I Kissed Charlie D’amelio

okay cash what's your One Truth and One. Lie I haven't brushed my teeth in 3 days. or 4 years ago I kissed Charlie deelia. I'm your wife I know you brush your. teeth every day I see it wait so you've. kiss Charlie demilio unfortunately I do. know the truth and you did KISS Charlie. demilio the guy was stealing from my dad. so my dad caught the guy and was holding. him until the police got there he's on. camera and you just see my dad coming. inside the frame and the guy's standing. there with his hands up and my dad puts. him on the ground kicks him to the. ground and just holds him there the. robber got so scared that he called the. police on himself and said please come.

help. [Music]. me so guys I was at the trampoline park. the other day and literally I thought I. saw cash but um really yeah I literally. thought I did but it no I wasn't there. you were nope well anyways it was a guy. that looked like you but that's besides. the point oh yeah um I liter what's. anyways sorry are you whining yeah I. yeah stop crying bro he's sad that I. compared him to a little boy anyways so.

there was this kid that looked exactly. like cash there and he came up to my. face and he was also a fan and he was. like he was like oh my gosh Harper. Harper and I was like hi hi hi and he. like pulled off my eyelashes he did not. what wait wait wait no no no you just. skipped a lot okay there was a fan he. said hi Harper and then he just yeed. your lash off your face yeah he's like. what no no no you did not reach and grab. your lash what did you do to provoke. this I I I was like what the no what did.

you do to make him R your's definitely. there's definitely more to the story no. there's there's no more to the story I. know there's more to the story there's. no more to the story there is more to. the story okay well um there's not more. to the story I I he just came up to me. he grabbed my lash I almost died oh you. really want all attention on you at all. times listen guys if I'm being honest. I'm freaking out in the cage okay I'm. freaking out don't tell me to sit sit. don't tell me to sit sit sit I'm not. your dog I'm not sitting.

fine I said because I want to yeah yeah. see I don't sit anymore hey how about. this lay down I'm not laying down okay. fine I'll let it's lay down Cas lay down. okay I'm just getting sleepy no I'm. sleepy you're doing as you're told I'm. your bossy cash good boy cash is such a. good boy I'm literally just sleepy no. you have to be controlled don't you no. you listen you listen to your brother. very well yeah who's your daddy.

I do what I. want clearly you don't do what you want. you listen to me very well no see I'll. stand up right now see that how you like. that huh huh how you like that how about. you lay down lay down no I'm not doing. it this time how are you lay down no I'm. done lay lay down I'm done L nope not. doing it lay down nope lay down okay I'm. getting sleepy again that takes a out. Tona before this oh you going to pout. you going to have an attitude yeah turn. away from us but yeah guys at the. trampoline park yeah sorry guys this. cage is really getting me claustrophobic. no no it it's it's fine I understand but.

like at the trampoline park this kid. just came up to me and he grabbed my. lashes he was like wow I hate that for. you oh I just I hate it for you. yeah anyways what the oh it was him what. the. [Music]. shma I don't understand Tik Tok now what. the shma like what is. that I don't understand. what what what are the words in English.

for what the sigma Sig Sig it's like. Alpha Sigma oh like you're the alpha or. like no uh I'm confused I'm G be honest. I I don't really get it yall know usma. from what's it calleda usma from. Monsters. universityma Sig farad oh usma Sigma. that was their that was their frat that. Mike and soie were in. wasma it was Sig Sigma see cameraman. shaking his head yes or o mappa o mappa.

mappa something Kappa mappa o mappa. there's a guy on Tik Tok that like will. pretend to be a frat boy he's like Frat. Boys at parties and they'll be like. what's your frat and he's like uh usma. usma let's see I'm going to look it up. is usma I'm telling you I feel like. you're wrong no guys I know my Monsters. University I'm excited to start what's. it called collegea but I'm not going to. go I told you o mappa o mappa mappa I. feel like you said something different.

no I don't think so yeah you did no he's. a gaslighter I told you m is a. professional gaslighter look at him. trying to Gaslight me kiny run run no as. far as you can she just thinks anytime. you tell her that she's wrong she's. being gaslighted she's terrified I'm. going to watch this footage back and. prove to myself that I said usma the. whole time usma Kappa Kappa g g are you. GNA are you g to go to sority when you. go to college I'm not going to college. well like last week you said you were. going to. college and this carpet Cas you good oh.

yeah I just like the carpet okay or do. you like to be. controlled no just the carpet put your. nose out of the cage what do you think. I'm doing I'm trying to get out of here. why' you guys like me in here in the. first place honestly I don't even get. this cuz I'm about to put a shot collar. on you and every time you talk Cas I. just want to know what happened to your. body hold on I think I smelled that cake. we dropped here the other day. oh um so where's your where's your body. cash my B what do you mean I'm right. here but I can't get out of this cage.

you guys put me in see I noticed that. you're a dog though yeah you don't look. right yeah you look a little funky it's. fine your coloring is a little off is I. know that's got to be racist it's from. all that tanning and sunburn yeah it's. from all your sunburns that you've. gotten also looks like your eyes got. brown all right you guys you guys want. to know what happened to me yeah you. want to know what happened to me please. tell us you ever seen a Scooby Snack. yeah I ate that and you turn into Scooby. yeah they they said it's temporary. though oh so when should you be back.

about seven eight hours well I hope you. know you look at nothing like Scooby. well you know we could have rescheduled. the shoot if you would have just told us. the situation no it's fine it's fine I. think this is my good side. anyway oh you guys want a Scooby Snack. stop looking at my. girl why are you just staring at my girl. I just like the T-shirt you haven't. looked at your wife one time well I. would but cash over here um cash stop. staring at her I'm I'm not staring I. just got something in my eye scaring.

everyone I just got something in my eye. tell me how you really feel about me I. just have something in my eye guys okay. and if I look the other way the wind the. fan it hurts my eye so I got to I got to. stay looking this way really yep well. stop it I can't I look over here Noe I. can't look over there I wish I could but. I can't over here look at your girl at. your wife I I really wish I could but I. can't oh. hey hey baby hey how's it going.

hey doing good give me a kiss no give me. a kiss on the lips give me a kiss on the. lips I won't be doing that no kiss my. lips give me a little French kiss give. me a little kiss on the lips give him a. little French Kiss yeah come on come on. baby oh come on baby oh yeah yeah e cash. has parasites on his lips whoa whoa whoa. whoa I actually saw them the red little. um things like there's red things um. called parasites yeah I saw those on him. they guys I feel kind of bad should we. let cash out yeah yes yes you should.

please let me out I don't think so I was. kidding it was just a joke but cash. looks like he's freaking out a little I. am I'm glad you noticed Harper eh I mean. we should probably keep him in there hey. guys I got you guys I got something to. tell y'all what what you guys you guys. want me to tell you yeah yeah you sure. yes okay that's not really me what the. heck that's really me. wow. wow if you're here.

who's in there oh that's that's my dog. you don't like dogs ha dog you actually. talk every day about how you never want. to get a dog in your life ever no I like. dogs look I'll show you it's my dog yeah. hold. this hey Doggy Dog remember me no it's. already bad it's already bad she's going. straight TV. cash um he going rip his pants.

remember when he said his legs were long. enough out of. curiosity Kenzie do you think my dog. would bite me if I got in. there no seems like a kind kind dog you. think this dog's kind bite do you think. it's ever been anyone before um. positively no. okay get in there 100% she's more likely. to scratch your sunburn oh that's. awesome a sweet dog he if you want to. make sure sure you don't get bit you.

should go in there natural take the. shirt off she'll trust you more she'll. trust you more. more I sit down what's your dog's. name oh hold. on this is. Christ oh be careful that cost. money okay okay sit down sit down we. need to get in the cage now.

we need to get in the cage to prove that. we like each other bro you're weird. getting in cages with dogs yep. just. man go that mute that and we're back. because of something Harper said all. right all right you're sitting kind of. in the middle taking up the whole Space. doggy that probably yeah hey doggy. you're you're taking up the whole Space. dude no if you wait if you sit. crisscross applesauce she'll cuddle with. you. perfect yeah Okay g on that's what I.

always wanted to see Chris cry's. applesauce and cuddle with the dog I'll. give you the mic through the hole once. you set yo how I'm coming in she does. not want to share right now. share oh yeah oh she's cuddling you. bud oh you're her leg be careful she's. breakable she's. breakable what.

so cute they're besties you're not. you're not a lap dog bro oh oh no she's. going to try jump she going to try jump. he close the top no we're head you're. just a big old lap dog aren't you yep. we're in here together me and you just. me and you. cute okay just two dogs in a. cage two wild animals in a cage two wild. beasts two now that we're.

no way she's sitting right her stomach. is kind of scaring. me I feel like she going to pee on me I. hope she does I really hope she don't. pee on me I really hope she does Tail's. like. sticky what is going on she's so. chilling now yeah you a chill dog huh. hey you know we were supposed to play a. game on this episode well I have a. question what cash what's the name of. your dog me me put that next to. Maverick's.

squeal oh no help me don't no help me. yeah that was girly sorry I don't like. dogs looking me okay I'm I'm I'm happy. that your face is that way keep your. face that way this where all the action. is I'll keep my face over here wait so. what's your dog's name oh my dog's name. yeah tank okay tank oh I didn't call it. see looks at you oh tank tank hey. tank yeah it a that's crazy you named a.

girl tank Stella oh T hi. tank I don't know what I heard but I. think I just heard Stella no dog's name. is tank not Stella nope Let's test the. theory. tank Stella she's sometime she's. confused by okay she she has identity. issues sometimes ready ready tank. Stella oh well in German Stella's also. known as tanks oh well so okay and she's. a German short hair I think she German.

bulog does she knows German yeah she. knows she's fluid the German language. does she like pretzels. Platz pretzels pretzels pretzels are. German pretzels aren't German yeah they. are are pretzels German wetel pretzels. are German and Annie pretzels Kate. saying pretzels are German they are. aren't they anti. ant antt well cash what was the game you. had in mind first oh I didn't have a. game you guys want to play game yeah. yeah my game is truth and a lie oh.

fantastic what the supposed to come up. with these before the episode huh very. original uh yeah yeah yeah I did that. for sure M you start uh no I'm going to. go last okay okay you start H okay we'll. let Tank start okay ready um one time. one time like you're not doing a voice. for the dog right now hold on head just. hold on one second okay here we go. she standing up.

she okay okay tank you're going to tell. your truth in a line now okay one. time one time I had a crush on it. okay on a. cat okay please please. stop please stop please stop okay no. you're good you're good here you're good. here some really good bonding I got you. no I got you you're safe oh that's a toy.

now oh that's now a toy help help mey. help me it's your dog get your dog under. control going bite me going to bite me. bite. me you you got to move the mic cuz. that's not going to be good for later. the you're okay puppy don't bite me. please I'm I'm sorry please don't I'm. scared I'm actually scared I want out oh. I went out I went out I out tell that's.

you or the dog talking I I I out I went. out I went out I went out guys can you. please let us out please let us out I. think I should rescue the dog you can. stay in the dog stays out I feel like. she's going to panic and bite me I'm. going to let the dog out yeah we. should okay wait no she's good now she's. good now wait she's good she's good. she's good yeah she's good I think we. should get her out okay okay get her out. she's kind of stressed go baby. [Laughter].

a oh wait you're going to go put her not. here right sh lay down no she's. okay she'll. stay I like the way Cash's dog listens. to Kinsey much better we need to get you. a shot call or. something she's exploring I told you. that dog's that dog's wild it got rabies. no it. don't Stella lay down lay down she's so.

sweet tell no that dog that dog got. something wrong and it's Noggin I think. that you got something wrong no stay lay. down the dog is mentally unable okay. we're playing two truths and a lie yeah. no one truth and a lie one truth and a. lie in Kate you're first okay my one. truth or lie outside. is uming Mission why the dog goes to. time out okay my One Truth and One Lie. I sucked my thumb until I was 11 years.

old that's defin that's highly. embarrassing that's highly true and then. my middle name is from my grandmother oh. shoot oh. no really y'all really think that one of. those is they're very comparable oh I'm. going to be honest I'm married to you. and I'm kind of confused what do you. think honestly I think the truth is you. sucked your thumb till you were 11 and. you the LIE is is um yeah your grandma.

name Kate Marie Baker my middle I'm. saying my middle name came from my. grandma Yeah I'm going with the truth is. a thumb sucker uhhuh you a thumb sucker. wow I can't believe y'all think that of. me well M what what's truth what's lie. what do you. think I think there's two options Bud. you're a little s th scker Acker that's. all three thumb sucker a Thum sucker. well I want to hear my KY think before I. come in here. a wait dog still here yeah Dog's good oh.

you put the obedient collar on it hey. she don't get shocked she just gets a. little ring okay that dog is crazy I'm. telling you look at it it doesn't know. how to act like a normal. dog M you got to do the jumps got to. show how high she can jump yeah lay down. she'll jump on have a toy oh there you. go no shout that dog stays there for. more than 10 seconds which one do you. think is the truth lie okay what one of.

them was thumb sucker and the other one. she sucked her thumb till she was 11 or. her middle name is from her grandma oh. which one's true yeah uh your middle. name is from your grandma is true wow. you're taking the other all right what. everyone else said I was a thumb sucker. oh what is it I was I knew I knew it I. didn't suck my thumb until I was 11 I. knew it I knew she was a thumb sucker. you can just tell by the way her teeth. grew in you can just tell like what. actually that is so true Alpha.

Sigma my teeth were so messed up and. like I couldn't like literally my. parents tried everything to get me to. stop sucking my thumb but I just. couldn't and the only way I stopped was. when I got braces it was like. uncomfortable so that's when I finally. stopped yeah if you if you suck your. thumb long enough your teeth your teeth. grow weird yeah and my teeth were. definitely growing weird that's why I. got that explains you bro were you a. thumb sucker oh he had to have braces so. bad yeah for like 10 years he had them. yeah they were on me so long that that. they they stained my teeth forever yeah.

well was that cuz you didn't brush your. teeth what did they stain how they cuz. you didn't brush his teeth yeah uh well. you know we don't really know the cause. when did you get them put on huh when. did you get them put on uh when I was. they were on for like five years yeah. okay I have my braces on for how much. Mom I think the most you're supposed to. have them on is like three I had them on. for yeah had mine for two yeah I had. mine for like a year and a half like. whatever yeah the issue was I never wore. my bands so so he uh I never got him off.

and I still never fixed my under bite. because I didn't wear my bands enough. did you have bands yes you did oh and I. have an overjet an overjet mhm you mean. an overbite no no no it's where my front. two teeth go overjet yeah it's an. overbite yeah that happens yeah okay. cash what's your One Truth and One Lie. uh my One Truth and One Lie is I haven't. brushed my teeth in 3. days or how do you how do you like your. husband I'm sorry hey that could be a. lie that could be the LIE the fact that.

everyone was like well that's the truth. yeah what. the now you got me not one to. fish okay so yeah you might as well. don't that's the truth whatever you're. about to say next is a lie I hav brushed. my teeth in 3. days or I haven't brushed my teeth in. four. days to think one of those is true is. really. concerning which one's it going to be. the truth you didn't brush your teeth. for 3 days what's one more day that's.

what I'm saying I'm going to try for. five tomorrow oh no no no I'm kidding. I'm kidding the the actual truth and Li. is I haven't brushed my teeth in 3 days. or uh four years ago I kissed Charlie. demilio four years ago you I know the. answer to this one all right what's the. lie I'm going last oh um I'm saying the. LIE is you I mean I'm your wife I know. you brush your teeth every day I see it. oh that's good yeah that's good she. genuinely didn't think you brushed your.

teeth that what the heck no I actually. wait so you've kissed Charlie. demilio well we don't know I haven't. said y yeah what do you think the truth. is you kissed Charlie deio I guess. whatever it's cool I guess okay keny I'm. going to go with that I heard you've. kissed quite a few people whoa whoa It's. like 34 you been talking you really been. talking run in your mouth huh tank tell. the whole town Sor unfortunately I do. know the truth yeah and you did KISS. Charlie demilio on the lip on the lips.

yeah that's the truth I was there no he. was not okay I think it should be my. turn lay down one Truth and One Lie uh. one of my first one is Cash kissed. Charlie. [Laughter]. demilio um no you definitely did KISS. Charlie deia though that's insane when. wait why is that insane that someone. would kiss him no that Charlie demilio. kissed cash so you're basically whenever. you kiss know it's crazy he went down.

wild what what what were you GNA say har. like so basically when you kiss cashier. kissing Charlie demilio does the. Renegade ever rub off on you cash cash. Harper the truth is he tried he got. rejected I did so I had to kiss. Dixie okay no no uh the truth is. actually is it's a joke what's a joke. which one's what do you mean it's a lie. or I never kissed Charlie amilio dude. and you never brushed your teeth huh you. never brush your teeth yeah they're both.

a lie what's the point of I don't think. I don't think you understand the game. what do you mean it's one truth One Lie. do you want us to think well or I can. say two two lies and y'all got to guess. a lie if they're both lies no that. wasn't an option no that wasn't the game. Harper what's your one trth I want to go. again I want to go again if that's not. the game hey sh sit down wait I want to. play the game right I want to play the. game right you don't want to play the. game right I do my turn or the highway. so wa so wa are you doing one Truth and. One Lie yes and we have to to guess the. lie so no matter what you have to tell.

One Truth and One Lie yes yes okay that. would have been good to clarify we said. we're playing one Truth and One Lie No. it's a truth and a lie so all you got to. do is guess if it's a true or a lie but. I could say two truths and you got to. guess which one's truth or a lie and if. you guys a lie you're still wrong so. he's confused okay har all right please. go Harper so um my first thing is when I. was in Costa Rica I got stung by 18. jellyfish on one leg 18 that's all. specific lie yeah lie okay or or when I.

was like 8 years old I took a lighter to. my face and it accidentally like curled. that's true I don't even know where. going you defin and it accidentally like. um fired off all my lashes oh like. singed your eyelashes a friend who did. that yeah really this is common wow hm. it's common we should do a poll how many. of you guys have singed your eyelashes. don't try actually it was kind of. satisfying but it burned my eyes so bad. it hurt okay so I think that that's the.

truth. yeah is the truth actually it was the. Costa Rica one I got stung by 18 jelly. fish how do you know it was 18 what were. you counting one two three four no there. was at by the end of the day there was a. bunch of different red dots on my leg. and it was only on on both thighs right. here oh so you counted the dots yeah so. you had 18 stings sure it wasn't a sker. bite well it's Costa Rica they don't got. those Costa Rica they got a lot of. mosquitoes I don't know I've never been. har har been there can you tell us oh.

yeah I've been to Costa Rica many times. and I love Costa Rica you got like a. freaking what's that called a time share. or something no I like to go to Costa. Rica I feel like she've been to Costa. Rica once I two times twice okay and. there it's just the best place ever the. second time wasn't the best but I rode. horses I played games I sat down at the. fire with my family and I well had a. good time I'm so glad no. all right KY truth and a lie or lie lie.

truth or truth up to do one truth one. the rules have changed now no it's still. one truth one lie he's confused okay. let's think through because I told. Maverick mine right before this and he. said they were dumb so they were a. little lame but it's okay so I'm going. to rethink something real quick um oh. you're what are you doing M okay I'll go. I'm just move it up yeah you go just be. more even more in the conversation yeah. sure you know what I'm saying oh well. while she's thinking I'm going to go. ahead and go yeah so let's see first.

make it good M make it. good. okay I'm trying to think of something. that uh oh so it wasn't good the one you. were about to say no it's good I had to. clarify for you to make it good it no. it's good I'm just I really wanted to do. one that you wouldn't believe uh that's. kind of the whole point of the game you. know like everything about me a okay two. truths and a lie um we'll. do I oh my gosh bro spit it out I've.

shot an elk you shot an elk and. I have eaten sand at Santa. Monica well that's the why what do you. mean I. know I know this so I feel like I. shouldn't be able to play the truth is. you know this yeah the truth is you shot. L everyone here knows what everyone. knows yes you talk about it what is it. the you shot out you ate sand is the. truth no you ate sand is the LIE looks.

like there's some controversy no wait no. that he shot an elk no I ate sand at. Santa Monica mavick would never eat sand. yes and he shot an elk but he didn't. kill it and he was highly disappointed. in himself exact okay when you say I. shot an elk that makes me think that you. actually well I did shoot one he's a bad. shot yeah you shot it or you shot over. it well I no I shot it um this uh it was. a good hit too it's just there's a small. gap between the lungs and the spine you.

point out animal it's it is a big animal. can you please point out on tank where. you shot that no yes okay so I need you. to stand. up why is Tank's eyes close Tank's going. to sleep she's tired I told you I gave. the dog melatonin earlier well dang I. thought that was a good one yeah you. came at mine I'm going to go ahead and. say m well KY is going to be harder. because none of us really know her very. well okay I got what she says is a. better one oh no me and keny go way back.

actually no you don't no make back to. last like. Wednesday okay Kenzie your truth and a. lie. okay uh the first one lie oh gaslighter. I told you that's not she doesn't even. know what gaslighting is I think you're. misusing this word a lot well you know. what maybe that wasn't a gas light but. you give off very big gaslighter energy. with the way you try to control people's. conversations you have big gaslighter. energy hey sit down what the I don't. really sit down cuz I can't stand.

up continue Kenzie I've never seen the. Harry Potter hot Harry po potty I've. never seen a Harry Potty either what is. a Harry Potty a Harry Potty a Harry. Potty a Harry Potty oh that's nasty I. actually SE a Harry Potty oh yeah you. guys ever see hair all over the potty. that's a Harry Potty no no why they get. a haircut in here or something it's. always like a McDonald's bathro. too oh no yeah McDonald's definitely has.

some Harry potties and Arby's Arby's. gives off Harry Potter Harry Potty Vibes. to me um Arby's gives off meat that when. you cut into it Blood starts pouring out. and with hair haror do you like Arby's. like to eat there I don't I've actually. never ate there before I've eaten there. once and you should I haven't eaten. there but I've smelled it before oh they. got the best curly fries they do have. some good food what their chicken. tendies are fire okay okay w w wo w w. ain't no way you just said that they're.

chicken tendies ain't no way he just. said that what's Hong saying chicken. tendies yo chicken tendies are fire. their chicken tendies are fire you got. high estrogen bro what what the heck hey. it's okay I have high testosterone did. you know that about me yeah he we're. saving that for another episode oh yeah. Mom that's what cash said cash first off. there's nothing wrong with saying. chicken tendies there's actually a huge. I would argue a whole like book of stuff. wrong with say chicken tendies B one.

thing one thing give me one thing wrong. saying chicken tendies okay I I'll give. you a visual just look at me when I say. it ready I got chicken. tendies that literally I feel like. you've said that that literally sounded. so normal out of your mouth that's wrong. that's wrong now Harper you say it I got. chicken tendies see that sounds normal. but she said it with the freaking the. Cadence in her voice no chicken tendies. no no fine no fine oh Mom can you give. me some chicken tendies yeah that sounds. normal can I have some man can't say. chicken tendies chicken tendies what.

else can't you say there's no way you're. standing by this right now yeah I am. there I don't feel like there's anything. wrong saying chicken tendies it's just. kind of like like it's like what a baby. here what I I think I normally say. chicken tenders and since I said tendies. you guys all freaked out no cuz no man. has ever said tendies unless you're like. a guy who sings a song called chicken. tendies time time we're ordering out a. restaurant are you sure it's chicken. tendies next time we're ordering out a. restaurant can you say that to the. waiter I want I want it to be a Man.

Waiter certainly will like hey M what do. you want and he'll be like I want you. to no not not chicken tendies that's the. song Hey look a man sings a song called. chicken tendies I bet it's a funny song. no it's not a fun s actually it was. pretty good what's this man look like I. don't know does he look like. Maverick I don't know it's me it's my. song does he look like he has hot. estrogen no what's high estrogen I don't. know it's the female hormone Harper it's. not a female hormone you high estrogen. you know men have estrogen too yes I did.

know that let me see I have estrogen. yeah you have estrogen oh man that kind. of looks like MAV what can we get our. estrogen tested and see who has higher. estrogen dude I'm down it's MAV I. already know what I'm saying Oh no. you're going to have IR estren it's. going to be so fun when they like poke. him with the needle to test us he's. going to be like and they're going to be. like oh we don't even need it we don't. even need to is that you have higher. estrogen or less testosterone o I think. oh yeah we're going to have to do some. here now no no no when the doctor po him.

with the need know he's going to go I. might do that but you know what he's. going to. do oh my gosh wait guys today would he. sell blood yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we. get big deal big deal cash literally I. just think it's so funny can you reenact. it yeah please so I'm sitting in the. chair like this stand up when you do his. part I'm playing both parts this is this. is a one woman show right now I'm. getting my arm poked and I'm looking at. Cash Cash says.

you're out of frame for. sure just pick it up take it with you oh. you're right how do I do that no just. pick up the whole thing how do you pick. it up you just pick it. up I don't think you can be seen in. frame right there can. you you're really ruining the story here. you're just so bad at acting it's insane. okay how about you just how about you. just sit in the chair and do both part y. just told me to y'all just told me to. stand up but now you're out of frame I'm. pretty sure to just sit back down. sweetheart you're embarrassing yourself. well yall should have been more clear on.

what you wanted yeah do that um so I was. getting my arm poked and I'm looking at. cash and cash is like you can't look at. it you can't look at it and I was like. no I'm going to get dizzy because I know. I'm going to get dizzy I couldn't admit. it and he was like you know it's all in. your head right I was like okay whatever. and then guess who starts to get dizzy. and nauseous when I'm getting my blood. drawn did he have to go get chicken. tendies after it wasn't me and it wasn't. the doctor listen listen I didn't eat. that morning I had nothing in my stomach. I was getting weak no so what what did.

you do you chicken he was like he. started kind of like breathing funny and. moving funny and he was trying to keep. himself moving and I was like what are. you doing bro like calm down and then he. starts squatting down and I was like. stand up what is your problem and we. didn't both have a chair okay you had a. chair I didn't have a chair well you. weren't getting your blood drawn yeah. nobody cared about me in the. room you were nothing was going on with. you yes but I was dizzy and nauseous. wanted to be known that I also just had.

right before I got my blood drawn in the. other room I had a very like invasive. little procedure they did and I was in. pain invasive how they went up her nose. oh no no it wasn't my nose no what it. was another what the moving on okay yeah. anyways wait guys I feel bad Kenzie. didn't finish her truth in a lie oh yeah. well we got off topic to cash fainting. after me getting listen I've seen a lot. of blood drawn a lot of blood in my life. I'm a very bloody guy and I've never. been nauseous about blood okay this is. it is true one time like 2 a.m. he.

kicked something on accident when he was. just walking oh my goodness oh my. goodness guys there was a pool of blood. probably this big on the floor I. literally almost bled out I was bleeding. out and it was like 1:00 a.m. and my all. my cousins were over we having a big old. sleepover I was like go get my mom go. get my mom I'm dying I need I need to. say goodbye before I leave this world. and she comes up there F all not first. thing only thing she says while I'm. bleeding out is told y'all to be in bed. by 11: we're like Mom this is not the.

time y understand the amount of blood it. was literally like imagine you took a. whole gallon of milk and you just dumped. it all over the floor inside on the. carpet it was I ran to the tile so it. was like all going on it was just it was. just pulling up it was just getting. bigger and bigger and even that never. made me nauseous sick nothing but for. some reason today it's cuz I it's cuz I. didn't eat it was not that and it was. morning. sickness had a friend we had a friend. that you used to make fun of and I think. you should take it back now yeah we. didn't make fun of him but but oh no we. for sure made fun of him when he passed.

out yeah yeah he he twisted his ankle. and his ankle started to swell up and. he's. like he passed out looking at his ankle. swelling she might be fine and it was. crazy he was completely out craziest. experience of my life that's you now. you're like that I told you I was. morning sick I didn't have food in my. stomach no you're him no you're him bro. but Mor of the. story eat before you leave the house eat. cereal KY your truth and a lie okay. you've had so much time to think about.

it it better be really good okay my two. truths are Harry. Potty I've never watched Harry Potter. I've seen all the Harry Potter movies. and I'm missing an organ oh well I. know specifically don't a kidney. oh um I thought you going to say. specifically a heart wow I feel like I. know this H you only need two kindy. kindies I heard kindy. only need two tiies kindies with the.

kidney tendies wait I feel like she. switched yeah wait a minute a moment ago. you were going to say I've never seen a. Harry Potter movie A we caught you in. your. life you a bad liar and now you said. I've seen all the Harry Potter movies. okay who's. Hermione say it again wait you can't ask. questions in the middle of it okay fine. lie You' never seen Harry Potter I think. the first one's a lie and the truth is. that you're missing an organ. specifically your KY how do you lose how.

did you lose how do you lose a ky that's. so embarrassing just forget what you put. it what do you think Harry Potter Harry. Potter is the truth is a lie so the. truth is that I'm missing an Oregon yep. yeah you got nobody I'm missing an organ. what did you do with it yeah where did. your kidney go Jesus just didn't give me. one I don't know you were born with that. one I was born God play favorites you. pass the kidney I heard what well he. didn't give you two kidney. did you pass the kidney a lot of people. pass kidneys no kidney stones have y.

ever pass wait what's the difference. between that kidney stones are stones. that you pee out ston that are in your. kidney and it hurts more than giving. birth yeah but what's a kidney stone. like what what is that no I think it's. calcium buildup right yeah it's calcium. buildup and it's l like yeah it's like. Dr Pepper thatum build up CA from. drinking too much milk or Dr. Pepper or Dr Pepper oh wait I was it's. actually. always. drinking I pretty much primarily drink.

water I'll never pass a ky St I'm scared. for Maverick's health because my he is. fine no because always eating sugar he's. a sugar addict and you're always EA mil. just said me too she's known the guy. she's been with the guy for two months. no listen all the women in my family. live till like 9800 almost yeah and. Maverick said that the guys in his. family die at 50 and he's on a bad track. and I cannot live alone for 40 years. you're going to have to get married. twice dudee you're just her first. husband K I'm honored to be your first.

husand kiny you have to know that cash. Maverick and their dad that's their. favorite thing to say well I'm I'm going. to die at 50 we're like rappers dead at. 21 no and James is like what your dad's. like what if I die is your dad 55 27 how. old's your dad uh dad's 50 to he's D I'm. sorry James I just heard his feelings I. said is he 55 no he's 52 I think your. dad it's all the wisdom he has you got. yeah he thinks he thinks he's going to.

die like so smart James if you ask my. dad he's like I'm probably only got six. days left he literally every time I see. like I feel like I see them they're. always talking about how he's like got. limited time like he has nothing Health. yeah he so. healthy it's because he's like Batman. he's fighting all these crimes yeah yeah. Dad does think he's Batman it's probably. not good. Dad yeah he honestly kind of is Batman. now he stopped so many crimes he does I. don't think we can talk about all these.

crimes on here but just know that. they're small town crimes but people be. robbing people and he be out there and. using storage units for what storage. units are not supposed to be used for. and he stops it oh he be he be doing. things nighttime vigilante I really wish. we could say yeah just know this when. the alarm goes off Man suits up in. bulletproof vest bulletproof helmet y. think were. joking flashlight he got plac his booby. trap no we not joking he has alarms he.

owns a bunch of properties and at these. properties he has cameras that alarm him. when somebody comes on the property. that's not supposed to be there could he. hire security sure could he just be. security also yeah so he gets an alarm. like beep beep beep and that's it's like. working at the fire department it's time. to shine and he puts all his gear on and. he zooms out there he leaves your mom at. home he says I'll be back by dinner. honey sometimes sometimes if if he's if. he's dressing he don't even put the vest. on because he thinks he's bulletproof so.

he just goes out in his underwear one. time he caught a guy robbing from him so. he stopped the guy um and held him I. guess hostage isn't the right word but I. don't know another word so he held him. until the police got there well the guy. was doing illegal activity he had to the. guy was stealing from my dad so my dad. caught the guy and was holding him until. the police got there he got him on the. ground he he he's on camera and you just. see my dad coming out of the inside the. frame and the guy's standing there with. his hands up my and my dad puts him on. the ground kicks him to the ground and.

just holds him there and the guy got so. scared the guy that was the robber the. robber got so scared that he called the. police on himself and said please come. help me this guy is holding me here that. crazy you know what your dad has not had. problems on that property since words. you know the police said too the police. are on the phone and they were. like where are you at are you at James's. property and he's like yeah yeah and. they go okay have a good.

night oh my gosh that's well that's not. the first time things went down over. there yeah last time he didn't catch. them they got away but they didn't get. their car they left their truck they. left their truck yeah so they pulled. they pulled up in a truck and they. couldn't get through the gate so they. get out of the truck and they're going. inside the property are you okay and so. they're going around so dad goes in. there and he's screaming hollering like. I'm going to find you. I'm going.

to and um so they take off running into. the woods and leave their car so the. police got there and towed the car no. more car crazy and they got to go back. to the police and admit that they were. trespassing to get their car you can't. get your car back your car is gone wait. was this they told it they have to pay. like $400 to get out of the oh yeah. you'll have to pay to even get it out. another thing was that recent yeah semi-. recent and then another thing that. happened he's out his car wash and he's. watching the cameras or not he's. watching the cameras he goes inside the.

car wash for a minute like into the pump. room. and you never know what's going to. happen when that happen he owns the car. wash by the way never know what's going. to happen in the pump room y so he's in. the pump room and he comes out and his. tools are stolen out of his. truck so he goes to the cameras and sees. who stoles him and it's this guy on a. bicycle has stolen his tools with a. wagon wagon there's a wagon behind the. bicycle yeah so he he comes running out. the pump room about the this time my. uncle pulls up and he's like where are. you going he goes some guy just stole my.

tools I'm going to go find him and he's. like well I'm coming with you okay so. they go and they they actually find the. guy on the bicycle you sure you want to. call it that what not a biky a. biky say say biky for the rest of the. story please the guy's on his biky the. guy's on his biky there you go and he he. pulls up and he's like hey and he kicks. him over kicks the bicycle over they're. biking. my guy my my father who again thinks. he's Batman ends up uh let's just say.

breaking his hand uh while giving the. guy a nice. handshake and uh he's like what why are. you doing this and my dad's like or my. uncle grabs the tools out of the wagon. and he goes you see these cuz you stole. these um and so then yeah the guy took. off running and now my dad has a broken. hand and and an extra biky and he's got. his no he gave him back his bik I know. it's biky but then he when once he broke. his hand he did pick up the bicycle and.

started beating him with the bicycle oh. gosh well he didn't do that yeah he did. I'm pretty sure he did he didn't beat. the guy with the. bicycle I think he might I think he not. the bicycle I thought he got the golf. club and like threaten to he did. threaten to hit him with the golf club. cuz he pulled the golf clubs out and he. was like I got a feeling this isn't. yours either the guy had the golf clubs. in his wagon yeah wait guys oh sorry. sorry sorry go oh listen to this ready. y'all need to put some oil on these oh. oh we do need to put oil.

on any keep going um yeah basically the. guy took off running and then he stopped. and kind of turned around and my dad was. like did I say you could stop and the. guy kept running it's kind of is nobody. else impressed how tank has just been. sitting there the rest of the episode. it's not tank it's not your dog oh yeah. then what is it huh it's Sally Stella. Stella oh yeah you didn't even know his. name well you don't know his name either. you call tank like an army tank so you. want to blow it up it's hey Harper I got.

an idea wait one. second what what are you doing what the. sigma oh you just locked me in here. what this what I've been waiting gosh. darn it I don't know why you locked me. in here but now I'm scared two things. one you should dump water on him two hey. if you dump water on me uh I'll do. something two how are you going to get. out to do. something two Gerald is all yours no. Gerald's not all yours no no no please. don't no no no tank attack attack tank.

tank attack just like we talked about. fireal fire thank you for Bri idea no no. please no no has odd like he has a. really odd attachment to Gerald Harper I. think tank would like to play with J no. no no no no no no no no please no no no. no yeah tank tank sick Harper look at. her little oh yeah oh. yeah he no no she got bu it she go it m. don't let her it. K help him help him.

K okay he can bite the stick just not. the just not the stuffing don't bite the. stuffing oh no oh no oh. no okay good. no she theing don't let her Ry the. stuffing let her R the stuffing no. okay why is this dog like this where do.

we get this thing bro come from why is. it Gerald oh he oh he made out Gerald. only no no no no no no stop bringing it. stop bringing it no please please don't. breing it anymore please don't breing it. anymore please no no no please Harper. please Harper please Harper please. Harper please what will you give me uh. anything $500 should we make tank a. permanent person I want to see how high. tank can jump no guys actually I want to. keep tank k k can get terald. please oh my.

God she's not I feel like she's not even. jumping as high as she usually does no. just don't just don't break him whoa. okay stop M stop he's actually going to. break the stuffing bro. oh you're going make him upset hold oh. no I think Gerald's going to rip an ha. Cash go stop it stop it please M please. okay fine I won't do it here you go no.

can we please just. stop releas. release Gerald's had enough put Gerald. down thank you thank you Gerald's next. to me now lay down oh by the way lay. down anybody got. water water wait but I want to drink my. water well thank you so much for. watching this episode we'll see you guys. next time peace out bro.