I Built A SECRET Room!

kidy don't throw that thing into the. wall K. oh we have a hidden. room I could be one of those flag T. rollers in high school dude you would be. great at. that y oh my that would have been so it. oh no I think she's hurt oh I want to be. done right. [Music]. now um welcome back to the podcast guys. today is one of my favorite episodes. probably ever so if you guys are here.

you're in for a treat this how do you. know this your favorite episode ever. how's it even started ma oh because we. got some stuff we about to talk about. today who can do the highest jump like. you know how wait wait I haven't done. this in a while no oh my gosh every time. repercussions you mean Reco actually. disgusting cash The Recoil went. crazy you see The Recoil on that does. nobody else getet about. it no oh hey do you get upset about it.

or you're just like oh it's like she. doesn't even care anymore at this point. I like I genuinely have like this twinge. inside me and it just makes me angry I. mean you can hit him if you need to whoa. whoa whoa slap him you know what funny. apparently cash results to violence. whenever he's angry if you want just. like kill him oh wait hey I came to this. thought the other day M and I said it to. M and M was like oh that is so true so. now I'm going to share it with you so. the next time cash gets on to you you. can say this this yes so whenever she.

yells at Maverick cash is like you. should not resort to yelling at M People. whenever you're angry you need to be. calm and like you need talk to people. and just be normal right well Cash when. he gets angry he hurts people apparently. we're still we're still talking about. that it is a good point you've never. laid a hand on well you would not like. that though I've never I've never. touched you oh my go me hold on to G. context me and my friend got an argument. and and me and him were in a bad.

argument and I and I slapped him and. that's crazy it was different though it. was like years of tension but we're it. was like you guys ever seen the get my. wife's name out your mouth it was like. that kind of it was like that and then. cash just. W but we we're still friends we've been. friends for years we still friends and. that's the only reason I slapped him is. because we're such good friends we're. like brother believe it or not he did. not apologize me he said that kid.

deserved it no listen listen no has the. kid been on our I did I did Apologize. too that's that's true he did Apologize. later really yeah yeah the kid the kid. paid him $300 to apologize a kid no no. not a kid I say kid he's not a kid but. no I only St him because we're very. close and he is practically like a. brother to me so silence is never the. answer cash was in the wrong here that's. what's important and he made a mistake. okay a mistake that he can probably come. back from okay definitely not there's a.

chance either way if you know from here. on out you just straighten up otherwise. you'll end up in prison because he could. still I'm going to try. toally chares Little Words as possible. this podcast yeah Kate did not want to. film she's not happy no I'm wi like. happy happy dog we should have done that. Tik to why aren't you happy happy dog. I'm not it's not that I'm not happy. happy dog we should done. that get your do it B it don't B yes it.

does oh my gosh have yall seen that one. thing where that guy like eats a chip in. front of this girl's face and she's like. Christ on a bike dude what like cheese. and crackers no she said Christ on a. bike and then this one mom was. like who I'll just be quiet I just I'll. just Kate why aren't you happy I'm not. unhappy I just like I feel really bad. right now just like what did you get. your Chipotle no I'm just waiting until. after oh that's why once Ka CH Chipotle.

she'll be all happy again she'll be like. elf from the movie Elf I'm just like I. don't know my body is like not working. right do you just need a snack wait give. us your most energy you can right now I. need like three I want max level energy. give me everything you got I I need I. need a meal for a family of five in. front of me and I'll be okay wa that's a. big meal for a big old girl I'm nothing. was better than the Christmas episode. though when when not when Santa Claus. got. you or yeah out of pocket yeah Santa.

Claus on our Christmas episode last year. um got us all ornaments and got Kate a. pig ornament and then all our stockings. were like this big everybody stocking. was about them everything in it was. about them we got Santa thought it'd be. a cute idea to bring us all an ornament. that like represented us so Maverick got. a ballerina cuz he he was dancing all. the time Harper got an elf cuz she was. you know short small cash got Bigfoot. cuz you know he's big and smelly which I. still don't get I got Bigfoot and then.

um I got a pig oink oink. oink but but you know. what Christmas is coming Christmas Mar. is defrosting as we speak and Santa will. be back and I will get him back okay can. can you just you still didn't explain. why you aren't. happy unless. unless are you at Co or something we can. give oh my goodness nobody wants to hear.

that oh my gosh it's the anger that. Wells up in me every time funny if I. like did it once like cuz I'm a girl and. stuff like he does that every time all. the time every day and I like to put on. record I see people in the comments like. that fart is so edited no it's not it's. not I wish it was like we all wish it. was but it's not um but okay y'all say. it's edited y'all come to the live shows. I promise you the live show it's going. to happen yeah when we go when we're on. tour when we're on tour anytime I get a. fart I will fart in the microphone I.

would like to say something two seconds. ago remember I was talking about the. Revenge I'm getting on Santa this year. mhm on the topic of Christmas we are. going on tour in 2025 so this is true if. you guys want a good Christmas present. top of your list to meet put put us at. the top of your Christmas list and maybe. you'll get to come see us on tour maybe. we will be coming to a city near you I. think the we might even show up under. your Christmas tree well we can't. promise that cuz we probably would get. like arrested for Chas show up under.

your Christmas tree okay yep just email. just. email email Santa Claus no bleep that. really bleep that okay now we got to. bleep that why really yes no we have to. bleep that that h i i i i i don't. Resort I don't resort to bleeping ever. but that needs bleeped why because. please do it Alex it'll make it'll make. our lives more more hard no no no don't. even say anything don't say have you. heard about that P Diddy stuff oh I.

heard about that P Diddy stuff what did. you hear and keep it appropriate for. this I mean like I heard about like baby. oil and stuff like that like P didy. ordered like1 th000 P baby oil like that. yeah okay that's enough P didy because. no more P did was trying to open up a. CCO in his house like a think oil and. stuff I was like what he's doing a. little side Hustle No More plus our. audience doesn't even know who P Diddy. is I don't know talk I don't even know. what he did yes I never knew who didd he. was until and I still don't know what he. did or what he is or anything about him.

besides that he had baby that's all I. know yeah. like wait that's him. [Music]. what he may not SE that song I don't. know he that song it sounds like a song. a diddy guy would sing but I I wait I. think that's Usher that's Usher Usher us. yeah there's two people on it it's also. oh it's that other guy that's like okay. oh yeah that guy is dude I would imagine. him in the in the mic that day in the.

studio they're just like yeah yeah he's. like okay Lil John ludicrous and I'll. Lis Lis it's the worldwide n take a new. on to that's pit hey okay yeah but K you. still never answered why you aren't. happy because y'all literally have not. even given me two seconds to talk what. the okay we'll give you two it's not. that I'm unhappy should I asked for more. yeah you're over time's up you asked for. such little time maybe you'll get.

okay no we'll give you more let's oh. sorry sorry this in like a debate format. H let's give her some time let's give. her some time no I'm not unhappy I think. everyone's going to assume I'm like in a. bad mood and I'm not in a bad mood my. body just feels like so bad right now. like understand I don't know I feel. like I don't know like last night I feel. even worse to be honest yeah now stop. trying to steal her Thunder last night. feel very bad you all should have seen. how much food I ate yesterday at dinner. and I literally left the restaurant and. I told cash why am I still hungry right.

now she ordered two meals I did she's a. two she's a two meal type of girl two. typ of girl today I ordered a she's. usually one pack I ordered 10 chicken. wings um bone in with lemon pepper. chicken wings lemon. peppen macaroni CH. my wait I got a solo I got a solo ready. ready chicken oh my God oh my God he's. GNA poop his pants on the podcast one. day he is going to all right also that.

that'll be the last one but y'all can't. blame me either I'm sitting on a. freaking pumpkin what do you mean we. can't obviously I'm a to do with this. what pumpkins don't make you pumpkin. butt yo what's up everybody with the. holidays creeping up faster than your. aunt's fruit cake recipe I've got. something way better to share with you. if you want to look sharp for all those. festive Gatherings and maybe finally win. best groomed at the family dinner award. check out manscape the latest. Masterpiece the chairman pro package. trust me it's like Rudolph on your face.

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established that Kate is unhappy because. she's not because she doesn't because. she doesn't feel like it so if anybody's. wondering why she's not happy today no I. just no I can't even explain what my. body is feeling right now I'm sure it. must be hard I mean yeah I mean it must. be really hard can we do a remix of. chicken wing can we do like a remix of. chicken wing like chicken I don't think. Kate I don't think Kate's in the mood I. think can stop making this about me I'm. just here it starts like let me be just. like a casual.

maoni. [Music]. homies homies y that was a hard remix if. you ask me har did you hear Cash's voice. yeah I think I did a pretty good remix. Alex I don't think you did KZ cash or. Alex the headset off well I don't know.

why I the headset off because that song. was hard starts it starts off just like. normal yeah yeah let's sing it again. then people can make an edit of the. podcast with this song behind it ready. wait okay ready but watch you got to. start normal M we we add in after ready. I say the whole verse and then it goes. after the right chicken wing chicken. wing no no no you don't start kind of. have to though okay fine fine chicken. wing chicken wing hot dog and baloney. chicken and macaroni chilling with my. homies Chicken Ring Chicken Ring.

chicken. ma with. myom. Ma I don't like that cash was singing it. like that was hard he was. like like you're like doing the H. motions you're like your is actually. kind of. aaz like you're cooking in the studio be. more like Na's wife she Hypes us up yeah. a little more support.

name k Kate over there with his phal I. don't like how Cas thought he was cold. yeah you see him that he was. cool not cool he thought he was cool you. are not him I'm sorry honey you looked. like super like you look like a rapper. doing I also can see. sarcasm dude I'm I can't I'm ordering. Chipotle right now what the I have to it. has to be done and I told you she acted.

like her body just doesn't feel good and. she's in a mood no it's just because she. has an otle no I it's I actually hadot. Chipotle do you think I want to eat. Chipotle for the 22nd day in a row order. Chipotle well is that supposed to be a. joke no I I'm not even joking actually. let's think about it I've had can you. tell a joke I'd rather you do that wait. we're having steak tonight K you can. have that I can't wait for it to be. cooked I can't I can't I'm sorry I can't. but I'm also I have to take Harper home. after this so should I just pick it up. after I pick take her I could be one of. those flag T rollers in high school dude.

you would be great at. that yeah oh oh my but you caught it see. with the interference it's in my DNA it. is. wow that's part of you look hard right. now you look wait my grandma was a Paton. twirler and she taught me a trick really. really mhm teach cash who cash oh my. goodness oh my look at what he made that. dinosaur do he is I feel he's more of. like the guy outside the car wash with a. sign no don't let her talk trash than.

you like that nice you're like the guys. with the little rifle The ROC. guys yep oh my that would have been so. good if you it oh no oh no her all good. Slaughters is. coming you okay no I'm so. hungry is it. working Ki you got to stand on the. platform why is she looking at us not. the. cameras can't talk to me real life. that's oh looks amazing it looks more.

cool was it supposed to be a joke what. are you no no no. no my other foot is she crying she. crying K cry she tried to snap Gerald's. neck in half wait are we supposed to. laugh right. now are you okay why would you try to. stn Gerald's neck and half I think she's. hurt wait wait stop everybody cue the. sad music cue the sad music oh no oh no.

are you okay it's okay it's not you it's. not. you I just like sorry I'm too funny. you're too funny too. funny she said it's not. you are you all right make you feel. better yes I feel much better oh my. gosh hey you want to spit it's pretty. fun yeah I I'll spit.

right there Maverick this is not the. time you got range on that one that one. is getting all over me so they're. obviously having an emotional moment. while we we're having a little bit of a. spitting contest range but you guys. continue with your emotional. moment your. turn. hey. chill oh oh I want to be done right.

now Maverick stop you're getting the. camera L yeah we'll just stop oh we got. all the way to the camera yeah we'll. just okay I'm fine that was nice I'm. fine my fine oh my KY oh my oh sorry. guys he's consoling his wife okay. everybody just watch I'm good I'm fine. watching me a good husband for once wait. you can do it he's trying to make an. edit on. himself am I am I looking good in the. edit right.

looking good in the edit wait why are. you crying though for real I can help. you I've done this before I've made I. had a good edit of me kiss her on the. forehead oh babe since you're crying I'm. going to need you to look at the camera. yep look at the camera so they know. you're crying yeah now you kiss her yeah. that was good everything's going to be. okay oh what's wrong no it's fine I. don't know. everything I'm fine I promise I don't. know I don't even know why I'm crying. you need to massage your knees now.

trust me no just don't answer it I'll. call him back later you need to rub the. kneecap my kneecap Slaughter wait k why. are you actually. crying it's fun ain't it no I'm fine. Gerald is kind of fun Gerald. I kiny you should really go through that. wall oh my go try to hit the wall can I. actually you can hit the wall I mean. there's already a hole in it. oh that was a solid hit do it again okay.

that was kind of. crazy oh. oh are you okay are you okay wait they. got cut H you're bleeding you okay no. it's not bleeding my ring is just so. shocking oh my God. scared lower lower lower. what what do you mean lower the holes.

right here you yeah you got to make a. new. hole just hit it with your foot be like. oh this is bad oh no oh no oh oh. Lordy can I do it again. yeah oh okay wait. oh oh no wait the electrical socket oh. she broke the plug the socket broke get. out of here kidy oh my gosh look at J oh. my.

goodness yo Gerald grew a horn on his. nose oh no Geral Gerald look like he got. curbed. off. no oh. no going to be okay. buddy sh something what are you doing.

get that fart mic. away. oh. oh oh my gosh oh my. gosh there's a room in here wait what. what wait that was actually kind of fun. I should do that more of what's going on. where's his head at oh wait there's like. smoke everywhere did you get. that oh my gosh we have a hidden room.

there's a hidden room in there there's. no way we officially have a secret room. in our house how big is it we go wait I. want to look I want to look too hold on. I'm going what oh my God oh my gosh we. can actually go in here I'm going have. to Fe hold me Harper come here hold me. on this side okay hold on let me go to. this side okay all right hold me ready. yeah we got you oh what have I done. ready we got you wait my other foot's. got to go guys get your other foot up.

there come on put it in the's not strong. enough your Harper's not. strong yes I am I'm just going to do. math okay put your foot in you got me. buddy I got you buddy all. right crawl through his there you go his. hips can't fit through oh Shakira. Shakira Shakira. Shakira your hips hips don't lie my Hips. Don't Lie man oh my. oh it hurts it.

hurts wait cash that. [Laughter]. means cash you're fatter than a. pumpkin oh my gosh it's the pumpkin okay. we have to make the hole bigger this is. not working. wait just slam the pumpkin through it.

again get it. PA why is that painting not fell I don't. know what's in your listen leave it to. the. professional Qui. pumpin. Cas. cash cash you need stuff to clear out. your your eyes.

[Laughter]. no you missed his eyes here I'll get him. no no oh you're spitting all over the. mic I'm sorry you. can't get the pumpkin the wall is really. moving dude I say you leave the pumpkin. there at this. point I don't know if we're getting it. out. wa look little RS oh my go Snapchat like.

I mean it is part of the wall that thing. dude that looks real that's a cool. decoration man yo should we just have a. drywall guy come and just drywall it. into the house if you call a drywall guy. over he's going to be like what the. freaken what did you do like hey man so. uh can you fix. this oh my gosh I need to get back here. whoa you can fit through that whoa I.

didn't take my snap you can fit through. that now my. snap hand me that hammer no you can fit. I needed a little bit bigger mouth I got. a big booty dude yo no you fit through. there all day yeah can we just make you. fit through there yeah okay you guys. just want to shove me in yeah I think. head first this time okay head first. head first okay we need a camera angle. in the other room to get. him uh we you have the security camera. in there if you want to turn the.

security camera on what room the. security camera that looks into that. room oh yeah we just discovered this. room go through it cash. obviously obviously we okay we good yeah. okay we just discovered this room go. through the room I'm ready all right. here we go wait go butt first and like. fold like a suitcase oh my that's a good. strap oh my okay here you go oh I'm.

sideways Harper hold him lift him up. Harper you're going to have to help you. here stand on the ground oh here wait. step over the cord there you. go all right are you okay Kate yeah this. is just crazy okay you go but first I. think but first is a little. crazy where did our cameraman go manat. first here we go feet first feet first. fine ready yeah all right Feet First.

Cash feet no butt first butt first. doesn't work butt first works that. doesn't work. it first let's try okay. ready oh gosh his his butt was too. big come on cash come on how do it feel. to have a butt bigger than a pumpkin. cash okay M it's not going to work leave. me be no leave me be leave me be come. here me. me leave me you're almost through no I'm.

not at all push just let push hard one. two three we got to restart now no. you're good let go no I got to push no. let go okay oh my gosh all right feet. first okay feet first here we go ready. he's got wall all over his butt all. right here we go guys going through the. wall you're. good oh my hips oh.

my come on let go. [Laughter]. [Music]. oh he's in he's. in oh my gosh what the what the. shma there's plastic everywh.

yes wait what just happened she said do. you have what just happened Harper. itself Tan on and cash just wiped it off. back there oh hey. cash no no please. go oh and to a car. oh huh this is a cool secret room that.

looks pretty cool in there yall got SP. all over my mic there's so much stuff in. here y'all wouldn't believe it dude just. built a secret room this is like a. Target in here ask me for anything my. mic. broke mic is broken just came right off. the stand guys He Is We just built a. secret room on the podcast okay hey hey. this is oh yeah think so the mic now I. would like to take full credit for this. I discovered KY has made a discovery.

wait hold on I almost got my mic kenie. has made a new discovery wait what. happened to Harper oh she got taken by. wall she's down she's down aisle four. listen it's literally like a Target in. here what do you guys want name anything. uh Chipotle oh what no okay anything a. Target I said I said a Target you got. milk in there harber we need milk I'll. get it okay serious har said all right. I'll get it we're getting milk okay.

don't you worry about that also in the. meantime I'm going to see if this walls. repairable how are you going to. repair that looks pretty good dude I. thought we were going to have to hire a. guy but look at you does it look like. new looks pretty good man okay good can. you make it stick uh let me see oh. you're hitting your mic wait a repair. guy is going to have to take the whole. wall down he's not going no he can patch. it he cannot patch that yes you I think. I think you can no I literally that's.

yeah you can kind of CRA look good that. looks great oh well you're getting. drywall in my lungs this is why you. don't build secret rooms mid podcast. yeah here we go what. the from I told you this room has. everything okay what the name something. else what do you want uh can you bring. us a tampon what the there's no way that. room has a t do you need a tampon no I'm. just like trying to think of something. that room doesn't have okay uh yes we.

will get that uh do you have dogs ride. up um are there dogs in the Target dogs. uh yes there is also a dog I will get. the dog what in the better not shove dog. a feminine product a. feminine I can't say the word what kind. of feminine product was it no I I think. we understand well can you please tell. us what kind I take back the dog I I. take it back no no no I'll get you a dog.

no we don't want a dog this is a dog. free podcast today we didn't hey look at. that he patched it all up guys it's like. magic our podcast set is literally been. destroyed we have a new TV oh they're. back did I hear you needed a. tampon I have it okay oh let's go thanks. Target Harper oh thank you oh is it the. small one or what.

do I need to get a different flavor I. mean size I would like yeah you got. regular we needed we needed super plus. plus okay um I'll just go look for that. in the back sweetie just just hand it. can't okay be back. listen I you guys may be thinking oh. they're destroying their set because. they're getting a new one oh my goodness. he got the door don't do that to Stella. she's so scared. hello dog yes yes don't.

worry hey dog don't push her through. dude got a dog from taret what is this. Petco in. there come here bab oh oh the dog just. got birthed from the wall there's a dog. coming out of the. wall. Stella Stella come here I told you. everything you here man sit. down sit sit can you sit sit the poor. girl all right lay down lay down just. got a bath lay down lay down you got. drywall all over you her ear sit sit lay.

down down listen Stella I know you're. happy to be here I got the tampons oh no. thanks it's a super plus plus oh thank. you you're. welcome B okay what else should we ask. them for. uh you haven't asked for anything I did. I got my milk uh oh my gosh so we got a. milk tampon and dog Alex would you like. anything. some.

water Bas of you Alex no no water we. need something more than water I want. something that's hard for you guys to. get get through the wall yeah something. big I would. like can you bring us I'd like a chair a. chair yeah what type of chair any type. of chair man just a chair go get the. chair stool like a kitchen stool no. that's kind of small I'd like a real. chair a big I want to get it through the. hole. what chair any type of chair any type.

all right yeah I'll go get you any type. of chair hey hey before you leave yeah. how much you can paay. there. um 20 Robux an hour oh 20 Robux that's. not bad I mean that's that's better. payment than I'm getting for this right. now so I got got you a chair you got a. chair oh gosh oh oh gosh uh I'm not sure. that one's going to.

fit this is not. real you said any type right yeah any. type okay we'll just oh God we'll give. you another one this is not happening oh. that's my type that's my. typ Stella is so confused she said what. what just came out of the. wall okay okay all right we're going to. come out now okay come on back out. we're gonna need some help okay okay.

Stella go go. Stella help Stella's having Stella over. here come here go go home go home she's. like no don't send me home you just put. me you just put me through a hole in the. wall and you're trying to send me home. now she's good she's good you're fine. we're. okay yeah we're so good you all right. got her welcome back you got drywall in. your hair. oh everywhere this one's a little bigger. okay this one might not this one might. not come through as easy okay still go.

it's going to hurt something man I got. it no oh. my guys cash came through in the. funkiest way possible no no no this. feels weird it does feel weird what's. wrong. man you me help your leg oh he's like. doing the splits one leg is out my leg. up. high why is he s he's giving birth yeah. that was yourit bro bro's in the splits.

he's got one leg in one leg out okay. where's my phone M I can't do the splits. any further okay so so what I don't know. okay no I think I can come out like this. ready one no not one no one say anything. about one one leg I'm worried about your. Shakira rear end here I one leg out. Shakira Shakira all right I got it I got. it just let go my leg let go my leg. there we go.

whoa okay all right all right we're back. you should put the pumpkin in there to. just seal it off yeah just to seal it. here is our official secret room and you. can't tell it's there because there's a. pumpkin wait I got something better than. the pumpin what going to bad. yeah see it's a. secret looks real spooky ain't nobody. know what's back there yeah. the pumpkin is cracked in half.

no there we go all right be honest can. you guys tell where our secret room is. be honest at home I don't see anything. me neither I'm really glad we found this. secret room though so I can like hide. from all the bad. guys yeah it's not going to work no it's. hidden pretty well you can kind of stand. there too yeah I think we hit it pretty. well I don't see it I don't see it. actually hey good thing we got a. chair yeah cuz you just used your chair. to patch the hole in the wall see I was.

thinking ahead man when I asked for that. chair yeah you knew it was up oh I knew. man oh yeah put that up there. too make the hole bigger so we can put a. gallon of milk in there too cash it's. going to go everywhere I got. got okay okay oh my gosh hey that looks. pretty good this is not real oh okay. would you like switch back or no we're. good we we just yeah you can move. whatever you want are we going to like. tear down on this wall or what are we. yeah so what's the plan moving forward.

me yeah I don't know I really like our. new secret room me too I really like. Gerald's stick is in his. nose yeah poor Gerald man Gerald kind of. looks like my dog. Lucy y can we pop pl we got to do a side. by side. pug pop. up pop up a picture of Lucy and then. this yeah you guys see the resemblance. that thing's crazy it is Lucy it is.

Lucy's face is built like that poor girl. wow I've been. wanting a secret room a secret room for. so long for forever so long I've wanted. a secret room and we like ruined our. Outlet doing it like look it even has a. door. handle see yeah you just open the door. whenever you want in and you got to make. sure you have at least two people by. your side to help you get through the. door what happens when the milk spoils. and our door uh don't worry about it. don't worry about it I think the pumpkin. goes bad too oh oh my gosh just I cannot.

believe wait this is such a good. seasonal decoration like it's a pumpkin. for fall we can put like what's a big. round thing for Christmas A Reef. ornament yeah we could put a giant. ornament there what if we just put a. reef and then for spring and summer we. can have like a watermelon Easter egg a. giant Easter egg and then a watermelon. it's Great's no other podcast in the. world that this happens on zero when do. they build a secret room on a podcast oh. speaking of that let's check our ra. everyone just does YouTube videos where.

they find secret rooms yeah that's. that's a good idea Harper let's see what. we're rated right now let me let me look. it up actually cuz better well while. Harper looks it up guys we're trying to. become the number one podcast okay it's. okay we're coming back up we're number. 10 okay we're number 10 number 10 on on. on on Comedy what do you all think we. are number five we were number five but. now we are number four seven four. oh we on a mission to become the number. one biggest podcast in the world/.

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Trisha Kenzie Sydney there's a lot of. Sydney Sydney Rachel if we say your name. you must go Bailey John Mike Adam Paul. Sarah uh Theodore Brooke Hannah. Trinity uh Elizabeth Elizabeth there's a. lot of Elizabeth Britney J cash M clany. Michael Zack K Anna Slaughter ree Harper. bronwin oh wait James Scott Cindy Elden.

there's probably no Elden. Jose uh Michael I just said Michael ELO. did you say Anna I say okay okay that's. it if your name wasn't called I'm sorry. no anac don't forget about Zach oh wait. what about like um that's go Brook. Brook guys we've been doing this for. okay anybody with those names make sure. you go boost us yeah go follow us on. Spotify please oh what about what about. saffron oh that was that was a good one.

some of the weird or the Ashley shout. out to Kenzie because you know ashin. Kenzie discovered our secret room thank. you I appreciate that behind me the. whole time yeah what we right behind you. man who wouldn't know I'm getting. drywall drywall in my eyeball did you. know that rhymed she's like a rapper. wait should we play that game again wait. Matt what were you going to say I just. was going to say something for the int. maybe you know like a cash there's a.

secret room right behind you no way I. hope that gets put in the. intro oh man I wish you guys had. everybody say one clip for the intro a. clip for the intro I already got my clip. I had my little like crying session two. second break now there is definitely not. a secret room on the other side of that. pumpkin ready ready you're going to. break down the whole house what are you. doing kiny don't throw that thing into. the wall I have to do do it for. everybody oh the screen went black and.

she said it there oh wait no I got a. good. intro that's it everyone is going to. jump. Okay jump into what I don't think any of. our things may be in trouble no probably. not we we we we we we we we well guys. want to talk about pharmaceutical drugs. no dude I'm down how about normal drugs. okay not Pharmaceutical. man I feel like we took helium gas or. something before this we're all laughing.

so much no it's that 2% milk no it's the. fact that we're all kind of out of it. and oh I'm out of it dude I've been at. school all day and I'm just ready to go. party yeah you trying to go find out. what would you. sayar what. saying this entire episode feels a fever. dream if you guys understood what we. said comment it below if you guys don't.

want to lose any more brain cells you. should probably click laugh now all. right bye no. what she thought that was the end of the. episode no we have so much more to talk. about oh come on I want to go home. no so much more to talk about no you. will sitay here until we're done you are. tearing this family apart you're. tearing have you ever looked into child. labor laws harp. no yeah don't please don't do that I'm.

just checking Kate's taking my phone to. check the time cuz she wants to leave. the episode I've got that's so funny. stop spitting seriously stop spitting. man' this is water particles in the air. this is not a water park it's kind of. crazy. oh I'm going to gag what it's kind of. crazy that you're like not even spitting. water though like it's Sprite like I got. sticky stuff all over my microphone and. what does it look like in the air like.

you're spitting water what does it look. like some say you can see a rainbow if. you look hard enough what does it look. like though it looks like Maverick Baker. is spitting spr all the little particles. with you're in the air what does that. look like snow no it looks like you fit. Sprite dust no not dust there's another. water no when all the little water. particles are just floating through the. air kind water parles no no not bubbles. not water particles water particles in. the missed speaking of which I think I. missed it last time oh my God. I see it now you're getting it on the.

camera lens that wasn't funny no I think. I missed it m that's not funny anymore. M oh Kenzie you're in the spinning. [Laughter]. range Kenzie in the spinning range all. right bye guys no goodness we have a. whole another story we got to tell I'm. so sorry I did not know do you guys not. know about the other story we're telling. no oh we have a story we have a St uh oh. we're telling ghost stories Kenzie Story. Time and in this episode Ken's going to. tell us either a how her house got.

robbed or B how her house caught on fire. so pick one wait did those actually. happen no I don't feel like that's this. episode type of. thing watch the next episode to see why. our house caught on fire yeah all right. bye guys no it's still not over Harper. stop trying to end the episode oh my. goodness so joining what are you doing K. I wouldn't hit that spot that's the. other side of the stud what what yeah. you're on the other side of the stud the. stud what happens if I broke the pumpkin.

break it you should K get H stick the. hammer in it just stick the hammer in it. no no no no oh in the pumpkin there you. go wait why not Oh I thought I thought. you were talking about the stud in the. drywall okay maybe we should all just. get our anger on the wall yeah I got a. lot of anger BS on me I feel like this. is like we know cash has a lot of anger. for some reason I feel like it's like. 3:00 a.m. right now we're shooting a. podcast episode and all our fever dream. it does not seem real you know what. would be fun though on top.

podcast at 3 a. be kind a podcast a. podcast from Midnight to 3 a.m. oo and. we just do whatever the heck we want. stay awake for 24. hours shut. up that was. crazy. disgusting did both of those come from. him no I farted he burped and I SC did. you see the position yeah he looked like. he was giving birth. yeah like that's crazy dude that is the. birthing position though for real for.

real I don't know why for real for real. what do you mean I don't know why that's. just the way the baby actually do you. guys know some women give birth standing. up what yes let me demonstrate. no like this oh no somebody got to yell. push to make it realistic push push yeah. push push push push push oh cash. Thanksgiving that is the ugliest baby. I baby comes out with the old 3D.

glasses baby out with some D and some. hair I feel like cash like cash oh I. don't feel like I know cash thinks. pooping in birthing are the same would. you standing up yeah okay go for. it I I are you this is a beautiful baby. I don't know what's wrong with y'all. Harbor's baby came out with makeup on it. already I feel I like how both of us.

simultaneously no she like okay okay. I'll just sit down you know to piggy. back off Kate's statement they hate your. kid that's crazy they hate my kid that's. Kate say I think pooping and birthing. are the same thing I don't I know the. difference I'm not stupid but I do think. that pooping arguably is worse because. here's my statement it might a baby is. meant to come out of your belly button. poop is not meant to the ones I have. have are not meant to come out of that. are you sure let me tell you man that.

tiny little btle that tiny little btle. is not me you need to chew your food. better yeah if you do this your lips. look like B got like full Burgers coming. in I I poop crabby patties if you do. this your lips look like a that's pretty. crappy I know my lips always look like a. but hole look no no you're not doing it. right look Watcher yes right like. pretend like you're like I'm sorry how. does anybody here know butthole looks. like you never seen you looked at your.

own wait y'all cannot see your own. butthole yeah wait yes you can no can't. why do we all act like we know what a. butthole looks like y'all can't see your. own butt I mean yeah I like look behind. no you can't nobody remember in Good. Burger he like tried to he's like watch. your butt and then like kind of want to. know like how many kids we influence. when we say things like that like. everyone just tried to look at their. butt kid still pumking in the wall. another kid's looking at his butt and. another kid still spitting. Sprite let's have like 30 seconds of. good influence I think school is don't.

do drugs except pharmaceutical and don't. do drugs except pharmaceutical um um. what else I oh if somebody not. everything is possible some things are. impossible your dreams are not always. achievable yeah um if you put your mind. to it you can accomplish anything that. kind of destroys the statement I just. said that was very influential Kate good. job say you can't spell Kate without. eight all right Kenzie it's your turn K8. let's hear something K8 girl something.

something sweet can't spell Kenzie. without Z. Mick Fox you can't spell cash without. the money yes you can I actually could. spell cash if you were completely broke. as well what what you can't spell hoer. without. [Music]. zmer no I think it would be can't spell. Harper zelmore without Zelmer yeah maybe. that like that crazy you're right you. can't spell maverick without the. ick oh.

my that was actually really funny that. actually and you can't spell cash. without a. rash wait what uh yeah yeah you spell it. without rash no maybe without Ash no. that's just. trash okay I'm sorry that one was the. best one youell. Mavericks that needs to be on t-shirt. that's. I think we should that's our.

merch oh why wait why do we not have. merch that says Maverick's the type of. guy why is that not merch yet no you. know what I'm thinking you type of guy. you know what would be really. embarrassing for us is if we did do. Mavericks the type a guy and it was our. bestseller oh dude type A guy mer it. just says type A guy type type guy no. you know what's funny what if we like. what if we like got all the memes from. our podcast and like put them on shirts. like oh dude this thing right as heck. man like I'm not a baby I'm a you're.

looking like a purple that would be a. good one and then you look like a cyber. Tru what' you say like what if we put. all our memes on shirts dude I just know. the comments in this episode is going to. be so brutal and then what the sign I. want to make a shirt of you like mashed. with the Wendy's girl oh you know I feel. what you know what you know what you. know how sometimes you're like oh those. two are the same thing like there's like. two completely different things but they. give the same Vibe yeah yeah so like how. this episode is right now um this.

episode is the same as my greasy hair. cuz like I didn't wash my hair yesterday. so my hair is really greasy right now. like I was my hair yesterday no but like. it's the same you know I didn't. understand the analogy I don't. understand no I think this episode's. like really the same as like burnt toast. that's what you said yeah what it's like. my number six is the same as Taco Bell. no and like math and four and four. number four and blue math and blue math. and blue or like number seven and and. Sunday what my journals were always. what's going on number or Thursday and I.

don't know Sunday's always yellow. Monday's like bluish I don't know. butterflies and. water no what like like what I try again. I try again crabby and patties no I. don't think you understand either the. letter e goes with the number three yeah. okay that's just cuz they look the same. what yeah yeah sometimes you can't tell. if it's a KN or three no. it's shovel and a.

dove oh I get it cuz dead people and at. the funeral van like the scent vanilla. in the color beige yes same thing oh oh. like bodybuilder and. cash no that was like complete opposite. you're oh like Texas and rice no oh like. Texas and trail mix that's a good one. that's a good one. Texas and sweet tea yeah that one's good.

that one's good yeah um okay let's see. what's other like analogy can we sing. like. Shakira baby. like guys I just had a flashback to. reality oh my gosh there goes gravity I. just had snap what are those things. called when like deja vu no you see. yourself out of your body what Out of. Body Experience that's pretty. self-explanatory yeah okay I just had an. out of- body experience what' you see I.

went through that camera lens and I saw. all of us on Tik Tok and I was like. brain. rot and now I'm heing brain yeah L. podcast brain rot should share that we. all sing like. [Music]. [Music]. Shakira we should talk about something. serious y'all we should talk about. something serious.

theod I think we should the reason this. episode is like this no no hold on no M. stop touching your mic MAV I nobody. likes mic noises the the reason theode. I'm going through the secret room no the. reason this episode is like this right. now is cuz we all collectively are. sharing like one brain cell so we're. kind of like I personally have two at. least no we're like no like there's one. split among five people so 20% of a. brain cell 20% of a brain cell 25 I'll. say 25 % of a brain cell 20% of a brain. cell 20% of a brain cell this is a good.

question I I have a good question. especially for this episode okay you can. go first okay um what do you guys think. is the most painful way to die wait. restart restart what do y'all think is. the most painful way to die killing. yourself dude probably honestly getting. thrown through a wall that was pretty p. no I mean you can kill yourself multiple. ways what's the most painful way say. that. drowning no okay anyway fine my question. then that's next what if there was an. alien a good question if there was an. alien that landed in somewhere and we.

are like the only people on Earth would. you try to be friends with it no who who. who do we nominate to talk to the alien. yeah who are we nominating to talk to. the alien easy three everybody wait. everybody wait everybody think of their. answer three two. one we each said cash you you did yeah. and then I said myself that's three we. already win what did y'all say we. I said M I said Kate wait why did you.

say me I didn't feel like I thought. you'd say yourself oh no I was. definitely going to say you why just. because. like what can I say what is to do that. could fool the alien into thinking he's. an alien what the whoa wait wait wait. mat why did you say me okay so. personally if we're going to send. someone you're not going to send one of. the women why not why just cuz like you. know y'all could easily send me I would. make friends with the alien. no I it' have to be one of us cuz what. if something happened to us har walk to.

the alien and point at us and be like. kill them all terminate them and if one. of us is you know going to go up to the. alien uhhuh and I've heard things about. people abducted by aliens well aliens. aren't real what I've heard things that. aliens do to people to what and I think. you would handle that kind of thing you. think aliens are watching us right now. let me tell you why you're all wrong. wait you want me to go because I have if. you I die well no not in case you die. worse we called it before this episode.

started you would say something absurd. okay let me tell you why you're wrong. all right. guys shut up M you already got the. episode cut once you don't to speak. anymore apparently we're back cuz I got. cut yeah M said something crazy about. aliens that I do not. know okay let me tell youall why Kate is. the best option to talk to the aliens. yes talk to the aliens because if the. one of the two of you go they're going. to immediately be like oh human life is. not intelligent just destroy them all. and start over so Mari and cash for sure.

cannot talk to them okay and Kate will. walk up with empathy and intelligence. and be able to get on their level and. speak to them kindly and befriend them. and therefore the human race will not be. destroyed just every one or two or three. or every other human that deserves to be. destroyed by the alien such as cash. Maverick were you going to travel or try. to be a lawyer no oh actually been a. good lawyer like apprciate that what did. he say the other day in the hot tub and.

we were like wow oh he's oh one of our. friends was like uh we were like would. we get in trouble for this or no we were. like who's fault keny has a story that. she won't tell um and somebody one of. our friends is at fault and kiny won't. say who it is okay and that's fine so we. went around the hot tub and he was like. is the principal offender in this case. Cash He explain the story well at all. that's it that well there wasn't much. story even know we had a lawyer friend. in the hot tub that well that was exp. that story well it wasn't really a funny. story but I just had to tou we had a.

lawyer friend in the hot tub and when it. came for time for him to ask the. question he said was the principal. defender in your story that you claim in. this hot tub and we were like what the. yeah he just like I mean we shouldn't. have told that was so much better that. was a lame story I'm glad why you said. the story freaking dude I'm sorry. honestly guys. I what what what go give him a hug right. now. she trying to tell stories man here I'll. rub your feet I don't know what to do.

what happened oh yeah rub his feet R. there we. go he just told a bad story that's it. and if you were on not on your phone you. know what happened he get so. personal and that it har wants to go. home. so what you got to get to what she has. friends at her house waiting at your. house they're at house waiting on them. they're at your house right now I don't.

believe you no they are trust me they. are don't stop and they're like ruining. all my makeup you have to R your makeup. yes what are you doing tonight I don't. know I think we're going to Target and. then like hang now all right fine Harper. you can leave go ahead and walk yeah if. you want to leave so bad just go get off. if you start walking once we're done. with the episode I'll drive and come. find you on the way Kate Kate's my. ride and Kate actually doesn't have the. choice to. leave are you just go. haror I'll just.

stay I can stay I me are those choices. walk home or finish the episode well. unfortunately might be D unfortunately. everyone's unsubscribing the end of the. episode right here this was the Dark. Side of all of us all right guys wait. but guys wait wait no let me just say. something before you. unsubscribe please just like drop a like. drop a like maybe like follow follow us. on. Spotify also go check out Kai and Tai if.

you guys don't know what that is Kai and. Ty is underrated honestly yeah go. subscribe to K channel are. disgusting not subscribe like k k pay us. so go subscribe to Kai andai okay and. I'll close this out they they pay us how. much they pay us like 20 bucks a month. you close us out cuz I got to pee okay. fine I'll close this what I can't say. that no okay I have to release water out. of my bladder I got to releas something. too in the episode on. this nothing's coming out that's so.

crazy that's the first time embarass. that's the first time nothing's came out. and you look so embarrassing that was so. embarrassing. that you look like a kid trying to poop. his pants you know like when little kids. go stand in the corner and they're like. yeah like like like what are you doing. are you pooping no no I'm not pooping. that's what you look like okay well. please go follow us at Spotify he's. going to we got fix I'm going to hate.

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