I’m Sorry…

hey Kate do you forgive me no can you. forgive me already no that was she's. looking at me angry you okay bud no I'm. not okay what am I allowed to walk off. yet if you if you never mind oh my gosh. we not. jokes what's up guys welcome back to. another episode of the best podcast in. the world y you know what I think is. crazy what you're touching your mic. right now and you always yell at. everyone else I know I know I do yell at. everyone for touching their mics and now. you're not using a mic stand but here I. am my mic what makes you so special.

you're really gripping that thing oh I. decided I should do this so if I want to. do a mic drop I can just drop the mic. yeah but a $600 mic Joe how does that. make you feel yeah I'm going to drop. Joe's mic these are y'all's mics bro my. M we bought these These are ours never. mind I'm I'm not dropping this mic oh. Harper yeah I heard that your bed is. back on what with your mom oh my bet you. have a bet with your mom you're betting. your mom my mom always yelled at me not. a bet it's like a wager so basically if.

I get a good grade on this test um then. I'll get a phone you know you said that. last time and you got a bad grade so I. think you're just going to get a phone. when you get a good grade yeah that's. what I me so she's probably not going to. get a phone I thought Harper was being. dramatic because she was like no I dude. come on now what the your chair broke. again dude this is the second time I've. had a chair break on this podcast bro. maybe you should hey uh they have this I. I know a thing called Weight Watchers if. you.

one oh that's good it's second time your. chair's broken good yeah yeah I've. broken two chairs and I knew this one. was not going to be good in your defense. one of them was a children's chair and. it stood but it stood up for about three. or four episodes this is a man chair and. it did not listen Hobby Lobby told me. this thing would last at least 10 years. I should have bought the. warranty that's what you get for hiring. mental uh mental W mental wage minimum. wage chairs minimum wage chairs mental. wage chairs this is a minimum wage chair.

for sure you know what that makes me. think of I just got done if you're not. getting a pay raise that's for sure yeah. you broke. um you broke she didn't even mean that. huh huh huh H. um oh she hit that so good do it again. no what's going on with your wrist dog I. have an idea no you don't you don't have. an idea stop saying you have ideas when. you don't have ideas she says that at. least four times an episode chameleon.

wow said that wow wow where did you come. up with that idea Harper yeah so wonder. that came from this is not sponsored so. it's actually yo yo what are you doing. CH no but if anyone wants to hit up Big. Potato. games stop oh this is our game hold on I. got to scoot my chair backwards can this. like a little bit more. please that's crazy all right there we. go there we go that's better. okay stop I'm speaking now okay we're.

going to play a game it's called the. chameleon no it's just called chameleon. no it's called also does my mind not. make does my mind not yo I'm trying to. talk real quick you sound like crazy it. says the chameleon not chameleon all. right it's called the chameleon yeah you. got does my mind not make like a bunch. of noise and I'm like holding. it this nothing no the reason why I make. a noise is the cables are cheap if. you're holding it like that but you got. good cables good job good cables yeah. all right let's play the G do I need to.

explain it or we just playing y uh I'll. explain it because Kate sucks at. explaining games here so are you good. bro he's like your butt is. vibrating hey yo all right fart. transplant yeah I literally feel like. I'm getting a fart transplant in real. time right now wait is that a real thing. fart transplant yeah like if I fart. right now that is a fart transplant. straight to. him uh so I'm going to do a part. transplant at some point in this episode. have yeah all right all right we're all.

right Kate really wants to play this. game we're gonna play chameleon guys how. the game is played is there is a topic. card um and it pretty much just says a. bunch of random words this one's food so. it just names a bunch of food and then. there's these cards um everyone's going. to have one of these cards with uh the. numbers on it and then we're going to. roll dice and the numbers tell you what. the word down there is pretty much and. then the chameleon's going to have this. card and you don't know who the. chameleon so pretty much everyone. someone doesn't know the word and they.

have to lie to fit in yeah everyone's. going to know the word except for one. person and then we're going to go around. the room and say a word that has. something to do with this word and then. everyone's going to know but one person. and then we got to vote and see who does. not know it and find a liar yeah so so. yeah let's just let's start what what um. which one should we use should we do zoo. animals zoo animals zo animals is good. all right we'll do zoo animals there we. go and then Shuffle the cards Kate. where's the dice okay let me see the. dice so now we're going to pick cards.

and all three of us are going to know. what that is and then there's going to. be a chameleon somehow I'm always the. chameleon I don't know but here we go. okay you're not special take one pass it. down all right Kate I'm going to roll oh. wait we got we got to roll the dice so. it's 41 wait four cross one so now we. all got to find 41 on our card. hello huh here we go all right wait I. can't read that I'm just showing them. the thing yo homie I would like to see. it I want to see two wait let see so.

pretty much if you guys are confused. we're all looking at this and then we're. trying everyone's going to know the word. except for one person so everybody's. going to know what animal it is except. one person and then we're going to go. around the room and everybody is going. to say something to do with that animal. my turn it's Kate okay no it's not it's. I got it uh just off just off. reactions K they like to do this thing. where they they they all right all right. sweetheart they 100% believe they know. who the chameleon is before anything is. said but even the chair said it's Kate.

who who Who's the. chameleon. yeah how does the chair talk all right. well you start. long yeah wow that's not obvious cash. yeah it's cash. what real quick yeah we did and I'm. sorry but no no no no I actually swear. it's actually you can I go first yes she. already went I can go yeah you go for it. okay I'm going to say Kate no we're.

still sticking with you no my word no my. word is Kate and if you actually because. Kate Kate looks like one oh my gosh you. know he would say that about any animal. on that card though a hippo a. monkey an elephant all right you say say. a. word you just called Kate an elephant I. always call them no me personally I. would not take that are you really going. to take that me personally I think you. were insulting me so what's your word um.

my word is uh tall dude uhuh it's MAV oh. it's me it's Maverick switched up mine's. going to say I'm going to do and. unfortunately I gave it away when I said. mine okay it's math no it's cash because. he said me because he would relate me to. any animal on that card no we literally. talked about this it's you we talked. about this last episode no we did not. har I know it's not you yeah it's cash. right it's cash we didn't talk about. this last episode so much the chair says.

V Let's Take a vote no no no no no no. listen listen listen you said toall I. said you this literally describes you we. make fun of you for this because of your. neck all the time everybody comment who. you think it is right now I think I know. what he thinks it is but you're wrong. look at the look on his face now he's. nervous now he's nervous no it's not me. okay I'm voting you I promise you guys. it's not me cash look at them vote me. they vote me every time why turn on a. card okay we're going to play another. round but every single round people vote. me and before before we started this.

game I said they always vote me and I'm. the chameleon cash because you're the. chameleon un F fine I'm the chameleon. yeah I told you was it wasn't giraffe no. it was. ostrich yeah I knew you thought it was. giraffe hey confidence is key in this. game yeah all right let's do one more. we're going to do we're going to do toys. all right Shuffle the cards don't cheat. Kate loves cheating in gam not love. cheating Kate just doesn't like being. the chameleon cuz it stresses Kate out. okay I get nervous really all right give. us the cards take one down pass it down.

did you take one I'm taking the top 9. bottles of milk on the wall my all right. who starts you cuz you the chameleon oh. that is. right five three no you start five. across three down oh okay I'll start oh. I got this in the bag what are we doing. toys I can go first if you want but the. person who the chameleon last starts no. I was the chameleon and it's the person. after the oh wait no does the chameleon.

go first 5 three it's the chameleon yes. that's why we always say it sucks if. you're the chameleon last because it. need what is it so I go first it's five. over three down is the. thing whoa that that was pretty cool. okay I okay wait do I start since I was. the chameleon no yes okay yeah all right. my word is definitely is the chameleon. Circle mhm heartridge your turn uh. lights. mhm.

um come on matth what's your word no. strings attached that's not a word. that's not a that's a phrase oop you're. yal okay. uh no come on just say something bro we. know you're the chameleon already M. finger okay. repetitive oh this is hard I think it's. is it hard Maverick Maverick got it from. one of those. two no it's she did not get wa what was. her word lights no they light those are.

lights oh my gosh guys no okay the fact. that you're trying to blame it on that. it's you they light up no I know you and. I know it's not you it's. MAV it's not cash it's one of those two. that is so guilty if I've ever seen it. that is guilt okay I said Circle Harper. said lights MAV said what finger I said. finger okay which is so like yes no it's. a good answer but what did you say. repetitive okay yes so everyone it's not. YouTu it's lights but Matt the thing is.

is everyone had a good answer Harper. answerers is good yeah well I don't know. I what toy on there has lights them I. will say a lot of those do have lights. likeing. binging actually I haven't even read the. full card so I might be making that up. yeah I mean not many of these have light. let see the C let me see the card all. right well y'all think I'm the chameleon. no oh I know you're the chamele it's MAV. or hard it's one it's it's blue couch. someone on the blue couch it is someone. on the blue couch isn't it k k i who.

should we vote now she thinks it's Kate. oh she is just trying to flip it around. she's trying to it's Harper look at the. way she's smiling okay it's no it's MAV. yeah okay no I'm going to go Harper it's. you it's you it's not one me it's one of. them I know it's Kate what I just know. it's Kate I just have a feeling CU look. at deflecting I know there ain't no way. there we're about to vote one of them. out we're about to vote one of them out. side uh what did you say Circle there's. no way you're trying to vote me right. now there's no way you say rep.

repetitive yeah I think it's circle. circle there's no there's no chance. they're actually just trying to okay. right it's Harper I don't know which one. it is one of y'all do you not see the. way she's acting she's getting everyone. look at look at I understand camera in. the eyes I look guilty right now no look. Noe because like I was I really was dead. said it was Harper but I believe it's. not Harper okay look the camera in the. eyes look the camera in the eyes and say. it's not you it's one y the the eyes and. say it's not you it's not me or Harper.

it's one of you yeah no it is not. they're literally teing up against us. it's cash it's not think I told y they. want to vote me every round it's not. Kate it's oh it's Kate it's Kate you. want to lose you want to lose my card. right now there's no chance it's Kate. it's. notar $100 it's Kate wait can I see if. that's. real okay Alex if you had to pick one of. them which one would you pick I just I. just want to know if you had to pick one. which one would you pick it's definitely. Harper no it's Harper no it's not Harper.

if it's cash if if you had to pick. between cash and Kate which one would. you. pick Kate I'm leaning towards Kate too. but look at him deflect okay we got to. vote we got to vote everyone Point your. fingers and that's what it is and. there's a tiebreaker Alex will break the. tie three two one. go Kate it's Alex who's the tiebreaker. Kate or Harper Alex it's all right flip. your card flip your. card. it's you you suck no it's you I knew it.

was one of y'all yeah it's me I'm the. best in the game are you look at. everyone's Jaws dropped everyone at home. is like there's no way it's cash there. was no way H figure out we're again huh. how did you figure it out I took a wild. guess inste Circle I figured you did I. just took a wild guess in said Circle. that does fit quite a few on here no no. I am the best in the game in the world. everyone at home right now is like no. way it was cash but it was no I.

literally said I'm the best I literally. am at home and I literally said it's you. or her no no no one I was never voted I. was never voted I was Voting you no I. was 50/50 I didn't know which one but it. was one all let's let's move on this. game I obviously I'm I I was chameleon. both times I kind of want to play again. though yeah me too no I was chameleon. both times moving on cuz I wasn't. chameleon at all yeah well you guys. caught me once and then you didn't catch. me once so h I I feel I feel pretty. accomplished that game stresses me the.

heck out every board game stresses you. out I know every board game we play. stresses Kate out that's why we're not. allowed to play Monopoly either I love. Monopoly it's my favorite. game know I tell you what we can do. everyone knows how Monopoly ISS build. puzzles those don't stress me out fun no. we will not be building puzzles those do. stress me out because then I'm like. where's the freaking piece out of every. board game possible puzzles is like the. most stressful one out of all life is. like puzzle you never know what's coming. next. what not the quote that's so.

inspirational put that on a t-shirt. please what dads are like Monopoly. they're always. angry M you say one um a board game pun. go oh a board game pun yeah chameleon's. like cash but he's an actual. chameleon what what okay I don't think. the microphone can even hear. you m m name a board game pun um knock. knock who's there guess.

who that was pretty solid thanks that. one was solid oh I got one I got one um. okay let me think how to phrase this um. he's got it in his head but he doesn't. know how to say it no no I know how to. say it ready um I'm thinking so hard and. I can't. think my my life's like sorry because. I'm always having to apologize to. Kate that's fair this is true you should.

you know everyone lowkey doesn't like. cash everyone's like he's a terrible. husband divorce leave him that does be. said a lot yeah it I would like to say. no comments have ever said that what now. everyone says I'm a great man yeah oh. yeah thanks man yeah I pay that guy to. say that by the way uh no uh people have. definitely said that though cash has a. fair okay say board game Punk go I'm. thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm. so stressed. out she's stressed out again. I have no clue what's going to happen.

next oh that was a good one there's a. that was a good one huh there's a board. game called Clueless life is like clue. you don't know what's going to happen. next oh okay you can't just use the. board game name and then say you don't. know what's going to happen life is like. like a box of chocolates I mean I know. what Kate's life is like you know that. game you know that game with the piggy. where you stuff all the the the burgers. in it until it pops hry hry Hipp Hungry. Hungry Hippos oh my gosh. that go that was not a funny joke maybe.

in the moment bro this man literally. told me like two days ago he goes hey he. literally pulls me aside he goes hey. talk to Kate. um she's she doesn't like when we make. like any sort of like await jokes or. anything so like we can't be making. those anymore and I'm like what you be. making fun of me for my disability we be. making fun of him because he's an idiot. like you cuz he can't read Okay and like.

we make fun of each other yeah okay the. issue is Kate doesn't have Kate doesn't. have anything to make fun of her so we. just got to come up with one yeah she's. not overweight so it's funny what's mine. but what no my point is is you said I. can't make jokes like that anymore and. now you just compared her to a pig pot. belly pig I think that's what it's. called being stuffed with cheeseburgers. pot belly pig I think that's what the. game's called you guys know what game. I'm talking about no am I allowed to. make those jokes or just you uh probably. just me pig. do you forgive me Kate k Kate is not a.

PO belly hey Kate I'm sorry for his joke. yeah I'm it was a little. heavy that's. crazy that's actually. crazy oh gosh oh she's going to walk off. the Pod I'm totally going to hear it. tonight man I'm totally going to hear it. tonight I'm so sorry remember remember. my first pun I had I had to say sorry a. lot I'm sorry can I leave now. no it's only 19 minutes I got 20 30 more.

the Po's not halfway over. Kate are you Delirious no I'm not I just. like to sing do you sing a s no okay. Kate you never said a pun that already. happened I can't think of. any mik back I love you no like the. little twisty thing and like scoot it. back I can touch Harper's having mic. issues I got you me I can never have mic.

issues cuz I hold my mic and now I'm. gonna drop the mic well we paid a lot of. money for. that wait y'all paid for it I thought. Joe did um most of his equipment's ours. Joe Joe is our parent yep uh I don't. think that's. possible Joe's our dad I don't think so. definitely not y'all's. dad um. Harper yeah wait wait I got something.

great I got something great I just in a. fart transplant that's. crazy man does not get paid enough I. just did a fart transplant I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry dude it's okay there's 80k. now just your salary. bum Harper how much would like like. would you dye your hair or would someone. have to like pay you to dye your hair I. would dye my hair what color would you. dye it brown brown is they already. brownish brown or blonde I can't imagine.

you as a blonde like money money the. money pieces will be like kind of. Blended blonde wait what did you say. wait the money pieces the money pieces. what the heck that pieces the pieces. that frame your face yes they be they. would be like kind of blondish like but. more money with those no wait why'd you. call your hair the money pieces that's. what it's called what is this part. called the ni the dime this is my money. pieces you don't have a money pie I'm. start call my hair money wait we don't. have money pieces no it's these pie that. your face the front pieces of your hair.

I've never heard that phrase in my life. wait can y'all split your hair down the. middle and brush it out and make it a. middle part MAV has done that before oh. yeah M tried to rock a middle part for a. while it was horrible it was not that. bad if we can find a picture we might. throw it up but a specific picture in. mind when you were in Hawaii with your. ex-girlfriend that one was bad that was. bad phes but you can't tell him nothing. you can't tell him nothing we're like mt. the middle part's not it he's like. that's not true it looks great what. everybody's like okay it worked for you. I thought it was nice thanks Kate hey.

Kate do you forgive me. no oh no I actually am sorry yeah I know. genuinely are you sorry yeah I I I. genuinely am he just shook his head he. yeah I genuinely am sorry and next time. you are hungry I will not call you a. Hungry Hippo. oh and the Crowd Goes mild m mild what. does mild mean.

like like it's wait is that a fake laugh. no you. don't there you go right. there was real wait you don't know what. mild means like mild sauce yep okay why. is it called mild. sauce do you know yo yo come back to. reality bro come here why is it called. it's because it's. um I'm trying to be smart again um once. the clock turns 23 23 I'm going to be.

very happy. why it just really it'll make you happy. that we're 2333 into the. episode oh I'm so sorry that was a bad. part. trans that one was wet go i' be worried. dude oh no oh no going wrong your light. broke oh no it all went. wrong. it all went mild all right all.

right I won't do any more part. transplant can you forgive me already no. that was she's looking at me angry and I. don't like it I Can Tell She's binding. her nail thinking D this freaking RS. down here. dude what' you do far K are you are you. upset I'm not happy I wouldn't be either. kept being like I won't a hung hung Hipp. together oh what I think you're. beautiful yeah thanks M are you going to. Mar M now I think we're.

all yeah yo out of pocket out of. pocket I can't say. it I was going to say we're all. beautiful on the. inside I'm kid I'm kidding it's a joke. oh my gosh I just can't make I just want. to make it's called the LOL podcast can. we not make jokes everyone else is. laughing it's fine. okay Harper that was a fake one right. there I knew that was real still K what. just say something please I literally am.

saying something right now yeah but it's. not coming off very nice hey don't you. think like cash looks like a noodle. sometimes why are you laughing at that. that's what I thought why are you. laughing at her being a. pig cuz she's. not cuz no did that come off the wrong. way yeah did that come off the wrong way. I did not mean it like that. I me like why are you laughing at.

calling her a pig and stuff yeah why do. you maybe you should have worded it like. that the first time well why why are you. looking like a noodle all the time this. is about to get real bad yeah I I I want. to leave you want to leave yeah think. about your wife. e your wife e what am I allowed to walk. off yet oh if you if you never mind yeah. you can walk there's a guest a special. guest who would like to come on yeah we. we have we have special guests if you. would like no no don't leave no okay I.

already know all the comments going to. be like cash is such a bad ass and. there's nothing I can do. now no okay there there is one thing I. can do please don't comment on this. episode unless you guys want to see my. cheer skills try change top change of. topic actually. yeah that was really good that was mild. I wish I could do that thanks I really. like you practice that a lot mhm is you. ja tell yeah I I really like to do it.

can um why' you call him a noodle cuz uh. he called Kate a pig okay and I don't. stand for that thanks har do you sit we. skipped. 2323 well there're still 26 26 wait wait. wait wait three 2 one zero wow wow sorry. wow okay maybe they'll add some butter. to your. noodle oh make it make sense oh my.

gosh cash listen I don't know what to go. okay uh well let's move on from that. okay you you okay bud no I'm not okay he. just sad that he called is still moping. around I'm not moping the longer the. joke was like 10 minutes ago the long. I'm literally sitting here long you. longer you you don't say nothing how. about we all say mean things to cash. say mean things about people the longer. you sit there and you're like am I.

sitting like the longer you sit there. like that the more comments that are. commenting cash is so mean oh well I'm. so sorry people are going to say mean. things about you that hurt your feelings. I'm painting a bad picture I'm in a bad. picture right now and I was framed it's. a bad light it's a bad light and I'm. being framed he actually did break the. light though and and I'm not this mean I. promise as you're sitting on someone you. say. that I'm not mean right you're pretty. mean that guy 10,000 deducted from his.

salary yeah he'll he'll be getting a pay. reduction so think he makes. 10,000 oh Alex how much do you make not. [Laughter]. enough y the chair is talking what oh my. gosh it's not yes it is is this in my. mom oh it is talking yeah it's also.

farting or no it's no that me that's. definitely. me wait I dude I to not trying to like. do anything like to say a brand name on. here but could you hand me my dream no. no we're not sponsored are you talking. about Celsius no uh no no we're not. sponsored by that either um well you. covered your hand but you literally did. not block the cameras from seeing you. you said she like covers Us from seeing. guys it's just it's kind of an addictive.

drink if I tell you is it. really Joe what did you say it is it's. delicious it's so good it's not it's. just not Harper 10% coconut water you. actually enjoy this podcast yes there's. no chance bro as soon as we're done. shooting har goes on her computer and. watches YouTube yeah literally in. between sets she just goes over there. and gets on her computer and she's. watching YouTube videos she's like not. hang this the first day I got a computer. in between in between she was playing. with Joe's she comes and hangs out with. me sheing with stuff yeah well after the.

episode this episode we're all going to. go get dinner and Harper's still not. going to come she's invited you've never. been to a team dinner no cuz I have to. do what's it called um school work yes. she actually has to get a degree yeah I. guess do you have your school work with. you no um yo you should bring your. homework on and see if cash can do it. there's that would actually be a good. thing see I mean I can definitely do her. homework that's question I mean no. questions asked but it's not like he's. illiterate or anything definitely not.

he's got. scoliosis listen the other day guys this. is kind of a this is this is a sore. topic but we're going to bring it up so. we started running to the gym it's two. mil it's a two mile run I'm like all. right I can do that so the first day I. run with cash he's already been running. and I was like I'll run with you to the. gym so I run with him 16 minutes is our. time it's 2 miles that's 8 Minute miles. like that was really slow I didn't tell. him that but I thought that was really.

slow later in the day he comes out to me. he goes dude that was my record that. time was that was a hard run today that. was. hard I I've r a six minute. mile like six minute exactly like 631. okay that's what I run I I run like a. 637 hold on first of all I was running. two miles so I was Pac myself if I. wanted to run one mile as fast as I. could it'd be like it' be like 5 minutes. no no it wouldn't like 54 NOP wouldn't. be under it wouldn't even be under 7even.

minutes you think Harper can run a. faster mile than me yes there you. go after this can y'all both go run a. mile it'll take it'll literally take. five minutes according to you so yeah I. would dead I dead serious I'd run a mile. anyway point of this story is I run the. I I run I get at 6 minute 30 time the. next my mom ran a. marathon so you think you just are. genetically hold on wait is that true. did you run a marathon oh she R Marathon. crazy impressive yeah that's actually. really good you won you won the marathon.

no oh. oh so you think because your mom can run. a half marathon you can be cash. yeah yeah no see school I I ran uh three. miles and 11 minutes and 50 seconds no. you did not dude I'm not I'm not going. Li that would be like a world record do. you understand that or mean two miles. that's what I meant I'm not going to lie. when I'm running that's like a. near-death. experience I'm gas like I'm Gass I'm. like I started getting dizzy I started.

getting sick I every time I'm run I'm. like oh this death could happen that's. definitely possible it does feel like. that I have a lot of. near like I still feel like I'm on a. near-death experience with you because. you're still not talking I literally. don't bring it up don't bring it we. switching subjects uh yeah so yeah so I. I gave cash I told him I'd give him a. minute and a half Head Start in a two-. mile run a minute and a half Head Start. he's like okay that's fine well he goes. does a practice run and he's like he. shows up the next day and he goes yeah.

I'm withdrawing from the. race listen man ran a mile and had to. walk the Second Mile listen running is. not my thing okay obviously everyone. looks at me they're like okay that man's. obviously. strong um R we don't know he's so humble. as well yeah listen I'm humble where I. know I'm not the greatest at if you said. running I'll be like I'm not the best. but if you said strong I'll be like beat. all you you know what I'm saying so your.

chair is saying no what the dude do you. even want paid at this point like yeah. let's do handstand push-ups dude no one. good. idea you cannot do one handstand push-up. do it wait do a handstand push I'm just. tired right now oh okay actually I will. let me just hook in my shirt I am too. I'm ready for a nap oh see she was just. tired the whole time yeah she's just. tired I have lit shead talk she enjoys. our jokes have I not been talking no no.

yeah you have not been talking at all. ever since ever since the pot belly pig. thing you've not been talking. sorry wow that was not. a go she looks at me she. goes like yo you did nothing you went. down you didn't come back up you think I. can do one yeah no no absolutely not. watch this give your chair break can you. hold my legs no that doesn't count yeah.

if if somebody could hold my legs I. would be able to do it no okay map hold. their legs no it doesn't count it's not. a handstand push-up okay well can you. hold our legs for the sake of the. experiment yes. sir ready yeah all right let's. see. oh okay. sure see told you she K that all right. my turn that's that's what I. thought yes. sir. I don't think this is going to go those.

you think it's going to go it's going to. go great I don't think so I feel like. you're too feel like you're too bottom. heavy. for yeah. right ready yeah are you going to hold. my legs yeah that's the plan bucko but. you can't put your legs up yet right. ready. ready oh. no his his feet aren't all the way up.

why you do that out here they never. got yo he tortured me no that no your. feet were above your head so that I was. literally having to hold the weight of. your legs am I in frame like this. probably not probably. not is. he no no that wasn't a real one cuz you. weren't all the way your legs were like. your body was like this mine was a. straight up which is harder yeah. whatever yeah uhhuh all right what if. what if for one.

episode they switch you dye your hair. blonde you dye your hair red well that. would just ruin my hair now we my hair. you act like Harper Harper acts like C I. don't think I'm capable of that can we. try it for a second can y'all switch and. you want them to switch hair no just. switch POS I want her to be Kate okay oh. well that's easy you a got to say. nothing this is going to be the hard. one all right so just say about one so. what should we talk about. uh well uh how is uh.

you time. time look. at the acting right. now AR actually acted. pry really good I did not expect you.

guys to act like each other gone. so hey. Harper I'm. sorry no it's fine I'm. fine it's. fine I have an idea or Kate Kate are are. you mad yes I do I do have an. idea okay what's your idea what's your. idea I don't know bro she's so annoying. I. swear. uh Kate are you still mad me I was never.

mad I don't I don't know what are we we. we're the same person he had the same. personality I was never mad I don't. understand. like your wife's hot you get no. [Laughter]. girls.

guys I kind of want to sing I'm cry real. tears Kate are you mad at me are you. still mad at me K Kate are you mad at me. no I'm not it's fine Kate please. everyone's going to I just want to I was. never mad I keep talking okay no oh gosh. y'all want to see me dance oh I'm so. sorry so. sorry that was on accident that was that.

one wasn't even on purpose. guys you guys want you guys want to see. me dance no nobody wants to actually. uh I can dance pretty well youall know. how much our payroll. is okay nobody gets that 307 videos. going in a week nobody gets this cash. adds up our payroll at least like five. times a day why does he do that do we. we're always hiring new people so he's. like I I'm going I'm going to vouch and. say cash you don't do that oh cash does.

it every day cash you don't do that hun. how many times a day does Cash add a. payroll I'm not do I add a payroll I'm. not a pig gosh no oh my gosh Kate you. look so beautiful over. there even though you're sleeping like. that's just it's so you thank you thank. you guys this is we should have a talent. show no I'll go first. okay so that that's enough of that.

that's yeah yep all right. well sorry let's see um who believes in. ghosts anyone no guys I still failed my. last test so my mom has not gotten me a. new phone yet I'm Fe I'm. Fe okay does do. that all right I'm done with.

this huh I don't I don't want to do this. anymore when was the last time you talk. to a girl. me this seems like a weird setup right. now. um last time I talked to a girl he he's. horrible at talking to girl this gu no. Riz Josh be peed the peed the bed I did. not do that hey hey it was it was sweat. okay hey it was sweat stop it was. definitely sweat everything all right.

there Harper I talked to a lot of women. he's touching the mic he's touching the. mic yell at him he's touching the mic. look a girl texted me right now no she. didn't was it an ugly yes she did look. at that oh my God a girl did text me oh. my gosh it's an email text your mom your. mom doesn't count girl text me and I. your mom doesn't count I dance with a. lot of women do you yeah and and 40y old. woman I don't think you do I'm so done. with this wa kind of enjoying being. Harper I'm kind of enjoying being no.

that was not it's pretty easy to be Kate. you don't do nothing sit around yeah you. sit with a blanket sit around the ear. all day with the blanket like that hurt. I think I think K does a really good job. me personally I think Kate does a really. good job at the loudest thing that comes. from Kate is her yawns literally that's. the loudest thing I've ever heard well. she's probably just it's just cuz she's. up all night babysitting you you think. that's why Kate's like that yeah I mean. she doesn't have to get up in the middle. of the night and change the sheets. sometimes that's not true only only B.

yeah we get I pee the bed big deal big. deal I thought Kate's blanket was taken. away someone yeah doesn't look good I. got it back bringing the grandma Vibes I. got it back okay can you guys switch. back oh a blanket I'm doing it for your. your D sake hey. Harper hey yo how's you and Arison hey. yeah how's you and. Harrison so me and Harrison are not on.

talking terms except I'm probably am. going to text him after this just. because he still owes me $5 cuz I bought. him food the other day again oh but he's. still talking to three other girls but I. know I'm at the top of the list so it. doesn't even matter so yeah oh yeah are. you guys best friends on Snapchat no I. actually blocked him but I was I was. going to unblock him after this episode. to text him because I think I was going. to hang out with him tonight really yeah. he seems a little immature maybe no it's. not just block him well I'm only.

14 wait wait hey Kate yeah can I have a. motorcycle no a what the you that was. your time can y'all switch back the. answer is still going to be no if they. switch answer's not changing that trick. question so what should we talk about no. can you switch back please I have an. idea oh my gosh.

what we should all this is a miserable. episode this is this is miserable this. is way too long can you please switch. back please I like being Harper I like. being Kate myself I'm I'm going to end. the episode if youall to switch. back bro thinks we. [Laughter]. care yo can you get off your phone we're. fing a podcast excuse me who are you. texting I'm going through notes your. girls really disrespectful. yeah that is sorry I can't hear.

you Mom I don't speak my butt is. sweating my butt is sweaty so much and. I'm so sorry for you by the way I'm I'm. sorry buddy does this does this make you. feel bad about. yourself why are you wearing this stupid. hat hey yo cuz I'm the captain captain. of what the no Girls. Club thought that was funny Chase is. like Oh shot F oh my gosh have my hat. back did anyone on camera just see his. forehead when he flipped his hair.

back hey yo joe yeah let's see your. forehead do it again appar y' always. making fun of my forehead no I'm not. I've never seen it no okay hey oh Harper. chill he's just mad that he has no girls. and no game all right can you mad cuz. you can't hold a relationship I'm only. 14 okay we get it. careful or you'll end up like Kate if.

you keep eating. [Music]. hamburgers yo that is not funny that was. funny not funny cuz you're Harper that's. not funny I think Kate is. beautiful. okay it's time to switch bro yeah like. move back I'm not mad just I'm just. a. see I switched into different universes. like Harbor to Kate Kate to Harbor.

Harbor to Kate like Doctor Strange over. here yeah it's okay how did no all right. we're not hearing one word from K for. the rest of the episode that's for sure. um thank you so much for watching guys. we will see you guys next time Kate do. you want to do the outro if you want to. go really. quick all right peace out bro Shaka. Shaka Whoever has the most viewed video. using a clip from this podcast on Tik. talk or YouTube shorts we're going to be. personally FaceTiming post as many times.

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