I Spied On Their Date!

cash what did Harper. say said that she doesn't like it he's. sitting on an escalator and we get to. the top of it and it starts eating his. shirt I was about to die one am I all. right who is here are we getting robbed. what was that noise. [Music]. mom cash why you wearing a Bulls shirt. you don't even like the Bulls I do like. the Bulls one player from the Bulls. besides Michael Jordan um who's on his. shirt right now yeah he doesn't even. know D I get I actually you wear that.

Jersey often people are like do you know. do you know who's on that I have like 10. jerseys and everybody's always like do. you know like people ask me that and I'm. like no I don't know what Jersey I'm. wearing I bought it cuz it looked cool. okay but about the guess what number is. it 91. 91 or 19 wait 91 I just saw it what. nothing nothing her toe was poking out. the sock it's like her big toe was it's. just a little hole but her big toe was. pushing through it.

um anyways let me let me see let me see. no no my my toes are going to go through. the holes no no no just just let me see. real quick I just want to I no I just. want to test. something no just I just want to test no. no no yo I'm got something I actually. kind of want to talk about and I'm not. sure if I should bring this up but I'm. going to yeah I said we take a vote uh I. vote talk about it talk about it talk. about that's okay all right that's. that's great um so the other day Kate. was gone all day and I thought hm what.

could K be doing why is she gone all day. um and we come to find. out she where was she at she was getting. oh no her T Noe huh no what come on we. can't talk about it Kate has a tattoo. come on said it there it. is you. do oh my God not only does Kate have a. tattoo Kate used to be a tattoo artist. yeah she did Kate was an artist back in. the day and a Piercy artist list listen. listen when I was 15 during Harper how.

old are you 14 yeah so when your stupid. friend comes to you and says Harper you. want a tattoo it's only going to last 6. months say. no wait can I see it can I see it no oh. but Kate said yes to the tattoo no no I. was the stupid friend asking my friends. do you want a tattoo it's only going to. last 6 months but you also you also got. a tattoo I gave myself a tattoo okay. that's c yeah I'm in the process of. getting them removed cuz I was under the. impression when I was 15 I was under the. impression that if you give yourself a. stick and poke it disappear in 6 months.

it's been 5 years it's it's been quite a. few years has not faded at all it hasn't. faded at all so I'm getting them removed. now but I do I have been wanting to say. this to the multiple multiple multiple. other people I gave tattoos I am. sincerely sorry for that bro she gave. her brother a tattoo of a cross and it's. literally just AOSS can we get that put. on the screen dude cuz it is it is so. bad bad B it's just a cross on his chest.

and it's all filled in and it's just a. blob but it's stick and poke so it was. like a a sewing needle and he got his he. got his friend's initials on his thigh. they all thought it was going away in. six months and he was like yeah put CJ. on my th stupidest now I will say one of. my friends I was like oh girl you want. like a stick and poke I got you and she. was like yeah so I start putting a. little heart on her wrist and let me. tell you I got pretty good did that go. through her. vein that's not quite how it's happen no. but she was like she was like yeah give. me a tattoo and I was like okay I got.

pretty dang good at doing Hearts let me. tell you but so I'm like halfway through. the heart and because of the needle she. starts passing out and she's like she. was like and so I had to stop so for the. last few years she's had half a heart on. her wrist because it wouldn't go away my. God so weak passing out from a tatto it. was a sewing needle and so then she was. like you know what I just want to finish. it so she ordered just a tattoo gun and. finished the heart herself and it looks. really cute now so I like to take credit. for that perfect but I am getting mine. removed cuz they're not cute yeah does. it hurt oh getting them removed so it.

doesn't feel good but I will say I also. like that little laser thing yeah but I. also go. like I want go see it like pop like blow. up it's weird it's weird I will say that. because I have been getting like laser. hair removal and stuff and I have. finally gotten used to that and like at. first it like really freaked me out but. now I'm like I go in there and I'm like. okay I got this but then I was like I. need to get these removed these are so. bad and the laser is frightening it's. like this big it's.

my gosh it's like a g like a g and she. puts it all up on my skin I thought it. was like a little handheld like a pencil. and I watch no I watched videos on it. and I was like okay it's only going to. be like cuz they're super small I was. just going to be like and she. out come here I was like I was like. Becky I'm so scared and she was like. it's not going to hurt that bad I was. like have you ever keep in mind Becky is. like almost 70 years old she is not I. don't know what just from the way you. Des I don't.

know she told me I love Becky I didn't. say why would I say something Kate's. like no I love them I didn't say you. didn't like them or whatever I love. Becky if I had to guess Becky's probably. like 50 yeah I'd say like 50 to 60 I. don't know her age I've never asked but. I love Becky and Becky's like oh she's. like you're fine you're fine you can do. it and so I I was like have you ever. gotten a tattoo removed and she's like. no and I was like she's like it's not. going to hurt at all and I'm like Becky. I think it will and then I was like how. long is it going to take and she was.

like um I probably cuz it's like pulses. it's like and there's like 20 of those. or whatever and I thought it was only. going to be a couple like super quick. and she looks at it and she's like it'll. probably be about 20 and I was like 20. but yeah 20 hits or 20 minutes like 20. pulses but it's super small so I thought. it would only be like so wait is the. tattoo gone no I have to go back for a. couple of sessions oh yeah so this is my. word of advice to every 15-year-old. don't get a stick and pooke tattoo I. want a t I want one tattoo I want a.

matching tattoo with you n I'm down for. matching tattoos on butek mat tatto on. butt cheeks my uncle got branded let's. get half a heart dude i' I've almost. gotten branded before branded I don't. know why but as a guy when you're with. other guys up Ming them always try to. convince them to let to let them brand. me wait like like a cow yeah yeah like. put it in the fire and brand me and I. almost fell for it once yeah fell for it. myus branded on his butt cheek yeah and. it's always a butt cheek yeah you got to.

do the and his initials are still there. or it was like his sorority like. initials so yeah his sority your UNC got. a sority your uncle made a sorority. that's awesome he is one of a kind. legendary like every guy wants to join a. sorority no like a frat sority. ohat Sor those are the best type exactly. cuz those exist yeah no um also what's. it called um I I was going to say. something oh so I went to Fright Fest.

last night and at six it was so much fun. and I'm going in tonight cuz that sounds. fun wait I want to go you're going. double nights uh sorry yeah yeah low I'm. going to be there um so. noow I'm going to Sher room I'm just. telling you right now like wait no. because we have a friend coming and we. should go to we'll go we won't go with. you Harper we'll like I feel like if we. saw Harper like out in public with her. friends like at Fest she would act like. she didn't know us like I don't know. them she would be like um it' be like.

when your mom shows up at your hangout. and it's like oh. no hey guys no but like I think I'm so. I'm going again tonight at like so we. leave here at 5: so I'm going like at. 5:30 yeah there we can car pool no no. it's fine um I'm going to be there don't. you need a ride like who's driving you. my mom I I can Mrs Harper's Mom are we. allowed to go sure she sure a matter of. fact we'll pay for your parents go out. on a date just so we can drive no no no.

no it no no it's fine it's fine it's. fine no but I imagine all was in the. back of Harper's mom's car. like and I'm in the front just like okay. no no but. so so if y'all go if y'all go tonight um. there're scary people oh. I the point no no but they go on your. rides they tickle you on the r to touch.

you I thought they're allowed to touch. you yeah they were they were touching me. and I. was no for tell them no I don't think. allow touch you I told them it I I I was. like if y'all touch me I will smack you. cuz I was allowed to like if they touch. me cuz is that what Six Flag said when. you walk in no no I just do that you. know so um basically yeah they're so. scary and they have like little knee. pads on that are metal and they slide. across the floor and it makx fire so. scary oh I hate. this is going to be fun it's so.

unnecessary yeah I know I forced. Maverick to hold a girl's hand at. frightfest one time. yeah I grabbed both of their hands and I. put them together and then they dat for. 3. years wait was it that one girl the. blonde one that y'all wore the. Spider-Man costumes with no different. one oh I remember the Spider-Man costume. one how do you remember that cuz I was. not stocking your Tik Tok but like I was. just you know did we even know you when. no. um M did so did you see it then or did.

you see it after oh wait wa wait so we. didn't even know you but you were. stalking my Tik Tok yeah okay at least. she's honest about it yeah do people. notice you have Six Flags mhm mhm it was. I want to watch Harper start because. yeah no all of us went that would all of. us went that's not happening no that'd. be so fun har Blends Affair. all Harper Blends in like bro imagine if. Haro is like dude when I go it's so. awkward cuz I'm I just I don't care I. love meeting fans kind I do too but. sometimes there's like a lot and it's.

like you can't walk and it's like but at. a place like Six Flags I don't care to. ride the rides anyways I'm just going. there to hang out with people yeah I. care to ride rides Harper's like nobody. talked to me at Six Flags this one time. D this one time was awkward I was in. line and this fan um like the way the. lines went we got in the roller coaster. at the same time and it was just me and. the fan and it was Maverick and his. girlfriend my sister and her husband my. mom and dad and then me and I had known. to sit here and the fan was like I'll. sit there and I was like oh okay oh that. was good she didn't talk the entire time.

and the dad just like took a picture of. us like and I looked like we were dating. we were just. like in the roller Co in the roller Co. bro I was do you remember when we went. to what was it it's not called Frontier. City it's was it the Silver Dollar City. yeah oh my gosh bro you're fiding with. your mic you're not even adjusting it. listen is that your Silver Dollar City. and I was dating this girl and I wasn't. like public about dating her yet so we. we just started dating I remember this I.

remember this too this was like a big. thing for and I was like okay well this. the same girl that I made them hold. hands at fryfest yeah I was like I don't. want everyone to know we're dating yet. so we go to uh Silver Dollar City you. say you don't want anyone to know you're. dating yet but then you were making out. in the middle let. finish finish story but then I'm. talking I know let me talk here you have. the talking nuke a only M can talk okay.

so listen all right we're we're at. Silver Dollar City we're standing no. we're standing in line we're standing in. line and we start kissing for a second. and we thought no one could see us right. in line is crazy that's wasn't like. making out the rules. wait no I just need to make a statement. Maverick was the cringey couple at the. amus. par everyone's not supposed to be. talking maybe I was a little bit but I'm. not now okay that's the important part.

so we're in line and we're kissing or. whatever we're we're children and we. yeah so we kiss and then we go on this. ride and we think everything's cool. everything's fine well I go home that. night and I I'm on Tik Tok and there's a. video with like a million likes of me. kissing her just on tikk I be careful if. you're trying to some random person took. some random person took a video zoomed. in and posted and had like a million. likes and I was like oh no well that's.

not private anymore I this is this is. this is not good this is not good I'm. not ready for this and then so I I paid. the guy to take it down oh how much you. paid him yeah and he wouldn't he. wouldn't uh he wouldn't like take it. down for free so I was like I'll give. you like a hundred bucks to take it down. and then eventually he took it down did. you pay him that's crazy paid him like. 100 bucks I think I think it was 100. yeah and looking back I feel really bad. for the girl at the time because she was. probably like this guy is so like. doesn't want me seeing at all that he's.

going to pay people to take videos down. of us I'm just going to follow harp. around and video and then when something. happens yeah oh well maybe not did ask. for I want the uke I want the I have the. uke so no one can talk to me um do you. not understand the rules of the uke I. have I just don't really respect the. rules anymore no one's respecting the. rules of the no I have the talking. Chopstick she the talk Chopstick you. don't have the CH making things up well. I just stop who what I have the talking.

uni no no one's got the talking anything. besides me put it down no I'm not please. put it down I'm not putting it down. please put it down okay enough of the. enough of the fighting okay love birds. okay so I have it no not K why do you. keep saying F you can have the talking. you but put down the Chapstick is not a. talking chapstick okay do you agree. yep then go next okay I just think it's. crazy that Maverick was so bold to be.

all like I don't want my relationship. online but he has millions of followers. and everywhere you go people notice you. but you're still like oh I don't want. people to know I have a girlfriend but. then you make out with her in public I. just saw the video of y'all in the mall. that was a weird place to do the make. out session okay so it happened that's. what I wanted to talk about I wanted to. bring up the mall forgot that's why I. wanted the UK what is with you defending. the I I I vaguely remember the m listen. the M you remember the M remind me.

Harper Mt was a weird teenager he was. like he was like 17 stupid there's a. video that comes out we go to the mall. he like leaves and goes apart from the. group him and him and his girl or his. girlfriend but like I said no one knows. they're dating yeah online yet so a. video comes out just like last time a. video comes out and we're scroll on our. for you page and it has like a million. likes and they someone took a video at. the mall zoomed in on them he's making. out with his girlfriend up against a.

wall at the wall that's not true no it. wasn't up against the wall it was in the. middle of the it was in the middle of. the walkway it was in the middle of like. the walkway but you were leaning against. the wall no no I remember how going to. be middle of the walkway and against the. wall at the same time no because like. it's the hallway at the mall but you. were like leaned up you were like kicked. back against the wall a little yeah it. was weird but he was he was like 17. listen guys I was homeschooled I didn't. really see a female until I was like 16. 17 years old I saw like no female. would you like the you one turn so when.

I when I finally she does have the you. no oh my gosh when I. finally got to see got to see women I I. did go got to see women yeah not even. women. children was a child though okay I was. underage no you were 17 yes you could. have voted vot no I could. voted um so yeah but then then I oops. then I realized like you know that's not.

okay yeah like I just kind of got. excited I was like oh girls like me. that's cool MH and then I was like oh. girls like to kiss that's really fun mhm. ew not not fun and bad all right now. give Harper the uke what your opinion on. all this hi oh um I my my opinion is um. that's so. gross yeah all right and done with what. nope. um you literally have nothing to talk. about no but she holds all the power can.

I borrow that for just half a second no. just half a second half half a second. second half a second a second all right. half a second half a second that was. half a second okay have a sec all right. so here's how I feel about this thing. what that's that's how I feel almost. caus reaction and knock down the camera. that would have been great you almost. knock down my camera that perfect all. the cameras it was my camera wait is you. guys you guys actually y'all never. really did any PDA no PDA what does that. mean public display of affection display.

of affection which is not allowed at. youth group I will no I remember I. remember that always being at the sign. on my youth group wait what was that I. do remember when cash and I first. started dating I was 15 and. we though we were private for a whole. two weeks can you hand me the water yeah. we were private for a whole two weeks. before a video of us accidentally got. posted but it wasn't and not posted by a. stranger Kate posted it I dropped the. phone on my that sounds so fake I was. like maybe it was fake no I swear maybe.

she wanted to get leaked maybe she. wanted to be famous no because remember. I I I dropped the phone in my face and I. was like oh my gosh it posted and I told. cash I was like cash the video post and. he took the phone and he deleted it. wasn't it like 30 minutes later no it. was right then in there I was like oh my. gosh it posted but because it was. Snapchat you know how there's multiple. frames it was just a video of us like. laying down on like an air mattress. together or something like on the floor. my friend's room and um I dropped the. phone on my face and the video posted to. Snapchat but it was multiple frames so I. freaked out and was I was like cash the. video posted and so he takes his phone.

and he deletes the first frame but he. didn't delete the second frame and then. like 5 minutes later I was like my phone. was blowing up it was just yeah and when. I put my phone on it was on Sil and I. reached up and I was. like the swipe UPS I had was my God yeah. that was it was yeah and so that's and. then and then we were public and I was. being really harassed by like. 10-year-old. girls really really put a tall really. was a heavy weight on me oh was it it.

was I was so self-conscious I was called. like I had hate pages and death threats. and people telling me that they weren't. funny they they would morph pH were. funny they would try they would try to. make Kate fat and like morph her. photos now they would even have to edit. I found a picture I took I took a. screenshot of this one comment because. cash had a couple she did not hear that. what no nothing nothing anyways oh my. gosh the fact that I just said that bro. literally everyone else in the room like. looked at Cash like but you wait what. did he say I said like a I said you're.

beautiful what cash what did Harper say. har what said that she doesn't like you. that's all she said but what did he say. what did he say Harper Maverick you. would tell me the right team here huh. what did he say yeah he said um well he. said he said that he said no no so. Harper I trust that you would tell me. the truth oh okay so basically. um um just rewind it okay I'll watch it.

later no one of my that was loud all. right who is here are we getting robbed. what was that noise is it my brother. Mom oh it's Joe I think Joe's dying. might have passed out he was SI no it's. it's Harley oh hey girl anyways so when. I was um when I cash had just posted or. released his new music video white bins. when he decided cash and Maverick was no. longer a thing and they both went solo. for like two weeks at one point we. wouldn't be we wouldn't be you always.

left me we wouldn't be a real Duo if we. never split up okay anyway no you left. me every time no you left me too no yes. look females come in between us maybe. yeah yeah Maverick would get a. girlfriend he'd be like unfortunately. I'm leaving you every single time it. Happ Maverick is no more anyways Cas. none of my girlfriends have ever enjoyed. cash no one not one of his girlfri I. know dang well they did what because. than's over oh wait wait what yeah cuz. they don't like Maverick no they they. were sticking around for me yeah for. sure hoping to get the better better.

brother eventually yeah that's what. happened no most of most of cash didn't. really care for most of my girlfriends. no not that I didn't care for them is. that they didn't care for me one of his. girlfriends Bak cookies she baked. cookies and my mom was like there was. like five guys at our house to bake. cookies that's great that's fantastic. that's like a grandma take notes oh. that's like a cookies are great oh no. anyways his girlfriend was baking. cookies and my mom was like this is when. he was like 16 and his mom was like oh. like you're going to have to share those. with all the other guys cuz I was like. like me and all the guy cousins there. she was like fine and she baked more.

cookies put them in a bag smashed them. to crumbs opened up my door and said. here's your cookies and threw them at. the wall and I didn't know cookies are. being made and I was just like thanks I. guess Maverick red flag is his lack of. like cookie baking skills because he. always listen this is actually true no. because Maverick for the longest time he. was always like Kate like you want to. make some cookies and I was like yeah. and then I was like you know what if he. wants cookies like I'll tell I'll show.

him how to make them so I started buying. like the pre-cut cookie dough so all I. had to do was put them on the pan and. put them in the oven it's literally just. it literally just turns them I'm going. roll them up into a ball homie cannot do. it I don't blame you I I just realized. the other day I have not used the. laundry machine since we moved here or. the oven bro those things are. complicated I've never used it Kate was. gone to New York Fashion Week and I was. like bro this thing is like a rocket. ship I got a text he was like I need you. to come home my laundry basket's too. full and I don't have breakfast in the. morning. yeah dude I was having to try to find.

bre that like Smoothie King it's not. fun uh no listen baking cookies it's. just not my thing and I don't know why. you think it's a good idea to try to. teach me how to do something I'm not. good I'm not like hey Kate let me teach. you how to put shelves on the wall I. don't do that I just thought that you. might like cookies if I'm not here and. you want cookies you might like to know. how to put them in the oven you would. think but I look like I would what what. do you even mean cuz you're 36 you look. like you would be a handy little.

Maverick is such a Bob the Builder like. I had just built that I ordered that. little end table thing for like right. there and it was sitting up against the. wall and I kept meaning to tell M to. build it and then I walked out of my. bedroom and he's building it and I was. like wow something in the house just. needs to be put together and Maverick's. on it no to be fair I told him to oh you. did he did but oh it bugs me if there's. like something that needs put together. and it's not that's a lie remember the. shelves you those things sit there for. mon it did bug me the sh there for sh. yeah I was gone it was like I was like. in and out of the house but like the.

computer we just got some new computer. stuff in and Cas was like don't don't. set that up right now it's a waste of. time we have more important things to do. and I was I was like dude I was like. itching like remember La when we were at. I'm not going to say her name cuz I'm. not going to put her on blast but we. were at this influencers apartment and H. did you. not wait who I said I'm not going to say. you want me to whisper to you yeah no I. can't trust you if I whisper to you. you're going to say it out Loudon anyway. we're at her apartment and she has a. mirror all that needs to be done is to.

put one screw in it and it hangs on the. wall why you say the it hangs on the. wall don't you have no clue and she. called a handyman to completely screw. her mirr hand it on the wall what I. don't what a hand a handyman like a Bob. the Builder you know how Bob the build. no it's like it's like a like a. construction worker guy kind of like my. dad yes there you go my dad's not a. construction worker he's an engineer but. like can your dad hang a mirror on the. wall nope I'm sure you say your dad's an.

engineer um yep then he could probably. hang something on the wall he's an oil. engineer a petroleum engineer nope okay. uh yes he is no he is not mom is that a. petrum engineer yes yeah yep your mom. said yes and he can't do stuff he's not. wait how did you know that that's what. do you think petroleum is it's just. called petroleum petroleum jelly is. yes I am with you on that like when I.

was getting my tattoo removed she said. put some petroleum on it wait what do. y'all think Petroleum in your Vaseline. is dude I have zero clue I'm going to be. honest they're going to act like so much. more sense oil yes so there's oil but. Vaseline and the petroleum are two. different things but they mix them. together the oil they get out of the. ground goes in your Vaseline yes there's. oil in like everything that's like the. oil that you put in your car is also in. your Vaseline. obviously um okay you didn't know. petroleum was 2 seconds ago there's oil.

on that educated by Harper there's oil. on the yeah and like like do you know. how like oil comes out of your pores and. stuff do you think it's because of like. the P it's not but but it's not the same. oil that goes in your car but like the. oil like when you eat food that has oil. in it it's like coming back out of your. pores and the ultimately it's like oil I. know okay I didn't take Algebra I don't. know what about olive oil olive oil that. comes out of your pores yep what yeah. that is not where I was going har I'm. asking cuz I think he might know no.

olive oil where do you from olive oil I. have no clue where are you kidding me. olives does it does it actually do you. know that though or olive oil definitely. comes from olives no but. olives I don't even need to Google it. I'm just I just know you don't got to. Google itog where do where do olives. grow do they grow on a vine yeah no yeah. bro where do olives grow I I never. seen an olive in the wild that's alling. I keep thinking about and I keep meaning. to Google it but I keep forgetting oh I.

live with degenerates guys every time. listen every time I'm on an airplane and. I go to the bathroom and I flush I'm. like where is it going because it's such. like a loud it's like dude it is. aggressive time going to suck me in I'm. like sucked your clothes down yeah no it. sucked my whole t-shirt down the drain. that is cat you're lying again why do. you always lie I'm not lying she just. wants to see if she can get speak that. though M when he was like eight he was. sitting on a uh sucked my whole head. down into the he was sitting on an. elevator and oh an escalator we were he.

was sitting on an escalator and yes I. just don't like when you when I start. saying a story you just. dump she completely IGN keep talking. he's sitting on an escalator and we gets. to the top of it and it takes his shirt. and it starts eating his shirt and he. was backwards and he's like I was about. to die he was crying Is that real yeah. my whole shirt was like torn in half he. was like I was like fighting for my. lifebe. freak mom dad he's like about to get.

sucked into the how did that happen it. rips it rips sitting and you know what's. funny is I was sitting there and this is. just dad for you dad's Like Son you. better get up it's that's not going to. go well wait were you sitting on the. stair I'm sitting on the stairs the ESAT. is going up and he's like you need to. get up and I'm like I'll be fine dad. your parents always tell you to get up. if you sit down no you need to get up. and he just sits there and watches me. like struggle for a minute as it's. killing me wait I'm so your shirt you. were sitting on the step and he's. sitting like backwards so his shirt's.

like yeah and when the stairs started. going in like you know how it gets flat. again is that what happened it went flat. and you getting and and it ate him and. then not just that it like ripped the. shirt off of him luckily we were at a. mall so we bought him a new shirt yeah. we're going to like take family photos I. was like sorry yeah we're going to have. to get another. shirt wait did they give it to you for. free no who the escalator people yeah. like I mean like the escalator the. escalator it's the escalator what it.

what did I I don't know I really don't. know no but like um. so anyways you know what why don't we. just click the emergency stop button I. see those all the time and I've always. wanted to click. one I clicked one once and it stopped. the whole the. escalator I did do thing thing stop es. all time push your hands against the. rail and your feet against the sides and. stops it and it worked one time the M. was like do it cash and I did it and it.

went we did it a couple times every. Everybody Just is like we felt so bad. they down the we were we were going I. think it it was the airport yeah people. had luggage and it was a long escalator. and there's just a line of people behind. us with luggage and they all like and so. you don't even have to put your hands. you literally just put your heel I don't. even want to tell people how to do. this but you you put your heels up. against the thing and then it lifts up. the stair a little bit so then it thinks. something is stuck as as it comes down. and then no one will even know it's you.

no one will know that you stopped it's. not you press the button it's super no. one will know that you stopped it and. then you can just be like oh man it. stopped guys oh my God and like all. these people are just. like grab their backs and start walking. up that but escalators are like the most. American thing ever like that's so lazy. yeah sometimes they're long though no. and the and the runways airport ones be. long the runways at the the walkway the. walking pad at the airport every time. I'm on those yes I mean they're so. convenient but I'm like this is so. American I'm down though I know they are.

I judge people so hard bro when I'm. walking on those things like the the. flat escalators know what I'm talking. I'm walking on the flat escalators and. I'm zooming like I'm literally just. walking but like I'm running at the same. time and somebody just like purposely. doesn't take it and walks and I'm like. yeah I'm like you have such low IQ like. and I pass them in a second and they're. trying so much harder and they got like. two bags and I'm like bro you are so why. didn't they just get on the choosing to. walk there it's the ones that just stand.

there though a those people annoy me too. like I'm like why are. you it's supposed to escalate you're. supposed to help you walk it's so slow. though like you move it like literally a. snail p i mean when I'm on an escalator. I don't walk up the stairs no but the. flat ones no but also okay I say that. it's so American but the people that. like run up an escalator I'm like why. are you doing all that like what's. you're supposed to like go 50% effort on. the. escalator uh wait I didn't think about. that are you supposed to walk up. escalators and it's just supposed to.

help you get there yeah oh well I don't. really know like maybe maybe not why'. you answer um cuart that's so crazy I've. never thought of that because like the. walking pads you're supposed to walk and. it just helps you a little probably but. like wow that's Americans are just so so. so cool you know one time we were headed. to the airport and we had this Uber. driver and we open the door actually it. was our friend we were in there and we.

all get in and our friend's the last one. she opens the back door and before she. sits down wait was she in the car she. was no she was like half in the car she. was like halfway in halfway out and the. Uber starts taking off and do you. remember this no that's in color on on. she in the car and the Uber lady takes. off we were at our ski resort and we. were going to like the place this the. town where we had dinner at no he was. riding with his parents in a different. NE but and then it takes off and she's. like ah and Anya like hops out of the.

car and the lady's like it's like was it. the cowboy driver no this middle-aged. lady she's like oh my gosh I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry she we like it's fine. whatever and then we take off and she. jumps a curb and she goes bo bo she. almost hit pedestrians yes and we're. like oh my gosh and then she almost hits. a pedestrian this pedestrian gets super. mad at her and then what happened when. she dropped us off do you remember oh. she just like I don't remember that what. happened after I just remember her like. begging us not to leave her a bad. yeah and then afterwards when she what.

the afterwards she was like please leave. me a five star review she was like no. she wasn't like leave a five star she. was like I'm so sorry if you leave me a. bad review though like it'll ruin Uber. driving for me and she was like never. one star so fast no I left a five star. no I'm kidding bro we've had some crazy. Uber drivers I I I didn't we did not I. had one that was definitely on drugs no. I had one that pooped the car no you. didn't yes I did I swear I swear I don't. even know I don't lie wait wait wait who. who who is with you my sister okay yeah.

is this true she your mom said it's not. true it is true no it's not my mom. doesn't believe anything I do well for a. good reason I think. no no I had this other Uber driver I was. in LA I was like 15 and this Uber. driver's in a he's smoking some. uh uh some grass some grass he's smoking. some grass he's lettuce oh who does that.

right I eat lettuce bro he's smoking. lettuce and he's like driving he's like. how old are you and I'm like 15 he's. like oh shoot I got to put this away he. puts it away he lost like 2 minutes and. he goes I can't I can't and he grabs it. back and starts smoking his lettuce. again and I'm like bro what oh my gosh. that welcome to La that was a slow Uber. driver I started at recently when I Uber. every time I end up in an electric car. but like in New York and in La okay I. don't know if that was an electric car.

but every time I'm in Uber I get so car. sick and I almost like throw up. everywhere and when I was in New York. this last week my friends and I were in. the back it was an electric car in the. back of if you've never been in one like. sometimes you can get pretty nauseous. especially like when he's driving I get. really nauseous because M do be going a. lot of people get nauseous in the back. of electric cars but I was in the middle. I have two friends on the side of me and. I'm like I'm like about to throw up I'm. like oh it's all coming up and I had a. plan I was like I can either lean over. this way and throw over like throw up. out the window over Paige or I can throw. up like over my sister-in-law I was like.

my sister-in-law is going to be a lot. less mad so I was going to throw up over. her and I was. like plan on which one of your friends. you're going to throw up over well. obviously I had to pick which one's. going to be less mad like I know like. paing Just for future reference I'll be. the most mad nobody choose me I mean if. I'm between both of y'all like I'm going. to have to rock paper scissors in my. you're throwing up over him no no cuz. he's pushing me I Maverick I think you'd. be more likely no no no no no uh I I I.

would I would go MAV I would lose my. mind I'll tell this I don't think you. understand I will throw up if there's. throw up I will throw up if I was in the. middle if I was in the middle and it was. you or Kate I'm going with you bro you. literally threw up in a hotel one time I. I left the room I know but Kate's going. to freak out way didn't you hit under. the covers until it was cleaned up no I. thought I would no you hit under the. cover okay whatever I can't take it I. can't take it if I smell it or see it. I'm throwing up that was bad which also. cash throwing up that one time in the. hotel made me realize how dirty Hotel.

floors are because it was like the. middle of the night and he's like all. over the hotel floor you know carpet I. can't do much I just grab some towels. and I like clean it up like that's not. you got cleaning they're not going to. like come deep clean the carpet like. even if I were like hey someone threw up. I don't think uh Hilton Garden Inn is. going to come what is it steam the. carpet I feel like we should have told. him I feel like power yeah dude like. thing some guys like I'm going to do. push-ups tonight and he got down and he. was just over it I did the best I could. to be fair but so the floor was dirty I.

mean well after I threw after you threw. up on it yeah but like I'm also I've. heard like horror stories though like. people have really bad stories about. someone was telling me about this one. time they were in Vegas and their door. was like you know how you have like the. emergency like lock you can like put it. and the door doesn't close all the way. oh my gosh oh my gosh I saw this I saw. this yeah well no someone came in there. and like it's Vegas so you know. everyone's not sober and this guy came. in and he pulled the drawer out and he. started peeing in her drawer oh I didn't. see that I mean at Le he did it on in. the drawer and but he but yeah so then.

now I'm like maybe he was sleepwalking I. do stuff like that when I Sleepwalk he. did when M was I don't know he was like. 101 he would sleepwalk and he went my. dad was like watching TV I would just go. pee on things and my dad was like what's. he doing yes my dad was like what's he. doing he walks out of the room he pulls. open the trash can and he pees in the. trash can yeah I mean luckily out of all. places he went in the trash can but then. it got worse then the next time he did. it on my parents' door they think they. don't know door that that's an idea. we're not sure about that you Sleepwalk.

no one caught me yeah I Sleepwalk really. really how do you know well my sister. and my friends tell me really and sleep. talk I sleep talk a lot yeah oh I sleep. talk there's like one you can have full. conversations with me same oh yeah. there's like once a year I sleepwalk and. like dude this happened the other like a. couple months ago I went to bed and I. woke up in the shower with the shower. running and I'm standing up and then I. woke up and I was like what am I doing. right now bro and I literally just came. to Consciousness in the shower with the.

shower running and I was like what time. is it I look at I look in it's 3:00 a.m. and I was like I'm going to bed yeah it. weird I've never cash sleep talk um no. but there was one time before we were. married I was you were out of town and I. was staying at the apartment and so I. was like I'll just sleep in Maverick's. room and so cash was asleep in his room. and I was sleeping in your room and then. after like 10 minutes I was like I'm not. tired I'm going to go see what cash is. doing and he was already asleep and I. went in there and I was like what are. you doing and and he was like sleep. talking but I didn't know it and he was. getting mad at me he was like that's.

false bro no that's not I had a video of. it on my old phone but then my old phone. freaking broke so now I don't have it. anymore but he was mad I was cuz then I. realized he was sleep talking and I. started laughing and he was like why are. you laughing at me this is not funny you. need to leave me alone and he was just. being really mean and mad yeah M did. weird Maverick did weird things when he. was sleep when he used to sleep when he. was little he would take his can you do. that oh wait didn't you do that the. other day yeah we talked about this we. did Harper stop wait wait wait my. mascara hold on hold on let me do side.

oh my gosh yeah I would sleep with like. my eyes half open he would do that I. mean I will legit have full. conversations with you like fullon. conversations like like we could play. catch almost like it's not as bad as our. cousin Alex who's here he remember how. he would sleep Alex would sleep like. this he would sleep with his eyes wide. open staring and he's like he's out. Harbert stop oh yeah like that like that. when someone's asleep with their eyes. wide open it's on. another stare you like and you're like. are you youw he's done that you've done.

that before n yep he's been but it's. like a nap in the middle of the day. where he's just like yeah and then I. know he's sleeping but yeah I don't. understand how that's actually possible. think about it you're turning off your. vision my sister said she got really. good at it when do their Vision thing. when you're asleep do you turn off your. vision go that wait I have what do you. mean no yes you turn off your vision I. don't think you can turn it off my. sister said she can do it really well. open I don't know but like turning off. my Rea does not sound like something I.

can do bro you literally can turn it off. thing when you wake up you know you're. awake okay you know you're awake even. when your eyes are closed it would be so. scary there no way someone look this up. no that's no it would be so bad if I had. a. seizure. yeah like I I would not be okay me. neither that wow like I my sister said. she got really good at sleeping like. that during class they're looking it up. you definitely your vision off bro it's. like a it's like a switch yeah some. people are born with problems with their.

eyelids that keep them from shutting. them all the way it's called like that. didn't help us at all that's not what we. asked how do people sleep with their. eyes open yeah oh do it and some people. can't oh oh well I'm one of those people. yeah you know what made me realize. yesterday completely off topic yesterday. I realized I'm an adult now because yeah. you just realized that no I obviously. married I I am married I'm an adult what.

if I got married right now would I die. you know what's crazy used to get. married at like 14 yeah wild no my. sister text me yesterday and she's like. can you sign me out of class I was like. I'm old enough to sign my little sister. out of school if I want and did you do. it well because she texted me and she. was like because she was in class and. she wasn't doing anything and she wanted. to leave and so she had asked my mom and. my mom was like no so then she asked me. cuz I'm considered like an emergency. cont at school me and my brothers are. like her emergency contacts so I just.

called I was like hey I'd like to sign. Anna out of class and they were like. okay we got her what you have to wait. you didn't have to impersonate being. your mom or anything no because I'm an. emergency contact that's legendary and. they were like she was like if you I got. the time you can you be my what's it. called uh contact I mean if your mom put. me down but I don't think she like that. no my mom was like why did you sign her. out I was like cuz she asked like do you. know what I would have done to have been. able to just text my older sister and. say hey can you sign me up if you were.

my emergency contact I ain't never be in. school wait how old is your sister you'd. owe me a lot of money I be charging. senior M would be charging me for that. he be $5 each time you want it no I was. like cuz my brothers were like why did. you sign her out we didn't we weren't. allowed to do that you should have just. made her suffer I was like that's so. mean I mean that's fair like no I do it. to me if Lany didn't do it to him I. would I would never do that because I. wish I had someone that could just call. the school and me out you see that's the. difference between guys and girls is you. wish you had that and we wish we had.

that and that's why we're not going to. do it nope I'm you have to suffer like. me if you ever want to be oh shoot is. her school uh if the school sees this. call no I I hope the school doesn't see. this but like I will sign you out. anytime you need me to. honey oh anyways all right guys I think. we're going to go ahead and end this. episode here um thank you guys so much. for watching make sure you enter the. competition that's about to play you. want to say har say it peace out bro. Shaka Whoever has the most viewed video. using a clip from this podcast on Tik.

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