How My Husband Died

just so you guys know what I'm about to. say some people in the room are going to. laugh and it's not it's not funny and. it's not a laughing subject so you. already got me laughing when saying. don't laugh please no it's serious he's. clearly serious to I can be this is why. I don't see I can't no no like this is. actually serious is it yes I I almost. died oh wow did you I did I almost died. no okay guys none of them are going to. take me serious about when I saved your.

life none of them are going to take me. seriously I can't hear anything he. almost die I almost died I mean actually. like I was almost dead nearly dead and. they just laugh about it I'm not. laughing she's laughing right now look. at her I am laughing why are you. laughing at me almost dying I don't why. you laughing because it's just he nearly. died he literally no stop saying it's. sarcastic you nearly died no see now you. got her thinging as a joke no I. legitimately seconds away stop making it.

sound sarcastic this is not sarcastic. was it yesterday or the day before it. was yesterday I think yesterday I. wouldn't have been I wouldn't have been. here today and y'all wouldn't have been. laughing you know what maybe I should. have just kept going and y'all we would. see who's laughing now yeah he had no. clue he was about to die he almost. accidentally killed just because I. didn't have a clue I was about to die. doesn't mean I still wasn't almost dead. I know and I would have been so sad so. what happened so I'm glad you asked. Harper he was waiting for that did a.

fish hit you no but also the goldfish is. almost dead um we shot a video and we. accidentally left a goldfish in the bag. and we but it's alive now and we're. taking it to Petco so it's can be all. right so two things almost died. yesterday but more importantly me than. the fish is it at Petco uh no we're. bringing it to Petco after this wait is. it here uh yeah it's in Joe's backpack I. think Joe get it out it's not my. backpack where where is it in the camera.

P okay uh wow okay so me most. importantly yes. okay I was like in the garage this is. the story about how I almost died I was. in the garage okay and we have I have a. motorcycle okay keep going this is how. he would die though I have a motorcycle. right Maverick has a motorcycle mhm did. it's it's winter and I was like I need. to start them up cuz you know you don't. want them to just sit for months and. months and not ever start them or else.

they'll break right or they won't be. good to go so I start them both up just. to like let them run for like 5 minutes. and I start both the engines and then. that's it I'm just sitting there and I'm. revving them up watching all the. exhausts go like the fog's just going. out of it and then I go over to mine and. I rev it up for a little bit and the. exhaust is just and I'm feeling the. garage up with exhaust like it's smoky. in there and like it smells and. everything but I didn't want to open the. garage door because it was cold and I.

wasn't trying to that's why you didn't. open the door listen I was in shorts and. a shirt and I don't like cold this is. Texas it's not supposed to be cold wait. I just heard a motorcycle like yeah it's. that's kind of what it is no I heard it. in my ear oh no you didn't I did no you. didn't yeah okay she's trying to take. away from my death story but that's. that's. okay and then MAV comes. out and MAV oh opens the garage door and.

he was like dude you're going to kill. yourself and in case you guys don't know. I found this out later that exhaust like. if you start your car in your garage and. the garage door shut and everything it. can kill you within like 5 or 10 minutes. you can be dead he had already been out. there about 5 minutes from the exhaust. fumes you can die within like 5 to 10. minutes did it smell good kind of whole. house smelt bad I like I knew exhaust. FES could kill you over a long enough. time so I had my shirt like this while I. was out there doing it.

but I was like that probably takes hours. if not like a day to kill you no minutes. couple minutes and I was out there. minutes and I almost died and he would. have died had I not came out there and. rescued him that's the important part. here yeah and I was just really annoyed. that I was reading my book on the couch. and our house started to smell funny. she's annoyed she's annoyed because I. almost died no I'm sorry I annoyed you I. would have been very sad meanwhile I got. up from fixing her sink. and and was like you know cash I should.

go check on him cuz this is starting to. smell and I go over there and I'm like. what's going on in here you're going to. kill yourself and you were like what. what what was wrong I said you're going. to die yeah in my exact words was I know. and you're ruining it so yeah he almost. accidentally killed himself and believe. it or not that's not the only time I. almost died remember the other time I. almost died in the lake in the lake I. almost drowned oh my gosh I almost. drowned.

in a lake he drowned we all have. different life experiences and I did too. okay she just this isn't an ad for. whatever you're selling okay yeah nobody. wants your Life Alert okay Life Alert no. Health medicure part A and. B uh A and. B those spam callers call you and. they're like hi do you have medicure and. they're like how old are you and you. have to be over 65 to get medicure so. Medicare yeah Medicare and so you're.

like yeah I part A and B or I want part. A and B and um it's like a test where. you have to Circle A orb and if you. don't Circle any of them then you they. hang up on you. oh what okay so did you just make all. that up like what do you mean Circle. you're on you're on all you have is.

options one through nine and a zero and. a pound key and the star key pound for a. and zero or just zero she's making this. yeah you're making okay anyways the. second time I almost died oh yeah I was. attached to this thing called an air. chair right which is not full of air. it's no it's actually opposite it's full. steel and metal and I'm I strapped. myself into it like this you got to. strap yourself right here and then you. strap your feet in so you go strap your. feet in that's not and and you're.

sitting like this you're sitting exactly. like this and you're sitting down and. then you strap yourself in right here. and that's it but then you have a life. jacket on and this thing is full metal. under you pretty much like this it's. like this type of thing but heavy but. heavy yeah it's like 50 lbs so it. doesn't float on its own no no but I had. a life cheet on so I Flo like an anchor. and we're on a SEO map's pulling me. around on the on on my air chair which. is not air what's a SEO. exactly it's a brand of jet ski but they. always say seedo cuz they always had. seedos and then people are like what SEO.

it's a jet ski they just like are used. to calling it a SEO M was pulling me. around on the jet ski I have the big. giant 50 lb metal weight strapped to me. and M's like I want to turn the 50 lb. giant metal weight and I was like okay. so I'm in the water floating with my. life jacket and he's on the jet ski I. take my life jacket off and I I'm like. this and then I take it off to give it. to him and I. go because I'm now attached to metal W. with no with no life vest on which seems. like an extremely crazy thing thing mhm.

to have in the water that if you take. your life jacket on you you go to the. bottom of the lake you just sink like I. feel like they should have a better. thing unbuckle your foot no no I didn't. so he wasn't even thinking about that. he's trying to swim he's like so right. as I give it to him I like stick my hand. up and he sticks his hand down in the. water and he somehow grabs my hand I'm. just making him sound cool right now I. don't know why I'm doing this but he. somehow grabs my hand and we like link. hands and it was a magical moment did. you guys hear Maverick's laugh.

I did yeah it was. like guys run it back like 10 or 20. seconds he went what you. talking what are you talking about it's. is so. gay what you can't say that it was a. little zesty what is a little sometimes. I mean on top of the Barbie hat and your. own Merch this is crazy yeah why are you. wearing why you wearing black hoodie why. you wearing our old so you can order a. black hoodie actually I I just grabbed a. hoodie all right I feel like it's a.

little weird to wear your she's wearing. Cowboys freaking gear after the freaking. gear this was just a cute top at Brandy. Melville no unfortunately you can't wear. that not after so cute after what. happened after watch football because. I'm a girl what the I'm just a teenage. girl actually I think girls do watch. football are you a teenage girl yeah. barely she's 19 she turns 20 in like a. couple months okay I actually have been. having a midlife crisis over that. because because I literally say that all.

the time I said I'm just a teenage girl. and I'm about to not be a teenage girl I. don't know what I'm going to say after. that you know what happened yesterday so. I bet my friend. $300 that what yeah is your mic you bet. $300 what I don't know it might be. making noise is he as a muffing oh shoot. so I bet my friend uh $300 that so as a. chair competition yesterday we were all. sitting for like an hour or something. just waiting for awards to happen.

but and I have a story after this to. tell yall which is so cool but um so we. were staying in a circle and we all spit. into a um pile no and there was yeah and. and there was a coin on the floor no and. I put my finger on top of it and I just. like started swishing it together all. the spit together and then I said hey um. I bet you $300 that you can't put um. that coin in your mouth that we found. randomly on the floor and switched all. of our spits into it uh for $300 I bet.

you wouldn't do that for 10 seconds no. so so she she's like well I couldn't. take $300 from you so I was like okay. 100 and what the she negotiated down. yeah what and then and then what type of. negotiations is and she's not a very. good businesswoman so she she this is. why women shouldn't do business no yeah. no she she so she took the coin it was a. dime and she put in her mouth swished it. around for 10 seconds do you think how. many diseases were going through her. throat all of them for sure yeah all of.

them Co all of them bacteria I thought. like cheerleaders were supposed to be. like clean like no nice young women have. you seen their makeup nothing clean. About That Yo No I had to do my makeup. four times in one day restart restart. all this no but um that's why I'm not. barely wearing any makeup today cuz I'm. so done with it but um but yeah she put. in in Ral and now I have to bring her. $100 tomorrow in cash actually yeah well. I will take three 00 for something what. do you want me to do I'll do something.

would you do $300 if Harper spits on a. coin put it in your mouth for 10 seconds. on the floor found randomly in a. Convention Center um it may have some. substances yeah at the end of the day I. mean you're fine like right but take a. drink of water afterwards you know what. I mean would you do it I wouldn't I. would I almost ate a f actually we. probably shouldn't talk about that I. almost swallowed a goldfish alive but. then we decided that was. inhumane yeah so we didn't do that what.

not don't worry about which specific. goldfish this not not the goldfish in. Joe's backpack not that I did not off. for cash $500 to swallow that we see the. fish um I I did not swallow it hole and. we just it was more of a joke okay we. did not eat F people are literally going. to think that we're like abusive to. animals and we're not we just forgot. have y'all ever okay if someone dares. comment that I'm going to be like like. no if somebody dares comment that I'm. going to be like have you ever went to. Long John Silvers.

huh Red Lobster h no but that least if. anything I'd rather be swallowed than be. a lobster and be dropped in a Boiling. Pot alive would you rather be boiled or. swallow I guess that is considered like. cruel too mhm at least at least we. didn't torture the thing yeah like. that's just torture which I still never. get why like lobsters I don't I don't. like listen I'm all for you know like. eating animals and meat McDonald's like. I'm for well I don't know if that's me. I'm all for that but Red Lobster like or. just lobsters in general why is why do.

we boil them alive so you can hear. scream where they like what's the point. of that that's horrible like why don't. why don't we just like break their NEC. or something and then do it like yeah. lobsters don't make a noise no I think. they do scream they scream while you. boil I'm pretty sure there's no way. yeah there's no way I know it's a very. inhumane thing like kind of crazy. there's no way at the cheer competition. uh there was at least a thousand no not. a thousand like are you guys each. looking it up. no a lobster screen no 500 500 people.

wrapped around the convention center in. line for Guess. Who me what the what first of all why. did you say that that's a lie no there. was not 500 people there yes let me call. my friend no let me call is your other. friend a 14-year-old girl what is your. other friend a 14-year-old girl uh no I. don't think you know what 500 people. looks like how old is she how old is she. trust me 14.

trust me no no no no no like trust there. so there's at least a th000 people in. the convention center plus a gaming site. that was going on okay and half the. convention sener was in line to meet you. yes and you're telling me a bunch of. people automatically a bunch of young. cheer girls just formed an an. oldfashioned. line I'll show you they form mobs they. don't form lines mobs mobs it is there a. video uh I hey Brooke oh yeah uh how. many people would you say were in line.

to see me or in a mob to see me the. other day um on the biggest one probably. like 300 400 told. you all right thank you bye by wow I. really believe that 14-year-old girl. over this 14-year-old so this one says. five say I will say a cheer competition. where it's literally all just young. teenage girls that are Harper's age who. are on Tik Tok and know who Harper is. and maybe watch the podcast I believe. that it's literally all.

you want to know I never when when girls. say guess how many people they don't. know we were at Taylor Swift and I said. Kate how many people he thinks in here I. obviously have a very rough estimate. guess how many she said how many did you. said we were at he's literally making. this up I knew we were in a stadium. seated I knew we were like seeding. 880,000 okay then do you remember what. number you said no probably 880,000 cuz. I knew beforehand no whatever you say is. about to be a lie she she's completely. switching it up she's completely. switching up she said.

200,000 I did not say that yes you did. and what yes you did cuz you were like. well counting the people outside and. stuff it's probably 200,000 do you not. remember that he's literally not I'm. actually not you said that that's a dumb. thing to say I did not say that why. would you say that anyways y'all see. trying to make me look stup also what. happened at the cheer Convention Center. uh I went uh the janitor assaulted. me you you cannot just say things like. that Harper I'm calling my mom and.

telling I swear to you been there before. so so I had a weird janitor too what. wait no so what happened was I was going. out of the restroom washing my hands. this janitor she she comes up behind me. my skirt is unbuttoned because it's. really tight but I still have like. spandex on underneath and she comes up. to me reaches down in my pants okay okay. that's that's that's enough for not. joking okay yeah we're moving on yeah so. um one time yeah that's what happened.

wait what happened yesterday wait I I. want to know what happened no uh it's. all made up anyways bro no it's I will. call my mom or bro if that actually. happened that's crazy if that happened. that is crazy she just trying to be. helpful no that was not helpful and then. I and then I went into the restroom and. I was like like like an hour later and I. was like hey why did you do that to me. and all these girls were like what why. cuz they they were like playing my saw. in the restroom for some reason too and.

I was like and um Harper just has Harper. just has some janitor lady like helping. her put on her pants and there in the. background like there's a new Queen be. there's a new Queen be no but no it was. so scary and then I was like why why did. you do that why did you like why did you. try to like stick your hands down there. and then she she was like I didn't and I. was like she was like I I didn't and I. was like you were right behind me I was. washing my hands or I didn't I didn't do. that but I was like I was washing my. hands and and you literally came up.

behind me and like tried to button my. skirt and it it was it was so bad it it. was so bad wow yeah well I have a. question I swear it's real I mean that's. that's we'll never know the world may my. mom will tell you listen you know how. many times you say that sentence and. then we ask your mom and she says that. did not happen guys I have a huge bubble. in my stomach yeah exactly move on what. you saying yesterday something happened. and you all came back and you said Kate. you will not believe what happened and.

then you said oh I remember saying that. I remember saying that to you I what was. it what was that you said you had it. written down to talk about we were like. Kate you're not going to believe this. and they said I had to wait until the. podcast and oh I know what I remember I. remember what is it here's what it was. Alex's mom called me MAV and Alex were. all just chilling hanging hanging out. being boys and dudes being dudes and his. mom calls him and his mom is in like. Oklahoma or somewhere that right it's. just such a mom thing to do like I'm.

yeah I could see like this is just mom's. man and his mom calls her or calls him. says Hey Bluetooth is not working on the. car can you disconnect your. Bluetooth and Al Alex was like she's an. hour away Alex is like Mom I'm not. anywhere near you it's not going to and. then she's she says something back and. Alex just goes uh okay I'll disconnect. my. Bluetooth oh and Alex gets on the phone. and he disconnects his Blu too bro you.

actually disconnected it yeah he did he. doesn't lie just in case I was like. there he's like Mom that's not how it. work you know he just gave up mid call. it's okay in middle on the phone call he. was just like no you don't understand. okay I I'll just disconnect this sure. yeah I mean that's probably easier than. trying to explain it but that's just I. mean to be fair who the heck knows how. Bluetooth works I mean yeah I mean come. on now also Wi-Fi signals I mean. yeah I don't understand any of it waves.

through the air get alone remember when. we found that TV guys there is a free TV. on the curb so I snatch that thing and. it's now in our guest bedroom and it's a. big TV it's bigger than this one it's a. good TV it's like a Samsung TV probably. newer than this one too we should. replace it yeah and we brought it in me. and M plug it in and there's a little. metal thing attached to it. dangling it's an antenna and we grab it. we hold it up like this and believe. Believe It or Not Charlie Brown comes on.

we were like Charlie what you doing. right there and you move it around. Charlie Brown you you move it this way I. Carly Charlie Brown I Carly free free. shows I don't know how that works but. apparently if you have an Inna you get. free networks something in the air. you're like catching it and grabing it. it in you're like I want that one no you. know what I don't get is we got that TV. but since obviously it was a curb TV it. didn't come with the remote it wait wait. it was a what it was a curb TV a curb.

cuz cuz I got it off the curb that's. what I'm saying yeah oh okay you know. you know if you bought the TV new it. would come with the remote but since you. got it off the curb obviously there was. no TV yeah obviously we had to get some. stuff like we had to you know get the. legs for it to stand up right but it's. all working now we had to get a CT for. we got that puppy working guys I ordered. like an $8 universal remote and it said. this is how you pair it to your TV I. didn't have to do anything with the TV I. just pressed a button on the remote and. it connected to my TV right there no. shot. wait you hold up I didn't know there was.

universal remotes I didn't have to do. anything what you didn't know there was. such thing as a universal remote I did. not know I thought you always had to buy. a remote to the specific thing that's. crazy actually I wonder if the fish can. hear me no you know what I'm going to do. I'm going to get a universal remote for. my uh you know when you go on flights. and there's a TV in front of you yeah. connected to that doesn't work with that. think why would it not you just said. it's Universal that doesn't that's a TV. it's not going to work why would it not.

because it just doesn't even okay answer. me this would it connect to this yes. well it depends but it won't connect to. a mini TV it's not a TV what do you mean. it's not a TV it's a chair it's it's. like an iPad thing it's not a TV it. doesn't have an RFI signal or whatever. he just made that up it's literally like. a tablet no it has to have the thing to. pick up the signal it doesn't have it. bro I have a competition idea okay so. whoever she say this at least once an. episode whoever can get the most pops. out of their body no we've done that so. you you know how many times you. suggested that what it's a horrible idea.

never suggested that did you win your. cheer competition no I got third oh sh. out of uh like I don't know he stop. moving my mic out of how many talking. seven the but it was NCA National so. it's like Nationals so you went to. Nationals really yes wow that's almost. unbelievable uh yes we did you went to. Nationals and you hit zero but some. girls busted and we got deductions for a. girl stepping off the mat. twice God that gross um it's okay though. everybody. so this is how many pops got on.

me nothing happened no guys don't. believe does like all the girls like. hate that girl now yes a is that girl. you no have you ever stepped off the mat. no have you ever made a mistake no yeah. no what was your mistake uh I bust no I. didn't bust I didn't throw a tumble pass. oh what the sounds like football that. sounds bad he but but look at this throw. a tumble pass what's that what's throw a. tumble pass let me see.

I have a bubble in my stomach what you. keep saying that what does that mean you. know you never had a bubble in your. stomach no yes you remember on like. episode remember when we started the. podcast on like episode one or two I. talked about the bubble that I got. diagnosed with you didn't get diagnosed. I don't think they said you had a bubble. they did say I had well it's a fart. bubble is what he said pretty much. everybody has he said you had gas no he. he said you were gassy he said everybody. yes but that's an air bubble no he said. that there's a bubble that everyone has. and it's like where gas comes from and. but he just said Cash's was larger than.

average mine was very large it's way. bigger than average and like let me tell. you on on the thing when of the X the. X-ray it was a big circle and I was like. what is happening and he was like that's. a yeah cuz mine was up right next to it. yeah Kat was like this big mine I'm not. even kidding Kat was like this big mine. was like this big it took up it took up. my whole my whole thing and I was. like uh and he goes oh that's just a gas. B don't worry most people have that I.

was like oh okay I think he thought I. was embarrassed of it but low key I was. kind of proud of it and that just. confirmed that I I was like okay I I. knew I farted a lot and you just. scientifically proved it so thank you. well something's going on in my stomach. did it. again run it back 10 seconds he just did. it wa she just did it now oh yeah now. Kate just did it run it back 10 second. it's called laughing. cash I think his Mavs comes to such an. abrupt stop he's like yeah no I watched.

the podcast back sometimes and Mavericks. laughs he turns him off like. this it's like you literally clicked. stop he he he's like he's like this so. this is the stop. button wow that's almost like what K. just. said see he's trying to drag it on now. he's trying to drag it on I looked at. him I looked at him still laughing he he. went he went oh my God he's like trying.

to train himself to not abruptly cut off. his laughter think I like this little. life think I like this little. life I wait whoever made that song was. praying on her downfall wait but look at. this guys I got. this it's not that's not that's not. going to work what the boy it does work. how did that. work did you think that was going to. work can you say can you say that cash. say what how is that wait what I think. can you talk louder I can't hear that.

think you have to go out think I like. this little light because it's like the. way she says it is it's like so loud for. some reason she's like think I like this. little you sound pretty quiet yeah I'm. confused you're like can you say this no. no she starts off with like who's who's. her just the song that's just how the. song goes what. song I don't want to do this anymore. freaked out I feel like I'm in a dream.

and it just keeps. [Music]. repeating guys what if we're in a dream. or a coma right now and we're just dying. you know Maverick one time you know what. Maverick one time thought what for like. a solid week you thought we were in a. simulation what I didn't don't say what. don't don't say what like that no don't. say what like that I said there's a. possibility oh my God okay that's the. same thing that is the same thing. there's always the possibility he got. was we had like a whole hour and a half.

conversation it's always possible about. how we could be living you. simulation Sim he's like there could be. a guy that made our. world also known as God I guess but he M. like but this guy is just a normal dude. like us and he like did our world and. we're like living in. VR and where how stupid is that no not. VR much more complex than that I'm. talking like oh like have yall seen the.

blue people movie Avatar yeah that's. what where you're like where you're like. your brain is connected to the game and. then when we go to sleep it's actually. us waking up doing our real life and. then when we come back we're in the game. then why don't we ever notice that life. because we don't have that memory that's. their memory that's our players memory. who wants to pull my toes so I have a. player you have an avatar dang he must. be hot do you realize how stupid this. sounds it's possible that's what he. lives in like the year like 335 and he's.

like I would oh and he lives in the. future that's crazy that's crazy he. lives in the future if I said some crap. like that you'd be like you're such an. idiot you're so stupe I'm calling him. IDI I literally said such an idiot I'm. saying he would call me L you can't. prove that it's not true yeah I can no. you how how can you prove it's not a. simulation because bro I'm not saying it. is but I'm saying to prove that it's not. is like equally as hard no okay how. prove that it is I can't oh my gosh so.

you're just going to say something and. say I can't prove it and I can't prove. how it's not. either um can you prove there's a God I. can't prove gravity's working can you. prove there's a God I can't prove. gravity's working you guys are getting. into a cash of Maverick argument that. nobody else cares to listen to so let's. stop talking you can't even prove. gravity is real that's exactly what I. just said that's exactly what I just. said I said you can't even prove that. gravity's working no you can't prove. that gravity's working because first of. all gravity we all yeah everybody think.

we don't know what gravity is we do no. we really don't no we don't understand. gravity we don't know why it happens. Kate Harper are you guys good not really. wait guys y scientists don't gravity is. working no they don't they don't really. understand gra guys this is this is a. this is literally a dinner conversation. that y'all can talk about after we're. supposed to be entertaining people right. now so let's be entertaining look how. fast my Falls wa shot fir Kate just said. we're not entertaining no it's that's.

crazy for somebody that last episode had. a blanket on yawning like a granny know. your audience you're talking to like. young teenagers no one cares I got it. guys so puberty it's the thing we all go. through it's hard sometimes that is true. okay so it's it's like it's um it might. be a little awkward and you may start to. like. females or if you're female you may. reaction you may start to like males. wait stop or Swit round and that's not.

what I meant you guys body is going to. be going through some changes look how. fast it goes um going to. changes don't watch that show is that a. show yeah what show is that called uh. don't say the name because then our. audience is going to oh big mouth that's. what it's called you have a big mouth. I've seen it on Tik Tok is Big Mouth he. does look like that kid the main. character big mouth you look like the. main character all I know from big mouth. is there's a big hairy monster called. the hormone monster that's all I know.

Monster I've only seen like Clips on Tik. Tok wait did you you know the main. character uh no I just said I but it is. crazy how phones can fall like that. everything falls like that not my. leg see stop falling and I can do it. slowly that's exactly my point how the. heck do I look like that if anything M. looks like that. what it's cash it's cash what the how is. that me it's the lips for me okay you.

know that's my insecurity oh well. there's this guy. too the main M has to be that one no. both are actually proba taller one what. the why' you said M has to be that one. cuz he's. shorter yeah but the other one looks. more but the. lips but the lips are really getting me. there do you enjoy your cheer. competitions or are you like I can't. wait for this to be over oh I do enjoy. them but when I'm not saying. the like fans get annoying but umit wait.

wait what was the quotations for like I. don't know if I have fans or they're. just trying to make fun of me oh it's. hard to tell I know I'm always trying to. make fun of you I don't know about I. don't know about them no but like. literally I just like don't know so but. um a girl whispered to me she like. Harper um can I get a photo but also. like you've helped me through so much a. so I was like a but um but like at the. same time it's really fun but people. need to know their boundaries at one I. was in a circle and everybody was. pulling me from every different.

direction it was it was crazy I was like. and I was like getting tugged around. everywhere like a rag doll yeah and. they're like photo photo photo photo. photo and they're can we get a Tik Tok. can can we make a Tik Tok and I'm like I. don't know they're say hi to my friend. can you follow me back on Tik Tok I'm. like oh God like I don't know what to. say to all that so I can't just say no. cuz I'm not mean like sometimes I am but. like I don't know and then but like also. at the same time oh and then my friend. she was was in line to take a photo with. me but she actually wait pause your.

friend was in line to take a photo with. you yeah no oh that was what yall yall. pieced together her tactic so she was. going to act like a fan and she was. going to take a photo of me but really. she was going to run away with me so I. could get out of the mob sounds like you. really love your fans Harper I do it. just gets to a point where I have to. actually practice for the competition. and warm up um so yeah and when people. are just staring at me like and like. being like it's it's her it's her and or. they're laugh laughing at every move I. make it's like awkward yes it's very.

awkward like have you had have you ever. been in a huge like Convention Center or. mall and everybody's just staring at you. and or all all these little teenage. girls they're all staring at you and. they may they may be older and cooler. and they're just looking at you and. they're like that happens to me all the. time yeah it's like every time I go to. the mall no it's so scary and I'm like. I'm like uh like I don't know what to do. in that moment so I just hide uh behind. my friend's back you know C she's taller.

than me oh that happens every time my. mom drops me off a daycare they're all. staring at me like this kid's a little. big yeah dude we were at church and one. of the kids in the youth group comes up. to cash he's like hey I just want to. know how old you are and cash is like oh. I'm 20 he was like oh I was going to ask. if you wanted to be a part of our youth. group with us he did I told you you look. like you're 14 what and and he goes he. was like how old are you I said 20 he. goes oh oh God and he just stands there. and I was like what yeah why you ask and. he was like I was just going to see if.

you wanted to join my youth group and I. was like uh hold on let me ask my wife C. can I please join the as my wife he's a. little bit aged out no he he he was a. fan though like he was actually really. nice um cuz before that I saw him taking. a picture of me like this and then he. came up and he asked me to join the. youth group so I was. like never mind never mind no y'all I. really want y'all to come to a chair. competition and see what I go through I. want to go I want to see you cheer I.

would so go and watch you cheer a please. when's your next one um oh in Orlando. Florida no no no I not going to make. then next year actually it's next to. Disneyland I will make that one NE next. year I why is he acting like he would go. you acting like you want to go to. Disneyland I don't want to go to. Disneyland but you know what is next to. Disneyland uh CH the beach do do. donuts oh that is next year that's. always outside yeah it.

is he likes them. Donuts I also those donuts are mad. expensive yeah why are they so expensive. wait is it actually in Orlando yeah dang. I would have gone to this one last. weekend if I knew it was don't you know. want to know what day first M that's. what I mean what day yeah what day M why. you looking at your calendar like you're. you're seeing if you in Orlando that day. uh because I might be no you're not to. or we could just like no I'm going to. Orlando no you're not okay oh hey man. would this be a good time to tell me.

you're going to Atlanta would this be a. good time oh would that be a good time. to tell me now I might be going did you. know that Kate he planned a trip to. Atlanta he hasn't even told us yet I. found out because our friend our friend. Ricky who lives in Atlanta said you. should come down when MAV comes down I. was like M's not coming down bro yeah no. invite is crazy I know he planned a trip. and didn't even tell any of us it's not. 100% and I totally forgot about it this. moment tickets yet wait when when are. you talking about going um it's like in.

may wait and you're going to go to. Atlanta and. Georgia I mean wait no you're going to. go no sorry wait you're going to go to. Atlanta and Orlando yeah when are you. going to orando places when are you. going into Orlando and more places when. are you go into Orlando for Georgia no. wait what are you going to Orlando for. all of them are swing dancing can you. stop looking at your phone sorry I was. trying to pull up that the time uh or. the dates also when do you go to Orlando. Harper uh febru yo Harper February har. yo Harper I don't think the camera. February no they still can't see you Fe.

no yeah yeah there you go febru I can't. my air bubble. February let's see here listen I I. there's a thing in it's don't worry Joe. I heard you competition and I was like. if I'm going to go if I'm going to go to. competitions I should at least go. Thursday February 29th Thursday February. 29th nope won't be there I'll be in. Washington no he won't he's he's. trolling no I'm not what are you going. on bro a freaking tour huh are you going.

on a presidential campaign my goal was. to try to do one weekend a month of. what of a competition to oh wait you're. going to leave once a month to go out. and say every mon this better be a troll. for like two days this better be a troll. possible because right now we can't even. get homie to wake up at a reasonable. time guess what time Carper you're going. to this is going to blow your mind guess. what time guess what time he wakes up. when you're leaving school no he wakes. up at 3:00 true that is not true 3 p.m.

that's no on his good days 12 that is. Cap generally 12: to 2: p.m. these are. lies y'all are liars what time have what. was your average time this week probably. 11 oh you did not wake up before noon. one time this week shut your mouth I. cannot stand the fact that this man is a. liar I can't stand it he's like what. time did I get up today Maverick you. waking up and laying in bed and being in. and out of sleep is not waking up that's. still sleeping I got up yeah no I got up.

and I was in the big bag at like 10. something talking to cash waiting for. him to go to the gym and then we ended. up going to eat M I cannot you you know. okay this is what I had to wake him up. because our garage door broke at like. 10:00 a.m. or something and I woke him. up and I was like M help me to fix this. right we fix it well you should have. break the garage door at 10: a.m. he. which 10. 10. a.m. everyone should be up at suffering. from a cough go bre I'm going to come to. the gym with you don't feed into his. delusions at night I literally can't no.

shut up shut up he comes to the gym with. me at 10:00 a.m. comes back and then. sleeps for like 4 more hours and wakes. up back at 2: I was like I was like M. you got to start waking up earlier and. going to the gym no no and guess what he. says he goes I literally got up at 10: this morning and went to the gym I was. like and then you came back and slept. for 4 hours fair enough there was a. couple days this did happen but it's. only because I had to stay up till like. 8:00 a.m. because I could do that I had. to stay up till like 8: a.m. Ju Just. coughing coughing I could not sleep M.

don't you understand that like you have. work to do and you have other stuff to. do like Harper do you ever get to sleep. till 3:00 p.m. on a weekday no even even. if you're really sick and tired like you. don't you know what I mean no I have to. wake up at 5 a.m. every single morning. M's almost in a M's in a whole different. time zone than you he literally lives in. a whole different time zone he woke up. before you got here there was one night. he was like cash went into his room at. like what time was like 8:30 9 and you. were like he had the lights off ready. for sleep no it was 7:30 or 8:30 yeah. p.m. he's going to bed and I said M what.

are you doing you're going to wake up at. like 11: you're going to wake up in like. 2 or 3 hours and you're going to be like. Oh I'm I can't sleep now and he goes no. bro I'm going to be out for the night. man I'm going to be out for the night. I'm going to wake up early go to the gym. around 11:00 p.m. I hear him leave the. house to go get medicine cuz I was dying. shut up I couldn't. breathe okay so just answer me this one. question what has been your average time. the last week that you wake up time can. you check I was probably 11: to 1 don't. say 11 don't say 11 you better say you.

better say 12 a lot of times it was 11 I. me not came out of my room till 12 but I. and then homie also says this I. literally woke up at 11:00 and I was. awake and you go in his room and he's. like in and out of Consciousness like. this in and out of you come in you come. in he's like huh yeah I'm awake oh yeah. oh yeah I'm here I'm right here like he. hears the door being touched so he like. flinches and like suddenly he's been. awake for four four hours I'm awake dude. I've been doing stuff all more isal all. morning bro I that's what I do I answer.

an email and I uh dude I've been working. from bed me is you're like I've been. doing emails andem you're answering. anytime M sleeps in that's his go too. bro you got to get up and start doing. work like four emails yeah dude I did. emails all morning I took his phone I. looked at his screen time guess how long. his screen time was on emails 4 minutes. no all morning he spent four he spent. four whole minutes on emails. and then Netflix said like 3 hours and.

he was like bro that's just not true I. was screen time's whacked up screen time. don't wor see look at I'll I'll be I'll. be honest though screen time isn't. accurate dude I want to throw this trash. can at you I only know it's not accurate. because I watched a whole movie on. Netflix once went to look at my screen. time and it said I only was on Netflix. for like 10 minutes wait can I hide. under that trash can and then somebody. sits on top of it you know what's crazy. we fit m in the trash can do it okay. come here no not right now I I I is very. uncomfortable with my neck he looked.

extreme y when y'all see the way he has. to get in here you're going to be like. oh my God wait act like it's effort. effortlessly just carrying it around. like about to take out the. trash and then dump him yeah the don't. dump me okay okay get in M I don't like. getting dumped get in get in the trash. y'all are going to be amazed by the. technique we found out how he can fit in. today M take your hat off at least I can. serve space so first we start like.

this he got scared and then he has to. lean. backwards fall backwards there we go. next step is we have to lift him up like. this so we. go there we go and now we just got to. shove his feet. in are you good are you good he's saying. he's not good he's saying it hurts. really bad. oh look and look at that he's in the.

trash can with room too. spare yeah now let it up he's very. uncomfortable please oh I'm so sorry I. actually forgot you're on your neck. sorry here we go. oh let me try are you okay yeah I know. impressive right are you okay MAV a. minor concussion sorry I forgot you were.

like laying on your neck let me try just. a minor concussion Harper you can just. get in normally just sit down don't flip. her upside down she's a liability what. if we hurt her the best part oh you got. to put your toes. in wait no no no don't don't lift her. upside. down sco what are you. doing scoop scoot this way.

come on what are y'all. doing come on keep why wouldn't you just. have her sit there and put the all keep. scooting scoot backwards go on you got. this help scoot there we go okay no a. little bit. more no that's not working all right. this is this is a catastrophe okay come. backwards there we go there okay now put. your feet. in put put your feet in oh almost okay. there we go this is going to be the most.

peaceful episode we've ever recorded. wow wow thing there's nothing she can do. to get should we give her a microphone. oh my gosh have y'all seen all the. comments about how Harper's so trashy. what K fell for it for a second K was. like that is not. true. yeah what the do that again what the. that feels weird should I give her the.

microphone ow all right. well what were we talking about before. this I would be panicking in there it. was tight not going to lie my neck my. neck bro she's like half your size I. think she's got plenty of room in there. yeah she got room to spare yeah she's. definitely she might be stretching in. there for all we know Kate you think you. can fit no I'm not doing. it she sounds so quiet in there she I. might be all right we'll let her out. Kate's no I'm not doing it you can't. please don't cash you know how I did.

it's so funny the way y'all come out y. like. unfold I see the light again all right K. you try I'm not I can't what the why you. why you paning I I want actually go in. and flip up like. math I mean okay no that's going to hurt. her neck no don't worry don't worry I. don't want to hurt her why you say it. like that I don't want to hurt she. trying to get an insurance claim no. don't worry no don't worry I'll be fine. if you break my neck no 10 mil pay up. come on no no try okay just okay okay.

just just like sit down and we'll try to. put it on you come on but don't sit on. me I won't sit no you're going to I can. see it in your face I'm not going to sit. on. you sit on people cash sometimes when. we're laying in bed his arm will like. start to like cover my face if we're. cuddling and I start to panic because I. start losing oxygen and he's like he's. like you have to stop panicking you. can't Panic like this and I can't help. it I do I'm trying to teach her not to. panic. so when we lay in bed I just get her in. a uncomfort actually sorry it's a very.

comfortable position but I just don't. let her move she starts freaking out. like panicking like she's like let me. out let me out let me out and she starts. like panicking ping why you doing that. to her please go in the I'm trying to. get her over like the fear you know what. I'm saying what no going to the trash. can will make you feel watch this is. what we. do I'm. scared so I get her like this like we're. just laying down right we're laying down. like this and I'll just do this. you'll hug her yeah now try to get out.

and then she normally freaks out try to. get out she freaks out and then I was. told her like this and she tries to move. yeah and it's usually when I start. trying to get out that I start and then. as soon as she tries to move but she. realizes she can't move she freaks out. and I'm like okay we've practiced stay. calm you stay calm and she's like. okay yeah not once has she stayed calm. yet I can't I can't help it I'm a spaz. you don't like you claustrophobic no.

yeah she is and that's why no she is. should we do a claustrophobic video on. the club no let's not yes I know okay. let's test if you're claustrophobic get. on the ground and I'll lay on you no no. no I know I'm not claustrophobic but one. time when I was little which I think is. where I discovered my like you know. freak out my sister claustrophobia no my. sister was like oh let's like put each. other in the suitcase and so we put each. other in the suitcase and I flipped and. I I was little yeah when I was little. and everybody tried to put me in like a. suitcase or a trunk of a car or.

something I don't know why deep down. inside I was like Maverick's never going. to let me out he's he's never going to. let me out and I might die dude I was. excited to get in stuff I was always. excited to get in but the second it was. closed I was like I was always a little. terrified of like what are they going to. do they're going to throw me in the lake. what I'm terrified it is a very scary. thing but okay get in it real quick I. please for me okay we're not we're not. going to do anything crazy don't sit on. it I won't sit on it if you get in did. I'll let him put me in the trash can. upside up and throw me nope I'm not.

going sounds like a I won't let that. happen de down the stairs no on the. chandelier my hands are sweaty thinking. about it what the I'm nervous okay just. sit down I'm really nervous to go trash. you just got to sit down I'm just going. to see if it can go over you that's it. that's all I'm going to do but don't sit. on me yeah we went over that I'm not one. sitting on no one will be sitting on you. please promise no I will not I won't sit. on you promise nobody is sitting on you. everyone sit down everyone look me I. tell you promise promise I'm not sitting. on you promise we're not sitting on you.

okay all right go. now I'm GNA stand on. her all right ready here we go she not. going to fit bro yo chill with that. hands up hands up above your head what. the hands up above your head Kate it's. okay no hands up no I'm okay no she got. to put her hands above her head no I'm. okay you have we haven't started yet. sweetheart no wait wait wait we didn't. start yet you you got this put your. hands up you got it ready put your hand.

above your head I I really don't want to. K it's just a weight of this this trash. can weighs like 2 lbs you'll be fine. you're you're going to do something I'm. not going to sit on you I will I I will. let him do anything ready put your hands. above your head hands above your head. here we. go oh I kind of dropped it oh you almost. got it I'll put your feet in what. the I didn't I just asked you she. panicked she panicked that's the exact. Panic I'm talking about she. she me the fell she flips out and I made.

she flip out in bed and she'll start. trying to oh. dear why are you making me sound like. I'm an elderly you are an elderly Kate. he just set the trash can on you and you. went I said no actually the trash can. was already on you and I just said okay. sweetheart now put your feet in. no I you guys want to know fun fact. Tesla since there's no engine there's. like a front to it like a trunk in the.

front so it's called a frunk it's tiny I. can fit in there it's impressive so. obviously it's not that. tiny what do you mean you're literally. over 6 foot it's not that small a six. freaking something man can fit in it no. it's it's fine you can make fat jokes. about me it's fine I literally that was. not a fat joke okay that was me IGN are. you are you over six feet tall yeah we. get it K I'm big okay he's a big boy. yeah we get that big old boy.

yep and nobody see there's going to be. no comments about how but Kate loves. Kate loves every curve on you okay it's. just more to love I saw a comment to. said cash is low key the white. lizo yo I don't even know what to say. that wait because I have something I. need to bring. up I don't like this wait wait wait hold. up said I look like white lizo I didn't. say that I didn't say that and then okay.

well Joe Joe just said that now and then. you said wait that reminds me of. something Y how does that remind you of. something it's not it's not really. relevant to that but I scroll through. like on my Tik Tok I love scrolling. through my tagged feed and seeing what. people Tagg me in and I am getting. tagged in more than I would like thirst. traps of Maverick oh yeah there are a. lot of there are so many they're like. I'm tired of pretending he's not fine.

stop tagging me in those first of all I. didn't know those existed that's great. thank you guys for making those I. appreciate it I didn't know those. existed stop tagging no one else. appreciates them yeah no one else nobody. does so stop stop I don't want to see. let's go wait so once again how did. white lizo remind you of that c look. like white Lio that reminds me now. there's thirst straps and you on the. internet no I want to see these bro that. would be a good thumbnail Li's body with. your head on.

top where do I find them just like. mentions attack and Tik Tok you know. what's crazy in that episode where we. were making fun of Kate I said Kate can. we do that and she was like you're not. putting my head on Lio they go to. activities no she was completely it was. up to me that thumbnail would have been. lizo what Kate. said um but you know how cash is all. forcing us to get in his trash can how. about you get in the trash can that can. hey. yeah yeah I would I'd love to but I'm.

too big you can fit you're small enough. you're small come on white lizo. no no nobody cares about I get. bullied get trash now look at you I I. was so nice to you and now you're just. shoving me to get in the trash you look. like an elderly trying to get out me no. no no. cash get somebody do that no no no. you're fine you're fine she's not going. to sit on.

you don't sit on me okay I I look at his. look at hisy hands above your head hands. got to go above your head. yeah no bro no come on get small. lizo come on buddy hold on you can do it. people are going to get mad at the lizo. gos aren't they uh I don't know I think. it's funny. what the freak come on I think I got it.

no you you got it do you see this okay. I'm going to put it on you now okay push. a little little more put your feet in. more come on put a little bit of. pressure on that. thing you supposed to go like. that I'm wor you can't get it off I'm. wor you can't it off. fall fall. oh you doing wait wait take it off take.

it off go. further go further what's happening the. trash can is been. shaping with the white. Li let me get he's fine he's. fine. stop stop I'm getting you out cash don't. worry. okay can't get me out I'm trying. nobody's helping.

me I think you. s I knew we should have put white lizo. over the track okay just hold on honey. I'm getting you. out push it down. more his to guys I can't get. him tr get bent out of. shape stop moving. somebody help me just LIF up I'm crying.

it's stuck you're too big I'm. sorry. I sorry C. struggle you. down my knees. hurt my knees hurt I'm trying Harper. grab his feet. okay no he's.

fine I didn't do. that. underwear my knee I'm trying my KN I'm. trying got worm got wors in his butt got. worms in his butt are you okay just for. clarification I am not the janitor. Harper was talking about. are you okay hey you got worms in your. butt my kneecaps I was really trying to.

get you. out be a great patreon video look how. this form that is from you you disformed. the trash skin Oh I got butt worms on me. I bet you $100 you won't one the heck. happened to this are you you happen you. happened to it bro sweating look at him. he's glistening you know I have sour you. know you know what like the sour. seasoning sour all in my.

pants I'm so sorry you went through that. all right that's it that's enough for. this epod see you guys next time.