Kate And Kenzie Got The Worst Spray Tan!

I got a fun game to play, guys. We're. going to see which one of us is the most. average human here. >> I think I'm going to be the most. average. >> The average person going to the BMI. chart is overweight. >> Don't look at me. >> Okay. None of us are overweight on the. BMI chart. >> No, you're not. >> For my high, I kind of am. I'm. overweight. I am severely overweight. >> Well, ain't nobody saying you are in the. Can y'all please rip off my hair? I don't. >> what the.

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>> the the podcast.net. [Music]. >> Can everyone get off their phones? >> I wasn't even I don't even know what a. phone is. >> What? >> Yeah. Can you just address it? >> Address what? Well, we're we're waiting. >> What do you mean? >> Oh, she's scrolling on Instagram. >> Oh. >> Uh, should we do something about that?

>> Did you know we started? >> Yeah. Wait, I don't understand. >> She's still scrolling. >> Okay. >> Would you like to join us? >> Okay. >> What? I'm seriously like going to leave. right now. I. >> Okay, here we go. Ready? Wait. >> All right. >> Why didn't you just ask the question? >> Wait. Wait. >> That was That was good. >> I was I'm literally in the middle of. asking the question. >> Why didn't you just ask it?

>> Ask me. >> Ask me the question. >> Are we Are we started or not? >> I'm serious. >> Look at you. >> Why are you like that? What's going on. with your hair? >> My hair. It's not tightening enough. >> Well, I don't think your hair's going to. do anything like that. All right, hold. on. Are we going to Let's start the. episode. We're starting the episode. right now. Um, >> did we already start the episode? >> Yes, we did. >> No, the episode's starting. Michael, start it right now. >> So, >> no, it looks good night. >> Yeah, we're good. The episode's already. rolling. What? I Why are you pulling it? >> Cuz I'm mad.

>> No, you sound like That's kind of cute. I. could get behind that. >> No, >> no, no. Don't get behind that. Don't. listen to her. >> I'm like Ashley's so mad right now. >> I can No, but tell me that doesn't look. like that. >> That's a crazy hairstyle. That looks. like kind of like a hairstyle they would. have worn in like the time era of. Bridgetgerton. Like what is that? The. 1900s, early 1900s. >> I listen Harper. >> No, it kind of looks like the pull that. I do. >> Dang, she's spiking. She going to fly. off with hair like that.

>> Wait, do you not suffer from like severe. tangles? No, I don't care anymore. What's. >> Hey. Yo, I think you know what we should. care about? Oh, >> are you okay? >> Yeah. >> You know what we You know what we need. to address right now? >> What? >> Gerolina. >> Oh my gosh. Yeah. >> Why does Gerald have lashes? >> Question. Sorry.

>> My whole entire tag is itching me. >> Oh, she's just feeling everything. >> Okay. Uh, we need to address uh. I think uh the dark side of the room. >> Yeah. >> Over there. >> Are you saying that cuz of our tan? >> Uh, no. >> I was hoping you guys wouldn't notice. >> It's yours dark shirts. That's why we're. saying it. >> I I was hoping you guys wouldn't notice. because clearly something did not go. right cuz it's not supposed to be this. dark. And also, >> Kenzie is like 10 shades darker than.

you. So, you're not actually that dark. You did. >> did you even. >> did you even tan? >> I did. I put I put like layers on. >> I can tell on the face, but like. >> there's no way you put layers on. I did. one layer. >> Dude, that's crazy. >> And also, I'm realizing I missed my. right foot. >> Also, what what happened to your chin? >> You are talking to me. >> Ain't no way she looked at Kate when I. said that. She's like, "What's wrong. with Kate's chin?". >> What's wrong with my chin? >> Or not your chin. Like your your cheeks.

You got like white stripes all over your. face. >> Turn turn to the side. >> Oh, that's my natural skin color. >> Yeah. So, turn to the side. Why do you. look like the American flag? Look at it. >> Cuz I'm patriotic. >> Look like a roulette table. >> Look at her. Look at her neck. And like. it's like normal. >> Kate, >> what? >> That's going to be hidden. >> Red instead of red, white, red, white is. just tan, white, tan, white. Why? Why'. you do that? >> Oh, I contoured my face. >> Oh, did you? with selftanner. Aren't you.

supposed to do that with makeup. >> and selftanner? >> No, I I can't get that. >> Google Harper, are you okay? >> Well, babe, I think you look uh going to. turn into some possessed thing over. there, man. >> Our new merch is out right now and we. are so excited for you guys to finally. get your hands on it. >> We got t-shirts, we got hoodies, we got. cups, we got everything else in the bag. and you can get all of it at the. lolodcast.net. She was making like hissing noises. earlier. >> I think we need to take her to Alcatraz.

and like leave her there. Have you guys. seen Donald Trump's new Alligator Al. alligator Alcatraz? >> Uh, is that Italian brand or not? >> What? >> Yes. He has a prison in the middle of. the Florida swamps surrounded by. alligators. >> What the? >> There's a moat that goes around it. that's full of alligators. >> This is not real. >> There's no way. I mean, it's called. >> It sounds effective. If it's Donald. Trump's Florida, I want to be cross. >> alligator. >> Alcatraz. But don't don't some dudes. just like swim with alligators.

>> Yeah, there's some people that I think. are willing to take a chance. >> Yeah, I don't feel like like all those. >> be willing to take a chance right now. >> Just for the viewers watching, not for. anyone here specifically, but could you. just elaborate on what Alcatraz is just. in case anyone watches. >> Alcatraz? >> What it is? Because I'm sure we all know. what Alcatraz is. >> I'm sure I know what Alcatraz is. I'm. just worried that I just want to hear. your best guess. >> I know what Alcatraz is. Oh, actually. >> Oh, yeah. Kate knows what Alcatraz is. >> What is it? >> Oh, she'd be loving Alcatraz. >> Wait, wait. Donna, don't tell her. I. want to know what I want to go to.

Alcatra. >> No, you don't. >> Like, anybody. Can y'all please rip off. my hair? >> No. >> You want to help? >> It feels so good. Please do that again. >> No pulling your hair. Stop pulling your. hair. It's bad. >> Yo, you look like a caveman when you do. that. She's like, >> why is my hair so long? >> You need to like braid it or something. >> I don't care. >> No. Arbor. >> No. No, no, no. What is that? Is that. stretches? Are you stretching? It looks. good. Just stop pulling. Let go. >> You're good. You don't have to rip your. hair out. It's okay. >> So mad, bro.

>> I can braid it for you, but I might get. selftanner in your hair. >> Oh my gosh. Stop throwing phones. >> Yo. Yo, >> wait. Why is Why is the crash out. happening? >> Did anybody tell Kate what Alcatraz. means? >> I know what Alcatraz means. >> All right. What does Alcatraz. conversations going on and it's killing. me? >> Okay, let's talk about Alcatraz and then. we'll move on to the next combo. Okay, >> Kate, what is Alcatraz? >> It's a place in Narnia. Duh. >> Okay. What is it? >> It's a big old building. with people inside.

People that have killed other people. >> Yeah. >> What? >> Yeah. Wait. Alcatraz is the prison, right? >> Yes. >> So, >> okay. Right. >> Wait. So, you knew what it was? >> Yeah. I was just making sure that the. viewers knew. >> It's a It's a prison on an island. But. you were acting like you Okay. >> Now, there's an island prison surrounded. by alligators. Alligator Alcatraz. That's alligator. Aatraz. Agatraz. >> Agatraz. >> I feel. might be on something. >> A Trazzle gator. >> What is Agatraz? >> Sharkatra would be more effective. >> I knew someone here might not know what.

it is. >> She goes, "What is Alatra?". >> I told you guys. I was worried. >> How slow are you, man? >> I don't know what it is. And I don't. care what it is. Is it, >> dude? I'm going to hang you up by your. feet till you calm down. >> Do it. >> You're so like just right now. >> Harper. Alpha is a prison where they put. like the worst of the worst people. rules or regulations so they can all go. in there and basically kill each other. >> Yeah. But it's also it's like. >> No, that's not that's not Alcatraz.

>> Alcatra is on an it's a prison on an. island so that the like most dangerous. people can't escape it. It's like miles. off. >> Don't hit your head like that. >> But some guy did escape it once. >> What? >> Yeah. Three guys. Yeah. They escaped. Alcatraz, >> but then they like died. >> Uh they never found I know at least one. of them. >> Wow. He is amongst the society. >> That's where you're going to go when. you're older. What is that supposed to. mean? >> You're going to go to Alcatraz. >> Alcatraz. >> You can. Yeah. >> Yeah. Isn't it like I think we filmed a. YouTube video building a secret room in.

Alcatraz. >> Nobody knows what Alcatraz is, though. Everyone knows. >> Oh my gosh. So much hair is falling out. >> So much hair falling out. >> I wonder why. >> No, my hair always falls out for some. reason. >> You have a lot. It probably just like. your hair naturally sheds. That's one. thing I learned. Doesn't everybody's. hair naturally shed? >> He's coming back. >> Harper, can you tell that I selftanned? >> Not really. I think it looks nice. >> Thank you. >> I do, too. >> Nobody can tell. >> By the end of this episode, we're going. to be looking. >> good. >> Tan bronzed beauties. What's that? What's that freaking What's the show.

with the family? The show with the. family. >> Family guy. >> No, the Kardashians. Is that the name of. the show? >> Keeping up with the Kardashian. >> Keeping up with the Kardashians. And. Scott, they're like, "Oh my gosh, Scott, you're so burnt." And he's like, "It'll. turn chocolate before you know it.". >> Sweet thing. >> It'll turn chocolate. >> What? Who says that? >> Scott from Keeping Up with the. Kardashians. >> That's an odd thing to say. >> Yeah. He's He was like burnt like you. are. You should start saying that when. you're like, "Oh my gosh, Cash, you're. so sunburnt." It'll turn cuz it turns. into a tan eventually, >> right? Yeah. It turned chocolate before.

you know it. I don't think it's going to. turn chocolate. >> Don't hit this. Yes. >> I feel like y'all self tans never work. >> What the They always work. >> I selftan. Look at the difference in my. stomach and my arm. That is a big. difference. >> Have y'all ever used Cash App? I use. Cash App all the time to pay back my. friends. And I love putting funny. messages on the payment descriptions. I've said things like, "Thanks for the. brown mysterious liquid when paying them. back for coffee and made money requests. for anti-itch foot cream they asked for. Cash App is built for the way you and.

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>> So, you like to show up your stomach? >> No, not anymore because it's really. white. >> It's like mooning people, but with your. stomach. >> Exactly. See, that's why I do. >> I don't understand how ours is like two. different shades, low key, though. Like, I did. >> Oh, because you didn't put any on, Kate. >> Yes, I did. >> On your legs? >> Yeah. >> Wait, did you just tell me to put it on. and then you didn't do it? >> No, I put it on. I literally I put it. on. I put like globs on. >> Globs? I didn't know. You put globs on. I don't think you put globs on.

>> No, you put globs on. >> Now Kenzie looks like she put globs on. >> Did you just like spray it on your body. and you were like, "That's good." Didn't. even like rub it in or nothing. >> What do you mean? It looks flawless. >> here. Yeah, it looks great. Kenzie, here. I got a fun game to play, guys. >> Okay, >> so we're going to see which one of us is. the most average human here. Okay, so I. have a list of things that is the most. average thing you can be. >> I think I'm going to be the most. average. Uh, there's a list of things. >> I feel like I'm. >> And if you have these. >> No, I'm average. >> Whoever has the most is the most average.

person here. All right. So, everybody, it's kind of like a. >> Do you want to be the most average or is. the most average like the loser of the. game? >> Uh, I guess probably the loser cuz. you're just like the most average human. being ever. >> But I need people to be honest. >> I'm going to take it as a win. I'm not. going to lie. >> All right. So, here we go. >> I'm scared. >> Do I have to keep. >> uh keep a finger up or you put a finger. up for every time if you're one of the. things and whoever has the most fingers. is the most average person. >> Okay. >> So, you want to be the least average. >> Okay. 90% of people are right-handed. Put a finger up if you're right-handed. Okay, all of us got out. >> What if we are ambidextrious?

>> Most people, the majority of people, the. majority of people have brown eyes. >> Oh, Harper got cooked. >> Wait, Kenzie, do you got brown eyes? >> What the. >> Do you have brown eyes? >> I don't know. You look pretty brown from. over here. I can't really see anything. >> You never see my eyes. >> No, you just look very brown. Most. people. >> the only good thing on me is my eyes. And you didn't even see them. Usually, your skin reflects your eyes and your. skin's very brown right now. Or wait. Yeah, it's like very tan right now. So, it's like. >> All right. Most people have brown hair. I got cooked. Everyone Kenzie, you have. brown hair.

>> and math. >> Yeah. And Harvard. Hey, we all caught up. to. >> everyone except and red is a is a. >> Everybody hold your fingers high and. high and mighty. Here we go. Okay. Um, the average male is 5'7. The average. female is 5'3. Does anybody match those? >> No, I'm 5 like one, two. >> Okay. Wow. We all escaped. >> Wow. Um, the average person completed high. school. >> I haven't yet. >> Yeah, it says unless you're in high. school. So, actually, you're fine. So,

everybody everybody put a finger up. >> Yeah, I was going to say mean you have. to put fingers up. >> Put a finger up, Harper. >> Yo, what the. >> It says It says unless you're in or if. you're currently in. >> Okay. Uh, the average person lives in an. urban area. Let's be real. Shopping is. not as easy or as fun as it sounds. Ever. try on 10 things in the dressing room. just to hate all of them? Order a bunch. of sizes online just hoping one might. work? It's time consuming, frustrating, and half the time you still end up. wearing the same old stuff because. nothing new feels right. That's why.

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>> Like somewhere in a city. So, we all. live in a city. >> Okay. All right. This is no fun. We're. all just like getting the same thing. >> Yeah, we're all we're all at four. I was. skipping some like the average person. owns an iPhone. I'm not asking that. Um, the average Wait, what? What does it say? 60% of people. This can't be right. 60% of people. >> thinks cash is cool. What? >> I don't think it's on there. >> I'm not putting my hand. >> I guess we all got to put our fingers.

up. That's crazy. >> No. Okay. >> I would like to put all my fingers down. for that one. Actually, >> it actually says 60% of people, which. this can't be right. 60% of people wear. glasses or contacts. >> Who does here? >> I don't. >> That cannot be right. >> It's probably right when you include old. people. >> Oh, we have we all have some good eyes. >> We do. Yesterday, I was struggling to. see the pickle ball. >> All right, continue. >> The average person going to the BMI. chart is overweight.

>> Don't look at me. >> Why did you look directly at me? >> Okay. Hey, None of us are overweight on. the BMI chart. >> No, you're not. You are not overweight, Harper. >> Well, for my height, I kind of am. >> No, you're not. That's the whole point. of the BMI chart. >> I check the BMI chart almost every day, and I am a little I'm like at the top. overweight. I am severely overweight. >> Well, ain't nobody saying you weren't. What the freak? >> Wait, look. Am I chart? >> No. No. Finish the questions. >> Wait, no. We're about to find out if. Harper's overweight. Uh, let's see. You.

are tall. She's going to have to tell. you her weight. 52. >> 52. Okay. Now, >> and as long as. >> You don't have to tell them if you. don't. >> Dang. Okay. Um, yeah, there's no way. >> What does the weight say? >> Unless you're are. 35 lbs. >> What's your. >> That's overweight. >> That's the first That's the first level. of being slightly. >> overweight.

>> for your height. How much do you weigh? >> You are not 135 pounds. >> 107. >> You're not even close. >> Are you joking me? >> Okay. So, she's on the underweight side. >> No, I'm not. >> Kenzie, my. >> No, actually, you're on the uh you're on. the very furthest side, the closest side. to the healthy weight. Almost closer to. the underweight. So, you're fine. >> I grew up being on weight. >> Here we go. All right, that's four. Um, the average person sleeps six to seven. hours a night. >> Six, seven. >> I sleep more. I sleep I sleep more. So.

>> So put your finger up. >> No, if you sleep six If you sleep six to. seven, you put a finger up. >> Oh, I don't I sleep more than that. >> What the. >> M is Mav's lowkey a sevener. >> M like he could get away with four. >> I'd be staying up till like 2 or 3:00. a.m. Same. >> No, Mav gets M doesn't need sleep. >> M gets a total of four hours a night. probably. >> No, I get more than that. But you you. probably get seven at least. Maybe eight. to 9. >> My slumber was interrupted last night. actually. >> Six. Continue. my slumber.

>> issues. >> Yeah. And a little bit maybe. I actually. I'm excited to hear it. It sounds like a. good story. Last night. Wait, wait. We're on the last one. We're on the last. one. >> Okay. Wait. How many How many does. everyone have? >> I have four. >> I have five. >> Four. Four. Kinsey. M have five. Dang. Average couple. Um, you're skipping. these questions. The average person. >> Yes. >> Wow. >> Mhm. >> Wait, let make sure I read this right. Okay. Commonly arranged second. >> Who does Addy Cash should read the. questions? >> Yeah. Wait, where's number one?

>> Read. He's picking them. >> Yeah, he just like picks the ones. >> He's like picking the ones that doesn't. He's not average. >> Oh. Oh, I know. I just couldn't find. number one. I found two, three, four, and five. The average person's favorite. color is blue. >> Mine's pan. M. You're. >> M's cooked. Why am I cooked? >> Wow, you are so average. >> Wait, why is my favorite color blue? >> Mine's green. Just. >> like it should be. >> Why is everyone assuming my favorite. color is blue? >> Everyone knows your favorite color. >> You're just like the blue brother. >> What? Oh, by the blue. >> Cash is red, Maverick's blue. That's.

what like the first thing I thought when. I saw them right now. >> That's been our thing our whole lives. And I don't know why. Oddly enough, I'm. wearing a blue hoodie and he's wearing. But normally it's switched. Yeah. If. anything, I think you're blue. >> Yeah. But I don't know why I'm the red. one and you're the blue one. >> I would like It's like if. you and Reese. Wait, no. Time out. What I have blue. eyes? >> No. Time out. What does me have? First. of all, I think I have a normal wideness. face. And what does whiteness have to be. doing with being red? Well, you're red. skin tone just really goes with all.

summer. It's just like you are the red. brother cuz your face is a little wider. You look more like Simon from Alvin than. Chem and you're blue. >> No, I mean I don't agree with that, but. just like I feel like when you guys were. born into the world, you were just the. red brother and you were the blue. brother. >> What about me and Ree? I'm red. >> No, no, no. You It's pink and purple for. sisters. >> I think you're you're. >> for sisters, it's pink and purple. >> My sisters was not pink and purple. I. always grew up being purple, but then. >> I was going to say you're purple. >> No, I feel like Reese is purple. >> No, I feel like Well, I. >> feel like me and Cash were more gold.

>> We had wet brushes and I had the purple. one. Reese had the pink one and I we. would always grow up like that cuz my my. friends Morgan and Audrey or our family. friends, Morgan was purple, Audrey was. pink. >> Yeah, I was pink and my sister was. purple. >> Yeah. Okay. Wait, so how many fingers. does everybody end up having? >> I had four. >> I had four. >> Four. >> Kenzie, math. >> I guess if y'all are forcing me to look. blue, then I'm six. >> Dang, that has six. is too forced. >> You know, I didn't think you'd be the. most average person here, actually. >> You're so average. >> I'm so averageely average. Yeah. Wow. >> Wait, wait. You don't. You and your.

sister weren't like pink and purple. sisters, >> but we're all yellow and green. >> Jaci liked blue and I like purple. >> Ji liked blue. >> Yeah. >> Oh, >> it's a funny way to. >> But if you guys were to have to. categorize like one of you pink and one. of you purple, would you say JC is pink. or would you say you're pink? >> No, Kayleie is pink. >> Oh, you have a third sister. >> Yeah. Oh, I guess it does get confusing. when you throw a third person into the. mix. >> Yeah, JC was always blue. Blue. Blue. Jaci. >> All right. Well, >> Kenzie would be maroon to me. >> Oh, maroon is good. Have you heard that.

song? >> No. >> The burgundy. >> I did wear a lot of maroon cuz for. whatever reason you were thinking of. maroon five. I was like, she just called. it a song. >> I thought I was going to go to Texas. A&M. It's a really sad day when I. didn't. >> Oh my god. >> Why didn't you go to Texas&M? >> Wasn't good enough to play softball. there, so I didn't go. >> Dang. >> Well, I was joking, but dang. It's really hard to get into cheer at. colleges. >> Really? >> Oh, I bet. >> Are you struggling to get into college? >> No, I'm not going to college. >> Oh, period. >> It's okay. >> Period. Why does he keep saying that? Um, no. No. I have the podcast that I.

do, so I'm not going to go to college. cuz I do a podcast. >> But I thought Are you Are you. >> I thought you were quitting the podcast. >> Yeah, I thought you said you were. quitting. >> Why do you keep saying that? >> You said you were going to LA. >> LA. >> Yeah, next year. >> Well, not next year. It' be the next. year. >> It' be the year after. >> It' be the year that you would go to. college. But you're saying you're doing. the podcast. Now, >> wait, this year? >> It's summer right now. >> Yeah. So, she's going to be a junior and. then she still has her senior year. So, in one year, she's about to start her. senior year. >> Oh, yeah. So, in two years now, you'd. move to LA. >> Yeah. >> Yeah.

>> So, we still have two years. >> Then what what are you going to do with. the podcast? >> Uh, what. >> what are you going to do with the. podcast? >> Uh, like swim in. >> Are you going to leave us? >> No. >> Swim in. >> Swim in. What did you That was the last. answer I thought you were going to say. >> I'm going to come in down and help y'all. out. >> So, you're going to live in LA and fly. back and forth. You realize we film like. two times a week? >> Yeah. >> You're gonna fly back twice a week? >> Oh, wait. No, I actually am very very. interested to hear your actual answer. What are you going to do if you want to. move to LA and do the podcast?

>> Well, I can be on the TV screen like. I have something to say. I have. something to say. >> We just set up like a We set up a. mannequin and tape an iPad to the face. >> like uh Plankton's wife. >> Yeah. >> Karen. Karen. >> Karen. Karen. Really? >> Is that in uh in Spongebob? Yeah. >> Um, you know, in Richie Rich, there was. a girl that was like on an iPad. And did. y'all ever watch Richie Rich? >> Yes. >> Cash looks like Richie Rich. >> He did watch Richie Rich. He doesn't. remember, but I had a friend named Ricky.

Rich. >> What? >> Okay. >> On a cruise. >> Ricky, the one that I love. >> Yes. >> Ricky. You love Ricky? >> I love Ricky. He's the best. >> He'd be so flattered to hear that. >> The one that lives in uh Atlanta. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Oh, our friend Ricky. >> Yeah. >> You like him? >> I love him. >> Wow. You're a first. Never thought. anybody would say that. I'm sorry. He's. catching strays on a podcast he's. probably not going to watch. >> Here, I got to at least tell him. Here, tell Ricky you love him. >> I love you, Ricky. >> Okay, that seemed forced, but she said. it on her own a while ago.

>> No, I mean, Rick is not married and like. No, I'm not saying no. No, >> he's also 31. >> I know. I'm saying that's my favorite. number, too. But anyways, >> no. >> I mean, he's just marking all the boxes. >> No, it adds up to four. >> What is happening right now? >> No, no, no. Four is my. >> Why does 31 add up to four? Make it your. favorite number? >> Four is my favorite number. 13 is my. favorite number. 49 is my favorite. number. Adds up to 13. 13 adds up to. four. It's an OCD thing. You would never.

get it. Um, but. >> you you said I have OCD. You diagnosed. me. >> No, you don't. >> Yes, you did. Remember you diagnosed me. >> I don't remember that. >> Remember I remember you were like, "Cash. is OCD. He doesn't like burps. >> Yeah, that's like a tiny thing. You. don't like burps cuz you had a traumatic. experience when you were younger. >> Oh, did you read my palm? What was that? >> It doesn't work the same. >> It doesn't. Not in the not read me. >> Uh, yeah. It looks like your mom used to. burp in your face when you were younger. and you don't like it. I understand. I'm. sorry. >> Oh, pretty accurate. It's good.

>> Um, no, but Ricky, like he doesn't have. a wife or anything, so it's like I I. love him as a friend. >> Oh, >> do you want to like find him a wife? I. would love to find him a wife, but I. love him. >> I'm sure Ricky would love to find a. wife. >> I love him as a friend. I love Ricky as. a friend. >> We're at the live shows and Ricky's. like, "What kind of moms are here?". >> So, if you come to a live show, better. watch out for Ricky. >> when you are between the ages of 25 and. 35. >> That song, Maria, just Maria, why you. going to do me like that?

>> Yeah, I I don't know why that song just. gives me the same vibes with the name. Ricky. >> What? Ricky, why you It's the same. thing. >> He re-recorded. Not even the same. >> Also, by the way, coolest song ever that. Justin Bieber dropped making a song. named Maria about a girl that claimed. she had his baby. And he was like, "That. ain't my baby." So he made a song named. Maria. >> And he goes, "Maria, why you going to do. me like that?" And he said, "That ain't. my baby. >> That ain't my girl.". >> Original.

>> Huh? >> That's the Michael Jackson thing. >> No. >> No. Yeah. >> No. You're getting confused. >> Is not my lover. Well, yeah, but I think. Wait, you know, >> he copied it. >> No way. Because when I listened to the. Bieber song, that's insane. I didn't. realize that was what Billy Jean was. about. Cuz listen, when I listen to the. song, when I listen to the song, he goes. at the very end of the song, if you go. listen to Maria by Justin Bieber, at the. end of the song, he goes, "That's not my. girl." And it sounds exactly like.

Michael Jackson. >> He did say that. We listened to it in. the car the other day. He said, "Why was. he trying to be Michael Jackson?" Three, three days ago we listened to I said, "Who was that on the track? Who was. that?" And Kate was like, "What?" And I. was like, "I don't know. That ain't. Bieber singing. Sounds like Michael. Jackson." He just goes, "That's not my. guy.". >> Like that. >> I think that's pretty close to Michael. Jackson. >> It didn't necessarily. >> I wish I could play that. >> I know. I want to like compare now. I'll. do that after. You guys don't understand. how bad Cash wanted to be. Justin Bieber. and Michael Jackson. >> And Michael Jackson growing up. I mean, he was in his room in the mirror just I.

practiced the dances just in case I was. ever on the stage. He never made it. though. >> No, never did. >> Look, I have the cool jump. The jump. >> He does his jump. I've seen him do this. in his bedroom a ton of times. >> Wait, what was cool about that? >> Is that what Michael Jackson did? >> You guys know he. JB don't know. >> Oh my gosh. What generation do y'all. grow up in? >> No. Is that the one that you used to.

think about me too? You told me. >> my parents say I'm a fool. >> You don't know that. I mean uh dude, if. there was one concert I could ever go. to, I wish I could have went to that. version of Justin Bieber. Dude, that was. the best. >> He's jumping on stage like he comes out. of the stage and he goes, "It's JB.". Everybody's like, "Ah, it's JB.". >> That would be so fun. >> That's so fun. I. >> like a young Justin Bieber concert. Everyone when I was younger had the. biggest crush on him and I just never. got it. Me neither. I don't understand. >> No. I thought he was so cute. He had. like helmet hair. >> No, it was like Justin Bieber and Ross. Lynch. I thought one of them would be my.

husband. >> Really? >> Yeah. It's not. >> And then you got like the Walmarts. >> I got like the Walmart. I got I. literally did. I got like the Walmart. version of both of them combined. >> What the? >> Yeah. Joseph Bieber. >> It works. He tried. >> Yeah. >> You can't even see. >> Ready? Ready? Ready? >> No. No, no, no, no, >> no. We won't get copyrighted cuz I'm. only going to play the last second. >> Oh, wait. >> Oh gosh. He's literally going to. copyright this. >> Oh, see that'll get us copyrighted. Don't Don't you worry. Don't you worry. Ready? >> Gosh. What's the other song? Cash that.

>> Wait. Ready. >> Oh, okay. Here it comes. I'm just going. to keep talking so that the mic like. doesn't pick it up at all because I'd. hate for this episode to get. >> I found the time to spin. Don't you. worry. >> Yeah, you heard that. Huh? Sounds real. nice. >> Ready? Hit that. >> See, she won't sing on the pod, but she. randomly will do that. It sounds so. good. >> Tell me this is not Michael Jackson. She's not my girl. >> I mean, that's so that's not Justin. Bieber. >> Oh, that is clearly Justin Bieber. Oh my. gosh. Are y'all stupid? >> I really It's not Michael Jackson.

>> Clearly Justin Bieber with a lot of like. voice effects to try to sound like. Michael Jackson. >> Y'all are so dumb. It's worse than I. thought. Listen, >> that is that is Justin Bieber. >> No, I I can I will pay you a million. dollars. >> I wish I could play the rest of the song. so y'all could hear how Justin sounds. >> I know how he sounds. I also know how. Jackson Listen. She's not. that Justin. >> It sounds like a little boy. She's not. my girl, baby. >> That's not the same guy.

>> No, I saw that in the car the other day. He was like four years old when he made. that song. Of course, he sounds like. Look it up. >> She's not my girl. >> Wow. >> No, that that's exactly how Justin. sounds. >> Wait, wait, you actually kind of hit it. Do that again. >> No, I don't. You never knew it once I. asked. >> It sounds like Justin Bieber cuz he was. like four. Who all sings on the track. Maria by Justin Bieber? >> Oh my god. She's on the ground. >> Let's see. Let's see. >> Wait. You think Michael Jackson's on it? He was dead. >> No, I don't think that. >> Do you believe in the theory that he's. >> Maria Jesse me?

>> No. >> Himself. And August Rigo. August Rigo. Background vocals. I told. you there's another person on it. >> We never said there wasn't. >> Background vocal. >> She's not my girl. It's clearly not him. That is him. I can hear it. >> Sing that to him. Try. >> Why do you sing like Cartman? >> That's how the guy says it. >> The guy. That's how Justin said it. >> We can ask him ourselves. Honestly, Justin, you want to come on our podcast?

>> I wish. >> Dude, it's not clocking to you that I'm. a dad. >> Clocking with you that I'm a dad. I'm a. husband. on the beach. >> I just looked up the guy and I'm. listening to his song. That's the guy. Okay, he's the one who said it. >> We can debrief after. >> We'll move on. I don't know how it's not. clocking with you guys. >> Standing on business. It's not clocking. >> at the beach. My That's my favorite. line. I'm a husband. >> at the beach. >> Husband. I'm a dad.

>> At the beach. >> She's like, "What did that have to do. with being a husband and dad? >> I'm a real man now.". >> Saying like, "I'm at the beach. I'm like. trying to mind my own business.". >> That man has been freaking harassed by. the public for so long. >> And by P. Diddy. >> Okay. Wait. Well, didn't he? Okay. >> I don't know. That That's the rumors. >> I don't. >> That's what they say. >> He actually got released. >> He did. Really? >> Yeah. His lawyers are that good. >> I thought he died. >> No, >> he didn't. >> She's not Okay. Um, no. But. >> anyways, he got the best lawyers in.

town, apparently. >> Yeah. No, Justin's crash is valid, though. >> No, you see, one thing that oddly is. weird to me about Justin Bieber, if. anybody has seen his Instagram recently, his Instagram, he's going insane. He he. posts like. >> crazy. Didn't Haley like un add? >> I pray for him. >> No, he's not actually he's not actually. going insane. I don't think anything, but he posts like 30 posts a day, >> which is just commitment. You're. physically posting yourself 30 a day. Think that would get tired. >> He's like taking a picture of like this. can on the floor and posting it with no. caption. >> Yeah. Just like the way they get.

millions of views still. >> It literally eats it up. I'm not going. to hate because if I could post a. picture of a can and it get 10 million. likes with like a million people. commenting about the can. I wonder what. they'll say about this can. >> That's real cool. Honestly, that you can. you can still do that, Justin. Props to. you. We're We're not hating. We're just. jealous. >> But if I ever meet Justin Bieber, the. one thing I will ask him, and I'm not. joking, is if that was him singing at. the end of that line. >> Gosh, I promise you it's not him. singing. >> You saw him one time. >> No, I mean I promise you it is Justin. singing. Pass said he was across the.

street one time from him. >> Oh my god. Hey, that last line of Maria, was that you? >> Yeah. >> Y'all know we were scheduled to shoot. videos with Justin. >> No, you weren't. >> Yes, we were. >> Say you swear. >> No, we were not. >> Yes, we were. >> His channel trolls. >> Oh, no. That one time. I do remember. that. But we weren't actually scheduled. to. They were just saying Justin wanted. to film with us. He was in town. It was. like we had like literally it was like a. 2-hour period was all he had. >> I do remember that. It was a true story. >> And and we were like, "Dang, we can't. make it.". >> You know that clip of Madison Beer where.

she was like, "I was supposed to. >> I was actually supposed to be in the. video. Yeah, I was supposed to be in the. video actually. Yeah. >> Wait, can Madison Beer come on our. podcast? >> Yeah, that's the same energy. >> Really? That's the same energy? >> Yeah. >> Jackson Bieber wants to come on. >> Wait, why did y'all not Why did y'all. not. >> We weren't in town. It was in LA. >> I mean, you couldn't drop what you were. doing and go, >> "Oh, it just takes a little flight.". >> I still don't remember all of this. story, but I remember there was a. possibility of us shooting with him. I. don't remember. >> Uh, yeah. They said, "Hey, our managers. were actually like really close with him. and his team, and they were like, "Hey, you you guys like need to be here.

>> He's coming into town. We got it like. worked out. You guys are gonna shoot. some videos with him. >> So, does he know who you are? >> Probably not. It was probably just like. he was probably just told like, "Oh, >> these guys want to film with you.". >> Yeah, these guys want to film some like. short form content with you. >> But Jackson Bieber, Justin Bieber's. little brother, wants to come on the. pod, >> so we could have him on the podcast. >> And then you can ask him, "Is that. Maria?". >> You think they're actually close, though? They're so far in age that they. weren't ever really. >> He does post with him a lot. >> Oh, really? >> Also, I was supposed to play Apex with.

him. I never did. Oh, we need to play. Apex. We need to play Apex again. I. should whip out my Xbox. >> Oh, I don't know. >> What's his name? Jackson Bieber. >> Jackson Bieber. >> J Axo N. >> Harburn and Jackson. >> No, he's like 14. >> Oh, is he really? >> I think he was 14 when you were 14, which makes him 16 now. Like you're 16. >> I feel like y'all don't understand. >> How old is How old is Justin Bieber? Like 30. >> Yeah, probably. Also, do you guys have. any more bottles of that self tan? >> She's not. >> Why? >> Huh? >> Why? I was just wondering.

>> Yeah. No, the rest of I still have like. a little bit. >> Why is my hair all of a sudden itchy? >> Your hair is itchy and your bottle would. be downstairs. >> If I told you yes. >> Whatever you're thinking, I'd say no. >> I'm just saying my god. >> You can't look this good. You wouldn't. be able to believe. >> I know. He honestly Imagine, >> sweetheart. You don't want to see me if. I was tan. >> I'd be the most golden bronze human. ever. >> A golden bronze. I feel like he like. literally was making fun of us when we. got on the episode and now he's jealous. of us.

>> My tan would look good. I wouldn't. overdo it like that. >> This is not overdoing it. >> Overdo it. >> Yes. If I self-tanned, if I ever did, >> Kenzie's. >> my self tan would look amazing. >> I don't understand how ours looks so. different. >> I just am a better blender. >> Best. >> I'm kidding. >> Okay. >> I think cuz you like rub yours. Huh? >> Yeah. I think the average person does. Where you going? >> That's crazy. >> What do you mean you pat it in? Hi, P. >> What do you do, Harper? >> Uh, I use a mitt. >> Do you rub it?

>> Yeah. >> You don't? >> No, that's okay. >> Well, let me tell you what I did. Here's. the process. I take some big black. gloves, >> like latex. >> Yeah. And like the doctor and I pop them. on my arms like this. And. >> Are you being so serious? >> Yes. >> Really? >> Wait, what do you do with your hands. once you're done? >> Then I pump some into my hands and I go. like this. And then I just I know but. with your actual hands like like you. have to take the latex gloves off and. then. >> Oh yeah. I take them off at the end. And. then after I do one leg and it's all. covered, then I take my mitt and I go.

just so you do a little blend in, you. know? >> I don't know. >> What do you mean? I just told you. >> What are you confused about? >> Wait, are you so Are you a trolling? >> Are you serious? >> She doesn't use a latex glove. >> You want me to show you this? >> Uh, she does. She was yelling at me to. find her latex gloves. Wait. Actual. latex. Do you understand that that's. probably what's happening here? What's. the problem? >> Wait, what do you mean that's what's. happening here? >> No, like you see how mine is like not. near as dark as hers cuz I have product.

>> I'll be honest. It looks like you got. scammed, Kate. >> No, it's because I use like an a mitt, which is like what the average person. not saying. Kit, too. >> She's not average. She got five fingers. Exactly. Go on. >> Oh, then I just pat it in. I do that to. my whole body. >> Oh, it looks great. It looks a lot. better than Kate. Well, it looks It. looks fine when you rinse it off in the. shower cuz then it's not so dark. >> Yeah. I hate the smell of tan. >> I don't think I don't think I I think. Kate's looks like what a tan should look. like once you wash it off.

>> Yeah, when you wash it off. >> But yours is a little much, but when you. wash it off, it looks good. Like it. might look better. >> We also use the platinum one. Also, I. missed my right foot and I don't usually. miss my right. >> And you got a hair on your big toe over. there. >> What's going on? >> Calling you out today with your neck. I. didn't shave my legs before I did that. either, so that could be a problem, too. >> I feel like Kate's tans always turn out. so good. So, I don't understand. Do you. Does it always look like that before you. wash it? >> No, I don't usually use ultra dark. platinum 2-hour express, but I had to. get this tan quick. >> But also, I think Kate's like natural.

undertone is like yellowy and so she's. more of an olive and my undertone is. red. So, I. >> What are you talking about? How did you. know what they were going to say? >> There are certain There are certain. tanners for anybody that may want to. tan. You need to figure out what your. undertone is cuz like if you are like a. yellow olivey undertone, you have to. find a tan that'll match. >> like more of a green tan. >> Yeah. But if you have like more of a red. undertone, there's tans that'll match. your skin tone and it'll just look a. little better. >> Yeah. This one is loving tan. Don't. recommend if you have a red undertone.

You should definitely use Staint Tropus. >> I recommend loving tan if you have a. yellow undertone. >> I don't understand like the yellow. undertone. The red I don't. >> undertone. Oh, thank you. Like Kate Kate. can wear like yellow and stuff. I can't. wear yellow. I'd look horrible. >> What? >> I don't think you'd look horrible. Look, >> I would look horrible. >> Imagine this was a shirt. Oh, you look. great. You look great. >> No, I'd look bad, wouldn't I? There's a. reason I don't own yellow. >> Oh, I love yellow. >> Yeah, but you have different skin color. >> Yeah, but I can't wear green. >> And Kate's bruises turn green.

>> Oh my gosh. Yeah, I'm always bruising. myself. >> My bruises turn purple. >> I got a question. >> Yeah, >> I got a question. >> Let's say let's say. >> did that. >> Um. Never mind. I can't ask that on the pod. Let me rephrase it. >> Mhm. >> Okay. >> What's the problem? >> He's thinking through it live. >> Thinking? Yes. This is a live think. through that. >> Can you Can you say all your thoughts. out loud? >> Uh. >> I don't think you should encourage that. You should not encourage that. >> You wish I did that. I can't do that. >> No, I actually I had a thought last.

night. So, Honey is not to be trusted to. not sleep in our in a crate in our. bedroom. Um, just because the few times. I've let her not sleep in her crate, she. has one or two times pooped on the. floor. So, >> in the middle of the night. >> Yeah. There was one time I like always. locked her crate up and she never like. would bother me to go to the bathroom or. anything. And the one time, the first. time I ever was like, "Okay, I'm just. going to leave her crate open and if she. wants to like lay on the tile, she can. cuz sometimes she gets hot." And so I. did that and that night she was sick and.

she like literally went into our closet. and pooped and I was like, "No." Like. she closet. Yes. cuz the door was. closed. So, she went to our closet and. it was like far away from her crate. And. so, I was like, "No." And so, I was. like, "Okay, all right. I guess she. can't be trusted." So, for the next like. >> three or four nights, she woke me up. every single night to go to the. bathroom. Even though she's locked in a. crate, she aggressively would like slap. her crate and it would wake me up. And. so, I know she was like sick that week. It was so bad cuz she was waking me up. every night. And then I started having. nightmares. I was like, "No, she's going. to wake me up again and I'm not going to.

sleep as good." But anyways, last night. she starts aggressively hitting her. crate again. And I was like, "She has to. poop. She's going to poop." And so I got. up and I let her out and she goes. outside and she just looks at me and. then she just drinks out of the water. bowl for 30 seconds and she didn't go to. the bathroom. I was like, "You woke me. up to get a drink of water.". >> And then I was like And then I was like. so sad cuz like you know when you like. you think about your dog and how they. just have like a little heart and a. little brain and little organs and. they're just so cute. I was like a she's. thirsty. >> Your dog has like bad breath.

>> Yeah, >> that's for sure. >> Yeah. No, not good things. But. >> yeah, you got to fix something is wrong. with it. >> I don't understand why. it can't control its bladder. It's vomit. or it's crap. >> I can't control my vomit. She does not. like make any noises when she's about to. throw up. She just goes. >> and it just falls out of her. >> She crapped on the couch. >> Okay, first of all, no, she didn't. physically poop on the couch. She pooped. outside and there's a little bit on her. and she came inside and it got on the.

couch. Oh, the boys made it sound like. she went to the bathroom on the couch, jumped off the couch, and then went to. the bathroom again on the floor and I. was like, "Oh my gosh.". >> No, it was like a little bit still on. her and she sat. >> Yeah, it was it was it was large enough, >> dude. >> It was It was probably a spot like this. big on the couch. And actually, I'll. have you know, last week I told Cash, "Hey, I'm going to take all the couch. covers off and wash them. It's been. probably like five or six months since. I've done it last, and they need to be. cleaned." And he was like, "No, no, no. You're not going to do that. You're not. going to do that." And I was like,

"Why?" And he was like, "That's so much. work. You don't need to do that." And I. was like, "I do though. Like couch. cushions get dirty. You need to clean. them." We have so many people on our. couch all the time. And he was like, "Nope." And then yesterday, honey got a. little bit of something on the couch. And I was like, "Well, I needed to clean. them anyway, so I'm not too irritated.". But I do often check her little booty to. make sure. >> Oh, that's good. >> I do a little booty check. >> I do. I do. I'm very cautious of it. because I know she gets on the couch, so. I try to check her. Man, what the. >> Oh, no.

>> Yes. >> Oh, no. You're back. >> Oh. >> Oh, yeah. >> Oh, no. Cash, turn around. >> Look at his low taper fade. How white it. is now. >> Why you still packing? >> No. Turn around. Show us your back. >> Yes. I will show you anything you want. >> Yeah, I know. Magnificent. >> No. Turn around. >> Okay. All right. And. >> there it is. >> Oh my gosh. Oh my god. Still some. bodybuilding competitions or what? >> You know you missed your whole back. >> You know how I'm like, "Hey, Cash, can.

you tan my back for me?" I do that. >> Why does it actually make him look like. he has an arm? >> I know. What? >> I do have an arm. >> Oh yeah. Oh yeah. >> This is who he looks like. >> Brother, >> this is what he looks like. >> He looks like a. >> He looks like this guy. >> What guy? >> Looks like Let me see. Let me see. Let. me see. >> Who is that? Why did you find him? Let me see. >> This is what you look like when you're. flexing. Okay. Ready?

>> I wanted to shut that. Okay. Go. >> What? I mean, Matt's really dragging. this out. Sorry. >> Oh my god. >> Oh, wow. >> Where did you find it? >> That's what. it's so accurate. >> He's like, "Oh yeah." Oh yeah. Wait, is that Daniel? >> The sad thing is y'all know him. >> Can you do that pose real quick after. the forces with the arms? >> No. Arms up higher. Curve your arms up.

higher. >> Curve your neck forward time. Yeah. >> Oh my gosh. >> He looks exactly like him. [Music]. >> Yes. I'm going to start actually wearing. selftanner when I. >> can you please do one of his videos. get. back from the gym. >> He goes up to people and he goes, "Hey, can you film me real quick?" And he. does. >> That's funny. He's funny. >> Doing that in the sauna is insane. He. asks someone in the sauna to film him. He goes, "Hey, can you film? >> Hey, I'm so sorry. Can you film this?".

>> And he leaves them. >> with his phone. >> I want to do that thing where you like. give your phone out to someone. You're. like, "Hey, can you film me?" And then. they're like, "Okay, just follow me. around." And then I like start screaming. like, "Stop following me and filming. me." This is so funny. >> Those videos are so funny. And. when the person's like, "Uh, no, no, no.". >> What? >> Or or when you're like, "Wait, can you. film this really fast?" And then you. start running after them. >> I wouldn't do one. I don't even know. what I would do, but I'd be like, "Hey, can you film this?" And then do. something crazy. Okay, I'm going to. start undressing now in Walmart. Here we.

go. >> This person is making me undress myself. >> This person is making me undress, so I. guess I will do it. >> for money. >> We have a We have a prank we're doing. after this that I'm excited about. >> What is it? >> Uh, it's part of our prank series. You. know, you can check it out later if you. want. >> Postpone it. >> Postpone it. >> Yeah. >> Another day. >> Just to tomorrow. >> What's happening? >> What? >> Well, cuz one, I'm just a little. stressed and I don't feel prepared. And. I also look like this. >> Well, you can fix that hopefully. >> I don't I don't even think he was.

talking about that prank. Were you. talking about the laptop prank? >> Uh, no. Or that one? I'm talking about. the one where we're calling family. members. >> Yes. >> Yes. I'm so excited for that one. We're. going to be or Mav and Kinsey. You guys. tell them what you're gonna be doing. >> Well, we're calling our family members. and asking them. Well, we made it sound. kind of emotional. I talked I talked to. both my grandmas for like I'm not. getting 30 minutes yesterday. They're. asking me questions. I mean, they. they're totally sold. They have no idea. >> Oh, you're so sad. Sad. I know. I I.

asked mom. I said, "Is this mean?" I. feel kind of feel kind of mean. >> If you think it's mean and then it is. mean. >> Just wait till you hear what he talks. about. We're going to they're going to. get on and they think the adoption agent. is just going to ask them questions. about our family, what it's like, what. Christmas is like, everything. And. instead, wait, you're confusing, man. So, we're doing a prank where Maverick. and Kinsey are going to tell our. grandmas and stuff that they're they're. looking to adopt a kid. So, the an. adoption agency has to interview family. members. >> and they Maverick wants our grandmas to.

be some of the family members that they. interview on Zoom. >> But they're gonna troll them. They're. gonna troll. Like we have a fake. interviewer, >> but. >> yeah. So the agent's gonna ask him crazy. questions like. >> what? >> Like so who did you vote for in the last. election? >> Oh my god. >> We're like M's going to be like uh M's. going to be like yeah. So my grandma's. um you know they're real sick and um I'm. practically their full-time caregiver. Our grandmas are perfectly fine by the. way. >> They both live like. >> and they're going to they're going to. like act like they're going to like. either act like no no no I'm not or like.

they're going to be like I am. He's like. where I mean we're their full-time. caregivers so we're really good at we'll. be really good at taking care of. children as well and just like see what. the grandmas do. >> I can't that's gonna be so granny I feel. like granny's going to be like now what. that's all she's going to be able to. say. Grandma's going to be like. >> she's going to give you look at. >> I feel like grandma might actually be. like no no and then be like see the. Alzheimer's has already set in. She. >> she doesn't understand. >> She has Alzheimer's so we've been taking. care of her. I don't have Alzheimer's as. you can see. She forgets.

>> Yeah. >> Oh man, I feel bad. But oh well, they're. going to get cooked. >> Well, lucky for you, it sounds like Mav. is going to do a lot of the talking. >> I don't I don't know if he is, but also. I really think we should move it to. tomorrow. >> I'm with you. Tomorrow is just trying to. postpone it for. >> I'm so with you. Cash and Mav like eat. up public pranks and stunts and videos. and Kenzie and I. >> This isn't even public. This is. >> No, no, but even just like involving. innocent people. >> I don't even have to film this. It'll. just be fun. >> No, I know. involving innocent people. I. feel like with family, it's a little bit.

different, but like especially when. we're in public, I feel like such a. nuisance to society. I don't like. disturbing people's peace. I don't like. acting childish. But also, I'm just not. a good liar. And so, as soon as I start. like saying things that aren't true, I'm. just going to start be like I'm going to. be so awful. >> We're also gonna have our little cousin. get on one of the calls. Oh my god. And. M's gonna be like, "Yeah, we just took. him to Disneyland. We did not take him. to Disneyland.". >> And the interview's gonna be like, "Oh, what was your favorite ride?" He's going. to be like. >> the fun one.

>> Yeah. But that video is going to be on. the Cash and Maverick channel soon if. you guys want to see how the. >> Yes. You can go subscribe. That one. should be coming out soon. Actually, might already be out by the time this. drops. >> Oh. >> So, also, if you guys haven't already, go get tickets for tour the LOL. Podcast.net. We have more shows coming. up in the US um and Australia. When this. one comes, it will be. >> Well, no, no, just please don't cuz we. move them around a lot. But it'll be. Australia, UK. messing with people's feelings. >> Canada and the US. We're touring all. five of those countries. So, if you live.

in those five countries, go to the. lolodcast.net. >> Basically, the whole world. >> basically the entire. >> That's why it's called a world tour. >> We should have called it the planet. tour. That would have been so much. cooler. >> What if we went to Mars? What's up. there? What if there were fans? I don't. know if they have any. >> We're about to go to New York, though. >> New York? >> Yeah. But the New York show will be done. by the time this comes out. I think. >> every time I go to New York, I just go. New York. Uh, but. >> I get to say it again. >> What? >> New York. >> New York. >> That's enough of that. >> Yeah. Okay. Anyways.

>> Anyways, >> but no, seriously, next world tour we. should do, we should call it the planet. tour. That should be the name of it. Hey, >> you didn't even tan your legs, Cash. >> I have Dang, I'm going to look real off. I've been really wanting to get a good. clip at one of the shows. Do y'all think. it's wrong to drop Kinsey during our. dance so I can get a good TikTok video? >> No. Yes, it's wrong to just drop her on. purpose for a gift. >> Actually, I would argue you shouldn't. because then it's just embarrassing. because Cash and I were doing a magic. trick and he dropped me.

>> Correction. Watch the video. Kate, you're you rolled your ankle and you. fell. >> cuz you couldn't I did not do any. dropping. Is there any footage of this. anywhere? >> There is I watched like something. >> You guys have a video of Cash dropping. Kate in Atlanta. >> I was looking on the side and I thought. that was real or I thought it was fake. I was like, "Wait.". >> No, no. I was definitely supposed to get. out of the box and we were supposed to. look graceful and beautiful like a great. magic couple. And. >> I look graceful and beautiful. I just. ate it. >> So funny. Kay was so excited for this. magic trick because she was like, "Oh, I. get this pretty gold outfit and I'm just.

going to look so pretty on stage and. it's going to be wonderful." And I'm. watching her and she goes straight down. to the floor broken. >> I was like, "Wait, we can look so cute. for two seconds, Cash." And then I'm in. a freaking I was in the worst outfit. ever. I hated that outfit. It was It was. no good. Thank goodness for the new. outfit I got. >> Yeah. And y'all just love the outfits. you're wearing now. >> Yes. These are our tanning outfits. >> You have to wear this to be able to wear. the pretty dresses. >> Oh yeah. Good. >> Oh, so after this I get to wear a pretty.

dress is what I'm hearing. >> No, not not at all actually. >> Terra Costa Sherry Hill, right? >> Terry Costa Hill. >> I didn't know that. >> Should we uh in Washington DC? That's. Well, at this point, we've already been. to Washington DC, but when we go, should. we go like see if Mr. President wants to. come to the show? >> Who's president right now? >> Who's president? >> Yo, you that far behind Barack Obama. >> What? >> No. No. I'm actually serious. Is it. Trump? >> No. You don't know who president is? >> Is it Kanye? >> Wait, you don't know who the president. of the United States is?

>> Not right now. I'm Are we still in the. election? >> Did you Oh my gosh. Harper. The election. happened like 6 months ago. Donald Trump. dropped out. Kanye ran. And then Kanye. won. >> No, Kanye. I know that it's Ye actually. Oh, yay. I I know that. >> Kanye Kanye. or Kanye. >> Well, whatever. Kanye did not win. It's. Biden that's winning right now, right? >> Yes. Biden won the election. >> Biden's in office. >> Biden won the 2024 election.

>> What about 2025? >> There hasn't There is no election in. 2025. >> I'm so Let me ask. >> Do you know how the electoral college. works? Who is the president of the. United States 2025? >> Donald J. Trump. >> Oh, that thing must be behind. >> Yeah, it's inaccurate. Inaccuracies. Chad GPT is wrong sometimes. >> One time it was wrong with me. Did I. tell you about my wall of China. experience? >> Yes. >> No. >> Chad GPT is wrong. >> I asked I was watching The Karate Kid. where they run on top of the Great Wall. of China. So, I asked Chad GPT. I was.

like, "Hey, how long is the Great Wall. of China? How or I said, "How long would. it take for you to walk the entire. length? You asked how long it was. Yeah, I promise. I I promise. I said, "How. long does it take you to walk the Great. Wall of China?" It said the Great Wall. of China is approximately 15,000 mi. long. It would take you about 90 hours. I was like 90 hours. >> Well, I mean, if you non-stop stop. walking. >> Well, no. I was like, that's only like 3. 4 days. I was like, how would it only. take 90 hours? It's only like 4 days if.

it's 15,000 miles long. That's in. incredibly long. That's like the length. of the US times like six. >> Imagine, wait, imagine you showed up to. walk. >> Sorry. It should just be 3 days. Here we. go. And it just. >> people are like, what are you doing? You're like, I'm walking the Great Wall. I'll see you in 3 days. >> I'll see you on Wednesday. Um, and then. I was like, that doesn't add up. 15,000. miles long, but it would only take 4. days to walk. >> Sounds like a Ryan Trey video. >> And so I asked I asked Strategy BT.

again. I said, are you sure? because it. seems like 15,000 miles would take a lot. longer than four days. >> Never question Chad GBT. >> And then you know what it said to me? >> Chad GBT said, "Oh, my mistake. I had an. error." You are correct. It would. actually take like something between 1. to 1.5 years. >> Wait, that's actually an insane length. Tell me why I just realized how long. 15,000 mi is. >> The US is only like what, 3, four? >> No, the US is 2,800 miles from the East. Coast to the West Coast. >> Oh my gosh. >> So pretty much three. Call it three.

This is 15,000. so far. Is it around the. whole world? >> No, it goes around all of China though. >> and then it keeps going around China. >> No. No. What? >> How could it go around more if it just. No, it goes the entire border of China. >> I know. But that's not 15,000 ft. The. whole world is like 20,000 ft. >> No. So imagine the US is three. It would. be three this way and then probably like. 1,000 this way, 3,000 this way, 1,000. this way. So the US would be like at. least 8,000 miles.

>> 8,000 miles. >> Wait. China's bigger than us. >> Land mass. Yeah. >> Wow. >> Yeah. >> But yeah, I was like, how did Chad GBT. mess it up from 4 days to 1.5 years? >> Well, don't don't do chat dirt. Why is. cash smart? Like I did not understand. that. >> Thank you. And then Chad GPT was like, oh yes, that was my mistake. I'll fix. that calculation for you. I was like, you no way. The amount of things I've. asked Chad GBT and then when it tells me. it, I just assume it as 100% truth. >> Oh, I always cheat on my test with it. and I get 80s. So, you're not supposed. to confess that on the internet. >> I don't care. Honestly, we don't have.

our phones next year for school. >> What? >> Yeah, there's a whole entire freaking. thing. >> Oh, I saw the state law that got passed. Yeah, sorry. >> Wait, wait, wait, wait. What? >> Yeah, there's a law that got passed. No. phones in school. >> So stupid. >> No phones in school. >> No, no, no phones, no nothing. >> in the entire building. >> Oh, and clear backpacks. >> in the entire building. >> Entire. >> Clear backpacks. What if What if you. have like things that you don't want. other people to see? >> They're not bad. >> Like money. >> Yeah. Like what if you have money in. your bag or what if you have girl.

products? >> Exactly. >> Why don't you just get a clear backpack. and then put a bag inside the backpack? >> Or what if what if you're a boy playing. football, you got like athletes foot or. something, you got some athletes foot. rub in your backpack. Now everyone sees. that. That's so embarrassing. Wow. So. bad. >> Wait, that's actually insane. >> No, I hate. >> Wait, is the clear backpack like just. your school policy or is that like. everywhere? >> It's uh LISD. >> Oh, >> that's crazy. No phones in the entire. building. No Apple. >> Well, of course teachers can have this. I know. List her. >> No, I know. No, but it's a Texas thing.

with the no phones. I think. >> that's what I thought. Oh my gosh. >> Wow. I would not do that. >> No. It's so stupid. I hate school. And. I'm never. >> You're going to be almost done by the. time that passes probably. >> Yeah. >> Or is that next year? It's next year. >> Is that like as in like a month when you. start school? >> Yes. Yes. We're not allowed to bring any. phones. You are hooked. Completely. fried. Senior year's over. cooked more. than they are. >> Wait, I'm sorry. One of the best parts. about like school though is like when.

you're in class with your friends and. you're like in a freaking science lab or. something doing something and your. friends messing around and you take a. video and then you see this Snapchat. memory four years later and you're like, "Wow, like I was a I was a sophomore in. high school when we took this video. This was such a good time.". >> Now you have to do it in the parking. lot. >> Yeah, apparently. Like what? That's. >> I guess you what? Have to leave it in. your car? >> Yeah, I guess. No, no, I don't think. you're even allowed to bring it. Um. because. >> back at the end of the day if you call. it. >> it's so stupid. Like I'm I'm so sorry. >> When I was in school, if we got our. phone taken, you had to go pay for it to.

get it back. >> Yeah, this is true. You had to pay to. get it back. That happened. >> No, you didn't. >> I promise you. >> Somebody was hustling you. You did not. have to pay. >> I feel like a parent could just say, "No, we're not paying for it. Give Give. me my stuff.". >> No, you signed the paperwork at the. beginning of the year. Your first. offense, you get it back. Your second. offense, you have to pay. >> Sign what paperwork? at the beginning. >> I don't know. I understand what you guys. are saying. I don't know how what they. would do if you simply were like, "No, I'm not going to pay." They may just be. like, "Okay, you're not getting your.

phone back.". >> Yeah. I'd just say, "I'm not signing. that." Wait, wait, hold on. Hold on. Wait. How much was it? >> It was like $30 or something. >> Yeah, it wasn't. >> No. >> Yeah. >> $30. >> 30? I thought it was going to be like. five. >> Same. >> That's what happens when we miss when we. lose our ID. They're like $5 and then. they're like 10. Now it's 30. Now it's. 40. Now it's 50. It just keeps going up. >> It's cool. They power trip. They power. trip so much. We never had IDs like like. lanyards with like your face and stuff. We never had any of those. >> We did. We were required to wear them, but no one did. And then like what.

probably like a random week every school. year, I feel like they were like, "We're. going to enforce this now." And for like. two days, there'd be teachers in the. hallways looking to see if you had your. ID on. And then after the two days, it. was never talked of again until the next. year. >> I'm not kidding. There was no way if I. was 16, 17, 18 in school and they're. telling me I can't have my phone. Or. better yet, they going to try to make me. pay $30 for it. >> Say no to use the restroom. No, sorry. You can't use the restroom. >> I'd pee right on them. >> I do. Everyone thinks I'm joking. I' I'd. pee right in class. Not on myself, but I.

>> No, but you understand that that gets. you sent to the office and then like the. cops get involved because you just. violated a school property. >> They violated my human rights. I would. tell the cops that. >> You can't use the ration while I'm. teaching. What if I have to go now? What. if I have to go now? What if I have an. uncontrolled bladder? Yeah, exactly. So, >> I say, "Okay, I won't use the restroom. I'll I'll just pee right here while. you're teaching.". >> How about that? >> Is that what you prefer? Because I'm not. cleaning out. >> I would. And I take a dump in the trash. can. Actually, no. No. No. They're going. to have to pick it up off the floor. I'm. not using the trash can.

>> Yeah. Oh, do you see? No. You don't want. to do that because then they just call. like the innocent janitor to come. They're going to call the janitor to. come and then the janitor can file a. complaint for human reason. >> I make the janitor stand there look at. the teacher clean it up cuz they. wouldn't let me use the restroom. >> The janitors are the nicest people in. the school. >> I know. They're like the best friends at. the school. Everyone like you see your favorite. janitor, you're just like, "Hey, >> not the lunch ladies. Those people mean, >> so rude.". >> They always be so mean to me. They're. always like, "Get your food and go." I'm. like, "Okay.". >> Or they're like, "You don't have enough. money. Go." And they give you They give. you two pieces of bread with a cold.

slice of cheese. That's not a grilled. cheese. A grilled cheese is at least. grilled. >> You don't have enough money. Go. >> Uh, dude, being a lunch lady, man. >> $5 for grilled. >> No. Honestly, being a lunch lady, there. are probably some very kind lunch. ladies. No, there's none. >> I feel like I feel like a lot of people. that just end up working in the school, it was like a default for them and they. don't like have a heart to work for like. with children and it's like if you're if. you're around children that much and you. don't really like them, you're going to. be like, >> y'all don't know what it was like being. homeschooled. We didn't have a lunch.

lady. It was just f for yourself and and. food was not cooked. >> Frozen pizzas. >> That's right. I had to eat pizza frozen. >> Oh, poor baby. >> Have you ever ate a pizza that's frozen, Kinsey? I don't think so. >> Nonedible pizza. Like the cheese was. plastic. So your frozen pizza would have. been. >> They were like selling us expired milk. like every other week. >> Probably. >> I can still taste the pizza that was. from the school. >> and that I had in like third, fourth. grade. Like I can see it and taste it. right now. >> I just don't believe that you guys had. to fend for yourself because even now as.

grown adults when we go visit your mom, she's like, "Maverick, what can I make. for you separately that you will eat?". >> She did the same thing for you. Don't. look at me. But you know what food I. don't get? Fast food bacon. Man, that. thing I'm always convinced is not real. bacon. They crafted it somewhere else in. a lab. >> Fast food bacon. >> It is not real bacon. >> Where are you ordering bacon from? Fast. food places. >> I ordered all bacon burgers. >> Oh, where do you think the bacon comes. from? I never got. >> bacon at what a burger is definitely. real. >> That could be nice bacon.

>> Yeah, they got good bacon. >> Oh, everywhere else I like Wendy's. I. looked at the slab of bacon they gave. me. I'm like this I mean this just. cannot be real bacon. That's how I. imagine school bacon, but I don't. remember school bacon. >> No, there's no bacon. But all the kids. used to steal little like Tootsie or not. Tootsie fruit roll-ups in the line and I. was like I always snitched on them. >> Just kissing. >> You had Tootsie Rolls in your cafeteria. >> No, no, no. There I was the one who. snitched on them. My friend did. >> No. Were you ever lowkey like, "Oh, if I. snitch on this person like it'll get me. and like their good graces and maybe. they'll give me a free Tootsie Roll or. something." And then you snitch and.

they're like, "Thank you for telling. me." And you don't even get a free. Tootsie Roll out of it. It's like what. the freak. >> Yeah, it's not worth it. Wait, did you. guys have the. fast food in your high school? What do. you mean fast? Oh, yeah. Like. Chick-fil-A. That Liberty. Oh, sorry. Uh, one of the schools down here has it. They have Chick-fil-A every. >> I've seen that like online, but I've. always wondered if that was a thing. >> No, a lot of like college campuses have. it though. Yeah, all college campuses. >> Okay. Well, I want to clear my name. I. did not I never snitched on the poor. kids when I was in elementary school.

>> Definitely not for a Tootsie Roll. >> No. >> All right. Well, that's the end of this. episode. Yes. And as a thank you for. getting this far, I will fax for you. >> No, no, no, no. You should cut the. camera.