Kate Peed Her Pants!
Who's most likely to eat a cat? >> Like, why would you do that? >> I feel like I'm going to eat a cat. [laughter]. >> I feel like that's how I feel. Like, does everyone just think I suck. apparently? >> No. No. I just feel weird. Like, okay, please shut up. [laughter]. >> Are you okay? Wait, what happened? Kate, did you pee your pants? >> No. [laughter] No. >> Did you PEE YOUR PANTS? OH, SHE DID. OH, [screaming] GET OFF THE COUCH. >> I DON'T WANT TO [laughter] SEE IT. >> GET IT. LEAVE. GO CHANGE. [screaming]. OH,
[snorts]. >> I got bit by a bee yesterday. >> You got stung. >> bit? It's called stung by a bee. >> Okay. And also this morning I woke up. literally not like Well, when I came. into this house, I woke up like 10. minutes and my lashes were off, so I had. to glue them back on. >> When you came into this house, >> you did your lashes in 10 minutes? Yes. >> You just woke up? >> Cuz I'm like a master. >> Do you know how long it took me to put. these on this morning? >> How long? >> An hour and a half. She's not kidding either. She was up all. day.
>> for two lashes. >> I've been putting makeup on since 9:00. a.m. and I didn't finish until 12. >> Oh my gosh. You're going to have to take. it off by the time you're done. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> All right. Complete. And it's bedtime. >> ARE YOU TAKING Are you hanging off your. lashes tonight? >> Yeah, I have to. Oh my gosh. I sleep in. mine. >> Wait, do you sleep with the glue on. there? >> Yeah. Well, she has like lash. extensions. She does. >> Oh, >> wait. Do you normally wear lashes? No, I. just me and Kate are going to a baseball. game and I thought maybe I'd be pretty. today. And. >> you're always pretty. >> You're always pretty, girl.
>> I thought I'd be extra pretty today. >> Are you trying to impress at the. baseball game? >> Yeah, >> Kate. Thanks, >> M. I would be suspicious. She said she wants to be extra pretty. for the baseball game. Yo, what the. heck? because me and Kate got we were. going with a brand and we got matching. outfits and stuff and I was like, "Oh, I'm. um also uh another thing is my friend is. going to Costa Rica and while she's in. Costa Rica I'm going to lose seven. pounds and she's going to um. >> Seven. >> Yeah, >> that's such an odd specific. >> That's a That's a lot of weight and like.
she's going to be gone for like what a. week. >> I don't feel like seven pounds a lot of. weight. >> You should not try that hard. >> 7 lbs in a week. That's a. >> You all want to try that together?". >> No. >> I feel like I lose seven pounds going to. the bathroom. >> [laughter]. >> 7 pounds is a lot of weight. >> You do not need to lose seven pounds, Harper. >> Well, like I guess skinny queen. >> girls are so weird with weight. If. Harper said she gained 7 lbs, they'd be. like, "That's not much weight." Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on. Oh, no. No. If. if if Kenzie gained 7 pounds, you'd be. like, "The world is over. I gained so. much weight." But then if you lost seven.
pounds, you'd be like, "That's so much. to lose." Y'all get what I'm saying? >> It's not that it's so much to lose. >> You said it's so much either way. I gave. so hard but I'm morbidly obese and she. said I wanted to lose seven pounds. I. would say that's not a bad idea but. morbidly obese. >> She is very very very at a very healthy. weight. You do not need to lose I don't. like I want to be. >> No. >> No you don't. We don't want that. We. don't like Somber. >> Maybe we maybe shouldn't say that. >> Shut up. Sombre is perfect the way he. is.
>> I love Somber. >> Yeah. >> Everybody hates him but I like him. >> I just listened to his music for the. first time. >> It's kind of fire. >> It's great. Yeah. Name a song. >> That's a really mean thing to say about. him. >> I What? >> You were like he. >> Don't say his music's great. Yeah. >> What? >> No, you were just like he's too skinny. Be nice. I think. >> I didn't say he's TOO MAYBE if you were. Maybe if you were 6'. 6' seven, he would. >> Oh my gosh. I would just glaze Somber. If I would have said Wimby, y'all. wouldn't be saying anything right now. >> Well, Sombre Sombre's been open about. how like he's insecure about that. >> What's.
he like that people? >> I just found out about you yesterday and. I really like your songs. I don't want. >> like you just heard his name yesterday. >> I always seen the name like typed out. >> but I never listened to his music but. then I listened to the uh. >> is that his real name? >> The body one and that one's pretty good. >> Yeah. >> That one I know. I don't know talking. about the one that's like. >> Yes. That is great. I don't know who.
wrote that but whoever wrote that. [laughter] wrote it. >> You think he wrote it? >> Yes. I don't know. >> He's like his own songwriter. That's why. he's so good. >> Oh, >> but another thing is I wanted to say um. uh what's it called? You can lose seven. pounds in a week. >> You can. That doesn't mean it's healthy. >> Yeah. I mean, I could chop up your leg. and lose 10 pounds. >> It also depends on the person. Like. there are some people that are like. severely overweight and they can lose. seven pounds in a week quickly if they. just like. >> work out, go to saunas, >> go to saunas,
>> calorie deficit, >> walk to the calorie deficit. You don't. You're not going to lose 7 lbs in a week. because you don't need to. >> My body's ready for it. >> Okay. [laughter]. >> What does that even mean? >> Screaming lose seven pounds. >> What does that lyric mean? >> Wait. I like you, but my body isn't. ready. >> Yeah. >> I think it means like he wants to be. with her, but like like HE'S INSECURE. ABOUT HIS BODY. >> That's what I was saying. That's not my. body isn't ready. Like I'm not ready to. love. >> What are the rest of the lyrics? >> Yeah. What doesn't mean because it's.
like. >> what's your favorite? >> What do you mean your body isn't ready? >> What's your favorite Lana Del Re song? >> Let's look at a list here. >> I like. >> I like West Coast. You like West Coast? >> Yeah. >> Uh what about you, Cash? >> Uh I only know one Lana Delray song and. that I actually really like it. I really. like the song. >> I do like it too. It's like uh. >> it's. redress. >> No, you're lying because you one time. you one time uh were like you said like.
your favorite Lana Del Ray song on the. podcast and it wasn't summertime. sadness. >> Well, what's the other one? >> I think what's the one I like with the. weekend or she. >> take off take off. >> No, not not that one. >> Take off all your clothes. Yeah, that. was a banger. I do like that one. >> That's disturbing. [laughter]. >> I play that right before I get in the. shower. Nice singing in the mirror. >> song titles. >> picture song. >> young and beautiful. >> you probably like that one oh that's the. take off your clothes. >> no that's that one's. >> beautiful. >> I wrote it.
>> I like uh young and beautiful I like but. >> summertime you're thinking of summertime. sadness. >> is young and beautiful summertime. sadness. >> young and beautiful is like young and. beautiful. >> you're thinking of lust for life. >> so she has a she has a song called Diet. Mountain Dew. >> what Addison Ray copied her and she copy. Addison Ray. >> Baby, I know every song. First of all, Lana, that song's been out for a while. Addison's song is Diet Pepsi. >> Yeah, but it's like pretty much. >> I wish I wish we could play songs on the.
podcast. >> I know. >> Would you guys watch us if we just. played music the whole time and just. >> I don't think so. >> No, because. >> I also guys I know that I look really. sus. >> No, you don't. You look great. >> No, I look suspicious. >> It's not morning. Stop acting like it's. morning every time you come up. It's. almost 2:00. [laughter]. >> I That's what I wake up at. Like I fall. asleep at 2:00 a.m. and I wake up at. 2:00 a.m. >> I fell asleep at 2:00 a.m. and I still. got up at like 9:00. I thought you said. you go to Pilates early in the morning. >> She tried to one morning.
>> One morning I tried that and it didn't. work. So try [laughter] it again. [gasps]. >> Wait, why don't you go to Pilates. tomorrow morning? >> Uh because I don't want to. >> The girls are going. >> You want to be there? Can I have the. dumpling, please? >> Nah. Also, um, another thing is I cannot. be with a guy. Like I just. >> Me neither. Never been. Nothing. >> All guys give you the. >> All guys I find the in everybody. Like. >> what about that guy? What's Pepe's ick? >> Uh, well the thing is I don't. >> Yeah, he ran away quick.
>> You're not physically attracted to Pape, so I can't find it. >> Yeah, but No, but what's like the ick. >> about. >> You can find an ick about anyone, >> right? But. >> yeah. So what's what's Papick? Go ahead. >> Um, that's so sad. >> I don't find a ick and Pape. >> He's not even here to like defend. What's Kinsey's ick? >> No, I'm When I'm physically attracted to. somebody. >> I thought you said you can find in. everybody. >> When I'm physically attracted to. somebody and I'm talking to them, I can. find more easily because I'm like crap. Like he does this and it's like to know. them. >> MAYBE MAYBE YOU'RE JUST LIKE. OVERTHINKING IT. >> I see. I see. What's Ko's?
>> What the heck? >> That's so out of pocket. [laughter] I've. never been physically attracted to him, but I can find an ick in him. I'm. kidding. >> Yeah, that's true. >> Is this a BMW? >> I don't know. I think it's an Audi. Uh, >> my steering one's gone, so I can't. >> Have you ever been in one of those? >> An Audi? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, >> they are nice. >> They are very nice. >> Very nice. [laughter]. >> Audi. >> Like, no. The the front seats have like. massage chairs. >> What? >> And they park themselves. >> Well, Tesla's parked themselves. >> The newer ones. Those ones are really. expensive. >> Why does every new car not come with.
massage chairs? That would be the. greatest thing of all time if it has an. actual like, you know, the ones you pay. like $5 at the mall to use. $5 at the. >> Why are you Why are you moving your body. like that? >> That's how it moves you. It makes you do. this. It's like you're laying there and. you're like, >> "You would love a nail salon.". >> I need to sit in that massage chair. right now. >> Wait, nail salons. >> Yeah, THEY SLEPT BAD LAST NIGHT. >> WHAT? >> THAT'S WHY. >> THAT'S WHY YOU were there for [laughter]. so long. That makes sense. >> Wait, that's why I'm always like, "You. should come. You would like it cuz you. just sit in a massage chair.".
>> Well, I didn't know they do that. Do. they offer calf massages? >> Yes. I you know I they massage your feet. while you get. >> No calf. Yes. Yes. >> WAIT, HAVE YOU EVER CALF. >> IS MY favorite type of massage? >> They can use hot mine's a hand massage. I love hand massage. >> No, you haven't had a good calf massage. I think it's cuz my calves are so. extraordinarily strong. >> No, [laughter] mine are too. My calves. are really strong. >> No, mine. Yeah. Yeah. For female. probably, but mine for like [laughter]. for everyone is very strong. >> No, look. Three, two, look. Three, two,
one. I I DO NOT. >> HEY, THAT IS PRETTY SOLID. >> LOOK. THREE, TWO, ONE. >> Why are you Why are you flexing as you. hit it? >> Yeah. What's. >> I don't think that's doing anything. Why. don't you just flex without hitting it? >> Cramp. You look like gills on a fish. >> What? [laughter]. >> I didn't mean that in a rude way. >> What's up with you? My calf. Look, you. can't tell me this thing don't need some. massaging. >> Hey, Cash. >> Oh, they could just Oh, I'd sit there. all day if they could just do this. >> Harper. Harper, look what I did to. Maverick's leg. Show her. Sure.
>> Why is he pointing his OH MY GOSH. >> OH, >> WAIT. IT'S LIKE REALLY HAIRLESS. >> SHE waxed you. Yeah, she got me good. >> Why are you flexing your foot like that. is my question. >> No, his foot's been weird. He's burning. like that. >> And why are there veins falling down to. YOUR FEET? >> WAIT, THAT'S WEIRD. >> HIS VEINS are like. >> I'm just low body fat, guys. >> You like spidey veins. >> No, but why is your foot shaped like. that? >> What? >> Let's not be. >> Don't make fun of my feet like that. No, it it's like Listen, I've always said it. looks like an S. It goes I have severe.
>> is like bumpy hemattosis. [laughter]. >> He made that up. >> He has black toenails. >> Oh yes, >> THAT'S MY HEMATIS. >> SHOW YOUR BLACK TOENAILS, MAN. >> I don't want to shower. It's crazy. You are not prepared for what you're. about to see. Let me tell you that. >> He says he says that a big girl. supplement. >> This is a trigger warning. If you don't. have black toenails, you should skip. forward 30 seconds. >> And I'm not kidding. They are black. toenails. It's not like it's slightly. purple. I mean, his toenails are almost. gone. >> No, a large person did step on my toes.
and that broke several toenails and then. they start. talking like Tammy from 300,000 sisters. probably. Okay, >> Maverick. >> What? >> 300 pounder is crazy. >> Don't say anything else about that. person. >> Oh my gosh, I was I can't I'm not going. to say anything else about the person. But. >> but do I know them? >> No, but. >> 300 pounder. >> Do you know them? >> Stepped. Don't add when you add to it. Just sounds mean. >> Yeah. She was just say 300 lb. >> 300 lb person.
>> Yes. >> Stepped on my toes and uh the toenails. started like growing wrong after they. broke them. So they started like growing. different directions. >> Wait, did you scream when they stepped. on your foot? >> No. I was like, "Oh yeah, we all good.". And then later I looked at it. I was. like, "Oh, my toes are not good. >> We're not good." Um and that's when my. toe problem started. >> But that was like 2 years ago. >> Show the freaking toes. >> Hold on. That was 2 years ago. That's. not an excuse for what they look like. now. >> I just want to preface that I have had. weird feet for a long time and it's been. 2 years now and they're still not. recovered.
>> Oh, dude. When you're an old man, dude, you're going to don't wear sand. >> You're going to have some rank feet. >> Listen. Okay. >> Look at his foot. >> Stop that. Taking my sock off. [laughter]. >> Wow. He got really insecure. >> What do you mean? Look at my foot. >> It's shaped weirdly. It's bumpy. It's. bumpy. M. >> What's weird? It looks like you stepped. on two speed bumps at the same time. [laughter]. >> Your butt. What? >> Try flattening it out. [laughter]. >> That's what it looks like. >> As flat as I can get.
[laughter]. >> What What is up with them? >> What? >> Someone else. Your foot. Your foot's. count. >> You know those roller things when you go. to the uh the airport and you put your. suitcase on it and it rolls down and. it's like those metal rollers. That's. what your foot looks like. >> Oh man. Uh yeah. No, my foot is it's. it's I just have high arches, man. High. arches. All right, let's see these. toenails, man. Come on. >> The arches of McDonald's, >> dude. Do not put [laughter]. >> Okay, >> do not put your feet on Fefinder, man. They're going to ban you. [laughter].
>> You know what's crazy is there probably. is someone. >> I don't want to give THESE OUT FOR FREE. [laughter]. >> TRUST ME, THEY'RE GOING TO WANT A. REFUND. >> THEY didn't even PAY ANYTHING. >> YOU MAY be able to reverse the foot. fetish like completely mentally with. this. >> Do it. Do it. >> Ready? >> Okay. Wait, you got both of them at the. same time? No. This one first. This one. first. >> Okay. Okay. >> They're so. >> I told you, >> brother. >> Can you really see that in the camera? >> Oh, no. [laughter] Oh, no. He said Oh,
man. >> You should shave your feet. What are you. most disturbed by about his foot, Harper? The black toenail. >> The curvature, the hair. >> His toenails are starting to grow back. the right way. >> Yeah. Don't pick at him. Don't pick at. him. >> Yeah. His other toenails were growing. the opposite direction. >> Yeah. They literally did a U-turn. >> Yeah, they would grow forward and then. they'd start growing. I can't even. explain. It doesn't make any sense. >> Is that an ick? >> Yes. >> Nah, that's just concerning. >> His toe looks like it smells like a. fart. >> Down the big [laughter] toe. >> Yeah, that the big toe is the main.
problem here. Um, >> yeah, we're I did send him to a foot. doctor and he did say I have hematosis. >> What does that mean? Let's see. It means. I have deoxxygenated blood or something. stuck under my toenail. >> Pictures of your feet bruising. Yeah. >> Pay for that. >> Do you know Pape's grandpa's a foot. doctor? >> What? >> Yeah. >> Is this true? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Wow. My neck hurts. I think I slept on. it wrong. >> All right. Show the other one. >> I'm sorry. >> Hey, man. You got to show the other one. The other one's even worse.
[sighs]. >> All right. >> This is so disturbing. >> Listen, >> it's okay. My second to. >> I need you to take a deep breath in if. you thought that one was bad. I need you. to take a deep breath [laughter] in. Okay. Before you look at that, trust me, no one wants to be breathing around. those things. >> For some reason, when he go, two, ONE. >> OH, >> I CAN'T SEE IT. HAVE YOU EVER given a. foot massage? >> Yeah. >> With those toes? >> Yeah. >> Oh, cuz it looks LIKE YOU PAINTED YOUR. toe black. >> I didn't. It's just black. >> Imagine you're going swimming with your. boyfriend and you see toes like that.
>> I I don't think I could. >> Wait, really? Show it to the camera. >> Dang, that's an. >> It'll go. That was like a 270 pounder. landed [laughter] on that toe uh in. basketball. >> That was me. >> Talking about Cash. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> Yeah, I did step on his toe. But that's. not why his toes are black. Not from me. or the other person stepping on him. His. toes has been black for like a year now. >> From basketball. From people stepping on. my toes. >> Oh, I play basketball and people step on. my toes. >> Step back on. Set your foot down on the. ground.
>> Yeah. Is that the Is your left foot the. one that got stepped on? >> Both. They both got stepped on. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> By the same person. >> No, one was me. >> No, no, they both got stepped on. >> Cash. >> They've both been stepped on by big. large people. [laughter]. >> Okay, never mind. Okay, put your socks back on. >> I'm so disturbed. >> Yeah, I wouldn't. >> I feel like I'm in a dream right now. >> One of them was wearing a heel. >> My tan is developing as we speak. I can. see it on my hand. >> My tan is too. Look.
>> What is that? >> It's selftan. >> Self tanner. >> Why? How does that go? Wait, let me see. that. What you. >> like, why are your nails so long? >> Uh, I'm growing them out. Hello. >> She's jealous cuz I get mine for free. and she pays for hers. >> No, mine are really long. >> Yours are long. >> Yours are long. >> Dang. >> That's what I'm made to be. >> Yeah. How? There ain't no way you tell. me why my nails long when your nails can. >> mine make my fingers look skinny. >> Long nails do make your elongate your. your fingers. >> Have you ever babysat a child? >> Yeah. >> Do you know how to change a diaper?
>> Uh, yeah. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> I just learned yesterday. It doesn't. >> There's no way. >> Yeah, >> you learned yesterday. >> Wait, what do you mean no way? Changing. a diaper is just like changing. underwear. What do you mean? >> Yeah, but like the diaper is just like. you have to put it on a certain way. >> Oh, can I please have a fruit? >> Wait, I didn't do it right. >> No. [laughter] Well, you did, but you. didn't. >> What do you mean I didn't do it right? >> Give me that baby. I'll do it again. right now. >> Oh, a fruit by the foot. >> THAT AIN'T NO YOU KNOW WHAT A FROOT LOOP. IS? Can you hand me a Froot Loop, too? >> Wait, hand me a fruit by the foot.
>> Oh my foot. She thinks she's looking for. cereal now. >> Let's do that game where you where you. roll it all out, close your eyes, and. see who does gets it up first. I can't. do that earlier, and I cooked him. >> Yo, no, not the babies. The Froot Loop. The fruit by the foot. >> A You remind me of a kid when you did. that. >> Ready? Catch it. >> Okay. >> Oh, man. >> What. is it? >> Oh, red's my favorite. >> Hey, I'm going to fart. STOP. >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
>> DUDE, ARE YOU SERIOUS? THIS right now. >> What was that? >> That was what? >> Caitlyn, are we for real? >> I didn't do anything. >> Dang it. >> What happened? >> The light fell. >> It's okay. Pause everything. No. No. Okay, we we'll continue. >> I mean, I don't think that's the end of. the world. It's. >> so cold. >> But why does this look like blood? >> Blood? I'll eat it. >> Why is it not my toe? Honestly, >> did y'all used to get the fruit by the. foot that had the little tattoos on it. and hold on to your tongue and shape on.
you? That does look crazy. >> Yeah, that looks like disturbing as. heck. >> Has that been in the heat? >> That don't look right. >> I don't know, but I'm willing to risk. it. It looks like. >> It looks like it like that. Both of you. Why are y'all What are you doing? >> What do you mean? This how you enroll in. a game. >> Oh. >> All right. Now, I will say. >> I know. >> you should win because I'm the underdog. here. >> What was that? [laughter]. >> Stand up. I think Look, you should win. because I'm the underdog because look, I. have a bad underbite. So, look what. happens.
>> You're eating it already. Cash. >> No. Look what happened. >> DID THAT JUST COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH? >> WHAT are you doing? You're cheating. >> Oh my gosh. I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS THAT. BAD. >> I CAN'T buy it. >> Are you ready? >> Oh my gosh. >> Nothing happens, man. [laughter]. >> Are you ready? [laughter]. >> You literally are AN ANKLE BITER. YOU'RE LIKE HONEY. [laughter]. >> You literally are.
>> All right. Ready. >> with the roll. >> Make sure they're the same size. >> They're each a whatever. Yeah, they're. the same size. >> Well, you just bit all of yours, so. >> All right. Ready, set, go. >> E. Stop the noises. >> I GOT TO USE my You got to go faster, Harper. You got to go fast. Oh, wait. No, you're cooking. >> Oh my gosh. Harper's cooking. >> That's a technique right there. [laughter]. >> How are you doing that, Harper? I almost. choked earlier, too. >> Cash is making zero progress. >> Zero [laughter] progress. He's stuck at.
the beginning. >> You haven't taken in an inch. >> WHY ARE YOU SO [laughter]. >> WAIT, CAN you pull it all out from right. there? >> Oh, he's like drooling on himself. >> That was the craziest noise I've EVER. HEARD. JUST. >> I'M telling you. Look. >> Believe you. >> This is the only way to get it out. >> Harper's mom gave you a doctor to get in. contact with if you want to get your. dropping. >> I know. >> Really? Did she really? Yes. Look how. fast his lips move. >> This is the only way for me to get it up. is to use my lips and tongue. Look.
>> Ew. Ew. >> You're like a little lizard. >> No, you look like a giraffe. You know. how giraffes use their tongues and their. lips to like eat? >> That's like really disgusting. No. Harper's mom watches every podcast. episode and she sent cash a text and. she's like, "Hey, I know you've talked. about your jaw a lot recently and how. you don't like it. Um, >> that's so sad.". >> Yeah. Hurt my feelings. She was like, "Hey, [laughter] here's a. recommendation. You think she'll find me. a foot guy? >> That's really. >> Yeah, I need to book that appointment. >> What do was it? Dodgers Robert.
>> Yeah. >> I don't know. >> That's my aunt. >> We're going to We're going to book Mav. an appointment for his health. You. should book one, too. >> Yeah. >> Can you hand me that other fruit by the. foot? >> Y'all never met me on? >> Yeah. I need to test something. >> Can you promise not to smack? >> Mhm. >> No, I don't think you need it anymore. >> Uh, yeah. Life advice, kids. Don't get. braces. Your teeth just move right back. No, get braces and just wear your. retainers. >> I I got braces for a year and a half. I've never worn my retainer in my life. and my teeth haven't moved. >> I was your age once. >> And I did that once and I said that.
once. >> It's when you turn 21. Yep. >> I don't know what it is about that age, but when you turn 21, if you don't wear. YOUR RETAINER, >> OH MY GOSH, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ME, TOO. >> UNLESS you're just a normal person who. wears your retainer. >> I turned 21 and my teeth are still. perfectly straight. >> But my teeth, they never fixed it, right? So, I couldn't wear my retainers. Wait, that's cuz you got yourself like. an Oklahoma. >> I'm a great babysitter, by the way. >> Really? >> I am. If so, if y'all ever sit on. babies? >> Uh, yes. No, if if I if y'all ever want. me to babysit your kids, I'm always. here. >> Uh, I think sometime within the next.
month, our nephew's going to be here. >> I think tomorrow. >> Well, I don't like babies. I like kids, >> man. >> You don't want baby? You don't want to. like play with the baby? >> I hate babies. >> What? Babies are way better than kids. Babies are my favorite. Yeah, >> Cash does has a have a weird obsession. with babies. >> No, babies uh under the from like. newborn to like 2 years old are my. favorite. >> Really? >> My mom said if I don't clean my room, they're. >> two. They're my favorite. >> What' your mom say? >> Sorry. >> Your mom said if you don't clean your.
room, what? >> Then I can't go out tonight. >> Then you'll have to come play soccer. >> Where are you wanting to go? >> Um I have a birthday party and so I. can't go out tonight if I don't clean my. room. >> And my room is like a depression room. Like it's like it looks like I'm. severely depressed, which I'm not, but. like it looks like it. >> Okay, I'm going to go buy all the boxes. >> Before I left, before I left, Kate. helped me clean my room. >> and it was literally dis like it was so. bad. >> Wait, what was the weirdest, grossest. thing you found in there? >> There was like gum.
>> like underneath her bed. Um, >> does Kate have permission to say this? >> Oh, I don't know what it is. What was. it? [laughter]. >> Just like underneath your bed, like. there was like a box of French fries. >> Ew. Oh, and it was like, who knew how. long it had been there? >> Girls are so weird. Guys, I don't think. guys would ever help their friend clean. their room. >> No. >> And there was like gum on my gum on my. French on my fridge. >> Oh, yeah. >> Do you have a fridge in your room? >> Yeah. >> Like a little mini fridge? >> Yeah. But there's like like it was just. weird things like a like French fries. under your bed.
>> That kind of is weird, >> which is disturbing. Yeah. But um. >> Okay. >> They still do that. >> Another one. >> Oh my gosh. >> Oh, [laughter] that's okay. trying to. hit the tune of the allegations. >> I haven't Kay never takes me to the. grocery store, >> so I never get to pick out my snacks. >> Whoa, you complain about the grocery. store. You First of all, Kate never. takes me. You got a driver's license. You can take yourself. >> I realized it was like foreign to me. I. walked in the other day and I was like, whoa, I haven't been in one of these. things in the grocery store if he wants.
to go. He just doesn't want to go. >> But when I went in the other day, I. realized I hadn't probably been in six. months to a grocery store. You know. what's weird? They don't. >> And then I looked at all the cool things. they have for sale. [laughter] like. gushers and fruit rollups and it chips a. whole. >> I want you to think about this. They. walk by all of that stuff every time. they go in. >> Willpower, man. >> And they don't buy any of it for us. >> I see why they look so weird. No, no. colors from artificial sources. >> Oh, it's healthy. >> How like they don't give you the. nutrition facts on here. So, they don't.
want want you to know what you're. eating. >> Really? Think about what is that that. you're eating. >> I want you to No, think about [laughter]. that flavor. Not where you're eating. from. >> Yeah, there's some residue on my You. know that one? >> No. >> What are you even eating? >> That selftanner on your hand, Cash. >> Well, I want you to think about this. What are you eating? >> That's what gummy bear is. >> What is it? >> Freaking gummy bear. Ain't nobody know. [laughter]. >> What is a gummy bear? >> It's a gummy bear. That's the only way. to describe it. >> No, but like where does it come from? >> It's like gelatin. >> For the first time in about. >> Where does gelatin come from?
>> Powder. >> Powder. >> Yeah. You all. >> you know like gelatin like does not get. um. >> it doesn't. >> you don't digest it. >> digest it very well so it's like stuck. in your stomach for a long time. >> yeah that's gonna be in you for a while. you should slow down for the first time. in like nine months I created a get. ready with me. >> yeah I loved it. >> do you like my private story. >> I love your private story. >> I think it's so funny we should really. not move on about to have 9 ft of. gelatin inside [laughter]. >> I'm telling you dude I'm knowing there.
was a competition on who could eat the. most feet of these. >> I could probably get to Utah from you. [laughter]. >> I could probably I could probably. >> We should do a short like that. Seeing. who can eat the most foot foot by the. foot. I don't know. >> The most feet of fruit. >> Wait, one fruit by the foot is one foot. >> What is it called? Fruit by the foot. >> There's no way. >> How many feet of fruit by the foot can. you. >> This is two feet. I see. >> We need to measure it. I don't know if I. believe that. >> It's three foot. >> Can we get our money back if we measure. it and it's not a full like 36 in?
Pretty sure it is. >> Cash, would you um eat a 72 oz steak and. I think it comes with two sides and a. whole drink. >> I did it once in an hour for a. >> I did it once. I have it on video. >> No, I I Are you talking about the big. >> actually? Yeah. Yeah, I'm talking about. the Big Texan. >> I love the Big Texan. >> I completed it. >> Did you do that? >> Oh, yeah. Wait, which restaurant? >> Wait, you want to hear something crazy? >> It's in North Texas, I think. >> It's Amarillo. Yeah.
>> You want to hear something crazy? I. completed it and then I ate the Texas. one. This. >> and then I ate other people's food at. the table. >> No, you didn't. >> I did. I was still hungry. >> in the time alone. >> He was asking for pie. >> I did. And I got dessert when we left. [laughter]. >> No, we were adding. >> What? Did your meal get paid for? >> Paid for pie? No. >> No, I paid for it. >> You did it for free. >> Yeah. [laughter] I just thought it. looked good on the menu. >> At the big Texan. I think you win. something. >> You win. You win a free meal. >> I got scammed. >> They made you pay for MY DESSERT, TOO. >> WAIT, DID YOU do the big Texan? >> No. Gosh, it's a 70 oz stink. Stink.
stank. [laughter]. >> A 70 oz stank thing. >> And um and they have a trash can next to. you. And after you eat all of it, you. have three minutes to not throw up. And. then you you win a free meal. >> Okay. But don't you have to do it in. like under an hour, too? >> Yeah, under an hour seems easy. I could. eat whatever in under an hour. >> What? >> I don't know. Think about it. It takes. me an hour to eat my like six or eight. oz steak in the side, and sometimes I. don't finish. I like. >> an hour to eat. What do you mean it.
takes you an hour to eat that? >> Mashed potatoes. >> It does. We're sitting there for like 45. minutes at a when you go to eat a meal. >> We do talk and stuff, too. So, maybe. >> if you weren't talking, how long do you. think it take you to finish a steak? >> Uh, 15 minutes, maybe. >> That's better. >> Anybody got any more book? I'm. [laughter] almost out. >> This is insane. Cash. What the heck? This is just gluttonous. [laughter]. No, >> that's the like actually the. >> I mean I told you I could buy packs of. this [laughter] stuff.
We should. >> That's why I don't buy that stuff, by. the way, is cuz you just binge eat it. You don't pace yourself. >> I don't I don't have no pace. >> That's actually an issue. Cash has such. an issue. We came home from the grocery. store the other day and Kate had bought. Cash a bunch of snacks and he picked. them all up and he was like, "These are. all mine, right?" And he's like hoarding. them. Kate's like, "Yes, those are all. yours." He's like, "Okay, I'm going to. find my own cabinet." Cuz he doesn't. want to share with anybody. [laughter]. He's like, "I have to hide them.". >> I had to clean out a whole cabinet. You. cleaned out a whole cabinet for. yourself. Just had my own cabinet. >> What's the worst binging story I've ever. had? >> What the heck? Binging.
>> One time I guess I guess one time I ate. a I ate one of those food challenges. Did it was a food challenge. >> and he asked for pie [laughter] after. >> and then I paid for it. >> One time I'm trying to think. Um. one time. >> man I remember the first time me and. Cash we were at the movie theater. >> You have a booger. >> No. >> Don't suck it up. >> No. Do I? >> Yeah. It's right there. >> I don't believe you. I was. >> I was holding my sister's baby. I swear. >> M. I forgot to tell you this. It was so. funny.
>> I don't believe you. >> Look up. >> I'm listening. I'm listening to you. >> I know they have a few books. >> What? You. >> Oh, I was holding my I was holding my. sister's baby the other day and I walked. up and I was talking to somebody and. they looked at her and they were like, "Oh, you're just so" and she goes and. like didn't even sneeze. She like blew. out of her nose and a rocket just. launched and hit them and I was like, "Oh, I'm so sorry." M. >> It was disgusting. It was so cute. >> A few days ago, Blake was playing around. and I was chasing him around with an. object and um. >> was it a knife? >> No. Yes. Um and so I was chasing him.
around with that. >> Don't do that at home. [laughter]. >> What just happened? >> Be okay. Uh the fruit roll up is coming. up a little bit. >> You're disgusting. Continue, Harper. And. so imagine he didn't chew it up and as. he's THROWING UP IT'S JUST. >> I JUST THROW up just like comes out like. a flag. >> Can you please shut up? >> It's like you know those magic tricks. where they keep pulling it. [laughter]. [laughter].
>> Um so I was chasing. >> Harper's eating it on the other side. Is. that. >> E? That'd be so nasty. I was chasing. Blake around with a knife and then a. booger flies out of his nose and it was. disgusting. Has an interesting strat. >> Yeah, >> I GOT A KNIFE. FIRE. [laughter]. >> This is my favorite Bloom ever. Good. flavor. I love Bloom Entertain. >> What's y'all's craziest binge stories? Eating binge eating stories. >> I know me and Cash had a pretty bad one. at the movie theater. We had the.
unlimited ices. >> Well, that's not binge. >> We We ate a bunch of those. Does he not. remember that? >> Why is he trying to jack my story? >> What? >> I'm going to. >> my story. >> What? >> You didn't eat the icy. That was me. >> Why? >> Oh my gosh. >> NO, I'M GOING TO CONFUSED. >> EVERYONE LOOK AT THE LIAR. >> YOU'RE CONFUSED. YOU ALSO DID it another. time. You next time we went to the movie. theater, you had no regrets. You did it. again. [laughter]. >> No, that was just. >> I did it with Laney. Me and Laney. I did. it as well. >> Laney Benj Laney doing that.
>> No, she Yeah, she did. She was like 15. I was like 13. Mom and dad bought us an. icy at the theater. >> Maybe it was you and Laney. >> And this was when AMC theater came out. with the icy that you can refill it. yourself. >> Not good. We would take turns on. refilling it. Who had to go and refill. it? We probably ate about 10 ices that. hour. And [laughter]. >> that's insane. >> And it was bad. After the theater, we. were both in THE BATHROOM JUST DIARRHEA. STRAIGHT. [screaming]. STOP. >> STOP IT RIGHT NOW. WHAT? >> I HATE WHEN you talk about these things.
Diarrhea. Disgusting. >> Okay, it's not that bad. I'm sorry. Both. of us. Both of us and Mav and or whoever. my family was just outside waiting and. me and lady were just in each bathrooms. just. >> firing away. Cherry bomb and blue. raspberry. Man, >> stop. Stop. >> There's no way it already came out in an. hour. >> It's that fast. >> No. >> Picces can go through. >> Can we stop? Can we please stop? >> It's so gross. And just. >> thought I thought you don't poop. >> No, it just makes me cringe when you. talk about it like that.
Okay. Well, how would you like a. >> One time I door dashed McDonald's for me. and Blake and I ordered two large fries, two tin counts, and two ice creams. >> Wow. Door dash to my house. >> So, basically, >> I'm going to put my address in on your. phone when you're. >> basically [laughter]. um basically that happened and Blake. went to bed and he ate four chicken. nuggets and he had his ice cream, but he. didn't. >> four. >> Yeah. So, I ate all 10 of my nuggets and. then I had all six of his leftover.
nuggets and then I had all my fries and. then I had all my ice cream and then um. >> and then you turned into Ronald. McDonald. >> Yeah. No, but that's like [laughter] my. worst bening story. >> That's it. >> That's it. You ate my average meal from. McDonald's. You had. >> I go I order a 20 count. >> and a burger. >> 16 nuggets is a lot. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I'm not kidding. My my order is large. fried, 20count nugget, and sometimes if. I'm hungry, I'll get a double. cheeseburger with it.
>> This isn't really a binge story, but the. person at the Panda Express that Kate. and I went to was rude because Kate. orders her meal, which is like I guess a. normal meal. And then I go and I was. like, "Can I get a box of rice and then. can I get the chicken or whatever?" And. then I was like, "And can I also get a. box of uh like the noodles?" And she was. like, "And noodles." And I was like, "Yeah, and noodles." And she was like, "You want rice and noodles?" I was like, "So weird." Like, "Yes, I would like. both rice and noodles.". >> Wait, why did you want both rice and.
noodles, though? >> Cuz I was hungry. >> No, that's good. >> Wait, what do you mean? That's like a. normal thing. >> I know, but do you mix them together? Like the rice and the noodles? >> No, but I saw you do that. >> Yeah, that's what I was thinking. We. >> Me and Cash were standing there. >> That's kind of. place. >> It was so good. >> I always keep them separate, but I. should do that. >> You should try it, Kenzie. >> No, me and Cash were standing there at. what restaurant were we? Where's the. Mongolian? >> Where's the fire and ice place? >> Oh, [laughter]. >> IT IS JUST ME. >> WAIT, WAIT, hold on. You got to. describe. It's like a buffet where you. like. >> I didn't know cuz I.
>> Oh my god. >> It's like a buffet where you like. >> burp on her. >> Yes, I did. That's gross. >> No, that was revenge. >> Oh my gosh. I just smelled something and. it was his breath. >> But but it was actually Pepsi. Terrible. >> Ew. >> Okay. Anyways, we were at the buffet and. it's like a buffet where you make your. food and then you hand them you hand. like the person it and then they cook it. for you. >> And Harper's going through and making. her food at the buffet and she puts rice. and noodles and pasta all in the same. thing. >> Food in the same bowl. >> and she walked by me and Kenzie and we.
were just like [laughter] and then. Kenzie was like does she know what she's. doing here? And I was like. >> I was like I don't think so. I don't. think she's going to like that at all. And then when she sits down, she was. like I was like, "How's [laughter] she. eating that right now?". >> Weird mix. It was like two different. types of noodles. >> No, BUT IT WAS LIKE NOT like noodles. It. was like. >> It was like pasta fetuccini alfredo with. rice. >> That was a funny dinner. I remember me. and you shared a large thing of fries. Like a large thing. >> Shut up. And my [laughter] sister and my. mom. >> And your sister and your mom. And we all.
ate the entire basket. >> I guess that's my bing. What the [ __ ]. >> It was a large like a large BASKET OF. FRIES. >> THAT'S NOT EVEN A BINGE. I was just. hungry that night. >> Uh, okay. Back story. We ordered two. familysized fries. All the table ate. one. >> Yeah, they they were pretty big. >> All of the table ate one and then Kate. ate the other one. >> The entire basket by herself. >> Yeah, it was made for like a family of. six, but I was so hungry. The food. options at the event we had been at were. slim. We went to a restaurant because.
there wasn't anything to eat and I feel. like I hadn't eaten all day. >> Yeah. >> So, I ate a lot. >> Hey, no one's shaming you. No, you guys. all are. You guys all laugh at me. >> We just want you to own it. >> I did. I did. Did I eat a large basket. of fries made for a family of six? Yes, I did. And that's fine. >> Sometimes hungry. [laughter]. >> I've literally had like it's okay. >> And then freaking I ate it and I was. like, "Dang, I ate that whole thing.". >> Wait, y'all got to listen to my knee. Listen to this. >> Nobody cares. >> Wait, everyone's got to be really quiet.
>> I think we've heard this five times. >> No, no, no. This is my different disease. I have now. Listen. >> Oh gosh. >> Ready? Wait. Ready. Ready. Ready. >> OH MY GOSH. >> I'M NOT DONE. I'M NOT DONE. >> OOH. >> ASMR. That sounds like you need to go. get your cartilage looked at. >> Yeah, that's what it is. My cartilage is. all messed up. I have jumper's knee. It's called tendonitis. And. >> tendonitis.
>> It's bad. It means my tendonitis is. tearing here. >> Your tendonitis. >> Your tendon. Harper went and called me. out that dinner. >> She did. No one was going to notice you. ate all the fries. >> No one was going to notice that Harper. was just like, "Jate, did you eat that. whole basket of fries by yourself?". >> NO, I DIDN'T. I I didn't call you. >> I did. [laughter] Okay. >> This was in Cash's mouth. >> No, I didn't call you out. I. >> said that in my mouth. >> You did. You were the one who made sure. the whole table knew. >> You said it like eight times. >> Yeah. You were like, "Kate, >> wait. Kate, did you eat that?". >> Nobody said anything. You said it again.
Nobody said anything. And on like try. number three, people started to catch. on. Wait, Kate, did you eat that? Listen, nobody hears. Wait, Kate, was. that Wait, >> full before you before you ate. [laughter] it. >> Nobody hears again. >> The funny part was Kate was like, "Oh, no." Pape has been eating it, too. The. whole table just. >> looks at Pap's like, "I didn't eat any.". >> No, Pabe goes, "I only had three fries.". [laughter]. >> I don't know what came over me. I really. love a potato. >> A potato? >> I was just thinking, >> I love Payway.
>> I want a potato. So, in some some form, maybe mash, maybe a fry. Like, I want a. potato in some sort after this podcast. >> I think I have a potato in the shelf. downstairs. >> I'm probably going to throw in. something. I'm going to door dash um. Payway. >> You're going to door dashway? >> Do you all want anything to hear? >> Yes. Order me that McDonald's thing you. ordered. >> Do you really want that? >> Your McDonald's order? The 10 chicken. nuggets, the large fry, and a ice cream. >> 20 20 chicken nuggets is what it was. >> My sister's in um she's currently Oh, I. just seen your photos yesterday and I. got stung by a bee.
>> Nuhuh. You took senior photos. >> Wait, don't you normally do that at the. end of the year? >> No. >> No. >> It's like during like before or during. >> Look at that. That's me. [gasps]. >> Those are going to look so good. >> I know. Just running in the field. >> The field was really cute. >> Wait. Okay. What What was. >> But that's where I got stung. And. there's trigger bites all along my my. waistband. >> What was it like though? Were you like. sad taking senior photos? >> No. I'm ready. I'm ready to be done with. high school. I'm ready to move on from. all these stupid bullies. >> Bullies. Bullies. Listen, I posted a get. ready me yesterday.
>> and people are making fun of you. >> By the way, still a senior doing this? I'm like, shut up. Literally, what? >> Wait, people at school or just like. people on the internet? >> Both. >> Do they know that like grown adults do. with me? It's not anything to do with. how. >> doing too much. >> It's okay. When I left my high school, I. was still being posted about in private. stories because they were fans. >> I got my money up. >> What? What? >> You didn't. >> What? >> You were making fun of me, but I was. making money. >> Is this a rap song? Yes. I'm just. letting you guys know. You made fun of. me. You posted me on your private story.
I was making money and you weren't. So, shut your mouth. >> Oh, girl. Same. >> What? But [laughter] that's not like. what is going on right now? >> I mean, you can make money like selling. fee pics, but that doesn't mean you. should. >> No, but it's like I was making money. doing videos, posting my videos. I. literally left school and people were. still making fun of me in their private. stories. I left the school. Y'all were. still posting about me. I know you were. I literally remember specifically a. video that Cash had posted. >> got posted in a private story as his. game day announcement like be there. tonight at 7. It was like he was just. making fun of me and Cash.
>> and you were you were worried about your. high school baseball game and I was. making lots of money making my videos. >> I think K podcast by herself just. yelling at the people in her past. yesterday. >> Maybe they were mad that you ate their. fries too. >> Maybe they were. If I ate [laughter]. your fries and that's why you were mad. at me. I'm sorry. Yesterday I was taking. the senior photos in the field and a. group of guys saw my car driving past. cuz they were jumping off of a bridge or. like not like that. No, no, [laughter]. they they were jumping off a bridge into. water. >> OH, LOOK, IT'S HARPER.
>> And so that's enough. >> He was standing on the bridge and he saw. my car driving on the road and I like. waved up at him and then 20 minutes. later they got done from the bridge and. they're driving past me in the field. They see me in the field. THEY'RE LIKE, "HARP'S SO CHOPPED.". >> And I was like, "That's so rude." See, that's mean. >> Yeah, they should have said like if they. wanted to be mean, they should have BEEN. LIKE, "AH, TORPER, QUEEN, LET'S JUMP OFF. THE BRIDGE.". >> NO, I think they're all extremely. jealous of your success at a young age, and they all want to do what you do, but.
they can't, and that's why they make fun. of you. >> Uh, as you guys can see, Kate doesn't. take criticism very well. >> No, I don't either. >> Or bullying. >> because it's like because why are you. why are you grown? You literally are. You're old enough to not bully and. you're still bullying people. Why do you. let it get to you though? >> Me? >> I always just said ask your mom. >> If you're in high school and people like. girls were posting about you on your. private story, um different like bar. stools like different schools are. literally like be ready Harper's going. to be there and they do. >> Okay, so I want you to imagine this what. Har on the internet.
>> Imagine you're in high school and all. the girls are posting Maverick Baker's. about to be here from all the other high. schools, your high schools. Doesn't that. just sound terrible? Sounds terrible. And also also like they post the worst. photo of you. It's like they're just. like looking at you and like laughing at. you because you're just like existing, >> right? Like they're like. >> oh my gosh, she has a podcast that's so. successful and so many people watch and. she won a Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards. and she got to travel the entire world. on tour. How embarrassing. That's so. embarrassing. >> It's so annoying. It's so annoying. And.
>> you know, I'll be honest, guys. It's. really coming off like you guys think. you're better than everybody else. [laughter]. >> No, NO, NO. IT'S NOT THAT. IT'S THAT. PEOPLE MAKE FUN when I I don't know if I. still get made fun of. Probably not. Like nobody cares about me anymore. But. when I was in high school, it really. bothered me. And now I just realized. like everybody was just like making fun. of me for no reason. I did not deserve. that. I did nothing to deserve that. I. just got laughed at. >> Cut scenes to Kate telling them all, "I. make so much money. I'm richer than your. father." [laughter]. >> No, I'm just saying like I was being. made fun of for working. >> and they're like, "That girl's psycho.". And she's like, "Yeah, I'M SO RICH.".
NO, I'M NOT TRYING TO act like I'm so. rich cuz I'm not. I'm just saying you. guys. >> Well, then why do you KEEP SAYING IT? >> BECAUSE I WAS DOING [laughter] It's like. me It's like me laughing at them for. working at the fast food restaurant. >> I'M RICH. IT'S LIKE I WALK IN, I'M LIKE, "OH MY GOSH, they're working at the. McDonald's. Haha." It's like I was just. trying to work. I was just trying to. make money. Like mine my own. And people. >> I did that once. They were laughing at. me at a snow cone stand and I said, "All. right, make me a snow cone." [laughter]. had to be humiliated. >> It's just like when I.
>> And then they threw a snowball at me. though. So. >> it just what makes me more mad at. >> No, my friend threw the snowball. actually. >> Is when I was a freshman literally I go. into school and all the upper classmen. are just making fun of me and I'm like. dude I there's no way I can live another. four years um in high school, but I did. and I'm almost done. So that's why I'm. excited to be done with high school. And. everybody's like everybody's like why. don't you want to go to college and have. a normal life? Maybe because if I go to. college then everybody will also make. fun of me. It's not like high school at all. >> Really?
>> I feel like people went to high school. >> No. In college, there's so many people. You're going to walk by a new person. every single day on the street. >> I will say as soon as everybody that I. went to high school with graduated, I. never heard of anybody talking about me. again. It was only. >> That's cuz now they're talking about the. people at their college. >> Yeah. >> Oh, I'm so nervous to go on Matt and. Aby's podcast. >> Are you going? >> Yeah. Oh, you are next week in Phoenix. Yeah. >> You're going to do great fun. >> Wait, what do they talk about? Like I'm. nervous. I'm. >> It'll be like an interview. They're. going to ask about like your life. >> Okay.
>> Why are you looking at me? >> I don't know. I'm just nervous. Should I. watch y'all's podcast? >> Sure. >> They're going to ask you. um just about like Yeah. life, everything. They're going to want to. know your story. >> about like social media, >> mental health. >> Yeah, probably. >> But I don't want my mom to be in the. room. >> Is [laughter] she coming? >> Probably. I kind of want to travel. alone. >> Yeah. >> I love traveling alone. >> Have you? You never done it, though? >> Yes, I have. Actually remember that one. time remember that one time. >> Yes I have. >> No you hadn't. >> Yes I have. Remember that one time the. flight was full and they said Harper and.
Braum and Zilmer only one of you can get. on the flight and Harper said bye mom. and got on the flight. >> Yeah. >> That doesn't really count though. Mommy. walked you to the gate still. >> And we were on the flight and Yeah. And. other people. >> I don't think we were. >> No. No. Y'all weren't. It was when we were trying to get out of. Philly. on the plane and HARBERT WAS LIKE. SCREWING. IT. I was like. >> that was embarrassing for you. They're. like we have one open seat. Harvard was. like pushing everyone out of THE WAY. LIKE ME [laughter] ME. >> I WAS RIGHT. >> DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? >> Oh my gosh. No, I've never done that.
And I've never had a big ego before in. my life. >> Before? >> I've never had you do now. >> No, I said I've never had an ego before. in my life. >> Who do y'all think has the biggest ego. on the pod? >> You got a question we should answer. >> Uh oh. Scared her. >> Oh, y'all definitely think it's me, BUT. IT'S NOT ME. It's not me. >> Wait. The biggest ego just in general. Say me now that I just said all that. >> Oh, yeah, we are. Yeah. [laughter]. >> Well, I don't think has. >> I don't have a big ego. >> I think I think Kate has um has. confidence in herself. >> Yes, confidence queen. That's what it.
is. >> Does that count as a big ego? >> No. No. >> Why selftanner? I feel like I smell like. a dead fish right now. >> Oh, that's not the selftanner. Am. >> I smelling like that all the time? [laughter]. >> How unfortunate for Kate. >> Wait, I say we actually vote who has the. biggest ego. >> Cash. >> What? We didn't start voting. Sorry. I. think it's me, but I promise on my life. I don't think it is. >> Everyone use your pointer fingers. >> Wait, wait, wait, wait. >> We got to go one by one. >> Okay. So, are are we just doing biggest. ego in general or like biggest ego?
>> Yeah, in general. >> Wait, what do you mean biggest ego? What. else? >> Wait, what was the other option? Yeah. Well, I'm just thinking there's like. different ways people have big egos. Like, >> true. >> Like, >> you have a big ego in basketball. You're. like, well, I'm the best. I've always. been the best. >> All my friends told me you're the worst. Yeah. So, you aren't very good at. posting all the little teenage boys. >> DOES THAT make you feel bad, Cash? All. the little. >> I make SO MUCH MONEY. [laughter]. I MAKE SO MUCH MONEY. I'm like, wait, it does work. [laughter]. >> But if we're just talking about like uh.
like ego as far as like entitlement, is. that what we're talking about? >> I don't know. >> Why did you MAKE IT ALL COMPLICATED? >> SORRY. OKAY. What is the point? Okay. [laughter]. >> Okay. Who just has the Okay. who has the. biggest ego off like because of like. their socials. You know what I'm saying? >> Yeah, >> y'all are definitely going to point at. me, but I don't. >> All right, let's vote. >> I don't know. IT'S. >> I DON'T HAVE A BIG ego and you know. that. >> We haven't voted. We haven't voted. >> Insecure about it. >> The more you talk, the more it's. sounding suspicious.
>> All right. Ready, everyone? >> Three. >> Three. Wait. Wait. I got to think. Cameraman's got a point, too. >> No, you got a point, too. >> I got a point. >> You got Wait, why did he ANGLE THE. CAMERA? WE [laughter] HAVE CASH IN THE. CAMERA. CASH. >> OKAY. UH, >> THREE. >> WAIT. OH, this is hard. This is hard. Will not be voting. >> It's a hard This is a hard. >> THAT MEANS IT'S NOT Cash and it's not. Maverick, which means it's ME OR HARPER. CASH OR MAVERICK, you point. >> I think it's me. I got it. I got it. See. who we point at? >> Everybody got their answer? Yeah. >> Three, two, one.
>> Kenzie, you got a point. >> You got a point. >> Who were you pointing to, cameraman? >> Me? >> Yeah. >> What the heck? >> You got three votes, Kate. Oh, cuz to. me, >> yeah, you. >> can you just explain to me why you think. I have the biggest ego? >> Well, I don't think you do. I think. they're just saying what they think. after what you said earlier. >> Does anybody want anything from Payway? [laughter]. >> I'm serious because like I'm being nice. as a very humble queen that I am. I'm. being nice and like. >> Let me order Payway first and let me.
prove myself. I'll order Payway for. everybody. Payway. >> No. No. But seriously, >> so humble of both of you. Okay. Seriously, [laughter]. like I'm like really nice and does. anybody want anything? >> She's never offered this off camera. >> So like this is when he should. [laughter] take. >> No, but we always make jokes that if we. were to ask Harper to buy us anything, she'd be like, "Oh, yeah, for sure.". Immediately. >> Not even questioning. >> Yeah, we do make a joke behind your. back. I don't think you've ever known. We've always We uh. >> I won't tell you who started the joke, but we've always said. >> it was Kate. >> Harper. Kate. [laughter]. >> Oh, who was it? >> I'll tell you. And may you I'll let you.
guess. The joke was we'd always be like, "Oh, Harper, could you just buy me this. Rolex real quick?" And you'd be like, "Oh, yeah, for sure. For sure. Here, just take [laughter] it. Take it. Take. it.". >> I probably would do that thing cuz I. wouldn't know what to say. I'd be like, "Oh, yeah. Well, you pay me." Or, "Well, yeah, sure. Just take my money. >> Yeah, here. Here. JUST TAKE THE CREDIT. CARD. SWIPE. SWIPE.". >> It's because especially when you were. younger, you were like scared to tell us. no for anything. >> I know. >> Like you like didn't It was like you. were thought you were going to let us. down. We'd be like, "Hey, can you film. this video?" And if you didn't want to, you still be like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.". >> Tell you who started it. Who?
>> Babe and Chase. >> Well, yeah, I knew it. Wait, does. anybody want anything from Payway? >> No. >> No, I'm okay. >> Thank you, though. >> Well, what do you get from Payway? Because I was scrolling on there the. other day. >> I got I get honey sear honey sear. chicken and noodles. And I can plate. noodles and rice. >> No, that's okay. I don't. >> Can you get me a basket of fries? >> No. [laughter]. >> Wait, let me see what they have. >> Definitely wants. >> Oh, no. You can do your own cuz I'm. going to say no to everybody now. >> Okay. Hey, but seriously, uh what's it.
called? I like honestly like that's what. I would do when I was younger, especially like making my money. I. definitely like would like do a brand. deal and then if y'all asked to buy you. a Rolex, I would be like, "Yeah, [laughter] sure.". >> Yeah, we know. >> How much are Rolexes is my question. >> I don't know. >> It depends. It's kind of I feel like. it's got to be like. >> I think they go for probably like a. couple grand to like hundreds of. thousands. >> Yeah, I feel like it's got to be like. bags. Like you can buy a bag for like. $3,000 brand new Rolex. >> Hundreds of thousands. I'll be honest. I'll I'll let that answer first and then.
I have something to say. >> What do you think the most expensive. purse is? >> The cheapest brand new Rolex is $6,200. >> Dang. >> Listen, I have an idea. The pointing. game was really fun. I want to play it. again. >> Oh no. You just want to hurt people's. feelings. >> Uh, who is most likely to be overweight? >> Overweight. >> Oh my gosh. It's definitely me. >> Oh no. It's gonna be It's gonna be uh. >> No, cuz none of the girls are going to. point at each other cuz they're going to. feel like. >> I wouldn't let myself get there. >> They're only gonna point at me and you.
>> Yeah, that's a. >> No, I was going to point at myself. Unfortunately, Unfortunately, the answer. is cash. >> What? >> It's the most likely answer. >> Uh, do y'all know how locked in I am? You said 72 oz steak with pie. THAT WAS. ALL PROTEIN. >> Everybody else's and everyone else. >> pie was indulgence, BUT THE REST WAS. >> DOOR DASH reegan payway. I actually I. just like my I I gain weight so easy. I. just have to watch what I eat like. heavily. >> Okay. What's another game we can point? I like that. That was fun. >> You want to like hurt people's feelings. this episode?
>> No, it can be fun. >> Who's most likely to get their feelings. hurt over the pointing game? >> Probably myself. >> Three, two, one. >> Yeah. Everyone vote Kenzie besides. Harper. >> Am I sensitive. >> uh to the pointing game? Yes. [laughter]. >> Um Okay. >> I mean, being pointed at is rude. >> Really? >> That's a rude. Yeah, it's a little like. when you guys point it at it's her or. like No, like [laughter]. >> it is. IT IS JUST LIKE IF I WAS TO be. like it's Harper. I'm like it's Harper. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Like that's just rude. And like. when fans like see you in public and. they're like it's her. That's the girl.
Like it's so rude. I hate it. I'm like. [laughter] okay. And then the other day. I was in South Lake and people were. recording me and I like looked at them. and I like gave them the stink eye and. they're like and they like looked at me. rude. I think they unfollowed me. I. don't know. >> One of my favorite Wait, sorry, side. story. One of my favorite like which is. not a good fan encounter at all, but one. of the funniest stories I had is one of. one of the first times I was hanging out. with one of our friends. I won't say her. name, but we're hanging out with her and. this girl I'm going I'm going up an. escalator and this girl's coming down.
the escalator and it's like a fan and. she knows who I am and she like sees me. and starts pointing and she's like. whispering to her friend and the girl. I'm with looks at her and she starts. like cursing at the girl. She's like, >> "Oh no.". >> She's like, "Why the f she's staring at. you? That's so weird." Why she Why the. she staring? She's like literally going. off on this like didn't say it to the. girl, but like gave this girl the girl's. like 10. Gave her like the dirtiest look. ever. >> Wait, who was it? >> I'll tell you after. And then like. proceeded Yeah. And then proceeded to. like curse about the girl to me. And I. was like, "No, it's okay. She's a fan.
She's a fan." She's like, "Oh, I'm so. sorry. I didn't realize that. I'm so. sorry.". >> What? >> Yeah. She's one of our favorite friends, though. >> I always just smile at him like when. they're pointing and recording from. across the room. I'm like, >> "You got to like smile for the camera.". Harper did that the other day, too. I. saw you do it. Do what? If a fan was. taking a picture and you were like, >> "Yeah, I I like I honestly I'm like, don't take photos of me off guard.". Unfortunately, if you do that, >> No, that's so rude. Do you remember Do. you remember in 2020 when somebody did. that of Charlie? She was I remember. specifically this one picture of.
Charlie. She was like in Hawaii like at. a snow cone stand or something. Somebody. took a picture of her from so far away. and then it started being posted all. over the internet and everyone was like, "See, she doesn't look as good as you. guys think she like." It was like such a. bad like off like that's messed up. >> It was so a bad angle. That's. >> Yeah. It was just like a bad picture and. then it spread and everyone was like. this is what she looks like off camera. by the way. >> It's so rude. It's so rude. And like. literally like. >> that's like that's like. >> if you want a photo come up and ask cuz. we're not going to bite. I mean. sometimes I might but like. >> Harper might bite.
>> No, but like honestly like if you take a. photo of me like offg guard or like I. can tell but when you're like when. you're like like doing this like it's so. I don't know. I just don't like it. >> Okay. I got a good one. Okay, maybe I. have the big ego. >> Who's most likely to eat a cat? >> A cat. >> Wait, we have to cut that. >> Or a dog. >> Or do you want to. >> All right. Three, [laughter]. >> two, one. >> One. >> Like, why would you do that?
>> Cash ate some weird stuff from like. random food. >> Wait, why are you pointing at yourself? >> Are you saying that because of the movie. >> that we just watched? No, that movie was. insane. [laughter]. >> Have you seen Wait, can we talk about it. or not? >> Are you implying that you would feed. Cash a cat without him knowing? >> No, I would never do that. >> Wait, now I feel entitled and rude. >> I feel like I'm going to need a cat. >> I [laughter] feel that's how I feel. Like, does everyone just think I suck. apparently? >> No. No. I just feel rude. Like, okay. >> To back to backtrack [laughter] to back.
I just want to say I feel like I'm going. to eat a cat. No, I I just I feel really. [laughter] rude. It wasn't that. >> like if you want if you want to take a. photo of me, you can. >> No, like if you like Cash won't stop. laughing about this [laughter] cat talk. >> Please shut up. >> Are you okay? >> What? What's What's happening? [laughter]. >> I feel like I'm in a dream. Something's. going on. K JUST HAS LIKE A seizure next. to me or something. Are you all right?
[laughter] What happened? >> What? >> Stop. I feel like I'm in a dream or. something. This is freaking me out. [laughter]. >> I swear this is a dream. I swear it's a. dream. Like, why is everybody laughing? This is so. >> It's a dream. Buy me a Rolex. [laughter]. >> Give me your credit card. >> Buy me a car. >> Did you see his face when he [laughter]. said it? Why do I feel like. >> Okay, [laughter]. you trying to say.
what I'm saying is like I feel like I'm. in a dream. Wait, what happened? Kate, something's going on and I don't feel. good. [laughter]. >> What do you mean? >> What? >> Just sit back. >> What? >> Did you pee your pants? >> No. [laughter]. >> What is happening? I'm freaking out. >> Did you pee your pants? [laughter]. >> No. >> Stand up right now. >> I'm gonna cry. >> Wait. Stand up. >> Can we please cut it? >> Stand up. [laughter].
>> Stand up. I don't want to see it. I. don't want to see it. >> I'm going to stand up and run off real. quick and you guys just keep doing the. episode. [laughter]. >> What? >> You want us to tell the cameras? >> Wait, why did you pee herself though? >> I was laughing. >> She She keeps DOING THIS RECENTLY. I. Every time she laughs, she starts peeing. herself. >> OH MY GOSH. ARE YOU PREGNANT? >> NO. >> OH MY GOSH. Are you pregnant? >> No. >> Is that a sign? >> I think it's a sign. >> Stand up. >> I think that doesn't happen till after. >> Just walk UP AND CUT. OH, SHE DID. OH,
JUST GET UP. [screaming] GET OFF THE. COUCH. HEY, >> I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT. >> GET LEAVE. Go change. Oh, >> it's okay, Kate. It's okay. >> YOU LIKE PEE ALL OF YOUR PANTS. >> GOSH, I can smell it. It's on the couch. I can smell. >> I'm not kidding. I can smell it. >> Kate's pee doesn't stink. Oh, guys, I. just feel like there's a. >> smell complimenting her pee. >> It smells like popcorn. >> I'm not going to lie. It smells better. than my self tan. >> I DON'T KNOW. I give you. >> my self tan smells so bad.
>> I give you props for even sitting on the. couch to be honest. [laughter]. >> I can't smell it because my self tan is. so bad. >> It's a pea couch. >> A pee pe. >> I knew Kate was going to do that one. day. >> I just knew it. She always every time. she gets laughed or scared, she always. pees her pants. >> And it's fine. I feel like I've peed my. pants before too. Like I was telling. y'all before this episode, I have peed. my pants before and it's an okay thing. to do. >> Um why saying it like that? How often. you do that? >> Oh, I've only done.
>> I I almost pee on myself at least once a. week. >> Why? Why do girls do that? >> Well, I I have a small bladder and one. kidney. And so I'll literally be in. Target and I'll just not touch any of. that. >> You don't have many organs in your body. >> Yes, I do. I have organ. >> Well, I know, but like I'll just be less. organs than normal people. >> Yeah. I'll just be walking and me and. Matt will just be just walking along. I'll be like, "Oh, that's why you have. such good abs.". >> And then I'm stuck. Oh my gosh. >> Yeah, you great. >> Am I DOING AN AB WORKOUT EVERY every. [laughter] time?
>> No, you have great abs. YOU HAVE FLAT. STOMACH. >> WOW. THANKS, HARVARD. >> I'm so jealous. >> It's cuz I pee on myself almost once a. week. >> I only ever peed on myself sleeping. >> No. Yeah, that's weird. >> I get stuck in that that like half. awake, half asleep, and then I START. PEEING. I'M LIKE, BE HONEST. >> HUH? >> WHAT? >> You don't You're already trying. >> What? >> You You pee on yourself. No. Yeah. At. night time? >> No. >> During the day? >> No, I don't.
>> Cash. When is the last time you went to. the bathroom in the bed? >> Probably like a year and a half, two. years. >> That's pretty good. But during the day, >> y'all. Wait, did you Wait, do you still. have the same mattress? >> I don't know. No, we have a mattress. protector on it just in case. >> Can we like hurry [laughter] up with. these dang episodes? I have a birthday. party to get to and I got to clean my. room. >> Can't just be A. >> ALL RIGHT, WE GOT TO GO, GUYS. BYE. I'm. happy.
