I Survived No Human Contact!

hi guys so we're doing 15 minutes alone. just talking by ourselves on the podcast. so uh first is M. Mo um I don't know what I'm supposed to. do here but I'm guessing I just have to. you know like talk about my life so. number one I wanted to tell y'all that. I've had a rapper in my sock this whole. day. look it's a Starbucks rapper it's a. straw rapper.

so I'm just going to put this in. Maverick's seat so he sits on it and uh. he smells the steak you know what guys. I'm going to I'm going to lay down ow. God y okay I'm going to lay down because. I've never been able to do this I've. never been able to do this yet never. never never oh wait actually I'm going. to sing a song okay so tell me if this. is. good actually I'm thinking of what song. I should sing.

mom what song should I sing so. basically I'm going to sing different. impressions of different. singers on a br Omar song on I'm trying. to think trying to think your girl is. trying to think oh he got a new setup. how cool is this anyways. um I'm sick right now but. um guys I can do whatever I want why am. I wasting this time why what am I doing. okay okay fine I'll do it all right so.

let me think uh first Ariana Grande all. the way wait hold on don't make fun of. me first of all um I know behind the. screens y are like God look at her look. at her what is she doing what is she. doing look at her um but I'm going to. try as hard as I can not as hard so. first I'm going to do I'm going to do. Kim kardashan although it hurt so close. your eyes close your eyes cuz I know. you're peeking and so just imagine Kim.

Kardashian singing all right ready. although it. hurt I'll be the first to say that I was. wrong all right now Arana Grande. although it. hurts I'll be the first to say that I. was wrong okay frick frick frick frick. freck frak frck um redo.

um okay let me start on a lower thing. all the. way I'm what what what am I doing what. am I doing I don't know what's what's. going on all. right. Oro all. right oh my I need to start on Lower. pitch a lower pitch although although it. hurts I'll be the first to say that I. was wrong.

oh I know I'm probably much too late so. that's Ariana Grande now let's do Billy. eyelash right oh okay nope no we're not. doing her she's too hard she's she sings. really good but like she has this voice. that I can't do so I'm not going to do. that I'm not going to do that um Let's. do let's do Selen Dion bro okay or no. Britney Spears Britney Spears oh no it.

hurts I'll be the first to say that I. was. wrong okay um now last one cuz I'm not. going to be doing this the whole time. I'm not going to make y'all bored cuz. I'm a good host am I right or am I right. okay um what's who let me look at the. musicians let me let me look at the. musicians um I'm so sorry guys.

oh I'll do Selen Dion that's actually. none of y'all know who she is I mean. some moms do but like not me not me I. know who she is personally because your. girl is kind of cool. anyways all right I need to. poop sorry guys do cat oh it beat the fu. okay no I'm not actually doing doic cat. I guess I'll do sine Dion.

although it. hurts I'll be the first to say that I. was. [Music]. wrong okay yeah that's enough for. sitting in cash a seat because I'm not. going to stay here any longer I'm not. I'm just not. okay okay now what should I do in Katy.

actually I don't want to say in Katy. it's a little too. bouncy looks like I'm back to my normal. seat but um I want to just talk about. like. how how I am where I am. today you can say that I. I. I okay so in the future future 10 years.

from today I want to be a famous singer. and I want to be able. to do you know like I don't know I just. want to be a famous singer or just a. singer I don't have to be famous except. for I do want to be famous but like I. don't know I really like singing I love. it so much especially Ariana Grande. that's why I love doing her impressions. like like I can do her impressions. pretty dang well um but like like you if.

I if cash and them were up here they. would run away cuz I just burped but um. I really like to do Ariana Grande. Impressions and also um I she's like I. love her so much but yeah in 10 years. from today I really want to be a famous. singer and just possibly pursue my. singing. career yeah that was good that was a. good year yeah that wasn't a good year. what's it called I've already been a.

on the Pod before so it's like not. different any different for me but a lot. of people ask and I actually close with. cashm and Kate so let's start off with. MB yes we're obviously close cuz I see. him two days a week if not more and um. yeah we're just like besties so yeah um. yeah and also so cash me and him he like. got me started and all this so of course. we're close and Kate Kate is my best.

friend ever I love her so much I love. all of them so much but Kate she she. hits that spark in my chest and I I just. love seeing her I love seeing all of. them like I don't know they make me so. happy and anytime I come over here they. think that I don't like them because I. don't go to dinner with them but I. actually love them so much guys y'all. have no idea like no idea cuz like I. don't think they have an idea on how. much I love them because like they're.

like family now and I love coming over. here cuz I don't know it's just so much. fun and I love hanging out with them. because they're like a second family and. yeah so yeah that that's like oh and Joe. of course me and Joe are very close too. we I love Joe so much so yeah um I don't. really know what to talk about oh I'm. going to Orlando so we probably won't. post this before then but oh yeah we. film two podcasts each time I come here. because.

I can't just come every day oh why I. stopped doing such weird Tik toks well. uh High School this thing called High. School came around and let's just say it. ruined me yeah yeah it ruined me um I. don't do crazy T talks like that anymore. because like I it's so weird just being. in a room with a bunch of cameras and. nobody in here like usually I have my. buddy math here cash and Kate and I miss. them already why aren't they coming back. please come back go.

why why why okay I'm gonna stop there G. to stop there um you know what BRB yo. what's up guys so it's my turn to to be. on set and I don't really know what I'm. going to talk about probably going to. talk about girls to be honest. because I don't know we're just going. through y'all y'all like it when I talk. about uh my love life um which is kind. of non-existent at the moment I mean. it's not completely. non-existent but uh the other night I. got a text so I got a text from this.

girl and I was like it was a girl I know. I know her pretty well I've gone on a. couple trips with her like as a with a. group of friends not like her alone but. like as a group we've gone on a couple. trips together uh she's came down here. and hung out with Kate a couple times. like I know her like pretty well and so. it wasn't like out of the ordinary for. her to text me but she does have a. boyfriend and she's had a boyfriend for. like six months so like she's the kind. of girl it's like very respectful so I'm.

like if she has a boyfriend it's kind of. odd she's texting me a little bit I. thought I thought it just a little bit. but it's not like like wrong I just. thought I was like maybe a little odd so. she texts me and she's asking me like. how to get tickets to this event I'm. like oh well yeah I can I can help you. get tickets so I help her get tickets. and then she said what did she say she. said uh what she say she. said uh thank you so much how are you. doing by the way how's Dallas life.

updates I said y'all tell me if I'm the. one wrong in this conversation y'all. tell me I said Dallas is fine haha. nothing new here just surviving. surviving why why just surviving I don't. know why I said that I'm thriving to be. honest um how are things with you so. good honey that's what she said she said. so good honey. now me I'm from the south I to girls say. honey all the time and that's probably.

not even just a southern thing that's. probably like a normal thing but at. least where I'm from girls say honey and. baby all the time the amount of girls. that are like 20 something years old. that that call me baby here sugar here. baby here honey they they say stuff like. that all the time it's not out of the. ordinary I'm like so she says so good. honey I'm like. cool I. said some people probably not going to. like that one though because she texted. me like 4 days later after I said how.

are things with you she says so good. honey asked me 4 days later at 1:00 a.m. she says so good honey and I just posted. an Instagram post um and I was like. maybe she like saw my Instagram post and. I was like yeah some people probably not. going to like that post but thank you. and she said I did not mean to say honey. I typed how are you why you texting me. how are. you at 1:00 a.m. which is fine like I. said this girl's a friend so like I. don't really care like we're friends. like I know she didn't I know she's not.

trying to flirt with me I know that um. we've been friends for like probably two. maybe 3 years probably close to three. years so like I know she's not trying to. flirt with me she's just like being nice. right but still 1:00 a.m. texting me how. are you and she says it autocorrected to. honey and I was like. oh don't sweat it I thought you were. talking about my Ig post anyways I. literally posted it two seconds before. you te uh two seconds before you texted. me she said I'm not saying honey that.

was my bad I said okay um well I'm good. I guess uh how are. you and then I she didn't reply and I. was like I'm I I'll be honest I'm really. confused by this conversation now she. said it was just. autocorrect and I said gotcha well honey. I'm just I'm doing just fine honey I'm. doing fine and I say that with a. laughing face and then this little like. goofball face cuz I'm like it's funny. like I'm mocking you now like you called.

me honey now I'm calling you honey like. it's a joke it's a joke at this. point it's a joke she did not think it. was a joke she said no legit I have a. boyfriend I did not mean to type that my. bad I say whoa whoa shots fired you know. what do you mean you have I know you. have a boyfriend I done known this dog. I'm not I've known you before you had a. boyfriend I knew you when you were. single did I ever flirt with you that no.

we weren't we ain't been flirting that. ain't that ain't our type of. relationship we just friends she said no. legit I have a boyfriend I did not mean. to type that I was I just felt so. attacked. like also nobody asked if you have a. boyfriend I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm. kidding uh kind of but yeah nobody asked. if you had a boyfriend why why are you. telling me you have a boyfriend no I'm. kidding. um I said I didn't take it that way. don't sweat it I thought you were just.

saying girly stuff like SLE or something. she said okay good thank. you but like the conversation kind of. ended there and I was just. like. bro. bro I these These Girls these girls that. have boyfriends like they feel like. they're walking if you feel like you're. walking on glass at eggshells that you. got to tell me you have a boyfriend. immediately all I'm. saying maybe you shouldn't be asking me.

how I'm doing that's all I'm saying. maybe maybe this one's on you a little. bit if you feel like you got to say that. um I stopped doing crazy Tik toks I. still do some crazy Tik toks but like. I've just not done a lot because like I. feel like at school people will bully me. even more than I do get bully cuz I just. am a sad little girl no I'm kidding I'm. not sad little girl I just a lot of. people think it's weird but like if I. got my followers in the first place from.

doing that. then girl why not just keep doing that. why not just keep doing that sis girl. anyways I um I also feel like what's it. called God why am I out of breath why am. I out of breath God why am I dying or. something I don't know but um do y'all. ever think like so weird you might have. one second. left like I'm sure one of y'all on the. podcast right now will die in a few. seconds seconds no watch out beware I'm.

kidding guys I'm kidding like you. never gotcha cash and Kate ain't been. doing well that's for sure they ain't. been doing well bad things been going on. in this household let me tell you it's. been. uh it's been causing some strife you. know things been rough around.

here. yeah the I know they're probably. listening to this right now on a live. stream somewhere so that's. fine uh I hope they but I I don't know. if I should get into it should I get. into it guys should I get into it why. cash and Kate are upset with each. other I think I should I think I should. Kate told me not to say anything stupid. oh my gosh oh my gosh no no Joe Joe why'.

you do that why' you do that guys I just. saw a solar eclipse oh my gosh oh my. gosh that was terrifying I know y'all. love hearing their stories so cash and. Kate they. uh I don't know how else to say this. but Kate sucks at. cooking it's just she doesn't even cook. anymore we just eat at Chili's every. night. and cash hasn't told her but I don't.

think he's told. her. but we're going to have to find a. replacement Chef we're going to have to. hire a chef cuz we. can't we need some good food around here. go dog we need some good. food this isn't working boys are gross I. don't like them so it's whatever like. all my friends are like oh yeah my. boyfriend blah blah blah I'm like okay I. don't care about your boyfriend you. should care about yourself before you.

spend all your time on a boy cuz it's. not worth it also I'm going to talk. about the times where it was so funny on. the podcast where I was I I jumped off. the couch and I literally broke the. plant that's how much the floor Shook. and this painting fell I don't know it's. so funny guys I literally and you know. what's so weird some kids after school. activities are playing soccer doing. cheer playing football Etc I go to a. podcast that's number or top 10 in the.

whole entire world what the heck what. the heck guys like it hasn't sparked me. yet but like once it. does it's just so weird like I'm just a. normal high school girl which I think. that's why a lot of people follow me and. like me I guess is because like I don't. know I I'm a normal teen girl that goes. to high school public high school does. cheerleading at high school and just as. like everyone else and is their s which.

is not like a lot of other people I'm. their myself some people fake fake being. theirselves and I know a lot of young. people watch this podcast but like when. once you get older and stuff you need to. in high school especially or middle. school like it's just it starts to get. really hard because you find your. friends but sometimes you want to do. what your friends do and act like your. friends all that but like at this point. you only live once that's a what I say. to myself every single day like YOLO you.

only live once like what is there to. life if you're just boring and you act. like somebody else you act like somebody. you're not like it's like odd and when I. see people doing that cuz I know some. people that do that and I'm not going to. name them but yeah I know some people. that do that and it's just weird but. just be yourself cuz you only have one. life and it's very short life is very. short so take chances make mistakes and. waho Miss frizzled said that when I was. watching Magic School Bus but also some.

of y'all are like Harper who's your best. friend I don't have a best friend I like. I have friends but like I don't really. have many friends because like I don't. know um I've always had like not troubl. making friends but like I've always been. like people used to think that I was. like weird for my Tik toks and all that. and I feel like I'm like I have really. good friends great friends if y'all are. watching this I love yall so much my two. my one of my two closest friends are. Kayla and Brooke and I hang out with.

them all the time and Emy and all them I. love all of them Sophie all of them I. love them so much and like yes everybody. gets into drama but I love all of them. so I'm just saying be yourself girl. don't don't don't don't be somebody else. you're not because if you are um we're. going to have issues sorry not sorry hi. guys I was very unprepared for this. episode so um last minute I decided that. I was just going to give you guys a onew. woman performance starting.

now oh my gosh Barry I can't believe. we've been together for almost a. year I know sweetheart it's crazy time. fighs we having. fun what do you think we should do for. our one year how about how about I take. you to Nordstrom Rack and we can get you. good good good give you good little. gift oh bar you really know how to woo a. girl cut to the next day at Nordstrom.

Rack hi welcome to Nordstrom Rack how. can I help. you see this pretty lady right here yeah. me and her celebrating one whole. year oh Barry you don't need a flex like. that to everybody we. meet baby girl I sure do I sure do look. at you a. dime oh fa. what can I help y'all with.

today well I don't actually know what. I'm looking for but maybe you could help. us yeah follow. me Barry watches her walk. away Barry what's that look going on. about nothing I was just looking at you.

sweetheart. okay. okay over here is our sail rack we'll. find everything you could ever need at. Nordstrom well thank you. Dar yeah. thanks oh Barry I've been loving my gift. you bought for me at Nordstrom. wreck I knew you would sweetheart I know. you.

would now what the main character. doesn't know is that after they left. Nordstrom Rack Barry went back to. Nordstrom Rack to get the employees. contact information because he thought. she was a pretty girl they've been. texting ever. since who's who's texting you. Barry Oh nobody it's really it's nobody. nobody. oh well if that's the.

case. hello hey Barry it's Shelby from. Nordstrom Rack I know you remember me. you came back yesterday to get my. information cuz you thought I was. pretty hey no was not really a good time. to be honest so I'm going to let you. go who was that. Barry who was.

that uh it was just the nordstorm rack. employee why in the world is the. Nordstrom Rack employee calling your. phone it's not like that it's just not. like that I figured that she could get. us a discount you know when we had our. two-year anniversary she'll get us a. discount there yo what's up guys I just. want to take a second to tell you about. our sponsor Factor they have easy and.

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Barry I fully trust you I would not try. to look at your. phone cut to the next scene they're in a. McDonald's parking lot it's a McDonald's. and a 7-Eleven gas station combined so. they're pumping gas and eating. McDonald's um except Barry is sitting in. the front seat of his car with the. Nordstrom Rack. employee when the main. character comes in to McDonald's and. sees her boyfriend's car has at the gas.

pump oh yes I'll just take a. McChicken that's it just a. McChicken thank you so much okay I'm GNA. go now go out to my. car you know Shelby I don't mind. sneaking around with you like this this. is the best of both worlds I get you and. I get my home girl from day one it works.

out yeah so honestly that's what I. wanted to talk to you about is this. can't keep happening if you're still. with her so let's figure something out. okay. okay oh my gosh.

Mar oh duck duck get down. duck. hey hey. sweetheart I was just thinking about. you what in the world was a nordstorm. rack employee doing in the front seat of. your. car you see I was actually talking. talking about I was talking about you to.

her that's what was going on here. okay okay now listen listen you remember. how you was you saying you need a. job no Barry I have a job I've had a job. for the last 2 years you're the one who. needs a job you've been buming off me. ever. since you know times are hard right now. you know. that okay parents kicked me out I'm only. 25 years old they kicked me out what the. freak do you want me to do about that.

huh huh I've applied but they all say. that they're too busy in my prison. record they can't hire me because of the. prison record and you know. that well maybe you shouldn't have stole. a car when you were 14 years. old I had somewhere to. be you just wanted to kiss a girl you. were just going to meet her to kiss a. girl if I could insert myself in this. not now okay not.

now Barry listen you got to get a job. okay and it is not going to be a. Nordstrom Rack with that. girl I don't know how we're going to. move past this I know how we can move. past it how's that I'll take you to your. favorite store Nordstrom w.

what what did you just say to. me Nordstrom Rack you love that place I. did love that place until I found out. you were making gas station runs with. her the nordstom rack employee that's. not very loving of you. Barry well what do you expect from me I. was trying to help you I was trying to. get you a sale I was trying to get get. get your favorite stuff on sale you.

weren't trying to do anything except for. put your mouth on her mouth that's all. you were trying to do you weren't. thinking of me. Bary you don't know. that I actually can confirm that he was. trying to put his mouth on mine but I. stopped him because I knew he had a. girlfriend exactly my point I knew it I. knew that was what was. happening I'm so hurt right now. I would just like to give my sincerest.

apology okay I did not mean for any of. this to. happen oh shut your yapper you're just. running your mouth just to hear your. voice no no seriously I. actually I I now that I am the other. woman I was in a situation where I. wasn't the other woman I was the main. woman and I found out about the other. woman and I was very hurt so I know. exactly how you're feeling right. now you do.

yes I know exactly how you feel to walk. out of a McDonald 7-Eleven and see your. boyfriend in the front seat of his car. with a Nordstrom Rack employee that. hurts yeah it does hurt a. lot I. just I just I don't understand how you. got to be in this situation. let me tell you a little story time.

okay I'm all ears right now if I don't. if I don't listen I'm going to be. yelling at somebody so I'll listen to. you way back when whenn way back winwin. I got a job at an ice cream shop and. then I got fired from the ice cream shop. okay and my at the time boyfriend was. not very supportive of me okay and that. is when I walked out of at McDonald's. and saw him in the front seat of his car.

with a nordstom rack employee okay I was. in the same situation that you are right. now you have to. understand go. on well when I found out that this girl. worked at Nordstrom Rack I decided that. I was going to go apply at the same. Nordstrom Rack and work with. her why would you do that I would never. ever ever want to work with you after. what you what was going on here.

let me finish. okay I knew that if I got a job at this. Nordstrom. Rack I could get my revenge I knew it. was going to play out like that. okay so what what did you do I'm on the. edge of my seat what did you do once you. got the job at the nordstr rack with the. same girl that your boyfriend cheated on. you with what did you do after that just. for research purposes like no no. specific reason it's not like I'm going. to be doing the same thing.

totally understandable I know that I. would never think I would not even think. you would do something like this but the. reason I got the job at Nordstrom was to. make this girl's life miserable for as. long as I could. okay she would clean up an aisle I would. knock all the clothes back over and then. I'd run away so she didn't know who did. it and she'd have to pick up the clothes. again she would clock into work I'd take. her little card and I'd clock her back. out so she wouldn't get paid for the day. I just wanted to make her life miserable.

okay that's what I wanted to do I was I. was making messes everywhere I was. eating her food in the break room half. the time I didn't e it I just took it. out of the fridge and threw it away so. she didn't have lunch that day that's. exactly why I got the job in Norr was. just do things like. that oh this is all very insightful. knowledge you. know it's good to. know B Barry what do you think about all. this huh what do you think about her.

being cheated on and now being the other. woman I'm going to be honest I think. it's kind of a sleazy thing for you to. do you know that's not very. cool you. know. yeah well hold up mister let's not. forget that you were the one in this. relationship cheating like let's not. jump ahead of. ourselves well yes yes I know I know and. I just I can't I truly can't imagine. imagine how this other guy felt her. current boyfriend you know I don't know.

how he could have felt or her her. ex-boyfriend I mean I don't know how he. could have felt when he got caught in. that predicament it's a really. unfortunate predicament to get caught. in are you out of your mind. Barry I just knocked something. over well if you want I can give him if.

you want I can give you his phone number. and you can reach out to him and see how. he's been handling all of. this yeah yeah why don't you why don't. you give me that phone number and I'll. reach out to him and see how he's. handling you know that situation just. because no specific reason but you know. I am finding myself in a very similar. predicament right now and I just don't. know exactly where to go from here so. having another man's inside on this. would be. very would be very helpful you know.

okay well I'm going to leave this. McDonald's 7-Eleven parking lot. now and I don't know where I'm going to. go but I'm going to go somewhere. far probably to the Target across the. street because that's all I can think. about right now but would you like to. come with me and we can just talk about. more things that you did to the other. woman oh my gosh of course I would love. to just help you heal from this process. like I know it's so. draining to just find out something like.

this you know like I I only wish that. there was somebody that could have. helped me when I was in that situation. you. know yeah that'd be that'd be really. nice the two girls leave and go to. Target and then Barry gets on the phone. with that other dude. hey yeah man this is very yep yep the.

one you've been texting listen I just. wanted to have a. conversation about a predicament I found. myself in a while ago and I just I just. heard that you were in the same. predicament I just need to know your. Insight you know what how did you handle. your girl catching you in the car with. another. girl. uhhuh uhhuh.

uhhuh so you didn't end up with either. of them. really you just broke up with them. both oh and now you're. homeless man well I don't want that to. be me I don't want to be homeless just. cuz I cheated on my. girlfriend. yeah MH well my sincerest condolences go. out to you you know I hope you. can get off the streets. soon and this is a life lesson for me.

you know I won't I will never get caught. cheating on my girlfriend. again yeah. mhm all right byebye. now and. scene that was a lot you guys that was a. lot and I really just hope I got I got. the story line across here's my here's. my problem guys I as a guy this is this. is this is me getting way too deep now I.

for some reason always feel. like there's no girl that's ever good. enough to be with me like there's no. girl that's good enough to be with me. like I I hold myself to a high standard. I'm like there's no girl good enough and. then when I meet a girl that is good. enough that I'm like this girl is. amazing she's too good for me I like I I. can't I I'll ruin this girl's life like. I can't I can't date this girl like. she's is way too good for me like I. can't I'm not good enough for her and so.

then it's like it's like I I constantly. have this like uh I don't know what you. call it like a a battle with myself and. maybe I'm trying to maybe I maybe I'm am. I finding a reason to be single am I. finding a reason to not like these women. is that it am I like she's not good. enough she's too good she's not am am I. is that what I'm doing am I having a. therapy session right. now I don't know.

maybe maybe I. should I think I should talk to someone. about this this isn't good can we do a. couple like two minutes together. together yeah okay what do you want to. talk about I want to talk about uh the. Texas Revolution that's happening no. math leave okay can we talk about Mars. no leave space. no no one cares about the Texas. Revolution. they care about space I care about space.

do you care about solar. eclipses. wow that's that was. funny that was funny it's still there. it's the longest solar longest solar e. clipse I've ever seen I'm not looking. I'm not looking no I usually don't look. at the solar Clips it's usually kind of. blinding all right get out of. here it's my time which is me and you. it's my time to shine I don't know if.

you're going to shine much those lights. are in different places I feel like we. should turn them off for you what the. Yeah I'm actually just gonna I'm going. to turn the cameras off unplug yeah. we're done all right get out of here you. guys want to know something crazy so in. case you guys haven't figured out in. case you guys have not figured out we um. are shooting this episode separately. what the heck bro this new microphone. stand is not microphon. in there we go where's shooting this. episode separately so everyone is.

shooting their um Clips on their own. instead of all of us talking. together I have no clue how this is. going to turn out so hopefully it turns. out great so if you guys are confused by. what was happening that is what's going. on today and I hope you guys enjoy the. episode and hopefully it doesn't get too. crazy let me see wait I had one thing I. wanted to talk about that was very. important what was it let me see it was. oh explain what we're doing that's what. it was because I wasn't exactly sure if.

you guys exactly knew what we were going. to be doing now if I had to guess I'm. going to guess Maverick is going to be. talking about women the whole time on. this. episode I'm gonna guess Harper is. singing and. Kate Kate is probably gonna be crying if. I had to guess I guess Kate probably. told a sad story or something like that. and maybe be. crying but honestly I don't really know. Kate Kate's a wild card I don't exactly. know what she's going to be doing but I. know what we're going to be doing we're. going to be getting we're going to be.

getting to know each other guys just me. and you and I feel like I should switch. positions I don't know if everybody set. in their normal positions or not or if. everybody I feel like everyone probably. sat on the blue couch but I don't really. know but we're going to be switching. positions I'm going to move to Kate. actually nah I'll sit right here so I. feel like on this podcast nobody gets. you know I feel like we don't get we. don't get too deep with each other and. we don't get to really know each other. there's no one-on-one time you know what.

I mean but now we have our one-on-one. time it's just me and you guys and you. know we're going to talk. about my past I'm going to open up about. my feelings everyone tells me I never. open up so I was like I'm going to open. up today this is my time to open up for. you guys talk about my feelings you know. a lot of times people don't want to talk. about their feelings and most of the. time I'm that person that doesn't want. to talk about their feelings. but sometimes feelings need some talking.

about and most of you guys don't even. know what where I start in life like you. guys know me now you know the cash Baker. now but you guys don't know like what I. was like eight years ago I grew up in. Oklahoma I was a small town boy guys I'm. telling you I lived in in one of those. one stoplight type of towns you know. what I mean one of those type of towns. where you walk down the street you think. a girl's cute you find out she's your. cousin I one of those typ type of towns. and that's not a joke I had multiple.

family members find out somebody they. were dating was like their third cousin. it's a very small. town and I was you know I was a I was a. country boy which you guys might find. that hard to believe now because you. know you see you see this you see like. this type of things with us but I used. to I used to raise like chickens I used. to raise dogs Maverick had a freaking. Hawk bro he was a falcon rear a falconer. a falconer a falconry person he had a.

hawk that he caught out of the wild that. was like this big and he trained it to. fly around in the air and it would like. go hunt and he would be. like and it would come back and land on. his. fist is that not is that not insane he. caught this thing out of the wild and he. taught it to fly around in the air and. then come back and land but Hawks do not. like you they do not like you they only. like you for food they only like you for. food that I mean that's the same reason. I keep. I guess that's the same reason you kind. of stay around your mama you know she.

cooks you food takes care of you I guess. that's how they look at it they thought. M was M was the Hawks M that's what he. was he was the m to the Hawks in the. wild M's always been like that though he. was always a mama to Nature he he took. care of our dogs and. Hawks our our chickens our ducks we had. Ducks one time but unfortunately one of. our dogs killed our ducks so the Ducks. did not last too long which is kind of. weird because we rais the Ducks and dogs. together we thought they'd be one but.

they were not one man they were one for. a long time when they were little they. were little and they were little. ducklings just hatched little puppies. that just hatched and the Ducks and the. let's just say don't mix ducks and pit. bulls if you mix ducks and pit bulls. you're going to get some Duck Soup Ducks. never come out on top unless maybe you. had a bunch of ducks but I don't really. see a bunch of ducks happening I mean. you know what duck actually know that. duck probably wouldn't win either but. yeah I mean we live we lived on a farm. now my f my parents they bought well.

actually I probably shouldn't really. talk about what they bought well okay. they bought a farm that produced uh. illegal activity and they bought it. because it like got shut down for. illegal activity and now they're turning. it into like a normal farm so now our. farm that we had is like combined with. another farm so now we have a really big. farm but isn't that crazy guys think. about it you would never know we even. had a farm you guys just think we're. loling all the time we're not loling all. the time I we're loling now but that's.

you know that's just something we want. to talk about and you guys you guys. would know what's. crazy is yesterday I was talking to some. friends and I thought if you would if. you were to ask me yesterday if I had. normal friends i' be like yeah I got. pretty normal levelheaded friends until. I found out they believed in. Aliens do you got okay I I need you guys. to comment down below right now do you. guys believe in aliens because my friend. told told me it's not even a belief he. knows there's.

aliens no one knows there's aliens. unless you I guess unless you've. captured one Area 51 might have some. aliens in there or they might just be. throwing a big old party in there but. everyone comment down below right now if. you guys believe in aliens because if. you do I'm going to scroll through these. comment sections and I'm going to go to. every single person that says they. believe in aliens and I'm going to. explain to them why they are wrong and. Aliens don't exist and if you want to. know why aliens don't exist because my. friends and all of them agreed that the. aliens live.

underwater under freaking water what. type of. aliens live underw you know wait I got a. text want anything from waterburger bro. they're ordering waterburger dude I knew. I should have ate uh I'm going to. say yes a honey barbecue chicken strip. sandwich sorry guys I'm ordering my food. now. but nobody's here I don't know where. they went but nobody's.

here and our Wi-Fi is very bad right now. our Wi-Fi is extremely bad we had good. Wi-Fi until Mavericks decided he was. going to upgrade our Wi-Fi which why do. you need to upgrade Wi-Fi that's not. broken you know the saying don't fix. stuff that ain't need fixing or no uh. don't fix stuff that what the freak is. don't fix stuff that ain't broken that's. a true saying we had perfect Wi-Fi it. was Flawless it worked all the time and. then Maverick said I'm a upgrade it he. calls our Wi-Fi people he goes hey can.

you upgrade us to the good plan the best. plan you got they upgrade us to the best. plan they got our Wi-Fi is never been. the same doesn't even work anymore in. fact I I used to think Wi-Fi signals and. stuff were fake until a while ago I. found out this is how bad our Wi-Fi is. by the way in case you're wondering but. a while ago I found out that if you open. a door or close a door Wi-Fi does not. work the same if you put like if I'm on. a computer right here and somebody's on. a computer on the other side of this. wall and the Wi-Fi router is right here. and the other person's on the Wi-Fi. router in that room right there behind.

me the Wi-Fi will not work the same and. if you were to ask me that I'd be like. okay maybe that' be true like you know. far away if I go you know outside my. house and walk like a good 20,000 or 20. Paces that way then yeah the Wi-Fi is. not going to work the same but I'm. talking you can be 2 feet apart but if. there is something in between it the. signals ain't. signal and I don't know how that stuff. works like we had a TV that had a dish. on it and we can angle it in the sky and. depending on where we angle it in the.

sky you get you get different TV shows. like if you angle it right here you get. you get SpongeBob if you angle it over. here you get murder mystery so depending. on what type of mood you're in you have. to physically angle it at different. things does anybody want to tell me how. that freaking Works you're telling me. right here right here in my hand. SpongeBob is playing in the sky and. right here in this hand there's a murder. mystery plan. and I can't see it apparently it's.

giving us cancer and uh doing stuff to. our brain all the waves I heard if you. if you sleep next to your Wi-Fi router. it can cause cancer apparently your. phones you're not supposed to sleep with. your phone next to your head because. it's radiation in your head can you. believe that these phones are giving us. cancer and we sleep next to them and the. whole time these signals are going into. our head and something about that is. giving us cancer don't ask me how but is. that not crazy that SpongeBob is just. playing around you in the midst of the.

air and everyone just wants to act like. it's normal and act like it's act like. it's okay and act like this is real it's. not freaking real bro and I don't I. don't really know exactly what it is but. I definitely real like I remember I. remember when I was in school they had. that they had one with this TV signal. thing and I always thought it was just. like for decoration you know like how. they have the little antennas but no. it's not but man did I hate school I. mean most people probably hate school. but I really hated school I I was like I.

said I was a little farm kid you know. and then I found Tik Tok or no it was. music you guys remember musically do you. guys remember that I found musically on. my phone and then after I found. musically I tried two years to like get. followers and it never worked never did. work but then it ended up working after. about two years I was like Mom Dad can I. please drop out can I please drop out to. pursue my musically career and and they. didn't want me to but somehow I just. slowly stopped and stopped doing school.

because I was homeschooled and then. about freshman year I never really I. never really did much school after. freshman year so most of the time you. guys probably think I'm joking when I. say I'm a drop out but like I'm not. joking when I say I'm a drop I dropped. out like freshman year but oh what hold. up I just realized don't drop out of. school that's not what I'm promoting. here I'm just saying my life story like. this you know maybe you guys can feel. sorry for me cuz I dropped out you know. don't drop out of school that's not what. I'm promoting but what I am.

promoting is you know chase your dreams. and then if you achieve those dreams. maybe consider dropping out no I'm. kidding don't do that don't do that but. also you know what I'd like to say don't. go to college if you don't know what. you're going to do you know how many. people go to college they spend like. $80,000 a year can y'all believe that. $80,000 a year to go to college and then. they graduate and they don't even have a. good degree and they do something they. want obviously don't get me wrong if you. want to be a doctor or a lawyer you have.

something specific you want to be you. got to go to college for that you got to. get that knowledge not my type of thing. but it's a lot of people's type of thing. and you got to get that knowledge and go. there but College I feel like is more of. a real estate investment if I could open. up a college for a real estate. investment man I would they put people. in the type of dorms that you would put. people and like at Camp you know what I. mean when you have like a log cabin at. Camp and everybody just in lines of bunk. beds kind of looks like a prison prison. actually no I think prisoners get more.

room prisoners get their own like. bedroom like own cell they split with. two people campuses or what's that when. you go to camp like at at like church. camp or summer camp you have to share a. room with like everyone that's what. freaking collegers bro I learned that in. college you get one bathroom for like a. community of people it's a community. bathroom if I if I had any access to. that I'd be blowing that thing up so it. would be my bathroom only everybody be. going to the other bathroom and then. like you know those I have stink.

bombs and you rub them together and it. blows up blow some of those things up in. that bathroom man that thing would be. your bathroom now you would have to deal. with the smell too but that'd be fine. honestly I mean guys you know what I. hold up we don't ever get up close and. personal why don't I ever come to the I. don't know if I can take one of these. cameras wait. one two 3 I feel like I should be able. to take this camera because I think. that's the one you guys are looking at.

me on but that camera should be free so. let me let me get you guys you know what. I've been thinking about doing though we. should start a live episode if we had a. live everyone everyone comment this in. the comment section if we did a live. episode where we like R like we sold. tickets to like that type of episode. like we sold tickets to when you guys. could buy and come who would actually. come if we did one like the first one in. Dallas Texas everyone comment below if. you'd come or not say like uh I'd come. or like I can't come everyone comment.

down below that and if we get enough. comments saying that we actually might. do a live episode because I want to try. one of those so bad I've been seeing. people. do oh. sorry whoa I burped I never burp that. was pretty crazy I've been seeing people. do podcast live episodes forever and for. some reason I'm like we just don't have. like we don't have like nobody's going. to show up and I don't know why feel. like that deep inside I feel like. nobody's going to show up maybe it's cuz. all the birthday parties I had that.

nobody showed up to but I feel like just. nobody would show up to if we held like. a live ticket thing or like we sold. tickets to like a live show but we did. do meets up meetups back in like 2019. and like hundreds of you guys showed up. so I'm kind of torn between the two and. oh M's back yeah you're done bro say hi. to my. Vlog you literally went the complete. opposite direction of my vlog hold. on say what's up M what's up.

Vlog. um I I thought of a. joke you are you in. frame damn here we go okay I don't think. no I want to hear the joke I want to. hear the joke but also hold your mic up. some people said it was inappropriate oh. it's inappropriate I don't think it is. who who. said hold the mic up two women said it's. inappropriate mhm you want to hear the. joke yeah all right so earlier I was.

talking about Kate being in the kitchen. uhhuh and I was. like. listen I am not saying that it's you. know a woman's job to be in the kitchen. I wasn't saying that it was her job to. cook in the kitchen but I am saying she. naturally makes milk and. eggs that's funny so she got the natural. she got she got the key ingredients for. like everything right there like that's. that's sounds like she's supposed to be. in the kitchen to me if you're going.

off apparently it was inappropriate no. that's funny I mean that's Arby's whole. thing they got the meats they do got the. meats I mean I think that's that'd be a. good slogan for like a Denny type of. restaurant we naturally make milk and. eggs or like. Hooters that'd be really good if imagine. Hooters was like Hooters we naturally. make milk okay uh thank you so much for. watching this thank you so much for. watching this episode we'll see you next. time don't steal our stff game.

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