HE’S GOING TO WAR!

welcome back guys. wait we're sorting something out wait. wait how is that not the same thing. you're right you're right I actually I. changed my mind I don't like any of it. she changed her mind again qu the. podcast all the SC I'm I don't like the. podcast yeah what's up about that Katie. doesn't like the podcast cuz she feels. like she's lying saying we're pregnant. in the last uh probably like five video. fiveish podcasts ago we said well we. posted it today but for you guys it'll. probably be like five podcasts ago the.

title was we're pregnant and we edited. Kate's stomach to look like she's. pregnant and she doesn't like that I. don't understand I feel like I'm lying I. you're lying and joking about M that's. what I'm saying is I I don't like it's. pregnancy is like such a sensitive thing. for some people but we're not joking. about pregnancy well I mean teic that's. exactly what we were doing actually well. technically you said no I'm just kidding. but but what I don't me I feel no guilt. cuz it says we're pregnant you two not. me or so we're off yeah yeah we're F I. just didn't even know that that was the. title like I said no to I I we talked.

about it I said why no one ask me. because you're not I'm the one on the. thumbnail you're titles there is a. reason I'm in charge of the clickbait. and the reason is because this video is. the best performing video we've ever. posted one out of 10 wow yeah well. sometimes when you do evil things what. you can get good in life yeah you want. the devil's. money as a matter of fact let's donate. all this money oh so I agree and any. profit we make from that video said. straight send straight to Aaron who's.

AAR nobody even knows who Aaron is no. but we know who Aaron is oh your aunt. wait. wait not our Aunt oh guys don't worry I. lied to my mom that my sister was. pregnant she almost threw her off the. roof but see that's funny too that's. abely hilarious a Lie Is A Lie oh my. gosh that's what a joke is it's a lie. the day he Li you your life by jokes you. want to live your life wait are you. going to tell your kid S no never. mind I see both sides I see both sides. of this I see why you're mad I see why.

you're mad I mean I mean I just. understand everything that y'all are. going through I can make you more mad. you want to be more mad guys I'm. literally he lied to you the other day. no this is listen why and I told him I. said cash it's a lie if you don't tell. her that you're joking what did I lie to. her wait hold up hold up what did I li. Lally pointless he didn't need to lie to. you I didn't what did I lie about he. said that we were waiting on me to get. out of the house I was in the car. honking my horn waiting on him for 20. minutes in the car a joke M we walk into. the house everybody's like why are yall. late I was like on M but we were waiting.

on me that's just a joke that's a. light-hearted joke well why why would. she have to tell her no because we were. late to set up stuff for a surprise. birthday and so we were running late on. time it was not a surprise birthday just. a birthday okay whatever and I was we. were running late on time and I was like. catch we have to go we got to be there. and then he took forever to get out I. just don't okay jokes are lies that's. why they are jokes you say just kidding. jokes are not lies they are what yes. they are what are you talking about you. say the most lie jokes what no jokes are.

jokes jokes are a a could be a lie where. someone assumes the truth and that's why. it's funny like if I was like yeah I can. bench press 500 lb okay and then people. laugh like that's a joke but everybody. knows the truth it's a reist joke right. no okay I don't know what that means but. that sounds good reist aoral question. RoR rhetorical question oh God. rhetorical questions which means like. you ask a question like um like are you. stupid like you don't say yes.

like and then and then like but like. it's like it's like a rhetorical. question yeah okay I get but torical. joke oh okay yes so let me let me go. through our thumbnails and titles on. this podcast and we'll see how many of. them are lies first off we're start off. with we're pregnant a lie I am not. pregnant we'll start off with we're. pregnant but hey it's a joke that's a. lie he that's not true we could be. pregnant we don't know oh yeah we do. know that true when was the last time.

you took a test when was the last time. you took a pregnancy test I don't need. to have a test to know she'll grow a. bump wait why do you not need to have a. test to know man's kind of got a point. now do y'all not know how the woman's. body works kind of Joe is picking up. what I'm putting down like what if you. have a period you're not pregnant yeah. but have you had that yet yes well since. when when was the last time you had one. what is that what is a period like it's. what goes at the end of a sentence.

wait no when was the last time you had. one last week so after last week we. could be pregnant this week no we can't. no we can't because you get your period. takes two weeks right you get your. period and then you get your ovulation. get and then you get your period again. and the cycle starts over I haven't. ovulated yet so I have confusing me and. I I don't know about the cycle of life. but I do know I do know that there's.

always a chance of pregnancy I'm not. pregnant except there there's no chance. there zero chance there zero chance out. of us three that we're pregnant yeah but. you you're at very high risk high risk. of pregnancy you are I don't know if she. is no trust me it's very high risk okay. very high risk supposed to be I don't. know okay let's let's move on. to our other thumbnails and titles um. going through his phone okay that one's. real our relationship is is ruined I.

mean well kind of I go back and forth if. that one's really not yeah that was. pretty real actually I mean it was cuz. like I'm fighting my older brother that. was your knee I know yo you're bleeding. out I know someone get the medic Alex no. no it's okay Al the medic here I started. to like I kind of want to lick it I. don't know why like I just want to like. what did he say BL kind of tastes weird. what did he say it y' don't ever have.

you ever tasted your own blood I tasted. my friend's blood obviously everyone. tastes their own blood yeah which. surprisingly blood does not taste as bad. as you think that's what I'm saying like. I I was wondering like what ises other. people's blood taste like T is it's not. snow con no it doesn't look like snow I. can't do it was that a bad thing to say. on the podcast maybe I shouldn't have. said that wasn't a normal thing to say. kind of an impulsive thought definitely. weird now he's definitely a weird guy on. the Pod guys guys I I can't do it I'm. going to get flamed if I lick my own. blood I okay no someone someone get this. girl can can we get no no no I want to.

look cool I want to look like I'm a. baddie okay with the blood on all next. one I survived this is this is Kate's. thumbnail I survived a wild posum attack. I did no that's a lie wild attack you it. was actually not wild it was literally. in a cage it was a cage it was wild. though it was wild wild in a cage tried. to bite me many times it was in a cage. it it was wild and I was attacked and I. peed on the floor you were not attacked. it was in a cage in a shower I walked in. and the thing looked at me and I peed on.

the floor so you were not attacked by it. yes I was am I the only one tripping. here okay it was locked in the shower it. was actually double locked it was locked. in a glass cage inside a metal cage the. first time it wasn't even in a metal. cage lock in glass cage I felt like I. was attacked how was that attack I feel. so above you right now I'm so happy okay. I went back to Middle School T we did. not go back to Middle School um a lot we. did any s we did Middle School questions. like if we're talking super yeah but. that's that's like like a a like close. the truth I SPI on their date Harper on.

a date with mad with binoculars that is. implying that she went on a date and you. were spyed on her with binoculars and. that did not happen thumbnails are fake. coming off yeah well we did we did try. to spy on her. date on her hanging with her friends no. we did not I guess it's a friend day no. only 1% can do this he was ignoring our. phone calls yeah wait listen listen only. 1% can do this and it's Kate's arm like. this no only. .1% we just made that up okay here's the.

thing we completely made that up here's. the thing I mean we did do a little like. talent I don't agree with that but I'm. like you said I'm not on the thumbnail. and titles team so I don't deal with. that however I feel morally wrong about. the we are pregnant when I'm not. pregnant I I agree I mean but I don't. understand because in the video in the. video I want you to know there was three. people on the thumbnail and title team. two of us voted not to do that and the. other person threw a fit until he got. his way wait that's not true that's not.

true is that what. happened say it didn't happen no I just. I don't understand why nobody asked me. I'm the one on the thumbnail me. too oh God ultimately we decided it was. y'all's relationship you're you're the. ones that are saying it so wait so. nobody asked me well we're asking now. you guys are one yes see but now it. doesn't matter because now the videos. are best performing video Start look. like y'all be coming too I just don't. understand I come out we come out making. more money I'm I'm on I'm that's that's.

what I'm saying har yeah we're making. lock in list lock I was designated head. head of thumbnail team is my job I make. I make amazing thumbnail best video best. performing video we've ever had listen. that's fine and I and I get flamed for. doing my job right which is why the. thumbnail title for this is going to be. something wild wild and I already know. the topic so I can't wait should we just. we just jump into that topic should we. just title and thumbnail this something. complet completely that did not happen.

in this episode yeah and then they have. to wait till the end and then they're. going to watch right here and you guys. going to be like H so. whatever wait guys guys guys you know. have the fainting thing viral we need to. make another thing like that listen I'm. setting alarm alarm on my phone to make. as all of this is I'll wa wait wait wait. wait wait make fake thumbnail okay. listen as important as all of this is. like this is very important something. Happ. over Thanksgiving something happened I.

spoke with a classified individual very. high up in the military like very high. up like has dinners with the president. like Biden like Martin Luther King like. like very high up like controls military. okay and he told me who I can't tell you. that it's class wait wait wait can you. tell the story yes because I'm not. telling the person but I can tell right. but like but like no no no no no no hold. on hold on hold on I don't know if you. should say that what that World War III. is coming he's.

he's World War I is coming and cash is. going to war I'm getting drafted he's. getting drafted he's going to war I'm. scared and Joe's safe because he's above. the draft age Maverick is safe because. he has scoliosis and you two are women. so should Alex Alex me and you we're. screwed we are done for as I have Asma. here's the thing here's the thing is. also he said it'll be about 3 years but. he's like World War I is coming wait are. you actually joking like no bro I'm not. joking no this was a real convers ation.

no I know I'm like I don't want a war to. happen he said so much crazy stuff like. a lot of stuff I can't tell you right on. this podcast but like oh my gosh is we. all I talked to this man for like two. hours I was like not two hours it was. like an hour but I was like oh my gosh. like this is this is wild this this is. wild he's never going to talk to you. again after this oh no he doesn't watch. this he's doing high up military things. who are you talking to he's very high up. he was like NATO was in my office. yesterday I'm like NATO NATO yeah I'm. like you talking was just in your office.

what is NATO Nat NATO wait wait wait. wait wait wait you don't know what Nat. is sounds like a clothing brand did you. go to school uh yeah who is NATO NATO is. like like the group of all the European. it's like our alliance that we it's us. and like all the countries we alliance. with that's called NATO so like if. another country we're alliance with goes. to war we go to war too with them and. like help it's like we all help each. other part of NATO I just thought that. was called like an alliance or the the. alliance team you want to you want to. join our team yeah yeah but like all of. the leaders of that is NATO wait so so.

you're not being like you're not joking. I Harper look me in the eyes we're going. to war we're going to you're freaking. the girl out no no need to freak out. just a little bit we're freaking out but. you don't need wait there's going to be. bombs coming down on our he everywhere. no no no no no he told me we're safe. from nuclear attacks because we're. America he said we can stop him he said. we can stop him most likely what he said. I was he said most likely he did say. something but I don't want to say that.

on here but he said we good like we're. good what he say what did he say he said. we're doomed oh no oh he's telling oh my. gosh why are you freaking her out wait. wait what what what why are you m is. literally freaking her out oh oh he. actually said that yeah okay good what. you so oh did you tell her the one thing. yeah oh wait what one thing wait my. cousins live there no no no no no no. it's okay it's okay okay we can move. them we can move them yeah yeah and. anyways moral of the story here three.

years is two years about three two years. ago I said MAV Kate this was like 6. months ago and two years ago it was. about two years he's been saying it for. the last two years two Christmases ago I. asked for supplies and everyone laughed. at me everyone laughed at me and. ridiculed me on two years ago I put I. was making my Christmas list and I put I. put life straw you know those straws. that like filters water oh my gosh yes I. I put that on my it does like something. like 100,000 gallons of water so I'll be.

good for a long time now you guys on the. other hand don't have a LifeStraw so I. don't know what you guys will be. drinking but I'm good until I die I. actually have like four LIF straws well. anyways you do um they're called. something different but yeah I put that. on my Christmas list I put um for. hunting I put like you know uh blasters. on my Christmas list I put like uh like. you know first a I put so much stuff on. my Christmas list uh I put MREs on my. Christmas list got food Mr it's like.

with the military guys EA in the bag. little plastic and everyone made fun of. me so hard and then they talked to this. guy and and then and then he comes home. and Kate and they're like we got to. prepare I'm like I'm already prepared I. don't know about you guys but I'm good. no first off you're not good we need we. need a cabin in the woods that is secure. stop stop speaking about our secure. Cabin in the Woods because now it's not. secure if you say we have a cabin in the. woods but nobody knows where it's at in. the woods but they they could they could. find out what general area we live in. wait there's no way are aren't youall.

just joking with me like there's no way. we're having a war in 3 years right like. why can't we just have peace on Earth. that's what I'm saying yeah yeah you. know what I think you should be head of. communications did you say that women. wouldn't be a part of the war you guys. remember when yeah he did say that I. don't know what he's talking about I. feel like women would fight to be in the. war oh my gosh the isue drafting women. listen I'm going War I'm not doing that. you're what they're talking about. drafting women and I'm not doing that I. will stay right here what women are you. talking to want to go to war all the. Taylor Swifts of the world who feel like.

they're so powerful okay I will say if I. got drafted I'm just going to say if I. got drafted you're not wrong if I got. drafted and they put me in a squad of. like 10 people and I walk in there and. it's 10 people that look like Kate I'm. leaving I'm I'm joining the other team. whoever's attacking us I'm joining the. other team hey I agree and I'm going to. say we got this in the bag Bo trust me. if they drafted me and it was 10 other.

girls that were just like me I think. we'd all start crying I agree yeah you. know that they put them there for your. Shield oh okay well in that case then. maybe I'm good here's the thing I will. say like they do say like like if you. were if you became a medic or like a. like a nurse and you got sent to like a. military base they say it's like one of. the safest places to be in a war well. yeah oh well yeah I would go I would go. be a medic except I don't have a medical. background my point is we should all. become nurses is what I'm saying it's. actually a crazy thought say they say.

they decided they did want to include. women in the drafts Harper is only three. and a half years away from the. draft wow I'm three years from being out. of not can't come close you're not. getting drafted wait three and a half. years away from the draft and the war is. happening in three years she's getting. drafted now that story was great but to. know it's even better our sponsor liquid. IV I actually have used liquid IV quite. a few times over the past few years one. time when I was having a reaction to. some medication I was getting super. dehydr ated and Kate brought me some. liquid IV and it made me feel 10 times.

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looking it up not no it's all like. Google explain to you guys guys my phone. broke not just now oh oh that actually. break oh my God yeah so so and then I. got I got on 100 on my test my math test. so I'm getting a new. phone when are you getting a new. phone wait when are you getting a new. phone I'm getting a new phone uh as soon. as I get home oh oh you might be getting. a new phone tomorrow we're playing a. game and I think a phone is one of the. prizes wait what one the pink one uh the.

pink one I don't know what I don't know. what color the phone is is speaking of. what we're doing tomorrow we're filming. a video um is it actually tomorrow or is. it just today no tomorrow tomorrow. actually tomorrow we're shooting a video. where you have to um it's called steel. or share on our different oh never mind. we're shooting a video where we're going. to eat the world's hottest chip and by. we and by we do you want to you are. going to eat the world's hardest ship. and Joe's going to eat the world really. have it yeah we bought them just excited. y I forgot to I forgot to get ice.

cream well it's not today here's the. thing I've ate the world's hottest chip. he's ate the world's hottest chips so we. will not be participating time no I kind. of want to I hope you guys know that I. was throwing up cons consecutively for. 14 hours straight yesterday a are you. sick I feel like that's like I food. poisoning from cookies no fever no okay. wait from cookies yeah what kind of. cookies uh my mom's she didn't bake them. all the way oh you know some this girl. made me some cookies and I was eating.

today that's what I like to say but and. I told Kate I said these cookies these. cookies don't taste right and then cash. had one he said that cookie is vile he. said that's disgusting why you shouldn't. have ate that cookie no M said try this. cookie I said I don't want to try that. cookie he said why don't you want to try. my cookie I said look at the cookie and. he was like it looked like a normal cie. he was like you don't know how the. cookie is going to taste by it looks and. I did I took a by the cookie and I said. I'm so I'm I'm so unhappy that I took a. by this cookie. [Laughter].

Harper is not on that could you imagine. Harper gives to the base though and. they're like what are you the best at. she's like well I know how to make Tik. toks and so then she's out there in the. middle of a. war Renegade Renegade do you guys. remember that Trend that went around a. couple months ago where the girls were. like me if I was in the Army and it was. like yeah yeah um there was a video of. these girls that were actually in the. Army and it was so funny cuz it was like. there was just these like girls like me. driving these big old tanks and their. friends are taking Snapchats at them and. it was like like the trend but like real.

I need to see if I can find it it was so. funny dude I just can't believe you're. going to war I know me me either man I. mean you know what I'm hoping to do I'm. hoping we can get a this podcast a lot. big share this with your friends to keep. me away from the war um because if if we. can get famous enough then if you're. famous enough you can get um you can get. special privileges you get no no they. won't put you in war because you're too. famous yeah yeah Alex is like I got to. start Tik Tok right now if if you're if. you're too famous they won't put you in. war because like they can't throw they. can't throw Justin Bieber in war they. put Elvis there yeah but punishment huh.

that was a because he committed a crime. yeah so they sent him to. die well wa wait Elvis went cuz he. committed a crime yeah you know know. what the crime was yeah he shook his. hips on T that was why yeah they told. him that he can't dance like that he got. up on stage and he point G that was a. long time ago yeah wait why was he not. allowed to shake his hips because that. was dancing and it was on TV and oh my. gosh the people who were running the.

world it was two years in prison or two. years whoever was running the world in. that time period would have an absolute. meltdown could you imagine if they saw. they saw doat yeah they just lose their. mind if they saw cardi B and DOA cat. they' be imagine if they just walk down. downtown Dallas Street they lose their. mind oh my gosh no if you get so now. there's the thing that yeah if you're if. you're famous enough then they like. what's the word Harper's over here. saying goodbye to all her friends she's. like We're they pardon you from the war. no guys I'm actually nervous like are. you joking like in three and a half or.

three years I feel like we're scaring. you you don't need to be scared well in. three years are we seriously going to. war well first off you should know. something we're already at war with. multiple countries oh yeah we are yes. like who uh we're we're helping in. Ukraine uh Israel we just pull out of. Iran are we you going to sit here and. talk about war this is no want to talk. about just just know that we are already. you're fine wait so we fighting you're. fine no no but like when they attack us. that's totally different okay so so in. three years they're attacking us no no.

no no that doesn't mean they're. attacking us I'm just saying in 3 years. Russia China North Korea Iran Hamas. they're all going to group together and. then they're going to attack like us. Europe and everything and then. eventually us maybe but hopefully until. they take over the world but we're. America we're bigger stronger and better. why the heck would they take over. America that that's so stupid we're just. good people I know we're just literally. you tell them yeah oh my gosh yeah give. this video to King J yeah write Kim jnun. a letter okay so he's the one can't. can't Donald Trump cuz Donald Trump's.

he's the leader of America Donald Trump. yeah I mean Joe bid three three years. ago he was wait can we please cuz since. Donald Trump was friends with with King. J can't he just be president again I. know I don't really like him but like we. can just well that's what happened when. when Trump and when Trump was President. he made friends with Kim joh and we were. good we were chill bro we were about to. go to war we were dude shut I found that.

out no you're not allowed to say that. man oh sorry that is probably classified. we'll tell you after though okay bleep. that out after yeah bleep that out that. was classified yeah that was definitely. classified wait what did he say oh he. was saying the other part oh but yeah so. um stupid stupid me and you Harper be in. war m y are going to be the Frontline. men wait Kate you'll be there too if. they do women I'm literally not going. that's so stupid I'm not going to war. well you know if you don't go they throw. you in jail throw me in jail I don't.

give a crap like I'm not doing that and. they shot Rock against your head until. you burst what in the old days in the. old days did you see some of the people. they actually used to see in the war. though like in the movies like not the. main characters with the people in the. background who like scunny like why. would you do that well dude isn't it. crazy the draft age is like 18 to what. 26 yes like bro you're tell no I'm not. going to you're telling me how old are. you I'm 26 okay so you're telling me. Joe's already too old to go to war yeah.

right wait 18 to 26 yeah that's nuts. yeah like 26 is the cut off like your. life is just starting you're about to go. get married have kids and then they're. like psych we're putting you on the. front line to die I don't I don't. understand why 26 is the cut off like 35. should be the cut I think it's cuz they. see us as less valuable because they're. like oh you're probably not married you. probably don't have kids you haven't. went to school yet you're not doing job. she's got a kid like you know then you. got to that has to be it it has to just. be like 19y old they see us as worthless. that's what it. isy old just like they're just I'm.

literally not going what if they had a. golden Oden golden War a golden War all. the old 35 to. 80 yeah wait why don't we do that. they're at the end of their life give. Grandpa a weapon and put him in there. and they're like they like have no. control they're just like they don't put. up with nobody they shoot you yeah they. got and they got like dementia they're. like grenade and they just throw another. one they don't remember grenade grenade. grenade C out bro out no but like out.

but what wait so so you're. saying hey so so you're saying if I I'm. I'm going to be 17 in 3 years sorry. walks the enemy walks up they're like. who are you Russia who are. you Russia. what. shoot oh my Godot. keep shooting their own teammates.

pulling their gun on their. buddies like are I'm on your team oh. okay our audience doesn't understand. this guys we're losing dementia is. Alzheimer that's what we're talking. about if we sent a bunch of old people. that had Alzheimer's to war my mom works. for people with Alzheimer's yeah Grand s. to war yes. no oh oh wait no no no I'm going I'm. just no but guys guys I seriously have. to tell you.

something uh what's it called so in 3. years I'm going to be 17 which means I'm. not 18 so I won't be have to go to the. war war no but the war still Happ Haron. will no whoever your boyfriend is will. be war'll have to go to war Harper also. if if you're not getting drafted first. of all but if that were to happen and. the war was on for a year and then. they're like just kidding we need to. draft more people then you're eligible. you'll be 18 wa wait what if that make. like there's no way they can make women. eligible for the draft would if that. make. and my dad get I don't think they can.

because they would like say like y'all. need to support the kids there's no way. they would make women eligible no they. wouldn't they would not do that because. I'm not going to go and I'm not going to. go either I'm going to sleep in and eat. breakfast cuz I they would have to make. them allow volunteer women I mean I'm. sure you can volunteer and if you want. to volunteer good for you but I'm not. volunteer listen I'm not going to. lie I've been like I've been thinking. about dating again and and if I start. dating a girl and then I get sent to. war well just like every other movie all.

about investment I just spent so much. money taking this girl on dates for. nothing you know that this is all like a. rumor like this isn't actually going to. happen. right you know we're like we're like. definitely due for a war because um. what's it called oh because like think. about it this is like the longest I. think America has ever been with thought. of War so we're and it's nice we've been. in Wars right like and we haven't been. in once in a long time so we're due no. no I can explain to you after why why.

it's going to happen if you want tell me. right now after I'll tell you after. after after you're fine though stop. worrying am I going to live like for a. while without Harper you're fine you are. fine your mom and dad are fine he done. for your sister fine he's going to sh my. dog is my dog okay your dog's going to. be fine but cash is not okay so it Mak. just be you and Kate doing the podcast. um you're not going I'll probably get. drafted no he I'll sign up I sign if you. get drafted I'm trying to sign up but.

you can't you have. scoliosis I'll tell him I don't have it. oh wait wait wait wait I have I I have a. growth hormone deficiency I have a. growth hormone deficiency so I'm fine. you're not going to war Harper yeah. you're just a teenage girl yeah me on. the other. hand you're a teenage girl I'm literally. what if I'm pregnant what are you going. to draft me if I'm pregnant and put me. in a child in a war cuz that's. embarrassing America wait so then like. technically if a sniper got you do you. think they' down two tallies or just.

one um I guess two cuz yeah I mean. that's what I was thinking that's kind. of messed up this is dark I don't like. this topic yeah we should move on for. more dating advice let dating advice. okay we talk about you know what I was. thinking while we seen talking Harper is. actually looking older oh my gosh I know. no no no no because Harper I was looking. at our videos from when we first met and. cash night the other night where like. she's literally grown so much in liketh. Maybe not maybe not like upwards you. just look older. I do more mature um okay before I.

started you started to talk to me about. Harrison and I said hold it let's talk. about it on the Pod what's up uh so yeah. we're talking again of course okay who. would have thought like yeah I'm you're. just playing games with him at this. point no no he's playing games with her. no there's lots of games being played. harer it doesn't matter if y'all are. talking it matters if he's talking to. other girls or not no he's not he's not. I feel like you're playing oh no no no. no no no you know what I've started not. to believe things other people say cuz I.

need proof obviously like obviously if. like if Paige said oh yeah cash is. cheating on you and me like obviously. you would be like you'd be like oh. that's like no no no he's not I need to. see proof yeah right so I don't think I. would believe it I wouldn't need proof. cuz I would know it's not true any yeah. exactly so I'm not I'm going to cheat I. would never cheat I was waiting for. it no no no but literally like I I I if.

somebody that has watched every single. piece of podcast and Club video we've. ever posted you get it and somebody. please go collect all those and cheat I. would never cheat make a montage yeah I. want a montage of cash saying he would. never cheat harer does it count as. evidence if he's like you know with you. and he says you should go cuz I'm going. to another girl's house that was like. before we were starting that was so. Halloween so no yeah that was in. Halloween but we just started being. we started we started being a thing a. week ago oh my gosh okay so wait wait.

wait you're telling me y'all are a thing. yeah like what about the other girls. we're talking all the other girls wait. like boyfriend and girlfriend no no. we're talking but what about the other. girls uh the other girls he just ghosted. them Harper hold on do you really think. yeah you so just to clarify the talking. stage mm for me at least it doesn't. exist I'm talking to multiple girls okay. until we like have that DTR where we're. like no the talking stage definitely. exists when you're in high school for.

sure well we're not dating cuz he hasn't. asked me to be his girlfriend but like. we're like not What If he if he did what. would you say yes no i' liked it. for I've liked it for nine months like. no literally this. see I don't like Harrison because why I. want have him on the Pod because the kid. is cute but I don't want the girls here. I just want me and you to interrogate. him yeah no listen the kid is cute and. he knows he's okay I should say actually. hold on yeah no Harper. than you think a little kid I never said.

that 14 Charles. Scandal bro no listen Harper that's how. you get office PR list by the way no I. love him I you on Instagram that's weird. listen I should probably unad him on. Snap. James Charles Scandal I only add him. on Snap because he said he had a boat. but he does not have a boat so you going. to use the 14-year-old boy I told him. that boat I said do you promise you have.

a. boat and and he was like yeah and then I. show Tex says pinky promises seriously. don't say I I promise he you have to. stick your pinky out I did that I did. that pink promis and then I showed up to. his house I had a SEO and he lives on. the lake a jet ski people don't know. what a SEO is I had a jet ski I drove to. his house cuz his house is on the lake. and I'm on the jet ski and homie homie's. in a paddle. boo a paddle Boo and right next to him. was a nice boat and I was like can't we. take that boat he's like when I that my.

parents I was like I I turn my Jess ski. right back around and I went back. actually I went back to my side. like no way I'm kid no what I was saying. is the kid is good look there's not. really a good way the kid is um he he. looks he's not ugly he's a handsome boy. handsome boy and uh he know he knows. he's a handsome boy yeah and so he he. just keeps playing all the these women. and.

sound know heed heed what what do you. mean I almost remember another. 14-year-old doing the same thing no no. not me not me not K remembers right oh I. sure do remember I remember a boy that. was goodl looking with millions of. followers behind him too so he so what. I'm hearing is a huge Advantage everyone. here thinks I'm goodl looking nobody. said that actually everyone I said goodl. looking everyone my point was you had. followers and so girls were just trying. to get clout not anything to do with you.

being my fans found him by the way they. know that he's har because you said you. said we're going to call him Harrison. yeah but they found him wait his real. name is actually I'm so stupid no. it's I really thought it was har no his. real name is one letter. off okay got. it well actually it's like hey. wait I can't like like wait wait so do. your fans leave like hate comments and.

stuff no they like him wait so he. literally is getting clout for. you I figured it out I have a qu oh. never mind he's literally oh my gosh. delete him from your contacts right now. because he's no no because he literally. is like okay finally I'm getting my. followers I'm getting my followers and. then and then and then he's going to be. like just kidding I'm done and then yeah. he's gone forever well he barely has any. followers he has like 3,000 but then. then you're going to date and then. you're going to post TI Tok with him and. then he's going to get followers I was.

there Harper I did the same thing I said. lots of followers I'll date you but then. you never get out of it oh wait I'm. kidding I'm kidding wait a second hold. on I'm just happy that she's. acknowledged that I gave her all her. followers. yeah I remember she got mad that one. time yeah I said Kate I get I made you. famous no you called me a paid actor uh. that was. improvised no no that was actually word. for I can acknowledge I can acknowledge. that the only reason I have followers is.

because I started dating cash Baker. thank you that's all I wanted her to. know always said that I've always said. that no but you know the thing is he. texted me he said the only reason I'm. not dating you right now is because I. don't want to hear no it's because. people will think I'm using you for. clout so Harper oh you're so pure Harper. yeah Harper yeah yeah that's an excuse. yeah that's not good enough no because. the only reason I'm not needing you now. is because you don't I don't want to use. you for clout um. he can date you and just not have you. post about him Harper you're about to.

lock him in before Christmas break gets. here no yeah he said he said he wants to. get matching PJs and stuff so oh that's. good news oh okay so my question um are. you allowed to have a boyfriend yes have. you had a boyfriend before yes in sixth. grade no no no okay but that's like. sixth grade like now you're inol like. now like would your mom and dad allow. you to have a boyfriend yes would they. like yeah allow y'all to like go out on. Dat yeah nope what absolutely I can't. wait to have Harrison on the Pod oh my I.

want the episode though if if Harrison. we got figure out if he's good enough. for for our daughter yeah and basically. his daughter I spent 24 hours feels like. maybe little sister I don't like. daughter it sound it feels like daughter. yeah it feels it feels it feels almost. like daughter I mean I'm like I'm. literally like family 9 years think. about it when have you ever sat down. with your sister and been like oh you're. getting so big and I recognize it. cuz I don't have a little sister I have.

two gay dads what what y right he's. married oh they're Brothers sorry guys. we're literally related Two Dads but. since since since y'all are brothers and. I'm your daughter it's therefore y'all. are two dads why would you say but not. gay they're not gay no wait oh they're. gay happy like happy that's what I was. thought I thought we were talking about. it's it's dead Time of the Season oh my. gosh yeah you know song it's like I'm H. I'm gay I'm the the Christmas no no I.

know what I know what you mean it's like. it's. like no no my gay. apparel gay. apparel that every time I heard that. song when I was 10 I was like it's said. gay when you heard that song you sang. that song buddy huh I know I was always. like why are we s gay a did you know we. have a christas I don't know why we're. doing it but everyone's doing it wait. what y'all have a Christmas song yeah. like like Santa tell me if you oh my. gosh we do have a Christmas song go. straight you just sang it well I thought.

you I thought I thought you were talking. about when we were like nine and we were. like doing it with the with kids other. kids at the nursing home I'm going to. play Harper just part of it you got to. hear how crazy this is we this like jam. J we have we have a Christmas song that. we were paid by Sony to hop on like. their track or their Sony was putting. out a kids like pretty much a Kids Bop. Christmas album and they paid us to hop. on like their album as like a Kids Bop. person it's not Kids Bot it was Sony's. version of it and they paid us to like. be on the song so we came on the song.

and then they just randomly gave us a. random Christmas song and we sang it and. I don't like it and they got the worst. one I'm so sad that this is out this. this this song is actually not good at. all it's like is it like the. embarrassment of your career it's our. worst song we've ever done well oh my. gosh oh no you guys are going to have to. pop this up on the screen and they like. made us wear outfits and dance a certain. way and they were like make these faces. yeah what's with. the they made me do.

that the yes. yeah turn it off turn it off turn it off. yeah yeah but if the bag is big. enough I never even got paid yes I did. that make and you would do it too no I I. never got paid because I was supposed to. make like some cougan account and then I. didn't make it and then cuz he wasn't 18. so they had to put it until to like a. different bank account cuz he could and. then I never made it and then and then I.

emailed them like 5 years later I. emailed them like actually like 6 months. ago I paid it's like 5 years later and I. found their email like six months ago. and I was like hey can you can you pay. us how much and then. wait sorry we're talking business oh you. flexing how much money you made on it. and I made nothing I'm not flexing oh. yeah he made he made. he he made nothing I I emailed them like. 6 months ago which is about 5 years. since we did the thing and I was like. Hey checking up I'm. famous they didn't reply they didn't.

reply they said uh-uh oh no they just. didn't he didn't reply maybe you call. him out you didn't pay me well yeah you. can totally suit them for so much money. something like that that's what I. thought she is using me Sheen is using. Kate what are you a model no I'm not a. model for Sheen you are though. apparently I am they take my Instagram. pictures and they edit my hair my long. blonde beautiful hair and they edit it. like brown and they're like oh my gosh. buy our extensions and I'm like those.

are not Sheen extensions wait they used. you for a model that's just like use on. she website if you go to their hair. extensions Kate's like the model of them. and she doesn't even she didn't she. never bought their hair I've never. bought hair from Sheen and I also never. approved that message Sheen also I just. in general and I got on a we we asked we. asked a lawyer and we were like hey. should we try sue him he was like. honestly they're a Chinese company it's. not worth your time so no money for me. China but the thing is is I would what.

China that China China that's that's you. don't know China That's How Trump says. China everyone makes fun China he's like. China anyways I would not buy hair. extensions from Sheen or anywhere we I. bought them they're really good y'all. got to see that you bought hair. extension machine did you no she was. like yeah I saw your ad um I saw this. video on how hair extensions are made it. is nuts in India they go to like the. drain system and stuff and they collect. all the hair and then they have this. long process of cleaning the hair and.

making it into hair I saw that and by at. the end it looks like brand new hair. there's no way that's real I'll show you. the Tik Tok oh you want to see something. else disgusting I don't have hair. extensions from Sheen so that's not my. hair could check this out this like I. love vanilla milkshakes from McDonald's. oh and on the other podcast the other. day that I was on I brought Vana. milkshake you were a podcast I have a. whole another podcast Harper yeah he's. cheating on us what you do what's your. name what's the name uh Truth and Love.

and it's like it's a Christian podcast. but um anyways they sent this in the. group chat and they were all making fun. of me look at. this watch that you got to take. it that's I don't get it that's. embarrassing wait what's happening do. you not see it they're cleaning the. milkshake machine oh yeah is there worms. is that worms let me see wait wa watch. it text that text that to Joe so he can. throw it up on the screen wait was that.

worms inside the milkshake machine oh. those are maggots or B throw look at. this oh oh. oh I I got to make flurry from them. yesterday text that to Joe so he can see. that all right ready guys I'm going to. show you this one um I'm going to show. you this one and I'm so sorry for. anybody who wears hair extensions I am. very sorry that I'm sh you this video. also Joe I texted it to I just text it. to you all right here we go you know. that most affordable human hair.

extensions come from city drains that's. right in India workers actually collect. hair from public drains and plug holes. they clean and treat this hair making it. look nice and shiny but the truth is. it's not Virgin Hair it's straight from. the drains this is the only reason human. hair extensions are still affordable. otherwise they would all cost thousands. of dollars it's a hidden secret of the. beauty industry and many don't know. about what do you think is that real. that's crazy isn't that crazy oh you. found it that's crazy look yeah oh my.

gosh it's Kate everyone everyone go to. Sheen and tell them to stop taking. advantage of little 19-year-old girls. yeah she's only. 19 wait also man our pregnant thumbnail. is doing so good right now guys what is. what is I'm genuinely so embarrassed I'm. so embarrassed to be associated with. this podcast right now gu what he's. doing checking for the time I was just. curious cuz we got to film another. episode dude m is always checking for. this we have to film another episode.

time wait wait wait did you just ask for. the time again yes because I have. another topic I'm going to bring up but. I'm saving it for the next episode we're. almost done if we're almost done I'm. going to bring it up on the next one. well I listen Just for future reference. I always have the time look but you. could be distracted no no look let me. show look oh stopwatch yo this is. flowing by. slow she's like I want to flowing by. slow yeah no cuz I have a really good. topic to start she just wants to leave. all right well I guess we're going to. start the next episode thank you so much. for watching bye Whoever has the most.

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