Kate Has To Leave The Podcast!
We are going to be voting everyone off. of this episode and only one person is. going to get to stay on the podcast. Everybody say why we should not vote you. off. I just am at a higher intellectual level. than most. She's just making FUN OF US. EVERYBODY SAY WHO YOU'RE THINKING TO. VOTE. MAVERICK, you start. Kate. Kate. Kate. Oh, no. THEY WANT ME OUT. I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT IF I ever. told anyone I wouldn't vote for them, I'm a liar. I am not. And I might well. That is crazy. So, right now, y'all. better really give me good reasons not. to vote for you. You're on the blue.
couch. We stick together. I understand. that. So, I don't want to vote for you. To the person I just voted, I am so. sorry. ALL RIGHT, GUYS. WE ARE GOING TO BE. VOTING EVERYONE OFF OF this episode and. only one person is going to get to stay. on the podcast. After that, everyone. else will no longer be a host Mhm. and. be eliminated and we will find four new. hosts. REALLY? WHO WILL IT BE? WHO WILL WIN THE OUTLAW. PODCAST? NO.
WAIT, YOU GUYS SHOULD vote now who you. think is going to win. Like, who do you. think is going to be the lone survivor. at the end? Yeah, everybody comment down below who. is going to be the last one. talk about what they get IF THEY WIN? OH. YEAH, IF YOU WIN, YOU GET TO SPRAY EVERYONE WITH THE FIRE. EXTINGUISHER. WHAT? NO. WHY DO WE ALWAYS DO THIS? YEAH. SO, I don't chill. You're about to spray it. on me. rather like get some money or something. out of this. Like, a fire extinguisher? No. So, uh four people are going to get. sprayed with this and uh one person gets. to spray them. I'm sick of this. That.
stuff is getting in my nose and I've. been pulling chunks out OF MY NOSE. NOT. TRUE. Not true. It's a lie. It's true. You didn't clean my nose. I. did. You never GOT SPRAYED WITH IT. NO, BUT IT'S THE RESIDUAL I'M PRETTY. SURE YOU GOT SPRAYED. STRAIGHT IN THE FACE WITH IT. YES. YEAH, I GOT SPRAYED. AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO SLEEP with. Maverick and I hear him at night he's. like. OKAY, LET'S JUST SAY WE JUST VOTE KINSEY. OFF FIRST. NO, I'm sorry. I'm probably going to get voted off. first anyways, but it's fine.
That is so pick me. All right, guys. I'm. not going to lie. We only have like 9. minutes or so left. Okay, so everybody I. said we start like this. EVERYONE GO. AROUND AND SAY WHY THEY SHOULD be stay. on for the rest of the episode. Wait, I'm going to officially set a. timer for 8 minutes here. Go. It's. supposed to be 10 minutes each time, but. All right, everybody say why we should. not vote you off. Maverick, go. Go. Okay. First off, we all know I'm not. winning this. Okay, I'm getting voted. off. So, I'm willing to team up with. someone to at least try to make it to. further rounds. Team. Team.
Wait. Us three? Oh, what? Yeah. I'll see I saw a hand go up. I'LL. TEAM WITH EVERYONE. I'M READY TO TEAM UP. WITH ALL OF Y'ALL. MY THING IS I JUST. LIKE TO NOT BE THE first one out and so. I would gladly team up with anybody. Okay? Go ahead. Your your turn. Oh, I've. been on this podcast for longer than I. can say. Almost longer than you've been alive. Almost longer than I've been alive. What. are you doing, Cash? Like. mid episode, you're opening up a. lunchable. It's hard for her speech. right now. It's my It's my speech. That's it. You're getting voted off first for that.
WHAT? SHOW A LITTLE BIT OF RESPECT TO. THE other players. All right, well. anyways, I think I shouldn't be voted. off because I personally. was, you know, I was the. have a reason? No, I don't. WHICH KINSEY STRAIGHT BECAUSE YOU'RE. OVER THERE CRUNCHING and curling and. stuff. I DON'T THINK I SHOULD be voted. off first because I have um a really. good. I know exactly who's going first. Yeah, same. This is really annoying. What? Like, you're just like All right, you.
can plead your case now. You're just. distracting everybody. Hey, if you did get voted off, I would carry. on your legacy if you know what I'm. saying. I feel it. That's disgusting. You want to vote me. off. because I'm eating food. I need to. survive. Hello. Okay, Cash, it's your turn. Plead. your case. Okay. My case is all y'all ate before me. I. haven't ate today. I HAVEN'T EITHER. YEAH. YOU WANT a. lunchable? No. Oh. Um.
That's why I'm eating. Okay? Everybody. else got to eat food today. I haven't. got to eat. Sounds like a personal. problem. I ate in between episodes, so. like you could have done the same. All right. And y'all should keep me on. the episode because. um. If we kick you off, you can go eat. Ooh. Tempting, but no. I don't really know why I should be. here, but I feel like I should be. Kate, your turn. Mhm.
Um I'm kind of like in the same. situation as Mav. I'm like I'm probably. uh I don't think I'm going to win this. OH MY GOSH. Y'ALL NEED TO STOP BEING. PICK ME. SHE'S TRYING TO PLAY THE VICTIM. KINSEY AKA MAV ALL SAID, "I know I'm not. going to win, but. goodness. No, no. They're trying to. steal my card. I played the card first. Okay? So, you admit you were just using. it as a manipulation tactic? To get through the first round, yes. But again, I mean in all seriousness, we. all know I'm not winning. Listen. Okay, you want a real reason? I.
feel like I'm the brains of this show. Oh, you should win any round besides. that. I feel like. I feel like I kind of Last ep There was. a couple episodes ago you were saying PS. stands for please stop. The brains of the episode, you said. Yeah, brainy. You're the brainy one. You're the brainy one. I just am at a higher intellectual level. than most. Okay, I'm voting you off. Really? No. So, she's just making fun of. us. You're just CALLING US ALL STUPID. WOW. NO, I'M ONLY JOKING. HEY, THANKS.
FOR INSULTING OUR INTELLIGENCE. WHAT? NO, I was kidding. I just feel like I'm. a good I I literally I take it back. Like, look, I'm giving y'all good laughs. right now. Like, I contribute a lot. You do. Okay, Kinsey, why should we not. vote you off? Well, because I feel like. and I know. I will get voted off first. Oh my gosh, you But no, here here's the REASON I. SHOULDN'T. IT'S CUZ THAT WILL ACTUALLY PROBABLY. make me very sad. Really? No, listen. Because then it'll just confirm the.
thoughts in my head that oh, if anybody. had to go, it would probably be Kinsey. WOW. ALSO, THAT'S CONVINCING. THAT WAS. CONVINCING. NO, BUT I'M SAYING IF WE LET. YOU STAY, THEN IT'S ALMOST like we're. letting the the sheep stay and trying to. get the lions out first. Is that How does that make you feel? What? Why did you vote me? As in I'm not a threat, so I can stay? Hey, get get the fire extinguisher. saying that. You said that. No, okay. Well, that is not my tactic. My tactic is simply that my feelings. will be hurt, so please don't hurt my.
feelings. I would be pretty hurt Wow. We. got 3 and 1/2 minutes left. Talk to. Susan's all around. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. SAY WHO YOU'RE THINKING TO VOTE. MAVERICK, YOU START. NO, SHE'S FAST. OKAY, OKAY, READY? KATE. KATE. KATE. OH, NO. AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I SAID THAT. HEY, I FELT LIKE I JUST HAD TO KEEP IT. GOING. ME, TOO. AW. OKAY, KATE, you have 3 minutes. GO. AHEAD AND CHANGE MY MIND. I SWITCHED I SWITCHED MY THING TO. KINSEY. WHAT? SHE WHAT? SHE DIDN'T EVEN OKAY. I got you, babe. Mhm. Kate, change my.
mind. Well, see, I think there is no. changing Maverick's mind because I think. I think we all know that like. Wait, Kate, who are you thinking? Um. You just got to say it. Hey, Kate. Kinsey, it's okay. No. WAIT. SHUT UP. KATE, JUST SAY A. NAME. CASH. WHAT. I I SWITCHED TO CASH. I. I COULDN'T DO IT. YOU BETTER NOT EVER. SAY MY NAME. NO. WAIT. WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. I. SWITCHED MY THING TO BACK TO KATE. KATE, STOP. YOU SHOULD GET OFF THE EPISODE. HEY. HEY. HEY. I'M WITH YOU. AND BY THE WAY,
KATE, I Wait, did you say you're voting. for Cash? No. Oh, okay. Cuz I thought you were going. to vote for me because I broke one of. your bowls this morning OR WHATEVER THAT. THING WAS. THAT ACTUALLY. YEAH, I thought what I. DID WAS DID YOU HEAR ME try to stand up. for your vacuum cleaner? What the No, but I heard something shatter and I. heard my little witty bitty teeny tiny. vacuum cleaner being used and I was like. It's fine. up for it, Kate. I promise. was it? Was it just one of the white. bowls? NO, IT WAS. A STORAGE AWAY. GUYS, THE BOWL DOESN'T MATTER. KINSEY, who are you voting right now? Cash is.
distracting me. I have 2 minutes left. Wait, shouldn't there be a nominous? It. will be. It will be anonymous. We might. all be lying on who we're voting. Yeah. It's like white and has little. black painting on it and it was by the. first. describing the bowl? Mhm. It was like the spare forks. Hey. Yo. They just whispered. What? Hey. We're not whispering. Maverick, we. talked about this. I'm pretty salty about my bowl. Kinsey, since she has found out about this, has. tried to be like, "Maverick, please. You. can't Like, we have to be a team. You. can't vote me, right?". Yeah, she tried to make me PINKY PROMISE.
DOWN THERE. SHE'S BEEN PLAYING GAMES THIS WHOLE DAY. NO. NO. CASH IS PLAYING GAMES WITH ME. and so I just pinky promised him, SO YOU. BETTER NOT TAKE THAT BACK. THAT'S FOUL. I KNEW. YOU. I CAN WATCH THIS RECORDING. SO, going on behind the scenes. THIS. MY PINKY PROMISE still stands. Okay. I'm. actually in shock that the majority of. people want ME OFF FIRST. BUT I. DON'T GENUINELY NOT CONTRIBUTE ANYTHING.
TO YOU GUYS. WOW. THAT REALLY JUST FEEL. BAD THAT somebody has to be first. THAT. IS. THE FIRST PERSON. LIKE, IT MAKES ME SAD looking at any of. y'all. And being like. And being LIKE OKAY, THEY GOT TO GO. FIRST. APPARENTLY NOT CUZ Y'ALL ALL SAID. MY NAME SO EASY. I DIDN'T. I JUST WENT. WITH THE CROWD. I WAS A CROWD FOLLOWER. NO, I MEAN so serious. Why? Why me, Maverick? Okay. Well, You shattered ONE OF MY BOWLS. THIS MORNING. YES, BUT YOU I JUST YOU. were going to vote me. I already knew. you were GOING TO. I WASN'T. I REALLY WASN'T. I'M YOUR. BIGGEST.
I'M YOUR BIGGEST OPP. WITH EVERYTHING IN. ME, I SAID. MAVERICK WOULD ASSUME I'M GOING TO VOTE. HIM, BUT NEVER let them I said you were. going TO VOTE ME. HERE'S WHY I VOTED HERE'S WHY I VOTED. YOU. YOU'RE FOLLOWING THE CROWD JUST. LIKE YOU DID. NO. YOUR ENTIRE SPEECH WAS. ABOUT how we're stupid AND THAT'S WHY I. DECIDED TO VOTE YOU. I SAID I WAS JOKING. I said I was joking. Your your speech. just was bad. You said all y'all are. stupid and I'm smarter. That's why I. VOTED YOU. 20 SECONDS TILL EVERYONE HAS. TO SHUT UP. ME? BECAUSE I WENT WITH THE CROWD. OH. WOW. NO, ONE JUST ASSUMED. MY VOTE IS.
WE HAVE 15 SECONDS. RIGHT NOW IT'S GOING. TO DECIDE WHO'S honest and who's liars. So, if you guys are all lying right now, you lose trust in everybody. That is. true. All right, SO THIS VOTE MEANS a. lot. Yo guys, I know you're probably. wondering what is Maverick doing. interrupting this episode in the middle. of a hotel room. Well, let me tell you. Maverick forgot that this episode is. sponsored by BetterHelp. That's right. With that said, as we enter this month. of gratitude, I want to take a moment to. express my appreciation for those people. in our lives, whether it's a friend, a. family member, or even your therapist. It's so important to acknowledge the.
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don't vote for who you're going to say, then you're. you might you might get like. Oh, that's the timer. Oh my gosh. Wait, who's going to read this? Uh. Okay. I feel like we're going to a funeral. Okay, yeah, YOU CAN TALK LIKE THAT, BUT. you can't talk like Oh. Okay, Maverick. Nobody Nobody look at what he's writing. Nobody try to. to read them? He's going to show it to. the camera. Nobody look at what he's. writing though. Nobody Dude, I don't. know what to do. I don't know. I'm.
between two people. done, you got to like They're not going. to be me. Nobody look. Don't vote me. Not going to look. If y'all vote me, that's just messed up. I'm between like three people right now. Maybe like four. Wait, can I talk like that? Yeah. Wait, no, you can't hear you. You can. talk. You can't hear you very well though. You. don't have a mic. got you. Yeah, we can hear you, Mav. What do you. want to say? I want to say I'm sorry, Kate. You said what? I said I'm sorry. You've been writing for a while. said I'm sorry, Kate. Mav, just a name.
Is it bleeding onto the column? No idea. Maverick, just a name. That's crazy. see what he wrote. I can't either. I was. trying to see if I know, I thought it. would bleed through, but you can't. guys. I'm so stressed out. Harper. Step up to the little pink chair. Okay. Oh. Wow. You can do it, Harper. Okay. Okay. Oh, this is I got TO VOTE FOR YOU. IMAGINE ACTUALLY playing an actual. Survivor. I don't Wait, DON'T LET ME SEE. WHAT YOU'RE PLAYING FOR A million.
dollars. For days you've been out there trying to. social work everything. Earning people's trust. Man, I would. love to play with you guys. been playing Survivor for like a year. and a half and apparently I have not. done a very good job. at socializing and earning trust. Okay. I'm anxious to see who's going to screw. who over here. Wait, you guys show the. camera. Okay. Okay. This is shady. This is going to tear. friendships apart. Like relationships are being ruined. today. You did not VOTE FOR WHO YOU. SAID, DID YOU? I KNOW SHE DIDN'T VOTE.
FOR WHO SHE SAID. THERE'S DID YOU? OH, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. OH, I'M SO EXCITED TO READ these things. I'm scared. What if people all vote me? Harper, I think you were like the most. protected right now, actually. I think. so. That's when it gets flipped on you. and it's crazy and everyone votes you. and you didn't even expect it. Wait, what if it's even? Uh Shouldn't someone. have immunity? We don't have enough people, I don't. think. Immunity. Wait, what if what if. it's even? Like what if two people get.
two votes and one person gets one? What. do those two people do? Then it's a it's a a revote for just. those two people. They don't get to vote. this time. Oh. I don't know if I'm allowed to do what I. just did, but I did it. Did you vote for two? I just did what I. did. Did you put everyone's name on. there? Was it a What? It has to be a legal vote. Is it a legal. vote, Alex? Was my vote legal? If not, I can rewrite. it. yeah. I'm going with the first one. Okay. The You wrote two names down?
No. Cash. Oh, I. That's illegal. I couldn't decide. What No, you only get one person. Fine, go with the first one. Okay. Okay. Oh, we all know who she's writing. Maverick. That Yeah, Maverick's being. wrote right on that thing. What if it's you? What if it's you? You. Wait, I want to change my answer. Can I. change my answer? GO WITH THE SECOND. OKAY, JUST GO WITH. THE SECOND ONE. YOU ALREADY SAID GO WITH THE FIRST, whoever the first is. No, you want the second.
Out of everyone, Mav, you want the. second. Oh, you're a liar. Go. Yeah. Okay, uh go with my second answer, guys. My second one. first though. YOU GOT YOU GOT TO lock in whatever. you're doing. Okay, I'm locking in my. second one. Okay, it's That IS LIKE A. FORM OF CHEATING. The fact that you have. two on there and you get to pick later. on which you want. Hey, nobody gave me a rulebook. No, he's. going with the first one. No, uh trust me, you want the. MAYBE WE SHOULD GO WITH THE SECOND. You. got me first? No, but just trust.
isn't it? I'm the one voted off. Oh, no. It's four votes for me. can't leave. MAVERICK CAN'T LEAVE. MAV, I NEED YOU HERE. IT CAN'T BE ME AND. THREE GIRLS. VOTES FOR ME, ISN'T IT? ONE OF THE GIRLS HAVE TO GO JUST FOR THE. RATIO. ALL THE GIRLS VOTED FOR ME. I already. know what happened. Except Kinsey, you. wouldn't vote for me. I di- I didn't vote for you. You. wouldn't vote for me. Oh, no, this is. not good. your pants. They look very cute on you. Thanks. I bought them with the money I. won. Okay, yeah. Yeah. So. You can buy some more after this.
If you don't vote me. I feel like. This is hurting me. I'm sorry. I'm nervous. Hurting you? Wait, why is it hurting. you? Wait. Because I don't want to hurt people. Oh, you got to show it. Oh. I know, I know. But you're not going to hurt me, right? It's going to You won't won't hurt. people's feelings. Oh gosh. I love this game. Who did Who did WE. VOTE. IT TWICE OR ONCE. I FOLDED it up so it. wouldn't unfold. matter. It doesn't matter. All right. Who's going to read them? I'LL READ. I'LL READ. NO, I'LL READ. NO, I'LL READ.
NO, SHOULD WE HAVE ALEX OR MICHAEL OR. BRANDON READ THEM? ONE BY ONE BY ONE. NO, NO, NO, BECAUSE. THEN YOU GUYS actually know who voted. for who. You guys know who voted for. who. YEAH. NO, GOSH. OKAY, FINE. LET HIM READ. LET HIM READ. IT'LL BE NO. OKAY, WE'LL ALL GO AROUND. NO, CUZ you can see the handwriting. What? You can see the handwriting. Cash isn't going to play that deep. I. don't know people's handwriting. give me it. Look, I'll open one, Harper. opens one. I'll open one, Harper opens. one. Okay, and no saying like I think. this person wrote that one. up. Just read the names.
Yeah, Harper. If you know then you think. you know, but don't tell everybody. Y'all hear me? this is IT SAYS CASH. WHAT THE SEE, MAV, WHAT THE HOLD. WHOA. WHOA. THAT'S ONE VOTE FOR CASH. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. THAT MEANS I MIGHT BE SAFE. I'M SO. SORRY. SHOW EVERYBODY the Oh, god, the. handwriting. Okay, okay, okay. Don't show everybody. She's got to show She's got to show the. camera what it says. Okay, show the camera, but don't show. everybody else. Okay, one vote for Kate. Uh. Okay.
I want to open this one. It's a tie. Oh, no. One vote for Kate. Oh my goodness. Look Oh, two votes for. Kate. This is Kate, I'm so sorry. I'm so. sorry. serious. I did not vote you. That's. actually so sad. goodness. Two votes for Kate, one vote. for Cash. What is this vote? ONE VOTE FOR MAV. OH. THAT MEANS AT BEST WE'RE GOING TO TIE. with Kate. Wait, let me see that one. It would have said Mav. One vote for me. One vote for Cash and two votes for. Kate. There's only one left. You got to.
go with the second one on this one. Wait, THERE SHOULD BE TWO LEFT. YOU ALREADY LOGGED IN THE SECOND. I. DIDN'T OPEN THAT ONE. THERE SHOULD BE. TWO LEFT. SO, what do you want to go with? No, let's see it. Let's I FEEL LIKE THE BLUE. CASH. YOU DIDN'T OPEN THAT ONE. WHAT one do you want to go with? He said. the second one. I want to go with the. second. Yeah, that's what he said. You're voted. out. No, I can read it. The second one would. be you. What was the first one? Me. It said Mav. Mav and Harper. I couldn't.
decide. I just Y'all were just the last. two I looked at before I grabbed the pen. and I was like, Mav and Harper. But I. didn't understand the rules now. You're. left next time. I I understand the rules. now, only one person. Okay. Who Who lost? Kate lost. Two votes for. Kate. Who voted for Kate? WAIT, NO, I. GOT TWO VOTES, TOO. NO, I got one. That was only four votes. No, that was five. five. Kate has two, I got one, Cash got. one, and Harper got one. Yeah, me, Mav, Harper, two for Kate. Uh. Wow. Kate, I didn't vote for you. Who voted. for me? I know Mav did.
No, no, we're not saying anything. No, you can say it. One. Listen, Kate I. voted for Mav. Kate I voted for myself. WAIT, I CAN FIGURE IT OUT. I CAN FIGURE. IT OUT. OH MY GOSH, I'M SUCH A GENIUS. LISTEN, obviously we all know I voted. for Harper, okay? Yeah. We all know Kate. didn't vote for herself, so she voted. for Maverick. Mm. Or me. She voted for Mav or me. And now. Or Cash, yeah. I don't think Kinsey. voted for me. I don't know. Or Kate. That's a stone-cold face. looking at you, Mav. I think I think you. voted for Kate. ALL RIGHT, WELL UH WAIT, NO, you didn't.
It's time. All right, Kate. There's no shot. How am. I the first to go? I'm actually so. sorry. you here with tape over your mouth if. you want. I feel bad. I didn't vote for you, babe. I didn't. Should she leave or just tape. over the mouth? What I did in the last year and a half. to deserve to be the first person off? You're done. No one deserves it, Kate. get to talk keep talking. You're off. Yeah, you got to go. No, I don't think I. will. Okay, then I'm someone's we're. going to move you. No. No, I don't think. you will. You're going to. No, but I don't THINK YOU WILL.
STOP. OH GOSH, I WOULD NEVER WANT TO TICKLE. HER. ALL RIGHT, KATE. YOU GOT IT. Don't. be a sore loser, KATE. FINE. YOU KNOW. WHAT? IT'S FINE BECAUSE ACTUALLY I. LITERALLY DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO BE HERE. SO I'm actually going to go. Well, you Kate, you get to stay around. and you get to vote again. No, I don't. Yes, you do get to vote. WHEN THERE'S. TWO PEOPLE BUT JUST GO LEFT. WE GOT TO. MOVE ON TO THE NEXT ROUNDS. When there's two people left, we'll get. to vote on who stay who wins. The losers. do. All right, thanks for playing. Okay. Thanks for Man, That was so sad. That was so sad.
OH. I'M SO SAD. I'M SO MAD. OH, THAT IS SO SAD. I DON'T like this. game is going to tear apart our family. Everything. Oh, but it's so fun, TOO. OH, LET'S PLAY AGAIN. OKAY. ALL RIGHT, PLAY UNFORTUNATELY, I THINK that was the. only friendly round. I think everyone's. going to lie and be mean and pass Okay, Kenzie, you should start. No, Harper. starts. Anything you No, cuz I went Oh, yeah. Harper, anything you want to say. for the next round here? Um I don't. think I should be voted out because I am.
the face of the Sibling Podcast. That's a good reason. That is a good. reason. Good reason. You said that before. Yeah, I did. And now it's biting me in the. butt. Yeah, so anyways, I I don't think. I should be voted off because I um you. know, I come up with most of the. thumbnail ideas. You do. Yeah, that's true. That's true. I uh work my butt off every day. And I I don't know. It's just this whole. podcast surrounds around the Queen Bee. It does. Okay, I don't think you. understand the point of the game. You're. supposed to make us like you. Anyways,
and all that said, all of y'all ARE SO. PRETTY. EXCEPT for them. but yeah, just don't vote me. Did you not see the last person who took. the strat that said, "I'm just smarter. than all you guys." And now she's gone. Uh no, what is doing at the end here? No, I set a timer 8 minutes right now. Okay, so now yeah, just don't vote me. off. I just don't think it's it's smart. to vote me off. Um okay, y'all should. have vote me off because I'm the guy. reading the names. And me. And you. So. we should probably stay. Um just you. know, cuz we're the name readers. Um and also symmetrically, you know, me.
and Harper are the closest like the. middle of the by the TV over. Yeah, but you know, it we're just the. closest to the TV. So like think about. it. If it was Mav and Kenzie left, they're just like so spread out. You. should scoot in. You should take Kate's seat. No, take her seat. She's gone. Wow, Kenzie really just took your seat like. that. I'm sorry. Um so yeah, that's why. I think I should I should stay in. And I. feel like I should stay in because. um it's cold up here and I'm I wore the. proper clothing. And you guys didn't.
So you guys probably want to Um I did. hear a single reason to vote. not vote you, honestly. Wow. Kenzie? It's my turn to plead my case. Yeah. Okay, well, I'll start with Maverick. Mhm. We talked about this. So you don't. want me to vote you. Uh so you're you're. not going to vote me. I can watch the. cameras back and I'll be sad. And we talked about this. Wait, what's happened? So I can't vote. for you. No, you can't. y'all talk to everyone else though?
Huh? What about everybody else? Did they. get to vote you? going to make the rounds, but I just. wanted to stare you in the eyes and let. you know. Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Wait, what did y'all talk about? It's just not anyone's business. What? THAT'S ACTUALLY EVERYONE'S BUSINESS. RIGHT NOW. AND AND CASH, we had a pact. Yeah, Harper, my pinky is still. standing. Okay. So And Harper, you provide so much value. to this podcast and it would not be as. funny without you. Okay, so who would you VOTE FOR THEN? I WON'T. STOP GLAZING EVERYONE, KENZIE. WE need. to hear who you'd vote FOR. SO I'M I'M.
NOT GOING TO VOTE FOR HARPER. So. therefore, you shouldn't vote for me. voting for me? THAT'S NOT THE POINT OF THIS. THE POINT. IS THE POINT IS WE WANT TO KNOW WHO. YOU'RE VOTING FOR AND WHY. WELL, the. point is I I just cannot disclose THAT. INFORMATION. MY PINKY IS STILL STANDING. I DON'T SEE your pinky standing. My. pinky is not standing AND IT'S CURLED. BECAUSE OF THE. WE DID A PINKY PROMISE, BUT YOU'RE my. husband, so I'm not going to vote for. you. So you're voting for So who are you. voting for? Yourself? I cannot say IT OUT LOUD. YOU HAVE TO. SAY. SO YOU'RE A LIAR THEN. WHO ARE YOU.
MAV, MAV, WHY SHOULD WE NOT VOTE FOR. YOU? WELL, first of all, I want everyone to. know that if I ever told anyone I. wouldn't vote for them, I'M A LIAR. MAVERICK. AND I might will. Wow. Okay? I might vote for y'all. That is. crazy. So right now, y'all better really give. me good reasons not to vote for you. Everything that had been said. me because we are the blue couch. We. stick together. I understand that. Okay? So I would I don't want to vote. for you. I know. You shouldn't vote for. me because.
Cash, you're my brother and you're my. wife. I don't want to vote for you guys. Okay, Mav. Okay. Now So vote ME. JUST GOING TO GO AROUND. SO KENZIE, EVERYBODY just say the name. Don't think. about it. Who you voting for? Myself. Harper. Wait, no, you can't say yourself. No, you cheated. Um. No, she can say herself. You can vote. for yourself. Yeah, I am. Fine. All right, myself. What? Myself? Harper. Where I said WITH THE BLUE COUCH WE. SHOULD stick together. Yes. All right,
I'm voting, man. Go. I'm sorry I have to. do this, Harper. No. Wait, Harper goes first. Kenzie, if you vote me, I'm not. Don't you vote me. It's us till the end. Okay. Okay. If you vote for me, I'm going to. actually be sad. I'm not going to vote. for you. And we talked about it. Harper. No. All right, guys. Wait, why am I starting? I go first. Yeah, she's supposed to go. first. Oh, well, I'll just start since. I'm up here.
Okay. Nobody look. I feel like everybody's. going to be peeking. Nobody's looking. Look off in the. distance. I'm sorry, Kate. So sad. Kate, I'll give you your seat. back. No, I'm literally I'm going to. pull you out there. Did you just write my name? I'm just. keeping it warm. Did you just write my name? You can see it straight though. Yeah, nobody look at the back. Did you write. my name? Whose name did you write? He wrote my name. Okay, on the yellow.
ones, make sure y'all make sure y'all. cover up the back when you show it. Yeah, cuz you wouldn't see it. Okay. All right, my turn I guess or Kenzie? Okay. So since I'm pretty confident he. wrote my name, I am fully not voting. you, Harper. I am fully down to vote. Cash today. No, I I didn't vote you. And he's over. WE DIDN'T TALK ABOUT THIS. YOU JUST YOU. KNOW, I I'm done. Okay, fine. Okay, fine. Fine then. Uh this is. This is so nerve-wracking. Oh, we're all. voting for you, bud. Me? Why the drama? What did I do?
What flavor is that? Oh, it's Ice Pop. We're not sponsored though. Oh. Yeah. I reached out to Prime. I was like, "Y'all want to sponsor us?" They said, "No, but we'll send you a free Ice Pop.". No. Uh Harper, don't write my name, please. What's that purple mark on your hand? After all we've been through. What. purple mark? On the back of your hand. Oh, I I went to the All Stars walk this. morning and I painted little kids'. faces. Don't look. If you voted me, I'm going to be so mad. Mav, stop looking so hard. I see Mav's.
eyeballs. Yeah, I want I'm going to do. everything I can. I need to see. It's called advantages. All right, we got to speed this up, guys. Why? We're on a podcast. Come on. We didn't have to vote yet. We still. have time, by the way. No, we need to speed this up. I hate. this. I hate this. Yellow, right? Yeah. I don't like doing this. Mhm. I don't think we need to speed it up. Yeah, we need to speed it up cuz we need. we won't have time to talk about other. things, too. Okay.
What other things do we have to talk. about? really know. You guys got any things we. can talk about? I just can't believe I'm going to get. voted off second round. Hey, if it helps, I didn't vote for you. Who'd you guys. vote for? I'm not saying. Say it or I'm. going to vote one of y'all. Okay. You're Why are you pointing at me? No, he voted me. I didn't know you voted me. Which is really annoying. I can't. believe you voted me, bro. I didn't vote you, Mav. You're such a. liar. I didn't. Yeah, last time you said. that, too. it. He didn't.
like vote you. Yes, he did. No, I did not. He doesn't even know how. to spell her name. Wait, does Mav still. have to go? Yeah. Oh, this is taking. forever. What are you talking about? These are some SLOW WRITERS. JUST WRITE. A NAME. All right. Just quick, Mav. Oh, shoot. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm not. sure who to vote for. I got to vote over Kenzie. We can hear. you. I actually can't hear him. And then over Harper, I want to vote for. everybody, honestly. So I don't know. I think I'm getting voted out though, so. it doesn't really matter.
That was impressive cuz I could not hear. you. What's that? Could you hear me? Yes. Why are we on yellow? If you vote for. me, Maverick, the consequences. Now we got to vote for. Kenzie just to see her freak out, man. She's like just because she's like the. main one that doesn't want to be voted. So like you got to vote. I just No, I. don't care if y'all VOTE FOR ME. NOW SHE'S TRYING TO CHEAT. I'M GOING TO. GIVE y'all one last chance to tell me. who y'all voted for. I'm cool, calm, and. collected. We're not telling you. Mav, just go. Man. This is taking forever, man. I.
know, forever. Takes a while to write. How tall are you now, Harper? 5 ft. Oh, wow. How tall do you think I am? 5 ft. 11. Really? Got it. That's Kate. You're. 5 You're 6 ft 2. Oh, dang. You actually got it. Wait, is Kate 5 11? Yeah. No, no. Kate's. like 5 9. Oh, yeah. 5 9. Can you see it? Man, Mav really wanted that thing. covered up. What?
Yeah, he definitely Yeah, he was like he. was like, "You see it, guys?". All right. All righty. Let's go. Hey. Hey. I have the ball. Yeah. Okay, Kate. Come come. KATE. HUH? OH, OH SHE IS ANGRY. Is that true, Pru? Look at her coming up. here. You've been ON THE PODCAST FOR. LIKE 5 MINUTES. SHE COME UP WITH snacks. and No, it's a woogle. It's a woogle.
Kate. What is she doing? I don't even know. No, no, no. Let her. read them right there. Let her read them. right there with the with the mic. No, no, no, cuz then you can't see us. Oh, you need a mic. No, go sit over. there. Why can't she sit in the middle. and read them? Why wouldn't she sit there? No, yeah, just let her sit in the middle. Yes, you can. Just sit right there. You're going to be on the whole episode. I think you can be covered up for 2. seconds. Oh. You see, I you can't see me. Y'all on.
camera. SEE ME. OH, HIM. YOU'RE FINE, BRO. YOU GOT TO SIT UP. FINE. I DO HAVE A CHOICE OF WORDS for. everyone here. I've been thinking about my time off. this podcast. Yeah. And it's been really refreshing, actually. It's been great. I've been. having a great time not being on the. podcast. trying to get more camera time. Read the. questions. Fine. Fine. I like how Cash. is trying to sit up so he everyone can. see him. Can you guys see me back here?
Okay. Are we ready? Yes. Do I say the. names? Yes. Yes. Yeah, YOU JUST. KINSEY. OH. OH MY GOODNESS. AND THAT IS MOST. DEFINITELY MAVERICK'S HANDWRITING. WHAT? NO, I DIDN'T VOTE FOR YOU. SHE'S EVEN DOING accusations on who All. my life I didn't vote for you. ALL MY. LIFE. KINSEY. KINSEY, NO. YOU'RE SAFE. THAT'S ONLY TWO POSSIBLE. VOTES FOR YOU. YOU'RE SAFE. YOU BETTER. NOT HAVE VOTED FOR ME. I DIDN'T VOTE FOR. HARPER. THAT'S MINE. THAT'S MINE. THAT IS NOT MAVERICK'S.
HANDWRITING. VOTED FOR HER. That is not Maverick's. handwriting. Yes, that is. All capital letters, baby. Just set it down. Oh, no. Maverick. With the frowny face. OH, KINSEY'S GONE. You voted for me? No. BYE. YOU LIED. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I LIED? YOU ARE LIKE. PAPA. HUH? You didn't vote for yourself. Then who'd you vote for, Kinsey? And I. know you didn't vote for Harper. THEN. WHO'D YOU VOTE FOR? YOU CAN'T. WHO DID YOU VOTE FOR? I VOTED FOR. HARPER. THEREFORE, YOU VOTED FOR ME.
OH. HARPER, I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE VOTED FOR. YOU. WAIT, SO WHO VOTED FOR ME? ME. I VOTED CASH AS IS ON THE THINGS cuz me. and Kinsey were supposed to stick. together. All right, Kate. Kinsey, you. can get off now. I'm sorry. I didn't talk, but I'm sorry. Right now? You want me to get off right. now? Yeah, y'all can go. I feel like I. was adding so much value to the podcast. by sitting here. I was adding a lot of. value, actually. EVERYONE LOVES TO HEAR.
ALL RIGHTY. ALL RIGHTY. ALL RIGHTY. I'M. JUST GOING TO MOVE THIS. OKAY, and ladies, y'all can go. Hey, y'all can go. I CAN'T BELIEVE. HE VOTED FOR ME. WE DIDN'T I DIDN'T WANT. TO. BUT YOU DID. LISTEN. WE VOTED HIM OFF. Y'ALL CAN GO. WE VOTED HIM OFF. COME ON. I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO BE HERE. THAT BAD, HONESTLY. KINSEY.
Uh. Okay. NOW, CONSEQUENCES TO YOUR ACTIONS. LISTEN. I don't want to hear your. excuses. You have to backstab people. Wow, we really just voted the bean couch. off like that, GUYS. YEAH, THAT QUICK. AND I DIDN'T EVEN VOTE. ANY OF THE GIRLS. REALLY? NOPE. WOW. HEY, don't do that by yourselves. PROPS. FOR ALL OF US FOR being staying. Hey, guys, we did have some good teamwork. this far. Yeah. One of us is going to. go, though. Uh And uh. On the live show, I'll dub you up. Okay, you better dub me up at the live show.
Man. I don't even know like if we should. This is. I don't even honestly know if we should. really talk about who we're voting cuz. we all already know, don't we? Yeah, we have to know, right? Yeah. But you already know who you're. voting. Yeah. Who are you voting? Harper, you say who you're voting and. I'll say who I'm voting on three. No. One. We both know who we're voting. Okay. One, two, three. Harper. Oops. I mean Cash. Yeah, you really think that I'm going to.
You really think that I'm going to I'm. trying to No, I'm totally down to vote. Cash with you. Let's freak up the whole. plan. We can do Listen. You don't KNOW. IF I'M LYING. YOU DON'T KNOW IF I'M. LYING. HARPER, I'm voting Cash. I'm. voting Cash. They're never going to see. it coming. It's a great strategy. Like we could do. this ourselves. You're right. Why does. he get Why does HE GET A WIN? Why does HE GET A WIN? HE DOESN'T DESERVE IT. YEAH, you're. right. You're right. Yeah. Uh I deserve. Yeah. Also Yeah, yeah. That that makes.
sense. Nothing. This is supposed to be a group. conversation, guys. Group combos. I don't know who to choose then cuz. there's either. it's either Okay, I say we all vote. ourselves. Let's just all vote ourselves. Really? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, let's All right, let's. do that. I don't think we even need 10. minutes. Let's just go ahead. This can get so intense. My heart's kind. of racing. I didn't think I'd make it. this far, honestly. Me neither. SO MANY TIMES I THOUGHT EVERYONE was. going to look at me and be too scared.
I'd fart or something and all vote me. off. But here I am. I am very happy with. our decisions to vote off so far. I mean Kate. You got to be quiet. You're on the. episode. I didn't really even have to think about. our decisions to vote off. Now now it's actually getting tough, you. know? LIKE WE JUST VOTED OFF OUR WIVES. Like get out of here, man. The last. thing about the most what the most. funniest podcast would be. It's these three, right? No, no, no. Hey, we're we're the core hosts, right? Yeah. Except for one person.
Without somebody. What would it be like? You know, it. doesn't matter, guys. We don't need to. hurt anybody's feelings here. Um so. think we should vote me off cuz. we should have two genders on the. podcast. I'm not a gender. What? My beard does not grow ginger. Oh. my gosh. Well, we should have. at least a boy and a girl on the podcast. so it it equals out for our audience. Listen, I agree. We. got Mav. What? I had to say either way. I didn't mean to say that. It just came.
out. Wow. I'm totally down. Blue couch for life. The fans would be so happy to see blue. couch win. Exactly. Yeah, we have to win. Yeah. And. then whatever happens happens. No. Y'all. have to see. Whatever happens after that. happens. But But to see blue couch stand. Well everybody will be happy. Hashtag. blue couch must fall. No. Everybody loves the blue couch. It's. like kind of like an unwritten destiny. What are you doing? Blue couch is fire, guys. Yeah, not with. you over here. The blue couch will. stand. Yeah, not with you. You know what I'm saying? Nope.
So who are you going to vote off, THE. BLUE COUCH? YEAH, UH CUZ I MEAN AFTER ALL, it is a. sofa. Three people fit here. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So let's go get the chair. and the stool or whatever. Okay, but who. you voting? Myself. She said that last time. She's a liar. She's not going to do that. Wait, wait, guys. On the low, who did we all vote. last time? I totally voted Kinsey. Me, too. Who'd you vote? She voted me and she voted Harper. I can't believe that. Yeah, listen.
Listen. You voted me last time. This. time we switch that up. Okay. All right. And And even if the plan. doesn't. me every time? No. I think she has. I think Harper. wants the blue couch to fall. So I'm not. going to be on it. What the heck? The thing is maybe not this time because. I had to not vote the girls because I. have a such a good friendship with them, you know? So I can't do that. Right. Yeah. So now, stool, table. You want to vote.
right now? Yeah, I'm ready. feel like I could like go either way. I. know, same. You guys are both so good people, you. know? I don't want to do this to either. of you. Yo, everybody in the comments. do me a favor. Go follow us on Spotify. We're trying to become the number one. podcast in the world on Spotify. We. became number one in the UK and like. some other countries. Yeah. Yes, you guys should go follow us. on Spotify. and give us a five-star rating. We're. trying to be number one. So go follow us. on Spotify. We're dropping down to like. number 15 or something. Yeah, it's. really bad. No, but I SAW YESTERDAY.
ALSO, COMMENT DOWN BELOW who you think's. going to win right now. Oh, that's what. I was going to say. OH, WE'RE GOING. DOWN. Everyone Everyone comment what. list you would vote off. Comment down. below in what order you'd vote everyone. off. And comment who you think's going. to win. Cuz I'm feeling pretty good. Okay. Shall we vote? great. All right, yeah, let's vote. Okay. Listen, here's what we need to be. thinking about right now. After this. round, the losers vote. So. whoever two vote off is about to vote. against you. You know what I'm saying? So who do you think you have a better.
chance running against Cash or running. against me? Wait, describe it better cuz we didn't. understand. Okay. So after this round, there's two. people left. Obviously, they can't vote. for each other. So all the losers are. going to come back and vote on who they. think should win. Okay? Now. if you think I've made all the losers. more mad then that means. it's an easy win for you if it's just me. and you left. But if you think they're. all going to vote for Cash to win. then you should probably vote him off. right now. I think all the women are. voting for Mav to lose. So that's a good. reason for me to stay.
That's a good reason for me to stay. If I vote for Cash You wouldn't want to. vote me off then. The plan will still work with you even. if I vote for Cash. Oh, of course. Yeah. Listen, everything is fine. I just think. I would need to stay because if it's you. and Harper, Cash. you know, they're probably going to vote. for Harper. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Listen. They're going to vote Harper to win. The girls are voting Harper to win.
I'll go first. You might be right. Yes. Wait, hold up. No, Harper. He might be. right. If we don't vote you out, the. girls are going to come in and vote you. to win. Yeah, because you voted for me. every time and we voted them off. Y'all. can't vote me off. Yeah, but then the. girls are going to vote you to win. No, they're not. Yes, they are. I No, they're not. Look at them over there. They They know. they're going to vote you to win. No. She's a liar. I VOTED HER OFF. SHE HAS. NO SHE'S NOT voting for me.
Kenzie says she's voting for Mav. Yeah, she's going to vote me to lose. Okay, well, I guess we'll just have to. see where IT GOES. I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME. OKAY. WE'LL JUST have to see where it. goes. I think we got it. We got to vote. Somebody step up and vote. Okay. I'll do. it. All right, you got it, Harper. Ow. All right. Wow, looking at all the. past fallen names. Man. Wait, blue? Blue, I guess. You can't look. Um. Yeah, blue.
Stop whispering. What? And go ahead and write your name. Good. playing telephone. No drama over here. You look suspicious over there, Harper. Harper. Who you voted for determines if you win. right now.
You know that? This is so scary. Stop. Can you see it? Oh my gosh, I don't like this game. Wait. All right, Mav, you go. Who did you vote for, Harper? You'll have to see. Was it me or Mav? Just tell me if it was. me or not. That's all I need to know.
Man. You guys were great to play against. What the Guys, it was fun. It was fun to. play this game. shigma? But uh. He's going to write my name in all caps. Mav takes 10 years to write a name. This. is crazy. Yeah, no, he's writing my. name. Like I I know it hasn't been very long. yet, but I remember last time he wrote a. name it took forever. So, maybe y'all.
want to skip forward 30 seconds. Oh my gosh. Harper, come on. HE'S WRITING MY NAME. How do you know? I'm not. How do you know? Cuz it took. longer. Cash is four letters, Harper is. six letters. okay? Can you see it? Okay. I wish these papers would bleed through. so I could just see it. To the person I just voted, I am so sorry. But that was honestly my only option.
What? Oh, it wasn't. WHY WAS THAT SO. CINEMATIC, MAN? I feel like you're in a. movie. All right. Your turn. I'm going to go vote someone. Guys, the brothers are like. I've known you since you were born. And I've known you since I made you. relevant. Uh-huh. I taught you how to pee standing. up. Okay, so Harper's still not playing the.
game. I I don't think she knows how to. play the game still. Hm. Okay. I'm going to say something. into the mic. So, for everyone in the audience, there's only one reason I can vote this, and it's I'm playing the game for. myself, not for them. So, there is a very, very, very valid. reason of why I'm going to vote this. person. I'm going to explain it to you. We can hear you.
He's a horrible whisperer. What? We can HEAR YOU, TOO. I'M GOING TO WHISPER. WHAT? OH MY IF I VOTE IF I VOTE MAV OFF, THE. GIRLS ARE GOING TO COME IN HERE AND. THEY'RE GOING TO VOTE HARPER TO WIN. CUZ. THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO DO. BUT BUT IF I VOTE HARPER OFF NOW, THEN I. THINK the girls dislike Maverick right. now more than they dislike me. So, therefore, I win.
So, you're going to vote me. Yeah, because I think the girls LIKE YOU. BETTER. SO, UNFORTUNATELY, BECAUSE OF YOUR. FAVORITISM, you must go. Shut up. Don't even know. No, don't even write. the H. Don't write the A. Don't write. the R. Don't. Please. Please. It must be done. Is it Mav? For my own good. DID HE JUST VOTE ME? HE JUST VOTED ME, DIDN'T HE? I SAW THE CAMERA TURN TO ME.
THE CAMERA DID TURN RIGHT TO MAVERICK. BUT ALSO, we're on the same couch, so it. might have turned to me, though. No, SEE, IT'S ME AGAIN. OKAY. IF YOU VOTED ME, THAT was suicide. Y'all want me to just read the names? Uh. Yeah, just read Actually, no, let Kenzie. come read them. All right, Kenzie, come. read the names. Kate's coming back just for FUN OF IT. I HOPE THEY ALL SAY MAVERICK. WHAT the.
What? See, that's the type of energy why. I'm not going to win, but I can get a. solid second place. Kate's even miking. up. It's just like old times. VOTE BACK. YES. MAVERICK. YEAH. AW, MAN, MAV, I DIDN'T THAT REALLY SUCKS. FOR YOU. I don't know why Harper voted. for you. Did you vote me, Kate? No, I. didn't vote you. Wow. never. Wow. Are you ready? Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. No. Harper. Oh, oh, NEXT VOTE IS KATE. I'M WILLING IT. OH MY GOODNESS. OH MY GOODNESS. IT WILL BE MAVERICK. OKAY. LET'S SEE. OH MY GOODNESS. WHO IS IT going to be? It's not me. That's the good news, right? Kenzie, can. I say who I want it to be? Cash, you. know who it is. What do you mean? Oh, I. do? Yeah. Oh, one of y'all are gone. Bye.
You know we voted for probably each. other, probably not you. That's true. Harper. Hold on. I just have to I just have to. I'm going to go. Just take a second. Just breathe. Who wrote this, though? Cuz it's. actually decent handwriting. That'd be me, probably. Let me see. It's. good handwriting. Oh, that's me with the. angry face. I'm just going to I You. wrote that? Yeah. That does not look. like your handwriting. You should write. in all caps. it up sometimes, you know? I'm just I'm.
I'm going to go. Harper, there's nothing you could say. that would make them Just know that the. audience is going to be mad, and that's. all that matters. IF CASH AND MAVERICK. ARE HAPPY, who gives a crap? All that. matters IS THAT YOU GUYS ARE MAD THAT. THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. YEAH, BYE, GUYS. BYE. I THINK THIS IS. NOW WE'RE VOTING FOR THE TWO OF YOU. THIS IS SEXIST. YEAH, but y'all got to. go off so. He's been an evil villain this whole. time. No, I haven't. No. Okay. Harper, there's no need to rage. Harper, Harper. There's no need to rage. You played a really good game. And it. was a pleasure to play with you, okay?
No. Now, me and Cash are going to step off for a. second for y'all to talk All right. about who y'all are going to vote. Okay. Yeah, that's fair. You guys You guys all. talk. There's no need to rage, Harper. Okay, one of y'all can use the blue couch over. here if y'all want. All right. You guys. I know, I like it, too. So, actually, I feel really left out. Come. Hey.
No awkward silence. Guys, I think I already know who I'm. going to vote out. Who? Me, too. I'm probably going to vote out. Maverick. He's so rude. Well, What? I I can get behind that. I think. that when he starts to get a little bit. competitive, he starts to just like. naturally be.
Uh excuse me. Uh. There's a flight of stairs right here. I'm just going to. PICK HIM UP, KATE. OKAY. OKAY, ANYWAYS. HEY. What's up? I'm back. So, anyways, I can. agree that I do think that when Maverick. starts to get a little bit competitive, he starts being extremely rude, which is. a very big red flag. When Cash gets. competitive, he just gets loud.
It's a red flag, but I think being mean. is a little bit more of a red flag than. just being loud, you know? So, I can back that. Who are you voting for? I will also be voting for Maverick. because that rude husband of mine voted. for me. Well, you never I honestly, there's two things. There's two. different things between them. Cash is. super loud, Maverick gets super mad. Yeah. So, y'all will have to see who I vote. I. don't know. And I also. I'm going to expose myself a little bit.
I did. I think in the first round, you know, the only round I was. here for. I think everyone assumed that I voted. for Maverick because, you know, Mav and. I got a little bit of tension between us. at all times. Um and I can honestly wholeheartedly say. I did not vote for Maverick. I voted for. Cash because, you know, I I wanted to. start off on a good foot. Um and that. backfired for me. So, it is long overdue. What is Maverick doing? for my vote to be placed. So, I think we all know who I'm going. for.
I think also, just to back up all those. claims, depending on who we let. shoot us with that whatever that thing. is called, fire shooter. Cash might go a little crazy, okay? That's something that you need to keep. in mind when voting. You're right. In your hair, you know? But. You're actually so right. If we let Maverick shoot it, then you're. going to be hearing about it for the. next 3 weeks. Yeah. So. You got to pick. Do you want to get. super messy right now, but he won't care.
to talk about it after cuz he doesn't. hyper fixate on one scenario? Or do you want it to be maybe not as bad. but he's going to let you know about it. every day for at least a month? I won the survival game. Oh yeah, I'm. the best on the podcast. Yeah. Like I don't know. I I just can't. believe we got voted off. I think there's pros and cons to each of. them. Um and I think we really just have to. like go with your gut. I'm not sure. THERE ARE PROS.
CAN WE HELP YOU? SORRY. What are you doing? Uh I'm just. going to see if you guys are going to. VOTE ME. GET OFF. GO. OH, you almost broke the couch. Cash, this is not helping your case. Yeah, this is making you seem really. annoying. Sorry, guys. Yeah, I think. that there are things to think about. like situations like that or him just.
being annoying. Yeah, like I think they both have a. level of annoyingness that we just don't. appreciate. So I think it comes down to. who is the most annoying, who has been. the most annoying, and who will continue. to be the most annoying after this. It could be both. I think both is a good. fair option, but I think we also know. what needs to be done, so let's Are you. ready to vote? I'm ready to vote. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. We didn't really call y'all back in. here. We all did. Okay.
Um face. Okay. You dropped a green card. Did I? Right over there, by the paint. you dropped. All right, guys. This is going to be. 10 10 and 10 and 10 10 10 No. Wait. Okay, Kate's not athletic. No, no, that's good. No, just let them sit there so they have. the microphone. Okay. Yeah. What the? You weren't sitting. here. Yeah, I thought we were going to. sit together. Absolutely not. You are.
the enemy right now. All right, guys. This is going to be. very intense and you might have thought. I said we're about to be intense, but. no, I said it's going to be intense. Are. we going to show them before or should. we not? Should we just like read them. out after? Yeah, don't show us. No, no, no. No, no, like Like like like normal. Oh, do it like normal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't look at the things. Matt, who do. you think's going out? Um I think. I think me. I was pretty villainous this. whole episode. Yeah, I don't think people like you, man. I think there's a very low chance I stay. unless somebody just decides to to be. crazy. If somebody just decides to throw.
everything off, I'm down. I feel like. they don't like you this episode, but I. feel like overall they just don't like. me cuz like I get called annoying a lot. Just know no matter what. the plan could still happen with me. I. could be the best. Is this like. whoever's the ultimate LOL member? One of us is about to be the ultimate. One of us is about to be the champion. The champion some might say. Some might. would say. The best. The best of best. Ever. I'm still the best. Not only the number one podcast in the.
UK, but the number one podcast host in. the UK. I mean. Okay, guys, come on. Get it over with. So drama-y. Man I can see that y'all are trying to. like take this. life. I would never cheat. Y'all are. trying to be annoying. Never ever cheat. over here. Y'all are a little bit of. peakers. I would never cheat. That's okay. Listen. I didn't want to be. the bad guy I was this episode. Yeah. Oh. Guys, I don't know what you did to.
Kinsey, BUT THIS IS OUR FIRST VOTE. SHE. IS NOT HAPPY. I had to play my game and. you guys had to play yours. Wait, Matt, they're showing something. I outplayed. you guys and I think y'all deserve. game of life, we are supposed to be. partners. This isn't the game of life, sweetheart. You turned your back on me. Listen, I. think when you're looking at who played. the best game today, I played the best. game. No. Because I should have made it. I think. time will tell. I should be rewarded for playing the. best game. Okay, either way, are y'all. ready to hear the final. Do y'all look back and you're like, man, I wish I could have played like. Maverick. Can the winner get a lunchly?
Sure. I'd like that. Okay, are you guys. ready? Oh my god. Yeah. Yes. Wait, wait, face get y'all's mic closer. so they can really hear you. There you go. Man, Harper's mic is still creaking. For the first Wait, wait, wait, wait, restart. This is the last and final round. The. winner of this round will be crowned. a lunchly. The number one Wait, wait, wait, wait. I need to also know when you.
read those, is that you're voting who to. win or who to leave? Who to leave. Whoever when we say okay So whoever gets. more votes loses. Yeah, the name in. these bowls are the people is the person. we want gone. Okay. And whoever So. whoever has the most names after we read. is off. Okay. the podcast. Let's begin. For the first one Why do you read it so. dead? For the first one we have. We have. Kinsey. Like a bingo. I don't know, DO. IT HIGHER. MAVERICK. OKAY, SHOCKER.
OKAY. didn't expect you guys The next one's. hype, Kate. to give me some credit for. my gameplay. FOR number two votes This. is crazy. WE HAVE. CASH. OH. OH. WOW. This thing, man. Wow. This is it. So, don't say that. This is really bad. I hold here in my HAND. THAT IS BULL CRAP. THE LOSER. IT'S YOU. I'M SO HAPPY YOU GUYS WERE.
able to recognize game when YOU SAW IT. CRAP. I'M HAVING THE LAST SAY HERE. NOT NICE. CAN YOU SIT DOWN? Can you sit down? Bro, you should have played better. I I respect you guys for BEING THE FIRST. OKAY, THAT HAPPENED. MOM, WHAT? OKAY, I hold here. I just hope you know. I'm not going to I'm not going to get. mad if it's me. I won't get mad. The next card I read will be. the person that lost. So, the name I say. is not the winner.
also my card. I think it is, actually. So, are you guys ready to hear. your I'm going to freak out. Be cautious. name. PLEASE BE CAUTIOUS NAME. AND the. name on the card It's totally my name, isn't it? Oh, no. It's definitely my. name. MAVERICK. YEAH. WE ALL KNOW I PLAYED THE BEST GAME. TODAY. I got cheated. It is what it is. I'm flattered. Hey.
That's crazy. That's crazy. And I just want you to know that I wrote. Cash's name cuz I'm the best spouse in. this room AND I DIDN'T GO BACK ON OUR. WORD. WOW. WOW. WOW. OKAY. That's unfortunate for you. She still. didn't backstab you. Wow. That's kind of. crazy. Mav backstabbed her early early. in the game and she said I will not. backstab my husband back because I love. him so much. What did you guys think the. outcome of this game was going to be? Not that. Not that. I honestly thought you'd be. second ROUND PICK OFF. WHY? I REALLY was. confident that you were going to be like.
a second round pick. Yeah, you were. solid second round PICK OFF. CAN I JUST ASK A QUESTION? Who voted me first? Kinsey admitted to. it, so who else voted for me? Oh, I did. Your husband and me. No, I voted Harper first round. I voted Maverick all all five rounds. I. vote Maverick all five five rounds. So, it was Kinsey and Maverick voted me off. because I only had two Well, we're going. to watch the footage back and see WHO. VOTED FOR YOU. TALK FOR TODAY. Now since I'm the winner. you know. Do we have blindfolds?
No. We should blindfold each other. Now. that I'M THE WINNER, NOT ONLY DO I GET. another lunchly, but I GET TO FIRE. EXTERMINATOR ALL OF YOU. WHAT? WHY? Thank you, Maverick. No, that's not a valid. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All. right. I just like like none of us want. our hair to get dirty. Like we all. washed it yesterday. I know. It's a problem. It's a problem. YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HAVE TO SOLVE. OKAY, SO here's my question. Should we be. blindfolded? I feel like we should put the blindfolds. on so we can take them off No, no, no, no. Cuz I don't really want it in my. eyes.
No, we don't have enough blindfolds. It's okay, line up. No. Okay. This is. ridiculous. Like like this is like not a. good punishment at all. Who thought of. it? Yeah, I'd rather lick his feet. Well, I don't know if I'd rather do. that, Harper. So, actually I think we decided we're. just not going to. Yeah, we're just. going to sit here. Okay, what are y'all doing? Contributing. nothing because we don't want to be a. part of it. Contributing nothing. Oh, no, you're going to I think y'all should. spray each other.
Go back and forth. See who can spray. each other the most. That's a fun game. No, that's not the game we're playing. All right, ladies, come on. We got to. line up and take this like men. We're not men, though. Why would you say. that? Stand up. You got to take it like men. So, three women, please. I'm not a baby. I'm a man. Sorry, I can't hear very loud. here. Here we go. ALL RIGHTY. COME ON, GUYS. COME ON. I WON. COME I'M GETTING ON THE END OF. the line. Get right next to me. I don't want this. You're fine. Well, I.
want to be on the end of the line. so I can run away. Awesome. I actually Cash, be so for real. I'm not. doing this. No, y'all everyone's fine. You close. You ain't close, guys. Where's my hair clip? I'm not doing this without my hair clip. Kate, come on. Where's my hair clip? Oh, there's Kate's getting her hair. clip. Are we so serious right now? Actually Yeah. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. WOW. WOW, I I DID NOT.
THINK I WAS GOING TO BE THE ONE WITH. THIS THING, MAN. I DIDN'T THINK I'D BE. STANDING HERE. WHAT DO YOU. YEAH, YEAH, you're wearing clean. clothes. It's fine. WHAT DO YOU GUYS. HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF? NOT MUCH, except I did the best I could. You better not spray me. HARPER, I. PREFER YOU STAND a little bit close. Thank you very much. Um man. Look down THE SPOUT. OKAY, JUST TELL.
THAT'S WHY WE CAN CLOSE OUR EYES. Cash's. little thumb went up the spout. He's. going to pull it. You're going to get. sprayed with fire extinguisher. Okay. I'm so scared. Wow. You'll hear this? YOU. told Uh not yet. That was a joke. Okay, ready? Yes. Wait, everybody scoot scoot in. EVERYBODY SCOOT IN. OH, I'M. SO SCARED. ALL RIGHT, READY? THREE.
TWO. ONE. OH, THIS IS THE EMPTY ONE. HOLD ON. HOLD. ON. HOLD ON. OKAY, HERE WE GO. NO. I GOT THE FULL ONE. I WAS SO READY. OKAY, THIS ONE IS FULL. MAKE SURE YOU DON'T SPRAY ME. REMEMBER I HAVE a party tonight. OKAY, HERE WE GO. THIS ONE'S LOADED. THIS ONE'S LOADED. DON'T Y'ALL WORRY. THIS FEELS LIKE.
TERROR. THIS IS TERROR. THIS IS TERROR ACTIVITY. ALL I CAN SAY IS all I can say IS Y'ALL. SHOULD HAVE WON THE GAME. MAN, I HATE. this thing. Did y'all receive A FORTNITE. DANCE? OW, OKAY, FINE. YOU'RE GOING TO GET THE. WORST OF IT NOW. THREE. NO. TWO. NO. ONE. CLOSE YOUR EYES, HARPER. HARPER, I. HARPER MADE ME RESET THE COUNTDOWN. CLOSE YOUR EYES. HURRY UP. THREE.
TWO. ONE. YOU'RE OKAY. HERE YOU GO. HERE YOU GO. HERE GO. HERE YOU GO. YEAH, JUST TELL. WHAT? YOU'RE GOING TO HEAR IT. GO HERE. I. DIDN'T.
WANT TO DO IT. I DIDN'T WANT. TO DO IT. OKAY, GUYS. UM. so. that did not go very well. Katie's pretty upset about the fire. extinguisher. Um. Why? If you guys are still watching, we'll see you guys next time. She's. pretty mad about fire extinguisher. Everything is fine though.
She's a tough girl. She'll be okay. Bye-bye.
