I Got Sent To Detention!

I'm sitting in a very angry email what. are you s in oh no Harper got detention. you got detention I got to say I should. have took my chance when I had it with. him no with Maddox what with Maddox what. the I thought you didn't like him I do. this morning was so sad there was a car. accident on the way to Einstein's and. the kid walked out of the door and his. chin was like into another thing and he. was like throwing up and I was like oh. my. [Music]. gosh all right well welcome back to the. funniest part podcast on Earth with.

those guyses you ain't funny L I may not. be funny but what I do have is health. insurance now I have my own yout I. got I got detention so you could you. could break my face and it's okay yeah. if you ever want to hit Maverick now you. can cuz he's got health insurance I'm. insured that's not true no it's free to. fix his face I'm telling you it's free. funny that I have insurance before you. what it's funny that I have insurance. obviously you have health insurance. obviously you have health insurance. you're underaged.

no you I'm not underaged what you're. underaged for like another like four. years so I'm 16 or I'm 17 so 18 17 no. wait no no I'm 18 so 19 no I'm 19 I'm 20. and even then you're still underage. until you're 21 and even then if you. want to run a car you're still underage. until you're 25 you still got 10 years. until you 11 years before you can a car. I'm 30 she's 15 30 only when James. Charles does your makeup you're 30 yeah. James Charles aged me but in a good way.

and I like you crazy oh yeah she got. aged I looked like she went to James. Charles she came back she she looked. like she had a 401k that's what she. looked like a 401k or a or a uh she just. she just wait wait wait question wait. wait wait do you know what a 401k is yes. it's a retirement plan oh wow wow that. was crazy yeah now I'm in Money Matters. she's in Money Matters class thank you. miss butterfly miss butterfly no she no. guys it's a code name she's catching on. well anyways she's catching on yeah. after a year of Harper has notes no I'm.

not I don't have notes I'm sitting in a. very angry email what what are you sing. that's what I do too oh no Harper got. detention you got detention what for. what an ID infraction dude ID rule has. got to be the stupidest rule ever what. is an ID rule is that your ID out of. date the lanyard and they put like your. school picture on it with your name so. that you it's proof that you go to the. school have school IDs let me tell you. they ID wearing my ID for 3 months.

straight like I do not have an ID in. fraction I've had one too you had one ow. I had one okay and then you had a second. one and I went to detention for that and. I understood you cannot raise your hand. right now you need to put it down put. your hand down no and so good boy I was. like so mad like I don't understand I've. been wearing my ID for three months. straight like not taking it off they. don't give you they don't like clap for. you when you wear it though yeah either.

like when you wear it they're. like you still suck exactly and then. when you don't wear it they're like you. suck even more so th this is my what. what is it uh why do you have to have an. ID it's so like so if you don't we. already covered this y I don't know she. covered it's like a safety thing they. say so like if you don't have an ID. you're not supposed to be on campus oh. like it's like to prove that you go to. the school they gave us IDs at my high. school because what kid tries to sneak. into school like come on now I just.

can't I got to sneak in I got to go to M. Class actually a kid that lives in. Indiana he used to go to um my old. middle school he snuck into our school. with his people that'll like but what's. I guess what just to like go see your. friends or like prank like do pranks or. whatever just try to go sit in a class. that you don't go to school at all ready. guys this is my this is my um this is my. thing so the subject says ID in fraction. hi Miss oh you don't got to read the. whole thing no I I want to hear itar so. hi Miss bleep um or hi Miss uh just. bleep is fine hi Miss bleep I bleep wait.

okay should I say hi. Miss Miss. bleep bleep is fine okay okay hi Miss. bleep I recently got an ID infraction. and I'm a little confused the last time. I to was told to put a ID on was three. months ago and it says today someone. told me to put it on which nobody told. oops I said nobody tell nobody told me. today and I was wearing my ID all day. long I don't know if someone may be. confusing me with another person but I.

have been wearing my ID for a solid 3. months straight sorry to bother you you. with this but I felt like it needed to. be said have a great day love Harper. zmer wow you really you really trying to. get your way out of detention huh I say. I'm going down there and I'm talking to. the principal and also guys I went to. her office today cuz she always calls me. down and I love you. I I literally so I cannot stand the. public school system dude like they are. so I have learned I was like you know. obviously when you're in high school. you're like oh like teachers are so mean. no they are so rude to students my.

sister is loves her teachers well no I'm. talking my sister at least my sister. School the school I went to and I left. because I hated it so much but some she. made it through congratulations Anna. you're graduating this week I don't. think I ever heard a student say a good. like my school is just the best no I'm. telling you Anna had sent multiple. emails there was some scholarship that. they said all you have to do is fill out. this form and you will get scholarship. money but they didn't tell the kids. until the due day like the day it was.

so no one filled it out and they all. missed out on like $1,000 of. scholarships so then Anna's emailing. their like principal and stuff and she's. like hey like what's up with this trying. to get a response she does not respond. and she was responding Anna had other. friends emailing she was responding to. those friends but not Anna so Anna had a. loop in my mom and that was when they. responded to her was when my mom got in. the email thread and they responded. within a couple of minutes and I was. like why could you'all not respond to. her when she like sent the email herself. do you guys want to know why I got sent. down. today you guys W how often you get sent.

down all of the time I don't know I'm a. great kid in school I've seen the clips. of you jumping on your desk okay well I. I just saw that video for the first time. today you that was wild no I am a great. kid number one I am always getting A's. B's C's D's FS um but I feel like even. you rolled your eyes when you said great. kid like I feel like even you didn't. believe that wait you guys went to the. office today yes because she sit me down. she like hey did you sneak into. detention and I was like detention.

they're delusional and I was like hey. I'm sorry my friend wanted me to go to. lunch detention. to okay why is that wrong to sneak into. detention there's something WR maybe I. didn't read my book so I had to go into. detention self served her self detention. so I self a bad kid craziest thing you. voluntarily went to detention and now. you're trying to argue yourself out of. detention you voluntarily go to. detention and so then they're going to. give you detention it's so.

annoying no classical women going to. hang out with her friends because I was. going to hang out with my friend but my. friend got in trouble in detention so. she got tooken out so I was in detention. all by myself for the whole Lunch Period. so did you get detention for sneaking. into detention no I got the detention. for an IB infraction like oh my gosh you. know that I go to the school I'm the. famous. one sorry I was joking that was a joke I. was totally joking God yeah you're. you're more humble than that yeah um no. um the thing is do do the teachers at.

your school know yes like the the. principal's daughter watches me the. principal's daughter watches me I mean. I'm assuming all of them every you know. you're pretty known right I'm assuming. most people watch you yeah so why do I. need an ID why do I need because you're. not special Harper yeah you're just like. every other kid and you need you're. treated like everyone else except. Trump's son lowkey I saw Trump's son. graduate and Trump's son's graduated. from high school he was not treated same. every every everyone had their phones. out to staring at Trump and Trump's just.

like watching his son graduate he's like. a no but y'all like I can't do this. anymore I can't do school anymore. there's three more days no way I'm going. to DET three more days three more days. there's three more days of school no way. I'm going to detention sorry no I'm not. going to tell you what to do but I. personally would probably skip detention. you know you know what I've never gotten. given this is from days why they giv out. detention with three days yeah that's so. lame cuz then they'll they'll keep it on. till next year oh and I just started she.

can carry over till next year I feel. like that's so fake they're making that. up because all these freaking adults. have power trips over teenagers you're. really who hurt youate I literally I. can't stand the public school I feel so. bad if Kate becomes one of your teachers. man I. actually thought about it I'm like if I. was a teacher first of all I would have. to be like literally a kindergarten. teacher no 8th grade heck. no gr I don't think I could do eighth. grade I was an eighth grader once and I.

was mean to my teachers many my teacher. cried because of us so maybe teachers. are being wait mom giving these kids. what they deserve with their ID. infraction hey quick magic trick I am so. joking guys I am so excited to go to the. polium the Renaissance I don't know what. it's called wait this is so ironic you. brought this up cuz today I asked Kate I. said Kate would you rather travel to. Japan or Europe and she goes probably. Europe I would love to see the. Callum you said the Callum.

what did I say I didn't say that. colosium colossum she goes I'd love to. see the colosium I was like I've never. seen it before how was I supposed to. you're not going to see the colosium. because there's nothing there's no. colossum oh man I want to go to Europe. so bad you should come with me please. it's a little late for the invite. Harper you leave like. tomorrow no I don't we're all filmed up. you could go yeah cash can we go to can. we go to Europe with her's family you. see I would but family vacation before.

we go to Europe somebody's got to pick a. card C if I pick a card if I pick a card. can we go to Europe if you pick the. right card okay five of diamonds no pick. the Ace of Spades with the Queen of. Hearts it's on the top no no I switched. it I switch try the Ace of Spades I. switched it Ace of Spades from to pick a. card Queen of Hearts no I told you it's. not those pick a different card Queen of. Hearts no pick a different card I want a. queen of hearts no Harper can you pick a. card seven of diamonds Ace of Spades no. pick again ace of diamonds.

uh no pick again a do we just have to. name cards so we name the one you want. Ace of Diamonds okay last chance go. again this is Queen of Hearts Queen of. Hearts Queen of Hearts and I knew she. would say. that he is the other card in your hand. the hce of Spades I bet y'all can't. guess a of Spades Kate's gonna randomly. guess his card guess this card Kate um. um um Ace of Hearts oh my gosh wait did. you know that did you see it no I just. knew it was going to be that how'd you.

know that I just know things girl did. she flip the magic trick back on me how'. you know. that I did you see it did I did I angle. it no I just knew it was going to be. that all right try again what's this. card uh I don't know seven of. diamond if it was that'd be cool no bro. you're crazy it's t of Hearts okay guys. I got so burnt like I can't even I. noticed that how how did you get burned. I was on the. boat oh that's mean I was on the.

M oh it's already peeling or that's aloe. vera that's aloe vera no um what's it. called guys still going through it from. his sunburn no I guys did a blister oh. oh you want to see a picture yeah oh my. gosh guys the yellow blistering is so. gross it's guys I'm going to pop this up. on the screen this is one of the worst. sunburns I've had in my life look at the. blisters oh it was so. gross my gosh look at all that that is. crazy and his skin kept flaking off in.

our bed I worst ever had that is so bad. oh my gosh guys my my shoulders I really. hope they don't blister cuz they're the. worst thing that hurts and there's like. freckles on them now there's like a. bunch of freckles on them hey speaking. of this guy is also just cuz I'm on my. phone and we're and we're popping things. up on the screen y'all got to see. Maverick he was we were outside what. what did you what. is we were outside on the patio today. and as yall know Maverick for some for. some weird reason is very obsessed with. how the of the Apes walk yeah and he was.

showing me how a wonderful day it is. what a wonderful day oh so anyways uh. for some reason Maverick's always like. look at my planet of the AP walk ready. check this out and he always thinks it's. great I'm just like proxus and I caught. him on video today look at. this what a wonderful day what a. wonderful day why do you say that we are. thankful for his word.

CES did he know you were videoing. thankful no he did not that is let me. see your plan of the Apes walk he's. cospl you've asked us the plan of the. Apes walk so many times I have yes we've. plan of the Apes walked all the time on. here like every other episode we're plan. of the AP why are you so obessed the. Planet of the Apes like imagine it's. such a good series such a goodies that's. a very random yeah but the walk why the. walk just because they walk so funny. they the Apes do walk f so funny their.

chest is like oh high and their arms are. out to the side they're like like curl. like a sea yeah they don't really walk. like actual monkeys they walk so funny I. feel bad I don't feel like they do. anything like actual monkeys though they. talk like actual. monkeys you see do that they talk I'm. having a I'm having a big issue what. what um so I'm a cheer and I'm a flyer. and last year I used to be like like. a. what sorry me we were talking about a.

thumbnail idea talking we use it later. so let's not talk about it well say we. were talking about thumbnail ideas today. which is ironic you bring that up. because there was one about you being a. cheerleader being a flyer yeah then and. then now you're bringing it up which is. just crazy it was actually during the. meeting where Maverick was playing of. the Apes walking you're such a liar no. I'm being so for real we never mind I. won't we were talking about a thumnail. what the thumbnail idea is no see if. she'd say yes to it uh no no. just cuz we might use it okay uh well.

and cheer I um I literally am so mad but. I'm happy for this girl um she's a great. flyer the most amazing flyer on the team. and that makes me so jealous because. she's so good and I'm now not like the. Cent you got demoted yes you're not the. center of attention is that what you're. say I'm not the center flyer anymore and. I'm like I used to always be like not. always because like there would still be. two girls that would always come in and. out and stuff but like at Camp I would. be the center flyer and do the cool.

things and now it's this girl and like. it's not you anymore well why don't you. just become a better flyer I no I'm. really trying but my coach like I I I I. I I'm too scared to go up there and be. like can I try this cuz it took the. whole hour and 30 minutes to try to do. the trick um I said we just try it here. no I'm too how hard is the trick very. hard I'm too sunburned what is what is. the trick let me see if it's on my phone. let me see if they I think we could do. it Maverick did used to be a cheerleader. a coach actually just saying what yep.

yeah it's actually on here and you Wen a. coach and I'm the bracer I was you were. only cheerleading for like one year how. did you coach uh I I coached the like. tumbling a little bit so this is the. girl that's in the air I'm bracing over. here cuz I'm the bad flyer but that's. how I got free classes guys it's cold. over here so look this is the girl I. need my blanket I'm holding her I'm. holding her leg can anybody see this see. what whatever she's showing yeah it's on. the screen. Kate and then just wait there it is so. they get up to um extension and then she.

flips and I'm trying to hold on to her. leg bro but like and you want to do that. yes bro you can do that right now y'all. can't do it are you kidding me yeah. y'all do you want to see it yeah let me. see let me see that's the easiest. thing wait just give it I'm going to. throw you Alex and cash are going to. hold your arms and you're going to do. the flip right here no it's too scary. that does look very scary just just just. wait just wait so she flips up much. Faith she flips up into that oh yeah we.

could easily do that and then just. wait oh yeah we could easy yeah but I'm. sunburned and it's going can you text. that it's going to hurt yeah you don't. want to try it it's going to hurt no. it's it's okay it's okay yell I I think. we need more people to try that not. going to lie no me you and Alex no I. think that's okay we just have to do the. flip over guys we can't do that to. Harper she's a liability hey wait text. that to me so I can send it to Alex so. they can pop it over the scen also this. is an actual magic trick and I know you. guys are kind of up you are not a.

magician you're not a magician can I see. the cards you're not Chris Angel can I. see the cards I've actually seen Chris. Angel can have was he a real angel no. let me show youall something can I see. the cards let me hold on let me show you. all my trick don't say that wait does. anybody know how to do this thing yes I. do give it to me give it to me shff okay. don't give them back to him he does this. all the time now just keep him now you. just keep him that's what he does no no. no no put him over here take him away. from him cuz he's been playing with them. okay um here give it back. all right Shuffle wait Shuffle him how.

like do you want me to shuffle yeah just. go just do the thing do what is it. called a bridge no it's just no it's I. don't even know called a bridge then. Bridge you guys remember when we got a. card. shuffler oh I we did get a card shuffler. at one point but that thing. was but then I learned how to shuffle. cards and now we don't need that man har. this is taking a minute no you no don't. do that don't do that. please was that intentional no I'm going. to walk you out of your phone go ahead. I'll lock you out your phone if you do.

that I'll lock you out of your phone if. you do that push them together push them. together oh it's done oh no cash cash. stop cash stop no sir cash what the cash. stop it. what stop throwing cards at me how many. chances do you get on iPhones these days. oh my God stop it cash stop it what. ow a stop please that actually hurt do. you get unlimited chances. yep iPhone's like that wait what you get.

unlimited can you stop God. please M please stop yours hurt yours. hurt please it's going to poke. somebody's eye out and it's most likely. going to be mine we should try to cut. like a cucumber with the cards M please. stop can you just how are you doing that. can you all just okay okay out of cards. crazy how you wait catch. not how you throw cards you suck at.

throwing cards that's crazy did you know. you get unlimited chances yes I do I do. know that what the you want to know. something. crazy I got I got I got something crazy. to tell y'all what what is it our. cameraman's on his. phone um oh my gosh this guy is. literally glazing me wait wait wait wait. wait wait wait Kate you were about to. say something I don't know what that. means I don't don't say that I don't. that made me uncomfortable um I was in. the car yesterday with my husband our.

our good our our old car wait oh no wa. oh no question question question who's. your husband that one okay yeah that' be. me so yesterday we were in our in our. 2012 K we don't need to say this on the. pot we were in our no seriously we don't. let's hear it we don't need to say this. on the pot okay got say and I'm that. whatever that is Sky literally glazing. me wait wait wait let me see let me see. no don't take your phone don't take your. phone it's very interesting.

what okay finish your story and then. we're talking about we don't L hamburger. guy she's just she's just going to make. fun of me that's all she's doing well. yes that's exactly what I'm doing don't. do that if you did that I might just so. yesterday we're in our down your throat. that's okay I have health. insurance well my mom has health. insurance we're in our 2012 Chevy Cru. that I've been telling him hey we should. get rid up for a while now you know it's. going to start things are just going to. start things are already breaking you. know. we just had get we just m get it fixed.

the windows have all dropped multiple. times and we had to get those fixed but. but but but it's fixed now Windows these. AR like active problems so what happened. the roof is Le I said cash you know. maybe we should we should get rid of it. before we start spending too much money. he goes that's ridiculous pulls the. door you're good I was just having fun. go for it he pulls the door handle to. let himself out of the car and the door. handle compl completely falls off in his. hand and he can't get out of the car now.

oh what the sh he said can you come up. I'm driving it was the passenger side. door he said can you come open my door. now. yes so this is Cash oh no holding our. door. handle so now so now to get out of the. car I got to P one of those where you. roll down the window and you gra like. this and then you roll the window back. up I got to. go hey that's fine open the door I think. that's fine the car still running good. that's what I'm saying why it's kicking.

you can still ride in it for an episode. we should put the car up here and we. should sit on it car up here I'm down. you want to bring it up yeah we'll about. be able to bring it up here in all the. parts it's falling would you be mad if. we brought the dirt bike up here I don't. want that wait did you text that to him. yes but would you be mad I probably. would not be very happy but that's okay. should I bring it up right now no don't. bring the dirt B I can drive straight up. the stairs one day one day guys we will. bring one of our dirt bikes up here and. I'm going to sit on the dirt bike but. the the issue we're having is it's it's.

a very big dirt bike and it's no it's. fine it's fine I can it weighs like 300. lb we can just carry it up and our. staircase is swirly and like yeah just. doesn't seem like the most efficient. thing to bike three guys can easily. carry that up without dropping it. upstairs no we all are going to like. dink up our walls and it's a dirt bike. there's going to be dirt on it and then. dirt's going to get everywhere and then. youall going to turn it on and our house. is going to smell dirt bike doesn't mean. there's dirt on it yeah I wash my dirt. bike after every time we ride our house. is going to smell like dirt bike fuel. I kind of like that yeah fuel fuel.

smells lowkey like banging it's like. exhaust yeah it no no fuel fuel gas. gasoline sorry gasoline is like the best. smell and then beef jerky and then. probably fresh cut grass oh right oh my. gosh my head he likes all those natural. smells apparently hey um that's the kind. of perfume you got to get then he'll be. all over you fresh cut grass and be. jerky yeah for some reason though if you. smell like gasoline that would be big. turn up for some reason I wonder why but.

like gasoline you literally been looking. at your phone this whole time's that guy. I want to know who that guy I was I was. going on the topic of the guy can I can. I peek it wait guys wait guys should we. all pull a har let let me no let me do. it I read it I want to read it yeah go. ahead pull me okay I'll pull you no all. of us okay I'm going to I'm going to. read that okay well well I'll rate it. out to everybody I I don't think you. should talk to him anymore yeah he's. weird just peek it.

[Music]. bro. oh that's not how I am okay that guy. seems. nice wait do we not like that guy I mean. he's just kind of weird that was really. nice thing to say yeah so far that's. like the nicest thing anyone's ever said. to you what did he say that was really. nice say I got to say I should have took. my chance when I had it with him no with.

Maddox what with Maddox what the I. thought I thought you didn't like him I. do a are you just saying this for clout. no I feel like you're just saying this. for clout I don't feel like she is yeah. I don't feel like I don't feel like this. is authentic at all I'm literally not. saying it for clout like I literally. should have took my chance when I had it. yeah you should have I tried to tell you. hey wait I wait I'm wait did you ever. have a chance wondering you you should. took your chance like it wasn't like he.

was like Harper will you go out with me. and you said no like that happen you. mean like what it was I mean wait yeah. where what when when specific can you. point out when the chance was you know. you want to see when the chance was is. yeah I do want see the chance was I you. fine I'll show you when the chance was. fine that's fine by me no get off that. phone pay. attention why do you look like. that let me get it why is heing his look. like he he edited it with he um he.

stitched it or he um dueled it with me. and then in the in the things in the. things he it says hash marper he made up. his own ship. name madx oh well and then a person. commented like um person commented like. OMG is it's happening then he did this. Emoji hey and then like dude hey well. well you know what chance is long gone. now yeah I don't think I you know what I. think madx is going to come on the.

podcast but I'm going to sit between you. two don't say that M because that's not. necessarily true I want him to yeah. we've been trying to get him we've been. trying to get a lot of people but. everyone's ghosting us yeah you know you. would think thank you actually we talked. about thise I will literally fly all of. his people out oh you will I literally. will. nope out of your personal bank account. his people what is his people like his. whole family. like country that's she's trying to meet. the family czy everybody that's hey do.

you know like wait why is there a pillow. you know how to relax take a deep breath. in I'm kind of confused you don't need a. boyfriend I do I I need Maddox bro no. you don't what do you what what do you. need back up back up what do you need. Maddox for like what to take on cute. little picnic dates I know where boy. can't. drive but he makes enough money to get. an Uber he is younger than me you can't. drive right dri but he could get an Uber.

crazy like if you and Max were together. like y'all couldn't go nowhere no you. know what I know what yall would do. y'all would scooter I saw two kids on a. scooter date last week they they. scootered they electric scootered their. way to Sonic and they had a little date. and then they hopped on their scooters. and they scooted away yeah that's what I. used to do yeah why is hey you want a. long distance boyfriend okay yeah he. can't scooter from sure he come honestly. I'd rather you have a longdistance one. why well cuz keny keny lives in Waco.

she's long K is 24 and has a license. okay we're adults that's going I'm. say like. adults if y'all if y'all were dating. y'all have to to get to each other like. you'd have to charge your scooter a lot. like the amount of Charing stations for. scooters run it back click 10 seconds. back listen to M's laugh that's freaking. hilarious what he do what listen to it. he said it was a fake laugh you just you. just said the fake laugh the you sound.

like. SpongeBob sorry I just had to point that. out okay that was really cool of you to. just interrupt the entire flow of the. conversation it's funny it's funny okay. I don't think it was my favorite is when. no one says anything and people will. comment it in the comments themselves. yeah that's a big thing in the comments. there's just timestamps of Maverick's. fake laugh people timestamp everything I. say they're like they're like Maverick. said yes. ma'am you say see M wink with one eye no. dude I love you hear his laugh I love.

when um like they point out every little. p dumb thing I do I I'm honest I'm going. to be honest I don't really see I don't. really look at the comments on our. YouTube videos but like when I do I love. when they Tim stamp the things it's so. funny like yeah I know when I go that's. all I look at is the the time stamps are. the best I just click on the time stamps. that people comment if you comment. without a time stamp it's like so vague. and I'm confused why do you guys comment. those but I love them but I just don't. understand no because like if they're. like oh my goodness that so funny a long.

video time stamp it or there'll be like. Maverick's laugh and you're like what do. you mean Maverick's laugh and then you. can click 45 minute video yeah you can. click it 30 minutes in Maverick would. what did y'all say three. Diamonds oh my goodness that's so. impressive it only took you like 30. minutes to set that trick up sorry can I. try a trick now no I hear you. say but Harper I am you do got to relax. why cuz you don't need a boyfriend oh uh.

well the only reason I think be happy. and be the only reason I want Maddox is. because he's the nicest kid I've ever. like heard of like he he's like. literally the nicest kid ever and he's. so respectful oh who's glazing now I'm. not glazing I'm just being nice go ahead. keep going you're just being nice keep. glazing no and also like if he sees this. I'm not even wearing makeup right now. like oh he's not seeing this we're. bleeping all of this I'm not even. wearing makeup you know what told me she. was like bro if he came on the podcast.

that's the best I'd ever look in my. entire life no y'all should see me I I. would try to look my best I don't even. know if you like him if you're trying to. sell an episode like he's trying to sell. a payview it's like I can't tell if she. actually does or if she's trying to sell. a pay-per-view an episode like I. literally like I my celebrity crush is. madx baxton like I have to say it you. just told us last week that your. celebrity crush was the host of Survivor. what's his name oh Jeff PR or Jeff I. can't wait to see what our celebrity. crush is is next week well listen me and.

mags are like he's the only contact I. have and I've been contacting him and. stuff I asked you have yeah let me see. what y say I asked him if he's going to. Kids Choice Awards he didn't answer me. oh I need approve these mes left you on. scene wait do youall actually talk yeah. I mean on Snap sometimes and um what's. sometimes though like once a day or like. once a month like once a week okay so. it's not like a lot but like I don't. know like and I don't know if he he. likes me for like the clout or just just.

he actually likes me you know no if. y'all both just like each other for the. clout I don't like him for the. clout that'd be kind of ironic. no what what did M just say I'm not into. and then he sent it I was going to say. interested oh not in guys I'm going to. Kids Choice words a when um it is May. June 6 right Mom I thought you were. going to be in Europe then wa I thought. Mom goes know if you can talk about that. no I why I don't I don't know maybe you.

can I don't know maybe you can I have no. idea have you all been I'm just saying. usually I don't talk about. stuff you know you know what the. unfortunate thing. is is that yeah no more relationship hey. Mom say these words I'm happy single on. say over. I'm. okay all right anyway you're here first. wait How does it go you heard you heard. first you heard it here first folks oh.

yeah that's how it goes what guys well. you heard it here first folks what mean. get what do you mean what M never heard. that in my life what do you mean you. never heard it like well you heard it. here first folks heard it here first. folks today he from her folks we were. sitting at lunch today and like no we're. not talking just me and cash and cash. goes and I'm like what are you laughing. at and he goes Maverick's the kind of. guy that would just un ironically wa. wait wait wait stop stop stop stop.

before you say this I had a Maverick the. type of guy thought I had the MAV is the. type of guy thought in real life like I. was in real life and I was like ma is. the type of guy it was hilarious um I. was like what he was like M's the type. of guy to pull his girls chair out and. go my lady and then oh and that is and I. said you would just not you would not. think that's a joke and then you would. say cash would go my lady and you would. go what why are you acting like the. weird that's not weird my lady you ever.

heard of that here's why cash is getting. that from I open the car door I open the. car door for keny when when we are. leaving places it most of the time. probably 90% of the time cash has never. opened Kate's. door G every time we get in the car is. like how come you don't act like that. how come you don't do that and he's like. well my lady you know so now he's trying. to make it look like I'm weird Cas get. my door. obiously what I did I got her I got your. door today twice he would do the Lake.

Cross too he would literally be like. this he' be like my. L and and we were watching and everybody. at the table would be like we were. watching friends yesterday here's the. thing it's like you're saying it like in. a bad way but like there's part of me. that goes like like I can see myself. pulling out the chair and going my lady. just act like a joke just act like a. joke but not like a my lady. like go down more like I like to hear my. own self talk so I'm going to say. something no no look this how good on.

right here my lady me my lady what cash. I'm sorry your vocabulary is so small. you don't know how to use actual words. sorry it is did you see the last podcast. you guys should have seen it it was the. or I I don't by now it won't be the last. podcast but it was the food one and we. did like a little cut we had to insert. something so cash didn't look so bad and. he's like listen since this podcast was. filmed I have knowledged. myself knowledge myself is crazy that is. that not a work. we were watching that's what I'm talking.

about your vocabulary is so small wait. is knowledge is wait wait is knowledge. not a i acknowledged myself a girl went. up to my friend of my IGN wait is that a. word and it's just funny cuz he's. talking about getting smarter he's like. I have acknowledged myself of my. ignorance no it is a word you just would. never use it like that it's not a word. knowledged knowledged is not a word see. you guys are perfect for each other this. is. knowledge no oh you're talking about the. last letter. knowledge knowledge is practically a.

real word oh yeah it is you know what it. is you know what it means I hooked it up. it it means something about like. genocide in German like it means nothing. about genocide again what's genocide oh. oh wait I forgot genocide is like like. Mass killing of like a race or a group. of people oh yeah oh okay so you have. knowledge yourself guys I have this I. have this friend named Jenna and um and. she's going through a lot right now um. can you say like that you support her.

side like okay no I don't want to say. that because that could get us in. trouble I support I don't I can't say. that you well what's J I don't want to. know you know what moving on we are. derailing this train this train is going. somewhere else we were watching friends. yesterday and I pulled the picture up to. show everyone but cash and I were. watching and we were like let me guess. you thought I was Ross no no you the guy. walks out in this outfit he's like a. side character it's like the only. episode he's and he walks out in this. outfit and I'm like M would wear that to.

dinner like on a dinner date why does. everybody talk about me behind my back. so much cuz you're the time of eyy bro. constantly talking about me you see. something you're like that's dumb. Maverick no we were like Maverick would. walk out in this and we'd be like where. are you going dress like that and you. would say can you pull up the outfit I'm. going out on a dinner date and we. what that's the fit Maverick would wear. that out on a legitim occasion what she. would though feel like I'm just taking.

Kinsey out to a nice dinner I'm sorry. you don't go to nice dinners you don't. have to dress dude his comeback is like. always. like dude that hurt my Ula your tenda. tendel is not a word dude M's the type. of guy to slide past somebody and say. let me slide right past you no I would. not say that that and by the way that is. your tibula no no no the top of it is. not your tibula that's my tibula. what are you talking about tipula is in.

the front M M's the type of guy to say A. little birdie told me a little bir no. I'm not see that's what I'm not I'm not. that type of guy you know what I'd say. if I'm going past someone cash what do I. say if I'm going past someone what do. you say I want to know if cash would. cash knows someone's like in my way I'm. walking through buy them in a store like. what am I saying uh like did you bump. him like what's like maybe I have to. kind of like scoop by I'm like what am I. saying wait set the set the scenario oh. I can tell you scream. M's going to M's going to do there's. only one thing I say he's going to use.

the voice that he talks to waitresses in. excuse me ma'am excuse me ma'am he's. going to be like yo he's going to be. like oh he's going to go pardon me that. that's it that's what I say every time. wait wait wait now we got to tell the. waitress story I say pardon me he we. told the wa story before this well I. don't think these people have heard the. waitress story so I'm going to say the. wa the same viewers M surprises homies. with a visit from the Tickle. Monster his homies I. homies we we were at a restaurant when.

Maverick was single this is this we told. this like two week like two dude no we. did not bro we haven't told this maybe. we told this in the beginning of par was. on the Pod no we did not no we he really. doesn't want this story we just already. told he's like bro we've definitely said. this at some point oh when kiny was on. the pot no we didn't it was one with. kiny dude we have not told this recently. with you don't know what we're talking. about the waitress story and I asked all. right how does the waitress story go he. was like pardon. me all right there we go so we haven't.

talk about church he asked about church. he just told her to say that no I. remember I actually remember he asked. about church he was like do you go to. church and then like she wasn't. interested in him or whatever and then. um he and then like I I remember this. well I'll just tell it for all the. people that haven't heard it okay we'll. make it quick so we were at dinner I go. M's like she's kind of cute I was like. this is too. long I was like okay say something to. her next time she comes over she walks. by the table this this Maverick's hits. her with this keep in mind Maverick's. trying to you know r i don't waste.

trying to do dating girls no it's not. rzs it's just I don't want to waste my. time this is what he said don't say was. time because this is what you said she. walks by the table he I'm not even. exaggerating this is exactly how it went. what excuse me ma'am what oh my goodness. ma'am hi. ma'am what was that that's not at all. did you see not at all did you see that. did you see that you saw everyone saw.

that. right that's what you just did y'all. just want to make fun of me that's fine. someone's got to be the end of the joke. and it's me I accept that you said Baha. in real life just now no I did not say. like that that's going to be the peak. episode people are going to go back to. watch that oh my go listen I'm fine. being the butt I'm going to do I'm going. to create my own LOL podcast fan page. and like do all the times Maverick been. girly girl so anyways M goes excuse me.

ma'am excuse me um and then she comes. over there and he goes have I seen you. at church before that's not quite what I. said why are you talking like. you're on and he he goes have I seen you. at church before I feel like I recognize. you and she goes no I don't go to church. and he goes no no no she said no I don't. go to church yeah she's kind of scared. of. church and then he was like oh okay. that's the end of the conversation but. the whole purpose was hey you you I I. just SP did you just no no you made up.

the fact that you recognized her and. then you lied about have I seen you at. church before listen I have listen when. I want to talk to a girl I can talk to a. girl and first off I'm dating someone so. I don't need to now but I know how to. talk to girls like I'm not. stupid at CH no I just don't care to. waste time no I it's not just like when. you're trying to hit on a girl though I. don't hit on girls generally no cash and. I make eye contact every time and we. kind of never just like yeah you know. how often we make eye contact about you.

no but this is see that's what he does. as soon as you say something he just. he's just deflecting he start hitting. you back with something sorry your. vocabulary is small yeah well we just we. make ion TCT about you. too he does just like he's so it's like. almost how friendly you are I think. would make someone think that you're. mocking them what because no I have been. too friendly though and girls have. thought I might be interested in them. because I'm so friendly so you're not. friendly anymore uh I'm less friendly at.

church yeah because I've had girls at. church be like oh well yeah like the. first like month like when you invited. me to like come sit with your group like. I thought maybe you were like interested. in me and I'm like oh no I just saw you. sitting alone so I just saw you sitting. alone is crazy you guys get noticed at. church um uh occasionally but not like. it's not like it's just like it's just. church yeah it's usually it'll just. usually be like the church we go to now. yeah but I love the the kids there oh my. gosh I love our church so much I started. serving in the kids ministry that makes.

me want to pop babies out like no. tomorrow yeah it's been what it yeah no. it's been not good don't say that no. yeah tell me that was made you as. uncomfortable as made me next time next. time reward it please like it makes me. want to just have a baby or something. like that babies out like no tomorrow. honestly literally about any way else. you could have said it would have been. better that's going to be the peak where. everybody watches back I want pop babies. out like no tomorrow I want pop babies. out of my stomach. my belly butt pop them everywhere to Har.

my I want pop babies on my ears my. nostrils pop out everywhere the kids. ministry makes me want babies so bad I. had 10 babies in our room the other day. I like know tomorrow first of all I. don't know who goes into a room with 10. babies and comes out going I want a baby. like what I want to take them all. they're so sweet finally signed up day. one she comes back I go how' to go she's. like I want a baby I was like get away. from me. no I it's makinging me want a kid so bad.

really so bad but like I know you want. like a baby and all but like do you. really want like a whole fullon like. seven-year-old like you got to be in. charge of it yeah seven years till then. imagine if you were taking care of me. right now like just imagine that and I'm. like Mom stop you're being so annoying. stop oh yeah oh yeah let's have let's. have an AR can you can you be her kid. okay be her kid so Mom can I go to this. thing on Saturday will there be drugs uh. yeah okay. I mean yeah but I'm not going to take.

them you should trust me I don't know. what why you're not trusting me why are. you not trting me Mom you're right. you're right you can go okay thanks and. then I would proceed to call the cops on. the party myself and she would never. know that it was me wait okay redo redo. redo okay hi um. Mom manipulative mother yeah Mom can I. hang out with my friends sure thanks um. okay um ask you parent you're supposed. to say no. say what parent just goes sure say no. you have to go until you see in your. room can I go hang out with all these.

boys tonight okay Mom can I go hang out. with all these guys tonight like all of. them they're so nice and funny and they. always like pick me. up they're they're always throwing me. around because they say that I'm like. this smallest girl there I don't know. why I I don't know why they're I don't. like this I just want a baby Mom they're. like just want a baby I just want a baby. n of teen okay so she's going to go so. can I go yeah sure you're not my kid. what I don't care she do Harper actually. she. ow what what the heck was that I just.

peeled a sunburn off my face let me see. what did you punish yourself you're. going to hurt me you're going to hurt me. there's nothing there okay well Mom Mom. I'm not your your mom's over there stop. looking at me no can can you just please. act like a mom sure I'll cosplay okay so. you're my mom cosplaying like no you're. not leaving this house until you clean. your room I'm knitting right now okay. okay hey Mom hey Mom can I uh hang out. with no why because I said so yeah.

that's more like it that's well I'm. going to go outside and go right now. you're tearing this family apart you. know that I you're ruining. everything you're going to make her cry. mom can I please go hang out with my not. until you clean your room I already told. you so I already cleaned my room no you. didn't I saw I saw I saw your room I was. just up there you ruining my life I'm. going I'm sorry I'm. uh you know that was my that was my.

least favorite line growing up clean. your room I did no you didn't how you. going tell me I didn't I just went and. did it and then I come back and say I. you never clean our I never. clean our standard of clean was not near. I no no we pushed it all under the bed. wherever we can hide my mom would be. like you got to pick all this stuff. closet door shut before you can go do. something we would just my checks in my. closet door and under myed before I. leave really yeah that's what my mom had. to start doing am going to be so ah I'm.

more scared about the filth with kids. the filth just dirtiness oh yeah you're. going to be hold hair grow up Kate. freaks out over dirt yeah Kate was. trying Kate was like I don't want our. kids playing on indoor playgrounds I was. like oh well I threw up in one of those. and I didn't tell nobody and I just know. that there was another kid who went up. there after me and found my throw up if. I would have went up there and found. your throw up in there I would have. thrown up in there as well and then you. would have been too scared to tell. someone to and there would been a lot of.

throw there a poor employee who ever had. to clean that up yeah imagine just a. smell trying to go into there I would. throw up if I was the employee just hav. go in there no guys got to get a new. playground it's a chain reaction this. morning was so sad um there was a car. accident on the way to Einstein's and I. got a chocolate bag go and the girl was. out of my ice carel macchiato so I got a. wait wait was the sad part the the sad. part was out they were outside out of. caramel she said it was so there's a car. wreck on the way but they were out of my. car ma there was this car wreck on the.

way and I saw there there there these. kids that I know and the dad that I know. too and this kid he there the airbags. like went off and I'm imagining that he. the person behind him wasn't like paying. attention imagine not if they hit him. and like during the moment of silence I. prayed for them because I was so scared. I was still thinking about it and the. kid the little kid walked out of the. door or walked out of the door and his. chin was like into another thing and he. was like throwing up and I was like oh. my gosh like okay how much of this story. is real all mom mom am I telling the.

truth okay so the the story is half true. um and there. a so there's a car wreck we knew the dad. that got hit and the two kids were his. kids and no the car in front you knew. the car in front of you that uh so so. there's a car wreck next time you just. don't know the story just don't. Miss A Car wre and you didn't have your. chocolate. bagel oh so he's when the.

hit oh my gosh what's. happening I'm convinced. oh. okay okay so the mom was in was too busy. Snapchat and she didn't even look up no. no no she what's that a car hey no so. basically the mom was on the car with. their her two kids and they were all. ready for school in their white little. private suits and um they were ready to. go to school they got on a crash cuz. this truck wasn't paying attention and.

hit them right in the back and these. voles are pretty safe but like. apparently like the airbags went. straight off and a kid like jolted his. like chin to the side and then when he. walked out he's like spitting up. everywhere and cuz cuz like his chin. like he couldn't and he was like crying. and then the little brother was like. sitting down hugging him cuz the little. brother wasn't hurt and the mom was like. yeah my kid his his Chin's broken and it. was so scary I I and then I almost like. threw up looking at it cuz I was so. scared I was like I was like and I was. on the way to school and we were like 20. minutes late feel so sad well yeah I.

feel bad did you get your carel macato. no I got my I got a cold brew and then. on the way back there was like. paramedics and stuff I hope they're okay. yeah same have you guys ever seen a car. wre happen like in like happen mhm. really no yeah you did you have yeah do. you not know this no I didn't know you. had what yeah I was outside oh this is. going to be so made up no no I can't. it's not made up no no I was outside and. I was driving the ranger I was driving. the side by side and uh I was like in in.

our we had big like 10 acres and so like. I'm driving it and all of a sudden I. hear I hear this. happen and I'm like I'm like what is. what is that noise and I look over and. there's like a curve on the road right. there and this guy's coming around the. corner at like mach 10 and just wait car. sideways what is mach 10 yeah what is. that I got fast very fast. okay like rocket ship speed okay coming. around the corner Mack 10 okay rock car.

is sideways and just. starts rolling like flipping. like like 10 times was the driver why. did you do a. beat and I'm like I'm like oh no was. there music playing like yeah yeah well. he was listening to like shake it off. for. something and uh anyways the car ends up. like from where he started rolling to. the end was literally like a 100 yards. or so my like he the car rolled super.

far uh ends up in this like ditch why. did he stop why did he stop why didn't. he stop rolling no no why did he stop. when he was going mock 10 or whatever um. why did he like stop he lost control I'm. getting that I'm getting that so um I I. I immediately like I'm like 14 years old. I'm like I don't know what to do so I. just zoom back to the house and I'm like. Dad um guy's probably dead he just he. just rolled his car like 10 times and so. me and him uh jump and we go go down the.

the driveway to see what the car and. when we get down there dad's like hey no. no no you stay here because he could. like see the guy and the guy had been. thrown out of the front window of the. car into a barbwire fence and I'm not. going to get into more gruesome details. but yeah he was thr DET a kid show and. yeah he was he was thrown out of the car. and it was really really sad yeah was he. was life flighted out but he was drunk. that's why he probably didn't know. course people these days super sad super. sad wait that was on your like literally. your front yard yeah I watched it roll.

it was it was crazy that's crazy. reminded me. of no I saw like someone get rear ended. once and like her airbags went off but. cash has total two cars so he knows. about this oh my gosh I have not totaled. two cars I actually did I did watch one. time um I watched him back into our. garage oh that was done a lot of things. wow oh wait I been in a car accident my. mom and in my sister's car um pulling. out of the driveway sounds horrific I'm.

I'm glad you're I'm glad you're okay it. was during a cheer it was about I was. going to a cheer compation at like 5:00. a.m. in the morning me and my mom were. like really mad at each other for some. reason cuz it's like 5:00 a.m. in the. morning and we're trying to get she like. get in get in get in and she she backs. out hits my sister's car and we're like. oh and she's like. no you know what's funny that's the only. way my mom has hit cars too back my mom. has hit two of our cars or two it must. be a short woman problem two of their. cars by backing out well tell us about. your totaling cause yeah he total two.

caruse and he crashed another car into. the side wall and then he he backed into. the driveway no and then he and then he. rear ended someone eating orange chicken. well that was included in the totaling. you can't just be hitting cars left. listen listen Linda listen Linda you're. the worst driver here c. i no I'm actually the best driver here. dude you should see me you have the. worst record you should see me in. go-karts I come in first place Place. second if the Cs breaked um I've told.

her one car two and yeah two you did the. van two and the truck we're really. counting the band like really really. we're really going to count that you did. you did he's such a you like literally. like that's something Kate would say. you're going to count that no what do. you mean count why you count y I was 15. years old why we count on that you cuz. you crashed the van cuz you were total. it fine listen and first of all I'd like. to say both of my car accidents happened. in the same spot or the same like type. of scenario and both of my car accidents.

the car should not have been total first. one was out of stoplight I fell asleep. at the stoplight it it was a long light. okay and no way I did I fell asleep at. the stoplight and and then his foot hit. the gas and just and then and then my. foot hit the gas and and I hit the. person in front of me um and see the the. car should not have been told okay but. the reason the car was told is cuz I was. driving a hunk of junk all right and the. car itself was only worth like ,000 it. was worth way more than that no it's not. D I think 350,000 mies on.

it yes it did yes it did have so many it. did he said a honk and junk that car was. fine no it was old as freak dude it was. old as Isaac new it was like in 2005 and. this was in like 2015 no that car is. like 1900s what and listen listen. basically a first car I ever made it was. 1900s no it was like brand new it was. 1900s and I hit it and it was like. they're going to be they were like oh. it's going to cost $700 to repair the. car so we might as well just total it.

out because it's such a junk car and so. like total yeah technically the. insurance total it out but the car was. completely drivable it was completely. fine and it should not been. total not drivable moving on to the. second one the second totaling of a car. happened because I was out of stoplight. eating orange. chicken and when I was eating my orange. chicken it tasted a little funny shout. out Panda Express caused my car accident.

and I had to roll my window down and. spit it out but when I spit it. out next thing you knew I hit the car in. front of me and it was not my fault. that's you hit the car in front of the. guy slaming on his brakes cuz something. ran out in front of him you weren't. paying attention if I'm going to be. honest you can still something didn't. run out in front of I was thinking the. same thing honestly you can sue anybody. for anything these days I'm being so for. real like I can sue I can literally Sue. could you Sue Cash yeah no great I can.

sue you because um I would say that you. I'm really excited you took my phone. without my permission that is true and. it's my personal property that's. actually can I sue for someone not. getting out of my house oh well you. invited me here right I'm invited right. well K he hold on wait let me let me. clear up this second one the second one. it doesn't matter you total it. no tell no let me defend myself real. quick I hit the car in front of me and. turned out the car I was driving had bad.

underlaying issues in the car like the. insides of the car was not good like the. like not the interior but like the. engine and so when I when I when I total. it yes the organs of the car were bad so. when I total it they were like Hey. listen the organs are actually bad so. we're just going to trash the whole. thing and I was like okay I've never. damaged a car more than like a dent that. is not true you totaled two cars and. then on top of that do you remember Al. remembers this you fell asleep while.

driving back from visiting some friends. what is with the sleeping listen I'm a. sleepy guy I don't get much sleep. actually I get a lot 12 hours a night I. require a lot so I require like 12 hours. of sleep so when I only get like 10 but. this is your fault you only got a few. hours you decided at like we you decided. at like midnight I'm going to drive to. Arkansas and go see two girls so you. drive like four hours I was I was like I. was like just turned it was like the. like I just 4our drive so it was four.

years ago that's really that's really. saddening five years ago years he drives. four hours to Arkansas sees these girls. for like an hour in the middle of the. night Missouri whatever Wow you went to. Missouri and you could if you were going. somewhere you could have come to Texas. no she got I I you know I tried to go to. Texas but I added up the hours and it. was going to take too long so so he went. to his back other girls so he had a. backup girl and you didn't even get. married to these girls imagine. and anyways long story short I fell. asleep you know the the concrete barrier.

that are on the side of Highways like. the like big wall like the half walls. yeah I hit I hit that thing and it just. popped a tire though yeah so then he. ends up being late to church the next. morning and wait how did you get out of. that you actually didn't make it to. church at all and then Mom and Dad are. like we go to dinner after and they're. like is Cash even going to come to. dinner and I'm like uh and you're. texting me like cover for me I'm going. to be there just please please please. I'm like what did you do D he's like. he's like just stall I'm coming I'm. coming wait had did your parents not.

notice that their car was gone H well. they no but they well they knew I took. it but they didn't notice all the damage. wait were you supposed to be staying the. night at Alex's house or something yeah. oh okay so cash was like you know I got. a flat tire and then they're like well. why is it crashed and he's like uh I. was yeah I told I told him I was doing. donut I told them I pulled into a. McDonald's and hit the curb and then. they were like no you weren't you were. doing donuts and I was like you got me. and then you figured you doing donuts. versus I drove 4 hours in the middle of.

the night to go see some girls was. better yeah donut the donuts punishment. was definitely better then then what is. your punishment uh you know I never. really got one I don't think so wow my. mom had a hard issue with guys follow. through I need to get rid of the sunburn. ASAP like I I have sheer photos tomorrow. I you know what you look like you look. like the anger Emoji or not the anger. Emoji the anger uh inside from inside. out anger emot which emotion would you. be from inside out M probably disgust. disgust she's disgusted wait really.

she's disgust the green one that's what. am I you're anger I think we talked. about this before he's fear no he's the. big pink one the big yeah we did talk. about this before that's what you guys. get your fear and joy I'm. anger okay and thank you guys so much. for watching this episode of the podcast. peace out bro s.