Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! part 2

let's play Kiss Mary. kill who would like to start I would. okay who you asking I'm asking you m. let's go kiss Mary kill Jojo sewa lizo. and Kate Baker Jojo sewa lizo and my. wife yeah that's interesting I feel like. my feelings are about to get hurt you. want me to tell you why I wouldn't date. you yeah why would you not date me. Maverick uhoh it's about to get bad you. got to kiss Mary or kill him before I. rank the next one yo yo. what's I can't help but to notice you're.

not in your spot cash uh I'm not in my. spot because my spot is very. uncomfortable I don't want to sit there. yeah I would move M what are you doing. he's trying to light. you. dude that scared me I thought it spell. smoke you were trying to light my hat on. fire you need to get in your seat why. would you light my hat on fire be. crazy C Lally you could don't light me. on fire ever again I wouldn't light. anyone on fire.

honestly light me on fire for all I care. Lava Girl. hey I had I had a crazy realization. today guys what did you have realization. I was like you know what's crazy. realization as y'all know me and Kate. are married reation Harper's single uh. mck is in a dating relationship probably. going to be a divorce what you know what. I was thinking this no I'm kid y'all are. crazy Jo it's joke listen this I'm about. to be mean this whole episode youall. ready.

Maverick's you know he's got a he's not. married but you know he's da he's got a. sneaky link um and I was. like it's a serious Prospect. okay I was you know what's crazy if we. would have met the opposite people don't. even say that no it's true don't even. say what you're about to say you stop. talking no stop you know how me and Kate. have known each other since we were like. 11 yes and we always talked if you two. were the ones that always talked since. y'all met no I know I know the same time. I know but if y'all were the ones that.

started talking instead of me and her. you guys probably would have grown up. and just married each other we met the. same and if I would have met kiny I I. probably would me and keny would have. started dating and we would have got. married Bro I met Kate the same time as. you and we were both single and you know. what I said not interested no I'm. telling you no offense Kate no offense. wrong with me no no no nothing's wrong. with you you're great wrong with me I'm. just telling you y'all don't believe it. but but it's true you want me to tell. you why I wouldn't date you yeah listen. why would you not date me Maverick what.

uh it's about to get bad um wait wait. back then or now uh now we'll go now cuz. back then it was kind of obvious it's to. personal child you were a child I was I. wasn't even looking for someone to date. you were a mature older man yeah yeah. you know why you didn't you weren't in. Kate because you were dating someone no. I wasn't we met when we went on the. cruise yes you were this guy doesn't. know anything catch the cruise we were. did not no but we met her you you were. like old and like you you didn't. whatever okay so what's wrong with me. now go ahead Fender real quick for. starter.

that fit ain't it the fit Maverick. literally looked at me when I first got. it and said I like that a lot that looks. really cozy yeah that was a lot it it's. a fine fit it's a fine fit uh here's the. thing I like it's clean girl and nice I. like it it's clean girl what does that. even mean it's clean girl clean girl you. wouldn't know what's clean girl is that. dirty girl yeah dirty girl I do look. like musty girl right now I am so. sunburned I can't even move my. legs I let's see reason I wouldn't date.

Kate okay I'll be honest Kate I think. you're great is it is it because your. brother's married to her that's reason. number one actually reason number. two no uh I think you're great you're. just like you know you're a bit much for. me why just for me you're a bit much. what do you mean a bit much in what way. though. like I just don't do well with. rules that like I don't like let me put. it this way you think I'm stupid I think. you're.

annoying okay that's where the conflict. lies okay so either either one of us is. stupid or one of us is annoying and. sometimes it's me and sometimes it's you. okay okay and that's just yeah yeah it's. both I sometimes me sometimes it's her. sometimes there's a rule that I'm like. okay this is dumb I'm getting yelled at. 9 this is stupid why so you so you. wouldn't date Kate cuz she has rules no. no no no it's it's for for me some of.

Kate's rules are based off of her. emotions and that's that's how she feels. what it's not based off logic what some. of your rules what do you mean some of. my rules like don't wear your your dirty. shoes that step. off so what rule what rule it's just. some things she has that she's just she. likes things a certain way yeah like. let's say I wanted to hang a photo up in. the. house what photo we talk about here it. could be anything that I want to hang up.

could be a problem for inance for. instance for instance there's a some art. up here that you may see that I think is. some good art this piece right here in. particular I will say Kate does not like. our art let me put it this way if it was. up to me and probably up to cash this. right here be above the fireplace baby. okay um it's not above the fireplace as. you can see it gets pushed up to the. attic where we are right now because. that's just it's just you know there's. just some things that it's like you're. like very like H maker I'm a like 30y.

wer home Destroyer what I don't think. you know what home record I don't think. you know what home record you hang up. naked photos of yourself in a bathroom. no I don't yes he does he does he has he. has a new portrait in our bathroom bring. me the portrait no no no don't bring the. portrait bring the portrait get that no. no no that portrait is from the past. that's old not doing anymore it's not. even hanging up anymore I had to take it. oh it's in the closet the portrait is. inappropriate and I shouldn't have. taking it.

okay. portrait no seriously this is children's. show we're not showing that photo we're. not that it's it's covered right I don't. think it is but listen so I took a photo. no don't bring that on here don't bring. that on I I took a photo for cash can we. bring it on please no we can't show. thaten fine listen he's like if you if. you want to see it go to Cash's. Instagram I guess what the uh listen I. took this photo in my underwear and then.

I put like a black box over my underwear. if you can describe to make it look like. I'm naked as a prank for cash cuz he was. gone and didn't care about me anymore so. I gave him a photo to remember me by and. I hung it up in his bedroom that's it. and then somehow I ended up printing. another one giving it to my grandma. printing another one giving it to my. granny and Granny and uh these photos. are just getting pass around now like. never mind and so yeah that's and they. got and it was hung up in our bathroom.

our guest bathroom which was funny me. and cash thought it was hilarious yes. but I had to take it down because we had. like guests well and I just think it's. not very like you know I don't think. we're. necessarily uh promoting Jesus in the. best way with that well yeah I don't. know if I'd say we're living above. living above reprove or whatever umh. yeah I mean from someone that's staring. at the photo right now I would say. you're correct I don't even want to look. at it please stop put away disturbing. he's like 360s with it off camera so. listen uh my point is is there's just.

some things that I think me and you. disagree on fundamentally thank you when. it comes to what's okay and what's not. yes but do you not think that wait wait. wait pause pause time out she was the. one that was saying that's inappropriate. the whole time and you were the one that. had it up and now you're saying it's. inappropriate so what did you disagree. on I changed my mind I think it's. inappropriate now yes yall agree so and. then you're like I think we disagree you. because for most of our life we. disagreed on that okay so back to the. question exle you said Kate has rules. that based off emotions not off logic.

yes that was my logic as an example what. like Kate will always tell us to be. quiet what when we're not even being. that loud what no mhm when y'all are. talking and y'all aren't talking yall. are screaming and I'm like laying I'm. like trying to take a nap or something. and I'm like hey can you guys like be a. little bit more. quiet yeah that's that's a reasonable. ask M but why you napping in the middle.

of the day oh the relationship's falling. apart already yeah because I can I don't. have anything to do you can't that's why. you're telling us to be quiet no I'm. taking I was TI like maybe I I woke up. early and I was tired and I wanted to. take a nap I should be I should be able. to take a nap in my own house I don't. take nap I hardly take naps no I'm not. saying you shouldn't be able to take a. nap in your own house and I'm not saying. we shouldn't be respectful of of time. and be quiet sometimes but most of the. time it's not a nap it's my head hurts. or something and so you want us to be.

quiet yeah yeah that's valid this is. this is a crazy combo you're pretty much. saying you can't date Kate because she. takes naps no no make anything that's. based on for. instance cannot back it up cuz I'm. trying to be nice right now I'm trying. to not to be mean on podast come let's. hear it like for instance the other day. you were like Maverick your shoes can. you get them and I was like yeah I'll. I'll bring them up I left to go get food. I came back I was gone like an hour and. a half.

my I had two pairs of shoes down there. they were picked up and like set or. thrown however you want to put it into. my room which is fine I'm like okay cool. I feel bad that you grabbed them CU I. was like oh I wish I would have carried. those up before I left but then I walked. down there and this girl got three pairs. of her own shoes there she got two pairs. of his shoes and their shoes are fine. there but my shoes had to be my shoes. were ugly what you got against his shoes. and there's just a thing that Kate does. where she calls things ugly and she. doesn't want to look at it sometimes you. got ugly shoes sometimes.

she walk out she's like what are those. understand y'all don't understand we. have freaking how many people are in our. house right now I feel like we have like. 40 shoes in our freaking mud room at all. times yeah mean it's called a mud room. cuz you also have your shoes that you. wear out then you have your outside like. like freaking oh that's crazy guys Kay. has two pairs of slippers indoor. slippers outdoor slippers and those are. always right there and then she has her. regular shoes and they look at they look. the same they're the same type ofir.

she get when she she carries her outdoor. slippers to the door wearing her her. indoor slippers when she gets to the. door she steps her outdoor slippers. outside steps out of her indoor slippers. into her outdoor slippers and then when. she comes back in she does the same. thing she steps into her indoor slippers. and picks up the outo saying nothing's. wrong with that you're just like very. particular about things that I am not. particular about but Josh was never like. that either like cash never cash does. not have outdoor and indoor slippers. what he saying cash never cared about. anything like that no no no no there's.

lots of. times no no no there's lots of times. where you're like there's lots of times. Cas cash is saying and he's on my side. and he's like hey well um and you're. like it's ugly I don't want to look at. it and me and him just go okay we're not. going to complain she cleans the house. she takes care of things we're not going. to complain we'll follow the rules we'll. follow the rules but all right Kate why. don't why couldn't you date MAV um this. is a long. last no I I'm going to be honest I think.

that had cash and I not just been the. ones to start talking then or maybe if. our age Gap wasn't as big as it was cuz. I think I met him when I was like 11 and. you were probably like what 15 something. like that yeah so obviously a. 15-year-old's not going for an 11year. old but I think had I been 14 and or 13. I could see myself see at least she's. realistic yeah I think I think it could. have I think if the age difference was. like different it could have been a. 50-50 shot possi married is crazy you're.

in denial in denial I don't know he's. like he's like you love my wife you're. in denial you would Mar my wife what is. wrong with you I hate this conversation. like this is weird guys y'all are weird. all I'm saying is is that it's weird. look everyone agrees this conversation's. weird no because all the you're you're. making it weird because all I'm saying. is this it's just like who you weird no. thank you I'm just saying it's who you. me if you would have met Kate and I. would have met kiny everybody here would. just think that's normal yeah and if I. had to bring up the conversation then.

everybody be like this is a weird. conversation you can't deny there's a. huge difference between Kate's. personality and Ken's personality I. never did Kenzie me person that's my. point if I wanted a Kate I would have. went out and found a. Kate you can't just go find a Kate there. just Kate laying around you can't and I. you can't just go find a ky you're. telling me I can't go find a white chick. that dyes her hair that loves to shop at. Target and and goes to church on Sunday. and and chops at Starbucks every single. day they're rare you'd be surprised I. can go and I can find probably one of. exact same outfit at Target right now.

you guys she literally walked into. Target the other day she goes I'm. everywhere she's like she like I. literally did I walked into Target and. there was probably five other girls. wearing the same thing as me I was like. this is terrifying they were all fake. blondes they all had their hair pulled. back in the same gold clip that I was. wearing we were all wearing those like. oversized t-shirts with like biker. shorts and freaking like running shoes I. was like which none of them bike or run.

no like it was so that's so true why do. they all wear biker shorts and they. don't even bike yo I think Harper should. say something cuz she doesn't said. something the whole episode I have two. things I've been wanting to say okay so. two no yes by the way I appreciate your. patience and not interrupting yeah that. was that was that was that. wasable wait no that was uh wait that. was admirable admirable is still not the. correct that was admirable I want to put. my hood on no that's not admirable guys. I want to put my hood on just because um. I want people to think that I D my hair.

and um guys Harper DED her hair we can. still see the redir Harper we we can. still see the hair here let me fix it oh. yep now it's all gone actually no it's. still coming out the bottom somehow yeah. there you go yeah yeah you know what you. look like what. [Laughter]. Yoshi well the second that's pretty good. the second thing I wanted to say was um. what if I was what if I was still shy. like what if I still didn't like talk on. this podcast like what would you do what. if I was just like what do you mean shot.

like still sh talk we' probably you you. know like you know like episode one you. were like talking about like the. bathroom like like how much you fart and. stuff yeah it wasn't like you started. out shy the first time I met y'all I was. like a little nervous and y'all could. tell right like right nervous I was I. was like hi well okay I could tell you. were kind of nervous just cuz like yeah. but like like what if I was still what. if I was no like what if I was still. like super super scared and I was like. and I was like hi like um and I wouldn't. talk the rest um we probably wouldn't do.

podcast with you probably wouldn't be. talking much it probably wouldn't be a. very good podcast we probably move you. to like camera number. one so so what was the second thing that. was it oh that it anyways uh guys um I. literally have been thinking about this. fun game what fun game I'm. excited hand me the hand me it oh no no. no that's later later we play W wo W wo. wo what game you guys have playing a. different kind of game what games you.

guys got planned I have a good plan for. a good game all right well I got a game. Let's Play Kiss Mary kill we haven't. played. that no no stop cash he's not killing. you oh I get it cuz you or kissing you. yeah no wor nothing's happening that's. that's not okay uh anyways you guys. liked it when we played kiss Mary kill. yeah they did that's like our second. biggest it's our it's our third. ever so feel like we should play it.

again huh but what's the first biggest. podcast uh first kiss St the emotional. wait no the first B one is our first. episode ever and then the second and the. second and third I think are like tied. it's like the emotional one emotional. one or what's it what was that called. the one where me mental health one and. the kiss Mary kill so you guys like. mental health and kiss Mar kill two very. different things but very unserious one. yeah so kiss Mary kill who who would. like to start I would okay do you have a.

list okay who you asking I'm asking. youav let's go gosh so kiss Mary kill oh. no Jojo. siwa. lizo and Kate. [Laughter]. Baker wait JoJo siwa that's a good L. Jojo siwa lizo and my wife yes I feel. like my feelings are about to get hurt. Kate you're getting killed sorry. no way you're killing me I have to kill.

you in honor of my brother you're dead. no there's no way you're be actually so. real you will not kill K over lizo and. JoJo so who you who are you going to. marry you got to marry lizo yeah you. can't marry like no no no I'm marrying. JoJo JoJo's a lesbian she's not going to. agree to that oh I can change I can. change Jojo I don't think so oh yeah. JoJo ain't met me you're make think JoJo. would be the reason to no don't know I.

no JoJo would love I think JoJo's going. to take one look at you and say yep I'm. good m is very cocky you think you're. just you think you're just going to make. her straight again like you're that. good-looking or something I think JoJo. wants me I don't think JoJo wants. anything I I don't think JoJo's seen. your face before I wonder if JoJo SE. mine well I was friends with her brother. so I I already know the family so I just. feel like. know be so authentic you wouldn't kill. Kate would you he wouldn't oh Kate's.

dead Kat Maverick in reality Maverick. wants this is me okay in this. game he just bazooka you yeah you just. got bazook you got bazooka you've just. been. bazooka was a good short can you give me. an explosion for the short it would have. been so much funnier if we didn't laugh. and we just embarrassed him nobody. left har you weren't supposed to laugh. what. got bazooka twice how you g to get.

Bazooka twice in one okay do I get to. ask next all right sure wait you didn't. even finish who are you. marrying kiss. Lio what the and a little too much Mar. and. JoJo Mary and JoJo like that what are. you talking. about can you do it one more time for me. you do that to Kenzie what do you say. come here no me kiny don't kiss yeah you. say come here JoJo oh you Jojo are you. going to do that on your wedding day can.

can you hit me with the dream guest on. my. podcast hey don't make fun of my wife. dude but like actually you wouldn't kill. K would you what what else do I need to. say I don't think he could honestly do. you want a wife with Christian values. huh do you want a wife with Christian. values listen I will change JoJo okay. listen this is a figurative game. okay what's what's yours uh uh okay this. is you're of game to okay okay okay okay.

wait so I have four here which ones. should I do you you knock one off the. list okay um who are these people what. you don't know who the top one is no. okay then don't do that one just don't. do that one yeah doesn't even know who. it is oh okay M M's going to be coming. up with weird people I'm just saying. plus we're going to throw them on the. screen dude I'm going to kiss all of. them that's what I'm going do you're. taking that one off yeah so spe I don't. know who that is you don't know who that. was is a figure of I would like you to. she took off the only good option well.

not only good option L bunny Lola Bunny. is gone a man bunny yeah she took off. Lola Bunny I totally did not want. loo okay anyways moving on what say what. did he say Okay um so kiss Mary kill. cash yes your options are option. one She-Hulk kiss what the wait shehulk. it's the girl version of Hulk yeah but. that's not a thing is it no it is. She-Hulk She-Hulk is real cute oh yeah H.

is it his hog with like a little pink. bow in her hair no she kind of just like. a jacked girl shehawk is real She-Hulk. is a real person the female version of. she has her own show what on Disney plus. She-Hulk this is true okay you looking. up a picture yeah show him so he he gets. the understanding what the oh yeah you. like She-Hulk huh you into those green. Shrek type people okay yeah that looks. like that looks like straight off looks. likea shk. is one next you have Kim Possible good.

option honestly solid option mhm Kim. Possible uhhuh third do you know who Kim. Possible is the girl the black hair you. picking retro people bro what am i. showing my age right now yeah oh okay. well last one is Miss puff SpongeBob's. driving teacher oh dude me and Miss puff. would hit it off oh you think. SpongeBob that was so good Miss puff. would hit it off bro I think Miss puff.

would Puff you away and do her dust she. going to huff and puff and we you going. to kiss oh so you're kissing puff I'm. kissing Puff You're kissing puff kiss I. got you got to kiss puff oh but then you. have to kill shehawk or Kim Possible. yeah okay I think I think I'll kill the. hwk girl and then I know you like those. big girls come. on hello those Jack girls you like those. girls that can overpower you yeah Kate. how how'd you know that M look at Kate. yeah she' been going to the gym dude you. I love shreded women no the funniest TI.

to you've ever made is it's not even. like funny but like it's like when like. you were eating your goldfish and you're. like I like my. whale and like he was like there's K was. like there's many of fish in the sea. you're like yeah but like some are. whales and then and then casually hey I. like my whale that is a funny Tik Tok I. love that Tik Tok I don't even remember. that one it was the funny thing and it. goes like this it goes like this you. ready you ready it goes uh ask ask tell. me there's plenty of fish in the sea. there's plenty of fish in the sea yeah. but Kate some of those fish.

are like other girlfish and some of. those fish are whales hey I like my. whale oh you you really didn't give a. joke you really didn't give a joke until. we demonstrated yeah I don't remember. that you don't remember that video no. it's a it's a viral video awkward yeah. I'm killing she hog kissing misspuff. marrying Koss wow ooh true I should have. done all your exes no kidding I any ex's. oh wait let's play with yours no that's.

not okay wa that's a good idea I'm not. playing this game Number One X number. two this is not or X number three I. plead the fifth I'm not answering this. question he chose X number. three. okay I don't have three x I do have. three x who's asking me who's asking me. uh wait Kate I'm asking you're ask all. right Harper wait no cash goes now yeah. cash should go I you we've been going in. order fine Harper you're last sorry.

Harper you last all right last I'm going. to name these and you I'm but I want to. play a little different you have to rank. them before I tell you the next one rank. them so you got to say kiss Mary or kill. before I tell you the next one so if I. say number one you got to kiss Mary or. kill him before I rank the next one yo. yo what what. the okay stop it stop it you got Yo ch. Chuck Chucky chill yo.

chill yo yo give me this no who gave you. this I got it out of my secret garden. first of all that was the most. terrifying thing I've seen in my life. she goes and it hits the tube I thought. she going to hit me I was actually. scared why did you pop my chair oh you. guys know how Maverick was like Kate. likes things very particular yeah oh no. I forgot. I wasn't supposed to use those knives.

for anything other than letting Kate use. them no sorry dude are you guys what the. I'm sorry I he I was told to grab a. knife who grabbed it me okay no more. knives allowed on set please y'all see. the particular she has knives that I'm. just not allowed to use no more knives. on. set oh you're Dar I'm sorry about that. no I just don't get why y'all break all. of my things why why do all of my things. got to be broke. well we can't break like the chair or.

the couch do cost a lot of money yeah. yours was like $12 at Walmart we can get. you another one but why stab my my chair. yeah you literally stabbed my chair it's. okay no yeah we got it's an inner Tu. honey there's plenty oh that look you. just gave me makes me want to just hit. you so hard I'm being honest she got. life. ins I'm suing. you anyways like I was. saying here's your option Kate okay. number one you got you got you got to.

name them before I give it to you okay. so I got to what do you mean rank them. just how does she not understand do you. mean my how do you not understand do you. mean rank them like oh I'm going to kiss. him kiss Mary kill do you understand the. game okay first of all yeah do you know. how the game is played yeah okay I'm. caught up I'm caught up to speed now. okay cuz we've only played it three. times so I get it now okay here we go. option number one Flyn Rider. oh that's my husband what you kiss are.

you kiss marry or killing I'm marrying. but you don't know the other options no. there is no other options there is no. other options I don't need to hear the. rest it's me and Flyn Ryder for life. okay next. Sheldon oh that feels from Young Sheldon. well he's like 15 that young Sheldon is. but just Sheldon is older oh Sheldon. just Sheldon as a person young or old or. in wait isn't The Young Sheldon. definitely like 18 plus now no he's like. 15 still no way I thought he was like.

old now gave her all children hit me up. if you want have been fun young Sheldon. old just Sheldon as a person you can. choose what era it could be his college. era it doesn't matter oh gosh I can't I. unfortunately Sheldon's just not my type. yeah but are you going to kill him can I. hear the third option nope okay I'm. GNA he's going to give me like Shrek or. something for the third. option then what do you want to do give. you Shrek. the trk is my third option we don't we.

don't know what your third option okay. I'm going to kiss. Sheldon we don't know who you killing. you're locking that in I mean I'm not. locking anything in I'll change my. answer after this no you have to lock it. in well the that's not fair no one else. had to play like this yeah but we played. wrong sorry the third the third option. was me oh oh no oh you just killed your. hman I thought it was going to be. someone I really. wanted oh my goodness I'm k kidding I'm. kidding theama I'm so sorry that was.

crazy no I definitely I saved the best. everybody knows they saved the best for. last we're supposed to save definely I. definitely would have kissed you oh yeah. you I would have kissed you you played. your game differently I would have I. would have I would have killed Sheldon I. would have killed Sheldon kissed you and. married fled for sure yeah well you what. the what did she just say what did she. say she said she's still marry Flynn. Flynn Ryder is my hus animated no that's. my husband it is a cartoon cartoons. that's it I like Flynn.

Ryder that's it me and you know what. then I'd marry. Cindy my mother no Cinderella oh not. your mother oh my goodness what oh my. that freaked me out bro wait did you. think I met her mother. yes my mother all right well then I'm. marrying your mother that is bad that is. really bad no Cinderella okay cool. that's great I'm glad well if we're. marrying mothers been.

no okay well I tell me mine I'm excited. okay. Harper wait did I get a play yes oh yeah. I did you asked me Shrek okay no I. didn't ask you Shrek oh shehawk same. thing do you want Harper to play that. way too yeah uh yeah it builds attention. yeah okay first one all right first one. kiss Mary kill Walker scoo Walker. scubber scub SC SC sco bill I think.

SCCY he's my age he has curly hair all. the girls obsess over him he's. personally not my type all the girls. obsessed over him not my type I'm going. to have to. say he seems like a nice guy but I would. have to you tell me when I don't know. look I'm Walker I'm just walking you. still got two more people you got to. rank I'm I'm Walker I'm just walking. what you going to do to me you going to. I'm walking I'm just walking please. don't see me please now that you're ersa. him.

kill so Kell Walker screw or whatever. okay all right next one is crazy is. Timothy shalam oh kiss yeah kiss kiss. that's crazy Willy Wonka yeah yeah yeah. I'm gonna be honest I don't even know. who Timothy Salam Salah sham I don't. know who Timothy Salam is yes kiss Telly. sh okay so K Walker kiss Timothy this is. who you're marrying. who is Harper going I'm devoting my life.

to this person or I'll divorce them for. all their money let's see oh either um. madx Batson Mar Mary Mary I knew it was. coming and yes Mary for my whole life. and I'm being mysterious about this so. no you're not she is not being. mysterious about this yeah be sub do you. even like him I don't know dude yeah. that's what I'm saying like dude like I. don't you said you said your type isn't. the ones who all the girls have crush on. yeah exactly so wait what is your type.

um if it's none of the guys that girls. like if you I want to if you. like a Hawaiian soccer player Hawaiian. that's that's always. specific what the I'm kidding guys I'm. joking moving on I'm kidding okay I'll. actually say my type I'll actually say. my type I'll actually say my type I'll. actually say my type. um okay like a country singer okay hold. on. yeah I wonder who it could possibly be.

up and cominging country singer who's. about 14 not my age which is. embarrassing um I meant like blue eyes. like blonde like I meant like what's she. had a specific one in my brown eyes. um brownish reddish hair like oh you. want a ginger too no oh W Ginger B no. they're going to think you're siblings. do you think madx is ginger I'm not. saying that he's my type I'm just asking. if he Ginger he's a little he has brown.

hair how are you asking people you know. you're Ginger right yes I know I'm. Ginger you think you know what one looks. like hopefully Maddox likes I'm just. joking I do not like Maddox like he is. we know so I'm asking you what is your. yeah yeah you definitely don't like mad. we got it a um if I'm going to be. honest a like oh my gosh I this is so. embarrassing this is your main character. moment just say it okay um your main. character moment's taking a while. okay fine I'll say it it was a simple.

question it was just like I was supposed. to be like curly hair or like something. simple fine I'll say it okay I don't I. like my type is like good hygiene good. good HG no that's respectable I don't. have that but it's I I've heard people. like that and I don't want my boyfriend. to poop oh you don't want that at all. see that's that's that was one of my. requirements for a boyfriend too yeah. constipated signant s that was one my. girlfriend no so I like like he needs to.

like I don't know it's just I have a. certain type not long nails she always. brings that up you describing the anti. me I'm pretty sure she's describing anti. me look at his hands yeah we know my. hands okay okay we know no no I don't. like y' don't and a very very very very. like this is so embarrassing like a. super like skinny person is is your type. yes like almost like sickly looking yeah. yeah you grow out of that what you say.

said you grow out of that being your. type that's like every 15-year-old. girl's type and then no and then like. and then like um I liked Cas and he. looked sick yeah either either either I. did and I like him a lot more now that. he doesn't look sick no either blonde or. brown hair I don't really care but like. brown eyes brown eyes. um and dude I'm literally describing my. past relationship. um oh no and um brown eyes all right.

that's enough I think we'll leave it. there we don't leave things here no you. said brown eyes we got it brown eyes not. long nails good hygiene and do not use. the restroom no they have to shower. morning and night morning and night oh. cash does do that I actually do I I. would like to only shower when I feel. like it but Kate makes me shower I make. him shower all the time she makes me. shower at night and I make that's like. what I'm talking about the particular he. be showering like three times a day now.

I if I get a boyfriend I'll y eat do. y'all eat in your bed yes I try not to. no I didn't say you try not to eat do. you eat youred occasionally but only. because only because Kate doesn't let me. eat in anywhere. else true oh but you wouldn't let me eat. in the living room it depends on what. you're eating no but like listen if you. have bag of chips yeah I would prefer. you not to eat on our nice light colored. couch could I have have a drink in there. maybe maybe a capri s wait what are we.

talking about Capri no guys I'm lost. what you talking about eating and. drinking in our house anywhere except. over the sink think about your celebrity. crush diarrhea we we guys we all three. have or all we all have different. conversations going right now I want to. play rocket. League that was a crazy statement can we. pick one can we pick okay my. topic first please where were she going. when the dinosaurs were around it got. crazy no y'all think you'd freck up a. dinosaur I think I'd start a re okay let. me say it let me say it so guys think.

about podcast is so downhill at this. moment no guys think about um youra. no no a. pterodactyl No. T-Rex no please don't his stuffing is. falling out you did that to yourself. okay celebrity crush so think about your. celebrity crush diary Diary okay no. we're moving on see that quick no you. just lost your talking privilege 5. minutes that's he took your talk and.

Page away for 5 minutes you can't gross. she said that's an well I don't think. anyone ever plans for that Harper no. it's just like dude I don't know why I. tell Kate when I have stomach issues and. she's like do not tell me about it so. mad it's so gross bro he like it's. natural human's so descriptive about. like E I can't think about. that Mom what's wrong it's a humanly. bodily function. okay okay that's what I'm saying humanly. bodily function so why are long nails. bad um huh cuz that's a human body.

function cuz you have to clip them for. good. hygiene. well what girls get extended ones yes. it's acceptable for girls does this. communic you know it kind of does when. they're too long when they're long it's. kind of icky wait you don't like those. not they're long I I don't long I'll be. real I don't think guys ever notice one. time give a crap about Nails not even no. like the amount of time girls talk about.

nails and like I think that they think. that like oh this is going to look good. like the amount of money we spend on. nails too is crazy like I like I'm. genuinely saying I don't think a guy has. ever noticed a girl's nails let me put. it this way if I was dating if if Kinzie. never like got her nails painted. again I don't think I'd ever notice me. either and like you could get your nails. done you could redo them every single. day and I don't know if I would noce. unless it was like a crazy color and I. was like why the freak do you have.

orange on your hands I I probably spent. like at least $1,200 I think y do that. for yourselves I don't think you're. really doing it for us oh 100% dude what. I mean w w w w w that story flipped real. quick whoa whoa whoa what do you mean by. that I obviously get my nails done for. myself oh you obviously do it for. yourself so that's why when you come. back and you're like you didn't notice. my nails well because I would like. because you were doing it for yourself. well obviously when you almost have a. breakdown because I didn't notice him.

well obviously I want you to notice them. so you're not doing it just for yourself. no but like I I would it so she feels. good cuz she wants you to tell her she's. doing it for her yeah but my point is. you weren't doing it just for yourself. because you you really don't like it if. I don't I would get my nails done if I. was single too yes but you I'm saying if. you're doing it just for yourself like. for instance like what's something that. you just do for yourself brush your. teeth yeah like brush your teeth like. when you brush your teeth you're not. like you didn't notice I brush my teeth. teeth because in reality you're doing.

that just for yourself well actually you. could do it for other people cuz Kate. does tell me to go brush my teeth for. herself I do I sure do do that like. change clothes put on shoes I don't know. put on sa okay maybe it's a little bit. so that you'll notice my nails but I. honestly would when I don't have my. nails done I'm sad I'm like oh I look so. nubby I got little I got little Nubs. it's so sad to me I'm. like uh I look like little boy hands. that's what I got what. and sometimes you know like I'm like if.

I just go stick my hand in some dirt. they'll really look like do girls have. hair on their Knuckles like this do you. guys let me see let me see let me see. the pause let me see the pause no open. them up no wait really let me see no is. it Ginger color. no is it red is it red is it red oh it's. red oh red I swear why is your so pale. is it okay no yeah why is your hair your. hand looks sick oh no she's clean she's. fine your hand looks so pale no no no my.

hand doesn't p. no don't look at my hand don't look at. my hand no look at my hand look at my. don't look at my oh no oh. no what if somebody saw my hands like. why y'all freaking out it's your hand. give me my hat back yeah my my hands I. they're not I'm not feeling good about. my hands especially that comment that. you may I'm kidding no no literally look.

my hands are sickly your hands are. sickly yes no your hands are like tiny. oh ah do you have to use two hands like. drink a Coca-Cola is it. good like like a little big two hands to. use regular. scissors no actually my hands are. abnormally big what no they're not I no. you said that the other day and your. hands are not okay I changed my mind. mine are I feel like I got some long.

fingers hey if you guys were an emotion. From the Inside Out movie what. emotion stop if you guys if this is one. of yall's recent first podcast watching. us he asked that every episode it feels. like guys guys my hands are abnormally. big like they that was a form of. bullying and I don't stand for that I. don't stand for that either look my. hands what do you stand for uh not a lot. I'm currently like sitting right now so. my hands do look like little p compar i. stand like like when the ice cream truck. is coming through the neighborhood oh.

she she be jumping for K just made a fat. joke about herself that was crazy that. was not a fat joke that was he saying I. like the ice cream joke oh that was that. way that wasn't a fat. joke wait what did yall what's wrong. with like an ice cream truck no but have. you been to an ice cream truck recently. it's kind of humbling when there's an. ice cream truck like like going through. a neighborhood and you just I stress I. stress L you have to kind of stand there. and hope that they come back and cuz you. know usually they make a lap around the. neighb stand there no you got to run.

after it you wait what stand there who. stands there and hopes. it she's like why guess I'll just hope. it comes back like. what you can't even run after the thing. she's like too slow the thing goes one. mile an hour through the. neighborhood it's l walk how of how. often you stand there and it doesn't. come back never mind. then she walks back she walks back a.

wonderful. day what huh you said what Apes together. talking about PL of the Apes Apes. together. strong that's crazy I every time there's. an ice cream chug in my neighborhood or. I've ever been around one and I want one. I I follow the noise and I run I I. literally out of that real fast I follow. the noise that I run never once have I. thought an ice cream Chuck and just. stood outside and been like I hope it. comes this direction well like in my my. my neighborhood like they go back and.

there's no exit so I know they're coming. back like they have to drive back past. me again to leave the neighborhood so I. I I don't have to run I can just stand. there but then I'm like are they going. to know that I want ice cream or are. they going to think I'm just a. pedestrian because I'm so old like you. know usually it's like a m usually You'. see someone like that you know looks. like they're my age what do you mean. like a 19-year-old girl can I get ice. cream no it's just like it feels awkward. especially like when you're the only one. out there I'm going to I haven't I got. scammed by an ice cream truck actually.

scammed scammed an ice cream truck. scammed me so hard I'm glad you're. finally realizing the prices are. outrageous no no this man played me so. hard I was a child I was I was young and. Adolescence and uh I heard the ice cream. truck and this was a time in my life. where I did go running after the ice. cream truck so oh no my dad my dad gave. me some money and I went and I picked. out my ice cream and I had like a dollar. change and he hands me my money and he. goes oh actually I thought I was getting.

such a good deal he was like actually. instead of giving you this dollar back I. can give you two. lollipops I said. absolutely keep the dollar gave me the. lollipops and then I was so proud of. myself I thought I negotiated something. that is crazy you could probably upsell. children really easy some what are you. trying to say I want yall to know that. it's a flex being with y'all and I'm not. even kidding a flex yeah it's a Flex. being with you so thanks so guys do you.

guys want to be in my streaks why did. yall just glaze each other so hard it's. a flex me with you no no it's a nice. what you should try it sometime it's. also called glazing I'm just saying hey. smile. everybody definitely not you on the P. wait I I can't be sending that hold on. oh oh okay okay sorry. s can I actually send that to all my. friends yeah that's funny I don't know I. probably look disgusting in it no you. look really pretty actually You See Me.

Kate hello crazy said she looks good you. do you. great and now now now I have to now Mt. will be my second half streak so we can. all be um fine so everyone knows every. no no no no so everybody will be um. friends with you together no no no so I. don't have to um hurt MAV oh like leave. MAV out you just send him next streaks. you don't send me streaks just get mad. when our streak is about to die dude it.

better not die soon dude I'm not about. to pay that 99 Cents oh my gosh oh God. har there so many streaks how many. streaks do you have a lot a lot so many. oh I didn't even know I had a 100 day. streak with this guy how did do not. accidentally I just accidentally been. texting this guy for 100 days wow you. guys I'm sorry guys I just forgot to. answer these and snapchot streaks are so. crazy because what's it called um like. you have to keep up with them and it's. really hard to keep up with them.

sometimes guys do you think there's any. other podcast that like is as good as. ours absolutely not that's why you. should subscribe oh also cuz we're the. funniest podcast on Earth hey guys I. know I said this like a couple episodes. ago but you guys should go follow us on. Spotify LOL podcast on Spotify because. we're trying to hit number one on. Spotify so go follow us on there and. then also you should like watch an. episode and then and then it lets you. rate us and then you should St R Us on. Spotify and maybe like answer our polls. that we have on there and stuff also you.

should follow um. me. promo follow my new follow my new Tik. Tok MAV Kinsey follow that one yeah. y'all should go follow it cuz no top. link is it's the top Link in the bio cuz. if they hit a million followers they're. going to get married we you know it's. kind of y' should go follow them cuz. nobody's following them right now so you. know how we did merch you know how we. did merch a couple months ago yeah yeah. anybody buy that yeah yeah a lot I got. two sweaters oh.

yeah. what that was actually one of the. funniest things you've ever said how. come nobody's following you on that MAV. Kenzie account can you imagine. I how many followers you got on my. secret oh 4.8 million and on my you know. how many I got and on my secret account. you know how many I got on my secret. account in one day 77k all right you. know how many I got your secret account. what's your secret account I have 13. million on one W what happened to what. happened to glaz each other why yall now. I have another 6 million on another that.

we switched to the LOL podcast. account yeah I went from glaz into. Hayden okay well first all I got I got. you're actually so far down I can't even. see where you're at I'm like where is. she down there and and then I'm looking. down on mavick cuz I'm at 17 mil I'm. like where's. he I'm way down there like. oh one day do you ever wish like you had. more followers or do you like where you. are I have more than all yall put. together sorry I just saying I'm. honestly how many you got wait a second. how many you got 4.8 million okay I have.

13 million that that puts us at I have. 13. like2 something that I've been on T. for 4.8 17 we're at 17 million how many. you got let me see we have how much 17. 17.8 he has 17.8 no you guys have we. have 17.8 wait the things we want to. say could have been 1.8 how many you got. you have 17.8 yeah I have 18.1 what. Harper pick up your side.

okay wait we got to add you in how many. you got wait you didn't how much is your. other account no we're not adding other. accounts 77k that's it yeah total okay. you were just flexing it you got that. one day it's been more than one day no. I'll make another wait how many are you. at I'm at 2 million 2.4 so with all. y'all together you're 1 mil above. me well I'm carrying most of the weight. here okay but you know what's funny you. know what's funny uh I feel like I. barely contributed to that it's 2. million people that's a lot of people.

it's okay it's okay it's honestly kind. of. cute yeah yeah you can never it's fine. maybe I'll start maybe one day I'll get. i'll get as many followers as all right. new petition unfollow cash and follow us. no actually guys actually it will mean a. lot if you'll follow me um Harper I. think everyone here already follows you. honey Harper I wish we had more time we. could do a mavid Harper account and blow. him out of the water exactly and I could. literally literally get famous I like. how we always ask our viewers to follow.

us like they're not already watching our. yeah you better be subscribed and this. is a better way to phrase it go tell. your friends to go follow us on Spotify. so we can be number one actually go grab. your mom's phone and your dad's phone. and your grandma's phone and maybe even. your lizard's. phone sure and go follow us on Spotify. LOL LOL podcast but guys I just want. to I just want to ask yall like. literally why um. so unless you have to actually like log. into YouTube what's the point of not.

subscribing to me um in the L podcast w. we all sound so thirsty right now I. don't want to talk about this anymore I. don't either I mean I want to talk. grateful actually so grateful I am very. grateful so grateful I'd love to do a. live show but we can't you know I think. we could do a live show no we can't Matt. thinks no one's going to show genely I. don't think anyone's going to show. 1.57 1 million. 57 follow it makes so. mad try so for real comment everybody. comment down below and I want you to.

comment this if we had a show in Dallas. Texas do you legitimately think you can. make it everybody comment down below. like you can say yes I or I wish I could. but I I can't like I don't live in. Dallas but if you think you actually. could say yes I would come to the show. and if you can't you can just say like. how about just comment if you live in. Dallas no just say just say yes I wish I. could come to the show or I wish I could. or just be like yes I actually would. everybody comment down below CU we also. are somewhere between like well we have. a lot of people that love to watch the.

podcast but do you guys love watching it. enough to come see it in person or would. you drive down like two hours to come. see us I I want to do a live show so bad. I would never pay to watch us so I just. think nobody would guys no no no like if. we did a live show I would do something. so outrageous I would do a free live. show if possible oh that would be F who. who whoa who whoa W who who we got to. keep these lights running somehow. be it wouldn't just be like a one like. everyone up here talking like there'.

probably no but we've done shows where. we we've made the tickets the bare. minimum price just to like pay for the. venue and stuff yeah we've done like. we've done shows that are like like 40. bucks a ticket and'll pay for like we've. done meeting greets that were five yeah. you sure did well we tried to do it free. but then the play We love meeting you. guys some people charge like 400 bucks. for a ticket we did a free meeting greet. and then we tried to do a second free. meet and greet but then they were like. you have to have a venue and security. and like this stuff to make it legal or. whatever uh so then we had to pay for a. bunch of stuff and then that we only had. to charge $5 a ticket and we just asked. for $5 we said if y'all can't afford it.

yeah we were like $5 like the like if. you don't have $5 don't worry about it. and then Midway through the meet and. greet I'm like where did Cash go where. is he at homie y'all don't know cash is. a really nice kid he seems really mean. socas no you always see you come off as. the villain on the podcast. you because I'm confused when do I come. off as the villain besides the one time. I made one joke no you've come off as is. the villain a lot like you're actually. probably the most hated host but just.

because W am I the most hated host guys. listen cash just loves to do on guys on. Spotify I'm the most hated but guys on. YouTube on YouTube Am I the most hated. comment down below you drive the podcast. though okay so you're good okay you're. the driver some people get mad at the. driver they don't like how he drives but. he gets this wh you need to go okay okay. honestly I don't contribute do I no get. off. no but like think about we're glad you. notated yourself think about it if y'all.

if cuz at the time when we I'll take. your cut just. leave at the time we created the podcast. like y'all were y'all were popping right. were y'all like pretty relevant uh when. we created the Pod I mean I'd like to. think I've been relevant for a while so. I only been doing this six years do. y'all think you would have been this. podcast would have gone crazy no without. me no uh I don't think it would have. been as big as quick maybe I think I. think that you really helped get going. really I don't know the podcast did so. bad for the first like month or two and.

then just out of nowhere it took off. yeah that's what confused me it's like I. feel like the clips used to do the the. first like two month or two month I. don't know how long we just hit that Al. like we never did good and then for some. reason all of our YouTube cuz like you. don't really have I mean you do now a. little more but especially at the time. you didn't have followers on YouTube a. lot yeah not a lot and we had some. following on YouTube but not but I don't. feel like I don't feel like much of the. audiences million I don't know I don't. feel like much of I feel like the first. like month was our cross promoting on. everything but we were only at 10,000.

subscribers yeah remember the first. month we were watching it here yeah you. were pushing it so hard on your on your. Tik Tok we were pushing it on our Tik. toks and just nobody was watching but. then all of a sudden YouTube shorts just. blew no you know what I than thank you. guys for that yeah shout out this is you. guys out YouTube shout out my mom and. Jesus no guys I think what really helped. also was posting on Tik Tok which cash. never sends me the shorts anymore if you. want shorts just hit me up I you all. actually I will cuz cuz literally I love.

they used to go like get a million likes. you know I didn't know if you liked. posted them so I just didn't I love. posting the shorts but I used to. actually like do my makeup for the. podcast and now I now now I just come. back from school and I'm like hey yeah. me too wait wait what were you saying. about M about cash though oh so cash. always seems like the villain this bad. man big bad Boogeyman because because he. he makes jokes and like he's very. sarcastic and he just kind of roasts. people and he just kind of like hurts. people's feelings a lot on the show and. you guys feel like that's what he does.

myself but in his for from his portrait. per or his perspective POV from his. little POV he's making comedy making. jokes because it's a comedy podcast. after the podcast he's all love so we're. at this we're at this meet and greet and. like I said we were doing this meet and. greet for free for you guys and I worked. it and it was a $5 I was an employee she. was we PID her as employee guys this me. grp is like 5 years ago and Kate was. like our first ones there was like only. like what 300 people 400 people we paid.

all of our friends and everybody we knew. in Dallas yeah we paid Alex we paid. everyone to come like we paid them to. just come take pictures for all the fans. in the like like you give their phone to. the Kate and then Kate take man so. sometimes I like there was like one time. I got tagged like cuz I think this like. literally is still up on one of their. Instagram highlights but like they did. like a like a whole like 360 of the. venue and like you can see me standing. there and I had like my black hair. before I started dying my hair blonde. and I'm like wow I look. it was very very dark brown okay um so.

I'll try again so we're we're so C. always comes off as the villain and. we're at this venue and it's like three. or 400 people and we're trying to make. this thing free so we just asked people. to pay $5 if possible and um to cover. the cost and these people are going. through the line all of a sudden I look. to my right me and cash been taking. photos together with people and he's. gone and I'm like where did he go so. this person comes up and I'm talking to. him for a few minutes he comes back he. ran across the street to buy shoes for a. fan because she didn't have shoes okay.

you ran across the street mid mid shoot. he goes I don't care that all these. people are here not like to be mean to. them not to be mean to them but you were. like you were like this is more. important so you ran over there and. bought them shoes in the middle of the. meet and greet or you sent someone to. buy them shoes or. something and I was like I was like I. mean first off I didn't even notice that. people are coming through they get 20. seconds pretty much it's like hey nice. to meet you um here let's get a photo. and then we get the photo and we got to.

go to the next person cuz we have 400. people to meet yeah it was a long meet. and GRE yeah it was like four or five. hours standing on our feet taking photos. that was a long one was my face from. smiling I was like my my my muscles and. my face hurt that was a long one so like. I was definitely not noticing like. people's shoes but you apparently look. at people's feet a lot and you saw like. that this person didn't have shoes so. you ran over and that was really sweet. in time you know I'm liking the glazing. map I really like it honestly oh. appreciate it moral of the story yeah. all who else wants to glaze Me Kate what.

do you got to say I got to say that. you're kind of annoying but is. everything is not as it seems everything. is not as it. seems wait wait wait please tell me you. know that song no I don't no way what is. it wait wait sing it Kate everything is. not as it seems when you get what you. want In Your Wildest. Dream don't know that song have you ever. heard of wizardly Waverly Place.

wi yeah that's the that's a theme song. guys every time we talk about a live. show it makes me so sad cuz I want to do. one so bad all right you know what guys. everybody comment down below right now. if you would actually show up to a live. show I thought we would do it in. December yeah January we're going to. read the comments I promise we're going. to read the comments everyone comment. down below right now if you'd actually. come to a live show um but we do got it. in the episode so peace out bro sh.