I Surprised Her With a Puppy!

what is that box that has birthday. candles in it it's my birthday is coming. up guys and that is why I brought a. present for you what'd you get me you. crushed my present cash yeah it's. fine guys I'm not going to be part of. the podcast soon I'm sorry har is. leaving I feel like that's something you. should tell us like not while we're. filming. [Music]. though uh yeah always oh I wanted to. hold oh that's not it's more of a guy. kind of thing to hold you know.

hold the basketball she can't hold a. basketball K's probably better at. basketball than you anyways actually K. is excuse you what you think keny's. better at basketball than me maybe. softball I would hope you're better at. softball Kate that ruins the whole thing. think you could bat better than the you. think you could bat better than me she. thinks she could bat better than me I. can throw the ball for sorry we're. starting conversation can we start the. episode we were starting I never know.

cuz cash is looking at his phone and. usually cash stresses whenever we start. talking and he's still looking at his. phone guys I don't know if you know just. in case you're wondering because you're. already watching we're starting the. episod the episode is. started. yeah a little bit of a control freak. what the he wants to be in control no no. no I don't want to be control what Alex. see that's why he's a control freak hey. I'm glad you were wearing the headphones. like a good producer can you hear me can.

you hear me okay that was sketchy I was. like something wait is our audio good uh. that cord came loose okay okay our audio. should be good now hello hello you. genuinely think you could bat better. than me I could wait is the episode. started there's no shot you could bat. better than me my hand eye cornation is. unat bat like like a baseball bat how do. you hold the bat with my hands wait no. use that water bottle and show me how. you would hold a bat.

wrong please you can oh you can make one. of my technique all day but let me tell. you not ball going to outer space when. they golf they got the goofiest form. Ever yeah yeah but who actually hits the. ball we all who wins on the long drive. I'm just saying who gets it who does. better I'm just saying y'all have the. goofiest form yeah but who gets who gets. the ball in the hole me no what you're. telling me that you're better at golf. than cash no I didn't say that the good. news is get the ball in the hole well. Maverick you can't talk cuz you're the. worst at golf batting cage a batting.

cage oh my goodness I'm going to put you. girls to shame after years of practice. me and Cas are going to bat it so good B. yeah bat that thing bad it so good you. mean it that was crazy huh wow guys I've. never seen Harper looks so uninterested. oh sorry fine I've had a bad day at. school I I can tell yeah what happened. Harper I'm so sorry if I tell youall. about it stop that's a form of bullying. what I'm not not laughing I'm not.

laughing either it lost your priv if I. heard like if I said it then like I. would get bashed at school once again. I'm so sorry it's fine you don't deserve. that I don't even care any I know well. you can tell us about your day after if. you want I've had a bad day too he has. had a bad day I don't care mine was. worse okay well there okay nobody cares. about my bad day how about we count our. blessings how about we do that in there. was no blessings in my day today well. you know that's it's hard to count your. blessings when my mom got me new socks.

blessing y y there's a blessing well. that was two days ago it's never mind. never mind that wasn't today then I had. a bad day no one asked I didn't care my. day was worse what made your day so bad. my friend like blamed me on something. that I didn't do is that true it sounds. like that person is not your friend well. I called her my best friend I I had a. bad day oh I'm sorry it's fine cash no. one asked we're talking about Harper's. bad day yeah I'm I'm sorry I'm sor you.

don't got a mic did your friend like. intend to throw you under the bus um. pretty much yeah I mean so she just. threw you under there no regard for your. health Next Top next topic my mom told. me to stop okay anyways guys I would ask. about Cash's bad day but we don't care. anybody else have a bad day they'd like. to share about okay yeah no kidding I. did not have a bad day Josh what. happened to your day my day my day was. good it was good what happened in your. day I had a good. day well what what happened tell us. about your good day I just woke up W up. on the wrong side of the bed that was.

weird cash and I did wake up and. switched positions I literally woke up. on the wrong side of the bed yeah I was. on Cash's side of the bed and he was on. my side of the bed we don't know how I. don't know how it happened what I I. sleep on the right she sleeps on the. left but I woke up on the left and she. woke up on the right I sleep on the. right and you sleep on actually that day. sounds horrible yeah he woke up on the. wrong side I. did that's it say. so I actually had a bad day because the.

entire day I've been shedding and nobody. around here seems to care I do I'm going. to make all y'all care about me right. now I do care I don't get enough. attention around here okay I want. attention I keep finding Cash's skin all. over my house oh no Harper look at this. I thought you talking about your hair. oh it's likeing on the yeah it's going. everywhere that's really bad. oh go that way it's snowing dandruff I. don't like skin dandruff see.

I had a bad day too now I got to clean. that up that's disgusting do you see. your SK on the floor yeah I told you I. was shedding I just it's coming out of. your like a snake yeah it's just falling. out of your shirt oh my goodness is it. that time of the month bro what the yeah. did you know when girls are in their. period are youing is that what you're. doing what when girls are on their. period their face is shed oh yeah yeah. yeah. what your face does not shed yes it does. if you look it up I'm not fallowing for. that skin rejuvenating it's part of the. body's healing process that's not true.

you think what I'm not for that what are. youall talking about it's like a face. mask almost it like sheds off like in. not dude don't believe that wait why do. you think that girls started doing the. thing with like the little razor to like. get all the dead skin cells off yeah. it's you guys really think they're going. to prank us right now that's crazy. unable look skin shedy I'm looking it up. yeah go ahead they're so. like you don't shed your face bro no we. don't shed our face our skin peels you. guys like snakes.

yes like cash what what cash has is on. your face but usually you can get it off. pretty quickly see like look when you. finish your makeup only to realize your. your your monthly shedding started. that's fake fake it's not fake and then. what yeah Mom yes it is thank you thank. you Mom you ruined it. again that's K every time I try to say a. joke I I or I try to like say a prank. like I say something try to get someone. to and Kate like that's not true he.

never did that I'm like thanks. Kate thank you for that confused I'm. like I wasn't trying to prank you CU she. thinks you're stupid she's like Cas what. are you stupid no that never happened. I'll be like one time me and Kate we. were in Europe and she'll be like C me. and you never went to Europe and I'm. like thanks thanks I forgot that we. never went to Europe well I don't know. if you remember like you've gone to. Europe and I. haven't mhm guys I so I don't know if. you're like confusing me with another. girl you met in Europe no I I've been.

thinking long and hard about my new. YouTube channel really yeah and I'm. thinking about having a big desk and my. upstairs room it's like a free room and. it's a big desk two chairs and I can. have guests on whenever you know and I. we're going to do our makeup while. talking to the camera about something. and it will be like a new trend where. I'm like yeah like like it's kind of. like a makeup podcast but not really a. podcast but we're doing makeup you know. I a makeup YouTube video no um makeup. podcast talking with people doing our. makeup so yes make like to get ready.

with me yeah like I get ready with me. but like we're talking about stuff no. that's crazy I never heard of that wild. no no no like it's it like I don't know. it'll do so much better than the podcast. though and I feel like what shut hey hey. hey Maverick Maverick had an amazing. amazing guys can y'all please go. subscribe to me on Harbor Zelmer I'm. almost passing him on followers he. trying to pass us wait pass who the. podcast yes you we'll pass cash and MAV. you're a part of the podcast Harper cash. and MAV at like 2.5 minutes I'm not. going to be part of the pod you. literally mil it's at 3 mil sorry this.

know our it's at 3 mil it's at 3.1 sorry. it's at 3 guys I'm not going to be part. of the podcast soon I'm sorry Harper's. leaving I didn't know that um I feel. like that's something you should tell us. like not while we're filming though like. that's something you should have told us. like off camera well now we got our. thumbnail I've had a I've had a bad day. and I just don't want to Let's top it. off you just want to quit the podcast. all together are you going to quit for. the whole week or like no the year years. to come for because you had a bad.

day a bad day had a hey mavi actually I. have idea I'm going to say I'm going to. say thanks a lot then bleep it and then. act like I said somebody say thanks. not that it wasn't bleep whatever you. wanted to happen I don't think happen. Okay so Maverick actually had a great. idea for your YouTube channel mhm what. tell her oh wait what was it remember. remember the like the judge the judge. thing the courtroom oh yes I think you.

should do a YouTube video or even a. series basically um judge Harper I would. watch you know you know Judge Judy yes. yeah you're basically Judge Judy and. people come in with relationship. problems or like things and you and it's. set up like a judge and you you uh I. don't use your desk in your upstairs for. I have time or money for that you senten. them to detention or whatever and I. think it would be super entertaining. yeah like you can send like mean people.

to prison and and you like got to listen. to their stories listen to them plead. their case and you got to and then you. got to judge them I mean yeah that's a. cool idea um you get ask them questions. we keep I feel like if anybody else said. it and not Mavericks she'd be like. that's a great idea but since it came. from MAV I definitely keep it in the. thinking box um but um would you have a. different thought process though if I. share that with you I mean yes but um. you're Kate she's ma uh anyway when. you're a.

basketball so that's joke has been a. silent. basketball what so that's that's so. awkward sh that's so. awkward and anytime I say anything you. just go that's so awkward nothing's. awkward except you I'm not awkward do we. have tape for her mouth why would we do. that get some get some no that's a form. of coming at me since this episode. started like five times she had a bad.

day Maverick just let her let let it out. take it out this is your this is your. safe space Harper let it all out on the. podcast I actually like get excited to. come here just to bully me no no no I. get excited to come oh sorry I get. excited to come here because y'all are. my only form of. friendship oh that's why you don't hang. out with us that's awkward guys we. invited her to pickle ball the other day. and she so seriously said I actually. have homework I have to I saw in your. story I saw in your story you were there. till like 10:41 or something like that. we stay until 11: when I would I would.

have been asleep that's awkward oh. you're awkward you're that's awkward um. wow the beef is real today now they have. a mediator Kenzie yeah I feel like I. should have a different chair yeah no. you're in the fire zone I'm just a. little mad today that's all yeah I'm I'm. just going to say today feels really off. why that's awkward that's. awkward why is it because like Gerald's. not talking to you today are yall. fighting uh got hurt we are but that's.

not why it feels off okay today it just. feels off why why I don't know does it. not feel off to you guys yeah it. actually does I had the worst day ever. yeah you said that yeah no like y'all. don't understand we talked about that no. no no we do we actually no we actually. talked about it what would make it. better Harper I'm going to power off in. a. minute what would make it better well. I'll be right back oh uh well what would. make it better is. probably just some.

like ice cream ice cream makes my day. better yeah we should go get ice cream. after this yeah would you get ice cream. we are getting ice cream after this well. not ice cream we're going to Bahama Buck. oh would you um let me guess that's. awkward that's kind of awkward we should. do an episode with the boys mouths shut. we should and only the girls mou see. what happens no but you guys I don't. think the podcast would survive I'll be. honest I think I think you guys would be. bored without us a little rude I highly. disagree personally we can carry I.

honestly kind of agree but at the same. time I don't hey let's not forget when. we did a who's your favorite host poll. it was wa right because cash is the. villain of the show and he takes that. role on himself very well um what's in. the box uh oh speaking of villains what. is it is that your chair did you like. forget your chair at the I forgot my. chair today is that why it fell off huh. is that why this episode fell off yeah I. forgot that I didn't have a chair oh I. want you to know that I'm the favorite. host on this podcast and y'all cannot.

um Kate's coming up on you I'm falling. through my chair guys y'all can't argue. that the Instagram pull said it okay. wait what yeah right behind you now. talking about the favorite host couple. more percent are you okay I'm fine guys. and you know what will make it even. worse you falling into a basket cuz. you're so heavy. what that would make her day. worse hey sweetheart I think your pole. just dropped no everybody loves me right. people realize how mean you are maybe.

they' vote me up high not no you and K. were each like 30 40% or something then. me and M were like that's what we were. saying we were like we should do an. episode where like y'all don't talk and. M was like it wouldn't survive and I was. just like friendly reminder they to have. someone to hate what's a good superhero. movie without the villain it's just a. superhero you know what's you're saying. we're the villains yo you're definitely. the villain what the I'm not a villain H. the yeah you are what the what. shma first of all I didn't I didn't say. it like that I'm not here for funny.

business no more funny business what are. you on here for I'm on here to talk. about my B yeah we we are not your. therapist first of. all that brings us to today's sponsor. better help nope it doesn't funny thing. is I actually did I actually had a. therapist appointment right before this. and I'm not even joking with better help. uh no about your bad day actually yes. better help help me find the therapist. um yeah um but I literally have had the. worst day in the world I literally just.

need to get my nails done don't look at. them oh let me look at him huh Can we. see him no no no no no no no no no let's. see the. nails it just let to see you should see. my nails on the last thumbnail that they. did on the last thumbnail let me oh the. thumbnail guy did her dirty well oh. that's why you sent the message can we. make her hands look less. manly the thumbnail guy sent us a. thumbnail and her hand looks like. freaking D the r Johnson hand and we. were like oh well Ken's been working out. it is crazy not my hand guys and also if.

you zoom into that picture I have a. pinky nail and no other Nails on any. other finger so it's going to be great. no that's what happened with my um. thumbnail on my get ready me video my. hair was like it was probably my normal. hair but I just look sus W and I copied. I I accidentally copied salish's Thum wa. is that your mic the oil that you were. talking about the oil you don't hear. that squeaking I heard a squeaking I. heard a squeak oh it's gone it's. probably cash um once again my stomach's.

rumbling probably am farting I'm hungry. you know what like recently I just feel. like I just need to I feel like you. should get up cash me. yeah what what is that box that has. birthday candles on it it's my birthday. is coming up guys June 23rd wish me a. happy birthday and and that is why I. brought a I brought a present for you. open the box you want me a present. down down you got me a present yeah.

here you go what'd you get me open your. present well you crushed my present you. crushed my present cash yeah it's. fine oh my gosh a. puppy shut up no did you know about. this is this really mine no wonder it. was whining. oh Baby that wasn't your. stomach come here wait can you take the. box down real quick bro it was killing.

it oh my. gosh. SCS Scooby my. gosh what's your name uh scoob is this. really mine looks like Scooby oh my gosh. I actually have Scooby Snacks today oh. happy birthday wait for real thank you. is that wa are you excited I'm so. excited Kate how do you feel I've been. I'm so excited.

yeah I can't believe I caved and. actually got you a dog I can't believe. you did it's just like you look at it. trying to nap already there has to be a. set up it has to set doggy are going to. be besties are you kidding me no way you. actually got a dog that's so fake it's. so fake yeah it's a fake dog dog was. actually so sweet of youi dog yeah not. you no clue how hard it was to keep this. the dog not seen Alexis has babysitting. the dog this whole time go.

I love I was wondering girls fishy it's. a girl a I love her wish we need her. being nice I got a name I got a name huh. let's name her scoy Cinderella okay so. cerella how about brownie she has a blue. collar yeah this is Cinderella it's a. girl yeah I think it's a girl wait hold. it up let me see you think Slender Man. uh it is a girl wow that wait y.

wait actually I kind of have a dumb. question maybe what your question oh my. baby y'all aren't going to make fun of. me right uh it's a serious question I. think I believe okay let's there are no. dumb questions on this podcast unless. you're maver oh my good sounds. acceptable yeah okay wait no so when. puppies are like cats or an animal like. that is in their mom's stomach do they. have an umbilical cord uh oo like 10. umbilical cords uh they got to get. Harper's Mom is saying yes I trust that.

wait question question no my baby I cuz. I think she has a belly button when Kate. lifted her up I swear really what look. at her stomach oh wait M we we had a dog. that got pregnant and gave birth we. should know this ER what the yeah. it does did it have umbilical cords yeah. it's got an umbilical cord what how do. you yeah were you standing there when it. gave birth yeah. has is that as's dog cuz cash hates dogs. is it real yeah I know is it real is. that their actual dog cash would get the.

laziest dog ever look at this dog it has. done wait how old is the how old is the. dog like 10 weeks I think that's crazy. give me no it was my doggy I just want. to eat it what so you're not getting. anywhere near Cinderella Cinder she kind. of smelly you're Cinder smell right. nower later you'll be. Cinderella there's no way that you got a. dog cash I I guys you have no clue how. hard it was to actually. to keep a puppy hitting is very hard I.

feel I feel like Kate would want a small. white dog like. Estus no the Crusty dogs I think she. would but Kate would like a lazy dog. better and these are like the lazy look. at it look it's a puppy and this is how. this is how she's acting Cinderella come. here smella come here said Put it on the. ground put it on the ground wait I like. let it walk around okay Cinderella I'm. going to put you down but you can come. back up here when you're done showing. off your talents oh yeah. wow nobody's serious this is starting to.

feel cruel it looks like a when did you. get her oh my gosh go it's so sad. looking Grandpa it looks like a grandpa. it's so. sading it looks like a grandpa be. careful with her. smell a poor. baby what sarella is not masculine. that's a beefy girl you're a big dog. much extra skin yeah guys look at this.

skin guys this dog is perfect for me why. cuz it's got extra skin no it looks so. sad. and it's sad like me it's sad just like. me the niame for Kate is Eeyore no. that's not a new name they've been. calling me Eeyore for the last like. three years and it's. annoying yeah should I name her Eeyore. actually you can't tell me this dog is. not Eeyore look at it y'all hey you're. holding it by the throat oh Cinder M I.

think I need a new dog for Stella nope. Stella need Stella does not need a new. dog smell you no no more dogs um guys no. dogs a sibling something something. smells fishy hey guys uh I I do have a. confession I knew it what I have a big. confession what is it this time oh baby. My. Confession is is to no one but Jesus. Christ okay and us so go ahead and say. it oh okay uh no My Confession is uh.

that. dog is my friends and he just asked me. to babysitter for the. day. so. fools it's May dude May fools wait this. isn't our doggy uh no that was a really. rude thing to do to your girl serious. well listen I wasn't going to do it I. wasn't you got her all excited no no I. wasn't going to do it and worst hus been. award goes to Cas maker listen I wasn't.

going to do the prank but I have an even. better gift planned for your birthday so. I was like like the gift for your. birthday compared to this better than a. puppy better than a puppy are you. pregnant. wait I have a question wait you're being. so serious this isn't our dog you not. messing with me now no we're not keeping. this dog we're not keeping the dog thank. L thank you. Jesus man oh man what what oh you are so. precious but I can't commit to a dog. right now no the thing is it's just so.

ugly wait wait whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. whoa you say every day how you want a. dog I do but I just realiz I'm sorry. they don't want you no I do and if you. if this dog was ours I'd be so happy but. first of all she's chewing on my mic. cord problem number one exhibit a of why. we can't have a dog right now no I just. like like is she even potty trained. smell aella no wait so what's the dog's. real name she calls her smell I don't. know I didn't ask the name let me see. let me see tank tank.

tank That's What I Call dogs every time. I don't know a dog name I call it tank. we know remember last episode oh she's. like how did you know that no forgot if. this dog was smella smella for that. smella is stressing me out with this no. if if this dog was ours I'd be so hyped. everybody forgets about me now I'm not. too upset that we're not keeping it. because I know that one day I will get a. dog no I know you wouldn't be upset. that's the only reason I did it and the. only reason I did it it's cuz I'm. telling you her birthday present is like.

10 times better than a puppy so there. that puppy's going home well the puppy. has a home well let me see smell uh no. okay so I also I also have another. confession the puppy uh isn't exactly uh. my friend's puppy what yeah who is it be. careful she has a long back so you got. to like support her think that puppy's. almost as big as haror whose puppy could. it possibly be so that puppy it's not. your friends no.

but it is from somewhere where could it. be from on smell Petco what so I got to. return it after this but don't worry you. got the receipt I kept the receipt hey I. don't think it works like that I don't. think Petco Petco don't even sell dogs. do they you can adopt dogs through Petco. yeah they had a bunch of dogs there so I. grabbed them you grabbed one e it does. Sting yeah it they don't keep good care. of their dogs there not going to lie. wait can I can I hold her you just have.

her what do you mean she's so cute gosh. her brain is like engraved imagine. that's so awkward like what in the world. what are you saying her brain's engraved. we don't got okay if she's actually. going back to Petco then we're going to. keep her what I'm not sending that baby. back no obviously it's not from Petco. Kate hi wait why are we just passing the. dog back and forth you just have the dog. 2 seconds ago there just wasn't enough. room for four. on you were just too big you took too. much room. just like so what I'm kidding I'm.

kidding see so fat crushed the box. everything that's the third time I've. been called overweight on this podcast. today I've been called fat three. times by three different people Harper. Kenzie and Kate but if you called any of. them women big you're in trouble. no big wait what kind of dog is this is. it a wiener a weener dog weener and a do.

Hound I think it's a or do I think it's. a basset oh it it hows that if you how. watch ready. watch it was doing it did it ear it did. it earlier today I think so no it did I. promise wait so this whose dog is it. it's not Petco no it's it's one of my. friends is it a hound dog okay cool you. still got a home. I say oh you go into your revenge era.

okay I say you get all three women back. you're fat you're fat you're fat like. wait you want me to call you want me to. call all three of them fat or something. like what I me just for C you know we. can get a good clip Maverick wants you. to keep being the villain so that he. looks less. bad you I'm done with this. podcast yeah I'm done with this podcast. too so is Cinderella she look at her hey. who would. be uh who who would be like your dream.

guest for the. podcast dream guest of my podc dream gu. myc shut up bro I was like wait did he. just say that. unironically wait actually dream gu on. my podcast yeah who would be a dream. guest in your podcast honestly let's. spice things up my acent okay sorry I. love JoJo um no hate to you sorry wait. this is why have we never asked this um. honestly don't know dream guess podcast. dude I got I got mine say I already wait.

I already know. Kate's it's young Sheldon Ian Armitage. young Sheldon a. boy yeah are you kidding me he plays. young. Sheldon yeah I got him everyone you you. you need to understand I think this Kate. he's acting did you know that but no. I've seen clips of him in real life and. he is so similar to Sheldon he's so. funny Ian there's always a spot for you. on our podcast right there see where. that one's.

sitting yeah. you you one behind. me who's your who's your dram guest Ian. Hawk from Alvin and the. chipm yeah no one time Ian Hawk farted. and it created um tsunami or it it. created a. tornado I feel like this is not true one. time Ian HW spit and it created the. world's biggest tsunami hurricane. Katrina what um one time Ian hwks okay.

yeah so one time one time one time. Harper was quiet I like that time M. who's your dream guest dream guest on my. podcast um whoa you sounded just like. Jojo I did yeah on my podcast I don't. think I did no no it's like dream guest. on my podcast I just scratch I dream. guest on my podcast dream guest on my. podcast no Harper is the closest dream. guest on my podcast no Harper sounds. like the the the fake videos yeah the.

demo videos gu on my. podcast okay okay um this could be. controversial I think I think dream. guest might be Donald Trump if we could. get Donald Trump on an episode that. would be crazy dream guest or Biden I'd. love either one or Kim joh look at this. dog oh kimim is hands down hands down. Kim John if I could have one human being. on the podcast gosh I think I'm allergic. to this dog he's like a unicorn he is do. you want me to take it away.

no are you kidding me she's like I'll. break out in hives it's fine fine. guys now who's who's your actual dream. actual like realistic dream guest I. thought it was Dr Phil Dr Phil would be. a good one dude why Dr Phil why not Dr. Phil first off you don't like Dr philon. Dr Phil could solve every issue we have. on this podcast I think he would be very. beneficial I think he bring a. lot I I think another good one would be.

yep you only get one answer um Kenzie. you're okay. fine okay K I just started watching. Avengers with MAV because I had never. seen him before and so I'm thinking Iron. Man CU he's really funny really oh. that's y'all keep going for these people. that are actors you know Iron Man's not. real but he's funny and I just feel like. in real life he's funny yeah but you. know like that's a script that someone. wrote no I I think he adds his own. little flare to it yeah that's what. that's what my brain tells me so. oh Jennifer Lawrence Jennifer Lawrence.

would be amazing she's like wait what. does she say she's from she's catniss. from whatever called know who she is but. she's so funny interview she's so funny. or Jeff Jeff props Jeff propes mama. what's the's for having fake people. let's just have Captain Jack Sparrow hey. hey hold on Mama who isck Oh Captain. Jack Sparrow would be crazy jeck props. is from Survivor right Mom yes you want. the host of. Survivor uh yes what what that is so.

Grand I've always had a crush on Jeff. Pro. Jeff Jeff Jeff Pro like a 50y old man he. 61 I think 61 he's shorter than me. almost he's like 5 fo my mom told me one. time when I was like seven he's not 5. foot mom how tall is he I don't know. let's see he's probably pretty uh I'm. going to he's maybe like one of my. friends is like she loves dads she she. she doesn't want she doesn't. Sigma yeah don't word it like that ever.

again please no that's what every time I. she don't care about guys her age she. like 50y old dads 50 or like 30 62 is. she just want an older guy like 30 or. she gen I think she take anything in. between the ages of 30 and 60 that's. kind of crazy that's wild crazy so your. celebrity crush no but is Jeff proes uh. yeah dude that is the most random thing. in the world hard celebrity crushes Jeff. so you love surviv. I love it I used wait he's the host of.

Survivor the host dude what in the world. I just realized who that was I mean. nothing against you Jeff can we can we. pop up a picture of him just so all. y'all can see him I have nothing against. Jeff it's just crazy that the. 15-year-old girl like that's her. celebrity CR interesting choice no and. my mom one time told me that she saw. Jeff on her Cruise or something mom we. at Hotel in Boston at her hotel in. Boston and I was like I was like oh my. gosh and um oh did you did you tell your. mom like make sure he knows that she has.

a daughter no I wasn't alive oh oh it's. that czy oh my gosh is that long ago. right when was it mom she said yes you. were dude that's like six years if you. tried to pull a string out of your mouth. you sing better like ready oh my. gosh what yo you know there was a string. in your mouth right how the conversation. just flip like I don't know what. happened we were talking about. Jeff okay now do it without pulling a. string out of your mouth. wow that's a crazy trick Cas you try it.

no my dream guest is Eric Cartman Eric. Cartman. Cartman we don't want to. [Music]. die oh no it's Eric it's Eric we don't. want you to die ER give a tryer I want. to show you what I did today er gosh no. Eric it's mostly because I don't want to. hear m sing anymore but um I literally. she's mad at you today M just accept it.

no no no no no how you put that string. back in your mouth oh Cinderella how. about how about you put a string in your. mouth and um wrap it around your de I. learned a car trick I'll be right back. I'm going to go show you my what do you. what is happening oh he just peed on you. oh wow I wouldn't take that personally. yeah I'm not disrespectful you are. causing all coffee the coffee is. spilling all over my coffee that was mad. disrespect I can't believe you just took. that buy more coffee for your girl. friend Maverick I didn't even buy this.

coffee that's the point in fact she. bought your drink from Starbucks oh did. you really and I didn't spill it all. over the floor either oh thanks that. really you're welcome do you guys want. to see what I did today um I sent it to. you oh okay give me. this just just wait wow I wonder what. they're watching it's it's popped up on. the screen can't you. see what just I I throw back to when I. realiz I could sing. [Music].

you just have to be the center of. attention. huh I think Cinderella might have just. farted CER smell is really living up to. her name what did you do why did you. stand on the table why are you looking. at me with those eyes tomorrow this is. what I'm going to do so it's like a. trend and it's like you are start when. you realize you can sing so I'm going to. be like I'm going to be like um I'm. going to be like what's it called I'm.

going to so this so this is the the. basketball's the lunch table I'm sitting. in my chair so um ore you end up just. like. me wait a second wait ore you end up. just like. me Harper can you sing wait ore end up. just like me oh karma's a. witch and I and I'm going to cackle like. a witch.

come my knees like. this she can we hear the. [Laughter]. cackle wow that was really good pretty. good have you ever been a witch for. Halloween yes one time I had a stomach. bug and I was a witch and I had to pass. out candy sometimes she's a witch when. it's not. hallowe God I'm sorry guys I don't know. what's going on with you no you should. take Gerald baby oh good.

[Laughter]. idea he's going to be sad he was so sad. last time you got scissors over take the. tape off and like Pull It in pieces. there you. go guys the way we just threw scissors. across the room was crazy he's going to. be so sad no the face the face oh the. face the face oh man oh man cut his eyes. off cut his eyes off I can't no I really. don't know if we should I really don't.

know if we should some trash. scissors have to go to Walmart and buy. cash a new Gerald I'm GNA have to buy. cash a new one. guys oh no guys oh you're assisting in. this. homicide oh girl why did she why have. you look like you've done that before I. don't know perfect growing up I went. okay that's enough oh cash is about to. kill you I have practice I guess oh my. goodness what did guys think he notice. when he first gets here I don't know. what did she do to CH that is so bad.

Gosh guys we're so dead you no no but we. want Harper to do it on the do you. shouldn't have done that har did let's. act like let's act like he's delusional. and there's no fuz coming out we we. should act like it's been there the. whole time no we like what what's wrong. with actually get upset not supposed to. do that he takes it very personal no but. I'll I'll buy him I'll buy him a new one. we'll be like dude what are you saying. Lally $5 at Walmart we like it's fine. what's wrong with it like yeah if. anybody if anybody ever like if we're.

ever doing like a live show or anything. and like you want to bring I want all. the Geralds there and you guys are like. oh I want to bring a little gift bring. cash a Gerald and he'll love you forever. God if you bring one for you too you. guys can race yeah he'll race you and. he'll probably even if he loses he'll be. convinced that he won because he has a. special connections with these. stickheads I'm pretty sure pink ey guys. no it's just I think she' been crying. she just found out that she don't get to. stay with me so now she's sad oh. actually her eyes just cleared up guys. if we were to ever if you were to ever.

do a live show Gerald no if you were to. ever do a live show Harper what would. you what would you want like like people. would bring cash a Gerald what would you. like hope that little little fans would. bring you if they brought you a little. gift honestly just a picture of. myself I love when I see little drawings. they're so cute I just something about. it call makes you feel. special um yeah so no something about it. just makes me feel this odd thing called.

happy um I've never felt it before just. a warm fuzzy feeling inside of you sure. what are you talking about why are you. Whispering over oh my goodness. CH well see I was talking about I just. we made a bet that if we get a million. followers before we're getting close. we're not getting close at all actually. but since the episode dropped it been. going fast really well it only dropped. like an hour ago right yeah but it's. already went up, ready ma ready oh I'm. ready really ready are you really I.

ready are you are you going to stay on. the podcast well forever yeah I don't. know I don't I want you to stay forever. same you can't show her M she's whose. hand is that is this what y' hiding I. want to see it oh you can't see no you. can't see it you can't. see it's your can't see wait can we say. what it is no oh well she probably knows. what it is do you think you know what it. is now Kinzie yes she knows what it is I. think I think you are talking about a. ring a ring a.

ring do you know what shape it is cuz. I'll tell you. no no everything needs to be a surprise. surprise hey if it makes you feel better. he don't even got it yet. so. yeah moving on guys oh he took the he. took Gerald yo cash is probably duck. ding Gerald's forehead. what a single word when he walked up. here he said bro but we kind of ignored. him but Harper answer my question. mad Alex Alex is he's gone so I can I.

can. ask well you never know what stop asking. for time we got three episodes to shoot. sweetheart cash wouldn't want you ask. him for time I know he would be freaking. out hey take those cards he just grabbed. no guys we already took us we already. took Gerald's life away he needed him. for something things y'all make me. do that's so much convincing all right. um what do I do I don't. know um okay here we go. it's GNA fly out of my hands oh guess.

we're playing a game 52 card pickup oh. oh man I don't want to pick up 52 cards. don't worry you won't who will Who will. cash no that's to wonder who the real. villain is I don't know if we'll be able. to film three episodes after this I. think he's going to be really upset he's. heartbroken that's so. mean look at that one card if we were to. ever do a live show what would you want. people to bring if we did a live show. what would I want people to bring Cas.

would take Gerald am I crazy oh no it's. just a. lighting lighting personally wa wait. we're all talking we are all talking oh. what are y'all talking about now were. talking about the cards oh we were. talking about the cards am I a control. freak no I'm not talking to. you okay you know what just never talk. to me again how about. that anyways if we were to do a live. show what would you want people to bring. she's so badly wanting. about how well she can sing so do not.

comment it she she's begging for. comments right. now no. way bro I set this up for my card trick. Cinder Cinder smell he Rigg the. deck did that Gerald has got some. interesting scars going on what's. Happening Gerald actually whoever that. plastic surgeon is did really good it. looks like Dr Kim remember that Dr Kim. um remember Dr Kim no Dr Kim like. everybody would end up like or everybody. would end up like their face being like. really back it bad yeah you definitely.

went to Chloe surgeon huh yeah can just. not ruin all my stuff I didn't ruin dude. nobody ruined yourself you're so. delusional I don't understand what you. are saying like why are you doing this. what's your issue like I don't. understand anything anymore I'm going to. show yall a car trick and if yall just. won't ruin my life then you're ruining. my life you'll see a cool trick cash we. don't want you to die cash why are you. taking jald. he's got to take his okay M can you.

answer my question now dream guest on my. podcast if we do a live show want you. want the fans to bring money you can. bring me money no what uh I didn't say. that uh live show I mean I like food I. like Red Bull I like candy um wow you're. asking for a lot more than being Harper. asked for what did y ask for a picture. honestly I would honestly. ask for um if I'm gonna be honest I. would ask for y'all's love seriously.

y'all mean so much to me and I just it's. it's. beautiful that's awkward it's it's. beautiful. Katie no I don't like. it don't ever ever do that again God I'm. too good at it right you're just so. jealous you I almost didn't you I was I. was because we had a timer on Snapchat. yesterday I almost in a picture doing. that but I knew you were G to save it in.

the chat so I didn't why why why are you. scared of me saving things in the chat. don't worry do you save her photos in. chat sometimes what are you saving in. chat I don't know I mean oh look who. snap me my favorite. boy you can't cash that was Cru that. mean oh that was mean yeah that was mean. I know she's the one that cut him open. my favorite boy you would be surprised. oh who cut him open it cerella I look at. me it was you or you it was Cinderella.

it was not Cinderella C look at her look. at the Gill on her face cash she's. looking at you oh she see she hi now. yeah she tore that thing open tore it. open I'm going to show you all these. cards are mixed up random order for some. Reon you're something all these cards. are mixed up in a random order can can. weff now ready well you're going to get. a shuffle him please just follow along. please guys this is the third time I had. to do these okay and this is my first.

time performing this trick live I'll. play okay it ain't live I'm letting Kate. do it because if I give it to you guys. you guys are just going to throw the. cards everywhere oh okay maybe so uh how. do I go uh okay Kate please cut the deck. tell me when to stop ready ready yep. stop no Kate don't approximately halfway. stop approximately halfway is. stop.

okay you okay you cut it halfway it's. not R I'm telling you cut it. halfway is halfway is maybe shuffle them. up pretty no no don't shuffle them. actually no don't shuffle them don't. shuffle them what they're in they're not. in specific order there's the top oh. then why can't we shuffle them okay so. here's half the deck kit gave me give me. the other half oh you threw them now. okay I want you to shuffle the. deck that's right y'all weren't. expecting that I want you to shuffle the. deck one time like this you know how to.

shuffle like that I do know how to. shuffle okay one time please don't mess. it up oh what happens if I mess it up. don't mess it up one fluent time can she. Shuffle I do know how to shuffle I hope. so cuz I really don't want to have to. perform this trick. again I don't okay now give me the deck. that's a bit. rough okay now I'm going to go watch. this K Watch I'm I'm watching I'm just. can the camera see me one. two three that's six four five six 7.

eight nine 10 car goes you forg to put. 10 in so I have two stacks of. 10 Kate so 20 cards in total Kate which. stack would you like uh but just to be. clear there's 20 cards yes 10 in this. stack 10 in this stack which stack of 10. would you like 20 total which stack of T. would you. like yes yes. dude y'all frustrate me bro this one so.

is it like five time four is the amount. of cards on the floor okay she wants. that that that one okay don't mix them. up keep them in keep them like that. don't mix them up don't touch nothing. only do what the magician tells you okay. now I'm going to take this de you're so. far from a and I'm going to put it back. did you Shuffle no I didn't I promise. okay I'm going to put this one back on. top no no no no no please don't ruin the. TR please please I'm going to put this. deck back on top okay now I'm going to.

spread the deck out like this this the. longest C Tri I've ever seen look now. I'm spreading the deck out how long has. it been going on five minutes wait a. minute I forgot something hold on oh my. goodness there's no way you forgot. something bro guys cash is not a. magician and this magic is here's thep. here's the here's the stack she didn't. she didn't odly in okay the right color. here's the stack she didn't see okay. okay. woo now I'm going to spread I put it on.

back on top okay I'm going to spread. it. okay I'm very impressed far you're. terrible at spreading the. cards yeah it looks like they're just. kind of mixed. up is that how they're supposed to look. red black red I'm I'm spreading them up. okay cat you got to speed this up H. seriously everybody's clicking off like. yeah no one's stuck around for the card. trick I'm about to walk off myself yeah. like okay hold on hold on I just got to. spread them Cinderella falling asleep.

okay now Kate mhm oh man I hope this. works I'm cash I'm ready okay take the. bottom one off wait show it show it. around hey hey guys what the freak guys. this is the big part this is the big. part of the track show show everyone the. card is it a red card yes holy freak. it's working oh my God go that's also a. fitt fitty shot so we'll see if it. continues to work okay all right take.

the next one off okay is it a red card. yes oh my God that's not crazy I told. that's crazy you ready take the next one. off red yes next one we're cooking red. yes next one. red yes next one black yes next one. black next one black yes next one black. next one. black yes.

congrats now what bro what do you mean. guys. this. yo Alex why are you clapping yo what she. shuffled the deck no not really and when. you cut the cards you just put them no. she cut and then she shuffled and you. probably had cards like to the side or. something that you added no I I'm really. impressed good go good job cash that was. great here's the here's the I can't wait. to watch this bag. I promise you I did not add anything. fishy oh it definitely was there was so.

much fishy stuff yeah there was a lot. well do not no let's cut the deck again. okay do not Shuffle do not no okay give. me the deck back now cut C now you can. shle you were like you're like don't cut. it that way but cut it that way yeah. yeah yeah cut the that but don't mess. with the cards the order of the cards I. had okay so here's my next trick I'm. honestly dying like my oh you want to. see my next trick no I don't it wasn't. magic hun oh my gosh you know in um Anna.

and Elsa are frozen when that guy tries. to dance with Anna on Coronation Day and. his hair flops over that's what I feel. it like right now. like your but yeah that's oddly specific. like one specific you know the blonde. guy it's like it's like hello I I am. queen far. what you would be Queen Fara that is. true hey Fara had a queen. doesn't Queen farquad walk like this. King it's King farquad no that's Edna Ed.

cash Walks Like Edna I have a pretty. good Edna walk let's. see do it do it do it okay it's a party. trick here we. go y ready here's my egna walk this is. how you walk like egna from The. Incredibles egna. eggnog now it's hard sometimes I don't. get it right. [Laughter].

so. good wait I actually yeah you like that. ready you want to. again wait please during Halloween just. leave the front door. open hide in the kitchen and with little. kids come up walk to the front door like. that be like H run they'll be so scared. you have to be. I'll be vector vector beor vector yeah.

do the invation about the moon wait is. it vector or Victor. vior Victor or that's. aor wants to steal the Moon Yeah grw. wants to steal the moon no it's oh my. gosh have you ever seen me both's whole. thing is I'm going to steal the moon. yeah but Vector steals the moon he's the. orange guy he's he does steal the moon. he he shrinks the moon and he steals it. oh they both wanted to steal it huh yeah.

and Vector succeeded cuz they want to be. a better villain oh it's true that. happened I well guys thank you so much. for watching this episode we'll see you. guys next time peace out bro we'll see. you next time on the funniest podcast on. the planet.