K-Pop Demon Hunters In Real Life
I'm the cat, but I got my blood token. >> You look like a witch. >> Yeah, I look like I like failed at Harry. Potter or something and I had to go to I. had to go to like the the school for. losers. >> [laughter]. >> They wrapped around my arm, she sticks. the needle in, I see it poke through, and I start crying. EVERYBODY WAS LIKE, "SHE'S PASSING OUT. SHE'S PASSING OUT.". AND I WAS [laughter] LIKE, "She let's go. of holding onto the needle." So, the. needle's loose and [laughter] it's. No, no, I'm not getting it. You start. setting me down on the table. I'm like, "I'M NOT PASSING OUT. I'M JUST SAD. I'M. JUST SAD.".
And my mom gets up and she's like, "Oh. my gosh, I'm going to call that I'm. going to call my own mom.". >> Well, guys, welcome back to another. episode. I don't know how I got this costume. >> [laughter]. >> I want. >> You look like you're busting at the. seams. >> Yeah, I am. >> Wait, unzip. I unzip. >> unzipping anything. >> Unzip unzip a little bit. >> Unzip a little. >> Not so little. >> Stop. Wait, you didn't even buckle it all the.
>> Stop sexualizing me. I'm not unzipping. anything. I'm not. >> [laughter]. >> doing anything. >> sexualizing you. >> Yeah, no one's doing that for us. >> Well, I am Rummy. >> Thank you, Kate. Thanks for interrupting. to say that. Rummy. Anything else you'd. like to say about that? >> Your hair is crazy. >> What are you doing? What are you doing? >> I was a ghost. I was no. Oh my gosh, Taylor Swift Taylor Swift. should like grow her hair out that long. and then. it's. >> like. >> Um. >> don't sing it or I'll get copyrighted.
>> Okay, so. I'm the cat, but I got my blood token. >> What? >> was blood. >> She's a cat that got her blood taken. Are are you cos playing right now? What. are you? >> I'M NOT THE TAIL. >> [laughter]. >> THE TAIL IS CRAZY. >> You look like you're BEING FOR REAL. >> [laughter]. >> THE TAIL LOOKS SO REAL. It's like coming. out OF YOUR SHIRT. IT LOOKS [laughter]. THAT'S INSANE. >> IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE actually trying to. be for real right now.
>> look at me. OW, >> [laughter]. >> OW. LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, ME, ME, ME WHEN I'M. HAPPY, me when I'm happy. Yay. Or like. like you guys YOU GOT TO PUT IT UP AND. wag it. Wait, wait, but like I can't. even like somebody say a joke. >> [laughter]. >> Say a joke? >> Don't wag your tail. Please don't wag. your tail. >> Listen, I thought this costume was going. to look a lot cooler. In the pictures it. looked cool. >> Yeah, I don't know what happened here. >> You got to wag it. >> Yeah, I look like I like failed at Harry. Potter or something and I had to go. [laughter] to I had to go to like the.
the school for losers. >> It's not not pointed. >> Yeah, why is the hat so like sitting on. top of Wait, is it supposed to be. pointed? >> Like a witch, yeah. >> Oh. >> Right? >> I don't know. I was supposed to be Gino. but All right, go ahead, wag your tail, Harper. That's nice. >> [laughter]. >> That's great. >> But I got I got it. >> my image. >> Kenzie looks like she should have pink. hair, though. >> I'm trying to chat GPT what I would look. like with it. >> With what? >> Dude, just look in the mirror. >> Look, I got I got my hair. >> Wait, you're trying to chat GPT what you. would look like with pink hair? >> dye her hair purple. I got my hair.
purple here and now I'm trying to see. what it would look like pink or blue. >> What are you What is she saying? >> You literally have pink hair on right. now. >> No, she wants like her real hair to be. colored. >> She wants to make bad decisions. >> Do like a peekaboo. >> No, you should dye your hair pink. >> Don't I can't take your advice for. anything. >> You know, I just I really feel like I. missed the mark when I was 15 because. when I was 15 that was when everyone was. dyeing like their under like the under. half of their hair pink and I was like. no, my hair is like too pretty to do.
that. Like it's so blonde right now. I. don't want to. And then I never did it. And now I'm 21 and I've never had pink. hair. >> Do you wish you would have? >> Yeah, I wish I would have when I was in. high school. >> I once dyed my hair blue. >> Yeah, and it it was it faded and then. you just looked like. >> No, listen, yeah. I'll be real. Your. hair, okay, it could look good that. long. You should grow it out. Maybe not. purple. Okay? >> Like. >> Um. Okay, that would be that would be crazy. Okay. Okay, well, you're going to knock. someone out with it. >> Kinsey? >> You're going to knock someone out with. it, please. >> The pink hair could be a vibe, too.
Okay, nice. >> Okay, don't fly away on us, Kinsey. Don't don't fly away on us. >> I can't do pink cuz people will think. I'm copying Hope's coat. >> Okay, well, then don't do pink, but. Cash, your hair mine mine I need to get. out of this. That's what I need to do. >> No, your hair. >> I need you to grow your hair out like. that. >> Look, this No, no, this strap right. here, it's making me do this. It's making you [gasps] what? >> No, no, DO THE STRAP. >> NO! >> YEAH. >> CAN I take my shoes off? They're. hurting. >> What do you mean your shoes?
>> These are supposed to be shoes. >> Those are not What do you mean they're. hurting? It's not even. >> Well, your shoes Are shoes like. different? >> You know what You know what? I have a. story about these shoes. >> What? Go ahead, Kate. That's not a shoe, Kinsey. Should you say, "Can you take my shoe. off?". >> They're tight. What the freak? >> Well, there goes your. >> Why is Kinsey holding her waist like. she's SOME CHARACTER? >> [laughter]. >> I GOT TO STAY IN CHARACTER HERE. YES. >> You are. Stop holding YOUR WAIST LIKE. THAT.
>> [laughter]. >> YOU EVER SAY, "IT'S FINE. I'VE GOT. THIS." while you're multitasking and. then immediately realize. you absolutely do not? >> [screaming]. [snorts]. >> And that's why you shouldn't multitask. >> Some situations look easy until they're. not. And that's exactly how accidents. work. >> There's a reason you don't always got.
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little Amazon outfits, Kinsey, okay? You didn't even know that until you wore. this thing. >> It's supposed to be out. >> I got Why'd you take your tail off? >> No, it's it's real. It's my hair. >> Put your tail back on. Put your tail. back on. >> it as my hair like Kinsey. >> Are you making it. >> a ponytail? Okay. >> Well, I I got absolutely. >> I don't feel like I can tell what's on. your head. >> That wasn't funny. >> I don't know what that means. I GOT. COOKED, THOUGH, BECAUSE THIS OUTFIT WAS. NOT SUPPOSED TO be mine. This is. supposed to be one of the girls'. outfits, and then they said, "That's too.
skimpy. Cash, you put it on.". >> supposed to be my outfit. >> Yeah. So, I think I kind of got cooked. over here because Harper could have just. put like a white T-shirt on and then put. this on. >> also said that you switched my outfit. So, who were we originally supposed to. be? >> I don't know. I'm pretty sure uh Cash. was rooming me. I'm pretty sure I was. you or the cat. And then And then uh. No, no, no. I was the cat. I don't know. This is what we are now. >> You look insane with the wig. >> All you guys need to know. Thank you. All you need to know is I was. supposed to be the cat. I was not. supposed to be the.
>> Can you give us your best cat. impression? Get down there and meow. >> Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do. that. >> Oh, I'm saying you, Cash. >> Why would I give a cat impression? >> Cuz that's what you were supposed to be. >> I just realized. Demon Hunters is basically. Well, not actually. It's kind of missing. the mark a little bit. I was going to. say it's a movie about Jesus, but I. don't really know if that is now that I. think about it. >> [laughter]. >> Because I was going to say the guy at. the end, he gives his life up to save. them. >> I don't think you're a. >> I don't think that has anything But the.
guy at the end was also a villain the. whole movie pretty much, which is not. very Jesus-like. >> You are not him. >> No. >> Well, do you think a K-pop Demon Hunter. drinks iced coffee? >> Probably. >> Actually, did you guys Did you guys. imagine that this would be our first. episode of all of us officially back? >> No, I didn't. >> No, we did one with us back. >> Well, yeah, but Cato was on it. technically, right? >> Rest in peace, Cato. You will be missed. Fly high. >> normal. I like this. >> Yeah, it feels actually back to normal. We're actually back to the gang. >> Yeah, you look back to normal.
>> What? >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, this is kind of crazy. We should. have had at least one normal episode. before we went into this. >> look back to normal. My I took off my. Look at my neck. >> What happened to it? >> It looks like you got. >> Oh, gosh. Self-tanner today. >> Did you self-tan? >> Yes, and then I tried it all off. >> Oh. >> Because the freaking doctor was so mean, and they thought I was going to pass. out. >> So, you cried? >> made you cry? Are you 12? What the. >> [laughter]. >> Why'd you cry at the doctor? >> No, shut up. You cried at the DOCTOR AT. MY DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT.
>> you passed out at Kate's doctor's. appointment. >> out. I didn't cry. It's two different. things there. >> Ooh, here I am with blue. >> Kinsey, we are way past that. >> I'm actually doing it. I like that one. >> LOOKS GOOD. DON'T DO BLUE. You don't want TO BE THE CHICK WITH BLUE. HAIR. >> I GOT IT. I GOT IT. Half pink and half. green for LOL. >> If you do that, you're going to look. like a clown. What are you Can you stop. hitting me with your tail, please? >> No, Harper's in not on this pod. She's. on a DIFFERENT PODCAST TODAY. >> BLUE, I'M VIBING with the blue though. That's pretty. >> Okay. >> Wait, she's Isn't she supposed to be my.
friend? >> Does nobody want to No, she's my friend. I sent her to you. >> Yes, but I I her. >> Okay. Uh hello, you guys are blocking my. camera angle. Okay, thank you. Why did you stop singing? Please stop. that. >> Can you just tell me why you cried? >> Yeah, why did you cry? >> Uh because. >> [laughter]. >> I know what she had to adjust her tail. >> Because I the freaking lady almost. popped my vein. >> Popped your vein? >> What do you mean? >> I was she was she she she was so rude to. me. She was like, "Okay, weight, height.
Okay, okay, lift up your arm sleeve.". >> Wait, height. >> No, no, no. She made me take out my arm. sleeve like this. She So, my arm sleeve, I have my jacket on. She made me take it out of my actual. thing, have my arm like this, and have her do the circulation thing. instead of just looking at my sleeve. Odd, right? >> AND THEN. >> [laughter]. >> WAIT, NO, NO, WAIT, BUT WAIT. >> SHE SAID, >> "ODD, RIGHT?". >> had this happen before? >> NO. WELL, THAT that doctor, oh my god. >> [laughter]. >> Sorry. >> This feels inappropriate.
>> You don't want to get A NIP SLIP. >> PUT YOUR arms down. I can see your. armpit here. >> Yeah, I'm not going to lie, though. Armpits reek right now, too. >> You look like you reek. >> I'll be honest. >> I know, I look like I look like I look. like. a Chinese restaurant that you go into. the middle of nowhere, and you go in. there and there's roaches crawling. around. >> if I walked into that restaurant, I'm. turning around. I'm not I'm not eating. >> Like, you definitely walk into a Chinese. buffet in the middle of Kansas, and I'm. like, "Hello, take a seat.". >> No. [laughter]. >> Anytime we travel, the first thing I. think about is is this place actually. comfortable? I want to walk in and.
instantly feel at home. I'm the person. who checks every detail. The lights, the. cozy spots, all of it. >> first thing I think is, "Do they have a. king bed in here?" Because if not, I'm. not sleeping. Meanwhile, I am scouting. the food situation. I'm talking pizzas, burgers, tacos. If it's not one of those. three, I'm struggling. So, being close. to the good spots or having a kitchen to. cook in is mandatory. >> And I'm always checking Constellicam, cuz she's a part of the crew whether Mav. likes it or not. >> I like her. I just don't like when she. takes my spot on the bed. That's all.
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>> I told chat to do whatever color they. think looks best on me. >> It was pink. >> They went pink. Hopescope. I mean, we might just have to. >> What? >> You kind of look like her in that. picture, too. >> is? >> No. >> You don't know what a hopescope is? >> Okay, can I please keep telling my. story? Oh, you said. >> My arms are like this. She does my. thing. >> I think you were like this. >> thing. She's at room 15. I swear on. everything. She didn't say one word to. me. Room 15. Put my. >> That's two words. >> Put my arm. Put my arm back in. Well, before that. So, go walk to room 15.
I have globalitis since sensation. >> Oh, not this again. >> No, no, no, no, no. >> [laughter]. >> This has been going on for more than. >> Parker made up a disease. She made. >> NO, THAT'S WHY I WENT to the doctor. >> YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A SENSATION IS? >> SO, THEY SAID IT MIGHT IT MIGHT BE A. LUMP. >> IS. >> Give her. >> I was defending you. >> It might be. >> It's getting high. It hurts. Um so, I. start talking with her and I'm like, my. symptoms are I feel like there's a. freaking lump in my throat and I need it. out. So, they're like, okay, it's. probably anxiety, get on medication. They're tricking me into medication. So,
then I literally I'm like, okay, just. run some tests on me. So, they start running tests. >> Run some tests on you. >> No, so no, no, no. >> [laughter]. >> So, she's like So, she's like, okay, we'll bring that in in a few minutes. 10,000 minutes go by. 10,000 minutes go. by. >> 10,000? Wow, that's a lot. Mhm. >> [laughter]. >> 10 Let me see. >> Are you going to count the minutes? >> minutes is in a year? >> I'm going to guess like. >> 525,949.2.
seconds is in a year. >> Okay. So, what does that have to do with. anything? >> So, about 10,000 seconds out of my or. 10,000 minutes out of my day. >> Uh-huh. Your year. >> How many days is equivalent to 10,000. minutes? >> Probably like 3 days. >> 10,000 minutes is 6.94 days. >> Oh, 6.9 days. >> So, 1 week later. >> All right, so a week later. >> the freaking test that I asked for. >> [laughter]. >> So, she starts testing me. I'm getting. in drama with my friend. I'm crying. Oh,
no, no, I'm not crying yet, but I'm. stressed out. She wraps around my arm. I do not cry. during blood tests. I'm the strongest. person ever when it comes to blood. tests. I'm like, "Chill." I'm very No, I'm so good with when blood tests come. >> they wrap around my arm and I'm like, "Yeah, whatever." Like, I'm texting my. friend. I'm really, really, really mad. She sticks the needle in I see my. I see my vein You see your vein? No, no. She like she like she's touching the. vein with her long nail. So, literally literally I see the vein.
I see it poke through and I see the vein. the blue vein. And it like hurts to talk about. Um. You're so strong. It's so hard. Okay. I. see the vein like she pulls the needle. up a little bit and the vein literally. goes up with it. >> [laughter]. >> And then and then okay, I like leave. that alone. Finally No, no, I leave it alone. I No, listen, I leave it alone for a minute. I'm like, "Whatever." Like letting it. slide. And I'm touching and I'm texting. my friend and I'm just like she's What. are you texting her? Hey, lady just.
pulled my vein out of my arm? No, my. blood is just Listen, listen. So, you're. simultaneously texting your friend as. the vein is being pulled out of your. arm. No, I'm No, I'm. texting my friend cuz she's being mean. And I I just set the phone down and I. just think about it. And I'm like, "What. is this? Like I'm so done." So, I start. getting really anxious. I look at my mom. and I just start crying. And not because. it hurts, but because my vein almost got. popped out of socket. Oh, your mom is. there? >> Uh yeah. >> You don't want a socket. You don't want. your vein to pop out of socket. >> Why do I imagine like a spaghetti noodle.
hanging OUT YOUR ARM? >> [laughter]. >> SHE'S LIKE, UM SO YOU PULLED MY VEIN. OUT? YES. >> AND IT JUST LOOKS LIKE A RAMEN NOODLE. >> [laughter]. >> AND YOUR AND YOUR WHOLE ARM is cinched. up because the vein like bulges. >> If you guys LIVE IN AUSTRALIA OR EUROPE, you're going to want to listen to this. because this March, we are going on tour. overseas. So, if you guys live in. Sydney, Melbourne, London, Manchester, or Dublin, we are going on tour this. March and you need to get your tickets.
before they sell out. So, go get them at. the lolpodcast.net. We'll see you guys overseas. >> [laughter]. >> YO, WHAT DO YOU DO IF A VEIN POPS OUT? >> IT'S JUST LIKE A FOOT LONG. IT'S JUST. LIKE A SUBWAY FOOTLONG. >> [laughter]. >> I THINK YOU HAVE TO LIKE HIT A BUTTON TO. RETRACT IT. IT'S LIKE, YEAH, LET me roll. that back in. >> Yo, listen. Listen. One time. >> Oh, no way. >> Wait. Wait. Wait. Don't tell me this. >> Kinsey always hits US WITH THE ONE TIME. >> [laughter]. >> ONE TIME. ONE TIME. [screaming]. THAT HAPPENED TO ME. MY VEIN JUST CAME. CLEAR OUT OF MY BODY. >> NO, IT WASN'T ME. WE I WAS PLAYING.
softball and my friend. >> Yo, no one No one believes you, Kinsey. >> I promise. >> No one believes that someone's vein came. out of their body. >> NO. IT HAS NOT her vein. It's she's. she's We're playing softball and she's. running from She just hit the ball and. she's running to first base and she. trips, right? And hits her leg so hard. on first base, which First of all, it's. super embarrassing. But it it it pulls. her hamstring, like cuts the tendon that. her hamstring is attached to her knee. >> First base did that to her? >> Yeah. >> The base? >> Yes.
>> The bag? >> And her hamstring goes up and you can. just see the big knot. >> Oh. >> in her. >> [laughter]. >> Oh. I've seen people do that with like. their bicep AND THEN THEIR BICEP GOES. >> DON'T TALK ABOUT IT. >> Please let me keep talking. >> You're going to make this K-pop demon. hunter throw up. Oh, so listen, so then. >> Why did she say [laughter] it? Why did. she say it? Why did she say it like. that? >> Don't don't say that again. >> You're going to make this K-pop Demon. Hunter throw up. >> Okay. >> [screaming]. >> Why don't you pull the string on her. BACK AGAIN? >> [laughter]. >> YEAH, SEE IF IT WORKS. Come on, Kayden,
ready? >> You're going to make this Demon Hunter. throw up. >> Oh, that was a little different that. time. >> You had to You missed [laughter] it. >> I don't don't touch the string. >> Anyway, so the spaghetti's going. everywhere, and then what? >> [laughter]. >> No, it's almost going everywhere, but. then I'm texting my friend and I set the. phone down and I'm like. >> [snorts]. >> and I start crying, and then I'm like, "Oh my gosh.". >> mom say? >> She Everybody WAS LIKE, "SHE'S PASSING. OUT. SHE'S PASSING OUT." [laughter] AND. I WAS LIKE AND THEN AND THEN and then. the doctor the doctor she grabs my she. she lets go of holding onto the needle.
So, the needle's loose AND IT'S. NO, NO, I'M NOT GETTING THAT THE. needle's loose and I'm like I'm like. screaming around cuz it hurts so bad. She holds my chest and holds my back. She starts setting me down on the table. I'M LIKE, "I'M NOT PASSING OUT. I'M JUST. SAD. I'm just sad.". And my mom gets UP AND SHE'S LIKE, "OH. MY GOSH, I'm going to call 9 I'm going. to call 911." And I'm like, "Why?". >> [laughter]. >> SO, SHE WAS DOING YOUR MOM WAS LIKE, "Oh. my gosh, I'm going TO CALL. >> I DON'T I DON'T THINK THAT'S WHAT YOUR. MOM was doing. Oh my Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. And so, literally I just got a kink in my neck.
>> [laughter and clears throat]. >> And so, >> That's what you get. >> And so, the needle the needle's. literally free. The needle's free and I. and she's setting. >> Along with the vein. >> [laughter]. >> And she's SETTING ME DOWN ON MY BACK. >> OH NO. >> AND by the way, her nails are so long. Her freaking nails are leaning into my. back and she's literally setting me down. I'm like this. I swear I still have. indents on my chest from it. I feel my. sternum popping out. Wow, the needle IS. >> YOUR STERNUM'S OUT NOW? >> NO, NO. >> [laughter]. >> IT'S OH MY GOSH. >> IT'S BECAUSE she literally the lady was.
like poking her nails she's like she's. passing out and I got up I literally got. up I was like, "I'm not passing out. I. just am having a bad day with friends.". And then they're like, "Be careful. driving." And then they walk out. >> [laughter]. >> THAT WAS THE LAST THING THEY SAID? >> YEAH, I don't know what it was with them. or them, but they literally walked out. and they were like, "Be careful driving. You don't want to. pass out." Like she was like trying to. be petty towards me. So I walk out of. the room, totally fine, acting like I'm. not going to pass out because I was. literally just crying because of my. friend. But on honestly, it made me want.
to pass out the way that they were. literally like setting me down. They. were They were like slowly setting me. down. And I was like, "Oh my gosh, I'm. fine." And and she literally walks out. and she's like, "Be careful driving. Don't pass out." And she walks out. And. then I go to my car and yeah, and my mom. >> needle's still in your arm at this. point. >> Well, they took that out. But she like. she like held my arm. She was like, >> I feel like I'm keeping this. >> Oh my gosh, my needle. My freaking arm. still hurts. She like pressed with her. big thumb and then took it out and then. [laughter]. >> What wasn't big on this lady? I mean, you're like her big nails and her big. thumb.
>> Oh, [clears throat] wait. Have any of. you guys ever actually passed out? >> No. >> On a roller coaster. >> No, you did not. >> You passed out on the roller coaster. >> not happen. >> I don't think so. When? >> Y'all don't have to believe me, BUT. FINE. >> WE'RE GOING UP UP UP. >> NO. DON'T DO THAT. That hurts my ears. >> It was good though. It didn't even. crack. >> Yeah, it was kind of good. >> No, no. She's getting a drink so she can. do it again. >> Uh yeah, I don't know. I feel like. people that pass out, I feel like if you. pass out, that's just a little. embarrassing. >> I've seen a video of you passing out. >> Me? >> Yeah. >> No, I got choked out. There's a.
difference there. >> I got choked out. >> it willingly. >> I watched I watched Matt pass out. whenever he tried to drown himself. >> I didn't pass out. I was almost out. I. was fully there. >> Almost dead. >> You were passed out. >> You were purple and choking on the. water. >> I was unconscious slightly, but I was. there. >> [laughter]. >> We make the LOL podcast for you, and. that means we need to know more about. you and what you'd like to hear on the. LOL podcast. So we're asking you to fill. out our short survey. As a thank you, we'll give you a chance to win one of. three $100 Amazon gift cards. Sound like.
a fair deal? Check out the survey at lol. survey.co. That's http forward slash. forward slash lol survey.co forward. slash. >> You were fully. >> happened again? You were just like dying. underwater? >> Uh. >> Yeah. >> underwater death. >> Maverick, pass me. >> people decided to hold their breath. underwater and see who could last the. longest. >> And instead of saying. >> No, it was it was on two live shows. >> No, uh we told it before on the pod, I. thought. >> Well, either way, we'll tell it again. >> I've heard it like nine times, but like. tell it. >> You want to hear [laughter] it again? >> You were the one who asked.
>> I know. >> Instead of thinking, "Oh, I can't. breathe. Maybe I should get some air. before I die." He underwater starts. choking. >> Well, he was trying to beat me in a. breath-holding competition, which. obviously obviously not. >> you think? I nearly died. >> Wait, did you? >> No, he did. >> I was dead. >> No, he But if you were underwater the. same amount he was, then how wasn't he. dying? Cuz he's stronger than you or. something? >> Yeah. >> Uh actually, no. We went to the Never. mind. I won't embarrass you like that. >> I think you already did. >> I didn't say that. I would never say.
that. >> We went what? >> embarrass you. >> embarrass me. >> We went to the gym. >> You already said this. I think when. Caden was here. >> He's flexing that we lift the we lift. the same amount of weight. >> Yeah. The same amount, meaning you're not. stronger, and you're like literally. twice my size. >> you benched you benched for 5 years. I. never benched. >> Benched for 5 years? >> Wait, y'all lift the same amount and. you're twice his size. >> No, we have a video of us lifting the. same amount. >> Wait, what do you mean benched for 5. years? >> He used to go to the gym all the time. when like 16 to like 19, and he all he. did was bench.
>> 7 years ago? >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, but all he did was bench. >> 19 would be three, and that's not true. because we moved to LA. >> And I never benched my entire life. >> You're saying you and Mav benched the. same amount? >> Yes. But every other aspect. >> Oh my gosh, SHE'S EMBARRASSED FOR YOU. >> [laughter]. >> I JUST I JUST I would have assumed that. that was. >> Why? Why? >> Uh you don't understand. Bench benching. is a technique, okay? It's not about. muscle. >> No, it's about muscle. >> Mav is broken. >> But she's shocked right now. >> I am. >> [laughter].
>> Okay. >> Roomie's laughing at you. >> Uh no. So, here's the thing, okay? >> yeah. Here's the thing. I wasn't going. to bring it up. I don't want to talk. about it. Um. >> I'll give you $100 if you wear that. outfit to the gym tomorrow morning and. do a whole workout set like an hour. long. >> I'll do it. I don't care. I'll wink at. dudes while I do it, too. >> What gym do you go to? >> I'll be like. >> You have No, you got to go to Lifetime, too. You can't go to Anytime. >> How about I try to go get a gym pass. WITH WEARING THIS? >> [laughter]. >> I'D LIKE TO COME HERE EVERY DAY. >> YOUR cleavage is hanging out. >> Don't look at that. >> [laughter]. >> That's extremely.
>> confused because. because you were like really active in. the gym for a while and then you. stopped. >> benched one time in my life cuz it hurts. my back. I have a shoulder that pops every time. and a bad back, so I don't bench. Yeah, and I'll beat anyone here in. push-ups. >> Not me. Not this K-pop demon hunter. >> Okay, don't say it like that. >> K-pop demon hunter. >> You guys know me and Harper go to the. same gym? >> [laughter]. >> Wait, you actually work out at LA in the. mornings? >> No, I just play basketball in the. evenings. >> Uh no.
>> What the. >> When do you go? >> Why did you say in the morning? >> Uh usually at night, but recently I. haven't been cuz of this podcast. >> I just play basketball at night. And. recently I haven't been cuz of this. podcast. Maybe we should ditch this. thing and go to the LA Fitness. Podcast. at LA Fitness. >> Ooh, yeah, I like to play basketball. >> What Can you guys imagine if we were. instead of podcast like instead of. having a podcast. we streamed? And just like. >> Streaming would be so crazy. >> What if we did a podcast at the gym, but. we had earpieces so we could hear each. other as like we're talking and like. Cash would be like over on probably.
bench press so he can work on that and. like someone else is on like the squat. rack and someone else is and we're like. talking to each other, but we're across. the gym. >> treadmill? >> And we have the camera like The Office. and it just zooms in from the same angle. every time. I don't know where we would. get that equipment. >> Like this camera? Like that camera? >> I think we should try streaming for a. day except we don't actually have to. stream, but we just film a YouTube video. at in the streaming style. >> So, a vlog? >> Yeah. People just don't do that. >> would be so cool at the gym. And I could.
show y'all all I do. >> I would love to just see. >> go to the gym with you, Harper. >> to take y'all through my workout routine. and see if y'all can keep up. >> I would love to do that. >> Me, too. >> Uh. >> Really? >> No, I'm good. >> [laughter]. >> Um I'm good. >> Yeah, I would love to go to the gym with. you, Harper. This is me inviting myself, so please. let me. >> I feel like you, Harper, do you work out. in like a cute workout set, too, every. time? >> Yes. >> Really? >> I try, actually. Recently, I've been. wearing t-shirts cuz like. >> It makes you feel better, huh? >> Yeah. Hey, I don't think you could even. keep up with my workout routine, so I.
don't want to hear you say no, no, no, no, no. >> Wait, you don't think I can keep up with. your workout routine? >> Whatever you do for your workout, I'll. do double. Every time. >> He has to prove it. >> even do my new routine. >> he flexing on a 16-year-old girl? >> Matt, you have to you have to do double, but at your weight. You can't just do. whatever Harper's pushing. You have to. do it. >> oh, like what however much she weighs? >> Yeah, whatever percentage whatever. percentage of weight she's doing. >> Then I might get cooked. >> Yeah. I actually look scary. >> Harper's kind of strong for her body.
size. >> I want to say I want to go through. Harper's workout routine so bad. Can you. do it on the podcast for us? >> I can't cuz I don't have a. >> And she has a tail on, so it's just. >> It wouldn't work out well. >> Don't show up to the gym with a tail on. Don't do that. >> Guys, our holiday merch drop is now. available. If you guys want to go check. it out, go to the lolpodcast.net. We. have a bunch of new designs for you. guys. One of my favorite designs ever, the sketch tee, is now officially on a. crewneck, and it is so cute. >> We also have a hoodie and a t-shirt with. one of our favorite Bible verses, Isaiah. 41:10.
>> And also a lolpod baby tee and. long-sleeve tee for you guys. So, if you. guys want to get these merch pieces, make sure to go to the lolpodcast.net. >> Yeah, you don't want that. >> tail. >> [laughter]. >> Yes. >> Wait, while you're on the treadmill, it's just swinging back and forth. >> Oh, no. That seems like a That'd be a. viral video. >> [laughter]. >> It's bouncing. >> Wait, HARPER, IF YOU WANT A VIRAL TIK. TOK, YOU GO TO the LA Fitness and you. have someone record you from across the. gym and you just be on a treadmill with.
that going. >> No, or like do a handstand on the. treadmill and like fall. >> And then there just needs to be a video. POSTED LIKE. LIKE AYO, THIS HARPER [laughter] ZILMER. AND THEN. AYO. >> I LITERALLY LOOK LIKE A CAT right now. I. look so embarrassed. >> [snorts]. >> Yeah, give us your best. >> I can't wait without makeup right now. >> What? You can't hiss? >> No, you just go. >> Oh my god. >> We do that a lot around here. >> Yeah, it's. >> Like when Kate starts talking to me and.
I don't like what she's saying, I'm just. like. >> Yeah, [snorts]. she's been doing that. >> pimples on your chest. >> I almost have skin cancer. >> What? >> Yeah. >> He does? >> I do. I'm dying. I'm No, I I promise you. I'm dying of skin cancer. >> You You have um um freckles on your. shoulders, too. >> Yeah, every time I go out in the sun. >> I look so identical. >> Every time I go out in the sun, I get a. bunch of new spots and that's apparently. not good because it means you're going. to get skin cancer. >> It's called freckles. It's called. freckles. >> Luckily, I'm pretty sure like skin.
cancer has like a 98% survival rate or. something. >> That's why all my friends go to. >> What's the cancer that you get like. inside your intestines? >> Wait, you said all your friends go to. the beds? That's what gives you cancer. >> I know, but they don't care. >> Their parents had to sign off on that. >> No, they have fakes. >> They have fakes. >> God. >> I used to have a fake ID to get a tan. >> That's so crazy. >> What am I going to do with the car? The. survival rate of skin cancer. >> Crazy. >> I hope it's high. >> like oh my my daughter's getting darker. every day. >> I didn't notice it until the other day. Kate was like you have a bunch of new. spots and then I was like.
>> Yeah, he has all these like freckles. popping out. My mom went to the beds for. like. a few years and she is getting spots. removed. >> Yeah, that's what they do. >> Oh, yeah. I'm. >> You should not go to the tanning beds. Don't go to the tanning beds. When you. go out in the sun, wear your sunscreen. and I stopped baking in the sun. >> Did you just buy a bunch of sunscreen? I. saw like three bottles of Calvin. Why? >> Cuz cash. >> He just put sunscreen on daily? >> No, I. I bought a bunch so he could throw in. every one of our cars, so that whenever he's out, if he has to.
go out into the sun, he has sunscreen. He can put. >> It's true. Like I I was in the car the. other day, and I got out just to pet a. rhinoceros. And while I was I was out. petting the rhinoceros for probably. about. >> random. >> PROBABLY ABOUT. >> A RHINO. >> PROBABLY ABOUT 30 MINUTES. AND I got. sunburned all on that side of my body. Also, I looked it up, it has a 99%. survival rate. >> Yeah, I'm I'm going to make you an. appointment with a dermatologist. [laughter]. >> gosh, what if I was the 1%? >> It'd be bad, dude. >> I'd be really upset. Your stomach keeps looking at me.
>> Yeah. >> It do be looking around. >> Yeah. >> It do be doing that. >> It's like talking sometimes, too. >> That's how mine looks when I sit down in. tight clothes, too. So, it's okay. >> No. >> Oh, I promise. Look. >> He's not kidding, though. We did talk. >> Somebody get this to your profile. picture, ready? >> Oh, no. Can you turn and look at Harper. and do that? >> No, I won't be [laughter] doing that. >> It'd be me like this. Wait, you know that Remember the one. time you were like, "Make this your. profile picture." and then it was a.
picture of you holding Gerald in like. your dinosaur costume. >> Yeah. >> They're going to change it to that. That's what I'm. >> to this. Here, I'll move my mic out of. the way. >> I don't I really like the the Gerald one. better. Ain't nobody making their profile photo. >> You got to make sure you get the. cleavage in the profile picture, though. >> any of that. >> your profile picture. >> At least get the cleavage. >> Oh my god. Put it in the chat GPT and. make him have a feminine body. >> he just zoom in on my cleavage? >> [laughter]. >> Why did he just do that? >> Okay, moving on. No, we actually did pet a rhino the. other day. >> I did. I pet a rhinoceros.
>> pissed me off when Cash was like, "Dude, how did this rhino get here? How did. this rhino get here? Oh my Guys, look. Wait, wait, don't get. too close. Oh my god.". >> [laughter]. >> You kind of nailed that. >> She said, "That pissed me off when you. did that.". >> Yeah, why did why? >> I was like looking at it and I was like, "This is so fake. Like, obviously you. got somebody to get the rhino for you. Like, you didn't just find a rhino out. IN THE WILD.". >> WOW. WOW. YOU DESERVE A GOLD STAR. WOW. YOU CAUGHT ME. I DIDN'T FIND A. rhinoceros in Texas. >> Yeah, uh there's ACTUALLY.
>> NOT A WILD ONE. >> How many rhinoceroses [snorts]. are there left? In the world? Me and Mav just met a guy the other day. and there's 30,000 left. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now, >> Me and Mav. >> how many wild rhinoceroses are there in. Texas? >> [panting]. >> Zero. >> Let me see. Let me see. >> Wait, one? >> Me and Mav. >> [laughter]. >> It's on your Instagram story. It's. updating. >> [laughter]. >> It's on my Instagram story. >> According to Cash Maker, one wild.
>> MAV AND I MET A GUY the other day that. uh he like flies the drones, like the. with cameras on them. >> I do that. >> How many wild. >> drones with cameras. >> But he like actually flies drones. >> No, I like actually fly drones with. cameras on them. >> Professional. >> He's like working with this organization. and he's flying out to Africa to um he. flies the drone while they're in a. helicopter just. following the helicopter around and they. find rhinoceroses. Is that the right. terminology? >> Yeah. >> Rhino for sure. I like rhinos. >> Oh, and they they like shoot them with.
tranquilizers and then they they like go. down to the ground where the rhino is. and they cut off their horns. Wow. >> Yeah. >> No, why? >> like a bazooka. >> Ooh. >> Yeah, me too. >> What? A bazooka? >> Oh, you know, I've never had one in my. life. >> Really? Well, you won't get it today. because I'm going to kill you if we. don't finish the story. >> [laughter]. >> Well, that's the whole story. They just. cut off their horns. >> Now, you can finish now. What do you. want about what what flavor? >> My freaking throat. >> Don't you want to know why they cut the. horns off? >> I asked. She said she doesn't know. >> Oh, poaching. They.
People kill rhinos just for their horns. >> Harper, why are you looking at. >> They cut the horns off so people won't. kill them. my friends are getting. >> cut the horns off so they won't kill. them? Yeah, they tranquilize them, cut. the horn off. >> Oh my gosh, Friday is Saturday. >> They said cuz I asked, I was like, well, doesn't that like end up killing them in. general because now they can't defend. themselves in the wild. And they said. that they don't really have things that. attack them that they would use their. horn for, which I don't know. >> Uh why did you not like my rhinoceros. story? >> Cuz it was freaking embarrassing. >> Why? >> Wait, wait, wait, guys, guys, guys, who's going to back me up on this one?
But like there's literally a wild rhino. >> That is not what I said. That's just. [laughter] not what I said. >> I'm just going to pet it and see what. happens. Whoa. >> That's not what I said. You're. exaggerating. Play the video. Play the. video. >> The rhinoceros didn't even move. >> It did move, actually. And I have you. know, it almost charged us afterwards. Because the other rhino came up to eat. the lettuce that we were giving it, and. it did not like that. And I'll pop up. I'll pop up. >> Huh? >> Why were you with rhinos? >> Cuz we saw it on the side of the street. >> Wait, can I see the video where they try. to charge at you? >> Oh, now you want to see the video.
>> it cuz I don't. >> No, I would hope it wouldn't make you. mad. >> I don't believe it. This wave is. actually weighing my neck down. I'm like. like I would sit like this if it was. comfortable. >> Look, here here's the video of it. charging, ready? >> Oh. And nobody's out here. >> Why are they in a cage? That's odd. >> Yeah, we [clears throat] were Look, [laughter] ready? >> Calm down. >> him, Harper. >> See, it charged. After I put it in his. CAGE. >> NOT AT THEM. >> a cage and it was mad. It used to It was. used to being a wild rhino. Once we put. it in its place, it was not happy. No, not happy at all. >> just has this like high voice and he's. like, "Guys, I think I FOUND A RHINO in. the bushes.". >> Okay, well, I didn't see you finding a.
rhinoceros. >> Yeah, that's what it looked like. It was. really I've seen a rhinoceros before, actually. >> fine, fine. I'll I'll film I'll film a. new video. Will this help you? >> [laughter]. >> He's going to say, "I'm the rhino.". >> He's going to call you a cat. >> Yeah, hey guys, I'm with a wild cat. Look. It's [laughter] just wild, sitting right. next to me. Actually, this is more. embarrassing for me. I LOOK SO TERRIBLE. >> I'M DELETING IT RIGHT NOW. >> I'm deleting [laughter] it. I look so. terrible, I'm sorry. >> You should put that on Tik Tok.
EVERYONE'S GOING TO BE LIKE, that's what. you're worried about is the cat? What. about. >> [laughter]. >> you? >> Like that's more embarrassing for you. than me. >> They're like, why is the cat the cat. like scared of him? >> [laughter]. >> You are terrifying, dude. I'm not going. to lie. >> Bro, I have a terrible joke to make. >> Go ahead. >> I can't make it. >> Oh, okay. >> [laughter]. >> Don't do it. I just every time I look at Cash I want. to throw up. >> That's something that's pretty insulting. to say. >> No, it's not. That's normal. >> making fun of my wild cat issue. I. understand.
>> Wild cat issue. Hey, what are you doing? What was that? >> Nothing. Starts wagging tail in excitement. >> [laughter]. >> Dude, you your hair just freaks me out. Your hair is what makes you Your hair. makes you look smelly, dude. I'll be. honest. >> Uh, I'll be honest. You look like that. was what you would wear, actually. >> Yeah, without lashes, obviously. >> Yeah, that's beauty. No, it's. >> Look, if y'all if y'all saw this in. person or like if y'all saw this coming.
up from your bed, what would you do? >> I'D SAY, "AH, HOMESCHOOLER.". >> OH, HAVE [laughter] YOU ALL SEEN THAT. that movie? >> Yeah. >> Where explains a lot. >> That's why I know. >> Have you all seen that movie where the. girl is like laying down in bed and in. her dog always sleeps underneath her bed. and she like puts her hand down at night. time and the dog licks her hand and then. she goes to sleep and then the next. morning she walks out and her dog is. dead in the hallway. And then she's like, "What was licking. my hand?". Wait, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. What? >> What? What?
>> It's a movie. >> Oh, it's a movie. So, it's not real. >> No. >> Oh, moving on. No kidding. >> [laughter]. >> Did you say movie on? >> My hair is shedding. You're getting it. all over me. >> It's shedding. >> All over you, me. >> Wait, so what happened in the movie? What. >> Can we play jump rope with your hair? >> She just left us on a cliff. >> Y'all can play Y'all can play jump rope. with my tail. >> Wait, that was a cliffhanger. What. happened in the movie? >> I don't know. I didn't watch it. >> What? [laughter] You didn't finish it? Oh my god. She brought. She just brought that up for us for no. reason? >> Yeah, who would to watch a movie like. that. >> Wait, so can you take it out of the. braid? >> What?
>> unbraid it. We need to film TikToks. later. >> Oh my gosh, I don't have time. We have. to film another episode. >> Ow. Ow. Stop doing that. Have any Who here has actually seen. K-Pop Demon High? >> Me. >> Me. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Name three characters, Cash. >> Uh me, Harper the cat, and Mav the. demon. >> [laughter]. >> First off, I wasn't human, okay? Yeah. So, you name You name three characters. >> Cash, who's the main character? >> Three characters? I don't even know all. the characters. >> Rummy.
>> Rummy? What? >> Is it Rummy? Roomy? >> I don't know if I'll say their names. right. It's Rummy. >> It's Roomy. Which Which one of us is. Roomy? >> Kate. Which one's Zoe? >> Good guess. Cash. >> Me. >> Why would you say that? >> Ask me again. I know all of them. I know them all. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> One night. >> K-Pop Demon quiz, I'll nail them all. >> Okay. >> An almond? That's a nut. >> What's the cat's name? >> I got about 30 seconds left in this wig, and it's hurting my head.
>> What? >> It's weighing her down. >> Keep it on. It makes you like 5 inches. taller. >> Yeah. Yeah, Kate's very tall right now. Like, stand up. >> [laughter]. >> Oh, she did heels, too. Look. Stand up next to her, Kinsey. Oh, don't do that to Kinsey. >> That's mean. >> Yeah, don't do that. >> Mav, you stand up next to her. No, Kinsey, stand up. COME ON. >> [laughter]. >> FLOOR. >> WHICH FEELS LIKE REAL HAIR. >> Oh my gosh. >> Okay, and that's enough of taking up my. camera. >> I feel like we should be like singing.
Should we at least do one performance? >> No, probably not. You should probably. just sit down. >> No tricks. No tricks. >> No, no, no, no, no. You're just going to. Actually, I was going to. >> I look like the girl. >> I was going to say you're going to get. us copyrighted, but I actually don't. think so. >> [laughter]. >> I don't think that's a risk. >> the cat that she found because her. boyfriend owned the cat. >> What's Kinsey's name? Kinsey's name? Oh, it uh Uh starts with a. an L. >> No. >> It's on her shirt. >> An E. >> No.
>> [laughter]. >> Covers her hair with the shirt. >> What's on your shirt over there? >> I don't think you could read it anyways, [laughter] I'll be honest. >> Uh I can read it. >> Okay, can you show them the shirt? >> Let me see the shirt. Um. >> He can't even read it. >> All right. >> [laughter]. >> Stand up. Stand up a little, maybe. Come on, stand up. >> see it. >> Just stand up. Stand up. >> up, you won't get it. >> KENZIE, PEOPLE ARE THINKING I CAN'T. READ. Please stand up. >> You're not reading this. >> I'm reading it. >> No, you're not. >> Show it to the camera.
>> Oh my gosh, I'm I'm a Glinda. >> No. What? >> Glinda. >> Don't do that. Stop doing that, please. >> I'm taking my eyeballs. >> All right, show show it to the camera. >> And I'll stand up with it. >> I feel so uncomfortable LIKE. >> HEY, JUST SHOW US THE SHIRT. >> WAIT. The gang's BACK TOGETHER. >> [laughter]. >> BACK. KENZIE, PLEASE HAVE HER FIX the. shirt. >> Kenzie, get off your phone and fix the. shirt. Oh, something miss. We move the hair. >> You just told me not to do that.
>> Oh my gosh, it's back in front of the. >> [laughter]. >> HOW CAN YOU NOT READ IT? >> HOW CAN ONE HUMAN. >> It's something miss. All right, now now. there you go. Yar. >> What Why does Cash look like his name. would be Kimmy? >> Nonymous. Anonymous. >> Kenzie, CAN I SEE IT, PLEASE? >> NAOMI. NONYMOUS. NONYMOUS. >> NO. NO. >> I can't read it anyways. >> So, what is it What is it? >> Myra. No.
>> You look like your name would be Kimmy. >> It says no. >> It says miss. [laughter]. >> No. >> Kenzie, what's your character's name? >> Myra. >> Why does it say miss? >> Why does it say miss then? >> Cuz you miss in every word. >> Let me look at her shirt and see what it. says. >> Hey, put your bangs down. >> Are my bangs things down? >> No, they're like curved. >> I like them though. No, leave them like. that. >> No, curved. No, no, no, put them down. >> It's kind of you kind of got a blowout. look going. It's kind of cute. >> What? No, no blowout. >> No, it looks like blow out to me. >> He looks like a girl without makeup and. it's tripping me out. >> this shirt says won't miss.
>> Yeah, no, I know what the shirt says. It. doesn't say the name, but I just want to. hear him try to read it. >> [laughter]. >> Which you couldn't. >> You didn't even know what your shirt. said. >> Well, I can't I'm reading it from a. different direction here. But, no, it does not look like it says. won't miss. >> Okay. Well, >> Korean or something. >> No, it's English. It's just text like. it's not funny. >> are you going to sign us off? Yeah, I. was going to. Okay, goodbye. >> we do a performance? >> All right, ready? >> Yeah. We're going to. >> No, end the episode.
>> [laughter].
