Kate and Harper’s Friendship is OVER!

You're a 21-year-old man, and you're. still obsessed with dinosaurs. Leave him alone. I like dinosaurs. shower. He showers. Look at his leg. That paint's been there. for 3 days. Smile for the camera. Stop. All right, I'm actually sorry. I'm. sorry, guys. Mhm. Do you really care? Yes, I care. I mean, I told you like. five times to stop, and you just did it. I'm sorry. I'll give you a hug. No, sit down. Oh. Can I Can you show y'all one thing? What thing? Just watch. Harper, YOUR MOM IS SNAPPING AT YOU. YOUR MOM IS SNAPPING. OH. OH MY GOD.

YO, WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY? WELCOME BACK. TO THE PODCAST. Um. I got a new lip balm. on his phone. Oh, and Kate got Wait, what is that? I got a new lip balm. She got a lippy. It's the Laneige peppermint It's the. Laneige candy cane lip balm, and I got. it because I love peppermint-like. flavored lip stuff. Do I sound like Stitch? Yes. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Mav does a good Stitch. impression.

He had just like too much alone time at. one point in his life or something. Who could mess with his Stitch. impression like that? just instantaneous. Like, anything I'm. good at. I think there's still heat between you. two. Heat? For y'all who don't know, the other day, like, literally like 48 hours ago. It's yesterday. Okay, 24 hours ago, Mav and Kate got. into a very heated argument. The. Actually, it was not heated at all. That was the most really heated. Shut up, shut up. That was the most. heated argument you guys have ever been.

in. Cash, that was not that heated. heat. One-sided heat? That's kind of crazy. Like, are you Are you talking about in. the living room? Yes. Yeah, no, I was not mad in the living. room. It was just like later I was like. were. I was mad at you. was obviously the most mad. You were You. were calling me names and stuff. I didn't call you names. Let's not Let's not bring it back up. No, WE. MOVE ON. WHAT'S NEXT? WHAT ARE WE. TALKING ABOUT TODAY? TO BRING THIS UP. THIS IS GREAT, GUYS. TRUST ME. KATE, Kate annoying, and she. got mad. And many other names.

Uh but I was thinking about the annoying. one. I just thought that was kind of. crazy cuz like she's called me annoying. probably a million times. They they were arguing and it was it was. crazy. Kate was all like, "Mav, I just. don't get why you think that." And he. was like, "I'M NOT TALKING TO ANYONE IN. THIS ROOM. NO ONE. AND KATE, YOU'RE SO. ANNOYING AND STUPID AND YOU CAN SHUT. UP." IT'S LIKE THAT Y'ALL THAT'S WHAT IT. WAS. THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED. THIS. CONVERSATION HAD BEEN HAD three times. and they wanted to bring it up again and. I was just like, I'm not having this. conversation. No, no, no. And then and then Kate she's crying and. she's like, "Why would he call me. names?" And then Mav is like, "Dude, it.

was heated. I don't know why y'all are. all blowing this off like. But yeah. No, no, no. Okay. Well, then what had happened was something was. done during filming the day before and. everyone on set agreed that it was kind. of crazy, but Mav didn't. Mav didn't like that I had said. something. the time Mav and Kate disagree on things. about videos and what can be said and. what can be this and what can be that. Y'all don't understand my hard life. And me, I'm I'm like the moderator. Like. I'm normally like the middle ground. Like I'm like, "Okay, this could be said.

or this could be. you know. Are you speaking English? Yeah, what? But anyways, Mav and Kate are like both. very opposite ends of the spectrum of. like what can and can't be said or. filmed or posted. And they argue a lot. about that. It's true. I have too much pride. And. Kate has too much fear. And these two things don't don't end. well together. Yeah. It's a recipe for disaster. Either way, I brought it up again. because everyone who had been there the. day before was there again and I wanted. to get others' opinions, but he did not.

like that I'd brought it up again. Because we. Yeah. Y'all That's what happened. The argument. is stupid. It ended up with name-calling. and tears. And it was crazy. And then. afterwards, I was like, "Okay, I'm done. Okay. Mav, come here. Kate, come here.". And I called them to sit in the room. together and I'm like, "You guys, you. need to talk this out and apologize to. each other.". And Kinsey, for some reason he was like, "And Kenzie, come here, too.". Well, yeah, I DON'T KNOW. MARRIED. YOU'LL HAVE TO DO IT TOGETHER, you know? Like. And I was like, "You guys need to talk. this out and apologize to each other.".

And it was literally like children. I. was like, "Mav, why are you mad at. Kate?". Okay, now Kate, why are you mad at Mav? woman thing and starts bringing up stuff. from weeks ago. Actually, it was kind of unfair. I'm not. going to lie cuz Kate's just sitting. there like this, crying. I told you I didn't want to do it. I was like, "No, no crying.". I told you. I said I'm I don't want to. talk to anybody while I'm crying. And. you were like, "It needs to be done.". And I was like, "Well, what then?". why were you crying? Cuz I was upset. Because he called her names. Well, not just called her names. Wait. There was a whole argument.

You know what I think is disgusting? Your husband hasn't took a shower. And I. can pro- prove to you that because look, there's still paint on his leg. him before, too. I was like, "Harper's. going to roast you. You need to go wash. your leg.". Yeah, Kenzie didn't tell me that. But. hey, to be fair, the paint that is still. on my legs is from like two or three. days ago. Um. Kate washed my leg. So, she has to wash her leg. my You're like, "Here, Kate, wash the. leg.". So, it's Kate's fault. Because I was. like, "Here, Kate, you wash my leg.". AND SHE WASHED MY LEG. SO, he still had paint on his leg.

So, I therefore not responsible for. paint on my leg. Yes, you are. You are. What? You're my washer. It's your leg. You're my washer. If I would have washed it, it would not. be there. You can guarantee that. Yeah. Well, it's disgusting. You're. I'm opening for a new washer, Mav. Anybody want to be my new washer? No, I won't wash your leg, I got it. Oh my gosh. Oh. What? I still have paint on my nails, so. that's. Yeah, you do. You actually have more. paint on you than anyone.

I had the time of my life. Okay, well, anyway, singing now. Okay, we're live. But yeah, I think. the argument. I DON'T KNOW. I WISH I I could I should. have videoed it. I'm videoing it next. time. But this guy's was the only. argument they've ever had. Not true. Like that's the whole time they've. to true. That's not true. You guys have argued like that ever. We've argued multiple times. No, not like that. I've I've been standing in that same. doorway HAVING TO APOLOGIZE. MULTIPLE TIMES. IT WAS SUCH DEJA VU. NO, I don't care what y'all say. That.

was the only time y'all ever argued like. that. What? What else? When else have you been. calling her stupid, annoying? She brought up. Did you call her stupid? I. may have called her stupid. I Listen, guys, it was a bad moment. It was bad. It was a low moment for you. a low moment. You know what Kate said? She goes, "AND. WE ARE BY THE WAY, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT. ME AT MY WORST, OKAY? LIKE THIS IS LIKE ONE OF THE WORST. THINGS I'VE PROBABLY EVER DONE, OKAY? This was really bad.". Kate told me she said, "I just don't. know why he called me stupid. Like you. would never call Kinsey names." And I.

was like, "Well, I might one day. I. don't know.". Maybe if we get really mad at each. other, we might. No, the thing was Kate didn't. specifically actually call me any names. Kate would just say, "Thanks." Like. "That's the stupidest thing. You don't. actually believe that That's the dumbest. thing ever if you believe that.". than calling someone. No, BUT IT'S IMPLYING IT. IT FELT. IMPLIED. I felt like a 50-year-old like mom that. had like two like babies. And I was.

like, "Okay, so apologize for calling. him stupid. Apologize for calling him. stupid, okay? You apologize for saying. he's ignorant, okay? All right. Now. hug." I literally said that to Harper. I. said, "Now y'all should hug.". Because it was a conversation that I. didn't want to happen right then and. there. And it was good that it did. Wasn't it? Was maybe it would have been. better later. Yeah. No. It would have made you feel better if I. wasn't crying. Uh that didn't really affect me. Didn't care. Heartless. He couldn't look at me. Yeah, I was getting all gooey. She. sitting there like. I was like trying not to cry because I.

told I said like five times I don't want. to do it when I'm crying. And Cash's words actually were, "No, he. needs to know that it actually. emotionally affects you when he does. that.". I just wanted to get it with. Whoa, that was. What's the. Should we call your mom to come pick you. up cuz that WAS CRAZY. THAT WAS CRAZY.

WAIT, THAT WAS REAL? OH MY GOODNESS. What in the world? Reclip it. Reclip. I was going to call your mom but my. phone just died. Sorry, you're just going to have to. suffer now. If you guys didn't watch the last. episode, Harper accidentally told her. mom that her fart sprayed everywhere. last episode. Yeah, that's not the last. episode but that was a long time ago. now. Sorry, we filmed it a while ago.

What are you doing? Making sure you don't get COVID or. something. I thought it just broke. Wait, what are you doing? Okay, Harper, next time you fart, you. got to be at least that far away from. me. All right, I'm sure another one will. come up in the episode. Okay, you must be 100 in away. stayed so chill, too. Didn't move at. all. I feel like it's only socially. acceptable for her to do it though. Like. if Americans you were to fart like that,

I'd be like, what's going on? Like can y'all please do it? Yeah, next time you guys have a fart, can y'all please do it? I've never heard. I've never heard Kinsey fart before. Have you, Mav? Nope. Really? Never heard. Yeah, she refuses. That's cap. I'm serious. Did you poop in front of him yet? No. What? Yeah, she won't. She told me before the honeymoon, she. was like, what happens if I have to go. to the bathroom? Wait, oh, we should have talked about. that in the honeymoon episode. We had. two bathrooms. That was the best part of. the entire honeymoon. That was your. That WAS YOUR HIGHLIGHT?

TWO COMPLETELY SEPARATE BATHROOMS WITH. showers and everything. It was crazy. That was your highlight. That's like. Was that y'all didn't have to be near. shower? It was so convenient. Cuz she was like. worried about it before. She was like, "What if I have to go to the bathroom on. my honeymoon?". noises. Yeah, that's the one No one can watch me. poop. I will not allow it. When I'm. pooping, it is me and that's it. Me and. my poo. So, what if Kate just needs to be in the. in the same room? No. YOU CAN WAIT. LIKE YOU UNDERSTAND. LIKE SHE'S NOT JUST GOING TO SIT THERE. and be like. She'll watch you. Like she probably. She would.

Okay, that's weird then. I wouldn't. allow that. I can't. NO, I WOULD NOT HAVE DONE THAT, but he's. made been so weird and made such a big. deal about it now that it's like. What are you hiding? No, and Kate like wants me to watch her. poo. Well, SHE LEAVES THE DOOR OPEN. THAT'S BECAUSE ME AND KATE. THAT'S BECAUSE ME AND KATE ARE. DIFFERENT. WHEN WE GO TO THE BATHROOM, WE DON'T. YOU'RE DIFFERENT? We're different. We're not like normal. people. When we go to the bathroom, we don't. wipe sitting down. Yes, I What? up when you wipe.

You watched each other go to the. bathroom? I've seen him. He stands up when he. wipes. Hold on, wait. Time out. How do normal people wipe? BEFORE I SAY ANYTHING. I usually go behind. Yeah, we all do that. That's not what I. was asking. Yeah, IF YOU GO FRONT. TO FRONT, THAT'S JUST WRONG. THAT'S so. wrong. When you wipe, do you stand up or sit. down? I I believe the correct way would be. sitting. No, that's not what I asked. I said, "What do you do?". Oh, I sit. Like Yeah.

You don't stand? I stand on the toilet seat. So, I. That's the best way to do it when you're. not even using toilet paper right then. and there. Well, now I'm like insecure cuz I don't. know how you're supposed to do it. No, that's how normal people do it. Yes, that's how me and you both do it. I. know. YOU STAND UP? THAT'S WHY NO ONE CAN WATCH US, OKAY? YEAH. IT'S A VERY VULNERABLE POSITION. THAT'S GROSS. SHUT UP. YOU'RE LYING. NO, I'M SERIOUS. AND I DIDN'T KNOW IF I.

WAS ALLOWED. TO. AND THEN I FOUND OUT HE. DOES IT, TOO. WAIT, WHY DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? Why does that make sense? Oh my gosh. Okay. Wow, I'm highly. disturbed. ON THE WALL? NO. NO, I'M HIGHLY DISTURBED. OKAY. Um so, Cash and I have black tile on the. floor in our bathroom. Okay. I don't know where this is going, but it's not true. And toilet paper, as we all know, is. white for the most part.

No, not for the most part. paper is white. MINE IS ALWAYS WHITE. It's just white. So, um. For the most part. I DON'T EVEN KNOW if you're telling the. truth right now. Yes, I stand up when I wipe. Yeah, he does. Wait, it's on the wall. It's on the. floor. NOT ON THE WALL, BUT EVERY TIME I GO IN. THERE, I never understood it. I WAS LIKE. THERE'S LIKE LITTLE LIKE. little like shavings of toilet PAPER ON. THE FLOOR. AND I WAS. THAT IS NOT FROM THAT. DON'T LET HER GET.

IN YOUR HEAD. THAT'S NOT WHAT THAT'S. FROM. YEAH, THAT'S NOT ME. NO. I ALWAYS THOUGHT LIKE, "WOW, THE ROLL of. toilet paper MUST REALLY LIKE. GOT SAND PAPER FOR A BUTT. LIKE HE'S GOT. LIKE. TOILET PAPER SHAVING THINGS JUST GOING. EVERYWHERE. I THINK THEY ARE. LIKE IN THOSE TINY. LITTLE THINGS THAT. YES, LIKE THE LITTLE LIKE SHAVINGS are. on the floor, and I never understood. why. I thought that the roll just like. flung them off. All right, yeah, that doesn't happen in. my bathroom. lying? No, I'm not lying, but. makes zero sense what you're saying. I think it's highly more common than you. would think. WELL, DON'T STAND UP AND WIPE your butt.

in my bathroom. My phone's dead. Someone Google how many. percentage of people stand up. Yeah, I'll Google that. I'M ACTUALLY SCARED TO FART in front of. boys. You just did. No, you're not. Not in front of them, BUT LIKE OTHER. BOYS. GUYS, SHE CARES ABOUT. SHE'S CALLED US WOMEN MAD. YEAH. NO, she's called us like. Like you know if you're like If I had A. YOU JUST DON'T WANT THEM TO If I HAD A. BOYFRIEND, I WOULD BE TOO SCARED to fart. or poop. Yeah, they just want to seem feminine. And that's super feminine, and I'm like, I don't poop. I don't burp. Not me. Not me, I don't. percentage?

I fart on cash a lot. What? Is it not good for us? Uh. Oh. Uh they found 65%. of wipers. uh wipe sitting down. Wipers. 65% and 34% wipe standing up. Yeah, it's. not that uncommon. Wait. ONE IN EVERY ONE IN EVERY THREE PEOPLE. WIPE. MEN. THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE. ONE IN EVERY. THREE PEOPLE WIPE. WHAT'S THE LAST 1%. DO IF THEY DON'T SIT or stand? Wait, wait, wait. They just don't wipe. Bidet.

65.7. and six and 34. Wait. I've been wanting a bidet. That would make sense. 60. Yeah, you should Wait, you should talk. about America. Well, everywhere else out there uses. their hand or a bidet, I think. In Italy, bro, I could not use the. bidet. I was just scared. Why? I've always wanted to use one. I've. never been able to. walked in on me using the bidet and I. got in trouble. You got in trouble? What? She didn't want water going straight in. my butt hole. Harper.

No, that's valid. I don't know what. y'all are saying. That's why I won't use. one either. it wasn't purified water? Yeah, what if it's got salmonella in it? have got mealworms. Might catch a DNA or something. Guys, my mic keeps falling over and I'm. might crash out, but it's good now. Your mic. Oh, James. It's like the update. Yeah, you're welcome. Yeah, one in every THREE AND THAT. ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE BECAUSE I'M SEEING. six people right here, seven. you type in America? Huh? Did you do America? I don't think they don't have wiper. stats for just America, I don't think. I. don't really know. Yes, they probably do. THEN WHAT DOES IT MATTER?

YOU THINK LIKE IF BRITISH PEOPLE SIT, that makes them or stand, that makes. them less. Yeah. Like, why does it matter? No, because they just have different. habits in different countries. Like, in. I think it's India, they are only. allowed to wipe with their either the I. think it's their right hand, so they. always shake with their left hand. They. eat with their left hand. Yeah, that's like honestly more. more right. We should We should pick. that up. That would save the planet. We use a lot. of trees with toilet paper. There is. some people that I I think there might. be some countries that Mav's right. They.

wipe with their hand and then they just. wash their hand. Wait no, my mom had a roommate in. college that did that. That would not be my roommate for. they they were just put together. randomly, but yeah, she didn't use. toilet paper. Okay, not using toilet paper and wiping. with your hand are two different things. She wiped with her hand and then washed. her hand in the sink. That's disgusting. I'm sorry. Oh my God. Not using toilet paper when toilet paper. is there is even crazier. No, I'm good.

Like what. crazy. You know when she pooped she had. Oh my gosh. That's so weird. I don't know. My mom never talked to her. after freshman year. Yeah, that's understandable. I would if I just saw some man walk out. of the stall and he's like. waiting in line for the sink just. You can have the sink. That's bad cuz sometimes when I wipe I. get poop on my hand and then. that you see when that happens to me I. freak out. I couldn't imagine like.

voluntarily doing that. And then and. then like I try to wash my hands and. then they still like have that after. smell of poop. Yeah, it's kind of impossible to. I wonder if they sit or stand in. Ireland. Yeah. Why in Ireland? Because. you're Irish. You have a red beard. No, I don't Mav. He does have a red beard. When I. His beard grows in red. HE'S LIKE YOU. HIS BEARD GROWS IN RED. It is a fact. I. saw it the other day. He it was red. Red. is red like Harper's hair.

Yeah, I think we need to take that away. from you. You're very distracted. No, BUT I WAS GOING TO SAY WHAT WAS I. GOING to say? Crap. I had a something. good to say. No, it wasn't. You caught me off again. Yeah. No, I'm telling you my beard grows. in brown. Maverick just thinks it's like. No, it's red. He He was like He was like, "I'm going. to say it's red on the pod." Because I. had I was going to shave it. And he said, "Well, everybody's going to. think you're bald.". "You shaved it cuz you were scared of. everybody seeing.". No, because it's not. It was red. I know what I was going to say, guys.

What? Um oh my gosh, my feet Okay, so uh. what's it called? Wait, wait, let's see if your feet is a. foot long. It's not. I just checked. Wait, measure mine. Is it a foot long? Cash, you kind of have small feet. No, it's not. All right, but what I was going to say. was when I'm in Canada, which I haven't. even said on the podcast yet, I'm going. up to Canada. Woo! A Canadian. A Canadian? I'm going to be a Canadian for a month. When you go there, what? I am going to be myself and post weird. TikToks. I thought you were going to say you came. back from Canada. NO.

SHE DID POST A AN OLD HARPER TikTok the. other day and deleted it. I was so embarrassed. What the. She deleted it. It was the poop one. That was really. embarrassing. Oh, that one was hilarious. My sister was like, "Harper, you need to. delete that.". Yeah, you can see it. My sister was. like, "Harper, you need to delete that.". Like she literally told me face-to-face, she was like, "Harper, you have to. delete that. That's so embarrassing. You're going to get so trolled at. school." I was like, "Okay.". That was the one of the funniest videos. I think you've ever filmed. Wait, wait, wait, can we pop it on the on the pod or no? Yeah. Wait, I want to see it, too. Wait, what?

You should On the pod and her account. are two different things. All right, look, ready? I'll show you. Okay, what do YOU NEED, MOM? NO, BUT NO, BUT. BUT WATCH THE SECOND PART. OKAY, WHAT DO YOU. Just wait for the Hello, I don't know. what I'm supposed to do with it. I'm. about to freak out. I can't. It was really bad. Pulls her hair out? I can actually. It was crazy. my hair out like no other. Yeah, don't do that. It's really bad. NO, NO, NO, NO. Don't pull your hair. out. Dude, I'm going to film a version. of that, but it's just going to be me.

walking out of the bathroom. I'm just. going to have the poop on my hand. Just. wait for that. No, I have like this rare I have this. memory of when I started cuz I did start. social media when I was still in school, too. And Cash always tried to get me to. film like funny videos that would do. good, but they were like embarrassing to. me. So, I have THIS. YOU OKAY? I DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT YOU, BUT CAN. WE TALK ABOUT the McDonald's one that WE. FILMED LAST MONTH? OH. DID YOU POST IT YET? NO.

Why not? Cuz I think we want to refilm it. Oh. SHOW IT TO HARPER FIRST. SHOW IT TO. HARPER. She's going TO LOSE HER MIND. I CAN'T believe. get to do this. I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF HARPER would do. this. YEAH, SHE WOULD. HARPER DO IT. SHE WOULDN'T SKIP a beat. LET ME SEE IT. WAS I cannot believe I got Katie to do. this. Wait, Katie, was it on my phone or. your phone? It would have been on my old phone if I. have it. Really? Yeah, cuz I like. Watch your dog. I'm going to take that. away from you. No, anyways, well, Cash filmed this like. highly embarrassing video of me in. McDonald's. Something that like is so.

out of character FOR ME. I FOUND IT. SEE IT? OH, NO. OH, NO. WAIT, IS THIS IT? LET ME SEE IT. IT'S SO RANDOM. YOU'RE NOT ready for this. I hope that I like laugh cuz it would be. really awkward if I don't. 275. Oh my gosh, Katie. Oh my gosh, Katie. Wait, I want TO SEE IT. WAIT, LET ME SEE IT. SHE'S GOING TO BE SO AWKWARD IF I. I DID OH MY GOSH.

WOULD YOU DO THAT? YEAH. WAIT, DID IT ACTUALLY IS THAT REAL POOP? NO. NO, IT'S. WHAT is it? Cuz I would. Why did Harper look at it like that? I would do it if it. examined it. I was. I'd real poop on the ground if I had. like a dress on. No. No, why would you do that? There's you know, some lady did that at. McDonald's. I saw a TikTok of that. She. She just She threw it out of Like she. was mad at the workers. She did it right. there in front of them, picked it up, and threw it at them. That's That's illegal. True story. LA HOMELESS.

I MOONED MY FRIEND in class 2 days ago. And this guy Don't ever do that in. school. Well, I thought it was funny, but that's how you get kicked out of. school. know, but I thought I thought it was funny. I just realized what you said. I mooned my friend in class. And they really thought it was funny. No, well, who was it? My friends, my two friends. Your cat My two friends? My two girlfriends. no. Now, don't ever do that. Don't do that. I'm going to keep doing it. NO! HARPER! I'M OBSESSED WITH MOONING MY FRIENDS. ARE YOU ARE YOU MAKING THIS UP? I feel. like she's making this UP RIGHT NOW.

NO, THERE'S LITERALLY A PHOTO. WELL, don't I don't need proof. I DON'T. NEED PROOF. WHO WAS THAT? WAIT, WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT WAS YOU? WHAT DO. YOU MEAN, KATE? WHAT? WHAT PHOTO? KATE, KATE, you're going to need to. explain yourself. on my private story? Yeah. Uh yeah, well, Kate, wait, explain. what you're saying, Kate. What do you. mean that was you? Why would there be a photo evidence? That's horrible. Wait, no, I thought it was just some. girl who's like pants weren't pulled up.

all the way and like you were making fun. of her. No, that was me, Kate. You posted YOUR OWN MOON? NO, MY FRIEND posted it on her very. private account, BUT SOMEBODY OPTED AND. SHOWED it to a guy, but it has like a. red mark over it, like red marker, so. like there's you can't see my butt. Cuz. like you saw it in the video or in the. photo. And um Harper, you can't do that. I. I HAVE TO. NO!

YOU DON'T. YOU'RE OH, MAN, YOUR MOM IS GOING TO. TALK TO YOU ON THE WAY HOME. I JUST KNOW. you are. So much drama. OKAY, ANYWAYS, KATE, WHAT WERE WHAT WERE. WHAT WAS THE THING you were going to say. before I interrupted you about the. McDonald's thing? Oh, I like A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO, A COUPLE YEARS AGO, Cash was like Cash. was like, "Oh, let's film this video. It's going to be so funny." And like I'm. supposed to walk out of the bathroom. with toilet paper hanging out of my. pants, and I like cried about it. Do you. remember that? Yeah, I do. It was like pretending to be my. boyfriend for a day and like I did. things like I was like, "Oh, give me.

chicken nuggets." And then like one of. them was walk out of the bathroom with. toilet paper attached to my pants and I. was like having a mental breakdown cuz I. was like people from my school are going. to see this. Kenzie freaked out over some Tik Toks. I had to show Kenzie. My first My first. one ever with Maverick was. You're in class? Girl! I thought he was out there. Guys, look it's actually like paper roll. poop. Okay. All right. Anyways, um I was No, I was. in class but I was like behind everybody. so nobody could see me.

No, but there's a picture of it. I know. I got a little mad about that. Wait, there was a lot of people in the. class? She was She was in the back. I was in the back of the class. But there was other There was a lot of. people in there. is going to talk to you after this. Mom! Mom, I'm just a kid. THERE'S LIKE SECURITY CAMERAS SECURITY. CAMERAS AT THE SCHOOL, TOO. NOT in the classroom. Yeah, I don't know. Was there not? There's not? Why can't Why. Do you guys want to see me do a girl or. be security cameras in the. Wait, yeah. Why can't there be cameras. in classrooms?

Yeah, I guess. That seems unsafe. it does a little bit. Yeah. Hey! No, there's not. Because there was. a kid. at our school that had inappropriate. relations with the teacher. No. Same. And it WAS NOT BROUGHT UP UNTIL LIKE 5. years later. THIS IS LIKE NORMAL? LIKE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN NORMAL? WHAT THE. NO, THAT HAPPENED. YEAH. NO, MY VOLLEYBALL coach my sophomore. year got kicked out halfway through. volleyball season because she was. English teacher and she was having some. relations with a freshman. Yeah.

A FRESHMAN? NOT EVEN A SENIOR? WHAT IN. THE WORLD? YEAH, NO, SAME. We had a We had a. chemistry teacher that got booted. halfway through the year cuz 5 years. prior she was. No, you didn't shove something up your. nose, did you? Please tell me you didn't shove. something up your nose. Okay, so she shoved something up her She. definitely shoved something up her nose. Harper, what are What are YOU ON? NO! NO! NO! CUE THE DOLPHINS. WELL. I ALREADY KNOW THERE WAS DOLPHIN NOISES.

NOT JUST NOT JUST A DOLPHIN NOISE. Blur. her mouth cuz people will read her lips. Yeah. I'm sorry. Uh anyways, I was just. No, no, no. Actually, you're done. You've used up all your words for the. episode. Yeah, so I'll take your mic. All right, I'll do it. So, Kenzie, you were talking about. TikToks that you were upset about? Oh, one that we've not even posted. Where I was laying on the bean bag. What? he was watching the the thing on the. internet. Do you remember it? won't let me Can I post that now? What is it? I'll have to re- re-evaluate after the.

ask Harper. Oh, my phone's dead. Yeah, that was a funny one. It was like. Kenzie's like first TikTok. Matt made. her film one that was kind of crazy and. till this day they have not posted it. Wait, what was it? I was laying there. talking to him about stuff that was not. super appropriate and he. It's appropriate. Why? I don't remember anymore, but. It's real AT THE TIME. NO, NO, NO. It was like uh a lot of. Remember? You don't remember? No, I don't. And I HAD TO LIKE. OH. KENZIE, YOU WERE MY only person going.

for it. You were rooting for me. Yeah, he was Y'ALL WAS LIKE, "JUST POST. IT." AND K was like, "No, y'all need to. give her some time.". Yeah. It is not That was not near as bad as. what Kate's McDonald's video. So. Yeah, don't even go anywhere near that. But I will say that one's probably the. best one. Not happy. Like it's bad. It's not good. Yeah. What? Looking at the charts. The Spotify charts? Yes. Yeah, guys, please go follow us on. Spotify. Give us a five-star rating. We're trying to become the number one. podcast in the world. I'm not happy with the charts. Uh if you guys want to help us become. the number one podcast in the world, all.

you got to do is go to Spotify, go. follow us. WHAT IS WITH TALK TO uh. Uh is she beating us? Yes. Talk to really? The Hot Tub Guy. THREE IN THE WORLD. WOW, I DID NOT HAVE A LOT OF faith in. that, honestly. talk about? She talks about her funniness and being. a fun 21-year-old and I don't know. not I honestly like I mean no like shade. to her, but I just like I remember. seeing the clip of her like walking into. her studio. and it was like she had no like it they. made it seem like she had nothing to do. with it and I was like, "Well, she.

didn't have anything to do with it, is. it going to be okay?". Wait, is it just her? Oh, uh I think so. Or no, no, no, I. think she's guest on and her views are. getting pretty good. I wonder who's doing it for her. We need. someone. Barstool Sports, I think. Well, either. way, you guys should go follow US ON. SPOTIFY. BETTER, BETTER, BETTER, BETTER, BETTER, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, BETTER. You guys should go follow us on Spotify. LOL Podcast because uh. We are the best podcast ever. the number one podcast in the world, but. we keep getting like. Yeah, the best podcast on Earth, actually. getting like number three, number five, number four, but we can't get number. one. So, but if you guys follow us, we.

can get there. Yeah, we are we are falling off. That's. crazy. Yeah. Yeah, you know who else can't get number. one? Cash. He can't He tried to get. number one on Famous Birthdays, couldn't. get it. Tried to get number one in a lot. of things. I was number one on Famous Birthdays. No, you never became number one. Well, let's try to get number one. Want to know something funny? What? I have the answer. I was number two on Famous Birthdays for. like three years. What's funny? Uh your face. Yes, it is. All right, anyways, um. You know what's actually funny? How. how Cash like tends to like.

How you have red hair? Well, that's crazy. That's pretty funny. That's crazy. Oh, I know. I was like 16 there, 15. I don't think her red hair is funny. I do. Hey. You're being mean now, dog. I don't I don't know. She was about to She was about to say. something to me, I could tell. I. I I Wait, what were y'all looking at? Famous Birthdays. Do you want to hear our current ratings? So, we're number one podcast. Now, out. of the hosts, Harper is number one. wait, they're not adding Kenzie on. there? Maverick is number two.

Woo. Cash is number four, three, I'm number. four, Kenzie's number five. But Kenzie's. number 130 in all of Famous Birthdays. Girl, okay. 130. Wait, what number already? Yeah. That's kind of crazy. But you're already number. I DON'T EVEN HAVE A PICTURE YET. SHE DIDN'T HAVE A PICTURE UP. They did DM me and tell me to put a. picture up. So, I put it in front of all. of Famous. It's. kind of crazy you're already 130. You. started like 2 months ago. Mav is 18. Cash is 20. I'm 47. Yeah. Dang, Kenzie. I know. Yay. That's actually really cool.

What were you about to tell me earlier? I just think I don't know. Like your. lips are really like crusty and big and. I don't know how you kiss those things. What the. What. I mean that's that's fair. WHY ARE WE ALL WHY ARE WE ALL WHY ARE WE. ALL ACTING LIKE. LIKE WE CAN'T SEE IT. YEAH, THAT'S. HIS CRUST IS already falling off as he. talks. Like I don't know what to do. think so. Thank you. I would like Are you going to borrow. this? Yeah. You can borrow some if you want. Okay, thank you. No, actually. Okay. I'm not sure if that would even help. I. wouldn't let him do that. Yeah, but anyways, okay, and I was also.

thinking about it. Show Show us your. nails. What the. WHY ARE YOU DOGGING ON HIM? Why are you just dogging on me? Huh? Now. for more shows to watch. Yeah. Why are you guys being mean? No, look at his nails. His long nails. Okay, we get it, guys. Why are you guys being mean? Yeah, thanks, Kate. I bet tomorrow he's going to clip clip. them because of me. Yeah, he shaved his beard after I told. him, you know, he has a little red eye. Wait, y'all should actually grow a. beard. Actually, I don't know why. I would be. proud if I had a red beard. I don't know. why you shaved it cuz cuz it was red.

Red beard leprechaun aw. There ain't no way. There ain't no way you're saying that. Yeah, you're looking like the male. version of Wendy's girl. That's kind of mean. He just said aw. Aw. I sound like a 13-year-old kid on the. bus. All right. On the bus specifically. actually. Dang. That's crazy. Every time she sits up straight her BACK. IS FALLING.

THAT FACE, you look LIKE A FROG. HE DOES. DO IT AGAIN. DO IT AGAIN. What face did I do? YOU WENT. WHAT? IT'S JUST A face you normally make. YOU. USUALLY LOOK LIKE. ARTHUR! You usually look like a hippo, but like. That's mean. Say something else. Say something else. KEEP GOING. NO, ARTHUR, DON'T. You look like a basketball. Oh, wait. UH. YOU LOOK LIKE. OH.

YOU LOOK LIKE THIS BASKETBALL because. you're all full of colors. What? Yeah, I don't think that one makes. sense. It's okay. You look funny. You had a good run. You're You're a 21-year-old man and. you're still obsessed with dinosaurs. Leave him alone. He has got an obsession with dinosaurs. Well, there's two dinosaurs over there. Why are you being so mean? There's two dinosaurs over there and. he's your husband. I like dinosaurs. shower. He doesn't. He showers. LOOK AT HIS LEG. THAT PAINT'S BEEN THERE.

for 3 days. I think that comes off in the shower. It's starting to peel off. I painted my entire face that day and it. all WASHED OFF. AFTER ONE SHOWER? NO, HE SHOWERS. Uh I don't. Stop. I just. No, stop. I got to prove he doesn't shower. I think. He probably uses his hand when he wipes, too. HE PROBABLY DOES. HE MIGHT FAKE HIS SHOWERS. You guys don't understand. it on. Let everyone think I'm showering.

I turn it off. Have you ever done that before? Oh, yeah. That's disgusting. Yeah, I've been like "Hey, Kate, can I. take a shower?" I'M LIKE. SHUT UP. NOT KIDDING. I'm done with you. He's laughing, but I don't think you'll. understand. His feelings do get hurt. What? Arthur looks like a girl with his little. EARRING IN. ARTHUR! LIKE I I HI. WHAT, KATE? It's mean. What? To call him a little girl?

It's everything y'all been saying to him. is kind of mean. And he's. Which part? He's laugh Everything. Talking about his. lips, his his fingernails. That's a compliment. Maybe not the. nails. The paint. He covered his lips. He He's acting like it doesn't hurt his. feelings, but it does. He's laughing with us. He's fine. That's what I'm saying. No, he's not. No, he really is fine. No, it's not. It is fine. Look at him. it's fine. No, because no one here likes when they.

get made fun of like that. None of us. do. Oh, you're just speaking for the whole. group now. I think everyone can agree that if we. were to start just making fun of the way. we all look, we'd start feeling pretty. bad. We're not making FUN OF HOW EVERYBODY. LOOKS. WE'RE MAKING FUN OF HOW HE LOOKS, OKAY? YES. WELL, WHY DON'T WE START MAKING FUN OF. THE WAY like you look, Maverick, or. Harper, or Kenzie, or CR, or Dallas? you called me a cyber truck? OH, YEAH. OKAY. I'M SORRY. OH, it's okay. That's fine. What's not okay is his unibrow that's. coming in, cuz I can see it from here.

You're right. I SEE IT. IT'S LIKE. ACTUALLY COMING. DOWN. Do you see it? No. Then I have to shave that, okay? Okay, listen. Mav, I've tried forever. and ever and ever to get you to stop. being rude. You have a lot of pores on your nose. I'm not going to lie. I have to be honest. Why are you being so mean? That's probably why he's lower than me. on famous birthdays now. Oh, YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT. WHY? Why what? Why why what? I've tried to get Mav to stop being mean. forever, but I've just accepted it's.

like in his blood. What? You're just being mean. Harper's being mean? No, why are you being so mean? trouble. Like my mom. Your mom is Oh, look, she's You're in. trouble. Mom, all right, uh well, I don't. No, Jade, I promise you, Kate. I I I. I do not care. care. Like no. care. You know your husband more than you do. I don't care. It's almost like I know your husband. more than you do. The amount of things Cash has called. Harper is way worse. Wait wait wait wait wait. What What What. did you say? It's almost like I know your husband. more than you do. No.

You don't. I agree with you, It kind of seemed like. that because because he says way worse. THINGS TO YOU. WAY WORSE. BUT, THERE IS PROBABLY LIKE. 10 MINUTES of clips of Kat saying. calling you all sorts of crazy names. No, stop. It's I'm being serious. Like, stop being rude. Rude? Yeah, you you guys are just being mean. Like, got to be so rude? okay. it's fine. But, you know, you don't know. my husband better than I do. I mean, I don't think anybody knows my. Okay, you're right. You're right. Womp. womp. Okay, move on.

Kate, it's really it's fine. I promise. you. Whatever. Okay. It's fine. No one ever. cares what I say anyway. I mean, look, he doesn't even SHAVE HIS. LEGS. HARPERS, STOP. I'm telling you to stop. So, stop. It's okay. I can take it from here. Um. I just I just don't understand. There's. like so much like wrong with you. I. don't know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm. sorry. I'm I'm like being so serious. I shouldn't say that and I know it's. mean, but like. It is mean.

rude, but like it's also really funny at. times. It's that that's what I'm saying. So, I'm sitting here thinking. Yeah, I just think it's stupid. What's stupid? I've made I've made fun. of Harpers so much. Bro, it's like a bullying thing. fun of her red hair. I made FUN OF HER. STOP. OH. OH, she's getting Kate, NO. KATE, SERIOUSLY, IT'S FINE. I MAKE FUN of her. red hair. I make fun of her I make. I don't. I make fun of her height. Well, I don't want to listen to anybody. make fun of anybody and I don't want to. listen to her make fun of my husband and. I'm trying to tell her I'm I'm being. serious. Please, stop. seriously, I think there's only one. option.

Do we have earplugs ANYWHERE FOR KATE? I DON'T THINK it's going to stop. Okay, I'm telling you it's fine. I I I. make fun of I made fun of her first. I. called her I called something about her. hair. Literally, a while ago. Smile for THE CAMERA. STOP. WHAT? OKAY. I'M telling you to stop. Kate, I'm actually sorry. I'm sorry. YOU SEE THE RESEMBLANCE? Y'ALL SEE IT? CUZ I SEE IT.

OH, WOW. ALL RIGHT, I'M ACTUALLY SORRY. I'm. sorry, guys. That's actually I'm sorry. Mhm. I'm sorry. No, you're not. If you were sorry, you. would have stopped. But do you really care? Yes, I care. I mean, I don't really want you to go. get our your nails done with us tomorrow. if you're going to be like acting like. that. Just. Oh, no. Kate, it's fine. Mhm.

Wait, are you kidding? Are you being. serious? I mean, I told you like five times to. stop and you just didn't. I I'm sorry. Do you want a hug? get mad at her. She's just a teenage. girl. Yeah. Well, I told you like five times to stop. and you just didn't, so. Uh, don't tell me people's feelings are. actually getting hurt right now. I'm saying. I'm more irritated at the fact that like. I wouldn't stop. Yeah, it's like. Yeah. No one listens. But Kate, we do that all the time. That's what I'm saying. You can't really. do that all the time. get away with it.

I I I'm sorry. I'll give you a hug. No, sit down. Oh. Kate, you're Kate, you're actually. blowing this out of proportion. Uh, no hug for you. Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm kidding. I can't. What? Wait, what are you laughing about? I'm sorry. I'm kidding. I can't. I'm like A REALLY GOOD ACTRESS. LIKE YOU HAD WHATEVER HERSHEY thing was. called. I don't know what THE HERSHEY. THING WAS WHAT WHAT IT'S CALLED. YEAH,

YOU EXPLODED LIKE HERSHEY SQUIRTS. WHAT'S GOING ON? I WAS KIDDING. You got me scared. Were you actually? Yes. I was VERY TORN BECAUSE I'M IN FRONT OF. HER FIRST and I always make fun of. Harper. And you were like, "Harper, don't make fun of him." After I. literally just said something about her. hair. Bro, I I was like, "I don't know what. on. Is that THE FIRST. I FEEL SO BAD. I LIKE. THAT WAS PRETTY CRAZY. He said, oh. No, I don't be nice. Oh, I'm sorry. I'M SORRY.

I LIKE REJECTED HER. I WAS LIKE, NO, sit. down. I like sitting here, guys. I felt really awkward up here. I was. going to be quiet. Kate, it's fine. And I was. I did not feel awkward at all. I'm used. to her being mad. Oh my gosh, I'm not some rage woman like. they like to make me out to be. That That one Tik Tok though. YOU THAT RAGE WOMAN? NO, I'm not. SEEN YOUR TIK TOK CLIPS? YEAH, ABOUT THAT. NO, I WAS KIDDING. I. COULD NEVER BE MAD. KATE SOUNDS LIKE THIS IS OMEGLE on Call. of Duty WHEN SHE RAGES, DUDE.

NO, GUYS. THAT'S WHAT SHE SOUNDS LIKE. I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SO funny to. pretend I was actually mad at Harper. So that was That was. I'm sorry. Yeah, I think you scarred the little. girl. That terrified. That was your big prank after all the. pranks we've done to you? Yeah. Did I get you back? Yeah. Well. You did. And I It's fine. Okay. Didn't get me. I felt zero remorse the. whole time. Well, Mav never feels remorse when I get. upset for anything, so it's. I was just confused because literally.

all the jokes Harper said and Mav and I. said. we literally say those like 12 times a. day to each other. And all of a sudden. Kate was like, guys, that's not funny. Don't make fun of him. I was like, we. say that every day. Dude, I was actually like, there's no. way we're doing this. There's no way we're doing this. Well, I'm glad you guys like had your. little makeup. sesh. Yeah. Well, there was no real makeup session. cuz I wasn't actually mad. Yeah, we get that part, Kate. We got. that. Yeah. Guys, it was a joke. You're still going to get clipped up and. look mad THOUGH, UNFORTUNATELY.

NO. YEAH, I'M SORRY. YEAH, PEOPLE ARE STILL. GOING TO CLIP YOU ON TIK TOK AND BE. LIKE, KATE'S MAD. WHY? WHY CAN Y'ALL NEVER JUST PICK A. GOOD CLIP of me when I don't like when. I'm like not looking like a psychotic. woman? Maybe. Wait, why do you always look like a. psychotic woman? NO, YOU GUYS JUST ALWAYS PICK. Like. there's been like. a handful of times I've looked like a. psychopath. Bro, you should audition for She-Hulk. Who's She-Hulk? Is she Hulk? IT'S DO YOU KNOW WHAT HULK IS? The green guy. It's the girl version. She-Hulk. The big green guy. Is she sexy?

Well, her secret is she's ALWAYS ANGRY. WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? HER SECRET is she's always angry cuz she. has to deal with living in a feminist or. if What is the word? I've never heard of She-Hulk though. Uh uh a world ran by the patriarchy. I've never heard of She-Hulk. She-Hulk has a whole series. It's okay. Moving on. ran by men? Yeah, I guess so. I don't know. No, listen. You guys like love to pick. and choose. you have your mic, Kinsey, towards you. Oh, I was trying to let Harper get in. Oh, cuz then y'all's y'all's mics echo. We're not okay. You just do it. No, okay. Yeah, like they don't want you on the. couch.

NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE. I love Harper. love sitting over there with y'all. The green chair is like Harper's sacred. spot. She only comes over here when she needs. it. Yeah. But, no, like, you guys always pick when. I'm like raging and it makes me look. psycho. Maybe you can like pick one when. I'm like being nice. Nice TikToks. Like like this. Make this. you know? Nice TikToks don't perform. Kate. Oh, you know You know, you just got to. get creative. Like, Cash did the little. uh whatever that dance was that song.

Oh, yeah. I got a question for. Yeah, that went really viral. Yeah, it did. People like it when I. dance. What can I say? No, I don't think No. Oh, that can't be appropriate. People like that. Can we blur that? Can we put a box OVER. THAT? A BOX OVER THERE. I HEARD HIS BUTT SHAKING his pants. Don't put it Yeah, there's a lot I got a. big butt. Listen, don't put a box over. my. on his shorts, too. Huh? There was like something on your shorts, too. Really? He just looked like Harper's TikTok. It's the paper towels or the toilet.

paper. It did look like my TikTok. It's like the paper towels. I WANT TO SAY. I TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM. UH-HUH. You know, that is voluntary. I'm I'm really sitting on wood. No one Listen, this show gets the same. amount of views no matter what chair you. sit on. Okay, I hate to break this to. I wonder, DO YOU GUYS ACTUALLY. BECAUSE WE FILM TWO episodes and then. Cash switches his chair every two. episodes. Do you guys get excited like, "Oh, what's Cash going to sit on this. time?". Yes, everyone does, Kate. That's why I. sit on my stuff.

I DO SEE SOME COMMENTS about it, but. like. Sit on fire. Like, why are you sitting. on wood and not fire? What the heck? Yeah, I think it'd be way. better if you sat on fire. Have you seen the HAIR? ALL RIGHT. NO, DON'T PULL OUT OF YOUR SCALP. NO, I CAN Can I please show y'all one. thing? What thing? Just watch. Clip this. Please don't pull your hair out. Harper, no, no. You're about to Listen, hold on. Listen, listen. Wait. Wait. What are you Why? What? Why are they whispering? They always whisper. You're about to go do your first movie.

You don't need your hair falling out. Well, I know that, but also. Don't pull your hair out. Harper, don't do that. Don't. Mom. Her mom. I DON'T LIKE THIS. THAT'S A BIG CHUNK. NO, NO, NO. THAT THAT WAS ACTUALLY A LOT. OF HAIR. PUT IT DOWN, HARPER. PUT IT. PUT IT DOWN. DOWN. Put it down. HARPER, YOUR MOM IS SNAPPING AT YOU. YOUR MOM IS OH! OH! OH MY GOD. OH! YOU'RE. YOU'RE NEVER ALLOWED BACK ON THE SHOW. AFTER THIS. I JUST I YOUR MOM IS GETTING. SO MAD. DON'T DO THAT. You see the dots on my.

scalp? HOW DID YOU. ME WANT to throw up. Mom, don't cry. Don't cry, Mom. Mom, chill out. Stop, Harper. No, that's that's like terrifying. Stop laughing. Y'all are making it. worse, Cash. I'm not. I'm straight-faced. Harper. You really can't do that. Mom, WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS A BIG DEAL? Cuz that's not socially acceptable.

Why? You just like pulling your hair out you. shouldn't do. Especially that much. I mean, that was crazy. That is a big. Like when you said it I was like, oh, she might pull one hair. That was a lot. This isn't that much. Harper, okay, moving on. Like at first I was giving you like a. tiny like stop, you know, cuz I thought. it was going to be one hair. You wrapped. that thing around your finger, I was. like, no, no, no, no. Did I do something wrong? Yeah, you're bald now. Yeah. have plenty of hair. Okay, moving on. So, you When you pull your hair like out.

like that, it doesn't grow back in the. same spot. You pull the whole thing out. Yeah, sometimes it grows back on your. cheek, your nose. Did you tell me about it earlier? WHY. DID EVERYONE GET SO MAD ABOUT THAT? We should. Yeah, does anybody got a GOOD REASON? MOM, WHAT'S WRONG? I don't want other kids doing that. Yeah. No kids, please do that. Yeah. I mean serious, don't do that. Harper, why can't you just listen to us. when we tell you not to do it? I know. We should tape it around Cash's. mouth to see what he looks like with red. beard. Yeah. Mom, I am sorry, Mom.

My mom's going to have a talk with me on. the way home. You've already HAVE I THINK YOU HAVE. LIKE ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, six. things she's going to talk to you about. on the way home. Just from today's. episode. a list of things. Yeah, she brought over a notepad this. time. But they better clip that. No, that might not even make it in the. episode. Talk Did you talk about clip, BRO? THAT MIGHT NOT EVEN BE the episode. Oh, yeah. Let's cut You just. Okay, well, I mean, YOU ALREADY SHE DID. ALREADY POST IT ON HER TIKTOK, HER. PULLING out her hair. You did? Yeah, she did. Really? But I oiled it.

Oh. You oiled it? Deleted it. Oiled it. Why do you delete all your videos? Cuz that one was a. the flop one. Oh. If they don't do well in the first like. two seconds, she's like, oh, I can't. I. got to delete it. I'm going to be honest, this is how much. hair would get ripped out at cheer every. day. That's true. What? I I. Wait, why does your hair get ripped out. at cheer? Are they catching you by your. hair? Yeah, it it would be so bad. And I would get used to get ripped out. by how like they caught me. Like my. hands got like if I was doing like a. full down or something, my hair. Wait, you're a cheerleader?

Were you for. a few years, yeah. Oh my gosh, I'm. Nothing like you, though. Oh, you know, nothing like me. I'm getting. there. She's just too good. Guys, do y'all want to come to my game. tomorrow? Yes. Actually. What game? The game we're playing. Squid Games, yes. You have a basketball? No, my. cheer game, and I'll perform just fine. also I thought we were going to go to. the one next week. Next Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, cuz that's. Yeah, yeah, yes. Wait, we're going to a game? Yes, we're going to her game next week. What game? HER CHEER GAME.

IT'S SO UNHINGED. WHAT? He's going out. HE SWALLOWED IT. I'M NOT GOING TO LIE, IT TASTES REALLY. GOOD. MAYBE DID YOU USE like coconut shampoo? Do y'all Do y'all think I'm like. mentally not. No, no, no. I said you didn't just. Do y'all Do y'all think I'm mentally not. okay? No, you're fine. You're mentally fine. You're just funny. Unhinged.

But don't pull your hair out. That's. That's. You're just a bad example for other. cheerleaders. I JUST GUYS, PLEASE DON'T DO THAT. BUT. WHY Like why did my mom get so mad? Well, you. You're not supposed to do that. I thought it's okay to pull out your. hair. No. It's okay. We will talk about it later. Let's move on. Um so the game We're going to a game. What type of game? next week, um I'm assuming this episode. Can I say the guest that's coming? stop saying episode, Kate, because we. always move them around. OKAY, WELL, AT SOME POINT in the near. future, y'all are going to see a darn.

episode that has a certain country boy. And I'm not saying no names cuz. Kate, just stop saying everything. Okay. Just talk about the game. You were going to say the game stuff. I said don't say the stuff, and you. continued to say stuff. No, it's okay. Just the game. We're going to watch um Harper cheer. next week. Is your team good? Do you win a lot? Uh the football team doesn't, but the. cheer team does good stunts. Why is it that I hear like every high.

school football team is like, "Yeah, our. team never wins.". It's okay. Can we get Whataburger after this? SHE'S LIKE, "I'M GOING TO NEED AN ICE. CREAM." WILL MAKE IT ALL UP. OH, WHATABURGER sounds good. Sounds banging. Whataburger sounds good. Sounds like. That's so true. Yeah, it's good at night, but it takes. forever at night. When I'm in the Whataburger line, I'm. like, "Okay, I'm committing. at least 2 hours of my life to sit in. here." And that's a. slowest ever. Because I'm going to get a. whop. Y'all got to send me with slick back.

tomorrow. You got what? You going to sleep in with slick back. tomorrow. Is that like what. guys in like the '70s or something did? No, that's like a slick like you know. like you slick back. Dude, can you put your flight that on. fire? I don't know slick back. It's like this. I'm sorry. That's the dance. Yeah. That's a dance called slick back. Yeah, no, no. Slick back. Slick back. disturbing. I mean, he wasn't a good example what he. did. It's supposed to look like you're. floating. It would be bad if I like pulled out my.

hair right here. Hey, you don't don't. That that wouldn't be good. Uh we're going to have to put. disclaimers on these videos because of. you. You know that? Oh my gosh, I'm sorry, guys. I had a friend in high school and. Just to him, not just you. WHAT THE ME? WHAT DO I DO? THAT? YEAH, THINGS LIKE THAT. I can't wait until those paintings break. and y'all are like, "No, why did our. paintings break?". very solid paintings. Honestly, I don't. know how they haven't broken. We put. them through a lot. A lot a lot of. abuse. This thing's been around for like. 5 years. The holes that like are in the wall.

because of the like that hold the. paintings up with the nails. The nails. The butt holes. Hey, oh. That was Kinsey. That wasn't even That. wasn't even me. Kate, when you did that when you went. It's so funny. I'm not getting hit in the head again. I still can't get over your beautiful. artwork there, Harper. Yeah, that's good. It's really good. Yeah. People don't. I think we should make another one. You should shove your head through it. That's what I'M DOING. NO. HERE WE GO. NO. THERE'S BOARDS ON THE SIDE.

READY? You Wait, you got to shove your. head through where your head is. On the painting. Okay. VERY STRONG PAINTING. AH! I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE TO. I THINK I HAVE TO GO THIS WAY. TRY IT. WHAT? YOU guys look, THE WOOD FRAMING the. framing of the wood I must go this way. Okay, let's see it, buddy. I'd love to. see this. Oh.

Maybe it's just going to snap the WOOD. NOW. GOSH, WHY DID I STOP? DO IT AGAIN. YOU GOT absolutely nowhere, but I can. see an imprint of your face. YOU SEE. THAT? THAT IS VERY STRONG. HE'S FALLING over after what he did. Cash, just hang it back up, man. That's enough. That's enough. IT'S LIKE BULLET PROOF. I WANT TO HIT IT. LET ME HIT IT. It's Survivor King Katrina, man. Survivor King Katrina.

I want to hit it. NO, LET KENZIE HIT IT. ALL RIGHT, HIT IT. WAIT, YOU GOT TO hold it up for me. I'm. going. You got to think that's going to work, but okay. Are you ready? Yeah. WINDING UP. OH, THAT WAS THAT WAS A SOLID PUNCH. YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU GOT HIGHER ODDS. THAN ME. WAIT, LET ME. THAT'S HONESTLY THE BEST THING YET. LET ME TRY THAT. OR LET KENZIE TRY IT. AGAIN. OH. KENZIE, YOU SHOULD TRY IT AGAIN. THAT'S CRAZY. TRY USING YOUR RING. I WAS LIKE A [ __ ]. NO, I TOOK IT OFF. OKAY, GO AGAIN.

THAT'S ACTUALLY SCARY. OH, WOW. KENZIE, YOU SHOULD BOX. ALL RIGHT, LET ME TRY TO KICK THROUGH IT. AT LEAST. have an EPISODE WHERE WE BOX. I GOT AN IDEA. MATT, COME HERE. HOLD IT. YOU WANT ME TO smash on your head? No, HARVEY'S GOING TO JUMP ON IT. HOW. ABOUT YOU JUST HOLD IT? NO, NO, NO, NO. SOMEBODY JUMP ON IT. I'LL I'LL JUMP ON IT. NO, NO, YOU'RE GOING. NO. NO, SHE'S going to. NO, SHE'S GOING. GET LOWER AT LEAST. YEAH, YEAH. NO, HOLD it up. No, hold it up. Gosh, I'm going. It's like it's trembling. No, hold it. Trembling time.

You're fine. You're fine, Skylar. It's. not going to break yet. Okay. Now what? Don't hurt yourself. WELL, Y'ALL ARE THE ONES THAT JUST TOLD. HER TO GET ON THE PAINTING. NO, I I YEAH, I DON'T know what to do. now. What should I do? Maybe she should get off. I don't want. her to get hurt before our movie. Okay, get off. Should I do a handstand? No. Just dump her. All right, Kenzie, you get on. YEAH, YOU'RE GOOD. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I'LL GET ON. I GOT AN IDEA, ACTUALLY, a great one. Jump in the air and land on your butt. Oh my gosh, do that. Make it lower to the ground.

No, no, no, we can't really do that. Why? It's just the way it stays. If I go through it, then I'm going to. break my tailbone, then what? And then you can't walk. you go through it, then you win the. game. I can catch you. Okay, oh, we're not LETTING YOU GO. DID WE JUST. WE'RE NOT LETTING YOU. NO, WE WE ARE NOT LETTING GO OF THIS. THING. JUST STAND ON. NOW, YOU GOT TO STAND ON IT AND JUMP. Stand on it, then jump. Should I jump from here? No, stand on it, then jump. I'm going to go straight through it. No, you're not. I got it. You're good. We're not dropping you. than Harper.

YEAH. HEY, STOP. STOP! OH MY GOSH. WHAT? ME, PERSONALLY. OKAY, YOU WON A PRIZE. YOU GET TWO PAINTINGS. YOU GET THE SMALL HAT. I don't want that. YOU GET TO TAKE THAT BACK UP. I DON'T WANT THAT. LET'S HANG IT THAT WAY.

ALL WE GOT TO DO is break it like that. THE OTHER WAY. HANG IT THE RIGHT WAY. HANG IT THE RIGHT WAY. Hang it this way? Yeah. Dude, I'm about to get knocked out with. a painting again. And now there's sharp edges to impale. you. Just do it. Nice. It looks more LIKE A SCROLL. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. THAT WAS STUPID. WELL, there's that. What are the chaos we can cause? No, that one's expensive. Don't do that. What did I SAY? Y'ALL ARE LIKE.

ABSOLUTELY willing to destroy any and. everything, but those stupid paintings. y'all have some weird attachment to. WE ARE. WE'VE DESTROYED EVERYTHING, BUT. THE PAINTINGS. LISTEN, THE PAINTING SHOULD THE TV WAS. MORE expensive than the painting. No, the painting this painting is like. $700. But we got it for free. I would never. spend that much on an actual painting. We got it for free. I think art is the. most overpriced thing in the world. Not if it's hand painted. If it's like. Wait, did y'all actually get this for. free? It looks like it's hand painted. It. looks like it's printed off. I probably yeah, I don't know the. printer. I know, if it's like printed I'm like, well, but the hand painted stuff is kind.

of crazy. I can hand paint. Debatable. No. Where is paint? We don't have the paint up here. unfortunately. That was fine. You don't have to prove. it. It's not up here, Kat. Oh, no. What are you painting? How did he just find that out of. nowhere? What are you painting? He's about to paint the wall. Are you. stupid? WHAT SHOULD I PAINT? NO, PAINT A BULLET OR PAINT PAINT A big. bullet hole through the wall and then. punch through it. I'm I'm sorry. I didn't mean to call you. stupid. No, I called your her stupid. Attack. What? You have You can attack.

Oh, no. No, paint paint a bull's eye. That's. what it is. Why are you Why. Why more chaos? Why not just be done? We had such a good. episode. Are you going to put it on your face? I could. You good. But I won't. Are you going to eat it? You think if we paint over it and it'll. like cover? Yeah. Not as well. Paint over it. You can sand it a bit. Hm. Why don't.

Why don't we just leave the paint on. your finger? You ever wanted a blue cup? No, I did not. I'm buying a new one. I'm. buying A NEW ONE. I'M. WE'RE ORDERING IT RIGHT NOW. SIMBA! $30 cup coming your way. Oh my gosh. Why would you do that? AND MINE STILL WASH OFF. NO, I'M BUYING IT. I DON'T CARE. Stop. doing things to my stuff when I say no. I don't care. Oh my gosh. I don't care if it comes off. I'm still. buying a new cup on your card cuz you. need to stop. Well, that's your card, too, sweetheart.

Well, I don't care. Ooh, they got new. colors out. all kinds of colors. That's cute. Let me see. It's like a yellow cup. I like that one. buttercup. Oh. Buttercup. Buttercup. We're buying a new one. Buttercup baby just let me down. What? Don't let her buy A NEW ONE. OH, I'M BUYING IT. You don't need to buy that. With that. money, you could feed 30 children in. Africa PROBABLY AT LEAST 3 DAYS. IT'S CLEAN. IT'S CLEAN. I'M STILL I'M STILL BUYING A NEW ONE.

OVER my bathroom sink? Probably. Go buy a new bathroom sink. No, no. THERE'S NO WAY. HE JUST run up there like a T-Rex? Yeah, he went. He's very into dinosaurs. Well, that's true. It's been his thing for a while. I'm so excited for Halloween. We should. start deciding what we're going to be. Oh, we can do. Halloween. We can do campfires. We can. We get to wear sweaters. No, but I mean what are What are we.

going to dress up as for Halloween? Oh, for Halloween? Wait, guys, Halloween already passed. What? They didn't let us know. When this. episode goes out, Halloween's already. gone. This is so sad. Yeah, guys, we're filming We're filming. up a lot because uh we had to take like. a five four five week break or. something. So, we're filming like a. bunch of episodes. Um so, yeah, if things are like out of. order, that's why. Like we replaced this. TV. and then it was broken again because we. we shot out of order. Yeah. But uh yeah, so that's why we're filming. up so many episodes. Yep. Yo, light the thing on fire.

Like what on fire? Your logs and sit on it. Okay. What? What? What the I was I wasn't even. serious. You got hot dogs sticking in there? Oh, what? OH. HOW LONG HAVE THOSE THINGS been sitting. in there and not refrigerated? That's. have to be refrigerated? You were really. waiting on someone to ask you to light a. fire, huh? I don't want to sit on it. He's not lighting anything on fire. He wouldn't do it. THEN WHY DO I HAVE A HOT DOG ON A STICK? You know one likes cold hot dogs.

Oh. There you go. There you go. I'm going to. cook them all at THE SAME TIME. DUDE, I'VE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT DOING IT. THAT WAY. SO GROSS. THEY'RE GOING TO ALL BE COOKED AT the. exact same time. With plastic, yum. I just hope I don't cook them unevenly. That would be bad. That would be bad. The bar's literally bending from the. weight of the. That's kind of crazy. I hate when people are like. they're like, "Want to cook my weenie?". Like I don't like. Who knows? Who says that, actually? I. don't. It's not like you like another weenie.

No. Don't use that word. Just say hot dog. Yeah. Just say hot dog. Just say hot dog. Oh. Well, Oh, but they are called wieners. Look at. that. Only that one. Yeah, I don't like that. That's weird. And I am getting hungry, so can we hurry. up and cook these things? Uh yes. Mhm. You have a You have a lighter or. anything? Are you looking for something? Oh. There goes our dinner. We're going to have to disinfect this. Ew, the juice is dripping. Oh, that's gross.

The hot dog juice is dripping. Wow, that's disgusting. Wait, you you do it with a lighter. I. remember. Oh, wait. Yeah, he does. Why? For my logs? You are not lighting this stuff on fire. Ew, I can smell the weenie juice. You're lighting that on fire? That's going to take a while to cook, my. friend. The plastic is going to. The plastic is going to ruin your hot. dog. You're going to need a bigger fire than. that. You think so? Yeah, I think so. Okay. What?

What do you have? Is that water? Yeah, I think it's water. Huh? I'm going TO COOK MY HOT DOGS NOW. LET'S SEE IT. CASH, STOP. You're going to make THE. FIRE ALARM GO OFF. HERE WE GO. OH MY GOSH, THIS IS. INSANE. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH. WHAT? TURN. KATE, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT. IT'S FINE, KATE. IT'S FINE. OH, WHY DID YOU DO THAT? IT WAS ALREADY. OUT. IT WAS ALREADY OUT.

IT WAS ALREADY OUT. IT WAS ALREADY OUT. YOU DUMPED THE WATER. OUT. I DUMPED THE WATER RIGHT HERE. WAIT, GO AGAIN. THE SMOKE. HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW I USED THIS? MY SOCKS ARE WET. OW. WHY DID YOU DO THAT? I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE. I'M SORRY. DELAYED, THOUGH. I'M SORRY. THAT WAS VERY DELAYED. IS THAT IT? THAT WAS VERY DELAYED. OH, I'M SORRY. NO, NO, THAT'S NOT IT. DID I GET IT OFF? GOSH.

WATCH OUT. WATCH OUT. WATCH YOUR MOUTH. THIS IS THE LAST ONE. THAT'S ANOTHER SAUSAGE. GET IT OFF. AND THAT'S NOT THE LAST ONE. I ALREADY GOT IT. CASH. WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS NEXT TIME. BYE.