I Was Assaulted.

Kate got attacked. So, we were in our. PJs at the roller skating ring and I'm. like kind of have my arms out to balance. and I feel someone come up behind me and. wrap their arms around me and I turn. around. It's this man I've never seen in. my entire life. Are you serious? And he. didn't let go. And then I slap him and I. fall to the ground. You're over here. Capri is getting called Chri because he. cheated on Piper. So, if you cheated on. Piper, just go for me. [Music]. All right, welcome. I wouldn't even say.

welcome back. Welcome back to another. episode. Please keep that in there. We're gonna pop Harper's back and see if. you guys can hear it. You ready? She was. sitting crazy right before we started. Mic right here. Yeah. I just I don't. know why you say welcome back when it. could be their first time. Okay, wait. Here we go. Ready? Yeah. Three, two, one. Oh, we should not be promoting this. You. should not pop your back. It's horrible. Oh wow. I'm not going to lie, that was.

like two lbs of pressure. I really. wanted to do that because every time I. look at Harper, she's sitting like this. Wait, let me do your back, Cash. Let me. Every time I look at Harper, she sits. like this. That's so Her knee is on her knee is on. her chin. Or Harper, you were literally. sitting like this. You were like She. might have just grew five inches. Yeah. I don't even know if you sit like that. That hurt. That Listen to this. Listen. to this. Ready? Oh, well, we just popped. What just. happened? She just turned into You. looked more like you were about to like.

start What's that called? Throwing up. No, like when people form. What's that. called? Contortion. Transform. No. Yeah. What? Like Like you know how they say Oh. my gosh. I ruined the joke. You know how. they say aliens can like shape shift? Shapeshift. Looks like you're about to. shape shift. It's not funny now. I don't. know why I kept going. That's great. It. would have been funny the moment. I want. to pop your back. My back? Yeah. Get. down there. Cash. What happened to your. eye? What? It looks like you baby blues. I was blessed with them. Wait, no. The. side of your face. It looks like you got. hit here. Yeah, I I did get hit. Well,

you got hit. You hit me. What? I didn't. With a sword. Yeah. Yeah, but that that. is No. Is it right here? Yeah. Yeah. That's where you hit me with a sword. Really? Yeah. And in case you guys don't. know, Kenzie hit me with a sword in the. eye on a Cash and Maverick. I'm not. crazy. I'm not. No. Honestly, you just. sliced me with a sword. It was It's. Cash's fault. He was like, "Let's do a. sword fight, but we're going to take no. precautions to make sure it's a safe. sword fight." Yeah, it was my fault. I I. stepped in front of her blade. Back. Thank you for getting us back on track.

I I don't I feel like Kenzie hit me with. a sword is pretty talkable worthy, but. whatever. Talkable worthy. We need a mic. on my back. I got it. Wait, you just. popped my back. Good. Yeah. Wait, no, you just popped it. Okay, you should. really check out the skin. The skin. This morning, Matt woke up and went to. the bathroom and he came back. He was. like, "Oh, just pulled a tick off of. me." We can talk about that in a minute. Ready? We need a mic on my back. I got. it. Hold on. Maybe Maybe Why are you. holding his skin like that? You will. see. I don't like that. Are you ready?

Uh, wait. Is there Am I miked up? Hold. on. Yeah, you're miked up. I need to be. miked up. He's good. He's good. He. doesn't pick it up very well then. It's. kind of pointed at it. No, someone might. be. Oh my gosh. Okay, here we go. Up my. spine. Three, two, be gentle. The way. you're counting me, you're not going to. be gentle. No, it's going to be very. gentle. Really? It doesn't really seem. like that. Hurry up. Okay, everybody's. got to be quiet so you can hear it. Three. Oh, I thought.

it would be. It's supposed to work. Here, let me try. You'll be fine. You'll. be fine. No, you're fine. Here we go. I. just didn't get enough skin. Wait, you. got to go lower. You got to go lower. here. But the. bunchy, man. Okay. You ready? Go up. Easy. Do that. I don't think it pops. back by grabbing. Get the Get the upper. skin. I don't think it's going to work. No, it will. It will. Go again. Oh my. gosh.

Right here. That's not going to work. It. might. Here we go. Three. Okay. Two. One. I heard it. I heard it. Maybe go even. higher on his neck. Let me show you how. to actually do it. Get on the ground. Uh, no. No. No. Let's not puff his back. You're right back. You get on the. ground. No, you're not touching me. Okay, you get on the ground. Double it. and pass it on. Okay, you get on the. ground. All right. No, no, no, no. Harper, you I'll do it. No, he's p my. back before. Yeah, I don't know. Thank.

you for volunteering. We really. appreciate this. Wait, what mic did you. guys use? That one? This one? Yeah. Use. yours, C. Use yours. Huh? Oh, Kate wants to show us her. annual push-up checkup. All right. Oh my. gosh, her skin is so or her legs are so. like smooth. Yeah, I'd use yours. I'd. just move yours and angle it. Can you. hold it? Uh, I don't want this. I really. need you to hold it. Can you just angle. it down? Can you just hold it, please, M? Here, I'll hold it. Thank you. M so. annoying, man. I was sitting there so. uncomfortable.

Oh my gosh. She's not even going to hold. it. No, I'm not. You're so annoying. It's not close enough. Well, I was in. the middle of getting there and you. tried to take it from me. Dude, this. guy. Boys, boys, don't die. This guy's. dead. Ready? Everybody listen. We need. silence. Be so gentle. I will. Ready? Silence. Map. Map. Sorry. Silence. Yes. Okay. Ready. Yeah, that that happens normally, but I.

did it, too. Oh my gosh, that's scary. Can you do it on your arm? Why did she. hit you? Ow. Why would you hit him? Don't say that. He was trying to help. you. Yeah, I was trying to give you. chiropractic care for free. Do you want. arthritis? No. Kate's been hitting all. kinds of people recently. Yeah, we'll. get into that. Oh, we're going to jump. right into that. Yeah. Do we want to. jump right into that? Yep, I guess so. Well, I kind of got a story I want to. tell first. Okay, sure. Wow. I really. want to talk about the when Kate hit. someone, but Okay. Okay. So, listen.

Me and Cash went on a trip. I'm not telling this story yet. I'm not. telling the story you think I'm telling. You don't know about this story. Okay, fine. Tell the story. So, while we're on. a trip, Kenzie and Kate are home alone. and they Well, not they. Kenzie decided. since she's home alone, she would let. Stella sleep in the bed. What? Honey, Kate did the same. No way. And listen, it was not like that at the beginning of. the night. What? Oh, that's what they.

all say. No, it's it's your fault. genuinely. What? What? She flirted with. you and you convinced you to let her in. bed? No, cuz I can't sleep. Stella. flirts with me. I understand. She walks. around. She's like, "What the?" She. does. I She does that to me, too. Promise you. She walks around. She looks. at me. She's like, "You want to you want. to go outside?" I'm like, "No, I don't. want to go outside.". What the heck? Yeah. She's like, "Come. pet me." Your dog's a hoe. Kitty's dog is What. is Honey Honey's like the opposite of a.

flirt. Honey's like a cranky old lady. that wears diapers already, man. I'm. telling you that she she looks at me in. her crate and she's. like Anyway, so I come home, Kinsey. tells her, she's like, "Don't be mad. I. let Stella sleep in the bed." And I was. like, "You got to be kidding me." Why? We have a strict wrong about that. because then she thinks she can get on. the bed. And so we just never let her on. the bed cuz then she'll think she can. just jump up there. It's confusing for. the dog. Yes. You're trying to help. I. laid a big blanket down and she stayed.

on her side on the blanket and I washed. all the sheets the next day. Okay. Well, didn't wash them good enough because she. tried to kill me. This is not her fault. This is your fault. That dog infested. our bed with ticks. That bit. No, she. didn't. And I had a tick on me this morning. Do. you not know about his past? I nearly. died once and I'm not trying to have it. happen again. Yeah, he's traumatized. from For you to blame Stella is. ridiculous because I He's not. He's. blaming you. I'm blaming the dog. That.

dog tried to kill me. I washed the. sheets. It's your fault for going to who. knows wherever y'all went. Oh no. Why'd. you point at me when he said who knows. where? I don't got no tick on me. The. tape would not. Yeah, I do. I don't got. no tick on me. No. Ma Maverick almost. died from tick fever. Okay. Limes. disease. No, it's Rocky Mountain fever. It's limes disease. Well, whatever it. was, he almost died from the tickness. Okay. The tickness. Tick got me. He was. only 2 years old. And now now I now I. tick. Yeah. Let me let me look it up.

What is the tick disease called? Tick. nation. There's lots of diseases. Limeme. disease. Okay. Look up. Look up what. mountain rocky fever is. Mountain rock. That is doesn't Is that an ice cream? Hold on. Wait. What's the ice cream. called? Rocky Rocky Road. Rocky Road. What is Rocky Mountain Fever? Dude, I. could eat some rocky road. Yeah, we. know. What does that say? Yeah, but limes disease is the normal. one. So, I heard he was the abnormal. Why'd you get the abnormal? I don't.

know. I was so excited when you guys. Well, I wasn't because Kinsey and I both. agree like whenever the boys are gone, we can't sleep because we're used to. having someone like next to us. So, we. both were up until like 2:00 a.m. just. like making quilts because we were like, "Well, we're not sleeping tonight, so we. don't got to go to bed." And uh when I. went to bed, I gave Honey Cash a side of. the bed. Oh, how generous. Did you. nearly die, too? Uh no, but I nearly. killed Honey. What? What? Yeah. Nothing. to do with related to her on the bed. Oh. my gosh. Can I say something really.

fast? There was um like there was this. uh it was the fattest woman in the. world. No hate. I understand. Um it. happens. It happens. No, it happens. I. understand. But I get hungry, too. But. um we BK gets the best of all of us. sometimes. What? What? Okay. Well, anyways, she had two kids and they slept. in her bed with her and then she rolled. over um and in her sleep. Oh my gosh. She rolled over and it's not funny. I. just I don't know why I'm smirking. Um. she rolled over in her sleep and her.

kids died. Hey guys, we're going to be. coming to Atlanta, Georgia on June 28th, Charlotte, North Carolina on June 29th, and Washington DC July 12th and so many. other cities. So, make sure to go get. your tickets at the lolodcast.net. [Music]. That happened. That happens with people. who are even just not overweight. Like. that's why they take like a That almost. happened to me. I mean, Kate was rolling. over on me the other night. I had to get. out. I was like, "Dude,

she was coming quick." You know what's. actually crazy? It It was coming at me. fast. You want to know what's actually. crazy? We're laying in bed the other. night and I'm on Cash's side of the bed. with him and I'm in a hole. I'm sunken. into a hole in the mattress. First of. all, that's not It's a brand new. mattress. What' you do to it? What do. you mean? It was literally I didn't do. nothing to it. Literally like a hole. Like it and it created a hole. I. dampened the mattress. I had to crawl. out of this crater to get to my side of. the bed. She's being your m Yeah. And.

then Okay, fine. I'll just say it. Did. the crater move with you? No. Yeah. No, it did. That's what she was saying to. me. She was like, "Why do I feel like my. side has a hole, too?" I was like, "Hm h. interesting." Yeah. I can My side's. feeling pretty flat now that you're. gone. Yeah. Like when you're on a. trampoline and you're like trying to. jump, but that one person's sitting on. it and there's like a little crater. You're like, "Can you get off?". That's so niche. I can't. No. Um Yeah. I. can That's. like niche. You know what does niche.

mean? It means like it's so specific. It's like can anybody small like Yeah. Only only a few people understand. Well, like I feel like everybody understands. Like if you ever jumped on a trampoline. and you're trying to like do a back flip. or something and one person's like. sitting like right there a joke and says. that's so neat. Oh, but yeah. I would love to play crack. the egg with you. Just crack the egg. Yeah. And then No, one time I was. playing Crack the Egg and I landed on my. head. Oh, that's that's that's when the. other team won. Yeah, cuz you probably. cracked right there. Yeah. Did I ever. used to play uh dead man? Yes. Wait.

Dead Man, come along. But I do remember. real quick. Wait, I remember playing. that game, but I don't time I counted. five. Yes. 1, two, three, four, five. See, I remember all that, but I don't. remember what the game was. You walk up. and your You have your eyes. Yeah. Okay. I'll be dead, man. I'll be dead. Rock, paper, scissors. Okay. Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot. Oh, I'm so Oh, we used. to play that at my house and our. trampoline had the netting, but then Oh, good. Ignore it. Keep going. Keep going. But at my grandma's house, they did not. have the netting and so we would still.

do it and we would just fall off. Dude, I hate netting houses. I was like, "Dang, your mom's OP." Okay. Anyways, over the dead OP. When you're the dead. man, after they sing the ritual, you get. up and you have to close your eyes. Ritual. Wait, nobody's singing a ritual. on me. Ritual. So, whatever. The dead. man. I don't want you guys seeing a big. ritual about me being dead. So, basically, when you come alive, you have. to close your eyes, run around, try to. get them. But this is the the black um. carpeting is the uh area that we have. Oh, okay. Yeah, we can play. All right. Ready? Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot. Oh,

I'll play best out of three. All right. Ready? Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot. Why. would you Okay. Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot. Okay. Well, would you offer me. best out of five? Huh? Would you do that. for me? Okay. All right. Best out of. five. Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot. Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot. Ooh. Next. one wins. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Ooh, it's very intense. Hold on. Okay. All right. Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot. Get out of here. All right. So, I. pretty much be a menace now. No, you got.

to get in the middle. You have to get in. the middle so we can run around you. I. am in the middle. No, the middle. The. middle. We can't We can't run around you. cuz you're too large. Hold on. I think. we might need a way. Alex is fixing the. sound. Keep moving. Why don't Instead of. you laying down, why don't you like ball. up? Yeah. Get a fetal. Okay, I'll get a. fetal. I sleep like that. What? Yeah. Okay. Ready? Three, two, one. Are you. guys going to kick me? Feel good. Ready. I feel like I'm about to be kid. Middle. of the room. Middle. I I We got to stay. in frame. You're in frame. You were in. frame. I don't know. 3 2 1.

[Music]. Sounds like a. ritual. 1 2 3 4 5. Why everybody run away? Close your eyes. Oh, my eyes tag you. I think I hear. Harper. She's. loud. Harper's. loud. I'm.

coming. Where are you? I hear someone. I. hear someone. I hear. someone. Everyone else. I hear someone. You're over here. And so it did. it.

Okay. I hear someone suck at this game. I hear someone. Hold on. You already got. me, dude. I hear the. move. I hear I got you. Why is he walking? I heard someone. whisper.

Where? She's running behind. Go. Where. you? She's back. Oh, she's getting away. Why don't I see you? Oh, god. Come get. me. I got you. You trigger. You. trigger. Wait, why is that game lowkey. fun? We should play again after the. episode. That was so much effort. I.

couldn't breathe. Man, I wish I was a. cheater. When your eyes are closed, push. off the trampoline. When your eyes are. closed, I feel like I'm about to hit. everything. He looked like the spider when the woman. or when the girl from or the other. brother from Coraline turns into a. spider. He looked like that and he was. like going around. Or he looked like Mr. Bobinsky. Who the heck is Mr. Bobinsky? Just look him up. Who's that? Just Just. look him up. You'll find out for. yourself. I'm like intrigued. I'm going. to look him up. Why are you sitting on a.

pillow? My hips are wide. Your hip? What do you. mean your hips are wide? Hips are extra. wide. What does that mean? Means uh he's. been What's the What the heck? Why was. that a definition? Like I asked why. you're sitting in the pillow. Where is. Mr. Bobinsky from? Let me see. Mr. Bobinsky. That's who I look like. What the heck is. that thing? Your form running around was. crazy. Yeah, because I'm scared I'm. going to stub my toe or something. No, you looked like you were pooping your. pants. Yeah, you were like hunched over. like a little gremlin. You looked.

exactly like me, honestly. Walking. around like Harper. I can't believe I. got out first. That's so rigged. Oh. yeah, it was scary. Low key, that was so. neat. We're all out of breath. Yeah, we're all like, "All right, can we play. crack the egg now?". You can't do that. Yeah, you can watch. Get in each other. Kick them. Yeah. Just. kick them. If they crack, they lose. All. right, Harper, you can take that one. If. If my head cracks, I lose. Uh, no. We're. just going to start kicking your t.

pretty much. Yeah. I'm pretty sure. that's a form of uh harassment. No, more. like more like fun. Yeah. Hey, did you. guys see that ship on TikTok? The boat? No, that's me and Captain. Yes, I did. I. did. 20 people injured, two deaths, five. critical. There was a boat. It's like a. big sailboat. The Mexican Navy was on. this boat. Uh, yes. Okay, continue. Y'all continue. It sounds like y'all. know more about it than me. What? I know.

I was just ready to share a boat story. Yeah, I just know that these people were. up on the boat. Okay, I'll share. You're. not explaining. Okay. The Mexican Navy. was doing like a performance in a. sendoff right next to the Brooklyn. Bridge on a sailboat. On a sailboat. And. so imagine like the pole that goes up. that has the sail on it and then there's. bars that go off. It look It looks like. a pirate ship. Yeah. Yeah. Think of. pirate ship. And so there's a bar that. goes up and there's bars that go across. in a triangle. And there was people.

standing on the bars. There was like. maybe a hundred people. Did they have. anything to like hold on to or is was it. I think they were harnessed in so they. couldn't get off if they wanted to. Look, here it is. And anyway, so the. ship I'll show you. The ship is going. down the water. You can watch. They said. like it's under investigation, but they. think that the engine broke on the ship, so they couldn't stop it. And all those. there's people all up there and they. were just like trampled by the ship. Oh. no. See all those people? Yeah. Yeah.

And they're all they're literally all. harnessed into the top. So no matter. what, they're just getting thrown around. or falling. And then what happened to. them? Oh my gosh, that's crazy. How did. they fall? You can see them on this one. You can see one guy fall all the way to. the bottom, but he hit the water, so I. don't know what That's so sad. Yeah. Look, you see that guy falling? Oh my. gosh. Actually, is a Is the driver um blind? Like why did they go over the under the. That's what she just said. It's under. investigation. It's under investigation, but like there's probably like a an.

attack. Some of the some of the claims are that. the engine of the boat stopped working, so it just kept going forward. That's so. There's so many different things that. could have happened. That's so scary. The tide could have just probably rose. I don't know if it rises that much, but. so can you imagine just being up there. and you're like up at the top and you're. like, "Hey, uh, you think we're going to. hit the top of that?" N harness. Nah. Yeah, it looks like it's coming. No, surely surely they know like if we can.

fit under the bridge down there, right? Right. Yeah. Yeah. They wouldn't put us. up here if we were gonna hit the bridge. Yeah. And then I don't think they knew. that they were gonna Well, I mean, if. they were close enough, they might have. known. The thing was it's like it's. hitting the bridge so slowly, but it's. so strong cuz it's so much weight moving. forward. It's like breaking. It's like, you know, when you're like getting. That's the worst way to like get hurt. because like when you're like slowly. getting like crushed by something. instead of just like Does that happen to. you? I mean, sometimes you do that. Wait, you're. speaking of sleep with Kate?

Rude. And for your information, I stay. on my side of the bed when you're. slowly. No, you don't. What? He was. sleeping. What did you just say? I said. I stay on my side of the bed. Yeah. Then. why did I wake up with a knee in my. booty this morning? Yeah. Every morning, Kate, we have a king-siz mattress. I. purposely was like, "We got an upgrade. to a king-siz mattress. for no particular reason, but I was. like, "We need a big one." And we got a.

kingsiz mattress. And yet Kate still. somehow always ends up on my side of the. bed every single morning. And every. single night I got to kick her away. And. every single night she says the same. thing. She's like, "Really? Really? Really? You're nothing like my. grandmother." Because I used to when I. had sleepovers with her and I got to. sleep in the bed with her, I'd kick her. all night long and she never got mad at. me. Was she dead? No. Oh, okay. You. should be more like her. Be more. graceful towards me. Anytime I have a. sleepover and my friends are like, "Harpour, please sleep alone." Because.

like because I literally wake up um. hugging their leg. I don't know how that. happens, but it happens honestly. Hugging someone's leg. They come over to. your house and they want to kick you out. of your bed. No, I usually I don't like. to sleep over at my house. It's boring. Oh, cuz my mom would you sleep over at. your house every night? No. Yes. I would. not I don't know how you say your house. is boring. Well, okay. It's not boring, but like on the weekends, I'd rather be. somewhere else but be besides my house. Like my curfew is 11:30, so I have to. promise my mom that I'll be home by 11.

or be at their house by 11:30. And so, and all my friends curfews are like 12, but they like to be nice and be like, "You know what? We'll do it for you.". But this summer, it's going to be 12 my. curfew because I'm a junior. Oh, upgrade. I don't know what you're. saying. Your house is boring. Me and Min. pay went to your house the other day to. take like I don't know. We were picking. up something from your mom or something. I don't know. And we were there and we. went to your backyard and I've like. never really been your backyard and we. found your trampoline and your pool and. your hot tub and we were like whoa. And.

then we all jumped on your trampoline. Yeah. That's why it's kind of broken. And then your mom came home and just me, M, and Pap were all jumping on your. trampoline in the backyard and we were. like Yeah. Oh, cuz I've never seen a. trampoline like Harper's. It's. incredible. It has a net around it. No, not the net. No, you She has like a. trampoline and the springs go downwards. Oh. And it the trampoline goes like is. still not understanding how it works. I. don't understand how it works either. Yeah. No, that's why I had to jump on. it. I was like, what is that outside? Wait, that's kind of crazy that Harper's.

mom came home and there was just like. three men jumping on the trampoline. You. boys are right out there. You want some. pizza? What did she say to you? Like she came. out to the backyard and she's like, "Boys, I'm home." She was like, "Es. killed him." Yeah. Why is that your first thing you think. of when you see Essis? She's like, and. also I figured out what she is finally. I I always just go, which Essis is Harper's dog that is like.

a size of a rat and jumps around like. this. Um, and I figured out what she is. You guys ever seen uh a magnet when. they're laying on tables and they. connect and they go? That's Estus. Estus is so calm when she. comes towards me. I'll take a video of. Estus next time I go to your place. Is a. magnet. It's Yeah. You know, when. magnets go. So, are you saying Estus is. a is Oh, wait. You're calling my dog a. magnet. A magnet. Thank you. Yes, that. was the closest thing I could refer her. to. Great. Awesome. A piece of metal.

Amazing. No, Estus is not a piece of. metal. She's much more than It's an. attractive piece of metal. It attracts. other metal. How old were you when y'all. got Estus? I was in second grade, so. like eight. Okay. Was it a family dog or. did your mom get it cuz she wanted the. dog? A family dog. Yeah. Well, it was. for me and Ree, but we never take care. of her. Oh, yeah. Cuz Estus loves your. mom. I noticed whenever you came home. from that movie. Yeah. Estess was like. ignoring everyone. Did not want to be. picked up by anybody. And as soon as. your mom walked in the door, she was. like, "Please, please, please." I know.

She I love like she loves my mom, but. she also I think she likes me second. Estus is going to be sad when we go on. tour. No, she's coming with us. Oh, she. is? I don't think so. You're going to. stick her in your carryon. Yes. Yes. I. don't think Estus is coming on tour. I. I'm I love Esta so much. That was. actually something somebody asked me. when uh I did my I did a Q&A on. Instagram and somebody was like, "Are. you guys bringing the dogs on tour?" No. What? No, we're not. I would love to. bring Stella. Stella would actually be. good. Honey, but unfortunately traveling.

with a dog is very expensive. Honey. would die. I'm not kidding. If Honey was. on stage, Honey would have She walked. out on stage and everybody was like, "Ah." She'd literally fall over like. this. I'm not kidding. She died right. there. exaggerating to be funny. I. genuinely think that we could scare her. so bad she'd have a heart attack and. die. I scare Honey just when I'm like, "Are you ready to go outside in the. front yard?" And she's like, "Oh no, please, please, not the front yard, please." She like will literally jump. and run away at like a noise like this.

Like she'll aggressively turn her head. and like almost just ran away from. Sometimes if she's not paying attention. and she's like standing still, I'll take. my foot and stick it right under and. just touch her stomach. I just touched the middle of her stomach. and she just goes. runs into a wall. I'm not kidding. Just. the amount of times she runs into a wall. should be like a new world record. Oh my. gosh. Kate was sewing her quilt the. other day and the extension cord from. the um sewing machine to the wall was.

right by the back door and Kate let. honey in and her back foot got caught on. the cord and she was like and she ran in. place like Scooby-Doo. No, she literally. ran in place for a solid 10 seconds and. she was like she was like trapped in the. cord and like she didn't get out until I. like took her leg out. She was so. scared. Stella is scared of tape. measures. Y'all want to see? Wow, she. is. We're not going to trap her right. now with a tape. No, it is. She is. terrified of a tape. Yeah, she is. I promise you Stella is. definitely afraid. You mean the bendy.

ones? The ones that go inside the thing. Uh, what? That's just a normal tape me. Wait. Oh. Oh, a ruler is the other. thing. Dude, did she scared of it? Cuz when it. like pops like bends, it also makes like. that loud noise. It makes the same noise. as her fence. So, it scares her. Yeah, she got an electric fence cuz she's a. bad dog and she'll try to run away. And. before you guys hate us for putting an. electric fence up, they would die in the. street getting hit by a car. Oh, hey. Stella. Actually, her fence is actually.

turned off. Yeah, she actually just. knows that she can't go out now. All. right, Stella. Here, Stella, come here. No, she Stella, sit. She's at camera. Sit. Wait, just bring her over here. Sit. I was going to have Kenzie try to. call her over. No, no, you got to do it. the other way. Put her right here. Okay. Put Stella right here. Stella. Stella, come here. Sit. Dude, she listens so well. Honey. could never sit. All right, Stella. You see the tape. measure? I don't think that's going to. scare her at all. No, watch. She's.

terrified of it. She won't cross it. See? Stella, let call her, honey. Uhhuh. Yeah, you are. You call honey. No, I was. telling you to call her. Listen, Stella, come here. Here. Maybe we need this. side. Yeah. Stella, come here. Come. here. Come here. Wait. Stella, look. Oh, okay. She wasn't doing that the other. day. Here. Wait. I got it. I got it. Okay. Okay. Now. Oh, now she's Okay, now. call her. Go. Go over there. Stay. What the heck? I mean, she's showing off.

today. I swear we called her a 100 times. She. would not go across the tape measure. You move the tape measure and she'd run. straight to you. Yeah, that was a big. crab. Okay. Oh, are you okay, dude? Why. does Stella think she's a lap dog? Every. time she is a lap dog. Look how cute she. is. Look at her. A dude, I'm so sad cuz. my dog doesn't even know what my name. is. Really? Your dog never runs around. going Harper. Harper. Oh my gosh. My. friend Stella does it all the time. Stella say cash. No, but she does say. mom. I swear she does say mom. No, she.

does not say mom. She does say mom. I. promise. What? Kate knows I'm not crazy. anymore. She says mom. I've heard it. Mom. She's like in the crate and she's. literally like mom. Mom. I promise. Maybe. I promise. And maybe she's just. going, y'all ever noticed? Stella is. such like a menace. Except for moments. like these where she wants to go. unnoticed. She like calms down and she's. so good and like she's like, "Please let. me be." She's like, "Don't kick me out. Please just let me be part of the club.". Wait, try to try to howl and see if she.

howls. No, no, no. She won't. I'veled for hours. I taught her when she. was little not to speak. So now she gets. in trouble. Dang. I mean, that's harsh. Imagine she's growing up in life now. So, you taught her not to speak, but yet. she said you taught her not to speak and. how to say mom. Okay. Yeah, that doesn't. add up. I didn't teach her how to say. mom. She just naturally knows I'm her. mom. I will say this, if if there was a. dog that would come on tour, it would be. Stella. But would be great. Unfortunately, she cannot come. If you. can come to Charlotte, North Carolina.

or Atlanta, Georgia, Washington DC, Philadelphia, and many more. Yep. New. York City, Boston. We might even play. Dead Man with you. Oh. Oh my gosh. Imagine playing dead man on stage in. front of the audience. You just run off. the stage. Just go. No, that might be a. safety hazard. Actually, they just like. We should play Dead Man in the Hangout. Honestly, that would be fun. That would. be fun. Oh my gosh. You'all have the. option. Do you want to play Dead Man or. do you want to make Tik Toks? We should. just do both. Wow. Option of a lifetime. Okay. Why did you Why did you say like.

dead man? Dead Man was like It was like, do you want to make Dead Man or Tik. Toks? Like Tik Toks and Dead Man are on. the same level. Everyone would choose. dead man. St. Get your little sticky paw. off me. Girl, you're poking me. Dude, I. can you believe like our dogs are our. best friends, but they don't know our. names. It is crazy. Honey knows who I. am. I think Stella knows my name. Dude, look at her. Like, she's trying to act. like she's not here right now. Wait, try. to say like try to make her say your. name. She won't. She doesn't do it. You. think she's just going to say Kenzie out. of nowhere? I'll tell you what, if she. does say Kenzie, we're about to be rich.

Come on, say it. I have a friend whose. mom is an animal control caught and so. she deals with animals all the time and. she took in this little Chihuahua when. it was a baby and now it's like 10 years. old but she can tell it to go hug. people. Oh my and like like she could. point at Maverick and be like I'm out. No, no, no. I know. You think a little. Chihuahua's walking around like No, I. promise. I'm like she walks she walks. out. She's like where my hug at.

She'll point at whoever she wants them. to hug. She'll like, "Go hug Maverick.". And the little dog would jump down, run. over there, jump up, and she just places. her paws on either side of the neck and. just lays down. I thought Chihuahua were. like tiny. So like clearly for cash, they're tiny little devils, they bite. Every Chihuahua I've ever seen is like. they're like, "Ah, don't pet it." Yeah, literally. Chihuahua and dash hounds, they're like, especially in the movies, all the Chihuahua are like mean. They're. like Chihuahua and dash hounds. I swear. all of them are possessed. Even just.

even just a couple days ago, me, Mav, and Pape were filming a video and this. Chihuahua or this dash hound came up. Dashounds. Really? Yeah. Like a weenie. dog. Yeah. And it was midnight and we're. just filming this video and then this. dash comes out of nowhere and. I don't think you're saying it right. A. dash. No, I think it's Huh. Pretty sure. I think it's a wiener dog. It's both. It's both. I want a dashound. His. dashound came up stalking us like And. then the owner come by and was like, "Oh, don't mind cowboy." I was like, "Cow's about to bite my ankles. Can you.

get it?" And she's like, "Oh, he just. wants to say hi." That dog wants dog. owners are like, "He doesn't bite." And. then he's like, "Yeah." Then we ignore. him for like 15 minutes. And suddenly. this dog sneaks up on us. And then the. owner goes, "He wants to say sorry." And. the thing's so tiny. I don't see it. It's dark out. I'm like, "What did you. say?" They go, "He wants to say sorry.". I'm like, "Sorry for what? This thing's. about to bite my ankle." So he snuck up. my. sorry he doesn't seem like he wants to. say sorry to me. Yeah. You know, honestly, hey, you know where we didn't. go on tour, but we need to go. Oh, I.

know. North Korea. They are open for. tourism now. We can go. Wait, really? North Korea? That's what you That's what. you're going to say. I don't think we. should go to North Korea. I'm actually. learning something on that right now. No, it's not a good place. No, it's a. great place. I vacation there. No, no. Force people to go to our shows. Oh my. gosh. Wait, how many people would go to. our show in North Korea? None of them. They don't have any money or photos to. watch. Yeah, they don't have like photos. to watch. They don't they would not have any clue.

who we are cuz they're not allowed to. use it. But you know who might know who. we are. King Jun has 30 30 little. Imagine Kim Jong-un just watches the. pod. Dude, he's like that's my favorite. show. Wait, you want to see? Being a uh. what's it called? An animal control. officer is probably the most terrifying. job I think that I could ever have. If. we ever do one of those YouTube videos. facing our biggest fears, that should be. mine because I would hate to be an. animal control officer. Why? I don't. like dogs uh because they scare me and. even Stella scares me every once in a.

while. What about you don't remember the. time when Stella she was carrying. something in her mouth then she was. showing me her teeth like I I thought. she got possessed for a minute and I I. started walking away. I was like, "St. Stella, no.". And then she just had a ball in her. mouth and I was like, "Oh, I mean, no. What are you doing?" But now is the only. dog that doesn't scare me. Cuz Honey's. like barely even a dog. Honey doesn't. have teeth. Is Honey is a dog. She's her. own individual. Okay. Why is it See,

that's why dogs scare me sometimes. Why. is it sitting like that? Now it is probably about to say. mom. Look at it. Stella, are you sweet baby? No, no, it's. about to be like. where's the baby? Don't lick it. Are. they take me to the Four Seasons. Orlando? No, but imagine being called out on. site. Say me. Imagine you're the guy. they call when they're like, "Hey, we. got an angry pit bull that's going to. kill everyone right now. Could you come.

get it?" No, I don't want to come get an. angry pit bull. And I think those guys. deserve like a medal of honor for. keeping the streets safe because imagine. we have a bunch of rabbit pit bulls and. raw running around. I don't know about. you, but I wouldn't be going outside. Just imagine all those dash hounds. running around. Think if they were all. in packs, dude. A bunch of dash hounds. It's just the dash gang. They're like. I've seen gangs of dogs. You don't want. to mess with them. No, she didn't. actually have very many dogs. She had. more like she had a deer at one point.

She had a skunk. She had an alligator. Sounds like it's the zoo you went to. Dog was her house. Oh, okay. She like. rehabilitate them at her like inside her. house. Why are you rehabilitating an. alligator? Kill the alligator. Yeah, alligators should go and sing. I'm going. to start a hashtag. One time she had to. come to our house to get a raccoon. It. was like this big. It was so cute. But. its mom had left it and it was out in. the daylight and it was like up in a. tree and it was like if a raccoon could. be drugged, it was definitely drugged. cuz it was like hanging on by a limb.

literally. And eventually it just fell. out and got brain damage and so she had. to take it in. But the raccoon. The. raccoon. The raccoon. So cute. I love. them. We should get raccoons for a. podcast episode. You guys think. dinosaurs? Can we do any any sort of. animals for a podcast episode? I would. love that. Be awesome. Run around. Let's. get a chimpanzeee. Oh my gosh. I'm. obsessed with Champ. Chimpanzeee's. trying to kill me. Chimpanzeee would. play dead men but with his eyes open. You don't want any part of that. No, I. actually do love chimpanzees though. They like hug you. They wrap around you. and they take your face off and they.

take you off and that happened one time. No, but happened multiple times. I'm not. downplaying the lady that happened to. cuz I've listened to that story maybe. over like 20 times cuz I listen to true. crime every morning. Every morning when. I get up and that story I just play it. on repeat and it just scares me so bad. But I love monkeys so much. Wait, wait, how' the story go? It's uh so basically. this woman owned a monkey. Her friend. was taking care of it. Um the friend was. like babysitting the monkey. The monkey. wasn't used to her. She took um his name.

was like chimp or something out of out. of the Are you making this up or are you. telling me plan of the apes? I know. She's like and then they took over San. Francisco. They she took the she took. the chimp out of the um out of the cage. and it like attacked her and ripped off. her face and she called 911 and then the. friend called 911 cuz she came back or. the actual owner came back and saw that. her friend was like totally her face was. ripped off. Oh gosh. No, it's not funny. No, it's not what I'm thinking about. It's really funny, but it's not funny.

Well, what are you thinking about? Say. it. So then, so then um they had to put. the chimp down, of course. But um that. that chimp was such an emotional. attachment to the lady, but then. uh she didn't die, but her face was all. ripped off. Yeah. Oh, so scary. And you. can look up the photos. I can show you. girl who got her face. Oh, no. We don't. need to see No, we need to see that. Uh, I got a real question. You know, everyone's asking around uh who would. win in a fight. Uh, one gorilla versus.

100 men. Uh, who do you guys think would. win in a fight? You. His name was. Travis. Oh, that was not anything. related to Chip. The monkeyy's name was. Travis. Oh, his name's just Travis. Uh, who do you guys think would win in a. fight? One or talked about this? No. No. You individually versus 10,000 dash. hounds. Oh, dash. No, I'm killing all of. them. No. Yes, I am. No, they're not. One kick each, dude. No, dude. I see. I. get tired after like four kicks. I could.

literally just But then you could kill a. thousand of them. You know, imagine I. want you to imagine you in a football. field with 1,000 dash hounds on the. other side all going. Well, speaking from experience, because. I do have a dog that's similar to a. weenie dog. A boxer? No. Huh? Honey. Honey is really similar to your Oh, honey. Yeah, I guess Honey's kind of. Honey's like a practically a weenie dog. They have bad backs. You just literally. step on their back. Oh my god.

Where do you expect to get that? M is just like one back, two back, three. back. Step on a crack and bake your. back. I think I would. like if I had like a thousand honeys. coming at me, I stand no chance. Really? Cuz honey don't even got no teeth. So I. don't know what honey do to you. Dude, imagine all these puppies running. up to you. I would be in heaven. I know. Okay, so we asked this question because. we have a thousand dash hounds for you.

I would love that. I would literally. have them all run up to me and kiss me. And I'll tell you what, if I was in a. Mr. Beast video, and his thing was like, "There's 1,000 dash hounds guarding this. $100,000. I'm not going for that. $100,000." I'm not going for it. I'll. tell you that. I don't even think I. could kill one dash. They're so cute. Yeah. Oh, you can if they're killing. you. Maybe it's attacking me. No, I. wouldn't. I'd let them kill me. What? What a sacrifice, honestly. I mean, yeah. Real noble. No, you wouldn't. I've. seen you like literally just get like a.

bug on you and you're like, well, a bug is a bug. Are you kidding. me? Dogs are so different. A dog is like. halfway human. I felt bad the other day. We were playing volleyball and there was. this there was this like little bug. I. don't know what it was, but it was some. sort of like midsized bug, and it was. flipped over on its back, struggling in. the sand like this, kind of like a. turtle would. I love helping bugs. So, I. I didn't know what to do cuz it was mid-. volleyball game. So, I just buried it in. the sand. And I was like, I hope he dies. quick. What was it? I don't know. I.

don't know what it was. And maybe it's. just one of those bugs that lived in the. sand, but I just buried it in the sand. cuz I didn't want to step on it. And. then I was like, I don't know if that. really helped him out or not because I. think he tried to have me help a roach. that was stuck like that. Oh, it was in. a store. A roach. Now, we talked about. this before. The roach in the store. One. of them was stuck upside down and you. wanted him to save it. Well, no, but. like get rid of it. I was like, "No, he's stuck there. He deserves that. He's. a roach." My My sister was in the school. bathrooms and like two rats um just went.

under her stall in the school bathroom. That's disgusting. And there's also. roaches in the school bathrooms. They're. just walking around in the raft. They're. like, I wonder what like dogs think right now. Like what is Stella thinking of right. now? Like she's probably so happy that. she hasn't been kicked off the podcast. over with me. No, like does she have. words going through her mind? Like. actual words or. like or like or like like actual like. words going through her mind? She. actually thinks words. Thinks in.

English. Well, I don't know about. English. She speaks in some She thinks. in some sort of language. Yeah, we found. out Honey was espanol the other day. Yeah, we did. Remember Espanol? Yeah, honey thinks in espanol. Espanol. Yeah, that's what she thinks in. Honey's a Spanish dog. Hey, that's all. right. I think espanol, too. I think in. it, but I can't speak it. You don't. I. do. I promise you. No, you don't. I. promise you. What's I just told you I. can't speak it, but I thank it. You. think you'd be able to translate it to.

English? Oh, I can translate. I can. translate. All right. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Okay. What's bic? Okay. First of all, that was in Spanish. That is No, son. Blete. No. Yes. I learned something. about mispronouncing. Saying something. about milk. No, that's absolutely wrong. What? You said leches, didn't you? No, I. said bisc. She's mispronouncing it. What. is it then? There are people watching me. get my phone out. There are people. watching this that speak Spanish and. they're like having a headache listening. to us. They're like, "What are they. saying?" I don't I could tell her, but. she's misspeaking it. So,

hello. How are you doing? No. No. What. it is? Hello. How are you? How are you? I don't know why I was inputting. I've. never taken serious. Why did you tell me. no? She was so confident. She's like, "No, not me wrong.". I would have big justice on the podcast. I feel like that would be funny like to. speak. espanol. Big justice in espanol. He's. like double chalk chocolate cookie. But. but like in but like in espanol. I don't. know how you say that. I don't know how.

you say that in espanol. Oh, no. Cuz. like I said, I can't I can't speak it, but I can think it. So, I don't I don't. really know how they would say a chicken. bake in espanol. Does anybody know how to say chicken. bake? No. Chicken bake. No. Why are you. saying that? Oh, cuz if the Costco come. on, that's what they would say in. espanol. A double chunk chocolate. cookie. No, I don't. I'm trying to I'm. trying to think of what that is in. Spanish. I don't know. Chocolate.

I think it is. It's chocolate. No, it's. not. It is. That's how you say it. I. went to Spanish and they called it. chocolate. Chocolate cookies. No, I think it's. cocoa. Cocoa. Cocoa. It's cocoa. Cocoa. Cookies. It's cocoa. Okay. None of us. speak. No, I do. I'm about to. How to. say chocolate in Spanish. It's. chocolate. How to eat spinach. What? Dude, learn English. Hey, on the real Oh, you ain't even.

going to believe this. L Chocolate. Y'all think I'm capping, but that's how. you say it. They just added Yeah, probably. Yeah, she did. Oh, that smells. big. She didn't mean it. E. Y'all think. I'm capping, but Spanish is practically. the same thing as English. You just say. L in front of everything. Don't be. embarrassed, Stella. That smells Chomp. Hey, speaking of Chomp, what was that? He was saw y'all too. Capri is getting.

called Chapri. Chopri. Chapri. What does that mean? Chapri. Uh, yeah. Capri is getting. called Chopri because he cheated on. Piper. So, if you cheated on Piper, just. go for me. What? No, I'm kidding. Harper. I would never say that. No, I'm. kidding. I would never say that. I think. they got back together. Who? Capri and. Piper. I saw that. Yeah. Well, I don't. know. I don't keep up with that. What are you looking at? Cash. What is. happening? What? What is happening right. now? Uh, nothing. No. What is happening?

Nothing. Are you thinking about. shopping? Oh, did you read my text? Oh, no. Oh, my phone. No, I didn't text. anyone. I was just googling stuff. Oh, read my text. But you're in the same room now. Everybody just move on. There's no need. to say what I was thinking. Okay. Kate. got attacked. What? Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. Why have you. not brought this up? Well, I was trying to, but you guys. literally just kept talking over me, actually. No, we didn't. In the. beginning, you had so many opportunities. during the chocolate latte experience. Well, during the El Chapo experience, I.

didn't know how to like work it in. You. could have talked, right? You could have. talked about it for when we talked about. dogs for 10 hours. Okay. You know what? Sorry. I didn't know how to work it in. there. I thought you guys like would be. mad at me for interrupting because. sometimes when we're having conversation. and like I say something else, you guys. are like, "That's off topic and we're. not talking about it right now." No, this happened to you. This happened to. Kate yesterday and we purposely told her. not to tell Harper or anyone because it. happened. Well, all of us know, but it. happened and we were like save it for. the podcast and you never brought it up. So, bring it up. Okay. Well, we almost. brought it up at the beginning. Live. read after it. Maybe we're going to get.

a translator in Spanish. Okay. What's with us? So, I will do. that. Okay. No, don't do that. But. basically, basically L. What? L basically. L basically. Last. night I was out. L. Last night L was. out. Yeah. Okay. You're just ruining it. L. Cash L ruining it. Okay, she's got to. go. She's stinking it up. Stella. Stella, come here. She literally That's. like the third time she's farted. It's like literally it is directed right.

at us. Oh, she's like a skin walker. Yo, go out. Go out chocolate. Oh, don't no. Why you doing that, you dirty dog? Come. on, cat. Here. No. No. Please. Why can't. I see hair just falling off of her as. she's walking? Look at that. She kind of. stings. Okay, Stella, go downstairs. I'm. sorry. She has a trail of hair. Go. downstairs. All right. Okay. Tell your. story. Go. Go, Stella. Go. She's not. going to go. I I'll tell her. Hey, Stella. No, she listen. Watch. Stella, go downstairs. Go. She's not listening. now. Go downstairs. She listen. She's. getting downstairs.

She's undermining my authority. Oh my. goodness. Look what you've done. Matt A, you made her sad, Matt. No, she's like, "Mom, save me. Save me, Mom." Yeah. Um, so basically, hold on. We can't tell the. story without Kate. No, it's it's I'm. just going to tell the first part. Okay. Basically, last night, Kinsey and I had. gone out with a group of our friends. We. were celebrating one of our friends's. birthdays. And our plan was to go to. this like rooftop movie in Fort Worth. So, it's like 4550 minutes away. And the. theme was PJs. Like, everyone was going.

to be wearing PJs, which was your first. mistake. Why? Well, we'll get to that. Yeah. Anyways, so the theme is PJs. And. we drive down to Fort Worth and we get. out of the car and there's two other. girls in their PJs. Wait, you got to. talk slow. Oh, I am. Oh, what? I'm. getting past the like unimportant stuff, but like the stuff you need to know. Okay. Anyway, so these two girls that. were also in PJs because it was a PJ. party. Woohoo. Came out and they were. like, "Hey, are y'all here for the. movie?" And we were like, "Yeah." And. they're like, "Oh, they canceled it. because of the rain." And we were like, "Dang." We just drove like 45 50 minutes.

and we never got a message from them, so. we assumed it was still going to happen. So anyways, we were like, well, we we we. drove like almost an hour and, you know, it's the first time in a few weeks. everyone's been free. We're still going. to like, you know, go do something. So, we just spontaneously decided we were. going to go out and we went to a Mexican. restaurant and we had very good food. Oh, can we fast forward? Oh my gosh, have enchiladas in the fridge. I forgot. And we're at the roller skating rink. Okay, so after Mexican food, we decided.

to go to the roller skating rink. All. right. Yep. Yeah, that's where we're at. I'm not going to do that. Okay. So, we. This is where the story actually begins. Well, you needed to know like why we. were in our PJs, I guess. So, yeah. So, we were in our PJs at the roller skating. rink and it's adult night and it's. probably like 9:30, 10:00. So, the only. people at the rink on a Sunday night are. people that like actually roller skate. as a hobby it seemed like. So, we go in, we get our skates, Kinsey and I start. out on the baby rink just to make sure. we can do it because we haven't done it. in a while. And you guys are still in. your pajamas. Yes. Our pajamas that were.

normal. Yeah, they normal. He Maverick. is insisting that our pajamas were. inappropriate, but it was literally a. pair of pajamas. You'll know why I think. that in a minute. No, you're literally. So maybe they were like a set. No, they. weren't. It was a pajama set. All right, pop pop up a picture. You get it? See, that's what I thought with like the. buttons. It's just like everything's. kind of loose. I understand because Kate. has a guillot. Well, first of all, my guillot was not. showing. Are you sure? Just pop up pop.

up a picture of what the girls were. wearing shorts. They could be going in. the wind. We should have pictures of you. guys in it. Yeah. Uh I mean, yeah, we. can get a picture. Yeah. So, we'll pop. up pictures of what they were wearing. They were not inappropriate, but um. Kinsey and I are the first out of the. group. There's like six girls. Were the. first ones to go to the big the big. question. Were all the girls wearing. these type of pajamas? Yes. Yes. The. whole group. All of us were No, cuz I. saw some of them and they were wearing. like pants. Like the first There was one. girl that was wearing girl who was. wearing pants. She was modest. Some may.

say, some might say, some might say she. was the modest one of the group. It was. literally 90° outside. And y'all have to. keep in mind, we would not have gone to. the roller skating rink in pajamas. We. were going to go roller skating outside. Yeah, I didn't understand that. Y'all. roller skating outside. No. Are y'all. going to? So, why did it matter what it. was outside? Because we were going to an. outdoor movie. Stop trying to gaslight. us. Modest is hottest. We were going to. It literally was like a girl's night on. a rooftop. Oh my gosh. Yo, we're. trolling you. We're trolling you. Well, you guys, you have been trolled. No,

Maverick. Maverick genuinely believes. this. And I asked Cash last night. I. actually asked Cash last night after we. went to bed. I said, "Did you really. think that the pajamas I were wearing. were bad?" And he was like, "No." And. that's when I lied to her. No, he he would have told me if he. actually thought the the pajamas were. bad, but the pajamas I were wearing were. not bad. We've talked about We've talked. about Mexican Restaurant. We've talked. about pajamas. We talked about the movie. and the rain, but we haven't talked. about the actual good part of the story. You guys keep interrupting us. Girls are.

Okay, I'm going to rage and slap someone. on the podcast. That's what's about to. happen with these hands. Okay, shut up. Shut up. I'll tell the story. Girls are. better storytellers cuz they give all. the details. The audience wants the. details. Yeah. So, Kinsey and I are the. first two to get onto the big girl rink. And I'm not even joking. Why does this. sound like an opening to a chapter in a. book? No, because that's literally Get. on to the big girl rink. We're. storytellers. Okay, we get onto the. rink. I'm not even joking. We are like 2. seconds on the rink. We start going and.

I'm like kind of have my arms out to. balance and I feel someone come up. behind me and wrap their arms around me. and I'm like, "Oh, Cash is here. He. checked our location and saw we were at. the skating rink." So, he showed up. POV. from our position. We get a call. Hey, no call. No call. Oh, no call. We get a. text. No, no, no. Let her finish. I feel. like it's like a valid No, just let her. finish first. So, I look I thought it. was Cash for a second, but then I was. like, "Wait." And I turn around. It's. this man I've never seen in my entire. life. This tall man has his arms wrapped.

around me. Are you serious? And he just. he didn't let go. He kept his arms. wrapped around me for like a like a a. period of time. It was like in like four. or five seconds. It was It was a It was. like long. What were you thinking, Kenzie? Kenzie's right next to I was. thinking this. Don't fall. Get your. cake. Don't fall. I didn't gate kids moving at one mile an. hour. If you did not understand. No. And so this man has his arms wrapped. around me. And this is where the. reenactment can come in. Okay. How old.

was he? Like he was probably in his like. mid to late 20s. Like he was older. He. was older than me. Yeah. That's. disgusting. Cash, will you be the man? I'd like Can kids be the man? Like the. guy I'd prefer to be the woman, but I. guess I'll be the man. The guy was just. a lot bigger than me. Yeah. Well, I am a. big strong man, so I guess I will play. the part. All right, Maverick, can you. play the part? What the? No. Okay, so I. I'm skating. Can you hear me? Can you. take off your shoes so I feel taller? Yeah. Thank you. They're flats. You got turn and look at the Turn and.

look at Mav. I'm skating. Okay. And this. man comes up. I'm like this. Comes up, puts his arms like one right here and. one right here. And he has his arms. wrapped around me like this. And I can't. I can't really move because my I'm like. and I I'm like. oh it's cash. And I said get off of me. And she felt just like she felt just. like that. Wait, you did you scream?

Yeah. First she was like, "Wait, wait, wait. You actually just. slapped him. I slapped I slapped him as. hard as I could. Are you kidding me? You're telling me everything's okay, Stella. Go back downstairs. I can't. believe I reenacted like I'm coming. Now. she's like, "Move." I can't believe I. reenacted that perfectly because that's. exactly what happened. I was like. trapped in his arms. I saw it wasn't. Cash. And I turned and I slapped him. I.

yelled at him and I said, "Get off of. me." Like as loud as I could because why. are you grabbing me, you freak? I don't. know who you are. You don't know who I. am. psychotic to think that you are so. entitled that you can come up behind a. random woman that you don't know, wrap. your arms around her, and hold on to. her. And then I slap him and I fall to. the ground. And as I'm falling, he's. like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa. What? What do. you mean? Whoa, whoa, whoa. You grabbed. me. You psychotic man. You are mental. Seek help." Okay. I don't know who it. is. It was Andrew cake. No. Don't ever.

grab a random woman that you don't know. like that ever. Married. No. Psychotic. You're a cycle. You're mental. Seek. help. You need to go to the mental. institution if you think that's okay. Okay. I think that's crazy cuz that if a. man if a random man came up to me and. like hugged me. No, it was scary. I was. like, why are you touching me? He like. played it off like he was going to fall. too. Like it was like he kind of like. faked a fall because he grabbed onto her. and I immediately thought, oh, like he's. going to fall. He didn't mean to like. grab her like that, but then he wouldn't. let go. And I was like, well, that's. kind of weird. And then he skated away.

and me and Kate like looked at him later. on that night and he was doing like. little spins and videos. I'll show you. in a second. Please. Was he at least. cute? No. Disgusting. I don't care. I'm. right here, Ar. What the freak? I don't. care. I don't care how attractive you. genuinely are. If you act like that, you're ugly. You're so ugly. And I saw. him talking to multiple other girls that. night. Ugly. Gross. That's why they all. walked away from you, cuz you're a. freak. Anyways, Kay can say all she. want. I was like, "Mav, should we go. pull up on him?" No. No. Wait, wait, wait. Can I finish? Okay, please. Anyways, so then after I fall, Kinsey.

like comes over to me and she's like, "Kate, I don't know if he meant to." And. these two other men that I don't know. come over and they're like, "Do you know. who he was?" I was like, "No." And. they're like, "Why'd he grab you like. that?" I was like, "I don't know. That's. the question of the night. Why did he. grab me like that? I don't know who he. was." And so then I'm like very I'm mad. because like why are you touching me? And then yeah, we watched him the rest. of the night. I took some video I took a. video of him proving that he does know. how to show the video on the podcast. No, I will. Yeah, we can. Oh yeah, we. can. Of course we can. You don't You. don't get We're exposing him. You don't. get to grab me like that, like you know.

me, and then expect me not to go post it. on my podcast and all my social media. platforms. Psycho. Talk about this on my. podcast. I literally said that the clip. I said, "I'm going to talk about this on. my podcast because no, my kid. You can't. do anything nowadays. Don't put you on. their podcast.". No, actually. Yeah. No, because. actually, you got the wrong girl if you. think you can touch me like that. So, yeah. This is the man in the gray shirt. doing twirls. What a what a zesty dude. No, like you. could tell like he clearly knows how to. skate. Like there's no excuse of, "Oh, he was about to fall." And even if.

you're about to fall, you say, "Oh, I'm. so sorry." You could tell he knew like. you could tell that I was scared because. of the way I yelled and slapped him and. he just skated away. He didn't say he. was sorry. He didn't say, "Oh, I didn't. mean to. Oh, this blah blah blah." He. skated away. But after he was like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." Like acting. like I was psycho. So yeah. Yeah. Kate. acted like it wasn't a very big deal. because then uh we get on the phone and. I it was me, Mav, Al, Pape, Michael, a. bunch of us. I was like, "Well, let's. just go pull up on him if he's at the. skating rink." And the kid was like, "Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no." So, you're not that mad at him? No, I was I I The thing was is that I knew. it didn't matter whether or not you. showed up. You would have showed up 20, 30 minutes after it happened. And it was. just like all that would have happened. was a fight. No, a fight wouldn't have. even happened. Here's the thing. He re. realistically he only hugged her which. is like it's like inappropriate but it's. like is it worth driving 20 minutes away. to even like it's like yes no that's. what I said no no no it was the. entitlement that he had to think that.

it's okay to grab somebody you don't. know like that now that's the thing. though is that you're thinking that. because it wasn't Kinsey if a man came. up behind Kinsey and grabbed her like. that you would have been livid I don't. think let him get away with it I think. what do you mean What do you mean get. away with it? Kiny would have got up and. skated after him and tackled him. I. don't think the Ray Kate was Kinsey's. I. don't know. I didn't really skate very. well or I would have done that for I hit. him as hard as I could. Actually, they. did hit him pretty hard. Get off. Yeah. I think Matt would have a different. reaction if it was Kinsey. I mean, a hug.

isn't like that deep. It's like Yeah. Like you can call the SK like you can't. really do anything about it. It's just a. hug is what I'm saying. No. Yeah. Okay. M. You can't go around just hugging. people from behind. You also can't press. charges against someone for hugging you. No, but coming up and grabbing a woman. like that, you would if you did that, we. would be like, "Mev, what the freak are. you doing? You don't just grab people. like that." Well, I'm not saying it's. like okay. Don't we all have freedom of. touch? It happened like an hour after. freedom of touch. I don't think so. Freedom of touch. I don't think that's. in the Constitution. Ultimately, Kate,

you were assaulted by this guy. Well, you're downplaying it. Well, now you're. switching up. Yeah. Now you're saying, well, Kinsey wouldn't have let it. happen. No, I'm saying it's bad. But I'm. saying, is it bad enough for Cass to go. down there and like try to pick a fight. with the guy? I'm sorry because you said. you can't file charges and then you just. said you were assaulted. No, I said you. could file charge. He did that for the. thumbnail or whatever though. I said. can't. I meant. Okay. You were. assaulted, but it's not that big a deal. No, the thing is the thing is is after. the sec after it happened and Kinsey. came over and she was like, I don't know. if he meant to. I was like, okay, maybe. it was an accident. So for like 15 20.

minutes after I was like, did he mean to. do it or was it an accident or did he do. it on purpose? And after I watched him. for a while and I was like, "Okay, you. know how to skate. It wasn't an. accident." I also don't know like for. two things. One, he could have been. embarrassed by it because he could have. thought you were some other girl that he. does know. True. But he would have to be. fair. He should have said something to. me. Actually, let me put No, he didn't. because That's right. You guys were. wearing pajamas and no girls pajamas. No, but also to be fair. Hey, that's my. homie in pajamas. I see her everywhere.

Yeah. He was like talking to like four. or five of Yeah. Like I literally I. watched him talk to a bunch of other. girls too. Like that's so weird. No, it. was weird. And don't like uh I I. shouldn't have to say this, but don't. grab random women that you don't know. Psycho. Seek help immediately. Please, for the sake of society, seek help. You're mental. I'm trying to think if. I've ever been assaulted. Um no, if you. have to think. Yeah. Wait. Yeah. And no, no, no. Like I'm actually really trying. to think cuz I feel like it's happened. to me before. Can I Can I defend what I. was saying to Cash? I texted Cash. I. didn't immediately call him, but I.

texted him because I was like, I don't. know if the guy did it on purpose. I. went back and forth and then after we. had decided to leave cuz honestly the. place was just like weird. It was late. The people were kind of strange. Was it. Intergate? Yeah. We were like, "Let's. just get out of here. It's kind of. strange." So, we left and when we got. into the car, Cash had called and he was. like, "What happened?" And I told him. and all of the guys, half of them were. going to wanted to come. The other half. were like, "It's not worth it." Kinsey. and I didn't want the boys to come. because we didn't want to fight to be. picked. Like, we were like, "No, we. don't." Like, we just want to leave. I. just wanted to be home. Like, I didn't.

care to stay longer. I didn't care for. cash to go. Like I didn't want any of. that. So I was like, "No, don't come. Don't come. Don't come. We're coming. home.". Well, there was a tornado. So that was. No. Yeah. There literally was like a. tornado, too. And there was like. ambulances in the parking lot because. this one guy, he fell and like I don't. know if he cracked his head or broke his. leg. Y'all told me that you were going. to intercate. I don't remember if it was. a text or a phone call or what it was, but I looked over at Cash and we're. sitting downstairs and I go, "The girls. are going to intercate." He's like,

"Okay." I was like, I don't know if. that's a good idea for them to all go. I. said, it's a bunch of girls going there. alone. I was like, and I assumed a. roller skating rink was full of like 10. year olds. C starts mocking me. He's. like, they're going to go roller. skating. Last time I went to a roller. skating ring, someone's going to flirt. with your girl at a roller skating ring. I'm like, I don't know, man. You know, it's Listen, last time I went there was. a bunch of 10-year-olds with playing. Party Rock anthem doing the limbo. Yeah, I know. I went actually and you were. hyped when you got the free ticket and. go to the counter and get a free Laffy.

Taffy. No, I actually I would not have. gone if I would have known it was like. going to be weird like that because the. last time I went I was in high school. and it was a bunch of other high. schoolers. So I was like, "Oh, it's just. like going to be a bunch of Oddly. enough, I do really want to go roller. skating now." Me too. Freak out back. Absolutely not. No, cuz tonight is. dancing night there. You should have. told the man. Oh, sorry. We should have. forced him to go. Wait, so there's no. roller skating? No. Yeah, there's roller. skating. [Laughter]. You know how he do me. But if had I.

known that you girls were going in. pajamas to inter skate, I don't know why I would have called to. midnight. Hey, y'all should just come. home and change real quick. Hey, y'all. are going to know that Maverick's being. just a little bit overprotective when. you see the picture of us in our cute. pajamas. They were It was just like. matching pajamas. Clearly, they were a. little too cute. That was the issue. Yep. The other girl. Wait, let me ask. you. They wear floral. Y'all already. told us that floral is like for. grandma's. Floral can't only be modest.

Yeah. No, I'm just I'm I'm JK. Oh, he's. JK. But did the uh girl that was wearing. the full set pajamas with like the pants. and everything? Did that boy come to the. kitty ring? There was six girls. One. girl was wearing a long pajama set and. the other five were wearing short set. And you guys chose to not wear long. pajama sets because we were going to be. outside degrees. We were going to I told. her I She actually got in the car. She. said, "I couldn't find my short set, so. I just wore long ones." I said, "That's. fine. We're going to be outside and it's. 90°." Oh my gosh. We're kidding. You're.

letting him get under your skin cake. He's jking. No, he's not though. That's. the thing is that he genuinely believes. our pajamas were bad and it makes me mad. because they weren't. You should get the. security footage from Interc. What do. you mean? It's my opinion. Oh my gosh, that would be We should That would be I. actually thought about that last night. I was like, I wonder if I I was like, I. should have. I want to see his face. before it happens if he was like locked. in. Go. Wait, should I call them? That. would actually be good. But I'm confused. because uh Kate is always like one time. these like 11year-old boys were saying. things about her but she wasn't there. and she was like what why didn't you do.

anything about them? Well, not 11. They. were like 16. No, they were not. You. were not there. You literally told me. You said that. How old were those boys? Uh they were like 11 to 13. A lot of. little boys say stuff about your wife. So you got to be more specific. That's. what I'm saying. They're like 12. Listen, anytime we're at the basketball. court and there's like a 12-year-old, 15year-old, 16-year-old boy, they start. losing. Your wife's hot. They Yeah, they. start saying that stuff. Your wife's. hot. Oh, I bet your wife would like to. kiss me. And they're like 12 years old. And Kate was like, "Well, why didn't you. do anything about it? What do you want.

me to do?" Curbs down a 12-year-old just. how about this little kid? Little dash. hound just You want to know why? And. then and then all of a sudden an an. actual adult assault and she's like, "Nobody come. Nobody come." Because I. literally knew. I said, "If you come. tonight and people start hitting each. other, you're an adult and you get. arrested. You can't just walk in a place. and hit somebody." First of all, I don't. know. No, actually you said shot at. I. was like, "Hey, what do you think? We're. all going to whip up with a bunch of. guns and have a shootout at Interate. We're going to go talk to the guy." The. worst thing that happens is like a.

couple shves get exchanged and they kick. us out. Now I'm really starting to. question y'all's judgment. If you guys. didn't want Cash to go there cuz you're. afraid he'd get shot, but you guys went. there in pajamas. Yeah. Dude, that's. scary because look, so y'all walk in the. door, you're like, "This is the kind of. place you can get shot. Let's roller. skate.". No, because it's one of those Let's get. a boogie on. I think it's when every. time I actually, believe it or not, every time I go into a public space, like a mall or like literally anywhere. like restaurants, malls, concerts,

anything, my first thought, church, all. the time, I'm always like, "What if. someone in here has a gun?" Cuz it's. like people think about that in church, too. Like every time I'm like, unfortunately in church, uh, like. probably 20% of the audience has a gun. in there. No, I know. But like a person. in there, a person in there that's like. has the intent to harm people with their. gun. Wait, what do you always I don't. think you get very far. There was one. video that came up one time of a guy. that tried to shoot a church and it was. in Texas and I'm not even kidding, like. 30 guys in the crowd stood up and had a.

gun and shot him. Yeah. Well, no, no, no. My point is is the thought of me. being like, "Oh, someone in here could. have a gun." is not rare because I have. that thought every single place we go. to. I do. Kate, yeah. Do you have anything left to. say to this guy? Seek help your mental. health. So, I'm just confused still why. you want me to defend you to. 12-year-olds, but No, I guess Well, she. wants me to actually go to jail. No, I. insult a minor. No, if if like I was. saying you need to say something back to.

them. Don't just let them like talk like. dirty about me. You don't understand at. 12. She doesn't understand. All my guys. second you give them a reaction. You. know how I rage bait and that's what. they're doing people all the Oh my gosh, I get rage baited so much. Yeah, I rage. bait. You're comparing yourself to a. 12-year-old. Yeah, I No, that's what all. men act like. The second you show them. attention if they're getting to you, it's like I guess you're right. Like. it's on now. You're right. There's. nothing you can do for a 12-year-old is. just like let them do what they want to. do. But I genuinely was and every every.

and I know you guys think we're. dramatic, but every girl in the car was. like, "No, they don't need to come. Like. someone's just going to get hurt. Let's. just go home." Yeah. Every single all of. us in the car were like, "We're going. home. They don't need to go." What's the. difference between guys? She thinks you. couldn't take him. Yeah, there was five. of us. Are you kidding me? This guy's on. wheels. You just shut him over. That was. the easiest fight. What What you going. to. do? I mean, come on. Yeah. No, it's not that I was like, "Oh, you can't take him." It's that I didn't. want anybody buddies going to go over. there on skates. I'll tell you what, anybody I want to fight, I hope they're.

on skates. That's like negative 10. points right off the rip. That would be. so funny. They You got heavy dicks on. your feet. You're like, "Yeah, I don't. know. In my mind, if you showed up, something bad was going to happen and. people were going to get arrested." I. was just like, you know how long it. takes to take off skates? They'd be. like, "Give me five minutes, just trying. to untie them." Uncip them. I used to. get so much FOMO when we'd go roller. skating. M put his skates on faster than. me, dude. And he'd be out there just. running it. I was like, "Fick, left. over, right? Spin the loop.".

I'm not going to lie, when you guys. called last night, Cash was mad. Cash. was storming out the door. He was like, "You know what? Michael and Al were with. me." They were like, "Yeah, let's go.". And M and paper were just like, "Calm. down." Well, they were like this. They. were like, "Yeah, Cash, go.". Actually, I know. No, they didn't have. their phone. Alex and Michael were like, "Yep, let's get in the car." And Mav and. Pepe were like, "Well, was this really a. big deal?" Listen, if you We really need. to play Smash Bros right now. No, if he. like grabbed her butt or something, it's.

like, "Okay, I mean, my man's. like that aggressive." I mean, if you. like grabbed her butt or something, that's like more serious than a hug. If. you like grabbed her butt. No, you're. just you're you're only thinking that. though because it wasn't Kinsey. I. watched dudes at the meet and greet line. hug Kenzie. The 12-year-old. No, but like if a guy came up behind. Kinsey, wrapped his arms around her, and. he held on long enough for her to turn. around, be freaked out, and slapped him, you would have been mad. Uh, I'd be. like, you would have been livid. I'd be.

like, whoa. Yeah, good thing you got out. of there. when you did. I mean, that. sounds pretty bad. What What What are you going to do? Go. down there and beat the guy up? Cuz I'm. pretty sure you're on my side, Kate. Cuz. you didn't want Kate Cash to go down. there. No, but you're just acting like. it's it wasn't a big deal all around. I'm acting like Cash shouldn't have went. down there, which I still disagree with. I think Five Guys. So, I don't. understand why you're acting like I. should be mad at Kinsey and be like, I'm. going to go down there. I'm confused why. everybody thinks we're going to go in. there guns ablazing like pop. Like.

that's literally just like my first. thought when something bad happens. Like. we're going to inner skate to talk to a. guy and at worst some people are going. to like yell or like maybe shove. something and then like they kick us. out. But there's just no reason to go. down there. Like that is it. The worst. is like somebody somebody yells like f. you and walks out and that's like it. like 30 minutes already slapped and it's. like it's kind of over with. You. probably forgot about it already. Yeah. So let me get this straight. No, I I. don't know. I don't know what I want. I. don't know what Okay. I don't know what. to tell you because I don't know what I.

want. Because part of me is like, "Yeah, I do want you to go talk to the guy cuz. he shouldn't have grabbed me like that.". But the other part of me is scared that. something bad could happen when you just. start going and talking. Yeah. What if. he hugs us? Could have choked you. What. if he hugs us? We get there. He's like, "Come here.". I don't know. Hey, he'll be there next. Sunday. Guaranteed. Yeah. I say we Oh, it's dance night. That means he's like a. 20-year-old who is like single trying to. look for girls at a dance club. Not a. skating ring. skating rink, but like. doesn't seem like the place to look for.

girls. It's similar. Actually, low key, if you're in high school, Harper, just. stop. What What was she saying? Nothing. Okay. Well, that's the end of this. episode.