I Told Her She Was Slightly Overweight

a year and a half ago I was getting my. senior pictures taken and I come back. from getting my pictures taken and MAV. goes in that dress don't you think it. makes you look a little big we went to. film an episode I said are you ready to. film and she goes yeah and I went like. that yeah this is out of pocket too what. the freak maver like if you want me to. leave I'll. [Music]. leave well I was just going to ask a. question to get the conversation going. but like what was that question well ask. the question well I was just going to. ask Harper what's the most humbling. thing that happened to you this week. that's your question yeah um I can tell.

you something that's your wait that's. your big question that's your big. question I didn't say it was a big. question I said I can start us off if. you want is that like wait do you know. was there a previous like interaction no. I just figured there was something I got. I got a big starter off question I got a. big starter off question I know my. English we did before we started K said. K said I got a great question I did not. did those words ever come out of my. mouth Jo stop lying you are Li all right. all right just answer her question I. guess um so basically what happened this.

week was um are you going to listen to. my story I don't think it's going to be. a great answer question I probably click. off right now if I were you guys there's. no way it's going to be y my biggest. haters so I feel like my camera can't. see me can my camera see me no I hope. not I feel like I'm not in frame no you. don't deserve to be in frame I'm in. frame that's good but I feel like it's. more pointed at take off my humbling. experience um so I am trying to think. actually but what's what's one of yours. I about.

I was just talking about the you know. what's humbling I was like hey guys I. can start us off and I started us off. and everyone slams me drags me through. the dirt Stomps on my face and says that. was terrible Kate that was humbling oh. you know what's humbling the nail lady. was talking bad about me today what' she. say oh your nails are so cute thank you. thank you they're a lot shorter than. normally but what's on your wrist no the. other har ped up hey what's that from I. showed somebody my signature what do you. mean have you ever given an autograph. yes I have yes no but this um I was at.

like a walk um at 6:00 a.m. the walk. standed Alzheimer's and I I showed. somebody my signature wow so when people. ask you to sign something what do you. usually sign like like a piece of paper. they're like IDE my head like have you. ever done that yes I've had some people. ask me to sign some weird things yeah. what so. anyways there's been some weird things. I'm not going to say what they are but. but you can guess what somebody have me.

their foot once some somebody had had me. sign their arm and they were like please. do it good because oh yeah this is crazy. I'm I'm going to go get this tattooed. right after I leave wow and I was like. do you think they got M Baker signature. tatted well they're definitely. regretting it now yeah that's for sure. the hype in. 2019 well cold why you always asking. like we fell off yeah wait like we. literally have like one of the biggest. podcasts in the world and you're over. here like you.

fell have one of the biggest we don't. have talking about have you checked the. charts nope no where I'm not like. self-centered I don't we're always like. number 15 to 10 in the whole world. that's consider top in the whole world. well at least the United States I don't. think it's the whole world yeah so if. you watching this podcast we're one of. the top like 15 in the United States wow. is that that impr is that that. impressive yeah considering there's like. 4 million I think is what it was okay. but there's 4 million now let's think. about the 4 million that's started.

posted one episode and never rest again. it's not very cool and it's not it's not. impressive at all anyone could get a top. 20 podcast I actually suck I don't know. why we're only top 10 when I was little. I had a podcast called anything and. everything no you didn't mom didn't I. have a podcast it was called anything. and everything I did who did you talk to. I to myself did you have a microphone. and did it get top 10. no wait you said when I was little. podcast just became a thing that's why I. said no she didn't wait well I guess.

wait what do you mean by little yeah. like when I. like 10 11 12 wait podcast were 12 okay. that's two years ago well okay I I'm 14. yeah it's two years ago 12 13 13 14 14. the math is not mathing dude I told you. I'm the best math matician in the room. everyone keeps denying it 10 plus 10 H. 20 okay 12 * 12 12 * uh. 144 145 144 quier than you.

we we were in argument yesterday about. math and we established that I'm the. best mathematician in the house you. remember still deny it do you remember. in elementary school no do you remember. in elementary school you guys didn't go. so y'all don't get to say but do you. remember the like timed multiplication. multipli like the the multiplication I. did those did. you just cuz we and I did those when I. was homeschooled as well I did in public. school and homeo you had to go fast as. and I always lost those things always.

won cash 8 * 9 um I'm not really good at. I have to use a calculator no that de. beats the purpose of being a. mathematician no no I'm great on a phone. anyone's great on a phone not like me if. you said if you gave all of us a math. problem and I have a calculator I'm. beating everyone okay you got beefy. fingers that's not true you're going to. be hitting the wrong numbers you know. how many times I'll be like laying down. with him and I'm watching him text and. it takes him like way too long it takes.

way too long to type out one sentence. that's not true when somebody watches me. text I stress and I'm like CU then I'm. like they're going to think I'm bad at. spelling and then I start clicking the. wrong things know and then I keep. clicking more wrong things and it's bad. and it takes him forever and I'm like. your thumbs are just too big for the. keyboard like I don't think it's cuz. we'll think you're bad at spelling we. know you're why are you trying to hide. it from me like we already know dude. wait who all hitchhiker thumbs is that. hitchhiker thumb it's like where your. thumb bends really backwards oh this.

one's a hitchhiker thumb oh yeah we. talked about that before remember I I. don't CH is over. there everyone everyone on no that is. a that one that was pretty far wait Alex. come on and show your thumb he's got a. crazy no no no do it do it he's got a. crazy thumb trick that was pretty crazy. look sit sit right there and show your. thumb thingy thing where you pop out I. don't enjoy that watch this. no I hate that.

I hate that oh oh show oh oh it's. backwards why why why was it backwards. what's with all the thumb tricks I I I. can only bend my thumb this way yeah he. put his behind his wrist I don't know. did wait e don't do that can you do any. cool things like that what's the. weirdest thing you've ever done what do. you mean I'm drink my. pee we her mom just. gasped m did that too it was a while ago. and it tasted like popcorn what's the.

weirdest thing you've ever done cash me. yeah what's the weirdest thing I've ever. done weirdest. thing. dude are you tired or something all of. them no oh yeah but all of them I'm. thinking of I can't say it at all what. what just say it no no not me think let. me think of one I could say what do you. mean you can't say them Kate do you have. any no I've never done anything weird in. my life youve never done anything weird. no I know you have she definitely has.

and she's like I I can't think I know. all mine are wild because I know I have. because I like ick myself out that's. what I was going to say I've heard you. say that before I I myself out a lot so. I'm trying to think I never mind wait. what no I can't say it no say it I say. say it to me say it judgement free zone. relatively that's judgement might judge. Jud dude I don't know like I I genu I. can't say most of them I'm thinking. about they're all so bad no can you say.

the one you were about to say at least. to me whis let's move the mic away and. Whisper it to me and I'll be the judge. of it uh or you me no I'm coming over no. like if we if I said it we'd have to cut. the episode what what we can't do that. but that's like all viewers are wanting. to see it like and I'm sorry but like I. can't no you got to say it I'll say. first y'all say one I'll see the level. dug it back into the track somebody else. say one and then I'll see the level. we're at and then I'll match it let's.

see I'm trying to think um well drinking. your own pee is pretty harsh yeah that's. pretty crazy that's really up there like. it's there's no way it's worse than. that oh. yeah oh I can oh yeah wait option number. three is worse than that wait tell me. let's just first off why do you have. that many options dude like I'm trying. to think of something weird I've done I. know I'm trying to think of something. that's like even weird like worthy to. share I used this isn't that bad I used. to spy on people and dressing rooms but. like but no but like when I was little.

little no no no no no I was like no no. no but it was the opposite of what. you're thinking I was like I was like 11. but I was in the dressing room no you. said you were little my God yeah I was. like 11 no no but listen No let me. explain myself I know you mean it's not. what you're thinking you know those. dressing rooms where you can see out but. like like the Dealer's dressing room yes. I would be spying on them but I'm in the. dressing room they're in the normal area. oh and so you can like see through yeah. but I think I was cool cuz I like that's. not I can see them but they can't see.

weird thing everybody does that but I. have always been terrified you know. there dress rooms where the things are. like angled down so you can see people's. feet bro if a little 2-year-old comes. walking out there what's up man what's. how you doing no y'all don't even. understand there and like some women's. bathrooms where there's like three or. four stalls the gap between like the. wall and the door will be like like. there was about this big What freaking. airport was it at oh my gosh we were. just there we went there like two or. three times Mexico we were in Mexico the. Mex no this was it was like a nice.

airport the Gap insane it was like that. big like you walk by you can fully see. no the gaps in restroom sometimes are. bad bro when you're just sitting. there and you're just staring at a guy. washing his hands in the mirror like. he's making like heyo I went to a. restroom the other day that when you're. washing your hands it's like there's no. wall and you see the women washing their. hands on the other side and they can see. you oh yeah and it's like so you're. facing you're facing and you're like. nice to see wait you went there no yeah.

I hate the restrooms where it's like the. bathrooms are separate but it's a shared. washing your hands area weird what. they're shared washing hands yeah well. they're on the so like imagine where the. mirror would be imagine it's just open. that's not what I'm talking about I'm. just talking about when it's like. there's a bathroom area and then there's. the men's and the women's and then the. handwashing station is in the middle uh. yeah so I've never been oh wait I have. have you ever been into a men's restroom. like an actual one like a private one. like yeah what were you doing in there.

yeah going to the bathroom what where. there guys you seen the lines in the. women's restroom before yes yes it's so. much well first of all so you legit will. just go to no I did it one time and I. said never again. um you good dog everyone's laughing hey. yo everyone's laughing so much did you. like. that we're not starting that again oh no. no no one's ejecting anymore no ejecting.

ejecting has to stop when I was going up. I looked at face and I didn't see a. smirk and and I was like hey I feel. sorry for you right now because the. worst thing in the world is when you you. do a joke and no one laughs and. everybody just like you you idiot M. literally y'all know where you know that. Tik Tok audio that's like clap if you've. ever been to a fat Farm anytime I think. of like you know food I think of. that that was not that funny no the.

sound is so funny because the one Tik. Tok I always think of is you know when. you have a bag of chips and you're. dumping all the chips out this the girl. was doing that in her Tik Tok and she. added the audio and she was like dang. you really needed every last crumb and. it's like clap if you ever been to a fat. Farm like people just like wait why. aren't you. clapping there we go there we go so no. it's just says it at the end of like. anything and I'll be like are y'all. hungry she's like CL if you have a video. fat farm and she's like.

it's so funny no me and Kate when we. were taking our photo shoot we went. straight over to the chocolate box and. started like going like straight to the. chocolates and then they were like that. was actually humbling no it was. embarrassing because we walk into the. studio and Joe is setting up upstairs. and when the guy walks in and we're like. oh we're here with Joe and the guy's. like all right I got youall so he walks. out from behind the counter while he was. walking out Harper and I saw the candy. jar so we walked over to go get some. candy just going to get like oh I'll. wait for y'all and we were like like oh.

we didn't realize he was waiting and I. was like that's so embarrassing I. thought of a weird thing that I've done. that I can actually say on here okay oh. so when I was like 12 you know how like. you like when you're like walking you. like touch everything yeah like if. you're at a music Park you just got to. like touch everything yeah what did you. TCH so like just any just any surface. like if it's a rail an escalator like. anything I'd always want to touch it and. like rub my hand down the wall I would. always taste my fingers and see what it. tasted like oh so like I would rub my. I rub my hand on the escalator and then.

I go I'll be like oh and then I like rub. my hand on the drywall like in a mall. and I'll be like that is not real he did. not do that no he didn't you sick every. day no I built my I built up my immune. system oh yeah that's how it's done no. because you know what's crazy and I take. my vitamins cash gets sick probably once. every 3 months and I never get sick. until he gets sick and I get sick from. him so that's not true your immune. system sucks no it's been getting better. ever since I started that you still do.

it. uhhuh no I meant started taking my. vitamins okay I haven't got sick once at. what age did you stop licking your. fingers 17 probably like your age cuz. start it started getting nasty you know. what I mean you'd be surprised some of. the taste you get I'm that's that's bold. statement Cas so what have you guys yeah. um so as I said I drank my pee wait pull. your microphone down I drink my pee so.

casual yeah so I drank my pee tastes. like popcorn I'm trying to think my pee. smell like popcorn sometimes it do be. smelling like that I shove the banana am. is the movie about to start like what's. going on my friend told me she walked to. the bathroom after a pee and she was. like Kate your pee smells like coffee. and I was like oh I am so sorry and. she's like no I love it wait Joe what. what's that thing it's a 360 camera wow. wow so you can see everybody in the room. and killing har Jo has a 360 camera.

setup in here right now W that's crazy. that's so wow hey can it see me right. now M I'm I love that I say that to my. cartoon character what that a we no big. summer blowout he says that too I got. you big simmer blowout from Frozen when. the guy walked. in bro so let's talk about our nights. last night so we I'm just waiting for it. to hit Harper yeah what was your night. last night I am so tired as y'all can. tell yeah what did you do so party hardy.

mom what what are you oh okay so yes so. basically um I um when it's going to be. 10 years hey um I like um basically okay. so I went to my friend's house what. friend um. Sophia. sopia Sophia with an F or pH s o f i a. what's her social my socials her her. socials no her social social security. number number like her government issue.

number three five okay that's enough. digits um and. then what the freak what is it raining. in here wait what what was that yo what. the heck was that did yall see that I. swear something just happened yeah saw. that wait did you spit at me no from. over. here wait I'm. actually did one of y'all do that I'm. generally confused it's probably the a.

vent above you somebody has a spray. bottle and something stop touching your. mik I'm sorry this so funny I swear did. I water just went on me I there was no. way Harper stop lying what the water. didn't go on you no way no I saw it Oh I. saw water it's literally feel my hair. it's literally wet okay so basically oh. it might have came from the AC event I. literally said that like four times. proba or air builds up condensation no.

way this is real right now hey hey so my. night last night I went over to Sophia's. then we sat. there okay that one hit. me there's no way this is oh my gosh no. I'm with her now wait can we actually. put a bucket underneath and see what. happens no no actually what if that's. some like juice that that's there's. literally hit me and I do not like that. there's juice falling out of the water. or out of the air. where is that coming from cuz that is.

tripping me out yeah I'm actually. flipping out right now like I'm not. joking are you getting. hit like okay so basically I went over. to Sophia's last night and we hung out. for a while then we. door oh that was the biggest raindrop. I've ever. seen I. swear yo y'all don't know I'm not going. a couch behind you I see it no it's on.

you okay I actually I mean we're we'll. figure it out after the episode every. time it's falling but I don't know where. from I swear my I keep an eye out what. if it's like a I don't know Mom. literally water keeps falling dripping. from that I think it happened before to. me but not what's it called it happened. to our air vent before so I. I went over water does not just come out.

of your air vent like that no. condensation condensation you think. water's just going to come out yes I do. can't hear you. oh oh my gosh oh why do I have to sit. here I swear look. look yo are you trolling no I'm not. trolling I literally swear is she. trolling she's kidding y'all can. literally drop and you see the slow. motion it yeah you see the slow motion. for sure okay can you just continue on.

about your night are you sure you're not. like splattering. that how would. I you would see him jerk his arms like. that okay so I went over to Sophia's and. then after that happened which one's. Sophia she's my friend I don't think we. know who Sophia. is this is wild that's not get out of. hand man oh my God we might have to stop. the episode to figure it out no. seriously like can somebody actually. check that. out Joe can you climb up there and tell.

us if something's leaking no somebody's. leak there two other people in here. wait this is so impr this is the best. time of my. life no I think I see stuff dripping I'm. not even joking is it on MTH I just saw. you spit it what do you mean I saw you. no way something came out of the. wall no nothing came out of the what are. you talking about so it came out of your.

mouth no huh he did. this. H bro you can't SP water at me like that. I just did it like seven times you you. actually did not know it was me at all. no you really thought it was the AC vent. yes I saw it dripping dude you need to. get that checked out I saw it dripping. from the AC vent you need to take it you. need to take an IQ test or something.

catch every time I actually have a. really high IQ I don't think so but can. y'all do this can y'all gleak like this. whoa that's can you wait what are you. doing she's gleeking you're is she. shooting water out no she's not yes she. is is she. gleeking e oh she ging I that yeah that. was nice yeah that's gleeking well okay. so about your night yes so my night I. hung out with my friend Sophia and then. um and then we went over uh and door.

dashed and then after we door dashed we. went over to my sister's friends. Crawford's house and um it was like a. joke like we were just walking around in. the road and he was having like a little. party and they offered us some um cookie. dough oh but it smelt a little odd yeah. say no so we ate all of it and um let's. just. say I don't know what happened but um do. does anything happen in this story. no um but this morning I got Starbucks.

and the door Dasher scammed us he stole. my Starbucks that happens to him a lot. yeah they'd be just taking it why do. they take it so I got a full refund and. I chased after the car. some by the way by the way we didn't eat. the cookie dough we didn't actually eat. the cookie dough one time M was outside. he's like my Sonic's pulling up and he. goes there it is. oh going he just drove right by and they. marked it as delivery never got I heard. door dashing Starbucks is bad though.

because the the Baristas say don't door. Dash Starbucks because they make the. drinks and they set it there and they're. like the drink will sit there for 20 30. minutes before the Dasher comes and. picks it up and it just gets gross e. wait move your mic down a little no. wonder my Starbucks has always like no. eyes like why don't you just like why. don't you and your sister just go pick. it up you're like 5 minutes away that's. way more expensive though yeah but I. just decide to cuz I feel so bougie when. I order actually we don't even do that. it's when we're traveling and we order. food I'm like never my hair is literally.

wet I like wet that sucks that vent was. really leaking yeah it was really good I. actually don't are you guys are you. scared of the dark. no what you just going to change the. topic like that are you scared of the. dark you're not scared of the dark maybe. a little no everyone's scared of the. dark like a little bit I mean I sleep. with a nightlight then you're definitely. scared of the dark I like I've I've. always slept with a nightlight well wait. what's a nightlight huh it's a light. that you plug in at night the little. wall lights that light up stupid you.

need to check your IQ. out I I actually don't know what. NightLight is oh is it like the moon. things no it could be did you guys never. have nightlights growing up no why. what's it for just so you're not scared. of the dark yeah it's for like kids my. my dad and my brother would have bullied. me for that yeah you can't have a. nightlight but you are scared of the. dark though no so if you were out in the. middle of the Woods at night alone you. oh I would definitely be scared cuz of.

the critters because of the night during. the day you're not scared I'm scared of. the woods during the day too it just. like you're just scared of the woods. absolutely first of all horable pioneer. how many bugs and animals and things. live in the woods quite a few I've. noticed two million I'm pretty sure. almost yeah uh there's quite a few I saw. um I actually kind of want to get a. spray tan tonight oh my gosh I've been. obsessed with it ever since I got one. for hoko ready do you get your your. spray tans at that's how it starts she's.

become an addict this is exactly how the. tan addiction yeah but it makes my. makeup look so much better first of all. cuz making me look tan just makes me. look good yeah I have maybe it's in your. head forever it's not yeah like may like. we we should both get one like I just. love them I what if we all went and got. spray tans I would literally have been. trying for so long to get cash at least. let me like self tan him. because what if I would do a spray T and. I say give me the 10 out of 10 no that's. what bodybuilders do how long does it. last no it's a week or so and I can.

scrub it off of you with like like an. exfoliator you scub off I say I say. someday we play a challenge on here. loser of me and you have to go get the. darkest spray T they offer yeah that. would be so funny that's actually good. one naked that's good for the what well. yeah you got to do it naked yeah. obviously I want to do with my shirt on. you can't do it with your shirt some. crazy farmer. tan no no it's either you go into the. booth naked or you go get it done by by. like a person naked yeah naked but.

definitely highly why is the person. naked so the whole body gets spray whole. body gets spray taned and you don't have. a line yeah but like I don't I don't. want to be around someone naked well. that's why you go to the booth where it. just the booth itself sprays you yeah I. just don't understand why they got to be. naked well I mean I wouldn't want the. spray tank getting all over anything I'm. wearing either that's like gross I mean. you want so there's just two naked. people no there's only one no there's. only one nak why would there be two. naked people I don't know why would you. say that that that's how portrayed the. question and then I asked again and.

she's like well they wouldn't want. getting all over their the one time I. went is it was just like um you could do. Tanny beds or the spray tans and then. Tanny beds suck don't do them yeah. that's that's how you get cancer cuz. yeah you get cancer Tanny beds you also. get cancer from laying out in the sun. but you I know that's why I stopped. doing that actually you also get cancer. from like those blue lights that are. behind candy bags like people have such. por her face wait is that is that is. that for real I don't know I think so no. tanning bags are like proven and people.

start getting like dark spots and. everyone who's ever done tanning bags. like Advocates against them yeah it's. yeah it's bad because it's just straight. UV radiation like damaging your skin. which is why I stopped tanning outside. but yeah but no the spray taints are. like fun you just go in a booth and and. they don't damage your skin and it talks. you through it the booth talks you it's. like that's what I got last time but. then I the cap hey shut up the cap went. too low no and I can show youall I can. send y a photo it's so bad the cap went.

way too low and it was terrible oh I. started stressing in mind because they. give you nose plugs cuz if you don't the. tan goes up your nostrils and then. you're just sneaking out spray tan oh. crap I was I I didn't get a nose plug oh. they gave me one and I started it she. said whenever you're ready press the. button to start so I said okay I'm ready. there's like five different buttons too. and I was like I know I was stressing I. was so scared and I pressed the button. and then it was like starting your spray. tan and then I forgot my like nostril. plug wa no now I know it is this I saw a. movie like this once it was like the guy.

clicks the button and he goes I don't. know what movie this was but he was like. starting you was break it does it then. he's like turn around he does a 360 then. he goes doing this way then does the. side again and then he has to do you. guys ever seen that he's really dark. yeah that's that's what it was but I was. like stressing and I was like running. around my my booth trying to get my. nostril things and then I got it and. then they fell out of my nose and the. spray Tan's going loser get to spray. loser get to spray tan on half their. body. wait guys I got an idea no yes no you.

don't how will we compete right now for. what like just anything and then the. loser gets a spray tan you really. thought this went through really thought. that reminds you of the episode when. SpongeBob got a spray tan that was a. funny one you ever had you guys ever had. a crush on a cartoon character great. transition wow that was good wait I'm. trying to think because I was so obsess. um um the the boyfriend from Phineas and. Ferb huh what Candace's wait hold on. first of all hold up ain't nobody should. have a crush on anyone from the show.

Phineas and FB they're all. triangles and like we said the other day. you look like Candace. right and Jeremy would have been perfect. together neck is C neck show show off. your neck move your. microphone giraffe giraffe you do not. have a long why does the giraffe sound. like a chicken. giraff anybody know what noise giraff. your cartoon Crush wait anybody know. what noise a giraffe make they don't. make any. noises no who cash who was your cartoon.

Crush what who was your cartoon Crush my. cartoon Crush SpongeBob probably I don't. maybe first off why yall crushing on. cartoons yeah that's kind of OD no mind. no wait mine was bug's bunny what no. mine lowy probably would have been uh. the the chick from Avatar Saka sister. what's her name oh yeah uh he goes oh. yeah he's like oh. she was fine oh yeah no what was her.

name oh my gosh oh my gosh Ang Saka no. The Incredibles mom everyone talks about. her oh yeah The Incredibles Mom miss. this. elastic that's the one she had a. g I can tell you. that everyone always talked about that. yeah everyone like she is the perfect. body too like I no there was actually I. dreamed to be her Harper she's animated. I still dream to be her um who was the.

freaking there was another one I was. obsessed with what about your Disney. Channel Crush who did you. like oh oh Eric from. um oh no actually Flyn Ryder Flyn Ryder. will be the cartoon Crush yeah you know. who I I didn't I didn't really have a. crush but I really admired the guy from. uh what's that show Austin and Ally no. he looks like Austin was my was my dis. Star. Struck. Christoper Christopher Christopher wild.

Christopher wild yeah man I wanted to be. him oh I remember another one cartoon. Crush Kim. Possible. everyone like oh yeah yeah Kim Possible. Joe and Maverick are on the same. wavelength apparently yeah what abouty. undercover dude I just can't think of. any animated that's just Zenda Z like. really pretty top tier yeah yeah I I I. just I don't know maybe just didn't. watch cartoons cuz I'm thinking of like. SpongeBob and that's it yeah I'm.

thinking of okay now I'm thinking of. like Disney princess like the princess. from Disney freak um Tiana's so pretty. who Tiana oh I did love her I loved her. music yeah but wait she made music she. an artist know she was from louisi. stop spit it out Harper what she do oh. Harper why do you why do you keep doing. that why do you do stuff like that I. watch strange addiction and I kind of am. addicted to foam no you're.

not do you just like it in your mouth or. do you eat it I eat it wait I'm so. confused how did it come out completely. dry I mean it has a bunch of different. circles like that made a lot of sense to. me so wait you'll swallow that no she. won't you're such a Capper no I w't do. you remember when Trisha pis went on my. strange addiction for what spray tanning. she was addicted to spray tans oh that's. such a thing I. need I think I just made that up you do.

yes are you still doing tan don't you I. no I have an idea anymore uh but I don't. do competitive cheer anymore I only do. School cheer and then we go to. competitions for School cheer like NCA. and all that wait so wouldn't that be. competitive yes if you go to. competitions yes wow I guess. so wait why was she on My Strange. Addiction who are you calling huh who. are you call yeah it was her addiction. to T guys who's cash calling we're all. in the Pod that's not no one else is.

allowed to make phone calls hello hey. Mom yeah hey who's your favorite out of. me and Maverick if you had to choose one. I don't have a favorite child okay but. if you had if you had to chose no no no. no I can't I why are you asking me. that like if you just had to choose one. no one of us is going to die okay okay. the other ones the other one's going to. die if you don't choose they both die. Mavericks older he's already lived. longer hey I'm not picking a favorite.

okay okay is Dad. there no dad's not gonna pick a favorite. either is he there though he's here he's. talking to Ken okay well we need to talk. to Dad can I can I talk to. Dad she said don't pick a. favorite what you want to know who's the. favorite. yeah. oh yeah we already knew that all right. all right bye. we we always knew that wait so what was. the point of that I just was bored.

confident it was going to be me were you. though call your mom see who's the. favorite hello. mom who's the favorite. meice mom oh but she has one she said. I'm not going to say I'm not going to. say it but but she didn't say I don't. have one she's like we talk about it. behind y's back but like we're not going. to say it to your face there's one. there's there's definitely one of you. that's less trouble though listen I know.

as a parent I'm going to have a favorite. I won't tell them but I will have a. favorite I have a favorite like you have. friends that are your favorite you have. dogs that are your favorite you have. favor I don't have a favorite friend um. what about you guys who's your favorite. sibling uh I mean I have one. well what why did you ask that Kate well. because I have a favorite between you. guys. okay who's your favorite sibling Lany no.

out of your siblings oh I was just. texting Laney I miss her no who no. you're avoiding the question who's your. favorite sibling out of your siblings I. really like Lucy no not your dog no. Lucy's out of Michael Anna and Zach. who's your favorite I actually don't. have one Michael yes you do she told I. do not she's told me before on my have I. mhm she like I thought I kept that to. myself if you don't say it I'm going to. say it it's going to make you look bad. I'm trying to think come on just say it. you know it okay is it a girl I think I.

know okay not not that any I have a. favorite sibling they don't watch the. podcast anyway no it's not that I have a. favorite sibling it's just that I'm. closer to some siblings than I am to the. others okay so who's your closer. favorite whatever I don't know you no I. don't oh my gosh who do you hang out. with more honestly I feel like I hang. out with Michael and Anna the same and I. don't see Zach very much just cuz he. lives in our so Zach's out of the. picture now Michael and Anna no Zach's. not out of the picture I get so excited. when he comes home I love having home.

he's obviously not your favorite cuz you. don't spend much time with him so who's. your favorite are you talking about I. will say Zach is the only sibling that I. actually call just say one I don't one 4. 3 2. one no actually break I didn't really. think of a consequences I should have. thought of that first hey I have an idea. that would get us some good content for. the Pod what that would what you're on. some today no no that was funny that was. funny no okay it's not funny Kate thinks. everything's funny if I did this Kate. would think it's. funny see Kate doesn't know comedy it.

was just so ridiculous why did. you oh my go what was your idea well I. think for like a future pod we should or. right now well no it won't work right. now but for the next pod just so we have. some content so I'm to talk about y'all. should put me on a blind date oh my gosh. I mean we could do that right now I. could absolutely I could pick out one of. the dudes in the room and I have sit by. you and it could be a blind date I have.

a girl in. mind boyfriend but I want to go on an. actual blind date or a blindfolded no no. we actually have a girl in mind oh do. you but she has a boyfriend and I'm not. saying anything because what that is so. not okay yeah but it's one of those like. oh she got a boyfriend I don't like. she's a boyfriend no not that one what. she say you say Paige gosh like yes I. did no unfortunately she's out of the. picture until she's single then she's. back in the picture but I don't know who. she I'm not telling you rhymes with. something give me something I can tell.

you after but I'm not saying it now just. because RH okay just say it now no say. it I'm not saying it you w even know the. girl's name. just no I don't he's literally going to. freaking say it on the Pod I'll tell you. after I want to know and I'll show you. she's did you actually tell him the name. no oh I'm not you tell me he don't even. know her name I forgot her name I'm real. no but but I am concerned about who. Maverick comes home with as an as a wife.

because me and her have to be like this. furry hey I wouldn't put that pass. listen if you're in a friend group and. you have a good friend group but you. kind of like one of the girls in the. friend. group. uhuh I'm the leader I'm the what's the. song the night you guys. know can you can you demonstrate that. for us you got wait what's the song he. wait wait yo we got to film a Tik Tok. that on the LOL podcast Tik.

Tok we are done oh my gosh I I could. never oh wait so it's I'm the alpha I'm. the leader I'm the one to trust and then. they start together we do whatever it. Tes for life oh the girl I was talking. about just texted me we're wolves no one. are you trying to flex right now no I. just I thought it was crazy a female. just texted me no I just thought it was. crazy a female 40 year old but uh no if. is it worth it if it's going to like.

probably break like if it doesn't work. out then it's like the the whole friend. group's broke up what are you talking. about my K are ashy wait no I think that. just means that you need to leave the. friend group after I have to leave the. friend group after if it doesn't work. out hey man what's the last lie you told. the last lie I told that he was coming. home early last night wait so that was. true a girl did text you yeah oh yeah. you you didn't believe me no not what. what's the light like last Light you. told the last lie I've. told you don't oh okay I believe.

you okay so what's the last lie you told. besides that one last Li I told besides. that one uh that's see made it uh let's. see did you not like that. uh stop making your knees more ashy no I. just spit on them it's fine oh why do. you spit on it we have lotion available. to you why are you spitting on your. knees bro cuz they're ashy okay so. that's when you use lotion girl can you. tell me the last slide gosh Dar it oh um. I he went down I got one I I told Kate.

uh a little bit ago that I was like wow. the house looks really good I knew you. were going to say that I knew he was. going to say that I was just trying to. get her to make cookies and I didn't you. didn't no you said you were going to. because we were literally about to start. filming I couldn't put cookies in and. let them burn yeah I started just. complimenting things she does to then I. was like you know cookies sound pretty. good all right what's the last SL you. yummy yum oh oh my gosh I'm just going. to stop right there what what's the last. lie you told why does nobody answer.

these questions what's the last lie you. told uh me yeah bro chacho was somebody. asking me. so and then um bro Kate just hurry up. that's how you act fine you want me to. say it hurry up now no no no no you. really want me to say hurry up man is it. going to hurt my feelings. probably so oh no I don't know if I. should say it but she was rushing me. well now you got to say it oh was it the.

last lie you told I'm scared to say it. if I'm being honest just say it um come. on remember when you asked me if that. dress made you look fat which. [Music]. one that's. crazy yeah that probably be the last lie. I told you know what's actually crazy. like a year and a half ago I was. graduating high school and I was getting. my senior pictures taken and I come back.

from getting my pictures taken and MAV. goes oh I was wearing this pink dress he. goes oh where have you been and I was. like oh I was getting my senior pictures. taken and he goes and that dress and I. was like yeah he was like why would you. do that and I was I like this dress he. goes don't you think it makes you look a. little big. oh what he told me I look fat in my. dress I was wearing see pictures. remember that I thing was I thought it I. just didn't say it yeah I listen if if I.

think something's not complimenting you. I'm going to tell you like I'm going to. tell you it was just a flowy dress it. wasn't a skin tight dress it wasn't okay. okay but let's be for real Kate let's be. for real did the dress did it make you. look a little Hefty guys she's not fat. no we're not saying say well we're not. saying that but we're saying did it make. you look a little Hefty I don't know I. haven't put it on since I can't remember. where's the photos do you have them no I. don't actually I never got them back. what I don't know if we paid for them I. think I like wi and got them done but I.

don't think my parents ever like oh you. never she is tired no no I think there. was actually I think it it slipped my. parents mind because I was like getting. married and graduating it was this dress. oh let's throw the picture let me see. it let me see this you look. Hefty yeah it definitely has like at. least five let me see let me see K it. was sh I thought it was a cute dress no. you you literally don't look fat show to.

the. camera I can text no I'm joking you. don't look fat I swear like I actually. swear that I was kind of like twirling. so you're really confirming it like I'm. just making sure actually my sister took. it so I'm going to go get it back from. her and try it on and see if it actually. makes me look fat maveri was if Maverick. was just in here's the thing no I'm not. just in a mood like what was it the we. went to film an episode of the LOL Club. and I'm like hey yeah this is out of. pocket too what the freak Maverick you.

are my number one hater no like if you. want me leave I'll leave I said I said. are you ready to film and she goes yeah. and I went like that oh she had no. makeup on she had because we were. filming a makeup challenge okay and then. she was dressed in like pajamas I was. wearing an oversized t-shirt okay you I. remember that episode you can't you. can't lie you you do look homeless half. the time normally when you go to film. you just like kind of fix yourself up.

like you get dressed up and you're like. I'm going to be on camera so you get. camera ready makeup that day you get. camera ready this was not camera ready. because y'all said take your makeup off. I I didn't say that so I didn't know. that was a thing what do you mean we. were filming a makeup challenge yeah but. who said you got to take off the makeup. you already have on I'm just going to. put more on what well then my makeup. would look good. what it's hurting my brain no if you. don't take your makeup off then your. makeup like the makeup that we always do. looks good I hope and um and then the. makeup that we take off shows our true.

colors. mhm yeah that's so inspirational we do. it again and again and again and we keep. wiping off our colors and we keep. putting them back on and. oh like Kate. what dude I hate I hate female humor. this is not funny it might be one of the. worst out.

there I can't wait till a real joke it. says. wow why did the. chicken please please. no wait is is quandel Dingle a bad word. quandel. Dingle stop saying it I don't know if. it's I don't know I don't know what that. means but. stop what does that mean I don't know hi.

it's quandel Dingle yeah what is that uh. my what's the One Stop tending on. trending on Tik Tok right now. freak I can't think of it is it the one. that's. like wait is it a bad word to never mind. actually don't ask if it's a bad word. then proceed to say Dingle no Kate I'm. sorry for calling you fat all the time. and ugly and ugly tired I'm sorry I'm. sorry I don't mean it in that way no no. I'm not sorry for calling you homeless.

yeah you do look kind of homeless you do. look homeless but listen when it listen. I I'm not going to get out of this. there's no way to get out yeah I'm just. the punching bag on this show no I think. M's always stuck in really awkward. situations because he always says mean. things no it's just like yes no during. that makeup challenge you said something. and it all went silent and we were like. so that's not true yes. no M does yeah M says jokes whole room's.

having a good vibe M says a joke and. everybody m m says a joke and everyone. goes oh and we all know what that is not. true you say jokes the other day this. dude says a joke doesn't let's not say. what I say know what I said yeah don't. worry you said a joke it didn't hit at. all and so we just kind of ignore it and. kind of keep going and about 45 seconds. later he repeats the exact same know you. heard me or not and so we're like how am. I supposed to know yeah still not funny. like it wasn't funny the first time how. was I supposed to know if you heard me.

what was a joke because it was only. three of us talking what was a joke what. was the joke Alex it was like oh you. don't remember oh my gosh it wasn't good. it was bad it was like not funny at all. yeah well on that note thank you so much. for watching this episode we'll see you. guys next. time I do the thing do what thing peace. peace what peace oper sh peace ouch. Shaka Whoever has the most viewed video. using a clip from this podcast on Tik.

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