Is It Cheating If? (Ft. Capri Jones)
Today we are here with Capri Sun. Capri. tried to spice things up by saying I. have a crush on him. You're the one who. started that. Did you do that? Well, what was like your weirdest fan. experience? This one girl. Oh my gosh, it was bad. Like she kept touching me. She was like, "If Piper does you wrong, I'mma give it to you.". Trying to kiss me, let me get a kiss, Poppy. Don't hurt him now. Wow. How's cheating? What happened with that? So, what.
happened was I kind of pranked the. internet and Piper and I was like just. saying I like cheated on her. I guess I. was just testing her loyalty, I guess, but it got too far when she broke my. car. If Mav ever thought of cheating on. me, I would do a lot more than smashing. windows. Would it be cheating if like. you kissed another person? Obviously. What if it's um a grandma? Yeah, you. kissed Kinsey's grandma. I think that's. real cheating. Is it cheating if she. texts your dad? Does Piper text your. dad? I don't have a dad. [Music].
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Australia shows are going on sale. We. cannot wait to see you guys there. Lions. What's up, everybody? Welcome back to. another episode. Today, we are here with. uh Capri Sun, special guest. Hey. And. we're not in our studio. It's been two. years and this is the first time ever we. filmed an episode not in the upstairs of. our house. This is true. This is the. first time we've ever switched. locations. We're at an Airbnb in LA. right now. Yeah. Should we put a hole in.
the wall? No. No. I was thinking about. it. I don't think they'll be too mad. about that. Yeah. Honestly. And no. breaking the TV cuz we also do not own. the TV. So, Oh man. Can't break. anything. What a shame. Capri, do you. want to break something? Not really. I don't think he's cut out for this. Wait, is there a t Does that say Capri. Sun? Oh, yeah. Oh my god. No way. Wait, really? No way. I just thought I thought. I I thought I was clever. No, that's. really cool. I like it. Do people call. you that? Uh, it's my Twitch username,
so Oh, well, yeah. Yeah, I guess people. call that. Cash thought he was real. originally. I really thought I was a. high hot key. That's like when people. always call me, they're like, "Uh, um, hey Cash, you got any cash?" I'm like, or cash money? They're like, "Is your. middle name money?" Everyone says that. Yeah. It's not very funny. So, don't. don't don't do that. Did you uh do you. have a long drive here? Me? Yeah. Here. Oh, no. It's like across the street. Oh. Did you walk? Uh, no. I could have I could have walked. cuz like we got out the driveway and.
then we drove for like two seconds. You're like, "Okay, we're here.". We are literally like two houses away. from each other right now. I know. I was. wondering that. I was like, "Is that. like a you get in your car type beat or. not?" Because that's crazy. Wait, so. Piper lives like two stairs or road. freak across the street? Yeah, she lives. like right. It was crazy, guys, cuz we. were uh we booked this Airbnb, just a. random Airbnb in LA. And then we like. missed our turn for our Airbnb and we. like pull into someone's driveway to.
turn it down to turn to turn back. around. And I'm like, I'm pretty sure. that's Piper's house. And we're like, no. way, that's Piper's house. And our. Airbnb is like three houses down from. their house um from Pipers. But Hunter. was like taking out the trash. Cash is. like, "Oh, no. They're going to think. we're weird.". That's so bad. Just a Polaroid camera. Yeah. Super random. Photo of Hunter. So. bad. No. Yesterday was uh an eventful. day. Mhm. Was uh we uh we uh won a.
thing. Like a little thing. Like a. little thing. Would you like to show us, Harper? I don't have the balloon. Oh, yeah. Let me just Yeah. Show us. Oh, okay. Can you show us. something? This is the most dad joke. I've ever seen. Um, we didn't win. anything actually. It's coming in the mail, I think. No, we. did, guys. We won a uh we won a Kids. Choice Awards for the best podcast. So, yeah. Hey, thank you. Thank you. How. does it feel to know you're on. everyone's favorite podcast right now as.
voted the best? Oh, wow. I just feel. awesome. Yeah. Uh, we did not, however, receive. our blimp yet, so we're trophyless. Yeah. And also we got hit with slime and. not because we're winners and I'm very. upset about it. Yeah. We were not. prepared to get slime. So Kinsey and I. were wearing like $400 dresses cuz we. were like we're not going to win. We're. not We did get them for free. Yeah. We. did. Yeah. I'm going to get it dry clean. though and she'll be saved. Hey, but. shout out you guys for voting us number. one. I mean that's crazy. We didn't.
expect that. And then also they were mad. at the slime but I was kind of happy at. least touched the slime. I I wonder I. kind of wanted to touch the slime. I. needed to know so bad because when I was. little I used to watch the kids choice. awards and I was like I have to be. slimed and I was like mom take me to the. kids choice awards so I can get slimed. and she was like absolutely not. So I. did get to live out a childhood dream of. getting slimed. It just happened in the. wrong dress. But you ever been slimed? No. I've never been in a kid's choice. I. didn't even know what h it was going on. Yeah. Well there was a category you said. you stream. Yeah sure. Wait, do you play. like games? No. No I haven't yet. No.
Wait. You do stream like live streaming. just talking right? Wait. Not a category. for streamer. No, it was gamer. It was gamer stream or something. I. don't know. I show speed won something. There wasn't speed was there. No, he. wasn't there. He didn't even show up to. collect his award. But he but he won. You know you're real cool when you don't. even show up. Like Mr. Beast won an. award. They just pop him up on the. screen. I'm like, dang, he didn't even. show up. Sabrina Carpenter won and she. sent in a little thank you video. Yeah, that was crazy. Interesting video. Yeah,
I'm trying to be like that one day. Just. like, hey, you won a kid's choice. awards. just like h. in the video. Fine, I guess. Send me the. blimp. Yeah. Super fun. It was It was really. cool. Jack Black was there, though. He. showed He was real. He showed up, showed. out. We uh we called my brother last. night after we got back home and he like. was like, "Let me show you something.". Cuz we were right behind the stage. So, anytime someone was on stage, you could. see us in the background. When Jack. Black was getting slimed, he just saw. Cash. He was like,
he was hype. Dude, I had the awkwardest. seat in the house, man. I'm like the. chair directly behind the center of the. stage. So, anytime someone was on. camera, I'm just in the back like. And I was watching the videos back that. like her brother sitting. I'm just back. there like, "Yeah, we like looked." We. had no clue. I didn't know what to do. These freaking dancers got up there and. I was like trying to avert my eyes. I. was like, "I don't know where to look. right now." They were some crazy. dancers. The cat eye. Yeah. They What do.
you mean? They were kind of crazy. It. was interesting to have them. Do you not. just look at the dancers? Yeah. Where. are you looking? Not those dancers. Oh yeah. And it was like KidsB dancers. got up and they were like dancing. everywhere on stage. Yeah. You mean. Machine Gun Kelly? No, that was not him. But yeah, you know, you know that was. Machine Gun Kelly, right? Yeah. I wish. kids by us when MGK came on because MGK. came on the entire kids audience went. from screaming to just like Yeah. I have.
no idea who it is. They had no clue. Wait, guys, guys, let's ask one. question. How How's cheating? What the What the What? I don't know. I. wouldn't know. So, wait, what happened. with that? Cuz I I thought. your car got like broken. No, I did. Yeah. So, what happened was I was. actually like pranking Piper. Like I. guess I was just testing her loyalty, I. guess. But it got too far when she broke. my car. So, you Wait, you tested her. loyalty? Hold up. I don't know any clue.
about this situation really. So, can you. just Yeah, I'll elaborate. Um, I wanted. to like spice things up a little. So, right. As one does. So, uh I guess I. kind of pranked the internet and Piper. and I was like just saying I like. cheated on her and stuff. Oh, yeah. And. I got like I live with her right now. So, I just got an Airbnb and like so I. could like not be next to her and then I. just like started acting like a total. jerk. And then um Did she know? No, she. didn't know until until like my car got.
smashed. This is what you get for. cheating on me with her and she kissed. you today. That's disgusting. And then. we had like a whole talk about it and. stuff. Wait, I smashed my windshield? Yeahid. Respectfully, honestly. You're. telling me that didn't go well? Yeah. No, it didn't go well. Oh, that's. interesting. Yeah. You lost like 300,000. followers, too. I did, but I gained them. all back. And actually, the crazy thing. is I gained like all my followers on.
Twitch. Like, I would rather be famous. on Twitch than Tik Tok in my opinion. Yeah. So, yeah. Okay. Worth it. # worth. it. Yeah. Well, that's valid. That. should windshield. I hate Airbnb. Yeah. I mean, if M ever thought even just the. thought of cheating on me, I would do a. lot more than smashing his car window. So, yeah. What would you do, Kenzie? I I. cannot say it on the first degree. Do. some thing. First degree murder is. always the answer. Kenzie just gets a. notification map booked an Airbnb. She's.
like, "Oh, no." She's like, "Where are. you going?". So bad. Wait, what made you want to do. that? Uh, like I said, I just wanted to. spice things up a little and uh I just. wanted to have some fun, I guess. Yeah. Oh, just mix it up. So when you're. bored, you're just like, "Yeah, I guess. I can fake cheat." Yeah. The I What do. you guys want to do today? I was I was. like confused on what was happening, but. I kept seeing stuff and people were. being pretty rude to you. No, people I. mean I mean like as they should be. I. mean Yeah, but it really gets to a point. like there's things you should say and. things you shouldn't say like but I.
understand why I I already knew they. were going to be mean to me. I already. knew they were going to switch up like. that. So I was like I just wanted to. test them. Wait, so how'd your car get. smashed? Uh I was just chilling and then. Piper and Lil Tay and Lil Tay grabbed. the baseball bat. Not Lil Tay. Not Yeah, not Lil. I love her. They started. smashing my windshield. That's so valid. Dang. Good for them. Who actually. smashed it? Was it Lil Tay? It was both. of them. Wow. At the same time with the. same bat. Different bats. Two bats. So, is your car windshield fixed now or do.
you Well, yeah. It's been Yeah. My car. is in the shop, though. I'm getting like. stuffed onto it and stuff. So, yeah. Can. we smash it after this? I don't think. that's necessary. Really? I think I. think we're all getting kind of, you. know, bored. We want to spice things up. We should spice up this podcast right. now. Let's just go do it. Yeah. No. So, how do you feel that people call you. Chopper? I mean, I don't I don't really. care. I mean, wait, what's that mean? What does that mean or something? Yeah, you you said that one time, but I didn't. understand. What? I mean, when I first started TikTok, I.
started thirst traps. I'm not going to. lie. And then these two, can you show us. one like in real life? Can you give us. an in? I did Spider-Man costumes. Yeah, you did. No, no, no. The boys did. Spider-Man. Oh, you guys did Spider-Man. [Applause]. too. But you kind of look like. Spider-Man. I do. Well, you kind of do, too. And I see it, too. In a multiverse. I see it. All three of you are twins. Hey, I like Spider-Man. When you want to. spice things up. Yeah. Dang. We should all three wear.
Spider-Man costumes. Okay. Wait. Pop up pop up a picture of all. three of them in Spider-Man outfits. Oh, no. That's not That's what we're doing. Is that why you got the spider on your. arm? Cuz you're Oh, no. I mean, cuz I. went all out with the thirst trap. Yeah, I guess. Yes. I just I started Tik Tok. doing it and it's like a spider bit me. Were you doing the live streams where. you're like the Thank you for the rose. No, I could see him doing that though. I. know. And he'll be good at it. Yeah. Kate also dressed up as Spider-Man. I. did. I did do Spider-Man. Views were.
low. Spice things up. No. Needed to spice. things up. We got to get Kinsey and. Harper the Spider-Man in the Spider-Man. gang now. Really good. It was a thing at. the time. It was. Yeah. I don't know why. though. Everyone did it in like 2021, 2022. Everyone had a Spider-Man costume. We still have ours. We'll bring it out. the archive. The end of the. Spider-Verse. I mean, it was just it was. great. The What did you tell What did. you just say? The Spider-Verse. Into the. Spider-Verse. It's the movie. It came. out like that time. Oh, I didn't know. that. Yeah. Yeah. It was like.
You didn't know that. You were just. dressing up for fun. No, I thought that. was We were all dressing up as. Spider-Man. Okay. What else do you dress. up as? What? Spider-Man cosplay. That's. it. I only do Spider-Man. Oh, yeah. That's it. Right. Right. Did you So, did you you start He. totally doesn't dress up as Peach or. anything. What? What? No. Who's Peach? Cash. Have you ever spiced things up and. prank cheated on Kate? Yeah. Wait. So, you guys are You guys are dating and you. guys are dating? No, they're married. Married? Oh, so you're just I'm just.
alone. Yeah, she's just the odd one out. Sad. Just kind of single over there. That is pretty sad. That's sad. Yeah, I. don't care. You should probably spice. things up a little bit. Yeah. Uh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just like Capri tried to. spice things up by saying I have a crush. on him. You're the one who started that. I'm not going to lie. Uh did you do. that? Well, uh you know. Okay. I had this picture of you laying around. my house. Don't know why, but it was. just there. Yeah. Can you all explain to. him that it wasn't me who put the photo. in the thing? So, there was just this.
odd picture floating around the house. It was like on a refrigerator for a. while. I don't know why. I saw it, too. I was wearing it. It was on Cash's. nightstand. Yeah. I don't know. I don't. know who put it where. Um but somehow it. ended up just on my nightstand. That. makes sense. So, uh then when we played. uh Three Things You Can't Live Without, I took the picture and I put it in. Harper's bag. Thank you for telling the. truth. Cuz you thought it was your bag. I thought it was my bag, but then the. bags got switched. Yeah. And uh Yeah. Then I didn't have it in my bag, which I. was sad about. Okay. Yeah. But now.
you're with him, so you can Yeah. Now. it's in real life, so we can go dress up. as Spider-Man after this. Right. So yeah, then I proceeded to spice. things up and say, "Uh, yeah. Yeah, I. can't live without Capri." I mean, in my. defense, I only saw a clip. Like only. saw that clip. I didn't know any of. that. Yeah, I saw what you said about. me. Yeah. Yeah. What he said? I showed. it on the airplane cuz he ripped up my. photo. Oh, wait. I didn't see that part. What' you say about you say about him? Huh? I was just like, "Wow, bro. I. thought we had something." No, not that.
What did I say? You said something else. about me. What did I say? Bad bad boy. You said something. You said what did. Okay. You said, "Man, I would. never let. Oh, wait. No, I never let like a man do. that to me or something." And I was. like, "He's gay." I thought you were. gay. I'm sorry. I thought it's not an. insult. I was just like, "Oh, is he. gay?" No, it's not. But like, you know, you said it was so funny cuz like you. you you made a joke. I mean, like my. wife How. How do people look at me? Because my.
wife is sitting right here and all like. literally he sees it and he's like, "Oh, he's gay." I didn't know. I think it's. cuz you just talk about men sometimes. Like talk about That's not my fault. though. Matter. But like it just. happens. Okay. Jordan Matter is. different. That's different. What? He's. Yeah. He literally showed up to the kids. choice awards last night with a on his. shoe and Sharpie. I love Jordan Matter. Like. Yeah. Yeah. I'll get the shoe. No. No. I. don't. Okay. Oh my gosh. You can write I. love Capri Sun. Crazy on the other one.
That's so bad. So, does your mom like. let you get tattoos and stuff? Uh, she. was very hesitant at first, but Yeah. Yeah. Oh, they're slimed. Yeah. Yeah, they got slimed from it, but we got. drenched. Yeah. See, it says, "I love. Jordan Matter." Okay. Um, and then Yeah, I think we should write I love Capri on. this one. And then we can write. Spider-Man on the side. Yeah. And then. maybe spice things up on the other side. Yeah. Jordan. Jordan was not a fan of. it. I don't think he acted like he was.
He was like, "Oh, man." He He vlogged. it. He videoed it. Hello. He did. He put. it in his little vlog. I think I'm going. to make the clip on the YouTube channel. Okay. Okay. If you don't make the cut, then he's going to cut it. I know it. I. know it. I'm not going to cut it. Um, so. yeah. How long have you and Piper been. dating for? Uh, two months now. Wow. Yeah. Wait, it's only been two months. We've only been dating for two months, but we were talking since like February,
I think. Oh, okay. When Piper comes off, we'll see if she says the same thing. To the test. Why everybody is so quiet? Cash, what's. wrong with you? Cash did something. I. don't know. I just Cash is looking like. a pretty weird, so I was Sorry. I was I. got lost. What? Okay. Yeah. Wait, Kashi never answered that. question. Okay, fine. It wasn't an. accident that we booked the Airbnb three. houses down from Capri. Okay. It wasn't. an accident, right? Are y'all see each.
other? No. So, you guys you guys started dating. just like you you guys weren't dating as. like a social media couple? No, we we. barely knew each other. So, like we. didn't like, you know, but we talked. every day and um then when I came out, it was pretty awkward the first time, but then we just like this. I mean, yeah, I guess. Were you doing Were you. doing social media? I was doing social. media. Yeah. Uh I started we started. like the shoot or shoot like I made a. shoot or shoot video for her and then.
Oh, I remember that now. Yeah. And then. she responded to it and then here we. are. So that's how you guys met? Yeah. Yeah. I mean it's not something I want. to like tell our kids, but. what's a shoot or shoot? It's that trend. that was going on. basically. Oh, how do you do that? Like. you're videoing yourself. They say shoot. to shoot. Piper, what's up with you? Yeah. Okay. Cash. Trying to find it. Don't. Oh.
my god. Okay. And post. Oh, Jordan Matter texted me. Wait, actually. Oh my gosh. Yo, I'm not going. to lie. Preston plays team challenged us. to a game of volleyball. Do you play. volleyball ever? I have before. Yeah. Do. you want to be on our team? I don't know. if I'll be very good, but I'm Oh, well, yeah. In LA? No, it's in Dallas. Yeah, you'd have to stop for practice every. three days. That sounds so fun, dude. I'm telling you, our team is going to.
just We're so good. I'm not going to. lie. The Cash and Mav team is so good. What about the What about I'm sorry. What just about Cash, Kate, Matt, and. McKenzie team? Why are you acting like. it's like not all of us? Oh, I mean, I. guess it is. And if I had to be quite. honest, me and Kate are way better than. both of you. Y'all are both on the. volleyball team. We can literally play. right now. Ready? What are you doing? Oh, oh my. Wait, what just happened? Uh, volleyball. Please don't do that again. Supposed to be our cheerleader. Please. don't. Thank you. Yeah. Uh, anyways, do.
you play any sports? Yeah. Uh, I mean, I. break dance and I play basketball. Dance. for us. Dance right now. Come on. Streamer prom. No. Trust. We will put. really good music to it. Yeah. Okay. Well, music, please. Uh, well, the. editor will put it in. It'll be good. Just do like a quick little Oh, wait. I. saw you doing something. He was doing. like the helicopter. Helicopter. Oh, you. know what I'm talking about. You can do. the windmill thing. I can do a windmill. That's what it is. No shot. Windmill.
You can't do it on carpet, probably. Yeah, I can do a flare or a carpet. But. that's You can do a flare. Do a flare. No way. You can do a flare. Do a flare. I've always wanted to do a flare. Why'. you take it on my shoes so slow and. dramatic? So cinematic. Do a flare. I've tried so many times to. do this. I'm not gonna lie. You're pretty strong. if you can do this. I mean, I went to. like practice and stuff. Okay. Okay. So, you had like a coach or something. Okay. All right. Let's see. Let's see it. Blair. F L A R E. I spent at least two.
hours of my life in the living room. trying to do this. You got enough room. You got it. Um I don't even know what. he's about to do. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Those things are nice. Whoa. Whoa. W. Don't hurt him now. [Applause]. Wow. Wait, that was actually kind of. cool. Wow, that turn. Okay, be careful. with your shorts. I really don't know if. you should do this, Kate. Well, you got.
to Yep. There you go. Yak. Now do the. pre do the pre- like jump thing. Do your. rock step. Yeah, there you go. There you. go. Oh. Oh, kneecaps really just Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. back down. Maybe you. should sit back down. The 5-year-old's. like, "I want to show you my dance.". Wait, no. That's the thing I saw you do. online. So, what's the other thing? Oh, windmills. And it's where like you like. lay and he's like rolling, but it's like. on his hands. That was so cool. I'm.
going to practice when I get home. We. get home. K just can do the flare. She's flaring around. That would be such. a hidden talent, Kate, if you could do. that. Dude, Maverick is taking off his. shoes a try. No, I want you taking off. his shoes. I'm not trying. Matt, let's. see it. I I can't. I I can't. Oh, you. took off your shoes to try the flare. Don't embarrass yourself. Can't do it. Try. Yeah, but you should try. I don't. think you understand. I physically. can't. I have tried. Yeah, but let's. see. That's embarrassing. You physically. can. Technically. Uh, maybe. You. technically physically can. Maybe if I.
had a mentor. Okay. Wait, wait. Do the hips thing. You gota. do the hips thing. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Don't do it. Now you got to do the the. the pre-step. No. The capri step. Okay. No. See? Oh, no. Which way? Which which. leg do you swing with? This one? Yeah, that's the one I swing with. So, you. swing and go down. I swing like I go. behind my this leg. The left leg. You go. that way. Okay. Oh, there you go. That.
was wild. Oh, man. You almost That was. not that bad. Wow. I want to see him do. it again. That was really cool. You'll. have to watch his shoes on. That's. That's really embarrassing. But um Yeah. Well, let's see you do it then. That's. what I thought. No, I I would try. because I have done break dancing. before. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Of course. you are. I would like to try one time in. my life. Yeah. Well, you can try another. time, I guess, if you're not going to. try now. Yeah. Really? It's like a goal. of yours to try one time in your life. Yeah. Yeah. You want You want to You. want to try and reach your goal right.
now? Yeah, you could. Okay. No. Wait, are you teaching Piper to break dance? She does. I don't No. No. She dances. She's She used to dance, but she doesn't. do any sports now. Oh, wait. What kind. of dance? Like ballet? She used to Yeah, she used to do tap, ballet, stuff like. that. Oh, she did like pretty dancing. Yeah. Yeah. Not like flare. No, not like. no hip-hop. I always wanted to be a. hip-hop dancer. Oh, I wanted to be a. baller. Why did I see Kenzie doing that? Just Thank you. No, Kenzie would. Wait,
why am I always doing like the weird. things? Y'all think like I could just be. like a kickboxer and a break dancer and. No, you're a WWE superstar. Oh why? What. was I could see Kinsey being out there. just with like the Costco guys just like. boom. She's like grabbing some other girl by. the hair. She's like. um No. What was the first thing you like. thought like did you know us before like. we reached out to you? Uh yeah. I I've. seen you guys on TikTok and stuff. Did. you like think we were annoying like. most people do? No. People think you're.
annoying. Yeah. I mean mainly them. I. just looked into it. I don't get annoyed. easily, so don't worry. You're. different. Don't worry. Uh, yeah. Wait, Capri, when did you. start posting videos and stuff? Uh, sophomore year of high school. So, like. 2022. And as soon as you started, did. you immediately say, "Okay, like I'm. going to grind on this and like we're. going to do I started posting like one. thirst a month." One thirst strap a. month. That's so specific. Yeah. One. thirst strap a month. And then um like. the first of the month you just put on.
the spider suit just No, that's. basically how it started. It's the It's. the first get the suit. And I just during like summer I started. just posting more and like being more. active and stuff and Yeah. Well, you. should know. We're going to talk to. Nickelodeon about getting a Spider-Man. award. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So, yeah. Who. wore it best? Yeah. I like that. No, it's like y'all they have to pick one. Who do y'all think wore best? Personally, I don't know. I've never. seen him. Probably me. I have not seen. them wear it yet.
Pretty cool. There was this clip of you guys. streaming um you and Piper and she was. showing you Queen Bee and you had never. seen it before and your reaction we. quote it like a lot cuz it was funny but. what did he say? You were like dang dang. and you said it like three times and we. just now we're Yeah. Now anytime. somebody does anything specifically if. it's something fat of someone like when. somebody like orders something at a. restaurant they order like extra like. dang. I was wondering why you kept saying that. to me.
No, that was so funny though cuz you. were like they I saw the clip and you. were like they wrote a song about you. and Piper was like yeah and then she. started singing it and you were like hey. it was not bad. It was really good. actually. I like it. I I personally like. my mom hates it though but yeah I mean. like I I didn't mean any harm by it or. anything. Cash like what the. No. Yeah. Maverick actually wrote it. Maverick and Cash wrote it. I don't. think so. No, no, y'all did. Uh, well,
maybe. Yes, I have bad memories. You've. been heavily influenced. Yeah. And then Maverick was like in the. in the studio. He was like, "No one. more.". He's like feeling it. I was like, "What?" Okay. Okay. Moving on. Video, too. I need to find a video of it. Remember when we were in the studio and. Maverick was like, "Pull it up. Pull it. up. Pull it up. Pull it up. I need to. find it." It's No way. Y'all don't. understand. Man, when I sing on the. microphone, I have to like imagine like. I'm in front of a a crowd and like.
actually singing it or it just sounds. like so cinematic. Have you ever made a. song before? Yeah, I have. With hyper. Yeah, but it was like my my Twitch chat. is the one who wrote the lyrics or to do. something like that. It was pretty bad. But if I. think if I really tried to make a song, it wouldn't be that bad. Yeah. Well, can. you actually like sing? No. Oh, well, we'll get you in our studio because you. don't have to you don't have to be a. good singer because autotune will give. me. Why'd you look at me when you said. that? Yeah. Anyone is welcome. Just mess. it up. Anyone is welcome. Okay. Hey, I.
don't know if she's going to find this. video. Just probably not sure it does. But it it does. I think it does cuz I. think she Wait, we recorded it in. December of 2020. Oh, no. No. Cash sent. it to me. Cash sent it to me. Cash. leaked. Okay. Well, I didn't realize I I. leaked your footage. Here it Hey, there was You found it that. quick. Ready? Oh, no. That was fire.
Oh, that's the help me one. Yeah. Well, it was really embarrassing. Um, that. wasn't even the right Somebody help. That was fire, dude. That was fire. Like, what? What? It It was It was Okay. No. Okay. Yeah. And that's better than getting what we. got cuz we made a song a couple months. ago. Uh the whole podcast podcast to. rock. From podcast to rock. Yeah. No. Yeah. It's probably better that you. don't. K's like, "Let me just bel.". No, that's how the song goes. But when. we were when we were recording it,
Kinsey and I like aren't singers. And. everyone in the You know, everyone in. the studio, they kept being like, "It's. just not going to get better than that.". Every time me and Kenzie had to hit our. line and like they were Pape and Chase. were both like, "It's not happening.". That's the worst line to hear when. you're recording a song is just I think. that's the best you're going to get. Oh, thank you. That happened multiple times. to me. I literally couldn't hit the note. and I was just like they're like that's. the best it's going to get. Oh, yeah.
Har when's your song dropping? I don't. know. Um Oh, okay. Okay. Have you. announced it? No. Oh, Cash just did. Uh. yeah, we've talked about on the pod. Remember we said she was like Oh, we. haven't said the name or anything. Yeah. Yeah. But you don't know when you're. dropping it? No. Oh, you're just holding. on to it. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, when uh we. were at the uh Nickelodeon Awards. yesterday or Cash uh you you ran into. somebody. I did. We can't talk about that though. We can talk about it vaguely. No. No, we really can't. What? You said.
last night we'd talk about it. Okay. Can. we talk about it? No. Okay. We can't. talk about it. No. Wait. I don't even. know what we're talking about. No. We'll. tell you guys later because we can't. really talk about it. Matt loves to do. this thing where he likes to like out. people on the internet and we really. like can't do that. So, last night Cash. said he was going to talk about it. I. didn't like a bad Alex's voucher. No, I. didn't. Mav said you should talk about. that. I said we can't talk about that. We had a slightly weird experience, but. we're moving on from it. Did you tell. me? We'll tell you later. I easily get. in fights with people. That's all you. need to know. Yeah, I know. Yeah, just.
that's it. But yeah. No. Who's Can we. talk about the security guard that. wouldn't let us on the dad gum ferris. wheel ride? Can we talk about that? Ky. still mad. There was one ride she wanted. to ride. One. And we kept saying, "Dad. gum." And then we're finally like, "Okay, we'll go we'll go ride." We're on. like the Santa Monica Pier and there's. like roller coasters there. Yeah. There's like only four rides. So we. finally get to Kinsey's ride that she. really wants to ride. We go over to it. and cash walk on. And then me and Kinsey. go to walk on and security guard just. goes, "No,
no." We're like, "What do you What? What? What?" And keep in mind, no one's. in line for this ride. The ride is. completely empty. There's like one or. two people in front of us and the ride. holds like 30 people. Nobody else in. life. She just puts the rope in front of. us. Just literally as they walk she's. like, "It's already done." And M's like, "What?" They're like, "Well, they're. about to run the ride." She's like, "Nope. This is the last time they're. running it." M's like, "Yeah, so can can. we hop on?" You know why they run it? 20. extra seats empty. No way. The whole.
thing was empty. I was so angry. And the. security guard was like, "No, no." Yeah. No. He wasn't letting it happen. I. started to bark at her. Yeah. Yeah. So. then the entire ride we sat there I was. watching Mav as we're riding the ride. Mav standing 2 feet away from the. security guard just staring at her like. this with a chicken hat on. He thought he was scary. I was like. you're not scary. You have a chicken on. No. If anything you looked like when I. was watching you I was like if I were. the security guard I'd probably be. fearing for my life because you know.
those serial killers that like just get. a look in their eye or those like people. that like you know are going to hurt. other people. are just like I'm pretty. sure that is that type of serial killer. They're like why'd you kill him? He's. like they didn't let me on the ride. It's like what do you mean they what? No, I was I was so irritated. I was like. there's absolutely no reason we care. Even the guy running the ride was like. dude that's crazy. He's like I'd let you. on the ride. You ever been to Santa. Monica? I have. Yeah. You ever been on. the rides? Yeah, I have. Dude, there's. this one ride. It's so funny. You got a. video of it? Which one? Oh, I haven't.
literally just goes up and down. Oh, I. do. He thought the pirate one. The the. dragon thing. No, it's like it just goes. like this. Oh, that one. Yeah. Oh, that's like the Superman. They wouldn't. let anybody on mine. It's like the. Superman version of It's called the. Superman. It's literally just this. Wait, that it looks not crazy. And then. you just like drop it. But it was so. fun. We were It looks like a little kid. ride. But I was like, "Guys, guys, let's. get on. Let's get on. Let's get on." And. everybody's like, "No, we're not riding. that." And I was like, "No, it it could. be fun. We don't know." And I get on it.
and I'm by myself, just completely on. the ride by myself. And it's just going. up and down. Is that me? Yes. Kicking. his feet. What was like your weirdest. fan experience? Cuz I feel like they're. just talking about themselves. Oh. Oh, here's a I'm I'm joking. I'm joking. I. just promise. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Nobody Yeah. All right. I was at the. prom streamer prom thing and we were. leaving. So, like two days ago. Yeah. And this like a bunch of people were. proud of me and stuff, taking pictures. with me. This one girl like popular.
This one girl, she was like, "Oh my. gosh, it was bad." Like she kept. touching me. She was like, "If Piper. does you wrong, I'mma give it to you.". Oh, trying to kiss me, let me get a. kiss, Poy. It was the It was bad. It was. It was so bad. I'm not going to lie. Crazy. And I was streaming it, too. So, it's it's there. I can show you a video, bro. No. You streaming while she did it? I was streaming. Yeah. Oh my gosh. So. bad. That's crazy. Yeah, it made me very.
uncomfortable. Wait, was it like another. creator or was it a like a fan? Yeah. Made you uncomfortable. So. uncomfortable. No. Yeah. I feel like I. feel like people need to know their. boundaries like when it comes to people. like we're all like just people, you. know, but um but like when it comes to. people just like touching up on you and. stuff, it's just like kind of weird. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. What? Sure. I wasn't cash dressed in a girl's. What? What? You never did answer my. question. I asked you if you've ever uh.
pranked cheated on Kate. Yes, he did. Well, that that's a. literally like a like you're tossing him. that question knowing the answer to the. question. Are you trying to set me up? Well, I I want you I know you've seen. the video. Yeah. No, I want you to say. it out loud so then I can tell you how. it wasn't a prank and I was actually. cheating. Wait, what? Okay. Yes, I did. Dude, if I ever get a boyfriend, explain it. No, you're the Why did you just You.
explain it. Wait, no. I'm I'm not. talking about a recent one. I'm talking. about a long time ago. Yeah, I know. which one you're talking about. Well, I've never seen the video and I'm very. confused how you think this was. cheating. I'll just summarize it. apparently for Kenzie. Um, me and. Maverick were playing a video game and. we set up cameras and I had the headset. on and I'm acting like I'm talking to a. girl on like online on the Xbox and. Maverick was the girl on the other end. talking in a girl. Is this what you're. talking about? I guess so. She doesn't.
know what she's talking about. I I've. seen I've seen What the heck are you. talking about? Where Kate has bleach. blonde hair, super long, very young. Not. that I'm not young anymore. And you walk. in and you're like screaming at Cash in. in his bedroom or something. Okay. Yeah. So, what about that? Did you finish. explaining it? Yeah. So, uh then Kate. thinks I'm like cheating on her or. whatever and then Mav walks in the room. and he has like a wig on and Yeah. Yeah. I think that's real cheating.
I mean, that if that's if that's the. case, that is messed up. I cheated on. you with my brother. Well, that's even. crazier. That's what you're saying. You. replied, "Well, he caused you to have. mental distress and like made you really. think you were cheated on." Um, I mean, isn't that a prank though? Is that the. point of That's what I'm saying. Yeah. If it was an actual girl, I mean, maybe, but it was Yeah, it's like it's my You. actually cheated on or like prank. cheated on Viper with like Maddie or. what's her name? Um, what's her name?
What's her name? Dang. Such an A. Such an A. Do you not. remember Alice? I forgot what? How do you like that? Cuz. y'all were like tight. What's going on? I swear y'all were like really like. tight. We weren't tight. Did you just. forget? After this, somebody's going to. be like, "Yo, what podcast you just. gone?" He's like, "I forgot. I don't know their names." Wait, do you. know our names? I Yeah. Really? All of. them? What's our names? Start Start.
right there. Rick. Okay. Okay. Oh, Cash. Harper. Okay. Kate. Oh, not. that's okay. I'm new here. My name is. Kenzie. Lock in. Kenzie. Yeah. Why' you. tell like he wasn't going to get 75%. right? So, actually, no. You got 85. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. I'm actually doing. good. He's like, that's a passing bird. I. don't I don't know if I should bring. this up, but um actually, no. I don't. think I should. Well, we'll just cut it. if No, I I don't. Oh, okay then. Don't.
I just I just think it's like it's a. Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So, it's not cheating. Wait, wait, hold on. No. So, you think it's. cheating if it's a prank? I mean, it. depends on the extent of the prank. And. Kate was very distressed and she truly. thought she was cheated on. Um, I would. not say that I consider that cheating. Yeah. Okay. So, say mentally would it. have been cheating if I I think that he.
upset me. Yes. But I would not say that. because I was upset I was cheated on. Like if Cash did something to upset me. right now, I wouldn't be like, "You. cheated on me." He's like, "No, I. didn't. I just didn't take the trash. out." That's not like That's true. Being. upset doesn't equate to being cheated. Do y'all think is it cheating if like. would y'all say it's cheating if uh the. guy you're dating like goes to Hooters? Yes. That's like an actual good one. Oh, that's a that's a good one. I'm gonna. say yes. Why?
Why can't they just go to Buffalo Wild, guys? Twin probably do. Twin Peaks is. also a food state. What? She said, "Why. can't they just go to Twin Peaks?". That's crazy. I I would say it's. probably not wise. Probably not a good. idea. Um, yeah. I mean, I feel like if. anyone is like intentionally going to. Hooters, like like who is really going. to Hooters for the food? My uncle says. he swear he just goes for the wings. He. says they just have the best wings. I'm. like, "Are you sure, uncle?
the uncle. He did. He He took his He went to Okay, this is that actually I was Oh, he took. you two. He takes all of us to Hooters. when we were younger. We went We went um. So, it's it's my best friend and her. dad. So, Cash's uncle. Um we went with. our dads one time when we were like 11. or 12. And we're sitting in Hooters and. my best friend is like freaking out. I. was just like, "Dad, dad, I don't think. I'm supposed to be here right now." And.
Shay's like panicked in the middle of a. Hooters. And he was like, "Why? Why? It's fine. It's fine. It's a family. restaurant. It's a family restaurant.". And she was like, "But dad, look at how. they're dressed." And he was like, "It's. a family restaurant. We are going to. have a family meal and enjoy it." And. she was like, "I don't think I'm. supposed to be here." And he was like, "There's nothing wrong." Okay. Well, that same uncle also used to take my. sister when she was a baby to try to. pick up girls there. So, you know. Yeah, he did. Which I'm kind of confused how. that works. Look, I have a baby, but. it's not his. Yeah. Oh. Oh, yes. Yeah,
you're right. You ever been to Hooters? Babysitting. He's a good guy. Yes. You. You have I have been to Hooters. Yeah. Why you've been dating? Why? No. Oh, no. Cuz that would be cheating, right? Yeah. Yeah. Uh, yeah, that's a good question. Harper, what do you think? Yeah, I think. it's cheating. If you go to Hud. Is it. cheating if they're like follow an. Instagram model and like their pictures? Yeah, I wouldn't enjoy that. Do they. know this person? Nah. If they even if they know it. Like.
before Cash and I started dating, he. followed a lot of like just friends in. LA and stuff and they were like bikini. Instagram models and stuff. And once we. started dating, he was like, "I don't. care." But like if I unfollowed him, that's like rude cuz like we were. friends at one point. So he just muted. every single one of their profiles. Would it be like cheating if like if you. like uh caught your significant other. like looking at like my gym photos? You. don't got gym photos? Yes, I do. You. pooped yourself. Yes, I do. Is that He. pooped himself at the gym? That was the. only photo and there's no photo of that.
But would that be cheating, y'all think? Or No. Oh, no. Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you, man. Appreciate that. Would. it be cheating if like you're on a guy. another guy's gym story like you like. add yourself to it like just like. without thinking? Like like you're. swiping through your stories. Yeah. You. see, you got the good ones today. Wait, wait, what? I don't understand. Like if. he's like, "Hey, swipe up if you want to. be added to my gym story." I'm on one of. my friends gym stories. I didn't know gym stories were a thing.
Is it a dude? Yeah. Yeah. Cheater. What. the? She's on one of You going to let. that slide? No, I'm not. I will fix. that. Wait, you know you know this. friend. Don't care. They're not like. inappropriate pictures. They're honestly. like funny little videos. Don't care. Right. It's them half naked. No, I'm. kidding. No, they're like fully clothed. They're like, I'm going to lift 500 lb. Oh, there goes my back. Oh, that friend. Oh, I know who she's talking about. Never mind. That's fine. You know you're down bad when it's like.
uh Oh, it's that guy. Never mind. You. can do Yeah. Yeah. Cashier that guy. Oh, man. Is it. cheating if like you like they tell. another person? Pause it. Pause it. Pause it. What just. happened? My best. Best pets of 2025. How many pets this guy got in 2025? I. got an hour 45. Wait, are we going to. get copyrighted for that? He's really. collecting pets now.
Oh, there we go. Now it's on. And we're back. I was saying, is it considered cheating. if your significant other tells somebody. else about you guys' relationship. troubles? Oh, abides in another person. Wouldn't. it just be like the same person? Like, no. It's like they're confiding in that. person. But like, how could it possibly. be cheating if I told Maverick about our. relationship? No, not me. You went and. told I went and told another girl. I was.
like, "Listen, my life's so hard. He. looks great." So, you know, me and you, though. I don't know. That's cheating, but it easily lead to it. I have seen. this happen. If Matt was going to girl. that like if Matt was going to some girl. and was like, "Dude, like Kinsey's just. so she's just been too much lately. Like. I just can't. That basically means like. you want to cheat. Yeah. You're like waving a flag. You're like, you know, you can like It's like saying. I might I might I might do it. Okay. But. like would it be cheating like if like. you kissed another person? Obviously,
right? Yeah. That's what I was thinking. What if it's What if it's um a grandma? No. Yeah. You kissed Kinsey's grandma. That's why that's why I was asking. So I. just didn't want to bring that up. Well, I got brought up brought up I kiss I. kissed Kenzie's grandma at at her. wedding at my wedding. Is it on the. cheek? On the lips? No, on the lips in. front of everybody. Make out or just. kiss? Uh well with the grandma. Well, I. just Oh my gosh. Do not do my grandma. wrong. She kissed him on the cheek. I. was trying to get her to kiss me on the.
lips after he was after she felt his. biceps. She kissed him on the cheek. Yeah, she she wanted in my gym story. after that. She did. No, but like what I. was like, you don't even have Snapchat. try to be this whole thing, you know? No. Um cuz I've seen people do that. where it's like they're talking to their. like guy best friend or something and. they're like, "I don't know how to feel. about like me and blah blah blah and so. like I need your opinions." That's just. when they hit you. I would never do. that. No. Okay. Yeah, I know. I know. that. But like I don't think that's.
cheating cuz I've seen it happen. I. think it can easily lead to cheating. Okay. Is it cheating if you make a private. story to post on that you're. So, I guess person won't see. It's not. cheating. It's just weird. It's just. weird. I mean, I guess it depends. Delete that real quick. Being secretive. Yeah, I guess it depends what you're. posting. Yeah, but like. sounds pretty weird to me. Sounds. cheating. Yeah. Yeah. Me. I thought. that, too. Yeah. Right. Is it cheating.
if you have a dating app? Yes. Yeah. Is it cheating if you use the dating. app? No one No one clarified that. Yeah. I'm just looking for clarification. Is it cheating if you have a guy or. girl? Best Is it cheating if you have a. guy or girl best friend? Best friend. Yeah, like we're best. friends. We're not anything else. That's. a But you never know. I strongly agree. that guys and girls cannot be best. friends. There ain't no way. No, they. don't want to be friends unless you know.
they genuinely don't want to be friends. What? Unless what? No dudes. They're. interested in each other. I'm friends. with a lot of dudes and not a single one. of them is like, "Man, I have free time. I think I want to go hang out with this. girl." And he doesn't have any feelings. towards her or or just wants to hang out. with her or he's at least Yeah, I agree. Like what girls would be like, "Hey, let's hang out with some guys." Like. what? Actually, no. Girls would do that. No, I'm saying like But they're strictly. not liking him. No, that's that's like. girls would do that. No, it's just.
different when you're single cuz then. they're like, "Well, maybe he'll bring a. guy friend." Actually, girls might do. that cuz then they're like, "Well, maybe. he'll pay for me." Maybe like, but but. but both of them, the guy always likes. the girl at least. I will say point of. view is y'all think that guys don't. think that girls are funny at all and. girls think that guys are funny. Yeah, I. think girls are funny. Oh, thank you. Really? Yeah. Piper's funny. She's like. my best friend. But you're like dating. her. Exactly. Yeah. So, y'all can be. best friends and dating. Yeah. But I. don't I think the only way a girl and. boy can be best friends is if like the.
boy likes boys or the girl likes girls, right? Cuz like boys always boys always. end up liking them. I'm not going to. lie. Girls girls you could be friends. with a boy and not like them. Boys is. not. No, I feel like most a lot of girls. like if they're like best friends with a. guy like there's a little something. there. Like even if they're like they. like his friends, they like him. something. There's something something. There's always something. Yeah. Yeah. Is. it cheating if they have like a. if they like ask somebody for their.
social? Yeah. Security number. Yeah. Um. like actually security. Why would you. ask that question? What reason? Um I mean I would like Oh. yeah. Like their Instagram, their their. Snapchat. I mean it depends on intent. I. guess like Piper walks up to a guy and. you're out with her and she asks for his. Snapchat. But like why? Like what? So. she's like, "Oh, I just wanted to get a. Snapchat." No, the only for what reason?
The only way I'd be like, "Yeah, like. Snap is kind of weird, but like people. like we like Yeah, like Instagram and. stuff is really normal." Like just. yesterday like we were sitting down at a. table and that guy handed his phone to. us to put our Instagram in. Yeah, but. that comes down to like an influencer. though. Like if it's like Yeah. It's. like Yeah, but that comes down to the. thing again. It's like it depends on the. guy. Like I looked I was like that's. fine. Yeah. Well, okay. First of all, I. would think he was like 15. That's what. I'm saying. It's like that's fine. It's. like he's like 15-year-old, but if it. was like some guy that's like I was.
like, "Okay, that guy's pretty. attractive.". No, I I think that in our like in social. media specifically, there has been a lot. of girls like I feel like that we've. been like at events and stuff and it's. the first time we meeting them and it's. like, "Oh, let's get you on our podcast. and you get our Instagram." Like, that's. not weird. That's true. That's true. Yeah. Wait, hold on. But if we weren't. in social media and you were just. casually like, "Oh, let me get your. Instagram." Yeah. No, I want to clarify. this post. Um, are you searching up my. name? Yeah, I'm searching up your name.
Uh, let me get it really fast. Just. honestly, while you're finding it, is it. cheating if you have a Snapchat snap. snap streak? Gez, can I speak with the. opposite gender? You think? No, I don't. have snap. It depends the intent. Again, I uh I don't really have streaks. me. But I will say when I was in high school. and I did have streaks, if I had a. streak with a guy, it was cuz I liked. him. Oh, really? Is it cheating if you. say you're on a break? Yes. Yes, it is. Is it though? Yes. Is.
it though? Cuz I watch this Friends. Actually, every Friends episode. Every. Friends episode. We were on. If you say. you're on a break, but you're not. actually on a break. No. No. If you're. like, "Hey, we're going to take a break. for for a while." Oh, yeah. That means. you want to cheat. Okay. No, no, no. I would not want to. I'm. saying if you're like, "Hey, we're on a. break. Let's take a break for a while.". And then like And then you go on a date. with one of the girls best friends in. her hometown. Yes. That's cheating. Damn. Okay. Well, uh Well, what what.
happened to you, Kenzie? No worries. We. don't need to speak on it. Wait, so. look, Matt, who did you take on a date? No one. I take no one. I don't know cuz. if you say like you're on a break, it's. kind of like I mean I would assume like. if we're on a if you're saying I want to. be on a break or something, okay, you're. not interested in me. guy that I dated. for four years. Three, four. We Yeah. I. just actually caught him in the car with. my mom because she accused me. What the. Wait, what did you say? Of being on a. break. Yeah. Uh, but he he he got or he. cheated on me with like 18 other girls.
while if a guy I feel like this is easy. for me to say now cuz I'm married and. like I don't have to date and stuff. And. I know my mindset would change if I had. to date. But if a guy was like, "Oh, I. just think we should take a break." I'd. be like, "Okay, loser. Goodbye. Don't. talk to me again." You say that until. you're in it. No, I know. Cash was like, "Let's take a break all the time before. we started dating." And I was like, "Okay, I'll be." No, but it wasn't a. break. It was What's the point of a. break? No, no. That's what I'm saying. It wasn't a break. Kate was like, "Can. we date?" I was like, "No, no. I just. want to wait a while." It wasn't a. break. It was just I don't want to date. He was so mean to me. Really? I should. have hit him. Oh, wait. Guys, look this.
So, Cabri said, "Did the soulmate. trend?" I don't even know what the. soulmate trend is, but I think it's like. a brand deal. Why are you rolling your. eyes? Cuz it's a brand deal. Oh, okay. So, that's valid. The brands have you. doing some weird Exactly. I I had no. choice. Hey, I know, but let the man get. money is money, bro. Okay, look at this. Look at this. Did the soulmate trend get. me right this time? Oh, did the soulmate. trend get me right this time? So, are. you dyslexic? Uh, yeah, I actually am, too. Okay, Piper, is I don't know why.
this looks like me. Um, and it it kind. of looks like an ugly portrait of me. Um, but you're you're telling me that's. No, that's accurate. Let me see. Yeah, like you. What do you mean? Oh, that is. you. That's her. Yeah. Yeah. So, wait, did they tell you to do that? They. literally sent me the photo and told me. to put it there of Harper. Yeah, the. brand deal. They did know how to get. That brand knows how to get views. They. knew what they were doing. That's what. they're doing. That's funny. Okay, now I. understand the brands. Hey, chat. Sometimes you just have to get the. honestly the same thing happen. No, no, we're not live streaming. Oh, my bad. No.
chat. I've been live streaming 30 days. straight, bro. Sorry. There's no there's. no chat. That happened to me. That. happened to me, too, last week. We just. talked about it, but I posted a song. promo. And it was like, "How come we. never even date advice? I'll find myself. thinking of you daily." That's what the. brand was. Yeah, that's what it was. I. was like, "Okay, got it." Like, "Let me. just like get my bag real quick." And. then I posted it and everyone was like, "You're married. You're married." And I. was like, "I know. Don't you guys know. what it's a song promo?" Apparently. people don't. I didn't know what a song. promo was before I met y'all. Yeah.
Yeah. No, it was uh paid to post that. video is what that was. Thank you. Why. did you say an abbreviation? Sometimes. when I use sound promos, I'm like. sometimes the song's so bad. I'm like, why are you even trying to promote the. song? That's so. you turn it on. It's like. it's like what the craziest one one. time. I'm not even joking. Do you. remember this one? It was like It was. some Oh my gosh. It was overseas. I. think it was some like Vietnam lady that. just wanted to like make a song and she.
made a song and I have no clue what the. song said and she wanted the whole three. minutes posted on TikTok. The entire. three minutes. She wanted me to come up. with a skit for the entire 3 minutes. music video. She wanted a music video on. TikTok and she was willing to pay me and. I was like cash like a lot or like. enough for me to want to do it. And I. was like cash like really should I do. it? I was like we got to make a music. video to this Vietnamese. I did and it I. mean I did and it was it? Yeah. Still. posted? Yeah, probably. It was years ago.
but I was like I I mean I have to like. if they're willing to pay you enough. Yeah. You got to do it. Like the only. time I say you got to sell out some but. like sometimes if it's like crazy I'm. not doing No, we turn stuff down if it's. like against our values. Exactly. Hey, I. got one more. Is it cheating if. she texts your dad? What? What the what? No. She texting What is she texting your. dad about? Why is she texting about.
another guy? I text your dad. What? What the? Yeah. Yeah, my dad textes everyone. Does Piper. text your dad? I don't have a dad. No, I'm just kidding. I just don't text. Oh no. Oh no. You almost Oh my gosh, that scared me really bad for a second. You did. Y'all should have seen my face. I Yeah, we did. Yeah, we were looking at. it wasn't hidden.
I like I went like I was like, "Oh, she didn't know what to say." What do. you say in that moment? Like, I'm so. sorry. When dude, I have a friend. He's. so brutal with it. His dad died and now. anytime somebody asks it, he's just. like, "My dad's dead." And everyone's. like, "Oh." And he's like, "I'm not. kidding either." It's like, "Oh, okay. I'm sorry." They just are like trying to. cope with a little bit of humor. No. My. sister was telling me the story. Actually, I don't. Freick. Why is. everything posted on the internet? Why. do we do this to ourselves? Can't have.
conversation, but I'm gonna say it. anyways. I've already started, so I have to. I'm. already in deep. Um, she's a teacher and. she gets this paperback and it's the. beginning of the school year and she's. like, "Who wrote this? Y'all act like. y'all don't like y'all's hands are. broken or something. This handwriting is. horrible." The guy raises his hand. He. has four fingers. And she's like, "Oh, no. No." Yeah. He's like me.
That's how y'all. That's how y'all ever seen that one. video with that guy. He's like a. preschool teacher or something and this. girl, she doesn't have any arms and. they're like playing some game in. preschool and he she like he like he. like helps her and then she like wins. and he goes like to give her a high five. and she's like I know. And then he goes. he's like he like high fives her just. goes like hits her like what's the. She goes like on her chest like so. lightly. He had two ends of high five.
and then you did one high five and then. he did a fizz up and hit her chest. She. was like. It's okay though. The mom was filming. and she was laughing. That's so sad. But like people with no. arms or legs is like they're so like. strong for that. Like how do you do. that? Like I like sometimes think about. it like how do you not function with. like one arm or one leg? Like I just. like can't even imagine it. It's so. hard. Would you rather lose an arm or a. leg? Um, probably a leg. Leg. A leg.
Yeah. I think you got to lose the leg. I. feel like the hiccup. Huh? Like hiccup. Oh, yeah. How far is the leg gone from? Uh. Oh, yeah. Belly button down. Oh, belly button. What? I don't think you're Yeah, it's real. bad. I personally I would take the arm. I. think I'm losing the arm. I'm I'm going. to get rid of the arm. Yeah, Bethany. Hamilton uh was down to come on at some. point. We should have her on. Yeah, we.
should get her I need to give that woman. a formal apology. Why? Cuz my joke I. made. Yeah. Kate one time made a joke on. a video. She was like I am not a mean. person. Like I don't try I don't try to. be funny ever. And I tried to be funny. and it was slightly offensive. And. because we were filming a video and. Harper had like the shark costume on. Mhm. I was like I got a question. you. know Bethany Hamilton? And everyone was. like, "You can't say that." And I was. like, "Fick." And they still bitten by a. shark. You don't know Bethany Hamilton? The soul surfer. Surfer. Yeah. She got.
attacked by a shark and lost her arm. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. But I said that and. everyone was like, "You can't say that.". And I was like, "Freick." Okay. And then. they still posted the video and then it. goes viral and Bethany Hamilton. comments. And what' she say? She was. like, "Oh my gosh, looks like you guys. are having fun with the smiley face. emoji." I was like, "Bthany, I'm sorry. having fun. And then we hit her up to. come on the pod and she said, "Yeah.". But then we never scheduled it. We. should get her. We should get her. I. want I want to meet you, Bethany. I used. to be her biggest fan. You can ask my.
mom. I remember mom. I actually when the. Soul Surfer movie came out, that thing. was banging. It was good. I was so. obsessed with her when I was younger. I. was like, she's so cool. I wanted to be. a circle. I liked her since Dolphin. Tales. Yeah. Is that what it's called? Dolphin Tales. She was in Dolphin Tail. I got to use the bathroom. What the. What? I thought he was going to be in. the bathroom these days. Bethany. Hamilton wasn't in Souls. Y'all or wait. in Dolphin Tales? Yeah, she was in. Dolphin Tale in one of the I think You. mean the actor? No, no, actual Bethany.
Hamilton. She made like an appearance in. I think it was the second one. In the. second Dolphin Tale. Mhm. Yeah. She was. like swimming in the pool with Winter. Does she have like a robotic arm? Right. I think they tried to give her one after. she was attacked, but she was just like, "No." Because she wanted to surf. Yeah. They were like trying to find one that. she could surf with and then she was. like, "No, I don't want And then she. just like learned to surf with one arm. That's why she's so cool. Like she can. like do like push-ups and stuff. I think. Have you seen those pitchers in baseball. and softball that have one arm? Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah. I I feel like I see it. in baseball so much more. But yeah, it's.
really cool. Matt and I actually watched. a guy the other day when we went to go. watch my little brother play baseball. Yeah. And he still had his arm. I don't. know if maybe he had cerebral pausy or. something and his arm didn't work or if. I don't know what he was doing, but he. had his glove like in his armpit. He'd. pitch the ball and then hurry and put. his glove on and I was like, "Wow, that's a talent." That's crazy. Um, were. you nervous to meet Piper? Like when you. like first like met her? I was so. nervous cuz Did you sleep over with her. the first night y'all met? Oh, okay. Good. Um, cuz I used to watch her when I. was a kid, like 12. Yeah. Like.
everybody. Did you have a crush on her? I did. Yeah. I kind of manifested her. I. am in love with her. Um, but we didn't. sleep over till like a week. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty sick. Yeah. Teach Cash. that. You don't say I love you. Huh? You. want to say I love you? Hold on. Pause. My granny's calling. What? Oh, this. would be funny. Let her talk to Hello. I. never know if I'm calling you at a bad. time. Uh, no you're not. What's up,
Granny? Okay. Well, I just wanted to. know, I mean, uh, y'all winning this at. the awards, what is in that for y'all? What does it um, is it going to do for. you? Well, it does a lot. So, for. starters, they're sending our whole. family to Egypt. To where? Egypt. You mean I'm going to Egypt? Yes. The. whole family? Yes. I'm teasing.
Yeah. No, we're not. No, they uh we get. we got they they they gave us nothing. We We Are you Are you Are you filming? Are y'all working? Uh, I'm live right. now on a podcast. Yeah. Okay. All right. I'll let you go. Okay. All right. Bye, Granny. Love you. Bye. She's We're going. to. My granny would have survived in Egypt, man. She's so funny. But yeah. No. Were. you like nervous? Like cuz you watched. her when you were younger and stuff and.
then like were you like expecting like. all all like the hate that comes with. everything, you know? Yeah, I was. But I. was kind of in like she told me before. like we even met in person. She was. like, "Oh, when everything happened,". she was like, "You don't have to like. stay, bro. Like, it's okay. Like, I. understand. I'm like, I'm not leaving.". Like, a She seems so genuine. She's. awesome. Yeah. She's awesome. Yeah. We've never like met her. We've only. ever talked to her over the phone, but. she seems so sweet. She's very nice. Yeah. Yeah. I'm nervous to meet her, too, cuz I I've watched her since I was. like Who are we talking about? Piper.
Oh. And um Yeah. I I created a diss. track. Uh yeah, accidents happen. Yeah. Um, yeah, sure. Uh, yeah. And then and. then yeah, everything like Yeah, everything everybody was like, "I'm on. Piper side." I was like, I mean, y'all. should be because I No, but then people. said that to her, too. They were like, I'm on Harbor's side. Yeah, it was like. I don't know. Weird situation, but it. was fun while it lasted. While it. lasted, it was. Uh, guys, also you guys. should comment down below if you guys.
think we should have Piper on an episode. or not. Um, who knows? We are three. houses down. Who knows? So, she may walk. over or we may walk over there and like. knock on her front door. Should we just. kidnap with her? Yeah. Should we what? Just kidnap her. Try take the back off. and just huck. if she comes on. That's how we need to. start the episode. Look what we got. Look what we have. Just throw her down. Uh, is there anything you'd like to say. before we end it? Uh, he already said.
his ass pre-sign. Oh yeah. Follow the. LOL podcast. No, no, no. They're already. watching. So, this is when you normally. shout out yourself. Oh, Capri Sun on Twitch. Why do you do that. when you do that? Cuz his tattoo, but. it's upside down. Oh, yeah. It's upside. down. Maybe you should do a handstand. You got a booked. on us. All right, guys. Thank you so. much for watching this episode. Comment. down below what other guests we should. have on and if we should have Piper on. or not. We'll see you guys next time.
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