Interviewing a Nickelodeon Star!

for some reason Robert Jack bodybuilder. the first time you meet him you decide. to start hitting on his girlfriend. Robert was not happy about that and so. they decided to strip me down to my. underwear takes off my underwear and. throw me into the freezing cold. literally I'm now naked in the pool. because of Cash's idea think about how. vulnerable that puts you I remember some. times when cash crossed the line with. you specifically in the townhouse. apartment he's talking about when I. assaulted you with candy they took sour. Fouch kids and I kid you not they start. pelting me with these sour Fouch kids. and I was in pain.

[Music]. hey guys I don't mean to say anything. but my belly button is showing okay it. is that is actually can somebody cover. them up pleas zoom in on my belly button. you guys see that down oh here yeah. that's a gross belly button I say know. how I feel about that you guys see that. I'm not going to lie you may want to. shave that oh thanks thanks appreciate. it you may want to shave your belly. button it's a little hairy okay thank. you appreciate it h guys but Welcome to. our guest wait wait are they going to. see my feet yeah and everyone's going to.

it's too late already your he's actually. zoomed in on your feet right now I got. to put socks. on everyone has already commented on it. yeah everybody everybody comment rate. Parker's feet one out of 10 oh my. goodness 10 being all right let's not. draw that much attention to them 10. being really good feet one being nasty. feet I did just get a pedicure what the. do you like pedicures no I've never show. them now so they at least get a better. look so they can judge you no I'm not. showing right now you're going to get. ones I'd give them your best your best. to right now show them your best foot.

angle I can show you my athletes foot on. my pinky toe let's see what's it's. highly contagious so I don't like yeah. if I touch you right now you're going to. get athlet leg the fre don't get you're. about to get athletes leg cuz he can't. move he can't move hey stop it don't get. athlet I actually don't want that you're. an stop stop I don't want it stop. [Applause]. Noe does Ash an athletes toe that's. actually crazy I can't leave you to that. that was kind of messed up he can't move. well I know now is going to be highly.

contagious y'all give me the basketball. bag I feel vulnerable now when it's not. there I feel like everyone's looking up. don't touch my belly button please ow I. put it back all right well anyways like. I was saying welcome our guest PP Paran. Parker panel Harper zmer Parker panel. and this is Harper zmer so she wanted do. that Parker panel is known. for please please don't make the same. joke you've been making wait wait what's. he know for anybody knows been known for. nothing a list of accomplishments M.

right like uh destroying cash and pickle. ball right right basketball and anything. with theball literally anything. involving DED on him at basketball L DED. on him okay he's also 6' like eight and. I'm 4. foot but on for real note Parker panel. is known for uh uh daddy's money so he. clearly didn't do any research on his. guest um Jimmy Fallon would what else. have you been on Jimmy Fallon no that. would be awesome though oh.

all I'm saying is that a true podcast. host would research their guest before I. come sorry I can't exactly check my. notes can. I guarantee if you check those notes. there's nothing on there there is oh see. here's one now I I remember one you're I. forget American Star and act a YouTube. actor let me check let me check oh here. here we go here it says uh Parker panel. best known for his not hit show you're. 21 you're you're 21 years old and 395.

birthday yeah I I have it right here. ready Parker panel is known for his not. HD show Nickelodeon a for one season. until they they didn't kill him off they. didn't want to kill him off so they sent. him off to college that's not what. happened um and then the show was to. never air again you have 3.2 million. followers I have 4.7 so tell us is there. like a follower off now it is kind of. crazy though she sized you up she she is. I mean she is 14 yeah 15 15 and I had. Tik Tok for a year hey hey you know what.

they say the quicker they rise the. quicker they fall that is what they said. what they say you know what's crazy. about that too is I started making. videos when I was 12 years old so two. years before you like you're 12 oh wait. no she's 14 these are your head shot I'm. 15 oh my when I was 15 I started my. YouTube channel my Tik Tok page 14 and I. didn't get any followers I was 17 when. me and you were 15 we were running. around La crazy right we were your age. oh my gosh did yall see that that that I.

didn't do that I'm not doing that that's. what the doctor does where they go like. point is you're off to a great start so. kudos to you yeah you're beating us at. 15 yeah oh yeah at 15 no telling where. she'll be at 20 crazy probably falling. off if you don't start posting on. Instagram like we keep telling you yeah. you'll end up having a Nickelodeon show. that's only aired for one season yeah. tell us tell us more about Nickelodeon. yeah and we're knocking it but. like pretty sick oh you watch the. episode I watched like all the only on.

one episode oh right and you were like. you were like I remember so R was the. best one yeah guys Parker are you on. Parker is actually a Nickelodeon star um. even though we give him a hard time. about it so go ahead tell him about your. tell him about your startup and while. you're at it tell us how much you made. on that show yeah how much loing STS get. paid would you guys would love to make. that the title of your video yes cuz you. know that would get so many views wa. wait wait actually wait how much do they. get paid they've been trying to ask me.

for the past month how much money I made. from Nick Nickelodeon and I will never. tell them everybody's recording me okay. you know what just for the podcast I. will let's go let's go how much you got. pay I make yeah he's trolling so hard do. it say it please please please you know. this video is going to go so viral now. I'm building up all the watch time every. go here we go we like pretention we like. pretention all right let me wait another. five. seconds I'm not going to tell you what. the now everyone me to get my my camera.

on right now take his hands no just tell. us how much you made on. Nickelodeon hey no because she's. actually sending in Disney audition your. your competitor so she needs to know. yeah she does what are you auditioning. for just multiple different things. like no like actually um I have new. managers what the hey in case you're. wondering hold on wait wait wait in case. you're wondering I'm still your manager. you are yeah Harper doesn't know. anything about her did you know you even. uploaded a YouTube video today.

mhm I literally posted your YouTube. video today no wait what are you. auditioning for just Disney Channel. stuff like if my mom was here she would. tell me um I mean like I she would tell. me see exactly her mom me and her mom. are you probably I don't even know like. what your it's like the main character. stuff so that's good um I she's never. acted a day in her entire life no I. actually have I I do acting anybody ever. describe something by saying just the. main character stuff he listen she. doesn't understand industry but she's an.

actor listen let's see some improv okay. wait both of y'all y'all are both actors. let's see some improv both y should we. do a scene yeah I'll give you the. scenario give us a script give us a. script the scenario is you two are. arguing over who makes more money. walking down the street you two are. walking down the street um and you guys. come to the street right and on one side. of the street there's the Nickelodeon. building and on the other side of the. street there's a Disney building and you. guys each walk out of the buildings and. you see each other right and and Harper.

knows you're a one season Wonder on. Nickelodeon and she's just now getting C. the longest scene right I'm not going to. lie how about this you guys are in a. taxi you're the taxi driver okay you're. in the back seat and you're trying to. get directions to Disney wait wait so. just to be clear we're not doing mine no. oh no yours was really bad actually. sorry yours just didn't stop so we had. to cut it I'm driving I'm driving so I. come in the car okay uh hi what's your. name well hello oh um sorry what did you.

say well. hello um I'm off to Disney do you know. where that is I don't like Disney I only. know Nickelodeon um I need I need to go. to Disney though. okay um you're going the opposite way. Disney's that way I'm pretty sure okay. you guys are horrible actors what do you. mean that was watch watch watch get get. in my taxi that good get my. taxi okay okay hi not English.

oh um can I go English very. little. un oh see Disney oh see see see. Disney. no and scene okay is better guys judges. I don't think I ever want to watch. either movie again yeah I am an actor. I'm not joking let let me actually just.

show you I actually would love to see. one of your self tapes okay let me get. some well after cuz the audience can't. the viewers can't see it she'll she'll. tell you after I mean I do you know. Catherine Katherine Sullivan her Studio. oh that's here in Texas I've heard that. name before I go there like a lot is. that where you went no I mean I don't. live in Texas but you went to one when. you were here yeah one time you you're. right I did I did a self tape. umin I don't remember her name I just. looked up self tape Studios self tap. Studios marily I I.

don't I didn't book it so whoever did it. didn't do a good. job I mean I just take my home and I got. a call back nice job wait how many self. tapes do you do like a year. congratulations well I mean so the. strike happened right so that slowed. everybody down that made me so mad wait. whoa whoa what what's what's the strike. so mad wow you don't watch news I don't. it actually ruined my whole year wait. what's the stri the rider strike in. holwood put it in layman's terms people. wanted to get paid a lot of money people. didn't want to pay a lot of money and so.

they said all right we're not going to. work until you pay us money yeah that's. a strip yeah the writers the people. writers that did that so that's why. there was no shows so nobody really got. any self tape auditions unless it was. like student films or somebody who. agreed to those coming there's no more. strike anymore but the problem I'm. dealing with now is that I want to find. a new agent and so in the meantime. agents are Maddie and Riley for acting. oh thanks matd and Riley sound cool they. sound good they sound good I mean. there's millions of agents in this world.

so tell they are hope they don't go on. strike no W oh okay well I know ww agent. of course I know W oh yeah they sound. great yeah I mean w is great that is. like number three in all of Hollywood so. no it's number one arguably I mean you. got ca ca is number one WME is probably. either two or three yeah no no no no um. but but it's not for social media or is. it for acting acting and social media so. Riley I don't know which one is for my. acting or but one of them is better no.

no one of them is better who runs her. career I met me I met her mom is very. good at at helping her and cash right. yeah what the freak what about me cash I. guess got me started you're forgetting. about the guyed now no cash actually got. me started and it actually I blew up. from there on you're going to make me. blush so when you win in Austra you. going go up on stage and say hey I owe. this all to cash Baker no um I say might. as well quit wait wait wait yeah if you. got like Oscar yeah you know how.

sometimes they shout people out they're. like OS what's your Oscar speech like. give it real quick Maddie R oh okay okay. so uh I just want to thank I just oh. thank you I just oh it's kind of broken. um I just I just want to thank um my mom. my dad my sister for supporting me um. cash MAV Kate um Maddie Riley W um and. Ariana Grande yo did you just fart no. that was my phone I think she farted. farted.

imag farting and your Oscar your Oscar. spe you that's crazy no no no I did well. you know guys this episode is supposed. to be about Parker yeah wait wait when. you guys met wait no y'all were friends. when you met but at one point we became. enemies I didn't like you I was never. like close with you at first oh M did. not like we got literally when when I. remember seeing him at Vicon I was like. cash I don't know if you should be. hanging out you said that yeah did he.

actually say that okay you like walking. through the hotel like screaming because. I'm 30% deaf in my right ear you know. he's been say excuse he's been say since. the day I met it and I'm and I'm. starting to believe him so I don't. really know but you know I did take. medicine for it a couple years ago so I. think it's probably better now to give. I'm going to roll with it for now so to. give you all a background story me and. Parker met about what five six years. five years ago yeah it would have been. 2018 okay we met in 2018 like five years. ago six years ago whatever that is. uh and we've been best friends ever.

since but mavick best friends that's. crazy to say because I feel like there. was a period where you weren't for sure. these are my acting head shots they're a. little sus looking but it it was when I. was younger okay those are cool very. nice yeah now let me show you my film. hey if you think he's since he worked at. Nickelodeon he's gonna like get you a. job or something what it is she's like. she's like look at what I have yo Harper. he got fired remember. thatne who got fired no I still work at. Nickelodeon. yeah but they kicked you off the show I.

they didn't do that either okay well are. you on the show. anymore there's no winning this. conversation that's not what happened. the show just didn't get picked up for. another season from outside looking in. you were on the show now you're not on. the show I mean because the show is no. longer a show oh so I still work in the. Nickelodeon building on the par you're. like the door greeter now yes y yeah I. just restocked the fridge yeah go you. yeah sure yeah sure whatever are you.

mocking my voice no no I swear I'm not. you're definitely not you're definitely. not getting a job at Nickelodeon now I'm. trying to find us he's going to tell him. to never hire that Harper zilmer girl. never hire her guys what if I become. like Ariana Grande like what would y'all. do probably I worked with Frankie Grand. stankie Grande I love Frankie Grande all. right well anyways like I was saying. we've been friends for a long time but. when we became friends. Maverick did not like par he was all. right he was all right so you really did.

say that you don't think you should hang. out with me 100% I don't care what he. said that and then I like started to. warm up to you and then when we got our. house I was like do not I did something. that made him really mad no this was. before you did anything I said do not. invite Parker to our house you see I'll. tell you why said he's my friend I'm. going to invite him over he invites you. over what happens what happens he comes. over he I said if you bring invite. Parker over he's going to break.

something and he breaks a chair a chair. that was a really nice chair he breaks. it he. did tendency to break things I don't. know why but cash has this chair that is. somewhere over there he's had it for his. entire life right literally up until. like I mean you got it back in 2015. never broke it once he jumped up and. down on it soon as I came over the first. time I broke the chair so you leave I'm. like well I told you this would happen. bro yeah whatever I said don't invite. him back cash like okay about three or.

four months go by cash decides that it's. it's his time three or four months I've. been going to Parker cuz mavick didn't. want him at our house yeah so you. finally decided to invite him back over. yeah Maverick was also a little bit of a. bitter man at this time too okay well. whatever because his girlfriend broke up. with him no no actually that was not. accurate that stupid MD broke up with. you who's Maddie I don't know yeah MD. your. agent um listen and whatever the guy.

other guy's name is anyway what yeah it. doesn't matter okay cash yeah so you. come back over and I'm like okay no he. shouldn't be here whatever I leave I'm. like I'm not going to be here if. Parker's here something bad's going to. happen so I'm gone and I'll let you pick. up the story cuz I I was gone I don't. know how things led up to the next is. this the story where he destroyed our. house yeah okay uh yeah so pretty much. me and Parker and our the two friends. went to Taco Bell like at 1:00 a.m. little 1:00 a.m. Taco Bell run who were.

the other two friends I think it was. Robert and Michael okay yeah it was we. did a little Taco Bell run we go through. the drivethru of Taco Bell I'm driving. Parker in like nothing good happens in. the Taco Bell drivethru Michael who's. editing this vividly remembers this. story yeah I think me andich he's on my. side six years we're all still together. Michael's editing we're we're here crazy. how that works I think I'm driving. Michael's in shotgun you and Robert in. the back except Robert he stole our best. friend's girlfriend and then left okay. well there there there's that that did.

happen I was in the back left corner of. the car I remember that and I remember. vividly remember for getting my wallet. and that's a very important part of the. story very important part all right so. we're at the drive-thru comes to time to. pay so I pay for my meal Michael dude. what the heck Now You're vulnerable I. feel vulnerable can you tell me my ball. you're yeah okay your belly button's out. yeah I know I feel my belly button out. it's getting air where it's yeah I don't. like belly but shouldn't be getting air.

hey I'm trying to find it okay. cameraman's keep an eye all right. so oh my God what what did you expect. him to catch he has the hands yeah how. do you want me to catch that bro what. the heck. man what what you think I was just going. to be like oh got it I got it you know. what we lowkey need a new TV anyway so. it's not even that bad that that was out. of nowhere you crazy though okay so Taco. Bell drive through 2: a.m. yeah we're at. the Taco Bell drive through 2 a.m. I pay. Michael pay Robert pay we all pay for.

our meal and I forgot my wallet Parker. uh it's time for you to pay for your. meal and I'm in the driver's seat right. so obviously I'm the one talking to him. and he goes I left my wallet and I was. like but before you left the house and. then he look me he goes I left it on. purpose so you'd have to pay for me no I. said that as a joke I make those kind of. jokes all the time he said he goes but I. left it on purpose so you'd have to pay. for me so I was like okay so okay but. still like it's funny like this was like. over a $6 Taco is it really that well I. mean it's serious for me but I don't.

know about you how much money do you. make on. Nickelodeon yeah I need know before so. this is Prett Nickelodeon struggling. actor did you work with d Schneider no I. never did he he got kicked off at. Nickelodeon remember yeah oh yeah right. it's not what happened no no wait wait. wait wait we got to finish the story so. I pay for the tacos and I was like. whatever I'll pay for your tacos so I. pay for them and then we drive through. we drive like 20 ft forward out of the. drivethru and I I take his bag out and I.

I can't really demonstrate but I take. his bag and I hold it out the window. like. this and I was like all right Parker you. want me to pay for your tacos I'm going. drop it so I went and I dropped his. tacos out the window in the bag so. they're still eatable you're sitting. still yeah parked we're we're parked. they're eat all just kids having pretty. much the tacos are just on the ground. right now in the parking. lot in a bag and iing around right like. this was nothing serious we're having. fun but he made it not funny no I was.

still joking right here so Parker's like. joking you're going to make me get out. and get the tacos AR you and I was like. yeah so he gets out gets the tacos and. when he gets out I I floor it and leave. him I leave messed up right can we all. agree that's pretty messed up sounds. like something I would do 2 in the. morning on the side of the street that's. not cool that's obviously going to. bother you are a grown. 15-year-old you'll be fine he left. that's honestly like leaving Harper on. the side of the street 2: in the morning. s do that she would drop you as a. manager that that's different that's. different I wouldn't I wouldn't do her. mom would kill you I I like what's the.

difference I like Harper. what hey on the contrary cash did that's. so weird everybody says on the contrary. at my school and it's just giving me. such bad Dayja Vu okay I'm sorry on the. other hand like that's a joke like. they're like wait but listen this. story's long Cas paid for a man's tacos. and then gave them to him and then drove. off and the man's mad yeah but wait wait. this story's long so let's read through. so I leave him for like 5 minutes I come. back around and pick him up after. leaving him for like 5 minutes and when. I come back to pick him up I'm like all.

right jok's over get in the car he takes. his taco and throws it on the windshield. and it splatters everywhere pretty. funny right like it was a taco it was. like a taco that he paid for so why. would I not want to throw it on the. window so then I go okay you can walk. home and I. went and guess what happens next he. drives home and so I thought well the. only thing I can do now is hitchhike cuz. why would you Uber.

right away no it was like a mile and a. quarter at 2: in the morning obviously I. wasn't going to do that the only thing. safer than walking at 2 in the morning. is hitchhiking so what I did it was. literally like four blocks again a. 15-year-old I stuck my thumb out and I. said who wants to pick me up and. thankfully some guy who was probably. about 23 he picked me up in a red truck. and I said listen man I don't want to. get inside of your truck but can I get. in the truck bed and he was like yeah. sure and I said all right Drive on that. way I don't know the address and then.

turn left and like a mile he's like all. right sounds good and he dropped me off. at the house he did and Parker rolls up. in this truck and we're like oh my gosh. he hitch. time and then he get so we're like let's. lock him out of the house so we all lock. him out of the house lock all the. windows the door side note by the way. I've hitch like four times in my life. yeah I wouldn't recommend it and my M. yeah just fix your mic a little bit. there you go like that yeah and we lock. him out of the house Parker gets up on. the roof to Tred to try one of the. windows it's locked so he gets up on our.

roof and he's yelling screaming it's. like 2: 300 a.m. and we're in a. neighborhood and everyone's he's making. a lot of noise and so he picks up one of. our shingles and okay you you're going. way too fast because this is making me. look bad it escalated slower than that. it escalated way slower so yes but we. got to speed it up the story would take. but the way if you keep telling it like. this is going to make me look like I'm. 100% guilty all right you speed it up. then okay so basically you're on top of. the house basically no let's slow slow. out I was trying to get into the house.

but they locked the front door and. they're like ha this is so funny 2: in. the morning right sure at first 15. minutes it's cool like it's all over $6. tacos over a $6 Taco then this slowly. starts to progress it goes to about 30. minutes outside now it's about 3: in the. morning or actually by this time it's. probably like 3:30 I'm like all right. guys you can let me in now they still. would not let me in I could see through. the windows then I was like all right. only thing I can do is climb up middle. win right the middle winter right was. freezing cold it was la was possibly. possibly going to free was in negative.

temperatures in Los Angeles he was. starting to have to think about life or. death situations I was and so the only. answer was to climb up to the roof. hoping that one of the windows were open. as one person would possibly do so then. I climb up and once I get up there the. windows were closed they run upstairs. and then they grab my Gucci backpack. that I had by the way bad purchase don't. spend your money on Gucci or Louis. Vuitton it's just don't you say that. what you're mixing up the store well I'm. just saying because I realized that was.

my first big purchase a Gucci backpack. it's super side not just the anyway the. RO no listen listen here I've been on. this roof and then I grab a shingle and. they grab my Gucci back yeah but. important listen wait keyote keyote. keyote keynote I have a keynote too. keyot keyote grabs the shingle first yes. I grabb the shingle first but here's the. very most when we say shingle no no they. got to know what we're talking about. Stone it's a giant stone brick you have.

to hear my keynote first this shingle. was already broken what's a. shingle it's like what's on the house. roof like but but all the shingles like. inex it doesn't really matter what he. grabbed just know it was a stone brick. it's so important to note that it was. already broken I'm a CL so it's like a. it's like a brick it was probably. cracked from him Climbing Up on the Roof. no no it was already broken I picked up. the broken part they show me my backpack. and they grab a flame and they were like. we're going to burn your back well we. only going to burn your backpack because.

you were like I'm going to smash your. shingle I like I'm going to smash the. shingle that was already broken we grabb. your backpack and we're like if you. smash the shingle will let your back I'm. not following with the story I don't. understand all right that's what don't. what house is that what's throwing you. off youing the younger audience will. never get this they might no getting do. you know what a sh is that what. confusing you clim it's like a roof tile. look Ro a shot you you see those Stone. roofs Stone roof right Parker climbs on. roof Parker grab shingle smash we grab. Gucci backpack to light on fire we par.

grabs broken single to smash broken. single to smash we're at a standoff. Parker we are literally at we were. actually just looking through the locked. window. like I remember that there's like five. people inside the window going yeah and. everybody's inside the house like no way. he's going to let the backpack on fire. and the Neighbors come outside yeah wait. hold on wait and everybody's like no way. he's going to no way he's going to smash. the shingle and then boom he smashes the. shingle and we were all like this is a r. way my go and before I collect the. backpack on fire a neighbor comes out. and starts yelling cuz it's 3:00 a.m.

and we obviously are being very loud we. woke him up get off the roof get off the. roof you're yelling I'm going call the. cops actually they said we are we are. the cops and I was like what and. remember that then they tried to come in. our house you remember that they like. tried to come in the door and we were. like you can't they did try to do that. yeah and then he it was a Persona a cop. and it was crazy but I mean long story. short I mean what do we where do we go. from here right yeah I mean that's. that's pretty much the end of the story. oh no no oh yeah cuz then once they. finally let me in after I smashed the.

shingle I'm glad my message got across. thank you then they kicked me out of the. house I was supposed to sleep over he. calls me and he's like hey Maverick and. I'm like what's up and he's like oh no. he's playing video games with me I'm I'm. playing video games and I hear on the. headset cash goes oh one second and I. hear somebody in the background go the. police are at the door and I'm like. what's going on at the house yeah drives. home like drives home cuz he was over at. Kay's house he's like what I'm like oh. my goodness right you're why are the.

police at the house so I drive home and. yeah I lost it this store is very long. but anyways I have this sight when. Maverick literally opened the door took. my backpack and threw it out straight. out of was I did not throw it I forgot. about that M walks in the house grabs. par no he doesn't he M's mad he walks in. the house grabs Parker's Gucci backpack. throws it on the front freaking out. thinking I'm going to break it or. something yeah he throws it on the front. door Parker's like why'd you throw my. back back I didn't throw I just dropped. it on the front door Parker goes out and.

grabs the bag M shuts the door locks it. and says Uber home oh did you sh home I. should have would have saved me a lot of. money but I ubered home and then we. didn't talk for a long time I all of us. all of us why I me and you talk I mean. we maybe we talked a little bit Maverick. and I we were on pretty bad terms but. also I didn't really know Maverick very. well cuz he was so caught up with his. girlfriend then once he broke up well. she broke I didn't know you that well. because you were so caught up with. yourself thinking that you could just. destroy people's property see look this. my self tape see again self tape she.

finally found the self that's what me. with my braces I did destroy your. property but out of self-defense wait it. was it was a rental property it was. not but I mean this story goes on and on. and then eventually they got a leak in. the roof and I was like yo like this is. not my fault the thing was already. broken you want to know my favorite part. I was like Parker we got a leak in our. roof you going to pay for it and he was. like he was like send me pictures stroll. you around on your um.

crank what did you just say to me can I. cuz I really like you to clarify can I. stroll you around oh on the dolly oh a. dolly. what crank go oh I don't know if she. hold me I think she's got it I know I. seriously don't know if she can hold me. guys no she can hold you I don't know if. she she's got all her body weight trying. to lift you up right now no she's got it. look okay I've never felt more fat in my. life just give me a minute you're. dumping me hold.

on oh man I feel I feel so bad man this. horrible your all right here we go let's. push. him help. him not good for my. ego no he's just too close to the. wall your problem can you try to scoot. yourself out a little. bit scoot this way a little bit scoot. this way stop stop HT oh there we go.

that works that works there you go oh. honey are you okay does it really take. three people yeah here I'll help. okay a big boy weed our wall doing that. we want a big boy you. are wait push me watch My Feet watch. watch my feet there we go what a big boy. you are okay put him in backwards and. then leave him down put him in backwards. that way. wait where are we going you're going.

that way wait what happening. push wait what hold on guys wait I don't. want to look at the wall who. no oh no that's even better oh my butt. it is oh my butt it's is so bad and your. belly button showing my belly button. too oh this is astronomically. uncomfortable. this is I promise you this has never.

been done on a podcast oh my gosh hardly. uncomfortable oh my. gosh keep him upside. down wait I Loki just like want to tape. you to the wall I think you should tape. his mouth shut wait for one podcast. should tape him to the huh are you okay. I don't know why does he feel like I'm. upside down cuz you kind of are can we. get next support next support I got you. with my athletes foot. put the ball down there not anything.

else besides that athletes. f is that better oh that's a lot better. wow oh that that helps a lot honestly. that feels really. good I feel like the mic's awfully close. to my. mouth but it's okay hit him in the face. with the mic oh please don't hit my. teeth I spent 20,000 trying to get those. fixed 20,000 W what you get veneers oh. they were they were jacked up man. expensive oh they were bad no I spent.

like um zero on my teeth really you had. braces that had to cost at least 4K my. aunt is a dentist what the but Parker. you that means your aunt lost money no. she's the owner of the business but like. doesn't mean it's completely free no. product right right somebody has to. spend the product and the time right she. spent the time I spent time money no. okay what I think she's confused I spent. the time she spent the product I got her. ni gift and a story okay what was the.

gift we got a nice jewelry I think I. don't know my mom how much was it uh. 20K what Parker you were probably my. most. OP probably probably my most. like Nemesis Nemesis I'd say yeah evil. friend at one point you know you could. but I'm going to argue he was also evil. to you wait what valad you know I will.

say it's crazy to say that because you. would argue that maybe you and I are. closer than Cas I mean we do go on more. trips together we do because Maverick is. way more spontaneous way more fun. because now that cash has a wife it's. like Boo in the. world I country music fir coach we went. to the other country music f. go to rock like country music what else.

has cash not done ever since he got away. I went to LA just to hang out with you. one time went to just hang out like good. friends would do hey hey hey let's talk. Parker Parker's very evil I'm going to. live in New York oh right really got to. throw this back on me cuz you know what. I'm saying is true hey but it's okay. though because you're maturing him. you're making him a better man you are. really you're settling him down I mean. he really was a bad man he's like he was. like a free ship and you're like an. anchor back wow that was like honestly a. crazy analogy where did you where did.

you read that huh where did you read. that what you came up with that yourself. is that the Bible from sure that's from. the Bible no not from the Bible kidding. I just called your wife an anchor I mean. yeah okay actually k i be I'd be pretty. mad if I was you right now I basically. got her a ball in chain and you guys are. saying like it's good literally no. literally. yeah my defense I do try to get him to. do fun things yeah she's actually the. ship and he's the anchor she's trying to. be a free person do nothing he don't. want to do nothing though like there's.

no waying on me about how boring I am. and how evil I am when he don't even. want to play C just look at our sitting. positions right now um it's just you. yeah but you volunteer we're punishing. you for being so. here actions have consequence can. somebody wipe my tear yeah your tear is. that bad no. what no here let me fix it no no not put. in fo in your ear please. P okay um so Parker thanks.

babe I would say you crossed the line. with the roof I'm not going to lie but. cash I I I remember some times when cash. crossed the line with you specifically. in the townhouse apartment do you. remember that townhouse. Airbnb he's talking about when I when I. assulted you with. candy oh no that's not what he was. talking about yeah no no no that time. we're like we can't talk about that I. think you want to talk about that time. no we can't talk about wait when I. assulted him with candy no no the time.

no IED you in our apartment no we can't. talk about about that don't why would. you say that I saled you no stop say can. you cut that wait wait no no no don't. cut no babe assault like I can punch. Parker that's assault why do you think. assault is a bad word because that is a. bad word you're ad no see this right now. y are assaulting me this is assault. right now no because we literally have. on video you saying take me to this. dolly you assaulted me on video that's. what has happened here and Kate you were.

part of the assault team yeah but the. the crime M the crime ministers have to. go Minister all you are y y'all four are. asses and I'm the assaulted I'm F about. to throw my phone at you I can tell he. didn't graduate high school yeah he did. not yeah I graduated Middle School. though I actually don't remember what. you're talking about though with the. townhouse situation when I oh my. goodness you blacked out that part of. your life it was that bad talking about. the candy yeah up your nose remember. that yeah that was they hel you down and.

shove Sour Patch Kids up your nose that. was really bad but that's the thing I. feel like you deserve it your friendship. well yeah I thought that was our. friendship but sometimes it just got. taken to the next level where people. actually did get pretty mad here was the. situation to my recollection uh my. parents gave me a curfew and they. wouldn't which camera should I look at. by the way it doesn't matter uh my. parents gave me a curf you and they told. me I had to be home by we'll say 12:00. right and Cas Maverick we all all wanted. to stay out pretty late as young kids. would want to do I was a little bit.

rebellious and so I did I wanted to stay. out late but I that one time um I stayed. out sorry okay so I stayed out late my. parents got really really mad and the. following day I went back to I remember. because I I tried to talk to his mom on. the phone and convince her yeah my. parents got really really mad cuz I. stayed out past curfew I even serated. her it did not work is that what. happened yeah he sing her song she. played along too do you want my mom what. I would never cheat SAR sting my mom. that's a little. I would never anyway so I stayed out.

past curfew and then the following day I. hung out with them and they said come on. man don't leave don't leave you don't. need to leave like let's all hang out. and I said guys I have to go but you. guys would not let me go and so some a. couple events happened and then they. took Sour Patch Kids and I kid you not. imagine you're sitting behind the camera. and somebody with all of their might. starts pelting you with rock hard sour. Pat throw them hard oh my Lord that's. got to be right that's ironic. considering Parker I also want to.

mention this it was one verse about five. there was these two there was a guy. named Robert who is a bodybuilder he is. hugu huge F I've ever seen there was. Michael who was constantly going to the. gym at that time Michael Aid and so it's. 1 D4 I had literally no chance of. getting out of there they start pelting. me with these Sour Patch Kids and I was. in. pain period well you're emotional period. perod even worse than that is when you.

for some reason Robert jacked. bodybuilder huge dude the first time you. meet him you decide to start hitting on. his girlfriend okay right in front of. him okay I actually now is this the St. hit on any and everybody this is why I. say you're like the most stevil best. friend okay uh just to negate what she. just said no Parker literally would hit. on our friend didn't even have to like. him he would just do it I didn't like. any of these people but I just find it. very fun like I I'm a struggling standup. comedian and so I thought it was funny.

struggling cuz no one laughs right right. I thought it was funny but instead they. all just got really mad at me and this. story is actually even better than the. first one it's even better if we're. talking about the pool right yes oh yeah. so this one if I guarantee like the. viewers have to be on my side here old. boys are crazy but yeah but wait till. you hear this okay so we were staying at. Airbnb they always came to town cuz. they're from Oklahoma I live in Los. Angeles from Kentucky blah blah blah. they got an Airbnb and there was a pool.

in this Airbnb this was December it was. a colder day and that pool was really. really chilly so I was making jokes. whatever they're. doing can you fix my pellow e we're. trying to like tell a story more more. under more under I can't look at that. that's so. gross all right we're good sorry you w. spit on him oh please no no please don't. spit on me Dro straight down his face no. please let me. see want think about the short so much.

stronger than you I will beat you I will. beat you strapped to this doll I I will. literally beat you stra to this doll. think about the short that short will. make at least 1,500 bucks I think it's. worth it no Parker Harper I'll beat you. sh to the dolly Harper we need a good. angle we need a good angle yeah that's. good you got it no Harper Harper I will. I. will try to beat me do it well I don't. really know how to do that I give you. some water to put in your mouth oh no.

please don't M I'll beat you I'll beat. you right now I'll beat you no no no. please don't no no no I'll spit on you. I'll. spit for the views cash clearly you. don't care about the views okay put him. back get back in your position you can. literally justify anything by views just. spit on oh man my head don't you spit on. him okay okay all right so we're at this. Airbnb and you're hitting on a.

bodybuilder best friend or a bodybuilder. girl is really not the best grabbed your. hand you were like what's up baby you're. with me now okay I don't I don't think I. said that I think that's what you said. there's no way you remember exactly what. I said but did you hold her hand I don't. remember oh well I knew you did well. whatever it is maybe I did maybe I. didn't I it was a joke as a whole it was. a joke and I didn't really do anything. that crossed any lines so bro imagine. imagine like I just watched up to your. girlfriend and kiss her and I was like. par it's a joke I did not do that I dude.

it's a joke that's a crazy analogy I did. not that a crazy analogy like I didn't. do that I I genuinely do think that I. didn't cross any lines I think they. crossed the line with this so anyways um. Robert was not happy about that yeah. they were pelting star this a different. story robt was not happy about that hey. we got to speed this story up cuz we've. been I'll get there but everybody keeps. interrupting and I just okay Robert was. not happy about that and so they decided. to strip me down to my underwear and. throw me into the freezing Robert the.

bodybuilder you were involved I'll say. this that's Theory our friend was gone. so and they were wanting to throw him. into the pool no no not different me it. was me and Michael and Robert against. Parker but the only reason me and. Michael were against Parker is cuz we. had to pick a side we be and it's so. much more fun to be me no no no it's not. that it's fun to be against you it's. that it's unfun to be against. imagine being thrown into the pool just. wearing your underwear and guess what.

happens next so Robert I'm now in this. pool by myself Robert dives into the. pool well I don't know this is making. Robert look really bad and he's not here. so I probably shouldn't but okay we use. a random name wait talking your use a. different name this well we should cut. the part out wherever I say can we bleep. Robert's name or something I. don't we can probably bleep it right it. doesn't make Robert look bad cuz the the. thing that happens next what happens. next is Robert takes off my underwear. idea well guy takes off my underwear.

literally I'm now naked in the pool. because of Cash's. idea imagine think about how vulnerable. that puts you dude you're naked in the. pool that's so gross. ew that's a pretty messed up story cuz. now that I'm thinking about it again. like that was not. cool we his underwear on the Roof oh. yeah then they threw my underwear on the. roof and then you went up there naked. and got it and I had to go up there. naked and get it of course because the. towel they they give me a towel threw. you a towel but it was about this big it.

was a little towel yeah me personally I. would not talk to anybody that did that. to me but you guys are you're forgetting. the part where he hit on his girlfriend. sure but you guys know that's not equal. I hope this really makes you guys look. that listen no no no no first off I. wasn't there on side I wasn't there I. Happ to a girl you know girl drama they. would be so problem was Parker in every. single one of these situations it never. happened to cash or me or Robert or. Michael it only happened to you because. you would push to that point I was an. instigator I'll I'll admit it you.

crossed the line too many times and you. would P everyone against you you just. would do it I'll admit it I was an. instigator you cross the line I would. argue that Robert had no other choice. but to strip the man to strip me naked. what so you do Robert had a he had the. choice to just take his girl team Robert. in this one you it sounds bad but you. had to be there team Robert no team. Robert. genuinely reflex somebody s me up acid.

reflex there's no way that any of your. viewers are going to be on your okay oh. I'm so glad I got. [Laughter]. wife you got. me you can do it he's so big okay he's a. big boy okay give him his. mic sh just sit backwards give him his. mic oh Kate doesn't know how to work the. arm this is so sad you bend it. okay bend the mic there's no shot okay.

at least I don't time we're good map at. least I don't have acid reflex you can. make a really weird face without anybody. honest TR your fart smells so bad I know. e he farted hey guys can we like I feel. like this is a horrible angle of me no I. think you look good right there you look. good this is honestly usually you have. like a low quality face but right now it. looks good what does that even mean cash. it smells so bad you. gross like wait wait for real no why.

Parker's using the bathroom can like we. flip me around or something yeah we no. no no I'll flip myself around yeah yeah. flip yourself. around he's so Spencer Shay. coated Spencer sh Spencer Shay like. that's so I will rule the check me out. Che me out oh baby you just ran over. your own hat. dude I see how Turtles.

F yes your hat is under the wheel oh. please help my. hat oh your Hat's done zo your Hat's. done brother what are youall doing. standing there I'm actually sitting. standing okay can you please help me now. you got yourself into this situation you. get you out you can't sit. up don't help you're fine please get. back position sit down for a cookie.

thank you all right we're resetting. everybody we're. resetting Linda. incbles Linda whoever that is Linda Ed. Ed all right thanks thanks bab can you. give me my hat dude we've had some crazy. stories I remember one time we went out. to a missile silo and when you weren't. there I was there no you you weren't. there yes I was I don't think you were. oh he met us there he met us there I met.

you there I just didn't drive with you I. met you at the missile silo and then we. went to the hospital yeah there was this. app there was this app where you could. literally find a bunch of haunted places. around Los Angeles so we downloaded it. and we went oh my gosh that was crazy we. almost got jumped oh yeah oh my gosh we. did we were we almost D we were almost a. gang fight yes oh my gosh that was crazy. so we went to this abanded it was called. I think we've told the story but we can. tell it again oh you guys have told. devil we have no I don't know but I mean.

dude I I almost had to freak up another. gang it was bad Devil's gate and we. heard that was wild but the real jumping. part we went into the Jack in the Box. parking lot my buddy Connor was sitting. outside cash was driving Compton no it. wasn't Compton you were in Compton no we. were in uh Altadena next to Compton. nowhere close what no Altadena is dude. I'm telling you bro it it was it was it. was crazy point is another car pulls up. slow. bypassing slowly next to Cash's car.

within about 10 ft right and then cash. looks at Conor and it was one parking. space over one parking space and this is. again 2: in the morning we stayed out. late a lot and not did they just parked. there they whipped in whipped in yeah. and then we looked at Connor we said. Connor get in the car get in the car. he's on the phone like this yes he on. the phone yes and then the those people. they open the door and they get out all. four doors straight out straight up like. a movie Conor runs back into our car. they get out and come straight up to our. window cash whips out puts it in reverse.

and we're like go go go dude it was one. of the most scariest moments of life but. me I I was going to be cool cuz like I. know I know cgg would have messed up the. Crips I mean it was. fine you talking Our Gang. name g cash what's GG cool guys gang. what what else would it. be anybody was you forgot cash is part. of YH for no no no no we can't talk. about them like they were they were. saying things to Har oh okay I don't.

want Harper to get bulled we don't want. Harper to get bullied it was really bad. yeah but no I mean I wasn't really. scared in that fight but Parker was crap. in his pants uh I was inside the car I. was I'll say it all we were all crapping. our pants we were all scared yeah no. dude these four giant guys tatted up and. it was me Parker Paige and Conor yeah we. collectively all together we weighed. about.

380 then then collectively all together. 1,120 that's bad 380 is. wild it was bad we were all rocks man I. I was 380 is not far off you guys I mean. I weigh one probably at the time like. 120 I mean at the time I probably played. like 15 140 150 probably 150 no we had. four people and then Paige and Connor. y'all were probably like 420 y'all. weren't right right we probably. somewhere around 380 sounds crazy yeah.

is bad she just scrolling on Tik Tok. there's this really yeah she does that a. lot she just ignores theast there's just. really rude Tik Tok about me it's like. let me just say I'm the biggest hitter. and then it's a photo I hit the way I. left a comment I saw it thank you you. what you're comedy back to hate comments. no I your comment only got one. like and it was. me look my. my no my my my com me got. 8,899 likes I said I was so young just.

be myself look at me now I can barely. even show who I am let alone get hated. on everything wait pause your comment. got 8,000 likes and Kate's got one I. just left it this morning like give it. time to let it cook let it cook I just. said I said something very nice you. haven't even gotten her verified yet. Kate said you're the you guys are the. reason she's scared to be herself yeah. because every time I literally meet with. Harper I'm like Harper post videos like. yourself and she's like I can't I can't. people make M me sometimes I mean like. recently I haven't I just I cuz people.

make mean videos about you like that. yeah wait guys what's going on we can't. see the phone yeah uh just the video of. her Jam Charles listen Parker I have a. question yeah so how did you feel with. um a previous girlfriend of yours when. you got her license suspended and then. broke up with her right after oh yeah. that was the same night at the missile. silo that's what what were you feeling. in that time period why why you laughing. that's that's a crazy conversation yeah. you got her license suspended then broke.

up I'll tell the story it's very short. actually yeah we were at. McDonald's best friend because he just. causes everyone's else's life to be in. shambles if you guys ever meet Parker. he'll get you in trouble and he will. cause your life to fall. apart we're kiding Parker hey ever since. you met me your life is actually on the. uphill all right really think about it. you started the podcast since you met me. that was I met you like 7 years ago no. still I started something to do with. this right I started the podcast seven.

months ago or 10 months well that's a. great question and to answer your. question were you planning on breaking. up with her or did the guilt Eat You. Alive and you had to break up with her. after that no nothing to do with the. guilt we were all out again again every. time that something happens it's because. of cash we stayed out past curfew and. then that was actually a misdemeanor and. did you get charged with that uh we did. not get charged for it and the reason. being was his oh it's because I was. under 18 and when you're under 18 you.

have the option and you can't drink Al. oh I wrote a letter I wrote a letter to. the police officer you guys didn't have. to cuz you were over 18 I think you were. 17 at the time I wrote a letter to the. police officer and I said hey I'm so. sorry I CU I didn't get pulled over oh. you didn't get pulled over it was P you. know why you got pulled over do you. remember why wait guys this is what I'm. saying the story is confusing such an. eventful life compared to me okay you. have to you guys were in two separate. cars yeah we were in two separate cars. this all plays into what Kate just asked.

me we were in two separate cars Connor. and cash and then Paige myself and my. you guys like listen we were in two cars. driving down the road 1:00 a.m. Parker. sticks his head out the window like his. whole body I was looking at cash and. them waving like hey in the passenger. seat a cop going down the highway cop. pulls no no not the highway we were on a. side street and then a cop happened to. be right there uh on the next block and. we were like oh no and so cop pulls us. over and they said hey you're out past. curfew we were like oh we didn't realize.

there was a curfew and so then I lived. by myself S in La at the time and I. couldn't technically legally do that. because I was under 18 um and so I had. to my parents I had to call my parents. and my parents gave Connor's mom legal. rights to me for 24 hours so that she. could get me out of the situation so I. went home with her and my ex-girlfriend. was driving to answer your question so. her license actually did not end up. getting susp offended and I didn't end. up getting a charge because I ended up.

writing a letter to the police officer. saying I'm so sorry I will never do this. again but I ended up breaking up with. her because I just kind of fell out of. feelings we only dated for three months. and it wasn't a very serious. relationship dude I couldn't even date. for three months like I can't hold a. relationship but you're 15 I can't hold. no relationship have you ever been in a. relationship mhm are you in one now no. actually yeah two really no you're not. don't say that my favorite line ever. that's a great YouTube short no no I'm.

not why actually do she's not in two. relationships actually am I got two. bones one for my mom poon go do you have. multiple boyfriends no no it's not like. that it's like it's hard to explain on. the podcast because like I don't know if. I'm like my mom will see like God well. then just don't explain yeah you don't. have to talk about wait I actually kind. of want her to explain well she can. explain it to you after but she's she's. gotten in trouble before talking about. stuff really but think about the viewers. the viewers want to know may ler I want.

to know I want well good news for us is. once the camera stop rolling we still. get to hear about it I'm going to post. about it on my Tik Tok yeah yeah go to. Parker no but yeah but like main store. like I'm okay have yall ever snuck out. before never no never have we're cool I. would would you sneak out no good CU I. was gonna say that'd be crazy that' be. really bad if you snuck out dog no I. guys but it okay so you didn't sneak out. are you did not sneak out you've never.

snuck out but Harper if you were to. sneak out what how would you have done. it and what would have happened not out. of my house because my parents they. caught my sister every single time prman. year yeah but let's say you did sneak. out your house how would that have. happened um well I would go through my. sister's shower window go on the roof. climb onto the trash cans go out of the. gate where the cameras aren't showing. and this did not happen no this did not. happen entire house for a. thief your mom's definitely going to be.

mad about that. one so all they have to do is jump over. the trash can climb in through the. sister showers window and you will avoid. all the cameras my sister's shower. window is like this big so it's really. it's like it's literally you got to be. you got to be like 90 lbs still got to. be a small. Thief. like okay. so ah I hate bleeping things man I know. everyone's been getting mad at us cuz. we've been bleeping stuff but the only.

reason we had to start bleeping stuff. was cuz we kept getting in trouble you. know you know when youall bleep the the. yeah yeah um they they they read my lips. and know that I. said well just stop saying it yeah stop. saying I don't know what you're saying. but what you're saying you should. probably stop saying what ended up. happening with that beef with the diss. track oh um the diss track be we don't. have you didn't see the Box the boxing. match the boxing match was the other. chick didn't want to. fight yeah crazy that is the truth Piper.

let's fight no heck yeah why why. not wait we can tell you it started a. huge crazy it back soad I mean I thought. I thought it was fine I mean it was all. for fun it was fun and then it wasn't do. you guys know each other you guys. friends me me Piper um I mean I have her. number but I think she's like five. phones so I don't know. you honey we could always try it again. Harper if you were to fight somebody who.

would you fight no Harper don't do that. Harper don't wait no you got to call out. someone coo. Quinn you got to call out someone good. yeah everybody likes Coco Quinn she's so. much prer than harber like me so who's. who's like equal to your. relevancy madx baton madx bton I would. fight him cuale versus male this is. crazy madx don't take that fight don't. do that Maddox you'll lose no matter. what personally all the guys would be on. my side because they don't like madx. because he gets all the girls no madx is.

lose lose you lose you hit the girl and. you lose because all the girls um want. Maddox so Maddox let's F do you want. Maddox to come on the podcast because I. see all the comment section they want. madx to come on the podcast and YouTu to. talk I don't think he wants to you know. real quick I do find it crazy that like. people listen to you guys just sit here. and talk for hours yo bro what the freak. is that supposed to be man is there. really an audience this. yeah like I get it it's a fun. conversation but is it really that.

entertaining guys Well normally is when. the last time we have new one yeah it's. better when you're not here I'll tell. you that well I'm also saying because. I've never been on a podcast before so. it is better with no um guest on here um. no just we are very selective about. guests honestly do you guys do a full. Spotify show yeah yeah really yeah hey. yeah you guys should go uh follow us on. Spotify it's the other well podcast. because our rankings are going down on. Spotify so you should go follow us on. top 30 now if Maddox came on the podcast. y'all don't know how good I would be.

looking that. day what was that no my makeup will be. all done cuz I don't usually do my. makeup I am literally on the Harper madx. train until I die it's not that I like. him I would just do it you just have to. look good it's not that you like him and. also like I'll tell you what I ain't. doing my makeup better for Maddox I'll. tell you that yeah he wears concealer. not me more yeah you guys did I've seen. Dash and Maverick wear concealer we'd go. out one day and they're like got to put. my makeup on what okay not true that's.

very exaggerated that's true I had bad. acne I had an acne issue I did too I. never wore makeup look at your face. little pretty boy you ain't got nothing. on there thank you look at Alex you know. what czy about that I don't even have a. yeah he does have a good. face face is amazing I don't even have a. skin care Orin I lit do water on my face. and say all right that's good that must. be so nice it is nice thank you I'm so. happy you know we were saying we. normally don't without guests we've had. probably about I don't know six or seven. guests on and I think you'll probably be.

the audience's favorite guest so far. probably really what makes you say that. the other ones weren't good. great maybe next time I come you guys. will pay for my flight no no what you do. for a good guest we do for all the other. guest. yeah not me let's see right now we've. had on chickf from Dance Moms colani. paig Harley Chick-fil-A Preston Preston. plays. uh I think Parker pretty much it com.

cheerleader Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. comment down below who your favorite. podcast guest was yeah everybody comment. down below and who you want to have next. I honestly do you want Parker to stay. yeah do you guys want Parker on more. episodes when we started this podcast I. thought I was going to be just a guest. like for the first one really yeah you. didn't know you were wow she did not. know anything because there was a. percentage discussed before we started. filming I want to make a Tik Tok that. would go viral and that makes me go. viral even more okay do it but what. should I do. um no no no that that would do it it to.

be something like the fight between me. and Piper but like bigger and better and. no fighting like oh yeah I feel that so. you're trying to get cancelled no it's. not that you start screaming at Parker. for no reason and just say a bunch of. mean things no no no no no no that would. be really good to put me in the good. light the other person in the bad light. you know oh good light good light. doesn't work okay wait other person in. the bad light what the heck. God. yellow did you just answer your.

nope well I'm. here Bron when you were on speaker on. the podcast just so you. know that's. awesome your's garage is open just fyf. no that's awesome all you have to do is. sneak through the. garage by the way just so you know your. daughter is sneaking out of the house. through the shower. window over the trash can so the.

security cameras don't see her no. actually swear I'm. not oh this is so funny this is so funny. oh my God you're definitely getting. grounded oh you're done so you were so. done oh you're done four no Mom I was. talking about that one time with reys. and her guy friends that snuck into the. house no she specifically said if I'm. going to sneak out this is how I'm going. to. yeah but I just put a camera up by the. trash can my mom wakes up very easily.

and my dog would bark and so I can't. risk that listen I would just move the. trash. can move the trash can and I would re. angle the security cameras I'm gonna put. a special lock on that window good call. shut Okay Bye. Mom bye wait you guys know I've actually. Parker I can't believe you threw her. under the bus crazy that was crazy crazy. is your mom not going to watch the. podcast no she no oh sorry you know.

what's crazy I think you wore everyone's. favorite guest but now I don't know no. that was now Harper's never going to be. on the podcast. again the Harper Defenders are like I. don't know what to say cuz I actually. never snuck out of the house but only in. sixth grade and I toilet papered my. friend's house as a joke and I got. grounded I was happens I it was. literally like 10 at night like you know. what's actually have you ever toilet. paper to a non-f friend's house yeah. really you actually toilet paper in. house yes they only do that wait was it.

like an enemy's house or a random. stranger enemy an enemy enemy was it one. of those evil friends like like him and. then I got back yeah oh so it's one of. those people that's your friend and then. I got it back and then it rained and. then it oh that's bad I feel so bad I. did that one time to a random too and. then the PE person that opened the door. was very it was a sad thing yeah one. time init but I don't sneak out like. like I don't know what to tell like my I. cuz it was one time my mom or ree like. snuck in these guys um with her friend. and like she just throw your sister.

under the bus now trying to save your. own skin parents know this what do your. parents know this yes they do they do. she got want this said probably not. let's not sorry Reese um we should have. Reese on the Pod we should yeah we. should you're the one that never wanted. us to have on the Pod no I do I'm glad. you're opening up yeah one time instead. of toilet paper in someone's house uh k. no no no no no no no no what no no no. serious please don't say that did you. egg somebody house can't say I don't. want to I will no no you a bully oh wait.

is it because they don't know who did it. yeah oh we still haven't got caught. baby 5. years wait what no I'm serious no no no. I my microphone no guys I'm serious I. don't want to talk about that what I I. don't want to talk about it okay what. I'm being very serious I don't want to. talk about it but it was 5 years ago I. don't care I'm not talking about it 5. years is a long time it is a long never. talk about it on I think it's okay no. I'm I'm not going to after okay well we.

won't say whose it was we're just going. to talk about time no because it's very. obvious it's a very obvious thing we did. it's like no one else does this yeah. was it was not that oh I don't know what. it is okay now we got gosh Dar fing stop. believeing things everyone in the a. everyone the comment is like please. please stop believing things I hate to. believe and you guys make us believe. everything you guys not just cut this. part out no just gets bleeped no we just. bleep it and and we just bleep it and.

that couch is always the bleeping couch. and it still is because all three of you. had said things that he bleeped hey. sorry let's go wait I don't think I have. yes you did you I I said I think we. should for the sake of him I mean just. to not put somebody else down you know. you say gossiping is not good right. bleep this and. [Music]. moonight oh I don't think you gota worry. about that that sounds like a bleep. already oh that was mean it's a. joke what the I'm thinking about leaving.

now you should leave yeah you should. leave no my mom's getting flashbacks. from that one time I didn't say anything. microphon you guys never talk any. microphones man y know how to use a. microphone I talk to my microphone all. the time dude my mom's actually going to. think that I sneak out of the house yeah. you should probably go fix that yeah. partner is going to have to have a. conversation with your mom now after the. Pod like listen Miss she doesn't sneak. out of the she said. fans I was just joking czy no my mom was. actually concerned should I call her.

again maybe I should no it's fine okay. okay you can sell her after wow you can. be talked in and out of things so easily. like you about to just dial up and goes. I don't know you go okay never mind I'm. going to actually call her I'm not. joking no oh wait no you really don't. need to who's the boy that Snapchatting. you I don't know why don't we open that. Snapchat you don't even oh tell her. she's on the pod yeah you're good yeah. you're on the Pud um Harper sneaks out. of the house sorry sorry sorry sorry.

sorry I mom I want to tell you I do not. sneak out of the. house. okay I. don't I'm GNA talk to your sister about. this I was kidding we were just. joking okay all right no Mom mom. seriously I it sounds like she believes. you you're F she doesn't like we asked. if you were to sneak out of your house. how would you do it said the way that. those boys sneaked in one time not you. well that makes sense.

okay okay I don't think she was worried. in the I think you're was she was like. no no I feel like you're stressing you. can hang out you're good Harper but you. said let's have a conversation with your. sister I'm too tired to be upset with. you right now well that's good well all. right good great now tell her everything. bad you've done all right guys let's. open to Snapchat real fast real fast. real fast oh oh what's on my camera wait. are you Snapchatting someone uh whoa.

that's a lot of dudes woo that's a lot. of dudes on Snapchat wow wait I want to. see what did y Snapchats look like when. you were 15 on Snapchat right now oh my. God I did not have that many dudes dude. it just keeps going cash it keeps going. forever she's still going are they all. opened let's open a couple let's open a. few a fine oh my God her thumb is moving. fast right now scroll. okay uh I I don't oh oh let see can't.

wait for summer Blake can't wait for. summer whatever that let's narrate her. Snapchats we go oh Blake. streaks. okay now now what do we say same like. Nickelodeon. same wait did you ever like get to do. the cool thing with the wand that's. Disney Channel yeah that's Disney. Channel How did you ever wish you could. be would you ever go on Disney Channel. after doing absolutely yeah because I. never sign anything that says it's like.

a non-compete you know growing up my. goal is always to be on Nickelodeon or. Disney Channel either or I like both. just Nickelodeon happened to be the one. that picked me up yeah and so. fortunately my goals came true so dreams. do come true but only if you plan it so. all right guys thank you so much for. watching peace out bro wait wait wait. try to break. out. bye peace out bro sh sh.