I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!

What happened on Valentine's Day that. was so bad? He unadded me. He blocked me on tags. But you still love him? Now my lip liner? Yes. Wait, did he. actually on Valentine's Day? Yes, and. then last night he added me on Snapchat. just to ask why I was screaming his name. in the shops. You were screaming his. name at the shops? Yes, okay. I Stop moving. IT'S COMING. OUT. IF WE WERE GOING TO KICK SOMEONE OFF THE. PODCAST RIGHT NOW, who would you all. pick? Cash. No disregard for anything. Wow, Harper. Cash. What the sigma male? Stop.

Last night. Wait. I'm posting a Tik Tok. I'm saying hold. on. We're literally like not ready. I. might have the COVID virus. I don't. understand how we say we're starting and. you guys are like we're literally not. ready. says we're starting. YOU SAY WE'RE. STARTING EVERY EPISODE. EVERY EPISODE. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M READY TO START MY. WHAT'S my microphone? IT'S WAY OVER. HERE. YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME TO GO. AHEAD and start. Just be out. I will not. be present as soon as my mouth is able. to start. HE'S LIKE, ALL RIGHT, WE'RE.

STARTING. He starts talking to himself. I I did get an answer and they said. we're rolling. an answer from the one person who's not. on camera. That doesn't mean anything. person who starts the podcast. DON'T. DEGRADE ALEX LIKE THAT. DON'T DEGRADE ALEX CUZ HE'S BEHIND THE. CAMERA. Why I had scared. I'M SAYING THAT IF. ALEX HAS TO GO, IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING CUZ HE'S NOT ON. CAMERA. WOW. You need ALEX TO BE ABLE TO. ACTUALLY SAY WHEN HE'S GOING IT DOESN'T. MEAN ANYTHING. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. THAT'S. CRAZY. ALEX, I LOVE YOU. SO MUCH WITH MY STOP SHAKING your head. at me like that. That's crazy. Let's.

actually start. There's a lot of. microphone noises right now cuz I'm. having to move my microphone because Mav. restarted the episode before we were all. ready. We just need to restart this. thing. Are you going to use your hands. again or you put your hands behind your. back? Look how tall she is. You're like. a grown adult. Wow, yeah, when you sit. up I mean you're tall. Harper sits like this. She looks like. literally older every time I see her. all of that because IT'S JUST TOO. CHAOTIC. DON'T CUT THAT. DON'T CUT NONE OF THAT. THE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE WHAT MAV DOES. ARE WE ROLLING on that camera? What? I don't think so. What what It.

You're rolling, all right. He can see. it. Wait. It has a frame on it so you. can't see it. It's rolling. Oh. Um but. Cash, you know, when everybody's talking. over each other it's too hard to. understand. Mav, no, we're putting that in there. Yes, we are. Michael, do not cut that. Maybe we should leave it and then just. say, do you guys like that or would you. have rather of us cut that? can see our very low performing episodes. are when everyone's talking over each. other for long periods of time. He just made that fact up. see the retention rate. Literally, I want to tase him because he. just makes facts up. He wants to sound. like a YouTube nerd and he's like, our. analytics drop when we talk over each. other because therefore the.

click-through rate on the CPRT he don't. know jack. He doesn't understand jack. No, you don't know jack. I promise you. if anybody clicked off and they would be. like they clicked off because Mav. restarted the episode before we were. ready. If anyone clicks off. Hey girls. I'm literally You guys. started too early. I was mid posting an. ad and now I have to finish and I have. to text it to you so that you don't lose. your mind when you see I posted it. Whoa, whoa, first of all, Kate's on. something today. Okay, and it's not. happy and it's not the happy drink. All. right? Harper,

okay, there's no way all three of y'all. have to be on your phone. I'm looking at. something. You have a You have a. freebie. Kinsey? I'm mid posting. What are you posting? Let me see. Tell me. She's editing a Tik Tok. Okay, Harper, what are you doing What ARE YOU DOING ON. YOUR PHONE? I'm picking my I'm looking at you. The. Bloom Nutrition ad has to go up. I got. What are you looking at? Let me see. Turn your phone. Comments. On her video. is. What? Okay, well, there's that. Harper's literally scrolling on Tik Tok.

Well, that's bad. are you doing over there with that. camera, man? Okay. All right. That. camera was looking at the floor right. now. ready to start. Wow, Kate has joined us. on today's episode. We should really restart the episode. said we restart. No, we don't need to. restart. No, we should START WITH A. STORY. THIS IS OUR TRUE COLORS and this is what. people need to see in life. It's better. to start with a story. Look, Mav's mad. right now. I am. He's mad. He's going to. ruin the whole episode. I'm not moody. I just feel this episode. could be better if we just started. He's going to Look at him. He's going to. ruin it. He's going to ruin it. It's. already ruined. You know like the. security guards on a golf course that.

have a like a power trip? I feel like. you're having that right now. Yes, he. is. That's what he's on is the power trip. He's like, we can't restart. Can't do. it. CAN'T BE DONE. NO, MAV, I JUST THINK IT'S POSSIBLE. CAN'T BE DONE. Mav's going, well, could. we possibly like just stay on the golf. course? He's like, no. The episode's just good right now, okay? AND IT'S GOOD. STOP. WHAT WAS THAT FOR? OW. HEY, FREAK, I ALMOST TASED MYSELF. THAT'S CRAZY.

ALSO, DON'T THROW THAT WHEN IT'S LIKE. THAT. THAT LOOKED VERY sharp when it was. flying at my hand. Yeah. That was so random. Why did you do that? That was crazy. I don't know. Cuz the. episode is boring. She's trying to save. it. Can I get my root beer? What? What? I wrote beer downstairs. Can I go get. it? This is what happens when we start too. early. Do we even have another bottle? This episode is so bad. Do we got ANOTHER BOTTLE, ALEX? ALL RIGHT, CAN SOMEBODY GIVE ME A BEER?

WHEN DID YOU JUST GO LIKE SO HOOD? YOU'RE just like Not even hood. You went. like southern country. DID SOMEBODY GOT A BOTTLE, ALEX? HARPER, DOES THAT HAPPEN WITH A LOT OF. PEOPLE your age you FEEL LIKE? WHAT. WHAT'S THAT GUY ON TOY STORY THAT ALWAYS. COUGHS? YOU. SNEEZY. WEEZY. AW. I feel like him, man. Alex is taking a. power trip. Wait, when? Dear Lord, she just can't do. it. She's asking me A QUESTION. CAMERA BATTERY'S LEFT ON THE GROUND.

MAV, ALEX, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? These are. expensive. I'm not a producer. We just. throw these around like they're nothing. I'm not a producer. Harper, you want to split a Feastables bar? Yeah. Dude, what? Let me tase it. No. Let me tase it. Wait, yes, I want to see what would. happen. I mean, that that is a crazy way. to split Feastables bar. OH MY GOSH. SERIOUS QUESTION. WAIT, SERIOUS. QUESTION. DUDE, I think she just ate part of the. wrapper. I was listening. What? Um when you're tasing something, is that. So it's electricity, but does it get.

hot? I mean, you want to feel it? No. Have you ever been tased? No, don't. never been tased? No. Well, I mean, Stella's little shock collar, but that's. not REALLY TASING. TASE TASE THE. WRAPPER. I FEEL LIKE EVERYBODY has to. actually tase themselves at some point. in their lives. Okay, then maybe we should all do it. right now. Makes you feel alive. No, I. have a headache. I'd rather not. Is it. Is it like fire though? Will it burn? I think it Put it on that chocolate bar. and see if IT MELTS. NO. ON MAV'S OR GET THE OTHER ONE. WHAT? Mav's Mav's already doing what we.

split before the podcast started. All right, here we go. On the wrapper. and the chocolate or like just the. wrapper? the wrapper. What if it catches fire? You want me to get the chocolate in. there, too? Yeah. Okay. I see IT FIRE. IT WILL BURN IF IT GOES LONG ENOUGH. OKAY, that's really loud. Oh, WOW. IS IT MELTING? OH. WOW. DID IT MELT? IT KIND OF did obliterate. the chocolate.

the chocolate. Let's see what it does to just the. wrapper. How many Feastables. can help you? Ready? Is it sealing it? Huh? Yeah. Are you resealing the wrapper? Low-key. It's kind of crazy. Wait, we. should when we do like a chocolate. carving club shoot, IT BROKE. WE SHOULD I CAN'T TAKE THIS. ANYMORE. THE taser broke. We should use random objects like. tasers. My taser broke. All right, I'm going on. a power trip. The taser broke. I'm.

taking the inertia of this podcast and. we're silencing it. Inertia? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NO ONE EVEN. KNOWS what you're saying. broke. I'm stopping the momentum of. where this conversation inertia. Mav. It was just funny cuz I knew he was. saying like, what's inertia? No, seriously, definition. Inertia? Energy. Yes, I don't I don't know. Nobody else. give a definition. I want the guy that. he used it to tell me. An inertia. inertia? the energy that an object has in motion. Let's fact check him. What What was the word? Inertia.

E-inertia. Inertia. Inertia. Wait, wait, Alex, I mean, he can spell. it. He's real smart. E-inertia. E-inertia. I n e. i n e r t i a. In a minute, Harper, we're going to. actually pick up one of these pieces of. glass and think IT'S CHOCOLATE. NO. OW. OH, SHE SHE ATE THE GLASS. SHE ATE THE GLASS. EATING the glass is I got another. bottle. Will you just. All right, Mav, what do you think. inertia is? It's okay, Mav. Yeah, smart guy. What. does inertia mean? Inertia is the energy.

an object has in motion. The tendency of. an object to resist changes to their. state of motion. Yep. Mhm. It's a fundamental principle. It's a fundamental principle of physics. and is described in Newton's law of. motion. Newton's law of motion is that. an object in motion will stay in motion. UNLESS SOMETHING STOPS IT. DUDE, I SEE. that all the time on Tik Tok. Teachers. Teachers think they're like coming up.

with something new. Can I get me a. bottle of water? Thank you so much. Teachers thinking. that they come up with something new. when it's really Newton's law. Mav, can you get me a bottle of water? What? Really? When I hit this button? Yes. It. doesn't like it. Am I sending Am I. sending like radio frequencies in the. air right now? Ready? Radioactive. Radioactive. No, will you touch it when. it's not working? I mean, Let me just touch it. As I said, Nothing bad should happen,

right? No, no, it will shock you even though. it's dead. It'll shock you. No, touch. it. Because right now it doesn't have. enough power to jump through the air, but if there's an object there like your. finger, it has enough power to. Dude, this guy literally thinks he's. Newton. Okay, put it on your leg, Cash. Put it on your leg. On my leg? Here, let me see it. Apparently, I'm just stupid. So go ahead. and put it on your leg. Let me see it. It takes more energy for it to jump. across the air, but if it has a physical. connection, it can jump through it. Go. ahead. Okay.

Call me dumb this whole podcast. Why are you guys beefing so hard today? You want to talk about it? So we got to keep on twiddling them. thumbs. I'm scared. Yo, I mean that is the. loudest glass of water I've ever heard. pay her more. Yeah, we should pay her. more. All right, go. Do it. Oh. Okay, fine. Here I go. Ready? Three, I HAVE BEEN WATCHING TASING YOURSELF. LIKE LITERALLY FEELS LIKE YOU'RE JUST. DOING THE MOST STRESSFUL THING IN the. world. If you tase me, I will cut your.

hair off. I'm not going to tase you. Wait, can I. All right, here we go. Ready? Three, TWO, CLICK THE BUTTON. ONE, I'M PRESSING IT. LISTEN, READY? I thought it was broken. Nothing, Mav. Yeah, I'M GOING TO PRESS. NOTHING. KINSEY, IDIOT. NOTHING. IT'S. ON. DO YOU FEEL LIKE IT WAS ON? NOTHING. YEAH, LET HARPER DO IT TO YOU. YOU SAID. YOU KNEW IT, IDIOT. NOTHING. LET ME SEE. IT. A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING. LET HARPER. DO IT. LET ME SEE IT. YEAH, GO AHEAD. IS THAT ME? IS THAT BAD? YEAH, NOTHING. PUT YOUR FINGER ON IT.

It must be dead dead. My finger? Yes, put your finger on it. are a little tender. No, put your finger. on it. Okay, fine. Look. A whole lot of nothing. You're brave. No. Yeah, that's fake. No, ALL MY LIFE. ALL MY LIFE. LOOKED LIKE IT SHOCKED HER. ALL MY LIFE. THAT LOOKED REAL. DUDE, I JUST TOUCHED. it for like 10 days, bro. Put your. finger on it. It's because you DON'T. FEEL THE SHOCK SENSATIONS. READY? NO, leave it on there. You don't feel Put it Can't do What if. it just started working? No, can't do. it.

Look, you ready? Ready? Okay, that's good cuz he said it's like. doing noises to the mic. Okay, Mav, please do it. No, no, I'm good. All. right, we'll throw it through the hole. now. Close enough. You missed. I mean, how does that miss. every time? I don't understand. I looked. at some of the podcast and it looks. quite tragic when we have nothing behind. us. It does. What? What? It doesn't look as. aesthetically pleasing. No, Kinsey. Kinsey's worried about what the. aesthetics behind her look like when. she's on the podcast. What aesthetics. Kinsey's not worried about?

You better not say anything that's going. to hurt my feelings. Uh-oh. Here we go. Don't talk about my. face, my clothes, our room. What are you. going to say? Ooh. Wouldn't you like to know? I'm going to take a guess first. My. first guess would be bedroom. Wait, I. said no. What did What did What was your. leading sentence? I said Wait, something. about her aesthetics. He said, "Kinsey cares about the. aesthetic behind her, but you know what. aesthetic she doesn't care about?" Ooh, car? No. Oh, Kinsey's car is a sight to. see. Should I go take a picture of her.

car and show it to you guys on here? Yeah. I mean, it's nuts. Listen, guys. Listen, I haven't driven the car in like. 6 months. No, but even when you did drive it when. we first met you, it was. Kinsey is a pretty clean person. All. right? But. But. You can't joke. She's not clean. You just go look at her. car. I'm not even My Chevy Cruze when I. was a single man is cleaner than. Kinsey's. You were a single man wasn't. driving 2 and 1/2 hours every single. weekend and getting home at.

5:00 a.m. on Monday and going to work. All right, I'll get to my story now. Yeah, keep going. Y'all see this chocolate? Yeah. Imagine. if this chocolate was shoved in your ear. MELTED INSIDE. STOP. OH MY GOSH. I mean, I'm very confused how this. relates to anything and that Kate Kinsey. understands. Y'all are going to make. people think I'm disgusting. He's like, "Your car is disgusting." And now y'all. are going to say something else about me. is disgusting. Everyone's going to think. I'm gross. And you look inside that ear,

your friend looks inside it, and they're. like, "What is going on inside your. ear?". That is Kinsey's ear. Let's take it back a month ago. Wait, she melted chocolate in your ear? Disgusting. There's so MUCH SO MUCH. EARWAX IN THERE. It's pretty. Listen. A month ago, Do you want I. wanted to mess with that stuff on. Maverick's nose, so I was messing with. it, and then I was like, "Let me mess. with your ear." And so then I started. messing with his ear, and I was like, "Your ear is dirty.". What? He let you POP HIS BLACKHEADS? WHAT? YEAH. NO, YOU DID NOT. NO, THAT'S.

SERIOUSLY You should just You deserve. bad things. NOT LIKE YOU DESERVE BAD BAD BAD THINGS. TO HAPPEN TO YOU. TO RIP MY FACE OFF. VERY BAD THINGS. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO POP. THIS MAN'S BLACKHEADS. I'M NOT EVEN. KIDDING FOR the past like 6 to 7 8 years. because he's blackheads on his nose are. just everywhere. It's like freaking mole. rats. Yeah, they're everywhere. What the. heck? Everywhere. And I was like, "No, please." I've offered to pay him $100 to. just let me take his nose and shove it. up like this and watch all the.

blackheads just swarm out. so flexible like that? No, he does that. Cash tries to get me. to do that, and I'm like, "No, thank. you.". Yeah, he tries to hurt you. That's how. you pop your blackheads. You go like. this. No, you you grab it from the side and go. No, no, no, you do this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That I'm fine with. I can do that. all day. He's like, "You have a blackhead? Let me smash your. face with my fist." No, this ain't how. you pop Look, look, ready? No, what he does that except for you. Y'all see this? That will cause a brain. bleed. No. Maybe a nosebleed at best. No, that That will cause a brain bleed.

cuz the bone shoves up too high in the. rate. I learned this in eighth grade. And because I wanted to button it was. really bad, so I kept doing this. And if. you do it for too hard, then it um. causes a brain bleed from all the. pressure. gosh, stop doing that. No, I got to pop my blackheads. You You. do it the normal way. You don't have to. crush your nose. very efficient. It gets a 360 around. your nose. Kinsey is sitting over there. just so excited the conversation's not. on her ear holes anymore. Yeah, wait. Go back to the ear hole. Okay, so a month ago, I cleaned. Maverick's ear, and it was dirty. And I. was like, "Oh, your ear is dirty. I got.

to clean this, you know?" Just like a. normal dirty ear. And then he was like, "Well, let me clean your ear." Perfectly. clean as a whistle. Just beautiful ears, you know? say "perfectly clean as a whistle"? Clean as a whistle. You never heard that analogy? No, what. does that mean? What? I don't think. that's clean. Clean as a whistle. Okay. Dude, I mean sometimes I just love when. sometimes Kinsey's. raised in the sticks background just. shines. could make the choice to like debrief. that, or we could just keep going. Okay, let's keep going. Anyways, my ears.

were clean. Okay? As a whistle. As a whistle. And. then yesterday, I was like, "Mav, let me. clean your ears again cuz they're. probably gross." So I look in there, they're gross again. So I'm cleaning. them. He's like, "Let me clean your. ears." And I said, "Okay, but they're. going to be clean just like they were. last time." And they just sure were not. clean at all. not not clean at all, and I have photos. No way. You have to share it WITH THE. CLASS. YAY. SHOW ME, PLEASE. SHE'S SO MAD right now. Come on. She gets very self-conscious.

about her ears. Are you self-conscious about your. earwax? Come on. I will literally get a. Q-tip and I'll clean out my ears. I was. so self-conscious. I had to watch a. YouTube video this morning about earwax. Should we get a Q-tip to see who has the. cleanest ears right Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do that. So it's going to be me. need the little ear camera. Yeah. Okay, let's see. Let's see these. pictures you have. I'm afraid Kinsey's. going to get really mad at me if I show. these. Don't worry. Then hand me your phone, and I'll do the rest. Okay. Well, just know I'm not a dirty person, and my ears are clean. All right, let's. see. Wait, it's a video? Nobody worry. It's a video? Yes, I had to do a video.

It's at the very end of the video. YOU. CAN SEE. OH. LET ME SEE. YO. OH. LET ME SEE. OH. NO. NO. Y'ALL SEE THOSE TIKTOKS when you're. scrolling and you're like, "Is that fake. or real?" It's real. Let me see that. OH MY GOSH, DUDE. YOU. BELONG IN ONE OF THOSE LIKE DR. PIMPLE. Earwax Popping people. LOOK AT THAT. I'M SO SORRY I did this to you. Oh. Wow. y'all go inside MY EAR? WAIT,

LET ME LOOK in your ear real quick, Cash. Let me just look. GIVE ME YOUR PHONE. EW. DUDE, YOU'RE NOT JUST GOING TO BE ABLE. to spot MINE LIKE KINSEY'S. OH, YOURS IS. WAY WORSE THAN HIS. NO, IT'S NOT. NO, it's not. No, it's not. Yeah, it's dirty. something or another. And see all the. earwax? It's like hanging. I don't have. earwax. Do you see it? Yes. No, Cash, it's in. there. That's disgusting. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. JEEZ, YO. I'M I'M A FREAKING HUMAN.

BEING. I HAVE SO MUCH OH, AND you got some. blackheads in your ear. What? Right there. You see those. blackheads? WHAT'S IN YOUR EAR? WAIT, WHAT'S IN THERE? WHAT'S HAPPENING? I WANT TO POP HIS blackheads in his ear. Guys, do you see those black dots right. there in his ear? That is dis- Pop it, Harper. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. First, take a picture of my earwax. Maverick, you can be more gentle on my. forehead, man. I can't have you running. away. I didn't even try. Hold still. Nobody freak out.

to need a video. We need light on. subject. Yeah, video with the with the. flash on. Maverick, you have to shine. the light. Hold on. Hold on. Nobody freak out. I'm. getting it all worked out. All right. You can hardly see it in the camera. Wait. Why is it doing this? Get closer. Back your camera, maybe? What is it? It's glitching. pop the blackhead. What's happening? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Did you.

get a good video? I need to see my. earwax. I need to see my earwax. Mav, Mav, you were like just just. Is it hiding? Let me check this one. Is. it hiding or something? Why is my phone. not working? Okay, well. I feel like a. test monkey. This one is way more clean. I feel like a monkey in a lab. over here. Oh man, okay. I can't. Wait, ready for the podcast? Let me see. Let me see. I tried. You can at least. see the blackhead. You got to turn your. head Mav, Mav, you video.

Hold on. Harper, you chill, girl. Come. on. Wait, wait. We need to get it ON. VIDEO. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. I. need to get Look at that big huge. blackhead right there. Mav, get the. video of my ear. Yeah, you do it. My. phone won't work. I mean, that doesn't. look good at all. Oh my gosh, I see the big blackhead. Oh, yeah. Let me pop it. Uh. I want to see it hanging. What was wrong with Kate? camera? Ew, that's gross.

This hurts. I mean there's a lot of ears and fingers. in my ears right now. This You can. almost see. This is crazy. I feel like I'm getting surgery. Okay. Will I get a lollipop after? Should. Should I pop the blackhead? Yeah, pop. the blackhead. All right. Oh, yeah, I GIVE CONSENT. SURE. STOP MOVING. OKAY. STOP MOVING. IT'S COMING OUT.

OH MY GOODNESS. YEAH. SHOW HIM. SHOW HIM. That's so Go TO THE. BATHROOM. THAT'S. SO BAD. WAIT. WAIT, let me see. Let me see. Ew. That's honestly concerning. I don't know what's grosser, the pimple. or my nails. Let me see your nails. No, it's fine. Ew. Yeah, that's pretty.

disgusting. That's crazy. Wait, do you. have any more? Hey, make sure MAKE SURE TO POP UP THE. video of this. MAKE SURE TO POP UP the video of this. when when they're popping with that. That's crazy. HEY, KATE, YO, CHILL. JEEZ, MAN, I'm I'm I got to give. consent. Let me look. I'll be the judge of that, Harper. All right. Are you popping it? I'm just looking. Ow. Oh, wow. What's she got going on. over there? I would believe this is called clean as. a whistle. Really?

I got clean clean clean ears. Let's look. in your ears. a tiny bit of wax, but. like nothing serious. I got the wax. see the other one. What's happening over there? Clean as a whistle. Wait, I see it so. I'm clean. What are they doing? He's popping our ear pimples. You need. light, Ash? Clean as a whistle. Um. Why is she breathing so funny?

Come on. What? Why are you breathing like that? I. need to see in the ear. Why are you doing it like that? Ew. Ew. We don't want to see it. What? WE. DON'T WANT TO SEE IT. I was trying to. make a move. Did it work? Ew. Did it work? No. Oh. She She wants me. And we are matching. That's so cute. He's cleaning my ears and we're. matching. I have such a beautiful wife.

Uh-huh. Say it again. Oh, I mean that IS JUST VERY. EXTRAORDINARILY COLD. I MEAN WHO WOULD. DRINK THEIR WATER THAT COLD? SERIOUSLY. SERIOUSLY. I MEAN WHO WOULD DO THAT? YOU. MAKE IT OUT OF THE POT. WHO WOULD PUT. THEIR WATER THAT COLD? I DIDN'T DO IT. SHE DID IT. FRIGGING. COLD. WAIT, YOU THINK I DID THE WATER? NO, I KNOW THAT you told her to do the. water, so don't get mad at her. Yes. Yes, I did.

Thank you. Watch your back, Mav. I'm going to get. you back. Well, first thing you need to GET IS. THAT WAX OUT OF THAT EAR. I'm not kidding. This water is so cold. That means that person has a tolerance. built up for cold. That person's right. here. I mean stop talking about me like. I'm not here. I'm going to get you back. Man. Mark my words. Kinsey's so happy we're. not talking about her ear right now. Uh. he's pulling down his pants. What? Harper, you can't say that. All right. Right, he's not pulling down his pants. Thank you.

Mark my words. Mark my words. So, what's. What do we talk about? that may be a little bit too personal. and maybe it's too fresh and we can't. talk about it yet. And if we we can't. talk about it, we'll move on. What? Yeah, it's okay. Go ahead and ask. Harper? No, it's it's to the boys. Oh, really? It is to me. Yeah. What is it? Um I was gone this weekend.

and I heard that there was a Yes, I did. go to the casino. It is true and yes, I. won a thousand dollars. It is true. The rumor is true. One dollar, FIFTY. DOLLARS, ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS. A LITTLE birdie told me that there was a. fight at the pickleball courts. What? Okay, the little birdie behind the mic. is laughing. So, I would like to know what happened. because I still have a nerve. SURE. WHY NOT? WE HAD AN ARGUMENT. IS this a fight with me? No, no. I feel.

like people don't enjoy listening to. y'all fight and they'll just click off. we won't fight. Okay? All I will do is. explain what happened. I still have a nerve about that. And I'm going to explain what happened. because this was a one-way fight. This. was a a one-page stream. I WAS NOT FIGHTING. LIKE AN outside source should explain. this. Alex, get over here. So, wait, I'll explain it and then Alex will. explain it. Kinsey, you can't explain IT BECAUSE. YOU'RE YOU'RE WIFE. ALEX, GET OVER HERE. KINSEY, YOU'RE MARRIED TO I FEEL LIKE. ALEX IS ALSO going to be biased.

HOW IS ALEX BIASED? ALEX ISN'T BIASED. He's not committed. Alex didn't hear half of it. Oh, I heard the important stuff. It's. fine. Okay. Okay, let's let's let's give Alex. explain IT. AND I BET YOU MAVERICK can't. keep his MOUTH SHUT FOR TWO whole. seconds while Alex is explaining. You keep your mouth shut. The only. people allowed to talk are Alex and. Kinsey. No, NOT KINSEY. YEAH, BECAUSE. that's like he's going to leave STUFF. OUT. WHY DON'T WE CALL LIKE SOMEONE THAT. WAS THERE THE whole time? Alex was. there. He was the only one there. I was. there the whole time. No, but you weren't there. Unfortunately, a wife a wife is just too.

biased. If I were there, I'd be too. biased towards Cash. We were at the. pickleball courts. I just want you to. know Maverick was mad before because me. and Michael were beating them in a two v. two. So, he was ALREADY GETTING MAD. MAVERICK, YOU HAVE TO WAIT TWO SECONDS. MAVERICK, IT IS NOT YOUR TURN TO TALK. ALEX. WHO MADE you dictator? It's Alex's mic. Did I make you king? Cash, guess what I. thought. WE GOT TO AGREE TO LET ALEX. TALK. Let him talk. Well, I have the mic. Oh my gosh. Jeez, nobody wants to hear your side. We just. want to hear Alex. Maverick was already.

mad because me and Michael had a crazy. comeback against Maverick. But they were. also cheating. But it's okay. He was mad. because he kept talking and I kept. serving it at him while he was talking. because he wouldn't shut up. And here's my tablet. Or let Alex use it. Yeah. And anyway, we. won, so he was mad. And then he decides. to leave like an hour and a half like. thirty minutes before he really needed. to. No, not true. That's not true. Okay, it was kind of true. Mav, it's not your. turn to talk. HE IS NOT TALKING. THAT'S. JUST LIES. MAV, I WILL NOT LET MY NAME.

BE SWORN DOWN IN THE DIRT LIKE THIS. MAV, I FEEL LIKE. I SHOULD TALK. I MEAN THIS IS WHY I. SMASHED THE TV ALL THE TIME, BRO, CUZ. MAVERICK JUST MAKES ME SO ANGRY. I WANT. TO SMASH IT'S NOT MY TURN. I HAVE THINGS I'M DISAGREEING WITH RIGHT. NOW, TOO, BUT it's not our TURN TO TALK. WE'RE LETTING HIM TELL THE STORY. SO, let him talk. Which is pointless when he's just saying. stuff that didn't happen. Dude. Did that. not happen? No. Maverick would be. horrible in court. Listen, I WASN'T HERE.

CAN I BE JUDGE KATE? I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR FROM THE WITNESS. HE wasn't a real witness. And and guess what? If you talk in. court, they kick you. out. Hey, if you talk in court, they. kick you out. AND IT'S A FIVE HUNDRED. DOLLAR FINE. YOU OWE JUDGE KATE FIVE. HUNDRED DOLLARS. I'LL BE THE JUDGE THEN. NO, WHAT? NO, I MAV, YOU ARE THE. SUSPECT. SUSPECT IS NOT ALSO JUDGE. DUDE, LET ALEX TALK. MAV, this suspect. over here is acting like the judge and. he's acting LIKE THE JUDGE. SUSPECT IS. KEEPING HIS MOUTH SHUT. I'M I'M SAYING. I'LL BE QUIET. I'M TALKING. HEY, BE.

QUIET. SUSPECT. HEY, SUSPECT. CASH, will. you stop coughing on me? Yeah, Mr. COVID-19 over there. Uh. I would like to hear. So, I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR FROM THE. WITNESS. All right, so here's what happened. Anyway, after we beat them, he was a. little angry. So, they left. That's not. why WE LEFT. OH, THIS IS ON YOU. OKAY, I CAN'T I'M NOT GOING TO LET LIES. HAPPEN. THEY LEFT, BUT THEY WERE ANGRY. WHEN THEY LEFT. Whether that's why they.

left, I don't know, but they were angry. when they left. No one decides to stay. with us and he's going to come back by. 3:10. Maverick said 3:10. And we all. knew Cash wasn't going to be there by. 3:10. Let's go. You knew that. I I Wait. Wait. Wait. I'm so lost. They had to. leave this house at 3:10. And Cash. decides to stay with us and Maverick. said, "I'm leaving you at 3:10 Okay. if you're not back.". So, we're driving back. We're going to. be there Yeah, we're supposed to be. there. We're The map says 3:19 we're. going to be at the house. So, me and. Cash It's crazy cuz we were about five. minutes from the house and we look at. each other and we're like, "Maverick's.

definitely leaving you. Like he's gone. right now." And then we pull up to the. stop sign and we see their CAR. AND THEN EIGHT MINUTES. After eight minutes, I said, "All right, I'm leaving." And then we pull up to the. house. and then Cash gets in the car and that's. where my my story ends, unfortunately. Okay. All right. I mean unfortunately, this story is like. butchered and stuff cuz Mav kept. interrupting, so I feel like everyone's. confused now. Okay. Okay, I'm going to. as Judge Kate, I'm going to tell you. what I what I suspect happened based off. of the witness. They were at pickleball.

Maverick and Kinsey are playing Michael. and Alex. Michael and Alex are beating. Mav and Kinsey, but Maverick and Kinsey. are upset because they feel that Michael. and Alex are cheating. They feel that. the game is not being played fair. Therefore, Maverick gets slightly upset. So, he decides, "I'm not going to play. with people that are cheating." Were. they cheating? That's the big question. No. Maverick said many times, I said, "I. don't even know if I'll have time for.

another game." Before we played the. game, I said, "We have to leave at this. time." We played the game and finished. it and left late still. he said very hurtful words to me that I. cannot repeat. It was very offensive, HONESTLY. OKAY. ALL RIGHT, SO THE FIGHT. IS BETWEEN AFTER THAT, HE WALKS OVER TO. ME TAKING his anger out on his brother. because his brother. HIS BROTHER IS THE ONE PERSON MAVERICK. CAN TAKE HIS ANGER OUT ON. HE WALKS OVER TO ME. HE SAYS, "HEY, WE'RE LEAVING NO, HE I said No, HE SAID. HE WALKED OVER AND THAT'S NOT TRUE. HE. SAID LIAR. HE SAID LIAR. LIAR. LIAR.

LIAR. I'LL LET YOU TALK. NO. LIAR. HOW COME LITERALLY EVERYONE GETS. TO TALK? YOU LIED. I DON'T YOU TALKED. THE MOST OUT OF EVERYONE. I DON'T WANT. TO HEAR ANYTHING YOU SAY. NO, NO. STOP, KATE IS TIRED. KINSEY, TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. OKAY, RIGHT NOW. THAT'S LITERALLY HIS LAWYER. IT'S MY. TURN. I WALK OVER TO CASH AND I SAY, "HEY, WE'RE ALREADY A couple minutes late. We. need to head out cuz we have to stop by. CVS." And he's like, "Well, I'm going to. I really want to play another game. I'm. almost like let me let me play one more. game." I said we don't Can I talk? And I.

said he's like, "Okay, I'll just ride. back with Chase." I go, THESE STORIES. ARE LIES. SHUT UP. THESE STORIES ARE. EVERYWHERE. NO ONE KNOWS WHAT'S. HAPPENING. I KNOW. I KNOW. I WAS THERE. FOR THE ENTIRE THING. PLEASE. I'M I'M BIASED. I think Maverick was. stupid in parts, too. Okay, if you're. being if you will I I I think I'll be. able to tell if you're being biased. I. am unbiased. Okay, I will tell you if. she's being biased. I am Judge Kate. I. make the rules. Before we go play pickleball, Maverick. says to me, I don't know if Cash heard, so that might be irrelevant, but he says. to me, "We need to leave by this time so.

we can leave the house by 3:10." And I. said, "Okay." So we go out there, playing our pickleball, doing the thing, you know. Yes, Maverick gets a little. upset that he loses. That is like. absolutely irrelevant to the story. I. think Maverick just wanted to say that. out loud. No, that's where it started. He was. angry at Cash after that. Okay, I will say due to previous. experiences, I could see Maverick being. irritated that he lost. him so bad at pickleball one day. irritated he wanted to keep PLAYING. BECAUSE HE WANTED TO WIN. I BEAT OKAY. I. BEAT MAVERICK SO BAD AT PICKLEBALL ONE. DAY. HE WALKED OVER AND SPIT IN MY FACE.

TURN TO TALK. IT IS MY TURN TO TALK. HE SPIT ON ME. YOU DON'T WIN. YOU CHEATED. YOU SPIT ON ME FIRST. CAN WE ACTUALLY I. MEAN SO SERIOUS I I ACTUALLY I should. not have asked you guys because I think. you guys are genuinely just arguing and. it doesn't make any sense. You just need. to let somebody talk and tell the story. He did. Okay. Okay, it's back to Kinsey. Kinsey's turn. I have a stick. Yes. Thank you. Uh. Where was I? Uh Mav told you to leave. Oh. You guys Mav was slightly irritated. He could have been slightly irritated.

hurt Try and touch those mics. He was probably going to go up to Cash. and be a little bit rude regardless of. if he lost or won. But because he was irritated, he could. have been just a tad bit more rude to. Cash. Mhm. Could have been. He was going to be. rude regardless, but he could have been. a tad bit more. So he goes up to Cash and says to Cash. about five or six times, "We have to. leave at 3:10. Why don't you just come. in the car with us?" And Cash is like, "Mav, calm down. It's fine. Like I'm. going to be there. Don't you worry. I'm. going to be there.". And so after the fifth time, Mav gets in.

the car and we head on home. In Cash's. advantage, there were no seats in the car. He would. have had to sit on his mom's lap. So. She's done it We've put four people in. the back of the Tesla many times. It's a. five-minute ride. Okay. Anyways, so we. get to the house at 3:05. Everyone's. ready to leave and Cash is not there and. Maverick says, "Well, I told him 3:10, so we will wait." So we waited inside. the house until 3:10. At 3:10, we walked. to the car. Mav drove to the stop sign. and he was like, "I'll wait just a. little bit longer.".

And so we waited until like 3:15, 3:18, whatever it was. And then Mav was like, "All right, I'm done. We're leaving.". And so then we drive away and then we. see Cash's car pass by. And Maverick. calls Cash and is like, "Just get out of. the car and hop in our car." And Cash is. like, "No, dude. Just come to the. house." And Maverick is like, "Dude, just get out of the car and stop being a. brat." And they're like saying crazy. things to each other back and forth. And. Cash is like, "No, I'll go home." And so. Maverick turns his cell phone around, goes to the house and Cash gets out and. they're like,

"Ah, we're so late. Haha." And then Cash. gets in the car and Maverick loses his. mind and says all kinds of things he. shouldn't have said. He should have just. been quiet. No, what happened in the car? I said. "I'm going to lose my mind when he gets. in the car." And then. and then I said, "You know what? You're. right. I won't. As long as he doesn't. say anything, I won't say anything.". There's silence in the car for about 30. seconds and THEN CASH GOES, "WELL, YOU KNOW. WHAT DID YOU SAY? I SAID, "WELL," I said, "probably would have been just a whole. lot quicker if you would have waited at. the house for me.".

That's probably true. I went in and. And then they argue for like 10 minutes. and. Wow, I'm glad we've just completely. butchered this entire story. No, that. was that was so Maverick ruined it all. WAIT, I'M NOT EVEN DONE. WAIT. WAIT. I KNOW. NO, IT WAS THE BORINGEST STORY I'VE EVER. YES, THANK YOU BECAUSE Mav ruined it all. once again. Mav ruined it. NO, BECAUSE. THE PEOPLE WHO WANTED THE STORY I'M NOT. HE RUINED THAT DAY AND HE RUINED THIS. STORY. HEY, it's cuz he KEPT TALKING OVER. OKAY. LET ME ASK IT'S OKAY. AND THEN I'M. TALKING. I'M TALKING. I'm talking. What. is this story over? Cash says something. and so Maverick is like, "All right,

well, it's all out war now." So they. argue for about 10 minutes and then Tara. is trying to be very positive. Tara is. the boys' mom and she's like, "Well, boys, how do we just all love each. other? Let's just calm down." And. they're like, And she's like, "Please, I just want TO. HAVE A GOOD FAMILY TRIP." And then they. are both quiet. And then five minutes. later, me and Tara are like, "Do you. think they're okay?" And then the boys. are like, "Oh, hey, blah blah blah. blah." And they're all best friends. again. Yeah. So that's what happened. Okay. Well, here's what I don't understand about. this whole podcast.

If you have someone on who saw an alien, for instance, do you have do you have. the person who saw the alien on or do. you have their mom. whose son saw the alien come on? And you have the person Literally I. know. WE WOULD WE WERE THE ONES THAT. WERE IN THE STORY AND WE SHOULD HAVE. TOLD THE STORY. WHY ARE WE LETTING OTHER. PEOPLE. BECAUSE Y'ALL CAN'T PAY ATTENTION. THE. STORY COULD HAVE BEEN SUMMED UP IN ABOUT. FOUR SENTENCES and let me do it for you. BECAUSE YOU GUYS CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT. I'M AT WE'RE AT THE PICKLEBALL COURT. Mav walks up to me and he goes, "Cash, we're leaving the house at 3:10.

and I'm leaving with OR WITHOUT YOU, OKAY? BYE." AND I WAS LIKE, I LOOKED AT. MICHAEL I SAID, I said, "Uh-oh, this is. going to be a bad day.". Wait, listen. I looked at Michael I. said, I said, "Uh-oh, this is going to. be a bad day." Because he was like, YOU. FOR NO REASON I'M PLAYING PICKLEBALL. MAV WALKS UP TO ME. "CASH, WE'RE LEAVING. THE HOUSE AT 3:10. I'M LEAVING WITH OR. WITHOUT YOU." DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE. PROBLEM? I'm You're right. YOU'RE RIGHT. AND HE'S LIKE, "AND YOU'LL DO WHAT I. SAY." NO. THE PROBLEM. WELL, I HAVE HEY, THE JUDGE IS TALKING.

YEAH, I'M TALKING NOW. SO LISTEN. NO, I'M I'M TALKING NOW. YOU CAN'T. I HAVEN'T GOT TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE. story hardly. You have though. No, I. haven't. I have though. I've got to give. tiny little pieces, but I haven't got to. say anything. We're at the pickleball. court and Cash thinks the entire world. revolves around him and he disregards. everybody else's time. And I said, "Hey, Cash, we have to go. You can ride with. us or whatever, but we're leaving at. 3:10." And I said, "No.". It was. And and I said, "We have to go." And. then he goes, "Well, no, I I want to play one more. game." And I go, "Okay, well, we don't.

have time for another game, so you have. to come. If if you're you're riding with. us, then you HAVE TO COME WITH US." AND. THEN HE GOES, And he goes, "Seriously, we're beyond the point of anyone. CARING." CAN I JUST SAY CAN I JUST SAY. THAT. I WANT TO GIVE THE VERDICT? PLEASE, SO WE CAN MOVE ON. THE verdict. is Cash, you sometimes do not regard. other people's times in the most. respectful way. If he says he's leaving. at 3:10, you should have been there at. 3:10. deal with idiots. GUESS WHAT? AFTER ALL. OF THAT, WE STILL ARRIVED THREE MINUTES. early to the place. No. We were SUPPOSED. TO STOP.

LISTEN TO ME. LISTEN WE WERE SUPPOSED TO. STOP AND GET FOOD ON THE WAY and we. didn't have time. False information. He. made that up AFTER THE FACT. CAN YOU LET. ME CAN YOU LET THE JUDGE SPEAK AND THE. JUDGE WOULD LIKE TO SEND YOU BOTH TO. JAIL NOW? WHAT? You sometimes are slightly, you know, not just videoing something and it was. the funniest thing ever and then I. literally it deleted cuz when you video. on Snapchat. Sometimes glitches. No, so Cash, sometimes you don't regard people's time. in the best way. Mav, you are a little. notorious for getting very upset very. unreasonably sometimes, but that's okay.

We all have our faults. I got upset So. that's the verdict. when I said, "Come. with me.". "Come with me to the house just right. now. It'll just then then we don't got. to worry about it." He wants to keep. playing. It's okay. I'm sorry. I got big. hands. No, you don't. I was going to say you. got big beef with someone. your hands. Oh, I mean you got Put them. up next to Mav. Have you seen Alex's. thumb? No. Come here, Alex. It's shaped like the letter U. It Alex's. U? I broke Alex's thumb when we were. about eight nine years old. We were.

wrestling and I I like broke it. What? Yeah, we were in a church wrestling and. I broke it. Why are everyone's issues. related to Cash? And now look. Now look. what his thumb does. OH MY GOSH. SHOW IT. TO THE CAMERA. SHOW IT TO THE CAMERA. This camera, ready? Oh, great show. No, no, no. Let's sit down and just show it. You're not going to see it. It's got to. be up close. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Oh. my god. CAN YOU DO DO it closer? It. makes me nauseous to look at. I was. like, "What am I sitting on?" I don't. know if it'll focus. Here, I'll make sure. My thing my thumb. can't go to the letter U.

Go back to normal thumb. Normal thumb. Look, mine can go to normal or U thumb. U. Mav, was your scoliosis Did you already have. scoliosis or was it something that Cash. did to you? I just already had it. Oh, you already had it. Okay. You think Cash. gave him scoliosis that bad? I don't know. That's cuz. I feel like there was something about. you that is messed up and it was cuz of. Cash. Uh.

his life? Yeah, it's pretty rough. No, like a bone or Growing up with a. compulsive liar is VERY DIFFICULT. NO, MAVERICK MAVERICK BROKE broke all three. of my bones growing up. Yeah, try to tell me I'm the one with. the anger issues. Can we invite Astre. Vino on this podcast? Who the heck is. that? No, unfortunately. Who? It's not. that's not our audience. Who is it? She's just a girl on TikTok, but she is. not The one that you were listening to. earlier? You were listening to Astre Vino? Yeah,

or Camilla and Astre Vino. Oh, yeah. No, not our audience. I'm obsessed with. Camilla. Don't know who these people are. I I mean I know I don't support what she. does, but I like her. Man, I feel like the tension is so high. We needed to do something loving. I mean I just wish we could tell story. man without Mav just interrupting so. many times. That just ruins the story. I'm not going to let my name be dragged. through the mud in a bunch of lies. HERE'S A FUN GAME. IF WE WERE GOING TO KICK SOMEONE off the. podcast right now, who would you all.

pick? Me. Mav. Actually, to be honest, I would Mav, you. start. I'd kick myself off cuz I don't want to. be here anymore. No, nobody can say. themselves. Okay. Mav, who are you. kicking off? Cash. No disregard for. anything. I'm kicking him off so fast. Wow, Harper? I can't lie. Myself. No. No, you can't kick yourself. No, that's a very popular answer around. here. No one really wants to be here. right now. Uh. I would say. Gerald. No, out of us five. Uh.

mean to Gerald. Huh. Uh. Cash. What the sigma man? Cash, your turn. Um. Me. Okay, Kate, go ahead. Well, I want. to hear it from you. No, he took the. words right out of my mouth. Yeah. Um unfortunately, I'd kick you off. WHAT? NEVER MIND. WHY would you say that? What did he say? What did she say? She.

said I'd kick Kate off. No, I wouldn't. All right, Kate. Probably. Mav did dump water on me this episode, SO I HAVE. DUMP WATER ON YOU. YOU TOLD Harper to dump water on me. That's. No, I didn't do it. No, but you told her to and she wouldn't. have done it if you didn't tell her to, so You're calling me an accomplice, but. hesitant on doing it. I don't think I. should get fully charged. Who would you kick off out of all four. of us? Or us four cuz you can't vote yourself. Well, if I can't vote for myself. Woah.

Um. I mean the options aren't changing. Well, I'm trying to see what would. benefit me the most. What? Uh-huh. How does any of us leaving you. benefit you? Well, cuz if Kate leaves, she's going to. go clean, so that's beneficial. If Maverick leaves, he's going to go get. stuff done. That's beneficial to me. What? I don't think Cash leaving is very. BENEFICIAL TO ME.

SO, PROBABLY KATE. What the heck? Why. are you mad? Wow, she'll kick Kate off just so SHE. GOES CLEANING. YOU'RE MAKING HIM SO SAD. Picked Cash. Yeah, and I can't pick Maverick either. cuz they're at the even amount. I wish you picked me. I'd be so happy to. not be here. Someone Let's play. survivor. I've decided I'm never cleaning again. Did you want this? I have mine. Thanks though. Hey. I've decided I'm never cleaning.

again. I can't get water poured on me by. the way cuz I have an audition after. this. an audition? Yes. Do you know for what? a real audition? Uh I I can say like for. Nick. Glodean, I think. Oh. You're just going to video yourself and. SEND IT IN? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? WHAT THE FREAK? BET YOU CAN'T SEE that one. Freak, what. is that? Really? Like that was like literally. that's so rude. What? I meant Oh yeah, rude? Yeah, keep. saying that, Kate, cuz it looks like. she's about to do something to me, Kate.

Oh, and now I just got caught in the. crossfire. Water right in the eyebrows and I just. did. unnecessary. moments, I like to just stay quiet so. that nothing happens to me. OH, YEAH. IF YOU DRAW ATTENTION TO. YOURSELF, YOU WILL GET WATER POURED ON. YOU. COME ON. COME OVER HERE. THE BEST. THING to do is just sit down and be. quiet. HEY, GO AHEAD AND GET YOUR BROTHER BACK. FOR WHAT HE DID TO ME EARLIER. OH, FREAK. I didn't DO JACK. I STILL HAVE WATER IN. HERE. Sounds pretty empty. I GOT WATER.

CAN WE ALL TEAM UP ON MAVERICK? WHAT THE HECK DID HE FIGHT, DUDE? WAIT, LET ME BARGAIN. WHAT? NO, WAIT. I SAVED MY SECOND ROUND. OF FIRING. OH. OH. IT'S PRETTY COLD. WHY WOULD YOU HAVE WATER THAT COLD? SO COLD. I TOLD YOU. I'M ABSOLUTELY FREEZING. We. all be drinking your water so cold. It's. so good. WHO DRINKS COLD WATER LIKE.

THAT? IT'S SO CRISP. I MEAN, THAT is. like some freezing cold water. I need to. get my nails done so bad. Well. This has been a How long has it been? Oh man, I still Hey, WATCH IT. I WANTED TO JUST LIKE FREAKING. YEAH, I MEAN THE BOTTLE was empty, but. it kept coming. He's like Jesus over. there. Why are you chewing on the lid? What if. you choke? I want to choke right now. Those kids who used to take like the. little circle piece off of the.

um water bottles. They used to annoy me so much. It's like you're ruining the game. ALL Y'ALL TAKE THEIR PHONE CASES OFF. WHAT? I GAVE all three OF YOU GUYS PHONE. CASES. I'm sorry. Oop. I got a new phone. And. none of y'all have one Well, it was a. good Christmas phone case. Now I got my smartphone case. I gave you guys a Christmas gift. Okay, well, at least keep giving us birthday. gifts, please. You know, I caught some heat on here a. couple episodes ago. No, you caught some heat today, Mav. No,

I got pulled down, trust. Um no, I a couple weeks ago, you know, I. got some heat for like not doing. anything for Kinsey's birthday. Not doing anything for her Christmas. But You just want me to share how great. you are now. I think you should share. Wow, he said I messed up her birthday. and Christmas. I got to redeem myself on. Valentine's Day. I did though. That. doesn't really. That doesn't really count if it's if. it's out of guilt. What? Out of guilt. It was not. It's comeback season.

Comeback season. Is coffee in season? Yes, Yes, I was. Not only did I get. flowers to ask her to be my Valentine's. Oh wow, the bare minimum. I also got her. flowers on Valentine's Day. I did the. same thing. That's not the bare minimum. I did the same thing. You got her two. sets of flowers? Yep. Okay. Well, I also wrote a handwritten card for. Christmas and her birthday. did a handwritten card. Did that too. Okay. And I remembered Christmas and her. birthday. get her a candle? Did that too. Did you. really? And I remembered Christmas and.

her birthday. Okay. Did you also take her to a. five-star restaurant? Did that too. No, you didn't. Yeah, I did. You did. actually. Okay. Was it on a rooftop? I. didn't think so. Wow, on a rooftop. That's where I was on. a rooftop a shooting happened, so I'm. kind of freaked out by those. Yeah, that. did. Did you get Did you buy her a dress. to wear out for Valentine's Day? I did. Did you BUY HER EARRINGS? I BOUGHT HER NECKLACE. Did you buy her a. You know what's WRONG WITH THESE WOMEN?

THESE WOMEN JUST WANT US TO BUY THEIR. LOVE. AND THEY'RE EXCITED ABOUT IT. WELL, I. HOPE YOU REALLY TRIED TO. I ALSO GOT HER A HOTEL. GUESS WHAT? I. ALSO remembered Christmas and her. birthday. Yeah, I guarantee you I spent. more on Valentine's Day than you did, bud. How much did you. Guaranteed. Guaranteed. Wait, can you give us a. price amount? Way too much. How much? Way too much. Wait, but y'all, the. restaurant we went to, y'all need to go. just for the rolls. The like just I.

mean, that's the fastest thing I've ever. heard someone say. They're so. good. They were so good. I'm not even. Y'all want to know about my Valentine's. DAY CUZ I SAW your video. It was scary. Yeah, Harper, what's it like. You know, to be single and all. Single. and famous on Valentine's On Valentine's. Day. You know what? Some of my single. Valentine's Days were the best days. No, I give up. Were they though, Kinsey? No, they truly were. The last like four or. FIVE VALENTINE'S DAYS WAIT, DON'T YOU. WANT TO BEAT THIS VALENTINE'S DAY? I was. going to say, let's hear it cuz she's. saying her single Valentine's Day were.

better than a Valentine's Day with you. THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID. THAT'S NOT WHAT. I SAID. NO, you're taking the words and you're. pulling them out of my mouth and you're. putting new ones in there cuz that's not. what I said. Okay, what did you say? I said that some of my single. Valentine's Days were some of the best. days. Ever. Okay. Not not better than my Valentine's. Day with Maverick, just some of the best. days of my life. Why are you trying to. make me look bad? Sounds like they had. some better Did you do anything fun on. Valentine's Day? No. What did you do on. Valentine's Day? Miss.

What? Miss. Wait, what did you. Did you Did you do anything for Mav? Uh yeah, I You were with me whenever I. got that snack. Maverick has this habit of EATING. OH MY GOSH, I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. HOW DID. HE LIKE THAT? HE LOVED IT. Eating what? He's got He's got a. ACTUALLY, CASH, YOU CAN BOTH DO A. SNACKLE BOX. A WHAT? It's like a tackle. box, but with snacks. Wait, what? Can you even get it? I'll go. get him.

IT'S PRETTY GOOD. CASH, DON'T GO IN THEIR ROOM. YOU DON'T. WALK INTO A MARRIED COUPLE'S ROOM. You know what? Mav does that to ours. Why? BECAUSE WE HAVE. WHAT? YOU CAN'T SAY THAT, MAV. YEAH, you can. Yes, you can. YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW. GREMLINS? MAYBE. THEY WERE. LET'S SEE IT. GIVE US A HUG. NO. NO, LET'S see the tackle box. Oh my gosh, IT'S STOCKED. WOAH. I DON'T KNOW IF WE.

CAN PUT THAT IN THERE. OKAY. WOAH. MAV. IS ALREADY NOT FOLLOWING THE RULES OF. the tackle box cuz you're not supposed. to put TRASH IN THERE. WOW. I MEAN, WISH. MY WIFE LOVED ME THAT MUCH. YEAH, MY. VALENTINE'S DAY WAS PRETTY LAME. I. THOUGHT THAT I WAS with her when she got. that AND I WAS LIKE, "CASH WOULD LIKE. IT.". I DID IT BECAUSE IT WOULD BE FULL of. candy and you don't NEED THAT MUCH SUGAR. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. YOU'RE WAY. FATTER THAN I am. I mean, I'm pretty. lean, protein, working out type of guy. He's more of like sit back, drink an. Icy, and uh. die at a young AGE TYPE OF.

NO, YOU DON'T GET FAT FROM THAT BECAUSE. it comes with A NOSE EPIC SHOT. REALLY? NO ONE'S GOING TO THINK THAT'S FUNNY. unless they know what that is. SO WHAT. IS OZEMPIC? SKINNY. IF YOU DON'T KNOW. WHAT OZEMPIC IS, IT'S a shot that you. stab in your stomach just so it makes. you less hungry. So you you starve. Yeah. Or so you eat less. I know my friends. are on Ozempic. Your friends are 15. No, they're not on Ozempic. You don't have. anybody on Ozempic. I'm pretty sure it's.

like not good for you. Maybe your coach, but not kids. Okay, let me tell you what those little. talking boxes Do you really love him if. you got him that? Cuz you are killing. him. trying to kill me. Or she's trying to fatten you up to make. you ugly and fat that way no one will. ever look at you ever again and you'll. have to be hers forever. Have you heard. that theory that pretty girls marry ugly. guys? That's why they marry sweetheart. in the field. I know that's what. happened here. I already said that. Babe, do you think I'm pretty?

Okay, anyways, I got all his favorite. snacks. Whoppers, he loves SweetTARTS. I. got him those little cinnamon twist. pretzel things. This doesn't look like a. Valentine's Day gift. This just looks. like what a mom brings their toddler ON. A FLIGHT. NO, IT IS VALENTINE'S DAY because look, the SweetTARTS are in the shape of a. heart. That's so fun. And so are the Reese's. All right, Y'ALL. ARE MAKING ME JEALOUS. THE Nerds Gummy. Clusters are pink and purple. Oh, oh, oh, oh, OH, OH, GIVE GIVE ME GIVE ME THE. HEART. NO, NO, NO, NO, the iconic Valentine's Day hearts. Yeah, give me that. No, that's not what this. is. This is a SweetTART. It's really.

good though. SweetTARTS are so good. Those are those are heart-shaped. And. then look at these Life Savers gummies. are XOXO. Wait, has he already finished off the. Snacko Box? I thought it was zeros and. plus signs. That makes sense. Zeros and. plus It's XOXO for Valentine's Day. Okay, and so that's this Snacko Box. Your mic's going upside down. Oh, hello. Can you hold my Snacko Box? My Snacko Box is a dude. The name of. that is crazy. And in the other one we. have It was meant to be called diabetes. Similar items, but I added these are so.

cute. Chips. Oh, there's Doritos. Uh. wait a minute. If you added the Doritos, what was in their spot before? No, she's saying that instead of the. pretzels in that box now there's. Doritos. did you make this? Yes. She bought the. box and then put all THE SNACKS. TOGETHER. OH, I THOUGHT THESE CAME. PRE-MADE. So somewhere in the house. there's other snacks cuz I don't think. she fit them all in the box. Oh. Anyways, mini Doritos, little baby.

Oreos, and he likes those Andes mints. from Olive Garden. Oh my gosh, that was. the best gift he's in the world. Kate. got me those for Valentine's Day, too. I. did get him. I got him I got him What. did I get? I got him Slim Jims. Cash got him not a watermelon. Wait, how. how long are we taking or how how long. is this episode? Are you ready to go to bed? like to know, weather boy? She's ready. to dip. No, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, THERE'S. ONE MORE THING. IT? I got him this. It has like this. like. That's so cushiony foam. Give me that.

NO, I HAVE A BIG ISSUE. I DON'T WANT YOU. TO TOUCH IT. I need that. What do you like to know, weather boy? He wants to know if it fits. head. So I want to get him one. It will. cuz it has this little strap here. That. might work. Let me see. Well, just give. me one second to explain what this is. makes me like in the mornings I'm just. like Yeah. Ow. It covers your eyes from. the light. Okay, but. on the Yes, this isn't a host read ad. Come on, GIVE IT BACK TO ME. AND ON THE. OTHER side there's hole indentations in. case your eyeballs I guess poke out of. your head or something. knows what a sleep mask is, Kenzie. Well, this one is special. Did you get. it from Amazon? Yeah, every sleep mask.

Kate gets doesn't fit my head and it. fits like this. And it hurts my eyeballs cuz they're so. freaking tight. I mean, just so much Well, that one is. like Tempur-Pedic kind of. Oh, wow. That's so dangerous. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. I I could use this one. Yeah, I'll get Doesn't even hurt my eyeballs. It's pretty good. I like this one a lot. It looks like. That one looks so caught in the middle.

No, I'll get you one. Give me the Snacko. Box. No. Do not. Seriously, I I mean, I'll be modest with. what I take. your life. I'll I'll be modest with what I take. Oh, she's going to give you one of them. and give me. What What would you like out of my. Snacko Box? Uh yes, I would like your. Snacko Box, please. I will get you a Snacko Box if you want. No, I don't want the whole thing. I'm. not that fat. Give me just a little. little sample. I WALKED IN YOUR BEDROOM. THIS MORNING. KATE PICKED ON LIKE 2 DAYS. AND I THOUGHT, oh no, Stella got in here.

and got INTO HIS SNACKS. NO, I STARTED LOOKING CLOSER. It's all. unwrapped perfectly. YEAH, THIS MAN JUST. ATE LIKE 500 BEEF JERKY STICKS, THREW ALL OF THEM ON THE GROUND, I IT WAS A PILE LIKE THIS BIG OF BEEF. JERKY STICKS. BEEF JERKY sticks will not. kill you. That does not have sugar. It's. protein. It's meat. it has like so many processed and added. oils. Cash has lost his mind without you. here, Kate. Look at him staring. Yesterday they were comparing him to.

Honey how like Honey like doesn't really. know what's going on. She just like. jumps off the couch and she jumps back. on the couch and she can't be decisive. Cash is like, we have to do something. I've been in this house all day long. I. need to go to the casino. I have to go. play pickleball. I have to go roller. blade. We have to do something. I cannot. sit here anymore. And then on top of. that this morning I was cleaning up like. the kitchen and like living room area. and putting the pillows back on and I. was like, okay, this is Cash's. This is. Cash's. This is Cash's. And I just like. made little piles. Like he has a laundry. pile on top of the counter top. I was. like, wow, Kate has not been here in a.

while. You just left your clothes all around. Yeah, well, I vacuumed today. Oh, good. job. I did come home to him vacuuming, but. why would you leave your clothes like. that? saw your location. He's like, oh, I'm. going to get points for this. Wait, why would you leave your clothes. all around the house? They were just. jackets. We want to talk about why I was. like, I got to get out of the house. It's cuz I woke up at 11:00 a.m. Very late because I stayed up the night. before. I come out and I'm like, hey. mom, dad, y'all want to go get some. breakfast? And they're like, oh, well, Mom and Kenzie are about to be home from. church and we can eat dinner or we can.

eat lunch. So they. they said they'd be home by 12:15. I can. go get something. Thought I'd be eating. at like 12:00, 12:30. And then uh. And it was 3:00 until I ate. And I sat on that couch for 3 and 1/2. hours. This has nothing to do with your clothes. being everywhere. Like literally. nothing. But that's why I had to go to. You're actually like you're hungry. Well, I don't know what we're pulling. out. completely. We pulled up to the house. huh? We pulled up to the house with steaks, okay? Like really nice steaks. They were.

kind of expensive. And Cash has his. DoorDash that accidentally went to the. neighbor's house. So he's like walking. over there without shoes on to get his. Panda Express or whatever it is. He. looks like a little gremlin. Yes. Yeah, and we're like, what are you doing? He's. like, I got to get my panda. And we're. like, but we're making steaks. He's. like, yeah, but my panda. And I did eat. the steaks, too. Hey. He did, yep. Also, Harper, what did you get for Valentine's. Day? Nothing, okay? Oh, well, that's mercy. So we're sorry. Sorry topic. I had a crush. your sister got something. No, she.

didn't. Yeah, we were at your parents'. house and while we were there, a boy. knocked on the door with flowers. guys individually. Like literally just. kept coming TO THE DOOR. YOU'RE LYING. IF YOU THINK SHE'S PRETTY, I WOULD. BELIEVE YOU. YOU'RE LYING. Every boy was. like, I want to see something. else. No, but one guy did bring her. flowers and then Harper's dad opens the. door. Not what you want when you're dude. going to a girl's house on Valentine's. Day. Dan's nice, but if I was a. 14-year-old boy, that would be like, Probably 17 or 18. And and he just he.

was just like, uh she's not home. And he's like, okay, can you give me these two? And he's. like, yeah, thanks, bud. And then Dan walked into the kitchen and. just threw them in the trash. What? No, he did not. No, he's telling him to. I was like, are. you going to throw them away? He liked. the kid. No, no, I mean, That kid has. caused That. kid has caused Reese some trauma. Let me. tell you. But We're not talking about. people. Please tell me it's all on air. No, no, no. LYING ON THE INTERNET. NO, NO, NO, YOUR.

SISTER'S going to kill you. What's his. first last name? Do you know his social? Uh 3992. Anyways, uh She doesn't know. his That was her social for sure. Anyways, let me tell y'all. I had a big. crush, yeah. A huge crush. Large? A large. STOP. SHE HAS OCD. YOU CAN'T DO THAT. Thank you. She thinks you're going to kill her when. you do that. You have to stop. It could if I have COVID. I mean, there's a high possibility. Harper, I'm so sorry. You can leave if you need to. No, it's fine. It's fine. Okay, so. basically um basically I literally was.

um So I had a big crush on this guy. WE'RE IN THIS LOOP AGAIN. WE'RE IN THIS LOOP AGAIN. IT'S SOMETHING. ELSE WITH ALI, PLEASE. All right. All. right. So I had a crush on this guy. Basically literally. I had a crush on this guy. So basically. um let's he was just the sweetest guy. ever. Don't cough. Wasn't going to. Did he crash? I want to hear. Okay, so.

he was super sweet. So basically I had a. crush on him for a maximum of 4 days. Uh-huh. And we called every night for at. least an hour. Aw. Oh. Oh, I remember. that. Yes. Yes, it was very serious. No, I'm kidding. And I don't he did not like. me at all. He has. Okay, well, then he's No, he had a big. he had a big crush on my uh. like on my like family friend. Then he. shouldn't be calling you to talk for an. hour every night. That's that's not your. fault. So, he unadded me.

when he hung out with this girl and I. was like, you know what? Whatever. But I. I truly love him. I don't just like him. I love him. Wait, so I I thought this. was going into a bad Valentine's Day. story. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. I love him. Wait, and how did this end badly? I. don't GET IT. OH, BECAUSE HE. UNADDED ME. SHE JUST SAID he unadded her. and he likes her family friend. Which is. honestly very hurtful because. I literally paid him $30 to give me a.

ride. And and he unadded you? so scammed. An Uber is cheaper than. that. Her Uber driver unadded her? Listen, HARPER. YOU GUYS HAVE WORSE TASTE IN MEN. NO, I GAVE him $35. I offered him. DoorDash. I OFFERED IT. HARPER. Stop asking people for rides and just. ASK US. I STOP TRYING TO BUY PEOPLE'S LOVE AND. just give me the DoorDash. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I was I was trying my. hardest. His sister's a fan. I was. trying to be nice to her. What? Harper. I was trying to be so nice to her. How. about And then What? And then he goes.

"FOR THE PRETTY BLONDE." YEAH. TYPICAL. STORY. BLONDE, BLUE EYES, LIKE Y'ALL TOO. DOPE. UH-OH. ACTUALLY, I think Kate's brunette now. blonde now. You were blonde FOR THE LONGEST. KILLER. ALL BLONDES WITH BLUE EYES. OKAY. LISTEN, there's going TO BE A GUY WHO. COMES TO MY. I DON'T get it. Cuz I'm He said, "You're not my" or So. basically, he was like uh he told like.

he's told people that I was chopped and. stuff and I WAS LIKE. WHAT? YES, CUZ I HAVE RED HAIR. I GET. IT. THAT'S NOT NO, YOU'RE NOT CHOPPED. BECAUSE YOU HAVE RED HAIR. WHAT IS CHOPPED MEAN? THEN WHY AM I CHOPPED? LIKE YOU'RE NOT CHOPPED. IT'S CHOPPED. LIVER. WHAT IS CHOPPED? HE'S LIKE, "SHE'S NOT CUTE. SHE'S. CHOPPED.". FIRST of all, actually, I discussed this. new term this weekend. And that was the. guy I TOLD YOU TO BLOCK ON THE PODCAST. ACCOUNT. OH, I know. Oh, you did text me. something and I meant to text you back, but I don't. I was embarrassed with him and I was so. embarrassed that he was going to look at.

the podcast because he was looking. through the podcast and I was so I like. him so much. So I wanted him to block. him so he couldn't see anything. Mhm. And Okay, so I'm going to ask. As a single person who has been in the. dating scene Wait, try again. No. I just. Try again. No. Maverick. Doesn't seem like The. snack box didn't help, apparently. As someone who was single. Try again. Something like that. I understand. worrying about people watching the. podcast. I do. Oh, yeah.

When you're dating. I. I liked him so much. Yeah. There's there's other fish in the. No, there's no other fish. He was. perfect. He was feminine. He was. amazing. He was the best fish in the pond. Just. like Maverick. Um so I still don't. understand. I lost my lip liner. So how. did this end so badly on Valentine's. Day? I don't get it. Oh my gosh. ALL I. SAW WAS A TIKTOK OF YOU BEING LIKE. YEAH, SO WHAT HAPPENED ON VALENTINE'S. DAY THAT WAS SO BAD? YEAH. Uh What do you mean? She just told you.

I just told you the whole story. you? He unadded me. HE BLOCKED ME ON. TEXT. THE BLONDE GIRL. ME ON TEXT. But you still love him? That's my lip. liner. Yes. Oh. Wait, he unadded you and. blocked you on text on Valentine's Day? Yes. Oh, that's brutal. And you got no flowers. I mean, that is. brutal. Yeah. And Reese got flowers. Yeah. And you got none. Yeah. Wait, did. he actually on Valentine's Day? Yes. There's no way. Yes. Oh, I thought you guys. him right now.

This caller IS BLOCKED. LIKE. LIKE COME ON. I'M NOT GOING TO LIE, HARPER. ACTUALLY, I actually do kind of. feel bad for you that happened. And. that's sad. And then last night he added. me back. now after that. Whatever that heavy is. night he added me on Snapchat just to. ask why I was screaming his name in the. shops. You were screaming his name at the. shops? Yes, okay. I. Last night Okay. Now Harper, if you do. THINGS LIKE THAT. YOU'RE. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. SHE APPARENTLY GOT HIM. TO ADD HER BACK. NO, NO, NO, NO. LET'S PUT THE SCRIPT.

HERE. Just so y'all know. She's at an. outdoor shopping MALL. THIS MAN'S NAME. IS STANLEY. You got to You got to put. yourself in his shoes. Let's flip the. script. Let's say you're just talking to. a guy casually, you know, you're like, "Oh, maybe I'm interested. I'm not. really sure." And all of a sudden you. hear him screaming your name in the. shops. You're going to be like, "That. guy's a little crazy." Wait, so just. just to be clear, you were at the. outdoor shopping mall walking around and. let's say his name is HARRIS. NO. STANLEY. WHOA, STANLEY. I'm sorry. I did.

not mean Anyways, okay. Let's say it's. Stanley. She You're WALKING AROUND. GOING, "STANLEY!". DID HE DO SOMETHING TO SET YOU OFF? OKAY, NO, it wasn't me. It was my. friends, but the my family friend my. Wait, wait, was the guy there? No, no, no. Wait, it was the family friend that. he liked? No, yeah, my family friend was there. walking out out of the movies and I love. her. She's super sweet. Yeah. And. she was with two other guys and I. thought one OF THOSE GUYS. WELL, THAT'S BLEAK. BLEAK THAT JUST BELIEVE IT. JUST BELIEVE. IT. STANLEY. SHE MEANT HIS NAME WAS. STANLEY.

SHE MEANT HIS NAME WAS STANLEY, OKAY? PUT SOMETHING over her mouth, too, cuz. that name is too easy to. Stanley was walking out. me me in the theater. Okay? Imagine I did that at a live show. and I was super into it, but anyways, cuz I was I'm really into this. So. basically, I I I I was like I was like. that that has to be Stanley. So my. friends were like, "Stanley! Stanley!". And then we rolled up the window really. fast. And then um Stanley added me and I.

was like uh he was like I like sent a I. sent a question mark or something and he. was like, "Why were you yelling my name. at the shops?". Oh, so he was there? No, he wasn't there. because the family friend texted him. saying "Harper was yelling your name.". And I was like, "Come on." And then this. morning she called me and she asked if I. egged her house and it wasn't me. Yeah, sure. Did you? I promise it wasn't. me. And her grandma I love her grandma. I've known her grandma since I was. literally like one. And sh um whoever.

was egging her house threw it at her. grandma's window where she she was. sleeping and she has heart problems and. so she thought it was gunshots and she. almost had like a heart attack. No. I know. That's like the worst. possible thing ever. I'm waiting for someone to egg our house. because we have security cameras set up. everywhere. I will get your license. plate. Mhm. And our And our neighbor's a cop. He's on standby. Anyways. lives right next door. You're You're. their guy. I literally like I was I'm like I'm. still I will wait for him. I will wait. for him. Kate waited for me for like 5 years.

Yeah, I will wait for him. Yeah, I didn't even recommend. No, we can't do that, can we? WAIT, I I. HAVE a question. to ask if he's worth waiting for, but. Yes, he's worth waiting for. That's great. Um did he ask you to pay for the ride? Yes. Okay, he's not worth waiting for. Nope. Well, he was also with a friend. He's. also with. Because when I was asking him for. DoorDash or when I was like, "Please let. me DoorDash you like I know you're. hungry." Um he was like, "No, like I. trust me I don't need anything and I. would feel bad if you do." But then when. he was with his friend and he asked for. a ride. And I also cleared his name for.

so many things. So he wasn't good. No, he was a good kid. It's just like I. cleared his name for rumors that were. being spread around. Harper, there's. going to be a guy one day who loves your. red hair and would drive 4 hours. He. would FLY A PLANE. OKAY, WELL, THERE'S THAT. WELL, Maddox. doesn't wouldn't be your Valentine. I. know. Did you ask him? Yeah. No, you. didn't. No. But there's going to be a guy who will. go to a different country to see you and. not ask for a dime. Yeah, I know. I had.

this one, you know, he would drive down. to see me and then the one night he was. like, "I can drive down to Texas." And. then he was like, "No, I can't." He just. drove to Missouri to see some other. girls that were a little bit closer. Okay, well, that's not a good. representation. I'm getting mad. Anyways. Mistakes Mistakes were made. Yeah. If it helps, they were Missouri girls. But well, okay. Hey, you know what other mistakes. were made? Rest in peace if you live in Missouri. Rest in peace. Uh putting out this. podcast episode is probably a mistake. Why? Why? I don't know. The first half.

was really bad. Dude, you say that every. episode. Dude, if you don't like the. podcast anymore, you can leave. NO. EVERY EPISODE WE end and Matt's like, "I. think our podcast is trash.". No, if you want to leave, we would we would make it without you. Is that an offer of cuz I will put my. resignation in today and I'm taking my. snackles with me, okay? Anyways, I had a pretty bad Valentine's. Day. That's why it's so bad. See? No, because the podcast should be OVER. BECAUSE WE'RE ALREADY NO, YOU GUYS. EVERYONE STOP TALKING. NO. BYE.