Harper Update.

I got an idea. >> What? >> My idea this episode was we were all. going to write Harper a letter together. >> Harper right now is away and she is at a. place where she's not allowed to have. her phone. The only form of. communication she can really have is um. >> the warmth your toot to warm the blue. couch. Say something about you. >> She'll like it. She'll find it funny. This is going horrible. >> I have never really told you this, but. you really do mean so much to me and I. really look at you like my little sister. that I never had. M. Why are you being. so Why would you say it like that?

>> [snorts]. >> What's up, guys? Welcome back to another. episode. Today, to start off this. episode, we are going to be doing some. calls really quick here because we have. three winners from the LOL Slimes. Also, if you guys haven't checked out LOL. Slimes, what are you doing? Go get Go. get yourself a new slime for Christmas. lolslimes.com. Wait, is that it? Right. >> That's right. Good job. >> Yeah. So, uh we actually have done three. golden ticket winners to people who. ordered slime. So, we're going to call. them right now live on the podcast.

We've never done this before with fans. We're probably going to do it in the. Christmas drop. So, if you guys want, make sure to get your get yourself some. slime. Elables.com for Christmas. Ask. for Christmas. You know, who knows? >> Maybe you'll get a golden ticket. >> Maybe Santa will get it. Um, but we are. going to guess call the three winners. right now or call them. And we've never. called any of you guys on the podcast. actually. So, this is the first time. So, all right, let's get the first. person in here and let's see what they. have to say. They see me. I know they. see me. [laughter] Turn on your camera.

>> They're scared. >> Hi. >> Hi. >> Hello. >> Hi. >> How are you doing? >> Good. How are you. >> doing? Good. Wait, did you come to one. of our shows? >> Yeah, I did. >> I see the poster. Which show did you. come to? >> Los Angeles. >> Hey, >> did did we meet you there? >> No, I didn't. >> No way. Well, >> this is better anyways. >> Everybody's here. >> Hi. >> Hi. Oh, she's got a she's got a pink shirt. >> She's got the merch shirt on. >> That's so cute. >> And she's got the merch so you guys can.

get at lol. What's that called? >> The yellow podcast.net. [laughter]. >> Hello. Get your merch for Christmas now. And Mav's here. >> Yo, what's up? How are you doing? >> Hi. How are you. >> doing? Good. We're so excited to have. you on here. So, what is uh what do you. like to do for fun? Like what what do. you do when you're not watching the. podcast? >> What in the boomer? What? I wanted to. know. >> That's a boomer. That's a Boomer. question. >> What do you do for fun? Um, I really like sleeping. [clears throat]. >> That sounds [laughter] like a answer.

>> Amen. >> That was good. >> Um, okay. So, uh, >> wait, what's her name? Can we can we. >> Bailey? I see it right here on the call. >> Okay, but she she want to plug herself. or. >> actually we told everybody to come up. with some questions for them to ask us. Uh, so Bailey, do you have any questions. you want to ask us while you are on the. podcast? >> Uh, yeah. >> Okay. Oh, let's hear him. >> What's a dream collaboration you love to. do someday? >> Uh, Mr. Beast,

>> that would be ideal. >> Mr. Beast would be banging. >> Yeah. >> Um, >> that's a dream color. >> I'm gonna stick with Jack Black. >> Did I say it right again? Did I say it. wrong? Such a random one. Matt, what. about you, dude? Dream guest on my. podcast. Dream guest. Dream guest, >> dude. Honestly, >> let's spice things up. >> Let's spice things up. Um, >> let's say that. >> Uh, no. I'm trying to think of who I'd. want right now. Right now, I think I.

would want. >> It ain't that deep, man. >> No, no, no, no, no. I'm trying to think. of this person. >> Uh, >> uh, >> Samara. I want to have Samara on. >> Samara, >> but only once Harper's back. >> What? >> I just want to get to the bottom of like. the whole video because I still don't. understand. >> M doesn't understand the lore. What's. your What's your other question? >> I don't understand the lore. What's the moment that made you feel. really proud of yourself? >> Oh, the Kids Choice Awards. When When we. won the Kids Choice Awards, I was like, "Wow, everybody dogged on our podcast.

and everybody said we sucked and that. we're brain rotted and that nobody. watches us." And maybe that's all true. But we're all of those things and a. Nickelodeon Kids Choice Award [laughter]. winner. So, >> uh, I I made myself really proud when I. was younger and I learned to kick flip. on a or tail whip on a scooter before. before Maverick could. >> That's not true. >> Yeah. So, that made me happy. >> What about you, Kinsey? >> Um, this week when I posted five Tik. Toks in a row, I was very proud of. myself for that. >> Wow. >> Hey, M. What made me the proudest? Um,

honestly, when we went on tour and we. went did our first show and uh, I. wouldn't even say our first Dallas show. was good, but I was disappointed in like. our production. And I was like, we could. have done better. Also, speaking of. which, Australia is coming up. Go get. your tickets at the otherwwell. podcast.com.net.net, whatever it is. >> Own website. >> Australia, we're coming to you soon. And. Europe. So, go get your tickets. Hey. Um, but no, uh, when we did the show in. New York, it was like, >> yeah, that was what have we created?

What have we done? A mob of fans. >> There's 2,000 people with Geralds in the. air. They're like, >> what's uh what's what's your other. question? Hey guys, WE ARE OFFICIALLY. STARTING OUR OVERSEAS tour very soon. And if you live in Manchester, you're. going to want to listen to this because. tickets for Manchester are finally on. sale, baby. So go get your tickets to. Manchester. We also have London, Ireland, Melbourne, and Sydney, Australia. All these tickets are. officially on sale right now. So guys,

go get your tickets if you want to see. us on tour this March. Guys, we are so. excited to see all you guys, and we'll. SEE YOU ON TOUR, BABY. GO TO. DLPODCAST.NET. PEACE. >> If you had to describe the podcast in. three emojis, which ones would you pick? >> Oh, that's a good question. >> Um um I would almost think of them as. people. So there would be Maverick. The. you know the one that's like crying but.

he's like laughing. That's math. >> Yeah. Um, and then Kate, Kenzie, and. Harper would be like uh the lipstick. emoji. And then I would be the peach. emoji. >> Peach? >> What? >> Those would be the three emojis. >> I don't think that would be the three. emojis. >> No. When I think of the podcast or if. I'm titling a caption for the podcast, it's always the podcast microphone emoji. because duh. And then like a pink and a. green some sort of pink and green emoji. combo, but it's usually the pink heart. and a green heart.

>> Okay. Well, I'm way off base here. Apparently, >> when I think of the podcast, I think of. >> the wind emoji. >> You know, the one I'm talking about. >> because of Cash. He's like farts all the. time for whatever reason. >> Okay. >> And then obviously you have to have the. crying laughing emoji. >> Obviously. >> Yeah. >> And then the third one, the water gun. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Now, three emojis real quick. Wait, I want to ask Bailey, what three. emojis would you use? >> Um, >> the laughing emoji. Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> Um, let's see. >> The smiling emoji. >> The smiling emoji. Okay. >> Um, and the one that has all the three. hearts around it. >> That's cute. >> All right, Bailey. Well, thank you so. much for. >> Wait, you can't hang up on Bailey yet. >> What? We have to finish the episode. >> Yeah, but I got another question. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> Who would you choose to fly the plane? >> Um, Only one way. >> I WOULD CHOOSE CASH.

>> OH MY GOSH. A sympathy pick. >> Let's go. All right. Well, thank you so. much, Bailey. Thank you for picking me, too. Um, we're going to go call some. other people and make sure, are you. going to watch this episode when it. comes out? >> Of course. >> Let's go. All right, Bailey. All right. We'll see you. >> Bye. >> Bye. >> That was fun. >> That was fun. I want to give out more. golden tickets. >> Yeah. Guys, if you want to get go golden. tickets, go to the other podcasts. something. lols.com. >> Okay. Well, whatever it is.

>> All right. Let's get on the next call. Hello. Turn on your camera. >> Come on. Turn it on. >> Dude, it's like someone's like creepy. uncle. >> Turn on the camera. [laughter]. >> They're not turning on the camera. >> They don't want their camera on. Leave. them be. >> Oh. Oh, >> Christine. >> Oh, >> YAY. WHAT'S UP, DUDES? >> HI. >> HEY. What's y'all's names? >> Hi. >> Hi. Wes Carter. >> Hey. All right. What's y'all's. questions? Let's hear.

>> Okay. If you could have like an animal. as your mascot, what would it be? >> Uh, it'd have to be Gerald. >> Gerald. Obviously. Gerald. >> Yeah. Gerald. Gerald's the one and only. >> That's the only right answer. >> All right. I'll let the girls answer the. next one. >> What's your next question? >> Fictional character. Real or not real on. the podcast? Like, as a guest, who would. you have? >> Okay. Mine is gonna be book characters. that I don't know that anyone cares. about, >> but okay. I'll just SAY I'LL JUST SAY.

[screaming]. UH probably probably Katniss Everdine. >> Why was I thinking that? I was literally. thinking. >> Katniss Everdine from the Hunger Games. would be crazy. Or no, Young President. Snow from the Baller Songwritten Snakes. That would be good. >> Wait, no. Katniss Everdine is so good. cuz even though she's fictional, she. could tell the story like it was real. life. >> Yeah, it'd be so good. >> That would be so good. What about you, Kenzie? >> That was a hard one to follow. >> Um, >> she's going to pick like Spongebob or.

something. [laughter]. >> No, I'm not going to. You You say what. you think and let me. >> She's like Steve from Minecraft cuz it's. Jack Black. [laughter]. >> Come on, Gage. You got one. >> Come on. >> Just any movie character. >> Well, this is going to date me, but I. would definitely say Hannah Montana. because I want to know how she's like. Hannah Montana and Miley. I don't even. know if they know who Hannah Montana is. >> You guys know Hannah Montana. >> Yeah, I've never watched it, but like I. know. >> they know of her. >> Kenzie's kind of ank.

What's the other question, >> GUYS? OUR HOLIDAY MERCH DROP is now. available. >> If you guys want to go check it out, go. to the lolodcast.net. We have a bunch of. new designs for you guys. One of my. favorite designs ever, the sketch tea, is now officially on a crew neck and it. is so cute. We also have a hoodie and a. t-shirt with one of our favorite Bible. verses. Isaiah [music] 41:10 and also a. LOL Pod baby tea and long sleeve tea for. you guys. So if you guys want to get. these merch pieces, make sure to go to. the lellocast.net. >> Um, what's your favorite food?

>> Favorite food? >> This is dog. >> Me and Cash actually have a new Well, I. don't know if he has a new favorite. food. >> Chocolate lava cakes. >> No, no, no. That the soapia cheesecake. thing. >> Soapia cheesecake. That was so good. >> That's not real food. That's literally a. cake. >> All right. What about you girls? Favorite food. >> So good. >> Uh favorite food is. um very mashed potatoes. >> Mash Oh, chicken and dumplings. So. >> chicken and dumplings. Why you say it. like your thing? >> You said it with a hick accent.

>> Wait, what are you What What is y'all's. If y'all could have any guests on the. podcast, who would you pick? >> Speechless. >> Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift. >> That's what I said, too, because that. would get the most views out of. anything. [laughter]. >> Well, thank you guys so much for coming. on. We appreciate it. >> Thank you guys. >> Thank you guys. >> Bye. All right. >> Bye. See you. >> All right, let's get to the next caller.

MICAH, WHAT'S UP? >> NO WAY. [screaming]. >> WAIT, IS IT MICAH? >> NO WAY. >> YOU GOT A GOLDEN TICKET. [screaming] How did you How did you. squeeze your way in here? >> I don't know. [laughter]. >> This guy, I promise you guys, the golden. ticket THING IS NOT RIGGED. >> IT'S NOT RIGGED, BUT WE'VE MET this kid. multiple times. >> We Mike has come to a lot of our shows. He He's a great an OG, some may say. >> He He came to like I think the first. time we met him was in New York. Like. he's been around. >> Yeah. Oh my gosh.

>> Crazy. >> Yeah. He gave he gave me and Mav a gift. in New York. It was a a little box and. it had uh dating themes on it. like what. to do for dates. I was like, [laughter]. "Oh.". >> All right, Micah. All right, Michael. What's your questions? >> So, my first question was your show that. you're doing in London, UK. That show is. on my birthday. I was wondering if you. could get the crowd to sing happy. BIRTHDAY FOR ME. [laughter]. >> I MEAN, THIS KID CAME PREPARED. >> WHY DO I feel like the crowd's just. going to sing it now? >> THEY'RE LIKE, "WE KNOW, MICAH." I'LL. TELL YOU WHAT. I'LL make you a deal. If.

somebody in the audience. if if the audience like tells us to cuz. they're going to see this episode now. >> So if the audience tells us to and. reminds us why we're there and then they. they want us to see it cuz I feel like. they will. I feel like they'll be like. sing happy birthday. So if they if they. say that then then we'll do it. >> Okay. Then what's your what's your other. question? >> Um I was running like how much do you. guys go skiing? >> Not enough. >> Not enough. Micah. Wait. Micah.

>> Yeah. >> Do you live somewhere where we could. ski? >> YEAH. >> REALLY? ARE YOU ASKING US TO COME? >> YEAH. [laughter]. >> REALLY? [screaming]. >> HE'S LIKE, >> he's like, "Come stay at my house." And. his mom's going to be like, "Who are. these people and why did they come see. my son?". >> No. Micah, please. Please just email me. the details. I'll be [laughter] there. >> We probably go like once a year. >> Not even. Not even. >> Yeah. Not even once every other year. I've been like four times. Maybe five, six times total. Yeah. What's What's.

your other question? >> Like what were the odds? Like how many. people bought slimes on that drop, >> dude? >> Over on like that million. >> That drop was our biggest drop, I think. And it was a lot of orders. It was a lot. of orders. >> I don't know the exact because. >> over a thousand slimes. >> There's like slimes and then some people. some people like order multiple slimes. So like. >> we don't because some people order one. slime, some people order like five. slimes. So it's just like depends. So, >> but the amount of slimes sold was like. over a thousand.

>> Yeah, definitely in the thousands. So, at least that's crazy. Think about it. Even if it's 1,000 slimes, that mean you. have a 1% chance of winning. What. >> that means you have a.1% chance of. winning. >> YEAH. >> DANG. THAT'S TERRIBLE ODDS. [laughter]. It's It's very bad odds. >> But like Michael won it. >> You never [laughter] know. >> That's crazy that he won. >> I mean, he came prepared with his. questions, too. Like, >> yeah. Let's go. >> Ask him how many signs he bought. Yeah. >> Wait, how many slimes did you get? Did. you just do one order?

>> I got one, but in the past. So, I have. It's actually behind me. I HAVE THREE. SLIMES. >> OH, HEY, THERE YOU GO. >> I can show you. Look. >> Oh, do you like them? >> Were they okay? >> Which one's your favorite? >> Definitely the graveyard ghost. >> Let's go. >> That's a good one. >> I have like the Gerald. >> Oh my gosh. He's got the golden ticket. up there. Oh, he's got the LOL shrine. >> Wait, I want to see his shrine. Okay, look. So, I have my slimes. I have. a poster that Gerald.

>> Oh my gosh. >> poster. And then over here, I have my. phone case. Some stuff that I got that I. just found on the floor at the shows. And then I have like a whole wall OF ALL. MY. >> M. That's crazy. >> Oh my goodness. Wait, shout out to. Micah's dad. This was so funny. The. second time I I saw Micah, he comes up. to me. He's like, "Are you and Mav. really married?" I was like, "Yes, yes, we are really married. remember him. >> And he was like, "My dad thinks y'all. are all fake and everything you do is. fake and you're not really in your house. and you're not married." And I was like,

"Well, THAT'S CRAZY.". >> WAIT. YEAH. MICAH, TELL YOUR DAD MATT. AND Kinsey's bedroom is right there on. the other side of the camera. >> Right there. [laughter]. >> That's where they That's where they. sleep at night. >> All right, Micah. Well, thank you so. much. I'm sure we'll see you again at. some point, but yeah, thank you so much. for hopping on, >> M. All right, we'll see you, bro. >> Yeah. Bye, Micah. >> See you. >> All right. Peace out, man. That's. insane. >> What an icon. What are the odds that Mic. >> Anybody who comes to London, like you'll. have to help us remember to see him.

happy. >> Also, ladies, Micah is single, as far as. I know. [laughter]. >> Um, I don't know why he didn't shout. that out. >> No, he's so funny. >> Dude, if he's not single, his. girlfriend's definitely geeking out. right now on [laughter] that. >> His girlfriend's going to be real mad at. me. >> Wait, while we're on the topic, I'm. going to be a little selfish. We're on. the topic of fans. When we went to the. Dallas show in the hangout, I met a girl. and she told me her name and I was like, I need to write your name down. Okay, you know why I asked you that. And your.

mom, she has short hair. She told me. it's a biblical name. Please, if you're. watching this, comment. I will scour the. comment section for your name. I just. need to know. >> Wait, I thought you wrote the name down. >> I didn't cuz I didn't have my phone with. me. So, I was like, I'm going to write. this down later. >> Why don't you just look up all names in. the Bible and scroll through it? There. can't be that many. >> No, no, no. it. Her name wasn't a name. in the Bible. It was based off of. something biblical. >> A biblical meaning. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Anyways, please please remember. remind me your name. Everyone is going. to. >> Can we name a kid tough?

>> Tough? No. >> How should Mav come up with the. stupidest children? >> What if I What if we name a kid Huz. [snorts] What's wrong with that? >> Hey, Huz. Come here. [laughter]. >> So funny. So, >> come here, Huz. >> This is Huz. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> That's like a name you name your dog. Yeah, it's like not around. >> Oh my gosh. You know, oh my gosh. >> What? >> Kate told me and Kate told me at one. point she was fine with us naming our. kid this. She was fine with us naming. our kid seven.

>> No, she was not. >> No, she was seven. >> She was too. She knows. >> She doesn't look like it. >> No, I. person. named him seven way before 67 happened. >> So what if Absolutely. What if we name. the other one six? >> No, no, no, no. I was I was not thinking. the number seven by the way. I was. thinking his name would be s e v y n. >> What do you mean the number seven? How. else. >> s e ven? No. Okay. I don't care how you. spell it.

>> And then you call him sev. You don't. call. >> but I don't care how you spell seven. >> Yeah. >> What other word could seven mean? >> It's a name. >> No. The only thing it's a number. >> The only thing. absolutely not. Our child will not be. named that now after 67. Dang. >> He'd have a great Tik Tok handle. It. would just be the number seven. >> You know what I wanted to do? I wanted. to name our kids all colors. >> No. >> Like. >> they have like the stupidest ideas. They're like, "Why can't we call them. >> red?" Red and blue. Gray. >> Oh my gosh. Did I ever tell y'all about.

the the two boys from my hometown? They're twins. And their mom named them. Orangelo. And I think the other one was. like maybe it was like like reelo or I. don't even know how to say that word but. the first one was arangelo and it was. because she didn't know what to name. them so she just named them on the birth. certificate at least what was in front. of her and it was red and orange jello. at the hospital. >> Oh my gosh. >> And my mom taught them. Yeah. And and. the lady said that their names just.

stuck. Like at first it was like oh I'll. change that later. But then their names. just stuck. Orangelo. >> Orangelo was its name. And it's. >> after the color red, orange, and jello. >> Yeah. >> At least they got a cool backstory. >> Nobody else got a back [laughter] story. >> Orange jello. >> No, YOU HAVE TO GO AROUND. >> YOU HAVE TO impulse name your kid. >> She did it twice. >> They were twins. >> Oh, >> you know what? Let's just start doing. random name generator. >> No, >> that would be fun. >> Oh my gosh. >> The world would be a much more fun. place.

>> Let's see. >> I think we should I think. >> we should do it for one of our kids. Rock, paper, scissors. Right now, who. does it? >> Oh, wait. Imagine it was this one. Ready? Say I'm having a boy. Obviously, I'm going to have a boy. Let's see. Ready? >> Give me a random boy name. >> No. No, that's not it. >> No. Let's see. >> Uh-huh. >> It would be. Mason. No, you have to go to random. name. >> Dang. I want my kid to like There's a. lot of Masons. I want my kid to have a. name that's not common. >> Yeah. I don't Yeah. Sorry to all the. Masons out there. >> Look, here we go. >> It's because there's so many. He just.

wants his kid to be the only one with. whatever name he picks. >> Yeah. I don't really like that random. name generator game. >> Create random names. Here we go. >> That's what I just did. >> No. Mday marks. Mday. >> Okay. >> Adriana. What is these? These are. regular names. >> Well, Cash's favorite thing to do is to. be like. >> Jimmy Dunlap. See, that would be a funny. [laughter] name. Jimmy Dunlap. >> That sounds like Mr. Beast's name. >> Would y'all. >> Jimmy Douglas? Daryl. >> Cash and Kate. >> Would y'all allow say like you're in the.

room giving birth and everything is. great? They take the baby away to just. like clean it up and like make sure it's. okay. And they I don't know when they. bring you these papers, so I'm speaking. out of turn here, but eventually they. bring you the birth certificate papers, okay? And they're like, "Sign here, blah. blah." You would leave the name part. blank, >> but you sign off and Cash signs. Okay. >> And they give the paper to Harper. Would. you allow her to legally name your child. whatever name? >> Unfortunate. Unfortunately, I don't. think I could. >> I don't know. I FEEL LIKE. >> THAT'S KIND OF A That's a good thing. I.

feel like I bet she'd actually s up a. name. >> Yeah, she would be named 67. [laughter]. She'd absolutely fry our child. >> Yeah, she might give you like orange or. yellow or whatever that [laughter] was. >> Red jello. >> I don't know. She would literally. >> I'd lowkey be. >> We'd have like our son and she'd be. like, "He shall be named Harper.". >> Yeah. She She would just name all of. them Harper Z. We'd be like, "What?". [laughter] She'd be like, "All six of. y'all's kids is named Harper Zmer.". Harper, >> what would you name my kid? [laughter]. [gasps].

Harper, let's ask her here. Harper, uh, what would you use? What or what name. would you use? >> Why are we waiting like something is. going to happen? >> Cuz you never know. >> I got an idea. >> What? >> I actually This was That's crazy. Because my idea this episode was we were. all going to write Harper a letter. together. >> On that note, I have to go to the. bathroom. >> What the? >> I don't want to write a letter. >> Don't Don't worry. I have the pen and. paper. >> How are we going to do it together? Oh. my gosh. >> This is my favorite book. Wait, map. actually dipped. What? Please actually.

use the bathroom. >> Okay, what is the date? It is. >> Fix your mic, yo. >> Oh, I didn't I didn't mean to hit it. It. is November 20. >> November 24th. >> November 24th. >> Okay, so I guess we're doing that now. So, we are going to write Harper a. letter and send it to her because also. to fill you guys in for those of you. that don't know, Harper right now is. away and she is at a place where she's. not allowed to have her phone. So, while. she is there, the only form of. communication she can really have is um. letters. >> Letters and I've been writing her. I've.

sent her like gosh, I don't even know. >> Has she sent you one back? >> I haven't got one back from her now. Oh, >> but I think she she's like. >> even she looking might be she might just. be like I'm going to keep writing her. >> Dang, she really hasn't wrote you back. >> Well, I was wondering if she maybe just. like cuz her mom texted me today or. yesterday and was like when I talked to. Harper today, she said, "Tell Kate, thank you so much for the letter." So, I. think my first letter that I sent like. weeks ago may have just gotten there. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. Like it may be like weeks behind. >> It's like the old times. They deliver. delivering this thing by horse.

>> Yeah. I don't even know. But. >> okay. Well, I I have to admit I have not. wrote Harper a letter. >> Really? >> But. >> I haven't either. I'm the worst now. >> Kate's the best. >> But let's write Harper a letter. Let's. do it. >> I don't know. I just like I get sad and. I think about her, so I write her. letters. >> All right. Wait, you're already writing? And that's not fair. >> Oh, I just put our I just put the date. November 24th, 2025. >> He's missing out math. >> Also, if you guys are wondering, we had. to batch film this episode for. Thanksgiving cuz we're all about to take.

like a week or two off for Thanksgiving. So, this episode was recorded that date, but I don't know when this podcast is. coming out. >> Okay, maybe out later. Give me one. second. I just got a great idea. >> Where are you going? >> I just got a great idea. >> Oh my gosh. >> This is just going to make my life. >> She just put all Look at that. >> I'm so scared. >> She just knocked all the slimes in the. floor. Okay, we shall start our letter. with something simple, >> but attention grabbing. >> Oh, I know. >> Dear Harper. >> Oh, that's what I was going to say. >> Dear Have you started every one of your. letters with Dear Harper, Kate?

>> No. >> What do you usually say? >> I just put Harper. Oh, >> okay. >> Ah, you don't even put dear. >> Dear Harper. >> Well, I don't know. I thought that I. thought she'd read that and be like, "Dang, this girl.". >> Okay. You're like writing a letter. You. just have to write it like you're from. like. >> I did I told her I said writing these I. did tell her one time. I said, "Writing. these letters has me feeling like a. yearning boyfriend." Like, [laughter]. like you have me feeling like a. desperate boyfriend trying to get you. back. >> She's off to war. >> Yeah. It feels to me like it's like old. like I don't know the 1700s. >> Yeah. Okay.

>> Upon your return. [laughter]. >> Okay. All right. What What What do we. write? What do we write? >> We should write it like that. >> I've never wrote a letter and I'm very. excited. So, what do we do next, Kate? >> We We should inform her of the fact that. we are on a podcast episode writing her. a letter. So, Cash, how would you word. that? me. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> Uh, >> hi Harper. >> Wrong. >> What? >> We already said dear Harper. >> We already said dear Harper. >> That's the beginning of the note. >> So, dear Harper. Hi Harper. >> Oh, okay. Uh, we'll do Dear Harper,

the time of this. No, we'll do Dear. Harper, while we write you this here letter. >> Okay, >> that's it. I'm going to say it. Nothing. beats a night in with Domino's specialty. pizza. Oh, 100%. I'm starting with the. People's Pizza Deluxe tonight. It is. classic toppings and zero regrets. >> Oh, yeah. For me, I'm going straight in. for the spicy chicken bacon ranch pizza. Also, I would like to take a shot this. time to shout out to whoever invented.

this pizza. [laughter] Amazing. >> Well, I'm over here with the. extravaganza pizza because sometimes I. just want every topping like known to. mankind. >> And then there is the pizza which. basically says I know what I'm about. The best part is you can mix and match. two or more so everyone gets the pizza. they want. >> Yeah. Which practically means no. arguing. >> Okay. All right. Well, no arguments. about the pizza, but we'll probably. still argue about everything else. >> But Domino's specialty pizza is one. thing we can all agree on. It's hot and. ready to inhale the second the box.

opens. >> Yeah. And it's perfect for a movie. night, game night, or honestly just us. hanging out and causing chaos. >> So, grab a couple of your favorites from. Domino's today. Trust us, this is the. one thing your whole crew can all agree. on. Yep. She's [laughter] gonna. >> We are in haste for your return. >> She's gonna read this and be like, "Why. is she writing like this?". >> Why? While we write you this here or. letter, >> then that's not 1800s. That's just like. backwards. >> No, no, it is if you put an accent.

>> While we WRITE YOU THIS LETTER while we. write while we write you this here. letter, >> we want to inform you that. >> the British are coming. [laughter] See, I can't tell that the British are coming. because that might that might send her. that might confuse her. >> I don't I don't know if Harper even. know. Do you guys even know what the. British are coming means? >> Yeah, cuz I went to school. >> I don't even know that you. >> Anyways, who said it? Who said it? >> Wait, wait. Read what we got so far. >> Yeah. Yeah. Cash, who said it? >> Who said the British are coming? Come.

on. >> John the Baptist. [snorts]. [laughter]. >> He's joking. He's joking. >> I'm kidding. John Paul or something. John John River. >> Paul River. [laughter]. >> Yes. YES. >> JOHN THE BAPTIST. John Paul. [laughter]. >> Dude, the fact that Kenzie thought I was. being for real when I said John the. Baptist. >> No, I said he's joking. >> Oh, >> she said she said he's joking.

>> She's like right. >> WHAT ARE YOU RIDING SO MUCH? WE'RE. SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THIS TOGETHER. >> I'VE DRAWN polka dots. >> I just put little dots. Then what do you. >> I put I put YOUR SENTENCE. >> READ WHAT WE HAVE SO FAR. >> DEAR HARPER, >> NO. From the top. How about you write. what you want to write, Cash? >> Hold on. NO, FROM THE TOP. >> NOVEMBER 24TH, 2025. >> OKAY. >> Dear Harper. >> Yeah. >> While we write you this here letter, we. want to inform you. >> Oh, that's good. All right. [laughter]. We want to inform you that we all. >> Hey. Hey. Are you You're done with your. line. >> What? Okay, fine. Sentence by sentence.

Yes. M. You're next. >> How about word by word? >> No, you're you're next. >> We want to inform you. What would you. like to inform Harper? This is where you. should say, "We are on the podcast. writing this.". >> I've got the good line. >> We are currently in the comfort of our. own podcast. No, what's a word? >> Home. >> Yes. But what's a word from the 1800s? >> Huh? >> Establishment. >> We're from the 1800s. >> Yes. >> We're writing it like we're from the. It's letter. >> Wait. So, sorry. So, say the line again. >> We in our own. >> While we write you this here letter, we.

want to inform you. >> like this. that we hastily wait for your. return to the establishment. >> Yes. Yes. [laughter]. >> While we. >> of the pod of the LOL podcast. hastily, what was that word you use? >> Hastily. I don't know what that means, but while we hastily wait, >> we hastily. >> wait for your return to this here. podcast establishment. >> Now, we hastily wait. >> for your return. >> Yes, this is good. This is real good. Okay, next line.

>> to this here. >> Kate's lowkey a slow writer. I should. have wrote this. >> establishment podcast. establishment. >> She's going to be so confused. Like she's going to be like, "What is. she saying right now?" [laughter]. >> I don't think we tell her in the letter. that we wrote this on the pod either. Okay, Alex, what's the next line? >> Yeah, what do you think? [laughter] What. do you think? We we we informed her that. we hastily wait for your return to this. public podcast.

>> What's the next line? And dare I say we. ARE PLEASED [laughter]. that Matt right there. >> WAIT, WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY? >> We are pleased FOR WHAT? WAIT. DARE I. say we are pleased for the day of your. arrival. [laughter]. >> It's too funny. >> Wait, why is that funny? >> Because Matt is so good at it. >> Wait, no, I'm good. You're just. >> No, you're saying stuff from the sticks. and he's from the 1800s. >> But I don't get why everybody laughs so. hard at that. I don't get it. You're the. like minor working underground and and.

Mav is the the the gentleman with all. the money. >> Yeah. Say say Oh, I'm the gentleman. [laughter]. >> I just don't get why doesn't fit. Isn't. right. Isn't fair. ISN'T PROPER THAT. YOU'RE IN THE MIND. >> THAT'S GOOD. [laughter]. >> THAT YOU'RE IN THE MIND. >> OKAY. The glaze. The glaze is a little. >> Okay. All right. Alex, you're up next. You can skip me for a second. >> Is it right? Doesn't fit proper. >> We got We got to just go off the top of. our head. Read what we have. Dear. Harper, while we write you this here. letter, we want to inform you that we. hastily wait for your return to this.

here podcast establishment. And dare we. say, we are pleased for your arrival. >> All right, Alex, it's kind of like a new. new page, new sentence. >> Yeah, you you can you can take this. anywhere. >> I've got a blank. >> Take it anywhere you want. What do you. want to say? [laughter]. >> What? >> Come on. What you going to say? >> This is where This is where the year. >> Wait, he's got something. He's got. something. >> I got nothing. The yearning is supposed. to start here where we go we say. something along the lines of it hasn't. been the same. >> since we say something about it hasn't.

been the same. That's. >> oh uh we we yearn for you to warm. >> the blue couch again or something like. that. >> Well, I'm keeping it warm just be fine. >> Well, no. >> We send you all of our affections. >> No, no, no, no. I I like what Kenji's. saying. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> We yearn for you. >> We yearn for your presence. >> to bring back the warmth of right side. of blue couch. >> What? [laughter]. left side. >> Well, that is the right side. >> We We yearn for your presence to bring.

back the warmth. >> that once that you brought once that. bestowed the blue cow. >> No, no, no, NO. I GOT A better I like. your first I like your first and not the. second so much. What. >> we yearn for your whatever. >> for your presence to bring back presents. to bring back and then. >> the warmth you once bestowed couch. She'll find this funny. The warmth your. toot. to warm the blue couch. Say something. about to. She'll like it. >> She'll find it funny. >> The warmth [laughter] your toot bestowed.

upon. >> No. To say something about the to being. warm. She'll like that. >> Oh my god. >> I'm telling you, [laughter] Harper like. she'll find that funny. >> We. yearn. for. your. >> Do you like that? >> I'm debating it. [laughter]. >> Presents. >> I'm thinking when she reads this, how's. she going to feel? She going to be like, "Oh my gosh, I'm so excited. I got a. letter. What the present? [laughter]. >> We yearn for your presence to bring. >> like, are we doing ourselves a. disservice here?" For her service, too.

>> Your presence to. >> We yearn for your presence. Gosh, I. forgot what we were going to say. >> We yearn for your presence. >> I was going to say, but. >> Yeah. What were you I like We're going. with Kinsey's. We yearn for your. presence to return. >> to be bestowed. >> No. >> No. To return and bestow. How do what re. what reading level is she at? Do we even. know if she can read these big words? >> She knows how to read the word return. Yes. >> Well, for your presence to return. >> and bestow the word. >> like I don't know who's [laughter].

reading. >> and bestow. >> I don't even know how to spell year. That's not even used in the English. vocabulary. >> Yarn. >> How do you even spell that? >> You don't know how to spell. >> Is there an N? Just th What are you. doing? trying to find 1700 words. >> He's literally looking up old words. >> That's not even funny if you Chad GBT. What? What do you mean it's not funny? >> Well, I thought you were smart. >> Yeah, we thought Yeah, we thought you. were funny. I was I am smart.

>> M'S OVER HERE ON HIS PHONE. He's looking. up his jokes. I They're not jokes. >> whilst. >> terrible. Terrible terrible. >> I just think What? >> Let's see. Okay, here you use these and. see if you can even find Let's see if. you can even make a selection. >> I can I can make sentences with these. I. think you can. I don't know how to do. that. >> It's fine. >> Hey. Hey. Hey, you guys be quiet. Okay. >> While y'all are just talking, >> you're talking to talk jab or some may. say. >> Well, we need to talk about this out. loud because. >> y like Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Y'all are like too much pratt out of.

period. Yeah. Oh, yeah. >> Unless he has something to say. >> But we need to discuss this. First of. all, this is a letter from all of us, not just me and Kate. And second of all, if we don't say it out loud first and we. write it down, there's no going back. >> Yeah. And we have already accidentally. messed up. So, >> okay. This is going horrible. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Literally. >> I [laughter] thought we were all. supposed to write this together. >> Well, you're such a slow writer. >> Do you want to write? >> Yeah. >> No. No. You won't be able to read it.

>> No, I write. >> No. Here. Here. You have another piece. of paper you can write on. >> That's fine. Give me hardback. >> I knew you couldn't make a sentence with. those words. I can't make a sentence. with you. You couldn't READ THE WORDS. RIDE BY ME AND WE RIDE AT DAWN. Tonight. we see the night our MOTHER SEAN. >> YOU WRITE on the [laughter] table. You. write on the table and later on I will. >> right there. Right there. Right there we. see the night our mother pin. >> No. Me and kids have been watching the. pole dark series. >> Uh-huh. >> It's got a lot of 1700 words. What is p. dark? It's got a lot of 1700 words. You.

would like a TV show. >> Why don't you call one of your friends. and see if they'll bring you a pen. because this here is my pen. >> Hey, can somebody bring me a pen? >> Pen. >> Pen. We'll see if they get one. Anyways, I I. >> Oh my gosh, THEY THREW UP. >> OH MY GOSH, >> THEY'RE COMING IN A SHARPIE. >> Those are Sharpies. >> Oh my gosh. >> Another one just comes and hits him in. the side. >> Yeah. Listen, I need to I need to. portray a point to Harper. Y'all are not. understanding. My last letter, I can't. just write, "I miss you. I miss you. I.

miss you. I miss you. I miss you." And. fill up the whole page, you know? You. have to have something that you're. telling her. In the last letter, I was. like, "You know what? I'm going to tell. her things that she can look forward to. when she gets back." Oh, we need to tell. her that um people have filled up a box. map. How do we say that in a 1700's way? [laughter]. >> 1700's way. >> Can we just stop with 1700? Chill. The. joke. >> We withhold a box filled with. >> with cargo of your your what's there? >> It's like hurting my brain. It's.

literally hurting my brain. >> Y the fact that y'all can't talk in. 1600s mean you means you shouldn't. Okay. You're not like me. Maybe I should just cut straight to the. point. Sorry, Harper. We were trying to. write the first letter in 1700 language, but it's been too difficult. So, we're. going to go back to normal talk now. >> Okay, that's fine. >> All right, we just went ahead and cut. the episode because uh it was taking way. too long. >> Yeah, it was taking a little too long to. write the letters. Some people are slow. writers. Won't say who. >> You were the last one to finish. >> Took like 30 minutes longer than. everyone else. >> Yeah, but mine So, to fill you guys in,

I wrote my own letter. >> Yeah. and he got like all mad. >> and then them three wrote their letter. Yeah. So, let's read them and see who's. is better. >> Okay, I'll read. >> You can read mine because I'm a terrible. reader, too. So, I'll read yours first. >> I'll start with ours. November 24th, 2025. Dear Harper, while we write you. this here letter, we want to inform you. that we hastily wait for your return. This here podcast Oh, wait. That we. hastily wait for your return to this. here podcast establishment. And dare we. say we are pleased for your arrival. We.

yearn for your presence to resto to. return and bestow the warmth you once. brought to the blue couch. It hasn't. been the same since you've left a since. you've been afar for your voyages. >> Can I pause you? >> Yeah. >> It was really funny when we were doing. it, but now that you read it back, it's. like this is just kind of annoying. >> Yeah, [laughter] like it's like. difficult to read. >> Kenzie was cooking, too. She's like, >> what's going on? What else can we say? >> Okay. Anyways, sorry Harper. It's going. to be difficult the first half, but it's. okay. >> It hasn't been the same since you've. been afar for your voyages. We hope. you've been able to find joy while. you've been away. And then I said,

"Sorry, Harper. We tried writing like we. were in the 1700s, but it was hard to. do. So now we're done with that. We are. currently on a podcast episode and. decided to write you a letter together. Here's what everyone has to say." Kate, >> wait. I'm kind of nervous. Don't read my. part. >> Okay. Uh, I have written her multiple. letters, so I didn't I just kept it. short and sweet, but I said, "I miss you. and hope my other letters and gifts made. it to you." Kinsey said, oh, Kinsey. said, "We are praying for you every. night and are so proud of you. I know. that you are bringing light to every. person you've met while you're.

>> Don't cry.". >> It's okay. It's okay. Okay. >> Do you want me to read it? >> No, I I can read it. >> I know. Okay, you read it. >> No, you you got it, Kate. >> Okay. I can't see now. I don't know why I'm crying. >> I can read it. >> Don't cry. >> Okay. I [snorts] said. >> we don't need to read these for. everybody to hear. We can.

>> It was funny at first, but it wasn't. serious. >> Yeah, we can we could we don't we can. just like send a letter. We don't have. to like read our letter on the podcast. >> They're heartfelt. I do want to read. maps though because he took freaking. forever. >> Should I read yours out loud? >> Yeah, read it. Read it. Read it. Okay, I'll finish reading mine. We are praying. for you every night and are so proud of. you. I know you are bringing light to. every person you've met while you're. there, which is so true. I'm sure. everyone thinks she's the most funniest. person they've ever met in their entire.

life. Uh, I can't wait to see you again. and hear all about your experience. We. love you so much. Then, Mavericks, >> you're also we had this much room and. cry and I thought, >> "No, >> it's okay. >> This is going to make her happy.". >> Okay, just read Mask. Okay, >> Maverick, it's hard for me to think of. what to write. Okay, that was a. [laughter] great way to start off. But. every time Oh, now it's getting sweet. Okay, but every time I think about you.

getting on getting on that plane, my. chest tightens. I wish more than. anything I could have been there to give. you a hug. I'm so proud of the. god-fearing young young woman you have. become. I don't mean proud like when. someone gets good grades, but painfully. proud. The kind that makes your voice a. Why? Why you so heartfelt? >> Yeah. Why do you have to do this? Wait, why did you write it like that? >> Wait, what did he write? Read it. >> He's just like being all nice and stuff.

>> Yeah, it's it's just so weird when you. two are nice. >> Wait, read it. You're leaving us on a. cliffhanger. >> Okay, >> read it with passion. >> I can't read with passion. I'm going to. end up like Kate crying. Uh, >> no passion. >> But but painfully proud. The kind that. makes your voice shake when you talk. about it. You choose to fight for your. future when the darkness was trying to. convince you otherwise. The house feels different without you. It's like someone turned the volume down.

on the whole world. Mav, why are you being so Oh, >> why would you say it like that? >> Why are we feels on the podcast? It's. like the podcast just isn't [snorts]. like. >> Why are we reading these right now? I. don't know. It felt good to do at first. >> I would rather just send them. >> Okay, keep going. [snorts]. >> Harper, you are not alone. We are all. praying for you and God is with you. I. can't wait for the moment we hear your. voice again. Take your time there. Heal. slow, heal messy. Cry when you need to.

Let people help you. Don't rush. yourself. We are not going anywhere. We. are right here saving your seat. You are. loved more than you realize, more than. you will ever realize. I miss you. That was sweet, man. >> Okay. Well, read mine. >> Shoot. [snorts]. >> Yours better be nice or this going to. ruin the moment. >> Don't. If yours is mean, I don't think. it's. >> No, it's not mean. It's not mean. >> Oh my gosh. I like didn't think I'd. actually cry. >> Okay. Well, read mine. You still got to.

read mine. >> Okay. Hey, it's Cash. [laughter]. >> Cash writing a letter is like a. 5-year-old like giving you like their. [snorts] last toy. It's like here I This. is for you. [laughter]. I worked very hard on it. >> Okay, read it. >> Okay. We really miss you and hope you. are doing well. I've caught a lot of. backlash since you left about how. [snorts] I teared up. Sorry, [snorts]. he's spelled teared extremely wrong. He.

said ty [laughter]. backlash since she left about how I. teared up the last time I saw you. So, I. would appreciate it if you don't bring. that up to anyone. >> Well, we're bringing you up to everyone. now. >> Anyways, I do really miss you and I have. never been good at putting my feelings. down on paper. The podcast hasn't been. the same without you. It's been better. Haha. JK, [laughter].

I can't wait until you are back and we. can all give you all a big hug. I know. what you're doing is very hard, but I'm. very proud of you. Just remember that. when times get hard that I will always. be here for you. And not just me, but. everyone else, too. [snorts] I have. never really told you this, but you. really do mean so much to me. And I. really look at you like my little sister. that I never had. Also, you've helped me to have such an. amazing career and so much fun over the. last 3 years. We wouldn't be anywhere. close to this successful without you.

You have given me such a fun past three. years that I never could have dreamed. of. So, I just wanted to thank you for. that. We love you this much. And then he. drew a picture, a circle with how much. it says love. And then it's a stick. figure of him holding it up. [laughter]. >> All right. Well, we miss you, Harper. And. >> all right, guys. To end this on a good. note, thank you so much for watching. We'll see you next time. Bye.