How Much Is My Allowance?

yo what's up guys today today we are. doing something you get that every. single time where did you get that give. it to me give see this is the problem. with entitled people and Rich Kids rich. kids and so that is what we were talking. about today we have the very own Ultra. Rich Harper zmer here on the podcast one. of the richest kids spoiled little brat. richest kid I know yeah has no respect. for anyone no that is not true don't say. that don't say that about my little.

Harper yeah I'm just a little bean you. guys should see Harper you guys should. see Harper off camera when she doesn't. get her way you know she just told me. she said I have a pickleball I said you. ever play pickle ball she goes yeah I. said you play at Lantana Court she goes. why no don't say she said no don't say. where we live Maverick Joe can you bleep. that oh my gosh please tell me that's. crazy uh that's not crazy it's not even. it's not called that even but yeah and. then and she said no I don't matter it. doesn't matter we'll just believe it she. said no I don't play there I said where. do you play my backyard I have a court.

in my backyard I do guys it's true also. there's something in my eye Harper how. much was your get the so uh remember. when I said spoil little rich kids like. Harper don't have any. respect she just lied she does not have. a pickle ball court I've been in her. backyard how much was your aloe. sweatshirt uh I don't know 130 wait wait. wait what was 130 huh my sweatshirt are. you really like a rich kid though well. yeah she just answered it what do you. mean your speci is buy or did your mom.

buy it myself would your mom bought it. for you though so it ain't daddy's money. no it's my own money my own money that I. make never mind she's a rich independent. woman yeah yeah w i buy my own food my. own house don't no you don't no you. don't my own socks my own shoes my own. you don't wear socks oh yeah we found. out Harper only wears socks to the. podcast to our house the rest of the. time she does not wear she not wear so. so her feet smell very wack I'm very ex. one her friends ratted on her.

no I'm okay I'm very excited for the day. that we are like cuz right now we shoot. in our house but I'm really excited for. when we have a studio and we can wear. shoes on the podcast. W actually true I feel like we can't do. that oh I'm going to wear shoes and I. can't we'll have we're going to have a. studio so we'll be able to wear shoes. because we don't wear shoes in our house. um but I even if we get a studio I feel. like we just shouldn't wear shoes on the. podt like but then how man show off his. cool things like his socks you know you. know guys check these socks out ready.

okay so this is the white sock and. that's the black sock and what's on it. they're friends because white and black. can be friends what is this except. Cash's socks they don't hold hands yeah. my my socks were racist he had white and. black hold each other's hands a end. ending racism one sock at a time put a. sock in it Link in the. bio see it can hold hands yeah you want. there yo that better be a short I'm not. going to lie so cool hey Michael you.

better make this a short here's the. thing we we were doing a we were filming. a club video If you guys haven't checked. out our club Channel go check it out we. film like really funny videos plug yeah. so go check it out that's where these. are from and I still haven't changed and. you get the explanation there but we're. not going to tell you why he's wear in. them you have to go watch was just me. and Cas that's where the flamethrower. came from which you got to you got to. play with this flamethrower after is it. hand it over nope bring the flamethrower. wait yeah where is the flamethrower Alex. can you get the flamethrower where is. the flamethrower well I see the I see. the our house right now yeah it's fine I.

don't think that's a good idea fine it's. a good idea get the flamethrower where. is the flamethrower Harper if you if you. play with the flamethrower in my house. somebody find it Hey Joe where's the FL. welcome. back am I the only person in this house. with reason Kate calm down it's just a. flamethrower y want to know y they act. like I'm a lunatic you guys they act. like I'm insane because I don't want. things like a flamethrower being played. in my house you're just like not a rich. kid I'm kidding oh let's go give me that. thing.

oh that might get demonetized what oh. that's why would it get demonetized. because it's a flamethrower it's. fine. oh no don't stick your foot in. it look at that that is hot look at that. that. is stop it sounds like a jet. engine yo coming all the way out quickly. that was loud doesn't like the stuff. don't get out oh here we go oh let me my. Palms are no no no no no no no no do not.

get said let me see that do you see her. eyes let me see that what oh my gosh. she's freaking out I'm so scared feel. their hands feel how sweaty they. are that is that is that's going to get. demonetized swe uh so what was it like. growing up as a rich kid a a a wealthy. individual we're about to hear so many. lies it's crazy well I was born into. a rather say Rich family.

and um I was I was put up for. adoption I've never told anybody this uh. but she's literally lying through her. teeth I um not I got put into a more. Rich family oh. okay jokes on you yeah and it was it was. way more Rich it had like two pickleball. cords two pickleball courts not one two. yeah and also three infinity pools which. was you know what an infinity pool is. the what is it the pool that I have in.

my. backyard no no no what's an infinity. pool it's a pool where the water runs. off the side oh okay so yeah I grew up. in the home with three infinity pools. two golf courses two pickle ball cour. almost three and uh we're getting like I. so right now we have a um what's it. called um a bowling a bowling alley like. five so we have one in my room one in my. sister's room two in my parents' room um. yeah and uh we're getting two more.

installed tomorrow so I'm really excited. about that you guys really like bowling. huh yeah we do um also yeah it's it's. really fun I guess um I sometimes get. bored and so chauffeur um yeah do you. ever set the nanny on fire. yeah far let's set the nanny on fire we. like the torch on fire and no but yeah. and then I also grew up in uh Great. Britain which was it was really fun um. Great Britain yeah it was fun that's.

where the rich people live cash I me. that is true where's the accent uh Elon. Musk he uh wait on it faded you know. what it faded your accent no yeah my. this is me back in my hometown uh my. accent's not faded what's your hometown. called. Britain okay Britain what's the town. Great Britain Britain what was the. suburb you know the suburb yeah it. was two cans of shut your mouth um. anyways I think I think she's telling.

the truth that was two cans legit to me. that was even one can I dare I dare you. to oh sorry back in my normal voice God. sorry I dare you do a hand standand and. fall on your head yes sir what the what. the. so wow all right well that was L I'm so. glad you did that Harper I was I was. hoping for more of like a get this off. me I was hoping for more of like what. was like one of your craziest birthdays. growing up I know you had some crazy. birthday oh my gosh Harper sweet 16 is. going to be fat oh it's going to be so. fat go can we be invited no oh what the.

I'm get she's acting like Bobby ala. she's like no no no you can't wait what. was the biggest birthday you've had like. actually yeah yeah like don't lie like. you just lied about okay okay yeah tell. the truth tell the truth this time I. mean I guess I went to a hotel in. Dallas I mean well you went to a hotel. for your birthday yeah I did that for. one of my friends birthday what is it. when people doing that I heard that. grown up too like people would go to. hotels for their birthdays why you go to. a hotel it was just like you know you. decorate the room and then you get to go.

swimming and then you wake up in the. morning and there's a breakfast buffet. and exactly just it's like everyone just. gets to sit be in a hotel room and like. play games and have fun all night like. at your house it's just a hotel it's. better it's not your house it was a. hotel mm yeah cuz you're paying for it. yep well we weren't we were like 10 my. parents couldn't afford a hotel okay. shut up we're talking about my rich. things God I'm kidding no um okay wait. she doesn't look too C of me cash we had. we had in our floor and our roof.

actually no but you want to know a true. story about a birthday my sister one. time uh I was stalking your sister's Tik. talk what you say and look what I found. let your ti let me get my phone to show. you the screenshot I got oh gosh okay. well har was stalking my sister's Tik. Tok and it's got a screen we didn't. actually have holes in our roof and. floor um we only had holes in the walls. which we put there so very reasonable. okay I got wait yeah show show me the. screenshot and then I got I got a story. about an actual sad story about my. sister while she finds the screenshot I.

would just like to. apologize um I saw a clip of myself. talking about your hometown and I. actually sounded really mean oh yeah my. my parents texted me and said my parents. texted me and said stop talking crap. about own I'm so okay I actually feel so. bad because I wasn't trying to be mean I. thought I was oh who's that little cute. little handsome. boy yeah I hope our baby text that to. Joe no one wants to see it no you guys. got to see it it's on it's already on. their screen man I hope I hope my baby.

look way here's the thing our town be it. though very small and nothing nothing. really there oh we talked about this in. the car we would never have chosen to. grow up somewhere else it's very weird. like I love that town I would never ever. go back move back there do you love it. enough to move back no I would I. wouldn't go back I mean not I won't say. never ever but I I probably won't go. back but I would not choose a different. place to grow up because as a child it. was so fun growing up in a small town I. can see that it was so fun the fact that.

you guys could like like did y'all like. roow Main Street and stuff by yourself. yeah I mean depends we never Saturday. night we out yeah like I never could. have me neither yeah like I will say I. did love growing up in a small town I. dare you to fall back in the chair I did. that and you won't get up I I'm not. going to do that yeah but no I was I was. making fun of Henrietta and I feel. really bad because I actually don't hate. Henrietta I was just I was just shocked. that I didn't get cream cheese at the. what Kate would be really good at huh.

the Bobby alof chick yeah she could do. that impression for a podcast easy did. did y'all hear Alicia Keys at the Super. Bowl poor girl yeah who's Alicia Keys. the one that went. so want it all that's quite wasad I. thought the Super Bowl sounded good wait. she sung at the Super Bowl yeah the. piano chick I thought Usher sung at the. Super Bowl she was in red T she was the. girl that you were like who is that uh. and then we were like yeah that's not. his wife yeah that girl oh yeah he was.

all up on Shaquille sha ala Alicia wait. what's her name it's not Shakira that. was not Alicia Keys Alicia Keys Usher. likes Alicia Keys bro the whole time. we're watching the Super Bowl I'm just. waiting for Justin to come out never did. gosh I didn't happen I was actually. putting I was like or Taylor like. Taylor's there I literally had money on. the line that Justin Bieber would come. out my bet was that a bet you made yeah. my bet did not hit you did that that was. a Bad Bet like Justin's only performed.

once in like 3 years well it paid out. good okay that's why I put money on the. line there was actually a bet that you. could do on the betting apps that aliens. would invade the Super Bowl that's true. it was $1 you can bet $1 and win. $100,000 if aliens invade the Super Bowl. which is not very much I was like I feel. like the odds should be more like I feel. like I should win like 10 million if if. I'm right on that I better get a fat. payout that means I I told you that's. happening oh yeah my story I forgot. about my story my story the sad birthday.

story my sister oh my gosh was having a. birthday party and my mom went to the. store and got her like some Oreos for. the birthday party oh no and this in. this har but this is sad whatever my. what the yo all y'all are on y'all's. phones sorry what the sorry I just got a. message um from one of your exes I don't. have an. ex was it your ex no your ex wants you. back some people. why they may you know all I know is I'm.

their favorite anyways my sister was. getting some Oreos for her birthday and. my mom bought them for her birthday like. for when all her friends come over and. me and M ate the Oreos before her. birthday like her birthday was the next. day me and M ate them and then I wait. that whole pack M does mess with the mic. a lot no I was just fixing the cord I. was fixing the court chill the first. time I touched it um and me m ate the. whole thing and then my sister cried in. her bedroom about it because she was.

like I'm not going to have any I don't. have any oros for my birthday party. tomorrow and she didn't want to ask my. mom to get any more because she thought. my mom couldn't buy any more Oreos. because we didn't have enough money. that's sad and your mom was like I would. have bought her more Oreos strling bad. what I think she just wanted to cry. girls always be doing that they' be. finding reasons to cry you're my daddy. would buy all the. oros no your sister was definitely like. I by way by the way we did have money to. buy more Oreos you told me too that you. thought you were like I thought we were.

going broke oh my mom always made us. think we were broke my dad says it too. yeah my mom she's like she be hiding. money she's not you know my mom she's. like she stashes money all these under. the mattress under toilet seats she. stashing money everywhere I open up a. toilet seat one day to pee and I'm like. oh my gosh and mine just fell out oh. yeah for sure yeah that happened no but. she does she does Stash money and you. made it sound like your mom was like. we're not going to have enough to pay. the bills this month honey she does do. that she does she's like she's like.

always stressing about the money I don't. know how it's going to work and my dad's. like it's going to work it always works. it's fine yeah and my dad was never. stressed about it and we were like okay. this is kind of weird and turns out she. was like we don't uh this going to be. hard to make ends meet this month and. then next month she's like so we're. going on a ski trip we're like what and. she's like yeah we've been saving for. the ski trip I'm like oh so that's why I. couldn't have my chicken nuggets for. McDonald's wait I have an idea let's. play a game um and we throw the. basketball around catch it with we have. to catch it with one hand and if it.

falls and we aren't the. richest I'm pretty good at catch got. more money than you. basketball where's the ball oh I mean. here I'll be real we played this game. for a while no one dropped the ball okay. okay so whoever doesn't catch the ball. with one hand is not rich except Harper. can't catch with one hand I can I did it. before all right well if you drop it. you're poor okay ready this is. oh oh my God. wow now go to.

MAV I'm sorry. MAV you better get it to me I'm gonna. really focus. okay game over she's broke what she's. broke you're the poorest no she dropped. it no that was my throw you didn't catch. it no that wasn't an intentional throw. that was very intentional no that. intentional grounding you threw it at. the ground I don't know if anybody knows. what South Park is but Carman always. acts like he's poor or no Carman carbman. is poor so he always F of other people. for being poor oh he is poor yeah car.

lives in a hot dog so like he doesn't. want to be one of the poorest he's like. the poorest he's like the poorest kid in. school so anytime a poor kid comes in. he's like he's a poor like the poorest. kid here oh that's why he wanted that. tablet that one time and his mom was. like we can get the offbrand tablet and. he's like no Mom yeah he's like no M I. don't want I don't want the Android. that's funny Apple cash wants to name. our car Cartman yeah I don't feel like. Cartman but I think token would be a. good name. why is that token cuz your car your car.

is gray and mine's white oh so what's. your car's name going to be mine could. be cart no I want to name my car Cartman. guys I bought a car or we bought a car. finally well actually it's more kind of. did you see their car yeah hey does it. mouth Jo cut that cut that please why. did I think of that that was a good joke. yeah we can't cut.

that no we we can't cut that but we. definitely got to bleep that what did. you hear that not bleeping that did you. hear that what was said about me no she. said she she said this and you can no. just bleep it it doesn't need bleep it. does she. said. oh hey oh that's not it's not it's not. okay to make fun of wa.

[Laughter]. yeah a wheelchair oh he's like he's like. a very disabled person well to be fair. my car does malfunction because it has. not seen uh his socks yet and we think. that my car is racist it is racist Joe's. Car is racist I have to for it to drive. it autopilot wait wait he has a Tesla by. the way yeah same one as you and it's. white and same one as me no it's not. white is it it's gray gray gray same. color we all three have the same car but.

all of us have the exact same car but M. has a white one me and Joe's got our. autopilot works fine I wait let Jo say. so what happens is at night I literally. have to drive with an iPad flashlight on. for it to see my face to activate. autopilot but he says he doesn't have to. do that yeah so it has to know that. you're awake so it looks at your eyes. but I don't it always sees my face fine. in the dark it doesn't see my face fine. okay but map has white interior and you. have the black interior you think yeah.

but y'all have a black interior either. way it's. [Laughter]. racist are you sure yeah El musk is. racist it's very clear I don't know. because Elon Musk is. African-American what no he's not he's. what yeah he is he's African yeah I met. someone this weekend who's like from the. same place he's from he's from like uh. he's like from Cape. Town no no well that has to get ble that. is not what that means what we have to.

delete that and that is what that means. well welcome back to the episode after. Harper says something she wasn't. supposed to say we'll do it later I. think that was fine that was funny. no but can he right cuz he's black I. have the same question no he's not he's. not black he's African-American so if. you're born in Africa but you're an. American you're an Afric wait is that. right yeah but I also think that that. just doesn't work in general just. because there's way oh. there's way more white people in Africa.

than there are black people well yeah so. yeah so that's my bad no just if you're. born in Africa at all you're an. African-American right yeah no no if you. come to if you're born in Africa but you. and then you come to America yeah can. hear and like if you're born in Africa. then so technically anybody can be an. African-American if your parents and you. got dare you to go right there and go. backwards you won't get up yeah I won't. do that but isn't that stupid though. like I should not be caught an. African-American then you're just. you are Amer no no no yes you're not.

American I'm just American I shouldn't. be called an African am I'm not from. Afric subject now some people about to. go crazy cuz y should be called African. Caucasian Irish americ huh I'm an Irish. American so then what's your like you're. not yeah uh like what's your bloodline I. should be called no soul I mean do you. guys ever feel like money is just flying. out of your accounts towards. subscriptions you don't want anymore I. bet if I asked you what subscriptions. you're paying for and how much you're. paying you wouldn't even be able to name.

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everyone yes come on have you read the. Bible I mean yeah I mean yeah if you. believe okay if you believe in the Bible. everyone's from Africa from Egypt I mean. I don't believe that right I believe you. believe I believe the Bible I swear. guys I mean yeah technically I guess so. we're all African-Americans is what we. found out which me yeah that has to be. true cuz Adam and. Eve oh my gosh. yeah I shouldn't be called.

African-American wait you should be I. should not be oh so what you want to be. called just I guess American americ. black American white American Chinese. American we're Chinese no what's. up what's up what Chinese. yeah what are you about to say I feel. like it's about to be very racist. Maverick demonstrate your socks what oh. so Harper when you see a person of color. yeah you hold hand. yeah they don't want to hold hands I.

feel like that's racist for you to say. though maybe they don't want to hold her. hand okay don't hold hands with everyone. she she's trying to make him go to. jail can you imagine her walking up to. me in a grocery. store I heard I was supposed to hold. your hand we all over kids all over now. are just walking up to people they're. like kids all over America every every. candid that's watching this please if if. you ever want to show kindness go hold a.

stranger's hand trust me it will get you. in the long run guys don't you don't. hold hands of strangers hold hands to. strangers take kid take candy from kids. and also get in the white van you never. know where it'll take you disclaimer. disclaimer no everything he says is. don't take you'll never know the white. she says is a lie Kate's okay don't. listen to me wait what was my thing. what he whatever you say do the opposite. do the opposite of whatever cash says to. do hey you miss 100% of the. opportunities you don't take so if you.

don't get in the white minian or the. White Band then you won't have anywhere. to go some. [Music]. people that was so good thank you wow. hey everybody do their best a wait what. is you don't know what ver is come on. it's when you go. like yall okay y'all both took singing. lessons and did you take singing lessons. yeah M Ms didn't take what yeah I'm. know what that is if I've never taken.

singing l no I I'm pretty sure the the. chick always told me yeah your brother. sucks at this every time I go in there. yeah oh yeah. she she'd say cash is definitely not. doing his practices at home that's what. she would say she would say because I. can tell he's he sucks no she wouldn't. say that part uh she would give us like. stupid little lessons to take home bro. that I'm obvious that I'm not going to. do listen teacher yeah no but she knew. they she knew they were stupid and I. wouldn't do them she was assigning me. like Opera from like 1800. and I was like maybe would both know we.

both know I'm not going to go home and. in my like we both know in my free time. I'm not going to go home and see don't. you think it maybe would have like built. your voice or something yeah you could. sound like she wanted me to s. like but that would have been don't you. think that being able to sing like that. would have translated over don't you. think being able to sing like that would. have translated over to like the music. you make um have you heard Opera I will. not be listening to it oh no um my oh go. ahead no oh sorry no my piano teacher.

and voice teacher they used to make me. do those um I'm also growing a humongous. pimple right here that happens and oh it. hurts it hurts guess what when we when. we were taking the singing lessons oh no. Y what if she watches this no this isn't. about her this is about you oh. everything when we were taking the. singing lessons she would ass sign us. opera to go home and sing yeah and M. would try to attempt his sometimes and. then I did the homework no no and then I. caught. don't don't dog on him y'all were paying.

for singing lessons he was yeah my. money's. worth he's like Maverick actually. practiced guys he actually practiced he. did what he spent the money on that's. crazy but what were you going to say I. walk in his room and homie was listening. to non-assigned Opera not for practice. he was just listening to Opera for. enjoyment no I was not it was the exact. was bro and I said you listen what are. you listening to and you're like well op. I mean some Opera's good no no I I was. probably list into classical music not. Opera yeah there's a difference between.

Opera every once in a while like once a. year I'll turn on some classical music. while I'm like cleaning or something. classical music is like. ACDC that is Opera there's a huge. classic rock my friend classic rock so. it's classic music no classical music is. is not that very far from ACDC no it's. classical oh classical like the violins. and all like bethoven yeah betoven. without a dog saiden the dog just like. the dog hey well you know what cash told.

meuh when we were um youngans just. little babies. um we were like probably like 14 15 I do. not know if this statement is true you. AB scared you know this is true he told. me he was like guess what I'm doing on. FaceTime guess what I'm doing every day. now and I was like what he was like I. watched a video on how to become a. millionaire before before you're 25 or. something and he started he started. taking bubble BS lies lies lies lies he. would Bo of chocolate and he would take.

bubble bath because that's what the dude. in the lies lies lies lies I would never. say we were just talking about how Joe's. baby has a bath time and you were like I. wish I had a bath time no listen I would. never say hey K I watched this video on. how to become a millionaire and it told. me to take baths so I'm going to start. taking baths I would never say that and. then you bought chocolate I told you I. didn't you did how would I know that I. didn't tell you he had chocolates bath. salt epson salt candles the bath the.

bath B speciically remember you telling. me one time okay I'm going to go and I. was like oh what are you doing and you. were going to take one of your baths yes. but I didn't say I watched a video on. how to become a millionaire told you did. you did how know yes you did I remember. this well gosh J in the bath. wor dks straighted TI yeah so who's. laughing. now all right did you take any bass you. want to be did you take any Bass did you. take any bath I I did I did I was I'm a.

bath here's the thing guys if you want. to be a rich kid like cash and Harper. you got to take a bath take a bath with. some chocolate and some bath salt get. that bath bomb the pink bubbles the the. M Chocolates the lights down that's key. that's key it's just so funny because. it's like he took like three or four. baths when he was 14 and it just it took. man I guess whatever ritual he performed. when he was 14 carried on over it took. man no I'm kidding guys um but oh did.

you see I spy well we not kidding you. did take the baths well yeah I did do. the baths but I'm not a millionaire but. I'm on my way so I got to take a few a. millionaire you're not a millionaire got. to take a few more B are you a. millionaire Harper no I feel like you're. a milliaire I don't know if my parents. are but I don't I'm not you don't know. oh that's true actually yeah I don't. know they won't tell me tell me you. don't know if your parents are. millionaires cash is a millionaire well. well well if you know how much your. house is a. multi-millionaire like genuinely yeah oh. please like me I would really like to. find all this. money are you hiding something from me.

cash is a multi-millionaire are you. actually it just hasn't hit yet well. well when I die he'll be a. multi-millionaire okay okay oh my gosh. if y'all both die and Maverick doesn't. have a wife I am set you know his money. would go to my parents right oh yeah but. our companies our companies would all go. to her yeah but your parents take or my. percentage of our companies no your your. 50% of our companies would go to your. our parents it would what would mine go. you should change that Mom my name until. you get I got a mom to take care of Kate.

you do realize your parents might be. dead what what no we're trying M like yo. what's up guys I just want to take a. second to tell you about our sponsor. Factor they have easy and tasty meals. that can be delivered straight to your. home made by chefs and approved by. dietitians they have over 35 different. meal choices Available to You including. options like keto low calorie vegan and. more plus there are over 50. different items to add variety to your.

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like think about it no Maverick Maverick. Maverick's ding before cashes 100% what. oh 100% yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm on bored. I want to get buried first for sure and. then you know you know crazy you know. what I love to say in every room one of. us will be The Last One Alive here and. that's me hey guys my name's Harper and. genuinely it could be any of us yeah. yeah I could one of us going to look. back one of us will be probably 75 80. years old we back and be like remember. that podcast yeah they're all dead a. don't say that guys this not the.

podast really sad is I okay off kind of. off topic but I didn't watch like. Classic Movies growing up so like ' 90s. 20 2000s movies no no no listen '90s and. like 2000s movies I'm like culturing. myself now so I'm trying to watch like. all the popular ones and I I'm one of. those people you know you watch a movie. you have to look up the whole cast and. see what they're doing now what other. stuff they've been in and it's gotten to. a point where at least like I feel like. over half the time I look up the cast. and like at least one of the main.

characters is dead now and it makes me. so sad I was like what did I just watch. recently How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days I. was like oh oh wait no no no it was 10. Things I Hate About You the main guy I. was like wait are those both movies. they're two different movies yeah I know. I like always mix them up but it's 10. Things I Hate About You I was like wow. what else has this guy been in you watch. those kind of movies I love them most. themselves romcoms yeah I mean they're. PG yeah but you think he's good for you. what do you mean do I think what I don't. know maybe it'll give you ideas of what.

your marriage should look like and maybe. it's not real maybe it's at that and I'm. like wow I'm glad my relationship's not. like that oh maybe you should keep. watching them make you grateful I'm. actually very I no like I like this some. of the shows I'm watching I'm like why. do these couples do the bare minimum for. each other like do you all hate each. other it makes me realize how blessed I. am you guys hear that I do not do the. bare. minimum that's my I do the bare. maximum um okay you do something uh you. guys want to know something that's very. annoying that Kate does actually.

speaking of looking up movies she looks. at movies I spoil so many movies where. in the middle of so annoying y so. annoying she all she'll be in the middle. of the movie and she'll be like I know. you want to know what's annoying oh. y'all get on your phones y I'm looking. at stuff for the for the thing we're. doing now this is what I post on my. story today 5 hours ago I said what. would happen if I just left my house at. 3:00 a.m. turn off my location d drove. my sister's car to the airport and flew. across the country and deleted every. social media and just started a new life. I don't know what would happen well you.

would probably do that what you just. described you know like but wouldn't. that be crazy like I ghosted everybody I. I just started a brand new life I. deleted everything I moved to like Tokyo. where nobody knows anybody and then just. nobody knows anybody yeah I think they. know people in Tokyo well like they. wouldn't know me and I would just they. just they I would just start a new life. yeah anyways k what were you saying. that's so annoying that I do every. time every time me and Kate are watching. a movie. she looks it up Midway through once like.

once that intense thing happens and like. somebody's about to die or something she. looks it up and she's like does he live. at the end does he live till the end and. then she looks up and she's like she. looks at me she's like don't worry he. lives I'm like what might as well turn. off the movie no no no listen he's mad. at this one specific time we were. watching one you think this happened one. time we were watching okay this has. happened a couple times I know what. happened in Gran Turismo what is that oh. yeah the racing movie I like spoiled. that for myself I was like oh he gets in. a wreck that's really sad yeah we're. literally watching and she's like oh he.

gets in a wreck and almost dies I wonder. if they put that in here why we're. watching the movie I'm like probably we. just probably haven't gotten to it yet. yeah and sure enough he gets in a wreck. and I'm like oh well now I know he lives. in the wreck no but I he's mad because. which this is just kind of kind of your. own problem because we're watching uh. Planet of the Apes and the main ape he. almost died in the second movie but. obviously he doesn't die because there's. a third movie so like I I just looked it. up and I was like because I get nervous. watching movies when I watch movies and.

something scary is happening I I don't. enjoy it so that's why I look it up if I. know that he's going to die I'm like. okay I can calm down I know what's going. to happen if I know he's going to live I. can calm down I know he's going to live. like I don't care to get the whole the. shakes watching a movie sweaty Palms. that happens a lot I don't like it it. does happen a lot every movie when an. intense scene happens Kate starts get. sweaty palms and she'll like sit up like. thiss are and then I look at her I'm. like I look at her I'm like Kate relax. and she's like and she's like all stuff. she falling for like on the edge of your.

seat like she's literally on the edge of. her seat she's watching movies and like. like war movies Y what are yall talking. about we're texting we're texting her uh. Crush yeah he's snapping he's like hey. Maverick nonchalant stop being. nonchalant stop being nonchalant you're. such a hater nonchalant stop being. nonchalant you're such a hater Harper do. you like him or not he literally has to. be picking rose petals like she loves me. she loves me not she loves me she loves. me not Alex do you love us I don't like.

it do you love us I don't like it do you. like working here that's why he was wait. I like him and I don't wait wait Alex's. about to say do I like working here yeah. it's all right but like I think I should. be paid what I'm worth Maverick you. should be paid what you're worth yeah I. I legally I don't think we can pay you. that little we can't we legally we can't. pay you that amount I'm so sorry you got. to at least make minimum wage back come. on take it what's that $7 an hour it's. even even lower legally we we that's not.

allowed. sorry some people want yeah we get it. Some People Want it All hey but by the. way guys let's let's try to sing the. natural Anthem in our best voices ever. nope we did that we're not going to do. that we did not do that we have we did. it on another episode before no we did. the Pledge of Allegiance oh yeah I. nailed that one the national oh yeah. remember yeah that was when I found out. the Pledge of Allegiance and the. national anthem were different bro you. were best pro shop has but I don't even. think you've ever like when was the last. time you went fishing listen I don't.

care about the bass part but I am a pro. at everything but you're are you a pro. at crop dusting I am a pro crop Dustin. he want see he is no no no no no he is a. pro actually I said actually I was at I. was at Perry steakouse which is a like a. five star steak house and it's a very. very fancy steakhous the dress code is. like 10 levels and I was there and I. accidentally crop dusted people they. were all you did not I did I did it's a. good thing you didn't say that to me in. the restaurant I purposely didn't.

because we we were walking to our table. no they're just trying to enjoy their. meals are you kidding me yeah and I just. I just they're paying like $500 for a. meal and then they're like they probably. thought there was like a plane driving. by them cuz they just heard they all. they heard was we not cut out for fancy. restaurant and yeah I cred all those. people you may be good but Grandma's. they be the best they be walking across. the living room and it sound like a. machine gun like what was. that I. oh yeah all old people they're they're.

they go crazy no I have a special talent. um I can do I can sing a song but in the. tune of a different song like this. that's cool rock more like P Rockit that. was kind of impressive are you want me. try yeah but do it do the Some People. Want it All um to so so do that too so. Bloody Valentine to yeah I don't know. what that song is I don't know. either uh well I you do it you'll be my.

bloody V you'll be my bloody V that's. the regular one that you didn't change. the melody just sing the song I can't do. it I can't there's want your s people. what oh wait no that's just the original. it' be. like wait were you saying the melody or. the tone the melody the melody like and. different words Piper Rock more like. Piper rock or like um or like twink oh. my God wait uh twinkle twink Some People.

Want it All what's the next sign what. are you. doing you don't even understand what's. happening making it. up it doesn't matter you're singing the. wrong song I just sang it Some People. Want it All you're not supposed to sing. it you're supposed to sing another song. in that M oh dear Lord can you guys make. the rules clear he did no he show like. five times yes and I know what she said.

but you were singing you were singing. the other song she said sing some people. want at all no yes but not the words you. sing The Melody you sing The Melody so. like oh it's flipped yeah yes I see you. want me to do the reverse of what I just. did yeah no I don't yes yes yes just so. you want me to sing like. this wait wait I didn't realize that's. you did you did did okay do it what what. what um Piper Rock more like Piper get.

rocked that's not it yes she did it. right you do come and go. by I'm do I'm not going to do it she. didn't fre do it right she's going to. sing the original same no she can't do. it definitely watch. ready Rock wow inter it looks like that. sounded like a train r no because she. didn't sing it right ready I told you. let me do it let me do no I'm going to. do with I'm just all calm down I'm.

calm people want diamond no no wait wait. what Diamond people want a diamond. please want it all let me do it I just. want okay sorry I don't listen to. freaking Alicia ke do it I do man okay. you do it she's my favorite artist okay. do it cash I just forgot out who she was. in the Super Bowl all right ready go all. right. [Music].

more I'm calling it I'm calling it flag. on the pl we're done no it's not the. same no but you do you do a song cat. okay I'll do that I'll do that some. people want it all it's supposed to go. some people want it all go to that just. everything I'm sorry to the listeners. you told me you were gone and now you. just took it off see that's easy I now. do Twinkle Twinkle Little Star like. twinkle but to the to the come juice.

worldit girl juice World. twinkle you told me. [Music]. you Twinkle Twinkle Little Star to Some. People Want it. All. twinkle that one's hard that one's hard. twinkle. twinkle twinkle little star oh yeah you. hit us so good you same Melody over and.

over can we end this podcast I want to. get off now M what would you like to. talk about what would I like to talk. about uh you know what we haven't talked. about on this podcast is the Apple. Vision Pro guys did yall hear my voice. crack some people yeah we oh yeah okay M. about to actually blow oh I'm about to. blow I'm about to blow like I crop dust. like the blow torch listen I'm about. listen if we took votes if we took votes. to vote someone off this podcast right. now I vote myself that's how that's how. unenjoyable this is in reality who would.

you vote off wait we should do that in. the comment section everyone comment if. you had to vote someone off who it would. be I know it wouldn't be me and comment. this comment I vote blank blank because. it's going to be yeah yeah yeah do it. because say I v I say these coms about. to go crazy say I vote blank because and. then say you're because it's all going. to be because of me I already know. because I vote Maverick because he's the.

type of. guy dude I I still see those comments to. these days M's the type of guy too I. know and it's all the same ones but if. there were new ones it' still be funny. Let It All We ignore that yeah at this. point um I hope I don't have the most. comments oh that's going to make you. have the most I want y'all never mind. what honestly I don't care I was going. to say I want them to be as mean as they. can in coms. as mean as they can I want to see what. they come up with no let's not be mean.

fine be as mean as you can to Kate and. we'll see what you come up with all. right wait I was just saying don't be. mean to Maverick I was like don't be. mean you're right be mean to Kate no. don't be mean to my wife be mean to Kate. what I was talking about the grimlin my. wife my gosh the gremlin is my wife oh. no no no no no oh no no go no don't be. mean to K don't be mean to I forgot be. mean to M the Bros podcast oh my gosh we. got big news one of the biggest news.

ever probably news probably the best. news that you ever hear in your enti. life huge news huge huge. news so I'm about the huge H news is big. news so you guys see this LOL podcast. okay we're going on to us we're not so. uh so LOL podcast right we started. another podcast called LOL Bros so it's. pretty much exactly what we do right.

now but it's way better Harper in Kate. are on it yeah so if you're wondering. what would happen if cash or if Harper. and Kate weren't here how funny it would. be it's hilarious it's okay we do okay. we do talk about different things like. it's definitely a lot like more. different topics and likeu little more. mature and a little less immature at the. same time yeah so if you guys want to go. watch a more mature SL immature at the. same time type of podcast uh it's called. LOL Bros so Na and it's just the dudes. me cash Alex Joe just cutting it up.

there should be a link in the. description in the description of this. video says L YouTube channel yeah yeah. we're starting a whole Newar a whole new. podcast can you believe that that's it. LOL girls coming soon right Harper I'm. out I'm I'm. out she's like I'm not doing a podcast. with just Kate I can't I'm not doing. that I just I I know I that's it LOL. podcast just Kate coming soon podcast. just K that'd be funny just talking to. yourself like come on now gosh what.

would I even talk about hey go go you. figed out just go all the way backwards. but yeah if you guys want to go watch. the LOL Bros link is in the. description it'll say other channels go. watch that and then if that channel does. good guys if that channel does good then. we are also going to start LOL girls I. also forgot we had gifts for this. episode we have gifts yes oh gosh that's. so scary I I and I actually threw the. bag in the trash and then someone got. the bag out and put the gifts back in. the bag and then I saw it up here wait. wait we actually have so I don't know. what does anyone know where the gifts. are do we actually have gifts yes I did.

that actually you put wait you put gifts. in the because you put them in a you had. first of all that was a good quality bag. but I was like well I need to put them. in something to carry him we actually. have gifts as you can see Kate did grow. up por she can't throw away a bag she. said she got it out of the trash no she. said wait we can't throw away the bag no. I was like no because Maverick put this. stuff on the counter and I was like well. it's sitting on the counter stupid it. should be in a bag so we can carry it up. and it me me first me first okay okay.

I throw it across the room T Harper. taste Harper T Harper T har taste Harper. we got figure out how to make the. batteries out of this thing okay so. Harper pick a color no no me first me ma. ma pick a color a color yeah green pink. me pink oh can I pick a color can I pick. a color next she said Pink So What color. you want pink um there's not another. pink purple Maverick okay MAV Maverick. yeah um I don't know if this will be out. yet oh it'll be.

out no just we're just we're just. playing with it oh LOL slime what is. this it's not lol l slime oh God it's. really. bad oh this is hor Harper what is this. for oh I'm so excited this is actually. nice guys if you want to buy this don't. what wait this is actually nice it's. just been sitting you just got to play. with it for a minute Harper there's. activator if you want some okay oh this. is nice look at this oh oh cash this.

looks good wait yeah I want that one. it's like the Slime from Nickelodeon no. this one's solid can I try that one no. cuz this I'm taking my wedding ring off. cuz it's going to like get dirty I just. no this one is amazing can I tou it it. doesn't even stick to. you I want that one I don't know here. here I don't know what type of slime it. is mine's pretty dirty wait just dip. your finger in it just mix it y going to. don't put it in the black okay yeah. there you go you can drip it on the. black that's fine now mix it around okay.

guys we got so distracted with our new. toy guys slime is a this is oh my gosh I. this feels like sh ice cream this is. exactly how I feel like sherbo ice cream. would feel this is like glossy oh oh God. no cash when you're ready to switch with. me let me know all right you can have it. babe yay here you go yay I'm so excited. to try this one cash was gassing it up. oh Alisa babe whatever you you put in. this who's Alisa it's my friend that.

made it yeah oh my gosh wait listen to. the pops listen to the PO nice whoa this. one's not bad I don't know why you were. hating on this one that one was just a. little sticky it wasn't bad I a little. stick do you guys like slime do you guys. want to play with the Slime that we're. playing with right now that one's. amazing well it won't be this slime oh. my gosh what happened to M's hands my. hands are crazy mine see the black. Spider-Man Y what the can you turn that. off Al. I don't know. Maverick Alexa hey Alexa Maverick Alex.

randomly started. it's oh my gosh. no no C stop trying to get it stuck I. see you I'm trying to get it off you you. got oh guys guys. guys it's getting everywhere oh. no help me help. thank you guys for watching see you over.

don't worry don't worry it's on your. jeans oh no. you why are you grabing it Kate I'm. taking it off my. finger guys I got to go wash my hands. real quick hold on guys this stains your. hands thanks Mom wait don't end the. episode don't end it this is a terrible. what time are we at uh. 47 it's what 4 7 Minutes guys we got oh. Harper dropped it oh oh no Harper your.

your clothes are. ruined oh my gosh oh no don't get on the. couch whatever you did Harper already. did un you're not get on the couch on me. guys sorry I'm so sorry guys I'm so. sorry do not get it on the couch this. was supposed to be fun and we're. supposed to have a good. time Harper's hand Harper you're getting. it on the couch stop it everyone run in. the bathroom look at her hands guys.

don't buy this Kate's good at getting. stuff off help me okay um guys so in. case yall are wondering we were thinking. about starting a slime business and. selling slime this this was our first. batch okay so we're do more we're going. to work on the the recipe this was the. worst promotion ever it's not a. promotion it was a test yeah we test. failed miserably but there may be real. good slime for now yeah we're going to. we're going to start selling slime soon.

we're going through like a cuz this. episode goes out in like a month yeah. we're going through test we're. definitely going to make more slime like. the green one because that one is. banging I feel like the symbioid from. the Spider-Man venom venom get this off. me I felt like the symbioid Yeah we're. definitely we're definitely going to. sell slime like this guys don't worry. Harper needs help guys I'm turning into. Joe this is the Slime that we will be. selling I'm turning into Joe. what guys I hate slime guys we went to.

this before and I hate it ha it oh I. remember that yo that is crazy oh my. gosh it's in my hair how is Kate like. such an expert with slime I know she. came over here she rescued me look at. her she's like picking it up I was like. a I was like a lost puppy where's your. buet oh right here I was literally like. I didn't know what to do I freaking out. she came over here she's like don't. worry I've been trained I know how I. know how to do this I'm a slime expert I. went to slime I'm CPR trained in slime. literally if if slime ever gets on you.

guys just call K oh no there's little. pink see how quick she came to the. rescue for there's some in the carpet. too I know oh no oh no oh no not the GRL. oh it's on my sock dude yours looks so. fun cash yeah mine was fun but you guys. ruined the fun well this slime had also. been sitting for like a week so wow we. should put I got to go barefoot guys. slime got on my. sock oh gosh darn it. and everything fell over how is Kate so. good yeah all right well that was.

definitely the the green SL is the best. one so guys when we sell slime it will. be like this don't you worry that will. hopefully not happen to you it could. that's that's half the fun honestly is. it ruined do you think I don't know this. that was my favorite. part all right guys well I guess thank. you so much for watching this episode if. you guys haven't go watch our podcast. called LOL Bros we just started it okay. we need your guys help to get the. channel going to get that podcast going.

so go watch the LOL or it's called LOL. Bros go watch it YouTube Spotify. wherever you want we'll see you guys. next time peace.