Kate Is Back On The Podcast!
We have a new host on our podcast. >> Hey guys. No, we have Kate Baker. everybody. I'm back. >> [screaming]. >> CAN I GET A ROUND of applause? I'm back. >> BACK FOREVER? >> YES. WHAT? [laughter] EVERYBODY CLAP. BUT LIKE ACTUALLY. >> this whole thingamajiggy? >> Yeah, what about this guys? We made up. >> Yeah, they did. Like 2 days ago. Real, why did you want to come back? Because I. missed it. >> You missed me? >> Yeah, I did. I missed all of you guys. Maybe you guys should like hug it out. Okay. Camera's the soundboard. KATE, THE.
SOUNDBOARD. THE SOUNDBOARD. ALL RIGHT GUYS, WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER. EPISODE. >> WOO. TODAY WE HAVE VERY EXCITING NEWS. >> Thank you. >> We do. Yep. What? Uh what's the exciting news? Exciting news is that I'm going on my. very own tour. Just me. Who's buying tickets to that? Yeah, nobody. [laughter]. Nobody. No, we have we have news. >> Okay. Some say the news is better than.
that actually. We have a new host on our. podcast. [laughter]. He's back again. >> NO, UH. WE HAVE KATE BAKER EVERYBODY. I'M BACK. >> [screaming]. >> WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO A LIGHT SHOW? >> WAIT, ACTUALLY. >> WHAT IS SHE DOING? WAIT, are we being. for real? >> show. What? Can you guys get your. lights? >> Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah. >> She's doing A LIGHT SHOW. >> BACK BACK? >> WHY IS SHE DOING THAT? >> WAIT, is she actually back? Kate, please. stop doing that. Wait, actually? It's. kind of low-key hurting my eyes. She's. embarrassing ourselves. Kate, the light,
the light. OH YES, SORRY. >> [laughter]. >> SHE'S BACK BACK? I AM. FOREVER? YOU can get out of my spot. Well, that's crazy. >> Don't take that. Don't take that. Wait, actually? She's. actually back? Yes, I am. Cato, you can sit by Harper though. I'll. sit, I'll sit by you. What? Good boy. Wow, what the. >> [laughter]. >> I mean, OKAY. WOW, WHAT WHY do I have a new mic? >> Hey, you smell You're much better than. Cato. Hey. You're welcome. Wait, why do. I have a mic? >> Uh. >> [laughter].
>> See, YOU WERE LIKE I'M JOKING. WAIT, what did you say? I said Cado you. smell so much better than Cado. >> Hey, that's crazy. >> No, you have any microphone because. Maverick sat there for about 1 minute. and then he snapped your microphone in. half. Yeah. Why was Maverick in my seat? Uh. It just felt right. Yeah. Listen. I love you Wait, wait, wait. Can. I get a round of applause? I'M BACK. >> BACK FOREVER? YES. >> [applause]. >> WHAT? EVERYBODY CLAP. WOW, WOW. OKAY. WAIT, I'M I'm genuinely.
actually so confused. So wait, are you. actually actually Yes. But like actually. >> this whole thingy majigy? Yeah, what. about this guy? We made up. >> Yeah, they did. When? Like 2 days ago. You got to get with the program, Cado. Girls will be girls. Bro, y'all are too. easy to convince to like be friends. [laughter] again. If it if this is like a guy thing, it. would have gone on for like years. Like, bro, I still still hate you so much. >> Maybe you guys should like handshake it. out or something. >> Hug it out. Okay. Okay.
All right. Grow up, woman. What's happening? GOD AGAIN, THE. CAMERA'S THE SOUNDBOARD, CADO. WATCH THE. CAMERA. THE SOUNDBOARD. OH, SORRY. I. LOST A SHOE. >> STAINS ON MY PANTS. Last time Cado did. that, she got a round of applause. I woke up with them on. Wait, you woke. up with the stains on your. Okay, Barbara, next time you have stains. on your pants, that's something you just. keep to yourself. >> Or maybe change your pants. YEAH, [laughter]. OR DO THAT. THEY'RE like coffee stains. cuz I I got coffee this morning and. there's stains on them now. Oh, this is.
a very funny Coffee stains, okay. >> A prank. Yeah, this is a good prank. Sweetheart, this wasn't a prank, guys. I'm back. Wow. >> No, wait. I'm supposed to be on the pod. This is MY THING. >> THERE'S ENOUGH seats for everyone. There's literally enough seats. Oh, yeah. This this podcast ain't big enough. for the two of us. >> Oh, what the Why are you throwing shade? >> Yeah. Because I left and I was gone for. maybe 2 and 1/2 seconds and y'all found. a new host. >> AT THE LOOK HOW HAPPY THEY ARE. >> THE COMMENTS LOVE HIM. I MEAN if if everyone loves him To be.
fair, you are the one that said we. should probably get a new host. >> And plus aren't you the one that left? Like you left on your own will. >> a girl, but. >> But how you going to leave? >> we got Kato. Hey, I THERE'S TWO. DIFFERENT SIDES to me, okay? Whoa. Hey, [laughter] what up? Everyone's coming at Kato this episode. >> How you going to leave and tell us who. we can and can't have as a new host? >> Though, that's that's crazy. How about. this? >> you being mean to me on my first day? >> why you feel so threatened that I took. your spot? I'm 16. Okay, I'm sorry. >> to this. Welcome. >> [laughter].
>> If I get into a fight with another. 16-year-old. That's going to be a little sad. She. quit the podcast now because of Kato. I. was thinking. >> [laughter]. >> I was like Kato. >> Kay has never missed a podcast episode. >> No, it was like the craziest day of my. life. >> she Oh my gosh, you're right. She was. the only one that has been on every. single episode. >> Yeah. And now you broke you broke it. Why are we throwing shade? Like Kinsey. and Harper now. There was an episode of. just you two. Wait, what? Uh. No. No? No. >> Oh, we need to do that episode. >> It's not. Well, we need to do that. episode then, just you two. I I never.
missed a podcast, either. Technically, he didn't miss a single one. once he was here. >> I mean, YEAH, WHILE WHILE HE [laughter]. WHILE HE WAS A HOST, he didn't it. technically. WAIT, IS HE NOT A host. anymore? I know, he's still a host. I'm just. saying while he's been a host, you know, while while he's been. [laughter] I was. like, man, just firing him in front of. the cameras is crazy. Harper still seems. mad. What? >> What? No, I'm not mad. No, she's not. How does that feel? Remember a couple. episodes ago when you guys all said I. was mad? It's okay, Harper. People get. angry. Yeah, it's okay, Harper. We forgive you. >> woke up with like seven pimples. Also, I.
think I think Harper's really scared of. you. She's literally sitting off of the. chair. >> No, I scooted closer to Maverick. What. do you mean? Yeah, no. Harper's I mean, that's Look at that. >> I just like to give people their. Harper's literally hanging off the. chair. Me and Maverick [laughter] are. touching knees. All the episodes, I. swear this is my little spot that I like. to sit in. >> I don't. >> think so. I think she's only sitting. like that cuz someone new joined the. couch. >> Listen, Cash, why do you hate me so. much? You've been like beefing with me. ever since I joined the. >> when you look over, she's barely sitting. on the couch. >> No, y'all be challenging each other way. too much. >> Yeah. I know, like.
>> I never challenged Cato. >> Yeah, literally y'all were like fighting. each other. >> a control of your. >> But if I did, I would win. I would. definitely win. Cato Cato doesn't know. Unless you've been watching the episode. >> Kate, you need to get control of your. husband. >> Cato and Cash have been like every. episode just like I don't even know. I. guess they were just sizing them up. Like one time they were like, "Who's. taller? Who's stronger? Can you bench. this much?" "No, I bench this much." And. then they had a Skittle off. Well, that's actually Yeah, [laughter]. they were like, "I can catch more. Skittles." That's actually technically. >> to see You want to see me catch the. Skittle? No, we're good. >> to go ahead and have the Skittle. No,
no. No, no. I'm better at I'm better at. catching Skittles. YOU DON'T NEED A SKITTLE, CASH. >> NO. >> [laughter]. >> YOU DIDN'T CATCH A SINGLE ONE. THAT'S. AMAZING. >> DIDN'T catch a single one. Throw the. Skittle, ready? Watch your eyes, Harper. You know, just throw it, don't. Okay, yeah, go ahead. >> THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. OH, THAT was right. in the tooth. Oh my gosh, she almost. fell over that table. Yeah, you can't catch a single one, stupid. >> [laughter]. >> It just HIT HIS EYEBALL. DON'T WORRY, you're not. Oh. You missed that one, Cash.
>> Let me throw one, Matt. Yeah, you kind. of missed it. >> Dude, no one wants to watch this, please. Set. Uh Set. Why is your hair flopping. like that? [laughter]. >> doing this? Don't throw it over there. WATCH THIS. I CAN DIVE CATCH IT, TOO. NO, YOU THINK he's handsome? Look at him dive catching it. >> it. Did [laughter] he actually? Yes, I. did. It just fell out. It's on the. ground. I had. Wait, did he dive? Okay, I think we're Are you impressed? You look like a flopping fish. >> I was so hot.
>> we do to impress girls nowadays. You. think so? But Kate, you did miss out on. one of the challenges we did, so I do. need you to do it. >> Okay. It's like an initiation back to. the challenge. don't. >> to be initiated back in. I'm grandfather. in. >> [laughter]. >> I you broke contract as soon as you. left. You broke the family. So, see the Sprite? >> Yeah. You're going to have to drink a. whole Sprite. I drank two of them. Without burping. You can't burp. >> drink a whole Sprite. >> not be doing that. Yeah, I'll get the. Sprite. No, I'm not I'm not drinking the. Sprite. That's like. >> [laughter].
>> Man carried that all the [applause] way. up here with the egg. >> Ain't no way. He just rolled all the. eggs off the table. I CAN FIX THIS. WAIT, WAIT. HEY, NO. SEE THAT ONE? DON'T. DON'T CRACK AN EGG. >> [laughter]. >> I DON'T know why I was funny, but it was. funny to me. You got to get her Sprite, Kat. >> like know the joke. Like. >> She's not drinking the Sprite. I promise. you that. Is that my water? There's no. way Kat's drinking a sugar Sprite. >> brought it up for me. >> What? I guess so. I don't know. >> Who brought my water up? What water? Where's your water? Coke. Zero is the It was sitting right here on. the floor, so I just put it up there on. the shelf.
>> Oh, you left it here yesterday, then. >> [laughter]. >> Then why is there the same one. downstairs that's also mine? What the. heck? I think my Stanley's just. duplicated. Your what? Stanley's? I. literally had two Stanley's, bro. Like, come on. Wait. YEAH. WHAT THE HECK? HARPER, DEAR, I promise you Stanley's. aren't duplicated. You probably just. left it here last night. No, cuz I had. ice in it. And I put Scooter's water in. it this morning. Oh, well, then maybe. you just left it up here. If you guys. LIVE IN AUSTRALIA OR EUROPE, you're. going to want to listen to this because.
this March we are going on tour. overseas. So, if you guys live in. Sydney, Melbourne, London, Manchester, or Dublin, we are going on tour this. March, and you need to get your tickets. before they sell out. So, go get them at. the lolpodcast.net. We'll see you guys overseas. You can do it with the Coke Zero. Yeah, you can. What? Okay, the. challenge. The initiation. I'm not doing. that. I don't know if it's the same with. the Coke Zero. Yeah, it is. It is. I've. tried it. It's honestly disgusting. Without burping. I can't do Coke Zero.
EXACTLY. THANK YOU. WAIT, ACTUALLY, THAT IS SOMETHING WE CAN. AGREE ON. Coke Zero sucks. It's so. gross. >> like Diet Coke? No. Bro, it's so bad for. you. Oh. All right, Kate. Let's Let's. see. Let's see. I love a Christmas We. need you to chug the Coke, Kate. I'm not. chugging that. Don't Hey. chug a Sprite. and eat a banana, y'all throw up. immediately. I promise. I would not. throw up. Do it. >> One time, I I'm done. Get a banana and. do it. I'm actually so done. Wait, what is that? Let me look it up. Yeah, the two should not be. >> together. Kate, let's see it. I don't.
want to. >> It's a New Year's resolution, Kate. You. got to do it. Chug it. Ugh. Wait, I actually feel so bad. Chug. Can't stop. What are you doing? You got to You got to drink. Why are you. sipping it like that? Drink the whole thing. I don't like the. view from this angle. >> Why are you making noises? Please stop. making noises. You just took a normal sip. How did she do that? You had like 2 oz. in you. Ready for. >> Okay, you have to finish it. Wait, why? What is the point of that?
>> to It's barely anything. Nothing's been. drank. You have to practically swallow. the banana and then Whoa. >> [laughter]. >> No, you you'd like eat the banana and. then chug the Sprite. >> I'll be doing that, actually. I actually don't think so. [snorts]. >> Do it. No. You said No. No. No. Cash. wasn't up here yesterday. >> that. Then I guess you can't ever drink. the Sprite. Yeah. [laughter]. Did I what? Yeah, you need to drink a. Sprite. I do it. You didn't do it. Yeah. No, Sprite. Don't do the Coke Zero. Cash, you have to eat the banana and. then chug a Sprite. All right. I'll do.
it. >> automatically throw up. >> Hey, you have to chug two Sprites. >> Why do you want him to throw up? Yeah. I. did too. I did it and burped. Kate, do. the two of us You want to Wait, you want. me to do it with you? Nope, I GOT IT. NO. NO. STOP. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. I GOT. IT. [laughter]. I GOT IT. NO. NO. NO, WE'RE NOT doing. that again. We are not doing this again. >> [laughter]. >> Um I NEVER DID ANYTHING. IT'S ACTUALLY PROVEN THAT IF you eat a. banana and then you chug a Sprite, you. have you have to throw up. You have to. >> some up there. I promise.
No way you're going to chug a Sprite. >> That's not mine. Why do What are you. doing? What are you doing, bud? What are. you doing? I was going to like poke a. hole in it and just do that. But I. promise. >> Do it. Ready? Tho- those were the shaken ones. You do. not do that. >> [laughter]. >> I'm sorry about that. I'm just going to reach it. >> Wait, why are we What is the point? It's. the point but y'all are taking all the. fun out of it by wasting time. Y'all. just need to do it. No, I believe you. You're taking my chair, dog. Here. All right, you ready? We'll do it.
together. It only hurts your tummy for a. little bit and. I'm not a But it's it's a funny burp. because you like can't control yourself. Eat a banana. We all did it yesterday. Wait, what are. you saying, Kinsey? It just makes you. burp. Yeah, I'm not chugging this. I'm. low sugar and I will not be. >> banana. Low sugar. >> sugar and you need to have a Sprite. You're chugging. >> You're low sugar and you need to have a. Sprite. You're You've eaten 5,000. Skittles in the last 2 days. >> This is practice. I'm practicing. For. sugar intake? All right. I'm I'm going. to do it. Oh. You really got to do it, Cash, to.
experience He's not really chugging it. You should experience it. >> That's all you have to do. Do That is. like like someone thirsty. >> Cash, you're being no fun. >> [laughter]. >> Cash, please do it. >> Oh, we're playing charades. You're a. thirsty man. >> [laughter]. >> Can I have a Skittle? We should play charades. All right, yeah. I'm I'm doing it. >> [laughter]. >> You're a man eating Skittles that was. super hungry for and is a big back. >> [laughter]. >> Let's see. Um, oh, he's an elephant.
>> [laughter]. >> He almost sprayed it everywhere. >> Oh, then that'd be a dolphin. >> [laughter]. >> That's good. Come on, drink. Finish. >> Dude, this is the slowest chug I've ever. seen in MY ENTIRE LIFE. >> [laughter]. >> NO, I'M NOT KIDDING. I'VE SEEN SOMEONE. that's genuinely just thirsty drink. faster [laughter] than that. It's in your eyes. Are you okay? Um Bro, it's in my nose. IT HURTS. WELL, we don't have any paper towels for.
you. So sorry. >> do. They're just right there. >> gosh. >> [laughter]. >> Oh, it's literally all over his face. Don't talk. Don't talk. That sprayed. everywhere. Over my head. You should. really try this challenge, Cash. Uh, I'm. okay. Look, he's making such a mess with. it. Ew. You have your head so high up. >> [laughter]. >> with your head. You could have just tilted the can. >> That makes me nauseous just looking at. it. Uh-oh. Oh. Guys, our holiday merch drop is now. available. >> guys want to go check it out, go to. thelolpodcast.net. We have a bunch of new designs for you.
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had like water on his upper lip. Are you writing a story over there, Cash? >> No, he looks Yeah, why are you on your. phone? >> Why does everybody pay attention to me. so much? Like chill. If five other. people do it, okay. >> Like come on. Uh, I don't really. You're not going to drink the Coke, are. you? Probably not. >> You're ruining the fun. Well, then. You have to do it, Kate, for the plot. Give me another Sprite. Okay. You got to just tilt it a little bit. >> What are you typing up? IT'S I DON'T.
LIKE IT. >> ME EITHER, but you have to do it. It's. initiation. It burns your throat. >> Are you still trying to chug? You haven't even started, so do not. complain. Yeah, but you haven't even drank yours. You got it, Kate. You can do it, Kate. Kate. I feel so sick. >> I feel sick, too, but it it's so good. >> Okay, I'll chug. Ready? It's so good for. you. >> Yeah, wait, give me the Sprite. I I do. it with you. though. >> I really want to do it though. No, this. guy's done. Can I have two sips? Drink. the whole thing. Drink the whole thing. All right, we'll do it together. Ready? Another one?
>> we're just going to Cato! We're not. going to crack it in the side. We're. just going to chug it like that. Huh? You can drink it normal. You don't. have to chug it. Okay, ready? Just drink. it as fast as you can. Wait, wait, wait. Dude, drink it as fast as you can. Ready? 3 2 1 go. Okay, he started a little. early. Oh, Cash is feeling it now. >> Why are you drinking like a horse? >> [laughter]. >> Man, he looks like a platypus. Did you finish it? No. EW! >> OH, YOU CHEATED! >> YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED to burp. >> to burp. That's the point.
Well, okay, well, this is no fun. anymore. Let's move on. >> No, I'm stopping. Okay. [laughter] And. and YOU'RE GOING TO SAY THAT MID-CHUG. I'm not going to finish. WELL, IT. DOESN'T MATTER IF you finish cuz you. already burped. The point is you're not. supposed to burp. Who cares? >> [laughter]. >> That's disgusting. That was so nasty. What, Mom? Is that funny to you, huh? Not this way. That way. >> [laughter]. >> Finish it. Oh my god, I spilled Sprite. all over. our carpet. Bro, this is stupid. Why do you keep. looking at me? LOOK AT THAT WAY. [laughter].
THE SAME thing happened with me. yesterday. Y'all should have explained the rules to. me first that I wasn't allowed to burp. [laughter] Yeah, that's the point. WE. SAID IT SO MANY TIMES. I I HAVE PTSD. from Harper throwing up on me. Man, I'm. freaking out. You're such a good actor, bro. >> [laughter]. >> Dang it. Yo. I can't drink any more Sprite, bro. I feel like I'm going to throw up. I'm. pretty sure your voice just got lower. >> [laughter]. >> Hey Kate, WHAT MADE YOU WANT to come. back on the podcast? Well, I saw you guys. >> She missed me.
brought a new host on. And also, I can't. help but to notice. >> Wait, you saw we brought a new host on, so that's what made you want to come. >> help but like I'm jealous. I can't help. but to notice out of the. 8 billion people in the world, you. brought the one person that came on our. podcast and was like, "Hey Cat, how's it. going? Yeah. [snorts]. >> [laughter]. >> Sorry, Kate. Hey! Kick her out. >> amends. >> [laughter]. >> But you know, for real, why why why do. you want to come back? Um As she goes, "I just told you.".
I mean, I stopped getting a paycheck and. it was really hitting me hard. >> [laughter]. >> No more Sephora. Okay, for real, why did you want to come. back? Because I missed it. I got sad. >> That's all you're going to That's the. only explanation you're giving? You. realize you. said you're leaving forever. >> I know, it was a bit dramatic, wasn't. it? >> back in. Wasn't it just a bit dramatic? >> explanation is, "I missed it.". >> You missed me? >> Yeah, I did. I missed all of you guys.
Aw. Low-key, the other night when we. [laughter] were recording. >> of you guys. >> She sat downstairs and listened to the. whole episode. Yeah, I missed it. It was sad. I was. like, "Dang, the last like 3 years of my. life I've been doing that and then I'm. not doing it anymore. So, I came back. Thank you. >> Amazing. >> Thank you. >> [applause and cheering]. >> Do you feel like you'll still be. uh what's the word? What do you What do. you think you'll be happy and fulfilled. still even though you're coming back and.
you're having to be on film? Probably not. Okay, well, >> [laughter]. >> at least you're back. Wait, what did you. do while you were gone? I did lots of. things. Yeah. >> Like? I picked up a new hobby. Actually. >> What? >> Yeah. >> What's your hobby? Pottery painting. Oh. my gosh. >> Hey, I learned this the other day. Kate. is a hobbyist. Which means. >> Every other week she has a new hobby and. she becomes a professional that week and. then the next week she moves on to a new. hobby. >> Yeah. Yeah, you got Sprite in it. Yeah, I have.
some pottery I painted. I can go get it. and show you guys. And she has the. pottery. Okay, first things first. First thing Hey, that's my pottery. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, I thought you might want to. >> I made this. Yeah. I smashed your is my. This is our Smash Bros. This is our. Smash Bros. trophy. on the Nintendo Switch. What does it say. on the inside? >> Um just a little background information. on the trophy. Um I am a 45-time. champion of the trophy. It would sound. good if I wasn't like a 107-time. champion. I'm a 45-time champion. Maverick's like a 12. Alex over there,
cameraman's like a 15. And then our. friend Pape. >> much? 15 12 45 I have you beat. Uh and then. our friend. >> 72 Our friend Pape is a zero time, but. he plays with us all the time. So I. wrote something on the inside of the cup. that he's not allowed to see until he. wins. >> Read the bottom. Come on. He bombarded. our room one day though. >> Yeah, I literally wrote something on the. inside of the cup so that our loser. friend couldn't see. uh what was wrote inside. >> Your loser friend is crazy.
>> No, no, he's just our friend that loses. He's our loser friend. He's losing all. the time. And. uh so I wrote something on the inside of. the cup and he was going to get to read. it when he wins, but one day he came in. my room and it's sitting on my night. table. He rushed me. And came and looked. at it cuz it bugged him so bad. >> [laughter]. >> What about the bottom? And it just says. Pape sucks. What about the bottom? >> That's all it says. Pape sucks. So even. when he wins he's GOING UH THE BOTTOM I. WROTE SOMETHING ON THE BOTTOM of my. trophy just in case I ever lost it to. someone else. Because right like I said.
I'm a 45-time champ I'm like always. holding the trophy. Oh yeah, I do too. >> [laughter]. >> BUT YES. HOW TALL IS HIM? WAIT, WHY DO YOU KNOW. MY bedroom code? >> [laughter]. >> Yesterday I've been in there, don't. worry. Yesterday when we filmed Harper. was like I miss Kate and I was like I'll. take you to her bedroom right now and. tell you the code so you can make up. with her and she was like what is it? And then Mav told her. What? Yeah, we. have we have a code on our bedroom door. >> Which also courtesy of Maverick Who also.
has a code on his Look show Mav's door. handle there. Didn't don't through this? Open my door Alex. That's that's a Yeah, see, no code. It's the. >> but hit the button thing. Look, IT'S. IT'S A IT'S AUTO DEACTIVATED. Regular. door handle. What the But we had to put. it on our door because Maverick doesn't. know how to knock, and he has walked in. to our bedroom multiple times. >> We make the LOL podcast for you, and. that means we need to know more about. you and what you'd like to hear on the. LOL podcast. So, we're asking you to. fill out our short survey. As a thank.
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his covers on, and I ripped them off as. a joke. And. And no, no, no, and I just ripped them. off [laughter]. I DON'T KNOW. KENZIE WAS IN THE SHOWER. YEAH, Kenzie. was in the shower. It's just me It's. just me and Mav there, and I ripped them. off as a joke. He gets mad and comes. into my room and starts trying to rip. them off while Kenzie's in the bed. And. he's like, "GIVE ME THE COVERS! GIVE ME. THE COVERS!" AND KENZIE'S LIKE, "MAV, STOP!" AND SHE'S LIKE, "GIVE ME MAV LIKE. GIVE IT TO ME.". >> [laughter]. >> HE TELLS KENZIE TO give it to me. I. don't know what he was saying.
I could give I could give excuses like. she looked like she had a shirt on, all. those things, but ultimately, ultimately, I was not paying attention. to Kenzie. I blotted my eyes. And I. wanted to see Kenzie. Cuz he ripped my blanket off. He was mad. Because he was so mad. HE'S. LIKE, "I'M RIPPING OFF YOUR COVERS NOW!". AND KENZIE WAS LIKE, "MAV, STOP!". >> [laughter]. >> I DIDN'T HAVE CLOTHES ON. WHY? I had a shirt on, and that was it. I. didn't have pants on, and he's trying to. rip the covers off of me, AND I'M NOT. WEARING PANTS. YEAH, ANYWAYS.
Maybe you should sleep in pants. That's. why we have a door on our How. >> [laughter]. >> That's not why you have a door. That's. why THAT'S WHY WE HAVE A DOOR NOW. Uh. no, but in case I ever lost this trophy. to one of my loser friends, I wrote on. the bottom of it just in case. So, the. bottom of it says Cash is the best. Just. in case they ever won it, they have a. trophy that says Cash is the best. >> they paint over it? And put like they're the best. >> [laughter]. >> You didn't think about that. >> thought about that. You know, you guys, do you see the little splatter art. design on the bottom there? >> Yeah, that's so key kind of good. >> No, he's So right. Yeah, get a nice zoom.
in on this trophy. Look at the splatter. design. >> When he was painting, he was using a. toothbrush and the whole time he's. flicking paint across the table at me. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, I was I was doing my art. I felt. really bad cuz this is at like a public. place where everybody's doing their. pottery art, and I'm trying to get the. splatter marks on here. So, I take my. paintbrush and I was like. Woah. And then the table next to me, I. was like And then I was like. And the lady looks over at me and she's. like. And I I got paint [laughter] I got paint. all I got paint all over her. No. Okay, I want to see the rest of your art.
>> Oh. art work. >> Well, first I made a plate that says. love the Bakers for Valentine's Day. Hey, that's not bad. Thanks. Yeah. I had a lot of free time. >> They already make the plate. Y'all don't. shape it. >> No, we don't shape it. You just pick it. and paint it. Nice. >> Thanks. Then, I had a lot of time. I did this mug. Oh, that's cute. >> Wait, that's so pretty. Thanks. Yeah. >> Wait, yeah, that's so lucky kind of gas. Thanks. It has blue roses. And then I. started this one and I have to finish. it. >> Yeah. I have to go back and finish it,
but the paint's weird cuz it's weird. before you fire it. But, it's a wedding. plate. And it has me and Cash's name and. our wedding flowers all around it. Isn't. it weird how ugly it all looks before. you put it in the fire? Oh, good. Yeah, cuz I I was like that doesn't look good. Yeah, no. And then it turns out like. glossy and bright. Wait, so you put it in You paint it, then put it in the fire? Yeah, but it. burns off like all of the pencil and. stuff. So, like it'll be like completely. white. >> I didn't catch that? >> trust. I had trust. Yeah. So I picked up.
a new hobby. And I'll probably be done with it now. that I'm back on the podcast. I'm 74. He's not never going to be 80. Look at. my Skittles. Woah. What'd you do? I. mushed them together. >> Oh. Mushed them. Wait, like. can I try? No. Not yet. Well I'm not done with my. masterpiece. Also while I was gone. um I read a lot. What'd you read? I read a lot of books. So Yeah. You like that? Yeah, I do and I. have my book talk and it's almost at.
100,000 followers. Wait, actually? Yeah. Holy smokes. >> Yes, she did. She has a book talk that. has 100,000 followers. >> you like make stories? No, she just. >> just says this book is really good. I. really enjoyed this. Yeah, I just like. read books and then like talk about. them. She talks about books. That's. really good. Thanks. Oh Harper, what did. you do while Kate was gone? I made a. secret account. Wait, actually? Was it called like Was. it called like I hate Kate? No. I just talked bad about Kate on it. >> What the. >> [laughter]. >> No, okay. I actually have a secret. account that I like go on random.
people's lives and be like, "Wait, do. you hate Harper Summer?" And they're. like, "Yes." And then I join later on my. account and then they're [laughter] all. like, "Oh my gosh, wait, I love you.". >> crazy. That's actually funny. And then. on Omegle sometimes we do that with my. friends and it's just like. awkward. I have so many videos. >> to do that live right now. We should. Wait, wait, wait. That would be so fun. Well. >> [laughter]. >> No, I have a confession. You talked bad about me on your secret. account. It's true. No, I didn't. She made a whole She made. a whole book about you on her book talk.
I didn't. >> Where you talked about one of your book. talks. And then Little Red Riding Hood. came walking down the street. >> [laughter]. >> No. My confession. Cuz she said firefighter fights fire in. a fire truck too much. >> [laughter]. >> STRIKE! GET HIM! STAB HIM! NO. Uh YouTube, this is why we don't. demonetize. Did you get the joke? Cuz Harper's not allowed. >> Cuz little red riding hood Oh. I'm going to shut up. You know, this is why I'm dying my hair blonde.
Yes. Wait, WHY WOULD YOU BE EXCITED ABOUT. THAT? >> OH, NO. I really thought about it, Harper. It was It was weird. The other. day I had a dream about you and you were. dying your hair black and I was like, "Don't do it. Don't do it." And then you. did it anyways and you looked really. good. Really? But don't do blonde. Yeah, not blonde. I was kidding about that. Okay. But like [laughter]. But like brown. >> that blonde. I have blonde in my hair. But Harper does not. >> Brown or what? No, lucky. Don't do. blonde. I mean, I love your hair exactly. the way it is. >> Keep it red. I think you should go.
blonde and Kate should go pink. I've been trying to get Kinsey to dye. her hair pink. Yeah. You know, I. actually I would do it. I would. >> Do highlights but don't do Yeah. >> want to walk into the grocery store, like go to church and then have pink. hair. >> I'm convinced if you have pink hair, your thumbnail does better. Yeah, honestly. [laughter]. Yeah, like that that girl that one That. one girl Cat Scope. Her name's Ashley Cat? >> No, it was that. Asian the Asian girl that uh used to Oh, she dating a ZHC? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I know.
who that is. Michelle. Munchy. Michelle. She was on Beast Games. She is insanely. smart. >> Yeah, did you know she's a human. calculator? Yeah. Stop trying TO GIVE ME. >> [laughter]. >> WE I actually want to have Michelle on. the podcast. >> is Munchy. Munchy. Yeah, Munchy Michelle. Munchy. Michelle. Well, y'all are both right. Is that a nickname? No, no. Munchy is. what her parents gave her at birth. Munchy. No, her name's Michelle. No, her. name's Michelle but she goes by Munchy. Michelle.
>> Y'all wouldn't know it but this little. thing is 120 calories. >> How do you get the nickname Munchy? I. got to know. She Because all the ways. that you think of are not good. >> Why do you know that? That's so sad. Uh. I read the facts. What is it? >> Okay. Uh 16 M&M's or 16 Skittles mashed. together. Serving size is 120 calories. Yeah. >> we should rage bait. We should do a. podcast episode. >> cat. We need to copy like someone's. exact podcast. >> Let's do her book talks. >> [laughter]. >> Word for word? There's no way we're. remembering word for word a script.
>> Maybe we could do a short then. We copy. like a short word for word. If we copy a. podcast word for word, that'd be very. impressive. >> Yeah. >> Even just a short though. We should do a. short like copy like. >> all ever heard of the reading monitors. on the cameras and it like and you can. like. >> Yeah, we have one. A teleprompter? Yeah. Yes. Okay. I'll be I'll be I'll be Alex. Earl. You don't need no man. Okay, wrong. person. What? >> Alex Cooper. >> Alex I'll be Alex Cooper. You don't need. no man. Pull yourself up by your. bootstraps. Yeah, you are part of the. Daddy Gang. I was once on the curb. Why.
are you all the same person? >> [laughter]. >> That's so crazy. >> know cuz isn't there another girl on. that's exactly like her? No. >> She got kicked. Alex? No. It's Alex and. Sophia. I don't know. She left a long. time ago. Yeah. There was a bunch of. drama, I think. >> Are you scrolling on TikTok right now? No, I'm trying to [laughter] I'm trying. to find something that we can do. Hold. on. Hey, I Don't you know that that's. all fake? >> Gavin. You like Gavin like that? Hey. All right. Bro, what is up with all. these jokes? That's suspicious, man. Um. I feel like we kind of just still feel. like we just glazed over you coming. back, Kate. Yeah, I I.
I would have liked a ceremony or a cake. or Well, I was just Well, I did not. know. Something, anything to show a. little bit more appreciation. >> Well, no, I'm just saying I feel like we. glazed over it because. >> We had a notification that Kate was. coming back, we probably would have made. a cake. Hey, Cash. What did you feel when Kate was gone? On the pod. >> Clearly depressed and liked fighting. with a 16-year-old. CHOKE HIM OUT, KATE. >> [screaming]. >> YES. AGREED. TANNER, WE'RE BOTH GETTING. CANCELED for that. >> about Cuz you want me to be honest? Cash. 40 Cash is actually upset.
>> All right, yo, editor, keep that. [laughter] in and see what the comments. say about that. I love saying that. I don't know why. [laughter] Stabbing a 42 times. It's cuz. anytime you watch like one of those like. those documentaries or murder mystery. shows, it's just like and then Very. good. they found 179. stab wounds. It's like why would you. need to stab someone that many times? [laughter] I don't think anybody's ever. been stabbed that many times. I promise. you I've seen it. Oh my gosh, Harper just made like a. Starburst out of a Woah. Take a bite out. of it. Ah, wait, wait. You want to eat. it? >> pretty cool. I will. Ready?
>> No, no, no. That's probably so germatic. You still. got to eat it. [laughter]. My dad actually had a friend Did I tell. this story on. >> Still got to eat it off the floor. Eat. it off the floor. >> tell this story on here? in the. bathroom. No, wait, don't eat it. I'LL EAT IT. HERE. Just one second. It's my. Everlasting Gobstopper. What? What? Eat. that thing. >> You don't want to eat a jawbreaker. My. Don't eat it. Eat it. Eat it. Eat it. Eat it. Eat it. Eat it. Eat it. Eat it. Yes. It's probably so germatic. Ah, he's. eating it. >> There's so many germs on that. Yummy. Harper's looking like she knows. what she did to that. It's so. >> [laughter].
>> She's having some guilt on her face. Harper, what did you do to it? >> wash my hands after the bathroom. I'm. getting I'm getting [laughter] it. That's so crazy. Um, well, I was. I don't know if I've told this story. before. I feel like I have for some. reason, but maybe I haven't. >> Wait, what story? My dad had a friend. and um I won't say his name, but if I. did say his name, it would just make it. funnier, but I won't say his name. >> Say his name if it's funnier. >> Say his name. No, it's not I know. Let's. all think about this [laughter]. to see if Kenzie should say his name. Who? Her dad's name? No.
>> Mark. This other guy's name. Cash. doesn't listen to half my stories and. then he's like, "None of your stories. ever make sense." Yeah, I just said No, someone else's name, dude. Cash is a. germ. No, I'm not saying the name. Anyways, he's at the gas station filling. up his truck with gas and these guys. come by and take him and like tie him up. and throw him in the back seat of his. truck. And then THEY STABBED HIM 42. TIMES. I'M GETTING THERE. I'M GETTING. THERE. And they get in the truck and. they take off with him and then once. they get like slightly out of town, they. throw him in the ditch. They stab him. like I KID YOU [laughter] NOT, PROBABLY.
LIKE 20 TIMES. I TOLD YOU THEY JUST. ALWAYS keep going. >> steal his truck. >> Did he live? Is this Chuck? HOW DID [screaming] YOU KNOW? I WAS. DOING THIS, CHUCK. CHUNK? CHUCK. OH, I. thought that was a crazy nickname for a. second. Anyways. You got a problem with Chuck, bro, from. Beta Squad? What's wrong with you? IF. YOU GOT STABBED 42 TIMES, and then you. started calling me Chucks? >> Cash doesn't know what Beta Squad is. I'd be a little little offended. Cash. doesn't know what Beta Squad is. Anyways, he lived. He's alive. Good for. him. I'm glad. Yeah. See, and they. always live. I don't understand how they.
always live. I don't think they always. live. Well, no. Not the one I watched. Yeah. Beta Squad. Who the freak is Beta. Squad? And why is there like eggs Why is. there like seven eggs on the table? >> Y'all really not know Beta Squad? No. No. Can you spell that? No, I'm just. kidding. You just hit her in the face. What is it? Beta or better? What is it? >> Beta. Well, now I feel bad, cuz now it's. going to look like I I don't know them. Beta Squad is like But I understand, I'm. just not really on that side.
Beta Squad. >> [laughter]. >> Beta Squad is like like LOL podcast, but. uh. I don't know how to say it. >> These guys? No, guys, to be honest, I have something. to say. Really? Yeah. >> You had something that you were going to. say that was a. Yeah, I was going to say something. earlier about coming back, and then. everyone kind of got off topic and ran. over me. And reminder, that's why I left. in the first place, cuz I was being. disrespected. But whatever. Um.
Anyways, I was just going to say the. real reason, cuz Cash was asking me. Why are you looking like that? >> Why you look masculine? I'm letting you talk. >> He's doing it again. That disturbs me. You look just look. unproportionate. [laughter]. >> [gasps]. >> Well, Hey, go ahead. You finish your. thought. We're listening. We're not. going to run over you. I appreciate the. respect. Um anyways, I was going to say the. reason I decided to come back Yes. >> was cuz like I really did miss it a lot. Like I don't know, I thought that if I.
left, I'd be like happier because I. wouldn't have to film anymore, but that. was just not the case. I was like, "Dang, it was actually kind of something. to like do and distract myself and I. liked it. But then I quit and so I didn't have. that anymore. And I like I missed all of. you guys and I. >> Do you want the Skittle ring award? Yeah. Okay. Skittle ring award. >> Wait, give it to her like a marriage. proposal. >> her made her a Skittle ring. Wow. That's. so sweet and I literally I was about to. say like I miss like you so much. Thank you. >> [laughter]. >> I miss like being friends with Harper.
and like her doing random things like. giving me a Skittle Skittle wedding. band. You miss that? Yeah, I did. I. missed it a lot. >> Uh don't put the green side on the. front. Have y'all seen that video? Can't. do this not the time. >> the orange and Okay. What the. We're on a podcast. This is the perfect. time. No, they're having a moment here. I feel it. >> bad. I I can't wear this forever cuz it. is a Skittle and it'll probably dissolve. like when I wash my hands and stuff. Uh-uh. No, no. You can put glaze like. glaze over or something. >> [laughter]. >> Put it in your killing with your party.
>> Yeah. I'll go get I'll go get a ring. though to signify. >> you guys already apologized. >> Yeah. to each other, but maybe y'all. should do it again cuz I I wasn't there. personally. >> Like come on. >> Cuz I I wasn't I wasn't there to see it, so I'd love to be in the middle of it. Okay, now you're dragging it. Yeah. It. went a little something like this. >> both say you're sorry to me? To you? To you. Yeah, you know how much. Can you say sorry to me? You know how. much mental y'all put me through? Yeah, I would like an apology, too. Yeah, all. of us would. Y'all She deserves one, too. Y'all didn't say anything. You left us hanging with no host. Huh?
She left us hanging with no host. >> Y'all had four hosts. The Can I at least. have a hug? The podcast ran on four. hosts for like ever. No, I don't want a. hug from Cash. So, [laughter] neither. one of you are going to apologize to me? I'm not apologizing to you. I DID. NOTHING WRONG. THIS IS MY BROTHER. >> WHY ARE THEY KIND OF LIKE AN EVIL DUO. over there? No. No. Yes. Ow. Why did I say ow? >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, that's mine. That's enough. Yeah. >> I just made him really uncomfortable.
Harper, your ring is kind of melting in. my finger. >> makes me uncomfortable, too. Like, um in. the back [clears throat] of Cash and. Kate's car, a guy did that to me once. In the back of Cash and Kate's car? Who. did that? >> deserve that. Oh. Y'all Next time you're. in Cash and Kate's car with a boy, you. should start kissing him. What the. >> That's what you should do. >> Wait, what? Wait, didn't y'all Didn't. y'all used to kiss in the back of Matt's. car? Which is. mad weird, so. >> affect you, though, so I don't know why. you're saying that. It was different. We were also like 16. It was fine. >> Oh, yeah.
>> [laughter]. >> I don't remember that. No, I remember I remember what you're. saying. That's what she was asking. Yeah. one, two, and I And I turned. around, I was like, "What are you guys. doing back there?". >> did that? Oh, you caught him? Oh, yes. No, no, we were like we were. role-playing. What? Role-playing what? OH MY GOSH, THAT WAS I WANTED TO STAB. MYSELF 42 TIMES. >> [laughter]. >> I'M NOT KIDDING, THAT WAS the most crazy. thing I've ever experienced in my life. >> Wait, I have a question. Bro, yesterday. You and your role-playing. It was weird, man. I have a question. Hey, hey,
role-playing is low-key kind of fun, THOUGH. LIKE, IF YOU HAVE A FUN CHARACTER, LIKE IT'S. so much fun to role-play. But, don't. role-play as a furry, bro. No, no, no, no, no. What were you guys role-playing. as? What was it? Um it was an adult man. and a young girl. Oh, no, that's okay. So, yeah, that's why it was That's why. it was weird. >> [laughter]. >> And no, they were like they were like, "Oh, um I'm going to should we uh like. go to the mall today?" And I was. I WAS LIKE, "WHAT'S HAPPENING right. now?". >> was it was it was like it was he had a.
bunch of like limbs in the back, like of. like um like dogs and kids and like a. lot of like a lot of limbs in the back. as a joke. And I kept trying to like. look back. Like like limbs, like an arm. And I kept And I kept trying to look. back into the back seat, but he would be. like, "No, no, no. No, no, no.". And it was like he was like a murderer. or something. Yeah, and then he was like. he was like, "I'm just taking you to my. farm.". >> The fact that I know this story line is. is concerning to me. >> "I'm taking you to my farm." And I was. driving, I'm like, "What farm are they.
talking What are they [laughter]. What are they talking about?". >> And then I was like, "This conversation. doesn't make any sense." And they were. like, they were like, "Kash and I were. like, do you want Whataburger?" And I. was like, "Uh I'm okay.". But he was like, "Yes." And then he was. like eating the chicken like it was. limbs. That was the most funnest I've had with. him, but Funnest. That was the most fun. you had with him was when you were like. >> It [laughter] was the least fun I had. with anyone ever. I WAS JUST DRIVING, I WAS LIKE, "WHY IS. HE EATING HIS chicken tender like it's a. human?". >> [laughter]. >> How do you know How do you know.
what it looks like to eat a human? Cuz. he was like, "And nothing, this is. nice.". >> [laughter]. >> Hey yo, so next time a guy wants to like. be pretend he's a cannibal with you, just don't. >> [laughter]. >> That's that's a big red flag, okay? No. And then we And then we got out of the. car, I was like, "Kash and I were like, what?" And I was. like, "Kate, what was. >> that?". >> this conversation come up? What is What. are we Me and Benny were like in the We. we were in the back seat and he was. like, "Hello. Um Oh my god. >> [laughter]. >> This is like how a serial killer is.
formed. And then and then and then I. started I was like, he was like, "How. old are you?" And I was like, "I'm. four." AND HE WAS LIKE, >> FOUR? >> [laughter]. >> HE WAS LIKE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. I FEEL like we. should cut our mic. >> Oh, I'm I'm 19, but that's fine. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, no, it was it was interesting. And. then and then and then he had limbs in. the back of his car and then he ate the. chicken. And then he ate the chicken tenders like. they were human. >> Okay, we got the story. Let's do it all. >> the story. Can we please move on to. another subject? >> I I. I POCKETED THIS. I DEALT WITH THIS. I.
I HAD TO GO TO THERAPY. I HAD TO GO TO THERAPY FOR THIS. NO, I. DIDN'T SHARE THIS conversation with. anyone besides Kate. >> Please, I don't want to talk about it. What? This. We can role play right now. if you'd like to. Okay. Okay. Um there's. limbs in the. >> [laughter]. >> Okay. All right, Mav, you start. Mav, not playing with you. >> participating. >> Okay, I want to I want to be the guy. that's on a podcast, and you can be the. guy that is mute. Yeah, I'm going to be. five. Okay. >> [laughter]. >> So,
what would you say to a five-year-old. right now? >> [laughter]. >> You want candy? You want candy? Okay, so. >> going to do that. It Was there a white. van involved in that, or just candy? Just candy. >> And we need to set the scenario. Just. candy. Okay, okay, bet. Okay, we're going to. role play, ready? Okay. Oh, no. >> I'm I'm going to be Mr. Police Officer. You'll be five-year-old. >> Officer, I don't like that. >> [laughter]. >> You'll You'll be five years old. You'll. be Mr. Police Officer and five years. old. Who do you want to be? I don't. know, like You could be his mom. A mom, yeah. Okay, you're you're the.
five-year-old's mom. You're the dad. >> And I like to stab people. I like to I'm. going to stab people. No, that's enough. That's four people. That's Yeah, yeah, that's pretty good. All right, you guys observe. Mav and. Kinsey, what are you doing? You got to. Okay, fine. I'm a dad. Yeah, you're the. dad. Okay. Mom, dad, Mr. Police Officer, and five-year-old. Okay. All right. How. do we start How do you want to Oh, okay, the setting, the setting. >> Yeah, wait. Harper, you know how to. Yeah, you do the setting. >> I want to set the scene. Okay,
Kinsey set the scene since she's an. observer. They're in Cincinnati, Ohio, in a. McDonald's. Scene has been set. Go. That's it? >> Wait. Hey, babe. No, it's not enough. scene setting. >> No, I got it. >> Mom just killed dad. No, I GOT IT. >> [laughter]. >> SON, SHIELD YOUR EYES. FROM MCDONALD'S? WHY, HONEY? NO. I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. >> [laughter]. >> I THINK THIS THIS VIDEO IS GOING TO GET.
DEMONETIZED. >> MAMA, MY DAD OR MOM, WHOEVER THIS IS. OVER HERE, is going to be stabbing my. eye. I didn't tell you to stab your eye, son. I said shield them because there is. a homeless man in the corner doing. something very suspicious. Don't hold your gun up, son. >> It's a knife. [laughter] It's a knife. This is clearly. Who would This is a knife. >> Mr. police officer, my son accidentally stabbed himself. multiple times in the eye socket. Could. you help him? >> Uh no, he looks fine. Okay. All right. Well, This is my knife. Can I.
Can I see your eyes, please? Uh sir, put the knife down. You're. You're changing the channel on the TV. >> AH, THAT'S MY HAND. SON, you just. stabbed Mr. police officer. You should. apologize. >> you're under arrest. Oh. >> [laughter]. >> This isn't going very well. I I'm done. with this. Ah, y'all changed the. channel. >> No, you changed it. >> You changed it. >> No, he did when he hit it. He hit the. It's fine. What is this? We should go. all three of us should go get rings.
That'd be so cute. Remember I said I. wanted to that one time and then you. guys didn't want to go with me? Oh. This. has nothing. >> that, but yeah, >> Nothing to do with what? Nothing I'm. stressed out, man. WHY ARE YOU STRESSING. ME OUT? BUT I HATE THIS EPISODE. I hate this. episode. >> Really? The second I come back, you hate. it? >> No, no, no. Has nothing to do with you. being back. It's just been a crazy. episode. >> Why do you hate me? I didn't hate you. You just said that. >> Listen, son, and no one hates you. I just It's just been a I just been a. crazy episode. >> [laughter]. >> Put it down.
Put it down. Take it back. It's a great episode. Put it down. There you go. Yeah. All right. Well, I'm going to go stab. who? Our neighbor. Yeah. Let's go. All right. Goodbye.
