I Fought A Wild Deer!

there's a school probably like 15. minutes away they actually put a litter. box in the bathroom can you believe that. you want something to talk about Harvard. yeah how about the fact that you don't. follow Maverick back yeah how come you. don't follow me back you don't know. someone until you go through their phone. you don't you might think you know. someone but you don't. [Music]. do you know what happened so I was at my. lake house and a deer hold up you have a. lake house yeah yeah me too me too in. Oklahoma no you don't okay so first um. first of all I there was a deer like a.

little baby deer sitting on the edge and. I walked up to it didn't move a muscle. didn't even blink and I thought I should. just walk up to it so I did and then I. started petting it and my mom saw me and. the issue scared away the deer so yeah. wow good story bro yeah. wild deer. I was sitting there hunting and I'm. hunting and my dad's on one side of the.

tree and I'm on the other and I'm like. probably 14 15. and my dad's like what's. that noise and obviously if I'm hunting. I'm gonna be sleeping that's my favorite. activity to do while I'm hunting that's. the prime reason why you're not coming. back yeah and so I'm sitting on my side. of the tree dead asleep my dad's on the. other side and he hears like a. and he's like oh he's like what's that. noise. and then I woke up and I'm like my dad's. like gosh what's that noise cash what's. that noise and I was like that shut up I.

actually I didn't say like that because. I was terrified for my life I was like. Dad. shut up and he's like I'm like shut up. he said tell me tell me what it is tell. me what it is and I'm like shut up and. this deer is about 15 feet away from me. like from that wall to that wall and. he's just stomping his feet with his. antlers down and he's gone he was a boy. deer yeah I was a boy dear. yeah. you just poo yourself I heard a little.

pop. you're a mother no your mom said that. you're not allowed to talk about. bathroom talk on the episodes yeah. there's no stop talking about ironically. I heard it pop in the toilet so he. definitely like popped out a poop. anyways okay so this deer's just. standing there stomping at me and he. puts his antlers down and my dad's like. cash what's he doing and I'm like he's. about to attack me and then the deer. just charges at me and like I said it's. 15 feet away so I have half a second.

before this thing just oh no it's into. me and I grabbed the uh Blaster you. could have whistled at it and it would. have stopped a whistle yeah you want me. to whistle when a deer's attack I would. like to see you they usually stop I. would like to see a 200 pound deer. running at you and you're going. oh like yeah it's not How to Train Your. Dragon. some crap Maverick would do it would. stop too it would go it's like the new. Megalodon show have you seen it the moon.

he whistles because he thinks he's. training the Megalodon he's like. no I'm just saying normally if a deer is. running like you can Whistle. Stop Blaster and I whip it around my. dad's like don't fire don't fire I was. like boom and he ran away so you tried. the no scope the deer I tried a 360. notes. unfortunately I just grazed it yeah I. don't even think you crazy. it's like this black powder gun right so. once you shoot it it takes like two.

minutes to reload it and then the deer. stops. I did a shot at you run away what are. you what are you doing he's like you out. of ammo. you got the dude I was out of ammo he. stood there and he was like. you suck and then you just he literally. didn't run off he just walked up he just. was like yeah. but more of the story is I'm a good. Hunter because I can find deer I sleep I. wake up they're there him he's out there. hunting hunting miles hours days nothing. bro no no I actually okay he's referring.

to an elk hunting trip I went on last. year which was a lot we had how many out. did you see we we saw Zero Zero else. okay but okay elk are much more. difficult it was a dangerous trip he. went on he like got lost in a canyon by. himself bro like I did not get lost I. did not get lost I knew right where I. was the whole time but the people that I. was with thought I was lost so I was. they were they were we'd walked about I.

think at that point we would walked. about 40 miles no maybe it was like 30. miles at that point. and we're carrying around 50 pound packs. he's so bored. same. time. so they were tired they wanted to sit. back at Camp so I go out alone to go on. this this uh elk hunting trip Bear. Grylls bear gryll style we'd been hiking. like four days the fifth day I was like. I'll go out alone you guys sit here at. Camp I'm a hike to the other side of.

this Canyon it's about it'll be about 16. miles y'all pick me up on the other side. um I'm picking up they go they go you're. doing what she's picking up my skin oh. my gosh stop doing that oh my gosh wait. look this arm's fine Harper said she. does it when she's anxious why are you. anxious because Maverick's talking too. much. I'm not used to that oh my gosh I'm not. used to him talking too much because I. always shut him out but um yeah I. started talking she was like There's. Nothing winning turn over a new leaf and.

be friends with you now Maverick. I don't think so can I finish for story. Harper can you stop that. yeah your mom said stop it your mom's. telling you stop I'm about to fart don't. you want to switch chairs. yeah you want to switch stairs real. quick okay yeah we'll spot. this is not real Matt why did you run. away you don't know he's doing wait why. are you stupid what what is she actually. do it. I'm a little tired this is not real life.

okay. down no no stop stop timer stop please. stop please I I just pooped oh I'm. getting here I'm getting oh my gosh. yo at least don't put the Jolly right. oh my God. gosh darn it Harper we're okay.

drop him I don't even want to eat these. Jolly Ranchers anymore. Harper. what the heck. all right that uh. that was something okay give me my chair. back no no no no no no no no no no no oh. what. we're moving on you could have stayed. over here we're gonna pretend let's. pretend that oh like the last like 10. seconds didn't just happen oh my gosh do. you guys. yeah your mom told you before we started.

that you're not allowed to talk like. that you gotta act like a lady. I'm not a lady. I'm my own species yeah. do you guys ever see ever sit against. the back of toilet seats because this is. my first time doing it and I do not like. it no why would you do that sitting. against the back of a toilet seat that's. not okay do you do that like when like. you said like do you rest up against it. he sometimes well I mean sometimes when. I'm wait well um anyways uh well I was. gonna say sometimes when I go um more.

than poop like like I. um oh I gotta stop Harper I don't want. to make your mom mad we're stopping no I. just asked a simple question it was a. yes or no question okay no more about. them okay. yes or no when I do the boom yes no but. when I down to the boom then no. okay anyways I was gonna ask you Harper.

though yeah you went back to school like. a week ago how's it going it's good I. hate high school though like what oh it. was your first day of high school you. just started I have no friends I have. okay I. um I have actually no friends I. um no I'm kidding I eat alone in the. restroom um what what no. um so basically I eat alone in the.

restroom no no. um I actually what happens is I know. where all my classes are but I sometimes. get lost but I don't really like myself. so I like it much better in the Middle. School well okay but like what other. people like there do you have friends. there's okay so there's those little. neon boys that always wear straight to. toe neon oh yeah. yeah. like Nike stuff or like I wear they're. like dripped out dripped out in Neon. Bright stuff and then there's Lulu girls.

which is me oh my gosh and they like. attract each other yeah yeah yeah yeah. and then and then there's the wolves and. what what do you mean oh I know what she. means by wolves yeah just some wolves. no she's being legit no she doesn't mean. wolves no I do mean wolves no there's. actual wolves like they identify oh my. gosh fun fact did you all know this I. mean so there's a school there's a. school. okay at school a school no.

okay no there's a school probably like. 15 minutes away this was so bad it was. like a huge like controversial thing you. know our city I remember this they put. they actually put a litter box in the. bathroom. can you believe that imagine being a. janitor you're just trying to make a. living and you have to go in and clean. up it's not like a cat poop litter box. like a human litter box the wolf litter. box yeah anyway so that was like a huge. thing I don't know if it's actually. still there yes I think it is because I.

heard about that but I forgot and yeah. it was not that's it was in Texas bro it. was like literally in a town over it was. crazy they would have probably had to. put one of those in from Ab from what he. did yesterday what what did you do. it was a long day he was horribly sick. and we're like bro what happened one. minute he's fine hour goes by he's like. I'm like what he was happening and he's. like I took six pills and we're like.

what what pills remember pills or. whatever they were like they were memory. and focus yeah mainly in Focus the. dosage recommendation was two but no. it's one it's one no it was two no it's. one well the map said well instead of. that I'll just take six and it'll work. better because I had a lot of studying. too he was like if I take six I'll. remember six times as much no homies. switching back and forth.

I was like I just need to get some food. I'll feel better so me and cash and. Michael go to Chili's I couldn't eat. anything and I'm sitting there I'm like. cash. feel my muscles and he's like it was. crazy wow like they were just like. moving like like water it was like it. was so weird I tried to tell him to go. throw it up but then he tried and he. couldn't I don't know yeah she was. already in my system like there was. nothing to throw up so I just for like. nine hours yesterday I just laid in. Pitch Black.

no nothing on the TV nothing on my phone. but his muscles they're vibrating fat so. fat he was like he put a vibration went. through a wall yeah I just vibrated for. nine hours it was crazy. and we we have to uh go eat every single. day because somebody in this house who. does all the grocery shopping does not. like buying snacks for me and Maverick. yeah she only buy snacks for herself she. count it she goes to the grocery store. yeah. she comes back she's like oh I got all. these snacks and it's none that we ever. like and one night me and Matt were like.

oh we're hungry let's go get a snack we. go downstairs and we're like there is so. much but yet nothing to eat and we're. like what is going on and we counted how. many snacks Kate had for her and how. many snacks we had. she had. everyone's gonna think I'm lying when I. say December like everyone's actually. don't think I'm lying me and math had. two snacks combined so one each we each. had one snack in the pantry. she had 35 snacks 35 different type not. not like different individual snacks. we're talking different brands yeah it.

was like different box from like chips. to Yogurt to ice cream to. nuts to everything 35 to 2. you know. somebody even eat 35 snacks you know. what's crazy y'all are leaving out how. every time I leave for the grocery store. I say hey guys what would you like from. the grocery store any snacks and they're. like no no we're not trying to get fat. we don't want snacks but the fact that. you have had many snacks it's crazy what. are you trying to tell me Maverick. um uh be careful with your words you. know yeah oh the words I just heard were.

not trying to get fat but you have 37. well I'm gonna be honest that's what I. heard too I'll be honest last night I I. came in y'all's room and I said is that. bed big enough for both of you and what. was your response cash uh uh I don't. know what did I say oh. we can leave it right there. oh yeah he said it's not bad big enough. for both of y'all and it's a king bed. and I was like no she sticks up most of. the room. but oh I'm sorry it's fine okay um to.

change the subject remember when I. farted in the toilet a few minutes ago. no no we're not going. nope. don't remember. the reason we don't. you know what Kate does at the grocery. store. turns into a Karen I think the other day. she was yelling at someone. she was yelling at a lady in the parking. lot that's not what happened is that. what happened that is not what happened. full Karen mode I didn't listen listen.

oh listen Linda I was at Whole Foods. just trying to it would be at Whole. Foods too that's exactly. yeah and it was really awkward but I was. like in my Lane of the uh what's it. called what's where all the cars are. parked the parking lot yes yeah they. were I'm sorry how did you forget that. don't know anyways I was in the parking. lot and I was like in the middle trying. to turn and go out into the like you. know the road or whatever and there was. a crosswalk there and so there's like. pedestrians walking so obviously you.

can't go when there's pedestrians on the. crosswalk that's illegal so I was like. okay I'm gonna wait for these people so. I don't kill them then this psycho crazy. woman who's not me there was another. psycho crazy woman at Whole Foods to. stay freaking what like she's trying to. see the Karen I can see it coming out. she starts like trying to teach her. she's defended she's like I go crazy. woman and I was in my Lane I was in the. right row I was because I was waiting. for the people that were walking on the. crosswalk so I didn't kill him anyways. she was really just proving our point.

right now no she was mad because I. wouldn't turn and kill people and she. wanted to go down my Lane but everything. you're saying is exactly proving and. somebody rolled my window down and I. said there was people on the crosswalk. did you want me to run over them oh you. told that to the lady I did oh wow. actually embarrassing I know I like did. it and I was and I was dang. probably was just not a smart person and. didn't need me like she probably was. like sorry Karen no but she was a Karen. too oh she was oh but I'm not a Karen I. mean she was a Karen not me you know who.

makes me really mad the vegan teacher. no I relate to that she is kind of crazy. do you mean this Rachel no no you don't. know the vegan teacher on tick tock. so she goes live like every day and. she's like don't eat meat and like I I. like oh okay so I I'm like fine like I. support vegans but I'm a meat eater. as you can tell. do you see my eyelids are like red like. you what does that happen okay anyways.

what does that have to do with eating. meat okay. um so you know when you're on yeah. when your iron is high your eyelids are. really red but when it's low they're. white and a few weeks ago mine were. totally white and were you a vegan a few. weeks ago yeah and I kept standing up I. kept standing up and um falling like. like I did in that podcast oh my gosh no. actually that has happened to me when I. was especially when I was like 15 I was. low iron and I would wake up in the.

mornings you know like jump out of bed. and like go to the bathroom to go to the. bathroom I literally like probably two. or three times I actually like fell off. the toilet because I like passed up no. you did not swear cap that's what. happened to me I literally okay okay I. started please demonstrate because what. Kate means I fell off the toilet yes not. what she actually probably means. literally you mean you did this. [Music]. do you see me do you you wonder why it. takes me so long to wake up in the.

morning it's because I'm traumatized. money I woke up quickly and I went. because you're grumpy. I'm not even joking literally I don't. lie you fell off toilet multiple times. like two or three. this is no way there's just no way I. hear that sometimes I hope I just I just. thought this happened before in this. house like while we've been married.

what yeah it's like because I like start. I I remember when it it almost happened. like a couple months ago so I remember. it now but I like started like shaking. because like everything was black. because of like you took too many of. those pills no blood just like rushed to. my head and I was like they'll get you. and I was like everything in me was. trying to hold myself up. and I was like really and I was really. hoping I didn't fall because I was like. if I fall and cashier's me that's gonna. be so embarrassing yeah that's not what. happens to me but. yeah yeah we were talking about low iron.

and I was just no no no no no no you're. great you're good no I yeah like with. low iron it's really hard. [Laughter]. I don't even know Harper does have low. iron I do every time your mom's saying. you don't have life. no there's so many videos on this. podcast that Harper says to be like no. way and then afterwards your mom's like. that that. is.

bro what my mom lied I think you lie. Harper okay sorry. um. okay so let's talk about our ex but with. not us but with other people so first. mine is. when don't say the person don't say the. person for you just don't say their name. let me just make Asia we're all good. okay so if you say my name. no is when when guys have long.

fingernails and they have dirt in them. I'm good bro I'm I'm so glad I clipped. my fingers last night in the shower bro. bro they were so dirty and so it makes. me want to like why do you have beef. with me why do we have beef. yeah their beef is actually crazy wait. what'd she say. look at yourself I mean she got you. there that's that's a dilation you guys. want to know a crazy fact it's hard.

because I can't even really be mean to. her because she's 14. like I can't. really say I'm an independent woman I. know what to do okay Harper you can't. even drive oh I have oh oh do you how. are you getting home today I'm gonna. give you a ride home. I'm gonna drive myself yeah just sit in. the back seat with your booster seat. yeah come again well. um. um you actually drove a car yeah. but you can see over the wheel.

okay all right um You can you started it. can can you see overall all of your. girls that you try to date yeah. that wasn't a hit that was like. what's the opposite of like a. mess you complimented him oh you just. told me as a bunch of girls yeah thank. you for that that's not which I am. they do obviously then why do you think. all of their will yes that's definitely. what you do yeah. [Applause]. I drove a car um I snuck out this one.

time. um does your mom know this no but she's. gonna hear it. um so this is Pat Harper I swear two. like I swear on everything which title. is go right or left. right. which ones which petals reverse right or. left. you don't do a reverse you pull the. thing. I'm good or you push a button like so. she should be like licensed yeah she's. just what I'm here let's hear the story.

so I am sorry guys I was. um I was actually so it was like 12 a.m. and me my sister Morgan and Audrey those. are like my cousins but they're like my. close cousins we went out. and we um and we uh went to I'm trying. to make this up as you go. you're gonna have to hurry along. okay so I was literally.

um. foreign. okay I'm actually gonna talk now so we. were in my school's parking lot well my. school now parking lot and my Morgan. brought her car there and Reese was.

driving and it Reese's my sister if. y'all don't know we all know but like. I'm talking to the viewers and um and I. drove one mile in an hour one mile an. hour in the parking lot oh so you didn't. even like put your foot on the gas you. just let it roll. um. yeah I did it was at 12 a.m yep drove. you there nope oh who drove you there. um uh.

let's keep on the DL yeah anyways when. was this Harper. um when I was in sixth grade I'm pretty. sure what. what you were like 10. 11. oh my. goodness what should we like talk about. well we were just we were literally. conversation okay it started to get. boring and I started to scratching my. arms yeah you want someone to talk about. Harvard yeah how about the fact that you. don't follow Maverick back yeah how come. you don't follow me back.

like that's is that what you talk about. in your free time sometimes. it was online the other day and I was. like. where did my phone go. oh. sorry these are and you didn't follow me. um and I was like wow really wow yeah. you've never fallen in back did she. follow you. on anything I don't think so yeah you. don't follow me I don't think I follow. her on Instagram y'all don't follow each.

other I follow her on Tick Tock and she. doesn't follow me right next to each. other every single week you know don't. follow each other I'm not the biggest. fan of her. yeah we need no actually no we don't. yeah I'm fine. I'm actually following him back I'm. actually thinking about buying two. individual chairs. I'm calling the dividers. the star test did I make this podcast a.

lot better I can't. that was a low sorry wow he was Adam. million on Instagram and now he's not at. a million. he dropped so I was just yeah you. dropped two Broski yeah but not below. the million Mark bro I just hit 100K on. Insta oh my gosh on Tick Tock or. Instagram tick tock I bet you didn't. even spell my name right. um iPhone glitching dog. I need to get a new phone Harper.

somebody asked me on my Instagram. that's cool yeah oh. yeah I'm not gonna be there well I'll do. after. that. um Harper somebody asked me on my. Instagram are you in Harrison okay. I mean he oh yeah oh oh Harrison. um so yeah we're fine DL beef like the. way as hard as you and map do or do you. beef with Maverick Carter I beef with. Maverick harder okay because. just look at him.

he's a girly girl he's not a girly girl. no yeah you and Harrison kind of look. alike like what younger and older no me. and Harrison no they're not the same. ethnicity at all that's why he's. glitching what are you talking about. what ethnicity do you think he is I. thought he was Mexican no he's he's wait. is he Arabic no he's literally Arabic is. a language. [Music]. that's embarrassing for someone to say. that because I would have said it but.

I'm glad I didn't. go out with you are y'all serious. wait man y'all don't know the airbags it. could be the thing but it could be a. country no it's a language pretty sure. they're Arabian Ruby no. no Arabic could be a country what. country did Arabic living then the UAE. what United Emirates of right United. Emirates of United States UAB UAE United. Arab Emirates.

um. wait hold on are you spelling you're. trying mg hold on mg. m-g-n-g Maverick gets no girls. what is. this what are those called. analogies acronyms I like that acronym I. think you should put it on the wall.

Maverick gets no wait how did it go mg. Maverick gets no girls okay so MGM wait. no mgng hey I can go in on you dog age. I'm saying never mind Maverick's the. oldest one on the podcast how does it. feel being like a grandparent pretty. much. talk y'all are gonna give me gray hair. on top of that you don't even have a.

wife yet like you're gonna be a grand. Grandpa why do I need a wife already I'm. 22. there was a girl I thought about. texting the other day what are you. texting Oh I thought about I thought. about it I thought about Texas and then. give her a coffee if she won't go out by. it's like what's her what's her name hey. what a man uh say the name that's. probably not gonna watch it her name was. Grace Grace Grace oh Grace we're so. sorry you're watching this there's a. girl named Grace no she's definitely no. she's not there's a four-year-old the. thing is I don't know how old she is you. don't know how oh I don't know how she's.

she's definitely like does she brown. hair no you don't know you don't know. she's four she's four years old and. she's not I know Maverick's gonna date a. four-year-old no I'm not Grace is at. least I would guess like 23 to like 26. somewhere in there. you know what I think we should do I I. think we should get speed date I. honestly didn't know what to ask because. I was I barely know her we should do. that you know on those YouTube channels. where it's like speed date yeah it's. like a funny video Harper trying to find. Maverick girl oh my God.

nope yes like you know I would love that. because Maverick Maverick walks around. he's like uh I need a wife. literally walk around and I'm like I'm. chilling I'm happy last night y'all. tried to make me sad you tried to make. me a Michael sad saying that we're. lonely but we're not okay that's out of. context we're happy yeah that was really. out of context and that makes us look. just like mean people that's what y'all. did no I like to think of myself more as.

rude not mean and we were looking at you. and we were hugging and to be fair Kate. I didn't say it Kate said. don't you wish you had someone yeah. pretty messed up I just think. man oh man I don't want that. I don't want to be a Karen I just think. that it's like I just am like I don't. know I wouldn't want to be single I do. you do yeah I I I do Harper have you had. your friends both of y'all are about to. defend beans my first hug yeah no or.

yeah yeah like romantic hug uh no. what's a romantic hog that's hugs are. just the same like hug and hug no that's. not true remember I had a four hour hug. like this like this. this is Kate. yeah that's exactly. I have his knees for me whoa that's whoa. like begging. that is a song no.

um we should actually like bring in a. bunch of girls hun no I I a lady like. I'm pretty I'm pretty picky I feel like. that would just hurt girls feelings I. burps like a lady. I hate burps. wow that's here we are again. yeah yeah no no do you like farts yeah. farts completely fine with like you saw.

me I sat right next to it no you walked. away okay until it happened but you. gotta know how loud it is first you. gotta see like the level of the fart. like I think on top of the fart game. honestly okay. it's crazy I have a video can I I'm. Gonna Play that video I'm gonna send it. to Joe. yo I don't know if we're actually gonna. put this video in but no we don't do I'm. so sorry that y'all have to watch that.

video you can't I don't think what I. have like 17 videos of him farting so I. don't know which one you talk I'm sorry. about the one that happened the other. day while I was filming the video in the. Box. every time we post a video of Me farting. everyone says it's fake in the comments. it's just really it's real it's real you. know what gets me is when I fart in the. car or something or I don't fart and. they smell something like gosh you. farted and I'm like no I actually didn't. no why why I tell you every single time. when I fart why would I lie now that's. what happens with me why would I lie now.

that's actually crazy it makes zero. sense okay no so I'm thinking we like. get a bunch of girls to come down to. Dallas uh where we live and and then we. line them up on the stairs and we it's. like a Tinder in real life that'd be. good and they all come sit down one by. one yeah that would be so good and then. we find the one they go on a speed day. and then they get married listen yeah he. dumps her who knows it could be Megan. Fox yeah okay I'm done no. um guys I'm I'm just I'm I'm really.

picky like I I want it I'll admit. I've met like hundreds of girls over the. past six months like I've interviewed. like hundreds oh what's your time. interviewed yeah. I told you when he said test earlier I. wasn't joking I almost tested her yeah. I interviewed them and then they passed. they pass but no you have an application. Chief in there to fill out no but I'm. just I'm just very quick within like 30. seconds I can tell like if they're gonna.

make it to the next five minutes of the. interview and they usually don't he's a. little too picky I'm not gonna lie your. standards could you hear me let's see if. I passed oh you won't pass. if he was a girl yeah interviewed me. like I was a girl like give me your a b. c and d answers and I gotta answer huh. okay yeah like you you meet her dancing. uh I probably wouldn't try to even like. make a move on yeah you did.

you're really my time. okay what's your type not you I won't. imagine your type on cash imagine your. time on me but I'll be shorter. um. yeah so I don't know we would just be. talking maybe Small Talk what's the. small talk okay can we just be talking. about whatever side blah blah blah I. love dancing uh. are you gonna stay out late tonight. um is this a trick question I don't know.

um no why not it's Saturday. um because I gotta wake up early. oh yeah because I got don't give him the. cheat sheet. I got church in the morning so you do oh. my gosh where do you go to church where. did I go to church. um. my mom Six Flags. that's cool it was nice talking to you. okay okay. um I go to the church down the street. it's it's really cool.

yeah. what what uh what kind of church is it. it's just that you know that the type of. church. Crossing is the church type of church. you know like the one that you go to. right yeah at this point I would assume. that she's doesn't go to church yeah. she's just she's been to church with her. parents a couple times yeah yeah. good question these are lame questions. that's the questions I ask and then and. then it usually doesn't even ask them to. describe their church and if they don't. do a good job describing it you leave uh.

yeah pretty much I'll ask about their. church books they've read pastors they. listen to and then it's just. no one really pastors I listen to yeah. Theo bomb. [Laughter]. it's funny he's a good pastor look him. up. yeah one of my favorite quotes uh. he wouldn't date a girl that can't swim. oh my gosh did you guys that's it yeah.

you can't can't swim because the world. is 90 water so. it's just it's not a good idea I don't. get that like what do you mean you know. the world's 90 water or whatever 70. water okay 70 water so that means most. of the world she couldn't even go to. yeah. it ship crashed in the middle of the. ocean like I can't carry both of us yeah. you gotta be able to swim by yourself. now you're in love with a girl that. can't swim and now she's gonna die yeah.

that'd be wrong. well I told cash one time that he looks. like he can't swim and he was offended. his feelings were hurt. it looks like you can't do makeup. that's not this sometimes like right. before the Pod she'll sit down and I'll. be like you're gonna go get ready. do you guys see like. no I don't think she's getting ready for.

the second podcast so I hope she gets. ready when we shoot the next one ah that. is Criminal I'm not coming back for the. second episode if y'all are gonna treat. me like this what do you mean you. haven't even put your blanket on so we. know you're not ready you guys told me. somebody comment down in the last one. they said this is the first episode I've. seen Kate without a blanket I want my. blanket but you look like a grandma okay. well y'all literally told me to stop. wearing a blanket and your dad called. and said tell Kate to stop wearing that. blanket. he called me and he said hey and I was. like hey he goes tell Kate to ditch the. blanket on the podcast I was like okay.

he's like okay bye. oh my God. yeah I usually wear it because I wear. like a nice top for or not nice I just. wear like a towel. what is it called I wear a top that's. like preventative presentative. supportive no supportive no I weren't. I wear a top that's like freak present.

here's your words presentable that's. what I'm trying to think it's not this. isn't like a nice tub but it's like. presentable but then I put on like. sweatpants. um no one and no one sees them business. on the top party on the bottom. so that's why I wear a blanket that's. the truth but everyone told me to stop. so I had to stop yesterday today she. actually has a pad to put pants on she. never puts his pants on bro cash gets he. acts like I'm literally such a criminal. because we are in the privacy of our own. bedroom a married couple you still.

should be dressed right right. there's no reason for me to wear pants. it's my husband that's all like. pants what you're just gonna wear. sweatpants she wears whatever just. anything but pants oh you should have. jeans on she's one of those so you go to. bed like Homer Simpson bro they sit down. when they get back in from like going. out and eating she sits down she like. unbuttons her pants and she's like oh. yeah. yeah great real full stomach the natural. release no not literally y'all don't.

understand how comfortable I am wearing. jeans shorts right now I would literally. pay a lot of money to just be able to go. put on some sweatpants right now. and cozy up under a blanket but no I. don't have that luxury on the LOL. podcast apparently oh no you don't yeah. Kate does a bunch of weird stuff I mean. he's sitting on a toilet so you know one. time. she's sitting there with her sweatpants. on. actually this doesn't even bother. sweatpants but she was wearing. sweatpants she I was I was asleep this. is when we were dating I was asleep in.

my room. or I guess you're at her house she comes. in there and she picks up my phone while. I'm sleeping guys we were like two we. were a month into dating we were like a. month like a month or two in a day she. comes in there picks up my phone and. starts looking through it because. she caught me cheating. but not from you guys yeah she caught me. cheating I didn't know how to defend. myself it was really loud can I please. defend myself bro no no. so she checks my phone she said she was.

just checking something and then. obviously not everyone knows I wasn't. yeah she goes down to like a year ago on. my Snapchat where I'm texting this girl. and I'm literally just texting her her. like a normal human and I think I called. the girl pretty or something this is. before y'all dated yeah and that was it. that was it and she smacks me while I'm. sleeping she's like bam and she's like. what's this I was like. I was like a year a nightmare I don't. know a Snapchat from a year ago and then.

she was mad at me because I snapchatted. the girl a year before we dated can I. please defend myself no because you. logged into my Apple ID the other day. what she did I said she said hey can I. have your iPad I said sure I don't use. it if you want to use it you can and she. said I said just switch the Apple ID. homie didn't just switch the Apple ID. homie decided to link the Apple ID no I. didn't yes she did so now all my photos. text messages and everything not anymore. Maverick I literally went and I deleted. all of it and I said yeah but and then.

and then I I get it I get a cash asked. me he goes hey Kate was showing me some. photos uh. because he was crazy. he goes wild why does it taste like why. do you take so many shirtless photos. every morning this man wakes up he's not. sending him to anyone he's not working. out and like tracking his progress or. anything he just wants to admire him. every morning and takes the exact same.

picture in the exact same mirror in the. exact same post listen every single. morning and takes I have a reason okay I. eat a lot of ice cream right and. different things and and one day I'm not. gonna look like this and I want to be. able to look back and go oh a month ago. you looked good like you need to chill. whatever you've done this last month. you can't do that anymore you gotta cut. back on the ice cream come back I'm. chilling listen right now still I was. curious that's just the photos oh my. gosh then she decides to go through my.

text messages with my ex-girlfriend from. like two years ago listen like two. girlfriends ago because Justin reminisce. want to know why am I do you want to. know why why I want to know why I'd love. to hear this. and I had we knew we knew all y'all did. was argue that's all that happened the. relationship was like watching a train. wreck happen and I was like but like. over and over and over I always wanted. to know what y'all were texting.

especially when you guys went long. distance you guys were always just. arguing and I was like. yeah I wanted to know what was happening. that's what you were on and I was on a. Lifeboat going bro you're both sinking. you're like no it's not it's fine but. we're pairing just a minute it'll be. great a chunks listen should I have done. it no and I'm sorry Mom. you can't just like do it like multiple. times I'm sorry I've done it multiple. times multiple times he'll go through. your phone too both of y'all if. somebody's phone is open yeah.

he's going through you don't know. someone until you go through their phone. you don't you might think you know. someone but you don't I have no clue it. makes you feel better I didn't just. scroll through recent text messages just. to make things fair oh. that was almost cool. but not quick oh. the crazy part is though is like I said. you don't know someone until you go. through their phone and you're about to. go through the phone and you're not. gonna find anything oh man I'm already. locked out. you know our password I couldn't.

remember it. why don't you just ask no listen I. apologize Maverick. that was the old me that was last that. was last week like what anyways can I. defend myself about hitting cash that. one time. I'm sorry she doesn't hit me. the FBI show up my door because. everyone's gonna be like Kate Baker.

abuses her husband no she no I don't. doesn't anyways the reason the reason. being was I was a curious gal and we had. been dating for a month and I was like. oh I might as well go see because I knew. y'all need to remember that cash and I. had like talked for years and we were. always talking and always talking about. how we wanted to date each other but he. was too busy working so we couldn't and. I knew he was talking to other girls so. I was like well I might as well go see. what like what other girls he was. talking to and I found that bro and I. was mad like you knew I talked obviously.

you know what you were when you were. single but you were like stringing me. along still but that's besides the point. I just wanted to know what kind of. things you were saying and I remember. what made me mad mad enough to go wake. him up from his nap what made me it was. asleep no no what made me mad was I. remember I always would wait for him to. FaceTime me at night I would like text. him like oh like I'm going to bed like. just FaceTime me whenever you can and. some times he would FaceTime me at three. in the morning because that's when he. would be going to bed and I would wake. up I'd have school the next day I'd wake. up and I'd talk to him because I wanted.

to talk to him bro well then before. you're dating correct this is before we. were dating okay so he would FaceTime me. every single night every single night he. thinks on me but again this is before. your day yes and then before we were. dating no but you can't that's just rude. so if anything all my face times her. charity work at this point listen he. didn't know you anything then they would. be every once in a while there would be. a night where he didn't call me at all. and I'd wake up the next morning and I'd. be like huh and then I'd be like sad all. day because I didn't get to talk to him. I find out that one morning at like 6.

a.m he texted me and he was like hey uh. we were out we played video games all. night I'm going to sleep now. lie liar liar pants on fire is what you. were uh I just Twisted the truth a. little bit he went. but I found that same day I found it he. had been texting a girl he was like hey. I'm outside at 6am. [Laughter]. a few hours later and he was like Hey so. good like hanging out with you yeah we. got a lot of Dubs okay bro yeah so then.

I was like I I felt played because that. was only like yeah you were kind of. playing yeah. that was like a month or two before we. started dating so it was like only three. months ago I was hurt anyways silly. silly Me and Everyone told me to stop. talking to cash like you weren't talking. to other people too that's literally a. call it's called the talking stage for a. reason. oh two multiple other people yeah what. about when I had my very first concert I.

found this out yesterday yesterday. listen I had my very first when we had. everything oh I'm excited we had our. very first concert ever in Texas right. and you thought you'd invite your crush. I thought about my crush you know show. off a little bit yeah no you we're not. sure and then okay homie make all the. other guys jealous there was no other. guys there it was all gross oh okay to. make her jealous see wait wait actually. only girls came yeah I mean it was like. it was girls only of it.

no I'm kidding. there was dude there's just a lot of our. fans were like girls yeah like oh. anyways. before my show. she was hanging out with another dude. the same day. same day. oh no but I kind of forgive her a little. bit because. the night before the show I was hanging. out with other girls. so we were each doing it and dude I. think I was a girl I didn't know.

I never met her you guys are such bad. influences I know don't do what we did. yeah don't do it I I was I was like I. just turned 16 and I had this girl on. messages I don't know what I was texting. on never met the girl in my entire life. she was like oh come hang out or. whatever we're coming out I thought I. was gonna walk through the front door of. this girl's house no no no she was like. you gotta climb onto my fence climb onto. the roof walk around go over the house. in the roof and come to the other side.

so I uh it's like 1am I got on defense I. climb around to this girl's two-story. house climbed all the way around the. house to the other side and then so. you're like you're like wait what fans I. think I'm on the wrong roof girl there's. climbing rooms. hello I had to go through this really. funky window and then I was like why. didn't I just go through your bedroom. window and she's like my dad nailed it. shut. oh my gosh this girl's got a problem he. had me head.

I'm waiting for him to come around and. he's going to freaking meet up with. delinquents who have to have their. Windows bolted shut to be fair I. literally thought I was just gonna hang. out with her and I was gonna go through. her front door I did not know I was. going through her backup window. because our first window was bolted she. didn't tell me that in the description. to get there that's good the first. window will be nailed checked. you must find a way around oh my. goodness well how long did you hang out. with that girl uh they were just friends. guys and girls can be just friends.

no I uh. uh just that night I never saw her again. well no like I mean like how many hours. specifically were you at her house yeah. I don't know like four hours oh that. makes me feel better that seems friendly. you were at my house for a long time do. y'all think guys and girls can be just. friends no dude no way yes we've seen it. right here you guys hate each other. listen Okay when you're okay I think. that if guys and girl oh this is such. people were gonna get so mad the guys. and girls can be just friends.

one of them always likes the other one. I'll say that yeah yeah it's not ugly. but one one of y'all someone's. definitely liking the other yeah there's. tension there and there's like. especially in a relationship like. there's no need for me to go be friends. with guys that cash doesn't know but why. you gotta make this like a relationship. advice no we're asking a question but. because you if guys and girls could be. just friends and I would have guy.

friends too that weren't your friends. that's not true because I don't think. guys really like hanging out with girls. that's cap I really dude you hang out. with her all day I told her this every. day all the time I tell her I said hey. isn't it weird like guys and girls they. only want to hang out with the same sex. like I only want to hang out with dudes. no you hang out with her all day well if. you let me finish try to get you to hang. out with me geez I said guys only want. to hang out guys that's all they want to. do yeah and less it's the like their.

girl and then like the girl they're. gonna spend the person they're gonna. spend the most time with in life they. want it to be a girl. but every other time they go hang out. with anyone they want a dude yeah isn't. that weird no what. do you want me to explain. I'm good no I'm saying you you hang out. with dudes and dudes I'm sorry no dude. is straight up front of the girl. that's not a thing.

straight up friends with a girl they. like yeah no sort of like I'll say that. that's not quite true I I am just. friends with some girls. do you like you but you also okay no no. you. is it like there's this. maybe I mean she's like. 65 so I hope. she doesn't like me bro yeah her name is. Sheila sometimes and being a Sheila. we'll go get uh private dance rooms and.

do practice together yeah that's what. I'm saying practicing dancing is not. being friends I'm saying being friends. someone you would hang out with and buy. them over to your house like no I'm not. Sheila's I love you no not Sheila but. you ain't coming over. well no magical come back sometimes. Sheila definitely got candy in her first. Maverick comes home from dancing. sometimes and he's like guys this girl I. danced with last night she has four kids. and she's on her second husband. like some like literally what does this. have to do with anything you just dance.

what are you doing. I'm do look look. do you know you're on a podcast too yeah. I do I do but I've never heard you. talked the last half hour no I I know. like like uh do you want to leave what. were we talking about I have a lot of um. I have a lot of guy friends.

you don't think those guys like you or. and you don't like them yeah I don't. like them no no but they like you first. off at LA Fitness the other day I saw. Harper there. was like 20 guys standing around here. they all had a crush on her. they definitely are like sorry they make. fun of you yeah they make fun of me. because they like you because they like. you that's Harper it's definitely a lie. they all like Sophie I still have girls. that do that to me they'll make fun of.

me yeah because they actually want to. make fun of you no. that makes no girl could ever bully him. or make fun of it because like if no. matter what a girl says to him he's like. she likes me she obviously likes me she. commented me she likes me or she doesn't. compliment him an insult him he's like. she likes me and she insulted me that's. a win-wit mindset all about the mindset. guys. she's like I would never date you I. actually really like you're just not my. time she's not playing hard to get.

that's all that's not hard wait Harper. do you you don't think those guys like. you definitely not oh they all like. Harper put the mic in your face sorry. sorry sorry I'm getting a little out of. wait can I see your cup real quick. okay. um well basically no they don't because. they all talk about. how hot other girls are at my school oh. yeah yeah so I'm like but like if you. were like if you went I bet if you went. to any of those guys and you were like.

hey like I like you they would like you. they would be like oh heck no get away. get away you little girl 3.3 million. followers in her High School can't get a. single guy yeah okay. Harper what do you think you have games. no no at least she's honest that's good. it's good. have you had any buddy at your new like. because you like just started High. School have you had anybody like try to. use you for clout or anything well like. not girls but like guys exactly yeah.

what do they all say shut me up yeah. show me all show me how I'm like I'm. like hey wanna Hank shut me out first. I'm like oh no we can't hang. okay yeah that's actually crazy hey you. shouldn't be hanging out with them. anyways if they're gonna treat you like. that yeah you're better than getting no. I don't even because it just starts. there and the next thing you know your. window's nailed shut yeah. bro. um.

yeah do you know what you're saying. sometimes before you like start the. scene no like I feel like your mouth so. yeah I know yeah. it's like no place after that like like. somebody asked you a question you're. like what and then you know what they. said but yeah. also just heard what I said well I need. time to think I'm sorry what I like.

I don't know wait do y'all want to all. pop our fingers at the same time. are you ready. listen to my elbow ready. oh that's what I do. oh. I think it's gonna be like oh I can do. my back right now but yeah you'll hear. my back let's see. are you sure that's not a two okay ready.

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