He’s A Ten But…

spit do not. spit you're leing do not spit. cash a 10 but you can wipe 8.5 points. away with a wet wipe he's a tin but he. eats 6 Ms a day oo why'd you look at me. when you said that the the first guy I. ever went for was like 4' three and then. the second guy I ever went for was how. how tall are you. [Music].

I. knowbody what's up guys welcome back to. an. [Music]. episode are you turning that on upstairs. what's wrong with you what you turn that. on and oh it smells like gas now yeah. we're probably going to die from. exhaustion exhaustion the exhaust dummy. oh the exhaust in the room we're going. to die from that oh bro that joke did. not H you sit down no oh it's smell is.

not good what the what do you mean can I. sit down your gas smells sit down stop. what stop being annoying that was kind. of loud we just started yes and you are. being annoying are you just mad there's. a dirt bike up here mad mad because I. got a cooler seat than you how did y'all. get that thing up the stairs I drove it. up all the way through your carpet I'm. not going to lie me and Alex thought we. could carry it up we could not I had to.

drive what yall do we drove it up no. y'all did not yes we did in the wheelie. position y there is a spiral staircase. in this house there's no way had to do. it on one wheel I felt like that's cash. that smells why would you do that right. like to us what you did it like directly. at us and now we're the ones that have. to sit in exhaust she's like complaining. that my dirt bre farted on her like. sorry just breathe there's fresh air in. here ites all right it smells kind of. good I like it just put your mouth on. the end of the exhaust there real quick.

can you not turn it on again I can't I'm. what would happen if we did that would. it like blow up our mouth we would die. how much do you think you got to breathe. in for it to kill you oh uh I think. enough um that joke did not hit it. wasn't a joke it's actually a fact you. just got to breathe enough of it well. can you cash please don't turn it on. again oh my goodness what's wrong you're. going to turn it on again and I know you. are and it's going to be right in my ear. Hool all right fine pinky promise I. won't.

right in my ear hole Cas what somebody. give me some headphones I'm doing a. whole episod headphones you mad Kate's. already upset we just started my my. Beats are going to get exhausted we. literally just started go ahead turn no. no no don't go ahead don't go ahead. don't turn it on please no don't do. it. cash have some have some respect for the. women don't turn it on for a long time. okay I'll wait a little while this. smells so bad all right guys welcome.

back to an episode uh today we're. goingon to be talking about things. anybody got any things they would like. to talk about um yeah I got things I. want to talk about ow my foot we talk. about we can talk about how I asked you. guys at least 500 times to not bring the. dirt bike upstairs and you yes you did. and that is why we did you the courtesy. of doing it while you were gone so you. didn't have to wear your voice out. yelling at us stress free stress free. and two so we can you know we didn't. actually the dirt bike up here we put it.

together up here what are you wearing. that hat for yeah I know that's what. just cuz I needed a hat what are you. wearing that helmet for my helmet me oh. because in case somebody hits me in the. head again like she just did he's on a. dirt bike that's why he's a helmet. on you think he's going to die on the. dirt. bike what if I what if I just po the. wheelie right at you Harper he's going. to die on the dirt bike with his helmet. I told him he should drive it straight. into that wall then no that wall. literally our whole house would fall. down no it'd be worth it no matter what.

I breathe Katie you still can't breathe. Katie used to call me that Katie what. remember when I used to like say that. Katie like oh I just SP like hey Katie. um I have a question Katie it yeah it. was so cute my voice was super high kind. of disturbing Katie Katie. Katie oh no guys guys I feel like it's. awkward what's awkward yeah I feel like. Kate made it awkward and tense in here.

yeah K did yeah I don't really want to. talk anymore I really feel like we. should air out the room now K or Katie. I'm scared I'm scared Kate's going to. hit me again like she just yeah I'm not. very happy that just everything I ask. goes unheard. like how do I not see coming do it again. no really yeah do it again am I allowed. to usually usually I'm not allowed to do. these things no you're allowed to today. this thing what don't H me a cat don't.

hit me with that that's not that hard. it's a helmet come on I don't want to. break this there's glass balls on it oh. it'll be fine. sweetheart yep keep going harder way. harder swing that thing it's going to. break your helmet no it's. okay I'm a Man of. Steel. [Laughter]. okay that was the softest yeah do it. harder I I can take I'm too scared to. hit let her hit it harder I'll hit you. scar no not you.

not can I hit him can you not take. Maverick MAV MAV you'll be fine I'm. going to headbut you just as hard I'm. not no M let me hit him M let me hit him. KY hit me not you I want to hit you okay. fine you made my mic knock over do it. again do it again oh I'm getting rocked. out here P Ro count. pepper that scared me I was looking away. for half a second and then he did it. wait M give me one more time give me one. more time no I can't hit you again oh.

why it'll get demonetized because all. the signs are pointing to you what that. that joke did not hit wow that was that. was crazy intelligent thank you crazy. intelligent thank you some people don't. give me credit for how big brained I am. well okay what never mind yeah well just. me and you here bro just me and you. where' you get that dirt bik oh Facebook. Marketplace but Mark hey you buy it. y'all would actually be shocked what you. can buy on Facebook Marketplace I saw. for sale I'm not kidding I saw a real.

UFO for sale real yeah I don't know if. it was true or not how it was it was. like $700 you're probably wondering dog. we got to go buy that thing you're. probably was wondering on what's on your. hand he Harper she's literally playing. with a spider is that you actually had a. spider where did you need a spider it's. right next to Maverick's butt yeah but. okay but where did you get no it's. not listen Oh I thought he was about to. point that.

Harper what don't put things why do they. all respond to us like that today what. like I'm starting to think y'all don't. want to be here something if y' don't. want to be here just go for real what is. that evil you got to stay hey guys ready. I'd be gone if I was allowed to leave. right now guys who's your favorite evil. villain um VOR guys me and my friend. were doing this thing today this is how. all the evil villains are in movies. ready there like. this I'm clapping for your effort like.

but I thought I won I have the key right. right where's the key it's right here. and now it's gone that actually pretty. accurate that was so good that was good. thanks thank. you that's actually. crazy I hope all y'all saw that too Kate. does not want to be here I hope all. y'all know that she was only laughing at. Harper's J she does not even want to be. on a podcast that she has.

that you guys watch she doesn't like. this no I do want to be here I do want. to be here just not when they go behind. my back and bring a literal D bike I. don't know if y'all know but I don't. like dirt they brought a dirt bike hey. upstairs we were being very courteous. the way we did it we actually carried it. all the way upstairs without dropping it. anywhere or hitting anything and we. thought about cleaning it before we. carried it in we didn't but we thought. about it we thought about what cleaning. it well I guess still on no it's not the. thought that count.

actually yeah no sorry guys I don't like. being here when people do things that I. politely ask them not to do seven times. beforehand so R oh no we're in trouble. what are we ever going to. do uh I'm uncomfortable look at. them when do you. realize for oh honey don't turn over. there. no.

no what the no I actually have to make. videos with that oh really oh give. me yeah fluffy unicorn did you just say. oh gimme no oh gim me dude oh gimme guys. I I have a unicor I have a I have a. YouTube channel it's called fluffy. unicorn 68 this is true go follow it. it's fluffy unicorn 68 uh more I should. say this unicorn has a YouTube channel. um but now it's going to have to get to. the hospital for YouTube video but go.

follow it fluffy unicorn 68 he's at like. 10K Subs pretty crazy I'm trying to get. to 100,000 followers on there when do. you realize that's insane I don't know. that's crazy people are actually really. 10K yeah what gosh you fat checked. me you didn't think what the she didn't. believe me can you actually do a POA. wheelie in. here no I think you could can I no cash. just a small one right here please you. know what go ahead you're going to run.

he's going to run through the bedro okay. next episode at the end of the next. we're shooting two episodes today at the. end of the next one I'll pop a wheel. yeah well you know what I've decided I. don't care anymore okay because this is. not going to be my future bedroom and my. bedroom is not on the other side of that. wall so you should be the one being. really mad right now and not me look at. her trying to give the heat to you as if. listen y'all weren't at the accountant. meeting today we found out we're getting. two houses why for what because we can.

what we are probably no this is a lie we. never even talked about this he's. getting y hes up why do you do that no. no oh he's a liar I'm not lying else Li. yes you are do you. realize realize what stop saying. that Vio okay what guys don't get mad at. her for singing you're just mad you. can't sing sing yeah you're. like I've never wanted to sing Break. song. sing listen if I wanted to become a.

singer I could have but I didn't want to. because I would have had to leave my. little brother behind what well I stayed. back to keep him famous so here we are. famous crazy I wouldn't throw around. famous you wouldn't throw that word. around yeah you probably wouldn't but we. can hey guys I had a good idea for a. podcast episode um what do you guys. think of this we're like mid episode and. you want to discuss an episode yeah yes. this is a good idea. [Music].

oh I can't hear nothing my ears are. covered hold on gosh oh m is a small. head hey give me that it's supposed to. be tight I grab yourie cuz it was it was. prettier looking give me that it's not. good you. want Oh My Gosh pie that mic yes sorry. Alex that probably it left red marks. from that Arrow it did it looks like you. got into some bad blood yeah me and a. raccoon red it's dark a. raccoon yeah me raccoons man Co his name. was rocket oh my gosh so my sister works.

at my sister works at a junior high. school and she was telling me on the a. junior school or a high school a high. Junior High School Middle School what. the a high school for juniors it's. called Junior High SCH freshman sopore. freshman sophomore what is that you're. high no it's six it's like Middle School. like six 7th Hi how are. you keep going because I wanted to know. what you were about to say okay so. apparently all summer long there was. this posum that somehow got on top of. the Junior High the building and it was.

just living up there all summer long. okay and the first day of school it was. like looking over the edge at the car. rider line in the morning it fell off. and as it's falling off the roof it's. peeing okay oh no and it hits the ground. it's still alive but it's doing its. posum thing like pretending is dead and. all these like like sixth graders and. seventh graders are just like so the. principal walks up and he just picks it. up by its tail and he just puts it in. the trash can what that's it he didn't.

even like dispose of it cuz it was still. alive he just put it in the trash can he. disposed of. it put trash I'm not going to lie well. is Poss committed to Suicide let me just. put him in TR can all right you. everybody move along now Junior kids. that thing was just living its life all. summer and all of a sudden it's like oh. my gosh what are all these people doing. and then it just throws itself off as it. had social anxiety couldn't take the. first day of school it was too. much he just caught off guard he want to. go back to school guys this is a heavy.

helmet yeah I feel like I feel like. careful it hurt her neck you feel. what ew oh you feel what. stop okay I don't know what she feels. but um guys I had a great idea for a. podcast you guys want to hear there go. the mic. again okay does anybody want to hear yes. I do I do want to hear I really want to. hear anything I want everybody to want. to hear isn't that funny you kind of. look like the person on your. shirt it's the Alfred eat.

ready it's heavy what are we. watching whoa har you might be the. funniest person I know that was. impressive that so funny okay I have a. great idea for a podcast yeah here let's. hear it we're going to bring one of. those ginormous sumo wrestlers on and. I'm going to wrestle him you're going. that's a great idea do you're not going. to beat him yeah I will I have a. strategy what's your strategy called. Dodge and weep yeah Dodge you know how. sumo wrestling Works Kate uh I know how. to get a guy on the ground in about 2.

seconds really let's see that I did it. before let's see it how do you cash and. Kate right now she says she's going to. get you on the ground in 2 seconds. there's no way you can get me on the. ground in 2 seconds I'm starting a timer. yes she can give me give me give me. one to fight back no why would you fight. back what why would you fight back I. didn't say I could fight I just said I. could get you on the ground in like two. seconds how does that even work I don't. even think that's true I think I could. just stand there and she's not gonna. okay. here we go do it go for it Kate he's.

ready let's go we already know what he's. gonna all right I'm about to start your. time you have 2 seconds which is not. very. long three come on K just do you don't. want me to I'm going to K what are you. doing just stand up and do this ready he. he knows what's going on here we go. ready three and five four wait I didn't. start yeah what the freak was. that okay we're starting we're going to. start in three two one and your time's.

up oh I didn't know we started how did. you okay. go I'm not on the ground I. win no but I did it did work one time. because I actually did hit him hard why. he just he just he just doesn't want me. to hit him hard again yeah but like why. did I do that because that's not. impressive Kate no that is because the. other day me cash sister and his mom.

were all talking about how if we were. ever to be attached the first thing. we're going to do is kick a guy where it. hurts okay all the guys in the room. we're all like whoa whoa whoa why would. you do that listen that's just off. limits if you're ever in a street fight. you can't do that like I'm talk I think. it would work like you could try there. are no limits in street fights no there. is if you're rules regulations me and a. guy are in a okay if literally there was. five of them I still want it kicked in. there why because this is an unspoken en. rule that's not an unspoken rule when.

you being attacked where are we talking. don't attack people if you don't we're. talking about where are we talking about. kicking I'm so confused in the heart. really really that's where it hurts the. most does it like an open heart or like. a bone what open heart are you talking. about are you talking about ribbing. their chest have you seen an open heart. har she saw that posum just laying on. the ground she's like she's a 10 but she. stabs you in your open heart what the. what the.

W that was that was good M guys today. we're playing she 10 what just happened. I missed it you didn't hear him he said. she's a 10 but she stabbed you in your. open heart I did not say it like that. did Harper what's going on hun I can't. he tries to bring it I can't and he. tries yeah he tries to Loop it back. around he's like what I say she goes I. can't I can't no I he's kind of goofy. even mocking harp is funny it's like. just don't mock her. the funniest man on the podcast well I.

honestly think the funniest man on the. podcast is. me see see she got the whole Squad. laughing I got the whole Squad laughing. except for the one yeah I'm not laughing. at you never going to happen well well. what's it called she he's she it's a 10. but it's a 10 it's a 10 it's a 10 wait I. got a fun game to to prep me for the. Suma wrestler do you guys think I could. stand there and you three could try to. get me on the ground without hitting me.

yes I'm not promising I'm not going to. hit you are you going to fight back what. you no I'll just stand there I can get. you on the ground by myself I not you m. oh I can probably yeah I think we could. all three of us okay let's. go he's a 10 but he thinks he's stronger. than three women together yeah all right. go that that Trend like are you going to. put a timer on for us Harper Harper. around his. leg W around his legs and y'all shove. him over huh no somebody do that we need. you to move forward please y we are not.

happy with your position okay take both. leg Yeah no har you go in front and push. him backwards what okay ready okay go. one two. three why that no you got to grab his. ankles get around his ankles yeah oh. she's single lagging you oh she's single. lagging you sweep the back foot sweep. the back foot you're Runing. back on. that was.

lame I got him on the. ground don't do that Kate that's no no. sare you broke the one rule. Kate try to get me on the. ground oh wait no no no no no no that's. a good match Harper versus Kate ready. wrestling matches first one to get the. other one on the ground I know this all. right three.

go what the are you using the force or. something oh come on what are they doing. grab her leg Harper grab her leg double. Leger double leg gra leg squeeze grab. her leg and pull towards you grab pull. towards you oh my. goodness oh I don't know who won she on. that was like a you hit I don't even. know what that was I hurt myself trying. to get cash on the ground good job Kate. that was so embarrassing I picked her up. I think all those was fight for just. something I got you on the ground in0 2.

seconds like I said I could no a lot. longer time went by than that also KY. trying to grab my leg and bend it I just. straightened it out and she was. like nobody was kicking the other. leg I thought that was the. plan uh well y''s mics wait fix your. mics real quick there going I I. personally I think you stand no chance. against the sumo. wrestler it's just not going to happen. well think about this the Sumo wrestle. is the equivalent to three of one of.

them I don't think I don't think it is. oh my gosh how many of do you think all. five of us could take down a sumo. wrestler no I don't don't think I would. touch a sumo. wrestler he's probably like sweaty I. think that's like yeah they have to be. sweaty that's just part of the sum R it. just comes with the page maybe when you. take the costume off you're not sweaty. no more but like costume do Suma. wrestlers have diabetes or something. like I don't know like I'm not not in a. rude. for them to like uh you know you know.

Paul Blart the mov no yeah inspirational. man I will say yeah as a kid for some. reason I was always like that's a cool. superpower he's got diabetes diabetes it. was man runs off have sugar I was like. imagine I always had an excuse to eat. sugar I thought he just always had a. great excuse to eat sugar yeah yeah well. if that's if you have low sugar as a. diabetic you can have high sugar as a. diabetic which means you don't get sugar. they need take insulin that's the.

opposite of cool Power what does this do. that's inter system right there so we. can talk to each other you guys CH. sometimes we get a little lonely so we. want to talk to each other is that how. you think I sound cuz that was not. English no you sound like this evidently. uh I just uh I don't know I G to go. outside and then go yeah what what did. you just say that's how she sounds I I. my was like cash in the carful. ioke my leg guess y'all didn't know what.

they're saying they're saying I got D. Coke on my leg because he still has the. act because I got we found a video of me. when I was like 8 years old and we were. raised like in the country and I me and. M do like a bottle rocket with mint. toast or whatever and the thing goes off. with the Coke and the M toast and I go. over and grab it I'm like all right. I and you literally we were like what. did I just say and I literally say it. exactly like that I'm like I got on my.

leg. man it wasn't even that legible like we. listened to it like three or four times. and we're like listen closely what did. he. say that's what it sound. like I'll try to find the video later. and see if we can pop it up on the Pod. funny for some. reason Diet Coke yeah every time I Every. Time I Think of Diet Coke I think of we. got to play the he's a 10 or she's 10. it's a 10 whatever the 10 you didn't.

gradually ease into it like you usually. do yeah what happened to but open heart. speaking of which. let's I said he's a t but he got Coke on. her. leg solid four all right I'll start off. I think my segue was good okay you start. off okay he's a t but he'll punch a hole. in the wall two hey wait can you stop. the wall can you stop the water. Jagger. Jagger oh thank you oh no no you're good. all right go math oh he's ATT by to.

punch a hole in the wall slower please. what hit him by hole in the wall you. know what I said I do know what he said. he's 10 but he punched a hole in the. wall yeah yep so solid like two really. yeah yeah like as in like no yeah just. not attractive to you not attractive at. all wow that's unfortunate he's a tin. and he punched a hole in the wall and. then said don't worry a drywall guy is. going to come fix it the next day and he. didn't get a drywall guy to fix it the. next day what is he then wait POV he.

actually had a drive wall guy come and. fix a different hole but left out one. yeah I did have a drive wall guy come to. the house and fix something else and. he's like you want me to fix that one I. was like nah. just does that Mak sense Harper Harper. you go oh he's the 10 but he wears. skinny. jeans these jeans aren't that skinny I. mean come on guys right I mean come on I. would say a 10. okay no no we're gonna move on now that.

I just don't like anything about that so. oh my God we got to you want to hear the. one I was going to say earlier I can't. say it the CL cuz it was so funny but. I'll whisper it to you don't say it I. can't whisper it to her no don't you got. to stop doing that because there's a. whole audience hundreds of thousands of. people watching this who don't. understand what you're about to say no. no okay he's saying it yep see guys to. the to all of the audience watching. right now I'm sincerely sorry that. Maverick is not considerate towards you. guys apologize you wanted to leave well.

that was because there's a dirt bike in. my. upstairs guys. that no no never mind oh me no no were. like 5 seconds ago when I. said about it we'll talk about it after. we'll talk about it after we'll talk. about oh now you'll talk about it after. great man that's good like I said that. in the beginning allit why don't you go. why don't you go it's your turn CU he. doesn't have one okay Kenzie literally. you before this. I wrote some down okay fine uh she's a.

10 but only because of. inflation what I wrote that one down. what I okay well I also wrote it down. she's a 10 but only because inflation. what does that mean you don't know what. inflation is I know what inflation is. but I don't get how that resonates she's. a 10 but only because there's not a lot. of other tens around so that means she. kind of goes up in the numbers because. everybody else arounds. ugly I don't even know if that's what it. meant but good interpretation went up. because the demand is high quity is what.

he's trying to say the supply is low. okay so inflation should go up it's like. what people say a California 10 oh. versus like I got one oh versus like. Dakota 10 sorry South Dakota everybody. from South Dakota I'm sorry sorry to all. 12 of. you yeah who lives there bro guys I got. one what what well okay what is it he.

he's a Tim but all right guys and we're. back we're back because stuff was said. okay okay would you like to go yeah I. would I would I would like to go he's a. 10 but goes wo when he gets. excited uh what's wrong with Y whoa yeah. I'm confused whoa it's just like do you. not like when we play video games you. mean Casher sitting. here no it's just like like when you get. really excited and you're like w. like cut it out.

with all would you rather us be like yay. okay what would you like us to do when. we get excited I'd like you to be like. sick like be like a guy sick sick Bro. she wants us to bottle up all our. emotions yeah fine Happ I'll just keep. bottling up all the happy emotions and. tell you that is true bottle up your. happy emotions and tell me your sad ones. that's what she wants no no I just don't. want you to go woohoo when you do. something all right Kenzie you go he's a. but he eats six meals a day o why'd you.

look at me when you said that what. the I'm not I'm not fat no no one said. you're fat we said six meal fine she's a. 10 but she stuffs her face with food. wait we're supposed to be raining we're. supposed to be ring how do you like that. one we're supposed to be raiding this I. mean to me she's a 10 I like a girl that. can eat you know what I'm saying you. know I'm. saying that's you. you know what I'm saying that was that. was kind of do I stuff my face no I'm.

just saying like or do I so because I. can't stuff my face I'm just saying like. I got another one I got another one okay. go on he's a 10 but he shovels his food. in like this instead of okay no talking. about this that everybody makes fun of. me cuz he can't eat cuz I'm Different he. hold just Fork like a caveman like this. I it is not that weird I'm going to go. grab a fork no he holds his Fork so. weird that whenever he eats he has to. turn turn his head side sideways so. every single bite he's just.

like just like yeah he. does you allow to you're allowed to yeah. you're allowed to the Head Notch. thanks and then make cash it on the blue. couch with M the whole time you want to. start it no don't do that you just hold. that button up there no you're make I. not do that to Kate no listen you hold. that button don't start it har you you. have to sit on that couch. sorry you have to sit on that couch. oh my.

gosh he does he smells like crap my pits. are sweaty okay. Harper I still smell it oh my goodness I. smell it she's a smell it that was. crazy oh my gosh should I put it up by. the AC unit. no why you shower yeah I'm a sweaty man. or maybe use some oh wait are we. actually going to rap these. what oh I'm on a different top okay go.

for it I have to defend. myself there's no defense here here. defend yourself oh my gosh you're not. supposed to throw Forks in the house oh. yeah she could have got fork or scissors. all right. so here we go what this show show them. how you hold a. fork like a normal this is how Kenzie. prefers you see how my head is not. moving this is called normal no but. really show them the hold of the. fork don't look at my thumb okay so.

that's how keny prefers to hold a fork. that's how no most people hold a for and. then when you cut a steak or something. you switch your hands and you cut like. this you don't you don't yeah that's. cool here's how I hold a fork like this. when he uses a fork you grab it like. this it's very it's very mechanical and. if I'm eating something like this I grab. like this so you just make a little.

perfect sign you know this sign okay you. just make okay like you ready to eat. okay I am ready to eat this one's okay. and then you just enclose these and you. just eat like. this no no do it do it the way you. normally do it yeah you got your thumb. on top well this is when I'm not so. hungry when I'm really hungry I eat it. like this he's got to get a good grip on. it this is how you eat when you're. really hungry that's extreme which is. every meal and then you got to get down. by your plate and you're like again this. is when he uses a for I've seen him eat. mashed potatoes with his hands okay that.

was one time steak with his hands I've. never heard Maverick fart on the. podcast why don't you fart bro that's. kind of girly of you imagine what I. literally I've literally heard the girls. fart more than you why would I fart dude. guess what Kate told me yesterday what. did Kate tell you yesterday she told me. I left she told me I left streaks in the. toilet I did not say that no what did. you say I said you left skid marks skid. marks in the. toilet she you know the did she clean it. no she was me to clean it can you I know.

that's crazy to come and complain about. it but not even clean a first you guys. got a little the little poop marks in. the toilet when you leave it when you. have a big old one yeah she calls them. skid marks yeah that's what they're. supposed to be called cuz one time James. Charles did this thing he drew okay wait. no I'm interested he he drew um he was. drawing hate comments and then his um. one of the comments said or he did. makeup with hate comments and one of the. comments said your Contour is worse than. skin marks so he Drew skid marks on his. face but he thought they're car skid.

marks like like where it's like and. where they go the road Drew car oh no. skid marks that's crazy yeah anyways oh. sorry okay let's actually play the game. you guys know how they put you know how. they put uh no cash stop it that called. stop itel oh no no what's that called No. Little Mermaid no what do you eat at. Panda Express what's that nood chain no. what do you eat with a chopstick you. know they put Chopsticks you know people. put Chopsticks in their. I'm going to put a fork in my hair.

nobody puts Chop Stick in their hair. yeah they do you ever seen one of those. movies where they have it's like culture. for people oh yeah like that I'm. starting culture yeah Cas starting the. culture Cas is making American culturist. you almost stabed her in the leg well do. he's a 10 but doesn't know how to use a. fork why are these all aimed at me okay. so what's the how do you win this game I. want to win you it's not it's not a. winning just you rap the sayings just.

for the enjoyment you know not every. game is like a we win type of game is it. like a participation zero or do you want. more points well there's no there's no. look at cas's leg it has a red doll on. it it does that it's because his skin is. so pale so every little thing leaves a. mark me. too okay uh she's a 10 but in reality. she's just two fives in a trench. coat what is I don't think you. understand the game. what is all I know is two five do not. make it 110 okay that I do know um she's.

a. 10 but she works at Dairy Queen she's a. 10 but there's nothing wrong with Dairy. Queen you love da. que but she forces a bunch of teenagers. to dig holes in the middle of the. desert sorry what what yeah this is like. some movie reference huh this is a movie. reference yeah that nobody knows yeah. the warden from Holes that's a man I. thought I know the w from Holes yeah. with this mustach yeah no W the warden.

has the mustache the warden is a. girl well does doesn't the professor get. bit by a um by a what's it called a. lizard uh yeah somebody gets bit by. something in holes yeah well it's one of. those venomous that movie Kate you ever. seen. hes no but I got my next she's a 10 I. watched it twice it's a good movie we. got we got we got to start uh answering. these questions yes tell okay everyone. has to to rate it that's how the game. works one person says something the.

others rate it maybe a win M okay uh. she's a 10 but no it's not lizard came. out of the holes anyways keep. congratulations you get an A+ you know. holes is he's a 10 but he skips oh. unironically a not stop saying he they. okay okay 10 they're a 10 but they skip. two like I we have to say he or she. because some things are okay for she and. not for he and some things are okay for. he and not for she okay we might.

confusing saying she okay. confusing all right just say a pronoun. they're a tin they're no say he or she. they are a tin just say something oh my. gosh I was saying okay I was saying. everybody all guys all girls they are a. tin but but they skip two I can't. imagine having a boyfriend and he. skipped me around yeah imagine your guys. are like walking and he's like I'm going. to go get get something and he skips. away look at you laughing sounds like.

he's a comedian he made you laugh no no. I'm just picturing cat can you skip for. me real quick so I can get a visual see. she wants to see it to see I need to. know if I should be on my down no I've. just never seen you skip before I need. to know if it's like okay somebody else. go that was a stupid one I don't like it. oh he skips privately skipping you okay. now uh okay she's a tin oh she but she's. a. vegetarian Oh I thought she was going to.

say her name she's a tin but her name's. Kenzie what I love. sish she's a tin wait what was the. question she's a tin but she's a. vegetarian. oh what the zero vegetarians are weird. man they scare me they scare they aren't. vegetarians are not weird c i. vegetarians you got to eat. meat historically everyone eats meat. historically everyone eats meat it is a. historical thing no one in the freaking.

1500s is like oh just give me the grass. I don't want the meat no one vegetarians. aren't as bad as vegans it's a new. modern thing that they don't want to eat. eat animals but guess what guess what. plants are alive too you're killing a. plant yeah you know how many baby. bunnies get killed by those tractors. Farm in the fields you know hey all of. them Terri just getting murdered baby. bunnies everywhere oh my gosh I never. thought about that you're like mowing a. field it has to just be a wh house for.

bunnies oh and little rats and mice and. all the little critters you know maybe. the rats dog died one time from that it. was so sad. because my turn yeah deer from tractor. but she sometimes kills people what oh. so definitely brings the A B zero. Jeffrey dmer type beat wait are we um. yeah so that's a zero we're not going to. she zero only he said only sometimes.

though sometimes I mean everyone gets. the best ofly it's going to be zero if. we're being like for real like come on. yeah come on guys really because like. what if she was here right like you. wouldn't want to be careful what you say. that's all I'm saying just be. careful yeah what if what if they're. here right now what if they're watching. right now oh yeah what if what if. they're watching they're like they said. I'm a zero well I there well I guess it. depends on the situation personally I. think you're a 10 okay personally I. think you're a you never tell the. murderer there is zero K you are perfect.

just the way you are listen especially. to me my that's my. type well I guess well you say that's. your type they're coming after you too. don't say that not my type but. personally I think it's a good. type I think it's a good type I think I. think okay go Harper oh um oh God okay. um okay okay okay he he's a 10 or she um. okay let me look at my list uh she let.

me look at my list hold on hold on hold. on hold on hold on um okay okay hold on. hold on. okay I don't know if I can say this. one yeah what you got it it let me read. it no what just say it we can bleep it. okay M got really mad from that anyways. um he. no wow good thing you duck and rolled. wow DOD that what did he he do he was. going to spit on her no what I didn't do.

nothing why is mad at me please what are. you hiding over there. for. swallow don't do it don't you do it I. thought I thought you were about to spit. on him or something I swallowed on. accident ready Harper I wasn't going to. do anything unless you said something. mean don't do it don't do it stop stop. stop don't spit do not. spit.

spit go ahead you're leaking do not spit. cash I told you not to. spit are you okay you do cuz I told you. not to spit. oh my gosh I can't believe you as. spit no. you do that what the heck kind of laugh.

was. that we still have another episode to. film stop it K's out my I can get up too. can I I'm I'm having. Mercy I'm having Mercy just sit back. down guys I won't do it the water away. okay I won't do it I won't do it sit. back down I'm having Mercy only because. we got to film another episode I can. grab it so towards the end of the next. episode we film I shall save this. okay it's in my dirt bik but no one can.

touch it my what was the question she. was like. gross okay next time can you not do it. on the microphone bro can you guys hear. me crazy hello he's a 10 but he goes. like. this yeah that's why I wanted water in. my mouth I knew I'd want to spit after. you said something okay shoot a 10 but. only out of 100 you guys didn't oh. that's a go one. me what you just pointed at me when you. said that no I said. she no you said she she yeah she how did.

you interpretate she as in. she i l said she that's what you did wa. got okay K don't take it so personal she. doesn't even know sign language and. she's trying to interpretate it don't. interpretate it okay okay. sorry anybody else got any good. ones uh no not Mavis I'm not good 10 but. loves to watch romcoms oh romcoms are.

not good besides friends friends is good. friends is not a romcom if he's a t and. he likes romcoms immediate 10 what do. you mean what's a romcom he's a watches. anime that's three he wait what wait. what I don't watch anime she's going to. call that anime that's not anime what. you watch man har he watches. anime did she look at me what wait back. it up what do you mean that's not anime. what are you watching Avatar. that's an Pokemon anime no SpongeBob if.

their eyes water up but they never Cry. anime no that's or yeah no they don't no. Avatar in Pokemon is not anime like she. is a. tin but sir is her IQ but what but so is. her IQ but sir is her IQ so is her IQ I. think she'd be perfect for you dog. honestly what do you how rate that uh 10. but IQ of 10 uh probably a 10 just. freaking spit hey I think that goes.

perfectly with what I was going to say. it's almost identical I was going to say. she's a 10 but she uh listens to Taylor. Swift yeah well we all rate that because. I don't listen to Tor personally I'd. write that like a three yeah I had that. question too but it was he's a tin but. he hates Taylor Swift he's a tin that. make him an 11 yeah I was thinking 11. was a solid answer for no there's. nothing wrong with not liking tayor no. there might be it might be like a. negative situation no it's just when you.

start like crapping on people for it be. nice no Taylor swi is fine just don't. play it like year round all through the. house every single day and listen to. nothing else but Taylor Swift she wears. short skirts I wear t-shirt Baker you. love Taylor Swift look at the way he. jump I say she's a bad artist no I just. said don't listen to her year round play. her all day and never listen to any. other artist by Taylor Swift that's a. bit crazy especially when you just want. to jump on the fan band wagon when she. got really popular last couple years you. know someone salt you today that was.

personal well it sure came off that way. but it wasn't meant to be oh. no all right our video's flopping yeah. your phone's off oh I know well what. video happens oh nothing oh are you. talking about the one where you guys are. literally singing Taylor Swift no. because the uh he needed Taylor Swift's. name in his video to get him views who. that what are you talking about. literally he needed Taylor Swiff song in. his video to get him views what do you. mean all we're talking about the video.

what video we don't know what video I. video I'm not kiding that me mocking you. the Taylor Swift fan I keep seeing. things and I'm not kidding something is. out of I I'm like seeing things what are. you see I'm sorry I didn't mean to ask. that you're on a podcast you're on a. podcast if you're seeing us it's us I. see a monster wow nobody got that. besides Alex and Kate what what nothing. only true fans understand what you said. oh. oh cuz you can't ask about that yeah we. went this some's mentally break you down.

yeah because one time Harper said I see. things I asked what did she see and. everyone on the podcast yelled at me and. crucified me and it was horrible and now. they all ate their words everybody's. already talked about it and that was our. highest episode and why do you have a. hole in your heel cuz you can't moreck. embarrass he can't afford any so if you. want to go watch that Harper can you. loan him some socks to be fair Maverick. you don't have too much room to talk I. have no holes in my socks but we just I.

don't have a hole in my sock we just. threw away all of Maverick's socks cuz. every single pair had a hole in it every. single one that that. happens. Harper. Mar how was your day at school your. microphone. oh it was fine frak why was it fine um I. Heard a little something what I heard. something what did you hear the freak I. heard that uh you get nervous to ask.

questions in. class that's what I heard yesterday did. my mom tell you something I I heard you. get off little you start going. Miss Mister I need to ask a question m. is watching too much anime man that was. C that's that's Harper no no that's. embarrassing right there I yeah I'd hate. to ask questions like. that no I I I you're trying to laugh off. the awkwardness but you you did I I.

heard I did hear that your mom did say. one of your teachers said you're nervous. in school why are you nervous har maybe. because people make fun of you is that. why whoa you just assume people make fun. of her 100% that was crazy maybe people. make fun of you huh is that why I bet. makes fun of you don't they that's what. she just said that's that's definitely I. didn't say that because she had a mental. breakdown yesterday on the podcast live. a talk in school guy wasn't cuz people. were making fun of her.

yesterday might have been no I heard a. phone call I heard a thing that was a. thing yeah well my mom came in and she. said my chemistry teacher when I asked. her questions I'm scared or I seem. nervous too chemistry scares me too. chemistry my chemistry teacher I've. heard like that she's mean from other. upper classmen and she's actually kind. of nice well does our chemistry scare. you Kate yeah it's. terrifying no your hands wet oh why is.

it wet that's some weird chemistry yall. have me me and the man did I dance with. we just have good chemistry never ever. said that in my life me no I did say. that why did you just say that never. ever did y'all hear that how he talks I. I'm we ever said that in my. life dog you have to think I'm talking. like I'm in a movie or. something maybe I'm just like the main. character dude you know what think that. would do you ever like think about.

wearing not skin tight jeans do you ever. think about maybe you know not wearing a. shirt like this and maybe trying for an. episode well do you ever you look great. Harper thanks yeah I mean this looks. really. good thanks no you look great Harper do. you ever think thanks K I got WR five. minutes oh you look great yeah it looks. like it wow well I don't care does it. look like I got a haircut from a bad. Barber I did that is correct well and.

also it looks like you got a cowboy. hat I do yeah and that's kind of. weird why that Weir you're not weird. madx oh my. goodness. Maddox she's a. liar don't listen to her she might tell. you that was an a Kenzie wasn't it what. huh he went oh no he did he.

went where are you hiding from Harper. was about to hit. him well this is this is just awkward. okay I'm going to read another one. without cash it's very awkward sign I. personally y' y'all hate me for talking. I stopped talking and y'all were all. like okay we haven't had enough prti. talking about practice we. don't you go away ain't nobody need you. here I literally didn't talk at no why. are you so mean today because he's. trying to he's being mean first no. you've been mean all episode MAV what.

are you talking about this is every. episode she says I'm mean no she'll say. you have acne and I'll say at least I. don't wear makeup to cover up my acne. and then I'm in. trouble yeah cuz it's like rude it. thinks like if I were to say Maverick. you have a pimple you would not give a. crap but like but if I said you have a. pimple now I'm mean but if I were to say. something actually mean to you that. would hurt your feelings that would be. wrong are you mad about the dirt bike. watch your back is no I'm mad that. you're mean this episode again not mean.

she started it no you're just being mean. M stop being mean to everyone oh my. goodness. Kate y know mean can you catch. this I didn't think you could catch it. it was a good attitude. oh I knew you'd catch that you got a. good. attitude I wouldn't take that Kate. that's not nice I was trying to stand up. for myself but uh no you're literally. sitting down still no for those of you. who who have not noticed um Maverick is.

like really really good at being mean. and even his fiance agrees she said he's. not mean to me but if he wants to be. mean to other people you can turn it on. and be really mean no it's not that I'm. mean I just say things to you sometimes. no you're just so so fantastic at making. people feel like crap it's impressive no. that's not true listen I just have a. gift you know at making Kate upset. sometimes no not just Kate everyone no. it's mostly you because you're the only. person I really enjoy doing it to and. it's is real it just kind of happens is. real M huh oh nothing yeah it's all real.

wait what real the D is real listen. here's the thing it's just like Kate. it's so easy like I could say like. biologically men are stronger that. wouldn't make her too. upset but if I. said women are. weak well because not all women are weak. you could say Kate you're weak yeah I'm. weak I can't all dogs are dead but a lot. of dogs are dead yeah so if you were to. say dogs are dead you'd be like what the. freak do you mean there's a dog in.

downstairs there's a dog in our kitchen. right now this is what I'm talking about. she's already mad the majority of dog. told you it's that easy I. think significantly smarter than you. guys and it just hurts my brain to think. I level I said the same thing just. differently and it it really really got. under her skin no cash is money there's. one cting next to me Y no checks or. change about it right there that's what. I'm saying man I don't even know what. that means but. Mo most most of the dogs are dead most.

what most of humans are dead oh she. doesn't know math do you know how long. the world's been here sweetheart 7. billion years it just was not it's like. either a couple billion or million or. it's like a couple thousand we don't. really know um but either you understand. that that's not like correct to say. humans are dead no but most dogs are. dead you would say okay you can say most. dogs are dead so most dogs are dead. there's a few outliers that are still. alive but most We Dead Like Us well. technically you don't know that either.

because there will be new dogs born and. you don't know the number of the dogs. talking about in this moment you can't. talk about what's that doing no in this. moment right now yes there are more dogs. that are dead than there are that are. alive love the conversation I well let's. just get back to the drama no I like. this conversation dead dogs well also I. know that Maverick gets mad cuz when I. was like quote unquote like rude to you. in the video well like can you like talk. you're sorry you were like talking far. away again when I was like quote unquote. being rude to you in the video but like. you know how sorry I just tapped it you.

know how I was like supposed to be rude. to you in the video but like I was. joking we were playing a prank yeah. Maverick was actually going to get mad. he was I saw it and then he realized you. were you about to say some mean things. to Harper and the thing is your defense. mechanism is be meaner than they're. being that is not a good defense. mechanism defense wait I I really need. to catch up here I was not listening. when Harper was being mean to Kinsey MAV. started getting mad and he was about to. start being really mean to Harper before. he realized mean when Harper and kiny.

were pranking him yeah I was not going. to be really mean I was just going to. say hey there's the door don't let it. hit you on your way out have some fun. that's mean yeah that's not a nice thing. to say it's a long walk home and you're. not getting a ride from. me that is mean it's not a nice thing. say it's just not nice she looked at my. fian and said yeah I don't like you here. like what and I'm your co-host. that is more important dude you're so. right what was I.

thinking yeah I'm your co-host and well. how could I ever betray you no it's just. that like you shouldn't be me ask back. you can say anything you want to her R. oh now I'm in trouble for. that no you just said you were being. mean to her and then I said okay say. whatever you want she goes. no it's a l lose situation it's not it's. just if someone's being mean you don't. get to be mean to them you just I mean I.

know that's like easier said than I know. I just said it's easier said than done. but the correct thing to do is to not be. mean back and I think we all can agree. that that's the correct thing to do it. is G that is correct you're welcome and. I appreciate it if you ever want to talk. about it I'm here K of course we are. coffee honestly aren't we happy about. this yeah whoa see that's kind of mean. sorry her reflex it wasn't really you do. mean things to her no that's not true.

never never ever laid a finger on her. listen never you never personally the. way you grabb that mic like that was so. JB of you like he like just finished a. twirl and goes in for the mic again to a. spin on the or like fixing his hair how. he does it okay I just wanted to let you. know that what you just said was really. touching and I'm glad to see that growth. in you I could see that I can tell. realiz that you realize that being mean. is not a good. reaction okay shut up you stupid no I I.

appreciate it ma' yeah it's good to see. that growth and you you're. understanding yeah it's really good. please no please turn it off please turn. it off cash like earlier when you threw. water on cash I was like man she doesn't. get it still but now I'm starting to. think you might yeah like when I I threw. water on Harbor so you threw water on. mean you are mean back to me yeah or. like when I turn the motorcycle on in. the beginning of the episode at me the. Head Live by this I don't I don't I.

don't feel bad I just get even okay live. by this guys I don't I don't I don't. feel bad I just keep even put that on a. shirt I don't I don't I don't I don't I. don't I. don't oh that glass is crazy not glass. is kind of crazy kind of that's. seriously you seriously got to get that. control is that all the she of T we got. yeah well also guys I can already tell. next podcast episode there going to be. so much better cuz like I you don't like. this episode no cuz this one's a Bad. episode and the next one we're going to.

be. laughing sometimes I. laugh this episode I didn't this episode. I this episode was not that funny to me. it was honestly not funny at all and. there was a lot of awkward silence in. the middle of this episode no I thought. it was pretty good talking I thought we. were going to finish the they a 10 but. are we not they a 10 but they spit when. they talk. oh you're so gross sorry I didn't mean. to spit when I they're a 10 but they. won't let us keep the dirt bike in the. house oh God my bad they're a 10 but.

they're. short uh uh she or he he is short ladies. are you saying like under six foot cuz. that was actually one of mine first guy. went who that was targeted at MAV what. no MAV is 6 foot no he's not well you. should be the first guy I ever you know. what from now on I'll just be six foot. no guys I go tomorrow. [Laughter]. the the first guy I ever went for was. like 4 foot three and the second.

guy no and then how old were you. kindergarten and then the second guy. actually sixy old are still tall than. four and then the second guy I ever went. for was how how tall are. you and and. then and then once that didn't work. out and then once that didn't and then. and then no and then once that didn't.

work out I went for this country boy how. she this funny I don't understand okay. well then the after that third try when. I met Maddox in person I mean I'm not. supposed to say his name but when I met. this country boying person which I. thought my thing was rat boys I've been. for I went for all times rat boys hold. up time out what rat boys do you know. like don't tell me that freshman in high. school there is out there like rap. battling no rap rap oh rap why she want.

rap boys she likes them with the Tails. like yeah why did that make sense to you. Kate like the 4 fo three boy that I went. for you we all know him yall likes this. you know I say man's my track hey. Wendy's dude need W SoundCloud I'll be. popping on that thing okay um well you. know who's actually cute who this guy. Nam this guy named uh his name is like. Trey Malachi uhhuh he was at the Kids.

Choice wordss oh so he doesn't go to. your school Trey if you're out there. he's actually follows me okay so they're. 10 but they're Trey Malachi a. hwood hold up we got to time out how old. is Trey Malachi he's look okay about. what about the other friend he's 10 um. the other friend oh uh MAV matics. not Maverick what one Maddox yeah that. one yes um he's like 5 foot three I.

think you spell 5' four probably 5. three is 5'4 no he's actually a little. taller he's a little taller he's like 5. fo 6 still. 10 thank you I appreciate that wait how. tall are you you're 5'4 no I'm 5'2 I'm 5. foot all she's a 10. but one I'm one you can wipe it with. wait no here's what the Finish finish. the heck were you going to say you got.

finish what were you going to oh I know. what you were going to say she's a 10 no. she's a 10 but you can wipe 8.5 points. away with a wet. wipe no she's a one she a one not even a. 1.5 no she a one you heard here first. folks everyone's mad at me now oh. they're. mad what dude they're not even talking. though no we only need to be mad if you. can wipe away 8.5 of our points away are.

you saying that we should be mad AR. talking laughs the Persona of I'm such a. terrible husband I'm such I'm I'm such a. loser what what how is that a terrible. husband we have been shouting out. hypothetical things this entire time no. no no no no I'm saying you make yourself. sound like you're absolutely like the. worst husband ever but believe it or not. guys every time I'm not wearing makeup. cash says I like you more like this a. that's cute I'm still not kissing you. see that's dude do you say that with a. straight face.

what. mean how many times St every time it was. me in this episode so I can prove my. points yeah I go like this I go like. this. you. stop I like you better with no makeup. I I mean. that the ending of this episode is like.

my. favorite I'm kidding baby I'm kidding. don't touch me no I still love you she. bit. me the freck she's a Tim but WIP all way. Tim but she bites she's a Tim but she. bites you yo I don't want to order yall. around or anything order us don't okay. okay then don't just don't say what you. were going to say I have to to say it. huh I have to leave by.

8:15 everyone checks the okay we got. plenty of time we fine bab what's at 85. tum tumbling you know it we should all. go to. tumbling maybe not thank you guys so. much for watching this episode we'll see. you guys next time bye.