Inside Out In Real Life!

my brother his like two best friends. were on a cruise a couple years ago and. like right outside their door at night. they hear like this crazy commotion and. they go out and there's all these people. and they're like oh that's weird the. couple that was in that room two rooms. down had just gotten married and they. were on their honeymoon the guy cheats. on his wife on their honeymoon on the. cruise with another woman no the wife. finds out kills him with the butter. knife wait wait wait this happened on. which Cruise one your brother went on. you know the the wedding we went to yeah. that couple there's no. [Music]. way sadness please get up floor sadness.

we need to start the episode sadness no. please where's anger where is everyone. anger come. on want to do this today no we're. starting we're starting. please I don't want to deal with this. just get up oh oh. sit I think you almost broke the chair. what oh nothing nothing I was going to. say when anxiety uh oh anxiety come on. it's time to start dead person oh my. it's time to start it's a dead person no.

she's not dead she's just sad sad. sadness can you get off the floor now no. okay well we're going to need you to all. right ready I'm Happ anxiety attack. ready ready here we go oh here we go we. go I say we just lead her there I'm. anxiety attack she's not moving come. on why isn't she. moving oh why isn't she moving dad I. only wish I was what the no we don't no. we don't wish that no we don't we won. have happy smiles happy teeth happy kids.

that's Happy Happ teeth happy te what do. you mean by happy teeth happy teeth is. Happy Smiles it means Smile everybody. smile I don't smile I don't believe in. smiling what huh never mind I use my. teeth to bite things that was that weird. was that weird was I being weird I don't. know no no you're fine everything's fine. guys everything's fine I feel like I'm. being weird I don't know nothing is fine. it's only fine when we're crying I mean. I can make things fine are you sure. crying just really helps. us I can make things f stand I can make.

things fine I can make things fine sorry. am I saying that too much oh yes a. little yes you. are I didn't mean to I didn't mean to do. that okay guys so well welcome back to. our. podcast no one of the top podcasts in. the world there's something to be happy. about right guys we're not the top. podcast in the world are like 50 million. people watching us because like that's. that's a lot of people and like I I. don't no no no no no no no see we have. one of the top podcasts in the world so. uh thanks to you guys we going to do.

what we get to do today uh isn't that. right guys well do we have the top. podcast in the world uh one of them top. top so fast I don't know what to. do. that's bad. oh joy your paint got all over my pants. paint on my pants. Joy I don't understand it's all. yellow what I ain't.

there's nothing wait what movie is that. I don't know Finding Nemo Finding Nemo. welcome back to an episode guys uh today. we're becoming Inside Out characters in. real life as you can see I don't know. who the heck gave me joy who gave me who. gave me this orange person that was. Maverick Maverick said you had to be. anxiety cuz you're red hair I was I was. I was wanting to be discuss but like. also anxiety is better cuz I have orange. hair and uh or red hair like I guess.

orange disgust would have been great too. yeah disgust yeah she's like GH yeah I. feel like your personality is more. disgusting she's always disgusting and I. said that to M I said I said hey yeah. should I be disgust and he was like no. let's be anxiety M just he wanted your. hair to go up and then out like this but. I guess what Happ then could have made. that happen no no we couldn't she tried. I tried but I'm just a failure.

you know uh well there's. that you know in the movie how they want. to get rid of sadness did they actually. yeah yes I haven't seen the movie in a. while knock over the all the dang core. memor she just kind of like messes. everything up oh yeah cuz they want to. keep her happy and sadness just doesn't. and sadness when she touches like the. ball of Riley's memory um I I love. inside out I've watched it maybe 20. times like and I'm not over ex wa are. you serious I I'm being so for real so. this your dream come true to dress up. inside.

I mean I mean I'm anxiety so I've never. watched part or number two hey where we. going to see number two tonight well I'm. not coming cuz I'm going to my leg house. okay okay wow there's that yeah we're. actually me and K are going to see uh. Inside Out number two at what time like. 7 o' tonight yeah Maverick I'm going to. jiujitsu. close like the same kind of. thing why are we laughing it's just. funny can you show it to jiujitsu like. that absolutely I don't think they'd let. me on the mat ready to wrestle imagine.

if we went to the movie like this though. cash like people oh my goodness I would. leave the movie If You Walked In you. dude yeah I'm not going to lie if I was. if I was sitting in a dark movie theat. theater and I looked to my left and it's. just I would be freaked out I would be. like God dang I wish we could all go to. the movie after this I know we're. literally dressed up I really want to. take this off though like I don't want. I'm not feeling good honestly also do. youall know how hard it was to dress. everybody for this episode Kate teeth. look so white I know so white I know.

like do youall know how hard it was to. find a man-sized dress for Joy man sized. I'm. fun-sized and and and Harper's sweater. there was only one I could find and it. was on teu oh no way this is from teu. that's from te wow that was the only one. that like matched I looked up anxiety's. outfit and that was the only place that. had a sweater like that it's SP on. actually thanks guys and then M's hair. was was.

Amazon is that from Fireball Z Fireball. Z Dragon Ball Z Dragon Ball Z it's. probably supposed to be like a Naruto. head that's what I feel like Naruto. narut Nar. Nar oh you're going to make a lot of. people upset right now why I don't know. I just feel like you. [Music]. willing to play. binging Hees to sing and play. alling Bing Bong you met Bing Bong no I.

should have been Bing Bong K tried to. make me the new like pink elephant thing. embarrassment embarrassment his like. butt cracks out all the time oh I should. have been. embarrassed what's it called what's it. called it's like um what's your favorite. song to play Bing Bong Ving his rocket. shap his rocket his rocket ship yells. hooray. binging stop that stop no this is a nice. chair I like this chair Bing Bong it was. like like like remember I I've memorized.

so many lines from the movies really say. one okay Bing Bong you did it again I. say another one bing bong binging. bong you made it oh yeah yeah you made. it take her to the moon for me wait I'm. trying to I'm trying to think I'm trying. to think there's that was depressing I. hope Bing Bong comes back for the second. I hope they like bring him back no. because what's it called Bing Bong died. I know he's supposed to have died but. like literally It's Just In Her. Imagination so surely he can make a re. reoccurrence or like true Bing bong's. like Cotter older brother or something.

like a I would die if Bing Bong had a. hotter old brother what did she say I. think she said she wants the elephant. kid what if Bing Bong had a kid with joy. what the Bing is is Bing Bong an. elephant yeah the CT candy elant enjoys. an. emotions first of all nobody's putting. any kids inside me that will not be. happening okay uh yeah that's that works. for me please I don't want I feel like. MTH had something to say.

I'm just imagining you like after you. had a kid you just like go into like. your emo phase you're like you're like I. fell in love with the. Nan bing bong bing bong that's. terrifying guys pain makes my look white. too y don't understand how scary cash. looks in person like it's terrifying the. camera does not do justice for how scary. he looks hey I have an idea how about. everybody comments down below who's. costume the best so everybody stand up. Kate stand up do a fashion do an outfit.

tutorial all right everybody comment. whose outfit is the best and who okay. what are you. doing I didn't see you have to. okay all right you can get up. now okay M would you like to show off. your outfit. yeah what if she. she okay you can get up now. sadus okay get up please sadness oh my.

goodness there's a blue splot on the. floor from her face oh there is oh I. don't want blue on me oh no I mean yes I. love blue Blue's my favorite color L. your hair all right all right uh all. right I'll give my outfit tutorial next. here's my outfit please vote for me in. the comment section vote for me. oh see scary joyful I'm very joyful. terrifying you ready you look terrifying. joyful.

what is wrong with him he's terrifying. do I look good guys I. feel everybody comment down below team. Joy team Joy team sadness team that is. actually terrifying yeah you are scary I. feel I got pretty good on the anger one. hey M you still got a tag on your pants. [Laughter]. anymore I feel like I'm I feel like what. the heck was wait what why were no why.

were your emot silent you that's what he. does yeah but he's not silent he's not. silent fire all right give us a little. twirl for your. outfit. oh all right so there's that all right. you can sit down now I'm embarrassed for. him I'm embarrassed for him guys show. off your outfit I'm embarrassed for you. I'm uh I am uh anxiety uh I'm I'm I'm um. your anxiety.

Harper you look like you're off hille. don't get. self-conscious give us a t what was that. don't do that please don't ever do that. again oh my goodness let me see what is. what is that no no no no no no no no no. no no oh gosh no stop. it it's like the it's like the. bodybuilder coms the smolder is insane. what is she. doing no that's B. um I'm anxiety oh wait my pants are not.

pulled high enough up that's insane all. right and there's. that okay everybody looks so great today. so great courtesy of me arpert you're. not the center of L to put together. because I didn't know where that okay. you sit down now yeah you're done I'm. exiting everybody everybody comment down. below who's your favorite outfit is. after that I must be outfit comment. comment team sadness team Joy team. anxiety or team anger everybody comment.

down below whose outfit's the best. comment team and then the outfit person. we're going to be reading these and. we're going to see who has the most. comments everybody do that and make sure. to subscribe while you're at it because. uh we're coming up on 2 million. subscribers and we did this you subcribe. and you know you know what guys I. imagine if we were the first there's. never been a podcast hit 10 million. subscribers really seriously no we could. be the first one wow guys come on at. least I know I I don't I can't I looked. at every like Channel I can find Jo's at.

16 million okay beside oh Joe's right. there yeah he's at 16 yeah what about. the he's gonna be the only one no. there's no way Theon or anyone else is. at 10 if you subscribe he'll be very. joyful I'll be if you don't subscribe. she'll be very sad and he'll be very. angry you better subscribe and you make. her very self-conscious yeah he'll be. very self-conscious she has anxiety. thinking about if you will or won't. subscribe so please just subscribe wait. but guys honestly I know that y'all will. subscribe or um will comment team. anxiety.

no I feel like they're going to comment. if I'm being so for real what the look. she's like a. Cheeto it does look like you just hat a. Cheeto I feel like so for real she got a. Cheeto face if I'm being honest I think. best costume um as far as like closest. to their character is Kate I feel I feel. like Kate's just like I feel like Kate's. face paint and stuff looks really well. um but I feel like funniest costume is. uh Mavericks Mavericks no it's I think. it's his because he looks so scary his. is just like it is I don't even know.

what you mine's like so far off from. Joy like my face paint not yellow her. dress is yellow but her skin color her. skin color is blue no she's not no she's. not Joy is yellow yell she she's like a. glowing she's like a glowing star like. yeah hers is like glowy it's not you. know like those gold stars you'd get. like no she's like a human skin color a. human skin color oh great so I didn't. even have to paint myself wow that's. great BL you yeah you are pretty much. the same I think harbers would have been.

the best though if we made her hair go. up and out I tried yeah what happened. yeah you should have put like a coat. hanger in this or something yeah if it. was like that if it was like that right. there she looks like spy kids when they. fly away with their. hair braids and they yeah sorry I failed. everybody you just failed Harper mostly. wait so who has honestly it's okay you. want to know who has the most expensive. costume um wait wait don't tell me I'm. going to guess the most expensive. costume is.

um har no Harper was off teamu teu. Mavericks maybe. teu why' y'all say teu like that because. it said you said it teamu teu teu teu. shop like a billionaire shop like a. billionaire if you guys never saw their. their Super Bowl ad it was crazy who the. most expensive costume you oh really. yeah yeah this thing's like a balloon. yours was the most expensive and very. like very horrible material very well.

that was the only joy dress I could find. on the internet and it was like cuz. yours was I had to get like the biggest. size too how much was it oh nice oh it. was like 80 bucks for the dress $80 W. I'm not joyful no more all of ours were. Harpers was very cheap hers was team. imagine you return that they're like. what happened to the inside of this. dress it is just yellow. yellow yeah yeah that's rough but yeah. Harper was all teamu so hers together. was like under $20 these jeans are good. quality for teu yeah I was worried they.

weren't going to fit you but all of it. was Teemu and then Maverick his pants. were Amazon and I think he had his shirt. and then his hair and tie which was not. that bad what is is inside out Disney. yeah Disney Pixar what's y''s favorite. Disney movie um probably if I'm going to. be honest I get bored of inside out a. lot um because like I've watched it so. many times but my favorite that makes. sense no yeah but my favorite Disney. movie is. probably I don't think I really I can't. think of Disney movies besides besides. like princess is one I can't think of. like other ones oh well I really like.

the Beauty and the Beast movie like the. live action one but if we're not doing. princess my favorite is uh Nemo Finding. Nemo that's a good one that's that's. Nemo or cars that's Nickelodeon cars is. pretty good Nemos and cars Nemos and. cars what your MAV uh I think cars is. good oh wait wait wait no no no but the. fox one huh big red no the fox no the. fox he's a fox the um oh yeah zootopia. Zoop that's a banger man Coco Coco oh.

there's a there's another zootopia movie. coming out no way yeah zootopia too oh. let's go zootopia is so Coco is like. kind of my favorite cuz. FCO Coco what's Coco Coco it's came out. you like the Mexican heritage it's I. mean I don't it's not necessarily that. it's like that's. that's but what's it called like I I. like either like cocoa or um Coraline. which is not which is not um what's it.

called it is not um well if we're doing. Pixar I don't even know Pixar definitely. it's Disney Pixar yeah I know but like. there's Disney andx Disney and Pixar are. the same thing yeah yeah Pixar like a. branch off of Disney almost. M like dis you know how like there's. like the Disney princesses Disney Marvel. yeah what on the way Marvel owns Disney. on the way to Italy I watch Disney owns. Marvel yeah anyways why don't they just. call it all Disney and there's like Star. Wars oh yeah okay I brought him up to.

like cuz I knew I was forgetting stuff. but like there's Toy Story Toy Story is. Prett Toy Story is not that good rouille. no no rat is not ratou is so good I. don't care what yall say cars zootopia. and Finding Nemo PR good Cruz is good. Cruz the new movies on Disney plus I. watch that one recently it was good I've. never heard of that what do you mean you. never seen crudes you'd like crudes. monster. zinc monster zc is pretty good crudes we. should dress up as look up crudes I want. to see it oh you would like it they're.

caveman yeah why does everybody think I. like cavemen what the heck you like it. they're caveman and K goes oh you like. it they're caveman they cavan why the. heck do I like caveman you you act like. a caveman. oh I'm I'm we need to watch that can you. wait Can you like please put that on our. movie list or something you like caveman. I want to watch it on the way to Italy. on the way to Italy I watched coko and. zootopia and um and uh and kto. and the worst one out of all of them was.

enconto I didn't really like inono you. didn't wait uh what was uh how was Italy. did was there anything scary that. happened uh no actually um it was did. you get pickpocketed no a those guys. were following you though what guys yeah. I saw you live streaming guys Harper was. live streaming and this guy was trying. to sell her stuff and she was like. turning the camera around she's like. look he wants me to buy this I'm not. going to buy it man it's so funny no I. didn't want to buy it but then what was. he trying to sell you um these shooter. things that go into this guy and then. you catch him I bought two um but what's.

it called they convinced me they're like. they're like please buy please buy and I. was like and they were trying to get you. by a. third so bad they tried to sell me a. whole pack and I was like God no they're. like 20 20 I was like no no but what's. it called I was on live and I was like. Hey like um want say hi to the live and. he was like no photo no photo and I was. like why like and they don't speak. English that well so it's very awkward. and um what's it called it it was just. awkward like and I mean Italy was fun. but um Costa Rica is.

better you really like Costa. Rica Costa. Rica that's McDonald's Costa Rica which. originated from Costa Rica did you know. McDonald's or there's there's there was. a McDonald's in Italy and a Sephora but. did you eat the McDonald's no no they do. not taste did you have any food there. okay all I ate there I'm very I'm a very. picky eater I do not eat anything that. like like anything that is like gross so. all I had there like and I'm not even.

overe exaggerating this is all I had I. didn't even try anything else I feel. like you're about to lie no no oh I had. only one food in Italy too on my life on. my life oh you all had the same food all. I had was pizza and pasta no I tried the. pizza it was. garbage what pizza did you get and. Coca-Cola that's all cocaa um um what's. it called Mozzarella Pizza I can't do. anything else on the pizza yeah I'm not. going to lie people H other country's. Foods I do when I travel any anywhere. besides America I'm like I don't like.

the food like I've never like and I. tried truffles truffle pasta and I threw. up and dads always hype it up dads are. like oh the food in other countries so. good and you try a piece of bread and. it's like a rock it's like I know well. I've only I went to the Dominican. Republic in Mexico and I feel like those. are pretty similar with their food. groups and it's just Mexican food they. really still bad like all every time I. go to Mexico or anywhere down there like. the desserts are all bad because they. they don't use the sugar we use yeah but. they're makes them not as good Su body.

give me my sugar it's better for your. body I do want to go to Europe though. and try the food because some people. love it some people hate it but I want. to try it very bad no I tried the pizza. and I thought this pizza is garbage but. I ordered pepperoni they give me some. fake pepperonis do you try that what are. you what are you Snapchat Snapchatting. hold on we're in the middle of a. conversation I don't want to answer you. I'm sorry I. really no honestly guys I have no energy. I um Joy let me use the curse word we. know please I really want to know what.

the curse word is oh you know what it. was you know you know what it was um I. know one it's like it's like there's. brocc on pizza and then like Angry got. really mad he's like um well hello San. Francisco everybody is broccoli on Pizza. what that's so weird broccoli on Pizza. is kind of crazy yeah I don't know who. would eat broccoli on pizza but I will. stand by till the day I die the best. pizza out there Domino is pineapple and. ham e pineapple. that kind makes throw up Hawaiian is the.

best pizza in the world I don't think. I've ever wanted to take something off. my face soad worst Pizza that I don't. even understand why people eat are like. olives broccoli mushrooms I don't. understand why people eat that stuff on. a pizza makes it hard oh vegetables like. when there's like green and when there's. like green and purple onions wait oh. what is it does this look. funny what the your tongue is your stop. doing that oh it looks like lips looks. like a whale it actually looks like lips. it actually looks like lips oh my God.

please stop it's turning blue get get a. zoom in on that guys look at that my God. I'm not kidding that looks like lips. what the what the. sigma that looks like lips if you really. like look at it like it does look like. lips oh you painted your lips wait let. me try painted my lips paint your lips. oh I didn't paint my lips stupid that's. why you look so. weird was I supposed to put my lips guys. you want to so if you had to if you if.

you couldn't go back to Costa Rica or. Italy Costa Rica where would you go. Costa Rica if you couldn't go to either. um definitely not Yellowstone Kate's. dream place is grease I went to I went. to Yellowstone it was it was it was fun. but um it I mean it was it was a lot of. hiking and I do not do hiking but um. what's it called someone give me some. water my mouth is going tingly oh maybe. the please don't ever say that like that. again whole thing. she's going to get water to stop the.

tingling what hey she got Red Solo Cup. red4 you fill me up I didn't want to use. my my actual cup cuz I knew I'd get blue. paint on it you fill me. up that was so traumatic you guys know. what happened to me while I was in. Mexico what you're not going to believe. me okay I'm excited now so I quite. literally almost lost my life not to be. dramatic or anything anything but I did.

and Kate almost Kate Baker almost loses. her life in Mexico please Mexico we're. here with her now please tell us the. story so I was laying out in the sun. tanning as one white girl does when. she's in Mexico except the clouds were. out it was a rainy day so there was. really no tan happening but I was still. laying down oh that really fits your. character right now yeah yeah tanning. with CLS in the clouds yeah anyways so. I'm laying there sad under the clouds it. was a wonderful time and it starts.

raining on us I was like well this. couldn't be better and we were like okay. well now that it's raining let's go the. no oh it was like 80 degrees but it. started sprinkling on us and like I had. my book out so we were like well let's. just go to the comana for a second and. the winds start like getting like who. like really bad winds like kind of winds. yeah wind was winded yeah so me and my. sister-in-law get up and we're walking. away and each you know what are they. called chairs all each chairs there's. like two chairs and then one of those. huge umbrellas like the 10 foot tall. like ginormous heavy ones and we're.

walking away and you know the wind is. going crazy and then I literally hear. I'm walking and I hear everyone in the. pool go and I hear the big umbrella the. one that's like 20 ft away from me flies. at me and it drops I'm not even joking. less than a foot behind me no it like. literally was going to knock me out and. everyone was like oh my gosh and I. turned around and I'm like that was like. over there. you should let it hit you I know it.

would have been a way better story if I. let it hit me oh no I was talking about. the lawsuit money from a giant hotel. Millions I'm talking Millions no it. actually I don't even know how it. happened the wind was so crazy what the. the sigma the podcast right now the fact. that that's even on your mind is scary. no no I'm not going to sue y'all I would. never I'm G sue you what the for. copyright on inside. out can we get sued for do you you think. we look too close to the characters that. they might sue.

us I don't think I don't think I do I. think I'm safe you do look really close. to sadness though you really do like you. could just be in the like the like if. they ever make a uh real life version. you could be in it. no. really I take it back I would love to be. I don't like you in a live action who. don't you like who you text and that you. don't like I don't know don't say his. name I can't I know but like I just. don't like him we call him. tree I really don't like tree tree why.

are you talk a tree I can't like I don't. know cuz every time I lose tree I miss. him you're like a squirrel Miss Tree I'm. a squirrel I always go back for the tree. Miss home. tree Miss tree tree got cut down by. loggers this wig is insane kidding my. eyes yeah I can't even see your face not. going to lie yeah I don't like if there. any is it ever going to go anywhere with. tree I don't know that's the thing and. like no no I know and I feel like I get. every single time then you know you need.

to do to tree cut him down burn him up. cut him down chop them up burn them up I. can't the when he look I don't have. feelings for him right now but you know. what I'm going to do I'm going to wrap. him around my finger then I'm going to. cheat on him that's going to be. pretty no okay no heck yeah baby like a. great. idea Harper that's not true I mean I. actually will like why we why I'm trying. to protect you right now you're you keep. saying you are I don't know I hope he.

doesn't see this like you're not going. to do that she's like no I am I am going. to do that there is no saing now she's. see I told you she acts more like. disgust who who should I act like I'm. talking about when he asked me about. this and I'm looking like this he. watches oh yeah oh he's a fan huh no he. he watches like the clips and he's like. he's a fanboy yes no all right well. anyways moving on um you know Harper is. not going to burn on the tree have you. ever been on a cruise Harper oh yeah I'm. going on a cruise this SU my boy wait. actually yes with my friend Brooke when.

um we should probably Mark that into the. schedule is it like Carnival or what a. Carnival Cruise it just happened to be. the one I named really Carnival's like. the most popular One S more more you. want me to call Brooke and ask her you. you want to know a crazy Cruise story I. never been on a cruise but I got a crazy. Cruise story for you how do you have a. crazy Cruise story if you've never been. on a GRU this makes no sense through a. friend of a friend of a friend anyways. okay that mean that means she's saw it. on Tik Tok. no so I from a friend of a my brother.

his like best I feel like I'm not. sitting lady like no yeah you're. definitely not how. embarrassing anyways my brother his like. two best friends were on a cruise a. couple years ago and they're like in. their Cruise Room and like right outside. their door at night they hear like this. crazy commotion and they go out and. there's all these people and they're. like oh that's weird they just like yeah. they were like well it's probably just. some drunk fights or whatever they wake. up the next morning and they find out. diesel another fast and furious movie no. it wasn't oh that would have been way.

cooler though anyway so two rooms down. the couple that was in that room two. rooms down had just gotten married and. they were on their honeymoon the guy. cheats on his wife on their honeymoon on. the cruise with another woman no the. wife finds out the wife finds out kills. him with a butter knife what no no on. the cruise kills him with a butter knife. and so for the rest of the cruise they. would walk past that door and there was. like caution tape all over the door and. stuff no way it was literally a crime. scene and the woman like got taken to.

the prison on the cruise and yeah wait. wait wait this happened on which Cruise. one your brother went on uh it was you. know the the wedding we went to yeah. that couple there's no way no shot y'all. went to the weddings the CD no no no no. no not that couple the wedding we went. the wedding we this couple's wedding we. went to it was their cruise and they it. was the it was cruise that that couple. went on like the people we know oh I. have got to go on more. cruises it sounds great first of all but. you know you know homie probably.

shouldn't have cheated on his honeymoon. but like also a butter KN saying that's. what me that's what I was Kenzie came at. me with a butter knife I think I can how. how is he going to go out a butter knife. if if somebody's ever attacking me with. a butter knife I'm just I'm just going. to tell you right now I want to know how. strong this I'm just going to be like to. take husband out with a butter knife if. you're going to kill me don't try with a. butter knife I will laugh at you even if. you are succeeding I'm going to laugh. you the whole time I'm be like really a. butter knife that's how you're doing. this really but what does scare me about. being H you look like butter you you.

actually do look like you took a butter. stick and just brushed it over your face. no but you know what does scare me about. being on a cruise is like there's like. kids going on it and then the kids might. know me you know and oh wow that sounds. they might they might come to my door. and Hunt me. down no that's not what they're going to. do on the they're going to come with. their butter. knives now if I. go if I go a cruise if I see someone. just holding a butter knife on a cruise.

I'm be like no put that down what are. you doing no but yeah I'm I'm excited to. go on the cruise cuz there's like. karaoke and me and my friend are me and. my friend are already rehearsing um. we're going to sing shallow no you got. to sing the Tiana. song the only word is one word it's. Tiana Tiana oh my gosh tequila tequila. you got to sing the tequila song the. only word is tequila. [Music]. tequila tequil. only says one time only tequila.

once I'm going to Hype up the whole. cruise ship guys y'all don't even know. sing your own song you should I yeah you. got to carry car Queen be if the kids oh. no but it's a guy playing the piano so. he's going to be. [Music]. like yeah just tell them to follow your. lead be like just follow me just get on. theage you be. like no I wonder if anybody's going to. know my song on the cruise so that's. that would be so so embarrassing cuz. JoJo sewa did a meet and greet or.

something at um at um Disney World and. she was she she was like she was like. karma's a I should have known and no one. knew it nobody knew it and they're like. up better sheach like better better and. then she was like if I don't wish I wish. I. never yeah I don't even think that was a. what's it called a meet and greet though. I think she was just at Disneyland and. was singing so bad on her 21st be who. just sings at Disneyland tries tries to.

hold their own concert at Disneyland. she's just in the line for the for the. castle she's that K like like what no. one knows the word we've all made those. mistakes what's y's favorite ride of. Disneyland I've never been oh I have. been Rock and roller coaster Rock and. roller coaster what or or like Space. Mountain or Disneyland or Disney Space. Mountain oh I've only been to Disneyland. oh well I've been to both Disney World. and Disneyland you actually but. Disneyland is like the is or is the. what's it called like where the big. thing is what did you just say I've been. to Disneyland and Disney World do you.

mean I've never been to Disney World. been toal unival I've never been to. Disney Universal Universal unal that's. what I mean I love Universal Universal. my favorite part never been you never. went with me I've only been to. Disneyland twice and it was both times. in California once with Kate and then. once this other. time with who uh who' she go. with you. remember but she look like oh no I know. you probably don't remember her name cuz.

you never remember any girl name not as. pretty as you. sweetheart oh shoot yo wait what was was. no you actually know who it was do you. not remember. no oh yeah listen to this I got scammed. oh you did probably those tickets are. high i i i i this is this girl that I. kind of knew that kind of knew like a. little bit and I was like hey do you. want to go to Disneyland she's like yeah.

Universal Studios is better I have no. listen this this is crazy agree so I. take this girl to. Disneyland just me and her mhm okay I. get there I buy her ticket daisyland you. didn't even buy my ticket when we went. oh my goodness I did what no I'm kidding. I buy her I buy this girl ticket to. Disneyland my ticket we go to Disneyland. right I'm like okay this would be you. know whatever right this girl has a. boyfriend oh oh she had a boyfriend and. came to Disneyland with me and let me.

buy her ticket wow is that not. crazy and then I was like why is this. girl like I was like why did she come. here she's like not really like into me. cuz like I wasn't getting into me Vibes. wasn't getting into me Vibes yeah and. then I was like why is she acting like. weird and then I go to her Instagram I. was and then she's still She's Dating. the dude and I was like why are you here. like is that not crazy if you were in a. relationship if I was Rel going to. Disneyland with one the opposite sex.

oneon-one and then buying your ticket. and going to Disneyland that's kind of. crazy no if I was in a relationship and. a famous person said do you want to go. to Disneyland together then of course I. would uh go to Disneyland no like it'd. be weird imagine you were in a. relationship and you're older too you're. like 19 yeah you think you think Kevin. Hart asked your mom to go to Disneyland. she wouldn't this be weird wouldn't this. be weird if like your mom one of this be. weird if like your mom and one of guy. just went to Disneyland and one one guy. just like took your mom to Disneyland. that'd be weird yeah that's what I'm.

saying like that's weird yeah that would. be I got scammed I just bought this girl. ticket into Disneyland yeah well that's. what you get for I was like 16 I was. like 16 I was like 16 you know what that. means you were like 14 no I would have. been 15 okay you were 15 you know what. cash tell what cash always says anytime. we're talking about a girl if we're ever. talking about a girl that he like hung. out with or kissed or anything he's like. yeah but you you actually would have. really liked her you would have been. really good friends of th I'm like well. that chance is ruined now that you went.

and made out with her no that's awward. whoa whoa whoa that's not true you. became very good friends with a girl. that I kissed one time mulp girls. actually no no not multiple really Brook. monk say one no two can we talk about. how Brook monk gets a million likes each. video that I mean crazy statement she. does like it it's insane like I I was I. stalk her almost every day and every day. she gets a million likes each video I. don't know who you're talking about but. you should stop stalking people I okay.

now now that I put the name on blast um. I'm going to tell you a funny story so. we were in a hotel room it was me I. don't I don't say all the names it was. me Cash's sister and two other girls. Paige I'm not saying names. oh two other names two other girls two. other girls we'll call them Cheryl and. Carol so no Cheryl and Carol age and who. else and was one of them.

Paige yes one of them was Paige oh no. anyways we were all four in a hotel room. wait say who it all was again it was me. Cash's sister and two other girls. PA yes Paige was one of the other girls. okay anyways so we're all sitting there. you cash math her Cash's sister and no l. my sister L and one this no shut Lady. ladyy K cash no lady l no shut listen me.

Laney Paige and one other girl all right. now can I say it so um K Laney Paige and. another girl yes whose name is k or. whose name whose name is um Daniel. Daniel no I never kiss a Daniel I didn't. kiss Daniel no but we were all sitting. in this hotel room talking and we were. talking about how cash like messed with. me for the longest time and the two not. cash or sister but the other two girls. had been friends with cash before we.

started dating and they were like yes. everyone knew he was in love with you. and it was so annoying to watch him do. that and blah blah blah blah blah do. what who watch him do that do mean what. do you mean do that they they just knew. that you liked me but then you would. like mess around with other girls stop. saying mess around okay I I I just told. kid I couldn't you messed around I was. like I was like 17 I was like boy over. there by messed around she Kate means I. was 17 and I said I didn't want a. girlfriend and he went and he kissed. like 30 plus girls no no I kissed a. couple of girls a day I want those girls. to look down and look at what they.

kissed look at this I'm a real winner. y'all did well anyways finish the story. but we're all sitting there and CU we. were also talking about the other girls. and like guys they've kissed and stuff. yeah and Lanie goes. wait everyone in this hotel room has. kissed my brother what what the all of. us had kiss cash and she was like what. and yeah that was the story as we all we. were looking at each other we were like. we all have kissed cash what can I say I.

kissed a bunch of women and then I got. them all to still be friends with each. other no you kissed you kissed a bunch. of women and three of them were. friends nobody else I'm not friends with. anyone else you kissed you can't say. anything about haror playing games cuz. you you were the ultimate you were like. the a professional gamer she literally. asked me on the way here she's talking. about a guy and how he's he was playing. games with her and stuff and she's like. but it's okay cuz didn't cash do that to. you no that's not okay I don't condone. what I did but it worked out great.

honestly happily married it was honestly. fantastic so see but it it we name one. other person that you know that it has. worked out for like that and I bet you. can name 50 and Dad they played games. they why you playing games what's this. all about I don't think your parents. played games no they they did not my dad. my dad broke up with my mom well my my. parents broke up like apparently a bunch. of times before they got married they. were like off and on and off off and on. and off and on they were like 12 so yeah.

they were like 13 and like. 20 what no that weird not your dad. robbed the. Cradle what what's that supposed to mean. that means he she was 14 he was like 17. oh God no he was a senior in high school. and she was in eighth grade so it' be. like you dating a senior no it'd be like. you last year dating a senior oh my gosh. wow no what the heck did you do. Dad it's not I mean I was trying to.

defend it bro dad you're making this. real. hard what's this all about what are you. talking like what what what she wants to. be a musical so bad oh oh my gosh wait. wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. wait let me see this real quick okay. wait now stand up stand. up. why all right guys this is a cool. trick what's about to happen. here I'm going to show you a magic trick.

I'd rather you not no I a magician I. took your cards away for a. reason honestly I think she could still. get out yeah I can we'll see if I can. still get out cuz I am a magician yeah. this isn't really you being she look. like she should be like in a horror. movie cash how does this make you a. magician like running down a hallway now. you're in a straight jaet. she looks like she should be can you get.

out this is what we should we don't want. harer to get on her phone wait stand up. real quick I'm sure I. can no wait try to stand up now that was. bullying are you okay no you got it this. time you got it this. time stand up stand up cash don't do it. Oh my legs are.

short oh wow good try that's a shame. good try Harper those pants really don't. fit you that well do they pants you. don't fit at all big I got the smallest. size. too okay I'm back that was pretty good. dog oh my bad you look like you have. chicken wings with your elbows chick. wing chicken wing wing hot dog and. baloney chicken and macaroni terrible my. nose it just yeah you guys remember that. hot dog chicken wing chicken wing.

chicken wi chicken and macaroni you. remember that one you don't remember. that no yes you do do you remember that. yes I see it's a very we all just sang. it so we. remember hot dog in bone chick macaroni. CH Myck wa that was kind of cool yeah. that was she no she added the song and. it like rhymed said chilling with my. homie wait no that the song lyric that's. part of the song that is part of the. song I was kidding I do know the song I. actually know it way too well so oh for. a second I thought you freestyled really.

well chill my. homies wait guys do you think I can get. out of this yeah try I believe in you. you think try H try to get out of it. please try try okay you're just acting. weird please. stop you look so weird right now so. beyond weird all right I'm going to try. to get out of this jacket it's just. something I never thought I'd see wait.

no shot oh my gosh no shot oh that. worked that was very smart and. impressive wait M JD want to say he. sorry yeah can Gerald go away you're. acting like a. child why are you talking dinosur you. think the stuffed dinosaur is his. biggest problem right now one M MAV. accept his apology I'm sorry Harper do. something about that just hey my wig got. SN oh don't do that his wig.

smashed guys Gerald's not his only. problem right now he's wearing a dress. he blue hair Gerald's slowly dying on. the back end okay this stuffing is just. continuely falling out would you sad how. happy would you be if we got you another. one no you can't just replace someone. like that that's like me saying how. happy would you be if I just got rid of. your dog and replace it with another dog. that would be pretty i' be happy that to. my. dog I'm actually getting. out no I don't mean that he does guys.

let me tell you the story I don't mean. that Kenzie has a dog that's insane you. guys seen you guys probably seen on the. podcast good job ky's dog is like psycho. dog like it's like half dog half bunny. rabbit I'm not even kidding our two. friends came over and were watching it. in my backyard and it was just running. across the yard. going and they literally I come outside. and they go I've never seen a dog like. this and like MAV is going to get. married to keny which means it's now.

Maverick's dog and Maverick has to live. with the dog and now Maverick doesn't. like the dog no the dog I will deal with. that dog all day for that girl but that. dog I mean it's going to you. know it's going to need put down no it's. just it's not going away for a long time. I know it's. not I looked up how long they live they. live forever yeah unfortunately for M. the dog's only like two I'll be like 35. when it's dead oh no it's like a life. ser practic like the dog no I think yeah. I think it smells bad that dog does it.

smells exactly like Harper if I'm being. honest not the puppy oh not the puppy no. the big dog the white dog the puppy was. so cute but it's she smelled so bad SM. smella yeah we did have a puppy that we. named smella that thing that thing smell. smelly she was a smelly puppy I don't. know how one puppy carries so much sand. like I would walk out in a living room. guys like wake up in the mornings and. all I could smell was that dog it was so. bad e smell RS stunk she was stinky noit. guys let's watch watch let's act like.

our other or wait first first do I look. like the person from um no no no no no. from Spy. Kids yeah identical okay you just lot. oranger and now now let's act like now. now let's act like people different. people from set. out that wasn't very joyful no smells. it's clear we clear it smells okay.

that's not very llik I don't feel like. that was ladylike I don't feel like I. was we're done I don't feel like I was. playing my character all right we will. see youall next time bye bye oh I'm. sorry I ended the episode smella.