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Joe mama is so big that when she goes. camping bearside their food I know it's. supposed to be funny but I don't really. joke about y mama jokes all we did was. change it from y Mama to Joe mama now. he's all mad dude stop bro do you have a. problem yes stop you can go if you don't. want to be. here M are you being. serious guys Harper Harper won't tell us. what she has in her mouth what you got. in your mouth spit it out spit it out. what is. that just spit it. out oh what oh it paper that's not gum.
is it paper I think it might be toilet. paper haror you are not eating toilet. paper right now what are you eating no. is it the is it the stuffing out of the. Unicorn I swear if you had the stuffing. out of the Unicorn again oh is it is it. gum no it's it's my dog it's it's my. dog's throw up no no what what is it. actually gum oh why were you being so. weird about it h well that was a major. let down yeah it was so what's the story. you need to lead on I'm not leading on. any story Maverick has some stuff that.
he thinks is hilarious but he won't tell. us yet POA wheelie Papa wheelie he won't. tell usar I can't po a wheelie it's got. training wheels yeah you can it's come. on sweetheart pop a wheel can't you. can't pop a wheelie unless you're you. can I can't move on the bike yes you can. you can how would you how would youall. like me to move on the bike right now H. pedal pedal my I can't pedal my knees. hit this oh I see the issue let me let. me pop a wheelie see this if I if I. pedal my knee would hit this okay that.
is a problem just pull it just well I. think I think which one's the back hold. on what do you think would happen if. wait wait Harper spin the front. tire okay so this is the back. one all right here we. go oh that wasn't that bad hold on wait. wait I got. it. oh that's I'm scared M okay I'm a little. scared all right I'm I'm nervous. ready.
what do you think would happen you guys. like that what do you think would happen. oh no you have to say per se first what. do you think would happen per per that's. Kate's new favorite thing guys per she. loves saying per se well what do you. think would happen per se uhhuh if your. knees didn't hit the. handlebar what do you think um what kind. of question what do you think would. happen in that. situation it' probably be a normal bike. that I could actually drive so you think.
you could pop a wheelie if the. handlebars oh I pop a wheelie on. everything if it's got two wheels I. practically ride it on one all the time. oh I'm so good at riding on one wheel I. can ride a. unicycle I I I'm pretty sure I remember. let me get this right you're in front of. me there's another guy right in front of. me riding a motorcycle we're going down. a road yeah I see you papa wheelie uhhuh. and you end up on the ground what the. when did that happen that happened and. that never happened and then he like. crying he's like what like to just make.
up stor any had to ride home on the back. of your that's that's the makeup couch. they just makeup stories bro what when. did this happen with that kid I don't. remember his name we were all out riding. out DUS and you're popping a wheelie and. you got a little too far back and you. didn't check your break and you okay. okay this did happen we were we were on. motorc 40 mph yeah we were on. motorcycles on the road we're popping. wheelies and I fell okay big deal do you.
cried though and you not you clearly. couldn't ride on one wheel he's he's you. know what people say this happens they. say when people have a big insecurity. they try to push it on to other people. and make them look like they have the. insecurity is that why you call Kate fat. that's what you first of all I never. said that what I never said that I never. called her oh my gosh one time we were. making board game puns and I said your. life is like Peppa or your life is like. the pig game where you step with. hamburgers that's all I ever said it's. been way more than one joke rest of my.
life okay guys I've learned I'm not I'm. not saying a fat joke anymore it's been. way more than once it's been like 15 16. once if anything you I guarantee you. this man say more fat jok you say way. more fat joke one of the episodes you. said Kate got on the scale and it said. to be continued that is not I never said. that you he just did I have I ever said. that Kate no you made that up yes he. just made I might have made that one up. but the other you you said you see how. he was just trying to gas light like I. did not make that up until I said you. but I said the truth all right I told. the truth listen a little Clos the truth.
is you've many many times you've uh. you've made fun of Kate's weight no and. maybe I think that inse one time and it. was not making fun of her weight it was. one we were all Nam board game puns and. I just said it okay I didn't think I. just said it and I think before you. speak brother I still stand by that it's. aoke I don't know why everybody gets mad. at jokes anymore man but no the the what. were we talking about that you were. lying about the the me falling on the. the the motorcycle and crying about it.
did I did I cry M did I cry yeah you did. no I did not cry you want to know who. actually cried and I can call Our Father. for. proof H yeah you want to hear that one. we were on dirt bikes we're going. through the woods M's trying to keep up. with me the entire time 12 no you were. not 12 you were like 16 congratulations. you were like 16 I was like when you're. 12 and you break your foot 10 miles you. were like 16 years old and I was like 13. bro and we're driving through the woods. 16 I couldn't drive are you.
motorcycle the dirt bikes you could. drive yes you could we we're we're. ripping through the woods on the dirt. bike on the on these trails and mt's. trying to follow me but he can't keep up. you know what they say about people that. say stuff like this they say that their. insecurities are the reason they're. saying things about you that's what they. say about people like you yeah that's. what I'm saying that's you can't steal. my own L that's what you're saying about. your anyways he ends up wrecking a. couple times like little ones projecting. he's projecting his insecurities on me. that is lit what I just said you're. doing that's I'm explaining why he's. projecting his insecurities on me that's. a shame and anyways he ends up wrecking.
and like breaking his bike and his foot. hurt or something and he starts crying. breaking down in the woods he's crying. at 16 years old he's like are you insane. and he's he's mad at his bike he's like. kicking his bike he's like this such a. stupid bik KCK my bik I'm so done my. foot was broken I didn't kick my bike me. and Dad me and my dad were just sitting. there like you insane no me and my dad. were sitting there we were just like yes. he did he was breaking down his K's bike. his bike his dirt bike he's like it's. your fault why don't you call your dad n.
oh you want me to call Dad the fact that. you're trying to say I kicked the bike. when I had a broken foot is insane dude. well just call your dad me and Dad me. and my dad me and my dad were sitting. there my foot in the each I stand up and. I start kicking the bike like that. logically makes no. sense M calm down bro every single time. we've called the parents what has. happened okay you want to okay we'll. ring them up right now ring him up ring. him up ring him up listen I actually. your dad don't got time for this like no. he wiped down the KNE so map saying M.
saying he never cried let's hear hey you. see this man don't you want to support. him join the LOL Bros the LOL podcast. but just the Bros it's called LOL Bros. Link in the description all your. viewership brings it AdSense and then we. can get this man some new pants that. don't have holes in them help a man out. go watch LOL Bros And subscribe no I. wasn't crying I was pissed I was very. angry what shot does the speaker come.
out of hey Budd hey um we're shooting an. episode right now of the podcast when me. and MAV were when we were all on the. dirt bikes in the woods that day and MAV. like wrecked did he. cry um yeah little no I not was I. kicking the bik screaming no he cried he. cried because he was so mad I was Ang he. couldn't that he wasn't able to jump. that jump without wrecking and stuff how.
old was he how old do you think he was. um. 14 okay that's in the middle of what we. said he said 12 I said was he kicking. the bike oh was he kicking the bike. after he like out of anger I don't. remember him kicking the bike but he he. was very upset and he did cry a little I. did not cry now now you was riding. through the woods like a crazy maniac. about to hit. trees and kill yourself yeah but I.
didn't no you didn't and that's why we. didn't go riding anymore and I sold the. bikes yeah he did have to sell the bikes. after. that that's crazy all right well thank. you yeah you're welcome bye I love you. so love you too so I guess both of y'all. were kind of lying uh no okay I might. have exaggerated like a little but you. did cry you like I threw up like a. four-year-old huh you acted like I was a. four-year-old you he literally said you. cried out of anger you were so mad it. was frustration you want know how mad he.
was he had to get on the back of our dir. bikes and we had to drive him back to. the car my foot was broken oh my gosh. was it actually broken yes it was. fractured do we need to call him again. oh my gosh oh my gosh I literally went. to the doctor after that. you this man just it was like broken. like no he said just wear C what are you. talking about we went to a doctor our. doctor operates out of a trailer house. it wasn't a real doctor. he's a real doctor even when I broke.
both my feets legit broke them he goes. you got hunting boots I say yeah he goes. just wear them real tight that's what I. said instead of a cast he said wear your. hunting boots real tight that'll fix it. I listen we lived in a small town okay. our doctor operated his office was a. trailer house and I just always thought. that was normal growing up I was just. like yeah that's our doctor's office. thought it was completely normal never. even question it once last time I went. to that doctor I walk in and I'm I'm. like waiting for him to come out and get.
me so he can fix me with whatever. problem I had and I'm like I'm waiting. and this guy comes in with a big old. fish hook in his mouth with like with. like a bobber hanging. down and it's like through his cheek and. he's just standing there the way stand. there like you need something doc comes. in he's like Brenda get the pliers he. takes him to the back room and just. pulls the fish hook straight out the. guy's mouth and you hear you don't. really hear screaming the guy's just.
kind of. like guy guy comes back out the little. band walks back out yeah our doctor's. solution every time we had a problem we'. be like doctor it hurts if I do like. this he'd be like oh don't do that well. can you fix it it's probably a lot. harder to fix it I you should just not. do that just don't do whatever that was. don't do that anymore and I never. questioned about the trailer home thing. like that he his did he live in the. house no no but I never I never. questioned that his office was a trailer. house. until Kate we started dating and Kate.
goes that's your doctor's office it's a. trailer house too behind like a truck. stop it's not it is it's behind a gas. station it's behind this little gas. station like. it's it's so bad now that I think it's. like there's the doctor that's a gas. station no behind the gas station oh. there's the hospit no no it's right. there list to get to do all you got to. do is go behind the 7-Eleven okay and. you'll be right there you'll see a. trailer house Stitch you up knock on the. door he'll Stitch you up good no I just. I I still kicking over Maverick crying.
and then kicking the bike that didn't. happen no it did happen I have a feeling. it did cuz I feel like you like oh. that's adorable you think that no no and. then and then you no I feel like Na's a. little mad I feel like he's kind of mad. mad I think you're a little mad don't. start kicking things Maverick n are you. mad he's going to pull this. trick that's what he pulled on the bike. bro he was sitting down just pulling the. little sibling kick at the bike at the. bike okay he like look at him he's mad.
bro I see the anger I know I don't like. lies deep breath in I don't like lies. deep breath out he's actually getting. deep breaths in he's deep breaths. out there you go why are you taking. breaths like that what a cry baby you. are yeah what a cry. baby you just that reminds me when when. we have when we were little I used to. have bad anger issues very bad you think. you did Matt was kicking the bite well. that's the funny part once we got older. our anger issues switched yeah again we.
called the parents about this and they. said that never happened no are you. kidding me you kind of had anger issues. are you kidding me oh my gosh M have you. had anger issues for a minute what are. you talking about you didn't even live. with us no but I was around like this. was recent youve lost him the last year. oh my gosh are you insane we literally. called Mom and Dad on the podcast about. literally this is going to be Mom and. Dad homie this is not Mom and Dad we. play that clip I don't know where that. clip is we call Mom and Dad they say. this is not as a kid oh my gosh she.
won't even listen but neither of you. have anger issues now that's D you won't. even listen bro this was like in between. 2020 and like 2023 you didn't live with. Mom and Dad then yeah it was when so how. would they know it was when you were. with a specific girlfriend that we were. all like oh my gosh he's so angry all. the time now because. of 2020 I pretty sure it wasn't one. specific girlfriend it was even the next. one too like you think yeah just himself. you're insane no I mean it was. definitely the girlfriends cuz once you.
stopped having girlfriends you stopped. being angry it didn't real it's not. existing yall trying to Gaslight me into. think of this right now you know how. many fight you started started cash you. can't say that when you start the fight. and then when you this is what he does. he's like listen I cut your hand off but. you're the one with anger issues cuz you. got mad at me I can name easy ones right. now when you flipped me in the chair up. here when when I you kicked me you. literally when I tried when when I was. trying to borrow your Adidas pants and. you flipped out no they were mine and. you said said they're yours and I said. whatever you flipped out but you about.
to hit him it it takes both of us to get. into a fight about that you were. screaming me screaming at you and then. and when you got really mad and so you. start like punching the yeah that like. that fight when I mean that one was. earlier in our lives but yeah when you. started punching your own car window to. try to get to me that means that dude. that's bad anger issues if you're. beating up your own car again you. started it he kicks his with the car he. punches his car hit me. vehicle always wins okay you're never.
going to win those fights m versus dirt. bike versus truck airsoft gun I'm like. dude I'm just going in the house like I. you're not shooting me I'm going in the. house and you go no unfortunately I have. the I have the airsoft rifle so you have. to do what I say and I said no I'm going. inside I'm not playing this game anyways. and I start to walk in the door and. you're like. ah walk that way I'm like no I'm going. in the house and you go if you take. another step I'm going to shoot you. anyway I'm going to I'm going to blast. you and I'm like M we get it okay you're.
not going to do it and then you blast me. and then what happens m i get mad calm. down no one's mad right now bro seem. this is ridiculous you just keep you're. like going on next fight to the next. fight like no like no one's mad bro cuz. there over and over again there's a. pattern bro bro like no one's mad. there's a pattern anyways what I was. trying to say is I used to have anger. issues bad around as a kid he has them. now but this is a wild thing but when I. was a little kid all my cousins and. everyone would call me uh Angry cash no. it was either crybaby or it was angry.
baby I forgot which one it was sh I. forgot which one it was I don't remember. that at all you don't remember that. every time I'd get mad n it was. something baby but I don't remember what. the first word was angry and but you. guys only called me it when I was. actually mad and then it just made me. more mad never remember saying that I. going remember that next time you're mad. I'm be like angry baby hear that next. time he's mad he gets mad a lot no no. that's what she just said next time he. gets mad yeah probably in like 2029 no. because he's trying to gas slide every. proving my point you're mad right now.
I'm literally talking at a very calm. level no but you can just feel the. tension like all of us can feel your. tension dog listen like it's like the. room is separated it's like right. there's a line right by Harper and that. side of the room is mad cash Joe you mad. no no that corner what you SE mad I'm. not M there's just a little bubble right. here me personally I'm really happy okay. so but legit like it it does bother me. when you tell like Millions move to this. side of the room there's people watching.
and then you say lies like that's kind. of crazy it's kind of czy I didn't say. any lies bro feel you getting more mad. kind of crazy yeah all right M I might. say some lies about you that's all I'm. saying we're going to start doing that M. just calm down remember the exercises. you learned in come on do with me m. in and out he's. trying how you feel now do you still. feel mad. no no I'm fine I'm fine mhm no you look. like an Angry Bird character fact he.
does he looks like the red one yeah you. look like the red Angry Bird no but I. mean definitely as a kid you had more. anger issues but as we got older we both. I don't like not like had anger issues. like none of us were like angry but like. that's absurd with no like but with each. other like me and you could just make. each other extremely mad ex like you. were always the one hitting punching. slapping did you not just hit me in the. back of the head punching the car that. was you hit me in the back of the head I. was sitting in this pink chair we're. playing video games m turns around grabs.
the bottom of the chair and just yeets. it backward start in the middle of the. story bro and he yeets it backwards and. then I hit him in the back of the head. and then I hit you in the back of the. head you KCK you kicked me I flipped. your chair then you hit me in the back. of the head you skipped the first part. was going to say something were you. going to say yeah's skip it it's. irrelevant bro he's actually mad what. why is he actually mad I'm not mad yeah. let's skip it I'm not mad not even har. tell you're mad I'm not mad at all she's.
a redhead bro guys if I was mad if I was. mad I I would flip your that bike I. would go there I grab your you agree you. have anger issues I said if I was mad. you guys heard it first was mad I that's. what I do that's anger issues you can't. control your anger when I'm angry at you. when I'm angry at you I just walk away. I'm like all right that's when you're. angry at me that's not true you. literally hit me in the back of the head. you just said you did after you hit me I. only hit you after you hit me it was. self-defense it was chair broke I know. that chair is breaking and I think it.
was cuz MAV yeed it oh. okay everything's my fault around here. all the time what was what was it the. other day wait hold on wait and it was. my fault what was that oh oh I forgot. the chocolate in our white carpet oh. yeah no Chate white carpet I'm thinking. there was there was Liquid across like. our whole house for some reason there. was the sticky substance I okay which I. pointed it out I found the sticky sticky. substance left in the morning at like. 8:00 a.m. and I didn't get back until.
probably like 9 10:00 at night like I. was gone all day when I left the sticky. substance was not there we believe it. was not there just to clarify and okay I. will say cuz I was here for both sides. of it Kate's gone me and M are home and. M's like what is this stuff all over the. floor we're walking in and out I I. literally saw it like in the glimmer. glimmer in the Sun and I was like uhoh. There's a sticky spot on the floor we. got to clean that up before Kate gets. home whatever that is and then we start. and we're like and M was going to was.
going to start cleaning up and I said. don't clean it up cuz Kate's just going. to want to recan it and we're not you're. not going to clean it right and Kate's. gonna want to like redo it so I was like. just so just leave it and Kate can just. do it however she feels is Right Kate. gets angry if we try to clean stuff well. she'll just re clean it I don't get. angry I appreciate the effort it's just. nobody can do it to my standard what are. you going to say what were you say go. finish the story and then Kate comes. home and I'm like Kate look at all the. sticky stuff and she was like I can't. believe M did this like that was just. the first thing she said he he I was.
like well we don't even know what it is. yet like well I I really I still believe. it was you I don't know how you did it. but you were the only one who could have. done it Maverick what does that even. mean that is just a only one that has. that talent I was gone the whole time. before I got home from dancing came. straight up the stairs went to bed woke. up walked out on the porch walked back. in and I go there is sticky stuff all. over this house so what do you think it. was think it was I think it happened. days earlier and we just didn't notice I.
would to this day we don't know what it. was it was on the floor the countertops. F CL video we got like water everywhere. and I can't imagine water would do this. but yeah that's the only thing that got. everywhere no you want to know what was. actually crazy is we have a white carpet. um downstairs where our couches and. we've already talked about this and it's. not true I'm skipping this subject skip. skip oh he's he's I'm skipping it we. already talked about it it's not true. skip Joe said we didn't talk about it oh. we did well Joe said I don't know if we. did do you remember this story what.
story chocolate in a car in the rug yeah. yeah listen here's the here's the truth. tell me or no yeah like M you thought. Maverick put the chocolate but then he. was like eating M&M's or something oh. yeah oh okay no but wait but tell say. say something about M's anger issues. yeah you know who has real anger issues. here I'll be real like not like like. wouldn't expect them to like hit someone. but if like there's a door getting. slammed in the. house. see him trying to deflect right now no.
okay I'll listen I'll be the median here. all right because I'm honest I'm you. know what I'm saying I'm the I'm the. middle ground Maverick is the most. likely to hit someone I'll take. that really yeah I'll think I'm most. you'll take that oh I I agree like once. I'm mad it's not that I'm out of control. it's that I don't care that's gone out. of control but anyway no I'm I'm very. much in control I'm hitting you MAV is. the most likely to hit someone or Dam. Dage your property like ier not on.
accident like slaming a door I mean like. grabbing your TV and smashing it I don't. do that but I feel like you would no I. have done. that yeah M's the most likely to cause. damage to you or something you hold dear. like he's not going to just like break. something you don't like he's going to. take something that he knows you like. and break it and. yeah and Kate is definitely most likely. to slam a. door or slam a door what else um scream.
like Yeah Yeah well yeah maybe maybe. maybe raise the voice and yell yeah what. am I most likely to do you well. something to cause the problem yeah the. that's most likely to do have a lot of. attitude oh so much tude it's all there. the tude is crazy what do you mean. attitude what do I mean I mean uh r s p. c I can't spell respect that's the word. I was trying to spell what wait wait. what the lack thereof of respect.
yeah hear mom over in the corner. go the other day Harper and I were on. Instagram live and her mom comes in. trying to get all our all our uh brand. deal clothes together because they're. coming over to our house and our mom's. like Harper where's your new white fox. stuff and Harper literally says Mom I. don't know and then um she was like. about to say something she was let me. not I have an audience watching right. now. cuz she was live streaming I was like.
Harper you shouldn't not yell at your. mom only because there's an audience and. then her mom was like yeah and she goes. no but I can't yell when there's an. audience no I did not say that don't. worry if she's ever giv you attitude. just start alive then I guess hi guys. good no I mean yeah but but like I know. I should give attitude I know I. shouldn't give attitude to my mom but. she gives attitude to me I don't think. no I don't think. so I'm sorry the teenag. the one giving attitude to my sister's.
rude what do deflection. yes M listen I might be bad but you got. to meet my brother bro let me pop a. wheelie I I don't think you you know. who's worse who's even more mean is the. comment section on our videos oh no um. they uh they started saying yo mama. jokes on one of the the Tik toks M oh. God you want to hear some of them sure. I'd love to hear your mama feel like. Kate's going to get mad at these I feel. like I can't appropriate don't make an.
appropriate joke your mama so fat when. she stepped on the St ex said to be. continued we already said. that but it was even funnier try from. you good. try um yo mama so ugly she walked into a. haunted house and walked back out with a. job. application with a what job application. J I don't know whose mom these are are. are about I don't know whose mom these. are based out of. but based on a true.
story uh yo mama is so fat she o she was. overthrown by a small militia group and. now she's known as the Republic of Y. mama oh those are the kind of that's the. kind of things you say m that we're like. our audience doesn't get that I wait. hold I'm I don't get that I don't okay. I'm just the audience wrote it so they. get it or not wait wait wait explain. that we'll just move on wait no no none. of us got it so please explain it I. didn't get it. can you explain y mama's so bad when she.
fell I didn't laugh but the sidewalk. cracked. up that was that was kind of funny y. mama jokes are like have to be the most. unfunny jokes y mama is so stupid she. returned Dona because it had a hole in. it your mom is so stupid she oh it. done she just got. it oh let's see Harper I can't hear you. if you're like that you guys know donut. holes your mom is so old when she was in. school there's no history class uh you. guys know dnut holes come from the dut.
and they punch out the middle of the. donut who would have thought why would. they do that oh man yeah but that's what. I'm saying they make the doughnut fo. this one's kind of cruel your mom is so. poor she chases the garbage truck with a. grocery. list oh my gosh that's everyone just. kind of side eyeing Kate right now can I. laugh at this or y'all it's not bad we. didn't write these no I just I just I. guess I just don't I don't if any of you. guys out there get mad at this remember. oh they they he wrote them yo why am I.
so hungry they made some about Joe here. we go what yeah that's Joe Mama Joe Joe. mama so dumb she trips over wireless. internet about Joe's mom or Joe Joe is. that. true Joe mom is so biging Japan thought. Godzilla came back your mama jokes what. did you say Joe so I know it's supposed. to be funny but I don't really joke. about y mama jokes Joe Mama's so big. that uh when she goes camping bearside. their food okay you can.
stop what you can. stop Jo I'm so confused uh Joe mama so. fat Thanos had to clap is what Thanos. had to clap Thanos Thanos who's that. what yeah I don't didn't know you're. just being. mean y can we move on. seen Joe before the.
episode yeah but I'll joke about other. people's mom not. mine if you don't start with Joe just. start it with yo and he'll laugh. Joe God said let there be light he asked. her to move out the way you've been mean. everyone a whole podcast that's what I'm. saying I have nothing mean to everyone. the whole podcast that's crazy yes you. have no at the beginning you're no oh. we're skipping it yeah we're skipping it.
that's not true wait what were what was. so important that you had to wait to. tell us oh yeah I think we should. continue the Joe mama jokes no no dude. for real stop well I would but your mom. just gives me so much to talk about dude. mama it's not funny I get Water Burger. you really need to stop for real I'm so. confused right. now he's mad at you okay just own it. Joe looks pretty mad Cas I'm not gonna.
lie you you screwed up again no. what and you have to walk off I'm sorry. I told you we told you they weren't. funny I mean you said this was a good. bit idea well no I didn't yeah you said. yeah those are good let's react to those. you said you said fans commented your. mama jokes should we say them I was like. if you want you said that's a good idea. I don't think. so. oh so he's kissing the mic I'm so. confused right now stop touching your.
mic I'm confused um so basically me and. Arison was this not the plan for the. episode we matched today at school is. that what yall weree no I didn't no no. no we did not wear this I didn't know. y'all were back on speaking terms again. yeah yeah they're always back on and off. my mom doesn't approve do you no nobody. here approves mom and I don't think any. of the viewers approve mom do you. approve. yeah exactly yeah maybe how old are you.
when do you 14 yeah when do you turn 15. March 20th maybe you asked me this every. podcast I know because okay maybe you. should just be you know since you're 14. and all just be single yeah no well he. wants me more than I want him so I'm. expecting fail and I'm expecting failure. what does that even mean I'm expecting. you are you just trying to stay together. long enough to get through Valentine's. Day yes yes that that that's exactly. what I'm doing is isn't that called. cuffing season it's called when is cuff.
season you don't got to worry about. cuffing season no I know but like I know. that's a thing like when is that uh I. think it's supposed to be like when it. gets winter Christmas time like. holidays could be cozy together you no. no no erison he SED up on my store he's. like you're so pretty I said No at least. he's trying to compliment no and then I. was like don't say. that but like Keep It Coming what no no. no I said don't say that why cuz it's so. cringey I'm not trying to be like his. old relationship you don't want him to.
call you pretty no I want him to say. you're ugly why would you want but like. as a joke so then I know he's like like. flirting no no just you're ugly oh just. straight up yeahhuh yeah yeah say yeah. no okay no K doesn't like that I want. try that one it doesn't but we wore Nike. dgs sweatpants and a black sweatshirt oh. that's so cute how emo. M you want to get off your phone well. some of these are really funny and I.
really want to continue reading them Yo. mama's so fat when she stepped on a. camera it said too much weight a. camera uh Joe mama is so nasty she went. swimming and made the Dead Sea wow wait. I don't even get that Splash I'm telling. you right now these jokes are not. hitting Jo's mom is so old she was the. waitress at the last but for real you. need to stop Joe I don't understand like. you thought this was funny earlier like. what what's the problem I don't do your.
mama jokes but I'm just I'm confused. like if there's a pro like is there a. problem if you keep telling jokes like. that yes you wanted to do these jokes. earlier you thought it was a good idea. I'm just. confused we had a whole meeting. downstairs about this before we did it I. know cash will let you joke like that. but I'm not really going to play like. that yeah I don't really care about Jo. it's a joke dude we literally were. joking about it 20 minutes ago y'all. need to make him stop I'm stop yeah I.
mean seriously what is going on right. now I think you should stop it's just. not a good idea I think it's just. appropriate weird guys the tension in. this room is is this what it was is this. what the plan was like y'all are going. to like hey Maverick here's the script. for the episode we're going we're going. to all not continue the script we're. just going to make it look like M the. going too much you're just going to end. at the same thing this was the script I. was given what do you mean we don't. script out the podcast I we before down. all you all you said was yo should we.
say that Jo mom we planned out the whole. podcast down there we planned out all of. it and the Jo what do you mean out all. of it what do that mean we planned it. out and Joe was like oh yeah like Joe y. mama jokes could be funny what you mean. out the whole all we did was change it. from Yo Mama to Joe mama now he's all. mad dude. stop bro do you have a problem yes stop. fight so. like. yeah mhm yo mom my jaw's on the floor.
right now like I'm so confused Joe. doesn't like it dude I can't I wish I. had. popcorn no I really like it no um but. Mom seriously could you please give me. Water Burger stressing me. out yeah we like you can go if you don't. want to be. here well then I mean we kind want this. is supposed to be a fun funny podcast. and this was the script and now now he's. making it all like we kind of would okay. I just want to say something okay uh I.
would decide to say I don't know why. everybody keeps getting mad at jokes oh. my gosh no that's not real I I don't. know why is not happening look at his. camera there's no way his camera's. pointing at the ground his camera's. literally just pointing at the ground. now wait actually is. he is that what you had planned no no. this was a plan right no this was. scripted nope I was going to talk to you. guys about this love is blind chick I. met so he's actually mad. wait there's no.
way wait you're joking there's no way. wait I got a I got an. idea I can be Joe this was literally his. IDE like this was his idea wait M are. you being serious yes no you're you're. not Joe Joe doesn't get mad like that. I've never seen him get mad C you're not. Joe get off the camera say joke about my. mama cash sit down Joe mama's so fat. when she. Contin cash seriously wait no are you.
going to go go talk to him wait hold on. okay I haven't done the pop yet hold on. all right say something crazy there's no. way this is legit are y'all pranking me. wa hold on hold on no you're messing. with us and I know you are well we'll. cut this later but it's are you joking. I'm convinced yall joking cuz this is in. the script and this is what I was. supposed to do wait hold up I would like. to clarify what do you mean script all. we said downstairs was no no no wait no. we played out the thumbnail we played. out the whole episode this is this is. ridiculous did he drive away listen to. me listen to right now is he did he I. don't know what's going on you're joking.
right cuz you talked with him before. this and Y all scamed this I thought. wait listen to me for one second. downstairs we just said can we go mobile. right now bro one second can you listen. yeah all you said downstairs was should. we make Joe mama jokes or yo mama jokes. that people are commenting on the episod. me Joe all we said was yes you you left. and you said you said yes that's a good. idea let's do that for a segment I said. okay me and Joe continue to talk about. it we picked out comments that we were. going to do and then I read them and I. didn't want to read them to you. beforehand cuz I wanted them to be legit.
I mean I saw him laughing and stuff but. like yeah we were all down there. laughing serious you clearly saw he was. getting upset over the Joe well I didn't. know if he was like playing or something. why didn't you just stop why did you. have to push him well I mean here's the. thing guys I he couldn't get mad real. like okay if Joe is mad right now what. you want to do go get him can you can we. go mobile no this has I don't know go. mobile go. mobile what we're going mobile have you.
seen that guy wait hit me with one what. hit me with one you the Y mom joke M off. camera off camera we'll cut this out is. oh no okay you're still on camera no but. actually off camera are you joking yeah. guys why did you have to do. that hold on he texted me wait he texted. you yeah what' he say hold on one second. Harper hold on no he's okay y are. messing cash can read.
it no he's messing with us. mom I already. know what does it say m you can read it. I just didn't want har to read it why. okay well. listen okay guys um since no one's. talking on the episode wait hold on let. me. talk while we handle the situation over.
there is actually can I read it please. that was an ugly. text wait put your mic in front of your. this is crazy right now this is wild. that was a crazy text like guys Joe. jokes about everything like listen we. joke we go pretty hard with jokes off. camera like we're we joke around a lot. yeah and Joe is like well can I please. read it trust me I no it's not Harper. it's not appropriate for you. wait so we're not joking here no I.
really we're not. joking you think he's. joking stop sorry I hope this is a Joe. oh wait wait wa wait I got you guys want. make sure where wait oh this sounds sick. what time are we at do we have a full. episode um you acting like I would know. in the corner of the thing it should say. what the time is corner of the thing. should say. time um um can I please says 100%. battery what say I don't know say Kate.
wait wait no no no no no we're good. we're good on listen okay listen to what. I'm saying are we are we good on time. I'm listening 38 minutes even okay then. maybe we should just wrap it up no no no. no no no no no no no no you still Bro. think about it this is I can't believe. this think about it our guys are. producer quit our producer is gone I'm. right here cash is he doesn't time I. can't believe they're talking about me. when I'm right you don't even know how. to tell what time we're at dude I know.
it's probably like what time is it right. now like 4:30 like 5 dude what it has. guys I'm convinced this is all a joke. y'all are just joking with me cuz joke. like cuz Joe isn't like that like he. doesn't do that so can I please just I. told you Matt had anger issues that was. not me he's the one that walked away. okay I these were his jokes with me I. agree and that's listen I agree oh wait. Joe's. back. I'll just let you take this. now Joe do you have something you'd like.
to say it was a. bit it was a we were just joking it was. a joke yeah it was a joke it was a Jo. joke it was actually Joe's idea for the. whole joke you know you know what's. crazy what is I fig dude y'all are so. slow bro you two are so you totally. bought it bro I got you don't even bro. the second Joe said the first time he. said that's not funny or whatever said. oh this is this is planned the second I.
did and I was like I'm why do you want. to come over here and read my text huh. what what because I want to make sound. real oh okay okay bro I knew all along I. mean no the text was just us talking. about if he should come back in yet or. not yeah see that was oh bro that I was. really intrigued you know okay that's. that's like the second walk out fake. like or like I was like no two people on. the I don't know if you guys watch the. episode where all of them to make me mad.
and they obviously made me mad and then. I walked off but I was actually walking. off because they all were like purposely. trying to troll me one day somebody's. actually going to walk off out of anger. and it's going to be completely. unplanned and we're not going to like. nobody's going to Care oh he's just. joking smashing cameras just King. Michael the editor is editing this. though yeah like oh my gosh this is. legit yeah the editors are going to be. like oh my gosh this is last episode I.
need to find a new. job can you imagine no if M's mad I. promise you guys if M ever actually. legitimately gets mad on the podcast. that camera is knocked down cuz that's. towards the exit that camera is getting. pushed over directly to the right which. is going to knock down that camera right. on the jum and I'm probably taking a. light out with. me who do you think is the going to be. the first one to actually like if. somebody actually walks if somebody. actually gets mad mad and he like guys. we can shoot another day or whatever I'm. done like I'm leaving it's going to be.
you unfortunately sorry I only say that. because cuz you would get mad at. something I said or something cash said. and you wouldn't think say not saying. that what we said might not be. completely unhinged it will be wild it. might be something we should not have. said something that was private but. actually I would say any three of us. might could say it honestly yeah and I. wouldn't I don't think har. would har would say it without here's. the thing Harper would say it without. intending for to make her mad yeah and. then Kate would just be like oh we'll.
just cut it out but if me and you like. continued on it yeah that's if anybody. is going to walk off I think it's going. to be me and M making jokes that we. think are funny that you don't and we're. going to already done that and I haven't. walked off no I know but it's it' be. like something that you actually think. is like but we could push the limit not. funny I would rather youall not because. they really I mean I'll tell you what. bro that made me kind of like I kind of. felt like J was mad no cuz he actually. seemed mad and I was like wait is he. actually. mad so Joe has anger issues. guys I was like clearly would say the.
hardest person to get mad would be. Harper to get her mad to like leave. really yeah I don't get mad I don't know. what would say I think I could get. Harper mad get mad yeah I think I think. I think Harper would be one of the. easiest for me to get no but I don't. know like what we would say like I. believe she would get I say a bunch of. stuff like yeah if her sister was on. here like or like some like her sibling. or something but like I don't know what. we like I can make Harper mad within 5. minutes I'd make her never want to come. back to his house okay no no not doing. that no no let's. see I just I just know I can't you don't. think you could uh I don't think so I I.
don't know like what I would lead off. with that all I don't know but I just I. fire a bun yeah you would just have to. say like you would just fake stuff to. her like act like her mom's saying. something but tell her her mom said this. her mom said this she'll just get mad. enough to where she just walks out and I. would just fire a bunch out her see what. sticks and when I say something that. makes her mad. then um the short jokes the ginger jokes. like they those don't make me mad that's. what I'm saying those are just like. whatever make you mad they're not going. to make. mad nothing makes me mad oh yeah yeah it.
does you get mad when you get told what. to. do Mom stop please God uh well we should. probably wrap this episode I get mad. when I'm wrongly accused of something. wrongly accused when I lie about. something and then somebody finds out. that I lied about it and then I'm like. no it didn't that's why you don't get. mad when they make the redhead and short. jokes no I don't cuz you're not wrongly. accused you would do horrible in court. if you ever got accused of something in. court no there something that you did. not do you'd look very J I would jump. the judge like that one guy that was.
crazy I know yeah that was absurd did. you see that yeah if was crazy you know. what my favorite part of it was like two. weeks later he had to go back to the. hearing with the same. judge did you see that he had to go back. and he came in he's like all chained up. and stuff this time and the judge sits. down and it's just attention in that. room was crazy they had like they had. like 15 officers just like all and he's. just. like that's crazy oh that that's like.
insane imagine because wasn't it. literally just for like a some sort of. like driving ticket uh no I don't know I. think he like got. something yeah he like no no no because. I looked it up I was like I wonder what. he got and it was something like minor. like he was probably going to get like a. couple years but it wasn't like it was. like proba yeah it was three years or. something it was like three or four. years but now it's like 15 now going to. probably quadruple that sentence not. going to lie what happens when you jump. the judge yeah you can't be doing that.
dude you know what I thought was crazy. in the the the video of that when he. jumps the judge not many people look. like they helped the judge they were. kind of like it was like a braw for a. minute I was like let's see what happens. I don't think anybody knew what to do. that we never I got money on the. criminal seen a criminal is that the. first time in history a person's jumped. the judge no no definitely not but. probably the way he did this is the. first first time anybody's ever done. this in the whole entire. world like that's the first time.
anybody's done that cuz you can't do the. same motions you can't move the same. muscles you know what I think all the. time I'm like this is the first time. anyone's ever said this sentence and I'm. like what. supersonic uh Super Sonic camera lost in. the ocean at the bottom of the sea Super. Sky mushroom like no one not really some. no that's not a coherent sentence but no. one's ever said those words come on well. no nobody's ever done this like nobody's. ever that that was pretty basic move. kind of crazy but you know what I mean. no one's ever said that sentence in one.
y'all think about a lot of the same. things yeah y's brains are alike but you. know she's 14 and you're like 21 so no. but you you can't like nobody's ever. done you know guys I'm almost 21 my. birthday is coming up and wait your. birthday's coming up too yeah what's the. date March oh my March 20th I wasn't. March but like what's the date date. March 20th 2009 MH my birthday's first I. don't believe you you're lying what. you're 21 right now no I'm 20 I think.
he's 20 cuz he can't go to the bar you. think I'm 20 what the wait are you for. real he was born in 2003 Joe well wait. you've been married a year he got why. are you doing math bro you I'm your. brother I don't remember but I know that. he was 19 when they got married and. they've been married a year year and a. half year and a half so then 21 March. yeah this year they'll be married two. years that' be 21 I don't know why y do. a math I just I told you my age I'm 20. I'm having a crisis because I'm actually. about to be 20 what is it with the.
lipstick thing you're just always. playing with you can't ever set it down. it's the weirdest thing I know I like. idling Kate has been having a crisis the. amount of times you know she dude she. said at least like once a day I say it. she said something to day I won't say. what it was but she said but I don't. want to tell my parents or something I. was like you're almost 20 years old you. don't got to tell it was like a stupid. thing and she's like no I'm only 19 I. was like yeah okay well you're almost 20. she's like no I'm 19 she can't she can't. accept the fact that she's almost 20 you. say 20 I yeah I'm literally going to I.
don't know I don't like thinking about. it I like being a teenage. [Music]. girl what does that mean I just like. being attention you get from guys a teen. girl or something no I just like being. able to say when I when I hit a curb I. can say sorry I'm just a teenage girl. when I when our bumper when our bumper. hits something sorry I'm just a teenage. girl like you can't get mad at me for. being a teenage girl I no they're mad at. you for hitting the curb you not bad at. the age you only have 10 more years of. good good good years of your life he.
only has seven that's really sad to say. that's a terrible thing I'm 27 you have. three more good years of your life. that's not true first of all I mean I've. been telling my friends once you're 30. you're over no I'm peeking at 30 what. are you talking about was getting older. too dog I'm peeking at 30 huh you're I'm. going up bro I'm on a trajectory no one. can stop I'll be 30 I'll be chilling oh. here's how I feel Life Works you're 40 I. feel like I'll start to feel it 0 to 10. like you're like I mean you're a baby 10.
to like 20 it's like you know you're. you're learning you're you're growing up. you're peing you're growing up 20 to 30. I feel like it's like oh you're living. life now like you're living 30 to 40 is. like you learned how to live life some. stuff hurts a little you just learned. how to do it better some some joints are. aching um 40 to 50 is like okay you. definitely got at least you got be. careful one or two kids and yeah you. probably shouldn't be doing did you skip.
like all 30s you said 20 to 30s he said. 30 said 30 to 4S and now 40 to. 50s oh yeah 40 to 50s is like yeah you. probably got a couple kids you got to be. respon super responsible like you're an. like you're an adult you are you have. graduated to adulthood. and 50 plus you're you're retired no. you're not you can still be cooking bro. I'm kidding 50 plus you're getting ready. to run for president yeah 50 you're like. President well should be president age.
and then 60 like 65 you're retired you. out of here man you said so many things. that I wish I could have stopped you. before cuz I was so bored at the very. beginning what the and you just. continued to do all the ages you know. you know you want to know something else. about an age they're trying to raise our. retirement yes yeah what's up I saw this. wait wait is that is that you too no not. I don't fit in y'all do it's all y have. you seen that no way the retirement age. right now is what 65 62 something like. that we don't got to retire 60 I thought.
it was 65 yeah 6 655 68 the retirement. age right now is 65 they're trying to. raise it for us to like 70 or like 73 or. something oh shut up wow we don't have a. retirement age 7y olds don't even. working we got to take care of our. people you know. well I probably won't work when I'm that. old I'm probably not going to work much. longer at all going to be working next. year I think like I'm 20 I'm not a teen. anymore M fact I think I'm done you know. I think theast you know what Kate told. me yesterday she goes no two days ago.
sorry two days ago not let me live as. she has a mental breakdown starts crying. all I do is work like a dog I'm a. Workhorse oh my gosh you are not dog no. no no because she was like about the. time I just I I mean you work very hard. and you do lots of great things and I. cherish you very much but I also know. that a lot of time you watching TV. dog watching TV she. you I do like Social Media stuff like. that type of stuff oh my go made sound.
so but then I also have to clean the. house and all this stuff and then she. goes I have no time to myself and I was. like well what about two nights ago when. you had girls night and like all your. friends came over and they were like. she's like well that was like that. doesn't happen often next day next day. she had like the whole entire day off. and she read her books and watch TV and. I was like what what about now because. listen first of all you're making me. sound like I'm some brat. I no I was just saying you had a moment. yeah and I literally they don't want to.
talk about how every single day I talk. about how grateful I am that this is my. life and I don't have to go to college. and I don't have to wake up and work at. 9 to5 every single day for the rest of. my life they don't want to tell you that. but I do say that quite often besides. the point um yeah I was overwhelmed we. are just like filming a lot and I'm. exhausted and my body is hurting in so. many different ways I'm exhausted and. I'm tired and I was and we just like we. we're always doing something even days. we're not filming we're doing something. else and then on top of that I try to. keep up with the house and I live with. three grown men and it's just a lot and.
I sounds like a complaining again no. kind was kind of like started out. grateful just got I have to do this I to. do that and my life sucks it's just. horrible don't tell you guys always say. how much I love my life has something to. say think about it think about it think. about waking up at 5:30 a.m. every. morning doing school for 8 hours sitting. in a chair chair sitting. yes no it's like it's probably your. posture you no it's s sitting in a chair.
for8 hours and then going to a stupid. podcast that's dang everybody is on one. today no not not stupid podcast not me. not me I personally haven't said nothing. rude no no which is an accomplishment I. we I actually talk about you I'm like. honestly Harper's life is crazy waking. up going to school cheer doing the. podcast don't know how you do it don't. know how you do it and then get sounds. like your both just complaining now yeah. y'all should start your own podcast talk.
about it could be called like Workhorse. listen slaves y'all literally don't. y'all make me sound like I'm so bad yo. this saying is that when I got married I. was under the impression that I was. going to be a wife and a mother huh I. was under the impression that I was. going to be a wife and a mother you are. a wife stop trying to get into that all. right we should end the episode all. right guys thank you so much for. watching we'll see you next time peace. out bro did you want us.
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