I Survived A Robbery!
Harper did you know we got scammed uh. $73,000 okay so we're going to open that. yeah I do know that yeah would you like. to would you like to tell them how we. got scammed. $73,000 yeah it was crazy well you. started off by saying I got. $73,000 in the mail I was like wait wait. a minute she said dang the paycheck this. month is pretty good wait so so yeah go. ahead yeah this horrible thing happened. oh I wonder how it happened well so. there was this guy that was like trying.
to send a PayPal MH uh to to send. someone a percentage of of their their. AdSense for the month and somebody that. was reading them the number said like. too many zeros no no I'm tell I'm. telling the story oh my gosh somebody. that was reading telling me the number. to send told me like five zeros too many. and then was like just kidding and then. I was like okay how many delete he was. like delete delete delete all of it or. or like three zeros or something delete. the zeros so it's at the right amount. and then he's like oh wait we did.
something wrong we need to add in the. sense we add in the basically we had to. redo the number like four times then I. accidentally sent the wrong amount and I. sent Harper. $73,000 yeah and I was really. happy yeah MX somehow finds a way to. blame it on me it's I'm taking. accountability okay 100 100% type of. accountability I would say yes I hit. send it is 100% my fault oh. wow I would also say it could have been. avoided possibly if you told me the.
right number in the first M did the same. thing to me he was literally like we. were about to film a video this this day. we were filming a video and I was like. Maverick you realized the prop that you. told me to order cuz Maverick was. planning these videos he said I said the. prop you ordered you wanted me to order. doesn't come in today we can't film that. video today and he was like well it's. not my. fault oh that's awkward well we are. about to shoot our videos in 1 hour and. we don't have a video plan oh and keep.
in mind this is the first time I was. like M can you plan out the videos this. week I was like M can you plan out the. videos this week and we were leaving it. just completely up to him nothing else. two hours before the shoot thought he. was responding him M the chips in it's. you know those like uh super super hot. chips the one chip challenge that's the. video we were going to shoot and he was. like and I was excited he was like yeah. they should be and Kate was like no. they're not and he was like he had told. me what K this is all your fault that. the chips are not in mck had told me he. was like he sent me the list of props to.
order I don't know what day we're. shooting these videos I have no clue and. I said okay I ordered all the props he. never follows up and makes sure that we. have the props two days before usually. cash is like okay let's go through the. prop list to make sure we have it Mr. Maverick over here didn't do that oh my. gosh guys I they're right they're right. it's my fault I was in I thought that. Kate would have the competence enough to. order them without me having to follow. up but clearly I have follow the order I. did I not place the order you plac them.
for you ordered them from a from a. company that's going to take two weeks. to come in I ordered it from the only. company on Amazon well then order it. from this and another another thing M. did to scam us or or or I could have. just been told hey this is going to take. two weeks to come in oh I didn't know. filming you what but you know what again. I'll take full responsibility you know. why cuz I'm you're not going to take. responsibility of those Capri on users. through back there so I wouldn't be. saying that it's called liter oh no I. will probably get told to pick those up.
later all right but he won't no no you. won't up that's right cuz MAV is a. literal a. liter yeah that's what you are okay it's. a tongue twister all. right. areiter tried to get him to read I. didn't say late that's not what but I. said that we tried to get him to read uh. one of the sponsorships for prob maybe. for this video and he was like and uh. liquid I. at.
do.com guys I ripped off the whole. entire exaggeration okay you guys know. how hard it is to read look into. something and read it as it's going did. you record that yeah D he doesn't know. it's record. it crazy I could never do a. tter use code LOL check that's 20% off. everything your order when you shop. better hydration today using promo code. LOL at liquid. IV look how stressed he is when he's. like today get it upid I I.
r.com shop whoever really wants to talk. I do um anyways no I ripped off my nail. oh I'm so S I just ripped off my nail. before this episode you did where oh. cash oh you have it next to you see oh. why is it so what why didn't you throw. it away well because we were we clicked. BR you cannot get mad at me about capr I. was Sting here I was going to throw it. away when I got up oh I don't like that. at all you don't like my nail how much. would I have to pay e Kate how much for. you to eat the e oh yeah the nail I'm.
Notting the nail the nail it's lost in. the darkness of the you my nail wait. wait wait at least show what finger you. took it off of this one would you eat. that for like $10 took my nail $10 M. would you eat my nail for $10 absolutely. I think it's a great deal would you do. it no never do it that didn't. work no but guys School recently has. been really hard and I just need to have. money and I feel $73,000 yeah you're.
good I gave you all of it no but. basically um school's just been so hard. and I just why it's fine it's it's fine. why is it hard though because of STAR. testing I hate it so much why why does. the um Earth needed what the heck oh why. why does the Earth need need to know. like what I need to do it's not the. Earth it's the state of Texas it's kind. of the. earth Texas is part of the earth I guess. y'all got me. there Earth it's all your fault wait I.
was challenged can y'all laugh without. like um. smiling remember like that thing that'd. be kind of hard to. like wait hold on wait wait wait m m. well m is the master of fake laughing so. oh yeah yeah this one smile give us give. us an ice I don't think you can do it. give us an. ice no look here here it is here it. is oh that's freaky wa let me see let me. see like that at all you can definitely. do that that is freaking me out that is.
insane shall we try it yeah me first me. first it's going to be uncomfortable for. everybody I'm scared I'm scared okay. okay wait is your mouth supposed to move. I don't know there's no. way yeah that's better you sound like a. you're still smiling sounds like a horse. oh oh man wait no no. no hold on.
Game Face. okay yeah you can open your mouth oh you. can yeah. yeah that was kind of creepy I didn't. like. that come. on okay I don't like that qu kind of. worked look like you're casting a spell. what are you I can't look you guys or.
else yeah looks like she's in a Harry. Potter movie right now I'm literally. just I can't look you guys or else I'll. laugh all right then don't look at. us that sounds so fake oh my God sounds. great so bad wait let me let me try this. let me try this. hold why are you moving your mouth like. that she like she's look this is what. you look like wow wow wow wow.
it only works like that no what no it. works like. this or like this that's. creepy did I do it all right M you do. it it's hard to do without smiling it. really. is that's just how you laugh that that's. just not a normal fake. laugh you're. smiling why are you turning red.
you that reminds me of Penny wise bro. that's what yours reminds me of really. yeah your reminds me turn like as Pink. as the it's hard D you got to like hold. your breath like what are some more. challenges like that I like that what I. like doing smiling or not smiling things. I got a question for you guys okay but I. got something I want to go next fine. then Steal My Show M mine's pretty good. but uh we can wait we'll wait mine's. really good we'll do yours first. no we'll wait for mine you go first oh.
is yours pretty good no oh well then. let's let's wait for mine no just go. M oh my gosh bro excuse. me that was so yucky that was really I. don't enjoy that it shook the whole. couch I'm not joking bro that's a bit. unnecessary um so so thing something sad. happened Harper what maybe you give me. some advice this first time this ever. happened to me oh did you go on the date.
what did you go on the date you probably. didn't go on the date listen I so so is. that about it I called a girl is and I. said I said I said do you want to go on. a date I like use those words like I. made it very clear like this is a date. not just like hanging out as friends. yeah she said yes good she sounded. excited okay was this was this was this. was this excuse me excuse me no let me. finish talking there no questions yet.
this is no talking let me finish my. questions then I. said we we talk on the phone for a. minute we're like talking about when we. can do this sorry we're talking about. when we're going to go out and she's. like okay uh I can't do this Saturday um. I'll text you dates I'm available I'm. like okay sick I wait like a day she. doesn't send me the dates I'm like okay. well I'll just send her a follow-up text. saying hey uh I'm free this weekend but. I'll be out of town uh when it gets. closer to Christmas so just text me over. the dates you're available yeah um no.
response I'm getting ghosted was it the. Dallas call cheerleader it was somebody. why do you keep asking who it was I. think it was her we don't know who it. was we don't know at all it could be. anyone I mean honestly I don't yes it. was her okay Claire is ghosting me yeah. she said yes to a second date and then. she said the blind date went so bad. Claire I don't blame you I really don't. don't blame her either I didn't see it. but what it is does it say what does it.
say I don't know did you read it no oh. never mind I'll show you later um oh um. but yeah wait I think I got it out. wait that was really good was that good. it was like quite inspirational yeah. like I felt like it was quiet so then. youall had a heartfelt feeling that I. was trying really hard yeah yeah okay. anyways Harper's tiny what I'm I'm tiny. oh oh no. that's a hard one that is not allowed.
Harper is Tiny what does that mean I. might be tiny but I'm pretty Mighty how. did I know she was going to say that I. literally knew that too yeah oh really. readable har like you're scripting I'm. read Walk and scri NC readable you know. I can read your mind okay what oh my go. we got to play this game what cash is a. good fortune tell me tell me what's. going to happen in my future no no he's. good at this he does this he does this. every week no I got wait I don't know if. MB knows the game can you just tell me.
my fortune and then and then like in. three weeks we'll get back on the Pod I. know this game know it comes true you. know the game yeah well let's play it. okay you okay I'm going to tell her how. to play just in case no I literally. remember hey. buddy do you need a belt cuz I don't. think your butt's. working there you go okay I'm gonna read. your M Harper or your socks why are you.
wearing those socks what's he was. wearing those last time but I can't. blame him I was too anyway I'm start go. fun you I'm going to I'm going to read. your mind hopefully you you've never. seen this done before what um what tell. tell Kate a a word or like point out an. object in the. room. um okay done. done you done yes okay I I'll be honest.
my eyes weren't closed and I'm confused. what it was so I don't okay okay Kate. ask me the question good luck buddy okay. you ready for this Harper yeah is it. Maverick's hat no is it Harper's red. hair no is it the L on the the pink l no. why is it not the L it's just not the L. MAV is it the is it the tree no is it. the gremlin no is it my lip gloss no is.
it the camera no is it the jellyfish. yeah. no it was the jelly. fish wait how did you do that yeah I. don't know Harper I don't. know how did I do it really impressive. wait how did y'all do it I don't. know huh do it again all right I'll do. it again ready someone.
close your eyes shut your mouth and. dream a dream get us out we're. ready anyways all right okay ready yeah. go quick is it the mystery box no is it. the stop sign no is it Joe's hat no is. it Alex's cup no is it this plant no is. it the. painting the painting oh no is it the. light no. is it Joe's pants no is it Harper's mic.
yeah her mind is. blown I've blown the fuses in Harper's. mind oh guys I hate my brain see I I. know the game but I such a bad I have. such a bad memory I can't remember what. you're doing how are you doing that can. you just tell me no no how are you doing. it yeah I'm actually confused I think. Kate looks at him like like three times. and oh I won't make eye contact with him.
if you all right last time last time um. okay. um well I feel like there in like are. are y'all doing it no I can close my. eyes if you need me to yeah oh get down. head down um. okay all right ready. okay all right go is it your chair no is. it I feel like I've named everything in.
the room now um H is it my cup no is it. those Air Forces over there no is it. that jar of mayo no what if it is the. jar of mayo it's not the jar of mayo how. do you know it's not the jar of mayo I. just know that is not the jar Mayo but. what if it is the Jar's the next thing. is it the couch no is it Maverick's sock. no is it the TV yeah what. the wait I'm so confused us I know it's.
pretty co wait but how do you'all do. that can y'all tell me wait tell me all. right moving on um Jo do you know how. they're doing it uh yes I do know how. they're doing it they're lying no one. knows how you're doing it no I do know. how they're doing all right how I doing. it tell huh how am I doing it I don't. want to ruin it and you're going to tell. me I'm lying anyways no okay Joe close. your eyes no no no I'll be honest I'll. be honest do I believe here's what I. believe happened I believe they. specified a number yeah mm and whenever. they get to that number no no it's not.
no cuz they've done different ones every. time no no no no no but like if you say. say seven and seven is going to be the. right one they have not done. that do again and you you hold up a. number on how how many you want her to. say. Okay Okay. um all right we're ready you ready all.
right is it my sock no is. it that white bin under the table no is. it the briefcase no is it the cookie tin. what's a cookie tin the red tin right. there oh. no hold on I'm thinking I forgot how. many I'm at hold on give me a second. you're at four oh four okay you keep. count is it the Green Jacket no is it. the exit sign up there no is it the. painting of up there no is it the.
Pokemon controller over there no is it. Alex's shirt. no is. it the black cord no is it you've done. way more than nine way more than nine oh. I wasn't counting okay wait wait I'll. count on my fingers okay we got to. restart yeah sorry I'm sorry don't do. nine you did such a high number oh my. gosh I mean I'll count now if you want. me to you should do a low number yeah do.
a lower number now he knows we're doing. a low number all right well just go okay. okay pick the number do whatever number. you. want. okay okay you ready yeah let's go go. fast is it the Unicorn no is it Harper. shirt no oh. freak I forgot what number we're. supposed to do oh my all right I'll look. down sorry guys. okay I got one job I can do it all right.
are we restarting yeah Kate has the. memory of the Goldfish all right is it. the white wall no is it Maverick's shirt. no is it Harper shorts no is it your cup. yes it's easy what no it's easy how are. you doing. that know all what what we doing I think. you're saying a word at the very. beginning like when you start when when. you start nameing thing like she'll say. is it instead of like whatever no that's.
not what they're doing it's something to. do moving on unfortunately I I it's. something to do every time it's after. you name a person unfortunately we have. also other people so there's something. to do with the certain person with the. cue they're giving I know they're doing. it's the first person that talks or. something what is what it's got to be or. maybe they just have powers no it's like. likeing no like if Joe talks no it's. like if Joe talks then after they name. something about Joe nope why are you. fighting against him didn't you.
literally say he can read M so can. you'all tell us he can tell the future. there's. difference oh also guys I can talk like. cat valentine really do it. okay okay hold on um what something she. said um okay yeah why did they say one. small step man I just said oh my God I'm. on the moon is that good oh my God I'm. on the moon it was like 80% of the way. it was almost you airiness and then. ready that was good good that was really.
close your eyes and imagine Ariana. Grande okay okay okay close say your. brother locked you in a closet oh no uh. my brother he locked me in a closet oh. and then he made made me eat fish it. hurt not going to lie eyes closed it. kind of sound like the laugh really gets. you yeah why do she laugh so fake her. gra is. like it's almost like M that was her. whole character so weird to think that. Arana Grande was just on that TV show. yeah like like I found that out like a.
like a week ago no not a week ago like. you just found this out no like I found. it out like when I started watching the. show and then I was like oh my gosh. that's already on a grande when did you. start watching the show like 5 years ago. oh okay and I just watch it like every. single day I got a question how often do. you guys wash a pair of jeans that story. was fantastic but let's talk about. something even more impressive our. sponsor liquid IV personally I've used. liquid IV several times over the past. last few years and I remember once when. I was having a weird reaction to some.
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what. no yes you can no I looked it up cuz I. was curious It's like what do you mean. you looked it up like there's a right. answer I washed my it's like there's. like a recommended one oh uhhuh like. it's like probably like every three. Wares you should wash them three heck so. when you take them off so when you take. them off do you put them back up um I. just lay them on my floor yeah low key I. have like a dirty I have like a half. dirty clothes Pile in our closet where.
it's like I don't want to throw it in. the laundry basket just yet but it's too. dirty to be hung up with the clean. clothes so it just sits there how many. times for you to wash it Harper every. time I wear them I just do you do your. own laundry no okay oh that's why she. washes them every time she wears them. yeah do you have a maid yeah does she do. your laundry. yeah my. dad no I I have a when I back Kate does. my laundry now but before before that I. had a very specific rule on how often I.
wash my clothes when I'm older I'm going. to get a maid oh sorry okay keep going. like if I can afford one wait wa. interrupt me Harper now I don't even. want to say oh good no one wanted to. hear I'll say um uh my specific rule is. I wash my clothes when they are. dirty uh what if they smell like when. you can look at them and they're dirty. that's when you wash them what if they. smell. dirty and they're not you you put you. put cologne on it that's literally was. about to say he's probably one of those. guys who walks around smelling like axe.
all the time no no Polo Polo Ralph. Lauren polo listen yes that is that was. acceptable when you were a 16-year-old. boy who had way too much money and was. able to move across the country by. yourself that not acceptable for the. average 20-some year old grown man don't. do that I am jealous C just has like a. magic floor he just throws something. down it's very magical and it just gets. picked up and washed and I envy that.
it's actually very magical but no I have. told you this before my I do not have a. magic floor is a magic hamper oh I thr. on the. floor it only sometimes gets. done uh no that's that's I'm that's. like that's the one thing that I hate. doing like that that chore just doing. laundry is just is the. worst you look like a camel have you. ever done your own laundry Harbor. um yeah yeah I think I have once um do.
you like fold it or do your parents like. fold it for you and everything um wait. wait back up you done your own laundry. once yes I just started doing my own. laundry when I was like seven or eight. wait one time I mean mom how many times. do you think I've done. it she said no time I took I I used to. like have to unfold it and stuff and get. it to the right side out and stuff and. it was so annoying but um um now I have. too much on my hands that's called.
laundry prep you never actually did the. laundry so if you went to the laundry. room right now downstairs would you have. any idea how to turn that on I mean the. power button right I'm not going to lie. I've never used our washing machine not. even one time yeah I mean I would like. to once I would like to do my own. laundry because or no I I mean cuz I. would like to do my own load my own load. of stuff and get a special detergent. that smells good not like tide and. I our spor.
yeah good luck gonna drop us now I you. want to predict the future yeah I forgot. what it's called but um no she's like I. maybe it's not TI something else it is. tied but I want to um you need to you. realize that the detergent doesn't. really matter it's more the like. softener and stuff really cuz my clothes. get very you've been got Kate my clothes. get very no Kate has been got you go. into to our laundry room she's convinced. she needs nine different things to put.
into one load of laundry I have the. centi boosters like the little scent. boost the scent boosters and then I have. the the fabric softener which also. smells and then I have like a scent-free. detergent but I like that and then my. wouldn't you just get a why scent free. detergent why not just get a detergent. that has scent in it so you don't have. to put the other scents in there listen. because all of the detergents that have. scent in it are colored and when they're. colored they stain your white clothes. you're telling me soap stains your. clothes blue soap has ruined a numerous.
amount of shirts I've had no no no no. soap is soap blue soap it has blue dye. in it there's no way I have a shirt. downstairs I have multiple shirts still. downstairs that I have blue splotches on. why would they sell soap that's going to. dye your clothes yeah that makes no. sense the dye out of your clothes. they're like the commercial is literally. them pouring it on clothes like it's. not literally everyone here no no no no. no no they wouldn't they wouldn't sell. that that would make no sense literally.
I have clothes in my La in our closet. that I could show you like really maybe. maybe you threw a gusher in there on. accident maybe I did maybe I'm the kind. of person to throw gusher in with my. laundry I mean if you're doing his. laundry probably had gushers in the. pocket sometimes leave gushers in my. pocket I did I did wash my airpods today. she washed her airpods today so I don't. just act like a gusher is out of the. question yeah well I don't keep gushers. in my pockets I keep my airpods in my. pockets and you don't take them out of. your pocket I forgot to I've never done.
that before they still work yeah yeah m. one time they still work every time you. wash them yeah yeah I've washed them. like a lot actually I wash my card over. 10 times I've washed my airpods wow they. still work dryer too uh yes yeah I found. them in my dryer broke wait I I don't. understand you can just put airpods. underwater yes and they're fine not. underwater you're putting them in a. hurricane it's like soap and sit booster. wait but guys like I'm thinking so if I.
other airpods would be if I do my own. laundry sorry if I do my if if I do if I. do my own laundry um sorry I just got. something in my eye and it hurts really. bad um but what's it called if I got. something in my laundry um sorry if she. say I'm going to lose my mind y hey hey. hey if you say if you say that one more. time you're off the podcast forever so. if I do she's gone I didn't say I didn't. say it I didn't say it so if I do my own. own uh um cycle of um washable stuff um.
would that mean like I can pick out my. own detergent which I have on my. Christmas list mom you have deter wait. you have detergent on your Christmas. list yes cuz all my what a nerd who ask. a nerd who asked for detergent for CH. such a valid thing to. ask it is so expensive do you know how. expensive laundry detergent is yeah but. why are you asking for it for Christmas. a good sense one and I have tide cereal.
is expensive but I'm not for cereal one. did you think she's too bie for TI. that's. crazy asking for special laundry. detergent for Christmas like she's not. even going to be able tell years old I. guarantee you if you wash the clothes. with the other thing or wash it with. Tide I will say my friend when I you. wouldn't be able to tell either if I. Chang did you hear both of them both of. them just said no my friends when I was. in high school my friend bought this. like super expensive laundry detergent. that she would only use on her bed sheet. so her whole bedroom would smell like it. and when you walked in her bedroom.
smelled like it but it was a really no. this is this one. see she has that on her Christmas do you. use it I've never used it I want to I. really want to it's the D.A glamorous. wash have you smelt it yeah um my friend. uses it and it's so good do they sell it. like in stores or online only um I think. they sell it in Target but they also. sell it at amaz y' got so hard do you. guys ever feel like money is just flying. out of your account towards. subscriptions you don't even want. anymore this happens to me all the time. and it's super frustrating I bet if I.
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my perfume and then like you guys got. 9,000 different scents going off at the. same you're literally just mad that you. don't have a wife to do it for you. you're mad that you you be so happy you. would be all over if your wife was like. Maverick honey I got this new detergent. and it's going to smell really good you. be like oh whatever whatever made her. excited to do laundry I'm fine with but. I personally I would be just not going. to do anything you get excited to do. laundry Kate sometimes yeah sometimes. it's kind of like I love no my favorite. but you never done it I've actually I. actually do like when I do our laundry.
and like it's clean because then I take. it to our closet and like I dump it out. and I just put my Netflix on and I just. get to sit there and watch TV yeah it's. so and it's like I'm not just watching. TV like I'm doing something that has to. be done like we have to have laundry. like clean laundry but I also get to. watch it's like a timer for you yeah. yeah like a 1 hour timer or so wait wait. wait you're telling me you watch TV. while you're the wash while it's washing. no while I'm folding it while it's. washing I'm doing something else okay. okay so I have something to say um so my.
um you know you don't you you know how. to like announce that oh you you can say. it no well it's actually very big so my. um best friend AKA no no no actually. actually my best friend AKA like my. closest my mom's closest friend's. daughter she is um currently struggling. with a relapse of aplastic anemia oh. yeah telling us and and she has to get a. bone marrow transplant and she has to go.
through chemo and uh yeah and so like. just pray so yeah everybody pray for her. and stuff but I feel so bad for her and. and um she's so pretty bro and I just. wish I looked like her and um I'm going. to get her a really good wig and stuff. and so. yeah I don't know what to say to the wig. part but like I couldn't tell if you. were trying to make a joke yeah oh okay. okay I didn't know if that was you. trying to make a joke no no no no no.
with with the money um with the with my. saved up money I actually wigs are. expensive aren't they know they're like. the good ones are really expensive the. good ones are like the real hair ones. are really expensive and then I also. like kind of like kind of want to shave. my head for her shave your head I mean. I've seen people do that before you. should I don't know I have a. razor I I don't know not today are you. sure I don't know I don't know if I. should okay okay wait wait maybe maybe. don't do it before she has.
to wouldn't I look really weird bald. like she wouldn't cuz she's so pretty. but me no I don't think you'd look Weir. you'd be fine you ever seen the Avatar. yes M. what she's like the same height Avatar. yeah aren't they blue no not that Avatar. no not that Avatar the anime weird ones. they're like 12-year-old you would watch. that what Maverick would be like you. seen the cartoon that's anime the anime. I like to watch anime I love so much.
okay well I just hope yall know all the. people that watch this podcast that. watch anime no longer like any of y'all. yeah and most of them do I feel like. what is that they not even going to be. mad just like all y'all's viewers. definitely watch anime I mean even if. they do watch anime they may not even be. mad about you making fun of me for. watching it they're going to be mad that. you even called Avatar you actually. watch anime no I watch. Avatar Avatar no that's what I'm getting. at is Avatar is not even like real anime.
what do you mean real anime all anime is. is a cartoon it's no Avatar Avatar isn't. a real cartoon Japan you're getting. cancelled yeah what do you mean what I'm. say offensive uh yeah people fight over. it a lot over oh they're bored they are. real bored they're fighting over. technically you're doing laundry if you. watch SpongeBob PR bored too if you. watch SpongeBob you watch anime wa say. say it again this is a good short I got. you if you watch SpongeBob you watch.
anime and no one can change my mind on. that it is it's just literally and. Barbie like Barbie that watch anime are. weird why you live in the dream house is. not anime wait no no you think people. that watch anime are weird that's what. you said I never said that I they were. we when did I say that when did I say. that go ahead tell me when you were. making fun of me for watching anime no. no when did I say that you were making. fun of me for watching anime go ahead. tell me when I said tell me when I said. that they said something what did they. say I said I don't know he made fun of. his audience for watching anime w w yeah. said you would watch anime because. you're Maverick Maverick puts on his.
whole hunting outfit and goes to the. grocery store no and then what did she. do she was like walked out in Maverick. walked out in a onesie today casually. whoa hey where and then we said it's. very comfortable now where is it at we. said Maverick why are you wearing you. find the onesie we said Maverick why are. you wearing a onesie he said I wanted to. be comfortable or Co he said he want to. be Co it's not like he wants to be funny. we come home and he's home alone wearing. a onesie y'all want to know the truth.
y'all want to know the truth right now. you watch anime no he's not watching. anime I bet he runs with his arms behind. his back I'm going to put my onesie on. and watch anime and run with my arms. behind my. back oh my God yo when Mt runs in. basketball I see him he does. this he runs like thatz he think. y that then he should you didn't not. that a 12in vert yeah you do a what you. look like a like a hippopotamus when you.
jump that's just because I'm so muscly. no it's CU you just can't get off the. ground you want to see you can jump high. I can jump do it do it no you cannot. jump high I I I was watching like guys. do cheerleading and their jumps are so. good so jump as high as you can my. vertical is higher than your no it's not. ready. go come on you got to get up with me my. vertical is crazy Kate's vertical is. crazy show them your vert Kate yeah. actually is it that good no Kate's vert. is wild show no on a boat I did it and I. went all the way up I know I went so.
high in the air made so fun of me we. went on a vacation and it was like one. of those catamarans where like there's. like 150 people on it and everybody's. just sitting down on the boat ride and I. was at the front of the boat just. jumping the entire time it's so much fun. the boat almost flew under me oh. huh your dad was like what oh that was. here comes Kate. vert you got it. you remember you got to like lock your. knees when you're in the air I'm just.
doing this to be laughed at no no no. you're not all right ready here we. go oh my god wow no no put put all your. might into it let's see how high her. feet get put all your might into it. here's a hand for. reference oh okay you jumped two of my. hands she jumped two hands I for me I. look like. one hey that wasn't that bad actually. all right M you go you go. you got it all right here's Mavericks.
vert it might go through the ceiling oh. that's what I was thinking okay all. right come on you got. this yo you totally cheated so hard your. legs went all the way over there your. legs went all the way over there lock. your leg straight. down your leg still buckled hard but. that was kind of good wait. let's see. here and cash is like four inches taller.
than me so that does not matter and like. 40 lounds heavier than you he's a lot. heavier than you yeah he claims he's. stronger so he should jump. higher what was that that's what you did. bro you look like a right angle in the. that's that's what you did exactly yours. was actually worse no. yeah whoa was worse yeah take that map. cap take that oh wait wait Joe's is. going to be so high I already know it he.
he can like. tumble that's pretty good that was. better than both of Ys combined was it. really it was higher than yours heels. mine I didn't get to see mine come on. Harper I didn't say his was I said watch. Harper go just like so I have tockle. them in the air yeah you just kind of. lock your knees out so you can see how. high they are off the. ground that. that a crazy Burt man that was a crazy.
ver waito Ito it go down farther like. bend down and jump like push through the. ground oh you no oh close close let Meo. this. okay I just thought you were going to. hit me do right there you're going to. hit. me actually I'll go back over here my. bad my bad my bad my bad why you looking. at me cuz you're acting weird cash.
yeah why are you paranoid bro freaked. out under my legs don't do that that'll. hurt her no one no one's going to kick. under your legs guys I'm nervous I don't. want anyone I'm nervous come. on oh nobody okay that that was just a. play like all right all all right all. right that is crazy man y'all are. getting nowhere some hang it's like it's. like when y'all jump gravity's on two. times just yank you back I doing a toe. touch what's a toe touch I can't do that.
I do toe. touch wa that was you got straighten out. the legs I was pretty impressed though I. did not expect that chest was definitely. down though I kind of pulled something. right I know I felt something pop or. heard something left and right but M try. right did cheer this is a good content. but it is it's not all right you got. it. oh wait one more time I heard something.
pop yeah there was definitely a couple. crackles wait let me try again guys it's. not a competition oh but he makes. everything competition no so do you. ow yo I'm not doing that again I think. Maverick wins by default because he. didn't do that yeah oh Joe Joe is going. to be good I already know. it whoa he got up there and his legs. were straight whoa. okay okay what were we talking about oh. anime listen listen bro anime okay I.
can't list anime isn't isn't it just. literally. animation I just know that you guys were. acting like you guys were acting like. anime was this like weird thing to watch. well it is cuz it's. like okay yeah don't you watch don't you. watch South Park my leg won't work don't. you watch South Park no he doesn't that. do not watch South Park he doesn't watch. that first of all lie. you no one should watch South Park yeah. I was wondering are people allowed to. know that you watch South Park cuz he.
does everybody no I don't I don't I. don't all I see is some clips on Tik Tok. now and then. yeah our bedroom but it's not you. watch don't man loves man loves the. lemur from Madagascar King. Julian I love you King julan I love. you King Julian no I got one I got one. oh ask me to. apologize apologize now ask ask me to.
apologize M can you say you're sorry. okay no I like Harper's better what. apologize at once oh no I will not be. doing that apologizing is for the. weekend wrong which is why you should do. it to me because you are weak and wrong. okay now you sounding an Indian person. you don't sound like the. M way what that's what the Lemur is he's. definitely Indian is he no he's gas. obviously he's Indian no is he no I.
don't know yes he is gascar I'm going. look up who plays the I'm going look up. right nowar wait before you look it up. get him to say something else like. that and then he finds it's not indiano. voice is how do you spell it the lur. King Julian it's gonna be like some. white chick with a Starbucks in her hand. Jean Julian is voiced by definitely. Indian American actor um. um yo that's embarrassing he's not.
Indian it's this. dude I think he does he have a little. bit of Indian in him I think so I think. so cancel yeah you try King Julian I. love you King Julian that's King jul I. love you king that's the psy yeah U King. Julian uh oh I'm so in love with all the. hair on your back you oh my god sounds. so good that was. good. oh but that's that's anime essentially. like that is that.
anime I guess like what what's it called. like Nar Naruto or whatever that's anime. yes is Barbie his standards he wait is. that the guy with the orange and the. blonde hair the fireball guy yeah I. don't know the one definitely definitely. watches n not anime. though wait I'm so confused what defines. anime then because I thought was just. animated show you're talking about. animation which is.
different no animation like barie which. I like love to watch yes and I like. Barbie but anime is like for the weird. people whoa whoa like mavick yeah what. listen okay back to the onesie thing as. well listen okay I woke up I don't know. if y'all can tell my I I'm still like. got the sniffles okay I woke up oh I had. a cold the sniffles I did not feel good. you can just tell he wears a onesie. because he says I have the sniffles yeah.
what and I just wanted to be cozy up cut. up my on I took some medicine and you. know what my laundry also needs done. desperately I go in there I'm like I. don't like any of these shirts I have. left or and I don't really have any. jeans you know what at least you I got. one thing that has jeans and a t-shirt. and it's a. onesie so I like a kned like I'll wear. this I'll wear this this for the morning. at least and then I'll switch later and. I did I only wore for like an hour and a. half and I was comfortable and y'all can.
say what you want but I was mad comfy. okay see you can't try to sound cool. while like trying to defend yourself. forar and saying the word comfy like you. can't you can't be cool you can't be. hard and say I was comfy my onesie I'm. not trying to be hard or or cool I'm. just saying I was comfy in the onesie. and there's no there's nothing wrong. with that yeah see no that see there is. something wrong that poured out in. public yeah that' be pretty weird bro. wonder why he got ghosted he's he's in. his room wearing the Onie he's like why.
is she ghosting me she probably was. looking at the sh imagine him he's. Snapchatting her picture toar wait. imagine M Snapchatting her a mirr. picture ones Snapchat and he's. Snapchatting with with his onesie on in. the mirror he's that you want to go out. dat one of the Maverick mirror selfies. listen I would not have to wear a onesie. in the house if you didn't let her move. in then I could have walked around in my. underwear all day but I can't do that. anymore cuz you brought her in the house. you know it's actually crazy MTH is I'm. the only one that's allowed to do that. now yeah it's very annoying and I can't.
believe you don't utilize that more I. don't I think people that walk around. with minimal clothes on are weird or no. clothes on like is there any other. groups of people you'd like to call. weird today no no yeah I'm sorry if. you're like like if you just casually. are in your bedroom and walk around. naked you're weird naked it's naked oh. always make F of naked or wait there's a. difference I think there's a difference. between the two naked and what did you. say naked saided he said naked naked. that's like some like my dad say back to.
Oklahoma a you run around naked like if. you just casually are in your room naked. naked whatever the if you are casually. in your room with no clothes on naked I. can't even say it like you how you. saying that naked naked naked naked. naked but but naked naked naked you I I. I that gives me the I when people say ne. naked I like naked like I like naked not. naked not the that's just the correct. way to pronounce it yeah I don't like.
when people. say Matt apparently doesn't knock. anymore M what what dude I was in a. hurry on a phone call M no I I like K. take this one I it's not my fault listen. listen it's the middle of the day okay. no it was like I got back from the gym. and I done all myself and I was like. okay I'm going to take a shower now and. I take a shower and when I get out of. the shower 99% of the time I don't put a. tow on me cuz I'm going to get closed. but for some reason I was like you walk. around naked in my.
bathroom and cash comes in but nak cash. comes in and he's like leave the shower. running I'm going to get on and he. starts taking his clothes off and I'm. putting lotion on my legs Maverick bust. through the door there's a shower. running he doesn't tce I was yelling and. no one was answering and I was I was on. an important phone call and I needed to. know something why why there was a. shower running and that we you realize. we are a married couple right yeah but. most of the time during the day in the. middle midle of the day you don't take. showers only he does cuz you he was just.
like I got to take the risk I'm opening. the door you're if you're naked if. you're but naked I don't care I'll just. go there I that most days I'm not. wearing a. towel I was like this far apart from. Maverick I was this far apart from. Maverick she was fully covered she was. fully covered I wasn't though my leg was. hiked up on the on the sink and I was. putting lotion on I wasn't looking at. you I was looking past you as the naked. man I needed need information L all I'm. saying neing me in the shower and I was.
like I'm on a I'm on a zoom call I'm. like yeah but get out of here I was an. important meeting with Snapchat and they. needed information I was like I got to. know like right now I know Snapchat he's. he's like let me put you on the phone. with cash he's like some exclusive. information here let let me get you to. the phone listen all I'm saying is that. when you live with a married couple you. always always always should knock no no. no no she's wrong M she's wrong when. you're going into anyone's room you.
should knock anyone's listen I yelled. let on the bathroom with the shower. running the shower was onwi I yelled. twice and was ignored because the shower. the fact that I'm going to come in here. I had to there was no other option mck. you could have knocked though that's all. I'm saying I didn't have time to knock. you did though no I'd already waited. like 45 seconds for a response and I had. them muted I was like Snapchat people. mean or something like no but I was on. it was a big Zoom call and I had him. muted so I was like. cash cash no response and I was like all.
right I got to run in and get him so you. you see naked that because our door is. like this thin and Kate was on 5 in from. the door she would have heard you well. no no that door was open it was the. other door that was closed so we we have. two doors in our bedroom we have our. main bedroom door and then our bathroom. door which is like these two little. doors that go like this that's how my. mom's is and it's there's like two. little doors that barely even closed why. why didn't you go why didn't you go. through the first door and then at. hauler again yeah cuz I was running out. of time I needed to be quick so I just.
but he you you would have been answered. did I get the job done yes did I see. anyone naked besides cash no no no but. have seen cash naked pretty much every. day yes on any other day Lally before. this before we started shooting he. showed me Alex and Joe his butt no. that's not that's that's not true yes. you did is it true no I have a. photograph from. memory. listen I can draw what I. saw I just when you live with a married.
couple you knock I would never and when. you live with two other why are you. specifying Mar like anyone because we're. married we could be doing absolutely. anything like playing with a Rubik's. Cube now listen No when you're married. to anyone I had never seen y'all play. with a Rubik's. Cube wait why do it with the door closed. Maverick behind my back that's. crazy listen I'm just saying when you go. into anyone's room yeah you should you.
should knock all the time and that is. something you have never learned even. remember you know our our cousin Kate. was hanging out with our cousin when we. were like how old were you I don't know. when Garrett walked in oh I was probably. like 13 and he thought y'all were. sneaking out oh yeah yeah were you. sneaking out no Garrett like flipped a. switch this night we were like it was. this is my uncle by the way all yeah and. this is my best friend that's his cousin. but my friend and I it was like probably.
like 1:00 in the morning and we were. like okay we're going to get ready for. bed and she gets up and she starts. brushing out her hair and then her dad. heard us like kind of moving around in. the room so he comes out in his. underwear and she was going to the. bathroom and he was getting mad at us. cuz he was like y are sneaking out and. we were like no he's like there's boys. outside waiting for you aren't there and. we were like we were like no Garrett. there's no boys outside waiting for us. like we're going to bed he's like why. are you brushing your hair hm we were. like cuz we're about to go to bed and. then he just went outside he walked.
around the block looking for boys that. were not in his underwear he was in like. his tidy whes wait grown man wearing. tidy whes yeah oh they were terrified I. ain't going into that house that's. terrible I would be scarred for life no. but you're thinking of another time we. were just my friend and I were getting. ready to go into the pool it was. probably like 9:00 and I just put my. swimsuit on and I was like sitting on on. her floor waiting for her to change and. her dad we were like 13 or 14 he just. like did not knock and he just busted. through the door and my friend hadn't.
started changing yet and then he sees me. in my swimsuit and he thought I was in. my underwear and he was like whoa sorry. and I was like that's terrible yeah it. was really yeah that's going to be mad. for the rest of his life. yeah I I've. never I don't think I've walked in on. anyone I walked in on my grandma once oh. that was the only person I've ever. walked in on I've never anybody naked. yeah ever so you could never besides you. but that's like intentional no Matt. loves walking in on me naked like he. does it purposely just like I'm in the.
shower and he's like hey go and he's. like looking up in the eyes the whole. time like yeah can you leave we can talk. about what type of cereal we're my. sister walks on me naked every day she's. like Harper she doesn't even care cuz I. used to run around the house naked. that's what m does he acts like it's he. acts like it's normal I'm like M what. you doing every now and then it happens. tell me not this man is literally like. just viola us with his nudity every. single day okay saying saying nudity.
makes it sound bad that's what you do to. us wait I feel like Harper is one of. those kids who was hard to keep clothes. on no mom wouldn't like at like 11: I. stopped running around the house naked. isn't that Abal that's a good age to. stop I guess that's what I meant 11 11. 11 that's crazy that was like last year. no that was like 5 years ago or four 3. years ago no 2020 that's not that long. in Co I would just run around the house. naked I wouldn't care tell you didn't.
about dad my dad he was at home oh well. he he he never comes home uh until like. 6:00 only um he stays at home on. Saturdays and Sundays though because. it's like the. weekend. sorry I I don't want cash to think that. I'm gonna burp yeah I I listen they MAV. just saying that because I Moon them now. and then and now and you you mooned our. grandmas at once our poor little. grandmas are in the car and me and Kate.
are driving and our two grandmas are in. the back seat and they're just talking. and my dad and my mom and all them pass. us on the road and M moons my grandma's. and they're like oh my gosh oh my gosh. yeah I know you were but yeah like no. cash I was trying to get my grandma to. do it back to him that was gonna be. great cash genuinely does. sag isn't it crazy that people there are. some people in the world who get like a.
moon free card like plumbers everyone's. okay with them mooning. us that is. true cash has done it so much like it's. so normal we don't react at all it's. just like oh yeah there's his butt what. that's not normal y'all don't normally. see that it's just whatever culture you. raising man that's just man it's just it. catches you it catches me off guard. sometimes too it doesn't catch me off. guard at all no sometimes I'm just like. what yeah I guess it doesn't catch me.
off no yeah literally if I walk in on my. sister naked she gets all mad at me but. if she walks in on me naked she just. doesn't care and I'm like I always lived. with brothers and like my dad so we just. never no one was ever naked ever really. yeah well thank you so much for watching. this episode guys we'll see you next. time peace.
