Harper Went To Court!

Oh, I went to court. >> What? >> I spent a day in the courtroom. Not 40. days, but I did. >> What? >> You did not go to court. >> Swear. Swear. I have a photo. >> Wait. Yeah, you went to court and you. got a photo. Wait, you were just in. front of the judge like, "Can we take a. quick pick real quick?" Is. >> this your first time in court? OH, WAIT. WHAT? Why were you in court? >> That's crazy. Harbor, >> wait, you are at court. Wait, you. actually went to court? >> Wait, did you go to court for Natalie? Well, um, >> what were you filing at the courthouse? >> Um, >> did it have to do with Natalie? [music].

All right. What's up, guys? Welcome. back. Huh? >> Peace out, bro. Shaka. >> Uh, we have a contest. Me Maverick are. entering and we're trying to convince. Kinsey to enter it as well. >> I'll enter. I will enter and I'll bring. my boyfriend. >> Do it. >> Whoa. Maybe your boyfriend will do IT. CUZ IF NOT, HE'S KIND OF CHICKEN. >> LITERALLY JUST said I'm not going to I'm. not going to bring my him on the. internet this time. I don't need to do. that. >> No, I'm not. But I'll bring him to a to. a thing of uh. >> Listen, I want you to know I will buy.

>> He's not my boyfriend. I don't have a. boyfriend and I probably never will. >> Okay. [snorts] Well, just so yall know. what we're talking about. It's a Barbie. Jeep competition where you race down a. giant hill here. Wait, we'll pop up the. videos for you guys. >> Oh no. Oh no. >> But I will get your boyfriend a Barbie. Jeep. >> It's not my boyfriend. I will get the. guy you're talking to a Barbie Jeep. >> to go down the hill. >> He can't go down the hill. >> Yeah, he's like not.

>> you. You probably do. And the thing is, >> so I can't do that. >> Maybe not. Maybe. >> Well, I'm basically 18. >> We'll tell them that. It's like. basically 18. We'll see. >> She's basically 18. >> She's basically an adult. >> And the winner gets $5,000 if you win. this competition. So, whoever goes down. the hill the fastest wins five grand. >> Wait, I have a question. Let's do a game. where we all go around the circle being. like, "What would your name be if you. weren't your name?". >> Okay. >> Kenzie would be Rebecca. >> What the Oh, I see that. >> I see that. Yeah.

>> Kate would be. >> like a Sam. >> Kate is literally. >> Wait, are y'all all in agreeance for. Rebecca? >> Yep. It's a. do Kenzie. So, what's your thing for. Kenzie? >> Oh my gosh. I just saw what Kate's is. >> No, no, no. You have to do. >> Kenzie's. >> Yeah. >> Kenzie's is like a could be a Rachel. Rachel kind of scary. Rebecca and. Rachel. Yes. >> No. Kate's is really scary. >> No, we have to all go around. You can't. do it yet. Mine is Ra. Rebecca. What's. yours for Kenzie? >> Oh. >> Well, M. Is yours Rachel?

>> Yeah. I'm gonna go. >> Why the RS? >> Um, >> Rachel. >> Randy. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Okay. >> Oh my gosh. I thought of the funniest. uncle name for Cash the other day. >> What? >> Cuz he keeps calling me Kenkin. He can. be kaka like poop. >> Okay. Don't ever say that again. >> Ca. [laughter]. >> Okay. No, I'm gonna start saying. >> that sounds like one of those like weird. grandma names where it's like this is my. kaka.

>> This is my GMA. >> My co. Uh, no. Kenzie's. There's only one right. answer for me to say, and that's. Mackenzie. >> Yeah. Mackenzie. >> I was going to be named Mackenzie. I've. always thought Yeah, you have. >> I'm pretty sure your contact in my phone. is still Mackenzie. >> The bold names. Like the bold names. Yeah, Mackenzie is definitely. >> Kate. What about you for. >> Mackenzie? Mackenzie. >> Okay, Kate. You can't copy name. >> Oh, I have to come up with another one. >> You're very excited. >> When you look at her, when you look at. her, >> you know why my parents didn't name me. Mackenzie? >> Cuz the barbecue. >> Yeah. Did I already say that? >> Yeah.

Bar barbecue restaurant. >> Kate's name. There's only one name for. Kate when I look at what. >> I'm going to give you like a Shelby. Shelby. Yeah. >> I like that. >> Kate one. Like when I look at Kate and I. just think this could be Kate's name. This is all I can think of. This is the. first one that comes to mind. >> No, it's not. It's Miranda. That's mean. >> No. No. That's not. >> That's mean. She could be a Miranda. >> She looks like a Tatum. >> Why are you staring at me like that? >> I like it. Next.

>> Tatum. Tatum. >> Miranda's a good name. Tatum. >> is a good name. >> Yeah, I see. Tatum cuz Yeah, she looks. like a Tatum. >> I'm going to go. >> Kelsey. >> Like what? >> Kelsey's pretty good. >> I was going to be a Kelly. Oh, I see. being Kelly. I see I see Kenzie being. Kelly. >> Kenzie. >> Kelly. >> Yeah. >> Oh. Um I was gonna say like you don't. want to be a Kelly. >> Oh, Ashley. >> Ashley. >> Actually, it also works. >> That's a terrible name. >> But have you ever heard the serial uh is. it called Big K? What's it called? C.

>> Special K. Special K. Yeah. Every kid. special K. >> That's a terrible name. [laughter] Just. K. >> K. K. JK. Or like MK. >> Oh, you could be KK. >> KK. >> Mhm. I see. >> Okay, now a cash. I'm going to go first. >> My time to shine, everybody. >> Ryan. Oh, I was going to say that. I was. going to say that. >> Ryan. Ryan. >> Henry. Henry. I see that. >> Is that because I'm as as attractive as. Ryan Tran? >> No. I think you're like a Willie or a. Wilson. Willie. [laughter].

Yeah. Maybe a Willie. >> Okay. What do you think? >> Right before Maverick and I started. dating, the four of us, Cash, K, Mav, and I went on a ski trip to Montana. Fresh snow, no schedules, just a small. group getaway to hit the slopes and. unwind. We booked a cozy cabin through. Airbnb with plenty of space, a full. kitchen, and even a hot tub. After a. long day of skiing, it was perfect for. relaxing, making dinner together, and. just laughing about who wiped out. hardest on the mountain. >> I'm not going to lie, honestly, the hot. tub was basically the most important.

feature. >> A hot tub sounds great and all, but if. there's not a nice comfortable bed, I'm. out. I need all the sleep I can get. Hot. tub aside, and with plenty of cozy beds. for everyone, that weekend ended up. being really special for me. I got to. know Cash and Kate better. And it's also. where Maverick and I really started. connecting. We cooked meals together, played card games by the fireplace, and. roasted marshmallows outside before. sunset. Booking a cabin through Airbnb. made it easy. Everyone had space to do. their own thing, but we could also hang. out, share meals, and just enjoy the.

trip. It really felt like our own little. mountain retreat where we could relax, laugh, and make memories that lasted. long after we left. >> Airbnb makes it simple to find homes. that turn a trip into something truly. memorable. No matter who you're. traveling with, >> Ash is definitely given like. >> Ben, like Mater or something. >> Mater, if they would have named me Mater, I. think that would have been pretty funny. [laughter] Mater. >> He is all I didn't like. >> If I like, hi, I'm Mater. >> Ben. Ryan. [laughter] Wait, what did you. say? Ryan. >> Ryan. Ben, what did you say?

>> Willie. >> Willie. Yeah, you have all the normal. >> You get all basic boy names. >> Will, Ryan. >> Wait, is Mater has you guys ever met. anyone name or is that just from cars? >> Just from cars. >> I think it's just from cars. >> I'm naming my kid. Can we name our son. Mater? >> Okay. >> To. call him Matt. >> like to but to [laughter]. >> Can we name our kid Mater? >> Nope. >> To Mater. >> That seems insult. >> Be my Sally. Our kids are going to watch. us back one day and our son's gonna be.

like, "Thank you, mom, for not LETTING. ME BE.". >> I DON'T KNOW. I I GENUINELY. >> kids watch the pod. >> No, it's too inappropriate. [laughter]. >> Aside for like when they're old enough. to watch stuff. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> All right, Harper's turn. >> Sky. >> What the? >> No. >> Harley. >> That's a good name. Oh, cuz I'm Yeah. No, you actually have to like do it like. >> um. >> like like look at me and be like what.

would she be named my. >> Scarlet? Scarlet. >> I I see Scarlet. Okay. >> Okay. Anyone else want to go? Don't. everyone talk at once? No. >> Uh I see like I just had it like Claire. >> Claire. >> I see an S name. >> Samantha. No. >> Samantha. Someone out there is Samantha. Just watch that. >> I want y'all to really think. >> It's not a bad name. saying she doesn't. look like a I saw Har's reaction. She's. like [laughter]. >> maybe like a slither.

>> Slither. Um. >> no. I think there's only one name for. you. >> Sky you have like. >> you need like a superhuman name. >> No, you look like a Fiona. >> Yeah. >> You need like. >> um I was on Amigi yesterday and somebody. said you look like Fiona from Shrek. >> What the. >> But the but the before, right? >> I don't know. Oh no. >> It was so rude. I still And then they. call me the the ugly Smurf in the Smurfs. movie. >> The ugly smurf. >> How does that happen? How does like.

that? I don't know why. What's Maz? >> Mike. >> Mike. >> Yeah. >> Crazy name. Mikey. >> Mike. Michael. Michael. >> I think Rick. >> Michael. >> Cold sore. >> That's not That's That's not a real. name. [laughter]. >> I don't think you can put that on a. birth certificate. >> And I won't be. [laughter]. >> What's What's your What's your name for. me? Or maybe Braden. Braden. Yeah. Yeah. Braden tries to get approval. Braden. Yeah. No. No. It's Mike. >> Mike. >> He needs a cool name.

>> Yeah. No, I don't think so. >> Yeah, I do. [laughter]. >> No, it's nothing like Mike or Braden. >> You actually are just James. Like, I know that's your real name, but. like James. >> Cash is digging deep here. I am. I've. never seen you in this deep a thought. Um, Dylan. >> Yes. >> Not a Dylan. >> He's a Dylan. >> He's a Mike before he's a Dylan. >> Hey, I'll take Dylan. Every name that. Cash has said is somebody HE KNOWS. [laughter]. >> I ONLY think of original ideas. >> I mean, obviously, I just think of. people like, "What are my cousins?". [laughter]. >> You're gonna look at Matt and say he.

looks like or looks like a Pape. >> A Pape. No, no one really looks like a. Pape. >> Except for Pape. Pape looks like a Pape. >> Yeah. Pape is the only guy that looks. like a Pape. >> Look at him. He's trying to do my lip. gloss. >> Yeah, because you're like Noah. >> He'd be a Noah. >> Yeah. Oh, you'd be a good Noah. Noah. >> Is that a fan of you, Noah? >> Yes. [laughter]. Man. >> Yeah. >> You know what I think we should all do? >> Or you be like an elf. >> I think we should all. >> Buddy the elf. >> He looks like an elf. >> What do you What. >> we SHOULD ALL DRAW? WHAT? I'M DOWN TO. DRAW. >> OKAY.

>> Or Peter. Peter. Peter. >> Har. >> Sorry. I'm sorry. >> Can you just say my name's Peter? >> No. >> It's nice to meet Peter. >> Stop. >> What's the next line? >> In a deuce. Take her to China. >> Okay. >> Y'all play that song for me once. >> For the adults listening, sometimes the. hardest part about reaching your health. goals is knowing where to start. There. are so many different options out there. that it can feel overwhelming. That's. why Weight Loss by Hers offers a more. personalized approach. Hers now provides. access to an affordable range of FDA. approved GLP-1 medications, including.

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information and restrictions. Visit. forhurst.com. >> An unreleased [laughter]. cash. >> Oh, that's what we like. >> Yeah. This is uh me and paper wrote a. song with time and all you got to know. is it goes, "My name is Peter. It's nice. to meet her. Something blank uh in a. two-seater. [laughter]. >> That sounds even worse. Take her to. China. >> Making it worse, Cass. >> You'll never find her. >> I don't even really remember that song. I I Y'all played it for me. >> There was a whole story line behind the. song that we. >> It's really irrelevant to this podcast.

>> Yeah. Sorry. Uh. >> I don't know what it says in the middle. Hi, my name is. >> Don't think about it too much. [laughter]. >> I went to the. >> It's about kidnapping and everything. It's bad. It's bad. It's a bad song. [laughter]. There was a whole thing. I. >> I I showed it to my mom one time and she. was really disappointed at me. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I thought. >> All right. Go ahead. What do you want to. draw? >> Wait, pause. >> I think we should No, go ahead. >> Pause me. Everybody pause. >> Pause. >> What? >> You're going to have to cut this part. out. >> Oh, no. He Oh, he's not going to see it. We changed his name.

>> Who? >> Don't worry about it. >> Okay. >> Okay. What? You're going to draw. >> You don't need to know anything. >> Wait, can we do the pause challenge? Three, two, one, pause and talk. Gosh, you're moving so much. [laughter]. He's swaying back and forth like it's. hard to BALANCE IN A CHAIR. [laughter] I. WAS LOOKING seen the Toy Story. challenge. >> What's the Toy Story? >> You like you have to fall, but you have. to. >> Did he bring that for me to draw? >> Possible. >> Yeah. Why did P just bring that up here? I think he brought it for me to draw. But the thing is, um I meant draw names.

So [laughter]. >> So that doesn't really work. Um but I. think we should draw names to see. >> Oh, you like draw out of a hat. Oh, that. was like really sweet of Pape though. >> That was That was nice. >> We should draw names to see who goes. down the hill and we should all We. should just Yeah, >> the Barbie pill. I'm not 18. >> Yeah, but you can still send it. >> She's only 14. >> That's so crazy. >> That's crazy. You're going to be 18 and. it's going to be four years ago. What? >> I want to see you do the Toy Story. challenge. >> Have you seen it? >> WHAT'S THE TOY STORY CHALLENGE?

>> ANDY'S HOME. >> NO. NO. NO. >> YEAH. >> Andy's coming. >> Yeah. >> Are you talking about the old one? >> No. Okay, that's the new one, too. >> People are doing it now. >> People do it, but but I don't think they. say Andy's coming out. I think they just. fall like a toy. >> Yeah. And you have to say a stiff. You. don't say. >> Oh, no. No, no, no. Sorry. The old one. was Andy's coming and everybody freezes. >> No, no. Everybody falls. Andy's coming, everybody would fall. But this one you. stay straight as. >> This one you're supposed to be yelling. You're supposed to be like a. >> Whoever Whoever does does it will win.

>> I'm feeling like Harper or Kinsey's. going to win cuz they're lower to the. ground. Oh, Kenzie's got it on. >> Have you guys seen that gymnast girl. that does it? >> Yeah, hers is crazy. the blonde girl. >> Yo, pop up the video of her doing it. >> That's what it's supposed to look like. Just so y'all know. >> All right, Kenzie, let's see it. >> Why don't I have to go first? I feel. like I'm the grand finale. You [laughter] go. >> Okay, we should have to do something and. then you guys yell Andy's. >> You have to be as a board. >> Okay. >> Okay. What should we do? >> Uh you be on. >> map's the third lowest to the ground. So, what if we randomly do it throughout.

the broadcast? Five different times. >> Okay. >> So, we should So, you don't know when. it's going to happen. I don't think. anyone's going to fall cuz we're just. sitting in our. >> chairs. You're right. That was a dumb. idea. >> Okay, I'll go first. >> No. Uh I think Kate is taller than. mouse. >> Look, she can't help it. She really. wants to go. >> because y'all are just taking forever. and I just wanted. >> All right. Go ahead, Kenzie. Yeah, she. brought it up and then she's like, "No, I'M GOING TO FINALLY I'LL GO NOW.". >> OKAY, Y'ALL. I'm just going to walk. around and do something. >> Have you practiced this or something? >> No. Okay, >> y'all going to tell me when when to. fall. >> All right, >> we'll say Andy's coming and you fall.

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>> Wait, I was too tall. >> Okay, >> you got it. You got it. You got it. >> Okay, we'll try again. Andy's coming. >> You're [laughter] not really How are. they doing it? >> I don't know. But now it hurts. >> Why did I just say that? >> Somebody else try. >> I think you are like a little toy. >> You're so small. [laughter]. >> Matt, you got to do it right here. I'm. going to walk and you guys. >> Okay. But you got to do it right here. >> Okay. >> No. Come back. >> Coming. >> right there. So the camera can't really. see you. >> Anony's coming.

>> You still. >> M. You literally You literally. >> The after is pretty good. You completely. bitten your leg. >> You like started again after you fell. You like fell and then you walked up. >> IT'S TERRIFYING TO FALL FROM up there. It. >> is. It is terrifying. [laughter]. >> See this? All right. Okay. Andy's coming. I. >> actually ready. Ready. Ready. >> Okay. Andy's coming. Everyone buckles their knee before they. fall. >> You got to break your fall. >> Do it, Harper. Do it, Harper. Don't. buckle your knee. Keep your knee. straight. >> Your like bones will actually break. >> No. No. The key is keeping your knee. straight. Andy's coming.

>> Wait, hold on. All right. >> Okay. Three. Andy's coming. >> Bonnie's coming now. >> instead of Andy. >> Bonnie's coming. >> Andy's coming. >> No. You know how they do it? THEY DO IT. LIKE THIS. WAIT, HARVARD, don't stand. up. THEY DO IT LIKE THIS. THEY ALWAYS. LIKE DO IT ON SOMETHING. And then they. go like this and well that still is kind. of scary [laughter] but then they fall. like this and then they go right. >> Yeah. A lot of times. >> you try it on your chair. >> Yeah. Try it against the couch. >> Okay. Again.

>> All right. Andy's coming. >> See your body. >> You had no core strength there. [laughter]. >> Her legs like flew up. >> He's like this. Move. They go like this. >> Andy's coming. >> Okay. You You almost broke You almost. broke the back of the couch. Dude, don't. ever do that again. >> Yeah, >> the couch is barely with us. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I seriously just heard everything. crack. [laughter]. >> Man, if we broke this couch, I'd be sad.

We've had this thing for 3 years. >> There's so many stains on it. It's so. sad. And I think I just dislocated my. knee. >> I can say I don't think so. It looks. pretty located to me. >> Oh, look. >> That's That's carpet. >> Carver, do you know what they do at an. allergist? Yeah, they poke. They poke. >> Oh, here's what I imagine. like over 20. shots. >> and Reese is scared of needles. >> You know, >> last time I got my blood drawn, she was. crying and I was the one who took like a. >> I thought an allergist they like take. some grass and they're like, >> "No, no, not peanut butter. >> Okay, let's try nuts." [laughter].

>> Okay. >> Well, that would kill you. Actually, you. you poke like um on your back like 20. shots or 100 shots and it ends up like. >> like this. >> Yeah, like that. >> Yeah, I had to do that. >> That's the allergist. They insert different things into you. and if you swell up like that, that. means you're allergic to it. >> Wait, so he's allergic to all of them. >> A lot of it. >> That's really sad. >> I didn't find my picture. I did it. >> Yeah, you did do it one time. >> You swelled up? >> I done it twice. >> Were you swelling up at all? >> Yeah. When when I was younger, I did it. when I was 11. And. >> you'll never guess what she was allergic.

to. >> Cashews. >> Grass. What? Oh, so that's actually. tested. >> Yes. >> I thought she just made that up. >> Did they just like get like grass and. put it in a tube or I made it up? Uh, well, you never told me that you've been. tested. >> I guess they they have to be like. stabbing you with grass then. >> Oh my gosh. I literally do. You remember. when I. >> What makes up grass, >> which is just. >> I don't even know [laughter] earth. Yeah. I I don't know. I don't understand. that. >> Did you eat it on your back? >> Squeeze juice out of grass? >> Yeah, it's probably grass DNA. >> or like they peel a little off and put.

it in a tube and mix together. Probably. >> could be like grass babies or something. they're putting in you. I don't know. >> Dude, I ate straight bamboo juice one. time and it's good. >> Disgusting. Actually, I did not like it. >> Did you like sugarcane? >> Yeah, that's what it was. >> Yeah, sugarcane is so. >> It was when we were we were on tour in. Australia or UK or something. >> We were in uh London. >> Yeah. And we were at a farmers market. thing and this guy was making sugar cane. straight from the cane. >> Do you chew on it too? Did you chew on. the stick? >> No. He like he like juiced it out until. >> when I went to Costa Rica. I got to um. Well, I've been there multiple times as.

y'all know. Whoa. >> And uh and basically, as we know, >> no, like they he cuts the sugar cane off. and he peels it and you get to chew on. it and it's like the best thing ever cuz. it's straight sugar. >> Every time I someone says Costa Res, I. always think of that episode. >> I always It happened this week. We were. watching The Office and somebody was. going to Costa Rica in it. >> And I was like, that's where Harper. went, right? >> I hope like the three things that remind. y'all of me me of y'all. Yeah. is Ariana. Grande and Costa Rica because like when. you think when you think of Ariana. Grande [laughter].

>> mine is the podcast. >> Ariana Grande. >> Costa Rica. >> Ariana Grande. >> the color red. >> um. >> Ariana Grande. >> and blood. >> So you put you put on your shirt today. thinking of me? >> No. >> Okay. Okay. >> What What are the three things you think. of when you think of Harper? >> Of Harper. Like that remind me of. Harper. >> Do y'all think of Ariana Grande? Like. when you see Ariana Grande, you think of. me. Anytime I Anytime I see someone just. like this just [laughter]. >> if you do ever see that pose I mean.

people do that pose. >> if you ever drop something like. >> I don't know like a clothing line or. something that has to be your cover. photo. >> one day. [laughter]. >> I am I'm doing a photo shoot in um I. can't say too much about it but I'm. doing a photo shoot in New York and I. have to be completely pale for it. No. self tan or anything. >> When are you doing it? >> Um this week or like Monday. I'm going. on Monday. >> You better start exfoliating. >> I know, right? >> Wait. So, you're going to New York on. Monday and then coming back for Ariana. Grande and then going to. >> Yeah. Listen to this. Listen to this.

>> So, I'm going to New York on Monday and. then I from New York I go straight to. Dallas. From Dallas, I drive all the way. to Austin. From Austin, I fly up to LA. and then I'm done. >> Well, then you're in LA for like a week. >> Well, then you fly back to Dallas. >> Am I seriously in LA for a week? >> How long is it like? >> No, like 4 days, 5 days maybe. Cuz. you're also shooting with Salish. I. can't be that long without my home in my. bed. >> And the guy you're talking to? >> Yeah. >> She's like without Rocket League. I. mean, >> no.

>> Wait, are you gonna like scrub scrub. scrub your tan off like really hard? >> It's already basically off. I just have. to like scrub it off. Make sure. >> I thought you were darker than me, but. it looks like it's. >> Wait, do you have to like take your. lashes and everything off? >> Yeah, I have to take my lashes off. >> Did you have to get neutral nails? >> Yeah, but this one already fell off, so. I'm just going to get new ones. Even. though I got these done two days ago, and this one already fell off. >> Just go. Yeah, they'll fix it for free. I know, but I don't want to. I kind of. think it's like edgy and cool to have. one nail off. >> Yeah, something like that. >> Do y'all think it's edgy and cool? Cuz. if not, I can I'll go get them done. again. I don't know. >> Edgy and cool to what?

>> Your nails. >> Oh, no. That's. >> all right. What am I going to go? [laughter]. >> Yeah, your nails are long as heck. >> Yeah, I like them long. >> Look at his nails. Look at his nails. >> Don't look at my nails. They're dirty. from changing the tire. >> Look at his nails. Just show m your. nails. Don't be embarrassed. [laughter]. >> Look, the white is showing. That's. really bad. >> Thank you. Uh, you know, also y'all. soaps, women's soaps is uh very painful, by the way. There. Yeah, the salt ones. They have like salt in their soaps.

>> Oh, those ones are good. >> You're talking about exfoliating scrub. >> The scrub. >> Whatever it is soap, >> huh? >> That's not soap. >> Yeah, but we use it like soap. It feels. good. >> It felt like soap when I was going like. this with it. >> You were exfoliating. [laughter]. >> Wash my body. Wait, you're not supposed. to use it on your whole body? >> Yeah. It's just funny that Cash is. exfoliating. >> Wait, what do you mean it's only what. it's called? It's a sugar. It's like. sugar scrub. >> Okay, but isn't it just soap? >> No, it's sugar. >> So, it doesn't work like soap and make. you smell good. >> You eat it?

>> No. >> No. I mean, you can try. It's not good. >> Hold on. No, it is soap because I've. eaten it before. >> You've eaten it? >> I've ate the Tree Hut scrub. >> I've tried it on accident. >> Oh, that's what I did. Tree hut. >> Yeah, Tree Hut scrub. And I ate it. >> one time. I was exfoliating myself and I. started bleeding. >> Should we eat it right now? >> Harper. >> Yeah, we can eat it. I mean, it does. taste good. >> No, it doesn't. >> There's sugar in it, >> but you taste. >> Let's put it on some crackers and let's. try it. >> There's actual sugar [laughter] in it. I. think it's just the size of sugar cryst. >> Can we Can we do that? >> It's real sugar. Yeah, you'll eat it. We'll go get it.

>> I might use it. >> Okay. She said she eat it. >> But you'll eat it, too. >> Maybe after you do. >> Okay. Okay. If I eat it, you'll eat it. >> potentially. >> If If I You have like a specific flavor. you like. [laughter]. >> Um, what flavors do you have? >> I got candy cane. >> Okay. Yeah, I'll eat that one. I'll eat. that one. >> Okay. Get candy cane and get some club. crackers. >> Oh, me. >> Okay, I'll get it. >> Yeah, somebody. >> I'll actually eat it. >> Why does he like run off like that and. act like he's funny? Then he acts. normal. >> Y'all should see him off the pod. It's. worse. [laughter]. >> He acts normal off the pod.

>> Sometimes, >> M. You've never used my exfoliating. >> I most certainly have. >> Do you experience? What do you do when. you when you. >> Sometimes as a dude, you're in the. shower, you're like, "What can all these. things even do? What are they?" Wait, what do you what do you guys do in the. shower? Just like wash their hair with. the five in one axe thing. >> Five in one axe. Used to do that before. I bought them. Like. >> I start grabbing bottles when I'm in. there. I'm like, "What is this?". >> I make a potion. I used to make potions. in the shower and be in there for like. three hours consecutively. I'm still in. there for three hours, but that's the.

best part of my day. Really? >> Oh man. Sometimes I shower and then I. have to take a bath and then I shower. again. >> and then I like. >> Because you get tired standing up. >> Yeah. But the thing is my phone mount is. on the um is on the like wall the wall. So I have my phone in there and then I. when I'm gets tired I need to sit down. and lay down in the bathtub but then my. phone's all the way up there. So then I. have to like put it back back down. >> Mount. You need two. >> I do. I have two. >> I just use my little grippy and I stick. it wherever. >> I know. But it gets wet. >> Where's the crackers? >> You.

[laughter]. >> Oh my god. It's going to be bad. You. know what I was thinking about the other. day? What? >> You know how like people are like, "Oh, let me see your group chat with your. best friend." And then everyone's like, "No." Like it's like a trend on Tik Tok. be like, "Absolutely not." I was. thinking about that about our group chat. we have. >> I feel like no one can see that. You can. scroll through it, Harper, but I feel. like no one can see it. I just opened up. a text from it. >> It's not. >> What group chat? >> There was something that was said the. other day. >> IT'S LIKE. It's. No, you can't show that. You can't show.

that. >> What is it? Show me. >> Okay, I'll show you. >> Oh my god. >> You can't show it. It's so mean. Wait, DON'T CHECK YOUR PHONE. DON'T CHECK YOUR. PHONE. It's a. >> Yeah, DON'T CHECK YOUR PHONE. >> WAIT, I'M GOING TO TELL THEM what it is. without telling them what it is. >> No, no, NO. YOU DO THIS. >> I'M NOT GOING TO SAY WHAT IT IS. >> IT'S top secret. It's top secret. >> I'm just going to in general give them. an idea. >> Listen, not everything is meant for. everyone, Kinsey. >> Well, this is. >> Don't do it. >> Our first Cash took a picture of Noah. behind the camera mid podcast. I don't.

know why or when he did that. And he. made him look crazy. to tell you. >> Every once in a while I scroll through. the chat just for a good laugh and like. >> there's just a guy that went to prison. that looks a lot like Noah. >> Those are not club crackers and it won't. go well with candy cane. >> What? It's not candy cane. >> It says candy cane. Oh, is that the. >> It's cocoa. >> No colada. >> I have that one that has like like a. candy cane or like like something on it. If I don't eat it. [laughter]. >> We're picking with tree.

>> Yo, this is insane. >> Harvard. Right. Wait, look on the like. warning label to see if that can like. poison you. >> If not, we'll just sue him. >> Well, when you went to the allergist, did it say you can't have it? >> Cirlose. If you can't If you can't If you you be. careful. >> Be careful. It's going to spill. >> If you can't describe it, >> it's literally about to fall out on you. >> Oh, >> if you can't describe it, then um what. you're eating, then don't eat it. >> Yeah, >> but that's what I'm about to do. >> I'll ask chat GBT. Sucross. If I eat.

Tree Hut, is that bad? >> I'm gonna have chips in my. >> It does have coconut oil. >> Cocoa something. >> You can eat coconut oil. >> and butter. >> Coconut oil. >> But fruit extract. I mean, everything. almost in here is very uh But some of. it's not. >> Okay. I'm going to cover it with the. other chip so I don't have to taste it. all. >> Yeah. It says do not eat, but it says if. you take a small taste, you should be. fine. >> So, you can. >> um Okay, I'm going to put this over here. and get another chip. >> Smell good, doesn't it? >> Yeah, it does smell good. >> Colada. That's the one I have.

>> It's the most appetizing. >> I don't think you should be eating this. >> This is taste test. >> Can you do one after me just in case. both of our throats close up? We'll do. it together. >> Well, then but then who would call 911? Y'all would be y'all be like. >> I don't even think you should do this. Actually, I'm I've changed my mind. You. shouldn't do it. >> No. Do it. Please. >> No. No. You shouldn't do this. >> No, you should definitely do it. Eat it. >> No, you should definitely do it. >> I'm not going to do it. You should do. it. >> Well, I've had this much in the shower. because it went under my nails, so I ate. it. >> Yeah, I've accidentally It's got under. my nails before and then I like lick my. nail later and it's just like. >> lick your nail. >> Yeah. You like nails. Two. One.

>> Oh, she actually ate it. >> I feel it's going to be covered up by. the chip mostly. [laughter]. >> Cena, why would you do that though? >> Does it taste like soap? >> You didn't actually eat it. >> Water. She needs water. >> You need to go wash your mouth out. >> Did she actually eat it? >> Yeah, she's spitting it out. >> Oh. Oh. >> The wrong trash can. >> No, you're fine. >> Like, >> no, you're good. You. >> You can do it in that trash can. >> E, >> IT TASTES LIKE SOAP. YEAH, it's cuz it's.

like kind of. >> She said it tastes like soap. >> Can I see that? >> Can you see Can you hand that to me? >> Yeah. >> That is so gross. >> Let's see. Oh, that ingredient list is. long. >> Not good. >> Can I see it? >> I think it titanium dulus macadamia. [laughter] pment. >> Titanium dioxide perfume. >> Titanium dioxide. >> That cannot be good. Whatever titanium. oxide is. >> That's so bad. >> You know what we need to do on this pod? >> For external use only. I have a great idea. I really want us to.

all eat the one chip. >> No, I say, >> dude. I'm not Wait, did you see the Mr. Beast video? >> Yes. >> Yes. >> They made me have faith that we could do. it, but I had no idea. >> I'm not doing it. I promise. >> Would you eat it if we got it? >> We did it. We've done it before. >> If y'all If y'all do it with me, I'll do. it. >> Wait, you know where and you got to. guess if they ate it or not. >> Holy crap. That was the grossest thing. I've ever done. I need a. >> I can't remember. Did we do this club. with you? >> No. No. We never did this. But wait, do. you know the game where there's a. regular chip and a spicy chip and then. they eat one and you got to guess which.

one they ate. >> We did this on club. >> We did. >> No. Yeah, we didn't guess but we just. ate it. >> Let's just do that. And Joe ate like. three. >> Rest in peace. >> Yeah. I think we had like a half or. something. >> Yeah. >> How do um I I don't I'm not Catholic so. I don't know. >> Is that a Catholic thing? >> Yeah. But um they do son and holy. spirit. >> My best friend's Catholic. >> Father praying her family. >> and gets the head. >> No. Father, son, holy spirit. Wait, no. Father, Son, Holy Spirit. >> Oh, no. No. It's Father, Son, and Holy. Spirit. >> Father, Son, Holy Spirit. >> Wait, you don't go down.

>> My stomach hurts. That's what I just. did. >> Forehead and chest. >> Okay. Anyways, >> um my friend is Catholic and we were. praying and like they say like this big. thing before they pray, you know, the. Catholic thing. And um I was like, "Father, son, holy spirit." And I was. like acting like I knew it. My stomach. hurts really bad. I don't know. >> It said that was the number one. >> Titanium. It said that. >> titanium dioxide. It does that to you. You know the like, have you seen those. videos where people go to um someone's. house and they do like the pledge of. allegiance after the blessing for the.

food? >> No. >> Wait, we did that. >> We literally Yeah, >> we play we played a prank on um Cash Map. and uh Kenzie today. You can't say what that prank was. >> It was bad. Were we all shocked? >> Yes, I did. Wait, I believed it when you. told us. So, she did the prank to us, right? >> The prank was like pretending she got. >> The prank was just a boy that sent her a. message and it was voice memo. >> A voice memo. >> Crazy voice memo. >> of him just saying like how much he. loves Harper and like but it was like. really weird and cringy. >> Yeah. And and then um but it was.

actually just Blake as a joke because. Kate sent me a Tik Tok. She was like we. should do a prank on them. So then I had. Blake do that and then um and then we. played it and then Kenzie didn't know it. was fake until I finally told her like 2. minutes after everybody found out. So. she was following. >> as as soon as the prank was over, I. walked over and I was using my Dyson. So. it's like [groaning]. in my ears and she tells them all it's. fake. And I'm just thinking the whole. time like Harper's got weird boys in. her. [laughter]. >> Y'all probably thought that I did. something like I I was like I don't know. what happened. >> That's why Matt was like, "No, let me.

see what you [laughter] said. What you. said.". >> Yeah. We did a prank. We went to my. parents house and uh they live in like. my parents live in like the middle of. Oklahoma. >> Gosh. Okay. [laughter]. What just happened? >> I think she made him smell her breath. >> I don't know what died in there. That is. crazy. [laughter]. >> What's wrong with Harper? >> Smells like THE INSIDE OF A. >> HAR IS ABOUT TO PASS OUT. >> That smells like the inside of a ship. carrying rats or something.

>> Why did he scream? Oh my god, that was. so crazy. >> That scared me. >> Oh my god, >> that gave me trauma. Okay. Well, any other volunteers? >> You got to smell it. >> Okay. Kenzie, volunteer. >> Cash, you got smell. >> I'm okay. I don't I hate bread. >> Harper, did you think your bread smelled. bad? >> No. It smells like the coconut. >> No, it don't. [laughter] No, it don't. Trust me, it don't. >> Well, I haven't had anything to eat. today. So, >> hey, that hits you. That's crazy. That.

feel [laughter] like I got hit by A. TRUCK. >> M CAN'T EVEN smell anything either. >> I can't smell that good. >> Also, your breath stinks, too. >> My breaths always stink. Who? >> He was known as stink breath when we. were younger. [laughter]. >> What? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. You were stink foot. >> He was His foot was so bad that. [laughter] we had. >> supposed to be funny. >> We Yeah, he was stink [laughter] foot. Yeah. No, but it was true. Mine was He. was making mine up. But his is true. His. He We He We had to soak his FEET IN. [laughter] TEA. >> WE DON'T GOT TO TALK ABOUT WE HAD BIG.

VATS full of sweet tea and he'd have to. soak his feet IN THERE. >> WHY? BECAUSE MY MOM MY MOM LOOKED up on the. internet before. >> Chad in the south before [laughter]. put his feet in some sweet tea. It'll be. great. >> It was before Chad GPT. Okay. My mom. looked it up on the Google. >> actually crying. >> And I had to look it up. She's like, >> "What happens if you have chronic feet. smelling?". >> And she was like, "You got to put him. in." And his feet would smell so bad. Like terrible. >> No, it wasn't taking his shoes off. He'd.

have his shoes on in the car. >> Yeah. So, my mom started making me soak. my feet in sweet tea. And uh turns out. turns out the cause of it. >> This is the craziest part ever. Is that. the. >> the cause of it was. >> preventable? >> I just never changed my socks. I DIDN'T. KNOW YOU REALLY HAD TO DO THAT as a. little kid. >> You wore the same socks every time. >> all the time. All the time. I wore the. same socks like weeks in a row. >> I'm just crusty, man. I mean, you ever. had like a [laughter] a crustable.

>> Did you change your underwear? Kinsey, this is. >> I didn't wear underwear. And that's also. not made up. This is what happens when I. never bought underwear. Not wearing. underwear is better for you. >> Blue jeans. >> Yep. Blue jeans. >> with no underwear. >> Raw. Yeah. >> Yep. At 8 and nine, my mom was trying to. get us to do our own laundry, which. Pat's solution was just don't have dirty. laundry. >> Socks, blue jeans, shirt. >> When when when I breathed in in M's. face, >> you're still on that, dude. >> It's so funny cuz um cuz cuz it's really. funny. >> It got me.

>> It was funny. because it was really. funny. No, I can't. I That was crazy. >> Well, it's also cuz I just had chips and. um body scrub. >> It could be. It could be. >> Or. >> I don't think so. >> Do you want to smell my breath? >> I'm okay. You should Hey, I got a. question for you guys. Um and I mean, >> well, actually wearing underwear without. underwear is better for you because it. lets you breathe. Not with jeans. >> That's why I'm currently doing. >> Yeah, with jeans is kind of crazy. >> And the way the way you worded it is. also freaking me out, too. Well, listen. >> You were not You were not going that.

jeans. There's no way. >> What? >> What? Yeah. >> You were wearing no underwear with. jeans. You pulled your jeans up. You. zipped and buttoned your pants with no. underwear. >> Yeah. And then I had no socks on either. So, I was sitting there in sweet tea, blue jeans on. Nothing else. >> We did that every day. I I didn't even. own pajamas. I slept in blue jeans. I. slept in blue jeans. I lived in blue. jeans. I walked in blue jeans. People. don't think it cuz like, you know, we. look very odd now, I guess. I don't. know. But we don't look country for. sure. >> Yeah. Pop up a picture of what me and.

Abby used to look like. >> But we we grew up in like the woods. >> The woods. Um anyways, I have a question I've been want to ask. you guys. And I mean this sincerely when. I ask this. >> No. [laughter]. What is it? >> It was my big moment. >> Rancid. >> Go ahead. >> It's okay. It's the moment's fast. No, I'll say it again. Um I want to be a. standup comedian. I think that you could be one, but. >> Do you think No, that was that wasn't a. joke. >> Oh. >> Do you think I could be one? I want. y'all's honest, strict opinions.

>> Yes. >> You really want to be one? >> The only hangup I think I'll have is I. was listening to myself the other day on. the podcast. Me and Kate were watching. it and I couldn't understand any word I. was saying. >> That's kind of why it's funny, too. >> Yeah, I know. My speech was just like. >> You know what's funny? >> There's like a hot comedian I watch. Yes. >> Yeah. You think? Okay. >> Oh my gosh. Yeah. I think that you knew. who she was talking about. That's crazy. >> No, Matt Refe is the one who's like. always like, "Oh, um, you uh, let me. see. I'm pretty sure he's dating a. country singer.".

>> Matt Refe, >> I think his shows are like 80% girls. >> Yeah. No, Matt Refe is, it's him. That's. who you're thinking. >> Matthew Steven Refe. >> Yes, >> guys. My Chipotle driven know. >> Yes. Oh my gosh. They never do that. Hold on. >> Do you know that? >> Wait, knows Matt Refe. >> They used to play basketball together or. something, I think. >> Um, >> I don't know. Something. Anyways, uh, guys, what's y'all's opinions on that? put me on you being a stand-up comedian. >> Yeah, honestly, >> I do think I think you could. I just. worry stand up comedians say a lot of. things that are highly offensive. >> Mhm. That's why I think I'll be good at.

it. >> I think I could. >> I think that you would be a good one. I. think you would be a good comedian. I. just think you need to lower your voice. a little more. Calm down. Slow down on. your words. >> Whoa. >> And yeah, >> that seems like real advice. >> You are you are funny. You do make us. laugh sometimes, but it's like. >> sometimes. >> sometimes the punch line don't hit cuz. we're like what? >> Yeah. Like what [laughter] was that? He. was literally one of I don't know what. you said, but you said something on the. podcast and I completely understood it. cuz I listened to you talk all day and. was like, "What did I just say?". >> It's kind of like a unique accent.

>> You got to be able to understand the. accent for it to be funny. >> Accent. >> Yeah. I wouldn't go to like. anywhere actually. They're not going to. understand you. >> Sometimes when we [laughter] were. overseas, I feel like that was. happening. Like we would say something. and I think we were talking too quickly. and they couldn't understand us. >> And then we asked, "Do you understand. us?" And they were like, "No. We should. have our biggest fans on. >> Sorry. We should have our biggest fans. on and like. >> that one. >> No. Um I like. >> that be a good joke. >> No, it wasn't. Like that's the thing you.

can't say when you're a standup comedian. cuz it's not funny. >> Mhm. >> Anyways, um. >> you might turn your fans off like that. one. [laughter]. >> Anyways, uh we should have our biggest. fans on and we should test them. >> Test them how? >> Like on like how much they love us. >> Well, how would you do their loyalty? Quiz them. >> Their loyalty. Yeah. Quiz them like. what? >> Oh, their loyalty. like see what they'll. do for us. Like cut your finger off. >> Like stab them and see if they'll call. 911 on us. >> Yeah, >> I don't think we should do that. >> I do think our biggest fan is like if I. murder somebody, they wouldn't call the. cops on me. >> I I I agree. I think I could convince. them and be like, "Yo, it had to be.

done." And they'd be like, "It had to be. done. It had to. [laughter] It had to. be.". >> I I actually do believe that. I think we. should test that. >> cuz I think that Harper would do that. with Ariana Grande if I think Harper. could witness Ariana Grande literally. murder someone. And she was like, "Harper, it had to be done. Harper would. be like, "I didn't see nothing." No, I. would literally be like I will go to. court and lie for you. >> And that is the Michael Jackson case. right there. >> Yeah. Okay. >> What? Let's not get into Michael. Jackson. >> I don't think [laughter] I should. I. really don't think I should. But I have. strong opinions, but I don't think so. >> Okay. Yeah. Maybe not today.

>> Yeah. Back to you being a stand-up. comedian. >> I think I could be a pretty good standup. comedian. >> I think the hardest part for Cash is. you'll have to stand up for an hour. >> It's a long time. >> It's a long time. Harper said she would. >> I think you're funny, man. >> You know, Michael Jackson spent 50 days. in the courtroom. >> 50 days or something like that. Maybe. 40. >> Who? >> MJ. >> Michael Jackson. >> King of Pop. Hello. >> Oh, OJ Simpson. >> Yes. >> Michael. >> cuz he did too. He spent like 40 days in. the courtroom.

>> Wait, Harper, do you know who Michael. Jackson is? >> Oh, I do know who he is. >> She loves Michael Jackson. >> Just beat it. Okay. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Um Oh. Oh, I went to court. What? >> I spent a day in the courtroom. Not 40. days, but I did. >> What? >> You did not go to court. >> Swear. Swear. I have a photo. >> You have a photo? >> Yes, I do. I do. >> Was there like. >> Why were you in court? >> Any images in there? >> No, I [laughter]. I went to court and I'm sorry. >> Well, yeah. You went to court and you. got a photo. What? You were just in. front of the judge like, "Can we take a.

quick pick real quick?". >> Sorry. I'm trying to find it. Um. >> trying to find it. Why are you hiding. your phone? What's What's on your phone. you have to hide? >> Uh nothing. I just spit. Um I don't. think I saved it in chat. Oh, how. convenient. >> Oh, here it is. >> Is this your first time in court? >> Oh, you were at court. >> You were at the Yeah. >> Oh my goodness. We're not going to show. the photo, but she was at court. >> This is me in court. >> Wait, what? Why were you in court? >> That's crazy, Harper. >> Wait, you are at court? >> Yes. Now, give me my phone back. >> You actually went. >> No, give me my phone back. >> For a speeding ticket?

>> Wait, you actually went to court? >> Wait, did you go to court for Natalie? >> Well, um, >> were you file What were you filing at. the courthouse? Um, >> did it have to do with Natalie? >> Okay. Anyways, no. No, no, no, it. didn't. Well, I'll tell you the truth. I. originally went in there two days ago. because I was like, I need to file a. report. I need to file a case for. Natalie. Yeah, it was recent. >> And then on the way back from that.

courthouse, I rol past a stop sign. >> And um, >> you rolled past it. >> I rolled past it and a cop was literally. right there. I was like, I was rolled. like you actually rolled past. >> literally rolled past it and and the cop. was right there and I like rolled past. the stop sign and I was like I I I was. looking at the stop sign I was like no. cop no stop cuz I don't see [laughter]. you. So then I rolled past it and then. the cop was right there like in the. corner of my eye. I was like crap. So. then he comes pulls me over. He's like. you literally you you literally saw me. And I was like I know I'm sorry. And and.

then he was like he was like you could. have at least stopped. You didn't have. to go straight past it. He was like I. was like I'm sorry. He's like we've had. a lot of problems with the stop sign so. that's why I have to be there. was like, "Do you have nothing else to do with. your life but pull teenage girls over in. a pink car?" Like what? >> Trying to rage bait him. >> No. So, yeah. So, then I was like I was. being super appreciative. So, then he. would give me a warning. But then he. came to me. He was like. >> gave me the ticket. $390. >> Yeah. >> Stupid. I could have bought Golden. Goose. I could have bought something. besides Golden Goose. >> I'm sorry that I And now I still have to. take a defensive driving course. Like,

are you. >> Oh, that No, that's the worst part. Trust me, the $390 is way better than. the driver. No, listen. I can't do that. cuz I'm a minor. So, basically, my mom, me and her went in and the judge was. like, "You can either pay $390 right now. and I'll do the defensive driving course. or you can pay 180 and do the defensive. driving course and you have 90 days to. do it." And I was like, "I'd rather just. pay the full thing." I was like, "Mom, can you pay for me?" She's like, "No.". So then, [laughter] um, so then I look. at him and I was like, "Okay, I'll just. pay the full thing." So, I have my Apple. Pay out. He's like, "We don't take Apple.

Pay." So, I pull my card out and I was. like, "Um, okay. Where's your thing?". He's like, "It takes me a while to pull. it up." And he was like, "Oh, actually, you even if you do pay the 390, you. still have to take the course.". >> So then, were you like, "Okay, then I. want to pay the 180.". >> Yeah. So, I was like, "I'll just pay the. 180." So, then I paid the 180 and now I. have to sign up to do a course even. though even though Oh, yeah. And then he. was like, "By the way, it's not that. HARD TO DRIVE.". >> WHAT? >> I swear on my life. Swear on everything. I I was like, "What?" He was like He was. like, "It's not that hard to drive. safely." And he was, "Oh, yeah." And he. was like, "And if you get another ticket.

in the like city you're in right now, you will be you're on probation right. now for 90 days. And if I get another. ticket, then I will have to go to jail.". Not jail, but I will have to be um. >> It'll just go on your record. >> It'll go on my record. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That That's what it. was. Yeah. >> Not prison. >> Not Not prison. But they're like close. to the same things. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I That's terrible. I did defensive. driving. >> It was terrible. >> So, how long did you spend at the. courthouse for this? >> I like 10 minutes. >> You made it sound like that was LIKE. THREE HOURS. [laughter] YOU WERE LIKE, "AND THEN WE HAD TO GO.". >> NO, it felt like it. I was like just.

waiting and they couldn't ring up the. money. >> Did you cry when the cop pulled you. over? >> No, >> you didn't try that. >> I mean, I should have tried, but I I. mean, it was like it was really like it. was bad. I like went straight through. the stop sign. >> I know a girl that when she gets pulled. over, she pours stuff on her. >> self to and says that she peed her pants. and that's why she was running home. >> That's such a good idea. >> Sorry. Um, yeah, I should do that. >> Person does that. a girl that you Oh god. [laughter].

>> I respect it. >> Yeah, it is a very smart idea. >> Well, yeah, I actually want to do that. >> It wasn't It wasn't water though. >> What was it? Ashie P. >> No. >> Okay. She just says something along the. lines of what I said. Very close to what. I said, but it's something different. And we're not going to go into the. details of what that is. So, >> but you can tell me after, right? >> Yeah, I'll tell you after. But she does. that to get the cops like to maybe like. side with her a little bit. But I don't. know. I don't know if she's ever. actually tried. She just was like. prepared for it.

>> She did tell me she was like, "I got. pulled over one time." She was like, you. know, she was. >> like probably like 17 or 18. She got. pulled over and she used to drive a. Camaro and the cop was like asking like, "Is this your dad's car?" And she was. like, "No." Because she bought it. herself. >> Dang. I thought uh I I thought I was. smart and I was like I'm going to put a. Blue Lives Matter sticker on the back of. my car just in case a cop ever pulls me. over. I have a Blue Lives Matter. sticker. >> I don't think that's what the sticker. is. >> What? >> Yeah, >> it's it's not a blue L it's black back.

the blue. >> or whatever it is. It's the flag with. the blue stripe in the middle and it's. like the cop's flag and I was like I'm. going to put this on the back of my car. and that was. >> If you can't even know what it is, why. would you do that? >> Listen, cuz it was a decoy for me to not. get. >> even know what the sticker meant. He was. like, "Cops like the sticker. PUT IT. ON.". >> LISTEN. SO, I put on the back of my car. and I got pulled over one day and I was. like, [laughter]. "Hope he sees that sticker." And uh I. think he did see it, but he still gave. me a ticket and never even commented. once about it. >> Well, listen, I've never even. >> Did you ask him about the sticker? Hey,

you see the sticker? [laughter]. >> I I I've never I think we took the. sticker off after that. >> Yeah. I was like, "This is a ripoff.". >> I've never even like gone to. >> Give me a ticket. >> When I When I was 16, I just got my. license. I was driving um I was driving. my friends around and I can't have more. than four people in a car, but I was. going 10 over. So that's the first time. I got pulled over and they were like and. four cops pulled up because when they do. that they all whip in. I'm like I don't. think there's a lot. They're like. nothing else is happening. Might as well. go. >> Yeah. Like they want to join the party. or And so what I tried was I was like oh.

were you in my um we I actually just. filmed I have a YouTube channel and were. you uh in the video? They were all like, "No." They were like, "No, we weren't.". I know. I know. It was literally all the. way over there in like Bartonville. >> I have a YouTube channel. Did you get. pulled over? Do you know how fast you. were going? Okay, so I have a YouTube. channel. [laughter]. >> I I know you. >> Here's my gold plaque. >> No, you're so That's so funny. She like. We had just filmed with some cops like. at an apartment in our area, but she got. pulled over in a different city. So like.

we come to Cash and Matt video and we. had these cops come over. It was for the. Who Killed Harbor video if you ever seen. it. And uh like the whole police. department showed up. There was like a. ton of cops there for our video. And uh. yeah, the one time I did get pulled. over. He was a guy at that shoot. >> Nourished. Really? >> I saw this video the other day and this. lady in Florida gets pulled over. Are. you listening? You're going to like this. story and you're not listening, >> dog. I'm listening. >> He's talking about crazy Florida woman. >> He's talking about his malnourished. pinky. No, I was just showing how like.

my tan cuz when I take my ring off, I. have a ring line. >> You're so voting. >> I do. Don't look at that. All right. What are you saying to the tire? >> So, this lady in Florida gets pulled. over by the cops and the cops like can I. see your ID? And she's like, >> "No.". >> And but she hits her so slowly. She's. like, "No, >> no.". >> And he's like, "I need to see your ID or. I'm going to have to ask you to get out. of the car." And she basically is like,

>> "Is this your friend?". >> No, this is a girl I saw on TikTok. >> Was she drunk? >> Pulled over. >> No. Oh, >> no. So, anyways, long story short, she. gives him her identification card, but. it's not like her state of Florida ID. It's like a piece of paper she printed. off that has her name on it, but that's. it. It only has her name. >> What? >> And and he's like, "This is not like an. actual state of Florida.". >> I'm going to try. Just print out a. selfie. has cash. There [laughter] you. go. >> This is what she said. She said, "Oh, >> like if you see his man, his name is.

Cash.". >> It's not What is it? The diplomat. She. called herself like a diplomat or. something. >> Oh, yeah. So, there's people that say. they're citizens of the free earth. >> and and they believe that you don't that. you have the right to live on the earth. And so, you. >> They say this is God's land. Like, they. don't recognize the state of Florida. or Yeah. They don't recognize police. officers. They say this is God's land. They think you can't own land. Yeah, >> we all. >> I would like to see them try that in. North Korea. >> Where? >> It's a cool idea. [laughter]. >> So, what happens when they want to go.

buy. >> now? Let me tell you, Kim Jong-un. >> or rent. >> I don't know. >> Like you have to have identification for. like everything in this world. >> But anyway, so they pull she was very. compliant. Like she was a nice lady. They pull her out of the car and they're. like, "We're going to have to take you. to jail if you don't give us an ID." And. she's like, "I gave you my ID, but she. doesn't believe in having like. governmentissued IDs." So anyways, they. pull her into the cop car and she's. like, "I don't understand. What did I do. wrong?" And they're like, "You have to. have a state of Florida or a.

governmentisssued ID to be able to drive. on the on the road." And she pulls out. her Bible and she's like, "It says that. Christians have the right to subdue the. earth. Do you know what that means? It. means I need to be able to travel the. earth.". >> And he's like, "Okay, well, you can. walk." [laughter]. >> What do you do in that situation? And. you're just like, >> "Okay, >> okay." Right. But yeah, in the state of. Florida. >> No, that's I just kept saying that. >> I still It keeps replaying in my mind. when I breathe the map and he did that. weird scream.

>> My parents live in like the middle of. Oklahoma. >> It wasn't even weird. IT WAS TERRIFYING. LISTEN, IF YOU THAT HIT YOU, you would. be terrified, too. [laughter]. >> All right, guys. Uh, thank you so much. for watching this episode. We can get. >> Stay out of jail, kids. >> Yeah. And Harbin's going to get some. mouthwash. >> [laughter].