Hear Me Out Cake Exposes All Of Us!
we're going to play a hear me out cake. okay my hear me out is John pork the pig. first up I have Jordan matter I'm not. sure you understand the game you think. Jordan Matter's cute he's madly. attractive okay I mean you really sold. it for me now okay a monkey pooped on me. right on my hand way that's disgusting. Harper you want to hear our Airbnb fight. yes we're sitting at Norm's Diner just. in a booth trying to relax you know have. a nice rainy day in LA and Kate's like.
I'm not sending this message and cash. looks over like stop being a brat and. send the. [Music]. message guys I think there's a chip in. my throat I'm not kidding oh that. happens to me sometimes would you like. me to perform the he lick no okay can. you please how about CPR sometimes it. breaks a rib no I think there's enough. chemicals in that Prime if you just. drink it it'll dissolve it you think you. could break my rib you know CPR does. break your rib if you if you do it. correctly it you're you're supposed to. like try to break their rib what that's.
how hard you got to do it I'm imagining. G on the. ground imagine dude getting CPR so hard. that your rib breaks what happened so. loud what what sounds so loud headphones. are we good we got we got we got a new. soundboard yeah new soundboard who this. hopefully our microphones sound good. it's us you know our whole podcast is. like kind of low quality so we got a new. sound used this soundboard several times. y remember the other day when all right. what are you saying KY well it's just.
it's completely random but remember the. other day how I was saying how Maverick. gets me clothed sometimes and it's so. sweet and Y like oh yeah you have to. tell him that he gets you ugly clothes. do you remember that conversation in the. car yeah long time ago these are some. pants that he got me and they're cute. anyway sorry that was random well how. have y'all been I haven't seen y know we. haven't seen other in like a week I. wanted to do this would this not maybe. this is a horrible idea but all of us. please every time M says this I'm I. wanted us all to do an episode today.
rating our croquet outfits or whatever. cro what how do you say it thank you. nobody knows what a croquet no it's CET. C and what the heck is that Co is. literally just like an aesthetic it's. not a real place yeah and we were all. going to dress in the aesthetic that's. wait coet are we sure we're saying it. right yeah coet it's like bows and it's. like flats and bows and flats what is. Flats got the memo lace what are you. trying to dress me in yeah that's what. I'm trying to make you a c.
cute and dainty I'm not wearing lace. yeah next episode cash will be doing. cat no why does that remind me of what's. the you know like when all the girls. line up and they do like the the kicks. what's that called Dallas Cowboy. cheerleader no Marquette Marquett. Marquett is that what it's called yeah. it sounds like or like rosett. DCC huh guys there is a quite literally. a chip stuck in my throat I hope it gets. out soon Kate do you know do you know. what DC means Kate Dallas Cowboys no.
like oh I DCd I I I what I dice rolled. wait I'm sorry yeah I DC like if I was. to say oh sorry sorry I. DCd I don't care I think I can figure it. out do any of you girls do I think. they're dcing right now oh deceiving no. if I was talking about like oh crash out. sorry about last night I guess that is a. good guess she's said digital crash out. it's like um what's that other word. y'all use when your thing glitches. cooked no.
I yes that too I'm so cook that other. word y'all use what okay what does it. mean lag you no no no there's another. drift no there's another one there's. another word it's like lagging y'all. just started using it I feel like Spike. oh input lag this is what happens when. girls try to act like they know how to. game it's one word it's one word y'all. talk about it when y'all play. Smash girls trying guys gaming lingo. right now wait wait what does CC mean if. it's not digital crash out well I mean I.
guess I don't really know DC it's like. not Marvel DC no no no no no I know the. I know I know it oh yeah you know I'm. not asking like what DC stands for I'm. asking just what does it mean what does. like the phrase mean crashed out no if I. say I DCd what happened to me you died. you died sometimes yeah you died. sometimes I come back no I have no clue. just tell us disconnected it just means. you disconnected yeah what why that is. just so stupid.
stup why would yeah why would you not. just say oh no I DC oh no I disconnected. you were over there DCC Dallas Cowboy. Cheerleaders I mean digital crash out. was kind of a good guess honestly that's. probably what it should stand for emote. that's what y'all say emote that's the. word I was you don't know what emote. means like lagging right yes yes anytime. you lag in a game K you just be like I'm. emoting I'm emoting that I even know. what that is and I don't even play Okay. what is emoting Harper show them an.
emote like where you like like it's like. it's like a victory dance they just. start dancing yeah it's like a victory. dance emotes like you're like you're. dancing on them cuz they're so bad how. can you always use that as an excuse. when you're battling people you're like. I'm. emoting because in the games we play. sometimes we accidentally emote and then. we get killed while we're dancing. emoting I'm it's a crucial moment you're. supposed to be like killing the other. person and then you're just. like it's like no I'm dead now I I don't.
play very many games but I do play gab. be I do too it's very fun and every time. I play every time I play I get the crap. controller and yeah every time Kate we. play at video games Kate's has stick. drift every time I don't know why it's. always me character just always runs. right off the edge just ah like Fall. Guys she just Falls straight off well. it's true guys how y b pretty pretty. good can you tell us what you were going. to tell us downstairs remember something. happened in Costa Rica oh yeah a monkey.
ate off my. head. what okay wait was that wait that's cool. oh I got one way better than that he. yeah you want to know a monkey pooped on. me right on my hand okay well you know. what it's even cooler I you don't I no. you don't understand I no you don't. understand we're looking at monkeys and. cash is filming like this and the. monkeyy above him in a i on video it. just poops I'm like self mode I'm like. there's so many lemurs around.
and it just a fat I mean did he not po I. didn't know a little we weren't there I. didn't know a little Lem we had to see. it from the video it's crazy did you not. you not post it no well the thing is I'm. videoing it like selfie mode like this. and it lands on this hand so you don't. see it but you see me be like this. there's so many. Le what I literally thought MAV threw. mud at me and then and then I it was so. started screaming it was so warm on my. hand was like.
ah and then everyone was like thought I. was trolling them by putting dirt on me. and I was like somebody get me a to and. everyone's just looking at me I'm like. seriously give me a we're filming a. video so we think he just put like mud. on his arm or something he's joking so. we're laughing at him he's like no. please it was actually in one of our. future YouTube videos coming up on the. cash Maverick Channel called touring. YouTubers houses and we tour who had a. lemur Kai and Tha their. house Kai and Tai's house lur they hadra.
actually where were y'all we were at K. tha's house so for real look I'll show. you K and I left when we pulled up we. were like we're not going into K house. they showed us the video afterwards and. it's like whenever I was thinking of. monkey poop when he said that you know. like rabbit poop's like little pellets. almost that's what I was thinking but. they showed us the video and it. literally is like brown mud all. overg wait did you show the video it. like that monkey had the runs I think he. I think he did if not I'm pretty sure. they got it on like our actual camera so. you guys can watch the video and that's.
yeah so go subscribe to the cash M. YouTube channel if you want to see a. monkey poop on me touring YouTubers. houses I don't know if the video is out. yet but it'll be out soon what kind of. monkey was eating off oh wait hold on we. got to show the video here a Hower. monkey how monkey uh yes Hower howler. how how like it makes if you. hear no it it's like if you hear like if. you feel like the end of the world's. coming that's just the sound of a Hower. monkey oh like the that's. scary okay and you can kind of hear you.
can hear a of it hitting my hand you you. just hear literally that's all you hear. watch. ready that's. disgusting she. snorted I. can't it was so and you know what's. crazy I was holding the phone right here. so it and I didn't have a hat on it.
almost just went oh that would have been. so much fun I'm not kidding if it would. have landed on my head in my face I. would have started throwing up I would. like it's just funny it happened to cash. like one of the odds he I was inches. away from it landing on my face would. you have gone the rest of the tour with. it in your hair I I'm not even kidding I. would have jumped into that little lemur. Pond and like try to wash myself why are. you all around lur don't ask me but they. have their own little island and you you. you put a draw bridge down and they.
tried to like fight you on the draw. bridge where were yall actually house. look I also got chased by an angry. cow look see the cow yes watch he gets. very. angry wait hold on stand by this was an. adventure let me tell you honestly this. entire YouTube video. was oh wait I forgot all that. happened we got chased by this cow.
[Music]. that's not chased oh you got chased by. the cow oh my God he got chased by she. thought you made you got chased by a cow. what like chase by a cow you put him by. that would be funny too we should have a. whole video about chasing oh you thought. I had chase by The Cow by the cow why. would I show you a video of chased by a. cow what check out this I got chased by. a c.
cow wait we should do a video where we. introduce Chase had to show her a. picture of Chase next to a cow she's. like wow that's cool that's why I. seems this whole YouTube video was so. funny so when it comes out you guys. definitely have to watch it guys I wish. I I wish I spun my whole spring break. with y'all no you went to Costa Rica. that's fun I know but doing that would. be so much more fun low key no you're. only saying that cuz you weren't with us. but if all your friends went to Costa. Rica and you stayed here and you were. filming with us actually a condition you.
have it's called. fomo yeah no if you would have stayed. with us and done work you would have. been really sad that all your friends. were in Costa Rica yeah but like if all. my friends were at home and then I went. to LA for six days with y'all then I. would have had fun no but then there but. guess what your friends while you're. gone in LA are throwing a party and. everyone's at this party and now you're. in La while everyone's at a party always. greener on the other side I don't know I. and this lemur jumped on Kai to is that. a lemur watch it jumps on Kai why were. lemur around.
gosh wait what oh my gosh so they're. monkeys they're lemur you never seen a. lemur never in real life really lemur. are like one of the coolest monkeys of. all time wait wait wait are they in. Texas King juliia you you still think. they're cool even after all that cash. hey we're put on doing a video actually. I don't know if I can say that no no no. say it well he'll tell you after yeah. yeah we've never no don't say that video.
cuz that one's not even shoot got shot. yet will I be in it if you want you. could be it's up to you all we can say. is we're going to be facing very. dangerous animals yeah the most. dangerous animals on the planet on the. cash and Maverick Channel go subscribe. cash and Maverick YouTube channel soft. plug trying to get to 10 million Subs I. I want to do that yeah so we're going to. be doing like all different kinds of for. cash M mhm dude y'all have such good. ideas oh well thank you no one's done. that one what no one's done that yeah. okay so it'll be like we'll be the first. people to do it which be fun okay yeah.
what do you mean are you going to try to. do it before us no not she's like yeah. she puts it out before us like what the. PL the whole video so how is your spring. break we didn't have spring break Harper. y'all seemed like it we worked the whole. time okay yes that sounds pry but we did. get a hot tub we we did we got are not. in a hot tub we didn't get hot tub no. kiny you weren't aware of this yet uh. you weren't in the I M filled you in on.
the dots did they really buy a hot tub. but um I see I don't really know what's. happening list let me just tell you let. me just tell you we rented an Airbnb it. was an extra like $100 or $200 for the. one with the hot tub and we were like oh. we got to get the Airbnb with the hot. tub you have to so we got the Airbnb. with the hot tub in the m m were sitting. in it and we were like why don't we just. buy a hot tub duh and so now a hot tub. is on its way oh yeah it's been ordered. where are you going to I'm going to. laugh so hard when Stella gets in the. hot tub she's literally.
not going to get in the hot tub going to. be too hot Harper you want to hear our. Airbnb fight yes fight I was no I was. telling her before about our Airbnb. Fiasco who was in the fight wait I don't. even know this story so I'm you were. literally two fights there were two. fights there were two fights Oh you mean. the fight that oh there was two fights. one fight caused another fight yeah yeah. this airb be lady has some attitude no. let me tell you and I'm going to name. drop I'm just kid T if I went with y'all.
who would I sleep with you would have no. one you would you're not sleeping with. anyone you would have had your own bed. no you would have had you would have had. your own bed I know oh really yeah yeah. I like Pape came and he had his own room. really well you're not sleeping with my. wife I know it's like thinking a little. girl sleepover like three just kick the. boys to the other yeah so so we go to. we're in LA and we book an Airbnb for. like the time we're supposed to be there. and then we decided to extend our trip. so we had to find a new Airbnb so the.
next morning we're like trying to find. airbnb's and cash found one that he. really wanted to book because it had a. hot tub and so I request to book it and. the lady messages me and she. says Heather Heather oh that's name. dropping that's crazy name dring they. find Y what Jes I said I Think Jesus. would have a conversation with Heather. actually Jesus wrote a book and he name. dropped every person in there no I said. hey then this guy betrayed this guy I.
said hey he killed him five times oh my. God five times we're in town for work uh. blah blah blah would love to come say. she said I see you're a new user without. reviews um we screen all our guests can. you give me the following information. names and ages does anyone smoke or vape. can you read through the house rules and. I put all of our names and all of our. ages and if anybody SM I said nobody. smokes or Vapes and we agree to the. house rules and then she said I'm sorry. we have a minimum age requirement La has. lots of great listings the youngest. person in there was Kate who was 20 we.
had ages from 20 to 30 and I said I told. her we were here on work and I said and. then I'm like okay fine whatever I was. ready to find a new place like I didn't. care but not me did you give her her our. last cash was not ready to quit so I do. a little bit of research and go to the. airb rules your oh she might have looked. up our names no no no she I don't think. she did well just what she did look up. our names no later yes I know so after I. did my research yeah I think that couch. should stop talking for a second that. couch is kind of chaotic I'll take over. wait the. the messages yeah but I did some.
research got resarch I did research you. I did some research and I found out stop. typing your fingers please no I can't. because I did some research oh my God. and listen I found out that on Airbnb. you are not allowed to discriminate. against anyone or anything so age. discrimination is illegal and that was. age discrimination she just. discriminated my age so I was going to. type her a nice little message back that. said unfortunately that is age. discrimination which is illegal on.
Airbnb so if you don't let me stay at. your house I will report you to the. authorities now now that's just like. arguing with a lady and we don't want to. stay at her place anyways I was. discriminated against of of course you. were not discriminated against anything. people like you are why things don't. happen when you see things happening you. got to take action I just I don't care I. didn't care to stay at Heather's house. you can't let people bully you and run. over the best part okay so then cas is. getting cash is all irritated because.
this lady just discriminated against my. age and he wants to send were you all. that mad no I was it was the only airb. we found with a hot tub I need that he. wanted to stay there really bad so then. he starts typing and this is on my. Airbnb account so it's like my name my. face and I'm like highly embarrassed. because you know when cash types it's. never grammatically correct so he says. he just goes is there any way we could. stay please we're on a work trip for our. company we won't even be at the place. that much we don't have anywhere else to. go today now he is begging Heather to. stay at her house you.
begging I was begging and then if she. didn't accept my begging I was going to. threat and the threat was the followup. then she says what company and what kind. of work do you do this is where it get I. was giving her a second chance this is. where it gets messy no I said we are the. owners of our own company blah blah blah. we film YouTube videos and if you look. up cash of Maverick on YouTube you will. find us we are here to meet with other. creators and tore their houses we had. been here for a few days and needed to. extend our trip to filing video where. two married couples and an employee here. strictly on business she ignores my.
message we're just sitting in a diner at. this point have nowhere to go like I'm. waiting for I would like and then she. says hey I let we're about to pull up on. Heather I see why people yell at people. I wanted to yell at someone and I was. like hey I'd let to know as soon as. possible by the way I was looking for. other air bees I was not staying here. even after all that but cash was like. determined to stay here cuz she had well. just wait just wait she goes I I. literally said cash I don't know if it's. a good idea that we tell her what our. YouTube channel is because she's going. to look at our YouTube channel and see. the giant hole in our wall such a fumble.
you and then she did she replied back. hey I looked up y'all's uh Channel and. there's appears to be a giant hole in. the wall where you're filming the size. of a body wait wait read the exact. message she says I checked out your. channel I'm sure this is just a weird. coincidence but there's a huge hole in. the drywall behind you for that video it. looks like the size of a body what did. that not do we don't allow doesn't. matter if it's the size of a body it's a. secret room okay she said we don't allow. any filming at the house and the minimum. age is an issue I'm sorry it's not a. good m okay see I still want to message.
other back right now I can see him. getting the minimum age is not an issue. except for the person that is. discriminating yo if you hand me the. phone I will do damage thank you than. you it literally it is illegal you can't. discriminate against someone's age if. they're above 18 exactly I say we give. the phone to Harper and cash right now. they will they will yes unfortunately. unfortunately I will never be booking an. Airbnb for a group ever again because. you don't know who she's going to. discriminate against next you want to. fight with Heather go for it but not off.
of my account because then that's how I. get bad to be banned I'm applying right. now for her account and I'm putting the. same names and the same num in no I'm. serious she needs to be reported every I. I get it that if you don't want people. staying there that are certain age which. you can't do anyways but yeah at least. put it in the description or something. don't let us book The Airbnb the day. we're going and then be like sorry canel. yeah no honestly I I genuinely like I. didn't care I was like oh it's fine. we'll just find somewhere else but Cas. was very very upset that this lady.
discriminated against so I stabbed her. hot tub what I oh my gosh you want to. know oh sorry sorry you said she wronged. us cash is getting really irritated at. me because I I'm not letting him go. keyboard happy on my Airbnb account. because that makes me look crazy she. still thinks I'm the only one texting it. doesn't make you look crazy she's the. one discriminating well she's going to. think I'm crazy and that's the other. thing is I was like well I don't want to. start letting cash type and then she. thinks I'm mean because I don't know. what cash is going to say so then cash. got mad at me oh yeah well well I did a.
little more than get mad at you. yeah well so we're sitting in the in. this um breakfast place right we're. sitting at norms Diner just in a booth. trying to relax you know have a nice. rainy day in LA and Kate's like I'm not. sitting this message and cash looks over. and stop being a brat and send the. message and said I don't know what else. he okay that was a way louder volume. than I said it I said it like this I. said it calm and assertiveness I said I. said I said I was like send message and. me and Kate kept going back and Kate was.
like I don't want to she don't and I was. like just just send the message she's. like no no no and I was like just stop. did did I say brat yeah yeah was rude. that was rude I don't think I said rude. I would not I would divorce him right. after that yeah so apparently I said. just stop be I said like this just stop. being him brat and just send the message. that's how I said it okay yeah that's. and instantly I knew I was done for just. right there and there I was like you. want to throw in the other word you use. no we don't want to use that word no. what was it no you don't even know was. it bad word now you're Ching things that.
little girl what are you doing now we. got to almost like say the word because. now they're going to think I said a real. bad word say it it wasn't that bad of a. word it's just like a word that's like. not polite but it's not a bad word it's. not actually suffered slings and arrows. of outrageous wrongness that's what. happened okay all Cash's fault and so. Kate not only suffered from cash but she. suffered from Heather and it was just a. bad day for Kate and and Heather was the. one getting to me and then I I let my. anger out on Kate because she wouldn't. let me let it out on hether wait Kate. tell them tell them your new idea your.
book oh yeah so anyways wait your book. we're in a middle Harper was about to. ask something this is this is like with. the story okay so cash is all irritated. that I'm not letting him message Heather. and then we finally book a new Airbnb. and we move on okay we go shopping and. cash we will never move on cash sneaks I. hope Heather doesn't see this Heather. I'm sure you're nice no I hope Heather. does see this you you wronged us the. fact bet I actually I actually was not. mad at all I was more irritated that. cash was so mad over her she's not.
watching this Cas listen as soon as I. said the thing to Kate I knew I was done. for because Kate was eating like her. steak and eggs or whatever and then I. said it and she. goes and sets down her silverware and. just like I was sick to my stomach in. the diner I was like oh I'm so what did. he say I'll tell you it wasn't bad it. was just like it was a rude thing to. like I you shouldn't it was not also. Heather that is not the size of a body. yeah I don't know what where you are. yeah cash Tred to fit the many times. doesn't work I don't know why you're. shocked she put her silverware down I. mean you call her fat I didn't call her.
fat one I'm kid so we go to the grocery. store and cash like sneaks in buys me. flowers to apologize and takes them out. to our car whoa whoa what you're. spitting wraps so fast I can't keep. track oh so after we booked our new. Airbnb we were going to Target to get a. few things cash went in and he bought. like a a bouquet of flowers for me and. he felt bad yeah CU he was he felt real. bad actually apology flowers so you want. to see a picture of my apology flowers. mhm he like put them it was so funny I. was like it was so funny me and cash and. Pap for walk in and we're walking by the.
flowers and we're like where all three. of us are looking at them no one's. saying anything all three of us are. looking at the flowers we're just kind. of. like. yeah yeah probably should get those. that's C you said Frick no yeah so. anyways he gives me these flowers but. then I can't bring a whole bouquet of. flowers home because you know I have to. take it through the airport so I put one. single flour in a water bottle and I. carried it all the way from LA to Dallas. that was not one single flower you put. like 12 in there 20 in there yeah well.
it was one single stem but there just. happened to be lots of flowers and she's. walking through the airplane aisle and. everyone's looking at her and like. everyone's trying to hurry along and. Kate's just like carrying her flower. like you guys know Despicable Me where. she's holding the Cheeto and she thinks. it's a butterfly that's what Kate looked. like with her B bottle walking through. she's like everybody's like hurry along. she's like she like put it in the little. TSA bag check thing that goes through. the scanner her flowers just I lost a. few petals along the way but the. majority of the flowers have it I'm.
getting to that the majority of the. flowers made it home and then when I got. home I put them in like a book to press. them and I decided that I'm starting a. flower Journal so I'm going to put all. the petals in a flower journal and like. write little stories is it a flower. journal or an apology Journal yes no. it's it's all the above so I'm going to. put my flowers in there and I'm going to. glue them in and then I'm going to write. a little story about how cash yelled at. me in Norm's Diner in La one time so we. bought me these flowers to apologize and. then one day our kids are going to look. at that she's going to have a whole book. of how cash is wrong and bought. flowers that's like cute though but like.
yeah but like also I didn't yell I. didn't yic it's like completely toxic. yeah I was not yelling I literally said. can you just send the message and stop. being a breath I mean you're killing. things and putting them in a book and to. like seal the like wrongness that c. sacrifice to be fair it's like that's. the definition of someone apologizing. and be like hey hey say that again I. need to get this on camera in the almost. years in the almost 5 years cash and I. have been together that is the first. bouquet of flowers he has bought because.
he did something wrong so that should. tell you something in five years I've. only had to apologize once I'm pretty. Flawless no you've apologized before but. you just like didn't get well do you'all. want to know the story yeah oh you have. a story too yeah well I was in Costa. Rica um just having a grand old time you. know um I look at my cameras or actually. no no no cameras you have pop Roxy no no. I I look or I look at had a main. character moment you know those moments. when something happens and you look at. nothing you're like. no okay um well anyways yeah I mean I do.
know that but like anyways so I was in. Costa Rica I checked my phone and I see. my best friend's little brother texed me. hey blah blah blah um said that she's. going to TP you my ex-best friend yeah. oh I saw that who very wronged me um in. the nicest way possible hey stop it. you're going to have to buy flowers next. thing so I'm like oh okay um great so I. look at my camera um we only a doorbell. camera so um I only see a little oh.
you're talking about your ring doorbell. my ring doorbell camera so I see um I. see a little flap of toilet paper and I. was like oh my gosh are you kidding me. she really did but my mom was like. that's not toilet paper and like honey. it might just be a trash in the tree I'm. like who puts trash in trees like I so I. so we get home imagine just walking like. you're done with like your Snickers. wrapper you're like you're like me climb. this tree real quick stick this up there. and not putting it in a trash can like. so I got so mad um yeah yeah and then um.
I wait so you did get tped yes I did get. yeah she posted a picture last extremely. it it was it was deep in the yeah that. was wait I want to see I'm so pressed. tping is wrong yeah that's honestly. you're still tping in 2025 get aive. don't anymore that's wild why would. anyone T don't T someone's house that's. disrespect don't we need them either. that's even worse that I mean wait did. y'all Tepe. me no no okay just making sure no no why.
would we we're yeah I've never seen that. before more adult yeah let me see let me. see I mean that's crazy we are more. adult than we are above tping yeah I. mean I did that in high school okay. would do y'all want to TB her house with. me yeah yeah I think we would do that I. think we would dude I would never do. that I'm not what okay listen fun Have. you ever Ted anybody no I haven't it's. so fun it's vandalizing no oh gosh we're.
going to get in trouble we're getting. clipped we're adults we got to set. examples. guys I just showed her the picture you. know what's bad y'all T me no no no no. no no no she's like I've been talking. trash on this girl and it was y'all no. no har sorry y'all Ted me she so hey. Focus okay I'll be more happy if y'all T. me and not oh we're back okay okay okay. tell me if y'all TB me or not I won't be. mad no no no there's just this there is.
just this one thing in my camera right. here oh that's not my house why would. you do that to somebody yeah I'm pretty. sure that's your house what are. you I'm not showing you again look she. doesn't know. yet wait show her the thing on the. ground wait show her the photo of all of. us we thought it would be I don't know. if. we this is us here here's here's us if I. about to do it let me see.
y'all didn't we need my yard no we we. need somebody else's yard that night we. we did we ween need someone else's yard. and then we toilet paper to your yard. yeah I'm sorry y'all need to like. specify what that means we ween need. somebody okay well. great they took hot dogs and put them on. sticks not they we no no I didn't touch. those wait was it funny don't don't sit. no y I didn't know y'all were like that. what took hot. you and stuck the stick in the ground in.
the yard I didn't know y'all were like. that like I didn't know yall had fun. like that no y'all was not like that so. do y'all want to have do you want to. come to my hangouts and Tepee people. honestly I'll be so for real if you teee. anyone anytime let me know 2 a.m. call. me I'll be there especially someone I. don't even know it's like that's free. I'm never one time I took a toilet and. we we had our. friend come on they're not going to see. it no one's see no. okay fine we can't can you cut that what.
we got to cut it to cut that you got to. cut that he didn't say anything yeah all. right no no no all I said is we got a. toilet that's all I said that's so. obvious no it's years ago they can get. over all right all right we're mov on. because our house is getting hit 10. times harder what wait actually she. might be right we might she got it. because oh yeah and then I checked my. car and there's a few scratches on it. really and oh yeah I also keyed your car. wait they keyed your car there scratches. on it was that too far I didn't know and. no shot really a dust storm came um my.
car was outside they sent a dust storm. no no my car was out the whole time in. Costa Rica um I haven't drove it very. much and I find some scratches on it not. like a key scratch but just like like. genuine like fingernail scratches and I. was like probably you no I don't I bite. my nails okay oh there was some we had. some new scratches show up on our car. cash hey oh um so we didn't TP your. house no but I'll show you what we did. do we TP my uncle's house we got him. good for his birthday and we weened his.
house which ween is when you take hot. dogs and you put them on a stick and you. just stab them all over their yard and. this guy has tpd more people than you. could probably think of okay look at all. the weenies in the yard too oh my gosh I. put him in his mailbox that's crazy what. his mail his mailman found it the next. morning really show her what we did to. his truck like here's everyone doing it. no no just show that no yeah I don't. have a picture of the truck but wait. what what we we just paint we used yeah. you don't want to see what we did to the. truck cash do you have you can't show.
her what we did to the truck well then. we just have to pop it up but I don't no. we can't pop it up yeah exactly yeah but. people can guess unfortunately we can't. show you what we did to the truck finger. what did youall do you don't want to. know what we did to the truck no tell me. it look at his finger I know his ring. his ring got too small let me put it. this way we thought about taking all of. the tires off the truck but we thought. that wasn't far enough we were going to. take all his tires off put his truck. under brake. and steal his. tires if y'all tell me what y'all did to.
the truck I'll tell you everything I've. ever done even the green paper. story yes you wa you told your mom you. tell her that when you're 16 right 18 a. oh the age just keeps going up he I want. to know the story she won't tell any. tell any I won't tell anybody and tell. them 18 but she'll have to tell us wait. just what happened to she tells them. when they're 18 it's highly illegal. we're like you're under arrest now. you're being tried as an adult gotta I. swear it it's is it as bad as what I've. ever done I don't know what have you.
ever done to someone's house nothing to. somebody's house or property wait you've. never toilet paper to someone no oh we. got to go tonight are you kidding me no. I'm going to we're making it sound like. this is a like listen highly recommend. above teeing no tping is great it's. great for it's laughter the community no. you know what our house is going to you. can only TP like your uncle or something. yeah no it's got to be someone that like. obviously too many cameras will track. you down and you probably will get fine. and we have a guard dog just check with. your parents to make sure it's a good. person yeah one one time somebody tped. me I've been tped so many times really.
it's insane cuz people send my address. out and it's it's really annoying um so. please stop doing that um but no I uh. what's it called some one person wrote. on in spray pain or chocolate on my. driveway like chocolate it was like wait. they spray painted chocolate no it was. like I need to get that what is that it. was like oh that would taste so good but. um spray chocolate they did they did. this like bad sign I can't really say it. but they did a sign on my driveway. and like said a bunch of bad words down. the driveway and I was like oh my gosh.
like what is your like why like crazy. yeah so then we got cameras yep yeah. well if you want to TP someone's house I. I would I will gladly take you everyone. has cameras now except for the one. person we just did you got you have to. check for cams yeah so we we had a plan. to get all the cameras covered without. getting caught and then we didn't even. need to no yeah the camera so I wore a. ski mask and then I walked up to his. house looking for the ring and I was. like there's no ring yeah but that would.
have been awkward if there was a ring he. just sees me in a ski mask like see like. you're you you're those people were. teing your house and you were just. watching them on the cameras like how do. you how do how does anybody teepee. nowadays wait yeah when they were teeing. your house did you not see them while. they were doing it on the camera no they. were I'm not even joking I check our. cameras like religiously the second. there's any movement I'm like who's at. our house do you see me ever every every. time really I'm not kidding if you come. into our house I came into our house one. time when Kate got this new security. system and me Maverick and Alex were. gone for the night and keny wasn't here.
so Kate was home alone no was here yeah. so she invited a friend over cuz she. didn't want to be home alone and she got. a new security system that we didn't. know of wow and I opened the door to the. house cuz we decided not to stay the. night where we were going and we came. back that night I open the door to the. house and a light shines on us and goes. and then the house starts going alert. alert alert alert and we were like. Intruder Intruder we're like no please. don't shoot we like Kate don't shoot us. Kate no oh and the house just kept. flashing on us going alert alert.
intruder alert we're like no like other. lights flashing were real. Intruders would you have run off I would. have been gone yeah that's crazy do you. still have it yeah dude if I was really. I would cover my face and start trying. to run out of there what I don't know if. you can say that but it's fine what I. just said an I got a. glock yeah doesn't know how to use no. but I I will never have to use it now. because of my security system system and. if you override my security.
system I got a glock that sucks I got a. glock in my. w why did yall both say with a list y. both say. w I got a glock in my. w hey you got a cake I got cake man no. please guys I glad you noticed you got a. real cake this cake before we eat the. cake what no one's no no no one's. touching my the cake no no one's cutting.
my cake before he dig into his cake no. my. God come on let's see the cake no stop. talking about my cake like that show me. the cake no the cake over there oh that. cake yes yes okay but the big cake I. just find said so careful what I'm being. careful no he about it's going to fall. see you scared me it wasn't falling and. then I thought it was going to fall so I. jolted that thing almost ate it and now. sprinkles went everywhere I love how he. was like we won't make a mess with the.
cake today we're not making a mess you. be careful yeah cash be careful okay. well I it was cute I decorated it it's. still cute already dude look youed icing. all over the floor we just got those. looks pretty good huh looks great. yeah why well I was going to say um I. was going to say I just find that was. pretty good hey Harper's trying to say. something I was going to say um that. sounded like the monkey poop on cash but. other than that isn't it crazy that we.
all have lives other than the podcast. yeah it is crazy we're just not sitting. here I just don't understand why why. what like y'all don't know much about. floor that's just a quick little vacuum. that's nothing the floor that's just. makes the floor fun it's like it's like. y'all don't know much about me and I. don't know much about y'all what do you. mean what we know everything about you. what do you mean even the things you. think we don't know we know I know I. don't know anything about y'all you know. like everything about me you know like. so much about what do I do for fun dance. what what type of movies do I watch I.
don't like Madagascar Madagascar I do. like like like like like the fun things. you do on weekends yeah you know you. stop cash stop making out the. cake dude that's a crazy mustache Lorax. type beat I mean you are like crazy. looking you're getting cake all over you. and your your messy it really looks like. it was like put on my mustache yeah I. don't know but whoever chose the color. icing it's not good it has a lot lot of. food coloring in it it's probably not. gooded yeah that's honestly what it t it.
tasted like straight food did you make. this icing yes um the pink and green. part yeah yeah that's not good I mean if. y don't make cakes if y'all are ever. wondering what I'm doing I will tell you. promise okay what are you doing well. like I not like right now but like if if. y'all are ever stop if y'all are ever. wondering like what I'm doing stop I. need a nav what like if you're ever. wondering what I'm doing I I'll just. tell y'all. ohal Gerald can help you out with. that yeah what right next to your left.
right next to. you oh oh gosh there we go okay what are. we what are we. do what are we doing with the cake. you're being so Wiggly with the cake. it's scaring I so good with the. cake wait can you spin it on your finger. yes I can spin the cake on my finger I'm. going spin okay I'm CH careful I'm going. to I can spin on my fing F wait. seriously these pants are.
like Cas stop give it wait all right. here we go here we go everybody now. ready now okay here we go okay everybody. now okay kid you catch ready hey catch. the cake you got the we're done okay. we're done throw it to me one time no. I'm done done wait have y'all ever. flipped the cake she said it sound like. she said do a flip said stop okay okay. get away from me I'll cake you I'll take.
you we each have to do see who can do. the most cake flip no cuz we're going to. ruin it yeah no no hey we'll do it after. we do it after oh my. gosh ready okay you go for two all right. here we go ready no no no no no. no. oh all right two cake flips two cake. flips here we go trust me don't do it. don't do it now you got to go.
fast I think that was three that was two. here you go. ready no you're going to fail cash don't. fail you got to spin it really fast not. going to lie you got to spin it fast I. thought I spun it fast all right here we. go it's going. everywhere three no no no stress I don't. know if we can do three map wait wait. wait wait wait can we not do that. three cake flips we actually do need the. cake three cake flips three cake.
flips no no no no. no stupid stupid. stupid you're such an. idiot get off the carpet hey you can. still try for three you're so stupid no. stop. stop what did you just do. guys I'm not getting messy.
they I think you are getting messy no. wait wait wait my pants are like. $300. $300 oh she better be joking that was. crazy are they actually you got serious. issues no they're not $300 she's only. saying that so you won't put cake on her. no they are and listen did you give for. PR I'm not saying where I got them but. if they get destroyed I am buying new. ones $300 they are they're from evolve. oh okay did you get it for PR yeah well.
it was when I was working with them but. I will buy new ones if they get. destroyed because of this here M you can. wash your hands with that um all right. that's gross that's crazy all right. let's let's play the game now let's play. the game everybody ready who I'll go. first now you ruin the cake the cake is. fine the Cake's fine Cake's caking yeah. and I L bite now I can't have a bite all. right guys we're gonna play or the. reason we have this cake is we're going. to wait Harper put those away I'm not. allowed to see them yet you're not oh.
we're going to play a hear me out cake. is my trash bag too loud yeah just don't. move a. lot yeah please don't do that K what. we're going to do a hear me out cake get. her thing and like put it right here in. the middle I'm trying to explain the. rules M okay we're going to do a hear. meow cake if you guys don't know what a. hear meow cake is pretty much we have. all printed off characters or people and. things and the whole purpose what's the. how do you explain what the know to hear. me out K is all well then we'll just. continue yeah I'll go first okay.
actually it's characters who we think. are. cute that we think are attractive oh. yeah that's good where are you putting. it on the little table abig said it. wasn't going to stand all right go yo go. here go careful the cake wasn't going to. stand well she said it was like falling. off when she tried I think you you just. had your stuff on it too so she couldn't. put it on it completely oh all right who. wants to go first I'll go first all. right Maverick let's see what you got. all right chear me.
out H let's see let's let's see who. people lowkey think are cute hear me out. all right sadness what wow she's fat why. no she's not she's not fat sadness is. sad too why would you want to why' you. want to be with someone that's sad she. just kind of cute though I'm sorry she's. cute and she's stubby and I like your. yeah I like. sness okay uh what I'll put it right. I don't know if maybe sad should go in. the back here we go she's so overlooked.
look she's even smiling in that picture. she actually yeah you're right she is. sad so we'll put her in the front is. that offensive that I said she was fat. will she be mad I mean she'll just be. sad okay well all right Harper your turn. okay my next. oh mine comes with. two okay mine is the character wait you. have two well one but two okay yeah my. character is the from the movie and from. the book cartoon um uh Roger kley.
oh yeah he's so cute loaded diaper. please put no in the back diaper he's so. cute well I'm just concerned which one. you're calling cute here are you calling. this one cute or this one well I would I. think both of them are. cute all right yeah no for. sure first step I have Jordan. matter all right there we go R Center.
okay I'm not sure you understand the. game C Jordan matter yeah yes are you. sure I don't think he understands y. number one pick you think Jordan. Matter's cute number one okay oh my God. Kate your turn okay you take the thing. off now Kate it's kind of loud Cas no. you put Jordan M on the cick yes I did. Jordan matters Jordan matters okay but. you know it's it's to hear me out Kate. yes all right Kate let's hear you out he.
doesn't understand I understand the game. he's madly. attractive okay okay I mean you really. sold it for me now okay I understand. clear clear and the fact that you hung. out with him this weekend is concerning. yeah I hid in his sauna what yeah sauna. why he was in it no he never found me. all right you your turn Kate my first. pick. I dream about him oh my gosh I already.
know Flyn ryer I was going to pick him. too that man is so sexy. yes thing to say you want to know what. my thought process was I was going to. say in the back I was going to do Flyn. ryer but then I was like he's going to. pick him really yeah that when I was. making yours I put Flyn Ryder down oh. really yeah wait are we putting our top. I like let you make your. own what do you mean making hers you. make Kate I was going to try to give her. ideas and send it to Abigail and then I. was like I just like he do it but I was.
close I almost say did anybody else not. make theirs because you're supposed to. make them no we all chose ours okay good. keny want to help I wouldn't give her. help all right what's yours Kenzie mine. is Woody oh oh he has a skinny off. face what the a skinny y face all well. yeah just hand that over here I guess. we'll put Woody on the C I just feel. like I connect with him you know he like. understands my what oh you're talking. about the whole lot sticking your boot. thing I got stick it's snake snake in. your boot I got a snake in my boot this.
is the ugliest hear me out K I've ever. seen yeah I mean come on cartoon. characters really am I the only one that. did a real character here seriously. that's a that's a person yeah but he's a. character on YouTube I guess seriously. I'm the only one here that's doing. someone real come on she did Rod rck. yeah but she also did the fake Rodrick. okay m m this next person better be real. man um well look how pretty M's hands. look I hope yeah it looks like he petted. a unicorn e are have you been licking.
that off of you oh come on man have some. sanitary disgusting some sanitary ntii. from Avatar oh my gosh why are these all. fake characters I'm sorry I like blue. people yeah she is lowkey. bad wait let me see are all your people. blue yeah M you really like blue people. his hands are even blue right now that's. crazy to paint yourself blue blue people. are fine I went to a Halloween thing one. time and this girl was that girl for. Halloween but only used.
paint no wish I was there um all right. Harper your turn all right my pretend he. didn't just say that I'm joking okay. y'all actually have to hear me out on. this one because he is cute if you think. about it. what what that's so gross the white. icing taste better well it's just gross. that you like it was on the floor I mean. bro really wants Stella hair in it yeah. me and M have been eating the side of. the cake. we're disgusting okay my hand me out is.
John pork who's that no way the pig am I. the only one that doesn't know what that. is like John pork is calling it's a meme. I don't know gosh don't worry about it. I've never I've never John pork is fine. that's a real person by the way I've. never seen that it's a real person oh I. promise you all right I'm glad we're all. still doing fictional characters uhuh. it's a real person joh por is real okay. well I'll do mine next because I chose. real people obviously you people did not. you guys aren't embarass of who you have. who you like who's your pick cash all.
right uh Miss. Rachel. um. she. you're all right okay why is why is. everybody silently laughing at that okay. I'll we're not sure if we should like. let you know that Miss Rachel is a. character of her 5-year-olds or not yes. man but that's why it's like hear me out. you know what I saying hear me out hear. me out you like to watch Miss Rachel K. are you going to let your kids watch.
Miss Rachel one day not now not after. that all right Kate what do you got uh. grw from Despicable Me Oh My Gosh do we. have any real people around here he was. like a villain and then he just turned. into a real big softy when he got kids. yeah he's a sweet little guy he go this. is ridiculous you guys have no real. people Kenzie he's very real in my. opinion okay this one you'll see I like. chose the picture. very particularly yes.
furb furb but furb while he's dancing oh. heck no like look how thick he kind of. looks I always thought I who furb who's. furb let me see who furb I thought. Phineas was the cuter one what f is and. so int I'm sorry furb being the cuter. one is crazy no f is so intellectual he. doesn't talk very much y'all just into. shy. guys I just been around Maverick a lot. and he talks a lot and so I thought Ferb. was a good alternative wait yeah does. Ferb say words he he does occasionally. no he doesn't he does say words he.
doesn't talk at all he never talks what. look it up yes he does look up who voice. is furb and I guarantee you it's going. to say nobody he has like three lines. throughout the entire series here you go. there's the all right well we have yet. another fictional character Ferb M what. Kake it's so are you going to eat the. cake no it's just like yucky to watch it. says the girl in the trash bag I'm. protecting myself and also I well you. look like a trash bag. do you got next why do the icing peel. off who do you got next M see right what.
the white icing is good no I only like. the cake the cake is good too all right. all right does everybody does everybody. have one more yeah yeah all right my. last. one that's his voice did you hear it. that was Ferb's voice he said he British. they the only mammal slay. eggs it's really hard to say anyways M. what were you going to say um this last. one is this Miss hops this last someone. steal my thunder okay this last one is a. baddie and probably one of my favorite.
uh movies I'm not going to. lie Judy Hy Judy H what a she's bad. though hey out of all the cartoons that. one is bad because Judy hops is what. about alasa woman Judy hops is thick. yeah alasa woman Judy hops is thick Judy. hops is thick you what did you just call. a rabbit thick hey rabbits are thick you. see that thing come on let me give me. that can you can you hand me the thick. rabbit all right here we go the thick. rabbit I don't want to be touching none.
of that let me see the thick rabbit. actually she's kind of slim on here slim. thick I guess slim thick yeah she's fine. though all right she can arrest me. anytime what the what what say that what. the oh my gosh all right who's yours. last one Harper. he he just licked his pants well it got. on my pants what okay looking at him. he's so cute who is it uh why is that.
cash no no no no no is it. me I'm. flattered it is Malachi Barton who's. that it's her Crush my CR her. Quest finally someone real I'll give you. that he's so cute I've been waiting for. someone real hey he better hurry up. before right wait what I looked at his. Instagram one time when you talked about. him yeah I think it's a good choice he. better hurry up before John pork hits. your line he's so cute I just can't stop.
okay all right I'll put it in the front. hey if John pork text you first you. going out on a date with him yeah yeah. all right my last one but not least one. actually nothing over Malachi really. is James Charles yeah that makes sense I. love James he's so pretty you guys would. be cute together look at his highlighter. in that picture it is kind of popping. that's his old picture I know all right. Kate what about you what's your last one. cash why were all of yours oh no one of. them is a girl okay hey but you do.
remember this is a hear me out cake okay. okay all right yeah I remember yeah Kate. what's yours um Mr Clean oh what the you. would have a thing for a clean guy yeah. oh yeah honestly the fact that he is. clean is like what sells me like I bet. I'd never meet a more clean man than him. Mr Clean there we go on the cake Kenzie. you're the last one all right this one. one kind of reminds me of MAV if MAV. wore glasses he like a little nerdy and.
like if you show Vector right now I'm. going to lose it no it's just like likes. history stuff and if y'all saw Maverick. like way scroll down on his Instagram. when he was like 15 for some reason he. liked bow ties isn't he so cute let me. see who it just. like no it's from that one movie where. they go searching for secret treasure. treasure treasure something yeah they're. looking for Atlantis or whatever I've. seen that character but I for forgot. where he's from he's a really attractive. that's I crush on him when I was younger.
what's his name I like nerdy guys see. I'm not a. nerd she just call you nerd I'm not a. nerd though all right we're adding. Maverick to the cave wait I'm so. confused he has a long name I'll read it. to. you quandel Dingle Dingle all right is. that all of them that is all of them. Milo James thatch which is also funny. cuz Maverick's name is James whoa that. is kind of crazy subtle foreshadow mhm. and his like this at all his middle name. starts with m and his first name starts.
with m Milo mhm okay that is an ugly all. right well that's the hear me out kick. everybody thank you so much for. watching we'll see you next time.
