I Survived Getting Hit By A Car!

all I remember was seeing lights and I. heard it thud and I blacked out on top. of the car I was rolling around what. gosh it was that bad it was that bad. remember the time I got stuck in the. ocean oh yeah. yeah how do you get stuck in an ocean. have you seen how big it is what's up. guys welcome back to another episode of. the LOL podcast you guys gonna do it. again it looks no. [Applause]. I will start now enjoy the episode. [Music]. but yeah no I did go on a date how was.

it it was not uh it was not good what do. you mean it wasn't good it just wasn't. good I mean the girl was really nice. uh-huh we went uh. we went paddle boarding we went jet. skiing. was this the first state you've been on. since your last relationship this uh. yeah yeah this was the first date and it. was fine but when we. there just wasn't any like connection. there yeah and her heart was in the. right place but yeah then we after the. date I told her.

um like I told you this I I. oh yes. yes yeah he just remembered it I was. like this is a lame story but no this. story is good no math said he went on a. date no listen you're literally like. taking my story no because I'm telling. it because mav's gonna make it sound. good which it wasn't good that's very. bad you're gonna tell it how it wasn't. though he went on a date with this girl. oh geez at the end of the date. he I guess.

he said the date went well but he was. just like I don't think there's like a. spark or anything so probably not a. second date. and Matt tells this girl. don't be expecting a call or anything. because I don't want to go on a second. that's not happening. word of advice never tell a girl I'm not. gonna call. you being intentional with my words I. just you just said it in not the correct. way yeah well it would have been fine so. I went so I walked her to a car and I. was like so not gonna call as far as.

what I said I will not see you after. this door shuts so no I said I said. listen as far as the second date. um and then she interrupted me and she. was like are you asking me out on the. second date. no I was like uh well uh no. I'm actually not asking you out on a. second day I was gonna let you know that. and then you followed up with I probably. won't be asking I I said where I was.

going was I I didn't really feel like an. energy exchange here I feel like we. yeah I've never heard someone in their. entire life go don't expect a second. date I don't know what listen I could. tell that I thought she thought the date. went well and I knew the second she got. in her car or got home like people are. gonna start asking her how was your date. how was the guy blah blah blah and she's. gonna be like. telling them things that it like like it. was great. I didn't want to lead her on I didn't. want to leave her so you just stopped so.

I just write it right there you just. like told her straight up like I just. don't care to see you I know I know you. know you pretty much said you pretty. much said I like open and honest. communication I just thought it was bad. you know what that pretty much said what. I don't like your personality I don't I. don't I don't want to go out with you. again her personality was great just not. for me. okay it just wasn't my it was on seat it. was on a first date yeah homeboy was. like let's go out on the jet skis if I'm. not on a date I want to have fun imagine. it broke down and you're stuck out there.

like a terrible first date that would. have been hilarious and a much better. story well man I've had. um math was on the jet skis with these. two girls and he got pulled over without. a license and I was on the boat like a. little bit away and I was stressing. because I was like the guy it was like. our jet ski and I was like crap the cops. are gonna come over here and they're. gonna be like mad at me for letting a. guy without a license Drive the jet ski. which is completely my fault but. remember remember the time I got stuck. in the ocean oh yeah yeah how do you get.

stuck in an ocean have you seen how big. it is. yeah okay we were in Hawaii and we were. at an Airbnb and me and my friends. there's a paddle board left there like a. one-person paddle board and we were like. hey let's go out on the waves and the. waves at this place was like I'm not. even kidding like four football fields. away like they didn't have waves close. to shore the waves were way out there. and we were like okay it was so dumb. yeah and we were like let's go out on. the waves and as me and him are gonna go.

out there we're like one of us will just. tread water while the other one tries to. Surf and or whatever and we were like. he's stupid and as we're walking to the. beach. um one of the girls that was with us was. like can we come and we were like yeah. why not and the paddle board was the. only floating thing we had we didn't a. valuable part of the story what where. you asked me to come and I said no. that's a horrible idea why would you do. that yeah Matt was like no unfortunately. that is way too far out there y'all. aren't gonna make it and we're like yeah. we will anyways the girl was like can we.

come and me and my buddy were like yeah. and then another girl was like I want to. come too and we were like okay the more. the merrier so we had four people on a. one-person paddle board but obviously. you can't fit four people so we all just. used it as a floaty and we swam out. there just to float on it and we swam so. far out there and then this this is. where we got lost well actually I wasn't. lost I knew exactly where I was but yeah. so then we got pushed like the waves we. got pushed past the waves. so we swam out there and then we got. pushed past the waves and we couldn't.

get back on this side of the Waves so we. were stuck out of there and we were just. treading water and then the two girls. start freaking out like they were crying. valid and the sun yeah the sun was. setting and they were like freaking out. we were out there for like three hours I. think and then literally have you ever. heard of people getting lost at sea like. that's a real life thing that happened I. know I didn't have it everyone at the. Airbnb all the other team people were. like we just lost them all in the ocean. that's not yeah and they looked on our. drone they like looked on the drive. forever I sat there for like two hours.

with my buddy and uh who is like the. only adult on the trip yeah oh yeah I. was also 15 at the time yeah it was a. bunch of 15 year olds that had way too. much money and we rented a house in. Hawaii and we got like 120 year old to. go yeah it was our manager and my mom. was told our manager she was like please. watch him and then he lost me at Sea and. he was stressing. that's not the only time he's lost you. yeah oh yeah. listen yeah but anyways so then they.

called no no I'm sitting there waiting. watching them keeping an eye on them. because I'm like they're getting way too. far out there making sure the riptide's. not gonna breaking out in hives though. shut up let me tell the story listen. Okay so they're she's going out all four. of them go out and I'm like okay like I. can I can see them they're good they're. good and I'm talking to my buddy looking. at him we're just sitting on the porch. just watching them go out there and then. all of a sudden me and him both look. back out there we can't see him anymore. thank God we're gone they just. disappeared like we could see them the.

whole time and then God so we're like uh. this isn't good we we look at the sun. we're like it's only about 40 minutes of. sunlight let's speed this up yeah for. real. so it actually was a little bit overcast. but you know um so they uh they're out. there and we're like okay this isn't. good the sun's setting so we send the. Drone out. the Drone goes up like a nice drone too. like they had like a one mile radius. yeah the drum goes like maybe not a mile.

like a half mile or something it goes. really far far enough out to see that. you think we could see them we send it. way up in the sky we're sending it back. and forth down the coast everywhere. around the whole island can't find them. they're nowhere to be found we're like. this isn't good and then the sun sets. and so now it's just kind of like a glow. in the air we're like oh there's like 10. minutes of light this was when I low-key. was like oh no yeah oh like there's. literally like 10 minutes of daylight. left and then they're stuck out at sea. at dark and we're like this isn't good. so we're like we gotta call we gotta. call fire rescue we like we gotta yeah.

so we called the rescue team and they. show up they're like 10 of them come in. the house man there was like 20 yeah and. we're like uh-oh and then they got. Sea-Doos out looking forward no no this. is what I'm I'm out there on the paddle. board and we're all just holding on to. because none of us on it well one. of the girls is on a crime so we're. still holding it and we see side because. we are super far out we get a little bit. closer we see just Little Sirens go by. the coast and we were like imagine. that's for us and we're like me and me.

and my friend Mike. and then we get closer and the sirens. we're like is that our house and then we. realized when we realized it was our. house and Sirens we're at our house we. were like oh no this is not good and. then they they called the helicopter the. search and rescue helicopter was on its. way and right as the helicopter got to. us they found us so they told us to. leave they were like cancel the chopper. I was like it's a chopper right as they. also found us two seats pulled around.

the corner and they were coming for us. but yeah that was that actually crazy we. were out there for like three and a half. hours yeah but they couldn't get back. which was crazy but this guy this like. EMS guy he just grabs his surfboard and. he's like there they are way out there. and right is right as the police and. everybody got there we suddenly regained. vision of them and we're like oh this is. kind of awkward like uh yeah we found. them they're here but the guy just grabs. the surfboard and he's like I'll go get. him guy like goes out there like a jet. boat yeah he got to them so quick that.

was that was what our friend hunter. wanted to be our friend Hunter yeah our. friend Hunter he was sitting on the. shore he grabbed goggles not even nose. goggles just the goggles like this he. grabbed it yeah we're like cashing. cashing them are lost to see he's like. don't worry I'll find him. okay nothing he just starts swimming out. to the ocean. now and then the guy was gone for like. two hours no we were like freak now we. gotta find a hunter yeah he's out there. with no jacket nothing to float on just. a pair of goggles and then we're all.

like we're looking out of the ocean like. I wonder if Hunter's okay and then yeah. we're like dude now we gotta find Hunter. and then he walks up behind us and he's. like oh glad y'all got back. he went all the way around the cove and. swam and then walked on Shore all the. way back he's like what's a pencil out. there I just swam out to that got on the. dock and then I I ran back we're like so. you just did a triathlon just like yeah. no he literally slammed like a mile yeah. it was crazy how was Camp Harper oh yeah. it was really good. um I went to Clearwater Cove um Wildlife. camp in Missouri Missouri yeah it was.

like a seven hour drive it was crazy. wait what are you doing like what kind. of what things do you do at camp in. Missouri I don't know like it was kind. of like we it was fun but we we didn't. have access to much like we didn't have. access to the lake which we did but like. only for certain times but it was really. fun it doesn't sound very Wildlife did. you make any friends I made so many new. friends there's a girl named Ava sorry. Ava girl Ava if you're watching shut up.

it was a tiny burp that's what he does. he can't help it y'all stop burping oh. it was one verb okay well anyways yeah. so basically it was so much fun it was. like literally it where. a juice box just spawned in. anyways it was so much fun I met this. girl named Ava she's so sweet a lot of. people were from Indiana and basically. yeah it was just really did people know. who you are yes yes did anything bad.

happen. um a bunch oh yeah a bunch of drama but. I was supposed to ask because I remember. being in middle school yeah and all. these people were going I never went to. any of those like church camps or. anything but I remember everyone going. and I was like I know that's so much. drama like boys are probably trying to. sneak into girl cabins and stuff like. that like so at church camp yeah of all. places there was this one guy we're. gonna call him Bob or whatever and he um. because in the last podcast.

fake names that were one letter. different like let's say his name was. Bob she was like we'll call him Bobby. but no we'll call him Bob and basically. he all the girls were obsessed with him. um except for me obviously because you. know you're better than that you know. I'm bad. so like five girls were like oh my gosh. yeah he's so fine blah blah blah and I. was like oh my gosh. um no and Bob had hype that like you.

didn't deserve yeah yeah oh my God he. looked like a baby I was like the heck. well y'all are all y'all are like 14. and so this guy is um so my friend we're. gonna call her uh I don't even know what. to call her again oh Sarah Oh Sarah oh. yeah did you say Aquafina yeah. Aquafina and Bob go with that so I'll go. Fina and Bob used to date but they broke. up a while ago they were dating for. seven months they broke up a while ago.

then this girl named Ava liked Bob so. then is Ava her real name. you know me and Ava are like close now. but um so then Ava but then. moral of the story five girls went after. Bob and then Bob is over here I want to. be Bob I mean I didn't mean that no no.

no no no no yeah. I didn't mean to say that overall Camp. was really fun and also I like camp with. drama so. like drama's fun when you're not in it. wait wait speaking of drama what. happened with you at the trampoline park. I saw you post a tick tock about oh what. yeah she posted a tick tock was like. when you just got done beefing with a. girl at the trampoline park whoa I. didn't have personal beef at the. trampoline park it's just so relatable.

that I had to post it you know you fed. the trampoline but like I do have beef. with kids at the trampoline park when. these five-year-olds go in front of me. when I'm about to Tumble I'm like uh-uh. I will trample you if you go in front of. me one more time and then they stare at. me for like five minutes and I'm like. I'm gonna go step on you if you don't. move out of the way so then like I step. on them you know and like it's just so. annoying so yeah yeah I posted that the. trampoline park kids are something crazy. no the trampoline park drama is so real.

I remember when I went to trampoline. parks in middle school that was where. like like Friday nights there was like. they had teen nights and so you know. we're all like freshly teenagers like. Ripley 13. so we can officially get into. teen night yeah the drama went wild but. that's nice yeah yeah do you do you have. any crazy airplane stories. um because I got a good one I mean yeah. that was so Random sorry didn't you fly. to Missouri. you thought that airplanes were fake oh.

well they are fake but like I'm no he. knows that you know what they tell me. you're hit you know what they told me. last time I was on an airplane they said. shut your window before takeoff they. didn't want me to see it oh yeah they. told everyone to shut their window okay. and then we opened it because we were. flying Sun Country like when Sun Country. yes it goes to Mexico Mexican spirit. okay okay we're not going to talk about. Mexican Spirits did anything happen on.

the The Plains of Missouri. did you drive no we droved no but I'm. wondering can you fly a plane over the. world because I was watching this one Mr. B wait no a merely Earhart tried. oh you can't do it he's saying the wrong. line yeah the merely Earhart everybody. in our comment section everyone will not. because we posted a clip of us talking. about Helen Keller flying a plane. everyone was like it was Amelia Earhart. oh yeah oh Amelia yeah Amelia Earhart. tried but no Helen Keller is the one. that was black blind.

did she try to fly a plane. my comment section she had an assistant. I'm sure that like so okay it makes more. sense now someone that actually knew how. to fly a plane definitely like took off. got them in the air and then let her sit. in the pilot seat for probably 30. seconds oh and then they said that. doesn't count yeah but I could do that. let me saying but I also can see so. that's not as impressive yeah no like. for instance like one time me and Mal. got on a plane and we sat down.

and you know how they're like scary I. thought we were about to intimidate a. fight on a plane you know how there's. like three seats and three seats so. there's this guy sitting on the window. seat. and me and nav are sitting on the middle. and the aisle and we sit down and the. guy starts talking to himself and he's. flipping out and he's like. it wasn't English and I'm sitting right. next to him I'm like uh this is him yeah.

he's just talking to himself and I'm. like that's what I'm saying bro yeah and. we didn't know what to do and then. finally a flight attendant. just practicing my Riz game that I don't. have yeah yeah you should probably.

practice more. I'm sitting next to this guy he's. talking to himself and he's getting. madder and madder at himself like no. one's talking to him then a flight. attendant walks by. and he's like yelling at her and she's. like he's like he yells at her he's not. even talking to us he's completely. ignoring that we're there but he goes to. the fights and he goes this is my row. and we're like the whole row we were. like oh no oh no we're sitting in his. room yeah we're sitting in a row and. he's like this is my road I want this. bro this is my whole row and the flight. attendant was like let me see your.

ticket and she's like nope that's your. seat but you don't get the whole row and. he's getting so mad he's like no this is. Myro it's my bro and me and Maverick. sitting there like oh oh this is bad he. gets so mad he goes that's it I'm not. going and he gets up and he walks off. the plane. that's it in the air. when the guy walked off the plane. over a row no we were still boarding and.

he walks off and we're like okay well. obviously he's gonna come back he never. came back so it turned into Arrow. now yeah but I was like no way this guy. is rage quit on a plane right because he. didn't get a foot he didn't get his own. he was mad it was not good okay but that. guy had some deeper problems going on. yeah I felt sorry for him but like you. got another funny airplane story if you. want to tell it huh you were talking. about it yesterday oh. oh this one's this one's graphic yeah.

I don't should tell it it's pretty this. no this one's this one's unfortunately. is graphic. so I was on the way to the airport at. 9am stopped at a gas station I told him. not to no sorry not not anymore it was. like six hours gotta talk keto from. Quick Trip those are banging okay I told. you 9am is a little early for Taquito. and I ate it on the way to the airport. and we're like pulling up to the airport. but we're not there quite yet we're on. the highway and I'm like Kate we legit. might have to pull over I'm gonna poop. my pants no it was bad like never had to.

try to poop my pants on the side of the. road and I was like oh and I'm like. digging through my glove compartment I'm. like hun I don't. I'm about to poop on the side of the. road here we go make it to the airport. then it goes away I didn't even think. about it go through security get on the. airplane on the airplane airplane takes. off we're about five ten minutes under. the flight and I've been on well over. 100 planes like traveled a lot worst. turbulence I've ever had in my entire. life I'm not even kidding can you get. that Taquito in there yeah and the.

taquitos bouncing around we're like this. I'm not even kidding like you can't like. move and then the Taquito comes back. and it gets bad so I ground I grab the. paper sack in front of me and I run to. the bathroom and I'm like having to grab. onto all the seats those flight. attendants are screaming oh the flight. attendants are like sir sit down sit. down and I'm ignoring them I'm. like and I get to the bathroom and.

they're like trying to block me and I. just I literally go past them I like. push body slams I fly to try to push I. push a flight attendant going to the. bathroom like bro do you really do you. want me to you want me to poop on you is. that what you want it's like the options. aren't great here okay and I get in. there. and I had to throw up and poop at the. same time oh the same time while. while the turbulence is horrible he's. like fighting for his life the. turbulence is so bad that I can't just. hold the paper sack to throw up in I. have to grab it like this and press it.

against my face I'm pressing the paper. sack like this so I don't miss and throw. it all over the bathroom so I'm pressing. it against my face. and I have diarrhea at the same time and. I'm like. this story just gets worse before it. gets better no and it's all just coming. out at the same time and then I fill up. the bag. [Laughter]. I had to stand up for a second.

throw all the stuff in the bag into the. toilet and then sit back down and go. back to it. inside of the walls on the airplane. because it's that bad. unconscious I didn't think I was gonna. make it I really didn't I was like this. one might throw up listening to this I. know. it was bad and I've only ever had to. poop and throw but the same time twice. in my life and of course this never.

happened I've never experienced that. have you guys no yes yes yes. okay. I didn't want to say it but I was. kind of a Telehealth appointment with a. doctor and I was like Mama I I can't so. I ran round to the restroom I stay in. there for around 20 minutes my mom is. having an awkward conversation with my. therapist and then she's like and I. needed a therapist after this gosh and. so basically I was sitting on the toilet. and then I start feeling like water. coming to my mouth and then like crap.

crap crap and I throw up all my noodles. it's a terrible sight to see throwing up. noodles. I was like crap wait why do I have to. poop so then why do I have to poop so. then I start looking in the mirror wait. did you have to make a decision I had to. yeah because a game time decision it was. so bad which one you rather clean up. yeah yeah so I was like I was like. blowing up on this side and blowing up. on this side and then I swear I thought. my ears were gonna burst like it was bad. y'all probably don't want to hear this.

but like yeah oh my gosh I just see. that's just that just sounds like. something that would happen to y'all too. yeah well I hope I hope I never. experienced that do you remember that. one time we were in a hotel room and we. were all it was me Kasha Maverick we're. all staying in a hotel rooms oh yeah. that was unfortunate we were laying in. bed all talking we had been traveling. all day it was a fine travel day we'd. get to our hotel cash is feeling fine. and we finally like we're laughing and. stuff we're like delusional we lay in. bed to fall asleep and right as we're.

about to fall asleep cash sits up and. vomits all over the entire hotel room. he's like like everywhere no no no no. hold on hold on this never happened you. were there you were there. yes what are you talking about you were. flipping your crap you're like okay. clean it up okay clean it up guys you. ran to the bathroom and you're like I. can't look at it okay. no it was when we went to LA and I went. to Disneyland for the first time it was.

that trip we were in La for work and you. ran in the bathroom and you're like Kate. I can't look at it clean it up okay what. were we doing there there's no no go to. Disneyland way this happened no yes it. was it was when y'all were doing um. y'all went to the studio to film. something and I wasn't allowed to to go. because I wasn't a part of it yeah the. thing I filmed it was I know what you're. talking about yeah it was that trip and. you stayed there was and then we. recorded with paper yes yeah yeah yeah. at that time but you would stay at the. hotel because that night you had stayed. at the hotel because your girlfriend was.

like an hour away or something and so. you were there that night. but now I'm confused okay anyways I. remember the hotel but this did not. happening it happened I mean that sounds. like all the dude I would just freak out. be like okay clean it up I can't do it. no it was around. the same time it was around the same. time me you and Michael and all of us. did that that that thing we should not. have done. yeah oh it was right before that you. remember yeah no yeah okay now I'm. questioning my memory like I'm like no.

you are there so you you actually. weren't there this one are we still. eagerly allowed to talk about this yeah. I'll talk I mean I don't know but I'll. talk about it so okay the cops told me. not to talk about this but this but I'm. gonna talk about it and I nobody do this. at home do not because I saw this on TV. and I was like I'm gonna do it at home. no this was actually extremely dangerous. so I watched How To Catch a Predator. John Hansen I think that's his name no. he I don't think it's John Hanson. I think it's Chris Hanson whatever it is.

right I watched How To Catch a Predator. on TV. I don't know if those are fake or not. but anyways I watched it. me and Michael her brother got on Omegle. I'm sick 16 years old and we found a guy. in me and my who are like yeah we're. gonna catch you nobody's great oh I've. done that before this is so reckless I. when I was young. I was young and there was like perverts. obviously you're a predator aren't you. and then I was like whoa get off this.

app right now and then you shame them I. shame them so bad no no but the bad part. is we met up with them in real life oh. he looks in this guy and we're like yeah. meet up with us we told them we're like. freaking we told them we were like a 13. year old. sex in the sky we're like yeah we're. gonna get him and we got like Michael. and me and then we called like four of. Michael's friends so we had like seven. guys and we're like yeah we're gonna. meet this guy guys that have like shot. people with them yeah one of the guys. went to prison I didn't know that yeah. no no one of the guys on my team yeah.

and anyways Michael bring your baddest. friends just in case. I'll get snap but anyways so we're. texting this guy we're telling him to. meet us at this park and then oh my gosh. I'm so embarrassed to tell this story. girlfriend we were like Kate can be the. bait so we set Kate in the middle of the. park and all of us six guys were like. 20 feet away like surrounding are kind. of but like acting like we didn't know. where like hiding anyways right before. the guy pulls up it starts pouring down. rain so we all run into a parking garage.

and we're like dang it now we don't know. where the guy's gonna go anyways why are. we going into the parking garage a cop. follows Us in there he's like what are. y'all doing. and I was like we're trying to catch a. predator and he's like he's like what. yeah he was. like we said it so casually I was like. oh we're trying to catch a predator. right now he was like whoa what do you. mean by that and I and then I told him. what happened he was like oh and I was. like and then I showed the cop I was. like he says he's out there right now. and he goes okay I'll go I'll go see if. I can catch the guy yeah and the cop. goes out there talks to the guy but he. said he couldn't really do anything so. he confiscated his phone so the guy.

doesn't have a phone no more but which. the guy drove like he drove like an hour. and a half so I don't know how my man. got back off and it was like man had to. like go to a gas station and get a map. to get home that's crazy well because. the cops were like because we'd use like. we'd like used myself and we said that I. was 13 years old and I was only like 16. I think and the cop was like well how. old are you actually and I was like oh. I'm 16 and he was like if you were 18. you would go to jail right now yeah but. anyway so the cops you can't catfish. people like that yeah apparently. catfishing's illegal but we talked to.

the cop and the cop looks up looks at. our buddy and he goes hey I know you he. goes oh yeah you were at my shooting and. he was like what he was like yeah you. were the guy that arrested me when I. shot that guy and he was like oh you're. out already. started bonding over it and I was like. wait a minute you shot someone and he. was like yeah you didn't know it anyways. he said he shot a guy because he was. trying to sell something and. self-defense I think he was trying to. sell the gun too he was trying to sell. the gun and he thought the guy was like.

reaching for it and then he shot the guy. in the leg yes no he didn't die but yeah. he then he went to prison for like three. years yeah yeah now I play basketball. with that guy he's pretty cool yeah the. guy's great now like he's got kids does. he shoot anyone anymore no he doesn't. shoot anyone he's got kids why you know. he's really changed he's good he's cool. have y'all heard about Gypsy Rose yes oh. I'm so excited for her to get out yes oh. my gosh I love her I love her wait you. love him wait hold on the girl who. killed her mom when her mom like made I.

told I talk about her all the time you. guys want her to get out no she killed. her mom because her mom like made her. believe her whole life that she was like. sick and so her mom was like making her. sick like giving her all these medicines. and she had a feeding tube in her and so. finally Gypsy grows up and she realizes. like holy crap I'm not sick my mom has. been lying to Charities my mom has been. lying to the public eye because. everybody's donating to this girl and. they went to Disney World yeah free yeah. make a wish because make a wish they. scam Disney World yes and so finally. Gypsy realizes she's like holy crap my.

mom is like her mom ruined her life. pretty much and so she stood up out of. her wheelchair so I can walk her mom. made her believe that she couldn't walk. and she finally realized like she can. walk and she lied about her yes she lied. about her age and so finally gypsy's. like I'm not sick I need to do something. because her mom would not let her like. live her normal life so then she killed. her mom and she went to prison and now. she gets out this year she had a. boyfriend yep you still can't kill your. mom. that'll do it it was a re like it was a. like like a debatable reason. I don't think so the story is actually.

so sad it's so so yeah let me tell you. like a very fast little rundown about. her life so she when she was bored her. mom was like I want some money. um I'm gonna make my kids sick well act. like she's sick she put her in a. wheelchair strolled her around got a. bunch of money from it yeah all this. crap and then finally Gypsy was like I'm. not sick I'm gonna get a boyfriend she. found a boyfriend they're like let's. kill the mom because her mom was like I. don't want this guy to find out that my. daughter is actually not sick yeah she's.

so then the boyfriend was like well. let's just kill your mom so we can be. together for the rest of our lives yeah. and I don't know I don't think they are. together so I don't know I think he. would he actually went to prison for a. long time he's the one who came in and. killed them all because and then Gypsy. was just listening but Gypsy and her mom. had such a good relationship because she. thought that her mom was to get like she. thought that she was her best friend. because that's the only one and they. lived in this nice Pink House in. Missouri in Missouri. oh gosh so yeah dude my cousins live I.

have like family in Missouri that lives. like 30 minutes away from the house I'm. like I'm. it's like a really pretty pink house. that Gypsy wanted and people bought it. for her and they built it and they built. it oh that's a crazy wheelchair ramp to. get up to the house like yeah so yeah. anyway she's been in jail and now she's. getting out of 10 years and now yeah I'm. excited for her to get out but I don't. think she's okay still her family's been. like yeah she's a little iffy but. she definitely needs like help yeah like. she just seems like a like a therapist. didn't you get in another scooter.

accident again oh my God yeah okay so I. posted on my stick talk a story time. about how it got ran over by a car a car. yes I got ran over by a car it was a. white uh Lexus it was crazy so it was. hailing out it's such a fun story though. so I was with my best friend Sophie who. used to run my account with me and and. what happened to Sophie she got hey my. girl come on now look at me no but. I'm only Human After All no but anyways.

so me and my friend Sophie we were. crossing an intersection jaywalking and. um basically we were going over to. Walmart and because it was hailing we're. like where else did we go all the stores. were closed so we went over to Walmart. because it's open for 24 hours or like. open till 12. so it was like 10 o'clock when we got to.

Walmart and no like nine o'clock and we. were trying to meet up with some friends. but like yeah so we like we were trying. to but we couldn't it was hailing and. the hail what mind you it was this big. I'm not joking it was that like. extra very very large it's like like hey. like do you want do you want a medium or. a lash no I want an extra large so like. that that's like the hail so basically. um after that we went outside we were. like okay it's not hailing that much. anymore so the roads were slippery we.

were on our electric scooters and we. were riding and we're like should we go. on the crosswalk or the intersection. which one's faster we're like the. intersection Sophie was like no let's. just do the crosswalk it's just so much. safer that way so Sophie's your voice of. reasons. why you're laughing I just want to hear. you get by the car okay so basically. um she was like yeah let's just go on. the crosstalk no let's go my. intersection X section so the sky I was. like all yellow from the storm you know.

and I was like okay we're gonna go we're. gonna go I go across and I see this car. I'm like oh that car is gonna go. straight but it's taking a U-turn and so. I'm like okay I'll just pass across it. all I remember was seeing lights and I. heard it thud and I blacked out on top. of the car I was rolling around what. gosh it was that bad it was that bad so. I my scooter went under the car I went. on top of the car honestly like you. going on top of the car might have been. safer it saved my life yeah so if I. didn't have my scooter in my scooter.

mind you I didn't get any scratches I'm. gonna get any scratches what I got one. scratch but it's got It's like right. there it's gone but you had a big bruise. dude I had a big bruise but wait did you. actually black out yeah I blacked out um. on top of the car because it hit me at. like 10 miles per hour wow which wasn't. even that big but like no but like your. Highway yeah I'm a small compared to uh. like a thousand dollars or a thousand uh. pound car you know and so I was like oh. my gosh and so I I just remember it was.

so unreal it was like a dream so I just. saw lights and I hit the car and Sophie. was like Harper and I was like and then. and then um it was in slow motion and. then I was like oh and then uh. I rolled on top of the car and I like. made a whole body in it on the car. it was like a movie and the hail had. already cracked her windshield from. before but the girl was more frightened. than I was so once I she's like I just.

killed a child so once I once I fell off. of the car I rolled down and I hit my. head first and so I I had like a pretty. bad concussion yeah so um basically what. happened was the girl she came out of. her car she went oh my and I was like. I'm okay I'm fine fine and then Sophie. was like oh my gosh I'm gonna call the. police so she called 9-1-1 was like hey. what's your emergency whatever and then. um she then the lady that hit me let's. call her Jasmine I I don't know what's. her name Yasmine.

I don't even know her name but um. basically she was like oh my gosh are. you okay just just call the police she's. like no call her mom call her mom so she. calls my mom or Sophie calls my mom and. I'm like I'm fine like I just it's fine. like I didn't want to cry to make her. feel bad yeah you were like I only I. literally just got hit by a car the same. thing happened to me I got hit by a car. on my motorcycle yeah no literally like. the almost the same story I was driving. my motorcycle it was 14 though oh wait. you're 14. yes oh whoa that's crazy. lives are so similar yes yeah and.

growing up getting hit by a car like. farting problems yeah um yeah in. Oklahoma you can get your motorcycle. license at 14. and I was driving my. motorcycle and this car pulled out in. front of me and I hit her and I rolled. all the I like flew over her windshield. and went and then I hey I'm like rolled. and somehow I wasn't really that hurt I. don't know how in the world you had a. helmet yeah my helmet crashed so luckily. I was wearing that but I've had brain. injuries yeah I might wouldn't have been. bad if it wasn't for the helmet but. somehow just like literally some couple.

scratches and a little bruises wasn't. hurt that bad but the lady hopped down. she was freaking out too like they were. freaking out more than I was she's like. oh my gosh. and then I face like I was knocked out I. was like oh oh my God. no I didn't do that that'd actually be a. horrible thing to do. I'm just kidding he's dead no but yeah. she started freaking out too but. literally like the same thing happened. to me like wouldn't you be freaking out. if you just annihilated a 14 year old. with your vehicle no I drive off I can't. I can't stay there yeah gotta leave the.

accident. I would like I would literally like. freak out yeah yeah no I've been. freaking out but yeah the lady she. hopped out of the car she was like oh my. gosh are you okay what's going on and. and then I was like I'm fine but then I. was like I was like what do I do I got. hit by a car I should probably start. crying so then I started crying you know. because like that's a thing to do if you. get yeah you were like I don't know what. to do now I wasn't hurt no it's just. like I'm shocked and it's scary to think. about what could have happened and then. the police called Sophie back was like.

oh my gosh like what happened or so they. were like hey it's your emergency 9-1-1. didn't answer her call no or no no no. they left her on red. hung up because they wanted to call my. mom and then my mom was like. and then um by the way my voice is gone. that's why I'm like you know kind of. struggling to talk no but oh you are I. didn't notice no I mean I mean it's kind. of hard but like no I'm not struggling. but it like sounds like I am okay. anyways back to the story so yeah I was. like oh yeah I'm fine like so basically. after that um I just remember seeing.

police sirens and yeah they were asking. me so many questions I was like. I I just have a scratch and I was like. because they were so scary they were. like. I was like uh they're faking it like. what do you really gotta talk to that. much on your shoulder like I know. they're like ostrich 4730p what did you. just say and like oh like like they're. like I don't know like there's some the. headphones going to the doctor I'm like. what in the world are you saying like.

it's like code words but have you all. ever wondered before y'all ride on. roller coaster like Esperanza is. what wait okay what y'all have no is. this just in my mind but like yeah right. before yeah. have a great ride and then like they say. you off you know yeah what about it they. don't speak Spanish. sometimes like they might but like but. wait well I don't I don't get it they. say have a great ride what's your point. it's just like what's the what's the. issue with saying all those things.

before and losing your breath and then. say have a great ride like why do you. need to say that. like if we die will you like your brain. is like running a thousand miles a. minute right now it always is honestly. but like like on like I don't even know. wow. yeah I mean I okay. I know I'm sorry I was just I was so. good you really tumbled me actually so. uh we can't tell her I love you I'm. sorry okay so stop talking about it.

that's not what I said whatever whatever. you know what I realized. I don't like you having experiences. without me it really bothers me oh my. God it bothers me when y'all three have. experiences and I'm like. yeah it's like like the one where you. trying to catch the sad music cue the. sad music with the like yeah. [Laughter]. when cash was like dating me you guys. were still living in LA and like you. obviously weren't gonna travel with you. yeah but like to visit his girl to me.

like if cash is gonna do something and. he's gonna there's a chance he's gonna. die like I should be there no man I. almost died like if you're gonna die I'm. dying with you no actually no I think. about it almost all my United. experiences you weren't there yeah. that's what I just realized I was. sitting at a Jack In The Box parking lot. in Compton. um you know what I also realized all. your near-death experiences pretty much. I said that's a bad idea we shouldn't do. it that's why you weren't there yeah. I missed the voice of reason and so when. he's not there it's just like no but. this one map is like bad idea to go to.

Compton he was like is this place in. Compton it's called Devil's gate yeah. it's abandoned place me and my friend. Parker and he wanted to go at like 2 A.M. yeah well you got it. is no it's like a super hide it's like. the highest crime area well I don't know. Heist but it's really hot like the. highest crime cities anyways I was in. Compton doing this uh check out this. abandoned building called Devil's gate. were you doing like a video uh no no I.

just went and me and my me and my two. buddies and our other friend Paige went. and afterwards we pull off in this. Jack-in-the-Box parking lot it's like 2. A.M and where literally page was there. yeah oh my God yeah we brought Paige I. didn't realize you brought a girl yeah I. thought it was you and Parker so we're. all sitting in the Jack in the Box. parking lot and all of a sudden this car. whips in the parking lot like super fast. and it's like and they pull up like four. parking spots across from us and we're. the only two parking we're the only two. cars in the whole parking lot these four. guys all jump out and they start like.

coming over to our car really fast and. my friend Connor was on the other side. car I was like in the car get in the car. he was like what did you say he's on the. phone. and he gets in the car and I pull off. and they start like walking faster. towards our car and I zoom off and it. was bad and unfortunately my backup was. Paige and Parker and Carter and Parker I. know is running away Parker's definitely. running Connor's gonna be like hey we. can fight she's on him page is like five. four hundred pounds like maybe a little. yeah I almost got jumped that day and.

then I also almost got jumped to that. same leak me and my friend Michael were. driving down the road it was like. midnight yeah and we're driving through. a neighborhood and this this house is. throwing like a huge party like a huge. party there's like 200 people there and. we roll up to the house and I'm like. Michael I bet we can sneak in there no. one will know there's like literally 200. people there no one knows who's coming. in out I was like let's just go walk in. and see what's going on and he's like. yeah so we pull over and we start. walking up like all all cool and calm.

and. we walk up and they stop us at the front. gate like it's just a normal house too. it's not like a big gate just like this. little gate and they stop us at the. front gate and they're like don't cross. that line or we're gonna and they curse. me out and I'm like uh okay I won't. cross the line and then turns out I was. the only white kid there it was all. Hispanics and Michael is Hispanic and. Michael was and Michael was like acting. like he didn't know me he was like yeah. this kid man. and Michael he's like speaking Spanish. to him and I'm like yo what's going on.

right. yeah I'll get this guy out of here. it's like what's going on right now and. then he Michael's like we should go and. I'm like okay. and then they were just like staring at. us as we walked off and when we walked. up to the gate they turned off the music. to the party and everything and everyone. came outside and I was like oh so this. is. not what I had in mind I was just coming. for some Dr Pepper or something man. that's crazy yeah what's one of y'all's. like craziest fan uh experiences like.

somebody like like a fan that came up to. you and. um dang that's hard I don't know I. haven't really had much except for. people being like follow me or something. like that there was one that was really. uh really I mean it was just like a. disaster I mean what yeah we're at. Chili's of course I'm at Chili's all the. time that one was a disaster was just. like okay y'all just didn't know how to. act and it got us in trouble yeah there. was like these girls sitting over at the. bar and they're they're like cut they. keep looking at us they're like laughing. yeah they're old enough to know better.

they're like pointing and laughing and. we're like okay like whatever we're just. gonna enjoy our food like were you like. we know when people like like know who. we are and then yeah. like laughing like being obnoxious. stuff but there's like six of them. in fact that's where like we're just. gonna keep eating yeah so we we ain't. continue eating our food and uh just. chatting and then they get up to leave. and their mom that was with them was. like can they get a picture with you and. we're like yeah like of course let's get. a picture so.

we stand up to take a picture and these. girls one of them starts like falling to. the ground they're literally they're. like like she can't stand they're like. hysterically they're like crying like. they couldn't control themselves like. and and we're like looking at us and it. was like embarrassing yeah and she like. can't even stand like she's like sitting. on the ground almost she's just like. rolling on the ground laughing all her. friends are like oh my gosh get up like. it was like so she gets up we take the. photo we sit back down and they're like. uh thank you and and she like they're.

still going crazy and she she she's like. still falling and she falls onto our. table spills like three drinks. everything's everywhere they kick you. out uh no because we had friends that. worked there Hillside uh this was at. Chili's in like California oh yeah oh. okay yeah no we had friends that worked. there so they spilled the trail but. everywhere yeah dude and they spilled. drinks everywhere like our food was just. covered in soda and we were just like. we're covered in soda and and they're. just like hysterical still just like I.

thought it was the funniest thing yeah. they start just laughing more and we're. like going on like this because we don't. have food anymore yeah yeah doing all of. our food and then the manager did come. over and was like what's going on and we. were like we apologized I know it looks. like me but it's not me and then like. everyone in the restaurant was like. looking at us and we were like well now. we look like we don't know how to act in. a restaurant and yeah this one time I. was live streaming and this was when I. lived in Oklahoma in the middle of the. country like middle of the country. nothing around I'm live streaming and. this comment's like I'm outside your.

house which I see those all the time. it's just like people trying to troll. you whatever right for some reason I was. like um I'll actually look outside my. house and I just because I was like. right by the window and I looked out the. window there was actually somebody there. and we live in the middle of the country. there's there's a minivan out there and. then it's down there and I just act like. I ignored it and then they eventually. drove off wait you didn't like text your. parents or anything like no I was home. alone. so when we lived in an apartment complex.

we lived at like a pretty busy one and. we had like these blue like these blue. lights that are like behind us lit up. like our entire apartment so we had like. a very distinct apartment in the middle. of the complex we're live streaming and. this kid's like I can see you from my. balcony oh okay I asked for this one. though I was like no you can't I was I. thought it was just some kid trying to. show me yeah and he was like yeah I can. I was like all right fine come to my. apartment then and he came to my. apartment he actually was telling the. truth no you told you said you said wave. a white shirt you didn't say come to our. apartment yes I did after no okay yes I.

did I said wave a white shirt I didn't. see a white shirt and then he was still. going on about how I missed the white. shirt and I was like come to our. apartment then and then he showed up. don't. yeah yeah all right guys um we're gonna. have to end the podcast here I think. it's been a long time yeah I really have. to pee yeah I'm gonna do that that was a. specific reason why a donut oh yeah yeah. yellow Donuts down there yes we do yeah. we do have a lot of donuts all right. guys thank you so much for watching the. podcast we'll see you guys next time.

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