Kate’s First Heartbreak!
we started dating in February and we. maybe in the whole 2 months that we were. dating spoke like 10 words to each other. so you guys were like secret like Romeo. and Juliet lover everybody knew we were. dating little side thing that shattered. my heart the guy I was dating told his. best friend that he thought I was the. most beautiful girl in the world and his. best friend responded if you ever say. that again I'm going to slap you across. the face because she's so ugly bro okay. you're actually going to make me cry I. know before Chase comes in here chase. our friend thinks he saw an alien so. y'all be nice to him in the comments and. then all of a sudden I'm riding I look.
back again and I really get a good look. at this thing and I see a 10t tall all. white no clothes walking like a Slender. Man's Sasquatch oh my go and I'm like. I'm either going to have to hop off of. this thing and run for my life or I'm. going to die here. [Music]. today. Harper give how do you feel about that. video that Jason harp posted what um. what is Jason ARB what Jason my mom. called him Jason Jason carb Jason carb.
like Mom he's carbing up right now it's. Vol season. baby so like you came on here. complaining about the video but you were. in the video so either you do like being. in the video or you don't like being in. the video you don't get to just be like. oh did you see that video he posted how. rude when you were like volunteering to. be in every time Jason har post a video. Kate's like or Harper is like he posted. again I never saw this coming I I didn't. participate in the whole thing but I. mean no cash what you drank drink all my.
water boy who. boy why do you sound like a it had to be. done you sound you sound like one of. those movie characters like gosh Dar I. need another beer I need a cigarette oh. my. goodness can't say that after like four. children like it's going to happen. cigarette I need an. ecigarette that's. crazy oh no I wish I had a camera angle. for that one what she just like looked.
at her tea like it was like I don't know. what you were looking at I was looking. to see if it was steaming like it was. this close to her eyes and her eyes are. almost crossed she was. like I needed to see if it's steaming. you know I've been I was wanting never. mind oh wa bro you got to stop doing. that every episode I do what every. episode I'm going to go plant my supp to. tan oh I self taned you s t again I. think I'm gonna have to go get a water. cuz I don't think my voice is going to. make it through you'll be fine.
just swallow you you'll be fine guys no. actually I grab a water bottle no you're. not you're not my servant I got. it you just want to go try to find your. gift that's what you were going to go do. you w going to get water yeah I listen. to my voice wait listen if I try where's. my gift you said if I try to sing a high. not it won't work no Harper that's never. worked appreciate. it Harper no y'all better give that girl. water okay I'll give you water you go I.
got you I got you please please please I. just was my hair. no have M on the carpet like we're just. going to give you water please give me. water come on Harper just anything. please but don't put all fine no no I. got a g I got a crazy game I got a crazy. game we're going to text each other one. of us if you choose the right one one of. us is going to spray the water on you. one of us will actually give you the. water okay M text text me which one you. want to be me because my hair wait no. she if if she can't get her hair wet.
don't don't do it m text me which one. you want to be cash if Harper can't get. her hair wet don't do it why get your. hair it's up to her if she gets her hair. W just if you if I if you have to spray. it just spray it in my face not my hair. the hair is oh yeah that'll work for. sure she's soaking wet for the next hour. all right M just text me which one he. wants to be and y'all can't joke around. and fake it oh no we not but I might. squeeze this thing just all over you in. Maverick CH I'm back checking to make. sure that the correct brother does it.
okay okay so I choose any brother one of. us will give you the water just hand it. over or you can choose both of us and. see what. happens you get a drink in you get one. of us will just give it to you the other. one is just going to squeeze the bottle. Maverick Maverick take the water take. the water. Harper go ahead and grab the bottle. Harper just grab the bottle Harper. please stop doing that just just grab.
it last chance Harper do you want this. bottle yes you sure you want that you. sure you want this Bott yes how bad do. you want your hair to not getet. oh you are not supposed to spray her you. li you sprayed yourself what an. idiot the one thing she said was Don't. Spray my hair and you spray me first. because you want to give her the bottle. you were supposed to give her the bottle. oh my goodness why you calm down take a. s.
stop throwing stuff it's really not cool. every episode my hair wait how I get in. your hair because Mom sprayed it in her. hair no she sprayed me just so you guys. know okay do you feel better now well. there might be like something just so. you guys know Maverick was supposed to. give Harper a drink and cash was. supposed to spray it until she spray on. my my my thingy no. was the bottle and that's why she tried. to grab it.
M you were supposed to hand it to her. that's all that's that's like literally. your fault scammed her do you need to go. change yes go no she's trying to get the. gift and I haven't got to open my gift. and you're going to spoil it for me I. just can't believe you sprayed hair on. my hair what if you haven't heard of. built you're about to thank me earning. points on your rent is now a reality. when you pay rent through bill you don't. even have to check with your landlord to. start earning points that you can use. towards Fitness classes airplane rides. hotels all sorts of things even your.
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I L said like you would not have sprayed. it on Kinsey's hair just wait uh I would. if kiny sprayed me first just wait my. hair curl up you going to make a diss. track about. me you know what. yeah yeah I am and what does that mean. never please stop barie that is so. inhumane it's so gross dude not like you. just jumped on a tree with your butt the. other day no cash yeah I remember that. we all remember that guys rip are. another TV oh yeah please fix that man.
yeah um last episode if you guys didn't. watch you'll have to uh I kind of like. did a wrestling move off the top of this. oh my gosh and the TV. came yes sorry you can't do that. was we are about to have a moment of. truth on if the TV broke or not because. none of us check we just bought this TV. last week I don't even think it was a. week ago we bought it like four days ago. um so we're going to see if it's broke. anybody got any bets I actually have no. idea it's definitely not broke not broke.
there's no way I don't think so. [Applause]. oh there it goes it's gone it's gone so. abely heck Everything You Touch just. breaks no did you turn it off no one. turned it off dude you have the remote. to that TV this doesn't work to that how. did that happen I forgot to hit you. touched it I'm telling you that was bull. crap if I've ever seen it bull crap if. I've ever seen it well have you ever. seen it I just want a water wait yeah. you still didn't get a water go get your.
water Harper no I I I'll get it trust me. please cash you okay there. bud thank you so much we're tracking mud. everywhere when the house just got clean. our house just got clean today everybody. on no. how actually it is on the red light's on. no on say on is it on what do you say is. it. [Laughter]. on oh he's so dumb yeah.
guys listen I know in the comments some. of y'all are going to be like Maverick. you shouldn't have thrown the water he's. trying to make himself a victim victim. he's trying to victimize himself we got. a situation man oh what's a situation BR. your wife called me dumb and I don't. take that. lightly does she has to suffer some. consequence dude I guess just take I. scared of that if I was you m no she. knows better she knows better I'd be. very scared of that if I was you I'm. insanely soaked m m I can feel it hey. you have you put your trying to act like.
she care she's like I didn't want this. to. happen are you trying to act like me. no you got you can play it a little. better than that if that's what you're. trying to do. Harper it's Kate plays the victim very. well I don't play the victim I am a. victim there's a difference between. playing and being and I being a victim. how you are a victim I being a victim. I what are you doing bro what are you. doing yo my hair please I can't believe. your hair is still in there it's Roku TV.
see. that just set this we should we should. take this hair show auction it off no we. should take that hair to all the show. fing to all the live shows and then. we'll be like this hair has been to. multiple states and countries the hair. on your head has been to multiple states. and countries as well know that maybe. not but this definitely has and we need. to like make it into a picture or. something what where did that come from. that drawer that's her still in there we. why are you looking in the drawer oh.
wait is my hair still in. here oh my gosh my nails are in there oh. there's our free merch vouchers hi. those that's. disgusting be be more chill I'm going to. thr the TV is like crooked stop throwing. things in the wall you can spear it. right through the wall but please don't. hit our nice painting oh my gosh nice. like our house like this the foundation. is going out I think no but that walls. Foundation is man when every time I hit.
this thing it's getting closer and. closer to falling over you know what. makes me sad huh our house is like a. giant prop it's really unfortunate and. so it's just like we have a prop house. and we have no real home and we're. homeless yeah we're. homeless yeah no we we we we do live in. a in a in sound like a weed. eater I told you a victim of bullying at. the moment what I said I told I'm a. victim of bullying at the moment victim.
of bullying you bullied. yourself are you making fun of my. stutter your stutter no we're making fun. of that you didn't properly construct a. sentence in your head before you started. speaking and you're like we we we we we. no he's making fun of the stutter I have. no because you didn't you didn't know. what you were going to say doesn't have. a stutter she's ping you that's actually. crazy you're trying to claim you have a. stutter yeah we have like 5,000 episodes. where you didn't stutter so I do glitch. sometimes and it's a stutter that's what. just happened I knew exactly what I was. going to say but I stuttered when I said.
it and Maverick is making fun of me for. it hold on what do you mean says a lot. about your character you not on my phone. for no reason what do you what I was. saying oh my goodness I just realized. you're not supposed to be on your phone. and if your mom watches this episode and. sees you on your phone the whole time. I'm texting a friend oh you're not. supposed to be doing that yeah you're. grounded right now your mom told us not. to let you on your phone you seriously. un allowed to be doing. that well she doesn't care she does what. she want and I'm not going to stop her. so Harper at this point are we like what. are you possibly adjusting man I'm.
moving closer like he's adjusting at. this point are we like basically family. uh yeah you have red hair though yeah I. don't think any the mommy and. daddy um oh that's. odd bleep all of that let's let's. definitely please I wouldn't bleep it I. don't even know why we should bleep it. but it just. I feel like you should be right what do.
kids call their parents Mommy and Daddy. I call my I call my dad Poppy I call Mom. pops does anybody actually call their. dad pops sometimes I my friend analie. does really you don't call Dad pops. every once while he Pops. Pops no I've never heard cash say that. pops sometimes be like hey Pops that. just sounds like a pop it sounds like a. clich m saying huh sometimes I say. father yeah that's what I'm saying pops. sounds like hey Pops like it's like in a. New Jersey like baseball movie hey faps. hey senior I haven't called I haven't.
called I just can't believe you got my. hair was the my this you forced my hand. man M he literally squeezed it yeah yeah. but she like pushed it all she did ask. you not to it just like it's really so. if I asked you Kate not to throw water. on me and then I throw water on. you she didn't throw water on you you. wouldn't let go with the bottle you're. telling me she didn't intentionally. throw the water on me no I think you. intentionally gripped the bottle a. little bit too hard and Harper had to. rip it out of your hands cuz she was. thirsty you were depriving her of water.
and then you got all upset when the. water she was trying to grab out of your. hands got on you hey we're going to be. upset about things remember when I said. 3 days ago we need AAA batteries I. bought AAA batteries you did they're on. the kitchen counter I actually ordered. some on Amazon also Hey listen you need. to take back everything you said cuz. Harper is going to tell the truth right. here Harper no don't did you. intentionally get water on me no I. wouldn't do that see she would that was. clear EV I don't understand what your.
problem is like you always you don't. understand what my problem is you always. are doing things to me that cuz you try. to frame me that's what I I don't. understand you're putting me over the. edge you're pushing me to my limit so. why don't you just quit she's about to. crash out CP you. overload skiy. overload oh boy no one does it better. than you. SK Harper's line in the song that says. that like I was D lying dude we it.
almost got cut too it was close it was. like this getting cut no that can no. it's not getting. cut skib RZ what's your other line it's. like ski RZ and I know who I am oh I. know I found my voice that's what it is. so funny yeah we. we I know what I was going to say but I. glitched listen we this is what I was. going to. say oh what the. he almost K.
me did you get that why did it Fly. sideways for two seconds it's going to. rip someone's hair out no ky ky. ky. stopy this this was my Christmas present. to yourself yeah but it's still a. present okay if you guys didn't to watch. the Christmas episode this was my. Christmas present I got and I've been. waiting on AAA batteries to come in ever.
since hey you can't fly through that. hole at at top speed oh it's behind me. you're going to take one of our eyes out. no he's not going to take nobody's eye. out in case y'all wondering I've been a. drone pilot for like two weeks. now genius no drone this pilot Days Are. Over no you're no seriously we drove how. far is that like 3 why you do that I. didn't I didn't put any on you man see. that's what she does and now you're. going to look bad if you put put it on. her that's it the helicop wait if it HS.
suicide Miss if it gets her hair it's. ripping her hair out. no can't defend yourself. Harper she just squashed that how is it. still alive I can't defend you there I. was so uncalled for. Harper you actually broke it man spray. it on me first oh did I oh did I. Oklahoma State no I did not okay yall. actually broke it and it's not flying. Straight No One Cares it was never. flying straight I'm going to fly through.
the hole just give me a. second Harper unfortunately I did watch. you just dump the oh Harper you're. standing right in front of the camera. ready watch here we go here we go ready. hold on let me go let me just go change. it oh oh oh oh my up up up oh you. unplugg something no more airplane it's. so loud please it's kind of funny. watching cash like attemp to P fun but. what's even crazy here is he looks like. a caveman with his feet out right.
now helicopter it's like K man please. don't please don't hit it electricity. why would I hit it it's coming back. around oh wait hold on I would never hit. that all right here we. go wait I need Harper versus helicopter. I need to sit here hold on get my phone. here we go. ready if that thing comes at me cash no. it's not going to keny I swear I will. destroy M I can barely go straight I got.
my slipper for it comes close to. me oh that's bull stuck in a tree oh fun. I won't fly it anymore cash I'll destroy. that too no don't break that one this is. actually like I got my real drum this is. like expensive and if it gets broken. even by me you have to buy a new one. nobody hit this one this one's like. $1,000 okay that's. enough are you recording yeah are you.
recording no you put the. Dr how steady that thing is that's. pretty crazy that is kind of insane it. looks like it's being held up he drove. this thing all the way to Starbucks over. the car he drove it to the Olive Garden. oh really and people people around us. were like oh my gosh somebody's. following us oh my gosh ready it's China. wait no the funniest thing Kate I don't. know if we told you this poor kid. outside on the sidewalk walking by our. house cash was like following him around. and he's on his scooter and he's like.
scooting as fast as he possibly can. that's like a form of bullying because. he was flying the you guys remember the. drones following him with the Drone and. the poor little kid was just what' you. say there was drones in Utah and they. said it was. China oh oh cash cash cash you freaking. idiot cash come on man I knew that was. going to happen too I just knew it he. broke it huh okay that's that's awkward. please tell me please tell me it's not. broken it broke wait wait let me see let.
me see is it broken Hey Bren it's going. to be broken if you keep flying it it's. fine yo I'm actually Master a flying. Heights freaking talian would hire you. you're that bad viot F Dude Perfect is. it dude perfect is it dude perfect all. right here we go is he dude perfect no. he is dude fail he is not dude perfect. cashh cash that's like a $1,000 drone. please stop it's aware he literally. wants to break it so that he can go buy. the $3,000 drone after this it's fine. Spa flying hot M stop if that blade hits.
someone it's actually dangerous oh yeah. if I hit on top of it won't fly me. up I'd be so mad if you take my eyeball. out he has it in sport mode why is it in. sport mode cuz uh it's got to be sporty. man okay all right we're going to go. through the hole look at the wind. blowing the dirt on the ground won't fit. through the hole cash it won't fit. through that SC it's going to hit the. wall and come back at us Kate cash I. don't think it fits through the hole it. does not fit through the hole. protect your head Dash.
please he's going to go full speed no. he's not going to do that wait yeah it. will fit if you can turn it sideways as. it goes through you'd have to do some. crazy maneuver through nobody cares to. watch this online come on promise. everyone's entertain no no oh c. c you straight out her no no no you see. the Drone did not fit that's way crazy. so I'm going to have to go sideways. how's that floaty and in the air here we. go oh.
no cash it's not going to fit that way. it's not going to cash oh no. cashy I'm call it I'm call it. it's all right it's Landing okay calm. down okay that's crazy oh you should see. me flying outside I'm fire no you're not. oh this carpet is disgusting and and you. just keep tracking it everywhere.
everywhere we step it's going. everywhere his shoes are gross what you. doing over here he's put his butt in my. face yeah you you did what you did you. literally were like when just now I. actually promise youing wet over here. teach your but guys I'm selling this on. feet. finder y That's a crazy. pck send that to Alex throw that up on. screen I'm not capping kidy I actually.
promised you I did not mean to put my. butt in your face just now you poked it. out so hard C it's cuz I wasn't trying. to step on the carp with my feet my feet. are dirty so I don't know what my butt. was doing but all I know is you are. never going to be a pilot man no I. promise you guys when I fly outside I. can go everywhere where there's nothing. to hit no I can go in between power. lines every yeah right I don't think. that's legal if you hit a powerful line. it catches on fire and then you go to. jail oh what low key I don't think that. that's how that works yeah I don't think.
I don't think so wait genuinely. genuinely what dude you know that's my. least favorite word genuinely genuinely. is my we favorite word because serious. you always say favorite word we you know. what word I also hate I hate when people. say it's like a group of people what do. they say they say like when I'm business. people they're always like oh we got the. the host I can't remember but it's a. stupid word that was great hey you've. done this before too man the Gang no. gang is fine gang gang yeah that's fine.
but business people gang gang gang and. they say we got the we got the bag no. not about there's a group of but instead. of a group they use another word instead. of group for business people cohort. cohort what is that well they're like. yeah they're like the I've never heard. that word in my life yeah well. usually you're not a word you thinking. of that's cohort I don't get it it. doesn't it seems like a madeup word. cohort what does it mean word it's a. group of people I mean yeah it's.
literally just like the group of people. instead of just like group of people. cohort the same it's like we have like. it's like how we call animals like herds. and flocks we're called cohorts good job. what is graur kind of made me like it. when you put it into that framework what. does gray loot mean what gray loot well. loot is like a fortnite gray gray is you. know it's a shade in between black or. white oh yeah yeah um listen guys lately. we have been playing a video game and if.
you guys can see that chart over there. cash has eight wins but that's false. those are definitely all fake I added. those but I have four can you see on the. camera or do I need to get it every. single night I get it KY night actually. can you get it my feet are all dirty. where's my champion belt for our. husbands to come to bed and they ignore. us I am where's my every every single. night hey you know oh yeah let's say. that story real quick yeah okay this is. great this isn't actually this isn't. good content for personally oh yeah cuz. you're Petty depending on how you tell. the story sure no Mt doesn't want me to.
tell the story because he's the pettiest. man alive not true do we have the belt. that's just not true I don't know they. have a WWE Bel trophy Champion gets are. we are we filming after this no why. filming what another video another pod. oh we might no we're not yeah this is. for cash I'm going to deliver it to him. now there you go wow thank you okay that. was crazy it's kind of a heavy trophy. can I feel it sure no she's going to try.
to hit me with it. too I'm going to explain this story in. short yeah make it so don't interrupt. each other every like couple nights a. week we all play Smash Bros every single. night we have a tournament every night. when we play every night and whoever. wins the tournament gets to put their. name on the board so if you win you're a. champion if you win twice you're a. two-time champion if you win three times. you're a three- time Champion sure. there's four of us me Maverick Alex are. you Bor P are you bored.
is this story boring you well don't. worry you're not going to be bored no. longer yeah you're not going to be. bored not the scoreboard you're trying. to ruin it he's trying to ruin it we. remember. MH we will always remember K Kate. Harper har Kate Harper I will take your. face and plant you in this dirt and you. will grow like a red fern tree a red f.
don't I'm going to keep on I'm going to. keep on okay you can hold up for a. second I'm an eight-time champion on the. board m is a four time and sorry Alex. but Alex is never. won and babe has never won either sorry. babe if you're over there but me I'm an. eight time Champion they hold. tournaments when I'm not around that's. how he get to eight no I would be a nine. time if we counted that one but we. didn't count it bro keeps on. glitching I promise you I'll plant your. face plant her face PL her face yes PL.
my face in my my pop box plan her face. face plan her face is the name of a dope. band plan her face listen I don't know. much about the Smash Bros finanza. happening in our home except I know that. it takes my husband every night and I'm. mad about it really why are you mad your. husband is enjoying life he comes to bed. every single night every time without. fail he comes in he's like this is way. more fun than smash what laying in bed. and watching TV with me that really. what's way more fun SM everyone stop.
okay reset it. please please way more fun than Smash. Bros why Smash. Bros okay reset I I want him to come to. bed with me every night and watch. Netflix I want him to come watch Netflix. with me when I really never mind know. don't say so many jokes don't say them. all right sorry Kate we're listening to. I want to come to bed and watch Netflix. with me and then he'll play Smash Bros.
and some nights we don't get to watch. Netflix because he played Smash Bros too. long and I'm already asleep that bull. crap cuz some nights I don't play Smash. Bros cuz we watch TV all night he does. he glitches every time okay actually I. take it back not if you just spray it on. me I'm going to turn you into a fern. tree if you just do that one more time. I'm going to turn you into a fern tree. does he actually go to sleep though. whenever I don't want to hear any of you. girls yelling unless watch I don't want. to hear any of you girls yelling no. don't put Harper's face in the D. when I fairly warned her right now.
fairly he firmly warned you I firmly. warned you so if you if you you warned. it's warned yeah okay big deal I fairly. warned you he firmly. warned what Kate I fly warned you we got. so off track yeah Kate's mad cuz I think. her husband away to play video games. every night but he has the time of his. life trust me every night he's like I. don't want to go to bed I love Kate but. I you're such a Too Faced liar I've. never said that I've never said Alex be.
quiet I've never said that man I never. said that you're such a liar cuz you. come to bed and you're like I don't even. I didn't even really want to play. tonight I don't know why I. played you're such a little freaking. loser I chance you're a real loser girl. baby girl let me tell you something no. don't baby girl baby girl let me tell. you something let me tell you something. the two boys over here that are thinking. I have a blast playing Smash Bros with. night I'm gaslighting them okay I'm.
gaslighting them oh he's gaslighting us. for sure and look babe I mean I'm an. eight time champion of course I have a. little bit of fun of warping them every. single night and how you know I'm a. champion is they're literally physically. trying to destroy the scoreboard that's. a fake scoreboard how is it fake M Cas. you just added those on they're going. get an actual argument over. this government document like you took a. marker and you put him on what do you. mean how baby say Alex and Pap both. verify the scoreboard is real Alex will.
verify right now that scoreboard is fake. right yep Alex name isn't on the. scoreboard so I'm sure on the real. scoreboard Alex is the champ actually. I'm score I'm sure all you losers would. say this is a fake scoreboard no but I. remember a couple days ago because they. will like play Smash Bros and then the. next morning you know we all do our. thing and every once in a while Maverick. has come out with the switch in hand and. they're like that's crazy M you've been. practicing but there was one morning. Pape and Alex were upstairs like in the.
in this room getting stuff together and. Pape walks over to the bedroom door to. go ask m a question and he hears that. M's in the shower and then he hears M. talking and M was like Pape was like M's. going on and on about his wins and smash. right now that was crazy we all heard. that M was in the shower talking to. Kenzie about how good he is at Smash. Bros no no no no that's not all I when y. are done sometimes I'm sorry when y'all. are done playing at 2:00 in the morning. then he walks in and I'm wide awake cuz.
all I hear for 5 hours champ on my head. you're like bro you're an idiot no bro. you're an idiot and I wanted to be Kong. King whatever the names. are you can't play him cuz you already. played him and then he comes in at 2: in. the morning and then he has to sit there. and talk about how he won or how he lost. to cash don't you my that's myt I like. spit on myself talking no I was. listening thank you I'll talk. yeah I'm listening he has my belt so.
when he finishes going on for 30 minutes. about y'all's game that I had to stay up. till 2: in the morning for then he sits. there and listens to Joe Rogan or Joe. Blow whoever the heck else he listens to. and then we don't go to bed Bobby. jacksmith Bobby Jack Smith and then we. go don't go to bed till 3: in the. morning and wake up the next morning and. continues to tell me about his Smash. Bros are you the current champion I'm. always the current champion false. news listen I we need a piece of paper. right now what do you mean I need a.
piece of paper somebody anybody paper. why I'm gonna make a contract contract. on the Pod I don't think we're signing. any sort of contract right now yes you. are I'm not trying to be legally buy to. hey if someone can sign on our behalf we. can sign on your behalf no either a the. games move to P's room or B that's. doable there there's three options here. B the games move to Alex's room not. doable or C the games move to the living. room room that's also doable no that's. that two options Alex and P's.
room I like where we're. at y unfortunately you do have you you. do have to move that's like extremely. unfair that Kinsey has solist unfair. when is life unfair I mean she gets. Jesus had to die on the cross no you. guys the like the the bare minimum would. be moving into Pap's room that is the be. bear bottom of the barrel the least look. at this way when we play right here kiny. gets to be closer to the Champion every. single night which is me no it's not.
every night when M goes in and debriefs. the game K's probably like man I married. the wrong brother because cash is an. eight time champ and my husband is only. a four time champ I do he that when she. talks to me at night we always talk. about how cash is like always the better. one but that's false news fake news I'm. always the champ and I will always be. the champ she k a your being quiet. because she knows you're only half as. good as me no because she has videos of. me coming in there with champ on my my. head yeah four times I have eight of. them you have those when I'm not around.
they don't count I have nine when he's. not around you can't hold a championship. battle yeah nobody cares but I will say. Kinsey you are a much better woman than. me because I would be flipping my head. every night if I was being kept up like. I would just start raging they be like. what's Kate's problem she's such a rage. woman uh my problem is you guys that's. what I say brown I to record you later. and I'll just put it outside the door. get out yeah you guys have to move to a. different room unfortunately do it never. could never will well mik can maybe PES.
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just the month but the year crazy uhhuh. were we ever the top two in the month it. said we became number one at one but I. don't think that's true that a true I. don't remember seeing that it did say we. did become number 2025 is going to be an. even bigger year let's. go what the she's making fun of. you we were filming a YouTube video one. time and Maverick was like mid sentence. and he just looks at the camera and he. goes let's go no that was a joke it was. funny it made it was it was funny I. liked.
it it's but now I like unironically I. catch myself sometimes by myself I'm. like I know I I said it to K last night. in bed I looked over I was like let's. go boy he like he like picked up a snack. said why just now no it was just funny. the way you were like you were like. talking talking like so normal let's go. back to normal it was like what just. happen I like broke the fourth wall hey. real quick should we have Chase explain. his alien story to Harper yeah he's. already explained it to me really mhm.
I've already G on the golf course well. I've never been explained what's it. called the oh. wait Chase wait pause you've never heard. his alien Story Only y's versions are. you being so for real so Chase got a bad. haircut to time out before Chase comes. in here I'm going to tell you guys. exactly how his alien story is going to. go well you have to explain no don't. tell the story and then H I'm just going. to say a little bit in case little bit. of context chase our friend thinks he. saw an alien um y'all be nice to him in. the comments okay he has always by the.
way believed in Aliens and been like. very convinced there's aliens and also. he's one of the people that saw it and. if you are a woman over the age of 21. he's a very nice guy very normal he does. not believe in. aliens and he's going to say like this. he's going to be like I saw an alien on. my golf course and I was like listen. he's for real so he's going to be like. don't tell the whole story don't tell. the whole story I'm just going to say. one little bit he's going to be like the. alien was so tall and I was like did an. NBA player move into our neighborhood. okay yes you get to just cash knows the. story word for word yeah we've heard it. like five times somebody grab we don't.
even need CH why orange get cash no no. no don't walk on the actual real carpet. why cuz you're. disgusting oh my gosh here can we just. on my foot can we just phone chasing. Alex will go get baby that's don't sell. these let's go wait no Cas I'm not. walking on the carpet what do you mean. oh why I literally just did that oh. really he did it way louder decimal was. like 12 all Alex is getting chased dude.
our carpet is so cooked I'm stressed. carpet's fine you know I don't know if. the audience knows this this is. rugs no no no but everyone's going to. walk off of the rug onto our real carpet. no I don't think so. Chase. [Applause]. man Chase Welcome to our dating show. today we are finding chase a. womany all right Chase I need a wife.
name j she's right. here what do you want to. know Alex tell number tell me Alex wait. wait no did did he tell you what we. wanted aliens how' you I've never been. told the story and everybody else has. and I've heard Lots about it so I would. like to hear okay okay all right cash. always makes fun of me about this story. but it was it was some real stuff here. so long story short I live on a golf. course wait not long story short cuz we.
have another half hour so half. hour okay oh well we got 20 minutes 20. minutes I'll make it a medium one um I. live on a golf course I'm riding my. Segway I do the same thing every single. day it's 6:00 p.m summer. still still I'm riding my segue on the. golf course right on the trail segue. definition they don't know what a segue. is. okay a hoverboard we'll say a hoverboard.
with a stick and I'm riding it down the. golf course yeah with that I'm writing. it down the golf course right I do the. same thing every day I was listening to. music I was jamming out was amazing. day I look to my right into what I think. is a person your left. cash no you continue okay I'm riding the. Segway I look to my right and I am. freaking out almost instantly because. what I see is I I think it's an NBA. player that just moved into the.
neighborhood an NBA player that moved. I'm not kidding you I'm not kidding. him are you mimicking me cash doesn't. believe me I saw I saw a freaking alien. okay do you believe keep telling the. story kind of now yeah okay so I'm. riding I'm riding the segue Chase I'm. I'm we're all this point you you just. think oh it's some tall guy it's a tall. guy I think it's tall person that moved. into my neighborhood and I'm riding it I.
look to the right my vision is not the. best keep in mind you go over there a. little more or do you go farther away so. I'm I'm looking across the golf course. like on the path there's another path. across the golf course and I'm looking. right in the Segway and I look back and. all of a sudden I'm like this person's. like 10 feet tall I'm like what is this. right I do this every day I'm not you. know and then all of a sudden I'm riding. I look back again and I really get a. good look at this thing and I see a 10ft. tall. all white no clothes I don't know naked.
or whatever it was but no clothes I. didn't see any clothes on white white or. just like pale no like a pale white head. to toe walking like a Slender Man. Sasquatch oh my gosh and my heart drops. immediately you you H you're you're. joking you have to were you on like. shrooms. no I asked the same thing I was on. nothing I was on nothing besides his. hoverboard that's the only thing I was. on the hoverboard and so and I'm not. kidding you my gut drops instantly I.
would too I completely scared 10 foot. tall all white person right and so I. look back. again and it's booking it it's literally. its arms are doing this I'll do the. motion for everybody. look oh my gosh he's walking like this. oh no no CH me and I'm so scared coming. at you or she walk it was going this way. I was going straight parallel to me so. it wasn't looking at you at instant fear. like I've never been more scared of.
anything in my life instantly it's broad. daylight like the sun was setting it was. beautiful out like I was like this is. such an amazing day and all of a sudden. I'm fearing for my life and I keep going. I get one last good look at it and it's. already halfway around the bend in a. fraction of a second this Sasquatch. alien okay but I believe him I do too I. believe you saw something well so what. happens is I'm riding and I I really. stop and I I squint my eyes and I get a. good luck at it and I see its fingers. everything's like this long it hands.
everything's this long and it's riding. and my segue is pull the hoverboard is. pulling me backwards because I'm going. too fast and I'm like I'm about to poop. my pants right now I'm either going to. have to hop off of this thing and run. for my life or I'm going to die here. today is what I thought so I'm not. kidding you in just a fraction of a. second I was so happy 10 seconds before. this and um that's pretty much the. aliens wait wait what did you do no. there's more there's more you went home. okay oh did you see another Ali wait how.
did you get home did you leave your. segue no no so the segue I I stayed on. it and it was coming around the bin and. I just kept going I didn't look back I. go home I say Mom I saw the craziest. thing ever she's like oh my gosh my. cousin is like a conspiracy theorist. pretty much right I like. that you like that how your cousin so I. go up to my cousin right and I say dude. I saw the craziest thing the other day. and he was like what what did you see I. said I saw this all tall white 10 foot. tall creature across the golf course. path and he goes I go what he goes you.
saw a tall white and I was like a tall. white tall white I was like I was like. what are you talking about let get you. told your cousin I saw a tall white and. he said you saw a tall white and know he. goes you saw a tall white and I said. well what's a tall white he goes look it. up right now I look it up and I look up. the picture of it I'm seeing a sketched. out version of what I saw pop a picture. of it he pops up a picture of it yeah. and it's an exactly what I describe and. everything and he was like dude he's. like you saw a tall white blah he gets.
on his computer he emails somebody and. the History Channel calls me the Chanel. look it up Linda from the History. Channel she's she's like the biggest. girl in the alien conspiracy things saw. I saw that exact same thing let me see. it wait you can pop it up on the screen. you can pop it on the screen you cuz I. don't have Alex's number okay but that. thing's fingers are pretty long yeah and. go She interviewed me for like 2 hours. saying it's crazy cuz you live right. next to right Patterson Air Force Base. and that's where like they hide the.
aliens and stuff and I was like they. hide them they're like housing they hi. that's for Area 51 when the first ever. UFO crashed like in the United States. they said that they took the bodies. right next to where I live so she was. like it's weird and she's like there's. tall whites there's Grays and she's like. they signal fear to you I was like they. signal fear she's like through like. telepathy so I'm riding the Segway have. to Signal it I'm just terrified no he's. he's signaling it and that's why I had. the instant fear of like I have to run. for my life right now what did his face. look like like an actual alien face or a.
normal face I didn't see a face that had. no hair no clothes like this almost yeah. I mean basically oh my gosh but and then. say the tissue box and well I go home. and this is I said to my mom I was like. this yeah pretty much you got the idea. pretty much I saw that yeah I'll send. that and my mom was like it's so weird. that you're telling me this cuz when we. first moved into the house she's like I. I bought a a granite tissue box that has. exact what you're talking about on it. and I was like what are you talking.
about I go to the bathroom and I look at. this tissue box and I'm not kidding I. see like a 10ft tall image ingrained in. the granite just doing. this maybe it was an ice skater and I'm. like wait wait is it supposed to be. there it's like whenever you're looking. at Granite or like a brick wall and. you're like I see the shape no it was. carved out supposed to be oh it was. supposed to be there oh my god well no. no it was just like a you know it's like. natural it's Granite it just forms. naturally yeah yeah yeah it just forms. naturally and there's the creature just.
the 10-ft creature that I saw but go. that's the story of the tall white take. it you can believe it if you don't but. why' you look at me when I said that cuz. you know you always mimic me for it no I. just think it's a funny story Chase and. I like it okay Chase it's not your story. it's the way you tell it it's I've never. heard anyone tell a story like that. really I believe it you're a good. Storyteller at least Harper believes me. out of anybody Chase I've always said I. believed you saw something I I believe. you saw something too. I just also believe you're on shms. that's what I okay to everybody out.
there comment do you believe my story or. not or do you believe in aliens or not. because with all the government stuff. coming out yeah we're going to be seeing. some aliens soon and you're you're not. going to think I'm crazy anymore K. you're going be the first person I. call you already here I definitely. believe you saw I don't think you're. just lying about it no but yeah and I. don't if you say you weren't on anything. I believe you weren't on anything but I. think there's a lot of there's a I don't. know what I. think there's a lot of I don't know what.
I think you'll know soon I told my story. we'll know here in a couple years when. the government discloses it you'll know. soon thank. you should dust your feet off bye wait. can can we on the yeah you come on real. quick do you want to come on quick hello. okay watch your. sock Harper and that couch is very wet. okay hey guys me Harper my new best. friend she's in fifth grade right sixth.
grade sorry um her name is Harper she is. a content creator actor and singer yeah. yeah both Harper and Harper and don't we. look alike. oh have you seen an. alien no I haven't yeah I totally. believe. him it was it sounded real like it did. and I believe it like fully like it. sounded the way spoke it like like. genuinely I we believe you chase I trust.
I do everybody comment in in the. comments hash we believe you no just. give Chase the validation he needs cuz. he feels very made fun of by us and we. don't mean to make you feel like that. I'm not making fun of you chase you just. funny Storyteller man should we plant. that tree oh we already did it grew. belly button it grew to a big tree grew. inside cas's belly button that's fun. yeah saving the. planet at a time quite dead yep we got. dirt everywhere well before you go.
what's your who's your favorite YouTuber. oh. y'all I'm my favorite YouTuber too I. have you watched our videos together yes. really yes oh my I love m s matter might. be coming on a podcast episode in she. promised like uh prom three months hey. we need to get this interview real quick. have you ever had your heart broken um. um no I actually broke someone okay. no way no you broke somebody's heart no.
I'm joking wow joking joking that's fine. that's fine also another question do you. think my lashes are too long no they're. so pretty do you think. yes bu yourself another five minutes no. I'm. kiding uh oh yeah sorry so you're. telling me you're 11 or 12 you dude I'm. about to be 12 yeah she turns 12 next. month but you are 11 and you've never. had a heartbreak she said she's a. heartbreaker she didn't get her heart oh. see I was the opposite I was I was 11.
and I had my heart shattered and wasn't. really shattered though it was destroyed. I. was I could cry just thinking about it. tell us all about tell us Kate tell us. oh oh listen don't even get me started. it was it was sixth grade oh it was 2015. oh sixth grade it was it was it was it. was it was a it was a 2015 maybe 16 I. don't even know um I I got my first. boyfriend um I had never poor thing no I. had never spoken to this kid ever but I.
was in like sixth grade wait wait then. how is he your boyfriend no just just. trust okay Facebook Messenger no when I. was in sixth grade K air dropped him. will you be my boyfriend I did not do. that okay we'll stop interrupting yeah. yeah sorry sorry we believe you Kate you. had a boyfriend had a boyfriend listen. everybody started dating in sixth grade. and I remember being like Oh like no one. likes me like I want a boyfriend so bad. and like I was watching all the movies. and every girl in high school had a. boyfriend I just wanted a boyfriend I.
was like I just want someone to like me. so I wasn't a very like I was not I was. not easy on the eyes in sixth grade like. I like I like listen do we have a. picture of in sixth grade ack of sixth. grade on the ears she was bully on my I. was I was just all around like I was a. solid 2.5 okay like dang k out of 10 out. of 10 okay like I was not I was not that. kind of sixth grade like you were like. put together very pretty I was.
the if I was the guy I would dat. her if I was in sixth grade like I was I. thought when I came in she was like in. ninth grade or something but no that's. what everyone they're they're always. like are you in eighth grade yeah you. definitely seem older but guess what I'm. in ninth no um 10th yeah oh wow that is. crazy it is not look like you're y'all. look like the same. grade wait who's taller yeah let's see. oh my goodness let's take a look oh look.
oh she's stepping. on oh she might have her wait Harper St. might have Harper zilmer yeah no no that. can't be right yeah this couch is. soaking wet sorry about that one. actually no that was M's fault no it was. her fault she sprayed me first everyone. saw did you see how mad I was my hair. long his legs are compared to you were. you were you were down bad you were. trying to get a boyfriend down so. tremendously bad and then I I I'm. assuming this kid was also down.
tremendously bad so that's why he chose. me yeah so anyways I remember like his. friend had said like oh he thinks you're. pretty and I was like wow I've never. heard those words before and so I was. like I need to get married to him like. that's my husband he thinks I'm pretty. dang this is a sad story G in sixth. grade it gets worse yeah so anyways we. start dating in like Jan February I. wrote it in my diary I remember uh we. started dating in February and we maybe. in the whole two months that we were. dating spoke like 10 words to each other.
face to face we texted every day but. like if we passed each other in the. hallway we wouldn't talk we wouldn't. look at each other like I don't know so. you guys were like secret like Romeo and. Juliet type lovers everybody knew we. were dating oh everybody knew it so like. say good night to him yeah we texted. love you yeah yeah yeah I think so see. we think the same thing we're we're. twins. yeah so I was like you know obviously. texting him all the time but we didn't. talk in person and um yeah I I remember. always being upset that he would never. come up and talk to me but like I.
wouldn't talk to him either so you know. it's scary to talk to a guy person so. then anyways it it goes on and on and. this is like side little side thing that. shattered my heart um his best friend. this was really sad actually the guy I. was dating told his best friend that he. thought I was the most beautiful girl in. the world and his best friend responded. if you ever say that again I'm going to. slap you across the face because she's. so ugly wait how did you find that out. because his best friend said that to my. best friend and my best friend told me. that and I was like my God oh my God you.
must have been Crush who's your best. friend were you cry it was a different. girl she would that girl needs to no it. was it was how are you not still crying. of question no I actually I if I thought. about it hard enough I think I could cry. right now about it like it's really sad. I don't know why anybody would say that. 10 11year old girl but besides the point. what somebody said to you if you what if. somebody like you were dating a guy and. you're like and and then they were like. their friend was like. hey like don't ever go up to that girl. she's ugly what would you yeah that's.
exactly I would be so mad oh yeah it was. so mean so so the and so the guy like. that says that and I'm like okay like. that's really sad but it's fine at least. my boyfriend thinks I'm pretty man this. is a sad story feel so bad for you never. made me feel bad for you like you always. play the victim but I never buy it but. this is like that was really sad and so. then I'm like okay like he does that guy. doesn't think I'm pretty but like my. boyfriend thinks I'm pretty. and then little six-year-old Kate or. whatever you said just sixth grade you.
mess in just oh and then a week later. it's we're having like our little. passing period and I'm walking to my. next class and my boyfriend who I've. spoken to maybe three times in person. after two months comes up to me and he. has like three or four of his Bros. behind him oh he got the squad he got. the like he s to break up with he pulled. up like they're going to back me up. listen listen he pulls up on me in the. hallway with like his Bros behind him. and I'm like walking and he comes up to. me and I'm like oh my gosh he's speaking. to me like he doesn't do this character.
and I'm like I'm like this is my chance. like what if he gives me a hug or. something like what if and instead of. that no he goes I'm breaking up with you. no in front of everybody the whole. hallway no basically the whole school. yeah there was like so many kids it was. like he had told so many people that he. was breaking up with me and like word. got around he was breaking up with me. after third period like it was like. being in the. K you're actually going to make me cry. sad for you I'm trying so hard not to.
laugh no it's no it gets worse are Cru. individual it crazy it gets worse just. just wait so then there's no way this. story gets worse yeah it gets worse so. he breaks up with me and instead of just. being like Oh okay I'm so in shocked and. I'm so embarrassed that it happened in. front of everybody I immediately start. sobbing and I it was like early in the. day I soed for the entire rest of the. day I cried in every single class.
everybody was like what is wrong with. her like my art teacher or like my. theater teacher or someone pulled me out. a class and was like like are you okay. like is something going on at home like. my face was swollen all day I sobbed. everybody knew and I was so embarrassed. I was like why am I crying this much. over this like it's not that deep and. everybody was like kind of side eyeing. me and I remember I will never forget. this kid I will never ever forget you. I'm not crying Voice is coming are you. about to cry yeah this is going to be. what did you tell the art te sure this I. had a boyfriend that I said 10 words to. and he broke up with no I I don't even.
remember what I told her I was like no. like I'm fine wait wait wait continue. what you were saying it was about to get. good yeah I I'm not going to say your. name but I remember I will always. remember this kid cuz this was like the. nicest thing he was like he saw me. crying all day I had like multiple. classes with this kid and he I had like. kind of been friends with him but like. not really and he was like what happened. and I just told him and he was like well. you just you really do deserve someone a. lot better than that like you don't. deserve that Kate you should him I I had. the fattest crush on him after that I.
was like please I was like please come. marry me like be my husband I I. literally crushed on that kid all. throughout Middle School I thought he. was so cute he's like you deserve. someone better she's like he's like you. deserve someone better not as good as me. they're back like I wonder where I can. find that he's like no. idea yeah I was like so in love with him. after that I was like he's so sweet and. bro Kate you're actually going to make. me cry I know this is so sad it was. really sad I'm not even close to crying. but that would be that like if there was. a.
story so is that the whole story or is. there more I mean yeah that was pretty. much it and well to top it all off. actually oh go I forgot about this but I. just remembered does it get worse it. gets worse. oh so the same day that we break up I'm. like I've cried all day at school and. finally it's time to go home so I walk. outside and I'm standing with my friend. and it was like it was really hot this. day I even know what was happening but I. walk out and I'm like irritated and I'm. like why is it so hot like what the.
freak and I said freck that does just. top it all off hot. outside and a teacher hears it what the. freak she hear me say what the freak and. she goes I like said it pretty loud she. goes uh-uh excuse me what is your name. and I was like Kate Baker I was like oh. wait Kate Mar I was like Caitlyn. Wentworth that was my name at the time. Wentworth I yeah Wentworth I was like. Kate and I told her and she was like. who's your who's your home room teacher. and I told her and she was like I'm. going to tell her that you said that and.
on Monday morning she's going to get the. message and she's going to call your. parents and tell your parents that you. swore on school campus and I'm like. brother like I can't like I got too much. going on right now like No And so. instead of just being like okay yeah I. who does this okay you get in trouble. and she said your teacher's going to. call your parents on Monday I said I. have my phone right here would you just. like to call them. now and I hand her my phone and she.
calls my mother the teacher calls my mom. off of my phone have a story like that. and I and she's like I'm out here with. your daughter after school and she just. she just said this and it's just out of. control it's out of control and I was. like I was like oh was this like an old. teacher she was she was like a. middle-aged like teacher and so then. naturally my mom's like well my. 11-year-old just said a bad word at. school like I have to take her phone. that's not a bad word no and then like. my parents didn't know I had this. boyfriend so they take my phone and the.
same day we broke up all of this is. happening they take my phone and they go. through it and they see that I've been. texting this guy and I like I love him. and he's my boyfriend and and then they. pull me into the room and they're like. who is this kid and I was like it's just. a rumor at school everybody made up that. we were dating like I never I've never. had a boyfriend before and yeah so I'm. like heartbroken lying to my parents. that's not a good Alibi when have text. messages wow that is day it was probably. one of the worst days of my life that. wasn't just.
Kate's first heartbreak that was her. first worst day ever that was horrible. that was like when I realized like the. world is not all sunshine and rainbows. yeah sometimes it's hot. outside are you okay no I'm so I'm so. solid now like I'm I'm okay now but if I. see you ever again like it's on site. dying to steal the spotlight right now. she's like I have I can people feel bad. for me like. I got stories on stories I knew it she.
was plotting all right well come back uh. next episode to hear keny's heartbreak. we'll see you guys next time make sure. to subscribe cuz 80% of you aren't so. we're actually not letting her tell a. story it's okay bye.
