INSANE Kiss, Marry, Kill Game! pt 4
Kiss Mary, killate Harper. What the? You. can't ask. They just did. Look at me. now. Okay, I'll play the game, but we're. cutting it. Choose wisely. Okay, you're. killed. Sorry. You're a minor. You're. dead. Dead. This is going to hurt. Max. P. Okay. Okay. I got one for Kate. This one. better not be stupid, Kenzie. Cash, Maverick, and Alex. Oh. Oh, definitely. killing Cash. What the heck, man? You. got good. Yeah, you're going to be. cooked soon cuz your whole family's.
going to be dead. What? [Music]. What's up, guys? Welcome back to another. episode. Today, we are waiting on Kenzie. because she's late as always. And we are waiting on Harper because she. is pooping. Harper was changing. She. actually did go come out in a different. No, she was pooping. I literally smelt. it. I could smell. Look at her. She. knows, too. You got it. That's a look of. a guilty face. I was in my PC clothes. I. didn't have time to Guilty. Guilty as. Char. I swear. You got it. You're fine. Harper, your outfit's cute. It's all.
right. After I've been gone all day, like if you get defensive, you're just. going to look guilty. Yeah. Okay. I. pooped. Yeah, there it is. No, I didn't. I I swear I didn't. I almost wore that. sweater. Really? Yeah. Well, oh, Kenzie. arrived. Why is my start the podcast as. soon as I walked out of the room? Oh, yeah. Kenzie was supposed to be ready. Let's see. Uh, how much? 25 minutes ago. 24. Yep. 24. minutes. 24 minutes ago. with my workout. and I look absolutely insane. So, don't.
mind how I look this episode, please. Well, Harper, try this. Do you like Thin. Mints? You like Yes. I like Thin Mints. No. That. was like dart it at you so it it doesn't. I catch anything. Oh, these are like Oh my gosh. What. did I tell you the other day? What did I. tell you? I thought Whoppers are good, but give me one of those. No. No. What. did I tell you? Our top A-list candies.
He said Whoppers were one of the S tier. candies. What else? What else? Whoppers? Uh, come on, M. I mean, that was the. only one I really remember. No, I said. three candies. I said Airheads. Airheads. are Airheads. are Yeah, Airheads are It kind of sounds. like And. what? And what? Yes. No. This is literally the top two S. tier candies put together. A Whopper and.
an Andy's. A Whopper does not taste. anything. I'm going to eat all of those. I might just need to take everything off. because I'm sweating off all my makeup. Why? Cuz I Yeah, I You look cheer. No, I. uh went to PC, which is like another. workout thing. Hey, Kenzie, I'm going to. need that bag. Yeah. Could I have one? No. No. I really need that bag. I've. never had such good candy in my life. This is not candy. It's like a cookie. It's a cookie. Don't Don't hand it to. him, Kate. Okay. Wait, I just I just. need to see it for research purposes so.
I know what to buy after. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I buy groceries anyways and Kate. buys them. Oh, but let me see it. I. can't. Unfortunately. No, please. Just. let me see it, please. Could you throw. the No, you don't. Tell her to give it. to me. Unfortunately, if you take that. bag, she's going to be very mad. I just. need to eat one. I just need I'll give. you one. I need to hold the bag. I'll give you one. You like that guy. that was better catch it or it's going. to go on with your phone. Can you give. me one? A pebble. Yeah. Thank you. You.
brought the wrong snack on set today. Stop cash. How did I not intercept that? Because suck at those. Hey, yesterday we shot a music video and. Yes, we did. It was fire. Do your move. Do your move. I mean, I can't really do. it. I mean, if Cash wants to stand. there, I'll do it. Oh, but the moves. kind of hurts me. No, you'll be okay. It. would involve me getting hurt. The back. talk. No, not that one. No, the 619. That's not a 619. I don't know. What is. it? Uh, it's called a hurricane. Well,
the hurricane sounds painful. Uh, it'll be fine. It'll be fine. Just. stand there. Ready? I feel like we're. going to take out all the cameras. No, no, you just stand right here. Stand. back on that light. Well, here's a sneak. peek at our music video that we have. coming out in about uh I don't know, about three to four weeks. We have a. music video coming out. It's going to be. very great. It's on the Cash and. Maverick channel. That can y'all please. view it. So go subscribe to Cash. Maverick. It's a Harper Zilmer song.
starring Cash and Mav. What? Wait, what. is it? No. Harper Zilmer starring Cash. Maverick on the Cash and Maverick. YouTube channel. So you got to stand right there. Gosh. darn it. This is going to hurt. Wait, do. it this way. No, this way. It's going to. hurt you really bad. Wait. Okay, you're. just going to fall right there. Dude, don't be like this. You're wasting. time. People want to see it. Come on. All right. We got started so fast today. Just stand right around. This is going.
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there you go. Okay, Cash is about to. hurt really bad. Arms up. Ready? Got a. Barbie. Here we go. I don't feel like. you're ready with your stance. Ready? I'm ready, N. It really feels like. you're going to drop. Don't you worry, man. I'm ready. Okay, here we go. Ready? Stand up straight. Good posture. You're. not ready. I'm ready. I want to be. ready. Am I about to get hit? You need. to be like more like in a stance. All. right. I'm in a stance. Cash. My weight. is going to go all forward. You're going. to fall forward. I understand. Okay. I. understand. This is going to hurt you,
Cash. Here we go. Three, two, max pain. Okay. I'm not ready. I'm not ready. I'm. not ready. I'm not ready. I'm not ready. Just like that. I said I'm not ready. You said you were. ready. You kept going with the move. I'm. not going to lie. It looked kind of. romantic for a second there. You guys. were like swinging around his butt all. over my face like that. Y'all know that. that like little toy game, the monkeys. in the barrel with the little plastic.
monkeys. That was like a real life. representation of that when I used to. pull the monkey out and they were all. stuck together. That's what that looked. like. I need like a romantic edit of. that in slow motion. That was a bad. representation of our music video. Can I. show the move? No, you can't. Don't. You. guys will have to watch it. Well, I'm. going to watch it. No. Okay. Oh, it's. really good. I just can't wait. This is. actually the best music video we have. ever shot in our entire lives. It's full. of action, fighting, dirt bike jumps, a. lot of cool things. You're telling me. podcast? I think Maverick's kind of.
proud of his skills. I was pretty proud. of it. They were living their best life. I said he's watched that clip so many. times today. You're telling me you think. that music video is better than our than. our podcast song? That mean I mean that. doesn't take much to beat that one. But. this is an actual legit music video. The. best one we've ever filmed. Yeah. Well, well, you think it's better than your. engagement video? Oh, cuz I don't. I mean, it's definitely. full of more action. The action. I don't. know. There was a lot of action at the.
end of that one. Oh, there was. Sorry, Dad. Oh, yeah. I saw it. That was. weird. Don't watch the ending of that. different type of action. You know, the. views, you know, people like they click. back that it spiked at that point. No. Are you kidding me? I mean, that's. weird. I don't think so. I think it. dropped off. Sorry. I was trying I was trying to. throw the my bottle in the trash can, but then I realized the lid was closed. But yesterday, we did So, we were doing. the action movie music video and we were. like doing all sorts of like stunt.
scenes and my back is so sore. What the. What? Huh? Huh? I'm sorry. Are you guys. not sore from being like thrown on the. ground and stuff? I don't get sore. Yeah, we don't get sore. You're not. sore? No, I I didn't really do do. anything. I was just tied up in a chair. Oh, there's that. Don't spoil the video. You're right. You kicked a girl in the. face. Yeah, that part looks good. I. don't think I have it. Yeah. And Harper grabbed the girl's face. and smashed her into the counter twice.
She was like boom boom. Not actually. And then she took a bottle and smacked. it on her head. No, actually the girl. was unwell. And then and then for part of the video, Harper was supposed to slap the girl, fake slap the girl, and Harper actually. slapped the girl. The girl was like, "Oh." And Harper's like, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the girl was like, "Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm. fine. I'm fine." I was like, "I'm. sorry." She was I don't think she was. fine. It was It was really bad. Didn't. y'all have a conversation or did I misar.
this whenever she was saying that she. didn't actually want to be hit with the. bottle? Yes. Yes. She was like, she was. like, "Don't actually hit me with the. bottle." Trying to make it like on the. top of my braid so it doesn't actually. hit my head. And so that that makes. sense, but like does it really hurt that. bad when I hit you with the Well, that's. awkward. No, because I walked over and. was like, "H, grab the bottle and just. smack it right on her head." Yeah. And. she was like, "Okay, but make sure to go. behind my braid." And I was like, "Oh, okay." But I didn't go behind her braid. You didn't. You really just hit her. right in the face. Just a The whole.
entire time yesterday shooting this. music video. I'm not even kidding. I'm. pretty sure Kate and Kenzie like read. books the entire time. It was really. Kate was so cute. I saw her reading her. Hunger Games book and I just like wish. that I could do that, but I can't read. books. Yeah, Kate and Kenzie didn't. exactly have a cameo in it at all. I was. shopping. Yeah, shopping. Uh oh. That's. not good. No, it's not. I was using your. card, too. What the How do you have my. card? Well, I I used the shared card and. me and Kate bought the pink couch for.
our new video room. But you guys have a. pink couch. Nope. No. We wanted We. wanted one without a great divide in it. Wait. Yeah, y'all have a pink couch. Why. didn't y'all use that one? This thing. looks ghetto as heck. And mine and. Kate's videos need to be cutesy and not. ghetto. Yeah, you got to be kidding me. Y'all bought another pink couch. That is. crazy. We had to. We bought the same. one. Really? You bought the same one? Same. exact one. You could have just put a. pillow over it. Actually, actually, we. bought two. We did. We bought two. We. bought two couches just in case we had.
because you know this couch can't really. fit three people super comfortably. No, no, no, no, no. Time out. Time out. Why'd you buy two? For when like we have. three people in a bundle deal. We saved. money. No. Oh my god. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. It was buy two get one half. off. Dude, I've never seen deals. I. didn't know like percentages off and. stuff actually really got like real life. human beings until I met Kate. We were. literally in Target like 2 days ago and. she was like, "Oh my gosh, gosh, the. men's clothes are 30% off. You have to. buy it. It's circle week. I was like, "What? The clothes are they're still.
profiting off you. They're just marking. it high and then telling you it's a. percent off so you'll buy it and you. fall for it every time. But it's only. for one week." He thinks that because. Hobby Lobby He thinks Okay. Hobby Lobby. does get you. They have sales every. week. So once No. Every day. Well, I. know. Every week it's a new It's new. sales. Yeah. Yeah. But same Hobby Lobby. gets me. Hobby Lobby. It's like if you. go and you see a painting you like and. it's not on sale, check back next week. and it will be. But not all stores are. like that. Target doesn't just throw.
their clothes on sale. And you literally. were saying, "My jeans are too skinny. I. need new ones." And I said, "Well, why. don't you buy some now?" Yeah, my legs. got too massive. So, oh my god, I'm out. growing all my jeans. No, he got a. little chunkier. I got these jeans from Sheen. Oh, nice. And your sweater? Um, this is actually. uh from a fan. Really? That went to our. live show in New York. She gave it to. you. Mhm. She uh she mailed it. I know. I know. It's so sweet. I got it. yesterday from Brandy. Or like she.
mailed it from Brandy. A what? That's so. cute. Wait. K, don't you have the same. one? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Did you just. steal it out of my closet? Yeah. That. sounded like maybe a fake story. No. No. Don't look in your closet. I No, it's No. way. But like I I wouldn't do that. though. But no, she wouldn't. Obviously. not. I don't steal things. I buy my own. things. Kate steals things. Yeah, of. course. Yeah, right. Yes, of course. Uhhuh. Right. Can I Yeah. Okay. All right. Well,
did you steal the sweater? No. No. I. swear we can't have any amount of. silence. I was going to see if like we. could make like I wasn't going to talk. first. I was going to see if we can make. some awkward silence happen, but it just. didn't. Well, if we had awkward silence. Okay, this is weird. If we had awkward. sons, dude, it would be interrupted by Cash. No, not. by me. Oh, I can't wait to pop this. pimple when I get home.
What? Why do I feel like I've heard you. say that before? Why do you say that. every time you have a pimple? Cuz I. There it was. That's what it would be. interrupted by. Dude, seriously, that. sounded like a dying cat. That literally. sounded like honey. I have ideas. So, after the podcast, um, I'm going to get. Chipotle and then get the cinnamon. delight balls. Your mom did. I mean, that might have been the fattest thing. I've ever heard in my life. Okay. Wait, I thought those were from Taco Bell. Yes, they are. You're going to Chipotle. to act like you're skinny and you're. going to Taco Bell to get cinnamon.
delights? Yes. So, I'm getting That's. crazy. That is a crazy diet. I'm getting. Taco Bell. Huh? Taco Bell. Chipotle. chocolate. You know, the cinnamon. delights, those things are either hit or. miss. Every time I get one, they're. either they're either hard and. absolutely garbage or they're actually. fire. Dude, I love them so much. Do you. What pack do you get? The 12-pack. Oh, no. I'm usually a one pack girl. Yeah, that's not a thing. You get the 12-pack. You eat 12. You not eat 12. Not get the.
12 pack. There's no way you can eat 12. of those. I'll post 12 of them right. now. I mean, four is like an accomplish. Plus, a Chipotle bowl. Wait, but like No, there's It either. comes in two cinnamon delight balls or. 12. Is that No. Yes, it also comes in. four, doesn't it? No, it doesn't. No, two or 12 is crazy. I mean, I always. That is a crazy jump. It's like, would. you like two of these or 12? Do they. come with How about like five or four? I.
know. Last time I asked. Uh, no. Wait, is Wait, you don't know what a cinnamon. bun delight is from Taco Bell? No, I. don't. Oh my gosh. That has to be evil. They're so good. Something went wrong. You said it's a ball. Remember that? Like you don't know what it is either. Are you talking about the cinnamon? Oh. my goodness. I'm trying to act. skinny. Oh my goodness. Oh yeah. You. guys don't know what a cinnamon bar is. I don't like cinnamon rolls, so I've. never ordered. Wait, is that like the. There's the cinnamon twist. Okay.
I don't know. Okay. Is it a donut hole? Oh, is it a donut hole? Is it a donut. hole? It is kind of like a donut hole. though. But like it kind of is. I never. really thought that. Do you remember my. Taco Bell? No, it is a doughnut hole. pretty much. Just cinnamon on it and and. like and like the the cream inside. It's. different. Do you remember my my Taco. Bell phase? What? Do you remember that? I remember. So you're claiming you had a. taco. You're saying you have a Taco Bell. phase and you don't know what the. cinnamon bond delight balls is. No, I. don't. Yeah. That's insane. Do you know.
what a ball? You remember? I was always. like, "Can we get a Doritos Loco taco?". Yeah. And if you had a Taco Bell phase, you would know what a cinnamon bond. delight ball is. I'm not going to lie. Know everyone has always wanted a. Dorito. I've never had a taco from Taco. Bell. I only had the cinnamon delight. Definitely some mystery meat. I've never. ate a Taco Bell. Never had any of those. I can't eat lettuce or anything. I'm. allergic, dude. There's this thing on. like the secret menu there. Oh my gosh. What's it called, bro? Um chicken. Oh. Uh chicken wrap.
Alex, what's it called? Grilled chicken. flatbread is it's on the menu. The. grilled chicken flatbread a. taco on the menu. No, it's not on the. menu. I've looked,000. Alex would know. it's on the menu. What is that supposed. to mean? Did give us a freak is that. supposed to mean? Wait, you were with me. when this happened. We parked in the. parking lot of Taco Bell and Alex was. like, "I'm going to go in there and grab. something real quick." And we're like, "Okay." He comes back and he's like, "Oh." The lady was like, "Man, I've. never seen your body before. You just. keep coming through the drive-thru.". Dude, apparently he had gone to Taco.
Bell like every single day that month. Yeah, he did. He goes, "The lady told. me, "Wow, you finally decided to come in. the store." I was like, "That's crazy.". That's a crazy comment from a Taco Bell. worker. No, you know what? I was going. to Oh, yeah. Yeah. I can't wait to go to. either like Jack in the Box when I get. home. Dude, what is Did your mom really. She's just on the run right now. Did. your mom tell you that you have to stay. here a little bit later? Yeah, that's. fine. Okay. How long? Probably like 4. hours. Okay. Wait, what are you guys. doing? Let's just stay the night. A.
secret. A secret room? Are y'all. building a secret room? Wait, wait. What. are you guys doing after the pod? It's a. secret. It's a secret. What are y'all. doing? Tell us what you're doing. You're. literally It's literally an interview. Yeah. Wait, how long? How long? Like an. hour? It'll probably be about an hour. Oh, I'm sorry. Don't worry about it. Yeah. No, Jack in the Box for you. No, I. Maybe we can order a 12-pack. What about. what about Arby's? Cinnamon. I don't. know if that's enough for them. I like. shorts at Arby's. I've never had Arby's.
or Jack in the Box. Yeah, we're going to. like give them a cinnamon. We're going. to turn them around. They're going to be. gone. They're going to be like, "We. never had any of those.". I want to order them right now. Actually, I If you order them, they'll. probably be here by the time you're done. filming. Oh, here she goes. Oh, wait. Harbor, if. you order it, you get a 12-pack. For. real. I am going to get a 12-pack. Wait, what? If the only places to eat were. Jack in the Box, Arby's, and Taco Bell, and you had to order a meal, where would. you go? Those are the three most down.
bad restaurants ever. Jack in the Box cuz it has burgers, I'm. pretty sure, and pizza. Do they? Jack. No, Jack in the Box has like everything, not pizza. Do you guys ever post the. video where you guys pooped in the. McDonald's? No. Oh, heck no. Not we, by. the way. Kate, just Kate pooped in the. McDonald's. Ordering my cinnamon bun. delights. That's crazy that I did that. and didn't even post the video. Pooping. in a McDonald's on the floor and not. posting the video. I mean, first off, that's just vile to do in the first. place, let alone to not post the video.
Didn't actually poop. It was a wet paper. towel that looked Oh my gosh. You know. what it does say? A dozen warm doughnut. holes dusted in. See? Donut holes. Donut. holes. M. Oh, you would know they're. donut holes, wouldn't you? You said. they're balls. That was suspicious. You. knew they're donut holes cuz they're not. cut out of a donut. I don't think. Don't. be suspicious. They're like their own. crust. Donut holes aren't kind of. donuts, are they? Yeah. Yes, they are. Oh my gosh. Did you Oh my gosh. I wish. we had a mic on Alex. Alex just goes, "Donut holes don't come from donuts.".
Alex, how do you think the hole in the. donut gets there? You know what donuts I. actually really like? He's looking it. up. Okay. Yeah, but wait, if I think. about it, what if he's right though? He. watched him. Have you ever seen the. cream filled donuts that don't have a. hole? Yeah. They got to punch a hole in. the donut to get the hole. Okay. Yeah, but how do you know that? I watched them. do it at the Shiplies in my town. The. shipluts are not generally cut out at. other donuts. Thank you. Yes, they are. Generally, maybe at those jank donut. places, but at Shipley's where they make.
good donuts. Yeah, I started thinking. about it and I was like, I'm pretty sure. they make them in like little rings and. then they just. give you heard of Shipley's. Alex, that. place sounds crazy. Like, I think this. is enough doughnut talk. Let's play a. game. Yeah. No, no game. Kiss kill. No. All right. Who wants to go first? Oh my gosh, I. forgot. Yes. Kiss Mary Kill. Taco Bell, Jack in the Box, or what was the other. one? I said Arby's. Taco Bell. No, that's that's not really a fun one. Maverick, I would like to answer. Thank.
you. Mary Taco Bell. What? You're doing. this? Okay. Who you killing? Arby's. Oh, for sure. Yeah. And I'll kiss Jack. That. doesn't sound right. All right, Maverick. Kiss Jack in your. box. I got a good one. Maverick, kiss. Mary. Kill. Wait, I want to do one. Okay. What? Can I do one? Yeah, I was. gonna ask you one. Okay, you can go, I. guess. No, you can go first. That's. fine. Okay. Kiss, Mary, kill. Let's see. The first one is going. to be You don't even have it. No, I.
don't. All right. Yeah, it's on the way. First one's going to be Chucky. What the kill? I look like Chucky. You. going to kill Chucky? I'll kill Chucky. right now before I even know the rest. I. don't know what else is left. I don't. care. I'll kill Chucky now. Okay, Chucky. is dead. A tall white. A tall white. No, no one knows what a tall white is. Yeah, I don't know what that is. What is. that? It's the alien chase song. Oh my. gosh. I was just going to say that. I'm. not kidding. I don't think people even. watch ET anymore. ET looks like a.
popsicle. You did like the last one. We. will do what's something violent. What? Something that would kill you. What the. Oh, those little girls. The two twin. girls. I know. From the shiny How about. the marshmallow men from Ghostbusters? I. love those things. No. No. Shining. girls. The shining girls. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Uh I watch The Shiny so many times. Kiss, Mary, kill. Oh. Oh, I guess. Kiss. the shin. Marry the shiny girls. I don't. know who those are. Oh, you've been. dead. You're dead. You don't even have.
time. You gave me children. Pass it on. Not children. What the heck? Yeah. You're either in jail or dead. Like. Yeah. You don't even have time to kiss. ET. That was messed up. What the All right. Bye, Maverick. Kiss Mary Kill Kinsey. Kate Harper. What the You can't ask. They just did. Look at me now. Cash, first off, his head. There's no not optional. Harper, we can't. This is cut. Cut this.
No, it's in. We're not doing Kiss Mary, kill Harper, Kate, Kenzie. Yeah, we are. Watch it. Let's go. I'm not doing that. Play the game. No, I'm not. Oh my gosh. Just play the game. This is getting cut. We're not cutting this. Play the game. Okay, I'll play the game, but we're. cutting it. Choose wisely. Okay. Yeah, we can't put this out. That's crazy. What's wrong with cutting it? I'm Okay, you're killed. Sorry. You're a minor. You're dead. Dead. Did you see that. coming, Harper? No, I thought I was. Never mind. Just buddy. Sorry. Keep. going. Wait, what the freak did you. think? Because you're a child. Yeah, you.
just acted surprised. Obviously, he's. going to kill you. Yeah. No, I know. that. I I I I knew that. You Okay, just. making sure that you knew that. Alex is. telling us to stop. All right. Well, I. can't I can't continue. You got two. left, bud. I'm going to turn off the camera. I mean, how why how's he even thinking. about it right now? I'm going to marry. my wife, obviously. That means I have to. kiss your wife. Hey, don't kiss my wife. That was messed up. Why'd you say that? You made me kiss your wife. Can't look. at him while he's saying, "Oh, yeah. You.
know what? Well, then I'm going to. kiss." No. Kiss Mary Kill. No, you're. not. Yeah, I am. I'm going to marry. Kenzie. Kiss Mary K. How do you like. that, M? Kiss Mary K. How do you like. that? Kiss, Mary, kill Harper's mom. Kiss Alex. Harper's mom. Your. mother-in-law. Oh my gosh. Or our mom. Oh my god. Mom's. Harper. How do you feel that he might. kiss or marry your mom? What the killer? He might kill your mom. Who knows? Hey, and your your dude. Your mother. Anybody. mom's here right now? Your mother-in-law. could be watching this. That would put.
you on very bad terms. Okay. Well, let. me just tell you first off right here. No, I'm killing my mom. What the You. can't You can't. She She lived a good. life. Oh, wa. I'm sorry. She was your. mother. She was a good woman. All right. Uh, moving on from that. Wait, you. killed her? You killed your mom? What do. you want me to do? Freaking marry? What? Like, what? Well, I didn't expect you to. kill her, right? Okay. Well, she's dead. Who are the other two? Harper's mom and. your mother-in-law. Harper's mom and. Kate's mom. Mhm. I don't want I guess I. know. I have I have the game after this. Just I'm going to I'm going to I I'm.
going to have to kiss my stepmom. Your. stepmom? No, she's not your stepmom. You. don't have a step mom. She's your. mother's mom. Oh, mother-in-law. I'm. going to kiss my mother-in-law. Okay. And then I'm going to uh I'm going to. marry your mom, Harper. So, yeah, you're. grounded. Oh, Bronwin Baker. That. doesn't sound right. Yo, yo yo yo. Ew. Stop. No, we're done with that one. Guess. Okay, I have a new game. I have a. new game. Guess what my dasher's name. is? Oh, you actually ordered to find Is. it a man? Yes. Yes, it is a man.
Muhammad. Close. Oh, really, dude. Okay. Everyone in his name is Muhammad. What? Maris. No, it starts with a J. Oh, what? Joehammed. Jared. Jimmy. Oh, did I say. Joe? No. Keep going. Uh, Gerald. Dude, if Jarvis, I don't think we're. just going to randomly guess the name. Give us another hint. Jason, did you. just say Muhammad? Cuz the last like. week you've had like three Door Dash. drivers name that. No, I've had three. Listen, right now we're playing this.
game. Also, dude, shout out to Muhammad, bro. You suck, man. You I No, he sucks. Yeah, he sucks, dude. What? Actually, yeah, you do suck. Yeah, Mohamd sucks, man. I don't know your last name, but I. should I should I find his last name. right now? No, no, no. I'm going to tell. them all his number. That's what I'm. going to do. He was trying to take. That's doxing. That's doxing. What is. that, bro? That's illegal. And you'll go. to jail. Could we number? Well, I'll. just accidentally drop my phone and. people will see it. Right. You don't.
You don't know what he did to me. What. did he do? This car salesman. Okay. Oh, the one who sold the buses. No, no, that. one's that one. Cut that. Cut that. No, no, no. You don't got to cut it. He. knows what he did. A lot of drama. Oh my. god. Listen, these are grown men. They. can hold up to their mistakes. This car. salesman, guess what he did? I'm looking. for a truck to buy. I go on Facebook. Market. I see my dream truck. The truck. I've always wanted. I'm like, "All. right, bet. I'm going to buy it.". Muhammad is this guy's name. Works at. some dealership. Muhammad Ali. Is that.
Who's that again? He was a boxer. His. name was Muhammad Ali. Um, no. And then. I was like, "Hey, man. Uh, I want this. truck. Like, is it still available?". He's like, "Yeah, it's still available.". I was like, "All right, well, what's. your dealership's address?" He sends me. the address and it is an hour away. And. I was like, "Okay, well, that's fine. Well, Matt, you want to go with me? We'll go pick up this truck." Matt was. like, "Well, just call him to make sure. he still has this truck." And I was. like, I called him and I was like, "Hey, man. Uh, you still have this truck? Also, can you do like uh 45,000 on it. because I can just go get the money and.
then make sure we have the check the. bank gives me the check so I can give it. to you. And he was like, "Oh, no, man. We we'll work out a price when you get. here." I was like, "Oh my gosh, man. Just tell me the price so I can get the. check." He didn't want to tell me the. price. I get there and he hands me off. to his little buddy. He's like, "Hey, I'm actually uh I'm kind of sick right. now, so my buddy's going to take care of. you." And they sit me down at the desk. and they're like, "So, what type of. truck are you looking for?". I was like, "Did I not uh the one that I. came here to purchase?" And he was like, "Oh, yeah. We'll just pull that right.
around here for you." And they pull. around a different truck. And I was. like, "That's not the truck I asked. for." And this man made me drive 1 hour. That's crazy. And an hour back to see a. truck that he did not have for sale. because he wanted to sell me on a random. truck. And then he calls me after I. leave and he was like, "Hey, man.". Because his friend, this was crazy. His. friend was rob his number. Yeah, his. friend was the one showing me the truck. So, I didn't even go back inside to see. this Mohamad guy cuz his friend was the. one showing me the truck. I just left. And then Mohamad calls me like Rise were.
pulling out of the lot. And he was like, "Man, why'd you leave so early, man? We. were going to hook you up with the truck. today. Why'd you leave so early?" I was. like, "You didn't have my truck." I was. like, "Oh, I left because you didn't. have the truck you said you had." He's. like, "Oh, no, man. That truck sold. That truck sold 30 minutes before I got. here, man." I mean, just 30 minutes. 30. minutes ago, man. I said, "No, man. You. haven't had that truck in two months. That listing was two months old. You. never had that truck." He's like, "No, man. It's not like that. It's not like. that." And then also his buddy told us.
the truck sold that morning and he tried. to tell us the truck sold 30 minutes. before. Yeah. Whatever. Okay. Well, just. kill him with kindness. I feel like I. kind If it wasn't illegal, I'd say go. for y'all haven't guessed my Door. Dasher's name. And I'm Joh. Close. It's four. Four letters starts. No. Four. Juan. Four letters. Starts. with a J. Wait. What do you say? Jan. Yes. You got it. Han. Bringing the Devon.
delights, man. Juan. Juan. Should we. invite him on the pod when he gets here? Yes. Yes. Invite him on the pod. We'll. play Kiss Mary and kill with him. Kiss. me and kill. Me, me, or me? You have to do it all. Well, you did. You do it as he drops off. Let's ask. him. Kiss very kill or for cake candy. No, wait. Hey, track his location cuz I. don't want him to just leave it at the. door. No, I am. Don't worry. Okay. I. want to meet him at the door. He's at. the store right now. We're actually. going to ask this man to come on camera.
Yes, I am. Stay tuned. Podcast. Yes. Wait, is he Hispanic? Yeah. What if he. doesn't speak English? We need Michael. to come over here to translate. I think. he'll speak English. He and he'll If. not, bring him on anyways. Well, I mean, I'm guessing he's uh he speaks. They. literally did this on I Carly. What? They what? They brought their pizza. delivery guy on their one of their Oh, that's what we're about to do today. Yo. yo, welcome to the final show. Well, you. can message him, can't you? Oh, yeah. I. can message you. Come inside, please.
He's like, I'm here. Please come inside. If you don't mind, No, it's fine. Okay. Upstairs. Wait, y'all should do a short. like that where you're like using the. restroom. You're like, please come. inside. Go straight forward, turn left. into the first door on your left and. they deliver it to the bathroom and then. they're on the toilet on my pink. Oh my. gosh, that would be insane. Like. actually, what if down? What was the. game you said you had? They're on the. way. Oh. Uh, that was it. Wait, y'all. didn't do Kiss Mary Kill yet. Oh yeah.
Kiss Mary Kill. What are you doing? Um, okay. I got one. Uh, Kiss Mary Kill. Um, wait, who's it. for? Well, I was in the middle of it. That's. why I would if you wouldn't interrupt. me. All right. Yeah, but who's it for? Okay. Uh, Kiss Mary Kill for uh Kenzie. or uh Yes, Kenzie. Uhhuh. All right. Kiss Mary Kill. Um Kate's dad. Um. Bronwood's dad or I mean Harper's dad or. uh my dad. Wait, who's this for? Kinsey.
Oh god. This is This is not okay. Kate's. dad, my dad, and Harper's dad. What. about her dad? Oh man. cooked, babe. Your parents watch this every episode. Better believe it. Wait, did they. actually? Every episode. Oh my god. Hey, mom and dad, text me. Text me uh the word. uh Target. If you see this episode, I. don't know if they actually watch every. episode. We're about to find out. Will.
Here we go. I knew they at one point. I. don't know. All right. Okay. Kate's dad. So, I'm pretty much asking you in case. you're wondering, who is the hottest. dad? Let's see who she says. That's not. necessarily Yeah. Let me rephrase it, Kenzie. Who is the hottest dad? Rating. of one to three. My dad or. dad kill. Yeah. Okay, fine. Just play. your way. Whatever. Your way. I don't. think she's playing her way at all with. these options. Okay. Uh I can kiss him. on the cheek. Yes. No. Okay.
Then you can't do that. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, you can. If that's the. case, I wouldn't have killed my mother. Okay. She didn't die for nothing. Why. would you even suggest that? Yeah. Well, then I would have to kill y'all's dad. What? Cuz technically now he's like sort. of my dad. If anything, that's the. closest thing to kissing Maverick. Yeah. Basically the same. I don't think I. don't I would not say that's true at. all. Both of their names is are James. Yeah, we had the same name and the same.
nose and the same blood. So, it's pretty. much the same thing. I don't think that. that's No, you're killing my dad. I'm. I'm struggling, Kate. I need help. Would. you kill. James? I love you to death, James, but. you're my father-in-law, so yeah. Dang. Y'all both killing my own dad. My mom's. dead and my dad's dead, too. Now, our. parents got cooked. Honestly, your. parents are probably like, "Thank. goodness they said that." All right, Kenzie, what's your lineup? Come on. Okay. Um, Kiss Kate's dad and marry.
Harper's dad. You kissed my dad. Wow. Dude, Harper's parents are a hot. commodity, right? just keep getting. married because they're like the least. close. Like I don't know cuz we're all. family and they're like on the outside. of like not family. So it's like Yeah. Wow. Really closer to the outside, didn't you? No. Say that. Okay. I got. one for Kate. Oh gosh. Okay. This one. better not be stupid. Kenzie, I want. entertainment. Cash Maverick and Alex. Oh, Cash Maverick and Alex. Wait, who's.
up for Oh, what's it going to be? Definitely killing Cash. What the What. the What the heck, man? You got cooked. I'm dead. Yeah, you're going to be. cooked soon cuz your whole family's. going to be dead. What? Your mom's dead. You're now dead. And now I'm dead, too. You're about to inherit a lot of money. I'm still alive. Yeah, Kinsey's alive. Oh, and your sister. I say I'm sure. she'll die soon. No. Uh, okay. Mary Cash. Thank.
you. You chose to do that twice. Did it once. You do it again. I feel like I can't. make eye contact. I can't even make the. same mistake twice. Come on, Kate. Look. at Mav and Alex when you when you off. them. Come on. Look at me. Look at when. you off them or you kiss him. Have the. decent. No matter what, you look them in. the eye. Yes. Look at M in the eye and. say, "Kiss M." Okay, maybe don't know. I. mean, that's kind of weird. We all know. she's killing me. The gun's already. loaded. The bullets are in the gun. This. is true. Like M. I said bang bang.
Well, M. Sorry. Okay. Sorry, Alex. Don't. kill Mav. I'd kiss you, Alex. Hey, Alex, don't kiss my wife. Say. messed up. Who's asking these questions? Give me one. I haven't got one. Okay. Okay. Okay. Wait. Kiss, Mary. Kill. Honey. What the? No. No. Not animals. That's weird. No, that's pretty weird. Has bad breath. Okay. Honey. No. Not. everyone even knows Honey. Listen, honey. I actually met some fans at. Sephora and they're like they're like do.
a prank on K and steal honey. I was like. oh my gosh that would be so crazy. I. know. I was like no I would get shot. Yeah, she'd lose it. So kiss Mary kill. honey. A person who's been dead for. exactly two weeks. What the? Yep. Or you're comparing honey to a dead. corpse. That's about how bad she smells. Yes. That that she's up there with that. Oh my gosh. That's crazy work. her little brother. More cash. What the?
You better kill me. That's the only one. she made a face to. I don't know what to. do. That was kind of insulting. Okay. Also, you better kill me. Just kill me. Yeah. Kill C. Thank you. Kiss Kiss. Honey. Marry the corpse. Wow. Yeah. Okay. Why is my talk about a lonely. life? Yeah. When's Wang in here? Honey. 52 to 557. Hey, nobody asked me one. Oh, yeah. We did. I had to kill my own mom. Never mind. I don't want to do that. again. Okay. Kiss Mary. Kill.
the red ninja turtle. No. Mavs are. stupid. What? The red ninja turtle. Yeah. What? How would you kiss that? You. have no lips. Oh, her name is Addie. The. girl sweater. Her name is Addy. Thank. you, Addie. A, that was kind of you, Addie. Very. Okay. All right. I said we. got to come up with something very funny. for when Juan gets here. Kiss Mary Kill. Juan. Okay. What Kiss Mary Kill should. we ask him? Me, you, Alex. And he's like, "No, little girl." What. the? What? Oh god.
And then he just points out when he says. it. No, I'm going to ask him that. I'm going. to be like, "All right, man. So, kiss. Mary kill. Do you know how to play the. game?" He's probably going to be like, "No." Then we're going to explain the. game to him and we're going to ask him. Alex. Are we good to go mobile? No. You. should set us up on a camera to go. mobile instead. No, you can't put the. camera in the man's face when he answers. the door. You can't send him on the. lights. I mean, what? Just hand kiss. Some Door Dash drivers be like showing.
up in their pajamas, too. Like, they're. like, imagine Door Dash and you just. hand the driver just, "Hey, you hand the. house. Hey, here's your Cinnamon Bond. delights. All right, Kissberry, kill me, my brother, and my cousin." No, no, you're opening the doories and you're. like, "Be a guest on my podcast." Wait, what if this guy That's like picked up. Oh, let's go, baby. That's like. definition of a podcast. Wait, what if. this guy? What if this guy's dangerous and we're. just inviting him into our house? Yeah. What if he like looks around at all our.
camera equipment? He's like, I'll be. back here. He just starts casing the. place. That would be bad. Well, maybe we. shouldn't invite a stranger into our. house. But don't worry, I have fighting. skills after yesterday. I can take out a. No, you don't. You just put your butt in. my face. Did you kind of feel though? Did you kind of feel like you felt a. smell? A strong smell. No. After. yesterday, did you kind of feel like you. could beat someone up? Matt, I already. know I can beat someone up. Like, it was. fake fight scenes, but I felt pretty. cool. Come on, Kate. Stand up. Me? You. can beat up Kate.
I've been getting my arm muscles big. What? Kate has been She's been working. out. Can you do four push-ups? All. right. Yeah, let's do a push-up check, Kate. We've been doing push-up checks. with Kate every couple months on the. pod. So, I just had a push-up. Yeah. Let's see what you're at. She started at. negative. Wait, can you do more than one. now? I think so. Whoa, that's an. improvement. I think she did two before. last time. So, let's see if you can hit. three. Okay. All right. Come on. You got. this. Oh, come on. No. All right. Let's see it, Kate. Three. push-ups. Oh my gosh. You should not do.
that to your spine. That sounded. horrible. So, I needed to get warmed up. Hey, do it this way. Why does it keep. popping, you know? All right. I did hit. arms today. Yeah. Okay. We Come on. Yeah. Do the thing. No. Do it this way. so they can see. That's good. Right. there. Put your No. Why would you do it. that way? No. What are you doing? Was. fine. There you go. Like this. All. right. Nose touching the ground. Yeah, three of them. Yeah, you were fine the. other way, too. Let's see it. I don't. know if my nose is touching the ground. Yeah, nose has to touch the ground. There you go. All right, let's go. One. Come on. Oh my god.
Come. on. Three. Go. Go. Do a fourth. Do a. fourth. K. What? I'm actually so proud. of that. Do four. Push. Push. You're so close, Kate. That was like. three and a half at least. Can you even. do that many? Yeah, I can. Yeah, that was But that took some. serious work. Good job. That was good. I. can't. Wow. I mean, Kate, I am. impressed. I mean, me, too. Like, genuinely, to what do you owe the.
credit? Is it working out, losing. weight? What is it? It's not that guy. Well, you know, I was her trainer, so. her trainer. I probably should get all. the credit. Oh, really? No, actually, special thanks to uh Jared at our gym. He he told me what the Yeah. One time. one time I was trying to do push-ups and. obviously I couldn't at the time and. Cash Cash is like standing over me for. like 30 minutes trying to get me to do a. push-up and I just like physically could. not do it. And Cash is like, "No, like. this. You have to push like this." And.
the guy pretty much just standing above. Kate like, "Yeah, you're cook. I mean, you'll never get this." He walks over. and he's like, "Why don't you start. trying to do push-ups on the wall. first?" This is how he told Kate. Kate. was so weak. He told her to do a train. like this and it worked. I'm getting. deja v like I remember start like this. and I slowly I got off the wall and now. I do push-ups on boxes. How many. push-ups can you do, Kenzie? I don't. know. Let's see. Cuz I don't even know. if you can beat three. Wait, you can. also what I used to do is take a rubber.
band and put it on the squat rack and. use that to like help you like assisted. push-ups. Yeah. No, I I do like elevated. push-ups right now. Well, whenever you. work your way down to the ground, then. you can do elevated or assisted. push-ups. Yeah. All right, come on. I I'm not wearing the correct shirt. What is that even? Just do a push-up. You're going to Okay, I'm going to do it. sideways, though. I need to see the clip of me. from however many months ago where I. tried to do one the first time. It's. been a while since I did a push-up,
actually. All right. Well, your nose has. to touch the ground. It took me like six. months to get three. So, okay. If you. don't do at least three, you're going to. be very embarrassed when you watch this. back. She'll do She'll do three. Here we. go. One. Oh, no. Two. Her form is pretty. good. Three. Four. Oh my gosh. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Eight. No. Nine. 10. You can't stop. 11. Get to 20. No.
matter what. Don't stop. 13. How? How is. this physical? Oh my gosh. 20. Come on. 20. 20. 16. Oh my gosh. 17. That's crazy. 19. Come on. So tired. That was impressive. That was. crazy. Now I need to try. Well, well. Oh.
my gosh, that was absolutely ridiculous. That was so bad. Get it? I didn't want. to try. I just want to fart in your. face. Fair warning. Fair warning. I'm so. dizzy. I'm going to like me like two for. one maybe. Yeah, but but like my. cinnamon delights are Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let's see if you can beat 20. No, I mean. Han's going to get here and stuff. So, what the No, I I'll watch your we'll see. how many you can do. I'll watch Juan. When I first started dating Mav Oh, he's.
actually almost here. Yeah, I'm telling. Yeah, he'll be here in like two minutes. Yeah. So, so there's like no reason. Yeah. Yeah. No, I don't think you're. going to last two minutes anyway. Yeah. Okay. When I first started dating Mav, here we go. Oh. One, two, one. What? You can do it. Push up. Push up. Push up. Three. One. Four. One. Two. One. Hawaiian. Hawaiian. Stop. I can't even.
go down to the ground with my nose. Like, you got it. When you go to your nose, it's like so I feel like I could do more. if I didn't have to do nose to the. ground. Juan's here. Let's go. Jan. Wait, no. His name is Jan. Oh gosh. Are. you okay? Oh my gosh. It's J U A N. Yeah, it's. okay. It's Juan. It's not an English. word. Oh well, the J is pronounced then. why do they spell it in English letters, dude? What? In Spanish they pronounce. Okay, he's here. I I got to go. Okay,
let's go ask him if he wants to come on. our podcast. Say, but tell him that. we're not some weird people. Did he just. say why is it spelled with English. letters? Yes. Does he think they have. different letters? Well, while we wait. for them, let me show you how well I've. gotten at my new trick. Remember I told. you guys I was doing this in the middle. of the night? Oh, yeah. I would love to. see an update. Oh, you've been. practicing? Oh, wait. Do you not put your head on the ground? No. Oh, wow. You hold it up with your. elbows.
Oh, wait. Wow. I got better. That was pretty good. Thanks. Do you remember my fingernail. that cracked in half? I need oxygen. Yes. The top of it just came off. Oh, I. think I'm sweating. I am sweating. I've. been working out too much on this. episode. Going to put it right here. How. you You did like four push-ups and I. just did an elbow stand. Oh, I mean, you. must be going through. Let me tell you. cuz I forgot to finish. When I first. started dating Mav and we were like. talking about social media and he was. like, "Yeah, you can make your own.
channel and stuff." I was like, "Oh, maybe I can make a channel and like post. like workout stuff." And he laughed in. my face. Why? He's like, "You can't do. that. No one will follow you." And I was. like, "Okay." I didn't say that. I just. said that's a bad idea. Well, it is a. very niche audience and it doesn't fit. into our lifestyle because we go to the. gym for like literally 30 minutes to an. hour and the rest of our day is spent. with like content for you guys. And. maybe you'd like workout content, but. we're not those people. No, I hate.
working out. I hate it. You went on a. run the other day. I hate running. I. forced him. I like begged him for 20. minutes. I actually was like really. surprised that you went. I was proud. I. was like, "Wow, Matt got up and went.". Why should I ever do that again? It was. horrible. Listen, I'm down to workout if. it's like a basketball workout or. jiu-jitsu or something fun. But going. and just moving heavy metal things back. and forth is so boring. Like it's just. it's so boring. Are you agreeing, Alex? So fun. It's kind of like a mind like a.
mind challenge. I don't even know. Like. Kenzie the other day, first of all, Kinsey literally didn't run for like six. months straight and then just busted out. three miles out of nowhere. Okay. I. would like I'm I'm I'm embarrassed that. I was associated with You did it, too, though. No, I didn't though. That's Are. you out of your mind? I ran one mile and. then I walked and then I ran a quarter. So, I ran like a quarter, one and a. quarter, maybe one and a half. Well, you. still ran. I know, but I never run. But. I was like, I'll go on a run with Kinty. Did you leave her behind? Where's Juan? Juan took Harper. Come here. Come on. Let's go. No. Wow. Why are you get the.
dog? Come on, Juan. Go over the stairs. Juan. said no. But I'm not going to lie. I. thought he was going to say yes because. homeboy was in a Hawaiian fit head to. toe with a with a gold chain. I was like. these crazy glasses. Oh, wait. He did. He said no. No, he looked so cool, too. I'm not kidding. Gold chain. I mean, it. sounds like he looked like you tell him. our channel. Well, no. I was right, ma'am. Okay. All right.
What are you doing? I mean, how many. people does it take? No. And I was. right. I said, "Hey, man. We have a. podcast uh we're filming right now. You. want to come say hi?" He was like, "No. English." I was like, "Knew I should. have had Michael come over." And then he. pulled up Google Translate on his phone. Have one. And I said, I asked him if he. wanted to come on the pod and he was. like, speak English? No. And then he was. like, "Uh, I can't. I'm in a rush right. now working." I was like, "No." He. probably had like another order to pick. up and stuff. Are you eating her food? It's fine. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I want one. She can't eat a 12-pack. I don't care.
what she says. Do you want the inside? I'm good. I want to try it. M I haven't. had one in forever. Looks just like a. donut hole. Oh, there's stuff inside of. it. Yeah. Are you sure you don't want Oh. my gosh, Kenzie, stop acting like you. don't know what it is. What is this. cinnamon? Is it super cinnamony? I Oh, she hates cinnamon. Yeah, it's more. sugar. There's not really cinnamon. Mhm. I don't know if I trust that. Man, that. those are banging, man. No. Are I don't. even taste cinnamon. It's just sugar. Mhm. Want more, ma'am? I'll take one more.
The people listening are like, "Can. y'all stop?" were just like I was like. didn't find the light, dude. Yeah, it's. just going to hurt your stomach. I'm so. I'm so sad because when he rolled up, I. was like, "Oh, he's coming on." I mean, he was dripped out. Honestly, if it. wasn't 6:00 and probably not a dinner. rush. That's true. He would have missed. out on so much money if he came up here. No, pod. We're ordering food again. We'll get one one day. Imagine every podcast from now on. We. order Postmates.
And please. Yeah. Next, we're shooting. another episode after this. I say we. order Postmates and see if that Uber. driver will We have to. And then I say. whoever comes on, we give them $100. Yeah. Yeah. All right. You got 100. bucks? No. Well, I guess they get nothing then. Maybe a shout out. Wait, did you show. them our channel? No, I I said it on. Google Translate. I mean, who knows what. I said translates to, but so I don't. really know. But and he was like he was.
like he listened to it. He listened to. it and then he was. like no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He was like he's like. yeah yeah no he's like oh that's funny. man that's funny. When we the times. we've gone down to like Cancun or the. when we went to the Dominican Republic. the people there like obviously English. is not their first language but they're. always the funniest to me. They are mad. Do you remember the ones that were. friends with us until they got mad at. us? Wait, who got mad at us? When you. went too far out in the ocean. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that was when we got kicked out of. Mexico. Yeah. Wait, recently? Yeah. We're not welcome back for six years. You probably don't know this. We went to. Mexico and they kicked us out. Yeah. Of. Mexico. Well, out of the resort. I mean, out of the beach of Mexico. Okay. They wanted us to swim back to. Wait, give this Have you already told. the story on the podcast? We did. forever. It's actually one of like our. like we told the story like literally. like a year and a half ago on the pod. So yeah, it was like it we said it like. right after it happened. It's titled We. got kicked out in Mexico. Yeah. Wait, it.
was Yeah, we filmed so many episodes. Yeah, dude. Can you believe we're almost. 200 episodes deep? Yeah, we're on like. 170 episodes or something like that. We. just had the 100th episode party. Do we. need to have a 200th episode party? Probably soon. I say on the 200th. episode party, we do something big. Have. a 7 mil party with just my friends. A 7. mil, y'all. Here on the pod. Oh, yay. Wait, what do you mean? Oh, on Tik Tok. Yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, I see. But no, 7. million is like rounding up to 10 mil,
right? So it's like the wind up process. And so like two years ago I had zero. Now I'm at seven mil. Yeah, it makes. sense. That's why you throw a party. rounding up from what? What? Seven like. rounds to 10. But it doesn't. Yeah, it does. Hold on. Yeah. Yeah, it. does. From zero. No. Seven and a half. Seven and. 7,51,000 would round to 10. No. Yeah. See, I have 3.5 and that rounds to zero.
What? Okay. Okay. Well, anyways guys, comment down below uh what we should do. for our 200th episode. I'm actually very. interested. We can do anything. Probably. not. Probably not much. We don't have a huge. budget, but you know, comment down. below. I'm kidding. We got a pretty good. budget. Last time sat in a cake. He sat. in a cake and caught his hair on fire. But we have to be careful about what we. do. Like Yeah. So I I would request that. your request does not involve me getting. lit lit on fire again. If it does, that's okay. We have insurance now. So.
we'll be fine. I remember after the. 100th episode, I went and took a shower. and just all my hair was just falling. out. Are you kidding? Yeah. No, I mean. chunks of hair just literally start. screaming from the shower. I was like, "Kate, I'm voting." He was like, "No, no, please." And then like two weeks. later, our hair stylist asked him, like. two weeks later, our hair stylist looks. at his hair and she's like, "Did you. have to give a hair sample?" Yeah, a. hair sample. I was like, "No, on drugs.
and had to give a hair sample." She. thought he needed to give a hair sample. for something cuz there was a chunk of. hair missing. You do that for drugs and. drugs only. What the? Yeah. I was like, "No, I just have a podcast. That's. That's why my hair's gone." That's. hilarious. No, I was on a podcast. Why is your hair shaved? Getting his haircut next to me. He's. like, "Yeah, they have a podcast.". All right, guys. Well, we're going to. have our uh our next episode. We are. going to invite another Uber driver on. So, make sure to watch that episode. But. also, we're going to be going on tour.
very soon. We're going to be announcing. a tour uh probably in the next within. the next two to four weeks. So, stay. tuned. Yay. We'll see you guys next. time.
