I Cut My Hair Off!

we have scissors oh go and we all have. hair we play Rock Paper Scissors to see. who has to cut tiny bit of their hair. off rock paper scissors Sho let's play. 21 questions about my hat okay okay does. it involve like my body does it involve. the top half of my body no does it. involve water yes what's going on with. you and madx you like. him are those my sweatpants wait I don't. get. what no you can keep up I was probably. going to get rid of.

those to beir they're. Mavs that were K that were too small for. him so he gave him to Kate to Har they. were too big for me um you know what I'm. saying like just like a potential thing. or no we should already be rolling cuz. that was funny oh we are well oh welcome. guys Harper is wearing my pants has. stolen all the clothes out of our house. yeah because every time she comes over. she gets messy yes and then she asked to. borrow clothes she clearly hasn't Sten.

all the clothes because well the this is. the dirty this is M's Dirty Laundry pile. I know what my dirty laundry is doing. out here trying to air it out don't air. out my dirty laundry no just from. sitting on M's dirty laundry I'm. starting to smell like MAV and in case y. you are a lucky man no I'm not y know. how MAV smells how I smell imagine dog. and sweat mixed together dog and I feel. like that's see how shocked she was. that's cuz I doesn't smell like that. okay har you sit by him all the time I'm. like confused okay you sit by him all. the time what is smell it like do it do.

it do it don't catch please don't. encourage wait do that side do that side. no no she will oh please stop don't do. that I want to see. just don't play like that I want to see. some bangs Harper no no no you're not. giving. yourself I can't I can't let you do that. I got a fun game give it to me give it. to me give it to me don't throw scissors. I'm sorry did no one ever teach him. anything. OU I heard it land on his.

i i i that never happens ready ready I. can do a double yeah no one cares and. maybe even a triple speaking of stuff I. got a game okay what's your game what's. the game so my game let's. go I'll go first what whatever the game. is oh can you make sure I'm an angle on. this one cuz I really don't feel like. that camera can see me and I really want. it to see me for my game cash you're. definitely all right guys all right all. right here's my game here's my game okay. okay so we have scissors oh gosh and we. all have hair so I say let's do it we.

play Rock yes yes we play Rock Paper. Scissors to see who has to cut it it can. be a small spot but just a tiny bit of. their hair off okay bet you two go and. then we'll two and the winners will. verse or the losers will have to verse. each other wait there some people have. to ready all right you two go rock wait. losers play each other yeah if you win. you're Rock Paper Scissors Shoot Rock. Paper Scissors Shoot so sorry I'm safe. ready me you me you ready I'm so scared. oh the tension the tension is good ready.

let let's sit in theion three or one huh. just one sit sit in the tension for just. for the we'll do best out we'll do best. out of three ready no just. one no best out of three he won't do. this is tense I'm I'm what did y'all do. did y'all just do one two one oh then. we're doing one that's fair no I'm a. three type of guy well you're if you. guys want to do three you can I don't. want I'm doing three I don't want to all. right we'll do best to one to figure out. if we do best out of three so so so we. play and then the winner gets to choose. so if I win we no then we play best out.

of one no do you guys understand what. I'm saying yeah it makes no sense we're. going to play Rock Paper Scissors to see. if we do three or one but why would you. continue if you're the winner see he's. trying to he's still trying to just play. two games oh my gosh. no all right all right play the game. come on one of y'all are getting cut all. y say one or three three one no no rock. paper scissors to see if they do three. okay ready Rock Paper Scissors Shoot. cash wins let's go three all right ready. Rock Paper Scissors Shoot oh I'm ready. you're wishing you did three right now.

wow you should be happy you should be. happy you actually before we continue I. think you should thank me thank you a. great one for what wait why is she. thinking you she lost well because. because I chose best out of three said. Thank you so maybe he'd shut his mouth. sooner so we could keep going K the good. thing is you still have a chance right. now. hostility ready Rock Paper Scissors. Shoot oh no all right it is down to this. okay ready oh wait wait wait wait.

wait before they do it hit that like. button make sure to subscribe but you. can subscribe to this podcast if you. want but mainly go subscribe to the LOL. Bros you know because that's the cool. podcast all right and winner gets a hat. I have I have a hat for somebody oh okay. ready you already have a hat bro yeah. but I wear this hat it's this Hat's. overw warn ready God Rock Paper Scissors. Shoot Rock Paper Scissors Shoot yes yes. yes yes yes yes yes.

I get the hat and I don't have to cut my. hair God the 2 the winner this one gets. the Hat there's a loser and the winner. gets the Hat get not you and Harper got. to fight to see who cuts their hair. ready unfortunately the winner this one. gets a hat you don't get a hat okay M. we'll do the hat in a minute right now. we're cutting hair I just want to give. up my hat man all right ready best out. of one or three one one all right all. right here we go it's all on the line. Harper zmer versus Kate Marie in the. rock paper scissors World Championship. okay here we go.

can you do one more time what wait I. introduce it one more time in the left. corner we have har zmer coming out of. North Texas oh God oh God no God no and. in the pink Corner we have K. [Music]. [Applause]. Mar fighting out. of I almost said you're full of dress.

just to make you. mad but I didn't I didn't uh fighting. out of South. Texas all all right. ready he's still going for the rock. scissors World Championship my palms are. sweaty I'm nervous we arms are heavy. this vomit on his s already mom. spaghetti he's nervous okay Rock Paper. Scissors Shoot.

you're getting your haircut possible. person lost this game time for the snip. snip oh whoa what what the I am not. participating you know what I'll be a. good sport and cut my. hair she secretly wants if she cuts her. hair you have to wear the hat for the. rest of the episode what's that you. don't know what the hat. is and you don't get to read it till the. end of the episode yeah yeah yeah that's. fair if she cuts her hair for you you. got to wear the hat oh my God don't get.

to read it either Until the End yep fine. you'll cut your hair Daddy no I'll wear. the hat obviously I'm not cutting my. hair worry do you know do you all know. that my hair got bleached off two years. ago and I'm it's still recovering wait. it I'm not cutting my hair for funsies. you're recovering bleach addict yes I've. already ruined my hair once and I'm not. ruining my hair again so no I will not. cut my hair for funsies I why you bleach. your hair in the first place if it was. just going to destroy you you could use. a haircut I did didn't I made the Fatal.

mistake of instead of going to a normal. hair salon I was like 17 I was like I. don't want to pay to get my hair done a. whole lot so I'll go to the training. school where it's not actual. cosmetologists that are licensed yet. they're in training it's phonies yeah. and I said hey hey uh I just want a root. touchup and she said I got you and she. bleached my whole entire head why did. you let her do that I don't know I no. you know if they're bleaching your whole. head felt it and I was like this is not.

good I but they wrap your hair well to. be fair they did it to my hair once when. I first started dying my hair and my. whole scalp was on she's been dying hair. since she was like four my whole scop. was on fire also Alex you know your. iPhone flashlight is on I box dyed my. hair for a couple of years no this was. actually only like my like third time at. an act like at a salon because I box di. I love the change of topic you did for. us well y'all were asking why I'm not. cutting my hair we're not I'm not I'm. not leaving this topic yeah.

Harper no that's why would you do that. yes such a chunk how my hair it grows. back it's hair my hair has gone so long. this is this is you really shouldn't do. this I literally am so jealous you don't. have to do this yes you do yes you do. actually no you have to do it yeah Kate. has to do it I'm not doing that I'm. always cutting how much wait how much. were you going to cut off like it it. really doesn't have to be that much it. can be like yeah but how much were you. going to cut. off I would say.

per per no I just want to see. per um it can literally be the tiniest. amount there's no rules there you go. this much what okay that's how much. Kate's gonna cut. off no I not give all we all know we all. know Kate's not even cutting ceneter off. oh no she's not she's not going to do. that har. Harper. har well are y'all shocked really this. is Harper this is just what does wait.

what it'll grow back it'll grow back. it's fine it still fits in ponytail I. think uh anyways wait I thought you were. and now we're on eBay Harper I meant. like a quarter. inch I can use as a makeup brush wait. let me see that let me see that hey Kate. you need some hair extensions this is. crazy like nobody nobody I feel like I'm. holding Harper yeah like this is just an. extension of Harper wait why did you. actually do that you did not have to you.

know that no I want to I love cutting my. hair lucky for you it's a pink. hat oh we have a what what okay what am. I supposed to do with this now give give. it give it okay I'm going to put in my. in my um. Potions all right oh wait wait wait wait. don't let Kate read it she can't read it. wait okay let me see it oh no don't let. her read. it oh. no oh no he didn't that's funny wait. what are you doing oh you put it on oh.

yeah I'll put it on come here babe I got. you a special gift for our anniversary. it's not it Just describes you. perfectly is it. mean no can I at least make it sure it. fits me good can you like put your hand. over it so I can look at my phone camera. and fix it up no you look good yeah you. look good you look. good you look you look like a. professional I'll tell you what it says. I'm a. professional no you'll never I'll give. you three guesses and if you guess it in.

those three guesss I'll tell you what it. is I give you a million I'm a. professional crier no God there's one. God that scared me I know me too I got. scared it's crazy there's one Wier no. there's two nice to see what you think. about yourself though no this is what. y'all think about me no that's what you. think we think about you scared me for a. it's in your. head okay last try I'm a professional I. said crier and they got. they got really scared mhm yeah that did.

happen you know you think you are who. everybody else thinks you. are let's give her what does that mean. that sounds like some s she thinks she. she thinks she is whatever she thinks we. think she is oh is it C that's deep yeah. that's deep it is I don't know what that. I don't know what that meansi but I said. it it's so deep I don't even know what. it means I feel like the K Fu Panda guy. just spitting out. proverbs like that didn't make the.

turtle yeah you know turtle and Cofe. Panda and he's like he's like noodles. are good but stairs are the enemies like. what you seen the Tik Tok things where. it's like if she sh she and it's like. it's just crazy stuff wait how much. money will you give her if she guesses. it actually I'll give you at least turn. the hat back around hey yeah turn it. back turn back around I'll tell you. exactly what it says you cheated no what. does it. say do you know what it says she cheated. no she didn't I never saw her take it. off yeah wait okay what she looked in. her phone no I didn't did I touch okay.

what does it say then says I'm a. professional crop duster okay really she. cheated really no she did not call her a. name really call her a name you got to. put it on I'm not wearing that no you. got to wear it for the rest of the. episode that was the deal and how did. you figure that out you'll never know no. what are you talking about we'll never. know you'll never know but why are you. guys so mean to me never know you. cheated I don't wear this now you have. to cut your hair now you got to wear it. and cut your hair and maybe this is a. hair extension look that's your color.

where'd you get that extension I I got a. great idea wait wait wait wait wait give. it to wait give me another piece of tape. gotcha oh no it's going right here baby. oh it's going right here oh that's not. that's a hair extension guys we should. hang it up on the wall am I right we. just leave it right here. for wait k put the Hat on why also how'd. you find out I'm not telling you no tell. us Kate I don't want to wear this you. have on and tell us that's you're not.

participating in our games well I never. said I wanted to yeah there we go but. you joined the podcast uh not really. guys I really didn't have an option yes. you did really you think that is funny. cash is that good that's crazy it's so. red I didn't even realize wait you. didn't realize you had red hair wait. where where's the hair that I cut off. you blind it's right here no I know but. like where did you think it was.

hand uh that's going to be a good short. I found it I found it Kate put the Hat. on y'all are so whiny okay now tell us. how you found out I'm not telling you. how to out I have a question tell us. what how did you become a professional. crop. tuster she learned from the best we just. what even is you. guys I'm so sorry for her lack of. participation oh don't worry I'll wear. it for those of you it. it just occurred to me some of y'all may.

not know what a crop duster is so Kate's. going to explain. it what the Katie explain your job take. it off leave it on I'm being scolded. no Kate leave it on leave it on. Kate I can't leave it on don't no don't. touch it don't touch. it no. okay leave it. on are we going to do this for the whole. episode.

what I supposed to do I don't know. you're going to have to divorce I don't. I'll take all of Kate's responsibilities. and put it. on don't touch it you want a hat no okay. yeah stop please please stop I'm Kate. please don't I really oh my gosh yall. are so all right who else wants to Happ. me me me wait wait wait but Kate tell us. how you found out did you cheat I'm not. telling you how I found out tell K can. you stop just being like this just tell. me how you found out Kate please he's.

going to explode you got to tell him. what' you. do got a secret oh my gosh you know what. that's it I'm not telling I'm not. telling Kate the thing that we were. going to title this episode what oh my. gosh you literally cash hey we could. title it how I became a professional. crop. duster wait guys but like what's it. called how like like I think that's a. good episode name what are you saying. Harper people are saying or like not. people my only friends I have right here. um they're saying that like what's it. called um how like um in a few episodes.

there's going to be somebody on but they. won't tell me yeah Kyle's coming on the. next episode Kyle Kyle from the LOL Bros. podcast let's go if you guys have not. seen the LOL Bros podcast go subscribe. LOL Bros Link in the description oh was. Kyle the one you made out. with K what was dude you think. Kyle made out with the dude yeah what. the wait first of all you're that kind. of guy bro you watched the other Bros. podcast yeah uh listen brother guy.

listen brother we have a subscriber on. the Pod what does that mean what why is. everyone doing that what yes brother. don't Tuesday Tuesday 35 yes brother oh. God what does that mean I ain't green. but I made a money look at me here I go. yes I here I go brother Tuesday Tuesday. no okay we're not telling you anything. until you tell me something oh my gosh. you know exactly how I found out did you. take it off and look at it no. then how would I know exactly how you.

found out no she cheated in a way sounds. like we don't know yes y'all do how. y'all know good and well who told me. Alex told you Harper Harper no Harper. why would I tell that her. what. what why would I tell Kate that she's a. professional crop duster I wouldn't not. do that I would not do that trust me. tape her mouth TR tape her mouth. she has been so why did you see I wish.

that was me this is this is insane okay. M what what other house do we have oh. who wants a hat me no no no me first me. first okay I'll let uh you put this one. on. cash o it's green what's it say. wait all right I got to switch hats. guys I'm GNA miss this one you know. what's bad is that his hat is not not a. lie it's not it's it's actually there.

the truth really it's the truth and. nothing but nothing but the truth all. these hats are true by the way oh my God. all of these hats are true what does it. say facts they're facts you have to. guess without cheating yes brother it's. a fact does it. say Tuesday uh does wait is it actually. give me some hints what does that mean. Tuesday Tuesday I'm looking that up. Tuesday no let her look it up what how. she going to look it up Tuesday like. what yeah you're not going to find it. guys we should put tape on um one of the.

one of their legs or one of our legs and. like rip it off okay except for I'm. professional hey wait wait wait can I. put it on your leg no cuz that one was. already worm worm wait what does it mean. are you ready for your hat yes wait wait. wait wait wait wait wait wait wait give. me hints about mine oh hints about your. hat um it's green I already know that. okay the words are in red no okay I need. like can't like what it says it's an. activity you do yep you do this activity. how often what do you do summer yeah of.

I do it in the summer what yeah yeah you. do it in the summer uh only in the. summer yeah pretty much you do it. occasionally if it's cold out and you. have one then you'll do it what the yep. y if you have access to I mean but. that's not really this but it's kind of. this is it an activity yep you make it. an activity let's play 21 questions. about my hat okay okay okay somebody. keep track of the 21 Questions okay okay. ready Alex is keeping track um. is it oh it's an activity okay so um.

does it involve running no it could no. it does not don't confuse him um does it. involve. um like U listen listen you're the only. person I know that does this does it. involve like my body yes yes. really does. it involve I don't really even know what. I meant by that does it. involve the H my arms no no does it.

involve the top half of my body no does. it involve the bottom half of my body. yes oh why why did why did you waste one. of your questions um does it involve if. it didn't involve the top half it. obviously involves the bottom half. you're right I didn't have to ask the. bottom half because that means obviously. it's the bottom half um how many. questions yet five five okay he's. chilling uh is it something many people. do no just you no I mean it's if they do. uh uh we're going to say no. no if you ask people they'll say no oh.

okay is it. something like is it like wait why only. me what that doesn't make okay is it. something uh I mean some weird something. only you and your friends would do. rephrase it. oh after they do mature people not do it. no no definitely. not do mature people not do kids do it. yes yes oh. hip down kids do it in the summer what.

the uh does it involve a suar activity. yes okay how many questions yet seven. nine n okay it's got to be hot out to do. it okay we're only playing to 11 so you. got to hurry what the yeah two questions. 11 questions what you can't tell me that. at eight sorry doesn't involve not eight. does it involve water yes yes last one. is it PE and pools go.

hey that I ain't touching that hand that. I wouldn't touch it either I ain't. touching that hand why not this hand you. probably pee in the pool with it and. then swim around nope NOP no you're. probably. like you that me up what was that noise. Harper he's probably. like around the Harper her. hat he probably makes that noise all. right here's Harper's hat uh you have to. put it.

on what does this say that one's not as. funny you got 11 questions okay it's. this one's not as funny but it's still. funny hold. on give me a minute now okay that's like. a phrase though it's not like yeah I. don't think you can guess it like I'm. guess like oh straight up IP and pools. IP and pools okay uh does it start with. i no no no no I or o actually that's not. true wait what what go ahead is it like.

not funny no no you got it it's. funny okay I'm a ginger what no okay we. know yeah we know she's just going. straight up trying to Guess the Phrase. she said I'm a ginger and you said no. she is Kiss Me I'm Irish no wait what. Kiss Me I'm Irish yesterday was St. Patrick's Day I don't get that kiss me. am I rich Irish Irish oh kiss me am I. Irish I still don't get I tried the. though kiss me I'm no.

one wait wait wait wait I don't get the. phrase still Kiss Me I'm Irish yeah I. don't understand it either but people. kiss me on St Patrick's Day they kiss. you no anyway what's it called uh is it. an activity uh um kind no yeah see it's. a phrase that's what he he he gave you a. hard one sorry I listen harber you're I. can't be as mean to you as I can them. yeah so I didn't get you is bad of a hat. I'm trying to think what did your say.

pretty much bro yeah you anyways um. what's it called I'm trying to think. Harper that hat that wasn't supposed to. be a joke hat that was just the Hat he. put on today yeah this one wasn't a joke. he's he's been wearing that hat that's. not ever since I went to the the tax. account yeah so that's not oh wait I'm. so confused does it what what what does. it have to wait Harper have you paid. taxes yes you did I I think I do I have. a hat though you have no idea mom do I. pay taxes no you. blank it quit it hey quit it you quit it.

quit it this is going to be a long. episode cash what are you doing huh what. are you doing I just got something in my. eye you got something in your eye. anyways Alex Cash Stop stop doing that I. can't I can't stop man I can't stop. please don't do that I'm going to do a. MTH do one eye at a. time I can't is that count as blinking. or is it winking if you're do when I. 10 all right Harper you're not going to. get I'm just going to say what it says. okay wait wait wait get give me the.

first three words wait no you can get. her to guess it oh I'm going to get you. to guess it wait who farted oh I didn't. did you fart did you on my fart on my. life I didn't fart on my life who fart. Harper you definitely Harper Harper. Harper Harper look at har Harper no har. look at me look at guys who farted on my. life I did not fart no that's not no you. don't no on my no Harper no I'm telling.

you who. farted I don't smell no har who farted. probably you or okay okay no back to the. hat back to the Hat okay okay who. farted who farted yeah no who farted who. farted that's that's. the who farted that's that's like the. hat right yeah who bro I knew it I was. like I was like wait a minute she said.

bro I my cash was looking at me who who. farted you you. did I can't you haven't paid taxes yet. no why would I so they don't like put. you in jail for tax evasion no I get out. I get out cuz Vladimir Putin says so. Vlad a I don't know what kind of. connection you got with him but link me. up I know Vladimir Putin is U my uncle.

actually and you know sometimes when we. trade prisoners with him like they have. one of ours and we have one of them and. we trade we make trades wow that's a. sounds like a fair thing. oh give me a. pen it's going to say I farted no yeah. that was very creative map I'm sorry. give me a pen it didn't even cover up. the who yeah it leaked through somehow. leaked wait guys guys can I please put. like a like can I please put a huge.

strip of um duct tape on your leg sure. it's not really going to stick to my leg. cuz it's so hairy wrap it around his. like like a like wrap it around I don't. think this is going to work nice and. tight oh God a little wrap around wrap. around wrap. around how did you go from amateur to. professional crop toucher wait re re. what was the what was the journey like. what was the journey like going from. beginner to professional I don't know. your first time what what made you think. this is for me I'm me personally bro I'd.

be doing I told Alex today I we were. walking through Olive Garden and I was. like dude I just cro dusted this whole. place that's like gross cash I know I. felt bad I was just walking by people's. tables and I was like oh no that's crazy. all right let's. go oh God that's not good oh that. actually oh no that doesn't feel good I. thought it wasn't going to stick now. pull yourself no Harper you got to pull. Harper you pull it off okay okay nice. and AOW.

gosh pull the other side. off not go. so look at my hair oh a your babies my. hair is all over this thing it's going. to take you forever to regrow that that. one didn't it really hurt what oh I. thought it would try. again I'm okay guys I'm G to see if I. can show this to you at this e. [Music].

e gross you're gross the back of his. like that's where it. sticks for some odd reason I well I've. lost hair today Harper lost hair today. yeah I shed hair. today no you didn't you definitely have. a 5 o' shout out going on I will shave. right now wait can we all lose hair. today like what I Kate you've been so. quiet and I just want to know you've. said like 50 words podcast know your. journey from beginner what made you so. inspired to be a crop duster no ma.

that's not what's important well I could. tell you the story perhaps let's let's. hear. it long time. ago it per se started out as an accident. similar situation actually I was in an. Arby's an Arby's that explains a lot. yeah that's it's actually socially. acceptable in an. RV that's just noral day. um uh I was you know ordering the. counter Oh yeah and when I was like he.

said okay is that it I said yeah that's. it turned around I gave him a little and. then what what the oh that was gross I. don't want her to do this. anymore y told me to tell you you say. like you know how good I am at crop. dusting you know like when you walk in. cash cash cash like like he he can. manage to crop dust a place did you and. save the women and children he just hit. the men he just takes out the military. man he goes through wait did you explain.

to them what crop dtin is yeah you did. you could do it again I I think I did. farting and walking by yeah it's like. farting and walking by or like someone's. walking behind you and you fart and. they're just like in your Trail oh my. gosh dude IOP does so good you know like. when you walk into Walmart and like they. have the wind blowing on you from the. automatic doors yeah that's what it. feels like when you're behind. me it's. just wait Kate what's your favorite lip. oil what the O I saw your Clarence. Clarence is my favorite lip oil Dar it I. was going to do a thing it's yours I.

found it in here what you stole it whoa. I Harper let's say we're inside like. Olive Garden you want some cash how much. would we have to pay you to walk out. with a. chair nothing I would do it I would I'd. do those things yeah we were talking. about that today we were looking at one. of the chairs and we were like how much. for one of you to walk out with it just. grab a chair and walk out the restaurant. how much would you do it for. Kate like a big chair a big chair well. there's no amount of.

money like imagine like like this tree. in there how much for you to walk out. taking this tree out of the restaurant I. think if I put on like my dumb Persona. and I'm like Oh I thought like I could. take it I thought it came with the salad. I thought no I thought these were like I. don't know I thought you guys just had. them in case you needed like extras and. I thought it'd be fine if I she's like I. just I just want to set it. free I'm to the forest it's really. it was cuz it started out as a tree and.

y'all just ruined the poor tree's life. and I think that it at least should just. get to see the outside world she does. look dumb she looks real dumb yeah I. wouldn't argue with that yeah gingers. are not dumb like I can tell. you tell us what make make a complete. sentence that ging. are I went to the dentist today I'm not. joking I went to the dentist today oh. that's the worst man that's why I. actually like I that's the one thing. that actually scares me you know I have.

to sleep with latex gloves on me both my. hands because I have warts and I have to. put Str wait wait what I sleep with. latex gloves what does this have to do. with the dentist well let me finish my. story and maybe if you don't interrupt. me you'll find out you a. girl I like that you automatically think. it's a girl it probably is it's a dude. Kate just. farted okayy it stinks okay hey fart. anyways I had to sleep with latex gloves. on me cuz I have to put cream on my. hands and then I got to put them in the.

gloves you said what to sleep at night. yeah uh doctor's orders and then um the. latex the latex like it smells like I'm. at the dentist so I have to sleep like. I'm I feel like I'm at the dentist do. that mean you sleep like. this I do actually cuz of my underbite. I'm a but like cotton balls in your. mouth you're like oh that's my least. favorite thing about the dentist oh oh. cotton ball. ohes want to throw up and G like other.

people don't like the tools in their. mouth I don't really care about that but. the cotton balls give me such a weird. feeling do you get cotton balls in your. mouth every time you go well they just. have them there you can put them in your. mouth if you want I think of it like elf. when you I can't think about cotton. balls in my mouth or when like a towel. squeaks no it's the for me what when a. towel squeaks when you get out the. shower and it hurts your fingers and you. like squeak it what what on Earth are. you talking about do you guys like want. to hear it what are you talking about. the towel rack like when it's the towel.

no no no it's like it's like oh no but. it's oh I hate I hate like I know what. she's talking about but I don't get. like why are you rubbing your towel. together no but like you know like like. for me the biggest the big what's it. called like the chills yeah like the. biggest chill for me is Sharpie on a. paper if you like skip it like what oh. that gives me the Shivers chalkboards I. see you getting Shivers right now I am. oh so what what happened at the dentist.

really I got my teeth cleaned did you. have any. cavities uh you should go back are they. clean you should go back you should go. back do you have any cavities no my. sister is five oh she is two your mom. just said no she does not she has two. though it's okay guess how many cavity M. has guess how many cavities he has this. man eats so much sugar had had I don't. know that I have any I don't know that. IIT do that again wait. yeah so that definitely can't be good. for your teeth oh can we stop this noise.

I don't like this noise I don't like it. stop I had a lot of cavities but MAV has. I don't have cavities lots of cavities I. just have in my y yo. guys yeah Alex T the I have no cavities. I just have holes in my teeth there's a. big difference yeah that's why he chw so. funny he told me cuz he has uh he has. cavi so and it hurts to chew so he chews. like. oh no no how many did you have what was.

the total well listen guys I didn't go. to the dentist like my whole life no. yeah but say the. total 16 16 cavities you have 30. teeth that's so bad your teeth aren. working your teeth have cavities yeah it. was pretty bad I only had no they. weren't actually cavities that's what. the one dentist said I go to the other. dentist she's like you only have like. six she said the other ones are like. potential could become cavity but if you. take care of your teeth you're fine no.

they when they when I have those if. they're like you could have one they. just automatically fill it well that. sounds expensive yep but good thing I. got insurance we have insurance too my. sister had to get two filled you got. insurance boy I got. insurance how much. Insurance a lot like how much I need. insurance no you need insurance I got. insurance how much a. lot I got at. see.

my dang they got good insurance yeah. yeah Network. inance that's that's not. ins that's a phone. playing no T is do you not have. insance goes to the doctor she's like. yeah I got insurance then she answer her. phone bill. yeah this isn't going to work I'm going.

to do that next time just to troll the. doctor it's not. ins you got insurance yeah here you go. it's just my insurance just my phone. bill the people probably don't think hey. K can do that with her dumb voice do. it say this my an come on Kate do it you. got it do what like I'll be like do you. have insurance. oh my insurance yeah yeah let me find it.

real. quick oh that's your screen. saver no up in the top corner just hold. on sorry that's so embarrassing oh okay. yeah no you're good up in the top corner. it. happens there it is oh yeah oh it says. you do you want to accept cookies. so what is cookies yeah why do they call.

it cookies viruses but why they call it. cookies cuz it's like a whole computer. you know the cookie like how a cookie. looks with chocolate chips in it U all. the chocolate chips are viruses you is. this true yeah I didn't think so okay. wait wait wait why did they call it cuz. every time I go to a website it's like. do you want to accept all. cookies oh they store. data. what oh I don't know why they call that. cookies. but every time it makes me hungry for a. Subway cookie not Subway do you want a.

cookie long cookie yeah oh yo bro. Maverick has some bad sugar addiction. Kate what are you doing what I was. fixing my it ain't no suar girl you got. sugar cookie you got sugar cookies I. don't got no sugar cookie addiction or. sugar addiction more than you do no no. look at oh hold on wa I got to send this. lookie lookie I've got a cookie look at. how bad I'm sugar addiction map has wait. I haven't seen we're we're at Olive.

Garden today he grabs a sugar packet and. just eats it that's what I low keyy with. sweet that's what I'm saying good thank. you it's a good thing we got that in. in why did you do slices huh why did you. do that why did I do that how about how. about you look at this man as we walk. out of Olive Garden robbing the entire. Bowl he took every piece of chocolate. they had yeah I know this all the. chocolate all it as you as you walk out. they had like this Big C cup and I took.

the cup and Di poured the whole thing in. my hand and I set it down and there was. like one left and I went to go grab the. last one cuz you need that one and the. manager walked up but he didn't see all. the other ones in my other hand and I. went to go grab the other one and he. goes trick or treat and I was like yeah. just take them. on don't mind me no what you know like. when like people give out toothbrushes. at zentist yeah yeah people you mean the. about that yeah I mean I you ever pick a. toy out of the toy box. yeah remember handcuffs yeah today I did. I got many capsules and if you put them.

in water they turn into. foam what you're still getting toys from. the dentist girl I got all to you like a. little boy like a little kid why did you. laugh like that she still picks out toys. from go on the floor and push on your. push as as you can and then maybe that. will show you real a toy tractor well no. it was a toy skid steer an excavator. excavator I'm get it no don't a it's not. going to work yeah yeah it will he.

bought a toy excavator because he. thought he would dig a hole in the. yard I don't know you dancing like. this you fool fess up fess up the what. fool fess up whoever did it f up farted. f up. I'm just guessing it was the. professional crop duster yeah this yeah.

that is cool that's literally the. controller didn't work when he got it. guys don't he was so disappointed and. then it broke and he was like I'll give. you. on somebody left it on somebody the only. person who plays with the toy excavator. left it on okay dig into my foot it's. not going to work. now and the controller was left. on did did you play with it some little. boy must have played with it did you. play with it no hey turn it into AT&T on.

your. in use some new batteries okay well oh. wait. maybe dang it okay guys well pretty much. how it worked to be fair the toy never. worked yeah what do you mean I have a. video of it remember when it broke and. he was like I will give you so much. money if you can fix it there's no way. you can fix it and I took it apart and. fixed it okay like 10 minutes y yeah. yeah you want to see something what uh.

he's pulled up the video I want to see. something here's M playing with my. toy my very uncool toy yeah he likes. that huh he likes that toy that girl did. that toy did pull not going to lie toy. had mad game yeah but who are those. girls some country bumpkins knew it what. the what bumkins I know what bumkins are. country bumkins cuz I remember when I. used to go to Tumble at wi kids um we.

would play a song and it was by country. bumkins yeah what are you talking about. what are you talking about yeah like. bumkins Bumpkin what is a bumpkin I. don't know I don't even know if we're. saying it R well what is it some. Atkin when you talk like that you s Le. you have some dip in your mouth maybe I. do that's. disgusting anybody want to tell me what. a pumpkin is vegetables a pumpkin it's a. craft that you do with your baby you put. paint on like a newborn baby's butt like.

orange paint and you put the butt on the. canvas and you draw a little stem and it. looks like a little pumpkin so it's. called The Pumpkin there's no way. there's no way so I'm a somebody want to. make my pumpkin somebody paint my butt. yeah I never got one either someone give. me my pumpkin painting yeah I'm totally. I'm totally making a. pumpkin I'm going to use my insurance. I'm use my hnc insurance to pay for my. bunkin.

why you wearing your hat like that I. never thought about that you look kind. of scary guys Harper's about to turn 15. she's growing up on us yeah she's. driving my I met y when I was 13 is that. so crazy yeah no I mean it was a year. ago that's wild yeah guys wow child. Harper is driving on the streets look. out of the USA she can't see. down yeah you're you're peeking your mic.

out M how about you turn me down you're. peeking your mic out oh don't mute me. Harper is driving so if you live on the. North American continent or the South. American continent because Tech could be. anywhere that's on the North American. continent did you just say or Canada she. did why would I be driving in Canada. well they're just there's so much going. on right now that it's. wrong hey roll the video of Harper. driving. I think we had the her knees are like. touching the dash no I'm going to drive.

after this so that so I want to ride. with you I want to ride with har you. should drive my car I can I can drive so. well I can park so well that's what. everybody says as right before they hey. let's go drive let's go drive at we can. go to AT&T at AT&T insance insurance we. going to go get some new. inro yeah Verizon.

Cricket I really hope you don't have. Cricket well to anybody who has Cricket. watching I'm sorry I don't know it just. the name just doesn't sound right you. have Cricket yes oh my gosh Harper's mom. has Cricket you got Cricket hey. everybody we're going to start a. donation criet wait you have Cricket no. you don't Cricket no way no no way you. have Cricket she got Cricket in show ass. cricket no shot who I've never met a. human with Cricket no.

way yeah let me see let me see oh oh. that looks so ugly on the phone I got. CRI like that doesn't even look right. wait that is just not what I expected. that's so your phone need do you get. make fun of at school for that oh. actually cuz you're going to. now that's like who has an iPhone and. doesn't have doesn't have or who has. Cricket my friend was like my friend was. like oh my gosh Harper like do you have. Verizon or AT&T and I said I got cricket.

and dying laughing you know what's bad. is you probably say that and everyone. thinks you're joking like I've heard. people say cricket is a joke I've never. heard of cricket I mean I've never heard. of somebody having Cricket but ryen I. hear of but that's still pretty low to. me mobile actually now I'm think about. it only AT&T is like cool cool all the. other ones I just feel like black but. maybe that's just because what I have. maybe do other people laugh at AT&T wait. hello guys sorry I was doing work but.

it's don't that looks bad doesn't it. looks so bad it doesn't look good at all. you supposed to give me a sunburn let me. see let me see that doesn't look like a. sunburn that looks like a the rash that. hey you can pass it off as that no I got. a bad rash I have a rash where's your. rash. oh oh let me take a picture of your hand. oh maybe it's because you pee in pools. you know is it true that when you pee in. some pools it turns blue. you would know yeah has it ever happened. to.

you that was a. question no for y'all to. answer so Kate as a professional crop. tuster K do you like uh like do people. pay you to do that um I have been inv. times M has asked questions about crop. Dusty so I I just want to know how I can. get into this I actually have been. invited to like parties to perform and. oh you you just air out the party I. literally just I I get paid to walk. around and fart you know that's all I do.

is I I got hired uh one time a woman. thought she hired like a JoJo sewa actor. to come and I showed up instead and she. was happy she was satisfied still paid. me cash you should get into. that no yeah we're just going to bleep. all those. words oh I guess not talking about it I. don't know why youd bring that up yeah. Kate now we got to bleep all of. it what no nope that's not true now we. got to bleed that too you might even. need to blur her mouth because you're.

going to be able to read her. lips everything's been bleeded I'm sorry. guys you have no clue what we're talking. about right. now we s like can you do the dolphin. noise over it yeah I like that I like. that bleep noise better than just I like. to that's what log y'all don't sound. good it's. like sound like a laugh laughing chip my. yo Harper what are you doing using voice. text on the podcast that's. crazy crazy she was like I'll be I'll be. there after this wait are you making. plans for after this no yes you most.

definitely are are no I'm not I'm. talking about drama. [Music]. Harper Harper No More Drama talk I want. to hear about the drama Harper okay fine. we'll leave it kidding. k at what point are you gonna are you. gonna do the Harlem Shake what what the. our audience probably don't even know. what the Harlem Shake is no haror you. know what the Shake is right the Harlem. Shake you don't know what the Harlem. Shake is no oh go she's so if I said I.

said if I said Do The Harlem Shake you. nothing to you you wouldn't know what to. do no you don't know what the Harlem. Shake is do you know what planking is. how old are you wait do you know what. the mannequin challenge is yes yes yeah. okay do you know what the planking is. the plank planking where you go in the. that was just stupid I hated that thing. planking challenge like where people. just planked everywhere but people. didn't know what to do with Instagram so. so PL the mannequin challenge you don't.

know what PL is the were like the same. year I know the pause challenge yeah I. would hope so that was like. ago she looks like a man she just. blinked you're supposed to pause oh all. of. us. UNP. PA UNP no so any no I do it if the song. comes on. in the. city.

UNP mute oh man I have so much control. pause pause pause pause no I already. paused you before you PA it was Uno. reverse pause back yeah I'm pause I'm. pause PA and fell for it I can't even. know where the Harem Shake is or. planking what's another one t- posing. what um did you just. saying what the hecking grandpa I'm. tired been around for like 10 years out. what is te- posing are you kidding me. Alex t- posing has been around since I.

was a child M what is that when. Instagram came out T posing was huge. okay this guy's trying to say it came. out last year which is I'll repeat. myself again what is it it's like. planking but you make a tea you just. stand on your feet and you make a tea. that's called being a tree no no cash. was the and that's why I was the tree in. a school play and that's what that's. what they made me do is this I was I was. the tree you see you were te posing you. started you were probably an important P. the original.

Creator people are like we want to be. like I went to Colorado and my lips were. so chapped like how was that it was fun. Harper always throws out her vacation so. casually I went to Costa Rica and I saw. a dog bro and I ate a dog wait um so how. was Colorado though Harper was it fun it. was so much fun but let me show you let. me show you my um lips they were so bad. at hurt hey I feel you after skiing one. year my jacket see I have a problem my. Adam's Apple some people don't like see. how I have I have a large Adams Apple. you know it's just there sticks out my.

coat what do you mean whatever oh my. gosh my lips got so B you don't even. care and no one cares. whatever whatever wait whatever no one. cares actual I have those are my lips I. have they they're no that's definitely a. picture of cash oh man they were almost. like cashes I have a real oh I was. shaving my arms and I cut my elbows in. the same place what you look so funny. let me see let me see you look so let me.

see let me see it's so bad gosh it's. having such Pho right now let me see let. me see let me see it looks so wrong but. it looks so funny okay yeah let me see. what. the AL still there bro still there they. look I looked at it the. fny still. there look guys look. I lose it I'm be out of the pool.

what s that to Alex s that to Alex okay. Alex you're gonna die. laughing that photo is so fun I should. imagine like our friends bro you know. I'm talking about our cousin oh my gosh. her cousin if he had the other one like. that everything. was all right all right. what do you mean you ate a dog you got a. what wait no I had a real question I had.

a real question that needs to be talked. about I also have a real question mine's. quicker so let me go what do you mean. you ate a dog um they fed it to us in. Costa she's lying cash why are you ENT I. thought she went to Panda Express for a. second all right oh and then I got pink. eye on no I have a serious topic that. needs to be talked about well we're. going to listen because Kate's finally. bringing up a topic Harper better be a. good one Harper has. um some a fellow friend on Tik Tok a.

certain friend named one named madx. Batson and we would like to know what's. going on there or as in we me what's. going on with you and Maddox what's. going on with Maddox Bon and Har. zmer nothing but the truth it is the two. couples from capital from the capital. that everyone herself answer the. question. Cesar um the St cross lovers that. everyone is talking about yeah what's.

what's going on with you and Maddox huh. you like him you got boyfriend you like. him we is it. real she's freezing up UNP that's what. she's GNA do when she meets madx in. person she's just going to freeze yeah. no I don't like him what do you mean mom. what as a friend I like him. duh as a friend as a friend well just so. you know all relationship start out as a. friend what I said that's what I said. about Kate when people used to ask me. now we're married Cas used to say never.

I would never date her look at her I'm. not dating her no I don't know about all. that that was that was ad wait so so do. you guys like text or Snapchat ever. let's find out what's your password give. it you don't you don't under you don't. want to know what my password is is it. Maddox I'm gonna lock you out if you. don't tell me it's m a. o you hear that madx wait what's your. password you are a password o x that is. not your name your password is madx yes. no it's not what a Freak no it's not. never even met the kid Harper how often.

do you'all. talk um I mean yesterday we talked a lot. cuz he reposted a video about me and. made a duet to it don't act like that. was all him you started that yeah you. did that first you started that we saw. that Harper made a song scene to his s. she commented on one of his Tik toks she. was like why he kind of dot dot dot that. was before that was before I thought. anything was going to happen and all the. girls in my school was like were like. were like Harare you go I was like okay. whatever and then I didn't know she's. trying to play cool Harper unlock your. phone respect let me do it let me do it.

let me do it let me do it you you go. show us your text with. him I want to know what what har like. possibly talk about he actually sna me. oh my God wait let me snap him back okay. wait let me snap him let me snap him no. let me snap him we'll snap him. together K stop trying to steal his her. bson we are we are filming a podcast. episode and we we really we're talking. about right now we are and um yes and.

Harper she wanted me to gave you this. message she's in love with you what. don't send that okay no no no don't send. that we're not don't don't play with his. feelings don't don't do that yeah yeah. you're right we can't mess with her all. right retake it retake it okay it's on. you cash Harper has the biggest crush on. you biggest crush she gets she blushes. every time she talks you're starting. stuff that you should not be starting. does the little guy blushing right now. Yes actually I have blush on not I have.

blush on okay retake it retake it oh my. gosh. okay Harper likes you. no s that s that don't don't send that. okay m m has a good uh what's m is a. very levelheaded man onas his is gonna. go like herper like shoot and then and. then W say no he's gonna okay cash send. a message without being messing with the. kid okay fine fine here I'll send him a. message all right what's up madx backton. Harper totally does not like.

you what stop bro you're messing with. his feelings wait no catch tell him tell. him M I feel like I'm been close to home. with you did something happen no it's. just like m i don't play like that dude. that's totally too many hearts if we're. going to send him a video. you tell his manager to answer us back. so we can get him on the podcast yeah. for real he keeps ghosting me uh wait. why are you this is the one time restart. this is the one time you can message him. this is taking forever wait what am I.

supposed to say if I can't say anything. about har say something in Spanish all. right fine H uh Matt thinks you're cute. hey. [Music]. bud that's so funny you can't send that. you can't send that oh that's I was not.

supposed to send that she sent it she. send it it he he's never coming on the. podcast oh my God he's never coming on. the podcast now so he's blocking you. yeah so so we're all blocked did you. actually s did I can send another one. saying I'm sorry oh she did she. delivered did should I tell open unet. you can no you can't oh I can go through. their chat now yeah go ahead go ahead oh. it's just all opened and unopened things.

did I save. anything uh just a selfie oh yeah Hey. listen brother listen brother what does. that mean listen brother Tuesday what. does it mean Tuesday Tuesday thinks. you're cute hey bud I saved it to Harper. memories that's my new favorite video of. the world hey. bud am I supposed to say if I can't say. anything about say something in Spanish. all right fine. uh matks you're.

cute wait text that text that I send it. to Alex put up on the screen oh my God. man oh man two times what does that mean. what when you talk like that man that. was just me talking that was just. talking you mean this one hey brother. thisen brother what does that mean I've. got so much money I'm too green listen. brother Wednesday Tuesday Tuesday always. Tuesday. never another day it's Sunday but. today's Tuesday cuz you didn't watch.

film you didn't watch the film Tuesday. Tuesday I don't think he says Tuesday. that much he says Tuesday all the time. it's a kid on Tik Tok his name is. sketch sketch he's my favorite sketch is. my favorite Tik tocker of all time well. now I need to see this sketch person. he's so funny family friendly here. family friendly ready ready ready. [Laughter]. what hey you do look like weirdo dude. you do look kind of freaky especially. with his hat I'm like blink if you want.

me yeah if he reads M's hat that's even. worse look look. look I can't that has to be a. meme so funny hey bu hey M that's so. funny well I got a great question do you. I do. actually if you guys had to choose okay. you would H what yes I didn't ask the. question oh.

no good answer. thanks hey. [Music]. bud bud. hats give him one so funny yeah if he. comes on the pp we got to give him a hey. but I can't that we'll have to move MTH. for that episode he'll just sit over. here oh I got a Snapchat I've never. gotten a Snapchat from this person what. who's it from Maddox nope I didn't even. know I have this person on Snapchat shut. who is it it can't say carine can't say. yet y'all know who it.

is so you're already moving on to the. next girl I see is it so and. so what her do so and so her dog's head. was stuck in a frisbe he's running. around wait let me see let me see let me. see he can't get it. off his head stuck through the Frisbee. that poor dog W bro wait who's so and so. what if you you like to know who so and. so is guys M got a girlfriend listen. when you get to find out who so and so. is and who Kyle is you're gonna be yeah.

guys dude Kyle makes me mad he's not. coming on no Kyle will be here today I. can't stand Kyle you can't so freaking. annoying special guest next episode Kyle. why wait wait wait wait wait why don't. you like Kyle that man has half a brain. cell and it's dancing around up there. okay it's not working it's just. dancing oh guys some might would say he. doesn't even have one yep I wouldn't. even consider it one some might say he.

reminds them of you to be compared to. that fool is quite offensive honestly. some might would say y'all favor each. other in. looks that's crazy okay does Kate looks. nothing like Kyle yeah really I see a. resemblance no Kyle is so what if you. guys want to know who Kyle is you can. either a go to the Bros pod go subscribe. to the LOL Bros podcast or you can be. watch the episode that we post after. this I know who Kyle is that's not Kyle.

it says in the cap Kyle is a dude you do. know who Kyle isop you know who Kyle is. stop she's been cheating don't expose. who Kyle is. fine fine I won't I won't I will not. expose because I have 18 Insurance who. farted you you did I don't know if she. ironically said that with the H on her. head or if she meant iton no I say who. farted that's so gross most likely me. but it wasn't me. most you didn't let one just leak out no. I did not well if it wasn't you I'm.

going with the. professional well listen to my back pop. ready your back every time you say your. back never pops listen I'm not going to. listen to your back pop what I am going. to do is listen to The Next Episode yes. brother we're going to listen to the. next episode right now so click the next. episode bye. n. [Music].