How Hate Comments Affect Influencers!
how do you deal with the drama slash. like hate okay. I was like okay what is going on like. why are y'all being so rude but now I. don't look at the comments like I don't. really care plus she's a problem solver. I look at the comments like sometimes. but you'll have to understand that. there's jokes and there's serious things. yeah so when I'm being serious maybe. don't comment why is she being why is.
she not being funny I'm sorry people. think your whole personality is just. like trying to be like crazy but yeah no. I mean that's fine like sometimes people. are used to that and stuff but like yeah. other than that when I'm very crazy. they're like is she being for real or. something like that no I remember seeing. when you first started so the first. video I saw of Harper because fun fact. guys I found Harper on tick oh that's. another question I got a lot was how do. we meet Harper so I had been strolling. on Tick Tock and I saw her account and I. was like oh this girl's unhinged and I. didn't think anything of it and I was.
scrolling through the comments and like. I saw so many people that were like. you're too pretty to be acting like this. and like you're so annoying and she they. were like she's not funny and I was like. yeah I saw my comment. no I mean like no I'm serious people. we're like literally just being so mean. and I was like oh poor girl because you. know that's just Tick Tock yeah then um. uh we were like we're gonna keep an eye. on her to see how she grows because she. was at like a hundred thousand and she. had like two videos up so then I told. cash and then we just kept watching her. and eventually we were like holy crap. the craziest thing yeah it was when I.
was like all right I'm gonna I'm gonna. hit her up and I I dm'd you and you know. what you did to me everybody was saying. that he said. you said that no I joined she didn't. answer my DM she just didn't answer it. he did it and yeah and then and then I. was like hey she's really not gonna see. it. and then I was like you posted on your. story you said I'm gonna go live. tomorrow on Instagram at eight o'clock. and I said I set a timer on my phone. yeah I was like I gotta join this live. to tell her to answer the end and I. joined the live stream yeah and I said.
yo check your DMs after this and then. you said you said oh my gosh guys cash. bigger's trying to slide into my ideas. [Laughter]. yeah no so then. happen to live like in the same city.
yeah and then after that Harper goes she. was like you actually just met my sister. like last week and I was like this was. like three nights three nights before I. was famous it was crazy it was it was. weird. she became famous I was fans of y'all. like I was big fans yeah and then my. sister was like oh my gosh like I just. met your biggest like celebrities and. then and then I was like who and they're. like you're like cash and cave and I was. like no way send a video and then she. sent the video yeah and I can send it.
her sister had her us make a video. saying hi Harper and we'll put it up on. the screen yes we literally made a video. saying high heart for like three days. before I started dinner when I had her. page I had no clue who she was yeah and. I didn't even know if she like lived in. America she could have lived anywhere. yeah and she literally lived like four. minutes minutes away not even 15 yeah. like four you live right over here right. there yeah it was so Random I couldn't. visit in L.A and y'all were just like. and I'm like the odds that I met your. sister three days ago yeah three days. crazy no it was such a weird like.
situation but it was it was cool but. yeah yeah. I got like you got a good one math. because I got a good one yeah there's. more here but you can go yeah okay this. one's about Maverick oh you're asking me. questions now yeah they said y'all. forgot to bring up mav's first kiss on. the second podcast so they wanted to. know about your first kiss oh yeah that. that came into mind too you know what I. should have called I should have called. my ex and asked her about our first kiss. once I knew this was gonna come up yeah. I don't remember oh my God.
no she's getting married now I know and. she's having a baby yeah. um no I I. yeah yes you do you remember bro I I. will say this. I remember. it was a beautiful day oh my gosh. uh no I remember our first date I took. her out. um for a picnic we went to the party did. anything we fed the Ducks it was great. right and then uh we were sitting on the.
back of my tailgate. crunching on a poor crime. that's definitely an Oklahoma thing. right there no no no but we're sitting. on the back of a tailgate. we had like a blanket in the back of the. truck and we're just sitting on the. tailgate and uh we're talking and I. remember I tried to kiss her and I'm. pretty sure she said no she rejected me. oh how old was she can't relate never. happened to me I don't know she was like. 14 15. that's embarrassing or only my.
first game but the next date we went on. she did kiss me I just don't remember. what we did yeah bro is so full I never. met one person their entire life that. said I don't remember my first kiss. everyone. if anyone would have forgot their first. kiss remember your first kiss. no way. it's crazy right now. I actually don't remember I don't. remember that's crazy I think I'm just. like such an awkward thing that's how I. remember especially because like if it. was like a random person I kissed yeah.
I'd probably remember it but I dated. that girl so I kissed her a lot you know. it's crazy though is that. um so cash and I we actually didn't. share our first kiss story together cash. talked about how I was his first kiss. but Arthur's me yeah I was his first. kiss but he wasn't mine but we already. talked about that remember yeah and you. were even younger you're younger than me. so your first kiss was literally like. 11. basically yeah. and cash had like was maybe 14 just. turned 15 I don't know but our first. kiss we had planned it out because if.
y'all didn't see the first podcast. we did plan it out I had like a 13 year. old boyfriend and um I was dating him so. I was like obviously I can't kiss cash. but you know we had that four hour hug. and so then when uh my boyfriend and I. had uh broken up I texted cash and I was. like hey when are you gonna be back you. know and then we instead of planning it. and then our first kiss let's just kiss. um we'd planned it and I had to talk to. my best friend uh that was his cousin. and I was like listen girl like cash is. coming into town and we're gonna kiss.
and she was like okay we're gonna kiss. yeah. and she was like she was like okay I was. like can I like borrow your bedroom to. like kiss him in and she was like no one. else. I'm not even joking me and my other. friend have a video we this was so bad. we put her on the ground and we pinned. her down and we would not let her get up. until she said I could use her bedroom. and like we sat on top of her and we. were like yes that's a pretty big thing. to do me and Lily like pinned her down. and I felt so bad and I'm so sorry Haley.
you did not deserve that yeah and so. then she was like okay fine fine you can. have my room for like 10 minutes and I. was like no because like cash and I like. we couldn't like we never had time to be. alone we lived in different states we. saw each other like twice a year yeah so. we wanted to like be alone and so she. was like and then we just put her down. again and we were like we need I told. her that she had to let it be so. romantic it was yeah oh my God and so I. put my best friend on the ground I held. her down and I said I'm gonna need your. bedroom for like an hour and she was. like an hour for a first kiss well I. just wanted to like cuddle with him and.
stuff too and so she finally we got. tired of us yeah you know about those. cuddles man told me the other day he. said cuddles Harper said you're a girly. girl you are a girl now goes he straight. up looks at me and Kate and he goes I. knew I literally no I literally have no. I literally told him one time I said I. could never say this to cash yes and he. goes and then I did he looked at me and. he said cuddles are my favorite I was. like no way bro. cuddling better than kissing or anything. I like cuddles like if you said we could.
make out or we could cuddle and watch a. movie bro. you're gonna love this story you know. how you call him a girly girl yeah not. only did he do that he had some friends. coming over one day. [Music].
he has four girls coming over and he's. like maybe he's three he's talking to me. and Kate he's like oh I got four girls. coming over guys like I gotta I gotta. get something I gotta get something like. what do you mean you gotta get something. he's like I gotta have I gotta have. snacks we're gonna have something here. and I was like these snacks. I was like man I never once have my. buddy's been coming over and I was like. yeah my buddies are different than girls. I said.
Matt he's going to the store and I said. don't get snacks and he comes back. this is this is so bad. they're gonna hear this yeah cause it. was freaking funny bro I'm never forget. this in my entire life he comes back and. I'm in my room or something I come back. outside. and there is I've never done this before. one time listen there's a charcuterie. board out on the counter Nothing's Gonna.
counter butter. this is not my brother this is not my. brother it was a pre-packaged one from. Walmart. and I was like oh no y'all don't. understand I'm so embarrassed secondhand. embarrassment next one and then you know. what's even sadder what is they never. touched it nobody touched it yeah they. were expecting it they didn't even touch. it I put it in the fridge fully package. okay bro bought a charcuterie board for. some friends coming over okay listen.
they right before they got cuddles what. four girls with one guy cuddling in one. room. have you ever cuddled with more than one. girl at once map yes what I knew it okay. okay but have you ever cuddled I'm not. proud of it I don't I'm not saying it. was a good idea but have you ever. cuddled with two guys oh yes probably. that's hot. no I've never cuddled a guy really. you should try sometime. how many girls have you cuddled with at.
once uh just you. no you didn't cuddle with any girls. before we got married I've never cuddled. with anybody I'm so good like I'm. innocent I'm innocent that's not me too. yeah with my girlfriend yeah yeah we're. both like friends that are girls you. know like are we gonna pretend like you. didn't just say that what did he say. what did I say oh she said okay yeah you. should try it no no no wait what did I. mean I'm just saying that you never. cuddled with a girl yeah no I have I.
have cuddle with it oh just just your. wife yeah just my wife oh yeah for sure. actually oh yeah actually I actually. showed Kate a photo like two days ago of. you uh cuddling with a girl let me see. who is that wait let me see. that's just one of his friends look how.
Maddie is in the photo but he can't move. because he'll wake the girl up so he's. just giving me this island. yes can we throw that up that yeah you. can throw it up I don't know here's the. thing is that when cash before cash and. I started dating we had always like. talked we were always FaceTiming always. texting we were always like a thing but. because cash was like no I can't have a. girlfriend I'm working on my career he. was really just he really just wanted to. yeah I always show girls I can't have a. girlfriend like I gotta focus on my. career yeah. their response every single time well.
why does Maverick have a girlfriend and. dude that that played me so much and so. anytime he was like off because I only. saw him like once or twice a year and. anytime he was at like we weren't dating. but we were like always like texting and. stuff so he was like he would just go. meet up with girls that sounds bad. that's not true well okay are you. tripping okay I know of at least I think. we're out in cash right now cash was a. player no no no no no he sure was he.
didn't I honestly I should have like. when I was like 14 15 I wish I would. have known like my self-worth and like. dropped him then and like let him I was. played so hard you weren't so sometimes. Alex he's playing you so hard guys Alex. would literally come to Texas and I'd be. like Alex is my cousin Alex no Alex will. come to Texas and he would like tell me. he'd be like yeah I'd be like Alex I. know he's like meeting up with other. girls right now he's he never did. anything more than wait wait I got a. question did Alex ever like be like yeah. he probably is or is Alex no he does no.
Alex was like no like yeah he's doing. that bro bro. kicked out can't get out of the house. literally I'm not even joking I was like. in Haley's there's this one night me. Haley and Alex just sat outside all. night talking talking and I was like. literally having one of like my seven. breakdowns of the week and um Alex just. happened to be there for that one and I. was like Alex I don't know what to do I. need to stop talking to him he's playing.
me so hard and I know and Alex is like. yeah yeah he's doing that. you know conversations we were having. with cash. I was having conversations like this. stop what you're doing no it's not oh. you're oh you're gonna make yourself. look so good I would I would say no. either date her or don't date her you. never said that you're I believe you're. annoying with her no he did I know he. did I did 100 oh yeah so anyways that's. literally like the source of like my. issues. Maverick was always like good job bro. and y'all know okay good job.
I did it to myself though like I knew. cash was like like playing me I knew he. was but yeah he was I was so attached to. him I was like I'm gonna marry him like. I love him so much I don't care like. I'll just let him I was stupid and my. best friend was like you're so stupid. and I was like I know and she was like. you said like 10 times in the past 10. seconds oh sorry I was just counting. sorry oh my goodness sorry I'm gonna put. a light counter on that sorry but no um. honestly honestly he's lying she's. confused because.
he just likes to lie and make me look. bad obviously because he's my brother. and you weren't there I know what you. were doing. I'm not even joking every six months he. would like come clean of all the girls. he had kissed in the last six years yeah. oh he's just gonna boom backfire on you. oh my gosh you guys better take cover in. here listen oh gosh one time I'm on the. phone with her fake crying because you. gotta make it seem real right now I'm.
getting fake cried I've done that no no. but I'm on the phone I'm Legit you fake. cried when. oh I'm so sorry yeah that's what were. you apologizing about I don't know but I. clearly listen I'm on the phone with her. and I tell her my Kate oh I I kissed. this other girl I did and I'm so sorry. please forgive me like I kissed her and. but it wasn't this other girl it was. seven other girls no it was no it was. Uno and I said I was like but I but I.
want to be with you I was like I want to. be with you I'm sorry I kissed her like. I shouldn't but it's not like we were. dating yeah but I was like we were just. so you know I did kiss her and like but. I want to be with you and she starts. bawling she's like that's okay like oh. blah blah I forgive you blah blah blah I. feel like trash right you feel like I. feel like because you kissed a girl but. you owned up to it yes and you said I'm. sorry exactly. exactly now this is where it backfires. all right that's admirable I mean it's.
bad you did it but you can't clean no no. you're not telling it you guys always. like to tell the stories to make. yourself look good no I'm serious I'm. talking about the other part of the. story should I say that or where. everything happened. no because I don't think it's relevant I. I don't know what she's I don't know. what she's talking about either yes you. do when you went to that party oh no. that's not relevant listen so no no it's. relevant though no it's not but any. parties are bad then she goes to school. Harper.
you'll see in the clip. and then anyways so I kissed the girl. I repent. for what I have done and I'm like I'm. sorry Kate right and then she she makes. me feel bad for it she's like it's okay. though I forgive you she like a week. goes by. she's at school and my other our other. cousin Bradley. finds out. Bradley and Haley are sister yeah so. she's Talent she's telling everything to. her best friend Haley and Haley tells. Bradley that she kissed another girl.
what are you guys looking at oh he needs. to walk by you can probably can he walk. in front of that camera. sorry I butchered this okay listen so. Kate also kissed a guy the same week I. kissed the girl yeah but she didn't tell. me and then all of a sudden she calls me. in the middle of the day while she's at. school she goes to the bathroom and she. calls me she's like cash I just got to. tell you I kissed another another guy at. the same time and I feel so bad because. I haven't told you and I just wanted to.
come and clean about it and I was like. oh it's okay like I'm glad you told me. now at least comes to find out she only. told me because she figured out Bradley. knew and Bradley was gonna tell me at. the end of the day so she had to tell. you first so she and she was not going. to tell me weeks went by right like yeah. wow that's like that's trash yeah I know. it wasn't trash it wasn't great of me. but I think the most important fact here. is that after I kissed that guy I have. not I was I think I was 14. I have not.
kissed another guy since then that is. not cash and after that he still went on. his Rampage okay no. I try to make your daddy. told me told me but here's the thing is. after I did that I was like I cannot. believe I hurt him that bad I felt so. bad and I did even when you were playing. me I was like I'm not gonna go kiss. another guy I was like I can't go kiss. another guy now like that hurt him so. bad I would never want to do that to him. again and then this guy needed to get it.
all out of his system before he got. married so oh no okay to be fair just so. we're clear we were not dating anything. we were not dating I was like 15 years. old and we were never dating once we. started dating obviously we were serious. how many girls have you made his. whispered to her nothing how many girls. have oh you just whispered that to her. nope uh that's really funny um tell me. four 27 27 whoa 27. well no okay never. mind okay what are what are your red.
flags my red flags okay so I can't hold. a like real Like A Love Like a Love. relationship like have you ever been in. one no Harper you just turned 14. I know. but I can't hold a relationship like. that like everybody in my grade is doing. all this stuff and I'm like. yeah uh and and then wait wait what do. you mean all this what's like like I've. had it like like they they all have like. like they're they all have a. relationship like they all have.
boyfriends and girlfriends yeah I I had. one in sixth grade that lasted for 48. hours same so I can't hold relationships. the second red flag is I. I. I'm actually crazy like I actually yeah. I'm very crazy like I can't I can't like. chill so if you ever want to like be my. friend I won't chill out anyways after. that one more red flag I. um I don't quit I don't quit stuff like.
I do I never quit I'm really getting. something ever I quitsu multiple times I. put Taekwondo multiple times I don't. mean like that I mean like if I'm on a. project I can't quit it until I do it. that's like cash. yeah except for vacuuming I do not quit. vacuuming if I start vacuuming I gotta. vacuum the entire house. thing almost but yeah. I have I have another one. um. okay this one's for Kate oh boy they.
want to know how what it's like living. with cash and Maverick okay so here's. the thing y'all is. MAV don't act like that I'm not gonna. say anything bad about you so no she's. about to go in right now no I'm. so living okay. okay yeah everybody thought things were. crazy they literally like cannot wrap. their like that is the most insane which. again America first world problems am I. right like yeah other countries the.
whole family lives together yeah. like they don't move out yeah so no. that's like that's like that's how you. have to look at it it's like okay I live. in America I have an amazing husband I. live in this amazing house and I was. just like do we really want to pay. double yeah there's no need think about. that we can split half or we can pay. down yeah no so so Maverick like we like. own 50 of the house and Maverick owns 50. of the house and Maverick lives upstairs. and we live downstairs and honestly it. works like you know like both of the.
boys work very hard and I like. definitely take on the house and like I. make sure everything's usually in order. and stuff unless something breaks then. Maverick comes in for that so I do like. him for that. um but normally he's the one breaking. the things oh I break one thing what. else have I broke um broke the sink you. put a hole in the wall what hole oh okay. intentional he drilled a hole in the. wall for his Tesla charger and he says. I'ma fix that that was six months ago. when we moved yeah I drilled a hole and. I was like you know what I actually. don't want it right there I want it over.
here yeah and then I asked him yesterday. I said you gotta fix that hole in the. wall anytime soon I changed my mind I'm. not fixing it I was in the garage nobody. sees it it's whatever but here's the. thing is that living with them in that. aspect is like fine like we all get. along we don't ever like argue or. anything. um maybe we've gone in one argument I. don't know not really me and Kate we. genuinely like it but yeah all right. here's one for Harper wait no no oh wait. you want to continue no but here's the. thing y'all that nobody thinks about is. I'm the only female in the house and so.
there's now there's actually it's not. true we got math we have okay so I live. with can I live with my husband and my. brother-in-law and their cousin just. moved in with us um just for work and. stuff so I live with three men and I'm. the only female and literally the. testosterone in this house is through. the roof like they're always like it. does get crazy yeah it's like you know I. actually like I sometimes I want to just. crying leave and go hang out with like. females yeah because it's like it's. actually so. so and it hit me last night I was like. because like all the guys were here last. night there was like my brother and then. cash Maverick and Alex were all here.
playing games and stuff and I was like. the only one and I was just like I'm not. gonna come up here and play Madden with. them you know why not. after after we finish working we went. out to dinner and it's just like. everywhere we go I'm like the only girl. and it's just like I someone Paige is in. town it's nice yeah yeah all right this. is the next question they had. does Harper like having red hair oh.
they're all like they're at school. they're all like leprechaun because. leprechaun no soul. demons didn't you say you get called. character Carrot Top but yeah. um well I'm I'm four foot eight. so that kind of makes sense but like. other than that I do like my red hair. sometimes because like it's Unique yeah. I feel like if I had any other color it. wouldn't fit me you know like no like. imagine her with blonde hair that'd be. crazy no I think your red hair looks.
good yeah I I don't know I love it I. think my hair I hope it gets darker like. brownish because like I don't know no. like I don't know. oh my God every episode it never fails. well why is she burping all the time you. you I have a burping problem and a. farting problem. I'm about that cash you can't be mad. it's her bodily function yeah okay I got. a question for you Harper somebody asked. me on my Instagram. um do you have any tips for people going. into the eighth grade this year yes um.
are you about to throw up. I thought he was a I was like oh wait a. minute I was like. um but uh yes eighth grade tips oh it's. gonna be. the worst year of your life. dude that was eighth grade I mean you're. the queen and kings of the school but. like other than that drama like yeah. everybody everybody anything you do. what's like the most like dramatic thing. that happened to you all through oh my.
gosh that's actually the next question I. have yeah the next question was worse. School experiences so the most dramatic. thing is rumors everybody spreads rumors. and I'm like. oh my gosh people the worst thing that's. ever happened to me is I lost all my. friends oh over did you find them yeah I. did no no I so there's I lost all my. friends and I went home every day cried. yeah and I would just go it was in. seventh and sixth grade girls are rude.
no that's so true like Middle School. girls are like lethal like actually so. mean rude I mean I I was like fresh out. of fifth grade going into sixth grade. and seventh grade I was like oh my gosh. I'm so excited like yes people from. different schools are coming in boom yes. totally dead like inside like it's so. exhausting like drama it is it drains. you it totally jumps you like so do you. have any like specific situations yeah. like you literally like so. there okay so basically I have I've had.
I have to go through my text because. there's just one girl oh no she's nice. now not the text but she's in sixth. grade no so the same thing with me so I. was like fresh out of fifth grade going. into middle school so excited I pretty. much had like one or two friends that I. was carrying over from elementary school. to middle school I had like my best. friend right and we like one day out of. the blue I had been like friends with. her for like a couple years now out of. the blue she's like which this like. traumatized me in middle school she for.
some reason decided that she didn't want. to be my friend anymore and I think it. was because there was more like of the. popular like because I I will say in. Middle like in sixth grade I was like. not popular like I wore like my softball. tournament shirts every day and like. literally do it yeah. she actually called me out he was like. why do you wear the same shirt every day. and I was like uh and it was really. embarrassing did you wear the same shirt. every day no they just all looked the. same because they were all softball. shirts and so um anyway she randomly one. day decided that she didn't want to be.
friends with me anymore and every day at. lunch like I would save her spot and. then she'd come sit down when she bought. her food and this one day she looks at. me and walks off and I was like I didn't. know what I did I know and so I started. texting her literally have not like. spoken to her since and she and that was. like my only friend in middle school so. thankfully a couple weeks after that I. found some new friends but I cried like. every single day and then the next year. I was like you know what I'm gonna like. try to talk to her see if like we can be. friends again I walk up to her in the. locker room and I was like Hey like we. haven't talked in Forever.
I cannot believe this is real life she. looks at me. and then looks at our other friend and. goes Kylie can you hand me my necklace. please and like starts putting her. necklace on and I was and then like did. not talk to me and I said okay and I. haven't talked to her since I was like. yeah like literally like why are like. Middle School girls like so mean like I. was trying to like be friends with this. girl and she like I was like like the. scum of the earth or something like not. cool enough to talk to or whatever like. especially for a sixth grader the things. that I got texted yeah were actual yeah.
so damaging like to me like I haven't. recovered no I'm I know what you mean. and like here's the worst part about it. for me is I like felt like crap in like. early middle school so once I realized. that I could be mean to people I started. being mean to me too and it was it was. no I'm not and then I found out it bites. you back so no no I found out that. people actually have feelings and that. it hurts people and that's like I still. feel so bad about it to this day I've.
had multiple people tell me like yeah. you were so mean in middle school and. I'm like yep I was and it's really. embarrassing so to anybody that I was. mean to in middle school I'm sorry me. and me and Matt didn't go to school very. long no but even then like there was. never a point in our life where we were. like yeah we're okay with being mean no. I the thing is is that I like didn't. know I like okay here's the thing is I. could look at a person and make fun of. them and I like didn't feel bad about it. I didn't think it was wrong and I now. know yeah oh no. no I now know that it was the people I. was surrounding myself with of course.
like if I had been surrounded by people. that were like nice and loving and like. but the friends I was with were like. that did anyone just make fun of you to. your face yes when I was early middle. school people would like and it was like. you just know when someone's thinking. they did it enough hashtag ringback. bullying the thing is no yeah and so I'm. being serious like my like one word of. advice for anybody like in Middle School. sixth seventh eighth grade is like. literally be nice to people just be nice. because it actually like hurts people. more than you would think and it's like. now I'm like 19 and I can talk about it. and it's fine but like I literally like.
want to just hug my sixth grade self and. I want to hug the kids I bullied in. middle school yeah in seventh grade I. was the center of drama like it was me. Center of drama I was I was like it was. so bad y'all have no idea like yeah I. got to a point where like I couldn't go. to school because I was like I was like. literally like everywhere I went hey. Harper you're that brat blah blah all. that thing and I'm like oh my God are. you the brat yeah. oh crap that I shouldn't have started.
you know I made up lies which I'm still. not I'm still known for today for making. up lies which I've changed I've changed. so much I feel like you're so honest I. no I believe it like if she's admitting. that she made up lives she did like I. made up this girl so this yeah what's. one you made up this girl had quote. unquote brain tumor but she actually. overdosed and um. she was she was gone for for a month out. of school because she overdosed yeah and. stuff that's so sad yeah because yeah. and then um she told everybody that she.
had a tumor so all my friends were like. Harper can you go up to her table and. ask her if she actually has a brain. tumor and show and ask if we can see the. scar they're like also video it so I was. like yeah sure so then later on that day. they saw the video Blah Blah it was fine. and they were like oh my gosh she. doesn't actually have it and it started. this whole drama around her and then I. went up to her and I was like yeah they. asked me to do that and then the girls. got so mad your friends my quote unquote. yeah but I I like them now I guess but.
like like some of them but yeah wait so. what was the lie so the lie was that I I. don't know yeah I don't know people just. made up crap no yeah it was like it. really is just like they have nothing. better to talk about but still I have. drama too but like I've learned so much. from the past years like it's totally. ruined like what I was like I could have. had such a fun experience you know yeah. but no but I was I want especially once. I realized that like if I'm mean to. people people like the people people. will like start liking me and so that's.
what I did was I was like oh if I like. act like them they'll like me yeah a lot. of times it worked they did that's crazy. I know I literally like I think about it. I'm like I want to slap my 13 year old. self across the face she was so mean it. even I don't think I was ever mean yeah. and even like the guys I've never been. the guy would see like guys just aren't. mean like guys wouldn't have drama ever. no we don't know I think I think in. middle school there were definitely guys. that would like make fun of girls and. like call them ugly and stuff to their. face yes.
like I remember early high school there. was this um like this was okay by high. school I'd shut my mouth I didn't talk. to anybody this was when literally like. I spiraled into like my sadness thanks. to this guy. Eeyore no I wasn't ready my nickname was. ior because she was so nice because I. don't know how I graduated high school I. would like show up to school 20 30. minutes late and I would go sleep in the. locker room for half of the day like I I. literally never went to class I don't. know how I graduated so done with this.
stupid chair you picked it out that's. all you got this thing is so annoying. um I was like a big Troublemaker in um. seventh grade and eighth grade yeah oh. my gosh I would go to the principal's. office every single day oh my God y'all. have no idea how bad I was I feel so bad. for my teachers but like I don't at the. same time like there's only two teachers. Miss Miller and Miss life yeah I don't. even care yeah right name drop in I. think no but I remember like early High. School the um there was like there I.
remember there was this one specific. girl on the cheer squad that for some. reason everybody made fun of and I. remember during a pep rally she walks. out on the floor the like group of like. 15 year old guys behind me is they're. literally just going in on this girl the. whole time it was like it was like for. no reason like I was like why and of. course I was 14 and I didn't have the. guts to freaking stand up or say. anything but I wish I would have because. like the girl like what did she freaking. do to deserve to just be like literally. degraded like that like it's just. there's no point in that yeah it's.
always weird when you see people that uh. you knew in high school or middle school. and they're like adults with like kids. yeah they're like they're like dads. you're like yeah you know when mad. this is also kind of a girly girly thing. of him. he made his teacher if I'm getting this. right you made your teacher upset and. then he cried about it what because she. was mad at you I don't think oh when I. was in like second grade yeah yeah yeah. one of my teachers.
I called her a liar my mom made me. apologize to her oh my God. whoa. happy kids are crazy I said they might. well I mean no but I said that my. teacher assaulted me and she she grabbed. my arm and she was like taking me down. to the principal's office and down the. hall I was just screaming the whole I. was like yeah there's only me because. she um somebody's been watching too many. police videos because she um she grabbed. my lanyard because so she got mad at me.
for taping my lanyard on because I. didn't have actual lanyard and I had to. go downstairs I didn't want to go. downstairs so I was like fine like I'm. just gonna tape it on so then she grabs. it and like chokes me yeah and then. she's over here like I'm like she. insulted me and it's an on it's a joke. to this day it's so funny but it's so. sad when I was in uh also second grade. me and my dad watched this ballerina. documentary. yeah yeah I don't know why I mean my dad. watched that but we bonded over it me.
and my dad watched this ballerina. documentary and they were showing it. like the bad side of ballerinas which I. didn't know there was a bad side of. ballerinas but there it is yeah and they. were like eating disorders they were. showing like they're eating disorders. and like the ways they force themselves. to throw up and one of the ways they did. they were like stick their hands coming. down their throat and they would make. themselves throw up and I saw that and I. was like I did that once because I. wanted to try it out I didn't grow up I. touched a dangly thing in the back of my. throat and I pulled it and I was like.
you didn't pull it. that's like my biggest experience. in the back of my throat I clinched it. and then I was like and I pulled it I. was like because I saw trolls and he was. like screaming I talked so much about. Trolls but he was screaming and it was. like ah and then and then I grabbed it I. grabbed my own and it was like yo if. somebody grabbed mine I can't even. imagine. that moment I can't imagine without you. know what continues your story yeah yeah.
so I saw that documentary and I was like. that's really good to know and so I went. to school the next day and I stuck my. hand on my throat and made myself throw. up and just to get out of school and. they called my mom and they said I was. sick obviously so she came and picked me. up and then when I got home I was fine. and I started playing doing all my stuff. and then the next day I went back. because my mom was like he seems fine. now next day I went back I did it again. I set my hand on my throat and threw up. she was like life hack yeah she was like. what is going on they sent me home again. my mom can't pick me up got home started.
playing again I was like I'm chilling. listening this is a great life man and. then I throw up mom picks me up we get. McDonald's I go home play games and then. the next day I did it three days in a. row third day I get there in the morning. there for about 30 minutes make myself. throw up not healthy and a teacher and I. was literally just doing it to get out. of school like that's all I cared about. and made myself throw up and the teacher. called my mom yeah and she said. I saw a cash digging his hand out.
that's so funny yeah she tattled on me. and then I I got in big trouble and that. was when I called her a liar and then my. mom made me go apologize to her because. I called her a liar called her a liar. she was a truther she asked you I was. the liar. dude I I lied to some of my teachers I. enjoyed and I still enjoy and you do too. trying to make people believe things. that aren't real okay I know you enjoy. it to a whole new level this guy. literally will tell me something I'm on. the phone with him and he's like cash. and I'm like yeah he's like literally.
something that I would never care about. he's like. doorknob on the front door fell off and. I'm like. oh okay I couldn't say that no you. didn't. [Music]. he's so good dude wow like yesterday the. airbag light came on and cashed his car. and he was like trying to figure out why. it's on yeah and then me and Michael are. in the back seat were like oh. it's because it's out of airbag fluid it.
yeah. we were like Kate you got to take the. car down to O'Reilly's and and get some. airbag fluid and get them to put new air. in it and she starts looking up airbag. food like to order it on Amazon okay. okay. and believed it and I found that. hilarious but anyways no I did this. since I was a little kid I was in like. kindergarten yes things like that are. funny but some things like it's you know. what I got my teacher because he's done. it and Kate's been like why would he. even make it like that is even sunny.
it's funny because jokes don't hit okay. no it's literally like stuff like that. he's like oh um. your friends at our house I'm like. cool just kidding. and I'm like okay. that was really funny when I was in. kindergarten I I've done this my whole. life when I was in kindergarten I got my. teacher. um I was like yeah oh my gosh I remember. this is crazy last night she's like what. I was like. this is fun I had to go to the emergency.
vet she was like what happened I was. like my turtle you know it's it's shell. just fell off. and she was like she was like oh my gosh. I was like yeah it was tragic like we. had to rushed it to the ER and get a new. shell put on and she's like she was like. oh my gosh that's horrible and I'm like. it really was like maybe I could get a. sucker or something because I'm just in. so much pain. and she believed. Turtle Man. detail about this horrible trip to the.
ER for my turtle shell who fell off and. then she sees my mom and she's like I. just want you to know I'm so sorry about. Maverick's turtle and the shell. situation and and I I know he's going. through a lot you know as a kid and my. mom's like what his turtle. a turtle. I don't even have one uh yeah and my mom. was made me go apologize but like what. would he make that that's actually my.
point because like obviously even in. kindergarten I knew that didn't happen. look up what a turtle looks like without. a shell I know that's exactly why would. somebody make up that their turtle shell. fell off and they don't even have a. turtle that's just funny comedy guys. you believe that I'm trolling you like. that's funny that is true like she. believed that a turtle shell fell off. she believed like a child wait don't. they actually shed their turn no wait oh. my wait do they shut them. they shed their scales on their shell. but the shell grows with them really.
yeah I think y'all might be scarred oh. no. oh. that's not Vegas orders that's fake it. is no it's definitely fake oh wait all. right guys oh my gosh we're gonna go. ahead and wrap up the podcast here let's. go hope you guys enjoy this episode as. always if you want to watch more. episodes of the podcast click right here. we'll see you on the next one peace.
