I Survived A Plane Crash!

Both of the pilots are unconscious, and. no ONE ON THE PLANE HAS any experience. with a plane. My plane IS GOING DOWN. IMAGINE HOW I'M. REACTING. He had hives all over his. body. NO. CUZ HE WAS STRESSED. YEAH, I WAS STRESSED a little bit that. you would that that something had. happened. it's your brother. The issue I was having is that Maverick. argues with anybody over anything, and. it's exhausting. This morning, I was ARGUING WITH THAT. WALL FOR NO REASON. BECAUSE I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND why why.

it could like there could be a fact. Like there could be A FACT INSTEAD. LIKE. MAVERICK, the sky is blue. And he'll be. like no no no no no no no no no no no no. no no no no no. It is pale. You do not. think the sky is blue. I know. That's. how you work. That's all I'm trying to. say. Like Maverick, the sky is blue. And. he'll be No no no no no no NO IT IS. PALE. BRO, ARE YOU TRIPPING? You do not. think the sky is blue. I know. That's. how you work. No, it's actually crazy. IT'S ACTUALLY CRAZY. WE PLAYED SMASH. BROS. I beat HIM. LOOK AT HIM. NOW HE'S TRYING NOT TO. ARGUE. I BEAT HIM EVERY I BEAT HIM EVERY SINGLE. GAME. EVERY SINGLE GAME. I beat him in a. two V ONE. TWO PLAYERS versus me, and he.

still comes up with an excuse every. single game. We could play right now. I. could beat him. Excuse. Every single. time. Listen. AND YOUR TEAMMATE YOUR OWN. TEAMMATE was like no, bro. He he just. beat us. What? Me and me and me Listen, first off, in that game, we me and Alex. both said, yes, you're better than us. No, you never said that. Yes, we did. We said both OF THE TIMES WE SAID YOU'RE. FIRST, we know that. You're better than. us at the game. And then I said it was me. And then I. beat you. And then MATT, MATT,

WE COULD GO ON AND ON. IT'S NOT JUST THE. GAME. We could we could we could name 20. topics right now. Okay, name them. Like last week when we. were about to film the club video, and. you argued with Cash over everything. Cash said, we need to move the table. Cash said, we need to move the table. You said, no, we don't. Cash said, we. need to sit in chairs. You said, we need. to sit in the bar stools. And y'all. literally like so minor micro things. Why did it matter what chair we sat in? We ended up not using the chairs you. wanted. We ended up coming together and. having a better idea. Oh, wow. just argued with him.

That was all I was saying. it looked good. And it didn't look good. There were better options. I think that if Cash had said, "Oh, we. should keep the table there." you would. have said, "I think we need to move the. table." No, that's what I'm saying. That's what I I'm upset about. I can say. something like I can say, "Mav, I like. y'all sitting on the couch." You'd say, "I think me and Harper need to sit on. chairs from now on." Or I could say, "Mav, I don't think y'all should sit on. the couch anymore. You should sit on. chairs." And you'd be like, "The couch. is it, bro." I THINK YOU JUST LIKE to. disagree. I don't just like to disagree. Unfortunately, I do I I do not think for. that video we needed to move the the.

table. Same. Yeah. I just didn't think we needed to move. the table. I thought we were in a hurry. We needed to shoot this. Like, why move. the table? Like, it's fine. why keep the table there if it's going. to make our video worse quality? He's like, "We're in a hurry. We got TO. SHOOT IT." NO, WE'RE NOT. I DIDN'T THINK. IT MADE IT LOOK ANY BETTER. NOT IN A HURRY. WE'RE TRYING TO MAKE. GOOD CONTENT. WELL, HE needs to dance. Would y'all rather us rush our content. and put out crappy content or move the. table? dancing. Content? I genuinely thought. the table looked better, too. Okay, once. again, this is just another We we could. go We can name 50 more. I listen, again, those are matters of opinion. Th- These.

aren't like the sky is blue. No, it's. not. These are matters of opinion. said that before, though. That the sky's. not blue? No, no, no. You've said I said Mav not. blue. I said, "Mav, you argue to argue.". And you go, "Oh, for sure. A lot of. times I know I'm wrong.". Oh, no, no, no. No, actually the sky. isn't blue. It's the ocean reflecting. Okay, I I don't want to be a like a. Maverick. Be that girl. I don't want to be No, that is true. Yeah. I When I'm. What I'm talking about when I say yes, I. argue to argue is yes, me and Cash will.

argue to argue to each other. And we. will sometimes do it to you, but it's. usually not to do with work or anything. We're just in the car and we want to. argue. That, too. Just just to just to figure. out something out. No, but I do think. you argue with work, too. And like actual situations. intentionally unless I unless I I. generally. you do. No. Sometimes I'll change my mind. through the argument. I think you argue. for funsies. I think it's a good pastime. for you. I think you enjoy it. No, like if we want to argue like, is. Andrew Tate good for society? Like yeah,

we'll sit there and argue that for 30. minutes back and forth. And that's. annoying, too. Just being there for. that. Y'all don't understand. Everyone's. I feel like some people, especially when. y'all were like in 2019 and stuff, I. feel like so many people were like, "Oh. my gosh, like it'd be so fun to like. know Cash and Maverick.". What? Yeah, yeah, like what are you. trying to say? YOU LITERALLY MARRIED THE. GUY. LIKE YEAH, I married the guy, not. the guys. Unfortunately, you kind of. married THE GUY.

YEAH, I I I WOULD SAY YOU ARE RELATED TO. ME NOW. YEAH, YEAH, IT'S actually your. brother-in-law. Imagine Imagine if it. were flipped and you were living with me. and my sister and we argued Personally, I just I would not do that. And you KNOW WHAT? IT'S NOT just It's. not just me who thinks that. You guys. know it, too. You guys know you argue. This was. THIS IS I DON'T EVEN PUT TWO FINGERS. DOWN. WHAT? WHAT? THE TWO FINGERS DOWN? BOTH ARGUMENTATIVE. IT TAKES TWO TO IT. TAKES TWO TO DANCE. NO, I'M JUST SAYING. it's not just me. Y'all know that y'all. argue for funsies. Alex knows you argue.

for funsies. YOU'RE ARGUING FOR FUNSIES. about something like a video game. Yes, we argue about stupid stuff. HAVE YOU EVER been around your mom and. you start like not agreeing on a. situation or she's like, "Guys, please. let's not fight. Let's not fight." It. stresses people out. Not me. Not us. No, it stresses everyone else around you. out, though. That's all I'm saying. Is. that y'all argue for funsies. NOT Y'ALL. NOT Y'ALL. NO, we do argue for funsies. Me and you have literally been like, "This is getting boring. Let's start an. argument.".

What? Yeah, but that literally those sentences have. never came out of either one of our. mouths. It just goes like this. It just goes. like. "Mom's going to get mad if I say this.". And then you'll say it. You say that. stuff. And then you'll back me up and be. like, "Yep." Actually no, no, no, no. Because when we're with your mom, we know how much she values that time. and how much it stresses her out when. you guys argue. done it in a while. The last time I can. think about it is last. have been times when you just say stuff. just to start an argument and it like. upsets her or something. And Cash has.

Cash has been like, "We're not talking. about that. It's going to upset mom.". And you continue on. And then That's not. true. That is 100% true. That is 100% true. And mom asks us, "Please don't talk. about stuff that's going to upset me.". And you say, "I want to upset mom and. ruin Christmas." Mhm. You That's what. I'm getting at. I I must ruin Christmas. That's what I'm getting at. Is you. ruined the Christmas that day. I. remember downstairs we were we were. about to go to. Which Christmas? We're about to go to. some Christmas drone show and. it was actually Andrew Tate. Oh my gosh,

IT WAS ANDREW TATE. HE GOT BROUGHT UP. HE GOT BROUGHT UP and you were like you. were like at the time you were like, "Oh. yeah, like I I kind of like some some of. the stuff he says." No. Yes, I remember. this I don't REMEMBER THIS CONVERSATION. IT WAS IT WAS TATE WAS YELLING at you, mom was yelling at you, my girlfriend. was YELLING AT YOU. OH. OH, THAT'S CUZ I. WAS RIGHT. YO, WHO IS THIS? SEE, OH, NO, THAT'S CUZ I WAS RIGHT. NO, YOU WERE ARGUING. NOT FOR FUN. I WAS ARGUING OUT FOR FUN. IT STARTED OUT FOR THAT WAS THE LAST.

THAT WAS AND THEN HE HE YEAH. NO, THAT WAS THE. THAT ARGUMENT STARTED OUT FOR FUN. WE. WERE BOTH We both knew mom did not like. Andrew Tate and that's why we brought it. up as a joke. No, it started with your. your ex. It did. That's what we WERE. TALKING NO. NO. NO, NO, HOW IT STARTED. WAS YOU WERE LIKE, "If a plane was going. down, would you rather have a female. pilot or a male That's a great question. I LOVE THIS QUESTION. AND THIS LIKE YO, YOU CAN MEASURE YOUR IQ BY THIS, BRO. BABY. I don't If A PLANE IS CRASHING.

THAT WAS HOW IT ALL STARTED. IF A PLANE. IS CRASHING AND BOTH OF THE PILOTS ARE. UNCONSCIOUS AND NO ONE ON THE PLANE HAS. ANY EXPERIENCE with a plane. and you look around the plane and you. say, "We just got to pick someone random. out of us. to land the plane." And you look around. the plane, and there's a. there is like a a like. say 18, there's an 18-year-old girl and. a guy, Mhm. a like 40-year-old girl and. a guy, and like a 70-year-old girl and a guy. And who do you choose?

18-year-old because they're more. experienced like with learning about how. to drive, and they drive. she's crashing and burning. Okay, 18-year-old girl or guy? GIRL. YEAH. SO, SO. OUR PICTURE OUR PICTURE IS THE WORST. OPTION. PICTURE ME TEACHING. MY GIRL. MY MY PLANE IS GOING DOWN. IMAGINE HOW I'M REACTING. Do you think. I've got like I have ENOUGH CONTROL? CALM AT ALL. BECAUSE YOU you wouldn't be calm, so. you'd be conscious. YOU'D BE LIKE, "NO, NO!" AND THEN YOU BOOM AND THEN YOU FLY. DOWN. MY POINT WAS you obviously choose THE. 40-YEAR-OLD MAN. EVEN AS A 20-YEAR-OLD.

DUDE, I WOULD SAY. DON'T CHOOSE ME. YOU WOULD OBVIOUSLY. CHOOSE LIKE THE THE middle-aged man. No. Yeah, that's somebody that's like in. their 30s. Maybe I just disagree. I would look, and I would honestly say, "Who looks like they have a drone. license?". And it's probably someone who's 21. Right, no, BUT I'M SAYING NOBODY NOBODY. HAS ANY EXPERIENCE IN ANYTHING. YOU HAVE TO ASK. RIGHT, I'm saying we. you ask him on the plane. you have to ask like, "Do you have any. the women speaks up and says, "I'M A. PILOT." WELL, THEY'RE GOING TO BE LIKE,

"NO, NO, I'M NOT HER.". I'M IMAGINING YOUR DAD. I'm imagining your dad. Right. Right. I wouldn't want your dad flying. the plane. My dad has flown planes. He. used to fly planes. He almost got his pilot license, and. then his instructor went crazy. I would just say generally, I would look. around the plane, and I would say, "Who's like a not too old, but not too. young guy?". like a buff girl. Wait. Okay. But if if she's skinny if she's. skinny, can she fly the plane? Yes. Then why she got TO BE BUFF? ANYWAYS,

THIS WAS THE ARGUMENT we had. That was. the argument. That was the question. And. who would you choose? A buff girl. And. then and then it was like I don't know. where it went from there honestly. I remember. It went very south and I don't think we. should talk about it. No, let's talk ABOUT IT HONESTLY. WAIT, HOW'D YOU GET TO ANDREW TATE FROM. THERE? WELL, because it was about I. don't know. No, no, no. That was a. completely different topic. Are you. thinking. it was something Andrew Tate said. And. he said that or something. Oh, Andrew. Andrew Tate said I would never get on a. plane FOR GIRLS FLYING.

WE JUST CALLED IT CRAZY. But that's. that's crazy. Yeah, but then that's. then that's when we came up with the the. conversation of who would you choose on. a plane and then it's And there and it. just started an argument. chose like the teenage girl and we were. like, well, that's just dumb. WELL, I. THINK THE WOMEN were all arguing that a. guy or female, it was even. They Well, because I'm NOT TAKING IF THERE'S A 1%. CHANCE, I'M NOT TAKING THAT. I mean, personally. Like. I'm not taking it. No, I think how what.

had happened I think I could fly a. plane. just sit there like it's easy. Plane's crashing and you look at Joe and. Kate, who you picking? KATE OR NO, JOE. WELL, HERE'S THE. THING, YOU CAN JUST LOOK AT KATE ON THE. STEERING WHEEL, SO MAYBE NO, YOU JUST. LOOK YOU JUST LOOK AT. YO, THAT WAS NOT NICE. ACTUALLY YOU EITHER. That I don't think. I can. HAVE YOU SEEN THE THAT'S A LOT. COMING FROM MAVERICK. WHAT? You're not. exactly the tallest fella. Especially when I'm sitting down. I definitely can't SEE OVER THE WHEEL.

I I HAD TO PUT THAT SEAT IN THE CAR at. the highest it can go. Like. just looking at Kate, I would say, nope, she's the last option to land a plane. She's already in tears. I'm already hysterically crying and. hyperventilating. She's probably passed. out from just knowing THE PLANE IMAGINE. A MOUSE RAN UNDER her while SHE WAS. LANDING. OH MY GOSH, REMEMBER ME ON THE. SUPERMAN? Imagine if I actually knew. gosh. Yeah. Yeah. That would be. horrible. knew what? What if you actually did. what? Wait, She was like knew the plane.

was going to crash. She was like. hyperventilating on roller coaster. I. think even if the plane survived, I. think she would have a heart attack. I. probably would. I think I would. literally. Would y'all actually freak out? Like. would y'all freak out? Like It depends. like what type of plane. I WOULDN'T. FREAK OUT. I'D JUST be like, well. Well, I don't know what I would do. I. don't think I WOULD FREAK OUT. HERE'S. THE THING, I'M ACTUALLY IT WOULD. ACTUALLY BE HORRIBLE if the plane was. crashing and the options were between me. and Matt because we would argue to the. death on who's landing the plane. BECAUSE ME PERSONALLY, I'M LANDING THE. WAIT, IF I'M GOING TO BE HONEST, I TRUST.

MATT MORE, I feel like. THERE'S NO SHOT. THERE'S NO. NO, THERE'S NO SHOT. THERE'S NO SHOT. HEY, LISTEN, LISTEN. THERE'S ROOM for both of you because. he'll NEED A CO-PILOT. HEY, IF THEY TRY TO PUT ME IN THE. CO-PILOT SEAT, I'M JUST GOING TO FIRST. CLASS AT THAT POINT. I'm not I'm not I. don't want you in there at all. Cash is going TO SAY ACTUALLY THAT LOOKS. LIKE A GOOD BUTTON TO PRESS. NO, NO, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I SAW HOW. TO LAND A PLANE if like it was crashing?

Yeah. You go like this. If it's if it's crashing like actually. crashing. you you you go like this for a second. and then when you get close to the. ground you go like this. Yeah. And the. plane goes. Ideally, it doesn't really work like. that. But how would you know? Bro, ON MY IPAD. I PLAY A PLANE game so I can I'M GOING. TO GRAB THAT RADIO. I'm going to start. BEING LIKE, "HEY, MAYDAY, MAYDAY. WE HOW DO I GIVE YOU OUR COORDINATES CUZ. WE'RE GOING DOWN." SPIRIT Airlines. failed us again. No, no, Spirit Airlines. is great.

No, IT'S NOT. NO, NO, THEY STOLE MY CLOTHES. DON'T HATE ON. SPIRIT AIRLINES. NO, I WILL HATE ON. THEM. THEY STOLE my clothes and. they took $300 three No, no, no, no, $300,000 worth of my clothes. $300,000 worth of Wow. They needed it, Harper. They needed it. They needed it. I American Airlines stole mine. Really? And I've never bought designer clothes, never. Did y'all not get insurance? No, I've. never bought designer We just got given. them. We were at Fashion Week and the. designer like the.

Dolce & Gabbana. Yeah, Dolce & Gabbana. just randomly sent us like some some of. their clothes in the mail. PR. And we were like, "Oh, sick." And. then like a month later they're like, "Hey, we want you to come to Milan. Fashion Week." And we're like, "Sick. Okay, cool." So we're like they probably. want us to bring the clothes they sent. us for Christmas. So we packed those. with us. Bro, we get on the plane and it's in my. carry-on. I was like, "I'm not going to. put it in my checked bag just in case it. gets lost. It's expensive. I'll put it. in my carry-on." So it's stored like. above me like a few rows back. We get. off the plane and someone took my bag.

Someone stole your bag? Yeah. I'm so. terrified of that. No, what the It was a. bag that like had stickers on it, a. whole bunch of stuff. Like it didn't. look like a normal bag. Like you could. tell that it was someone stole my. just a black bag. It's on site. to me? Overhead, too. No, you know what. No, you know what happened to me? It was. after a cheer. comp comp and I had everything in my. bag. We were in Georgia. We were heading. onto the plane. I accidentally left my. bag with my Oculus, my phone, my whole.

makeup bag, and keep in mind that Oculus. was a lot of money. And I lost my. Oculus. Yeah, pretty much. And um. the bag that I had was like $30, which. was pretty like that big Yeah, it. It hurt my bank account. And and then. when I got onto the plane I was like, "Oh my gosh, I forgot my bag." And my. mom was like, "Well, no, honey, you're. joking." Oh, also I left my credit card. in my phone case. You have a credit card? Or my debit. card. And and I was like, "Oh my gosh, Mom, Mom, like I left it." And we were.

about to take off. I ran off the plane. and in like 2 seconds they started. closing the door. I ran straight. through. Did your mom go with you? No. Your mom's looking at it like this never. happened. Yes, remember Ariana? Oh, yeah. Her mom's saying this never. ever happened. Well, yeah. Yeah. So Harper did not. dramatically run off the plane. A. TRUE STORY LIKE. AND COOL. I HAVE A TRUE STORY on my car person.

us three were traveling and we get on. the plane we sit down and I say okay all. right. And I go I left my bag at security. and then I I decide get up to walk off. the plane and Kate's like LET ME COME. WITH YOU COME WITH YOU BECAUSE I KNEW. THAT IF HE GOT OFF THE PLANE cuz like. for some reason which I don't get this. rule cash had stepped off the doors were. open he had stepped off the plane and. they're like you can't get back on now. that you stepped. no they were saying if I walk out like. the actual terminal cuz we were the last. ones to board like the plane was closing.

and I stressed and Kate was like I'M. COMING WITH YOU I'M LIKE IT'S IT'S. LA airport I got fine without you trust. me and I was like cuz then then I WAS. JUST GOT TO BUY TWO more airplane. tickets back home I was like no I just. want one and she was stressing about me. going back to security to get a plane to. get no wait. I literally was like I'm never going to. see him again I stressed. also yeah. And then I saw him like 3 hours later I. can be honest I'm still mad about the.

pilot thing. But I have one question to. prove it and you know what I won't even. argue it if if you guys all agree with. this question. Okay. all right well wait now let me ask you. so you're choosing me or Maverick to. pilot the plane that's crashing okay. Think about this you'd be flipping out. think about this who handles stress. better me or Maverick. Be honest Kate. I mean. I don't think either of you all get. stressed. But who handles it better?

And then and then and then Mav's over. here like because he doesn't do. anything. Oh yeah I forgot about that. PART NO STRESS. NO NO. LISTEN. WHEN MAV LOST ME IN HAWAII, he had hives all OVER HIS BODY. NO. WAS STRESSED. STRESSED, THOUGH. CUZ HE LOST HIS. BROTHER. WHAT WE SAY, HE WILL ARGUE EVERYTHING. NO. BRO, HAD HIVES ALL OVER HIS BODY. FREAKING OUT. I'M NOT STRESSED. I MEAN, ME PERSONALLY,

you guys want to GO GET COFFEE? LIKE NO, NO, NO, STRESSED. I was stressed. I. wasn't I Yeah, I was stressed a little. bit that you were that that something. had happened. I mean, it's your brother. Like I was like, it had been like 3. hours at this point you'd been out at. sea and you hadn't came back and you. were just ON A TINY LITTLE SURFBOARD. AND THERE WAS NO one else surfing. Like. there it wasn't a surfing area. It's. just a little spot on the beach that we. found. Yeah. Out and yeah, it's like. Well, okay, I need to hear I guess I. need to hear situations cuz I feel like. I've never been Like that you were. stressed. I've never been And I don't.

know what. then I was calm the whole time. Name a. time I was stressed. There was no like. like we were making jokes about you. guys. Like we were like What the Yeah. What the I could have been dead and. you're making jokes. really think you were dead. We just. thought you were lost. were like, I don't see him out there. Where is he? Like yeah, like we figured. you would make it. We. Like we still thought like, he'll show. up eventually. Like. He always does. Yeah. He's never not. came back. he's not going to. But I bet you can't. name even one time I was stressed.

One time you were stressed. Mic drop. Um. How about How about when when we were. Wait, wait, wait. Yeah, I don't know. where this is going, actually, so. How about when we were. Veto, veto. When you would just come and pick me up. and we were driving to Oklahoma and you. were getting a call from your side and I. said, "Let me answer the phone." You. were pretty stressed then. OH, YEAH. HOW ABOUT. YOU WERE STRESSED WHEN THAT COP rolled. up, too. How about when Alex said, "Cash, did you.

tell her yet?" And you hadn't told me. yet. Mhm. That was pretty stressful, wasn't it? No, no. That was. No, no. I wasn't stressed. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, right. I was anxious. Hey, I've never been stressed. That's what I was. I MEAN GENERALLY like I wouldn't. describe that day as like stressful when. you were gone. It was just like. You lost me? Okay, that's kind of It. wasn't. stressful at this point. No, like I'm lost in the ocean. Could be. gone forever. WAS IT WAS IT STRESSFUL?

IT WAS NOT STRESSFUL. SECOND ME. LIKE WE WERE CALM. Like nobody was. freaking out. Gabe was freaking out a. little bit. I WOULD LIKE PEOPLE TO FREAK. OUT IF I'M GONE IN THE OCEAN. Gabe and Tasha were freaking out a. little bit because they were like, oh my. gosh, we were in charge and we just lost. a kid. Um but no. Wow, imagine the loss of a. of us were just kind of like we were. jumping in and out of the pool every. once in a while. Staying cool. A couple of us were keeping watch making. sure. I shouldn't have started this. This is hurting my feelings now. No, like we knew you would show up. Okay, well, moral of the story, I would. trust Maverick to fly the crashing.

plane. Me too. Okay, this is just making Okay, this is actually just making me mad that. every single person in the room says. this. Mom, what about you? It just it does come WITH TO LIKE WHAT. ABOUT BRONWYN? WHAT? UM IF YOU HAD TO PICK someone to. land the crashing plane, me or Maverick, who would you pick? Come on. Come on. you have to pick. She doesn't even know. us. Come on. Come on. Maybe Cash cuz he's taller. NO, MOM. SO I KNEW HEIGHT HAD SOMETHING TO DO.

WITH IT. NO, MOM. LISTEN, HE ALWAYS SAYS. HERE'S WHAT I'M SAYING. NO, IF SHE SAID. JUST WAIT UNTIL IT COMES TO THE LISTEN. TO MY MIC AND YOU'LL HEAR IT. SHE SAID. CASH CUZ HE'S TALLER. When it I don't I. don't know if that has anything to do. with landing the plane, but when it when. it does come to like being. any sort of tech savvy. Yeah. I yeah, that you're good at other. things. Yeah, you're good at uh. uh singing. um and managing you. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he does. He's really good at. managing. to detail. Yeah. He makes sure she.

always gets paid. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, um So. What else am I going to guys? Come on, give me something better than Uh so uh. singing like that voice memo. Yeah, uh. So singing. Okay, we didn't we didn't have to bring. up the voice memo. Uh by the way, I DELETED ALL MY VOICE. memos after you found that. You said YOU YOU YOU KNOW WHAT IT WAS? OKAY, WHEN I SING ON THE MICROPHONE and. I'm trying to get like melodies down, I.

just click the voice memo so I don't. forget the melody. I'm not worried about. singing good, okay? So it was like. No, no, no, no. He he was MORE LIKE. BABY. HE was like bye baby. I. And I'm like. So is this you? I just I can't believe in the whole. three and a half years we've been. together after that first day when you. cleared the air, I've always had full. access and I never thought to go check. out the voice memos and now it's too.

late. Oh, he'll he'll make more. No, I won't. Not Not after that. I'm never Can I Let. me see your voice memos. Let me see your. voice memos. Let me SEE YOUR LET LET ME. SEE YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. NO, BRING THEM OUT. YO, HE'S STRESSING. HE'S STRESSING. I'M STRESSING. ACTUALLY, let them see that app that. record all the time. Oh. No. No. No, can't can't see that. Can't see that. What do I do? Yeah, okay. All right, no, no, don't filter. Don't filter. Give it. to me right now. Give it to me. Give it.

to me. Harper, Do it. Take the phone. No, Matt. Matt. Do it. Do it. Do it. They're not good. Matt, give me give us THE PHONE. MATT, YOU'RE A GOOD SINGER. I don't believe. that. Shut up. Listen. Harper, has he deleted them? No. I don't. feel like he would know what to delete. cuz They're all just named. Yeah, I know. They're lame your. location. So let me see it. All right. All right, let's see. I'm sorry. Oh, we might have to delete some of. these. Some of them might be bad. What? desperate for content at this point.

I'm going to delete these voice memos. Okay, that one's actually not that bad. Yeah, you were actually sounded good. That kind of WAS GOOD THOUGH. HE'S TRYING TO troll him, but he's. literally as good at singing. Yeah, he. sounds he sounds like mine. Okay. Oh.

THAT'S OUR INTRO. YOU'RE IN THAT ONE TOO, SO BE CAREFUL. WHAT YOU PLAY. OH SHOOT, I'M IN THIS. ONE. YO, WE WERE LIKE, LET'S MAKE an intro. for the podcast that's like funny and. like really stupid. So, this is what we. came up with. No, you got to keep playing it. No, no, no, I NEED A FUNNIER ONE. HOLD ON. Tell us if we should add this in. Let's see.

Oh wait, hold on. Oh wait, standby, standby. our. intro. That was like a 2:00 a.m. bad idea. And. then in the morning we were like, yeah, this. They thought THEY WERE GOOD. YEAH, IT'S. GREAT. IT'S GREAT.

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There you go. Okay, yeah. That's what yours sounded like and you. didn't play that. Stop trying SO HARD THOUGH. WAIT, WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS ON HERE?

OH, IS THIS A SONG? I don't know. I was. just. All right, you can have it back. All right, that wasn't as embarrassing. as you thought it was. voice memo? I was stressing though. I. don't think I have any. Why don't I have voice memos? Mom, can. you hand me my phone? Like just to talk. to myself? Voice memos? Yeah. Mom. Oh, oh, we have voice recordings from a. YouTube video we filmed. And then Target target, we were using it. as our mic Um, that's lame. Okay, I. don't know. Yeah, let's see Harper's. voice memos. Thank you, Mom. Yeah.

What's my phone at? My phone's at five. Hey, why is your phone always dead, bro? Give it to me. Okay. Some of them are. just for acting. Like, I have to do like. standby, rolling, and action. Let's see. Feeling like I got. no friends in town. is going to be so bad. Okay, 2 minutes and 40 seconds. That's. kind of long. It's. I'm a ghost. There's something Oh, no, that that was just a FaceTime that I. thought they were talking bad about me. on.

Standby. Were they? Yes. Oh, nice. Did. your phone. Did you send it to them? What is going. on? Yeah, my phone died. Let's go. Wow, your phone died? Yay. Okay, so now. they don't have to see the rest of them. You don't want to know what's in the. rest of them. Truly humbling. Yeah. Have. you ever set a voice memo while you're. like talking to someone to record the. conversation? Yeah. Really? You know. what I did once? I know it sounds fake, but I was in sixth grade and I was like, "I know it sounds fake." Yeah, if you. START TO SAY THAT "I KNOW IT SOUNDS. FAKE," it's fake. Oh. It is 100% fake.

My mom was like, "How dare you?" Oh my. gosh, have y'all seen that really funny. clip on um the news where he's like, "Womp womp.". Yeah. What? seen that. Yeah. You knew it by that? Well, BECAUSE. BECAUSE IT'S LIKE A THING GOING AROUND. RIGHT NOW where people like people, you. know, people get like pressed about. anything. Yeah. And um it's like someone will be all. like, "I can't believe that someone said. this to me and it's just so wrong and. this is all messed up and America. sucks." And then it it's a stitched. video and someone's like, "Womp womp.".

Because they just don't care about the. problem. It's like. No, somebody look up on TikTok news reporter. um womp womp. So funny. Okay, that made me think of a. The original womp womp. Of that one guy who kept going on the. news and saying that one inappropriate. thing. Oh my gosh. You can't like you can't. like that references that. And you can't. but he somehow like kept finding news. channels and they're bombing their. videos and he kept saying such. inappropriate things. And he was wearing a hoodie one time. like this. like disguised. WEARING A HOODIE AND THEN HE HE WAS.

disguised like this. No. They put the. mic up to him and he says it again. And. then he turns to the dude and he's like. AND THEN THEY'RE LIKE. AND THEN IT'S LIVE. IT WAS SO FUNNY. That's so funny. Do you know what he's. talking about? I had no idea. I got to. gosh, you're going to know. It's so funny. He just kept going. I. don't know how he found so many news. channels reporting live. I don't know how he got them to do it. with the hood up. I it's okay, but. listen to the womp womp.

Oh, I was trying to find it. Is this it? Yeah. They just say they just Hold it to the. mic. Do it again. I had a 10-year-old uh girl. with Down syndrome who was taken from. her mother and put in a cage. I was mad. about. And that was on live TV. How can he do that? And then and then. listen to the rest. It says, "How dare. you?" Did you say womp womp to a. 10-year-old with Down syndrome who was. taken from her mother? It's so bad.

No, WE HEARD YOU. YOU SAID WOMP WOMP. YO, THAT'S LIKE THE. WAIT, WAIT, NO, I got the best news. interview. I GOT THE BEST ONE. WAIT, IS. IT TWO DIFFERENT news channels that were. arguing? Yeah. Oh. It's It's definitely. like CNN and Fox Sports or something. the same. Oh my gosh, a 10-year-old girl gets put. in a cage, womp womp. That that's. terrible. That's actually crazy that he said that. This is the best one. Okay, I HAVE TO. YOU HAVE TO THROW this one up on the. screen, but listen to this.

Don't put it in the mic. He's going to. put it on the screen. Well, he can mute. the mics. Ask any woman if she would choose her. car over her children and she'd take the. kids any day, whereas I would question a. lot of men out there quite frankly. Tracy, I can't believe what I just heard. you say. longer Mark. Let me tell you. It is. because we are stronger and we are. happier at the end of the day than most. men and that is factual and you know it. When when men are married to women who. scream like you, they just want to die.

sooner. THAT'S FUNNY. THAT IS FUNNY. THAT'S the. best comeback of probably ALL TIME. AND HE SAID HE NEVER MARRIED TO WOMEN. LIKE YOU. THEY PROBABLY want to die sooner. That's Like I can't think of a funnier. comeback. No, I couldn't come back from. that if I was the girl who was. screaming. I WOULD HAVE JUST SAID THAT. SHE'S LIKE, AND WHAT do you say after. that? You're just done for. Like like if I was a guy and I was. married to you, I would just want to. die. Or the one Have you seen the one.

where it's like, what would you like to. know whether boy? OH MY GOSH. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW WHETHER BOY? WHAT WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW WHETHER. BOY? And he was like. So funny. And he was And then he was. like, where's his mom? Funny. Oh my gosh, no. Like I loved. watching news bloopers. Bro, I like when. you get the kids on the news. I know. APPARENTLY. APPARENTLY. YEAH, HE LOOKS LIKE ME. HE LOOKS LIKE A. GINGER.

And it's like this like 7-year-old red. headed kid came AND HE'S LIKE, APPARENTLY I'VE NEVER I'VE NEVER BEEN TO. THE FAIR BEFORE AND APPARENTLY. I LIKE IT. Apparently my GRANDPA SAID. APPARENTLY. NO, I CAN DO A PERFECT IMPRESSION OF. HIM. He just heard the words apparently. and so he needed to use it. He just he. would not stop using the word. apparently. WELL, APPARENTLY I UH. OH MY GOSH, YOU SOUND JUST LIKE HIM. UH MY MY GRANDPA, HE UH APPARENTLY GOT.

ON THE ROLLER COASTER AND UH THREW UP. IT WAS SO FUNNY. JUST LIKE HIM. OKAY, OKAY. LIKE HE'S LIKE, "OH, SO. APPARENTLY MY GRANDMA WAS ON TELEVISION. BEFORE AND APPARENTLY I'VE NEVER BEEN ON. TELEVISION BEFORE." And so. it, Cash. It's so funny, bro. You'll play IT SAFE. "APPARENTLY I'VE. NEVER BEEN on television before.". "APPARENTLY I'VE NEVER BEEN ON live. television before.". Play it. It's live. to eat it to live, but we got.

we got some nasty Wi-Fi. Eat. Yo. No Wi-Fi? I turned it off. Oh. wait, I'm not connected to Wi-Fi. Maybe. that's why. Oh, here it is. Here it is. Apparently. I've never. Yeah. It was great. And apparently I've never. been on live television before. But. apparently sometimes I don't watch this. I don't watch the news because I'm a kid. and apparently every time apparently. grandpa just gives me the remote after.

we watch the Powerball. Tell me about the ride. What did you. think about the ride? Well, it was great. Because apparently you're spinning. around and apparently every time you get. dizzy. Yeah, before you stools get dizzy. Yeah. And I've never ever been on live. television. I've never ever been on live. television. Are you excited? Yeah. THAT'S SO CUTE.

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She did. Yeah, I ne- I never wanted to become. vir- Actually, yes, I did. But. I became viral. asked for this, Lord. I never asked for. it. When you started your TikTok, were. you trying to become like a TikToker? No. Really? I did not care about it. I Me Me and. Sophie were just like, "Oh, yeah, let's. like create a TikTok account." And like. I don't know, like just be like a get. ready with me person, but we made it. like funny. And then she left my house. the next day cuz we had a sleepover. Then when she left, then I made one cuz.

it was a shared account, and then I made. one, and then it went viral. And I was. like, "A million views? Two million. views? Three million?". I remember when she posted her own video. cuz like. she got so much hate because like you'd. posted a video and everyone loved it. loved it, and then she posted one that. like it was like kind of downgraded, I. guess, and like they thought that she. wasn't funny. That's exactly That's what everyone said. about me and Maverick. It's crazy. No, actually Cass was trying to get famous. for like 6 months, couldn't get famous, and then so I was like, you know what?

I'll give it a shot. And This isn't. true. I caught my phone. It's not true? I remember you did the. math and you would get a million. followers by the time you were like 409. Oh yeah, you did tell me that. You were. like, I'll be 409. what happened. Here's what happened. I was trying to get a bunch of followers. and do all the stuff on social media for. like 2 years, and then finally I had. 20,000 followers after 2 years. Mhm. And I was making like And I was making. like a little bit of money off social. media and Matt was like, "Hmm, Cash is making a little bit of money off. social media. I guess I'll give it a.

try." And in 1 week. he got 100,000 followers. Oh, it was. like a month. It No, it was It was week. It was not a week. It was a week. Because your video got featured on. musically and you got 100k followers and. I got 20k in 2 years and his first video. ever got featured. Wasn't it the one. where it's like. It wasn't my first one where it was. dangerous. It was Okay, it was like your. first four. It was the bull one? You. dance on the top of the bull. No, that. one got featured, too. Yeah. All of his. kept getting featured. And then.

he passed me. But then I made a new. account cuz I thought I was shadow. banned. And I made a new account, but my. ones that got featured were always ones. of us together. And I MADE A NEW ACCOUNT. AND I PASSED HIM AND HE NEVER caught me. since. We were like equal to like a million. We. were like always within like. 10, 20k. Going back and forth. Listen. So, why do you think why do you. think Wait, no, no, no. I have a. question. He's the one that He's the one. that came at me and said No, I just have. a question. Why do you think you stopped. growing at like No, I'm just asking. I'm.

genuinely asking. Why do you think you. stopped growing at like 12 million and. he stopped growing at like six Well, he's I guess he You're still growing. You still like hit points now. But why. do you think he was at like 16 million. and you like stopped at 12? Well, I'm at. 13. But Well, okay. Wait, pull your mic. down. Now, but like why do you think. that is? Um I think a girlfriend for the most. part was like the slow passing. It's. like not like most of our fans like like. Cash because of the idea of him being. single and they could date him I feel. like.

Like Justin Bieber. I think. I think I produce better content. Oh, I didn't mean to start anything. Hey, you're the one that started this. conversation. You said. No, the first like 2 years everything we. filmed was together. Yeah. film anything like separate. Did y'all think it was like really weird. when y'all saw me first? Like. Yeah. I'm going to say this and it's cold. Oh. Oh, it's cold. But I'm I'm only saying. this because. what he said. What did I say? I don't.

know what you said. You said you said. you teleported I don't know what you. mean. YOU SAID YOU SAID YEAH and then I. passed Cash in like 1 week. I No, I said. it was a month. You said a week. I SAID. 1 MONTH. I SAID A WEEK. YOU WERE FLEXING. on me. I wasn't ACTUALLY. YOU WERE. TRYING TO MAKE ME FLEX. NO, HE WAS. FLEXING. WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING THAT. you said? What was said when Mason said he got. 100k and I had 20? What was said? He. said Cash I've been doing it for forever. and then I just decided I wanted to do. it so I did it better than him or. something like that. Yeah, yeah, yes you did. You said something.

like that. I SAID THE VIDEOS THAT GOT FEATURED. YEAH. THE VIDEOS THAT GOT FEATURED WERE. BOTH of us in there. It was my videos. but it was both of us. How does it feel to. be crushed? I'm just. honestly my life is pretty hard with. only 13 million followers. It's it's. really hard out here. No, that's not. what I was going to say. Imagine how. THAT MUST FEEL. I ONLY HAD 2 million. Wait, no. Don't. cancel me because Charli D'Amelio got. canceled for that. She did. many are you at? 4 mil. Well, 3.9 but. How long you been doing it?

9 months. Since February. 9 months and you're at. almost 4 mil? Guys, I told y'all there's nothing. special about me. Okay, how long you've. been doing it? There's nothing special. about me either. I'm just a weird kid. 3. and a half years. 3 and a half years and. you're at two? I told y'all I literally. there's nothing special about me. I'm. not funny enough to get. Mason's face. Now you can't be making. faces. There was a month where me and Cash got. on our on our Cash and Mav account, we. got over a million followers in one. month. See, tell me that's not flexing. All right, yeah, same though. No, that. was like a flex for both of y'all. Yeah, it was like Yeah, but I'm humble. Boy. Oh. Uh actually, if I recall saying.

that to you. on multiple occasions. He said, "I'm. humble." But I've heard him say, and I. think everyone in this room can attest. to this on multiple occasions. Actually, it makes you sound really bad. Oh yeah, Charlie lost like a million on. every time we're filming a video. Um. excuse me, guys. Um who has more. followers? Okay, that's a joke. That's that's a. joke. Okay, at least I'm not going to hit a. million twice. Is it a joke? Cuz you do have more. followers, so it's like Yeah, that's. crazy. twice. Oh, you are going to hit a. million twice. no. He he he You will hit a million.

twice. He used to always have a million. followers on Instagram. Now he has like. 940. Listen, I don't post on Instagram. He lost a million. I don't do Instagram. YOU FELL OFF, BRO. I QUIT INSTAGRAM like two years ago. Why? Yeah. Uh when they changed their. algorithm from timeline feed to like um. videos? No, it's like. now it's just like recommended. So like. I'll get stuff on my Instagram that like. half my Instagram feed is stuff I don't. even follow. But like everyone that does. social media it literally just cross.

posts their TikTok to their Instagram. He already films the sometimes. He films. content, but he just won't post it to. Insta. I could post them on Reels, but even. like my Reels like I'll get a Reel that. gets like 300k views, and it just. doesn't get followers like you do on. TikTok and stuff. I mean, I get my. Instagram grows. Slowly but surely. Like that's the only reason I was. literally heart stuck. Before I posted Reels I had like no. followers on Instagram. I think I had. like maybe 30 or 40. And the second I. started posting on Instagram, I actually.

got followers. Like Reels or just Reels? Reels on my Instagram, so I'm probably. How long do you think your Instagram can. go? When do you think it'll stop. dropping? was at like 1.1 or 1.2 million, and now. he's at 900k. gain some, but I also lose some. But you're Are you losing more than. you're gaining? Yes. Oh, that's it. I lose like a. hundred. a day probably. Like a hundred followers a day. Oh my. gosh, I'm so sorry. It's actually hard to sleep at night. I. hope you I hope you get well soon, man. I'll bring you a present. do you lose a day? Uh we're not talking.

about that. We don't talk about that. Who still has a million? ON TIKTOK HE used uh he Let's see. Let's. see how many you lose a day. TikTok he showed me No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO, NO, NO. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WHAT DID YOU SAY? 6,000 A. DAY. OKAY, there was a time period I was. losing 6,000 a day on TikTok, but we're. past that. Oh, really? Because we have We have We. have LIKE THE TOP PODCAST EVER. This is. true. Yeah, our YouTube gets like. 200,000 subscribers a month, so. No, more like a Yeah, we're getting. We're getting 300 million views a month. on the podcast. I'm getting over 9.

million views on my shorts. See, that's a fake laugh. No, that was. Yeah, but that was like obviously fake. I thought it was genuine. Wait, Harper, I got a question for you. now, since I'm pressing Turn the light. off behind you. Since I'm pressing everyone about. Instagram Yeah. Uh When are you going to start posting. like an influencer, since you are an. influencer? You got to start posting on Instagram. Because you actually have like fans. You. don't just have followers like the rest. of us do. You have fans. Oh. Okay, listen. I get you being at 2.

million and all, like you want to. include everyone else You KNOW YOU HAVE. A FAN. MAN, HE REALLY TRIES TO TURN. around and say he's humble after THAT, TOO. IT'S CRAZY. I'M JUST saying I have the numbers, but. if I were to part like put out merch, I. don't know. Please follow me. 2 million is not. enough. No, 2 million when I was at 2. million I was screaming on the floor. I. was so excited. that? Like 6 months ago and now you're. at almost 4 million. It's crazy, guys. I'm really happy. Um. keep on going. for me. It's all for me. Yeah, and if.

you guys want to do some charity work, my TikTok is Kate Marie with an S at the. end. But mark my words, happiness does. not come from followers. It does. But it. I was really depressed right BEFORE AND. NOW. NOW I. But it SURE DOES HELP. IT DOES. I MEAN, I've always wanted to. get noticed. I've always wanted to be. mobbed. I've always wanted to be. I don't know. There, you say it, famous. You always wanted to be cash. I've. always No. Yeah, you did. She used to be.

a fan of me. Now I got her. Yeah, now. she's so quick to dip out of the to dip. out of here after we're done filming. I. I literally made a video for Harper. What do you mean? Saying your sister. When your sister met. me, she said, "Hey, can you make a. video? My my little sister is a big. fan." And I made a video saying, "Hi. Harper, what's up? Thank you so much for. watching our videos." And then like. No, he said, "Yo, what's up, Harper?". And then and then like 3 months later. she blew up. Wait, Harper. No, it was 2. weeks later. Did you like actively watch. watch his TikToks? No, I just saw that one sunburn video. before the wedding. And then I was like,

"Oh, that's so cool." And then I like. watched y'all for like a day. Like like. at at night I like just stalked y'all. and then I got off and then I was a fan. know we like live near you? No. Oh. I. remember you cuz okay, so our TikTok. username it throws people off. It's Cash. and Katie cuz that's just what was. available. But like. Bro, I used to call Kate Katie. I I I don't And I remember you when you. came over. You were like. Hi Katie. You were like, "Katie, can you. want to make this video?" And something. and I was like, "Oh, yeah." And Paige. was like, "Oh, she calls you Katie. That's so cute." And I was like I was.

like, "Yeah, like but like most of the. time in public people actually do call. me Katie. Really? Yeah, but that's what my name is. That's. what my name is on social media, but. Yeah. Yeah, Cash Kate Cash and Katie was. taken. So But our YouTube Cash and Katie. was the only But on YouTube Cash and. Katie was taken, so our YouTube is Cash. and Kate. Yeah, I mean, we're Cash and Kate. everywhere, but TikTok Cash and Katie. was taken, so our Cash and Kate was. taken, so it's Cash and Katie. But we I. mean, you can call me Katie or Kate or. anytime. Yeah, I just remember coming. over.

Uh. and I was wearing a red shirt and my. Aviator Nation sweatpants. that. That was the first time you came. over. Yeah. It's Yeah. You were so little. Well, it was about 2 months ago. She's not exactly like this. NO, BUT ONE. DAY HARPER'S actually going to grow up. She's going to be an adult one day. That's going to be weird. I I don't want. to be an adult. I don't want you to either. I don't want to do that. I don't want to. pay taxes. one day soon, your mom is going to have. to drive you over here. That's crazy. That is uncomfortable.

Yeah, when Harper just whips up by. herself AND LIKE. YEAH. CALLING YOUR MOM IMMEDIATELY. I'm getting a pink Porsche and I'm. saving up for one. A what? A pink Porsche. A pink Porsche. pink Porsche. That's how you're going to spend your. money. look really good totaled. No. Okay, if I'm going to be honest, I think. I just want to get like a small little. Like I know this sounds like a big car, like a "Ooh, you're spending so much. money." But um I really want to get a. little white BMW. That's cute. I feel.

like the pink Porsche sounds like more. money than the little white BMW. Yeah, yeah, I know. Why Why Why Do you. want a convertible or something? No, I. just want like a small car with pink. interior, light pink interior. not exterior? Would you get a Tesla? Uh. I don't know. I feel like it'd be hard. to charge. Is it hard to charge? No. I charge at my. house. No, but it's hard at an apartment. like a 2012 Chevy Cruze? Nope. Tell me. about it. Oh, wait. Do y'all have one? Yeah. I. mean, I I would get one. I. I I just like don't think it's my style,

personally. Yeah, we have a 2012 Chevy. Cruze. The yellow? A lot a lot of miles. Yellow? What? The. yellow car y'all have. No, that was the. Oh, that was a Camaro. the sister's car. Oh. My sister has a Camaro. Maverick has a. Tesla. Your mom Your mom and dad have a sports. car. And I have a Chevy Cruze. And then he decided he wanted a truck, so he said, "Here, Kate, you can drive. the Chevy Cruze every day and I'll drive. my A big truck until I total it." Yeah, and then I totaled it. Oh, no. Hi, baby.

Oh, I missed you. Giving. in to my intrusive. thoughts. Or don't. Okay. What if I never die? Oh. Enough death. No more death. I feel like we're going to get banned if. I keep talking about. I asked some questions on my Instagram. the other day. for the other podcast that we're going. to do. Truth and love. Go check it out. But Slight plug. Slight plug. Um but What? You seem.

offended by us. I'm just not used to other PEOPLE. PLUGGING STUFF. YO, CHILL. WAIT, YOU'RE RESURRECTING. Don't go TO. THAT UNTIL YOU'RE DONE WITH THIS VIDEO. Um but one of the questions we got on. there. video. was. can guys and girls be just friends? No. Heck, yeah. I'm saying No, they cannot. Oh. Sorry, what? Did you tell Kate about this? Is. this another. time where. a lot of girlfriends. I mean, I have one. girlfriend.

Hm? That makes no sense. And I also have a wife. Okay, who's your girlfriend? And I'm friends with the girl. And. I'm also married to Kate. So Who are you. friends with? It's Huh? Who's your friend? Maverick. Okay. Now that I really look at him She's. really laughing like it's funny. Now that I really look at him He does. look like a girl. Hey, yeah. They might choose you to land. the plane, but if somebody looks like a. girl, that's you.

No. If the plane I just don't look manly in. the back OF THE PLANE. NO. IF THE PLANE GRANDMAS COME TO YOU AND. THEY'RE LIKE, "I love your hair. Where. do you get it done?" Like. And it did happen. happen. No, grandmas have me in Walmart. They're. always like pulling at my hair like, "Oh, can we please switch hair? Can I. just cut it off and we can glue it on?". Okay. Grandmas Grandmas be saying the weirdest. things. Like they literally be saying. that, "Can just. TAKE ALL YOUR HAIR OFF YOUR HEAD and. just rip it off and put IT ON MINE?". IT'S LIKE, "OH MY GOD.".

OR THEY'RE LIKE, "CAN I TAKE OUT MY. DENTURES, PULL OUT YOUR TEETH, and put. YOURS IN MINE?". ANYTIME WE DO ANYTHING ANNOYING, she'd. be like, "I'm going to lift YOU UP BY. YOUR EARS and nail you to the wall." I'M. LIKE, "WHAT?". THAT IS CRAZY. I'M GOING TO SHARPEN YOUR. TOENAILS AND STAB YOU INTO THE FLOOR. THAT IS A CRAZY STATEMENT. YOU'RE GOING. TO HANG ME TO THE WALL BY MY EAR. WE. WERE AT THE. and there was a police officer in there. getting adjusted, and a little elderly. woman. He's just like checking out. She. comes up and she like starts feeling his. bicep and she's like,

"Oh, it's so big and strong." But she's. a little old lady, so she can get away. with it. But like if I walked up to the. dude and started doing that, that would. not be socially acceptable. No, because. you're married, KATE. I'M SURE SHE WAS MARRIED. I'M SURE SHE'S. BEEN MARRIED BEFORE. OH. BEFORE. Maybe multiple times. Like I don't I. don't know. Now, little old ladies, they. can say whatever they want and do. whatever they want. My grandma is a. strong grandma, when I tell you. My. grandma's strong. MY GRANDMA'S STRONGER.

LET ME TELL YOU MY GRANDMA. WHEN I WAS. LIKE 16, I they said, "Arm wrestle grandma." That. was a year ago. THAT WAS NOT A YEAR AGO. THAT WAS NOT A YEAR AGO. I WAS 16. THIS IS NOT EVEN A MADE UP STORY. My grandma was working out. And my. grandma's probably. Our grandma's probably like. what, 72-ish. Probably like. mid-low 70s. And My grandma's 70. What if she's not. and you're offending her? No, she's. definitely She's definitely low 70s. And. they were like, "Arm wrestle grandma,

Cash." I'm like, "I'm not arm wrestling. my grandma. I don't want to hurt Like. she got a bad shoulder. Like it's just. Like why would we do that?" And we arm. wrestled and I'm talking It wasn't even. close. Like like we said go and my arm was just. down on the wood. It was not a good situation. So I've. been working out ever since. Now she's 75 and I'm going to rematch. her. Oh, no. I should. it was crazy. It wasn't just instantly. down. It was like one of those where. it's like, "Go." And everyone's like, "Cash, are you going to It was LIKE. THIS. AH, GRANDMA. GRANDMA, CASH, FIGHT.

BACK. FIGHT BACK. LIKE YOU TOLD ME. ABOUT YOUR GRANDMA. YOU TOLD ME ABOUT. YOUR grandma and I was like, "She's a. She's a grandma. She's not that crazy.". And then I saw her jump on the kitchen. table to chase Cash around. No. She. crawled across the table cuz Cash had. said No. I did. I said something and my. 70-something-year-old grandma jumps on. the table Oh. and crawls across THE KITCHEN TABLE. WITH A KNIFE. NO, I NO. THE MOST THE most humbling thing is when. is when somebody is like not trying in.

arm wrestling match when they're like, "Oh, no. I'm not trying at all. No. I'm. not trying." And then And then you shove. them down and they're like, "No, I. wasn't trying. Let's do a rematch." And. then And then you totally get down. Sounds like something Maverick would. say. What? I like your glasses. Maverick does always look you flat like. Before Before the podcast started, he. said, "Dude, like this one guy he said. he was so mad at me because like he kept. bringing girls to come dancing and they. kept wanting to dance with me.". a true story. I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY. YEAH, BUT YOU ALWAYS say stories that. it's like. Wow. YOU'RE COOL. THAT'S SO COOL. WOW. That's a cool guy. girls to dance and.

then then they just kept wanting to. dance with me. It's crazy. And the guy said he hated me. No. No, that's exactly WHAT YOU SAID. YOU SAID YOU SAID I GOT I JUST MADE. FRIENDS WITH A GUY that hated me, but he. didn't know he hated me. Why did he hate you, Mav? Cuz all the girls wanted to dance with. you. So, I always wear these glasses when I. go dancing and. Oh, yeah. You wear these little glasses. I know. I just wear them cuz they're. funny. You know why I wore the glasses? Cuz you're different. No. I wore the glasses initially. They're. these big like clout goggles like funny.

glasses. Yeah, they were trending when I was in. middle school. Yeah. Okay. Well, yeah, those are Those By the way, bro, you need to Those are way out of date. Update them. They're just called as clout goggles. Yeah. Listen, okay. I do. But, the. reason I wore THEM IS CLOUD GOGGLES AND. SAYS "HOORAY!" LISTEN, I WORE them one. time and I was like, "Wait a second. Why. do people want to dance with me now that. I'm wearing these?" And then I was like, "Oh, people started noticing me like being. like, "Oh, that guy can dance cuz he cuz. I I was like memorable." I wasn't just. another dude wearing all black there.

And I was like, "Oh." So, then I started. wearing them and I started getting way. more dances. And then a guy came up to you and said, "Oh, the girls dance with you.". No, that's essentially what I'm getting. at with this. No, he said this guy was. all sides because like all the girls. wanted to dance with me. What did he say the other day that me. and you were like, "There's no way he. just said that.". You were like oh, you were like. You were talking to someone else and it. was when you had people over and you. were so casually were like. "Yeah, it's just sometimes I can like. tell when a girl is like nervous to. dance with me just cuz like I'm I'm.

pretty good, you know? So, I can tell. when they're pretty nervous to dance. with someone like that with me.". I can't You did say that. They'd be. shaking. They'd literally be shaking. Oh. my gosh. I'm not kidding. that and you were you were. mid-conversation with somebody that we. didn't know so we were like, "Okay.". But, then we talked about it later and. we were like. No. And so, initially like. something that you shouldn't you. shouldn't say to someone in a. conversation though. It was another. dancer. Like even if even if a girl was. nervous to dance like dance with you, coming up and saying "Yeah, these girls. are like nervous to dance.". No, no, no. THAT JUST LIKE Y'ALL ARE.

CONFUSED WITH WHAT I MEAN by that and. the other dancer knew what I meant. It's. not nervous because like they think I'm. cute or anything like that. They get. nervous because you're a good dancer. this. It's like if Tom Brady can go to a. game and be like, "Yeah, they they say. they say like I throw the ball pretty. well.". Bro, like it'd be like you're so. confused. IT'D BE LIKE, "OH, YOU WERE. COOL. NOT ANYMORE." I KNOW WHAT you. mean. And it would be it would be cool. if I was talking to someone. When a good. dancer asks me to dance like a really. good dancer, I get nervous. I'm like, "Oh, freak. Like I got to I got TO. DANCE.". LIKE I WANT TO MAKE SURE like I do like.

I'm like okay, I. like she's used to like really good. dancers. Like I don't I don't I can like. dance at your level. Okay. And and and people are nervous to dance. with a girl AND Y'ALL ARE BEHIND THE. PLANE OF SOMETHING he's never done. Bro, I'm not First off, I'm not jumping. behind Yeah, I am. I don't want anyone. else to land the plane but me. I don't. trust anybody. Why are y'all still mad about this? He's. still mad about the plane. Like he is so. heated about the plane that he did 45. minutes ago. Maybe he'll Maybe he'll be. looking manly in the back, but you'll be. landing the plane.

Anyways. I wonder if somebody has said. that before. The dog. I can't wait for that dog to be out of. here, man. Oh, why would you say that? The fact that we have normalized just. dog What is everyone looking at? An. animal. It's an animal in the house. Yeah, we just normalized bringing. animals inside our home, taking care of. them, feeding and watering them, and. cleaning up their poop. And you're. literally You're literally a human. servant to them for entertainment. Like. make friends. Yeah. Literally, your. friends will poop in the toilet. It has.

fur and it's cute. Sometimes they do. There's cute humans. You can find one of. those. Like Like. But like a What do you mean? Like cute. humans? What about like Do you mean like. hot humans or cute humans? Either or, I. guess. Gooey gooey gooey goo. Okay. Yeah, go I mean, there's babies. AND THERE'S LIKE LIKE I HEARD these. people talking and I was like that's. actually the most out of pocket rude. thing to say. It was so mean, girl. Who? were like I'm not going to say. I'm not going to say. Why? But I'll tell you after. But it was like.

a podcast and they were like, "Oh my. gosh, it's literally so freaking weird. when people obsess over other people's. babies. Like just go have one of your. own." I was like Like what if you can't? I was like, "What do you mean? What? Like what It's not weird to think. a baby is cute." That's all I'm saying. I thought it was rude. You always think that's weird. I'm. always like, "Kate, look at that baby.". She's like, "Don't stare at it. Don't. stare at it." I'm like, "What's it going. to do? Is it going to get nervous?" I. personally, if I had a baby and people. stared at the baby, obviously I'd be. like, "Oh my gosh, it's a baby. People. think babies are cute." But me, I'm. thinking about what that person is.

thinking. And when there's just like. some guy cuz Cash doesn't try to like. just take a glance. Like he like if if. you're a baby, he's just like. He's just. from like across the aisle, he'll be. making faces at it. And I'm like some. parents will get mad at that. I don't. know who. People are sensitive. I'd get mad if you made my baby start. crying. I'd be like, "Really, man? Really?". I'm sure they That's what I'm saying. I. look at a baby and I'm like, "Hey, baby. Hey, baby." Cuz I don't WAVE AT THE. BABY. DON'T DON'T STARE AWAY. BECAUSE I'M GENUINELY people are so. sensitive and get offended so easily. I.

don't want to get yelled at for Cash. waving at a baby. If somebody talked to. me for waving at a baby, I would tell. them. I was waving at your baby. No, but also. also. I I guess it's part of me is just my. brain works like this cuz I'm a girl. But if I had a baby and I was just like. a mom alone with my baby and there was a. guy staring at me, I would immediately. be alert. I'm not staring LIKE THIS. NO, EITHER WAY. "HI, BABY." No matter how you're. staring, if you're staring like that, if. you're just looking, if you're not. smiling, I'm going to be alert cuz.

you're a guy staring at me with my. child. And I might have my hand in my belt bag. Oh, I can't say that one here. Why? You don't know why her hand is in her. belt bag. She's going to have her phone. in her hand. I'm going to have my phone in my hand. I'm going to make sure. Wait, why why. wouldn't you Why can't you say that? Because you know what's in her belt bag? Pepper spray? Lipstick. No. A Nerf blaster. Lipstick taser. What what would be. What would be in your belt bag? Listen, moving on. No, what would be in.

your belt bag? A PASSY? LIKE WHAT I'M SAYING. HEY, HEY, BABY. NO, THE SLOBBER. I can't. I'm stressing. No, I a poopy diaper, that would scare. that would scare me away. stress me out. Done. No, okay, actually that No, but. that's why I tell you cuz I'm like I. don't want you to freak a mom out cuz. you're literally just a grown guy. staring at her. I stare at. they don't think about that. Maybe. that's just me assuming that's what.

they're thinking. Bro, I'm always scared. I'm like, "Are. you expecting?" Or no, one of my friends. one time said to a teacher, "Are you. expecting?" Was she expecting? No. Oh, that's that's no good. I fell. for that trap before. Yeah, don't do. that. That's rough. I just feel like. they're like, "No." I'm like, "You. weren't expecting this?". There's literally there's no correct. There's no correct way to ask a woman if. she's pregnant. Like you just got to. wait for her to tell you she's pregnant. Like a woman could be 9 months about to. burst and if she tells you you're.

pregnant, you have to be surprised. LIKE, "I'M PREGNANT? NO WAY. YOU LOOK SO. SKINNY. YEAH, BECAUSE WHAT IF you say, "I can see that.". You know what I'm saying? There's. nothing you can say. Yeah, there is no. winning that. It's like, "Oh no, I was joking." That's. why you got to walk around with shirts. that are like pig baby. Literally says. baby inside or something, you know? Yeah, my teacher one day she wore It was. the last year in eighth grade. She had a. little thing on it said like uh. pumpkin. or I don't know what it.

Pumpkin in the oven or something like. that. pumpkin uh she she was like what's it. called? She was like. Bun in the oven? What? Bun in the oven? No, it was like. Pumpkin and a baby pumpkin? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we were like, "Should we ask? Like is she pregnant?". And then and then we were like, "Oh, so. are you pregnant?" And she was like, "Yes." And we were like, "Oh gosh." cuz. it scared all of us cuz this one took. one for the team. It was so bad. It's. really only a scary question if you're. planning on asking it. Like you could. just not be scared by just not asking.

it. Yeah, but like you know. Yeah, but somebody's got to ask. eventually. Yeah, cuz like. just like you know. said, "Hey Kay, are you pregnant?" Oh. No, I was happy. that every episode. Hey, one of these episodes it will be. Oh. Oh, I've already told Kay I said, "When we get pregnant, we're telling you. on the podcast.". That's so weird. Tell me I'll fake it on the pod. I'll. fake it. No, no, you're not faking it. You when. we get pregnant, I promise you guys are. finding out on the. want to know. I want to know on the. podcast for my raw reaction.

Would you be Anyways, would you be happy? Uh yeah. Actually, okay, I don't. That podcast is going to be crazy. Mav's. going to freak out. I I I would faint. Dude, I'll have to like find a new place. to live. That is true. I don't want to live here if you got a. kid. don't have to Don't get pregnant, please. Like I I just can't think about. it. All right, well, I'm going to get. Does it affect you that much? Guys, thank you so much for watching this. video. WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS NEXT TIME. WHY ARE YOU TRYING to end it? Uh bye.