I Bought My Dream Car!

hey Harper what else do you got there. follow me follow. you har. easy we're actually in a neighborhood I. don't know if you know that or not but. this is where kid. play why are you accelerating so hard. okay no actually guys I don't really. want to be in the car right now hey. don't leave us. [Music]. here all right guys Maverick really. wants to show you guys his mullet photo. no we were just talking about it but. she's been looking for for the past like.

5 minutes and he still can't find it. maybe he feels like he lowkey looks sexy. with the mullet so he feels. unfortunately good with the mullet no I. have I know I have to get a haircut. since Harper messed up my hair but we're. trying to get to cut it cuz right now I. kind of like it long the direction he's. going is M you remember it's fine if he. didn't have to film but Harper you want. to see me a short hair first wants to. take his hat. off oh oh my gosh wa let me see let me. see throw back when Maverick permed his. hair let me see let me see per oh that's. short hair that's.

crazy yeah he like permed I saved it I'm. going to relax hey calm down B you tell. me to relax calm down look at it you M's. supposed to start the timer I did start. started I did start the. time we had to restart gets hyper. focused on one thing and he can't know. anything else around him the shop as a. bullet go I love myet just like today I. love my mullet look I will start the. timer boom since I have to do Maverick's. job for him put it up on the time a. little bit bu just relax please no this.

is just going to be one of those days. that we all get mad at each other I can. just feel it on my toes music sing. so no stop singing I always tell you. guys this no one no no one sing I think. people enjoy list a lot coming from you. big boy what big boy I listen back to. the episodes and it's just random. singing and I'm just. like what the that he was in the shower. this morning you know that song that's. like well I didn't have money for a. Broadway show.

you know that song really Tony Johnson. really no no no he wasn't singing that. though he's singing that Melody with. Completely Different lyrics he's making. up himself well baby I just can't get. you off my mind and I really would. rather just die and like what she in the. shower saying first of all those are not. the lyrics at all what K is trying to. say is I was singing different words to. the song Whatever song she says I was. singing do I was singing The Melody of. that song but making up my own words and. it made her mad let me tell you she.

walks in I'm taking a shower she walks. in the bathroom she goes why are you. doing that I'm like what she's like. those aren't the words I was like okay. I'm just vibing in the shower I'm not. kidding 5 minutes before this podcast. I'm in my room just changing shirts and. I'm just singing and kiny walks in there. she goes why are you. screaming why are you screaming right. now thought you were screaming too this. isation for Kate when Kate is in like a. Naggy mood I. go when she walks in the shower like why.

you doing that I just look at her and. I'm like I went I I kept my mouth shut. for I'm not even joking 15 minutes and. the thing is is he kept repeating the. same line over and over and over he's. one of those I bet cash you were that. little boy in the shower growing up who. Sayang like all the ingredients on the. shampoo bottle I was that little boy in. the shower that put a towel or his foot. over the drain hole pour a bunch of soap. down there and let it fill up and then. you could play in it and I still do that. to this day I did it last week you put. your foot over the the drain hole you.

didn't have a stopper like you put a. foot over it and you watch the shower. fill up until it's about to overflow and. then you let it all go that is a big. waste of water you want to make a. whirlpool wait y do that I'm sorry you. never did that I had a bathtub I'm sorry. what I'm. sorry are you guys okay see that's see I. know that's normal to you guys because. you grew up with that but grew up with. that what do you mean a foot a shower no. it was like a shower without a bathtub. you mean a shower what are you saying.

you know like how I have a combined one. yeah oh you're saying your shower is is. a bathtub yeah well we turned ours to a. bathtub with our foot I've never why I. did if I would have had a bathtub I. wouldn't have had to clock it with my. foot I have never heard of anyone doing. that also Kate wakes up this morning and. speaking of it nagging about me singing. in the shower which I have no clue why. that even involved her why ises it. attack Kate day because you were just. this morning and she wakes up she sound. like a chainsaw she wakes up and all you.

guys know every even all the audience. everyone knows I do not want dogs I. don't like to take care of dogs that's. why I don't want one no that is not he. was looking up baby cocker spaniels to. replace honey one day he wants a dog no. no because he likes dogs he he walks in. he's like honey honey we're T oh I like. dogs like when I'm into Harbor's house. and sell Estus I'm like oh come here I. mean that dog is like a rat dog it's. like ah but it doesn't really let you. touch it but yes it does no I try to. touch estess and it's like.

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up like so fast away from you he does. like Scooby-Doo backwards yeah it Moon. walks backwards while you're looking at. it maybe it's you she just like looked. at you was like ah but anyways I like. dogs like that like I oh go to someone's. house oh there's a little doggy okay now. I'm done so you like my white dog yeah. but I don't like owning a dog and I made. it very clear to Kate before I bought. her a dog I don't want one I do not want. to take care of a dog I do not want it. at all Kate was like if you get me a dog. you will never have to do anything I. will clean up after it feed it.

everything walk you don't got to do. anything nothing nothing nothing mhm so. I got her dog this morning she lets the. dog out we wake up. to and I'm like what's going on and and. Honey's just like tapping her cage. wanting out and Kate's like oh she wants. to use the bathroom so Kate gets up to. let her outside use the bathroom and. Kate's like honey no no honey no no. honey no and she screams it so loud too. get so dramatic so dramatic like Stella.

is about to eat Honey's food or. something like you would swear Stella's. about to eat Kate's Pizza on the counter. or something like it's no ST no no no. please. no because they all listen it is we're. all just sitting there like no like on. our phones or something and then all of. a sudden you hear honey no honey oh my. gosh honey no and it's like what. happened and it's like she was licking. the. floor what no it's because it's because. honey can't eat Stella's food cuz she. freaking dies when she does and she gets.

fat she she gets fat she gets fat she. gets fat several people have told Kate. that honey has gained some weight and so. now she's self-conscious like people on. the internet no my family my family. keeps telling me she's looking bigger. like what do you mean she's looking. bigger yeah but wait I got to get back. to my story because Kate Kate's yelling. at Honey right and then she has to go. clean up her pee that cuz honey couldn't. hold it from her cage to the door so she. peed all over the floor oh.

no no she daughter like mother no she. could hold it that's the thing is I was. right behind her and I was about to open. the door and she just pees on the floor. I'm right there the door is right there. she knows to go outside but she still. just peed on theor and I'm still in bed. and I just hear all this yelling going. on honey and I'm just like doesn't. bother me cuz Kate told me I will never. have to clean up and then Kate comes in. there and she's like all mad and I was. like that's why I don't like dogs and. that just made her more mad I was like. that's why I don't like dogs and she. goes well it's your fault I was like do.

you think you're full of talent and she. goes yeah because you should have helped. me clean it up what the oh and then do. you want to apologize Kate no okay not. really well oh and she hasn't let that. go all morning I just thought I'd air. out our drama because even in the shower. she was still mad at me because I didn't. help her clean up Honey's PE when I. wasn't even out there I don't care what. is that why she was mad when she sat. down probably I was not mad when I sat. down did you feel Anger from her I felt.

it in the AA for sure shut up well your. aura was just very angry to stop to stop. with the angerness do you guys think you. have talent talent because try to sing. no we just said we're not s we're not. what is it with you girls that's all. ever do I promise you it's a fun game it. will take two minutes maybe even one so. basically wow try to sing Twinkle. Twinkle Little Star words to the. national anthem you told us to do this. once no I didn't yes you.

did are you sick I need to hear the. national okay hold on and the flag. was it starts PR true to the LIE at. the I can't wait I can't think when. you're talking like. that but do twiggle twiggle little start. so um so um wait I'm sorry did you say. that's not the national anthem she said. that's not where it starts yeah tweet. twinkle twinkle twink you know I can do.

sing Twinkle Little Star wait what's. that other. song I don't know you stand up and. you're like I pledge of allegiance oh. yeah that one that's a b too song that's. just a pledge what's that other song. there's two of them I always forget poem. that's not a poem that's a song it's a. pledge actually pledge aliance to the. flag you not actually it might not be a. song that isn't really A vibe a pledge. what's your Oklahoma state pledge that's. pretty culty of us just I pledge.

allegiance to the flag the United States. of America no we have to stand up in. school every day and say it at 11:36. swear every day you have to say it at. school 11:36 I that was just like a. kindergarten thing no in Texas you say. the Texas in the middle of the we always. did it the first thing in the morning no. yeah we do it in the middle of the. middle of second period we go I pledge. allegiance to the flag of the United. States of America and to the Republic. for which it stands one nation under God. one indivisible Liberty of justice for. all and then we have to say in Brier. Hill or well well in my you say it again. did you say it.

no in in my middle school we had to say. um I honor the Texas FL we had to say I. honor Brier Hill or something like that. and we had to say this whole pledge for. Brier Hill it's like a no way you catch. me pledging to my school I know none of. us said it we all you mean like your. your school song no no we had it like it. started in e8th grade we all had to be a. good student pretty much yeah basically. so we had to promise to be a good. student what the heck wait do youall. have do you have a school high school. song uh no but we what you guys had high. school songs.

Marcus people I think Marcus Marauders. we are the best Marcus Marauders above. all the. rest is kind. ofus Mar what is yours sad it's kind of. like slow and like what H Livingston. house that is much more boring that. sounds like a him in like an old old 100. years ago Church better it gets better. cuz Midway through it's like go what. love what the like screaming it's a.

great song Sor does anybody know what. she just. said I feel like mine is like a mixture. it just sounded like Crush their. skull I mean she is repping Livingston. high so hard right now wait what did you. say seriously school we love what that. is. not nobody that was Ling can you say. that again school be love no no like. schol we hold our L's up we say school.

we. love that that's a down bad school song. that is like bottom of the barrel we. love was did Henrietta have one. Henrietta uh Alex did we you don't. know we used to instead of be the. Henrietta knights we were the Henrietta. hens but we had to change it oh that is. so embarrassing we had to change it cuz. everywhere we went we just got egged. yeah and I'm going to be honest where. changed it to the henriett KN cuz they.

kept getting our are Marcus Marauders do. y'all know what a Marauder is person is. it like a an Evangel mercenary no it's a. quite literal kidnapper from the 80s oh. I don't think not really a kidnapper the. other type of. kidnapper uh you try are on the ocean. aren't they I thought said yesterday. you're like that person they think. they're. a what why is mine so long you talking. about mine is long too it's just so deep. in my brain because in a smaller town.

you have everyone in the town is the. same mascot and they go to the same High. School a band of English so you learn it. from like birth till you graduate no a. Marauder it was something like that you. said that guy thinks he's a. Marauder a martyr a martyr no I didn't. say that what a Marty a martyr is. someone that dies for their faith a. Marauder is a person or animal that goes. from one place to another looking for. people to kill or things to steal or. destroy okay that's crazy so that's our.

mascot mder what Marauder at least. you're not the Devils we used to uh play. um this team that were the devils and. since we were playing with girls we. played the. devilettes oh I found it that's kind of. had to look up their school song what. the heck I used to have to sing it every. time too and you forgot all after after. every softball game we had to get on the. bus and put on you had to sing it every. time you don't know it yeah I forgot it. what the I'm not I'm not guy in my blood. apparently do you not do it single game. like the sports team whichever sport it.

is they line up and then the fans all do. it and you're like facing each other and. like whatever you're they might have but. I I founden like two football games I. feel like that is I got oh when those. five night what just happened to our. camera gu I don't I don't I don't really. know the melody of the song he just. coughed up a lung nobody wants to. recognize. that I Don't Know audio be in the. background I don't really know the. melody so I don't really know how to. sing it but he goes what's the oh when.

those fighting nights all fall in line. we're going to win this game another. time we're going to cheer our team yell. and yell for the that the losing Alma M. yall didn't win enough you had to have a. loser one for the deer of HHS will yell. and yell and yell and then we fight we. fight we fight we fight for every score. the black and gold on high forever more. and those nights will win for fight. fight for dear old HHS.

go. fight go fight wi Marcus that's good ni. short uh wait I it was like we stuck our. hand out the window and we had to wave. our wild cat in the air on the bus when. we pulled back into the school parking. lot that's definitely copyright. okay wait wait I remember that will that. get copyrighted that's like the why do I. remember that song wait is that every. school why does that sound like oh when.

the saints come wait wait I think that's. like every school has that guys are we. not going to talk about what happened to. our cameraman he C the belong yeah I. said I said I Lally said oh there. fighting. naos that sounds like literally was a. losing Alma moer cuz y'all were like. what's it called we'll get them next. time say that hey guess what guess what. Stella ate last night wait we still got. to hear no just stop why do you do this. you're like let's bring up every single. issue in our lives and we'll say it to.

the world she K's underwear again didn't. she listen so we're laying in my dog. does we're laying in bed and kin's got. like some secret Talent like she wakes. she doesn't wake up to anything anything. but St just goes. like and kiny instantly jumps up out of. bed she's like I resurrect from the. death I do not scream ever no she. doesn't say anything. I'm imagining KY just waking.

up pretty much doesn't say anything but. she jumps like that you're. like go just like this I'll I'll can you. hold this thank you I'm like this and it. goes and I. go what what why do you walk like a. cyclop yeah why you moving like a robot. I'm happily asleep right now having. great dreams and then all of a sudden I. wake up and she's freaking out so it's. like oh no what's going on and then she.

just grabs Stella and takes off running. I'm like is someone coming to kill. us she grabs Stella before she grabs you. grabs Stella takes off running to the. restroom and just chunks Stella into the. bathtub and I I just. hear got to be fighting back at that. like no Stella never fights back when. she's about to throw up she's like oh. keny's going to come get me and take me. to a safe spot where I'm not in trouble. a she gets in trouble if it's on the.

carpet so she's just like please please. take me to where I need to be please. please please and so I'm Ling there at. this point I'm like sitting up I'm like. what is happening again why is this. happening again and so the dog's thrown. up in the bathtub and I'm like what why. why and so I come back I'm. like what did she eat no but actually I. didn't tell you this you were. frustrating me this morning what are you. mean because it sounds like we had the. exact same morning this morning our dogs. are being menes and it's our fault what. do you mean hly that is your dog your.

situation because it was like 3:00 a.m. and I can't remember exactly what you. were saying oh was it 5:30 yep oh okay. whatever any it was early an important. piece of information I go into the. bathroom with Stella and I'm trying to. take care of her and you're like saying. something to me through the doorway from. the dark bedroom where you sleep on the. nice cozy bed and you were like did you. clean that I can't believe she would do. that and you're like just you were like. you're like oh I'm sure she ate some. underwear again J she came in just. talking bad about her and I was like.

shut up shut up and so I didn't respond. to you that's the same thing I did to. Kate I was like yeah Kate that's why I. don't want a dog and I'm just laying in. bed like yeah that's what I told you and. then I just ignore every single bit of. what you were saying so I assume that. you just thought I didn't hear you but I. heard every single word and then I walk. back into the bedroom and you're like. yeah it was underwear huh and. like just get back in bed I had I have a. story story my my mom I forgot that.

she's on my photo dump and that's not. good and I don't post bad thing it's my. photo dump but like being with the. opposite a photo Dum it's like a photo. dump like on a snap story where she just. posts random pictures like Kate's Kate. and keny are my photo D in my private. story but like um not you. guys anyways uh well basically um so my. mom's my photo D and just being with the. opposite gender is just very awkward you. know yeah what do you mean like I just.

like can't do that so she we're the. opposite gender okay yeah but my age and. guys said I could possibly have a crush. on yeah and so I was like um like she. was like she was like who are these. people and I was like my friends she was. like what were you doing last night I. was like Mom Ser nothing nothing mom and. then and yeah I hey I relate to that. when I. was when I was like 14 15 and I was. hanging out with girls I literally felt. like I was being evil. just for like hang out I'm just friends.

it's like you're around them and it's. just like you feel guilty you're like. I'm not supposed to talk to these I'm. not supposed to like you well I don't I. I didn't like any of them it's just like. it's just awkward like when your mom. sees that and I didn't even tell her. what like that I because you're and. you're kind of getting caught oh yeah. you feel guilty yes but also it's like. it's like and stupid cuz you got caught. no I didn't get caught cuz she wouldn't. care Oh but it's like like when guys. come over to my house I like I'm I was. like like um like mom just like keep.

doors open like what do you think I'm. going to. do like do you think I'm seriously like. come on now come on no I don't know what. if y'all try to color color like. coloring books or something I don't know. what are they going to do yeah what dude. M sometimes M's jokes make me want to. punch him man what I mean like that was. that was just well there's a second half. for the joke decided this morning on the. way to church that we're going to build. a jungle gym upstairs in our house. imagine as a kid you have monkey bars on. your ceiling in your home gosh I would. love that for me make it for me yeah I.

think monkey bars all over the house all. over the house well well wait wait we. compromised and we said upstairs I don't. care what happens upstairs all over the. upstairs I would have love that as a kid. dude your kid would be shredded low key. by the time he's like seven he'd just be. jacked from doing monkey bars hey Kate. can we hear your high school song now. sure what this is such an off day gu. High School H to thee we pledge our.

fure. are the we all for all the glass in all. our. years what was the thing do you usually. say at the end or you just had a breath. okay that would be. did this is supposed to be I think the. claw no a wild cat see it's a WC wild. you were definitely not doing that you. were like crinkling your fingers whack. that's what the guy cheerleader is doing.

the air on Instagram they're like yeah. that's actually pretty cool yeah wait. why you guys do oh we we oh for Marcus I. want to do this like a little M what do. y'all do. um nothing really you just wave your. hands like this Sumer oh if yall were up. there just that' look kind of weird we. did like. and doing go Marcus come on we got it. really stupid we would be like oh wa you.

you don't have any sort of hand signal. no no nothing I think most schools have. a hand signal all the schools that's. kind of like a gang sign for your school. no like Haley Haley says this hey. hey I don't know you'd have to ask her. oh wait they put their thumb out yeah. they were Raiders Raiders yeah how is. this Raiders I don't know ask Kay I. didn't well this is an r in Sign. Language oh that's probably why and then. like the FL M they're Jags so when the. trailers go them they're like go Jags. put the head that's crazy dud High.

School just make me so mad it's so crazy. it's like a whole different life high. school and college it's crazy go new. University go rocket College makes me. mad too I'm sorry being a full- grown. adult and having a. curfew I mean colleges aot no a lot of. them have curfews a lot of them yeah. like a curfew for your door so you're. not allowed to like leave after a. certain time like ain't no way you catch. me being like 24 years old and being. like gota be back by 10 p.m.

my well also a lot of times the curfews. and stuff are only for like freshman. like once you're past your first year. then you can like kind of do what you. want you live part like once being cash. at 18 we were gone just nothing makes me. more mad in life like if I had to go. through high school I'd just be so mad. nothing makes me more mad he's very. allergic to Authority they sort of. authority figure an adult do some like. 7060 year old lady tell me what to do. like teachers are not are not typically. 60 and 70 I'm sorry having to sit there.

and be like can I use the bathroom yeah. that's I mean what is it a prison cuz. prisons in high school look a lot alike. well they have to do that because kids. will just take um advantage of their of. my friends high schools was designed by. the same guy that designed the prison do. that make sense exactly you know. something like when I'm sitting in class. they're like sorry you can't go to the. restroom um somebody else is in there. right now like can we please I am about. to pee my pants wait only one person can. be in your restroom it's to keep the.

whole class from just going crazy and. everyone's just I gotta go to the. restroom and just go they can go there. and talk and yeah yeah it's just so. annoying like what is your problem ain't. no way to when I was in freaking. elementary school and they were like you. got to be quiet at. lunchtime we' be yeah we'd be at the. cafeteria no no trouble they just didn't. like if everyone talked you just can't. be loud. at be all right since everybody's being. loud no talking at lunch no kids need. sitting there everyone's just at lunch. just so the only time you like talk in.

the entire like 8 hour day was like your. 30 minute recess we had a sound meter on. the wall in our cafeteria in elementary. school and in um Intermediate School. which is like fourth and fifth grade and. so if like the decible hit a certain. thing then the meter would turn red and. you had to be quiet see I could just. smack whoever put that meter up just but. that I think that's a good thing cuz it. keeps kids from. like kids man I school should be a ball. man dude if I ever if I ever adopt a kid.

I'm literally going to qu I don't think. you mean that I do mean it it should be. abolished how be quiet for 8 hours a day. and then putting a sound meter on quiet. for 8 hours a day you think kids just. don't shouldn't go to school yeah they. should go to school for like 2 to three. hours they should go to school on the. weekends and we should have the weekly. to ourselves is kind of valid they. should go to school for like 2 to three. hours learn what they need to learn and. listen listen listen I'm sorry my. podcast hosts are crazy guys no I'm not. I'm not saying that school should be. abolished. but.

cash cash and I were talking the other. day that the reason kids have to go sit. a freaking a six seven-year-old has to. go sit in class for eight hours a day is. because it is a form of child care for. parents it's quite literally child labor. no it's it's child but if we were if we. were to homeschool our kids we are not. going to put our kids at a desk and make. them sit there for eight hours a day I. got to defend the teachers hold on is. child labor no it's not everyone shut. your.

mouth it's not the teacher fault teach I. don't think it's the teacher's fault at. all I think it is the American Education. system's fault what what can thank you. see I learned to raise my hand growing. up take my turn um no but like if you. only have 10 teachers to 500 students. you have 50 kids class rules you do have. to have rules you have to have those. rules and also what would take you maybe. 10 minutes to learn now you're teaching. it to 50 kids you it does take a while. might take you an hour and a half so.

where a like homeschool kid might only. need three hours a day for school if. you're in school you probably need like. seven or eight hours just cuz there's so. many kids 20 kids in your class no I. think after like a while for strong a. big believer and abolish high school. after 8th grade you don't need to go to. school it's useless um I do think you. should apply yourself up until the eth. grade because if I would have done that. I think I would learn how to read and. spell better but um after the eth grade. completely useless if you applied. yourself to up to not true okay guys if.

School wasn't a thing we would have no. common sense so let's for 30 seconds. let's act like we have no common sense. and just like wait you no you wouldn't. you don't get Common Sense from school. no that's you get like the opposite you. get like let's say that we never had. like an interaction with a person for 30. seconds we do we do think cash and I. were also saying that the school system. kind of like babies like babies kids up. until they're 18 so that when they're 18. then they have to go to college and now. they have curfews because they've been. babied their whole life and they're just.

now getting out on their own they have. to have some rest you should be like 15. you should be like working full time. that's just today's society 15 16 you. should have your 16 especially 16 you. should be able you should be working. full-time not in I to work somewh here's. the problem with everything that you're. saying right now pleas enlighten me is. there is like a bunch of 13 14year old. kids watching this no I have mixed. feelings and they're literally like you. know what I'm ditching school tomorrow. I'm dropping out Jake Paul inspired me. to do it and it worked out shout out.

Jake Paul no not everyone's built that. way though people need structure the. average person like does have to have. like authority over them and stuff like. that and I think that 13-year-olds do. because of today's society you're. thinking back to a 100 years ago when a. 10-year-old boy is working full-time and. he's getting paid quarters that good old. days yeah that's what he Associates with. he's like years ago there were. 10-year-olds they were out doing newspap. runs shining shoes and they were working.

fulltime and they weren't in school but. that was 100 years ago that's not. today's society so it doesn't work they. play fortnite all day and they and they. watch our podcast all day watch us our. podcast like we a bunch of brain roders. I I mean I mean like okay but actually. guys can we act for act like for 15. seconds like we have no common sense and. this is our first interaction with a uh. a person I don't know what you mean no. common sense social yeah what do you. want to act like a know words no like we. know oh like we know like we know words.

but it's like this is our first ever. interaction with a person you'd probably. try to kill him that's what most people. do when they like like how would you. know uh well haven't you seen the. uncontacted tribes that get contacted. yeah they literally just shoot him with. bows and arrows they're just like I get. away from oh yeah that one tribe that's. on that beach that's crazy nor C island. northel island yeah we should go there. for a. pod. s we would like you guys to be the first. guest on our.

podcast imagine guys would we get shot. probably killed with a bow and arrow. yeah pretty accurate too anytime a. helicopter or a drone or a boat or. anything tries to come close they're. just shooting arrows at it I saw this. one guy he was um he was like Christian. and he wanted to go on like a mission. trip there by himself and like convert. them and that's extremely dangerous I. saw that I saw that too and they. extremely shot him yeah they extremely. shot they did like 20 arrows to the. chest. so bad why would he go wait it's on.

video or no uh but like he was like he. was like filming it he was like all. right guys I'm almost there like I. hopefully this works I'm going to kind. of go there so he walked up to the beach. and he was like Hey guys and he was like. yeah unfortunately that's just not smart. because he wanted to like uh minister to. them but nobody knows their language and. his own diseases will probably kill them. because they're not they're not used to. any of the germs that we have they have. something on them too those so like all. the stuff that we just have immunities. built up to you're gonna carry it over. there and then they're isn't it crazy.

they speak a language that no one else. in the world knows isn't it crazy they. don't know what YouTube is or they don't. know what anything it's one of the only. left uncontacted tribes there's not many. mhm all they've SE the outside world is. we just find we did just find another. one in the Amazon really and they're. like and they're all like this tall I'm. not kidding heck yeah they're all this. tall that's my type of TR speaking of. people that are only that tall remember. the dwarf that wrestled you at the show. I do I do hey Pop pop up a thing of that. man that was cool Super Bowl Sunday and. I was thinking for fun we should have.

him and one of his buddies come over and. we they should wrestle in Chiefs and. Eagles costumes and then whoever wins. then that will be our prediction for the. Super Bowl for the podcast I don't think. he lives around here yeah he lives in. New York but that would be that was a. good idea on the podcast imagine they're. justest would be a good gender reveal. you have one in pink and one in blue and. they know who has to win and then they. fight you never seen those that's a. thing I didn't know that either it's a. big thing it was a good idea I thought I. thought I had a new business opportunity.

bus like like a a wife and a husband. like that's a wrestler and get wait. y'all should get the grandpa so James. and then your dad and they'll dress up. like babies that's funny that's. hilarious and they wrestle each other I. would love to see Scott and our dad. wrestle what are you doing Harper yes. look at Cash's chair a cookie he's. acting like he's riding a bowl I got. cookies downstairs yeah we uh we. actually I bought that cookie I went to.

HomeGoods HomeGoods has this collection. of chairs and keny and I went and there. was a Chinese takeout box there was a. watermelon there was a strawber don't. give away don't give it away no you're. giving away the future chairs man you. got to watch find out you got to. subscribe make sure to subscribe to our. podcast because we're trying to hit 3. million subscribers you guys aren't. subscribed why aren't we there oh wait. wait wait are we at 2 million we're at. like 2.4 2.5 2 so we need you guys to. subscribe to help us reached 3 million. subscribers we're almost at 4 million on.

cash and MAV we're like we're almost at. 5 million on Harper zmer uh. close maybe close but we should see who. can wait we should do a thing who can. get more we should do that podcast. versus Harbor we're at the same. subscriber I think I'm a little lower. but what are you at let's see wait L. podcast or cash and MAV L podcast let's. do cash M we have a bigger Head Start. there I feel more comfortable in that. competition no okay that is just unfair. let me let me see wait what let's see. what accounts have the closest. subscribers how many you tell y'all tell.

us in the comments if you care actually. that cash changes his chair every. episode oh my gosh M you can shut your P. hole and go back to school for all I. care really big inconvenience to change. it every time he thinks I should just. keep this chair forever I think it's. aesthetically pleasing I like the cookie. dude the whole point is to switch my. chair over com well maybe we can keep. the cookie have. 2 wait can the cook be my end table. that's a good idea it would be very. helpful it's not flat but you can try it. that's okay so y'all have 2.5 or this.

has 2.5 I have 2.4 so once this comes. out I I know what we should do we should. do a thing of what channel can hit 5. million first that means let's shock. everyone and make it be K excluding five. here we go so we got fuff of the Unicorn. Kai and Tha I don't know why those guys. are connected to our channels um Harper. zilmer Kate Marie mavin Kenzie cat and. Kate LOL Clips l reacts LOL music LOL. Club podcast Kenzie and cash.

map well that's a lot of channels that's. a lot of Channel a lot of channels for a. lot of girls um I'll tell you right now. cash map is hitting 5 million in. probably a month cash m is going to hit. 10 million subscribers by the end of the. year you think we just dropped a video. that got like 60,000 subscribers no. close it's like 40 but it's a lot I. built a Taylor Swift in my house oh that. has a lot Taylor Swift yeah that has a. lot of view. cont okay you know what I'm going to.

prove all of y'all wrong I'd love to see. that I'm going to lose all my. subscribers what okay first one to zero. unsubscribe please I was joking yeah. don't unsubscribe to us we' be jobless. and homeless and we have to go back to. school school and cash will kill him. canot go back to school for one episode. can we all get red wigs and become. Harper yes let's do it that'd be so. funny when I was little like four years. old I really really really loved Ariel. from The Little Mermaid and I really. wanted to be her I love Rapunzel and.

when I was little I had like bleach. blonde like almost white curly hair and. I dyed it red and my mom baled her eyes. out you dyed it Red without asking her. yeah and how old were you like four my. grand my grandma help me oh how did you. do that well I asked my grandma to do it. and she was like okay and then my mom. came to pick me up and she was like why. would you do that and I was like look. how pretty I. am did it look good I. like red hair like partially shaven or.

something she like I'm so. pretty look at. me wow yeah the red hair hey I DED my. hair blue once when I was like nine and. skillet concert all my friends just. called me blueberry yeah a horrible you. DED your whole head not just like. streaks like a blueberry that had been. through like the washing machine it was. like washed out did you do it with. actual hair dye huh did you do it with. actual hair dye oh yeah bleached my hair. and everything it was like for a month I.

I did that thing one time I think I was. like 13 or 14 I did it with Kool-Aid in. the summertime my mom let me Dy the end. of my hair dude but it didn't work on my. red hair really yeah I wouldn't imagine. it would no but I always wanted off I'm. going to dye my hair red I'll be like. the Kool-Aid Man wait I literally had it. in the Kool-Aid for like 2 hours just. sitting here on the counter watching TV. or Arthur I loved Arthur and like my. hair was like I remember disting memory. and it was just in there and then um.

when I took it out it was still red wait. what was Arthur were they Bears no it's. an ante eater he's an an eater I thought. Arthur was a mouse wait what are y'all. talking about Arthur is an an eater W. WD try to keep up oh I am feeling fomo. right now I have no clue what Arthur. even is you kid me an eater I don't know. what he is Arthur's an an eater I. promise you and then WD is his uh sister. or D this is Arthur what animal do you. think this is this guy yeah seen this. show he's my favorite show ever Arthur.

so you remember Arthur. DW and she's I thought he was a mouse. but apparently he's an an eater yeah no. who would have known he was an ant eater. anthromorphic arvar oh he's arvar okay. same thing arvar you know what that is. arvar arvar an eater that lives in. Australia Jake Jake Jake bizar bark yeah. what Jake Jake. PA and then he got like kicked off I. also I'd like to give a PSA don't drop.

out of school kids um unless you're Jake. Paul unless you're super cool and you're. too cool for school no literally don't. drop out America Society doesn't let you. drop out this is an art bark he doesn't. look anything like that he does like. anything where's like his long nose oh. well in the first in the if you look up. the first Arthur ever he has a long nose. a big long nose and then they were like. that's not a feeling they Chang they're. like that doesn't look right that was. him oh my gosh did you guys you guys.

would kill if you have yall seen this. the the version of Shrek the first one. that they put out see that's an odd. phrase you used what you guys would kill. if you seen the first version of kill to. see like if I saw the first version of. Shrek I'd just be out there killing. people well you want to kill Shrek fre. man just it's all Shrek I'm very hungry. hey you see someone you just see someone. murdering somewh that guy s Shrek what. should I order people what should I. order are you. superow I am but I got to eat now I.

didn't eat this morning I you're this is. the test animation for Shrek in 1996. look at. this you what are we watching here the. test animation. for this is like the trailer oh. my wait can we put that I would I saw. that wait I want to see it I never seen. it can we put that on the screen or no. we. can the teacher what am I watching. oh my god. oh.

no wait what is it I see. it well M's not sharing with the class. rude here you go just head on pause that. is crazy looking oh my gosh I know Shrek. is crazy looking that was a crazy. version of Shrek I'll send it to Alex I. mean that is like to see that is like a. nightmare if I was a kid I'd be like no. n oh that's terrifying yeah that is very. scary looking yeah I thought Shrek was. kind of gross ogrey before I thought he.

was pretty ogrey but after I saw that. now that is an ogre this is like a weird. Shrek yeah that's like. scary I know is like he's like cool you. know I love Shrek you guys think I could. grab this chair and just throw it. through the hole behind me please wait. without looking like hike it like a. football yes I really really really. really really want no you can do this. all right here we I want that cookie as. my desk and then three wait can I get a. prelo no no pre so scared.

green that was really St found stupid. stupid stupid the foundation of our. house is like shaking no you did not. make it okay I know what the problem was. there was no height no height yeah yeah. you need to try. [Applause]. that this thing's heavy is it really I'm. going have to look for this one it looks. Hol.

oh my gosh. cash well well well I mean that's tragic. that was. unfortunate anybody else want to take a. turn yes no that's so bad a wooden beam. there the wooden beam is like sh okay. the wooden beam is shaking. say. AC where is. it green I cut. what are you.

saying you for sure broke the cookie I. mean what in the worldall was that that. was horrible not the C I was trying to. really push it through it did not I. don't think it fits I'll be honest I. heard something crap and I don't know if. it was the cookie or our house I don't. think it fits through the. hole oh thank you cash what does it even. fit yeah Kate can you help me. here. well I I think we should have tried that. first you know what to see if it. actually even fits yeah it fits through.

the hole no it. doesn't. see how stupid are we it is impossible. to make unless you throw it really hard. [Applause]. yeah right po what are you doing what do. you mean cling and clinging over. there I mean this is the definition of a. freshman wait what's it. called I didn't go to school I got a r. what's the year when you get your car. sophomore the definition of a sophomore. my ring that's pretty I like your nails.

cool ring they are pretty thank. you hey Harper what else do you got. there okay well that's annoying um uh. excuse. [Music]. me you yeah yeah yeah what's that that. you have in your hand oh it's it's not a. ring it's it's read it oh it says uh o. says Bravo oh it's a bravo bravo bravo.

yeah go here we go can I see the key. real quick key oh wait no she's about to. do it what are you doing that what is it. are you are you threatening let me see. this let me see this let me see. this what is it this is a funny try to. throw that through the hole without. looking three no trust me no did it go. through no that was crazy to throw her. brand new keys keys yeah Keys oh Keys. yeah for uh didn't I saw you flipping.

around I was like no that's not Keys. first I was like what is that is that. like a. sponge I know I thought it was a remote. for like the TV no do you know what it's. for uh a Bravo a key I mean do you want. me to show you what it's for maybe a. storage unit like do you want me to show. you what it's for I'd love to see what. it's for go like RC car no what a little. tiny Harper size car is follow. me follow me follow you follow you where. we just follow the leader yes I am the.

leader no you're not no we're not. following anyone well I want to follow. she's going somewhere I'll no oh okay. she's leaving all right I guess we're I. guess we're going all right guys we're. officially mobile we got the camera off. the tripod we're heading downstairs. right. now hey he took my shoes ow it hit my. toe no hey someone move my shoes what I. mean I don't really know man but I mean. you moved them I didn't touch Maverick. moved my shoes a couple days ago to get. under my skin and he's doing it again.

you know what you shoes right there. oh piling see someone no someone threw. them over here I would not just take. yesterday actually yesterday when I got. home I looked at those shoes and I said. why are his shoes there and not in the. mud room yeah it was probably honey or. Stella no honey blaming the dog is crazy. nowhere near your shoes blaming the dog. is crazy actually Cas cash thinks he's. so main character and that the dogs are. going to come steal shoes it's raining. it's not raining tacos tacos oh my gosh.

Harper is that your new car oh sorry no. oh waa uh no it's not oh wa Harper got a. new car I did not know this information. we totally have not seen it not once. this is the big car reveal shot hey be. careful. Harper har. easy yo we're actually in a neighborhood. I don't know if you know that or not but. this is where kids play Let's just pull.

over you need to put your seat belt on. oh yeah oh there's another Do Not freak. out it's just an Amazon delivery driver. please don't hi Amazon delivery man I'd. hate for you to hit someone in your. brand new Bronco that would be a. horrible way to start. this why are you accelerating so hard. okay no actually guys actually like I. don't really want to be in the car right. now can we please driver trust no Harper. Harper yes be so stop stop accelerating. like that okay I'm not going to lie this. let's kind of get it stomp on this thing. let's see how fast we can get going baby. hey get this thing up in here don't.

encourage that wait first let me see if. there's any kids cuz I'm a good driver. oh yeah Harper this is terrifying why. what what do you mean see there. any it gets it baby stop okay okay what. did you mean see if there's any kids are. you looking for a child to hit no let's. see this to not hit children let's see. how fast it goes 0 to 60 no cash don't. encourage that 0 to 60 that's what. matter in a neighborhood turn right. right all right yes turn right we're. getting demonetized for this why are we.

going right who's ready oh wait sorry. we're going to have to wait for this C. okay wait wait hold on don't move I need. to set the camera down uh and I need. going I need to buckle up wait don't. move the camera will fall okay no we're. going to have you keep going straight to. stop your your car is already broken. there go to we're going to have you go. to the constru hey what's that book down. there what did I just say she did not. listen to what I said oops just go. straight straight okay hopefully you. don't get a nail in your tire oh I hope.

oh oh oh don't go straight turn left. well I was going to take her to the. empty road. empty don't go but there might be new. that's a cack it's fine I have an extra. tire on the back this is actually my. first time ever being in the car with. Harper driving yeah and it is scary man. what's really scary seeing how far. forward her seat she has her legs are so. tiny she's like right up on the freaking. wheel her knees are hitting the front so. she can reach the pedals look at how. close you want me to turn wait her knees. are so close to the front of the car.

turn here to the yeah if I if I get in a. crash I'm paralyzed but what the but my. my feet are so close to the car the same. way yeah exactly guys look at my knees. in this thing gas you want here wait. wait wait we got a wide open road ahead. of us except for that car except for. this guy right here um we get Harper. behind the wheel 2 in from the front hey. you guys are literally a lot of room. back there y'all are literally watching. our first time riding with Harper and. you're basically getting to be here hey.

I don't know how to work a camera how. does Focus work do you want me to film. while I drive no we don't are you sure. all right guys I hope I'm filming. everything good three two one. go oh my gosh it actually is going. pretty fast oh oh this is the. neighborhood Ro Slow Down slow down slow. down I like that noise I know that noise. is kind of hype after driving a Tesla I. never hear that real I love yeah I drive. a Tesla whatever don't worry I'll get. i'll get no you don't cash you drive a.

2012 Chevy Cruise yeah why why are you. telling people you drive a Tesla well I. own a Tesla he you want to you want to. park right here and we can get a little. walk around okay yeah sure show us the. whip oh yeah yeah yeah let's get aour. let me this is a crazy spot to do a car. tour oh why. didy at least we're good all right let's. do walk around also who the heck was. sitting in this chair like seriously. there's no room here I feel like I'm in. a dwer car all right can I drive your.

brand new a Bronco yeah I I'll take this. I I got I got it listen try not to step. in the red clay so you don't get it in. her car I'm just I'm better with a. camera oh no trust me I'm good I'm good. just everything's going to be out of. focus let me just hold on yeah see. everything's going to be messed up no. hold on guys I'm learning how to work in. camera it's cold and my hair is getting. wet okay hold on hold on hold on let you. a wait no we aren't time for a quick run. around I got to learn how to work this. hold can you just give it to me uh M.

nobody can see you right now you're out. of focus and give me the camera give me. give. me I'm figure it out okay here we go. cash get off the dirt you're standing in. the mud on purpose no I was not standing. in the mud on purpose Kate that's just. called dirt that's the outside world. there we go now it's fixed we got to. hurry okay now that it's fixed can I see. you back uh no I got an issue hey hey. your car talking y sure car. is quick walk around ready did you name. it yet uh. Shaquisha okay basically here's my car.

um this is the trunk that's a nice trunk. can you fit cash in it hey if your trunk. can fit me in it then that means your. junk got a lot in it trunk you know ow. oh wait look at this little compartment. here oh. yeah she got a car jack I've never seen. that actually so we're going to do a see. how much of a car people you guys are. does anybody know what this is yes me SW. what is it cash doesn't know that's why. he's asking you no I know exactly what.

this is and we'll see if anybody's. answers are correct do you know what it. is keny what do you think it is I know. exactly what it is what do you think it. is oh no I know exactly what it is what. do you think it is it is a funnel Bingo. that's what I was going to say for when. you have to urinate in the car you just. turn around and you just pee like this. that's not appropriate that's not what. it's for okay put the now where does it. go out the window you just hold it out. the window and you pee okay grab give. put that back in there okay yeah uh. we'll need to sanitize this once it's. used hey hey there's your jack you can.

change your tire for the first time no. okay ready Harper if you get a flat tire. by yourself you're so C are these seat. covers what is this let's just all right. we're going to see how about you guys no. cars what is this bag in the car. wow I mean I don't know what this is you. can fit three of me back here and that's. pretty maybe. two oh wow you got a 12vt back here. that's nice I mean she can take the roof.

off this girl I can and summer I'm. taking the roof off it's cold I'm really. cold. har okay yeah guys could you hear me oh. whoa what is that it has a gas tank. that's so oh waa that's TI that's that's. so oh sorry I don't mean to steal your. thunder oh wait come on 13. 13 she almost broke her window she. literally she literally just almost. shattered her window she had it right. here and close that it was about to.

shatter it dude you were about to. freaking obliterate this I'm sorry I'm. sorry I mess up sometimes all right back. in the car no no. no I want to see the headlights my car. is this from the show at our banks is. this the car from the show yes I bought. the show one you bought the one off the. TV show hey you're about to run over a. cup all right. that's that's mine my dad cup um this is. my car yeah it is my car oh nice car bra.

okay thanks I'm too cold too cold hey. pop the hood let me check the engine. I'll make sure we're good to go okay. hurry let's leave them hurry. hurry he's never he's never checked. engine I'm just going to check the. engine okay well yeah all right I'm just. going to check the engine make sure. we're good to go up in here all right. all right pop it oh gosh okay no pop the. hood lift the hood out of the car oh oh. oh they're leaving us you know what's.

crazy I know people psych people out by. like trying to hit them with a car but I. do not trust Harper at all hey it's. really cold outside hey don't leave us. here that's pretty messed up I'm not. walking home that is a far walking it's. cold all right let's get walking we need. that funnel we going to have to start. fing for ourselves I'll be honest I. don't think they're coming back look M. Ste trees what are the we can use those. to make a shelter this isn't Minecraft. you can't throw that in a crafting table. yes you.

can I know exactly how to make a shelter. we're going to need to get a lot of. brush and put it over this brush and. then there will be a cave inside there. look what plenty of room in here oh yeah. looks like a a very warm place all right. I'm walking home by it's a lot warmer. inside the brush no I'll see you later. I'm walking home don't worry I'll be. here making my shelter okay you have fun. in your shelter we kind of cut the. camera for a little bit because we got. cold and we had a thin for our survival.

the girls never came back it's really. really cold out here and they never came. back and we don't have our phones so I. really did think they were just going to. leave us for a minute but they they they. I thought they were going to turn around. and it's freezing out here were in a. construction zone and so there's no one. around yeah and it's like slightly. raining like misting but we're fine yeah. we're really fine we'll keep we'll keep. traveling on young companions yeah. something companion young companions. no that's not them they're still not oh. no it's them it's them I see them on the.

horizon cat that's just a bird we got to. keep walking all right guys well hey. make sure to. subscribe subscribe.