I Got Caught Sneaking Out!

today we're going to be talking about. sneaking out of the. house let's get. started the heck was that. stop please it's very entertaining get. it closer please just like tase her one. time that's why I wanted to do the intro. wait why would I give it to you Joe I'm. not close to y'all yeah that's why wait. Joe will you tase yourself. huh no that's oh we got this int we're. going to get we're going to get limited. adents from the.

please can we not no we're not no we're. not no we're not we'll be um but but let. me say something I should taste Harper. because she tased me in an. episode that was you tased me is Revenge. for that which made no sense really want. to be that guy who tases a 14year old. that's why I'm not doing it but I wish I. oh oh okay M all right let's talk about. sneaking out give it sck to my stomach. right now give your phone flew across. the room no M I can't when you when you. have a taser you don't give it to any.

I'm not going to give me give me number. one a rule of having a taser is you. don't give it to anyone I'm not tasing. you give me no please I'll give it to. you in a minute but first we we got to. talk about sneaking out now come on okay. okay what do you what do you wow that. was really cool look at her she's not. even flinching touch it don't do that. why would why would you actually tase. her like what oh he's G I think he's. actually going to do. it okay okay anyways guys scared she so. we're gonna be talking about sneaking. out of the houses my palms are sweaty.

can we get rid of the taser are your. knees knees weak arms are heavy there's. V on a sweater already mom spaghetti. he's nervous but on the surface he looks. calm and ready to drop but he keeps. foret what he wrote yeah guys we're not. talking about sing out you might as well. just click off why would you tell people. to click off scared me all right no. let's talk about the stories I think. it's only right for Kate to open up with. the first story since Kate definitely. snuck out the most out of all of us I'm. literally still shaking like I need to. recover what what is that what is. recover feel my Palms oh my gosh her.

palms are sweaty like drip drenched. right now all right K come on tell us. one of your big bad stories my big bad. stories if you tase me I promise you. I'll actually just pick you up by your. head and just throw. you he was like I want to say mean. things when she's 14 so I'll just pick. you up by your head I'll just pick you. by your head and hold you there you know. people do with the little babies they. just like hold them by the head like. this you can pick her up by her head I. yeah easily pick heart right by your.

head no do it and die do it and die all. right K can you please tell one of your. stories she was telling them before the. Pod started say it which one should I. start with I don't how about the one. where you said you stole a car well. there was multi do and die huh that was. multiple times there was multiple times. you stole a car it was multiple times. why are yall Whispering over. there yes yes do it do it do it do it so. funny do it do it yo can we please talk. about sneaky out.

Whispering over there now well here's. the. thing we were good children and we would. never sneak out oh you two heathens on. the other hand you just had to hide your. girlfriend what oh yeah how about we. talk about that how about we talk about. that I would never hide someone in the. house and outside the house in the car I. I hid girls everywhere I'll feel good. MAV instead of sneaking out he always. snuck in sneaking people in the house. tell them about the inous I'm not going. to them they can come to me all right. tell tell them.

listen I did stupid things as a kid all. right you were like bro a. kid a kid you were 18 or 19 17 18 but. listen you were dating it you were not. 18 most of the bad things I did was with. the first girlfriend like like like. sneaking around and stuff that was the. first one and that was definitely not. okay and I'm not condoning it at all. this is what not to do but yeah but tell. us about the the the the good one you. know the one where you snuck in and then. got caught oh yeah I'll start the story. off really well yeah please okay started.

off in the beginning okay in the. beginning in the beginning God cre my. parents go to Canada to see Niagara. Falls we're supposed to stay in first of. all don't know who goes to Canada to see. water but we're supposed to stay in the. house all right cash is like 16 17 I'm. like 18 and what happens cash gets a. little text from some little girls. listen I was just up in up about two. hours away I was just that's actually. he's completely false what completely.

false already you don't this just proves. an hour and half you remember nothing I. did not get a text from any girls you go. I was at the state fair and then you and. then I met people there okay whatever he. ended up an hour and a half away from. home and he was with these chicks and. not I was with the dudes too like I was. just hanging out with people they were. probably chicks and and then why okay. anyways so my parents see his location. and they're like cash is at home and. then so cash they're blowing up Cash's. phone trying.

yeah they're blowing up Cash's phone. trying to get a hold of him they're like. something fishy is going on so then they. call me and I'm like uhoh and they're. like is uh is Cash there and I'm like oh. yeah yeah yeah he's home for sure like. he's definitely not out like he's home. obviously it's late at night where else. would he be like I'm not going to go. wake him up Dad but like he's here this. was bad we and they're like put him on. the phone I'm like no no no no he's he's. knocked out cold he's sleeping and I.

like put him on the phone I'm he's going. through in the bathroom he I can't I. can't hear you hold on let me call you. back hang on I get cash I'm like cash I. call Cash I'm like you got to figure. something out he's like okay there's. another phone there just just hold both. the phones and and put me on speaker and. they'll they'll think I'm home dude why. didn't we merge the calls can I to rest. and like get a lighter so then we see if. it blows up huh you know the lighter and. you put it above your fart and and then. you fart and then it blows up Harper.

don't you think I've already tried that. it doesn't work it doesn't work doesn't. work no it does I've done it no it. doesn't I've tried it it does not work. you have an animated mind har or else. I'd be doing it all the time trust me uh. yeah no so I don't know why we didn't. merge the calls yeah but we just put. like my tablet or something next up to. M's phone and I was like hey Mom Dad. what's up they're like you home I'm like. oh yeah I'm right here I'm home and they. lasted about two seconds they go no. you're not we know you're not home.

you're lying to us and we're like no no. he's like I know you all are pulling. tricks on me you're not home we stuck. with our story oh yeah we were like Dad. you guys are losing it you're losing it. Dad you're going crazy you're. overthinking this like he's home we were. not back down from our story Cal and. then we'll get you help Dad like it's. okay I I have a crazy we end up getting. caught because apparently before they. left town they put up a a camera on one. of our door on each on the doorways of.

the house and they told Maverick they. said hey we're putting up these cameras. I never listened to anything and they. didn't even put them up because they. thought we would sneak out they put them. up just for like security stuff and Ma. they told Maverick and Maverick forgot. like he forgets everything and then what. happens is no we're on the phone call. and they go okay well we're going to. check the cameras and we're me and you. are both like that's funny me and you. are both like cameras.

what wait what cameras that's not what. happened M check the Camas no you. horrible memory bro M you forgot there. were cameras you forgot your first of. all I didn't know there was you forgot. your whole part of story I'm getting to. that part that part's after so then. after they're mad at Cash they they go. and check the cameras This Is A Lie. please let me tell it you don't remember. bro they checked the cameras how do you. think they found out please let me tell. it m you don't remember the story you. didn't remember they never told us there. was possible I don't remember my memory. is not very good around that time you. didn't even remember there was cameras I. blacked out most of those years in my.

life what happened was they were like. cash is not home we know that and then. they saw Maverick sneak his girlfriend. into the house through those cameras but. they never told us that the cameras were. there yet yes M listen just listen to me. hear me out and. then the they sent someone to go over. they didn't tell us but they sent. someone to come over and look for M's. girlfriend in the house but Maverick. already hit her outside and he hit her. pretty good crazy like.

story because the guy was looking. outside and he never found her and then. you know what happened M she went and. stayed the night in the car or whatever. because how odd you did not know there. was cameras cash I found out there was. cameras the same time you did when you. got in trouble not in trouble but they. knew you weren't home they were like. we're going to go check the cameras and. see if cash is home when they check to. see if you're home they see on the. camera me sneaking a girl in the house. yeah anyways it was a horrible it was a. horrible night hor.

both of us got caught pretty sure I. slept in a car remember what happened. both of us got caught doing complete. opposite things U my mom was cry because. we broke her trust you know Dad was Dad. wasn't happy either yeah um you know. it's bad when you when your parents are. crying because you disappointed them and. not because they're mad that's that's. when you know you really messed up MH. you could be wrong but me personally. yeah I like that better cuz then I. wasn't getting a spanking you know what. I mean yeah they were like Maverick. we're just so disappointed you couldn't. even remember there was.

cameras you you couldn't have even stuck. out the window like you're that dumb son. okay guys I have a good story yeah let's. hear so basically when I was 13 last. year it was like in March I why why. didn't you just say last year what. sentence that's crazy are you or a loved. one a homie because if so come be. homosexual with us hey go check out the. LOL Bro podcast right now LOL Bros check. it out Link in the description it's just. crazy that you were like willing to talk.

about stories a year later and with your. mom and with your mom sitting right. there yeah like you could not have. dragged some of my stories out of me. even now like I'm like but let the green. paper's not getting dragged out until. I'm 18 but what happened was it's mostly. cuz I made a promise but anyways what. happened was I was very tired that one. night and my friend was like Harper. please can we please sneak out I really. want to sneak out and I was like what. for she wanted to meet a guy and I was. like uh no I'm not I don't want to do. that. so you don't want to me guys no cuz I.

was just a little small. Bean oh do you know how like disturbing. it is when you do that like it makes. everyone uncomfortable I don't I like it. oh doesn't make me uncomfortable yeah I. like it it's really it's actually. entertaining yeah nope I'm just a small. Bean all right tell. story I got the craziest picture of cash. no oh no just please tell the story no.

one wants to see the picture I want to. see the picture no one wants to see the. picture what's going on throw it over. here. gosh yeah yeah I wear a. robe that's it no that's not a text this. to me no Kate swore I needed get so I. can she swore up and down I need to get. a ro so she went out and bought me a. robe and then I put it on and then she. trolls me about it no it was more just. the fact that you're it was it's more. the fact that what because you're the. one that in said I needed a robe okay.

guys I let me have my story time so you. you're at your friend house airpl to the. TV but I went and messag to Joe he's. going yeah so. basically are you going to throw it or. cool phone case got a little. chain got some Cuban links all right go. ahead Harper anyway so the my friend was. like yeah Harper let's sneak out and I. was like yeah why and she like I want to. meet a guy cuz we're dating and I was. like who are you dating she was like. blah blah blah and I was like no way so. we talked about that for like an hour. and a half or something something and. then you were like it's that guy we have.

to sneak out yeah no no so then we're. going out of my window or so we go to my. sister's room she has this shower window. and it's super small I would say it's. like like that you could sneak through. it's like that the TV right there how. big that is except for a little more. narrower so we sneak through that go on. the roof jump off the roof like we jump. over this second floor escape no yeah we. jump onto the trash can to get off the. floor this is like parkour oh thanks man. see how long y'all were going to just.

let it go without him noticing. appreciate it go so glad that's there. you you keep going second floor yeah. basically so we jump under the trash. cans and my friend breaks it um no my. dad he like probably heard us and so we. walk like a mile over to the shops which. is like the shops of where we live and. in the middle of the night you walk. there in the middle of the night I know. it super far we were on scooters though. and so well we double so I was the.

driver and I I was still not on board. with this I was like no like we can't do. this. so we end up also bringing toilet paper. with us just in case we wanted toilet. paper so we brought it in a d box just. in case we possibly decided to toilet. paper someone's house so so basically we. brought nothing besides toilet paper. just in case we saw a house that needed. toilet this when things get crazy so. it's like 1:00 a.m. once we get to the. shops and we're freezing because it's. like the middle of winter and we're so. cold. and my mom already knows about this but.

so we get there and the guy is not. coming and we're like he probably just. like stood us off like we or stood us up. like it's fine but then he comes and. this weird looking black van like not. like a van but like a minivan and he was. like sorry that was like that was my. plug or whatever and we were like no he. was like we were like what's a plug and. then um he he was like my deer and I was. like and and then my friend was like oh.

you Pokemon cards from the man yeah no. so so basically she goes off with the. guy I sit in the cold on by Yeah by. myself she leaves me she goes she goes. away far away I don't know where so. she's with the guy for like an hour 2. hours I'm just sitting there at 3:00. a.m. it at at this time it's like 3:00. a.m. 2: a.m. 2:30 and I'm freezing I'm. sitting on one of those chairs my. phone's about to die I don't know what. to do I'm like does has my mom found out. yet like she hasn't called me or.

anything so it's good and that's before. we got any cameras or anything so I was. like we're fine so basically I or oh my. gosh I almost said her name so my friend. um so my friend is what was her name I'm. not saying no it is B that I'm proud of. you no so my friend is like staying. there she's like like she's been gone. for like at least three hours at this. point so I try to go find her and I. can't find her and so so I'm just like.

freaking out because I'm like do I have. to go home because it's like 3:00 a.m. at night in the middle of the night a. mile away from my house I and my scooter. is like barely charged so I'm just like. freaking out this was like probably the. most scariest nights of my life so I see. the black van pull up again and um. there's you already need a refill no no. no no so the black van pulls up again. and he's like yo where's my homie at and. I was like I don't know so I why am I Im. Just a 13-year-old boy driv you talking. about my homie at this guy's old enough.

to drive and he's and he's a dealer to a. 13-year-old boy no so so this is not. like Ser there's no like no just wait. just wait it gets way worse what movie. are you telling us about because this. isn't real so he zooms away he's like yo. where's my homie at and he zooms away. cuz I'm like I don't know so he zooms. away how old was the dude in the van. like 30 something I don't even know no. shot Harper no I mean so for real he was. at least 3 yeah she thought I was 32 so. like 30 to 20 like TR to be nice it was. me and the van it was a senior no but um.

yeah probably like a junior or something. like 18 19 20 so he zooms away little do. I know he just wraps back around we're. learning expresses he goes back around. he zooms back there's a cat in the. middle of the or not a cat it's a what's. a squirrel he runs over it and I whoa. whoa whoa is that the word who to be. fair squirrels are suicidal sometimes. they just run in front of your car and. they're like a I saw a squirrel a. squirrel die straight in in front of my. face like I saw the car coming I saw the.

squirrel ran over you know what you know. what a squirrel did to Alex one time. what it ran out in front of the car and. he literally posed he looked at he. looked at the car and went and flexed at. the car and went no way yes and flexed. its muscles and went yes and then he got. hit no but but he went out no. confident he was strong and mighty no no. um I'm sorry no um so yeah the car zooms.

by hits a squirrel and I'm like no way. so I I want to call my mom and my dad. been his like brother no I I I want to. call get revenge on the car bro no no. but like I I want to I want to call my. mom and my dad but I can't because like. they're asleep and I'm not getting. caught and they're probably not going to. let me hang out with friends after this. so it's like 4:00 a.m. at this point and. like the sunlight I can already see it. it's not actually but like I I thought I. I was imagining things at this point cuz.

I was sitting you know in those chairs. yeah I was sitting on one of those for. five 3 hours like 4 hours prob like 45. minutes yeah no no 4 hours and then. finally I go on my scooter ride home. without your friend my friend's home my. friends at the house at your house at my. house how'd she get there with the guy. black man black van black inside she's. at home with the guy inside at at my. house in my room and and you you were. just waiting no I was just waiting and I.

say get out get out so my mom she hears. me screaming at her so my mom comes. upstairs and she like what's going on. and they like she's like who is this guy. at 4:00 a.m. in your in our house and my. mom like Mom what were you feeling like. H homie just sitting there like yeah Mom. like what what were you like she's not. miked up so she yeah no yeah she very my. mom was so mad like she was like get out. of my house your mom was so happy you. made friends yeah no so she just. and then my mom's like get out get out.

of the house so I wish I kept the ring. doorbell footage but or no not the ring. doorbell cuz we didn't have cameras back. then no but and then your mom walks. outside at the black van she's like. what's up homie how you doing yo where's. my b no no but um what's it called so. she she like charges him outside and. she's like walk home I'm not getting you. right home like go so and then she kicks. my friend out too wait wait did they get. there by a black van what did they get. there by the black van probably probably. cuz he was zooming around so is that. good plan honestly yeah no yeah honestly.

cuz I zoom around but um but yeah so. basically like so now that friend is. like hang out with me anymore and yeah. wow also that was a fake story what. the the whole story was fake I knew you. were making it up as you went the whole. story was. fake that's crazy wait but why was that. one lowkey believable good because that. was that was the only time she didn't. say like and then Superman came and are. disappointed that that was fake I knew.

it was fake cuz it was a good story your. mom had to tell me though that whole. story was fake yeah that's crazy at. least it took minutes this is like. supposed to be like fun it's not fun now. har that was good honestly you ever talk. I I knew the black van part was. suspicious where's my plug like what. okay well that similar happen thing to. re but it was crazy because like lowy I. could see your friend being back at the. house yeah mhm with the black band it.

all came together at the end for me cuz. I just made it up as I went wow no okay. well now that we're done lying for this. episode Katie I got a couple yeah let's. see yeah just pick pick one of mini Kate. yeah okay I'll pick the one where I okay. I took my parents car a lot stole I. didn't I didn't have permission and I. didn't have a license took GTA to a new. level y'all boys playing GTA at home on. a.

Xbox CX9 calm down why does that what. what type of a car it just matter don't. worry offer it was a mzda oh never mind. you're all good no okay but my friend um. my friend and I we like took I didn't. have a license and like my parents you. know would go to work during the day. during the summer and so yeah most. parents go to work during the summer. yeah and so I went to her house and. picked her up middle of the day I went. to her house and I picked her up and we. drove like 30 minutes away to the the um. we don't have a beach near us old are.

you 15 I might have had a permit maybe. oh Kate was taking her car so young I. was I was driving at 14 without a. license or a per you would take the car. at 14 yeah and I would like that's. confidence I would have never done that. I would not have done that never never. 14 at 14 steal the car uh I was driving. at 14 I went stealing it though yeah you. scratched that thing no no no no no no. no. no at least let me practice dri I got I.

got in so much trouble actually no and. I you didn't get in trouble Kate you. never got caught wait did you get caught. um for stealing the car wait wait wait. wait continue telling Harper about your. story about how to steal a car and not. get caught not that Harper needs to know. this no wait did you do your parents. know now yeah really they do yeah are. you in trouble um. you got put I I think my dad kind of.

realized because like when you take a. car and you drive 30 minutes away and 30. minutes back the gas is not where he. left it at you know so it's like. obviously someone was driving this car. and it wasn't me you didn't at least. fill it up after you stole it I didn't. have no money to fill it up that's crazy. that's actually first of all do most. people that steal cars fill them back. upite to just leave the car on E and. second of all very stupid way to get. caught I didn't think about that I did. not think about how the gas thing would.

like go down can you you can tell I was. not actually a driver anyway so yeah my. friend and I I was 15 at that time but. yeah we just went and we hung out at. like the the lake with like the beach. and stuff remember where we used to. wakeboard during the summer yeah I drove. all the way down there and um and um we. just hung out we like is this the vibe. yeah did some swimming um you're not. sitting on the ground Kate what's going. on am I supposed to yeah yes on the. ground C was on the ground and then on I.

didn't want because apparently I I I. yall obviously know I switch chairs. every two. episodes and somehow my chairs are. always like 6 in tall which I don't. understand right now I'm sitting on uh a. Minnie Mouse. chair um I don't know why I don't ever. get like adult-sized chairs but I just. don't yeah tell your story K so yeah we. we never really got like caught then um. I mean maybe my dad realized I don't. remember honestly it was a long time ago.

but there was one time oh we're really. going Joe cash oh sorry sorry huh what's. going oh no no my gosh did he just that. was crazy he just farted on cash no way. wow Joe just farted right in my face. over there no I didn't that's revenge. for everything you've done no that was. like right in my face like I'm talking. it was here no way oh I could spell it I. can spell it I can spell it tell your. story Kate um okay well I have a.

different one I can tell now that that. one's finished that was the end yeah we. took the car and then we drove back and. I don't remember if my dad realized I. honestly don't remember what happened. after Harper s out story was way better. oh well there was another time that was. a lot better um but this one didn't. involve a car this one I snuck a guy. into my house that wasn't. cash what the you knew about that what. you knew about. that dang okay I'll tell you guys after.

but oh was that that's tough oh was that. the one that wanted to kiss you but you. didn't kiss him yeah it was tough for. him I had such a funny joke oh wish I. could no um but yeah there is this there. is this when cash was like ghosting me. there was should I stop talking that. strikes fear into my heart every time. she keeps touching her phone to me like. I know me too think it's the taser I. know um so during the time period when.

cash would like stop talking to me all. the time and stuff um that was like 15. guys just remember yeah I mean I. obviously had to have a distraction for. when he decided to go now I'm stressed. where's the taser Joe has it Joe has it. okay um am I good to keep talking okay I. feel like everyone's just like yeah you. talk a sorry your your story it's losing. me I'll be you're no no no no no no. listen listen listen and then I so I so. I snuck in per iuck out sounds like.

Bobby alof well do you think maybe the. viewers like for a change not having. someone yell in their ears I don't I. think they enjoy yelling. okay okay. [Music]. anyway you been hanging around your baby. too much okay that looked like a baby. face when he did the cry um okay moving. on so pretty much when cash ghost me I. had a guy on speed dial and so naturally. when Cas speed dial speed dial this was. a regular thing. yeah I actually feel bad for this poor.

guy and it's really good he got a. girlfriend and he was able to like not. have me cuz I was doing exactly to him. what cash was doing to me pretty much. and it was bad but anyways um yeah this. one night he me and him were just. snapping this joke so bad okay well if. it's not appropriate don't say it moving. on we might can bleep out just one word. of it no oh my. gosh how did how did you get that how. Joe you gave it to her who gave her the. taser man I have no clue I just like all.

right sorry we keep interrupting bro I. just my my life goal is to finish one. story on this podcast somebody to finish. one story without being interrupted. never so go k anyways so we had been. stopping one night and then um sorry you. came up with a story about a squirrel. when I was talking I come up with that. that was my that was a real story I'm. like your story and then you okay we're. all liars do actually a funny story. though yeah squirreling muscles okay no. no no no the squirrel story was real. that was a real story he challenged the.

car no he did he ran out he went he said. to the death and then he got. hit it's like this right. here car always went wrecked literally. more like. this. um okay did you have a story yeah sorry. K what was your. story okay so this hold on pause before. we finish it do we want the story like. does. anyone I forgot how it started if I'm.

being honest I don't even like like no. no sweetheart. listen I I want to listen I do okay I. finish it y'all were the ones who told. me to give a sneak out. storyist I'll give better sneak out. story than that it's just stop. interrupting me if y'all would not. interrupt me and let me finish my story. you know what you are right you're right. here it takes so long cuz y'all all. interrupt me I'm I'm with you so shut. your mouth for two seconds waa I was. backing you I was being nice but guess.

that's how my wife talk shut your. mouth can I speak yeah go ahead do you. guys want me to finish the story cuz it. seems like nobody wants me to no no. finish it Harper get off your phone why. you're literally on a Tik Tok live. stream right now I'm not yeah you were. all right go k am I that boring like no. no no no no no you're not I'm being so. serious I'm sure we have a lot of. viewers right now go no I'm being. serious if y'all don't think I should. tell the story I won't tell the story we. no no sweetheart we want you to tell the. story Ser I don't want to B for. everybody guys guys I'm not taking it.

hard feelings I'm not taking that one. for the team I literally if y'all tell. me no we do a big ass butd just tell the. story so we can move on at least well. there's no point in me telling the story. if nobody want to hear please tell the. story oh my God you screwed it up again. I'm asking you to tell it please just. tell it I want to hear I'll tell the. story I'm all ears today today no no no. no no no just tell it I'm all yours I'm. not telling it if nobody wants me to no. just go just a perfect time for me to. tell my story. okay fine so anyways we had been.

snapping and we were gonna hang out but. it was the middle of the night so I was. like meet me at my neighborhood pool and. we'll hang out there and so we hung out. at like the neighborhood pool for a. couple hours and he was like okay I. should probably get back home and it was. probably like 5:00 a.m. and he was like. nope can't my mom's boyfriend or. whatever is going to be get is going to. be like leaving for work by the time I. get back so I can't um he'll see me like. me sneaking in and I won't be able to go. and I was like okay well I'm ready for. bed so I'm going to go home and then I. was like crap I can't just leave him.

here at my neighborhood pool so I was. like fine you can come back to my house. until your mom's boyfriend goes to work. and yeah he just like we just went up to. my room and waited until the mom's. boyfriend went to work and then I it. came time for me to um sneak him out and. by that time my mom was up getting ready. for work so yeah it was had to had to. sneak him out so he really stayed up all. night I did there I'm so glad she. finished the story I thought there was. going to be like a good part yall. literally told me to tell a sneak out. story so I told you a sneak out story.

but like there's no point in telling a. sneak out story if there's no no like no. that really got. me wow y I told y'all I said I won't. tell the story if y'all don't want me to. and y'all said finish your story finish. your story and I said no like no no no. okay that's fair okay it's totally. fair oh my God I hope that was. aable that was I'm so confused Joe got. my stat you're farting in the mic listen. this episode is a fever dream say yours. say yours I want to wake up wake.

up harb tricking. us listen all right M what were you. going to say I'm going to take your. phone forever bro you copi before I. start my story before I start my story I. have to go get my phone H's phone got to. go over there my phone St on my phone oh. M will have to go his phone now guys. he's leaving like what hey you got a. story oh my gosh har is leaving now. too stop she's getting that's my camera.

she's getting the taser so she got the. taser put it down put it. down yeah it's not very fun is. it okay. so this morning I get up and I actually. beat cash to the gym for the first time. ever you didn't beat me to the gym I. just didn't get to go yeah he didn't go. cuz he whatever for whatever whatever. yeah okay um so what the uh anyways yeah.

cash doesn't go to the gym I come home. I'm like hey you know I got to take my. car to the shop this Tuesday do you guys. think you guys could like pick me up. from church MH Tuesday night Kate says. of course we can pick you up from church. we'll we'll just all go to church. together and then it's nighttime Church. remember yeah it's at like 7:00 at night. she goes and then we'll we'll all just. ride back together I'm like okay cool. she goes cash is that okay cash said um.

I don't why did you need your phone for. this you said I don't know I don't know. I don't know right now this don't ask me. questions I don't think so probably not. then Kate goes well I want to go and he. goes well we're not going she says. that's she says well I'm going that is. not how this happened like none of this. happened like this then cash. said you're not going all and then a big. old fight broke out none of this Happ.

they brawling in the living room he's. literally making this up no I'm not I. was told his wife she can't go to. church that's what he did M your volumes. down man at least if you're joke at. least make it like at least make the. joke hit that's what he did Oh my he. said no back in the kitchen where you're. not going to church make me make me. break M has a whip app on his phone that. he wants you guys to see that's what all. that story is for about about 10% of. that can you that's what he kept doing.

he was like back in the kitchen about. 10% of that story was messed up 10% of. that story was true yeah but y'all got. the gist of it there there's no way. there's no way he. downloaded you know what he did he was. like cash you got to download this a. whip app you got to download it and then. like when you tell someone to do. something you can whip them and I was. like I'm good map and he's like he you. got to download it you got to download. this whip app like imagine you told your. mom something you were. [Music]. like oh no there's no.

E I don't like that har I don't like it. either it looks like it looks like a. zombie yeah it looks like something. like no I I I still like add crackling. noises like a zombie like bothers me. like. a I don't even want to say what it looks. like I don't like it yeah stop Harper. that's not good I don't really like all. you guys on the ground too this was kind. of my thing. guys. wake up wake up I don't want to wake.

up like a beever some days I love having. a podcast dude listen. days here's the thing the truth is we. have a liar they didn't really get to do. that big of a fight it was a small fight. but I couldn't walk away because I. wanted to hear how it ended and it was I. mean say it wasn't a fight but then you. said something and cash wait yeah what. were you going to say me yeah oh I was. just going to insult all you guys but I. I won't do that I'll go first all right. actually ins.

you. oh listen sorry what else happened today. uh I don't freaking know after after. that there was another there was another. problem there was not another problem. yes there was another problem okay guys. I'm so sorry I'll have to listen to a. podcast where where that half of the. room just makes up stories and that are. totally not true but I really don't know. what's better making up stories that are. kind of entertaining or just stories. that are not entertaining at all um hey. she's getting Subs dude you need to. chill out I'm getting subs and no no she.

no because I because I'm getting Subs. too but like I just like feel. like um but me I have a total story so I. didn't make up one and mine wasn't born. so my story was the best what was your. story I didn't say one oh you just. farted I heard that IIT she just farted. I literally heard that literally no okay. don't even try going to fight to the. going to fight to the the world that she. not just I literally dragged my lip balm. across the carpet in between my leges. that's not what went across the carpet. you just know something else across the.

carpet in between her legs some just. blew across the carpet No I definit. annoying I think you just vacuumed the. whole. carp thing if the squirrel stand over. there the squirrel definitely fell down. oh. go. so are so IM every time you say that. it's just like a buff body BL squirrel. the muscle he said the muscles were. popping out on it just some squirrels. are jacked man they are they're one of. an in the world besides Apes I don't.

know about that I think you're making. stuff up now no if you look Apes. pitbulls squirrels Brook called me an. Pitbull squirrels as far as like muscles. go when you look at an animal and you. see muscles it's Apes pitb squirrels bro. have you seen the kangaroo oh yeah the. kangaroo ape pitb squirrel kangaroo. kangaroo is pretty Jack what about a. gorilla I that's an ape. bro you could have just said gorilla is. an ape all monkeys all monkeys are Apes. all monkeys are Apes G species is it. scary I don't even know if a girl is a. monkey wait Apes is the species right.

that's what you told me when we were. watching Planet of the Apes yeah my. favorite movie she probably just made. that up to sound smart cuz I said is it. orang orangutang a monkey no AP and then. you like AP are all all monkeys are Apes. all monkeys are Apes Monkey C an ape. what the what just cuz I have a tail. does not mean I'm a. monkey is this made of skin huh is it. made of skin is what your tail what is. this noise it's K farting bro like I. said before no she's trying to no dude.

every time she farts in life ever she. always comes up with something theair. something I literally dragged it across. the carpet on this side and Joe said. dang what is that noise and I said oh it. was this then why have when I ever ask. you who fart ever anytime I hear a fart. noise it could just be no it could just. be me and you alone in a room and I hear. all of us last night and I'm like or. what or all of us last night we were. down there yeah last night Kate farted.

with all us room if she died on she will. not doil that it was him not him it was. not me I I tell you was upstairs I. always tell you when I fart every single. time I'll literally put the microphone. up like this I literally tell R when I. fart you never you might tell me every. once while but you would never tell. everyone else I think she got shy I. think it was you me yes cuz why would. they not tell us Yo Joe I'm going to. send you this video Harper your phone is. literally going.

crazy M what's the video M this video is. the freaking squirrel that Alex. hit guys we got to wrap this podcast up. no we don't I'm over why why do you guys. guys I want y'all to know I'm the only. one that does never wants the podcast to. end I'm just over M's always over there. like time time what's the time no Kate's. always over there half asleep it's. called management and Harper's always. over there scrolling on her phone but we. took it away this time listen I said Jo. video I don't know and guess what I'm. doing now I'm going hypocritical you.

know what you should do Harper what does. that mean you're like going to explode. cuz I don't think you know what. hypocritical means first of all what. Harper you can leave if you want cuz I. feel like Harper's about to lose her. mind I feel like she might need to leave. stop doing that Harper no I like it go. harder no stop that's like terrifying I. don't like it it's bringing me back to. the. squirrel oh no what is she. doing okay she no that's a taser Harper. please tase him just please just full.

send it and tase him you tase me and. Watch What Happens tase him Harper I. will tase you tase him your mom will. give me per um test my acting. skills what Harper stand right here and. do it they can't see. you she wants to test her AC skills all. right let's see dude what is this. bug don't don't. what don't what close to my hand I don't.

like that wait that's a fun game we can. play Guess the a we all got to you guys. have to you got to tell me like a. scenario I got to act like I got I'll. act it out like you know those what's. those things okay you're a squirrel. about to get hit by the car wait wait. what's those improv improv okay K act. scared nailed it nailed it Harper. scared Harper's cold blooded you're not.

very good at this game is bro she has no. fear because she knows I'm not going to. tase her no fear cuz God is here will. will you let cash tase you no can I tase. you. yeah okay you'll be fine no I'm joking. I'm just joking God you do a sweatshirt. you do a she start to get stressed you. do a sweatshirt you do a sweatshirt do a. sweatshirt all right let's do improv no. no no we're not doing improv listen I'd. rather just tell stories can we tell. more stories no no no do problem m m act. like acts like um oh I got it acts like.

um oh wait I hold on um give me a good. one if you like make me like cry or. anything okay you got to act like the. your boat is sinking your life boat okay. okay and it's it's that's a small life. boat only holds like four or five people. but it's just you and one other dude on. it okay and in order for the boat to not. sink you have to eat it only one one of. you got one of you got to jump in the. water ice cold water you'll die ice cold.

water one of us will die yes so kind of. like a Jack and Mary moment okay you. want which one you want to be Jack and. Mary what Jack and are you in the. scenario Jack and Rose kind of like a. Jack and Rose are you in the scenario. with me uh you're on the boat me you. yeah yeah yeah and you guys are on a. boat okay okay you guys are on a boat. next to us but your boat's perfectly. fine but it can only hold it can only. hold two people okay cool. listen all right you ready guys yeah all. right here we go it's improv so you got. to act like you're actually in the. scenario I guess I'll jump off you're. okay yeah okay all right all right go. man two people got listen one of us this.

this boat's not going to hold us much. longer bro one of us is going to have to. get in the water you're smiling I. volunteer good okay cuz I was worried. that if I jumped off you'd still be too. fat for the boat and it might still sink. no I volunteer tribute okay good my. that's good like. what looks like Donald that's a jump. scare literally is Donald Trum that. looks nothing like Trump no that is. Donald Trump Donald Trump look more like. Donald Trump right now than that Trump.

doesn't have. dreads dude why is the nose and. everything like that it literally looks. like a monkey like that's a monkey face. call. Monkey oh my gosh let me try oh my gosh. the hair's even worse. wait is that Trump give me a scenario. with that on that's not even Trump's. hair that's like One Direction hair what. are you talking. okay.

um you uh you don't like. [Laughter]. Russia get that out of here get that out. of here bro get that out of here I'm not. about that I'm not about that I'm. telling you that is nothing like him I. literally see that in my. nightmares. up in person wait wait wait wait go to. the mic get away wait go to the mic and.

impersonate. him I. could all right say something Trump. speaking of President speaking of. President wait wait wait wait wait wait. wait okay R say something Trump would. say I want to hear it we're going to win. a no no you got to impersonate like you. got to say like the voice we're going to. win bigly what what I can't breathe you. can't breathe though. listen so speaking of presidents say. we're talking about presidenta. I got I got an argument I got an. argument the other day one of my friends.

if you had to pick one influencer to run. for president who would you pick myself. I'm not saying that that might have been. the easiest the easiest question ever go. you heard what she said believe out what. Kate said got to believe that out Kate's. getting bed guys you know that guy what. you just said was crazy oh my gosh show. you it after can we nominate people wait. Joe you got to you got to bleep that. yeah I am I heard it okay I don't know. no way now we have to cut SL bleep.

something that Kate said too I'm the. only one that has never had to been cut. SL B we definitely cut her bleep cash. right I've never been cutter bleeps not. even one time I'm pretty sure I've. literally heard you say hey bleep this. and you say stuff no well no well okay. maybe if I did it on purpose but okay. that one's trippy Kanye oh it's Kanye. Kanye get down hey hey Kanye life is. choose life Kanye I him. payback you got end in the mic now it's. not funny cuz now now we're going to. hear it.

twice I want I want give K back a you. know apparently uh North North her name. is Northwest wait is that Northwest. Northwest such a cool name I love it. apparently Northwest watches our podcast. we don't know if she watches it now now. she feels at home commented well she was. singing Harper song too so we know she. watches Harper but she what do you mean. Northwest you're watching this podcast. come have a seat yeah come Northwest. you're invited so is your.

mom well and I was and your dad you said. what your mom and your dad and you can. we can all have a big inter put this on. no okay would y rather have Kanye or Kim. on the Pod Kim both both biggest. interview of all time no no you had to. have one Kanye or k Kanye I don't I. don't I'm fine with either Kanye Kanye. let's take a vote and then I'll they'll. be on the Pod cuz I'll just reach out.

and invite them Kanye. okay I'll just DM them and you know. they'll probably be here in an instant. Kanye I mean got jet I feel like you. have to vote Mr Beast for president no. dude Kanye or Kim we got one Kanye Kim. Kanye Kanye tied up what do you got Kim. or. Kanye come on k k just spit one out come. on you got this probably Kanye okay I. don't know that was really quiet uh two. Kan one Kim what about you yeah TI up I.

can choose Kim I'm going Kim really now. I don't even get. vot I go all right fine then you are the. voter and I'll be the next voter too. what who are you goingon to say I'll be. the voter too like cuz I'm a different. person um probably Kanye because I feel. like he's more unhinged Kanye is funny. but I guess we have Kanye here already. so I don't know if we need to have him. again har would you wear that if we had. Kim on yes i' wear that if we had Kanye. on whip it out just what if you had. Donald Trump on we could do that y just.

reach out if he wants to come on I mean. we'll have him. onone any president ever Barack Obama. Joe Biden Trump anybody want come I'm. down a presid imagine the president a. president on the LOL pod well I'm not. going to call out any names but one of. them may fall asleep during the podcast. yeah that would be the best clip of all. time I would love to have I'd love to. have Biden on and if he fell asleep har. mustache on hey no Guys somebody try. that Trum ARB puts the Trump mask on he.

WS up next to her he's like please. somebody try that Trump mask on because. you can't breathe in it and i' like wow. Harper you really sold me on that now I. want to try the Trump mask on so I can't. breathe Joey we got to be at like an. hour yeah all right I'm going to get the. episode here I guess we'll end it guys. peace out bro. [Music]. Shaka.