I Accidentally Went On A Date!
I think I accidentally went on a date. comments online about your body make you. insecure. Kane so. aking Kate talks you know I will leave. the podcast whenever y'all tell me to I. support with it I support them in the. kitchen. [Music]. welcome back to the podcast I know we've. already been rolling but welcome back. cash get off your phone okay sorry. um anything new with y'all we just.
filmed an episode yeah so we're honestly. yeah vlogging on the podcast oh say. what's up guys say what's up to the Vlog. no peace out bro. you gotta say something that's like. introducing not leaving that's good. we're at the podcast man these people. are lame. I was gonna ask Maverick why you're. dressed like a waiter yeah. what is going on with it were you trying. to look up I am snazzy yeah I'm going.
I'm going out tonight where are you. going wait where are you going out I. have a dance competition Brothers. cash is Raging there's no way bro I do. you know what day it is yeah not. Wednesday or Sunday. that's what day it is not wait I'm so. white you got dressed before the podcast. or the second we finished you can yeah. gotta go you're not even gonna help. clean up yeah nope look at this mess. today uh yeah we'll be fine. yeah it's crazy I gotta go are you going. who are you dancing with tonight uh it's.
random partner random song you're not. even gonna pick that up when you leave. here. yeah. annoying too at all actually because you. just threw that down I just realized my. hair is not brushed. okay that's oh no your hair is never. brushed but it's okay oh we forgive you. for that. can I have a hairbrush I don't have one. no map. we've been needing to have this. intervention for a while. okay A Strong Addiction not easy I.
wouldn't know if I got an addiction not. an addiction like you may think. not an addictions too. eating crayons. anybody know any addictions here like. holding your toes. no. okay if it's not like most addictions oh. okay he has an addiction to dancing he's. addicted addicted addicted yeah I'm not.
gonna lie guys it kind of has turned. into a problem guys bro's fancied up to. go to the dance club tonight no y'all. don't understand he goes every single. night and he told me he said I'm gonna. go cash I'm gonna slow down I'm gonna go. on Wednesdays and Sundays only I live. Harper do you know I lied I lied Tuesday. it's Tuesday it's Tuesday it's not. Wednesday or something it's a. competition I gotta go math but you're. gonna be out late and then you're gonna. sleep tomorrow and then you're not gonna. go to the gym I will be home by midnight. I'll be home by midnight pretty late.
that's pretty late that is pretty late. yeah. listen yeah he also bought a gym. membership he like he likes to donate oh. my gosh I go to the gym I go to the gym. I've been going to the gym I just didn't. go today because he goes like two or. three days in a row. no I've been going I just didn't go. today because I had a thing where I had. to be I had to leave the house at 7 30. which means I would have to go to the. gym at six and I just didn't want to do. that anyway what happened to your word. my word you told me you promised me he.
sat across the table and promised me. I'll only go dancing on Wednesdays and. Sundays listen you didn't even make. money from dancing. well do you however pull your mic done. like this I have one so it doesn't block. like this oh like like no no it's just. too tall for her no I can't move it oh. Harvest because you're short. there you go there okay yeah that was. like the first time ever no I had one. money if I went first I went a good. amount you've never won first I know but. I won money he's never won it I won.
third in the last competition how much. money did he make zero no I did make. money how much money that gave the same. energy as your. yeah I didn't win a lot we were talking. about X Mavericks biggest ick no offense. is his smile no no he smiles great. that's me no no no no no oh nobody let. me finish oh no oh no hey smile is good. but it's the way he looks in his eyes. right and just like he's like it's not. just like a smile are you jealous of. myself he's like this he's like.
[Applause]. no it's like you're pose and you're like. I don't know what you want for me listen. I do I have a problem with dancing yes. oh maybe I do maybe the first step is. admitting it Smiles okay smile the thing. is is it is a lot of fun okay so much.
fun. you're shaking the light behind you yeah. You're Gonna Knock something over yeah. it's so much fun but the problem is is. it does keep me out pretty late. sometimes you know the problem issues. like this we're filming a podcast and. he's like guys we gotta go. we gotta get this done oh yeah we gotta. get out of here we have plenty of time. I'm gonna cut it off at 12 minutes I. gotta be somewhere. in this podcast he's gonna be like. what's are we up we have 55 minutes we. have 35 minutes all right guys peace out. bro shotgun oh my gosh what is with that.
saying who did that like guys. yeah no it's listen I don't I don't want. to be that guy that's like you know we. gotta go we gotta go we gotta go yeah. but like dancing's so fun guys and if. y'all would just try it y'all would have. so much fun. [Music]. I could do something weird I'm gonna. stop talking we danced at a wedding and. it was fun but like not fun enough for. me to want to go compete tonight and. stay out later tomorrow dance I do cheer.
it's like the same thing no that's like. saying football. I play eight on eight what's that mean. it's like okay. um. but guys I have a a what's it called do. you see that. yeah you have a little bump there no no. that is my um wart. I have warts too oh that's what's on his. hands are you joking.
[Music]. it's not actually a war it's I don't. know what it is it might neither but it. hurts my neither my neither what might. need her oh that's so I'm not stinky. yeah that's the ick that's the egg but. yeah I don't know what's going on but. every time I press on it. um I get a tingle you can do a backflip. right yeah. what what wait please do a backflip why. would I do a backflip right now just we. have a lot of space yeah that is a good.
reason I mean mom could make it right. now no I was gonna ask you to do the. backflip off the yoga ball no no no no. no no like this thing where they go like. why is it so why is it you deflated it. oh bro what's going on we're too big. wait actually cash try the backflip on. the yoga ball no but you know what I'm. saying with you yeah I can't do that. I'll give you my five dollars my phone. case if you do it there's not even if. you can do it yet there's not enough. space the ball is so deflated run into a. camera you knew it.
um I believe in you you got it please. and Mike can't hear you let's go cash. let's go let's go. please please oh let's go please. straight. um. this is crazy what are you like he's not. doing this oh gosh Alex shall protect. the equipment Alex watching the camera. all right this is this is a real so it.
won't stay in its place it's going. straight. full send buddy I'm nervous I'm actually. scared. oh my God. you know I don't like going backwards oh. my gosh. no I'm telling you if I liked going. backwards I could do it you could do it. I have a fear when I get here when I get.
here I freak out. is not supposed to go that way and I see. you I like you were limp until then and. you're like and then he was like yeah it. was like floppy yeah what yeah I don't. know why you were flopping that's the. one thing I want to get good at man he's. going backwards oh that's the one thing. in your life you wish you could do was. go backwards one thing he can do when I. can't and you yeah it is pretty. embarrassing that I can do backflips and. you can't oh well do you want to prove.
that to us that I can do a backflip yeah. everyone knows I can do backflips. no no. we're in the house. yeah we're in there we're in the house. what what's wrong with that love you got. it I feel like I'm gonna hit something. yeah or someone Alex is getting up to. protect the equipment again huh. wherever you want wherever you want.
wherever you're uh. what all right all right all right. backflip on this podcast let's go. [Music]. when I was in fifth grade I tried to do. a backflip and I broke my arm so my mom. told me I'm never allowed to do backflip. again so I can't because my mom told me. so oh oh shoot bro I hit the ground my. feet just slipped.
I thought your feet were gonna hit the. fan I was worried about it you're. actually very high you went very high. yeah I was looking it's got a good. vertical yeah yeah the kids at the court. say I'm like they call me the flying. squads. yep they do I I fly yeah and they call. me the uh higher flying Squad I can no. they don't I can actually dunk can I get. some confirmations better than the fine. squirrel yeah but you're like three. inches taller than me so it's not that's. not even true that's not even true it is.
like stand up. same right there I'm like five ten never. stand right five eleven no but stand. right there. well I'm four nine so oh thanks Harper. yeah at the same time. do you even know math that doesn't even. make that big of a difference okay my. DNA's on this couch why don't you just. scratch it.
so like if like something were to happen. the proof that you were. You Were Here on that couch yeah that. was your love life oh. um I'm working on it oh yeah yeah. you're going well no over here. oh you guys ever you guys ever argue. no no. what was that what no no asking a. question did you get your nails. from you yeah no oh and that one wow I.
told you she's not gonna want to talk. about that I just asked a question. that's all I asked you you asked him. about that beforehand he was like do you. think Kate would be mad if I bought up. the argument. the argument now you're making it sound. like it was a big thing okay. and I was right. if you. I don't remember what. I have a question but you knew exactly. what he was talking about yeah. nope not gonna talk about it next.
question we can talk about. next question about why okay. she's so Harper's the voice of the. people yes yes okay well actually guys I. have a game to play so we all go around. we have a game to play all right I know. we we all like did this kind of the last. time like last time we filmed I feel. like this is not gonna be a good game. but we should do impressions of people. no we're not doing impressions again oh. okay I'll go first I'll be hopper Hopper.
Hopper oh. next time. oh yeah wow. in front yeah yeah. pretty close. ever since I got on my growth hormones I. I grew I grew right more you need to.
hook me up. but I ain't seen results yet how tall. have you gotten since taking them um. I've taken them for like four months and. I've got grown two inches it's nice yeah. yeah no but well uh what was I gonna say. actually. um. [Laughter].
um. yeah. um do comments online about your body. make you insecure me me yeah are there. alternates online about my body I'm I'm. I don't know are there. well that's good so they don't they. don't get to you like those like hey. comments don't get to you comments about. your body image oh. this is. I don't know. what is the inside joke here.
this is funny. people watching our life it's not really. an inside joke I just think it's funny. we were just curious like does that. upset you oh what what are people say. those comments what am I what part of my. body hey. I don't know. why they keep looking at each other like. they have some there's something going. on there that I'm not picking up just. any sort of thing are y'all like. gaslighting me into making myself think. I'm like 500 pounds or something no no.
maybe 450. hey if she ain't 380 she ain't a ladies. no. um. uh. well I have something to say did you. come up with that well I have something. to say. um canceled so yeah guys let's put a. time stamp how long until we like get. make people mad and get canceled I don't. know I feel like they're off I can get. some people mad pretty quick I feel like. there have been some questionable things. said on this podcast I'm kind of.
surprised that we haven't had like more. people mad at us lately yeah because of. her yeah yeah yeah. wait I'm literally 14. yeah that's the. only thing. I'm literally only 14. I could say. really whatever I want no you know who. else I can say whatever they want when. you go to like. um. when you go to like a service like a. beauty service and a lot of times like. for example I went to go get a facial. and um. no. okay sorry no can't keep going keep.
going typically there are people from. like different countries and stuff right. this like a lot of times they don't. speak like different countries you. you're really trying hard. they're Chinese yeah no they're not. they're Vietnamese. there's like a law actually yeah they're. usually Vietnamese okay they're Asia. yeah I don't know but anyways yeah. yeah they're from Asia yeah okay. just continue yes.
the Asian oh they're Asian yeah Asians. have really good skin like that's. probably why they make such bad comments. on ours like you know. oh actually. she was old she was like an elderly lady. though I couldn't even be mad because. she meant it in the nicest way because I. was having a really bad breakout this. week she was like oh yeah she was like. no more chocolate for you. oh my gosh.
the Asian ladies can just get away with. whatever they want to say I was there. and she's like oh your eyebrows no good. no good this looked bad I was like hey. yeah but she was cute I wasn't even mad. she was like no more chocolate for you I. was like I don't even eat chocolate who. can say that if I said that to a girl I. would not get by with that yeah no no. because that girl said no more chocolate. for you everyone would be like. no more chocolate for you but an Asian.
lady in Salon fine yeah it really was. fine though maybe I should take that. advice except I don't need chocolate. though. I. was just having my skin was just having. a bad week I understand. um. have really bad breakouts I've I really. never have but like I because I like. really haven't like started like like. getting greasy on my face you know how. people get greasy on their face like me. no no no no no no no like okay like I.
like I mean like like my like I don't oh. uh so what's going on there jealous. yeah I see the way all y'all look at me. all the time and I know y'all are so mad. y'all I have to sit on the same chair. nope not at all I've never thought I'm. pretty comfortable actually I kind of do. get mad I'm getting yeah after the end. of every episode Harper goes and sits on. my chair yeah she was rocking really. hard on the rocking yeah. oh uh okay so um so you don't get greasy.
skin yeah wait but you have all those. extensive skincare products yeah but I. sometimes break out my chin um do you. think it's because of the products you. use. no well maybe yeah yeah probably like I. I think like some of them I'm not gonna. say the names but like one that starts. with the D one that starts with a B one. that starts with um an a. like those are the skincare products. that break me out. only if they start with those letters.
yeah yeah next. um. um come up with a topic Harper oh it's. so funny watching Harper trying to. switch topics because I know every time. she ever does she cannot segue every. time she's like. that's the topic uh we ain't gonna talk. about her she's like We're going to wait. what was the game we never played the. game so it was The Impressions to. Impressions that ended off really um sad.
for me but um uh uh uh oh yeah. um. okay why okay sometimes I want to walk. off the podcast. okay so well I'll try to keep people. entertained so then they don't doze off. like when Kate talks you know. well I I don't think yeah we did look at. the retention and people said. yeah we can see the highest watch time. when people click off every time the.
camera switch to Kate it just goes. I told you guys I will leave the podcast. whenever y'all tell me to no we have a. meeting no oh I don't want to be the. only girl on here Harper you just were. talking about how everyone clicks off. when I talk though that was Cash. you said it too no but I will if you.
guys guys just say the words I'm not. okay guys y'all comment do we kick Kate. off no let us know no would you rather. have Kate or Olivia Rodrigo okay oh. well that's kind of a hard answer. um or question. oh what about both no no it's one of the. other type of thing I would pick I would. pick Olivia Rodrigo to replace me too. honestly oh are you no hard feelings do. you want to go to a therapy appointment. I don't need therapy after every single.
episode of this podcast the podcast is. there and that is our sponsor battle. help no no no better home they don't. sponsor us nobody sponsors us actually. we we're doing really good and and still. nobody sponsors us so we're broke is. what we're saying so if you want to send. money our P.O boxes. yes because we no one will sponsor us.
listen he's going bankrupt guys. somehow yeah yeah you're gonna have. people actually concerned about us no. we make it by oh we get through we get. by uh. well listen I don't view this podcast as. therapy because typically when people go. to therapy their therapists don't just. insult them the whole time oh I feel. like some people need that I feel like. you just some people need that you know. what I mean just because you disagree. with your therapist doesn't mean the. therapist isn't right I should start a.
therapy thing because like my therapy. would be such a different approach than. other people's therapy I think you're. thinking people would be like you want. to know you want to know why I feel sad. why. why I don't know Tell Me a Reason like. if you weren't there before you feel sad. uh I got hit by a ukulele. oh okay maybe you go okay. I just uh. have a podcast and I have to sit next to. this little tiny girl and she just talks. a long time and then I have to recover.
for days after because she's wearing her. nails off right now yeah I feel like I. feel like a normal therapist would be. like have you thought have you thought. to talk about that with her hard to say. replace her. with who Olivia Rodrigo I don't know any. other redhead girl if if that was if her. color was not another redhead if they. don't have salt. who is gonna be the person who comes on. next we're not telling you wait question. wait can I tell you my therapy problem.
that you could be my therapist yeah go. for it I'm on a podcast and I think they. all secretly want me to leave but no one. has the heart to tell me then you gotta. find better friends and leave no okay. there's a redhead girl who wants you to. stay on. no there's not she doesn't accept me and. said everyone doses off when I speak no. I was joking. I'm gonna go swim here. and say nobody likes your pearl necklace.
what yeah have you ever got a compliment. on that Lots I've also got opposite. though it's like a Love or Hate Thing. it's a hate thing I love my Pro necklace. and you know what it's a story behind it. how does your love life go with that. it's kind of like a grandma my love life. yeah when you wear that necklace do you. think your love life is going to go well. most I mean a lot of girls like it but I. don't know I actually yeah well. he's about to make you feel real bad. yeah I'm debating which way I want to go. with this do I go towards my love life. or do I go towards the pro necklace the.
pearl necklace. this pearl necklace I'm I'm I took a. trip down to Columbia no and I meet this. little kid he's like dozing off he was. like 10 years old he had nothing to his. name except this pearl necklace. get out and showered in probably three. months. I said I love it you made. he said you can have it he gave me his. last belonging this necklace.
no I had to you wouldn't have this oh no. no you got yeah. what. yeah what he's not even one of the. rudest stories. I took this kid to last one. no he he wanted to give it to me it made. him feel good to get like you know how. it feels good to give something. yeah. that's when it feels good I don't want.
to take it but I had to anywhere I get. so excited. a drunk elephant like I love drunk. elephant if you want to give me some. more oh my God that would be really nice. okay what about your love life oh yeah. my love life yeah. it's been going good I well I don't that. I take that back I don't know if it's. going good or not the. last week. how do I say this without the person.
knowing. yeah if you're the person watching this. listen listen. we love you thank you we do. um Yogi it's my fault I'm bad at. communication all right so I think I. think I accidentally went on a date oh. you accidentally went on a date yeah I. didn't mean to. but. this this girl kind of opened up to me. one night and then I was like okay.
um yeah you should come to church with. me on Sunday and uh we can we can talk. some more uh after and she's like okay. so she was like let's get lunch I was. like okay cool we'll get lunch. and then it was just me and her at lunch. and it kind of felt like a date y'all. tell the stories the slowest possible. okay it kind of felt like a date. straight to the point man it felt like a. date I wasn't sure if it was a date or. not and then. it comes time to split the check oh and.
this is the point where you're gonna. know if it's a data wait who was this. don't worry about Yogi it comes we get. to this point when it comes time to. split the check and like I don't mind. paying for my friends food I do it all. the time I love I love taking my friends. out to eat so I genuinely wouldn't have. cared to pay for her food but I didn't. want her to think it was a date so the. lady comes up and the girl says can I. get a box. and the lady says yes. how many and then the other and then she. said.
can I get the check also and she said. yes how many. me I said I spoke up I was like this is. my shot to make sure it's not a date I. said two oh oh God two oh the lady goes. two boxes got it and watch. it's like oh no okay well. oh so what happened so then I paid for. the food. she paid for the food I did bro be a man.
put your foot down it was like I don't. cash how to do that to me one time I. didn't know what to do so yeah I know is. if I'm paying for the food taking. home the Box yeah. I'll definitely taking the Box home if I. paid for it like listen you ate what you. ate but the rest is fine no you know. what I'm saying okay so what type of. girl wants to walk out of a date with. just like a bunch of chicken wings later. no I I felt I felt kind of I didn't.
here's the thing it's like I actually. enjoy hanging out with her but like they. do like we're just good friends like I. don't it was it there's nothing. romantically there yeah I had to put. Kate on a budget right now he did we. were dating or engaged or I don't know I. think we were dating I don't know but we. knew we were gonna get married so like. we were proud like we knew our money was. gonna be shared so we like didn't really. care and uh I was just we were just. using the money whatever right. and then she started using money oh. started using started using money yeah. swiping it a little too often you know. what I mean yeah she started swiping.
like oh I know what you mean oh Swiper. no swiping and I was like I was like. this guy chill this guy chill chill you. know what I'm saying nope yeah I don't. oh no oh quick backstory map one time. commented on his girlfriend's post. oh my gosh let me just say it he said no. baby chili chill chill inside joke. that's what his comments inside joke it. was making fun of you it was not. he comes up with a new strategy every.
time to deflect from this that's what he. said and that's it anyway that's not. true anyways. I'm swiping the card oh yeah she was. swiping the card and I was like yeah oh. my gosh I thought it was my Shopify. going off but it wasn't oh. and I checked it and I was like oh. dear Lord I started praying right there. welcome to marriage life maybe the car. about the climb maybe it didn't it kept.
accepted and bro. she used so much money. can we get a number. um. do you have a number I don't but it was. a lot it was a lot of money and I was. like okay plot twist it was like 80. bucks I was like all right Kate we're. gonna have to um. budget here and I was actually instead. of budget I got a great idea how about. you use your own money because you was. like a separate account I had like my. high school checkings yeah and we knew.
we were gonna get married we knew our. money was gonna be shared whatever oh. y'all were still dating yes but I was. like okay you got to learn because she. was like 15 years old I was like Kate. you got to learn how to spend money and. she was like yeah I probably should. learn that because I don't really value. money or whatever and so like I know how. to spend it really well I'm really good. at it listen so yeah then I then like I. cut a point in our dating relationship I. didn't pay for anything ever again whoa. she paid for everything yeah that's not. only for mine like we that's a hot take. we'd split everything because like I.
wanted her to like learn the value of. money and like her it was her bank. account with her money that she earned. to get it and then when we got married. it was no problem so you taught her a. lesson taught her a lesson wow wow. humbled one time we went into Hollister. I thought he was I thought we were just. shopping with that credit card I was. unaware that my credit card do you want. to go shopping at the mall yeah. yes like me offering do you want me to. buy anything like that literally like.
like a shopping yeah obviously so I go. into Hollister and I pick out a top and. I'm at the checkout and I'm waiting for. him to pull his card out and I realize. that he's not and I was like. oh. he's not pulling his credit card out to. buy this one. that's so funny that sounds so bad but. listen and then you know what she said. she said she told me this like two weeks. ago we were talking about the story she. said if I would have known that you. weren't buying it I wouldn't have got. the top because I didn't like it that. much no I did like it I did like it but.
I'm not even joking she only liked it if. you were buying it no I did like it but. not a whole lot but I still liked it but. when I bought it and as we were walking. out of the mall I went back in the store. and I returned it oh. so you just returned it because I didn't. buy it for you yep oh but I loved when. you bought me stuff it was so special I. was like on cash bought this for me yeah. like I love people buy me things no. one's behind me. oh sorry sorry keep going no I just I. don't know if I wasn't sure I bought. there's no like sentimental value to it. but like cash buying me a shirt.
okay where are the good girls at oh not. the dance Arizona Arizona no Indiana no. no I was thinking no. um you're spending all your evenings at. the dance bar you're not finding a wife. at the dance bar yeah you're fighting a. cat girl like a cat lady at the dance. bar no you didn't find a cat lady didn't. you oh a cat lady. you're grounded again no we can't we. can't talk about that one's too specific.
um well but no I do need to meet more. girls I think yeah that are wife. material you just yeah I know what I. want you just spend so much time around. why people that aren't wife material I. don't think I can say what I want I. think you and Paige would be good. together no I'm thinking yes seriously. like I I'm not joking she has a. boyfriend yeah oh oh yeah she has a. boyfriend oh well maybe they could break. up. I'll ask him yeah yeah.
yes. yes please there's listen. Paige is a is a great girl. um and I'm I'm just a little out of her. League. [Laughter]. [Applause]. there's plenty more efficient to see you. I'm like well how big is your seat. because everyone's getting a little bit. different of a seat bro I don't want. every fish I'm fishing for a certain. type Listen People in a mud fishes in a. mud puddle might think they're in the. sea but they're not in the sea yeah.
there's a big fish in a little Pond or a. little fish in a big pond. the options you want the big fish like. the pig or the small fish I mean some. people are twig I think you're lost oh. you're the wrong person okay well guys I. think I'm really good at spending money. are you really yeah I think she just. wants to be included. well we were all talking about financial. things how are your finances going yeah. how's your finances. um well let's just say they're going.
great I I love your bills are all paid. yeah oh there you go I actually have to. pay what's it called. um what is it called a bill tax.
the money you make you'll keep like. yeah IRS if you hear this. thumbs down wait you yeah like say you. make. that was so fake no it was I swear I. believe it was real like that. I know which it really comes out your. throat oh oh you need some water no no.
like if you make a hundred dollars thank. you though like when you pay your taxes. you'll keep like I don't know 73 of it. wait so even if I just like made 100. from a lemonade stand I would have to no. that's not pay taxes it's supposed to. but no you only I mean I do I do I pay. all my taxes yeah I pay we pay all our. taxes I pay extra taxes okay yeah. whatever it is money I actually tip the. IRS. what's the IRS exactly that's the. significance they have yeah wait the IRS.
could actually come after me I take back. everything I said IRS I'm sending in a. check this week to you guys so now for. that I'm scared to pay bills do you have. any bills that you're you have to pay. like your phone bill no. um no no. that's good my parents are very nice. about that but are you gonna like have. to buy your own car when you turn 16. no. well so my sister's car my sister's car. they bought it for her and they give her. a hundred dollars a month to spend gas. on it yeah and she spends it on food.
um. I will no and then and then she go and. then she comes um to my parents and. she's like oh please give me more money. please and like at one point she was. like she's like please Harper spin or. can you please like oh I don't know what. I'm saying but like the main point is. she like begs for money. yeah I gotta take everything Harper size. with a grain of salt. zero percent truth that's how I look at.
it oh yeah I don't even know if she has. a sister. her mom will be like that's not true. Harper why are you saying that so well. well well oh I don't know it's like 50. 50. what were you saying earlier and her. mom yelled from downstairs she's like. that's not true Harper We're Not Gonna. repeat that I don't even know what she. said she said she was.
I even think they should be able to. drive. uh. uh I don't understand. wait I don't understand oh my gosh. Harper delivery was great this is when.
you're supposed to be offended oh. [Laughter]. I'm gonna cry now. [Laughter]. I'm 14. I know I can't drive okay oh. yeah. that was so unfunny hey I'm just saying. I had to take a defensive driving class. because I'm not a good driver wait you.
know what there was three guys in there. there was nine women. every single one of the women were in. there because they totaled their car. okay in an accident all the guys. aggressive speeding every single one. every single one was going like 40 50. over the speed limit. oh I'm not saying women can't drive I. understand you know my personal. experience crazy though. is both of our cars that we have me and. cash both of our cars that have been. damaged because of like a fender bender.
were both done by those two. uh okay but statistically okay. I think men support women more than. women support other women I know you. know what I'm saying what's the. definition of support like uh what's it. called I know I know take care of no. what wait no it's um. [Laughter]. suffrage suffrage no you're still not.
there it's okay. we're gonna move on no I'm kidding do. you know what segregation is no well I. do I don't know. separation no support no that's what. we're talking about we were talking. about men supporting women I know it's. women supporting women well I said I. said I think men support women more than. women suffrage is the movement uh I have.
women's rights women's rights I told you. oh it's not cool that's what we were. getting at though wait do you all want. to see me be a mime. yeah what I do I do so watch my feet. just wash my feet. nothing else just watch my feet I don't. want to do that I'm not doing that. please just watch it watch what do you. mean you gotta watch please just watch. me okay I'm watching your feet okay.
oh ow wait that was the mine. I'm gonna ask the question again Harper. you're not allowed to answer for a. second what is the definition of support. I don't know to like take care of to. lift up. right something like that it's been a. second suffrage no that's still right. yeah that's enough support it is. literally suffrage is not the definition. of support I don't know I support women. I support I support them in the kitchen.
it's a joke oh you get that one huh no. listen we you guys are gonna offend. people just call the LOL. nobody laughs at those jokes anymore. guys I just did I laughed pretty hard I. mean listen you know what women get mad. I you can make those jokes about me this. is about to be a hot take I feel like. he's gonna make people mad hey not me. mad I don't care. I don't raise your hand before you speak. oh my gosh.
why am I single what it offends every. woman he talks no I do I'm so sick and. tired of everyone being offended bro you. offended everyone's offended that is. true look at it LOL you know what that. means comedy. a hole that's actually not what it means. I came up with the names. laugh a whole lot laugh out loud LOL. laugh a whole lot that's actually not. what it means when I came up with the. Pod name first of all week it means the.
Lord Of My Life whoa or Lord over life. weekend with the podcast. it was literally a wee thing I was. really confused this whole time because. I was under the impression it was laugh. out loud same. I think that's right actually but I like. laugh a whole lot better anyways I don't. think I've ever been offended by a joke. one time in my entire life ever oh it's. true man can really take a joke yeah. there's nothing you could say that until. the other night I tried to smack a. smoothie out of his hands.
he just goes I'm gonna smack you the. other hand yeah it's not a joke. that's so funny. holding the other one yeah no no and. it's like dribbling all over the place. oh okay so um back to women's rights. right I voted for that man yeah you did. you that was like 1890s women's remember.
that was three years ago if a woman. wants to get out of the house and work. sounds great. bro y'all Batman yeah that's what I'm. saying play video games y'all keep. tricking me with the if you want to take. care of me I'm down. what oh y'all keep tricking me with the. times wait do you do you actually know. what Women's Rights was 1870. what yeah yeah sure so pretend I'm not. gonna pretend like I know that's all I. don't know it was definitely like the.
1950s. 1950s when did women rights wait Joe. when did women get voting rights I would. say that's whenever listen we're not. historians okay. [Laughter]. wait what is segregation. Joe it's your time to shine. foreign.
bathrooms and only black bathrooms oh. okay and like only like white um water. Brown's only black yeah oh yeah but so. Joe said he's good at that those jokes. are like all history oh because he's. black do you get it yeah yeah I do go. ahead on you okay. so suffrage and segregation are two.
different things yes yes they are that's. making moves wait what. isn't that just like suffer. just said it was women's rights yeah so. I would say suffrageous. I want to move on from this word I'm. kind of hearing it wait can can we all. be quiet for a minute I'm gonna do my. pops like my pops how I pop my body okay. go first wait right oh aesthetic okay. I'll go first. oh oh are you ready oh okay that did not.
work wait hold on yeah you have no puffs. wait. oh here I go I'll go ready ready. oh I don't think they can hear it all. right ready yeah. wait wait. I can't find your thing. oh oh. I got it. how do you do that it's like ASMR. yeah.
do you think if I gave you permission. you could find me a better wife than I. could find myself I could find. page. yeah. everything I can track her down for you. uh yeah listen back to we need to drop. the page thing no I'm not dropping that. till the day I die no listen me and. Paige we've known each other like five. or six years we're good friends we're. gonna leave it at that no y'all are. gonna marry each other. no I could never date Paige for the pure.
fact that she has kissed my brother whoa. what yeah that's not true oh yeah I. remember that when she yes I can't I. can't it would never that's true yeah I. really I really do wish you would do. that because I would have ammo on you. for the rest of my life anytime he'd get. mad at me I'd be like yeah well. I've kissed your girlfriend. so you can't have that. comfortable. one of them fixed like no. not your best friends and you Mavericks. no like literally it'll just be so fun.
no but I am worried about for whoever. map picks because whoever map picks I. gotta be like this with because if not. that's awkward listen. me and their sister are like this and. the other girl's gonna come in and she's. got a fit like this yeah and I'm scared. he's gonna fit someone that fits like. that yeah like that doesn't go in he. definitely will what if I picked someone. and then her and my sister get really. tight and then you're the odd one out. bro. that would be great I would not want to.
be around for that nope that's not. happening. meet a wife we got. we gotta yeah we got you someone make a. Facebook post Facebook Market. I bet you can find some keepers. should I take that up they have a. Facebook dating thing on Facebook that's. they literally have a Facebook market. for yeah single people that's no no. there is absolutely you just scroll man. is this still available.
best offer. I got 68. listen there has to be at least one. woman between the ages of 18 and like 24. that watches this podcast that is a fit. for Maverick and if so don't reach out. to Maverick reach out to me because I. have to verify you before you gotta go. to the approval yeah if you're not. approved by me a cash you're not making. it just DMK your applications yes all. applications go to at Cape Marie's. underscore honestly if she doesn't.
answer his emailer nope I'm logged into. the email. don't email. oh. my gosh I got so scared I was thinking. about who's your wife gonna be and I'm. thinking is that what you were doing. yeah you haven't got it yet Paige no I. just got it I just got it it just came. to her it just came to you just like. that it took down no I swear I saw I saw.
a ghost what like he's what he's paler. than me what yeah you're better than me. I'm a ginger. okay okay Harper what's like can you. give Mavericks like dream girl can you. give a description of her oh no like. wasn't Maverick's perfect girl so uh. your last girlfriend was blonde blue. eyes. why do you even know that yeah I'm kind. of confused by that too I know my things. okay so blonde blue eyes Paige.
just Paige does Paige even have blue. eyes yes does she how do you not know. your future wife's eyes like what stop. seriously stop okay okay okay okay okay. I'm actually thinking. Burnett Burnett Burnett brunette ah. oh my gosh that's so much better guys. yeah you should update your profile. pictures on me I like it so like you're. from Minecraft no so basically.
soap brunette blue eyes. that's all I got I'm down for a brunette. with blue eyes okay yeah and wait do. brunettes get blue eyes yes what and uh. do uh anybody ever seen that like you. didn't just get red eyes oh wait I I. don't know where I was going I know I. mean so for real do bernats get blue. eyes yes yes I'm naturally a brunette. do you have blue eyes oh brunette. oh my gosh. idiot brunette.
stupid. Listen whoa you guys are perfect for. each other who you too why y'all star. what y'all. have a crush on each other there you go. you have a crush on each other.
that's crazy do you have a crush on me. um. I did oh until. what. you met Maverick. oh listen just because we hugged. wait wait wait why did the crush you. have on the end. yeah. crush on you until one day. you know what I saw oh. what. never mind I was gonna make a joke but. everyone's gonna be mad at me no just.
say it nobody is the only one that won't. be mad at me unfortunately so I could. say it to you but let's see it no when I. get mad everyone would be mad whisper it. to me I can't please I can't yeah I'm. holding back. no nobody will get mad at you I think. it's actually if he's holding I think. he's probably pretty bad. it's okay yeah no whisper it's me I'm. not whispering you the joke okay okay I. have self-control can you whisper to. Harper yeah.
[Laughter]. not like fashion famous and like adopt. me oh my gosh what the heck is that oh. well I I've spent like ten thousand. hundred thousand billion dollars on it. oh my gosh wait I got a question. answered honestly oh no have either one.
of you ever spent money on a mobile app. yes yes oh my gosh number one. gardenscapes episode oh my gosh episode. not episode oh no and you're gonna be. really mad when I tell you this next. part what it was after we got married. oh my yo I thought you were gonna be. like 14. no I didn't have white story. wait my credit card is getting swiped on. episode. bro. yeah that's not okay.
that's not okay what do you do when. you're going out on a date with the man. you've been crushing on for years and. they say you can wear a trash bag or you. can spend money and look super hot. tonight obviously you actually spit our. money on episode it's not real life okay. it could be y'all don't understand how. frustrating that game is when you don't. get to spend not even a game they just. sit there and ask you for money and they. say to continue fast money yeah every. question I went there unfortunately I'm.
highly embarrassed so we're gonna end. the episode here make sure you guys. enter the contest was that a full. episode. yeah what time what's the time it's a. full episode. 53 and you're trying to end it wow he's. always trying to end it always trying to. end it like he's got places to be or. something yeah. yeah I'm fine right now I'm good on time. as long as I leave in the next five. minutes. guys he's literally springing out of his.
chair and he's gonna leave so fast. that's not true I'm gonna leave right. now yeah wait actually wait wait wait. wait wait no sit by down real quick sit. back down I actually have a question. I actually have a question oh yo good. job chill oh okay I actually have a. question let me see. um questions what's the question. Joe's shutting the cameras off you. better hurry yeah just just turn on the. camera I don't know if anybody's still. listening to me the question is who I.
want you guys to comment on who we. should have on the podcast because I ran. out of people in my head to think of. yeah so I need you guys to comment down. below what guest we should have on the. podcast we'll see you guys next time. peace out bye Whoever has the most. viewed video using a clip from this. podcast on Tick Tock or YouTube shorts. we're gonna be personally face timing. post as many times as you want but make. sure to tag the podcast and use the LOL. podcast in the title slash description. good luck and we hope you win.
