I Got a REAL Job!

I am so angry because I had to go get a. real job a poor thing let's not say that. you sound horrible that sound really bad. cut the clip all right run it back redo. wait what should I say then you sounded. like a. biscuit what does that even mean I don't. know what that means but I it. represented well for Point seconds for1. seconds were you really scared no here's. the thing guys Kate Kate had to get a. real job.

and uh she she realized she's not cut. out for it wait are we keeping that. intro I want to no please no guys it was. literally a joke and I was just trying. to like see what the vibe was but that. was not the vibe all right well Kate. tell us why you got it how to get a real. job guys listen this was the weirdest. Starbucks experience I've ever had okay. because cash had to teach her a lesson. yeah listen if you guys don't get that. go watch I don't it's the episode where. we I think I and I'm not even going to. say because I don't even know anymore. cuz I I say go watch the episode epe.

that was last posted and then we posted. it a different day so I'm just not going. to say anything for now is it the one. that's like Harper okay anyways I had. the weirdest Starbucks experience ever I. was at like the you know how like there. Starbucks and grocery stores yes well I. was yeah really yeah like what like I. like at Albertson yeah there Starbucks. in there anyways minding my business I'm. going to go get some. groceries it was like 5:00 in the. afternoon I was like m I need a sweet.

treat little pickme up and I went to go. to the thing and I was like hi can I get. a grande. um stop picking out your SK I'm going to. get you know those dog shot collars I'm. going to get one of those that I had the. butt in and. just anyways I was like can I get a. cinnamon caramel cream cold brew and the. guy was like a what okay mind yall this. is a grocery store this is not an actual. Starbucks so these guys I don't think. were actual Starbucks Baristas I think. they like literally worked at the store.

and they just pulled them in there to. make Starbucks drinks so he was like. what and I told him my drink and he was. like um and he's looking at the other. guy and they don't know what it is and I. was like I know I'm not crazy I've been. ordering this for the last two months oh. you said that yeah I did no I was just. like oh it was like on the holiday menu. and he was like oh and he walks out of. the store and he goes to like some. random door and he opens it up and he. pulls out a bottle of syrup and he's. like oh yeah we got it and I'm like okay. he's like you want to smell it I was. like you want to smell it you want to. smell the syrup so watch the other one I.

want to smell. them I want to smell them okay if you. guys look at that one of the episodes. somebody left a comment I said I want to. smell them we didn't know what they. meant anyways so the guy's like you want. to smell it I thought he was joking I. was like oh and he opens it up and he. holds it out for me to smell I was like. you smell was it good no he like I think. he wanted me to smell it to see if it. was like out of date or something and I. smelt it syrup yeah it was like cuz Okay. because it's a holiday syrup so they.

only have it at a certain time of year. how do this me you said you got a job no. just wait okay so then I sniff the syrup. because he told me to and when someone's. holding a bottle of syrup you sniff it. you know and I was like oh it smells. like the syrup like it's fine and he was. like okay that's good and then um he. just handed you the syrup and you were. just like yeah I was like yeah that's. the one I want my stick my nose in syrup. I was like that is definitely against. company protocol stop. picking.

oh my God I I just flipped I was in my. own world oh my gosh I think my arm just. went out of socket like if you if you. replay I I don't think that happens man. if you replay it I've been there no no I. didn't I think even Ed to scare you good. but that's what happens when you pick it. your skin she's doing it again already. what the Yeah you have I have an. obsession yeah but keep going so after I. sniff my syrup and the other guy starts. making my drink first of all they didn't. know how to make my drink he was like. you know how to make this cuz I don't.

and I was like this is going to be the. worst coffee I've ever had and so the. guy like makes it and he hands it to me. and I asked for oat milk I said can I. get a splash of oat milk in that and he. was like yeah of course and he hands it. to me and there's no oat milk in it it. was a black coffee guys I don't drink. black coffee and so I was like oh can I. get my oat milk in it and he was like. yeah and he looks at it and he goes it's. not going to fit in. there like Pour It Out Boy figure it out. Barista yeah not fit.

no so you know what a solution was he. said you want your side you want your. splash of oook on the side I said on the. side on the side I said stop. Harper sorry just keep going I was like. yeah I mean I guess I'll take my oat mil. on the side and this is why I say I. became a barista for the day he hands me. my coffee and he hands me like a little. pup cup full of oat. milk what the heck and then the other. guy was like no bro just go ahead and. give her the whole cart milk the whole. carton he gave you the whole carton he. wanted to they were like here you can to. have the whole cart I was like no why.

would I need the whole carton of oat. milk right now case you need some for. later bro what store Starbucks why would. like that what store were you at I was. at an Albertson's well that'd be a. ghetto Starbucks it was literally like. so suspicious and then he was like okay. well here's your side of oat milk and I. said it's supposed to be my coffee but. thanks and I was like okay and then I. made my own. coffee did it taste good it tasted fine. but it was a really just were you a good. Barista was it good I was better than. them I got my you right they didn't like.

asking for a cherry limeade drink and. they're like you want the limeade on the. side no I wanted do my drink like what I. just like don't and then they offered me. a whole carton of oat milk like why in. the. world first of all anyways what's oat. milk you should have said yes so you. could keep it at home as like a souvenir. and like bring it up on the podcast yeah. guys you don't know what oat milk is no. I know you know how like there's like. milk from cows I do know that yes I've. I've learned that from trees in my.

existence yeah you know how there's like. almond milk no nope I don't know how to. explain it it's just a dairyfree milk. first of all Joe can you explain oat. milk yeah I make it at home you do not. make make your own oat milk you do not I. do no you don't cap I have a I have. YouTube tutorials up what this is so. cap look up Jo coffee what you talking. about cuz you have a baby no oh my God. no I actually make oat milk what do you.

mean I'll tell you how to make it okay. tell me how oat milk is made are we. saying oat or Oak o oat oat like oatmeal. I know what oatmeal is nope that's boy. if you don't he so confused it's. honestly pretty much the same you take. oats you take water and you blend it. until it turns into milk wow he's not. lying he's not lying wait what did what. did you look. up wait wait oh wait wait Joe you have a. video of making. oatmeal oat milk milk milk you have a.

video of it on YouTube no way Pop That. Thing Up what the odds of that what's up. guys welcome back to the channel and. today we're going to be making oat. milk what did what did you look up you. did not just look up Joe and then oat. milk just text it to her text it to. her milk. video that is. crazy does it have like at least wait. hold on what are the odds we're talking. about oat milk and Joe has a tutorial on. how to make.

did you find it K I'm trying wait text. it to her Alex cuz listen and the town. me and cash are from well I'm editing. one type of milk two types of milk and. if someone on the street be like saying. they Blended stuff together to make. milk you don't sound Prett that sounds. like my neighbor actually no no there. there is two types of milk where I'm. from three. types wait 1% 2% breast milk the only. three types of breast only three typ. milk what about literally been to town.

before you have other milk in your town. nope I got it there I got almond milk. and really she's she's lying I've never. seen this no but you know what. ridiculous you want to know in a town. you ain't never heard of you want to. know what's ridiculous I'm still mad. about guys they have two grocery stores. in their itty bitty town they have a. Walmart the Walmart is not a grocery. store well Walmart and every other part. of the world what's Walmart is a grocery. store not our Walmart.

that is not a grocery store so I there's. groceries in the store Harper what are. you doing it has like two fridges uh if. I don't have my foot up that I don't. feel safe same ow cramp. ow ow my hair do see now she doesn't. feel safe listen we came from a town. with like an actual like it was a weird. grocery store we found our dog inside. our grocery store what the we did. actually he was seen blind now though.

that dog's blind and runs into. everything what's the name of that movie. Dixie something Dixie we got sent we got. sent to the actual Dixie y'all probably. never seen wind Dixie me and M got sent. to the actual we were at our church when. we were like I don't know 8 n 10. whatever and they sent us across the. street M was probably like 11 I was. probably like nine Alex was there too. probably he's probably like eight they. sent us across the street to go get. cheese from the grocery store and keep. in mind just like in W Dixie like we. live in a very very small town so like.

across the street is like not far away. specifically cheese and we go across the. street to the grocery store we go across. the street and we go inside kind of town. where everyone knows us so like they're. just like everyone knows everyone yeah. like they like the people there like. they know who we are and there's his dog. in there kids and his dog's peeing on. the floor in. there the doors are automatically. opening so he just walks up to it and it. opens and he runs inside and they keep. kicking him out and he just keeps coming. back in so this is Wy yeah I've never.

heard this what' you say. s that's what I'm saying are you not she. sounds like someone from my. town but when I make jokes about your. town like that it's offensive okay well. get to that right after this short story. keep going I want remind me to bring up. Kate talk smack talking Our Town um yeah. we go in there he's peeing on the floor. he keeps coming in and we're like we'll. take him the store employees are like. okay so we take him and we we get the.

cheese and we go weoc shopping with your. dog yeah no yeah we go back to church. and or back to the church that my. parents ran we're like Mom Dad can we. keep him please can we keep him and he's. like a puppy but he's like that big and. they're like no we already have four. dogs at home but all of our dogs are. outside dogs so and we live on like a a. ranch style home I guess so it's not. like it's like can we bring them home to. our shelter like our Ranch and our. shelter that's what it is it's a it's. and they were like no we have four dogs. running around we don't need another one.

and then we we were like ah so we went. inside and we had church service or. whatever and then one of our friends put. him in the church bus while church. service was going on so he he couldn't. run away so he couldn't run away yeah. and he was an adult he was my dad's best. friend that did it I was like oh yeah. and then we come out and he's still here. we're like Mom Dad he wants us look and. they're like fine we take him home and. that dog is still alive he's probably. like how old do you think he's I don't.

know he's like 15 and he's all blind oh. runs into everything he runs into your. leg the wall still still alive he needs. put down yeah he's got put down he has a. rough life now yeah like if you move the. car and it's like parked in a different. spot he'll just run into it cuz he's not. used to it being there but he won't ever. get hit by a car because when he hears a. car turn on he runs yeah yeah slowly but. he runs it's so sad yeah but that just. you know what they told me oh sorry no. you're good you know what they told me. um when I was in the car with them they.

said that they lived in a uh they didn't. have a home when they were growing up. and they made me that's not true oh we. did tell her that y we said kind of we. were like Harper you have it so easy. growing up we were like we didn't even. have a house I didn't I I I didn't know. what to say to so we just kept going in. we were like YY M were homeless and we. were and all a sudden she was like I'm. so sorry I I I didn't know what to say. like oh yeah that's really relatable. like I like I don't really know say to. that like what do you say here's a thing.

though growing up I didn't realize we. were in like a poor town what do you say. I thought we were in a normal town and. then I came to Dallas the Big Apple yeah. we're like we're like oh gosh there was. the Big Apple there's like highways on. highways on highways with underground. highways highways I thought what I. thought richment is you had an upstairs. with like carpet that was rich man and. then I came to Dallas and I was like oh. my gosh richm you you have a car that. drives and then she informed me that.

richm you had carpet that means you're. poor I was like what carpet did you know. that yeah I I always thought carpet was. like you're kind of balling if you had. some carpet because we had we got new. carpet in our house one time oh I. thought we were so and I was like. everybody come over check out my new. carpet got to get all the homies over. yall see this but but lay down we but we. only got it in the living room in the. hallway not in any of the bedrooms so. the bedrooms also have the old carfit so. we had to shut the.

don't go in the bedrooms look right here. it's like a brown carpet so it hides. dirt because it's so muddy and dirty and. there's like poop everywhere where we're. from. what so poop from what do you what. you're so what you're telling me is that. your house has poop on the carpet it's. hidden here the carpet was white before. and you could see all the poop stains so. they were like we'll get brown carpet. poop stains there's not poop stains on. your carpet well you can't see them cuz. it's brown I lay on that carpet. mck I I know to tell you know how I've.

always judged now that I've grown up. like when I was little that's how I. thought people were rich but now when. I've grown up when I to figure out how. people are rich when you go to their. house bro you can just instantly tell by. the trim and the doors they got a heavy. door not not the door like out front I'm. talking like the doors inside M when you. my mom is laughing to herself when you. when you got nice doors I literally said. that when I went to your house I said. okay these are some nice doors look at. these doors she's like what I said like. it's like J's house like door like our. doors flimsy bro it's like it's like C I.

could kick through my door I literally. we could kick our door down their door. no and there's like a beam in their. house there's like One Singular beam I. hit it that's that's a beam yeah I. knocked on the beam I was like that's a. real beam too that's not like a style. beam that's a real beam I'm sorry but. why is that beam there mom like I've. always tried to I don't know I've tried. to climb to the. topal yeah that's what I was saying it's. real because I thought it was for. decoration and then I H I was like no. that's a that's a be I'm just imagining.

cash there one arm around Kate he's like. babe one day we'll have one of these we. have solid doors we'll have this beam. right here my God but for now we'll keep. filming the podcast and our upstairs. until we have I remember this cuz when I. went to his girl his old girlfriend's. house his ex-girlfriend their doors were. crazy I was like M you see these doors. bro this is crazy you got to be careful. closing the door otherwise it's like bam. because you shut it fast and it's like. no that's what I did this morning I.

slammed the door when I walked out wow. arguments in your house must be crazy. when the door oh those slam doors got to. be crazy I'll tell you what though doors. are flimsy you got you got upstair you. that our doors that we grew up with we. broke those doors so bad oh my gosh. still to this day my bedroom door is. upstairs so the way our house is laid. out back in Oklahoma it's made for like. a a big family to live downstairs and. then like a a grandma and grandpa to. live upstairs so it's like a. and stuff and like the upstairs has its.

own little kitchen it own like little. laundry room that's what I call Rich. well yeah I guess so well his family. built the house oh yeah like my. grandparents and my dad like they all. built it so like they built it like to. them kind of and my grandma always lived. upstairs but then when she moved out um. me and MAV lived up we moved upstairs so. the upstairs now once we moved out. doesn't get used like at all at all so. like it's exactly how we left it pretty. much and the door is still just. completely broken like I go there Kate's. like why is destroyed I'm like M kicked.

it down trying to get to me once and. then his door same thing destroyed. because I'm trying to get to him and our. door frames are just destroyed they're. freaked up man let me tell you the doors. are freed up if we would have had those. solid doors we have been fine I wouldn't. even have tempted to kick it down no you. can't K that thing down listen this town. guys I've never seen anything like it. you know I grew up in Dallas I grew up I. I okay first of all back to what you. were saying I literally thought my. family was sluming it out in our house. we had like like I was like oh my gosh.

like we were so they Liv in like a. nine-bedroom. house no I live I mean I have like there. it's a five-bedroom house six I count. offices as bedrooms yeah I count offices. are bedrooms that's six bedroom then. that's five there's my parents room. downstairs two three four five six all. four upstairs your parents the. office but I mean most people don't. count offices as bedrooms but I do yeah. dang she's like I'm richer than I. thought apparently we have more money no. and my brother said the same thing. because and for us all of the rich kids.

like really really rich kids they had. nice doors they well no we didn't pay. attention to the doors we PID attention. to the floor and they had hardw floor oh. my gosh when everyone started getting. hardwood floors and we didn't I was like. we literally like we must be going broke. we must have no. money hardwood Flo and me and my brother. both thought the same thing like we. never talked about it until we got older. and then like we got hardwood floors and. all was well in our world but I was. literally like so like I mean we have no. money like you were ashamed you know. it's a I literally if you guys have.

never been in a rich person's house you. don't know like they've never seen the. doors that I'm talking about go to Home. Depot bro they're not at Home Depot they. special I don't even know where you can. buy them you can't yeah shows like. they're special doors where're the rich. people's shop that's where they're at. y'all have six bedrooms too no yeah we. have one two three four and if you. counted the studio it'd be five but the. studio doesn't even have a window or a. closet what about what about office. downstairs what office do the dining any.

remember the dining room that's an open. room that's supposed to be like a kid. like you're supposed to put like a. dining table there and it's for like. four yeah there's not even a door down. there we used to think growing up that. you were Rich if you had a front room. that couldn't be used by anybody oh you. know what I'm talking about we're like. you're so rich that no one yeah but you. can't use it you can't sit on the. couches bro I've been to houses where. they got dining room tables that you. can't use they got they got like covers. over their chairs yeah no I remember. that at your ex-girlfriend's house yeah.

I you know that when you walk in the to. the left yeah there was this oh my gosh. yeah there was this room like the size. not as big as this but like almost as. big as this and there was just four. chairs one in each corner and I'm. talking nice like crown molding the. ceiling 15 nice fireplace and I I. remember when I walked in me and Kate. were like talking over there I was like. Kate has this room ever even been. stepped in oh we wouldn't we sat down. just so it had been used I was like I. feel like we got to use it. and I sat down here I was like well this.

is cool and like dude I'm telling you it. was like everything you just knock on. it's like that's solid and there was. nothing there just four chairs in a. corner hey it's a visiting room it's. where it's where you go in I also. thought people are rich growing up and. this I think I think you are rich if. this is the case if you have more than. one Christmas tree oh yeah oh yeah. definitely I've known some people that. got like three or four Christmas trees. outdoor Christmas Tre crazy no what was. that who was that that had. had an outdoor Christmas tree and they.

had an upstairs Christmas tree a den. Christmas tree and like another. Christmas tree we got their old one you. guys want to know okay especially if you. have an outdoor Christmas tree you're. balling yeah no you're no so I went to. this Christmas party with my friend. Brooke she actually just FaceTime me but. um I literally loved it cuz um the house. was like leased for like $20. million oh really no no they wer yeah. yeah I don't know about that no no in. Tex T guys Tas you know how big that.

would be maybe it was 10 mil but like I. 10 mil it it was 10 mil that's like was. light no I know I know I know it was 10. above 10 mil so I was like oh my gosh. I'm so excited to go I walk outside. there's lights everywhere all over their. uh like like Christmas lights everywhere. and I was like that's so cool like this. is so cool then I walk in there's two. big nutcrackers that are pink standing. right there and then I walk in to the. house there's like pink everywhere it's.

my dream house they have a new puppy um. and then broo shows me around the house. and I'm like oh my gosh that's so cool. they have this like white room and it's. a their m movie theater but they also. have another movie theater upstairs oh. nice two movie theaters youie theater no. no but no but uh um they have a whole. candy bar with drawers filled of candy. and like fulls siiz candy bars fulls. siiz boxes it's so cool and like drinks. a whole Vinnie machine like to put the. water out you know those things like.

that at like the like restaurants and. it's a white room so you can't bring. anything in there and it's like really. cool yeah I think movie rooms in a home. are a waste of a room dude they never. get used no they never get used every. time I see somebody that has a movie. room unless you have friend who wants to. watch a movie sitting in the actual. movie theater couch uh like chair you. want to watch it on a couch if or if. you're going to do that you're going to. actually go to the movies like yeah no. like or you're going to watching your. bed watch on your your couch like like. no one's going to go I will say I have.

seen some people with movie theater. rooms though and we have done it and. we'll play video games in there that's. the only time I've ever seen that's fun. that's fun that's the only time I've. ever seen it used is if people play. video games on it and that is it yeah. but what do y'all think is Rich now so. if someone has like what do you you see. it now you're like yeah they're that's. the doors for me the doors in trim I'm. trying to think that's such a such like. a dad thing like getting close up to the. trim to like admire if they have oh my.

gosh I have a pimple if they oh my God. that's so uh if they have um I'm trying. to think they Botox yeah yeah you're. rich then yeah if you if you got Botox. you're rich yeah no I will say like no. not but what's the lip filler one is it. just lip filler lip filler yeah when. they have lip filler and Botox I just. know they live in a mansion you. immediately know you're immedately like. I mean you ain't poor that's for sure oh. if adults have golden goes on Golden. gooes I think golden you have golden.

gooes if adults have them on I'm like. yeah they live in a mansion I don't know. what would make me assume that I think I. mean I think the car they drive oh yeah. yeah yeah like a Porsche uh people can. fake rich with a car though no but like. not in like like true yeah well I feel. like in the area we live in especially. like where like you are um every time I. drive through there it's like you know. that's all all the Range Rover moms are. there they aren't cosplaying rich. yeah the my neighbor's house is so big.

they aren't they're not cosplaying I. literally our our house looks very small. compared to our neighbors cuz it's a big. white house yeah I'm mean to bring this. up to you do you film in front of that. house on purpose yes that's hilarious Yo. every time she films and there's this. one girl that goes to my school you know. who you are um whoa she was is always up. in my comments oh it's not her house. it's not her house to every comment. that's Kate and me I literally I'm like. I'm like guys it's not her house she's. flexing someone else wait but that's so. lame that someone takes the time out of.

their day to go respond to every comment. no literally I'm telling you I literally. meant to ask you this cuz Kate we kept I. saw you filmed once and I was like Kate. she just set it up on her mailbox like. that's I don't think she knew and then. you filmed it a second time and I was. like ah you. knew my first video got like over a. million likes like look at their. Christmas lights guys like it's so I. mean yeah it's a pretty house it gets. attention I'm not going to lie I mean. like when I still lived at my parents. house I first started Tik Tok I did that. like our neighbor's house was like the. just the way their house looked on the. outside it looked really nice so I just.

would angle the camera she like that. house looks like it has hard wood in it. that got nice doors inside I knew they. did that's why I did it no BR and I when. I was I don't I don't apparently they're. not at Home Depot but when we were at. ler Home Depot I was looking at some. doors and they were like exterior doors. like the front one and I was like we. should cop this and I looked at that. price tag bro. $5,000 for a front door crazy that's. actually actually insane I don't even. know if that comes with installation yet.

installation or tax uh wait so that's. crazy so you do it on purpose yeah. that's cool yeah do people like like. other than the one person at your school. who feels the need to like correct every. single person in the comments Harper you. know what's worse than oh go ahead what. do other people say stuff to you about. it in person besides us now yeah they're. like Harper that's such a smart idea oh. yeah yeah I mean it is guys both of her. videos did really well when she filmed. in front the Mansion yeah you know. what's worth some.

flexing fake. flexing hey no to be fair Harper's house. is like she lives in a pretty nice. neighborhood that house is just like. extraordinary you know it's like it's. like it's like a mini version of The. White House exactly no and when you walk. in um it's a huge glass window oh my. gosh it's just a glass window wait whose. house uh the the White House oh wait. isn't that house for sale no it no there. was one like on your street though on. that side go yeah there's there you like.

that if we like became neighbors. mhm I'm kidding I would I would actually. really want you be so and it's a big. house y please please please then I. wouldn't have to drive to her house to. do her brands for her I could just walk. next door don't expose me like that no. but you. should yeah when when Harper has to film. something Kate has lit had to drive to. her house to film it multiple times. what's up with that Harper I just have.

issues cuz I don't Harper has issues. with this you text her and she just goes. swipe up you you know when the. notification pops down she just swipes. it right back up oh yeah she doesn't I'm. I'm I'm like that too wor so then I have. to drive to her house and say Harper I. got to do this for video for you and. then she like oh my gosh yeah of course. I totally didn't even know this need to. be done that's crazy go I'm so sorry I. had no idea no I have issues yeah I know. cuz these brand deals are mean. like especially like that's well you.

ain't gota worry about him. anymore theyve dropped the brand they. got now no not not the brands on on this. podcast no the brandals on this podcast. are so easy I love it actually love the. brands bro my mom even like hellofresh. keep them coming no for real my mom even. took the liquid IV and took one for. herself yeah yo I've been trying to get. people on a hellofresh like yeah if I. see that's someone his house I'm like. use the code next. time wait map so what did you always see. as rich as Rich um honestly yeah the.

botox thing definitely if they got Botox. oh yeah that was M's thing I. forgot Christmas if they have multiple. Christmas. trees um but yeah if they had like like. marble countertops that's what I was. going to say if their kitchen was like. marble countertops it was like oh you're. balling yeah oh you don't have you don't. have the fake countertops like you're. you're rich or when the dad pulls up in. like some crazy truck know you want to. know how I know that a place I'm at is.

poor I'll tell you how I experienced. this and I was highly embarrassed. because I was just minding my business. um and Henrietta okay this is how I knew. I was like dang they are sluming it here. what what see that's what I'm saying she. just Slanders our town I forgot we were. supposed to come back to this no go. listen I okay y's town is not that poor. but I went into the Walmart it's not. that poor what that's not even a. compliment I'm I'm trying to write my.

wrongs it's pretty broke it's mostly. abandoned yeah it's like it's like it's. like the tumble weed town you know. you're driving through and you stop cuz. you your like tank is on E so you have. to just make do and you look across the. highway we do WEP yo we got a quick trip. biggest craziest thing ever happened in. our oh yeah no but I was like um oh I'm. just going to like go to Walmart and get. some bagels and cream cheese for. breakfast tomorrow and they don't got. got that there I went in there and I. would look I go to the I go to the.

Frozen aisle and there's two freezers. there's one with a little bit of milk. there's one with of milk and some and a. little bit of butter and I'm like hm. like where's the rest of the Frozen ey. like and I was like oh excuse me ma'am. like where's the cream cheese you asked. her yeah I was like where's like the. strawberry cream cheese and she she. you're not from around here no she said. she said you can got a Homeland I was. like what did she say I said come again. she was like we don't got that here at. this Walmart we you you can go to. Homeland I was.

like I was like thank you ma'am thank. you very much our town do be talking. like that I was like I was still like. Homeland like apparently that's the. grocery store and this last trip cuz. every time I go there and I'm like I. need to go to the store I've just. accepted that like oh if I need like. whatever I need from the Frozen aisle is. not going to be there but then your. sister was like oh let's go to Homeland. and I was like oh I've never like really. gone in there that is a grocery store so. they do have cream Che cheese at. Homeland oh yeah that's cuz they only. sell gr only have groceries which is.

better than two refrigerators with some. almost expired milk and you know that's. crazy my Walmart is the only Walmart. I've ever really seen like that they. have every section like they have a hunt. like a camping and hunting section they. have like a clothes like it's tiny they. have like the car section like the. mechanic SE they have like every section. but every section is like three two. aisles like it's everything's like they. like shrunk a normaliz Walmart down to. nothing and it's like this is it why.

don't they just get rid of the camping. section and add another four more. refrigerators because that's very. impractical like I don't know I guess. not really because if you need something. for hunting and it's not at the Walmart. then you got to go to like Tulsa or. something like yeah you got to drive. like an hour it is an hour so it's not. impractical it's just insane like you'll. like there has to be somewhere in the. henriett a budget to just build a. normalized Walmart bro our towns like. that they tried to do that they tried to. bring in a super center in the town.

rioted rioted yeah because they were. like Mom and Pops they didn't want to go. away oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah so. Walmart Walmart left Walmart left so now. we don't have Walmart packed by ex no. like a Starbucks you're not catching a. Starbucks in Henrietta oh really heck no. and I was so excited because the town. that's like 20 minutes away was getting. a Starbucks and then they just aren't. doing it anymore which was sad to see. again cuz that Mom and Pop that they. just opened a coffee shop right where.

the Starbucks was going open me it's. good for the family-owned business it's. just unfortunate and I have I'm not. going to lie guys I tried a lot of like. oneoff coffee shops and stuff and I. don't like it as much like I've like. tried so like it's good for but like. it's good for them but like no it's good. for them and I'm like I'm willing to. sacrifice my Starbucks for the few days. I'm in h but I thought he burped when he. laughed yeah I mean I just I Kate has. literally told me about our town she's. literally said my favorite like I don't. want to go back there she it's scary it.

is scary it can be if you're like. walking around at night it's weird like. there's not a single person out no. knowing I'm from there she literally has. said things like oh that looks like it. belongs in Henrietta oh no yeah she does. yeah no she literally says it St she's. like she that's a Henrietta car that's a. Henrietta person that's that's a. Henrietta I'm like Henrietta person I'm. the Henrietta person what is that. supposed to. me I want y'all to know I married a.

Henrietta person who made it out of. Henrietta made it out the hood let's go. out Henrietta that's what my wife says. about me no I want youall to know I. actually Henrietta is like actually a. cute town like I love at Christmas they. have decorations oh yeah goad try now we. got like four she just saying that cuz. she realized there's Hunters there I. love like the Labor Day prade are you. talking about the little things they. hang on the poles like the stocking. that's so like like 1 2 3 4 like so out. of. a there's a hole through the middle it's.

out of a book it's so cute and like on. Cru night all the vendors were out on. the street with their stuff like that's. cute the only reason I insulted so much. is cuz they gave me such a good reaction. vendors you mean his relatives yeah no. like literally it's actually funny. because like you drive through the town. and you'll just see their last name. plastered across like random buildings. cuz your parents just like own stuff no. you guys know like when uh oh she had. nothing to say do you absolutely nothing. say on this or on the podcast and club.

channels I hope y'all why do I have a. hair in my eye I hope yall know that I. don't actually look like this cuz some. friends of mine uh said that I don't. look good on the podcast and I was what. and I I never said that who who said. that it was. M that's a lie Kate wait who actually. said it I'm not I can't no don't no no. what the what the all about the. is man unhinged that is wild just going.

to come back and be like that's some. someone something someone for him R was. how you say h r h no but because why. have I heard negative things about all. of your friends Harper all the mean. things they've done to you before I know. they're like Henrietta people but like. my new my new friends are. nice I wonder how good they look on. their podcast yeah no but that was a. joke guys why would yall y yeah no but. the thing is like like cuz I come. straight from schoool so I can't put on. my makeup wait yeah first of all you.

have got a crazy schedule okay yeah and. she looks great on the podcast for your. information no I I look really bad I. have I have about 2 minutes to touch up. uh and cuz I come straight from school. and then I go home to get. socks I mean wait why didn't you have. socks wait what do you mean you go home. to get socks what is that supposed to. her mom is shaking her head yes like y. we we do have to do that you did that. today because you have to take your.

shoes off when you come in here so you. had to go home to get socks what shoes. were you wearing at school my Ugg Minis. and you wearing Ugg minis without socks. next time next time just ask we have. like clean socks here you know and my. tennis. shoes you can't say nothing I I always. wear socks no you can't say nothing I've. seen this man ruin a pair of my shoes. without shoes I really want to lift up. that tire why I actually want to see her. do it so I'm going to let you do it in a.

second but M has a said your shoe with. no socks on and you when you have I. guess a little bit of sweaty feet like M. has that's your Sho your feet will grip. to like the sole of it and he just. shoved it in there and then he just. shoved it pulled it back out didn't. untie the shoe just pulled it back out. whole soulle and everything just comes. out with it he turned my shoe inside out. my whole shoe was inside out I it was. unfixable and it literally broke that's. oh his shoe broke the the fo was was. literally deformed one borrow that's. crazy you would even say that you know.

how stupid you sound you don't break a. shoe from wearing it one time well you. break a shoe from freaking stopping on. it and then ripping it out he has a. grudge that has been held just accept it. cuz I saw it happen in front of my eyes. I was like don't do that don't M stop. and he's like it's fine and then he just. pulled it back out my shoe was Cash. likes causation without correlation I. know either one of those all the time. so jokes on you yeah okay every time. something happens in the house it he'll. just he'll are you saying I blame you.

for. everything everything's youres things. that have no cause no no correlation I. had cause and correlation guys it's not. true listen the other day I was. vacuuming my white carpet which is part. of the reason I tell people to take. shoes off this was crazy this this is. proves how delusional m is we have a. white carpet so everybody I say take. your shoes off before you come in my. house because that's how white carpets. get ruined and first mistake was you. bought white carpet but I'm not going. but you bought it with me you were the.

one who carried it to the car you said. you wanted it I don't know anyways so I. no that's like the downstairs at our at. our couch oh anyways I'm vacuuming our. rug and I spot a little something in. there and I'm like hm what's this I get. down there's chocolate in my white rug I. was like uhuh no because I know better I. don't eat on my white rug because I know. and she's down there cleaning she's. talking to me she's like know who eats a. lot of chocolate around here no you just. ate. you just ate this.

whole way more chocolate than anyone. else you bring a bag of her she kisses. over he's going to go through that. entire bag of Hershey Kisses in hershy. kisses but no listen K down there. cleaning up the chocolate out of the. carpet and she's like who ate chocolate. here and I'm like how about him and he's. literally how about. him sitting there he was sitting there. eating chocolate she's cleaning it and. she didn't notice and I was like maybe. him and he's eating it on on the couch I. literally just walked in from Christmas.

I ate one piece of chocolate and I'm. Midway eating all over like 8 ft from. her not even near her and and she's like. M it was right where you were sitting no. not you had rappers practically falling. off and I picked up the rappers and you. said okay I would have gotten that and I. was like yeah you know what you said you. said okay just because I'm eating. chocolate right now doesn't mean that's. me and cash eats chocolate more than me. and that's what you just said sitting. next to and you just said that again. yeah if someone buys me chocolate I'll. eat it but I'm not going to buy no. you're the one that buys I have never. had to tell cash because cash.

understands that we have a white this is. my point yeah I understand causation. without correlation they'll just they. see like I'm drinking this Prime right. now I just got this Prime let's say. there was a blue stain on the floor over. there all of a sudden it's me because. I'm drinking it right now but could have. been there for a week we don't drink. blue Prime I do oh my gosh you Haven. been here it had been like we hadn't. filmed in weeks nobody had been here it. was clear and when I look over there's. chocolate in my white carpet and I. looked a foot over. and of anything I'm sorry but it was so.

funny when um when Maverick said but. someone does and then he had a whole. chocolate container empty right there. yeah so funny yeah this is proof he just. ate M&M's on podcast and who else ate. those M&M's I had I said P me a couple. before said give me a couple up that I'm. saying is that well for one I have like. two people that come over ever and they. know to take their shoes off when they. come to my house go ahead they take. their shoes off Cas takes his shoes off.

i' I've never not taking my shoes off. honestly I have seen you wear your shoes. throughout the house multiple multiple. multiple times Alex takes his shoes off. I don't even remember you red yourself. out why'd you wear shoes in my house. Alex video. oh yeah all I'm saying is. that you I don't wear shoes in the house. first of all you do you got better but. you got I never wear the shoes in the. house and and this is a perfect example. like these M&M's right I sat here in. this chair sat here and ate them I gave. cash some you know what he did he walked.

around with them and if he dropped one. somewhere guess who's gonna get accused. of it I didn't walk around me because he. was walking around with them in his hand. I didn't walk around with them yes you. did and if one pops up somewhere it's. going to be my fault well it's also just. because even though I haven't got up. it's easier to blame you because I come. upstairs no because I come UPS I come. upstairs and there's a McDonald's. milkshake from 3 days ago sitting on the. floor I come out and there's a slushie. from McDonald's a hatrick and slushie. that's melted from a week ago that's. been sitting there and I've been waiting.

to see if he was going to pick it up and. he doesn't true you guys ever just look. at Harper and see how uninterested she. is sounds like Harper's room listen. Harper that's your room do as you please. girl yeah. mom actually that's bronn's house do. what bronwin says it's my dad's and and. your mom's they're married what okay so. somebody doesn't know how marriage works. um yeah guys I think it's time for. Harper to lift the tire oh my gosh she's.

been waiting she asked before this. episode can I lift the tire what type of. 14-year-old girl gets excited to lift a. tire I've never if you were on the side. of the road and that was your spare how. are you fixing the problem you just got. a flat okay said okay. okay oh why is there a gummy under here. I dropped I dropped oh and guess what. I'm the one that eats gummies so I'll. get accused of that later I got it I got. it I got it there's a gummy in there. yeah I dropped it why would you do that.

oh my gosh it's kind of impressive wow. that's actually pretty impressive not. going to lie she made it look so light. yeah that is not light that's not light. that thing's heavy I'm actually kind of. confused right now that thing's very. heavy oh what the. yo I'm not doing that that's actually. look at her. shirt I told you that's actually kind of. impressive. it it was kind of fun e it's like all. over you yeah I know there's what type.

all over me. now is bad yeah all right guys thank you. so much for watching this episode we'll. see you guys next time.