I Went Back To Middle School!

I have a game we can play pretend like. we're all in school we're going to say. like who everyone is Harper is. definitely the classic clown definitely. I got a game are You Smarter Than A. Fifth Grader what's the largest mammal. in the world Mammoth no. dinosaur is. [Music]. correct all right guys welcome back. we're back laugh out loud podcast we. laugh out loud don't say that again l l. podcast LOL all right guys Cas are you. like back in school right now I know it. doesn't what's on your shirt oh my gosh.

that's this is an $80 shirt and now it's. a z shirt what is it we told you stop we. told you to stop picking at your skin do. you think this oh it's. blood what did you think it was I didn't. know what it was wait pull up your pull. up your sleeve yeah it's definitely. blood oh my God definitely blood you. that yourself so I don't feel bad was. soy sauce have you had soy sauce. recently no I I don't like soy sauce do. you eat soy sauce in school when did you.

eat soy sauce bro said she sell soy. sauce why the heck did you think it was. soy sauce cuz like it looks like soy. sauce it's black and you actually saw a. black stain you were like soy sauce yes. or a marker I thought you came straight. from school yeah I did Harper what did. you do at school today um study for your. biology test no I I okay so do you want. me to like run you through my schedule. in one minute yeah so first I I mean it. doesn't have to be one minute you can. take your it's got minute no I'll take. like a so set go wait wait at0 and go.

okay so first I wake up at 7:00 and I'm. really really late and my sister starts. yelling at me so then I get out of bed I. do my makeup and it takes a long time so. then I after that I go to school and. then I ask for coffee but my sister. doesn't want to get coffee cuz so she's. yelling at me and then we go get into. school I go to math I do all that and. then today what we what we did in math. my math teacher found out that I was I. filmed a video in math and and I was and. so she got a little a so she got like a. little mad at me.

and let's just say um you're running out. of time here 30 seconds no okay okay and. she's not mad she was just like she was. just like disappointed and she was like. yeah just don't film in my class while. we're doing work but we weren't doing. work it was like before the bell ring. but it's okay I love coach King okay and. then after that I went to bio and then. 15 seconds okay and then after that I. went to bio and then he uh asked me to. have a one-on-one conversation with him. so I did and he was like okay yeah your. grade is doing well I'm proud I'm I'm. really proud so then after that I went. to uh EA I finished my work and then.

after that time I went to cheer and. that's all yeah okay wait what was the. one-on one talk about yeah um let's you. say my grade has been not slipping oh. that's good that's good has been not. slipping so you decide to let you oh. no oh guys we spent 20 minutes trying to. we spent 30 minutes look at these. mountains and I know that's not real. that is way too good-looking to be upset. that we lost our logo Y no but the thing.

is like I in BIO like I had a 37 in it. about like 2 weeks ago I have a 78 in it. now let's go it's gone oh well it's okay. yeah it's fine we'll get it back yeah. well school school does not sound fun. I'll tell you that man I am so glad I. mean this is kind of ironic we're. talking about school in this episode you. think you're going to be able to sit in. there for an hour it's actually. surprisingly comfortable I never said. one in my life cuz I dropped out of. school and I didn't really good in that. yeah you can yeah I love back yeah.

see no you're wrong that's that's not. how you pop a back how you do obviously. you were never in public like this oh. yeah cuz it don't move oh yeah you can. do that see yeah it is pretty solid that. does give me war flashbacks to like. Middle School yeah I was homeschooled. and then I and then I I dropped out of. high school so I I'd never set in this. like ever it was such a stupid I think. those desks are such a stupid design and. I don't know why they made I feel like. we should have like bean bags like at. least like bean bags wait did y'all. school ever do like the yoga balls yes.

and in kindergarten or not kindergarten. in third grade I got and I I like. bounced all class and we on trouble for. bouncing she'd be like stop bouncing on. your yoga ball then what is it for like. to sit there and roll around like no I. like can't the PTA money like have a. little like respect for us and they. don't care about the students they care. about they care about themselves and the. teachers and and like I bet the Teachers. Lounge is decked out they got all the. yoga balls they have all of this like. all Mach on one wall and they even have.

a a Sonic ice. machine Sonic yeah regular ice was a. Sonic but guess how much that is it's. like about $1,000 for like one of those. big Sonic ice machines so I'm over here. like cramping cuz you're sitting in a. funky desk and the teachers have Sonic. Ice that is lowy wow and they have. bouncy balls and their and their I I. know the Teachers Lounge snack drawer.

no um last year well when I was in um. Middle School I walked in to the teacher. Lounge cuz I was like getting some. copies for my teacher you were that. student yeah mhm no no I was wait I. thought I thought kids weren't allowed. in the teacher I snuck only if a teacher. I was allowed to O you were allowed in. the teacher Lounge well if the teacher. was like hey go get me some copies. something like that oh I one time I went. to go get U my favorite teacher uh her. coffee or something so oh really but. that was a I I was not that kid I mean I. was 15 you weren't the teacher's pet no.

I was the teacher's rat like I'm not. joking I was the teacher's rat like for. no no no no what's what like what makes. you a teacher more like kids Ted on me. no but like I snuck into the teachers. lounge every morning to get Sonic ice. and um after that like I I smell an. aroma of donuts as I walked into I'm. kidding so I I smelt donuts and I was. like oh my gosh where's the donuts so I. stole one and then the officer this. officer um I don't want to say his name. but he caught me and cough caught you.

stealing Donuts yeah was jealous let me. tell you he he was like out out and I. was like and so I like cried the rest of. the day a did you at least get a donut. no he sto it cop took your donut yes yes. he stole my donut pretty ironic and then. pretty ironic did you like love donuts. yeah that's why I was saying that oh. yeah yeah yeah you know cops do love. donuts they do did you like your uh.

school like officers or no I actually. did I loved um the officer that stole my. donut because he was really nice but. really you lik that guy that. one problem with that no no after that. one day we like bonded and also in. fourth. [Music]. grade no and so no one day um in fourth. grade I did a ventriloquy show and um. for my school talent show and can you. bring that for the next pod no i' love.

to see to it's like when you talk with. the puppet and it's like yeah your mouth. closed uhhuh really like Rex and Robbie. from Victoria yeah wow yeah yeah yeah. Robbie was really good at that like I I. think he just filed no some you know you. know TV shows aren't real right like re. learn something new every day like Rex. was at his voice was added in after no. this can't be.

wait no because I saw Robbie's mouth. moving like no he he was like oh no no. the mouth Rex's mouth moved but Rex no. Robbie's mouth moved I swear I obiously. he's going to fake it for like oh I. guess no I never saw that well y it was. obviously fake it's on Disney Channel oh. Nickelodeon get your facts straight yeah. not not Disney Channel Nickelodeon cause. Kate's. confused um so let me get this straight. a cop found you eating a donut and then.

he confiscated your donut and you know. good and well he ate the donut yes and. you and you're not mad at him cuz me. personally I wouldn't take that I I. wouldn't take that I would not take that. violation I really like him yeah I liked. our okay first of all actually lie I was. about to lie straight through my teeth. the cop that worked at our school a. couple years later gave me my speeding. ticket so wait they're real cops yeah. they're just like on campus for like. protection but they are like like they.

work at our Police Department any kids. like get in a fight at school they're. there yeah and he also gave your cousin. your cousin his first speeding ticket. let's go I never likes that cousin oh. I'm kidding I'm kid kidding go I don't. even know what cousin you're talking. about actually no what Harper's like. really emotional over that time how hard. is it to just stay on the picture I know. oh yeah I mean I love the mountains but. yeah I mean all right since the best. season yet what's going on.

Harper just don't look at the TV anymore. today okay I'm not going to lie I don't. notice when it changes cuz I'm that I. only noticed cuz Harper's having a heart. attack over it sad anyway since we are. talking about uh school stuff and you. know I'm sitting in a school desk yeah. Harper has a very important test. tomorrow Biology right and it's yes and. yes yes and the thing is I'm not like. that one kid who gets an a phone every. test I get a good grade on but this test. if I get a good I am def like I'm not. the type of kid that gets phones if I.

get good grades but this one if I get a. good grade I get a phone no I think she. me use her phone for cheating this is. like the biggest like test ever um it's. in freshman year early of the school. year though I feel like no like biology. like girl have you had like you don't. you haven't had finals I. know just wait till the end of the. semester I know I know I know but just. just trust me this test is either the. end of my life or the start of my new. life so a makes sense and if I pass this.

test then I get a new phone so oh that's. so exciting all right so I'm going to. quiz her for the test her mom sent me. questions here to ask her listen I. personally graduated high school so no. you I he graduated high school I didn't. graduate high school yes you did stop. saying I me and him have about the same. education level cash got a diploma I. finessed my way to I got a diploma too. but I proba on every test though no I I. actually haven't taken a test since the. second grade yeah I don't know if I. should say that what yeah no that's true.

the only test I've taken since the. second grade is my driving test bro. that's so and he still graduated high. school somehow that's crazy so uh so out. of everyone I'm going to be the person. to read you off your questions bro and. prepare for tomorrow the questions I do. your mom sent them to me yeah I know but. you don't even know how to do it I don't. know how to ask a question what cuz you. okay fine okay here we go just ask them. just ask them ready number one and this. is biology uh let me read the top thingy. first know how to read a oh oh boy conon.

oh boy chart it's a codon okay chart and. how to base pair DNA to DNA and DNA to. RNA okay so here we go number one list. the three parts of interphase in order. um. G1 okay how do we know if this is. correct oh I got the answers oh okay. wait wait G1. s yeah G2 wow that's actually right and. I'm not going to lie I don't know what. any of those are what the heck is what.

the heck is I don't you don't know what. G1 is that's crazy what is G1 you don't. know what G1 is one of the interfaces. what the heck is interface it's a part. of interface what is. interface okay it's part of the. cell Harper what's interphase cuz this. guy's just going to troll me um. interphase is uh he's looking it up. right now no interphase is where. you yeah I don't understand studying. look it up what is it when I interace.

let's see when I was in school I like. tried to study and I was like I got this. and then the next day I was like I. didn't know any answers I literally. guessed on like all of my tests you. definitely know interface cuz this next. okay number two what happens to each. part of interface grow or what happens. in each part of interface. growth yeah of growth of the cell okay. yeah and then what's S phase again oh my. gosh DNA replication no that's a that's. G2 no it's it's DNA replication how the.

heck did he know that he's looking it up. yeah no I'm not yes you are see your. search history yeah go on your phone I. see it yeah pull up your search history. he's probably on a private. browser is he looking up the questions. nope he's on chat gbt bro. what no I haven't looked up anything. okay okay what's after s DNA replication. uh it's G2 which is growth Division. division no duh preparation preparation.

mitosis something preparation for. mitosis how do you know this I took. biology no do you know this no how the. heck do you know this cuz I took biology. you did not yes I did you no remembers. this stuff yeah you can't remember this. they like like Harper's going to forget. it in a. week okay okay m i don't stop learning. okay M as a cell grows which increases. faster look at him looking at his phone. yeah dude literally you got to get off. your phone he's looking at the home. screen I'm literally on nothing right.

now. okay you better not be looking him up no. he's got chat gbt okay I'm gonna ask the. question after get done okay put your. phone down so I can ask you the question. phone down wait question number three. you ready M yes it doesn't why are you. ignoring me put your phone down phone. down as a cell grows which increases. faster volume or Surface area volume. volume okay you just copied her I got it. first everyone knows it's volume her mom. just said last question last question.

what problems are experienced by a cell. as it grows. larger look at him cheater her mom just. said it the other day her mom just said. it it was uh food and oxygen no food and. oxygen wait it's DNA overload obain. obtaining enough food and oxygen. expelling waste to DNA overload I had. two the right answers you have one hold. on what the heck is a cell oh my gosh. are you. stupid I actually don't know he stopped.

getting an education in the second grade. Harper be no I actually don't know what. like a gel cell a gel cell gel cell what. is that a gel cell no I I know I know I. know cell is like something jail cell. something to do with biolog I thought he. said like wait how do you say Jil jelo. jel Jello. jelo sell not sale. gel I'm saying gel it's jail it's jail.

dude sometimes I hate being the only. person that made it out like all y'all. only person that made it out all y'all. got stuck in school and now y are like. we know everything and I learned from. real life experiences and it's jail cell. Jail jail cell Jael is like like okay. did you get put in gel I got put in gel. gel is like hair gel yeah I got put in. jail not I guarantee you if you go to. the guys in jail oh maybe it is called. jail yeah I told you I guarantee you.

they say we're in jail jail they don't. say no say we in The Slammer that's what. they say yes does anybody in prison say. that can you confirm I've never been to. prison slam they're definitely like not. Joe's saying. no Joe have you been to. jail okay I'm. Monopoly wait so I see a clipboard what. are those for oh the clipboard yeah I. want to finish her question nope oh we. did finish can't finish she got 100 out. of 100 getting our new phone yes yeah so.

you actually weren't supposed to ask. about the clo boards until next episode. really yeah no one was supposed to see. those I thought I hid those are they not. hidden uh I don't see them you don't see. them I don't see them either okay thanks. guys cuz that's that's a game I have. planned for next episode not this. episode so come back to the next pretend. like you did not see this yeah we could. just ble that out right no we never do. that we're always like cut that but. never gets cut oh you never cut it no. nothing ever gets cut I'm like oh we got. to cut this doesn't get cut I'm like we.

got to bleep this so can doesn't get. bleep no we got to cut cuz it's not. getting cut oh really yeah no unless you. say something really bad I mean I don't. know what you could say that my gosh. Harbor said something really bad that. would just cause so much headache and. then I have to actually go through the. episode I was actually having fun with. the questions yeah oh my gosh we'll ask. one more question you had chat gbt last. question no getting on your phone how is. a DL cell oh my sorry how is it with.

your speech listen how is it how is the. DNA of a cell affected by cell growth. overload bro DNA overload I was going to. say that how do you know this he said I. took basic biology her mom was just ping. her right Dro listen I pretty much. dropped out like do one more one more. like one more yeah cuz you obviously. okay what are the two main stages here. what are the two main stages of cell.

division ohos mitosis and kosis ketosis. osis I can't remember c y t r something. one more one more just one more go I'm. like begging list the four phases of. mitosis and Order oh prophase overload. no no what no prophase yep interphase. nope okay prophase yep are You Smarter. Than A Fifth Grader.

um it start starts with the E the next. one right nope what starts what's the. next one start with M oh p i. remember no no no no no so that was an. analogy so so prophase um M mitosis. yeah anaphase yeah metaphase look at her. stressing yeah wait like we to face yeah. wow she's that's actually crazy you know. that like I am a good student Mr bua mhm.

Mr Busa yeah bua but will you remember. that when you're 22 like me yeah and if. you don't remember it tomorrow no phone. for you so but that's okay Harper. because we don't we don't remember it. either well some of us do. nope I'll ask you those questions again. tomorrow I'm McAn you won't remember. yeah yes I will okay okay I'm going to. tell them how you know the questions I. sent them the answers yeah I have all. the. answers he texted me he said he said. text me the answers oh they're like a. little Che you think I know that that's. crazy he he didn't know none of that.

well my dad good it didn't matter that I. knew the answers or not Kate still. didn't believe me yeah Kate was still. like no something's fishy no like the. thing is my my um dad knows everything. and he's 40 dude I'm still you think he. knows those biology answers I don't I. doubt it no he does he does he does yeah. he's an engineer right yes yeah so he he. may I believe it engineer low key are. pretty smart my dad's like the smartest. person in the world I believe it more.

than Einstein like I'm not joking did. you know Einstein had. dyslexia yeah I no I didn't but there. was this like picture of Albert Einstein. in my school that I had to walk by every. day and he looked crazy. musty bro Einstein was a little M. Einstein was some Albert Einstein we. apologize no he was guys I am still. getting Chase Apple Peg charges okay. what is going. on thir. Char like's your Apple pay password what.

for research purposes just for just for. Ed this is the third charge and I don't. know if y'all can tell but no one here. is using my Apple pay wait how much are. the charges like $20 you know what I got. a game I want to play real quick oh are. you smarter than a fifth grader no I. want to see if you guys versus making. this fifth grader I'm a ninth grader. okay are you smarter than a nth grer are. you smarter than a grader how about. let's do smarter than eighth grader cuz. I don't are you smarter than eighth. grader those sounds like hard questions.

eth grade low would be hard yeah I'm not. I'm not down for eighth grade I'm down. I'm down for fifth grade yeah all right. here we go oh boy ah I'm so nervous my. brain is. Young are we old my brain is Young and. developed right are we old to my. brain all right are you smarter than a. fifth grader right ah I'm so nervous. guys I'm like getting shaky wait fifth. grader uh yes okay let's go I'm going to. ace I'm going to ace this all if the US.

president and vice president can no. longer serve who becomes president I. said an you didn't even let me finish. the question I know this Secretary of. State no wait that's no vice president. oh my gosh no Biden what I. what I said if the president and the. vice president can no longer serve who. becomes president something of of of of. State I think he knows it I I know this. it's something of self of Defense what. Secretary of Defense no it's the it's.

the per it's the top top General I don't. know no all right everyone give up yeah. yeah speaker of the house who that who. the. heck that was the next one I was going. to guess actually I was going to guess. that which planet is known as the Red. Planet Bingo Bingo all right that's one. point for Kate first to five okay first. to three okay all right no first of five. first of five five I need time to come. back what's the largest man in the. world elephant Mammoth no dinosaur no.

blue whale blue whale yes blue whale. blue whale is correct blue whales. correct not a lie it's definitely. dinosaur I thought it was a mammoth yall. see how big dinosaurs are y'all see. reptiles I'm pretty you see how big. dinosaur footsteps are anybody ever seen. a whale. foot still alive I I don't know if that. was just the answer all right next one. one one ready zero unfortunately for me. wait are we yelling too much okay all. right what is the capital of France. Italy bro Paris Paris Italy's a country.

was it Paris yeah it's Paris I got a. first oh my gosh no I totally got that I. never I literally thought everyone was. going to laugh at me I was so prepared. for that not to be even in the right. country she said a country she said. Italy yeah I was so prepared for that to. be the entire other side of the world. one one one since you're so proud let's. go oh my gosh wait we're tied hey if. y'all don't believe me run that back and. see who said it first I definitely said. wait wait I'm so nervous wait run it. back and comment who got it first in the.

comments cash or Harper what is the. capital of France. Italy I think it was you no one's. arguing that she is commented okay okay. okay okay here we go ready this one's. going to be fast in which body part can. you find the. femur I think he beat you think he beat. you let's go oh my gosh the dropout's. going to be both of you this is great I. told you man it was the pelvis what. okay my I'm only 14 this one's going to.

be. FAS okay keep going keep going we're. going to put that on a t-shirt I'm only. 14 what happens when you turn 15 are you. going to keep saying that I'm only 15. that's not the same okay M you should. say it sometime I'm only 22 ready this. one's going to be fast who. wrote Romeo and Juliet Shakespeare oh. that's it no. 221 feel like I'm losing listen brother. I believe in you all right nobody.

believes in me okay okay I'm so nervous. what I'm picking questions for you. because I know you need help sh he needs. help hey just no y are definitely. smarter than him we all know this all. right what is the main language spoken. in Brazil Spanish Portuguese yes sir. let's go let's go I knew you'd know that. shout out my best friend Michael Maya I. only know that cuz of him cuz I always. say I always say you that is so shady no. it's it's biology man anybody anybody.

say 2 31 yeah cuz it's definitely. biology listen wait M you can't Target. cash like that no that's not Target. everybody knows Brazil okay everybody. know and I only know it because I would. always ask him or he would always be. speaking to his mom and i' be like dude. I just can't believe you can speak. another language like Brazilian and he's. like it's not Brazilian it's Portuguese. so that's how I know that bro real life. experiences like I told you guys all. right cash drop out kids no I'm kidding. don't do that don't do that ready who. was the first president of the United.

States yes that was. correct I think she George Washington. really you never SE the $1. bill that's why he's on the $1 bill wow. he Lincoln's probably number five right. no yes he is he is fifth does his top. hat fit on the $5 bill picture I think. so I don't think he's wearing the hat in. the picture do you guys remember that. though got the little hair he wore like. a huge Top Hat anyways wait wa wait wait. wait is it 222 yeah no 22 three wait.

what's the score oh I'm three yes let's. go or are you four I'm winning oh yeah. you're your two am I losing yeah it's. tied for losers and then there's. obviously me which state is known as the. Sunshine State California Florida. Alabama Florida go let's point I knew. you get that let's go it's just you're. targeting no any everybody knows Florida. okay M can you not help cash out and. maybe on the game point okay and he. won't get this one what sorry that means.

I got to get it yeah I would love for. you to get this I'd be so proud of you. dude I'd be so proud as your brother all. right ready I'm going to make him proud. I'm going to make him proud what gas do. plants absorb from the atmosphere. photosynthesis what no that's the. process of them oygen no gasoline that's. the only guess I know wait o bio no. y'all really don't know n wait it's. oygen go car car I said car caride. carbon dioxide is the correct. answer oh are you proud I'm so proud.

let's go I won you won by by flying. colors too. with first of all can we talk about how. he didn't get that and it was me first. calm down ladies calm down ladies. listen my points beat both of y'all's. points put together y'all I can't. believe y'all got beat my cash that's. actually embarrassing we somebody. actually you actually finished only 14. I'm only you actually finished high. school and you're in high school and I. never went oh you went for like one year.

right I never went oh yeah I'm so sad. feels good to be me gosh dude killer ask. one more ask one more come on they're so. fun aren't they I on a whoever gets this. question right is the winner of. everything no no I don't think so okay. give a hard one one yes not like that I. don't think cash will get this you said. that last time you could get this you. didn't want to tell me and Harper said. the answer I'm getting this I am getting. us what is the smallest prime number two.

what the heck is a prime number two yeah. what the heck is a prime number it's a. prime number even odd right no what the. heck is. prime prime is when only Prime is our. sponsor oh that was good no it's not all. right it's not our sponsor they don't. want to keep going I feel like we should. quit the game how much are what are we. at we should probably quit the game. what's our time no do one more do one it. went off it was at 20 something minutes.

of our time's off wait wait um do. another one just having too much I like. this okay okay they're going to get. harder cuz I did all the easy ones uh. who painted the Mona Lisa oh Mona Lisa. wait no wa what Leonardo da Vinci. Leonardo DiCaprio no not DiCaprio Da. Vinci yes cuz I'm good oh no wait is. Leonardo DiCaprio the guy that was on. the longest river in the world Utah. Mississippi the Red River Mississippi. River no um Tennessee Tennessee in the.

oh the Egypt River. denial my it's so good no. yes wait oh my gosh I'm a legend I. thought the is a river in egyp river oh. gosh oh cuz Den is a river in Egypt Den. ain't just a river in Egypt it's also. the right answer let's go get that fo. out of my face I think you're so good I. think I think you're a genius I think. they're just in.

denial not funny I'm so mad I literally. said the river you didn't say the yeah. you say egy. River things started clicking in my head. and then what do you know I'm right like. what are you doing are you punishing. yourself no it's making my head in the. better spot that it already is in what. she's so smart hey Harper what would you. class wait wait I have a game we can. play. listen I got a game ready let's go we're.

going to go like pretend like we're all. in school okay we are see um we're going. to say like who everyone is you know. what I mean like the bully the Class. Clown the blah BL this is not a game all. right Kate go first the bully what the. heck sorry what you're the bully no he's. the bully oh I to give you for that one. You definitely wanted to be the class. clown you're the popular girl what the. like on the no you're the popular girl. okay this isn't a comp cont oh are we.

saying I can't say anything negative. what am I I doubt like she like what am. I supposed to say you're the kid who. doesn't shower. like I like that one give m one give m. one that was funny Kate we might keep. you. on. oh anyways you might actually get to. stay on the. podcast um okay come on give him one I'm. trying to think we all are distracting. me you so quick to call me a bully give. him one wait George Washington is right. there on that $100 bill but it's you're.

so right anyways m is. definitely Frank mavick is definitely. the teacher's pet he's like yeah oh my. gosh that is such a good Garcia you need. me to go get you some more coffee from. the Teachers Lounge I am I am I can't. help it I just like when there's an. authority figure like I stop touching. the microphone sorry dude you're fakeing. it you're fake adjusting it doesn't even. need adjust it you're just like your. turn your turn he's faking it oh wait. name yourself what are you oh I'm the. quiet cuest sits in the back of the.

class no you're like I don't like this. game this game no name everyone name. everyone um hurry. up okay you can't think of one for. anyone no y'all just all look like kids. in class. H okay um Kate would probably be like. the softball player oh oh I wonder where. you got that yeah just kind of fits her. vibe you. know um Harper is definitely the class. clown definitely yeah yeah okay she's.

definitely in trouble all the time all. right and then cash what could I be. maybe the smartest one I don't know I. don't know about that I'm thinking I'm. thinking like the the the most. attractive I don't know no that cash. cash is going to be like biggest flirt. in high school for sure what does that. even mean I think that means attractive. one so I'm the attractive one great I. wouldn't say the guys that flirted are. most attractive there a reason FL. cuz they can't get a girl I'll go I'll. go so m is a um teacher's pet I I.

already got that you can't give me that. again no I'm giving you that okay no. that's spot on no Maverick Maverick is. also the kid that like no don't say it. cuz I'm I'm going to ask for my you're. the one who's like obsessed with not. showen oh no I'm kidding I'm kidding. okay I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm. thinking I'm thinking well first time be. something nice by the way Kate is the. popular girl um cash is. Definitely Maybe the attractive one. again I what should we you're definitely. the class clown okay voted most likely.

to fail College. definitely and then or a high school. dropout and then um and then I'm joking. and then um what's it called um you're. the it could be something nice no you're. the something nice you're the snitch oh. go I would not be the snitch okay. um teacher pet is also a snitch yeah she. is right there um you are. I'm so nervous uh it's gonna be.

something mean. no um what was y''s for her the popular. girl what was. yours can I change mine yeah. sure oh voted most likely to lose. weight it's not. funny pretty funny even she's laughing.

oh my God like what Ved most likely will. lose we even talking about voted we were. just talking about who we'd. be wait are. you were you trying to say voted most. like like needs to lose weight yeah yeah. that's that's what he was saying so bad. yeah she's a softball player yeah never. mind I'm I'm I'm not going to say it she. meat on her bones if she's aoft did your. head go there too did you see she just.

said no she just said you're supposed to. have meat on your bones if you're a. softball player no you are just said you. got too much me was like skinny skinny. in high school could could Kate is Kate. built like a Cheeto leader uh yes oh. that was something she'd say most. definitely like you should have seen me. when I was like 15 I was like I was. little a pile of bones literally I was. like like liter than like okay I'm going. to go Maverick is the I have like fat. legs SoundCloud rapper what absolutely.

not SoundCloud rapper odd Harper is the. um annoying one and you are the um don't. look at me like that huh I don't know. Kate's always hard when we play these. games am I just that like un like. noticeable I feel like I'm going to cry. what me too yeah you you can be the the. pretty one than there you go and I wait. did y'all name yourselves no no no oh.

name yourself oh I voted most likely to. succeed vot most likely to be a famous. singer oh. um. what same what the heck is that face I I. I am voed most likely to. um. yeah uh drop out yeah yeah there you go. most likely to drop out unfortunately. it's hard to being most likely voted to.

succeed and drag your brother along with. you it's really hard mavi also Maverick. also gives um The Vibes of like you guys. know you guys weren't in public school. but like you know how like when you're. when there's like a 20 something old say. here there's like a 20-some year old. teacher she's like 24 and she like. flirts with st all the guys I have. you're the guy that the 24y old teacher. flirts with like I can't lie like. Maverick oh my gosh no I'm serious sit. down Maverick sit down no said sit. down and then when another student walks.

up she's like uh get go sit down no I'm. not de what happens with my I'm not. going to say it but one of my teachers. and she has is she old though or is she. like in her she 2 years old like I not. two but like she's literally like 30. something and she's very young and she's. like okay I'm not going to say his name. George sit down and then she like I'm. like I know they like flip a switch when. it comes to like every other student but. they like flirt with like the athletes I. don't know why but like I the older. women have always liked me oh that's not.

what we were talking just saying like we. go on tour and. like because you were the one that was. overaged he was a child yeah don't touch. my microphone like that listen he was 15. they would have the like little daughter. would have Team cast shirt on and then. we'd look over and like the mom would. have a team map shirt on we're like what. what's going on there yeah he was. happened a lot and it was it was he was. barely legal it felt weird at 19 yeah. talk I mean I guess I'm 19 I'd feel it'd. be a little strange if I had like grown.

men with like team Kate shirts like I. was kind of proud not going to lie I was. kind of proud but yeah a lot of a lot of. moms and older women have always. followed me and shut up even now I've. never seen I've never seen someone try. to humbly I'm not trying to brag canals. true but like like actually your. analytics is it like like most more. female than most male you want to see my. text with a with an older woman that's. been texting those on theast I was going. to let her read it no should I not let. her read it h it got weird stop I.

thought we were just I thought she was. just like my friend and I want to see it. I want to see it okay don't read it out. loud but you just tell me what this. means wait is she going to see this you. just tell me what this means I'm scared. I'm scared Harper keep in mind this is a. mom of like three okay Mom read she. climbed a tree yeah and now you know oh. she's on to him yeah she's on me wait. what did it say oh my gosh no don't oh.

my gosh that's so wait did you read the. line that week yeah yeah I I I genuinely. like I I thought we were just friends. I'm I'm very confused does she dance too. uh I'm not going to tell you anything. cuz I don't want I don't want this. getting out but yeah that's not good. that that's terrible that's so bad. actually a mom of like three y she's. looking for her maybe five or. six a stepy is she divorced I don't I. don't know much about her but yeah M's. about to be a dad of children no I'm not.

I thought we were just friends and then. all of a sudden I was like oh I was like. that's what they all say m she. definitely took like 20 minutes what do. you mean by that text but I'm confused. like you what did and you just didn't. answer I saw yeah I just didn't you. didn't reply what you reply you might as. well at least send eightball pullback. Joe you have to read it it it's it's bad. show Joe after no they can get Joe's. face reaction too it's just it's just. come on just sit down for a second yeah. sit down a Joe's joining us this one.

tell me that's not. crazy is it crazy Joe oh his face oh my. God it's just like a strange thing to. say to someone strange it's not like. inappropriate or anything yeah it's not. inappropriate just it's just like what. do you mean if you're trying to flirt. you're not doing that that's for sure. like do you have a. crush that doesn't even give flirty VI I. don't know that gives like don't ever. come near me again dude like one of my. friends is like maybe she's trying to be.

like motherly and like like well she is. a mother like try to like treat you like. her child or something you're 22 I was. like I don't think so guys cash is. defining gravity cash you're going to. fall defining or defining. defying so I'm doing something with. gravity I know wait wait did y'all ever. do that in school with these things like. this nope we got yelled at if our chair. came off the ground keep in mind that. the floor was like tile you ever lean. back at him yes I I do speaking of. school I think we're about to be.

dismissed because we got a we got stuff. to do all right yeah we do got to be. dismissed um I'll toiss the class. i'lliss the. class I'll does not dismiss you I do but. like what yeah that's actually such a. fat lie because why the freak do they. put bells in schools if the teachers are. going to get mad okay makes soad sore. subjects all right come down come down. hey hey he we did not mean to bring up. the belt okay yeah because then your.

next teacher is mad you're not school no. more calm down I know I'm having water. hurt you it's okay you're in a safe. place the bell's not coming back for you. mine M um. anyways we hold on what what do you can. we wrap this up one second we are. everybody stand by we are processing. what cash is saying it is taking a long. time oh the bell's going off that's not. aell school bell that's literally the.

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