I SURVIVED A Wild Possum Attack!

I'll tell you while I'm mad yesterday I. wake up bright and early 7:00 a.m. maybe. 7:30 and I go to the bathroom and I I. wake up in the morning the first thing I. do go I realiz where this is going I. forgot about this first thing I have to. do is pee so I walk in and I look into. my. shower mind you my bladder is full I. haven't PE since the night before okay. there is a posum looking at me in my. shower put it in there I get so scared.

and I peed all over the floor she she. did he put a pum in her shower the night. before and then Kate saw it and got. scared and peed and ran away and there's. a pee Trail throughout our house of Kate. running God oh she screamed so you would. have thought there was a murderer in the. house I was I was in the kitchen filling. up a cup of water and she screamed so. loud I literally sprinted in there oh. want to cry thinking about it I I was. laying in bed I didn't even hear that. scream but she came in my room screaming. cuz she knew I did oh yeah she came you.

car she's throwing stuff at me I'm like. oh God it big POS too it was like this. big did you carry it in uh yeah so I was. at church and somebody brought it to. somebody else at church your oh really. yeah as a joke cuz he had caught one so. then I was he was like taking it out to. go let it go and I was like wait a. second can I have that so then uh then. yeah I kept it all day in my car and. drove around with it everywhere and it. peed in my shower and I I bleached my.

shower twice good and every time I go in. there I literally am like it's literally. wore flashbacks oh it just I'm more. gross out that she peed all over our. floor yeah that was much more gross than. the walked into a pum in the shower like. what would you do if you were like naked. about to do a shower and then you saw a. posum see you naked that's what she. that's what happened to her like yeah. like that I'm so upset that the posum. saw me naked like pee just straight on. the ground.

that's no good it was really bad and. then they were like well you now you. have to mop the floor and I was like. what do you mean what you mean can you. mop the floor she's like why I like what. do you mean why I shouldn't have to mop. the floor after that it was ridiculous. keep working on the pot train don't. touch your mic oh my gosh we're stoping. that right here right now sick and tired. of that oh teach your wife to use the. restroom I'm trying we're learning okay. it's a working progress oh yeah she's. acent here and there you know what's.

what is have we talked about this before. I don't know Kate has accidents during. the daytime I've never had an accid and. I have accidents during the night time. you know what I'm saying y'all are. perfect for each other I. know I like every like about twice a. year I wake up and I'm like Kate. oops about twice I wake up and I'm like. Kate got to change the. sheets she's like okay the worst part. bro is when it's like 1:00 a.m. and you. just throw a towel over it to go back to. to bed what yo what you know what I'm.

saying wait he's lying no what do you. mean I'm lying you literally asked me. when I throw a towels over you said are. you sweating or did you pee no woo that. sometimes that is wrong sometimes I get. really really sweaty at night and the. the sheets are like soaked and so I have. to go get a towel to lay over my sheets. to sleep back again because the sheets. are so sweaty and then sometimes about. twice a year it's pee and then sometimes. I don't know so I I'm just like it could.

be either or it's a guessing game so you. just you're like I'm just going to fall. back asleep in my own urine well I put a. towel over it okay anyways oh that makes. it all better I accidentally pee when. I'm laughing too hard it actually. happened the other day when the Slime. got everywhere it was oh yeah happened. then too I don't like it I don't like it. about myself but I can't help it yeah. we'll be in the middle of a super funny. conversation I'm surpris has it has it. happened on the podcast yet I don't. think so we'll be in the middle of a. super funny conversation and everybody's. dying laughing and K gets and run she's.

like I got use the bathroom I think it's. happened before maybe I think it did I. think it did once I don't know I'm I'm. pretty sure it did so I actually went to. school today how was it it was good wait. actually like you don't normally go too. you always go to school yes wait and I. wore a. mum oh oh yeah a mum yeah a mum you wor. we talked about a mum the other day and. people in the comments did not know what. you're talking about you see what my mom. looks like your mom you have it no my. mom oh say I know what your mom mom. looks like oh my gosh here we go hey.

bring it over Mom please hey Mom bring. my mom please oh here we go Harper say. pleas massive please wow you wore this. all day at school yes how do you okay. thanks wait is that taller than you. almost oh my gosh it's not it's not much. shorter than Harper I wear like this and. I was dangling on the floor yeah yeah. it's more like the mom is wearing you. yes yeah you're the accessory yeah wait.

here Mom here's my mom mom please and. that's for prom or what that's did you. make it no you didn't nope you bought I. it made for free I thought you supposed. to make those yourself nope I cheated my. way out of it that's mine you're already. in a wheelchair okay fine you it you. don't need any more help oh man I get my. own wait where did you where did you buy. it how Mom what it is where did you buy. she said wait did I was that offensive. no um I bought it at um.

oh. yeah oh had somebody make it for you yes. and I got it for free and she all she. said was you need to give some clothes. to the homeless and then we would be. good like I didn't need to pay for up. she gives you a mom you give away. clothes to homeless people yeah like. she's so nice so did you give away. clothes no not. yet but I'm trying to pick out what ones. I want to give. away for the hom on oh so you did you.

bought backpacks oh Mom I wanted to say. clothes um no but also we just needed to. give away so we need to pay it forward. oh yeah yeah good so anything. interesting at school lately oh my gosh. yes okay y'all are going to be so. surprised and I I and I I texted cash. about this uh or no I didn't text cash. about this but it was like related but. just don't turn this into a short so is. definitely being a short no don't.

Harrison yeah oh at this point just call. him Harrison he broke up with his. girlfriend. heend gosh why are you smiling yeah you. really happy she said it's my Time To. Shine That's why and then me and his. girlfriend are friends now a because. because we Bond over his. evilness wait so you don't like him I've. met him he's not evil he's actually like. wait never mind what was that. no next question next question so so are.

you not trying to you sounded excited so. I assumed you were trying to get I know. so the night they broke up he added me. back on snap and he started texting me. again that happens that's so shady I. know and I was like and then he added. three other girls back too that also. happens so he's talking to five girls. right now it's called including you y g. a m e game game he does he shouldn't get. game or what does that mean or he. shouldn't that mean he he shouldn't get. like girls he's Harper you can't you.

can't be a pawn in his game you can't be. one of the five girls he's talking to. you're above that I know also also you. know I'm just going to throw this out. there you talking about him on the. podcast is going to get him more girls. watch it unless it's a real well I'm. just saying more girls will want to hang. out with him the more you talk about. him making him more popular yeah you're. giving him his name some clout. Harper she's realizing what she is.

I I'm trying to think about this now um. are you trying to he's not mean we I met. the kid he's a nice kid he's. changed he's changed K always said about. me yes he changed I think I think he. broke your heart no are you heartbroken. I don't have a heart oh okay I a soul. she is a red your heart I have a soul. well oh so other than him not being with. his girlfriend anymore and you talking. to him again along with five other girl. yeah uhhuh anything.

else sorry somebody's calling me um uh. uh anyway she just so popular yeah no no. I'm kidding um no wait what was I going. to say I was just asking if there's. anything else really that's all that's. going on in my life right now oh I took. exams did you pass no did you get the. phone you. didn't no please I don't want to talk. about it you didn't get the phone if you. guys didn't watch last episodes Harper. was taking a test at school and if she. passed her parents if she passed both. test her parents were getting her a new.

iPhone looks like I have to buy my own. looks like the same iPhone there Harper. I think you'll be okay wait did you. actually not pass mhm well I got a I got. a 69 and he wouldn't grade it up to a 70. so that is so lame whatever teacher you. are you are not very nice and. I Cal down who gave you a 69 jeez and it. was it's just stupid like round it up. that's mean what grade is she just a. 14-year-old girl I said I said I said. what grade is a 7. and 70 is passing and 69 most teachers.

will round up a 69 to pass you except. for the mean ones wait 69 is passing no. 69 70s passing yes and then 80 90s are. B's and A's and then I would know I. haven't taken a test 69 and below is. failing and no but the thing is um I. asked him I said hey yeah laughing it go. I said hey M can I please please are you. saying his real name I don't care I take. back everything I said about you great. man a family man I assume go on no he's.

mean oh my gosh mean huh Harper you. can't name drop and then talk bad about. your teachers the only person say. something but I can't really say it. because don't say it but it's true it's. so true let's definitely not it probably. shouldn't be. said can I please please please or can I. do some extra credit so you can round. this up to a 70 so I can get a phone um. or I didn't say that tell no no no and. then he he was like he was like no. Harper and he said sit down oh she told.

you give him a shout out no I he you. know what that makes me think of when I. was in 8th grade I had an English. teacher so my grandma died and I had to. go out of town for the funeral right and. I missed a project so I come back and I. was failing the class and I was like hey. um I'm failing and he was like it really. sucks when you miss school doesn't it. what and I was like sir my grandma like. I was burying her last week I'm sorry. and then I cried in class cuz I was so. embarrassed wait did he know your. grandma died not until my mom sent him. an angry email good oh and so. yeah he was mean but then the next year.

he got fired because he put his T mind. you we were 13 years old he put his. Tinder profile up on the screen for his. stud to tell him to swipe right or left. cuz he had just gotten divorced what so. he got fired that's really funny that's. really funny funny all right students. today we're to see if I should we do. that we don't have students no but I. could put my. tender who does that that's that's stud. to dat him is if no what.

no his students were telling him to. swipe right or left he just like yes or. no but it would have been like maybe if. they were like seniors almost 18 years. old you can get by with it years no they. were 13y olds he should have been like. in it was grade I don't know what. happened something like that oh my. sister went to court this morning a for. what what speeding ticket first court. date that happens no it's her fifth no. how wait she's your. mom she's 16 Harper's she just got her.

license Harper you're why are you lying. on your sister's name cuz she's mean to. me after the sweet little Tik. Tok she's mean she posted a sweet little. Tik Tok about you yesterday yeah she. totally exposed me did you see that wait. what did it say watch funny no my fav. what did it say it was just like when. your sister's the most iconic person and. it was like 20 pictures of just Harper. being. Harper Harper she Wasing yeah I know. using you she already get more lik oh my.

gosh she get more likes than me maybe. you should use her yeah I. will yall supposed to support each other. me and cash Inseparable for when cash M. broke up a few times maver us me. hardcore like yeah I brought this kid to. La what yeah literally I brought you to. La I was I was you know popping off for. can you not do that with your. hair w why I don't I don't like it. glasses wait wait what's the song The.

Burger King song no cash what's the. Burger King song oh oh no what I don't. know the Burger King song Burger King. with my burger queen that song side of. fries that's what you look like Harper. you oh emo. no oh she's said wait keep it like that. for the rest of the podcast um guys uh. if you don't like me that's fine but you. know watch your mouth y. that's.

fine no literally I um what if you don't. like me T. by if you don't like me that's. fine is that Miranda Sings no that was. like some like musically sound we don't. like Mir oh wait does Miranda Sing. Miranda Sing she does sometimes sing but. she's like you know her whole character. she's not good at anything oh so she's. bad at sing she's a terrible be bad at. stuff I'm good at stuff no I don't know. she still hasn't made her comeback yet.

just said no M said I'm good at stuff no. no uh oh oh no oh no Harper you should. not have said that I'm really good at. stuff you should not have said that no. yes I am what well I'm good at math. immediate ick Maverick you were losing. the all the women what is that have. clicked off oh you know I'm just a. champion now which you can refer to me. as you going to refer to me as Harper. Zelmer I am the Fort Worth dance. competition guitars and Cadillacs 2023.

traditional Champion it looks a little. girly with the blue on it the blue does. gir it looks a little it looks like like. you know like it looks like southern. granny guys yeah like Southern Southern. people were like. chunky hey this is the first phone call. turn off your ringer who is it it's your. brother this is the first phone call. I've ever gotten on the podcast it's. always been you two Kate's twice since. we started Kate's never gotten one sorry. you don't have friends also you know. what bad as my phone isn't on do not. disturb or anything either really think.

it looks girly wait a second yes yes it. does yes bule definitely looks girly. maybe if you like painted the blue like. a different color it feels like somebody. would like you know what I'm talking. about the chunky teal jewelry that. southern people wear those big old. purses wow yeah I just got this thing. well return it well I'm sorry I can't. was it meant for a girl or was it no it. wasn't supposed to be like just forget. it it's fine just like a dance. competition. that's really I'm sorry M it's fine I'll.

just win another you ever won a cheer. competition yes they always do yep they. always hit zero every cheerleader I know. has been to Worlds and won every. cheerleader has won the world world. championship literally Nationals sorry. it's the Nationals I have have you won. nationals they're all going to Worlds no. have you ever hit zero yes can you. please switch the hair what the heck is. no hey what's zero apparently it's like. the best score you can get the best. score you can get well is a zero Z if. you h. seems backwards if you hit zero you hit.

all your stunts and you like you hit all. your stunts don't bust any tumbling but. then there's still deductions and nobody. in cheer history has ever gotten a score. of a 100 because U not like if you hit. if you hit 100 that's like not a thing. no but like when you when you get um. graded for your um what's it called for. your things um you have to uh like I. usually my highest score has been a 94. or something which is like sounds not. good it's really good you know and um.

and what happens is you hit a 100 or not. if you get a 100 that means shut. up oh sorry were you talking you don't. sleep when I were you talking oh sorry. sorry you're turning into Kate now you. don't you got everyone falling asleep. when I talk you can't you can't talk. about numbers that long to him he's well. he didn't graduate well if you hit zero. then you basic here's. understand when there's like how many.

people there's like 30 or 40 girls out. on the mat yeah uh usually like 20 how. do they keep an eye on all 20 girls and. make sure all 20 girls hit everything. correctly are there 20 judges and they. all just watch they're 20 judges and. they watch like or there's usually like. 40 judges wait they all watch one girl. mhm to see if there's any so it's not a. team sport nope what there's so much. drama in cheer I thought it was a team. yeah I was a cheerleader did you know. that wait actually he was I was I was on. a competitive team. stop touching the mic you're not.

adjusting anything it is it keeps. falling look you went you went you're. faking you're faking it I twisted it. thanks yeah anytime no I was on a. competitive team for a little bit really. got fired on coed he got fired yeah he. get fired I quit no he was like 16 yeah. I didn't get fired he went to meet a. girl I did work there for class he. joined he joined cheerleading just to. meet a girlfriend and then he got a. girlfriend and he quit yeah I was. homeschooled so I wasn't around a lot of. girls so when I heard I could join a.

cheer team I was like oh bet but did you. know the reputation that gives you bad. reputation if gave me a pretty good one. amongst the cheerleaders it was pretty. pretty fun I got a game to play really. oh boy oh boy yeah. febles thanks for ruining the thing I. saw the febles and I just looked at them. it's it's. febles and Hershey's is it sponsored or. something no we're not sponsored so I'm. going to turn them backwards actually uh. one chocolate bar two chocolate bars. it's her she's in wait what's the game.

so I'm GNA eat him and you guys got to. guess how many calories I eat no I'll. eat them I'll eat them all right oh. y'all ready you don't need any more what. this a stupid. game just wanted to eat a chocolate. barcast eat the chocolate bar I felt. judged if if I was going to eat the. chocolate bar no how about you blindfold. yourself you just Panic if you're not. talking like for real I try to talk for. one second har like. I think hey I.

I my heartbeat gets faster when I don't. talk yeah the spotlight on you come on. thank you um so I think you should. blindfold yourself and eat a chocolate. bar and guess what one it is that's. actually what the game actually was oh. that's going to be so what thinking what. you think you can tell had one of them. all right we're going to play it first. of all which one you guys think is. better Fe hershe probably Hershey's cuz. Hershey's has like Lo of sugar yeah I. don't think Feast oh my gosh really outo. myself can you stop that who is it who.

is it you tell me I don't know turn the. ringer off who is it who is it you tell. me it's your brother again no he's got. separation issues who is this 1972. number it's probably my mechanic. oh oh I'll call him back um was our. mechanic the game we're going to play. the game now these women will stop. interrupting me okay so who wants to go. first I. will okay all right K here you go.

you know what fine oh wait you got to. close your eyes oh all right but he's oh. she saw you opening it okay well I'm not. going to give her that one yet okay so. I'm getting the other one. then well just switch them up switch. them up do a ring on the rosie oh that. one's good. I do een Mo I know which one you're. going to get not sure there's going to. be for. you wait. no oh this is so obvious one is. trash don't say that what she said the.

other one is good hey I don't care Mr. Beast is always like on podcast he's. like try my chocolate and be super. honest I'm being super honest I he liked. Mr beses here you go you're going to get. oh you might want to close it right now. all right first one here you. go I'm not doing that just open open. your eyes gosh darn it no okay now close. them close them all right pop it what I. know you had more than this pop it. no. okay here's the second.

one you have to wait yeah really let it. dissolve in your mouth you have to smell. coffee beans to make sure the taste goes. away just wait are they are they the. same flavor no okay all right can you. eat the second one now gosh Dar. it. oh come on hurry this up man this isos. please get that haircut it's so funny. huh that haircut is. funny okay all right what was the first. one I don't know oh I wasn't pay okay.

good job good job he wasn't paying. attention that was the whole point of. the game you spent 30 seconds e p what. do you mean I was savoring the. flavor what. the am I going to say it I'm not going. to say it obviously I know which one was. which okay which one was which the first. one was feable the second one was. Hershey dang it all right M you try. ready okay your turn actually I think I. know which one's which okay close your. eyes okay I'm in hand this to him.

don't eat it okay all. right no all right hand it to him all. right did Harper put this in her mouth. first no she did not put it in her mouth. first she definitely probably did no she. was debating between you come on. hurry. okay oh my gosh what did you do to it. that was so it on it that was so foul.

that's pretty I thought you were going. to stop him you just let him eat. it I will get you back me it's her I. thought she was going to stop you no. that wasn't me that was you I would not. have spit on it bro you ate the whole. thing and then gave it to him I knew. better than close my eyes and let you. give me some I knew okay but it wasn't. me especially going you and then. her what was it that was feasable for. sure dang it my my turn but don't spit. on it I.

swear don't do anything I'm not I'm not. I'm just handing it to. you stop. okay man I'm not going to lie Hershey is. banging okay I'm kidding don't do it's. pretty good I can feel you moving oh. sorry sorry but did you eat it no don't. do that I ate it I did eat it I know. that was really mean I would cry so. Harper don't eat that one I'm sorry I. can't hold in what oh my God they just.

spit the podcast they just spit on thec. what the heck I. panicked give me the next one but not. that one I feel like you're giving me. the same one I feel so much better you. let them spit on mine well that was spit. you rubbed yours on your feet you sure. this isn't the I would way rather. someone spit on my food than put the. same one it was the same. one what happened to it oh no. no give me a real one no that nothing.

happened to that one wait here's a real. one cash stop eating it I'm. sorry half of it already eating the. feasable one you're eating the Hershey. one give me you've had enough which. one's which give me the Feasta which one. was which you've already ate two no yes. you have which one was which the first. one tasted the same as the Hershey's so. which one was which the first one was. Hershey's wow that's wrong the first one. was febles give me the febles you just. want to eat it yes here I can't wait for.

you to see what we did to that chocolate. there you go wait what do y'all do to it. oh you'll see what you to do with thatw. the shorts H what is she going to do. with the chewed up chocolate now I don't. know man but man I'm getting back on re. Hershey's this thing is BR no don't oh I. can see the addiction festering it's so. good he always talks about how he. doesn't want to eat sugar Look at me now. and makes his acne bad oh mhm oh. Hershey's gushers and Laffy Taffy banana.

those are my three weaknesses yeah. specifically The Laffy Taffy we're good. or the orange the banana Laffy Taffy you. want to set that somewhere yeah yeah. he's getting napk getting napkin oh. thanks um so what do yall do the. chocolate um yeah what's the point of. the chocol tell what are we doing the. point of it well I don't like when I. don't like that you let him spit on hers. I would way rather no I would way rather. someone spit on my food than rub their. foot on it oh why would you tell her why. would you tell her what happened you. just without socks no we had socks oh.

okay then. I'm only Harper would be okay with that. no seriously I've actually ate from my. toes same really I like was using my. Fork y use your toast I was using my. Fork want to see you put your fork in. your toast looks like myself and then. you ate food she ate food with her the. with my grippers she at food with her. grippers thank you well that was a fun. game I know cash I think I'm enjoying. most of this game but stop eating it.

you're going to break out and be all mad. that you had too much sugar all right. I'll save the rest for towards the end. of the give the. fees it's okay you don't you don't have. I would but if I give Harper the candy. she going to be like no a Cheeto girl I. have it down I keep seeing ASMR people. on my for you page and they're. like and then they get a plastic spoon. and it's. like oh really that's I have another. game oh my gosh I love games y'all want. to play my next game yes yes yes let me.

play first let me play first so I'm. going to drink these we need someone new. on the creative team cuz this is not. these are not games I'm a big German fol. so let me drink first I'm I'm going to. drink OB not big enough cuz you didn't. mind my and you guys got to guess which. one I like more from from my face facial. expressions I'm sorry see we get it. right obviously that's not the game it's. a taste test blind no way we just did. tell by the shape of the bottle and wait.

could you pour it into our mouth stupid. um can we get a. cup all right we're going to we're going. to get some cups and then wait are they. the same shade of blue uh well you're. not going to be able to see one is blue. something and the other one is blue. something Prim and Gatorade sponsored. I'm not going to tell you guys not. sponsored the flavor of them you know. what I forgot about the posum story till. just now huh what later we put the paum. Kate was uh and the bathroom and we put. the posum in the bathroom with her and.

she proceeded to kick the door down I. did do that who pH buzzom not mine it's. not mine oh sorry just her mechanic's. calling it's actually my nail person. really no oh I like to act like lwoods. sorry what were you saying M I was. saying Kate Kate had the strength of a. 100 men and kick the door downed a door. down yes let's go here we go I'm excited. that's why what happens when you lock me. in a room with the p all right give me. give me a cup give me one real quick oh.

those are my glasses that was risky all. right uh who wants to go first all right. okay close your eyes and can you it's. very answer it nope nope nope I all. right close your eyes is your phone. number still leaked what are you going. to do to it I'm not okay I'm not going. to do anything but you better not open. your eyes I'm not I'm. not oh I hate. sounds like ni dude I got to tell you my.

pet peeve after this all right here you. go n you can open your eyes now cuz you. don't know which one no it's fine I. won't I. won't come on drink it oh that's so. nasty she's. so Harper is definitely a peer bro she. did I watched her yeah you definitely. peaked I 100% believe har run it back. and see if she peaked she absolutely PE. next next okay first of all do what's. your guess on that one prime. okay I'm not going to tell you if you're. right or not she cheated you have the.

primer oh yeah all right dude she's. totally a peer bro you can just look at. Harper and you know she's a peer no. don't look at this Harper I'm not okay. don't even open your eyes here's the cup. drink it. blind her hand knew exactly where that. cup was she can see she can literally yo. you're such a cheater you're such a. cheater I can see through your eyelashes. okay which one is. that it's. oh that's nasty which one was that oh.

sorry I didn't mean to burp into oh. Prime so which one was the first one. Gatorade dang this is like sugary and I. love it okay you cheated though ma' let. let me do a real. one I'll be able to tell cheat you think. yes all right then should I do Kate. didn't cheat I don't know if I don't. drink either of those drinks I don't. know I want somebody to get one of these. wrong or else my game I feel. stupid all right close your. eyes all right all right. don't open don't open there you.

go drink you got to drink the whole. thing I actually love G you got drink. the whole thing I love Gat I know she. lik it's hard sometimes I love. Gatorade come on I love Gator you still. didn't just drink the whole thing is it. that bad no thank you you don't like it. you mean no thank you no thank you Frick. oh I love Gatorade oh oh. that tasted like I close your.

eyes I hope that's not prime all right. because now here's the. next prime supposed to be healthy and St. did you do something to no we did not do. anything to it don't drink. it that's your tiniest taste ever I. can't believe. that finish it can you hurry this why. did all take so long this it's just oak. oak like I've never seen she's. terrified of a sports drink which one's. which they both suck really let me tell.

okay well I I knew the first one was. Prime oh I did why why did you just tell. us like that like you were like lying to. us I knew it I knew I knew after I. tasted it but I knew it I'm not going to. lie they're both kind of trash. don't I'll take the prime I'll take the. prime I'll take either should we not. like slander Prime no I'll take it that. that what do you mean it's honest. reviews give you it actually Prime's. other flavors I just don't like blue. anything yeah yeah that's that's not. very good here you go but blue Gatorade.

is not good I like the I like the clear. blue Gatorade that one used to be my. favorite Prime Frost but this obviously. is not sponsored you know one of the. things BL dude I ate way too much. chocolate. oh that's not good K's going to hear. about this later tonight oh my gosh are. you going to poop the bed oh and put it. over it I'm going to I'm going to do. what Kate did when she saw the pum. that's I'm going. do poop on the floor y want know one of.

the things I hate when I see people do. their hair their ear that too when. when girls do this looks so bad well you. don't look too great with. that when girls do this my ear is. infected oh oh it does look infected why. I don't know I really don't know yeah I. hate when girls yeah but no what I was. going to say I hate dude when guys sit. like. this I don't ever I like that yes you do.

yes you do I do I was kind of targeted. at you yeah feel that like when a guy. sit like this bro not going to lie mad. comfortable but just not manly wait look. at me it's comfortable for you unless. you're old it can be comfortable if. you're older than 60 I'll give it to you. cuz like look you can say like this. here's the thing is normally I start. here yeah but then my foot starts to. fall asleep shut up Joe. he. then then it just evolves well M what if. I sat there like.

this i s like this the whole time I feel. like Harper literally just sits. like so proper you're kind of slouched. right now always H crisscross Harper you. should really sit up straight because. it's just hurting your height here you. need you need every inch you can get you. know what I'm saying what did you say to. me you need every non- inch oh dang. that sucks good one yeah maybe hunch.

over a little bit. there um yeah but that's that's I pop my. everything really good you can what I. can pop everything very good you did. that last episode and none of your. things were popping nothing was. popping ow okay wait wait wait ow ow. yeah I still don't believe you okay. remember last episode I think it was. last episode it was an an episode where. you said cash said you say yeah a lot. and you said do.

I we we ran a thing on the video M to. track how many times you said yeah guess. how many times it was yeah guess how. many times you said yeah yeah yeah I. don't know no shut don't do it again. please don't do it again but guess how. many times you said it the entire. episode I know I know no that's not a. guess you know how many that's not a. guess 35 no wait what hold up the. episode was like 50 minutes long you. think you said I'm going to say like. 30,000 okay what you're. closer it's more than that K Oh I.

thought you were talking about just in. that like 30 second clip no the entire. episode how many times you think you you. said the word yeah 117 okay more Harper. how many times you think she said it. really. 216 it's 250 250 you said the word yeah. yeah there was times where you were. literally like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. yeah the one with the colani yes yes I I. remember cuz we were all just saying. yeah yeah yeah cuz we were also. mesmerized by her existence you know. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

yeah. [Music]. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. yeah yeah for sure yeah yeah like I was. like sitting next to her and I was like. oh yeah yeah just yeah I to understand I. do that when I talk on the especially. when people I don't know it's the first. time I met them yeah because I feel like. it's yeah I feel like it's awkward I.

feel like it's awkward if you meet a a. person and they're just talking and. you're just like yeah yeah but like why. don't you adjust it to like why don't. you adjust it to like oh really cool I. don't wow yeah it you just stuck with. the one word I feel like okay if if. somebody says um I really love I really. love blah blah blah or like I really. love gaming or I really love boxing like. I I would be like yeah or like oh yeah. or like maybe once or twice not 250. times yeah that's L was on do 250 we.

were going to edit it to like have a. light counter mhm but it would have. taken someone literally like three days. to get all these clips yeah no heart or. k says yeah way too much yeah Harper. says um way too much well I say like I. think and I don't know what you you're. actually pretty good at it oh I think wa. touch the mic too much oh yeah you touch. the mic too much you don't you don't. really use filler words but you fidget. as filler word m will be like he won't. be saying anything he'll be.

[Music]. like so um like in the mic was perfectly. fine the entire time and where did the. sticker go that I gave you oh I remember. I wrote you sticker yeah that's gone I. wrote him a sticker that said don't. touch his mic and it's gone I like your. mic how it's like has the ridges on it. this one's hard to turn so he has. nothing turning his thumbs are just. sliding over it no I could turn mine no. I don't think you've ever turned turned. I genuinely think you're F ago well why.

it's fine I don't know are you. questioning Joe's work no are you how. Joe set something that never needs done. it's like it's like me going. like is good is good it's very. equivalent to just if M set right here. he would be. going are the way Harper like fiddling. with the Unicorn I always fiddle with. the Unicorn yeah we're going to have to. move that unicorn no I love I kind of. want to take the head off and mount it. on the wall wo w I it's not a. trophy what I think it would look cool.

how you want to decapitate the. Unicorn I don't know man a unicorn not a. deer would do you want to jump on it. maybe what do you want to jump on it and. decapitate it or like oh no we Harper's. all on board I mean if you want to try. to take a head off I do think oh when I. was sitting on it that one episode I. genuinely believe I could rip the Ted. off just rip it for it go for it you. guys want me to rip a off I don't. believe you should I rip the Unicorn set. off versus unicorn round one. cash versus the Unicorn round one I'm.

telling you off a fa so it head is. coming off okay let's see mark my words. all right three and two. go I can see him shaking try it. again three I can't take this seriously. one oh yo wait I'm missing it I can't. see I. you you broke his leg wait it's broken.

you're too fat you broke his leg wait. wait wait wait unicorn's messed. up Harper if I can't do it there I. promise you you can't do it okay so. unicorn one C zero yeah I kind of like. it better like this though oh that's so. sad looks like it's doing one of those. you know when those horses do like their. dance moves on the rodeo and they're. like oh yeah they're and then they slip. in the mud and they're right well I'm. glad we didn't completely destroy the. unicorn.

man no CH I kind of want to try try it. try it I just want to see but but but. don't break the Unicorn unless you're. going to whip his head off don't break. it cash you already broke. it okay anybody could do it if we. Twisted you were twisting I I barely. Twisted I barely twisted if I twisted I. could have got it stop so I can do it no. the Fabric's not ripping oh oh no. his head off leave it like that leave it. like that the goal that was the goal.

that was the goal to rip his head off. this unicorns through it yo what did we. do realistic the head moves oh my gosh. finally it's like a real horse now yo. thing got ran over by a. car wait we need to add red marker right. here baby that well gy up that said guys. I think we should probably wrap this pot. up we got a kick our friend to the curb. now yeah no I think he should stay here. forever until eventually he dies and.

then we can mount him like MAV said yeah. as a memorial still in. him what did you say I asked if you. think there's still life in him like you. think he's still no um if you decapitate. a person they still live for 30 more. seconds yes so he's got a good zero. seconds. left wait how do you know that Harper. why did he say that when we you know. what um Mr my biot teer he every time we. go into class he asked questions on the. board and three of his questions so far.

cuz he just started this week are what. would you do or where would you hide a. body if you hit it how would you kill a. person if you could kill a person what. are you in uh. bio this his first week and probably. become a murderer no no nobody's telling. any administrator about it and we're all. like what like he's like where would you. hide the body he's just curious he's. just he's just asking for a friend like. but that's not how you make friends. that's how yout friends if someone asked.

me that I'm immediately not being their. friend no that's not what I meant like. asking for a friend cut the horn off if. you guys like that wouldn't make do you. get it no I understand thanks guys yeah. wait the ne don't sniff Sharpies Kate. I've never done that before did that's. the Gateway Kate give it to me give it. to me no I'm not you said it's Gateway. getting rid of it oh yeah. our thr gateways away Kate we don't want. those okay I think on that note we.

should probably get off the podt that. our Gateway out of the Pod by all right. guys wait we probably have merch out by. now sh you should go check it out it's. peace out bro. shakka that's yeah that was Harper's. idea and also um that was my whole idea. so Harper takes credit okay anyways yeah. go check out our merch it's probably out. by now hopefully hopefully if not it. should be out soon so stay tuned um. maybe linkoln bio possibly peace out bro.

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