Kate Get's A New Puppy!

I don't know why we're She comes on and. Oh my god. What is it? Oh my god. What. is it? Oh my god. Wait, what? Is this real life? Gosh, this isn't. real. It's a fake dog. No, but like why. do we have this dog? Yeah, it's fake. But why? >> hide it as a cake? You have no idea how. long I've had to keep this a secret. >> WHAT THE HECK? WAIT, WHY IS SHE SHAKING? WAIT, NO. This isn't my dog. Do you not. want it? No, but no. >> Oh my god. Can I pet it? Dude, I'm I'm I. feel like this is fake, Cash. What do. you mean? [laughter]. Wait, how am I going to take care of two.

dogs? Welcome back to an episode. Uh today. we're talking about Michelle Obama. Yes, that's right, folks. That is what we're. talking about right now and how Kate is. mad that she took her candy bars away. Yeah, school lunches used to be so good. and Harper, you didn't even get to. experience it. I mean, I can still buy. ice cream. Yeah, but like. No, I'm talking. We used to have fat. snacks. Yeah, just like.

>> all gone. Ripped away. >> Wait, is it not back now though? >> Wait, wasn't it that the child obesity. rate went up and that's why? >> Yeah, yeah. She was really It was. honestly probably for the best right. now. >> Yeah, it definitely was for the best, but at the time I was mad. >> How am I supposed to sit on this thing? Open it up. It's a grill. >> Open it up. >> It's going The legs are going to break. on me. I have the worst allergies ever, so if I don't talk, then that's why. All. right, here we go. >> That's why. You got it. Let me know if the legs. budge. Yeah. Oh. No, you're not YOU'RE. SOLID, DUDE. OH MY GOSH. >> MADE TO HOLD LIKE COWS. Uh I feel like.

if this does fall, it's going to like. actually metal's going to impale me. Yeah, you should just be really careful. >> think so. You want something done to you. or a tree, I wouldn't be worried. You. what? All right, try to get comfortable. Yeah, go ahead. You get comfy real. quick. All right, I'm just going to. You're just going to move around until. you're comfortable. >> get comfy real quick. I have a question. Do y'all know Carrington and Jake Weber? Yes. Wait, Carrington? You know. Carrington? Oh my gosh, you know You. know. You know Carrington? Wait, this must be. a different Carrington. >> emo Carrington. Oh no, she's not Wait,

okay, no like I know who they are and I. think I saw them at like the poker. tournament when we were there but I. never said anything. >> so. >> They were there? They were there, yeah. >> Carrington is my favorite person. >> Really? Oh wait, Carrington's a dude? Yeah. >> Okay, I don't know Carrington. >> Okay. Oh, Cash is the one who. >> No, I know who you're talking about but. I've never met them. >> I'm obsessed with him. He's the cutest. thing ever. They've been popping for a. long time. >> and I will be the night there. 10 years, I feel like. No, like Taira Taira. and Taira. Yeah. Wasn't she on Wasn't. she on Dropouts? For like like maybe. like 20 episodes.

>> What do What do they do? Uh they. >> Taira. They got dropped. They do. mukbangs and vlogs and. >> like car like I feel like it's like. another version of like what the Story. does. >> They They stream. Oh, they stream, too? I didn't I didn't know that. Um hey, today we have something fun. planned. Uh something that Kate's been. really excited for. >> Oh, big excited. >> Extra excited for. >> I got a new phone. No, not okay. Wait. Before we get Before we get to what. we're excited about, yeah, let's go into. that. Okay. Can I defend myself real.

quick? >> yeah, let's hear it. So, last night No. Wait, wait, what do you mean defend. yourself? I need to tell this story. >> NO, I CUZ TRUST ME, I UNDERSTAND. I know exactly what happened. >> OKAY, BUT THAT'S EVEN Do you know what. happened? >> You tell the story around the block. You. tell the story and then I'll give the. real story. But here's Okay, here's. Kate's. >> fairy tale version. I was abandoned last. night. I was abandoned in Gainesville, Texas and I had to find my way back. home. Uh okay, only because I went to a. magic show with a real magician, Reza. Y'all know him. He had He was on tour.

He had a magic show here. We went. He. said We were like, "We should go to the. casino." And I was like, "What better. time to go to the casino than with a. magician who does card tricks? We're. going to make so much money.". >> Wait, he he wanted to go to the casino? >> Yeah, he went with us. I didn't know. Reza was there. >> Turns out. Reza was so much fun. >> He was so fun. It was a good idea to go. to the casino with a magician. He won a. lot of money. I lost a lot of money. >> Yeah, he took all of your money. >> I I I I'm not a magician, so I should I. should have just watched. >> Actually, actually it was pretty magical.

what you did. >> made it all disappear really well. >> really quick. I lost How much did he. win? Uh he won like a thousand dollars. Yeah. I could use some of that. >> [laughter]. >> You'll like the casino. Oh my gosh, don't tell her that. >> gosh, when you turn 18 Harper will get. her rush there. We will go to the. casino. I don't want to get an addiction. to gambling. Don't gamble, kids. Yeah. Um but. >> Instead of gambling, donate to me. No, I've heard gambling addiction is. bad. >> On a real note, yeah, it's real bad. By the way, you're saying you're.

abandoning Gainesville, Texas? I was. And you had to find a way home? I did. >> You drove your own car home? Yeah. >> What do you mean you you found a way. home in your own car with Google Maps? Like, what? Yeah, so anyways, Kate was. upset last night that I went to the. casino with a magician. One time. opportunity. >> because we the last like two days we. filmed pretty late and like it was like. I don't know. I was just tired and then. I was doing magic tricks all day. I. performed in two magic shows. Like I was. I I was tired. I I had a lot I did yesterday.

>> Yeah, so Oh, so Cash was like, "I'm. going to the casino." But so did the. magician. Yeah, but like. >> a lot, too, and he still went to the. casino. Hey, this is irrelevant. This is. irrelevant. >> His home wasn't close by. >> point. Well, so anyways, I leave and on. the way home Alex spilled his fried okra. in the back of our car. That's why. Where do you even GET FRIED OKRA? WAIT, WHAT IS OKRA? Who knows? Alex. walked into the Golden Chick at the at. the charging station. Who eats at the Golden Chick? At the gas.

station. Not the fried okra from the gas. station. And then Alex said, "I want. some fried okra." And they said, "Nobody's ordered the fried okra in. here." I don't get it. I genuinely do. not know what okra is. It is a Brussels. sprouts fried? It's like a Brussels. sprouts okra. It's like a Brussels. sprouts. >> [laughter]. >> But yeah, so Alex had a just a pile of. fried okra, and it went everywhere in. our car, so our car stinks now. >> and like threw it up or what? >> No, Kate whipped a. I I took a turn. I took [laughter] a. turn. And it went everywhere. Anyways, so we get home.

>> fault that the okra got everywhere. >> HE WOULDN'T HOLD ONTO HIS OKRA. >> OH, [laughter] you got to hold onto your. own okra. But, um anyways, I came home. and I was like, "I'm just going to take. a bath, you know, my body's sore. I've. been practicing magic all day." It. really hurt, by the way. Like, I was in. a lot of pain. Oh, [laughter] really? But, you probably like low-key like were. working out. >> I was like a contortionist yesterday is. what I was. That's what I thought I was. >> not a contortionist. She was trying to. be a contortionist. Let me show you a. picture. Oh, no. I was I literally my.

spot I had to get into this video is. going to be out on the Cash and Mav. channel of like all of us. >> I don't know. Well, all of us are. learning different talents to like. showcase to everyone. So, yesterday was. my turn to showcase the talent. >> know if we should show the behind the. scenes. >> you can show this part. Okay. >> Um yeah, so Kate became a magician's. assistant for the day for her talent. And I didn't fit in the. >> to fit in the contortionist spot, and. the door wouldn't close. >> I I literally when I got in there, I was. like cuz the girl who usually does it, she's tiny. She's like literally. Harper's size.

>> to say they're normally like smaller. very small. Yes, they're like she's like. very small, and then can you just stand. up, Harper, real quick? Yeah, I got you. Yeah, there's a lot of extra. IT'S A LOT OF EXTRA MASS. >> I USED TO BE LITERALLY right here, though. No, that's crazy. >> But, this the the size is supposed to be. like this, and then I was trying to fit. into a spot that was made for someone. this size. So, it wasn't working. Yeah, so here's the picture. Um you guys can look at that. The door. is not does not shut. I was I was in so. much pain. And I literally I had to take.

my shoes off cuz my Hokas are my. >> definition like I mean, just My running. shoes were like also so huge. Wait, can. I see it? Look at that. Yeah, I mean, just I was I. was not fitting in that crate, but I. made it work. Anyways, you're taking. you're taking the longest way to say YOU. THIS IS WHY I WANTED TO TELL THE STORY. I'm I'm bored. Believe it or not, this. story was about Kate's phone. Okay. So, skip all this. So, I was sitting in the. bathtub and I dropped it in the bathtub.

Yeah, but that's not the full story. >> Thank you. I mean that was the worst. possible way to tell the story. She. dropped her phone in the bathtub last. night and ruined her phone, but I have a. theory because all week I've been. hearing Kate say, "I would like a new. phone. Cash, can I get a new phone? Can. I get a new phone? Can I get a new. phone?" And Cash is trying to say, "No, you don't need a new phone. No, you. don't need a new. AND SHE WAS LIKE, "I WANT THE NEW ONE.". HE'S LIKE, "THERE'S NO, YOU don't need a. new phone. Your phone's great." And. she's like, "I want a new one.". >> Kate's been asking me for a while. >> home alone, all by herself.

I don't even know if she took a bath, TO. BE HONEST. >> [laughter]. >> AND NOW HER PHONE'S GOOD. >> YEAH, she's been asking me for like 3. weeks, "Can I get a new phone? Can I get. a new phone?" I'm like, "You don't need. a new phone." I look at the phone and. it's But you can pay for yourself, right? I don't allow her. >> money. She has to ask me. >> I don't allow her to. I have I have skin. peeling off. Yeah, that actually is. skin. Joke, folks. That was a joke. Wait, is that actually skin? >> reasons, that was a joke. Well, I have a question. First of all, No, no, no, you're done. You're done.

Okay, well, listen, she can use. She can use her money how she wants to. Uh no, she can't. Oh, no. Because. for legal reasons, that's a joke. I'm not kidding, yeah. >> [laughter]. >> But no. What were you going to say to. She's been asking Wait a second, yeah. Kate, why don't you just go buy a new. phone if you want one? Yeah, why not? Well, she Well, she did. because [laughter] she just threw hers. in the water. >> No, that is not true. >> did you go and get one? I went and got. one today. >> Today? But I'm not kidding, she's been. asking me 3 weeks, "Can I get a new. phone?" I look at it, I'm like, "Hey,

everything's fine with this phone. You. don't need a new phone." And she's like, "Well, sometimes it runs slow." I'm. like, "Just cuz sometimes it runs slow. does not. reason you need to go buy another $1,500. phone. >> I just want to know like who. >> all of a sudden she dunks the thing in. water. No. I want to know who backs up. all their photos and everything before. dunking their photo in the water phone. in the water. >> That's suspicious. >> That's It looks like there's water. Who. backs everything up first? Hey, what are. y'all talking about? >> Kinsey's inspecting my phone. What is. it? >> own personal reasons. >> accidental? What do you think? I don't I. won't say. She literally just actually.

said it's not a PHONE HOMICIDE. SHE. LITERALLY just said, "Did you leave it. in there for a long time on purpose?". >> [laughter]. >> Cuz there's water in the camera lens. How does that even happen? Be real. I I. use my phone in my the shower all the. time. I watch Netflix in there, everything, right? I dropped dropped it. in the shower a bunch of times. >> I've dropped mine in lots of things. Never. >> mine in the bathtub, too, and not a lot. happened. >> Not a lot happened. Because you get it. out fast. >> Yeah. But for the water to leak all the. way into fill up the entire Did this. happen at? lens? I mean.

Who knows? What time did the phone. escape the pool of the of water? Who. knows? It all happened so slow. I don't. even know. Yeah, oh my gosh. Okay. Noah. All right, let's get to the actual point of this. episode. Uh not the point of the. episode, but something fun. >> Brooke was just hungry. We usually wait. for the thumbnail like 30 minutes in. >> Yeah, Brooke was just hungry. Yeah, you're going to You eat anything else. YOU'RE GOING CAN I EAT THE FREAKING. COOKIE? >> [laughter]. >> NO, IF YOU EAT ANYTHING ELSE YOU'RE. GOING TO BREAK THAT. DID YOU IMAGINE like I just take a bite. [laughter] like just.

I have a confession. Just cuz I feel bad about it, and now I. feel like it's the time to say it. Oh. Stella dropped her toy in the. toilet, and I didn't want to pick it up, so I flushed it down the toilet. Oh, Kinsey. I know. But that's been It's been a month, so I. THINK IT'S FINE. [laughter]. ALL RIGHT, I FEEL BETTER NOW. >> OH MY GOSH. You're crazy. How big was. this toy? It was like just the head of a. toy, so [laughter] it's really okay.

Okay, so Kate's route is Kate's route is. to get And Kenzie's about to get a new. house BECAUSE SHE DESTROYED. IT. >> [laughter]. >> I'M IN SHOCK. IF THAT WOULD HAVE. ACTUALLY RUINED OUR PLUMBING. OH, NO. It. would never ruin the plumbing. Oh, no. That's actually exactly what it would. have done. >> No, if it stopped at the toilet, it. would just not have gone up. >> Which would ruin the plumbing. Sounds. like it was a crappy toy and toys are. made for crap. So, I think it's fine. >> Harper, what are you You dropped a sock. in the toilet? >> I was I was in pain. I I like I took. >> What? In your So, you dunked your.

>> But, in the toilet? >> I was in pain. So, I was sitting on the. toilet like this. Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> Uh and I was like hurting really bad. >> Well, you had your feet on the lid? >> Yes. And then. >> There's no way your foot slipped. >> thing I. >> [laughter]. >> No, I do I've done that with my When. your stomach Okay, I don't sit like. that. You just put your legs up because. it hurts so bad. >> see your feet falling in and your butt. and then YOU JUST STOP? WHY YOU PERCHED UP LIKE A BIRD? I HAVE. TO KNOW. >> [laughter]. >> WHY YOU SITTING like that? >> I have to know. >> Like a parakeet. Wait, no. You're like. balancing on the toilet. like this.

This is so inappropriate. Don't Whatever. you going to say, you don't need to say. it. You really don't. Say it, Kenzie. Your bottom is still over the hole? Well, yeah. >> Get a toilet in here right now. I need. to see this. I just don't think it's possible. Y'ALL. Y'ALL ARE aiming for the rim and that's. some dangerous business. >> WAIT, THAT MIGHT BE WHY THERE'S POOP ON. THE RIM. IS THAT WHY YOU POOP ON THE RIM. SOMETIMES? I WAS CLEANING POOP OFF THE RIM TODAY. AND I WAS LIKE. STOP. HOW DOES THAT GET ON THE RIM OF IT? >> I WANT to move on. Wait, listen. Look,

oh my gosh. IT'S SO TRUE. LOOK AT HER. FACE. I HAVEN'T DONE THAT IN A LONG. TIME. YOU'VE DONE THAT IN YOUR LIFETIME. >> NOT IN A LONG TIME. I'VE [screaming]. NEVER DONE IT EVER. >> I NEVER MISSED it hit the rim. That's. crazy. What is happening? I meant like. this. Uh I haven't done this in a long. time. I only do it You're going to be. mad at me if I sit Never mind. >> What? No. What? >> [laughter]. >> Now, say it. Say it. I don't want to hear it. Just. say it. I really don't want. >> Say it. You I can't. Look at him. He's. like.

>> [laughter]. >> Wait, listen to. Harper, you know when you get YOUR. PERIOD AND. YEAH, WE'LL LISTEN TO HARPER'S STORY. WHAT'S YOUR STORY? >> I want to hear it. No, yeah, your. story's not good. >> when you get your period and what? And. like your stomach hurts so bad you have. to like poop the cramps out? No. What did she say? Anyways, okay, can I By the way, I don't. poop on the toilet seat. He's making. that up. Don't clap at me. She's done. Clap at me. Okay, so I was going to the. bathroom. I was not okay. And then my sock slipped.

in the toilet. I have a video of me. taking my sock out with poop on it. >> Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Your. sock that was on your foot? Yes, and it. slipped off my foot. >> So your foot slipped in the toilet? >> No, my it slipped off my foot cuz I was. wearing socks. >> Uh no, that means your foot slipped. And. I've never seen a sock just fall off. someone's foot. So you proceeded to flush it down the. toilet? >> No, I picked it out with a poop on it. NO, THAT IS THAT'S where you just. flushed it down the Edit edit my sock to. fall off my foot. >> Oh wait, actually don't make a clip of. that, please. Do not make a clip of. that. Do not make a clip of me saying.

that cuz people at school will bully me. I just processed that. That they're like. Harper picks her poop socks out. Yeah, I. think you got clips. That's something. you're going to have to deal with. now. >> [laughter]. >> You can't do that to me. You did it to. yourself. No crumble time. Crumble time? [laughter] No crumble time for you. No crumble time for K or Harper. They're. awful humans. Oh my god. Um after those. stories. I don't want y'all to have to. use the bathroom in our house. Yeah, that'd be [laughter] terrible. No, seriously, give us the goody socks. You know what's crazy? I'm not giving.

them to you. No, you please. Uh no. >> [laughter]. >> Crumble time. You know what? We met some people. yesterday. This person came up This. person came up and took a photo with us. And they legit looked at Kinsey and they. said. >> Oh yeah. She looked at Kinsey in the. eye. She about way too close for. personal relations, to be honest. >> I'm like as close as me and K are right. And she said Okay. You are not funny. What? And just being so sweet. >> Cuz you're pretty funny. And then she. points to me she goes, "You are not. funny.". >> How old was this girl? >> mean to be rude at all either. She was.

like. >> I don't know. >> Was she joking? Like like you were not. funny. >> Rude or not, I thought it was funny. I. was like, "You're funny." I WAS LIKE, "I. LIKE YOU.". >> [laughter]. >> She was probably like 14. Ew. Mhm. It's. weird behavior. >> She was like, "You're not very funny. You're really funny." Looking at Matt. >> BUT. >> [laughter]. >> SEE, I KNOW SOMETIMES like when we meet. people out in public, they like try to. like come up with something off the fly. to like tell us to try to be funny. Like. you know you can You know what I'm. talking about? >> Well, I laughed. It was funny. >> well What she said was funny. I was. like, no. >> looking insulting, but it's like. yeah, okay, bye.

>> My favorite was recent. I was eating. pasta at a bar. And I'm me and Matt Matt You mean at. Olive Garden? >> [snorts]. >> No. You took me to some pizza. restaurant. >> Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And I was. like, "I need to get in and out of here. quick." So, we sat at the bar and I. said, "Can I have pasta?". And then they gave me pasta. And then. the guy came over and he was like, "I know you." And I was just eating my. pasta. I'm like, "Okay.". Well, why did she say that? >> have any follow-up questions. He just. stared at me while I ate my pasta. And. then he was like,

I'm not I'm Nobody interrupts cuz this. is exactly how it went. "You're that guy that like goes to. church and stuff, too, huh?". That's odd. >> No, wait. Cash just goes I'm just like, "No, no, I. just. >> [laughter]. >> Uh yeah. Yeah, I go to I go to church, man. Yeah." And then he's like, >> [laughter]. [gasps]. >> "Okay, night.".

Let me put it this way. WE'RE WATCHING, MAN. I [laughter] THINK THAT'S YOUR FAULT. YOU WERE THE WEIRD ONE IN THAT. SITUATION. >> EATING. HE walked up to me and HE WAS. LIKE, "HEY, Cash and Matt sound weird.". He didn't He wasn't weird. He was like, "Oh, yeah, that's me. Uh yeah, that's. me. I'm that guy." Yeah, that's odd. >> Cash like knows how to talk about it. >> then the guy just didn't say like. anything. >> Yeah, he was no, it's he came up to me. he's like, I think I know you. I was. like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's me. It. was also like the way he. did it. >> He was like like let's say if Cash is. sitting there eating his pasta, he's. like looking at Cash he'd be like,

>> [laughter]. >> That's so weird. Wait, can I please tell. And then I had to order a second pasta. Okay, can I tell like two 30-second. stories? Uh maybe 120. Yeah, we're on a podcast right now but. we have an hour. It can be more than 30 seconds. >> these uh so I I was in Hawaii and this. mom came up to me and she was like cuz. we were like celebrities in Hawaii. It. was insane. Cuz no, no, listen. Wow, famous girl in town. >> it wasn't it wasn't me. It was like all. of us as a group we were celebrities. because. >> The Rock lives in Hawaii. You know I'm.

trying to talk. Um. >> Wait, why are all of you celebrities? What? You were all celebrities? >> Yes, because um. uh because like. >> Cuz it's contagious. Well, how come you switch me and you. respond to him? >> [laughter]. >> There's a bunch of tourists. There's a. bunch of tourists. You were tourists. There's a bunch of tourists and I. respect that. OH MY GOD! >> SORRY. >> [laughter]. >> SORRY. SORRY. SORRY. SORRY. THERE WAS A BUNCH of tourists and they. were all like looking at us cuz we were. all like in sync with white dresses or. black dresses or denim on like you know. anything like we were all like wearing. the same thing. So like we would walk in.

packs everywhere and people were like. wow. So this mom came up to me in the. bathroom and she was like, "What is. this?" And I was like, "Oh, we're Marcus. like we cheer for my high school." And. then she just looked at me and she was. like, and I was like, "Yeah." And she was. like, and I was like, uh and then I just walked out. >> Yeah, I hate when people. I I I don't I like talking to people, I. do. But when people come up to me and. they say something and then I I respond. back to you and then you don't respond. and you sit there and stare at me like. I'm supposed to just talk forever. I'm. like,

>> So that's when you speak and I I'm just. like, I I I always feel awkward when I. try to when people like try to talk. Yeah. >> What? You feel awkward then when they. talk? Well, they try to talk and then. I'm just like. >> Wait, hold on Time out. Harper has one. more 30-second [laughter] story. Well, before she does that one, why did you. try to steal Cash's like exact story? Yeah. Like Cash was like, "Yeah, I. didn't know that happened to you now. that I think about it." Sounds like you. [laughter] were just trying TO ONE-UP MY. STORY. AND then and then No, no, no, and. then and then that happened in Hawaii. I was in. Hawaii. >> Shut up, you look Fiji.

Shut up, you look like a fish. All. right, the next. >> [laughter]. >> Okay, insult humor is not funny. >> Yeah, that's not funny. That hurts. people's feelings. >> her, she's laughing so hard at herself. >> [laughter and gasps]. >> I got to show you guys this autistic kid. I found today. Look at this. I I'm. trying No, no, no, you guys are That was. very random. >> That was Sorry, I just thought of this. kid. I sent it to you. No, look at this. >> Oh, are you talking about the girl. that's spinning? That was so funny. >> Sorry, this is my 30-second story, then. we'll get we'll get right back to you, Harper. No, that was actually funny. >> [laughter]. >> I guess saying you look like a fish can. I Yeah, Yeah, you should apologize.

>> I'm sorry, I guess. >> Kate, can you can you play All right, now I got to hear it. He does look like. a fish. Look at this. It says, "Can you. guess which one of my daughters has. autism?". Okay? Did Cato send you this? No, no, no, look. Ready, everyone? Who sent you. this, Cato? Cato? Why you trying to. throw Cato under the bus? Why why you. like trying to like bring Cato into. this? I'm showing you a TikTok right. now. Look, [laughter] can you guess which one. of my daughters has autism? Just wait. Wait for it.

Oh my gosh. >> Oh my god. That's not sped up. Wait, she's holding an iPhone? >> Yeah, she's like holding an iPad and. spinning at the same time. How is she. even watching that? >> No, [laughter] a tablet. Look, look, ready? How is she even watching that? >> [laughter]. >> She's getting like Cocomelon at Mach 10. >> on like this. Look, she's getting. >> Wait, wait, [laughter] let me get She's. on like a super speed. >> I don't know how to close up. I don't. know how she's spinning. I don't know. how she's. >> doing it with her hips like Shakira or. something. [laughter] Just like I don't. know how that is happening. >> That is and her head's like sideways.

That's crazy. Yeah, I don't know what's. going on. >> for her, she's multitasking. I wish I. had that ability to be able to spin that. fast. What? >> No. >> Look, I paused it. Oh my gosh, is it AI or a doll? No, it's. a doll. >> kid. Let me see. >> No, her her skin is like porcelain. >> No, that's a kid. Let me see. Oh my gosh, is Cash wrong? Let us see. I. have to verify. Hold on, I got to pause. it back. It's not AI. Why would you think it's not AI? It. could definitely be. >> [laughter]. >> AI.

I just don't want to believe it. It just pauses weird because it's like. spinning. >> And that's a doll. No, it's just po-. That is not a doll. It just pauses weird. >> this mom to confirm. Is Is it a doll? Yeah, it looks Let me Let me comment. That looks like a real a real kid. Hey, okay. And then my second 30-second story. >> Did you say Night Owl? Oh my gosh. No, it's not Night Owl. >> still saying his name wrong. >> let me see that. Needle. Okay, so then my second 30-second story. is the um or is a statement really, but. do y'all hate or not hate, but like it's.

a little awkward when they're like I. I've seen your face before. Yeah. >> I've seen your face. I'm like, "Oh yeah, I do TikTok." She's like, "You're Harper. Zomer." And I'm like, "Yeah, I am.". Like, "Well, you already knew that, right?". >> [laughter]. >> I don't know. I mean like not. >> like sometimes people just get awkward. though and they're like, "How do I go up. and say it without like". >> That's how I would go up. I would No, yeah, sometimes Oh, there's also a. confidence thing where they're kind of. like, "What if it's not Harper Zomer? So. let me make sure she this is who it is.". And then like And then when you say you. do TikTok, they're like, "Yes, you're.

Harper Zomer. I am right, right? I am. right, type beat." Yeah. This has. nothing to do with somebody noticing me, but chivalry is dead, by the way. What? >> Yeah. >> you say that, I can confirm it is not a. doll. Here is a better video of her. spinning. Okay, thank you for the. confirmation. Oh, good. Good. Yeah, that. is that is right. Why would you say. chivalry is dead? Because. >> That seems a bit offensive. Um. Considering I'm right here. Yeah, well, see, here's the thing is I. always see videos of like women on like. a train or something or a bus and like.

all of the men are sitting and no one's. going to like stand up and let the woman. sit there, which is fine, okay? We we. kind of we we did that ourselves with. the whole like feminist thing, you know? Men wanted to stop doing things like. that when we were like, "We're going to. be. whatever." They said they were going to. be. But. Hey, [laughter] I mean you're getting. clipped hard. >> Listen, I'm not a feminist. Sorry. Sue. me. >> Wait, I am. I mean I'm happy for you. No, I mean. like if you want I'm I'm glad that women. >> care. Well, go ahead. >> I just I just want to clarify. I'm glad.

that. >> to give a whole long speech. WHY DO ALL YOUR STORIES TURN INTO a. speech? I'm just saying I'm cuz I don't. want to get clipped and everyone be. like, "She's psycho." Um I'm glad. >> going to get clipped. It's okay. Okay, well, I'm glad women can be whatever, you know, if you want to be a doctor, go. do that. I'm happy for you. >> They're not going to put that in the. clip. >> Yeah, I know they're not. I know they're. not. Y'all all [laughter] suck. All you. clippers, you suck. Um anyways, two days ago Kinsey and I are out. shopping and we're both like trying. stuff on or whatever and I grab like a. couple of items and I walk up to the. fitting room and there's this woman and.

like her husband and they both have. stuff in their arms and the woman walks. into the fitting room and the husband is. about to go get a fitting room, too. And. then the like the fitting room worker. looks at me and she's like, "Oh, how. many pieces do you have?" And I could. tell by the look on this man's face that. it was like his turn and she was now. taking me to get a dressing room. But. Oh, the husband of the wife? >> Yeah, the husband of the wife wanted to. try stuff on for himself, but the lady. turned to me and was going to take me. back first and I could just tell he was. like taken back by that he wasn't going.

to go back first or whatever. So, I was. like, "Oh, you were here first, like you. can go." And he's like, "Okay, great." And just went and I was. like, "That's so straight." Maybe it's. just because like the men in our life do. not act like that. No, that he should. have let you go. >> Well, yeah, I mean I guess I'm just used. to that, but like I don't know. Like if. it were Mav or Cash, like neither one of. them would have been like, "Okay, bet. I'll go." They would have been like, "No, you got it. Go." Yeah. >> And I don't know. I just get a little. like I don't get offended. I'm just. like, "That's strange and I hope you. don't treat your wife like that. >> Dang. But what?

>> You get so aggressive but I kind of like. it. What? Why did you look like that? SHE'S LIKE SHE'S LIKE SHE'S LIKE GETS. ALL MAD at all men everywhere. Oh my. god. >> Everybody. She COMES ON AND. WHAT IS IT? >> GOSH. What is it? >> Oh my gosh. >> Wait, what? No, you're lying. >> How did you step on my foot? Is this. real life? What is. Cash, this isn't real. Yeah, [laughter] it's it's a fake dog. No, but like why do we have this dog? Yeah, yeah, it's fake. But why? >> hide it from Kate?

Can I hold it? You have no idea how long I've had to. keep this A SECRET. >> HECK? WAIT, IS SHE SHAKING? Was it a. girl? I don't know. >> Let me pet Wait, what? Wait, what is it? Oh, baby. Oh, you got a boy. Wait, what is it? It's a dachshund, what do you mean? But. it's not mine, is it? I don't know. I don't know. Is it yours? >> No, I don't know about this. I don't. know. Wait, who just brought this in? No, it's her. Wait, let me smell it. Wait, Kate, sit down. Kate, sit down. No, you need to talk in the mic. Who. brought it here? Who brought it here? I.

Somebody brought it here for me. But. we're about to leave for 6 weeks. Yeah, we are about to go on tour. No, what. what about the dog? >> Well, I don't know. We'll figure it out. Stop it. >> if it was like 5 months ago we found out. the dog was pregnant. What dog? >> What? 5 months? When we were we were. looking for some dachshunds for a video. and they had. um Wait, no, this isn't my dog. Do you not want it? No, but. >> Oh my god. Can I pet it? Wait, I'm I'm I feel like this is fake,

Cash. What do you mean? It's so cute. I was just talking about. how aggressive you are and like you. calling people broke and poor and all. this stuff all the time and and how. tough you are and now you're acting like. you're like crying. I'm not feminine. What is this? >> It's so It's a little baby. Stop it. Wait, we have three dogs in the house. >> like 7 weeks old right now. We have. three dogs in the house right now. Do. you not want that? No, I do. But I cuz. Honey does need a friend. >> want a cookie? Wait, how am I going to.

take care of two dogs? I'll take it. Wait, no, this is Wait, are you serious? >> No, we're joking. >> [laughter]. >> Oh. It's Abigail's dog. Abigail got a. dog? SHE'S MORE EXCITED THAN. I TOLD Y'ALL SHE WAS GOING TO BE MORE. EXCITED THAT ABIGAIL got the dog. OH MY. GOSH, HI BABY. >> [laughter]. >> SHE'S MORE EXCITED ABOUT THAT. SHE WAS. TOO stressed when it was HER DOG. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF TWO. DOGS. >> [laughter]. >> Oh my goodness, when did this happen?

Like uh like I think 2 days ago. Abigail got a dog? Wait, what's his. name? Let me touch it. Copper. Here, let let. Harper hold it. Come here, Copper. Let. me hold you. He's he's shaking. He's the cutest dog. Put him on the ground, he'll come over. >> just wants to cuddle. >> Wait, I just want to see him on the. ground. Let him Let him walk. >> He's already obsessed with Abigail, too. It's so cute. >> just wants to cuddle. Come here, Copper. Oh my Oh my gosh. He's so little.

He's He's so tiny. [laughter]. Come here, buddy. Oh my gosh. Oh my goodness. Wait, you Okay. That scared me so bad. I thought that we. were about to have to leave this dog for. like 6 weeks. You low-key were scared. >> I was so scared. >> She was She was nervous. We were all on. the ground with Wait. It's on my belly piercing. Okay. Wait. I'm in shock.

>> Aw, Harper needs a little puppy. >> You too. Why would you guys do that? To you? Yeah. We didn't want to. Wait, that's really exciting. I like was. excited. For you? Yeah. Oh, well, cat. Yeah, I said it's a very terrible thing. to do with cats. I said you wouldn't be. mad because you don't low-key want two. dogs right now. >> You were excited, Kate. I thought you. were like I was like, "No, I was. internally freaking out that we were. going to have to That's what I'm saying. I was like, "She low-key doesn't. >> weeks right now. It would be a It It.

would be a terrible time to get a dog, and two dogs would be crazy right now. >> We already have Honey and Sol in the. house together. I need another dog when. we move. But, he's not very good with. dogs. But, I don't think we could have. three dogs right now. >> stuff going on here. We have just. >> What's up? Look at the dog ON THE MAT. CAN I PLEASE. CAN I PLEASE HAVE HIM BACK? PLEASE? Look. at it. It's a little It's like a baby. >> Can I please have him back? Yeah, okay. This is Mav's. Cooper! Cooper. You're just such a baby. Oh my god.

>> [laughter]. >> Wait, you got to make him run. Yeah, take off running. Op, Op, he's going. under the couch. Does he run? >> [laughter]. >> Stop. Are you going to come back? Get him TO. COME BACK. >> [laughter]. >> HIS EARS ARE BIGGER THAN HIS BODY. NO. [laughter]. I want y'all to look at this. He's. Dude, why are puppies so cute? Why can't.

all dogs just stay puppies? If all dogs could just look LIKE A PUPPY. STANLEY cup is like bigger than him. Oh. my god. He literally He could fit in the. Stanley. He could. He's so tiny. >> [laughter]. >> I Okay, I am in shock that Abigail of. all people got a dog. That's the cutest thing ever. He is so. cute. And his name is Copper. Copper. Hi, baby. What is his name in the movie? That.

little scene. Wow, I was I mean, I'm. really sad for myself, too, cuz like I. really do want [laughter] another dog, but I just we can't in this house. >> I mean, we Yeah, Kate really thought she. just had a dog, and then we just took it. right from her. You have the best part. of a dog. You're going to see the dog. all the time. Yeah. And you don't got to take care of. it. This is the best part of the dog. Now. you literally can literally play with. the dog as much as you want, but you. don't got to take care of it. >> literally going to be friends with Honey. and Stella. >> Look at him, he just wants to be held. like a dog. >> when Honey meets him, should we bring. Honey up here TO MEET HIM?

>> YES, YES. >> I'LL GO GET HONEY. LISTEN, this is. literally his voice. Oh my gosh, Honey's. either going to like not give two craps. cuz Cop. What's your name, kid? Mine's Copper. I'm on the go. That's him. You are. It's. so funny. Copper. No, Honey's either. going to like. She's either going to freak out and be. so excited or she's going to be like, "I. don't give a crap. This is not Stella.". You are so precious. >> little puppy? That's Matt's dream dog.

>> Wait, so when did Abigail get him? Like. 2 days ago. Saturday, Saturday, Sunday. >> gone on her trip. Yesterday. You just. did it for a day. Honey still looks. ugly, guys. AW. HONEY GOT SPRAYED BY A. skunk and she had to get shaved. Okay, let's put them both on the ground. Oh, not right now. Honey's never Well, I guess Honey's seen. a lot of baby dogs cuz she had a lot of. babies. >> Aw, they're meeting for the first time. Aw. Look at her, she's like, "Oh.". >> tail's wagging. It reminds me of the monkey. Aw. And.

that's what I was thinking, too. He has a little teddy bear, too. >> Are you kidding me right now? Hi, mama. Does Honey like it? >> Yes, look at her, she's wagging her. tail. Wow, that's crazy. I can't believe it. >> wait. No, come here. You got to be nice. to Honey, he's little. I KNOW, AND HONEY IS LIKE. KIND OF SMALL, I feel like now that. she's shaved. Kate, you little. >> Yeah, oh, Honey Honey's done. Come here, Honey. Honey's done. Honey, come here. COME HERE. I I DON'T I DON'T THINK HONEY CARES. ANYMORE, KATE.

>> NO, LOOK, you got to go play with your. new friend. You're so. >> Honey's like, "Where's Stella?". >> Oh my gosh, wait, he is literally. >> Okay, Honey does not care. He is literally back on the ground. He. weighs like. he weighs like a quarter. He is so. light. >> I know he is. He's he's literally. as big as like a penny. He is so tiny. Hey, let's let's judge some crumble. cookies here. Oh my goodness. He's so tiny.

I Abigail you going to bring him over. EVERY DAY? OH MY [screaming] GOSH. Wait Copper. Oh bubba. Alrighty folks. It is time for. what we've all been waiting. You did not just drop oh my you just you. cracked THE COOKIES CRUMBLED. >> [laughter]. >> YOU ATE THEM ALREADY? YOU FAT. KATE ATE THESE.

YOU ATE THEM? NO, I had Kate pick them. up from the store and she literally ate. all over half the cookies on the way. home. That's crazy tape. They're literally all. gone. They are not I so they say they're. not all gone. I'm looking. Gosh that is. a whole cookie. There's one bite taken. out of it. Show the rest of the cookies. He's a mini. So he's going to stay that size. He's. going to be like little he's going to be. like little little. Copper. I hope he. stays that size forever. He just wants. to be held. He's like just hold me.

That is literally the face of I'm just a. baby. Oh my gosh I feel like there's been so. many dogs brought on this podcast and. like. Take it off with your own hand. Whoa I. missed a whole season of life. apparently. Why are you eating all of. them? Wait did you eat did you take a. bite? I'm just taking a I'M ABOUT TO CALM. DOWN. I'm not the cookie monster okay? I'm just cash. I'm taking a bite of a. cookie. You people have some sugar. problems. Y'all are all freaking out. over a cookie. We're not going to get.

any. He's going to spit on all of them. You are you're going to do something. stupid today. I have a crumble cookie. Cash is actually like when 4-year-olds. have birthdays and everyone's like, "Ooh, finally the cake is here." But. then they're like. and they spit all over it and ruin it. >> of my underbite, you know, I can't. control when I spit. Okay, let me see. the cookie. and let me show the flavors. Yeah, we. got we don't even like we didn't even. explain the flavors. Yeah, that's not a. Crumbl Cookie review if I Okay, you do. the Crumbl Cookie review. Also, watch. out some of the chocolate got on the. side. How did that happen? I hope it's. chocolate. Ew. Ew. Could be from copper,

could be from copper, yeah. Oh, copper. Don't let him talk like you. So, Cash. already ate this one. What is this? Glazed donut? I think it's lemon. >> I think it's a cookie, not a donut. Okay. What do you mean it's lemon? Do we. need to try it? No, there's like there. was a lemon on it. I don't Should we try. it first? >> Well, we can look up the Crumbl Cookie. flavors this week online and see cuz I. didn't really know. I just Okay, so that. one. that one's pretty good. I already Give. this to Kinzie. Okay. Oh, man. There's some sort of lemon. something. Give this to Kate. Oh, sorry, Kate. Wait, Mad, stop it.

We're all supposed to eat at the same. time. You already ate yours. Yeah, I. know. >> [laughter]. >> Okay, and then you don't get one. Oh, Kate. Oh. I Oh, god. Okay, everybody eat. their cookie. It's good. THAT IS A lemon. cookie. That's a good cookie. A very good. cookie. I mean That is a lemon cookie if. I never had one. All right, show off the. second one. That was definitely number. one so far. Okay, yeah, this is lemon. glazed cookie. Okay, next one is the. pink one? That is pink velvet cake. cookie. >> Pink velvet cake. I'm really excited for.

this. >> Pink velvet cake? >> Okay. Oh. You didn't even get icing. Yeah, I'm. going to need some icing. Oh, oh my. gosh. I don't think that's enough, but. uh yeah. >> Mad's cookie in the icing. And I like. it. Okay, Mad, don't eat it this time. Two. Did you really think it was yours, Kate? Yeah, well, I I almost like I. didn't believe it. >> buy it. I was I was like, we should make. this go on longer. You did not buy it. >> [laughter]. >> Honey Harbor thinks Kate wants a big. Dang. Yeah, I'm going to keep the small. one. Okay.

>> [laughter]. >> That's so See, chivalry is dead. What? I. was saying. You're right. Ready, everybody? Pink. sugar plum, or whatever it's called. Pink velvet cake cookie. 3 2 1 go. It's good. I like that one better. No. It's good. No, not better. >> cake. Um It's a cream cheese frosting. >> That one is pretty freaking good. >> No, that just tastes regular. Crumbl. cookies. don't really taste good or like cookies. >> What? They just taste like icing and.

like bread. >> They got a lot going on, for sure. >> more like cake than a cookie. This is. cake. >> Well, one of the flavors of the week is. yellow sheet cake, so that one's. definitely going to taste like a cake. >> Yeah, I feel like um. What do you think? A cookie Y'all know. what a cookie is? A cookie is like. a warm cookie from a chocolate chip. cookie from Subway. That is a cookie. >> want to hog him. The best cookie. Okay, the next flavor is Oreo. It's just Oreo? It's a mallow sandwich. cookie featuring Oreo. >> all take a bite out of this. See,

they're just doing too much now. >> Oh, like marshmallow. They're having. features on cookies? Featuring Oreo? Okay. I'd really like to eat it, though. Razer. at the magic show the other night, or. illusionist show, whatever you call What. the Don't let No, you got You got to. take peel it. Don't bite it. >> Should I Should I do the Yeah, should I. >> yeah. Okay, ready? Wait, let me get a close-up of it. Do y'all know how Razer did that magic. trick the other day, where he was like. going like this, and the cream was. getting bigger? I have no clue. I'm I. have I have That was all you.

Oh, I mean, this one's messy. This one's. messy. >> This one is messy. Ew. He's so cute. >> Y'all Y'all can probably break that one. in two. Wait. All right, ready, everybody? Oh. 3 Oh, it's. >> 2 1. Bon appetit. This one is wet. That's a wet cookie. Mhm. >> My cookie is Y'all's cookie is wet. Ew. I like it. Yeah, it's kind of bomb. I. mean, it tastes good. It tastes like somebody peed on the. cookie. What? >> Ew.

>> [laughter]. >> I cannot believe that. That's good. That is a It is good. That is a wet. cookie. No, that's good. No, that one. was kind of yucky. It tastes a little. undercooked, but I like it. >> Yellow sheet cake is the last one. Oh, this is going to be really messy, too. Should we just come get our own piece? Yeah, I want a bite. Give me a piece. >> me a bite. Uh. I'm good. I bet I can fit that whole thing in my. mouth. Probably. Do it. Do it. [laughter] And then eat it. Oh, that.

sounds terrible. That That's got to be. like 1,000 calories. It is. Okay. Okay. Are you okay? That was. crazy. All right. I'm so Wait, this looks like my. childhood birthday cakes. Oh, this is a. piece of cake. That's what this is. Yeah, this looks like I made it myself. >> This isn't even like an actual cookie. It's just a piece of cake. Okay, ready? Three, two, one. THAT IS THE BEST FUDGE I'VE EVER HAD. THAT'S JUST chocolate icing, dude. It. definitely tastes like I made it myself.

No, that is literally. like the cake from Walmart, the box. cake, and then you put. No, yes. This tastes like that Walmart. tastes like that Walmart with the with. the marshmallow man on it. Chocolate. Pillsbury. Yes, tastes like that, and I. love it. I do not like that. Mhm. This cookie is. 1,000 calories. Oh, boy. And I've eaten one in one sitting. Or. no, I've eaten like seven one sitting. >> There's no way. >> that's impossible. >> It is not 1,000. Look at that. No way.

You can't eat 7,000 calories in one. sitting. There's If I'm sorry, that this. is has to be the most unhealthy thing in. the world. >> It is. That is so crazy. >> also not I'm I'm going to be real. They're not even good. What? Like even. that one was good, but it tastes like. the the icing thing from Walmart. Crumbl. Cookie might be the most overhyped thing. ever. Oh, I got chocolate on my shirt. >> when you don't know what to get people. Yeah, that's what it is. It's like, I. guess I'll bring Crumbl. Or like you. need to deliver something. >> to sit like this.

He's literally a baby. Kate Kate's really cute though. >> at him. He's like a purse. Um don't use that as a purse. >> laying there. He's actually so cute. You're a precious thing. You smile like. a puppy. Do. Yeah, okay. Sorry. I was. Listen, I I was actually like really. excited, but I was freaking out that you. were just like, "Oh, here's a dog.". right before we leave for 6 weeks. straight. >> I I asked Matt the same thing. I was. like, "Are y'all just leaving?".

Yeah, that'd be terrible timing. Be very. bad. >> [laughter]. >> to have a dog. We leave in like a couple. days. Yeah. Well, I'm glad I'm Copper's still. going to be here every day though, so. that's good. We got the worst flavors. though. They like we should have tried. like. Um Dubai chocolate. Dubai chocolate? >> Oh my gosh, y'all haven't had the Dubai. chocolate one? No. I'm good, thanks. I. feel like the Biscoff. I liked the. strawberry one. Straw- I like pink velvet. Yeah, that. one. Pink velvet. The the lemon one. Ooh, I did not like.

that. >> liked the lemon one, too. >> Wait, Biscoff like the airplane cookies? Yes, there's a cookie for it. >> I want that one. That does kind of I do. need that one. >> it there? I don't know. I just said, "Can I just get your weekly flavors?". And the guy did it. >> Biscoff cookies only really hit on a. plane, though. >> No, like if you're off a plane and. you're eating a Biscoff, what are you. doing? >> saved mine. I I do save them. I ask for. extras so I can eat them later on my. trip. >> Yeah. No, that's what I'm saying. They. they only hit like in that little plane. package where you get two and you're. like, "I must save her these two." And. you buy like the entire like.

>> And then you start eating them nibble by. nibble cuz you're so hungry on the. plane. You're like, I I'm pretty sure I. ate like the whole thing here. I pretty. sure I got a big package of them. I ate. it real quick. Yeah. All of it? It was a. couple of. >> not need another dog. >> No, they give you the Biscoff cookie and. then I'm like So sometimes my guilty. confession is I eat it really quick and. then I'm like, "Hey, I never got a. cookie. Can I get another. >> You lie? Yeah. You're a liar. >> I say, "Hey, can I have a second one?". And then. >> [laughter]. >> they're like, "Yeah.". Gosh. >> I feel real fat when I can't even wait. for them to come back and I have to get.

up and walk to the back. I'm like, "Hey, I'm kind of like That's what [laughter]. I do. Do you happen to have more. cookies? No, that's what you got to do. You got to walk to the back. And when. you walk to the back, they're always. sitting back there and they're like, "GO. BACK TO YOUR SEAT." AND YOU GOT TO BE. LIKE, "HEY, I WILL, BUT CAN YOU can you. give me a cookie first?" And then they. normally cave. >> Dude, I always ask it like this, too. I. don't know why. I like Isn't it the most. embarrassing thing ever? >> know why I ask it like a little boy, but. I'm like, "Do you happen to have. Can Can I get another cookie?" That is. It's like. >> [laughter]. >> It's Excuse Excuse me. Can I just get a.

cookie? >> have a treat? Can I have one little. cookie? >> [laughter]. >> A spare Biscoff? A spare Biscoff? Uh yeah, guys. Well, that's enough. cookie talk. Uh I think you guys so much. for watching this episode. Uh and we. will see you guys next time. Bye.