Kate Said A Curse Word!
I got pulled over for the first time. last night. >> Oh no. >> I was driving her. She was like really. sick in the back. She was like, "I do. not feel good. Like I just want to go. home." So I'm like starting to speed a. little bit and there's cops with her. lights off. He like starts turning. around and I'm like, "Oh no." And he's. like, "License and registration. Why is. there four people in the car?" And he. came back with backup because there was. too many people in the car. >> We got four 16-year-old girls in the. car. I'm going to need to back about it. >> We were shooting another video recently. and Kate had a little incident. This was. behind the scenes. He just happened to. get caught on camera.
>> I am verbally not giving you consent to. post this. I'm saying do not post this. >> New York City, Boston, Maine, >> Massachusetts. It's It's Massachusetts. >> I can't even say it right. Okay. Well, Boston, Massachusetts. In New York City. What? >> It's in Massachusetts. >> Massachusetts. >> Okay. Massachusetts. Okay. Well, wherever it is, we are going to New York. City and we're going to Boston this. month in July. So, if you guys want to.
come see us, go to the alpodcast.net and. get your tickets. But wait, I learned. how to read. So, I'm also going to read. you guys the rest of the cities we're. going to these next couple months. We're. going to be going to Minneapolis. No one. laugh about me at that one cuz that's. also a tongue twister. We're going to be. going to Toronto, St. Louis, Cincinnati, Ohio, Los Angeles, Chicago, Houston, Dallas, Oklahoma City, and then we are. going to be going overseas and we are.
going to be doing Dublin, Ireland, London, Manchester, and Sydney and. Melbourne, Australia. So, if you guys. live in any of these cities, go get your. tickets at the lolodcast.net because we. want to see you live. We'll be running. with the lions. Lions. >> Hold on. >> I don't know that you. I don't like that. >> E. I I wish I could crunch in between my. teeth. >> That makes me want to throw up. That.
noise. >> Oh, I told you. Maverick said I couldn't. do it. >> Everywhere. >> Disgusting. Maver said Maverick said. there's pixels all on the TV. >> Yeah, that's pretty good. That actually. does look good. I mean, it's kind of. cinematic. >> I told you guys I could do it. Dude, I. don't even have my 3D glasses on right. now. >> Gerald. >> Anyways, welcome back to another. episode, guys, >> of the funniest podcast in the world. Hey, I just had this memory pop up on my. photos. Maver just had a core memory.
>> Yeah, and it. What was that? >> He was sleepy. I was sleepy. >> You're waking him up. Good call. Good. call. And it's a video of Cash and Kate. jumping on I don't even know what this. thing is called. But this is back to. when Kate was like not scared of like. getting hurt and scared of everything. I. feel like now you're just like you. wouldn't do this. >> What year was that? >> I feel like you'd be you you'd get on. there and bounce a little. >> Scared of a lot now. You'd get on there. and bounce a little but you wouldn't. bounce like this. Look how high she.
lowkey going. >> Wait, I don't know what he's about to. play. >> It's quick. >> Oh, let's see. >> Uh. >> how blonde she is. >> Yeah. What the. >> why did why did it go into like a memory. thing so it keeps playing but like. >> she looks like she's having so much fun. >> That's what you wanted to share with the. class. >> I thought it was like. >> I thought she was about to be a. daredevil man. She's jumping on a. trampoline. >> Look how high she is. >> That's really not that high. It's like. normal. >> What is that? >> I mean that's about a normal jump if you. jump on something. >> Well, I could jump that high right now.
>> No, >> I was having a trampoline. >> Can you jump for us, Kate? >> Yes. >> Are you ready? I love watching Kate. jump. >> All right, you better jump at least as. high as I see you jump on here. >> Okay, ready? >> Jump as high as you can. >> I see it. >> No. No. She was trolling that time. >> She makes me laugh every. >> No, no, no. She was trolling that time. Don't troll. >> No, she was not. >> Yeah, she jump. Come on. No. Come on. No. No. No. Go high. >> Okay, that was not a troll.
>> These are weighing you down. >> Glass on the floor. >> What the. >> Oh, no. See, I told you she's scared of. every glass on the floor. >> No, jump high. You're not even swinging. your arms. >> Lift your feet up. >> There you go. >> No, jump. What? No. No. I got an. opportunity. No, we're moving on. This. is waste of my life. >> I have an opportunity for you if you. jump higher. >> Wait, let's see how high people can jump. without bending their legs. Let's see. >> Let's not I want to do that. >> Done this before.
>> I feel like. >> Okay, in case you're wondering, you. can't jump at all without bending your. legs. >> I just did. No, I No, I mean like. whenever you're in the air, your legs. are straight. Yeah, >> actually. She kind of did it. >> That was impressive. >> You actually I meant how broke are we as. a podcast to where we can't even afford. for me to have a microphone that stands. up for one whole episode. Do we have. money for that or no? >> No, we don't because you online shop way. too much. Literally before we clicked. start on this episode, Kate was like, "I'm going to buy this dress.". >> Guys, >> I did just place an order.
>> Really? Anyways, what were you going to. say, M? Uh, I was going to say I had an. epiphany this week. Can you stop. clapping in the face? Yo, it's. disrespecting me just watching it. >> I don't even know what's happening. It's. just. >> I feel disrespected for you. >> Uh, no. So, I had this epiphany this. weekend. I was like, man, I got to use. the restroom. I dillydally all the way. over to that place. I walk in the. epiphany was you had to use the. restroom. >> Wait for the rest of the epiphany. >> Dillydally to the restroom. Why is he. using this lingo? >> I get there. I walk in.
There's two stalls. No urinal. >> Oh. >> I walk back out. I'm like, "Oh, no. I'm. in the women's restroom." Female look at. the sign. It's the men's restroom. I. walk back in. I'm like, "Where is the. urinal? There's not a urinal." And then. I started thinking, "What kind of word is that?". >> Urinal. >> Urinal. >> It's a weird word. Urinal. >> And then I thought, "Oh, >> urinal.". >> No. >> Urine. >> Urine. Funnel. Urinal. It's a funnel.
and urinal mixed together because it's a. funnel for your drink. I was like I was. like I'm a genius. I fig. >> that is not what it means. >> No way. What do you think? >> I'm gonna I'm gonna ask chat GPT right. now. Don't you worry. >> GPT. >> You know what I. >> Wait, hold on. Stand by. >> Okay. >> Where did the word urinal come from? >> He was so proud of himself. He walked up. to me in the middle of a wedding and in. front of everyone's like, "Kenzie, do.
you know what urinal means?" And I was. like, "What? What? >> Urinal means related to. >> urine or a container or a device for. urine.". >> I'm not going to lie. Chad GBT is. someone. >> But it but it was it was a pretty good. it was a pretty good thought. I'll give. you that. I'm telling you, it's a ur. urine funnel. >> Well, that was a good one. Also, were. you about to slander chat GPT? >> No. No. chat GBT. I used it for all my. um. >> essays, everything you do in school. >> Stupid fly.
>> What was that? >> What was that? Why did you just geek. out? >> Literally just geeked. >> Um I uh what I'm saying is I use chat. for all my s or exams, final exams. Sorry, teacher. >> Wake up. >> Wake up. >> Um and yeah, so I got like an 80 on my. ELA one. A do your teachers not check if you run. it through chat JBT? No, because I just. >> you can change it enough to where. >> I just took photos of my the answers. like of the questions and then they gave.
me. >> they gave me multiple choice answers. >> like it was all multiple choice. >> So, but I got a 80 on it. So, I was. like, how does that happen? >> CHBT works wonder. Wait, how did you. fail or not fail, but how did you not. get a 100 if you were using Chad GBT? >> I don't know. >> You need to use Socratic. So. >> use what are you telling her how to. cheat at school? >> Yeah. So crowd huge. >> Whoopsies. >> Also spark notes. Um if you have. >> Oh, >> okay. You can't say that. >> Yeah. >> Cut that, Michael.
>> No, just bleep it. >> Bleep the name. But if you have to um. read a book, but you don't want to read. the book, there's a website called Spark. Notes, and it gives you every chapter. like breakdown, like super short. Gives. you all the information you need to. know. Spark Notes. >> and Cliff Notes. >> Yeah. >> What are y'all doing? How would you. cheat? M. Shut up. One time Maverick. cheated. You know, we were homeschooled. together. >> Yeah, but nobody helped me. >> Yeah, Maverick cheated and my mom caught. him and he put my mom in tears. My mom. was crying because she was like, "Why. would you cheat?". >> It's like, "What do you mean you keep. the answer key in the cabinet? Of.
course, I'm going to take it out." He. did. He went and took the answer key and. was just writing it down. You little. cheater. >> Yeah. Cheater. >> I'm sorry, Kenzie. I should have warned. you before you married him. Listen, he. was a cheater. Are you kidding me? I. should have warned Kate because Cash, he. may not be a cheater, but that's only. because he's just not gonna do anything. in the first place. So, why cheat if. you're not gonna take the test, >> you know? >> Yeah, true. >> Well, ma'am, you said you had an. epiphany. Epiphany. Epiphany. And I had. one as well. >> Does anybody know what this word means.
around here? >> No, I feel like we're just throwing it. around. >> I just had like a realization this this. this weekend. Um, and my realization was. if you work at the bookstore Barnes &. Noble, you are either the nicest person. on the planet or you suck. >> and you're from a different country. >> Oh, we do have there there is one that. is at our Okay, listen. The people that. work there, they're either like, "Oh my. gosh, best book ever. I hope you have. the best time ever reading this. It's so. good and I love you so much and I'll see. you next time." Byebye. >> Are you saying this because the bunny. story? >> I'm saying this because the bunny story.
and something else happened. >> Bunny story. >> Yes. So, I was out. >> got mad because a Barnes & Noble. employee. >> No. >> told her she can't kidnap a bunny, right? >> Yes. Yes, I am. Okay. Well, let me. explain myself. >> Okay. >> Because people are either really nice or. really rude. And let me tell you, Kenzie. was with me one time when they were. really rude. >> Do they do they do they talk as fast as. you're talking right now? Because. >> Oh, okay. >> Anyways, so I was at Barnes & Noble this. weekend and there's a new book that came. out and a lot of times they put the new. books like at the checkout counter to. try to convince you to buy it. And I was.
flipping through it. It had a cute. little bunny and I was like reading it a. little bit and I realized that this book. was like a non-fiction book about this. woman who found this bunny that was. dying and she took it in her house and. she literally raised it up and saved its. life and she tried to let the bunny go. in the wild but the bunny refused and. now the bunny is like her pet. Okay, it's like this beautiful story. I was. like cute story. And then I put the book. back. The employee checking me out goes, "Oh, it's such a cute book. Like it's so. good." And I was like, "Oh, I feel like. it'd make me want to like kidnap a bunny. out of my yard or something." Haha. Clearly a joke. No. The employee next to.
her goes, >> "So, don't get one out of your yard. They are real life creatures and they. are not pets.". >> Oh my goodness. >> And she was like, "They do not need to. be inside animals. They are outside.". She was talking to me like I was seven. She was like, "They are outside. animals." I was like, "Did you not catch. the joke? Did you not catch it?". >> I would never talk to a kidnapper like. they're seven, first of all. >> And she was like, "So, we're not going. to kidnap people or murder them." Okay. >> That's a bad idea, Mr. Kidnapper. That's. not going to be happening.
>> But I was like, no, no. I was. >> Don't you murder anyone else. >> I was so you bad serial killer. >> I was so taken back and it was one of. those things. It was like, is she being. serious right now? Like, you can't even. acknowledge it when it's happening. because it's like, what are you even. talking about? And she she talked. >> I wish I was there. I'd been like, no, I'm just kidding. I don't like bunnies. I'm going to take your dog. >> Like, I don't know why. >> She'd have been like, so no, we're not. doing that either. >> You're not going to take my dog. >> We're not doing that. It's my dog. >> I was like, maybe she didn't catch the. hint or whatever. She talked the whole. time I w like literally I was walking. out of the store and she was still.
talking about the bunny. >> Yeah, she was like, "Did you say. anything?". >> No, I didn't I didn't say a word to her. cuz what do you mean? >> You're like. >> I'm just imagining Kate walking out of. Barnes & Noble with her back. >> Don't take the bunny. >> with her back turned and the the girl. just like so no bunnies. No, you are not. taking them. You understand, young lady? >> But she was. >> I can't believe that lady was going to. steal bunnies. >> Yeah. You know, when Kate when Kate left. the store, she's like, I mean, just how. dare she walked up to the other. employee, she was like, I stopped a. kidnapping. She's the type that's the. type of lady that was a.
>> snouser as a pet. >> There's But this the the what's it. called? The employee that was checking. me out said turns to the coworker goes, "No, I'm going to take one out of my. yard.". >> That lady sounds just like the lady from. the volleyball court. >> Maybe they were both trolling. That girl. was really. >> That's what would probably happen. >> No. Some people. >> You were getting trolled and you left. and didn't even know. >> No, no, no. You. >> I don't know. Some people are hardcore. bunny activist, I've heard. >> No, you can just tell. >> at the Barnes & Noble. >> This lady This lady was like so. genuinely like in her head and scared.
that I was going to go into my backyard. and kidnap a bunny. News flash, our dog. accidentally killed all the bunnies. anyway, so there's no bunnies to get. I. think we should make a YouTube video. about this lady and we should try to. convince her to join our protest that we. start um called. >> bunnies. >> No, that we start and we're like a lot. of bunnies have been going missing. recently. We're going to go march for. them. Would you like to come? >> We're looking for this woman. She. kidnapped bunnies. >> Stop taking bunnies. >> I'm sure she's a super nice lady, but I. was like highly concerned that she.
couldn't sense my sarcasm. And that was. what I was really caught off guard with. was like it was clearly a joke and then. she talked to me like I was a toddler. really considering going to take a. bunny. >> I do I I do have something else. I got. pulled over for the first time last. night. >> Oh no. >> Bad. >> You got caught kidnapping bunnies? >> Yeah. Yes. There's a bunny in my car. No. Um yeah. So I was out. So my curfew. is 12 and basically. >> my curfew is 12 and basically I um.
>> You were you were home by 12? Of course. That's not why you got a ticket. >> It's okay, Harper. I do that, too. My. curfew's 12. >> Ew. That's not what she did. You just. licked yourself. >> My fingers don't taste good. E. >> That's nasty, man. Who knows where these. things have been. >> Oh, that makes me actually want to throw. up. >> They've been in Bunny's mouth. >> Oh, these things been everywhere. >> Anyways, so I got to my friend's house. at 12 and I was like, we're we're all. hanging out. me and four other friends. and we're just hanging out and um one.
girl is like I don't feel good. I want. to go home and I'm like I and she. doesn't have a car so I'm like I could. take you home but I like that's my. curfew. I'm probably going to get in. trouble if my mom finds out. Um so I'm. like but surely she won't. So I leave my. phone at so at my friend's house and I'm. like cuz my live 360 and I was like you. know what like this is like one of my. first times doing this so this is really. hard. Um, no. Um, >> because you would never drive after. hours. >> Yeah. Never. Never. >> No. No. No.
>> No. >> No. That would be a So, we're not going. to do that. We're not going to drive. after hours. >> That would be a crime. >> No, you cannot do that. That's what. we're going to do. >> Criminal activity. >> No. So, basically, I actually I actually. don't, Mom. But anyways, um, basically, >> dude, you're so bad at I remember the. first episode we shot, Harper, her mom. sits down, very first episode of the. podcast, walks out of the room, and. Harper was like, "Okay." Okay. And she. starts telling her first kiss story and. we were like, "Isn't your isn't your mom. going to hear this?" And she's like, "No, >> she won't watch it.".
>> Yeah. She's like, "She's not going to. watch it." And then your mom watched it. Yeah. So, I think that same thing might. reoccur. >> I mean, no, I already told her and let. me tell you, it was not a good. >> Well, anyway, how did you get pulled. over? >> So, I was driving her. She was like. really sick in the back. She was like, "I do not feel good. Like, I just want. to go home, please. It's. >> symptoms.". >> So, I'm like starting to speed a little. bit and I'm like I'm like, "Okay, yeah, yeah, I got you." And so her house is. like 5 minutes down the road. Um, yeah. And there's cops with their lights off. How selfish. What if I wanted to park.
there? I'm sorry. What if I wanted to. turn there on the media and I I couldn't. see them on the media. >> I have said this. I couldn't see them. >> Not be allowed to to just park in the. middle of the road and just use their. little radar gun in the middle of the. road. No. If there anything I'm not. kidding. If there's anything I've almost. marched for in my life, it's not uh. equity. It's not anything. The the main. thing I. >> mean equality, >> whatever it is, Kinsey, we don't need. definitions right now. The main one. thing I would march for is I would go up.
one mile ahead of those stupid speed. traps and be like, "Speed trap ahead. Speed trap ahead.". >> No. Yeah. >> Yeah. Those those people are bad people. >> You mean the officers? >> Yeah. The ones that just are like, "I'm. just I'm going to get someone today. How. about you go stop crying? Be Batman or. something. Don't Don't be sitting there. with a little rad on. I think I think if. you sit there. >> with your lights on off to the side of. the road, >> so like you could pull off way to the. side of the road. >> That is very nice. >> Everyone's going to slow down because. it's like there's a cop.
>> Listen, if you're speeding if you're. speeding like 30 40 miles an hour of the. speed limit, I get it. >> I get it. But 10 miles over the speed. limit, >> dang fast. >> Okay. Okay. He So, so I was driving I. was driving and I was like I was like, "Dude, like, oh my gosh, there's a cop. right there. I see him." So, I slow down. immediately and then he like he like. starts turning around and I'm like, "Oh. no." So, then he turns on his lights. He's like and I go into the Lifetime. Fitness parking lot and he's like, "License and registration. Why is there.
four people in the car?" And I was like, >> you know, every time they asked me that. question, somehow I never have the. license and registration. >> Yeah. No, I didn't know what it was. I. didn't know what it was. So, I gave my. license on your birthday. I literally. gave you a folder. >> I know. I know. I know. And it's in. there. put your license and registration. in here. When you get pulled over, you. hand it to the cop. >> Yeah. Yeah. And I I put it in there and. it's in this little pink pouch. But. anyways, so I didn't know what it was. So I was just digging through my glove. compartment being like, "I'll get it. One second." Uh yeah. Yeah. There you. go. So basically, I gave him this little. packet and he um came back with backup.
because there was too many people in the. car. I'm so sorry. >> With backup? >> Yes. He came with. >> We got four 16year-old girls in the car. I'm going to need to back up out here. >> Yeah. time in his parking lot ASAP. >> Like what? >> So then I ask him I ask him I say why. why was there backup? He's like there. was a lot of people in the car so I had. to order back up and I was like what are. you doing? Um so then he takes like. >> I No, no, no. And then wait. So I was. like I tried to pull a cash. I was like.
did you ever are you the. >> or wait oops sorry. >> pull a cash? >> Oh my gosh. You tried to ask if he was. one of the cops from the video we used. Oh my god. >> I was like I I said I said, "Yeah, no, I. um I was wondering uh were you in our. videos?" And he was like, "What do you. mean?" And I was like, "Oh, you weren't? I have a YouTube channel." And and I. have a YouTube channel. >> Barbara report I have a YouTube channel. in real life. Okay, officer. I don't.
think you know who I am. I have a. YouTube channel. >> No, >> I know you didn't know. I'll forgive. you, but I'll be on my way now. Thank. you know podcast and I'm sure you don't. want me talking about this on there. >> No. So yeah, he's like he's like no I. wasn't in it with the most straightest. face and I was like well it has a few. like million followers. No, I'm kidding. I didn't say that. But. >> like well if you want our YouTube. channel like listen I'll give you a free. cameo. Okay, that's the best I can do. >> But yeah. No. And then he was like he. started talking about my Bronco and. being like I just bought one. And he.
tried to like be funny. He was like well. I mean it speeds pretty well. You're not funny. I'm so sorry. That's. kind of funny. No, it's not. >> You know what I hate? When I get pulled. over when I'm like lowkey vibing with. them for a second and then they're like, "Yeah, yeah, I'm just going to give you. a ticket." I'm like, "What the freak, man? Really? We had something going." It. was all fake from my side, but. >> dude, like I don't know. So then the guy. walks back and he's like, "I'm going to. give you a warning for speeding." Oh, but four people but four people in the.
car that will get you in deep trouble. Well, he said the sword, but that'll get. you a deep. Yeah. And I was like I was like I was. like I was like I was like, "Oh, so. you're just going to cuss to me now? You're going to act like I'm cool like a. 16-year-old who cusses?" Like I don't. know why he did that. Anyways, so he. drove off. I had to drive my Brooklyn. >> Wait, so did he give you a ticket? >> Yeah, he gave me a console station. >> Oh, he gave you a ticket for the four. people. >> Yeah. Yeah. So I have to go to court. >> Yeah. >> My bad. Sorry.
>> Mhm. Anyways, so yeah, >> you don't like prison. >> Yeah, Maverick said that to me earlier today. and I was just really confused. Anyways, so basically we I drive to He. >> You don't understand. You're going to. prison. >> Yeah. He's like He's like, "Where are. you all driving to?" And I was like, "We're all going back home." So he. follows us back to um my friend's house. We I like I just have to sit in my car. and just wait for him to leave. And then. and then we we're going back to my other. friend's house where I was originally. sleeping over where all my stuff is.
What if he was just parked right. outside? >> He was parked there. >> and me me and my friend, we were like, "Don't move." And the whole car was just. like shaking. We were all like, "Oh. gosh." And then Yeah. And then we got. home. But it was so scary. We took the. 20 minute 20-minute way home instead of. the 5 minutes so we could pass the cop. >> Dude, one time a cop gave me a ticket. and I was in a parade. Okay. A parade. >> Parade. >> A parade. >> We are so in. I was in a parade and you.
know I'm have my I have my motorcycle. which is a it's like a street motorcycle. and I'm riding in the parade with a. bunch of dirt bike people. So I'm the. only one that has a street motorcycle. All the other ones are dirt bikes and. four-wheelers and everyone's popping. >> wheels. He said it wrong. >> Everyone's popping wheelies and. everything. And I was like, "Okay, I'm. going to pop some wheelies." And I'm. popping wheelies. And then this cop. pulls me over out of the parade. While. everyone's in the parade, he takes me. and pulls me aside out of the parade and. he's mad. He's like, "No, get over. Everyone's popping wheelies and he gives.
me a ticket for it." And literally. everyone in the parade was booing him. >> That's so stupid. >> Boo. And at the cops and I'm like, "Are. you kidding me right now?" And then he. told me I had to show up in court, too. >> Did you show up in court? >> Yeah. And I pled not guilty. >> Good. >> I did. I I pled not guilty. I never. thought I'd do that in my lifetime, but. I was like, "Uh, not guilty.". the the judge is like, "Oh, okay." And. then the guy the cop never showed up for. his court thing, so I got off and pay. ticket. >> Wow. >> Yeah. So, are the cops that that pulled.
me over have gonna have to show up in. the same court as me? >> Yes. >> Oh, I was not very nice. >> Well, you. only go to court, Harper, if you want to. fight it. >> Well, she might have to first. >> I don't really want to fight it. >> He doesn't show up, I don't think, unless you plead not guilty. >> I I'm not guilty. I'm sorry. Sorry, I. went 5. >> No, but you but you are guilty. >> Okay. Yes, you just admitted it on. camera. >> Okay. >> No, but there's no point in doing it cuz. like technically you aren't allowed to. have that many people in the car. So,
you just would be wasting time, >> right? So, there's no reason to go to. court. >> No, you can still go to court and you. can say, "Hey, judge. Can this not be. like a point on my license?" Because you. don't want points on your license. You. get too many points, your license get. taken away. >> Provoked. >> You'll be fine. >> Okay. How many points though? Cuz. >> I think it's 10. >> Uh, yeah. But you don't want any. So you. go there, you say and it affects your. insurance. So you go there and you say, "Can I do like community service or like. a defensive driving class?". >> How many service do you have to? >> I don't know. >> Like two hours. >> I don't know, man. It's up to the judge.
One time I also got pulled over by a. female police officer. >> And those are the meanest. >> Yes, she was. She was fierce. And it was. me and Alex. >> You have insurance though? >> I did not. >> Oh, yeah. Actually, >> no. No, I have insurance. Uh, but me and. Alex are riding together and I'm. following the cop on the highway. purposely not passing the cop because. who passes a cop on the highway? Obviously. >> I do. >> What? >> I do. If I'm on the highway, >> I fly by them. They never catch me. >> No, but if I'm on the highway and the.
cop is going 10 under, I go the speed. limit. I will go. >> the speed limit. >> I don't I just No matter how fast the. cop's going, I do not pass them. I'm not. trying to get and I'm purposely not. passing this cop on the highway. And. then it's a two-lane highway. Then she. pulls over to the left lane, drops. behind me, and pulls me over. And I'm. like, "Are you kidding me?" And she. pulls me over and she was like, "Uh, so. I'm pulling you over today because she's. like, "Do you know why I'm pulling you. over?" I was like, "No, actually, I have. no clue." And I'm like, "Is it because.
I'm too attractive?" And she goes, "It's. because you're speeding." And I was. like, and I told her, I was like, "If. >> I'm a YouTuber and I. >> I was like, I have a YouTube channel.". So, no. I said, "Well, if I was. speeding, then I was following you, so. doesn't that mean you're speeding?". >> Did you really? >> Yeah, he did. He did. And Yeah. And she. was not happy. I was like, "Well, if if. I'm following you, if I'm correct here, on the highway, and I'm not passing you, that would mean we're both guilty here.".
And she got so pissed at. >> like citizens arrest. >> Yeah. Citizens, you are under arrest. Hands behind your back. And she got so. mad at me that she's like, "Well, I'm. also giving you a ticket for. tailgating." And I was like, "No, that's. not what you said. You didn't say. tailgate. You said speeding." And so. then she gave me a ticket for. tailgating, which I pled not guilty. >> And I didn't have to pay the ticket. >> Okay. Yeah, I shouldn't pay the ticket. either. >> She did not want the smoke for me. >> She didn't want to see me in court. I'll.
tell you that. >> Okay. I'm going to tell you what she was. like, I can't go to court. No, >> I told my dad at at 1:00 a.m. last night. when I got back, I was like so nervous. and he was so mad. Um, but cuz he's the. only one home right now. So, I told him. I was like, "I I got a ticket at 12:37.". And he and then he said, "Okay, thank. you for telling me. Period.". >> Hey, that's good. >> And then, no, no, no, no. It was a whole. paragraph, but I don't No. And then my. mom texted me. She said she said, "No.".
Oh, no. I have to reshoot a video. >> That's so funny. >> No, I'm serious. >> So real. >> No, I'm serious. >> Oh no. I thought someone died. Bro, >> she looks so devastated. >> I have to make a TikTok video you filmed. like seven times already. >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> Yes, it is. >> To fill you guys in. A lot of times when. you film brand deals, I feel you. >> They they make like 20 revisions and you. have to keep filming the same video over.
and over and over and over again. Just. give me all the revisions. >> in one take. They never do it in just. one take. You'll film it again and. they're like, "All right, and here's. another one." And you send it over and. they're like, "Okay, >> I'm not reshooting it. >> I don't care about the money anymore. I. care about my. >> I'll take it. I'll take it. >> Just slide it over here. >> I do like my mental health is not stable. after 50 videos of re-shooting." Hey. guys, >> this is going to get this is going to. get put in one of those like influencer. clips where it's. >> right. It's like, "Yeah, I'm not with.
them. Have you seen the one? >> I'm not with these girls that are saying. >> Listen, this one was two Tik Tockers. I. forgot their names. Uh they're popular. Tik Tokers though. And she it was her. and her boyfriend, >> Addison Ray. >> No, but it was her and her boyfriend. And she was like, "Yeah, I mean, social. media is just it it just does not pay. like it used to. Like, it just doesn't. pay like it used to.". >> Yes, it does. >> And she was like, "It's just not the. same anymore. Like, it's it's so hard to. make a living." She's like now like. nowadays like I'll do a post and if I'm.
lucky I'll get5 or $6,000 for one post. >> lucky. >> And everyone was like. >> are you kidding me? >> Everyone in the comments are like I was. like no way you just said that. There's. no way. If you're lucky you'll get. $5,000 for posting a video. >> Girl is not living in the real world. anymore. >> No, she got cooked. Absolutely smoked. >> Wait, is that not good? >> No, that is good. We're saying she's. crazy for complaining. Oh yeah, >> she was saying $5,000 like it's nothing. >> It's pocket change. >> You know, I also got pulled over here. recently. Is that why you were saying.
pull the cash? >> Yes, >> cuz you said you said, "Were you in our. video?" He gave. >> No, I didn't even say anything. This guy. was in one of our YouTube videos. One of. a lot of the cops around here have been. in our YouTube videos when we need them. like to do things like shut down streets. or whatever. >> So real for that. >> And so we use them in videos or whatever. we need them for. And this cop was like, "Wait, I was in the back seat." Uh, and then my. two friends were in the front seat and. he gets my friend out of the car and. pulls him to the back and I was like, "Well, why?" Yeah. I was like, "He. smoked. He's done for." And he had he.
had tape in the back of the the back. like outside of the car. And then he. comes and like shines his flashlight in. and he looks back at me and he was like, >> "Wait, >> do I know you?" And then I I went. >> like, "Do you see my hair?". >> And as it's me, it's me. I'm out of. here. >> Waiting for you to It's like where the. the guy in the movie takes off like. Superman takes off his glasses. They're. like, "Yeah." And he was like, "Come on, man." I was like, "What? What?" And he. was like, "I didn't know it was you.". And I was like, "Yes, I know. I know.".
So, just let let my friend on. And then he was like, "Well, cuz he I. let we uh let him bring his daughter. over to our house to take a picture with. us uh like a couple weeks before that.". So, he was like, "Well, since you hooked. my daughter up, I'll I'll hook you guys. up. Y'all can just go." I was like, "Bitch, >> dude.". >> Well, Harper Harper said, "Were you in. one of my YouTube videos?". >> Yeah, I know. I looked at him and I was. like, "Were you in one of my YouTube.
videos?". >> We went to go film a prank video. yesterday at the beach. Like Little Elm. Beach. And we're down there. >> Oh, and. >> there's a beach. There's a lake and they. just put sand out there. >> No, but it's like a beach. There's like. 12 It's like beach. >> like 12 beach Maverick mad. >> Yeah. Well, no. I understand. I. understand. Also, we're talking a lot of. crap on cops, but we do like cops. We. actually get along with them very well. >> I don't like them anymore. Very good. people. >> When you're not being pulled over, they're they're actually really nice. >> Yeah. When you're not Oh, wait. >> I'm actually homies with all the ones. around here. >> I've had very nice ones pull me over.
>> I actually have. There was But do you. remember the one when we were filming. the video, my registration sticker was. like out of date by a month. I had the. new one in my glove compartment. I just. didn't stick it on my car. >> This is funny. The officer The officer's. looking at No, we're filming a YouTube. video. You're not She's not pulled over. No, we were they were just like the cops. were at our house and my car was parked. in the driveway and he looks at it. He's. like, "Registration's out of date." And. someone comes inside and tell me they're. like, "Kate, the cops talking about your. registration." And I was like, "No." And. I ran out there. >> No, no, not you ran out there. Kate ran.
out waving the registration. I got it. I. got it. >> And I was like, "I promise I have it. It's right here." I was like, "I'm going. to put it on my car right now. I'm. sorry. It's a date." And the guy was. like, "I'm just messing. I don't. >> He's like, I'm just kidding. I can do. your ticket for she was like. he was about my YouTube channel. >> You heard about my YouTube though? >> Well, let me tell you the guy at the. beach the other day did not like our. YouTube channel. No. No. No. >> Was he a cough? >> I haven't heard. >> Yeah. So, we go there and we're like, you know what? We're going to film a.
prank for this prank video we're doing. So, I'm gonna go leave my laptop. >> and just ask somebody to watch it for me. at the beach. like I'm going to set up. my towel next to theirs and be like, "Hey, can you watch my laptop while I. run back to the car and then Cash. dressed like a thug is going to come. steal my laptop.". >> I had like a wife beater on and like a. chain and then I had my hat like this. >> No. >> Yeah. And I was like sacking my pants. You could like see like my boxers and I. was like going to go steal his laptop. >> And then we were going to do it again. but have this little girl steal my. laptop and see the different reactions. >> Harper. >> Yeah. Yeah.
>> No way. >> It was so fun. So we had like these. cameras with like these big zoom lens so. we could shoot like all the way across. the beach. I'm sitting there and I'm. next to this lady and I'm like uh and. she has like four kids there at the. beach and I'm like talking to her kids. and talking to her and I'm like doing. back flips for him and like becoming. friends with them and then I'm like hey. can you guys watch my laptop. >> and they're like oh yeah no problem. I. was like I'll be right back. I run off. Cash jumps out the van. Now granted it's. a big white van. Okay. >> I jump out of the van like this. Cash. jumps out the van. Okay.
>> He doesn't even look like a gangster. Our producer and Alex are hiding in. bushes with cameras with massive lenses. I'm Alex literally running around. specifically had a giant lens. He's. running around the beach like this. He's. like, "Okay, looks like he's spying on a family.". Yeah. So, his other family sees Pape, you know, hiding in the bush and they're. like, "We should probably go tell. somebody." I They They probably felt. like it was a security issue, whatever.
So they go and tell police that are. there, the security people, they're. like, "There's a guy. There's people. over there with cameras.". >> Cameras. They have cameras. >> Cameras. Okay. No. No. It's not that you. guys had cameras. It's that you jumped. out of a big white van and you were. hiding in bushes. Yes. Filming people. from afar. You were clearly trying to. hide. >> The e the part that just felt evil to me. was the family. >> Please stop. The family that told on us. was the first family Pape walked up to. to to so he wouldn't have to hide in a.
bush. They were like a family of like 20. people. He's like, "Hey, can I just sit. here like at y'all's picnic table area. and just like. >> sit with my camera and film that way and. like that way these people won't know. I'm filming and stuff?" Sounds cuz we're. Well, he's like cuz we're filming a. prank video. And they're like, "No, you. can't sit next to our family.". >> No way. >> Yeah. And he's like, "Okay, okay, great. I guess I'll just go hide hide in that. bush, man. He's like, I just wanted a. family. So, he goes to the bush and. then, you know, they're just like. >> they go and get the security and and the.
lady's like walking back with the. security like. there. >> Oh, she was like getting a thriller. >> Yes. I'm like I'm like, "Oh my gosh.". Girls like that. >> The police guy comes up to us and. luckily we knew him from volleyball. We. also knew him. We knew all the cops. around here. >> So, we knew him from volleyball. >> Little Elma's far away. Sorry. >> So, he's like he's like you guys. He's. like, "Oh, what's up, guys?". >> Every time we get involved to the. police, it goes like that. I'm like, "Oh, man.
>> Oh my god.". >> So, he's like, "I don't want to do this, but you guys, you guys can't film here. I'm sorry." And. >> Cash took his hat off. >> He knows made that lady so upset. She. >> loves you guys. >> Dude, I said we just I said we just go. rob a bank at this point and the cops. pull up. >> I I know. I know. Let me take the cash. and I'll leave. >> No, but the cop probably knows y'all. because you guys always are the last. ones playing cuz y'all will play until. the lights talked to him several times.
too. Like. >> Yeah, we've we've talked to them about. the lights. We're like, "Hey, these. volleyball lights are supposed to stay. on longer and they've been shutting off. early.". >> Um, so anyways, this guy, he goes up and. and he's like, "Yeah, you guys are. making people uncomfortable, so you. know, no more filming or whatever.". >> I'm making people uncomfortable. you're. the one walking around here with a gun. Okay. So, I'm like I'm like, "Okay, I. understand, man. So, it's like illegal. to film here, I guess." And he's like, >> "No, it's not illegal." And I'm like,
>> "Oh, >> well, then get that camera back out.". >> He's like, "No, but I'm like, "So, it's. not illegal?" And he's like, "No, it's. not illegal, but you're making people. uncomfortable." And I'm like, "I got. that, but I got video. I got film." You. know what I'm saying, man? >> But my YouTube channel. >> Yeah. like I have a YouTube channel. He's like He's like, "What YouTube. channel?" Okay. >> Does that mean a video? >> Yeah. He's like, "Uh, so he's like, "Dang." Well, unfortunately, because you. guys are like, you know, making money.
off the video, you can't film here and. blah blah blah blah. I'm like, I just. feel like we would be treated. differently, you know, if we were here. and it was like a wedding photographer. and an engagement couple at the beach, you know, and and she's getting paid. There's money taking photos at the. beach, but nobody says anything. But. suddenly buying on a family from across. the beach. Oh, making people. uncomfortable. >> Filming a a single family across the. beach from a blush is bad. So, how does. that You're creepy.
>> Wait, so what did you end up telling the. lady that was watching your computer? >> Uh, well, actually, funny enough, so. this comes back to presentation. Okay, no, I'm kidding. Uh, but we we go back. to uh I go I walk back over there to the. computer and I'm like, uh, hey, thanks. for watching the computer. I'll head out now. >> Is that it? Are you. >> No. She goes, as soon as I walk back up. to my computer, she goes the the little. girl that was in in her family, she. goes, "Are you Cash and Maverick?" I was.
like, "Am I cash I'm either Cash or. Maverick. Why does everyone call me Cash. and Maverick?" Everyone does it. They're. like, "Are you Cash and Maverick?" Even. when I'm by myself. I'm like, "No, I'm. >> don't know if you're Cash or Maverick.". That's why they say that. >> Someone Someone came up to me and said, "Are you the LOL podcast?". >> They always say that to me. They say, "Are you the LOL podcast?" I'm like, "Well, I'm on a podcast, but yeah, I'm. not the So, I'm like, "Oh my gosh, we're. about to prank a fan." I was like, "This. would be so great." Like, Cash walks up. to steal the laptop and they're like, "Cash?". >> He's like, "Oh, you'd be like, "No,
>> no." He's like, "How do you recognize. me? I have a hat on.". the first guy that Maverick picked on. the beach that we were going to do this. prank to. Maverick walks up and sets his. towel down in the laptop. Uh, and he. sits right next to this like 70-year-old. man that is at the beach when it's 100°. out. And this man is in boots, wranglers, a belt, and a long sleeve. plaid shirt with a cowboy hat on. And. he's like 70. >> Is he alone? >> No. With his wife. And I was like, Matt. would pick the one guy that's probably.
packing heat and I'm going to go steal a. freaking laptop. Loki did look like he'd. been like through all the wars. >> He's been through Vietnam, World War I, World War II, all of them. I was like, uh, unfortunately, I don't want to steal. a laptop from him. Picked the little. family over there. >> Yeah, so bad. >> We got cooked. So, >> so now we got to go shoot that prank. video again. >> Yeah. I don't know. We may have to pivot. on the prank, but it was freaking. >> That would have been so funny. >> So sad. >> Also, uh, we were shooting another video. recently and, uh, Kate had a little.
incident. >> Oh, >> I don't want to show this. I haven't got. to see it. >> Harper, have you heard about the. incident yet? >> I'm so excited. They wouldn't let me. watch it. >> I'm so embarrassed. I don't want this. being put out. No, it's not a Tik Tok. This was behind the scenes and and it. just happened to get caught on camera. >> No, I'm so embarrassed. >> Harper, you're going to like this. Trust. So, >> I'm so embarrassed. >> I haven't seen it yet either. So, I'm. excited. >> The fact that we're posting this, I am. verbally not giving you consent to post. this. I'm saying do not post this. Yeah. >> Yeah. Exactly. I don't want this out. >> So, full screen. So, background on this.
We were filming a uh a video and we had. hidden cameras in the car. >> or we or for this video I think we had I. don't know what we had but we had. cameras in the car. >> I had hidden a GoPro in the car. >> Yes. And I realized later. >> Yeah. So there's a camera in the car and. we left the camera recording on accident. and we were like all out of the car. doing whatever we were doing. I don't. remember. Then we all come back or Kate. goes back into the car to like leave to. go to wherever she's going after this. video. >> What were we all doing? is over. The.
whole video the video shoot was done but. the camera the camera was still. accidentally rolling cuz no one ever. stopped it. So this camera was was. rolling for like 2 hours. >> Well, you already knew what. >> I already knew cuz I didn't know we were. filming and they were pranking me and so. this camera was set up and I didn't know. and then I realized after the prank they. were like, "Oh yeah, camera.". >> Anyway, so this camera was Yeah. So this. camera was accidentally rolling. >> So were you faking this? >> No, this is this is real what you're. about to see. Oh my god.
>> Cuz this video should have. [Laughter]. >> I never heard you do that. >> Look. Ready? Ready? We're We're going to. watch it one more time. >> Oh my gosh. Kate, >> ready? >> Here we go. [Laughter].
I'm sorry. That flowed off your tongue. way too easily. >> Yeah, it did. Oh my gosh, Kate. >> Also, the fact that she was alone made. it even more funny. >> The fact that you probably. >> Why did she say it like a 40-year-old. mom? She did. She said like she was. going through a midlife crisis. She was. like, >> Kate never talks like that. >> That is crazy. I walked over there cuz. Kate like slammed her finger in the door. and she's like crying and she's like I.
said a bad word. >> Yeah. And I was like what? She said I. said it on camera. >> I was like I got to see this. >> I don't know why because the second I. said it and I realized it was still. filming. I was like dang they're like. going to put this on blast. >> and we did. Yeah. She comes over crying. to me holding her finger. She's like I. said. okay let me defend myself. our car door. It's like I don't even know how to. freaking describe it. >> It's hard to open. Like you.
Tesla. Yeah. And the door handle is like. weird. So you press you like push it in. and then you like grab the handle when. it pokes out. So I push in and my nail. got caught in it and it closes on my. nail and it rips my entire not just like. my fake nail, it rips my nail bed like. my entire nail off my nail bed and. that's why I like instantly started. bleeding. Like I showed. >> them. She walked back over to us, Harper, and she was just she was like, >> she did. We're eating ice cream. We're.
eating ice cream at Ben and Jerry's. And. Kate just comes over with a bloody head. >> I did a bad word. >> My beard is like, >> you ever seen Dolby the Elf when he does. from Harry Potter when he does something. bad, he like irons his hands to punish. himself? She's like, she comes out, she's like, I said a bad word. I hurt my hand. >> Simple everywhere. No, it was it was. like one of the most like excruciating. pains I'd ever felt. Like I the fact. that I instantly started crying like. that. It hurts so bad. It still hurts.
Like it's so messed up. They go back to. the car. Cash and Kate do. I didn't tell. M this yet, but they're sitting in the. car and they're there for like 5 10. minutes and I walk up and Kate is just. crying to Cash and she's like, "I hate. YouTube. I hate it. I hate it." And. there's just blood everywhere. And I was. like, >> she was like, "You would never many. videos ever again, this wouldn't have. happened. >> Yeah. Oh, it just keeps getting worse. because not only did I just freak my. entire hand up, I have to go to the DMV.
from here. Instant depression. So, I am. just sobbing and I'm like, my fingers. messed up and now I have to go to the. DMV. >> Yeah. Be being in the DMV and bleeding. have having a bleeding finger the worst. case scenario. >> Was dripping blood like and I didn't. even realize it was dripping like all. over my shorts. I went into the DMV with. blood from my finger on the back of my. shorts. >> Oh my gosh. >> I didn't realize it until. >> that's not a good spot. >> No, I literally got home and I was like, "No." And it was I'm not even joking. It.
was the most full I had ever seen a DMV. There was So the wait was an hour and a. half. >> Was there like kids? >> There was kids. There was adults. It was. an hour and a half wait. I had an. appointment so I just like walked in and. did what I needed really quickly. But I. was like there I would just have f blood. from my broken finger on the back of my. shorts. How convenient. How. >> did you get the nail off? >> I soaked it in acetone for 2 hours. >> You put acetone on that. That had to. burn. >> I'm going to tell you what happened.
about about um a week ago. My pinky nail. came off. My whole entire pinky nail. came off. That's so bad. >> Yeah. A fan was asking for a photo and. my nail ripped off and I was like, "Yeah, ow. Yeah, of course. Let's get a. photo." So then the nail ripped off and. it was still on my nail and so I lifted. it up or I bent it and it was like. cracked in half. And I have a photo of. >> Speaking of nails, you lowkey got some. long ones on today. >> Wait, can I say something? >> What? >> I don't talk like that ever. >> I've never heard Kate talk like that. >> I had a severe swearing problem when I. was 14. So I swore.
>> I can't even see 14-year-old. >> That's probably why you're like, "Wow, it flew off the tongue." Cuz I did when. I was like 14 and then I like stopped. I. was like 15, 16 and I was like, "Dang, that's kind of like crazy.". >> Yeah. Now Kate says when Kate's like. really mad and says a bad word, it's. normally not that. It's normally. >> crap. >> idiot. And everybody's like, "Whoa, whoa, calm down.". >> But I that's why they're I don't talk. like that ever. That's why they felt the. need to put me on blast like that. >> So ladylike. >> You know, I've never in my entire life. heard my mom say a curse word still to.
this day. >> Congratulations. >> I think I've heard just about everyone. in my life say a curse word at some. point in their life. >> Not me, >> actually. Yeah, but I've only known you. like not too long. But. >> okay, I'm sure you've never heard me say. I'm sure I will hear it soon. Say one. >> Probably not. >> Say it. >> Once once I've known you for like 10. years. Once I've known you for like 10. years, I'm sure something will slip. >> Have you ever heard me say one? >> Uh, no. >> No. >> I've only said them around Kate and. Kinsey. >> What? >> I'm pretty sure you almost said one on.
this podcast. >> Yeah, >> but my mom is the one person in my life. I'm not kidding. I've seen that woman so. angry before because you know I'm her. child and never said a curse word. >> Pretty talented. >> Yep. >> Yeah. My mom. >> Maverick on the other hand. Whoa. >> He curses all the time like a sailor. >> What are you talking about? >> Did y'all's mom ever say like she hates. something? >> No. My mom does not say the word hate. >> Yeah. What were we We were like joking. around the other day and he was just.
like, "I hate you." And I like almost. cried. I was in tears. Hey. Oh, I hate. when guys do that. >> I hate No, my mom actually when she. would hear me and Maverick argue as. kids, >> when she would hear me and Maverick even. just argue as kids, when me and Maver. like heated at each other, I'd be like, "I hate you." And she'd be like, "Don't. you ever say that again." I was like, "Okay, >> it's so mean." Like, >> dude, one time, actually, no. Uh, I'll. tell you after the pod what he actually. said, but this guy I've been talking to.
you for like five million years. He. called me a very bad word and I felt. very harmed. >> You call say you have toe fungus. >> No, but it was close to that. No, but. >> I have to fungus. >> Ew. Oh my gosh. Why do you have bumps on. your toes? >> Yeah, I have toe fungus. >> Probably touching that moldy bread. >> Yeah. >> Look at all the spots. You got. chickenpox. >> Can you shave your toes? Maybe. >> that's bad. Why would I shave my toes? Your big toe is just so fat. >> What the hell? >> It is. It is absurdly round. I can see. the hair on it from here. >> I'm going to take I'm going to take a.
picture of my toe foot so we can pop it. up on camera. >> It's like absurdly round. That's. disgusting. It looks like an Among Us. character. >> What the I have like bites all over my. toes and it looks like foot fungus. Horrible. >> It's disgusting. >> I don't really understand what happened. >> I'm so excited since Okay, so I'm. grounded tonight. But. >> that's exciting. >> No, my my plan is I'm gonna go home. I. haven't really ate in a lot of food. recently. So, >> I have bread. >> I know, but. >> I cannot relate to that. >> Okay. Well, I haven't ate a lot of food. recently because I've been trying to.
trying to look better, but I it doesn't. work. So, basically, I am going to go. home. I'm going to go to. >> talk about that. >> I'm going to go to what? >> First of all, normalize diets. Okay. >> But she doesn't need to be on a diet. >> Everyone needs to be on a diet. Diabetes. diabetes is taking over America. >> You need to have a healthy diet. But. Harper is nowhere near being diabetic. My mom actually told me I need to. download an app. No, I'm kidding. No, but um. >> No, I'm just Every time somebody says. like, "Oh, uh I've been toning back on. the eating." Everybody's like, "Wow, you.
need to stuff your face right now.". >> No, I'm not saying she needs to stuff. her face right now, but I just know. Harper and I know how much she eats and. I don't think she needs to eat less. >> Well, I think. >> I think you should. >> Nobody needs the. >> See, see, that's what I'm talking about. All of a sudden, it comes to men. >> Well, listen. >> You think I have this six-pack by eating. too much? Oh. >> Oh my god. six-pack. I was on the plane. and I stood up too fast and I felt like. I was going to pass out cuz I didn't eat. that day. And my mom, she she gave me. pretzels and she saw me logging them.
onto my net diary, which is like my. calories deficit thing. And she was so. mad. >> You don't need to be in a calorie. deficit. >> I will agree to that. >> If you ever saw my stomach, you would be. like, "Oh my gosh, it pops out right. away.". >> What? >> No. >> It honestly looks like I have a triple. kids in there. >> No. It does not. >> Yes, it does. >> No, it doesn't. >> Yes. >> Hey, Cash, why are you wearing a pickle. ball jacket? I'm a new pickle I'm a. pickle ball player. Zip that up real. quick. >> Okay. Hey, you think you're pro just cuz. you buy a jacket?
>> No, I know I'm a pro. That's why I. bought a jacket. >> But yeah, no, today I'm going to go to. Target and buy all the snacks I want and. just watch movies when I get home. >> That's fun. >> Wow, >> that's so fun. >> I'm excited. I can't wait. >> You join a league or something? Um, when's the last time you played. pickle ball? >> Okay, so we. >> candy candy candy. >> candy candy candy. >> candy candy candy. >> I was gifted this because someone.
noticed my talented skills at pickle. ball. One time. a pickle. >> because you know not. >> one time a pickle ball scout for a very. famous college I won't I won't say. names. You're a pickle ball scout. >> My pickle ball scout was like, "Do you go to school around here?". >> I was like, "No, no, no. I'm I'm I have. a full-time gig already." And he was. like, >> "Man, we could have seen my YouTube." He. said, "We could really use you." That. was his words. And then he gave me this. >> That was your dad. Your dad? It was. Yeah, it was my dad.
>> No. So, your dad actually just just. thought that it would look cute on you, so he ordered it. >> Hey, I'm not saying we'll join a pickle. ball league, but a volleyball league we. would cook. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. We went we were watching leaks. >> Me, Cash, Loki. >> Yeah. Let me let me show you guys a. quick little stat we have. So, me and. Mav and all of our friends. >> This stat is literally it means nothing. >> Uh, so we play volleyball a lot as a lot. of people know and pickle in basketball, you know, we play a lot of sports. You're athletic. >> and we keep a stat of all of our wins.
>> We do seasons. >> We keep a stat of all of our wins and. losses. Uh, >> it means nothing. Maverick has won 15. games and lost 22. I have won 22 games. >> Bad teammates. >> I have won 22 games and lost 15. Bad. teammates. Hey, what about last season? Mav has won 15 and I've only lost 15. >> Just so you know, a season they call. their seasons like they reset the season. every 5 days. I have a bet for you. >> No, wait. Last season. What? Uh what. were you? Everyone came up this season.
Last season was like my training. >> You mean in the last three days? Last. season? Last three days you got better. >> Last season was my first season ever on. the field. Okay. And sue me. Okay. Because I was a rookie. That was my. rookie season. Nobody cares. >> Well, your rookie season sucked. >> So, you're no longer a rookie? >> No. Now I'm a pro. I got the jacket and. all. >> Okay. I have a bet for you. >> Okay. Bet. >> No more bets. Me and Michael it. >> Oh my gosh. Can you just stop? >> Before you say a new bet. Kinsey and. Michael made a bet. Which, by the way,
Kinsey and Michael collectively are like. five foot together. Okay. Versus Cash. and Chase, who are each like 7 foot and. and played volleyball against them. And. guess who won? >> The Smurfs. The Smurfs beat them. Okay. Hey, well, you know what? Maybe. >> Wait, I have a new bet. >> Oh, let's hear it. Oh, and the bet was. Cash had to take Kinsey to Sephora. >> and Michael. Michael's one of the best. players. >> Okay. Me and Michael against all of you. >> Me and Michael. >> She's stupid. She's a troll.
>> She's stupid. >> Me and Michael win. We will update you. on the next podcast. >> Do you think five or. >> we will win? >> Yeah. You think five people two? >> No way. >> On a full-size court. >> Yep. >> Not a twos court. >> with five. Kenzie, you know we play two. court. Even on a two court. >> You know we we allow tipping then. >> No, you can't tip in twos. Unfortunately, >> it's not twos. No. >> You can't have different rules for if. you're playing with six. >> I'd rather I'd rather that again. One of.
our rules. I understand. But you guys. can't argue about the rules right now. cuz in reality, no one cares. >> If you have six people on your team and. you can't win against two people without. tipping, you have a problem. >> I promise you we will win. Guys, >> I bet you won't. >> You know what? Let's go play right now. >> I'll go right now. >> Let's go right now. >> Here's my bet. If me and Michael win, then we all have to go skiing in. November or December. >> Bet. I'll throw. >> What?
>> You want to go skiing? Yeah, I want to. go skiing. You should know that you. can't really go skiing. >> Let's go. Let's go play right now. Actually, >> we're in the middle of a podcast. >> We're in the middle of. >> then we're just going to go skiing. regardless. >> Wait, I haven't made my part of the. deal. >> I would like. >> And if I win If I win, I need a. >> You get to be crowned royalty. >> I need a vertical and horizontal video. of you saying, "Cash, you were the best. volleyball player." By you and Michael. >> Why vertical and horizontal? >> Actually, the whole team gets that. And.
specifically me since I'm a team cap. with the merch. Uh, >> but your merch says pickle ball. We're. talking about I can't afford merch for. all the sports. There's a lot of sports. out there. >> I thought you went pro. >> What do you say? >> Okay, >> bet. >> And then if if me and Michael win, you. got to give Michael $10 and you got to. give me $30 to Sephora. >> Why' you j Michael? >> Because. let's go. >> I guess that's the end of this episode. Here we go.
