I Bleached My Eyebrows!
All of you will play rock paper. scissors. Okay. And the loser has to dye. their eyebrows. What? What? Rock paper. scissors. Shoot. No. Rock paper. scissors. Shoot. I'm so scared. Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot. Yes. Oh, no. Oh, no. No. No. No. No way. All right. The bleach is in her. eyebrows. It said let it sit for 30 to. 35, but since it's eyebrows, I literally. think like 10 minutes. Oh my gosh. Look. at her eyebrows. Actually,
what did you do? It was your fault. Oh, no. [Music]. Play any ambulance noise. I can guess. which one it is. Uhhuh. No, you can't. Yes, I can. And it's going to get. copyrighted. No, they don't do that. Yeah. No. Yeah, that's that's what you do. What? What do. you mean? I would He said don't do that. I'm so good at making noise. Don't do. that. But also, I don't do that. I'm not. kidding. I'm great at making noises. If. you make one noise, I can make it with. my mouth. Okay. Here we go.
Ready. Hold on. Okay. All right. Try. this one. Okay. No, that wasn't it. Wait. Okay. I could do it better. I I. don't think you're as great as you have. it. Can you do like like a a sound. that's not like hitting something? Yeah, I got it. I got it. Ready? Uh. just redo it. Wait, wait, wait. Now, that one noise that I I tell you that. you make with your mouth. That sounds. cool. I bet she can't redo that. I bet.
she can. I bet she can't. No, no one can do this. Oh my god. Everyone can do that. No, they can't. I've never met a human be. What was that? Why is he doing that? It's the only thing cool in his life and. he just took it away. To be fair, his a little. higher for how much he flexes that when.
you like his whole life he flexes. He's. the only one. He was mid flexing it and. you just. No, listen. That was not it. That was. not it. My entire life, I've never met. someone that can do it. Yeah. Do it. again. And it's because the way my. underbite and my teeth work. I can. whistle like. this and I can do it's kind of like a. train all at the same time. So,
okay. Okay. No, it's not because listen. I mean, like it is. No. Well, because. you're doing yours like power. You're. going like. You're going to do it? No. Yours is like. a scream. No. Look at mine. Look. Really? Watch. Ready? His is a whistle. kind of. Yeah. His is like a bird. It's. a bird. He'll do it like in a restaurant. and people will be looking around for. the bird. Sometimes I do it when I'm. bored in a restaurant. I'll just go. and everybody's like, "Where's that. bird?" I don't know. I'm going to get.
that bird. And then I'm like And. everybody's like I want to do that in. class. It's so funny. Tell me this isn't. a bird. Harper's got to load hers up. before she Yeah. Harper's. like she's making the face the. 2-year-old makes. just everyone just looks at her like and. she's like, "Where was that burr coming. from?" Yeah. I'm like, "What the who? Where's that coming from? How do you do. it so effortlessly?" Cuz he's whistling. He's whistling. He's not screaming. Wait, you're using like your boat. I'm.
doing this right here. And then it's going. Okay. Okay. The noises are a bit much. We have been making lots of noises. We. have contributed nothing to society with. this episode so far. When we're at the. live show, you should do that. Pay. taxes. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, I was. going to say when we're at the live. show, you should do that into the. microphone from the backstage and just. see like see how many people go. No, they're going to know now when they hear. that. If you guys are at the live shows.
um and you hear that like. pre-show, why are you announcing it to. them? Specifically, if y'all are at the. Miami show or the Miami area show, the. Tampa Orlando show, it's like it's like. that's like more of a birdie show. Tickets are officially on sale for our. world tour. Oh my gosh. Oh, go get your tickets at. the lolodcast.net. Yes, you guys have to hurry before they. sell out. Yes. Link is in the.
description. Get your tickets. Yeah, we're going on a world tour. [Music]. We're in Florida. We're doing a show. near you. We're doing an alligator. We. are. What are you saying? I don't know. They're jumping around. But what I was. saying was if we're if you live in. Florida, we're going to be near you in. Florida. That's true. So, lock your. doors. Hide your keys. Well, you know.
what? We're coming to your neighborhood. and buy a ticket. Buy a ticket. Link in. the description. Somebody commented on. one of our videos. They were like, "Please don't come to my city." What. the? Yeah. They were like, "You don't. want us to come to your city." Trust me, the traffic is bad once we're there. Yeah. No. No. Seriously guys, if you are. in the well anywhere in Florida, but. Miami era area or Orlando/tampampa, we're doing two shows in Florida in mid. June 14th to 15th. The LOL Podcast.net. or the link in the description. Go get. your tickets. And then also the next two. shows after that are Atlanta, Georgia,
right? Charlotte, North Carolina and. Washington DC. Wait, are we going to be. doing a show on my birthday? June 23rd. Don't forget. Okay. Are we going to do a. show on my birthday March 20th? Don't. forget. Uh, we lowkey could be. Yeah, we. might be. Yeah, we're gonna be in. overseas. Dude, you have a birthday in. like Australia. Fine. And then you could just like go. I. like No, but seriously, if you guys are. there, you got to come out to the show. Y'all want to see something impressive? Yeah. I can name all the cities we're.
doing in order. No, you can't. Yeah, we. can. All 24 of them. Plus the six overseas. Wait, don't go. yet. I can name all of them. Don't go. yet. This is one of This is one of the. things he like practices. All right, I. got it. Self instruction. This is every. single city we are doing on tour. In. order. In order. Okay. Uh this is Yeah. Mhm. Miami/west Palm Beach. Yep. Tampa/. Orlando/ uh Lakeland. Yes. Atlanta, Georgia. Yes.
Charlotte, North Carolina? Yes. Washington DC? Yes. Philadelphia? Is he. looking at something? Does he have them. written somewhere? How's he doing this? No. Philadelphia. New York. Yeah. Boston. Uhhuh. Uh. oh. How did I know these two would mess. you up? Like I knew. Do you want to know. the first round? Because we mixed them. up. I remember when we were planning. tour, we mixed them up right here. But. I'm going to go with. Toronto. No frick. We mixed it. Hold on. Spare me time. Okay, I will spare you.
because he is right. There was some. confusion on these states. Go ahead. Go. ahead. Chicago. No. Okay. Milwaukee. Yes. Minneapolis. Yes. Yes. Toronto. Yes. Wow. Minnesota. Minnesota. No. No. No. I was like, we. don't have Minnesota. Wait. I was just. trying to um Well, it goes Cincinnati. No, you missed one. Oh. Uh, Chicago.
Wait, what? Okay, now you're just naming. cities. No, hold on. Wait, wait. Everybody's confusing me. It's Toronto. and then it is Minneapolis. Is it not that? No, you're messing him. up. Oh. Oh, yeah. Okay, let me focus. here. Toronto, Atlanta. No. Everybody, please, please help me focus. Gotham. Maverick. No. St. Louis. Yeah. Cincinnati. Yeah. Chicago. No. Yeah. No.
What? Okay, we're done with this game. No. No. No. Don't do it. No. We're done. You can't do it. Practice. No. I did. I. did. You're like a toddler. Kate, will you. name the rest of No, no, no, no. I got. him. I got him. Hold on. No, I don't. St. Louis, Cincinnati. Yeah. If you don't get this, you're done. Come on. Okay. If I If I. fail one more time, you know what? You. guys can do whatever you want to me. I. don't even care. Okay. Hey, Cash. Remember, it's a cities that I had to. remember. Can I bleach your eyebrows? Then it is. Wait, can I bleach your. eyebrows if you get it wrong?
Can I bleach your eyebrows if you get it. wrong, Phoenix? No. Okay. Oh, somebody. gets No, no. San Francisco, San Diego, Phoenix, Las Vegas, uh, you're wrong. But LA, Chicago, Chicago. Yes. Melboard, Brisbane, Sydney, Toronto. Oh, wait. Uh, you missed Dallas. You didn'tond. London, Manchester, Dublin, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, Oklahoma City. Yeah. Okay, that's all of it. It wasn't. in order and it took a while, but we got. there. You heard it here. Heard first.
Okay. Well, I can name them all. We're. going to dye his eyebrows. Well, I can. name them all really fast. Not in order. How about that? Yep. How about that? And you guys can't even. name five of them in order. Remember. that? I can name all of them. And the. point is isn't about if I can name them. It's that you failed. And so now we're. going to dye your eyebrow eyebrows. What? Yes, we will bleach your eyebrows. No eyebrow. Eyebrow bleach for you. What? That's why it's right behind me. No, you're getting bleached. That's why I took it before you guys. could do it. Okay. No. No. Cash. Unfortunately, we're bleaching your.
eyebrows. No, we're not. You said we. could do anything we wanted to your. body. No. Yeah. It's We caught it in 4K. on nine different cameras. Did I say. that? Um I would really rather not. No. Uh I I heard Maverick uh scheming before. the episode that he wants to bleach my. eyebrows with this box here of bleach. You I took it I took it when he wasn't. looking. Dude, you sound like Never. mind. Just keep going. Yeah. Don't Don't. be mean like like a genius. Something. called me young Sheldon because I'm so. big brain. Um anyways, with this they. want to dye my eyebrows with this and I.
was like uh no I don't think so. So I'm. going to take it. No, I'm willing to dye. my eyebrows. I am. Yes. Icy platinum. blonde. Oh, I'm willing to dye my I'm. willing to dye my eyebrows. Icy platinum. blonde if all of you will play rock. paper scissors. Okay. And the loser has. to dye their eyebrows. What? What? Okay. So, everyone must be involved. Wait, you. just make rules and like force people to. do them. Uh, no. No. See, that's what. Yeah. You said we had to do whatever you. want we want into your body. So, we're.
going to dye your eyebrows. That's what. a dictator does. You a dictator. No, you. dye one eyebrow and I'll dye one. eyebrow. That's hilarious. I I I am. okay. Get it? I That's so funny. Imagine. you guys like alternated eyebrows and. you put your face next together and it. was like brown. I'm not dying one of my. eyebrows. Dye an eyebrow. No, listen. I. I will. Why not? As long as everyone. rock paper scissors and if I lose, I. will hold up my end of the deal. Unfortunately, I'm not dying by. eyebrows. Yes, we are. Even when I said. that, I was let you dye yours first and. then I was even Alex and the live studio.
audience. What. do Let's Let's Let's just let you dye. your eyebrows since you told us we could. do anything we wanted to your body. You. know what? We shall start. No, you said. we could do whatever we wanted to your. body. Yeah. No, where is this? Roll it back. If I. fail one more time, you know what? You. guys can do whatever you want to me. I. don't even care. Where does this keep. getting thrown around at? Okay. Uh, you. know what? I will be the man here. Yeah. And I will participate first. So, who.
would like to rock paper scissors? Me. Okay. Let's go. Ready? Wait. Why are you. rock paper scissoring? You're already. going to do it. No, I'm not. If I lose. What? I need everyone to raise their. left hand. So, if you lose, I promise. that they will dye their eyebrows if. they lose. So, if you lose, you're going. to dye your eyebrows. Yes. I will dye my. eyebrows if I lose. But I need you guys. to raise your left hands right now and. say, "I will dye my eyebrows if I lose.". Why are left hands? Because right just. seems too serious for this situation. So. please raise your left, Kenzie, because. I feel like you'd be the one to back. out.
What? You messed your arm up. You can. put it down. Yes. Live studio. Somebody play me. I got to hurry. We got. to play. Play me. Kate. Ready? I don't. want to dye my eyebrows. Ready? No. I'll. play Harper. Okay, Kate. Wait. Hold on. I'll play Harper first. Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot. No. No. No. No. Play me. best out of three. You won't. You won't. You won't. Oh, you're so scared, little two out of three. Yeah. Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot.
All right. Now you have to go. Okay. Ready, Cash? Okay. Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot. Okay. Okay. Come on here. Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot. I'm so scared. [Laughter]. You already have to. You've lost against.
all of us. I'm so scared. The odds are. in my favor. There's no way I lose this. many times in a row. I have real tears. right now. Okay. Ready, Candy? I think. the live audience wants to go first. You ready? Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot. Yes. Yes. This. is not real. Okay. Okay. Tell me best down three. And. be honest. Raise your right hand cuz I'm.
serious. Did y'all plan this before the. No. Right hand and left hand. How would. we plan what you're going to throw? Yeah. What? What I'm going to throw? You. can't plan rock paper scissors without. what you're going to do. Paper, scissors, rock. No. I mean, y'all, I. don't know what I'm saying, but I know. this was rigged. No, it was not rigged. If anything, it was almost rigged on me. Okay. I wish Kinsey would have won. That. was insane. Okay. Wait, wait. I'll do it. if Cash does it. No, no, no. I just won.
No, you got to play best out of three. with her. Oh, no. I don't know. She. played best out of three with you. She's. a big strong man. I'm just a little. girl. I can never I'm weak. I'm just. Here we go. Here we go. No, you have to. I don't know why you. did that. You have to. Listen, Harper. Listen, hold on. I would just like to. say something. I would like to say. something really quick. Harper's a. bigger man than you. Yes. Yes. No. I'll. pay for I'll play for you. How about. that? She'll play for your position cuz. she's pretty good. I'll play for your. position, but if I lose, then you have.
to dye your eyebrows. No, that's okay. Right. Okay. I'll play for you. No, no, no. That's okay. Uh, but I would like to. say Harper played me best out of three. Yes, she did. But we still had we still. had all these people to go through. So. she wasn't risking much. Me I'm risking. everything if I play. Just do it. Don't. be a big baby about everything. You want to be a freaking baby about. everything. Playing rock paper scissors. No. Nothing's more intense than rock paper.
scissors. I feel so stuck in the middle. between my husband and my best friend. Come on. Okay. Okay. Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot. Damn it. I'm a girl. Yeah. Yeah. So, it makes. more sense for you to dye your hair cuz. guys don't dye their hair. What? What? Guys, I don't see your eyebrows anyways. You wear a hat. Oh, man. You can still. see my We do have to replay because it. it wasn't fair. It wasn't being filmed. So, we had because you got so many.
chances to win and be out and you still. lost. And she only got one. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Yes. Like you got to. lose and try again and lose and try. again and lose and try again and Kenzie. only just got one loss. Yeah, I was. putting myself on the line out there. I. know. No, all you have to do is win one. It's like the best thing all the time. Bleach. Bleach. This brings back some trauma lotion. Uh, all right, Kenzie, start breaking. out that bleach. Come on. You know, is.
this safe for your skin? Probably not. Probably not. But it does like What if your eyebrows. fall out after? Are they actually? I. don't know. I've never done it. personally. Do we have enough money for. um that that eyebrow thing? Eyebrow. transplant. Micro bleeding. Blading. What did she say? Do we have enough. money for it? All right, Kenzie. Time to dye your eyebrows. Oh, hold on. I'm crying. Kenzie doesn't have. that. I'm so confused on how like this. is like fair because you got all these. people to go against and she got one.
chance. Yeah, it's still not fair. We. need to redo it. We need to have a. bracket. I'm not playing again after all. that sweat and blood. Cash, you only had. to win one game. She had to she you or. you best. No, you got four chances. This. is how it was played. If if I lost. there, ain't nobody would give me a. second because you would have had extra. chances. We're saying it was unfair to. her and way more fair to you and you. still almost lost. I don't play, M. Go. Okay, I win. You forfeited. No. What? Look at that. Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, I already beat you. No, we're not.
playing again. We're not No, we're not. doing this. No, no, we have to have a. bracket. No, no bracket. All right, Kenzie, here we go. No, we have to have. a bracket. No, I'm not dying my. eyebrows. We're doing a bracket. Hey, we're doing a bracket that risk you guys. dying your eyebrows. Yeah, but it also. risk you dying yours. Severe. Wait, what? Um, hair color can cause an allergic. reaction, which in certain rare cases. can be severe. Now, good thing you're. not allergic. Well, how do we know? Cuz she dyes her. hair. Look at it. Look at yours. Yours? Yeah, I'm not allergic either. Yeah. Avoid contact of this product with eyes.
and skin. Oh, it says not for females. Cash, you have to do it. Uh, there's a. female on the cover. Oh, not for. eyebrows, though. Not on this side. Okay. Can we get along with this? Are. you secretly like terrified to see what. Kenzie looks like with bleach eyebrows? My wife died. I just think it's funny if. Cash gets them. Yeah, me too. See that? I don't think that's funny cuz I have to. look at that all the time. Yeah. And I. run. I won. Fair. What if M doesn't love. me anymore? That's a risk. We're going. to have to take. Okay. Yeah, I'm willing. to do it, too. So, wait, how long does. it We got to Google how long it takes.
before they come back. No, no, we don't. have to do that. We have to do brackets. Yes, brackets. We have to play again, unfortunately. Yeah, I'm not playing. again. It's the only. fair six to eight weeks. Yeah, that's. actually not that long. I thought it'd. be longer. It's pretty long by tour. I'll see you in Florida. Well, except. the Florida shows. Kenzie might have. bleached eyebrows on We play the. bracket. The real tour. Can you please. come to the Florida shows and see. Kenzie's bleached eyebrows? She's like, "Hi, guys. What's up? What's.
up, Miami?". Yeah, that wasn't funny. All right, let's let's see it. Yeah, nobody really. Where's that laugh track at? Um, see, why are we doing this? All. right, we'll just We're going to cut the. episode to when Kenzie's got the eyebrow. stuff on. And we're back. We got the dye. ready. Are you ready, Kenzie? I I don't. know about that. Well, no matter what, you have to do it because you did lose. rock, paper, scissors. Actually, actually, I think that me and Cash. needed to go two out of three. But you. know what? I'll play you one. I'll play.
you one last time. Ready? Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot. Oh, man. I mean, she. know. Wow. I mean, I can't even believe I did. that. Do it again. Do it again. Some say. I would do it again. Do it again. Some. say you play again. Some say All right. Ready? Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot. Uhoh. I won. Well, that would be best. No. No. She won. What? I just won like. 12 in a row. What are you talking about? Ready? Here we go. Those are different. rounds. Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot. Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot. Rock,
paper. Oh, she won again. Oh, she won. Shoot. Okay, that's even right now. Next. one wins. Oh my goodness. That's it. No, you have to. No, you each won three. I. was just playing around. Raise your hand. if you think Cash has. No. No. I'm not. doing that last game. No, I won the game. like 12 times. Cash, you have to. Okay. Look at me. I'm looking at Look at me. not doing it. You have to. I'm not doing. it right now. You lost. Come on, Kenzie. This is your chance. I'm going to cry. Don't get it in my eyeballs. You won't. Thank her eyebrows might just fall out.
Stop. No. That's worst case scenario. And she'll just look like No. No. eyebrow. They're just going to bleach. blonde and then I'm going to dye them. back, right? No. We might have to use a. Sharpie to get them back. What? Yeah, they'll be gone. Black eyebrows. Draw. them on with a Sharpie. They're like. light brown. This is This is your. chance, Kenzie. This is your chance to. stop all the comments. This is your. chance. Comments. Look at my mouth. I. don't know what comments. What comments. are you talking about? Oh, I don't know. Yeah. What comments are we talking? I. don't know. This is your chance. Look at.
my mouth. She's asked like three times. No one's looking. Yeah. Nice mouth you. got there. Look at the Yeah, I see it. You got some like very like bloody gums. going on there. I don't even want to. look at that. This is No, but seriously, this is your chance to stop all the. comments of Kinsey ruined the pod. Uh. Kinsey PMO. This This is your chance. It'll all stop today. Kenzie. Lok This is like initiation. This is. like do this and they're gonna be like, "Ah, she did that wrong. She peed me. out." Or whatever they saying. No, this.
is like your initiation. It shows how. much you want to be here. You know what. I mean? I think I I don't want to be. here that bad. I would not. The next. guest we have on for initiation, they. should also do that. Wait, we all. initiated. We should all do it. No, the. next guest we have, we should be like, "All right, today we're going to play a. game of rock, paper, scissors." Rumor. has it, uh, the Costco guys will be the. next guest, and I don't think they're. doing it. I don't want to do this on somebody that.
doesn't want it. I need a verbal consent. before I do it. I'll be fine. I'll be. fine. I'll be fine as long Worst case. scenario, my eyebrows fall off, right? I. mean, that's the worst. Yeah, that's not. going to happen, though. So, Uhhuh. And. that really PMO. So, I'm so do that. But. um I need a yes. Say Kate, I want you to. bleach my arms. Are you still going to. love me? There's always a chance. What? I think he will still love you. Worst case, I think. Just maybe not the.
eyebrow part, right? They'll grow back in six to eight. weeks. He'll be fine. You'll be fine. I'll be fine. Worst case scenario, they. never grow back. I'm like, what? I'm. glitching over here. I'm like stressed. I'm going to go to do it. It's fine. I'm. doing it for the lack of the comments. because you people are mean to me. So, y'all are bullying her into bleaching. her eyebrows. Say, "Oh, Kenzie, such a. pick me." She just wanted to talk about. her. Okay. Uh, but for real, Kenzie, you. were the best one to get drawn because.
your eyebrows are already the lightest. color. Yes, this is true. See, I know. you rigged it. Somehow you did it. What? I don't know, but I rigged it. It was. rock paper scissors. Oh, let's get this. going. All right. Can you say, "Kate, I. want you to bleach my eyebrows." Um, Kate, I do not want you to bleach my. eyebrows, but Kate, you must bleach my. eyebrows. For the fans, that sounded. like consent to me. Come on. If she. bleaches her eyebrows, you should. probably come to Tampa Bay, Florida to. see your eyebrows. Yeah. If if I do this. and we're coming to a show in your town.
or near your town, you better have. bleached eyebrows at the show. Yeah. Can. the whole audience with your bleached. eyebrows? Don't tell your parents I said that, dude. If I like in the audience I see. someone with bleached eyebrows, I just. be like, "You got got man." No. If you. come with bleached eyebrows to the meet. and greet, Kinsey will give you a big. old kiss on the cheek. What the? Maybe. not that. Dang. But maybe to the show. with bleached eyebrows in a sign that. says, "I bleached my eyebrows." I will. choose you on stage events. I'll go as.
far to say this. In the meet and greet. line, we're not allowed to sign anything. because we have to get 500 people. through in a small amount of time. But. if you show up with bleached eyebrows, Kinsey will sign something. The entire. audience has bleached eyebrows. We're. like crazy. That would be so with a. maximum of two people. Yeah, you got to. be one of the first two people. No, everyone's waiting in line for If you. come up with bleached eyebrows, I'll. sign I'll sign one thing. We We'll have.
enough in line for the show. It's like. everyone comes up. If your dad also has. bleached eyebrows on Tuesday to Tuesday. No, you're going to get we're going to. get in trouble if we say that because. there's going to be a lot of people that. show up with bleached eyebrows. We'll. have to work it in. We may be standing. in that line. Shaved eyebrows. Shaved. eyebrows. Do not shave your eyebrows. You show up. to the show, you bleached your eyebrows. You're like, "Yeah, I'm going to get. stuff." And then you just see the whole. audience bleach that. I'm going to ask. I would not say that that's a smart.
thing because there's a very good chance. there's a lot of people that are going. to bleach their eyebrows and this is. going to backfire on you. Because if all. 500 people in the B3 line have bleach. eyebrows, we can't sign everything. There's no way that's gonna happen. Only. like the filthiest show in the world. Look out. the whole audience got bleached. eyebrows. That's a viral. I I would. highly highly recommend not doing that. guys. Y'all are going to regret it. You. all film them and they all have bleached. eyebrows. You're like in the audience. You could even make TikToks in the. audience. You could be like POB the.
people behind you all have bleached. eyebrows and then you like pull it down. You like they're crazy. That is a viral Tik Tok. All right, Kenzie. Okay, I'm I'm prepared. Okay, can you pull your hair back so I don't. bleach your hair? A whole friend group. comes up with bleached eyebrows. Is that. bleach? Yeah. Sorry. Oh my gosh. I have. a hair appointment next week. Gabri's. going to look at me like I'm insane. I'm. going to sit down. Maybe she can dye my. eyebrows back. You better get used to. that. Everyone's going to look at you. like you're insane. If we If you go back. next week and your eyebrows are then I. have to go a whole week with my eyebrows. like that. Well, you can attempt and if.
they look bad tonight, then you Why. don't you Why is bleach blue? Wait, wait, wait. I'm Yeah, I'm Oh, frick. Is. this going to go all over my skin? No, I'm just going to put it on your. eyebrows. Give her little zebra stripes. Sure. Zebra stripes. You want zebra? Yeah, I get you good. with the design. No. No. Candace pulls. out the razor and gives her an eyebrow. slit. Okay. She's got like hard. Should. we play rock paper scissors for an. eyebrow slit? Yes. Yeah. Yes. Mhm. All. right. Ready? Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Okay, but.
out of three. No. Yeah. Out of three. All right. Ready. Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot. I'm not going to lie, Kenzie. I. feel like I might be able to do a rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Ready? Ready? Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot. I forget, right? Yeah, for sure. Hey, are we getting this show on the road. over here? Y'all are playing rock, paper, scissors. Yo, y'all interrupted. our All right. Sorry. I think I can get. it cleaner with a Q-tip. Okay, but then. spoolie. Yeah. Vince, booty. I don't.
want to have an even ugly. Oh frick. What am I doing? Oh my gosh. Can you. turn your head? Make sure you got a. closeup on that. Can you make sure. there's no way to Wait, what did you. say? Oh, I was just asking Kinsey to. turn her head for me. There's no way. Kinsey's actually going to dial. Did. that just touch my head? No, there's no. way she's going to freak. Frick. Frick. Oh gosh. I don't I don't like that she's. yelling like that. No, it's fine. It's. fine. Just keep going. Ready? Can you. get closer to me? She's going to do it. Oh, come on, Matt. You're stepping on.
bleach right now. Oh, no. Frick. Matt. bleached his heel. My foot's bleached. Wait, you got to back up. Oh, no. Oh, no. No. No. No. No way. Oh, no. Oh, the instant regret. You can see it. on her face. She's so regretting this. right now. Oh, no. There's like no. bleach on it. Oh, no. I can see it in. there. I don't know if they're ever going to. grow back the same.
She's so good. No, Google says weeks. I. mean, she is fried. There's no coming. back to her eyebrows. I can't believe. you're letting this happen to you. It's. going to be okay. It's not going to be. okay. It's going to be okay. No, you're. going your eyebrows are going to fall. out. It's only six to eight weeks. All. right. That's as long as a pregnancy. takes. Think about that. What? How long does that I need to Google. something? Yeah, they need to be like. smeared on like that.
Here we go. M. Get your hand out of the. way. You're blocking it. I need to see. this. No, seriously. You're blocking the. camera. Ky is absolutely fried. There was no. coming back from this. I can smell the. bleach. Oh, no. She's. done. She's done. We're done. Me and. you. Hey, Harper. You think you can fit in. that chest while we're waiting on them? Yeah, let's try that. Okay. All right.
While Kinsey dies her hair, we're going. to see if Harper can fit in this here. chest. Wait, maybe we should see if Cash. can fit in that here chest. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's do that. Okay. Whoa. Careful. All right. The bleach is. in her eyebrows. We should It said let. it sit for 30 to 35, but since it's. eyebrows, I literally think like 10. minutes. It looks like you need to We're. going to have to get this thing off. It. looks like you need to put more in. That. looks like it's going to do nothing. It. might uh do nothing. Well, do you want. more? I'm crying. Do you want more? It. probably does need it. If I'm going to.
do it, better do it right. Okay. What are they doing? Am I close? Look at me. What am I doing? There's. nails sticking out. There's like bad. nails sticking out. Hey, don't put nails in my back. No. No, we wouldn't do that. Yo, no. No, you're fine. No, you're. fine. You guys are trying to kill me. These things are huge. There's like. nails all in that thing. Yeah. No, we're.
getting them out. We're getting them. out. Take them out for you. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Yeah, like Tabitha lthered. it on apparently. Apparently. Apparently supposed to like. really get it on there. That's what he. What do you think? I don't know how much. more I should do. Supposed to get it. all. There's no way. I just tried to fit. in the chest. I wasn't even close. But. Harper actually might camp. You weren't. close. You can't. You're stupid. Try. again. I did just try. My head wouldn't. even get in there. Okay. Harper, get on in. I said try.
again. Let's see if you fit. I probably. won't. I'm big Harper. Little Harbor. I'm big Harper. All. right. Here we go. Oh, Harper actually might fit. Oh my. gosh. The thing is like perfectly curved. for her very weird back arch. I mean, you should really start sitting up. straight. Yo, you really should start sitting up. straight. Your back is going to be in. the shape of the sea forever. Wait, she just fit. I just realized. that. Yeah, she's in there. That's.
crazy. I think it'll break. If it breaks, she's. All right, let's start her in the. ocean. How does this feel? Wow. I can't believe you actually fit in. that. Was that heavier? Imagine we had. like a cool magic trick and she was. gone. All right, the bleach is in your. eyebrows, Kenzie. Cash, get in there. Oh.
my gosh. Oh, I can see it changing. colors. Actually, yeah, it's actually going to bleach your. eye. We literally I think we let it sit. for like five minutes max. I think you. take it off right now. That looks bad. Cash, get in. Oh my gosh, it is already. changing colors. Cash, get in. No, Kenzie, stop looking at it. Stoping. colors. Stop looking at it. Okay, Cash, get in there. Cash, get in. No, I just. tried. I said, Cash, get in. You can.
fit. Get in. How long does it say to? Yes. Cash, get in. I'm not getting in. Why not? So, we're just going to leave. it in for like a few. It's like It's um. It's feeling tingly. You're fine. It's. supposed to. Will you please get in the. chest? M. I'm not I'm not getting in the. chest. Get in the chest for the for the. viewers at least. I I did. I did. I did. No, but we didn't get the lid on you. We. focus on the eyebrows over here. Surprise. But it's feeling a bit tingly. Sorry, I had to get Yeah. Wait, does. that hurt? It It just feels tingly like.
when you take pre-workout and like too. much pre-workout and you're like, I have. the biggest on your eyebrow. I was Okay, I have this for you when you're ready. Okay. Cash, can you please fit in the. chest while we wait? No. Why? Cuz we I'm. not fit. I already got in the chest. I. didn't fit. I know. But you didn't fit. in it again. I didn't fit. Like, you. think I got smaller? You think I did. Weight Watchers in the last 5 minutes, huh? You think I went in a calorie. deficit? What's happening? Cuz I didn't. get any smaller in the last 5 minutes. You'll fit. Oh my,
dude. I can't I can't fit in the chest, you bend down. Body shaving. Sit down. Yeah. Okay, go ahead. Body shaving. Move. backwards. I can't. Wait. Go head first. Flip your body around. Oh my gosh. How. would you like me to go head first? Sit. down. Sit down. Oh yeah, my eyebrows are. burning. I'm going to go head first. No, dummy. No. Flip your body close. What. are you doing? Seriously, get up. Put.
your body in there. Put your body in. there. Sit like this and then like go in. Yo, I'm not your size. Why am I acting like. I'm not No. Come here. Come here. Come. here. Get in there. No. Put your feet. out. Put your feet out, Cash. Put your. feet out. Okay, now scoot forward. Oh, yeah. We're close. I can feel it. I'm about to get angry. My eyebrows. hurt. Scoot forward. Hold on. I at least.
need a microphone if I'm going to be in. here. Okay. Okay. Not that close. Calm. down. Get your back in. Get your back in. there. Your whole back in your head. Yes. Now, now get this in here. This is. not real. This is not working. Oh, it's. going to work. This is not Why is it. working? Wait, wait. Let me take off my hat. Wait, take off my hat. Why is it lowkey. working? Wait, you got you got to push. my foot in. All right, push.
I'm hearing Cash's body crack. It's like. cracking. My face hurt so bad. Let me. see your eyebrows. Are they getting. blonde? Really? Do I look crazy? Oh, Matt, get off of it. Oh. Honey, are you okay? Oh, he just hit his.
head. My skin really hurts. His whole neck was. turning red. Are you okay? No, I'm not. Okay. Okay. I just got to turn into a. freaking mushroom without. [Laughter]. My face is burning. You guys see a. dandelion when they blow it out. It has. no life left in it. Yeah, that's me. Are you okay? No. Okay. I look like a.
hairless dandelion. You look like a. hairless dandelion. No, you look like a. bleached dandelion. Okay. Oh my god. No. one sees yellow dandelions. Actually, dandelions are yellow. No, they're not. They're white. No, they're also yellow. first. They're white. They're yellow. You're not getting that. Dude, the chest was cracked in half. Yeah, so is my skull. I was completely I swear it wasn't. dropped. Did I start? Yeah, it did. Cash. I was standing on the box jumping.
Yeah. Okay. Okay. Wait. Y'all think her. eyebrows look blonde, right? Tabitha did. it twice. Oh my gosh. Let sit for a. minute then. What are you trying? What? What are you doing? Just wait. We just. don't understand. What? What are you? I'm going to look up. how long you're supposed to do it for. Why are you doing that? There's just no. point. What are you breaking it for? He's trying to like show strength. M. stood on me so hard that the bottom of. the chest broke. No, you just did that.
You just You literally just broke it. I. literally just saw you like totally. break it. No, I just had to give it a. little adjustment. It was It was. the adjustment like you a chiropractor. They're just popping it back in place. Dude, why is that what chiropractors do? They're like grabb They're like, "Here, let me just This is This if you ever. been to the chiropractor, this is what. they do." They're just like, "Yeah.". Yeah. Yeah. Right. Oh, we did not. prepare correctly. One.
Yep. That's what a chiropractor does. Oh gosh. Are you okay, babe? Are you. okay? [Laughter]. Not you.
That guy's head got cooked. Oh my god. Oh my gosh. Had to happen. Okay, I'm. ready. I'm crying. Oh, that's so funny. Oh my gosh, look at. her eyebrows. Actually. yo, this is not Halloween. Why am I just. Oh my gosh, they're gone. Oh my gosh. Wait, don't don't make my. Wait, are they falling out? The bottom. Wait, are they coming out? Wait, I don't. see them. They look like they're falling. out. Oh my gosh. The Why does it look.
like her eyebrows are actually falling. off? The bottoms are kind of out. I. swear that is taking hair off. Oh my. gosh. No. I don't know how much hair you have. left. My life. Oh no. My life. Mommy, close your eyes. You can't see. this. It's real bad. It doesn't I mean. it's like an ombre effect. It's like not.
too bad. You don't want to see this. Just stay looking that way. Let me see. No, M. You don't want to see it. Oh, they're not that bad. My eyebrows are. still tingly. I mean, it's not like. terrible. It's just like like something. like. I can't believe you did that. What did. you do? It was your fault. Oh no. Yeah. Real. No. Everybody stop laughing. to her. No. No. I think that seriously look. horrible.
Stop. You don't look. It's fixable, right? Oh, she's co. She's ghost. I'm just. saying awes. Oh my gosh. She's so good. Why am I doing social? Oh, I mean, you. thought you'd look like Tabitha, but you. you Wait, wait. Step back, M. Can we get. a nice zoom in on the camera there? She. thought she looked like T. I mean, her. eyebrows.
I ain't never seen eyebrows like that in. my life. Oh, what happened to you? Wait, have you. seen them? TBH. Wait, somebody show her. Show her the. Okay, here's your eyebrows. Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Show it up. Show it up. Show her. Okay, Kenji, here's your reveal. I. can't. Why? Why? They're orange. Yeah. Yeah, they are. I have no facial.
expression. Wait, what is that? I look like um the. Mad Hatter. You look like a lot of things. I I I. probably shouldn't even say all the. things you look like right now. This is. his fault. What? Not me. Oh, I mean you. do look a little bit like Tabitha. I. mean like I see where you coming from. Like. I'm sorry you lost rock paper scissors.
I mean man, I need everybody to just. wind it back to when she told me I was. allowed to do that. What is What is she. doing? What is she doing? Oh, she's finishing a Tik Tok. She filmed a Tik Tok earlier. Now she's. finishing it. Oh no, she's cooked. Oh no. I mean, it's not like Dude, has. no expressions.
She's like in pain, but you can't tell. cuz her eyebrows are horrible. We can't. tell she's laughing or in pain. That's a horrible. It really does, dude. When your eyebrows are bleached, you. can't Oh, I got a good video. Don't. worry. You can't tell what facial. expression she's making. Make a happy. expression. Make it angry. I can't. You can't tell if you're crying. or happy. Dude, one time I dyed my hair. blue for a Skillet concert and I dyed my.
hair blue. Not And I don't mean this in. a bad way, Kenzie. I dyed my hair blue. and I thought it would last about a week. and then it turned pink and then it. turned yellow and then it turned orange. and believe it or not after all that. rainbow. What? And I'm being dead. serious. I mean, I'm not tripping at. all. My hair was rainbow for about 3. months. It was like oil slick. It It was. It wasn't until my hair completely grew. out and I could cut it all off. It was. bad. It was like, you know, like what.
oil looks like on the ocean. Should we. have her do the ad reads after this? Yay. Yes, you are so mean. And I say that to. say I hope I hope your eyebrows don't. turn rainbow because it does happen. That is just You should dye them blue. Imagine they just turn red, white, and. blue. You You do have the base to dye. them so you do have the base to color. them anything you want. Honestly, if you. want pink at this point, the 4th of July. is coming up. I think you should dye. red, white, and blue. Do pink and green. for LOL. Oh my god. One pink eyebrow,
one green eyebrow. Or just alternate. like a section of green, a section of. pink, a section of green, a section. If. you do that, I will also sign something. And I will sing the Star Spangled. Bandal. Bandle. Put a fingle down. Do you all know that? Star Spanganger. I'm on a deep side of. TikTok. Y'all must not be on. Wow. I. don't know how to say that. I love you, girl. What' you say? My eyebrows are. still tingling. Yeah, they're probably. going to do that for a while. I mean, if. you really kind of blur your eyes, she. has no eyebrows. Here, you could try to. fill me. That's true. It's all gone. I.
do see that. I also ran out of my. eyebrow pencil this morning. I don't. think you'll be needing that anymore. You can't even color them in to try to. fix it. I'm going to have to go to the. makeup store like this. Oh yes. I mean, you know, it's probably going to be the. craziest. Oh, trust me. You're probably. going to get a lot of advice given to. me. Yeah, don't worry. They'll know why. you're there. So, what are you coming for today? What. are you looking for? Looking at eyebrows. instead of eyes. What are you You just. walk in. They're like, "Come with me. Eyebrow pencil's over here.". No, I'm making you go into Sephora and. you're going to go grab it. I Yeah. And. just show them a picture. be like, "How.
do I fix this?". This is my wife. Are you shopping for. anyone today? A birthday gift perhaps? I. hate when they ask me that and I'm just. there to get my concealer. I just want. to know how I just want to know how to. get my wife uncooked, please. Her eyebrows are fried. Help. Oh my. gosh. Wait, they're actually so dry. Well, just slap a little lotion on them. They're going to ask what happened. I'm. going to be like, "Rock, paper, scissors." She got mask on them. It's. the best of us. Never go scissors. Should I get up close to the camera so. they can see? Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah. Get a.
nice shot for all of them to see. Okay. Oh, wow. Okay. [Laughter]. I don't even know if they can hear you. over there. They should be able to hear. on the shotgun. You guys, the ones that. are mean to Kinsey, you did this. She. felt that she had to change to earn your. No, no, no. Y'all are not going to get. me. I'm not a pickme girl. You did. nothing to me. Okay.
I can't tell if you're smiling or not. I'm so sorry. But she said, "You did. nothing to me. I said you did nothing to. me. I don't even I didn't care.". Oh my god. I look like I'm cracked out, don't I? Oh no. You look like you belong. on the side of the road in LA for sure. As soon as you pull out of the airport, that's what you see. I should do a Tik. Tok video with Cash's ugly pants that he. used to have. Okay. That's not where I. thought you were going with that. You. just said, "Gash is ugly." I was like, "What the heck you going to see in my. face?" With the purple plaid pants and.
no eyebrows. Yeah. Can you do that? I. mean, can you put the song behind it? I. fell in love with an emo girl. You should dye your hair black and like. make your face all white and stuff with. no eyebrows. Oh my gosh. My TikTok is. about to be so crazy. No, seriously, tell me you don't see Kinsey on the side. of the road with a God bless you sign. God bless. All right, guys. So, thank. you so much for watching this episode. We will see you guys next time. Pray for. me.
