Harper's Taking A Break!

Pepper is not loling this week. >> I called her to try to make her lol and. she didn't. >> I called her. I was like, "Hey, you. going to be on the pod and she started. crying and I was like, "Oh no.". >> I think personally, >> we need to get in to everything that has. been going on with Harper and just let. everybody know the answers. >> It's not here. We can't do that. >> But that's why we should do it behind. her back. >> I see. So, let's just go ahead and tell. everybody what happened. >> Guys, today is the day. Our new slimes. are coming out at 5:00 p. p.m. Central. Standard Time and it is our fall.

collection. I am so excited for this one. because I personally love fall, but I. know some of you guys don't. So, we have. Sunshine and Smiles in case you don't. care for fall. But either way, we have. so many cool slimes dropping for you. guys today. So, make sure to go to. lolslimes.com. at 5:00 p.m. Central Standard Time to. get your slimes. [Music]. What's up, everybody? Welcome back to. another episode. Uh today is unlike any. ep episode that we've ever done before. because uh as you may notice Harper is.

not here. >> The chair is empty. >> Did you say www ww ww ww ww ww ww ww ww. ww. >> No no I don't meanw. I am sad this is the first episode we've. ever done with Harper's mic just empty. >> I mean I want you guys to really think. we are I don't know the exact number but. yeah we're around 220 episodes into this. podcast. We are over two years in and we. have never shot an episode without. Harper. >> Never missed one. Never missed an upload.

date. We've uploaded every Wednesday, every Saturday. >> Never missed. >> Harper's always been there. >> until today. >> Until today. >> Why are you smiling about it like it's. >> I laugh in situations that are sad. I. can't help it. Me and Cash are at. funerals. We're laughing. >> What the No, that doesn't help. >> He does. He He pokes the body sometimes. I've seen. >> I did touch the body once when I was. little. That's a Okay. Anyways, we're. not talking. We're not talking about. that. Um I don't know. I feel like today. is gonna be a little off. >> Well, she's she's with us in spirit. >> No, she's not. >> Okay, explain. She's not dead. Harper is.

alive and. >> well, we don't know. >> Unwell. She's alive. >> She can't be dead. We haven't spoken to. her, but she is alive. >> We haven't spoke to her in the last. couple hours. She could. >> Is Harper in the mailbox? >> Harper's in the mailbox. Okay, >> that would be crazy. >> That would If Harper's in the mailbox, that'd be a red flag. >> Get it? Red flag. Y'all see the red. flag? There's a red flag on the mail. flag on the mailbox. >> Yeah, we see that. Okay. >> Do you know what that's for? >> No, she's not in there. Yes, I know what. the red flag for. >> It's for when you have mail, Kenzie. >> It's for when you have mail.

>> What? >> You've got mail. >> What do you mean it's when you have. mail? The mailman lifts it up. >> No. >> No, it's you lift it up when you need to. send mail. >> When you have outgoing mail. >> Stupid. >> He's never used a mailbox before. >> Well, I'll be honest. I The vibe is off. See. the Yeah, it feels weird, but I I never. thought. >> it looks like she's dead. Remember the. other day when we talked about on a on. one of the episodes we were like, imagine if one of us died and there was. just an empty seat on the pod. That's. what it feels like. >> Came a little sooner.

>> It feels like Harper's just dead. It. doesn't feel right. >> Okay, actually, let me let me defend. ourselves real quick. The only reason. >> actually explain why she's not here. >> Yeah, the only reason we're like. slightly making jokes about it is. because this is the LOL podcast and we. have to laugh our way through the pain. We must laugh. >> And Harper's pain as well. Um, but. Harper, >> we laugh when others cannot. >> We are not going to put Harper's. business on the podcast, especially with. not Harper here. But if you are on. social media, you may have gathered.

Harper's had a pretty rough week. And. she just wanted to take a little bit of. a break from being on the podcast, being. on camera, having to come here, sit on. the couch, pretend like she's in the. best mood ever, laugh for two hours. while we film. She just did not. She's. not feeling it this week. So, she's. taking a break. Barbara, y'all make me. still do the podcast. >> Your rough week is not that rough. >> Barbara is not loling this week. >> No, she's not loling at all. Um, I. called her to try to make her lol and. she didn't. So, I was like, "Okay, well, you're not loling very much." So, if you.

need on the podcast, >> I called her. I was like, >> what Mav did? >> I called her. I was like, "Hey, you. going to be on the pod?". >> And she started crying. And I was like, >> "Oh, no.". >> No. M wasn't like, "Oh, no." He goes, "Don't cry.". >> Yeah. >> That's what he said. I didn't know what. to say twice. She starts crying. He's. like, "Oh, uh, don't cry." I'm like, "How's it going to make your family. better?" That's the way I respond. >> Please do not cry. >> I'm sorry. I'll be at your house in an. hour. And he was like, "We actually. already have. >> I'm a dude. What am I supposed to say?

Let me come over and give you a hug.". >> Hold on, man. Let. >> We've already cancelled two shoots this. week. And um, we can't really keep. canceling shoots because we do still. have to put videos out for you guys. So, we were like, "You know what, Harper? take the time you need this week to just. like. >> be sad, recover, >> not, you know, you don't have to lol on. camera for the sake of the audience. And. we told her, we were like, "Your whole. life doesn't have to be put on the. internet. Like, if you're not feeling. it, stay home." And she's like, "Okay, I. think that's I think that's a good. idea." So, she's going to be gone for at. least the next two episodes because.

we're filming two episodes right now. So, but she'll be back and hopefully. loling. >> Yeah. Is it What are you doing? >> I forgot something. >> What is Maverick? Wait, before you say. that, I have something to say about cash. yelling. >> Okay. >> What? >> I went to my par. Okay. Yeah. You just. You just hold. Okay. >> You just stand right there. >> You hold that thought because she had. another one. >> No, it's not a thought he's holding. He's actually physically holding. something. >> Move. >> If you would like to sit down, you can. And then I'll tell my story. >> What is behind your back?

>> Is that a frog? >> Is it Harper's ashes? >> She's not dead. >> She's not dead. >> Did you cremate her? >> She's in the mail. Harper is at home. >> Do you guys want to be cremate? I'm. sorry. That's another conversation. >> Everyone look that way. >> Hold on. We're talking about Kinsey's. yelling issue. >> Okay. Okay, then I'll go. We can't hear. you. >> Kenzie, go ahead and talk about your. yelling issue. >> Okay. I went It's not really that big of. a deal, but now that you've made it a. big deal, I went to my parents house. this past weekend. >> Get your LOL Slimes today at the. lolslimes.net. >> That's not even the right domain. That.

is not the right. What's the website? >> Don't go there. The lols.com. It's lolslimes.com. >> lols.com. >> Oh, lols slimes.com. Our fall drop comes. out today. Anyway, sorry, Kenzie. >> Jeez. Anyways, I'm at my parents house. and we go out to eat and I'm talking to. my mom and sister about something and. they're like, "Kenzie, you're yelling at. us." And I was like, "What? No, I'm. not." And they were like, "No, like. seriously, everyone in the restaurant. can hear you." And I started thinking. about it. I was like, "Oh my gosh, I've. been around Cash so much. I don't know. how to talk normal anymore.".

>> Hey, I talk. >> The only way to be heard is to yell. No, that's not true, Kinsey. That's not. true. >> You've interrupted me three times in the. last 30 seconds. >> No, I've interrupted everyone else to. let you speak like a gentleman. I was. like, "Hold on, Matt. Hold that thing. you're holding." Yeah, but you just like. You like to tell me that like earlier. Kate was in trying to change the subject. and I wasn't done talking and I was. saying something and you shut me up. I. didn't shut anyone up. I try I try to. keep on. >> I'm very respectful to the women here. I. was going. >> Yes. I'm very respectful towards women. >> I'm a women respectfulist.

>> You're working on it. That's for sure. I'm like an activist for women respect. >> I was looking through some of the. comments of. >> # women deserve respect. Now you just. keep interrupting. See, >> I tried to say something. >> Sorry. I'm so passionate about. respecting women that it's hard to not. interrupt. >> I've been going through some of the. comments of the last like four or five. videos. And so. >> Wait, hold on. Kate's doing an ASMR. thing. It's really distracting my ears. from listening to. >> Can you hear this? >> It sounds really good. >> You can't hear it. So it's. >> Wait, hold it up to the Just Let's get a. little This slime is dropping today at. 5:00 p.m. Central Standard Time. It's.

crunchy autumn walk. >> Yeah, if you guys are getting one of the. slimes from the fall. >> Oh, nice. If you guys are getting one of. the fall collection slimes, I do. recommend that one. Anyway, sorry, Kenzie. Back to the combo. >> Uh oh, I looked at the comments for the. last like four to five videos and so. many comments were about how Cash is. growing as a human being, not just. physically, but. >> wa. I'm glad they noticed. I've been hitting.

the gym. No, you have not. No, I'm not. >> You have not. Yes, but I've been like. playing volleyball. >> He's been hitting the volleyball court. >> and playing basketball, which probably. making my muscles bigger. >> No, but seriously, >> girls play volleyball. Is that a girl. sport? We'll get into that. >> I'm really heavy on women respect. And I. think women deserve the same respect in. sports. So, you try to play their sport? >> Yes. >> I'm really good in theirs. >> Sorry. What were you saying? >> Okay. Anyway, so many people have. complimented you on like taking a step. back and listening to people. So, congratulations on growth. Yes. >> Yeah. Good job.

>> I feel like this episode we're talking. about cash and that's not what we're. here to do. >> Yeah. We're supposed to mourn. >> I was going to say we're supposed to. talk behind her back while she's not. here. >> Or that. Yeah. So either I mean we can. stop with the ASMR. >> I feel like they got to just be here. >> No, it's not. Alex said they can't even. hear me. >> But there's like quiet ones you could. play with. >> But I like this one. >> here. Play with the quiet slime. >> Um. Yeah. So we should mourn horrible. moment of silence. Yeah. Kenzie, I have. a speech impediment. Don't make fun of. me for it. You said you want a moment. making fun of I'd like a moment of. silence. Can everyone just bow their. heads in in in silence, please?

>> Okay. Uh, everyone, we have to close our. eyes. Is this a moment of silence? Like. I take off my hat. Nothing. I would just. like everyone to close their eyes and. bow their heads for a moment of silence. >> You think? >> I will notify you when the silence is. over. >> Should I take off my hat for the moment. of silence? >> Yes. >> Yes. >> Okay. But I haven't done my hair today, so it's going to be really goofy. >> Harper doesn't care. Okay. Okay. Everyone, bow your heads. Close your. eyes. >> Why are we doing this? Okay. I can hear that. And it it sounds. like you're like, >> "Sorry, I broke the moment of silence.". >> No, it moment is still going. It's still. going. Keep your eyes clear.

>> Okay, I'll go back. >> It does. >> I don't think it's a moment of silence. with Kate playing with the slime. Kate. can. >> I forgot it was a moment of silence. >> Kate, it's a moment of silence. We're. not supposed to do ASMR. >> I can't help it. >> Can we look yet? What is that noise? >> It's a moment of silence. That's what. noise it is. >> Okay, >> we're so bad. >> A moment of silence is over. Can we Can. we do it? We are. We are now. We are. now. >> M. You're not supposed to like that. >> No. Stop taking that fire.

>> That's my decorative. >> Ain't no way. >> I do not respect women anymore. There's. no way you deserve a woman's memorial. >> Yes. This is for her. This podcast is. sponsored by Squarespace. When you've. got an idea you want to bring to life, whether it's a side hustle, a small. business, or even just a place to share. your work, you need a platform that can. actually keep up with your vision. That's where Squarespace comes in. It's. the all-in-one platform that makes it. simple to claim your domain, design a. beautiful site, and manage everything. from one place. One of my favorite.

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>> That candle represented her life. >> It's ruined now. >> I can't believe you disrespect Harper. like that. >> That would represented her life. >> That was my candle that I bought. >> You keep burning, Harper. >> I can't believe you did that. Hey, someone did that to one of mine, too. No. Give me that bag. >> I have decorative candles down. >> Don't break that. That lighter cost me. $20. Please give me my light. >> Right here, Cash. It's right here. >> Oh, there you go. >> Here. Oh, >> there's a blow torch. >> Okay.

>> You're with the. >> Don't Don't you touch Harper's memorial. again. That was messed up. >> Be careful with my um Cash, you're going. to light Harper on fire. >> Oh gosh. Cash. >> No. Cash, you're you. arms of an angel. >> Harper, blow it out. That's so. disrespectful. >> What's the next words? In the arms of an. angel. >> Why' you light Harper on fire? >> Yes. It's cremation, Kate. >> She's not dead.

>> She's not dead. >> No. >> Just cremate her in peace. Why do you. guys let her rest in peace? >> She's not dead. >> We can call her right now. She will. answer the phone. >> She's emotionally dead. >> No, she emotionally unavailable. emotionally. >> If we call her right now, Harper wants. >> I feel like I feel like that might make. the smoke alarms go off. >> Yeah, it's going to. >> I think I unplugged it though. >> Why would you do that? >> I'm trying to get it to. >> Yeah, it's hot. >> Hey, would you guys when you die, do you. want to be cremated or buried? >> Cremated. Don't spend money on a casket.

for me. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> B. >> It's expensive. >> Okay, good. >> What about you, Matt? Would you want to. be cremated or buried? Man, I kind of. want to like cremate maybe like a statue. >> of me somewhere, you know, in a park. >> Yeah, but that doesn't really make sense. of what to do with your body. Okay. Well, you. >> Oh, you mean like the mummy where like. like in the in the Rome like. >> Yes. Like the popes like the popes get. the popes. >> They get their bodies like forever just. touched up by paint or something and. they say that's kind of creepy to me. Yeah. I don't want to do that. >> But also cremation's creepy to me cuz.

every time I think of cremation, I think. of crispy cream the doughnut store. You. knock me off in the lake and shoot like. the flaming arrow at me. >> Oh gosh. >> Oh, >> you just burned yourself, didn't you? >> What in the thing? >> That's a blow torch that Yeah, you were. using. >> No, the thing you gave me. >> What? >> The lighter. >> The gold. >> That's my lighter and I would like to. have it back. Please. It was expensive. >> What do you mean? >> I mean, yours are. >> This thing is evil. >> It's a lighter. >> It's You turn it on when you press.

>> Yeah, this is a taser. No, it's a. lighter. I promise you I have been tased way too. many times to know what tasing feels. like. That did not burn me. That tased. me. Do you see that? >> Looks like a burn mark to me. >> That is a burn mark. He's got little. holes in his. >> dude. Can you please stop making this. episode about you? It is about. remembering Harper. Okay. >> She'll be back in like two episodes. >> You and see if you make it about. yourself. I don't know if she'll be back. in two episodes. That feels That's a. dangerous toy. >> Do y'all know when you Oh, y'all didn't.

grow up with a fireplace. That's so sad. Why did I think she was about to say a. father? I was like, I had a dad. >> You know, when you. >> Yes, she did. >> Just more sad things to think about. >> No, D would be very offended if you. heard you say that. >> No, we were talking about a fireplace. >> When you when you have a real wood. burning fireplace and you. >> Whoa. No need to flex on us, Kinsey. >> A real wood burning. >> I had a real wood burning fireplace. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Anyways, and you close the little latch. because your dad didn't look at the. latch and then all the smoke comes out.

in the house. Seriously, stop playing with that slime. What are you What are y'all talking. about? You're making loud noises. >> That's what it smells like in here. >> That's what it smells like again about. you not remembering Harper. >> Okay, we can move on to Harper. >> Literally, Kra's making noises with. slime. Kinsey's talking about her. selfish fireplace that no one else had. And we're supposed to be memorialing. >> Yes, let's memorial together. >> Okay. All right. How my you are leading. the memorial. >> Okay. >> We were so close to Memorial Day, too. >> One of my No, no, we're not. It's far. away. Um, but.

>> no, but it just happened. It's like next. year, but that's okay. >> It comes every year. >> Memorial Day is in May. >> Well, when is May? What month are we in? >> In May is next year. >> April, May. Wait, >> it's like four months. >> January, January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, October. >> Nope. >> September. >> September, which is what we're in. >> Yes. >> So, it was frick. Wait, which one? Which. one was It was like 3 months ago. That's.

not far. >> It was four. But, you know, it's almost. October, too. >> Either way, listen, we should have. waited for Memorial Day. I'd like to. share one of my favorite memories of of. Sweet Harper. >> Yes. >> Um, can we roll the clip? >> What's the clip? >> Well, okay, I'll tell you what the clip. is since you can't see it, but. >> Wait, no, no. We We'll play it. Wait, I. thought we already played it. >> Yeah, it's a pretty quick clip. It's It's when Harper says she has a. trick. That was my favorite memory I.

had. >> Wait, the party might not be the same. thing as me. >> Okay. >> Mine is the one where she gets up and. she's in like the sweatuit and she. >> Yep. and she pops her legs. >> Yeah. She does the handstand and just. popped and you hear her like joints pop. >> Yeah. >> You know what I'm talking about. Oh, but. not the party trick one. The party trick. was good, too. >> The party trick one was I have two. Um. the party trick one where Harper's like. she's a little bitty itty bitty Harper. She's like, "You want to see my party. trick?" Well, specifically, she went. Yeah, I want to see your part. >> And Cash's like, "Yeah." And so she hurt.

herself and our wall. >> Well, one of my favorite memories of. Harper is when we made a diss track. >> Yo. >> Oh. >> Oh. Another one of my favorite memories. is when we were like, "Harper, we need. to get a good clip of you pretending to. faint." And she was like, "I got you.". >> Terrible. >> I remember that. I was like, "Ain't no. one going to believe that?". >> And then it went viral. >> And then everyone believed that. >> It went viral. I guess you did pretty. good. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Rest in peace. My favorite memory. of Harper is when she blamed me for. slapping Kate when she really slapped.

Kate. And no one in this room ever. brought it up again. So therefore, everyone thought that I slapped Kate. >> But just so you know, are you still on. that? Speaking of Harper's Memorial Day. service, you're using her memorial as a. way for you to get justice. Wow. >> Die. >> Yeah, but this is basically the same. thing as death right now. >> No, Harper will be back in like two or. three episodes. You're fine. >> AOK. Okay. >> Is she? >> She's missing an episode cuz she ain't. here. >> Okay. Well, she is sad. >> What if she never feels good again?

>> Be okay. >> What if she never gets that fire back in. her? >> What if she never feels the LOL spirit? >> She's going. >> She will lol again. >> What if she just retires? >> No, she won't be doing. >> Well, she might retire from y'all, but. she's not retiring from me and Kate. >> Yeah, >> she could. Wow. >> Yeah, we'll have the CO with Kate. C. What? We just had this conversation. >> Oh, yeah. Crying out loud. That we're. trademarking that. Did you know? >> Oh, yeah. Crying out loud. Like laugh. out loud. >> No, but it's like crying. >> Cringing out loud. Yelling out loud. What's Kenzie's?

>> Well, I meant like cuz lolinate cringing. to him. >> Oh, yeah. >> Wow. That's kind of disrespectful. >> What part of this is cringy? >> I think I'm respectful. >> I feel like we need an organ. >> An organ? >> Does anybody know how to make an organ. noise with their mouth? >> The. >> Oh, I thought you were saying organ like. a body part. Like we just need to bring. some different organ. >> Before we move on from our favorite. memories, I think we would not be doing. justice to Harper. >> Poor Harper. >> Oh, one of my favorite memories is when.

she threw up on you. >> That was funny. >> That was good. That was good. >> What What did we need to do, Matthew? >> We need to think about what was Harper's. favorite memories. And I think we all. know. >> Um. is when Cash was throwing up the Tootsie. Rolls. >> Oh my gosh. >> It was stuck in her mouth, too. She was. like, >> she was laughing so hard and then Cash. was like vomiting and. >> she'll never laugh like that again. >> Also, one of my favorite memories of. Harper. >> hopefully. >> not on film was our very first ever live. show in Dallas and I me and Kate are in.

one room and Harper decided to go in a. different room by herself to get dressed. because I had a couch and it was dark. and she was not feeling very well. And I. walk in there to get her and she had. walked out to go to the bathroom and I. see all her makeup on the desk and. everything, but then there's just this. big glob of brownness and I was like, >> "Uh, we're going to need more definition. on that, Kenzie.". >> No, it was shaped like a It was. literally like a what? >> Like a turd. >> Yeah. And but it was sitting on top of.

the counter. >> So if it was, she would have had to. stand up on the desk to be able to do. that. But it was not that. After further. investigation, I realized for some weird. reason all by herself without any video. cameras around, she decided to chew up a. bunch of bunch of Tootsie Rolls and just. shove them together in the shape of. poop. >> It's probably in the memory of her. favorite episode. >> Probably. >> Yo, Los Angeles, guys, is coming up next. on our world tour. If you guys have been. to any of our shows so far, you're going. to want to still come to the Los Angeles.

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go get your tickets before it's too. late. >> Dude, I want memorialize me, man. >> No, one of my. >> I want everyone to sit around here and. blaze me. >> Another off camera moment that is just. so funny cuz it's so Harper. First of. all, every time we've gotten on a flight. on tour, >> wait, I have a video we should pop up. and we I we we could talk about tour. speed demon on tour. We could we could. talk about Harper on tour for this whole. episode and y'all would die. >> That time she tried to book a private. jet because she didn't want to wait on a.

layover. >> No, y'all don't understand. She has been. the funniest person to travel with this. whole. >> She called a private jet company while. we're in the middle of an airport. She's. like, "Hello, can you get me to Dallas. ASAP? I don't care what it costs." We're like, "Harpie, you ain't even got that much. money. What are you talking about?" And. she was like, "And can you pick me up. from the airport? I'm at Terminal B.". And they were like, they said, "Yes, actually.". >> Yeah. What was surprising is this guy. was like, "We don't do flights like. that. We don't we don't do that." And. she kept arguing with them and he was. like, "Okay, I'm on my way.".

>> And it was the middle of the night. It. was dead middle of the night, 1:00 a.m. And Harper was going to go with this. dude, leave the airport to go get on a. private jet. >> Yeah. I don't know if it was the correct. number cuz it sounded kind of fishy. >> No, but that same day, this whole day. was so funny. the same day. Every time. we get on a flight, whether Harper. actually has a window seat or not, she's. sitting in the window seat. And I have. seen multiple times now. >> Whoa. >> I have seen multiple times now. >> Hold on. >> Oh, big things are happening over there. Very big things. >> Bend that back in.

>> Well, you bent it out of shape. You. should have had the lid on. >> Oh, no. The lid. >> It's all right. >> It's a rectangle now. >> It's all right. Continue. Um, multiple. times she has taken Alex's window seat. and made him sit in the middle. >> Yeah. >> And Alex is a tall dude. >> Alex is like 6 feet. >> He's big. And Harper's just this tiny. girl that just like curls up in a ball. against the window. She goes she goes. unconscious for the whole flight. >> I'm not kidding. Her feet don't touch. the ground. Her whole her whole body's.

in the seat. >> Yeah. But we were dying. I was dying. this one specific day, the same day she. tried to call a private jet because she. starts texting me cuz this was the day. we had a horrible travel day where we. were like not taking off. She starts. texting me. She's like, "I'm freaking. out." And I'm like, "Why?" And she's. like, "Maverick smells like hot. Cheetos." And I was like, "Okay." And. she's like, "I'm going to throw up." And. then somebody sitting next to her in the. group chat, I think it was like you or. Pape, sends a picture. Harper's got the. vomit bag to her face and she's just. like. >> just like holding it there. And I was.

like, "Are are you okay?" And she was. like, "Maverick smells so bad. I'm gonna. have to move." And. >> I'm not sitting near her, by the way. I. might go two rows away. Here's a good. here's a good moment on. >> continue with my favorite part of the. story. >> And then she like never throws up. She. just sits there and she's like, "I'm. going to throw up." But what were you. going to say? >> Oh, I was just going to say that. Maverick has never ate a hot cheeto in. her life. And walking onto the plane, she's carrying a bag of hot Cheetos. She. was eating hot Cheetos and then she's. trying to she smelled like hot Cheetos. trying to blame it on me. She trying to.

blame her smelling on me two rows away. >> Wow. >> And then and then that same day cuz it. was a horrible travel day. We had been. at the airport for like over 12 hours. when we have to deboard our plane for. the third time and walk to a different. terminal in the airport. Harper's just. walking like this. She's like. >> what the. >> That's kind of accurate. It's actually. kind of accurate. It's a sad. >> She's like running into walls, >> hitting everything. >> Where are we? >> Well, remember when we.

>> People like get out of her way, too. They're just like. >> Yeah, it it's like a homeless addict. just coming at you, man. >> Were we in Philadelphia? >> One time. >> I was like, I hate. >> But y'all remember when we showed up to. like one of the last shows and in the. airport, Harper had her pants on. backwards in the airport and her mom was. like, it's been a rough day. I'm like, what? >> No. No. >> That the day didn't even start when you. put your pants on, though. We were in. this last uh show. We were in Cincy. >> and it was me and Kate and Harper and. her mom had left the the hotel the last. >> and we're walking out and we get on the.

sidewalk. Okay. It's like super busy. streets and the ground like the concrete. is dirty cuz there's homeless people and. stuff, you know? >> It's like not getting cleaned. >> Yeah. And Harper has one shoe on this. foot with a short sock and a long sock. on this leg with no shoe. And she's. walking like this. And her hair was like. pretend your hair is in a ponytail and. then you just yanked it really hard and. then dropped it. That's how her hair.

was. I have a picture. I can bump it up. >> You know, Kenzie, there's terms for. that. Called chopped. >> Chopped. >> It's called chopped. Chopped. >> Chopped. Oh, you said chop. >> Yeah. I was just giving, you know, you. know, young people. >> I know what chopped means. Definition. >> I don't think that's even really what. chopped means. >> What? >> Yeah. Chopped means like your hair's. chopped. >> It's more like a bad haircut. >> It's more than just your hair, I think. >> Well, your face can look. >> You could also just be chopped as a. human. You could be. >> Anyways, it was just so funny cuz we. were like, Harper, where's your shoe?

And she was like, "I don't know." And we. were like, "Is that the only shoes you. brought?" And she was like, "Yep." And. we were like, "What are you going to do. on stage?" She was like, "I don't know.". >> She was not worried about it. so. carefree. >> Rest in peace. >> No, she's alive. >> Y'all don't know that. We haven't talked. to her in at least a good two hours. Anything could have happened. >> Stop saying that. That's sad. >> I'm just saying. >> I do feel bad for her. The little girl. is going through a lot right now. >> Yeah. >> For her. Like I literally just called. her and I was like, "Hey, you coming on. the pot?" I was like, "Oh, I'm so. sorry.". >> Do you remember your first breakup,

Kate? >> Um, I would I Yes, my first breakup. But. I would say the pain that Harper is. probably feeling. >> is more comparable to the way I felt. about Cash. >> And like even though we never actually. broke up, but like the amount of times. we like called it off and stuff, >> you just hurt her a lot. >> Yeah. All the time. I. >> uh I don't like my name being in that. situation. >> Yeah. But no, I think I think I think we. should cut that. >> I think it's I think it's a number of.

things honestly. Like in reality, the. last few months, this specifically just. like how much we've been working and. traveling has been like very demanding. on all of us. >> I know what would cheer her up. I know. what would. Next time Harper comes on and there's no. memorial to be had. >> When Harper's here, we have Bobby Riz. sitting right next to her. >> That would make her happy. Hilarious. >> Bobby Riz can raise her up. That's what. we need. >> I'll cheer you up. >> Bobby Ryz, if you want to come on the. pod and cheer up Harper.

>> and rez her up. She could be your new. What does he call him? >> Huz. >> He She Well, Huz. >> What? >> Is that Is that appropriate? >> Yeah. >> Huz. You don't think HUS is appropriate? >> What does H mean, >> dude? That Kate is so Oh my gosh. Oh my. gosh. Kate, >> why do you think Bobby. I swear you just don't hang out with. people in real life? >> Anyways, don't people under rocks use? Bobby Riz. could come on and he could sit next to. Harper and Harper could be his Huzz and.

it would be Wait, no. Harper could be. his I don't know. >> Harper could be his harm would be his H. >> Yeah. And I don't know. I feel like that. would just be a great episode back. >> Why would you want to be anyone's Huz. >> Wait, is Tell me what Huzz actually. means. >> I feel like y'all are using it wrong. >> Exactly. >> If it's husband, why would Harper be his. husband? >> No, it's not. >> Uh, okay. I guess I actually don't know. what it means cuz yeah, husband wouldn't. make sense if he was walking around to. girls and he was like, "You want to be. my husband?".

>> I don't I knew the term and y'all. didn't. >> You're wrong. What does that mean then? >> But I will say this. Uh if if I can. change topics. Is that okay? Someone. else has a huz. What? >> Someone else has a new huz. You don't. even know what that word means. And I. would stop saying it. But but but we know something of what it. kind of implies. >> What? >> Well, it implies like a lover of sorts.

Implies like Yeah. You like that person, you know? >> Yeah, it does. That's what I That's what. it means. But that's just stupid. >> Wait, what does it mean? You looked it. up. >> Yeah. H U Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z. Z Z Z Z Z Z. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, we know how it's spelled. What. does it mean? >> But it just makes no sense. >> What makes no sense? >> So, what does it mean? >> Like how people used to say bae, they. don't say that anymore. They say Huz. >> Yeah, but bae makes sense because it. stands for before anyone else. Huzz is. just random. I thought bae was I thought. >> No, bae means before anyone else.

>> No, bae was short for baby. >> No, bae was before. anyone else. You're my bae. You are. before anyone else. >> Never heard of that in my life. >> Well, y'all know. >> Also, me and Cash didn't we weren't. great at spelling. So, >> yeah. >> Yeah. >> How do you think you spell bae? B A. before anyone else. >> You guys think just cuz you added an add. that means it's true. >> Okay. See, they think we're bad at. spelling, but I'm pretty sure B A. [Applause]. mean.

>> b A does not spelled before anyone else. >> It does. >> No, it spells bay. Anyone? >> We didn't say it's spelled before anyone. else. >> You take the first letter before and the. second letter. Do you know that acronyms. have dots in between them? >> Hey y'all into the nitty-gritty bae like. a word. >> Guys, >> too much nitty-gritty going on. >> We're missing the point of the episode. The point of the episode is that I. really. >> The point of the episode is I have an. idea. >> Okay. Well, I have a great topic about. huz and bays.

>> I have an idea. This topic, my Okay, continue then. If it's about huzes and. bays, I won't change the topic. >> No, I do hes and bass. I got a great. topic. >> Okay, but. >> let's go h. >> But my topic is probably going to really. derail us onto a whole new adventure. Trust me. topic. My topic might get cut. It's so. crazy topic. >> Yeah. Really? >> No. >> I meant Tell me more. >> Um, so here's what I was wondering the. other day. >> Women live longer than men. >> Uh-huh. But I I looked it up. >> Also, I find that highly sexist. >> Yeah. And me, too. They live longer than.

women. >> I'm I respect women, but I want to live, too. >> So, women live longer than men by about. like I don't know 10 years or so. >> Y'all, that's selfish. You taking 10. years of our life to add yours. We could. split it right in the middle. 5 years. I. was thinking I like being a man, >> right? I enjoy it. >> Maybe when I'm like 70 and then die. around 74. [Laughter]. >> My conversation. >> Husbands and bays. >> I think I can get an extra 10 years. That's all I'm saying.

>> Okay, Cash. What's your. >> My husband's and bays combo is uh there. is a new person that has a huz or a bae. and it's Alex. Alex, talk about your H. >> I think we should bring Alex on and he. should talk about his hus, his new hus, his new bae, whatever term he would like. to use. >> Come on. >> What would you like to What would you. miss a body? You might as well. >> Let's get this right out of here. >> Don't disrespect Harper. Put her in. between us. >> Yeah, I'll take her. Wait, I'll take. I'll be gentle. >> No, you already you already hurt Harper.

>> Be trusted with Harper's life. We can't. let her get hurt by another man. >> Ashes. Let me just No, we are not. letting her get touched. >> Too much chaos. Give me the memorial. >> Okay. How about this? >> What's happening back here? >> Everyone, put down Harper. Put her down. >> Give me the memorial. >> She She's okay there. She's okay. >> I want the memorial. >> No, she's fine. >> Can I just have the memorial, please? >> Okay. Give him Give him the huzz. >> Give me the memorial. >> No. >> Give him the little h. >> You have to say, "Okay, I'll give it to. you if you say Harper is better at me in.

all aspects of life.". >> See, what type of degration is that? >> That's messed up. >> That had nothing to do with your sex. Oh my god. Don't. >> Oh, you broke her. >> Okay. Don't put her in the garage. >> Just like that, she's forgotten. >> Horrible. No, her flame lives on. >> I'm sorry. >> Horrible. >> The flame.

>> Can I see my. >> That's disrespectful. This was a joke, but the flame just can't be reit. >> It can. Give me the lighter. Yeah. Can I. >> Don't tase yourself. >> Can we see our Harper? >> I'm putting Harper right here. >> Can Can we see her? Harper would want to. be with us. >> Whoa. Okay. Put Harper over there. >> Yeah. Harper wants to be with me. >> We got questions for you, Alex. >> Um, >> what advice would you give Harper in in. her situation? >> I don't I don't want to know the answer.

>> No, >> I No, not yet. It's Harper's business. Um, No, let's get into Let's start. Let's. talk about everything that happened. Don't touch anything. Please don't touch. anything. I think. it's on. It's on. I already looked. I. already looked. >> Okay. Alex, wait. Before we get into. anything, what are you playing with over. there? >> Oh, lols slime.com. >> I don't know why. slime. That's Alex's favorite. >> I don't even know how to see the mics. are on. I don't know why we even went.

over there. >> That's the only nonf false. >> we need to talk about. I'll be honest, this episode we've been. kind of beating around the bush. We. >> I don't like that term. >> Me neither. >> It's kind of weird. I. >> What do you mean you're beating around. the bush? >> I can tell you about it later. Okay, listen. So, I think personally. >> Mhm. >> we need to get in to everything that has. been going on with Harper and just put. it let everybody know the answers. >> It's not here. We can't do that. >> But that's why we should do it behind. her back. I think we should talk about. all of.

>> you know that this is a public podcast. that she can watch thousands and. thousands. You think Harper would watch. her own memorial? >> No, >> Harper. I don't think she will, honestly. >> Yeah. No, she won't. So, let's just go. ahead and tell everybody what happened. >> I'm sorry. I'm really just clip farming. at this point. >> Okay. I want to talk about Alex's HU. >> Yeah. Let's actually get into the combo. here. Alex has a new huz, a new bae, some may say. >> Wait, what would you like to call this. person? >> Huzz. >> I think she'd be offended to find out. that you were referring to her as your.

husb seems more degrading than Bae. I. don't know why it's just like you my. hug. >> There's a lot of people. >> Ba is cringey. Ba is cringy. >> A lot of people have been online waiting. for this day. >> My little boo thing. >> No, booang is. >> I mean it's Halloween time. Say uh what. are your other names? My my little. darling. >> What type of. >> So redneck. >> I'm giving you options here. >> You can say my baby girl. >> He probably does say that.

>> Alex. Alex. We got one. >> really really tough question for you. Huh? >> Wait, I want to know what he calls her. >> Oh, you don't call her anything else. Just her name. >> Good for you. Don't say any of the other. names. They're really. >> remember you have. >> the right. >> to. >> remain silent. >> Remain silent or use your second. amendment. >> That No, don't shoot. Don't show. >> Okay. U first amendment right to remain. silent. >> No. >> No. >> What's the first? Freedom of speech.

Which way? That's kind of contradicting. Wait, I guess you had the freedom to. remain silent. >> Yeah. Well, you can you can plead the. fifth on this one if you'd like. >> It's the fifth amendment. >> Yes. >> Is it really? >> Yes. >> Oh, it's called ple the fifth. >> Yeah. The fifth amendment. >> So, you can plead the fifth if you'd. like. How long you been here? >> Before we ask the question, I had such a. funny thing. >> Yo. >> Oh, Harper's playing with LOL. >> Podcast is going everywhere. Every Oh, no. >> No, no, no, no. Hold on. Y'all are y'all.

are going to lose this. I promise you. >> Rest in peace, Harper. >> What do you What do you mean? >> Rest in peace. This podcast. >> ten amendments. >> Campfire one. That one's. >> commandments. No, 10 amendments. >> Amendments. >> Wait, what? What were we just. >> the constitution? >> There's more than. >> a bill of rights. What are you trying to. find here? >> What is that called? If I looked up. what's. >> the Constitution? >> Third Amendment. >> I have them right here. >> No, no, no, no. What do y'all think the. Constitution is?

>> Hold on here. >> Wait, do y'all know the difference. between the Bill of Rights and the. Constitution? >> Does anyone here? >> This is so funny. Listen, >> it's might not be as funny now. It might. be like one of those things. If I had. have been one of those things you had to. see the video for. >> I can't Oh, no. >> But I saw this video. >> Hand and that's not the move. >> Two hands has to be used for a slime. >> What are you saying? I'm sorry. What was that? Wait, listen. no listen listen. The first uh I saw.

this video was like POV you were alive. 200 years ago or whatever and you were. writing the the constitution and it was. like first amendment freedom of speech. and it was like anyone else. >> that's not the constitution. What the amendments? That's what I. rights. >> The bill of rights. It was like bov you. were alive 200 something years ago and. you were writing the bill of rights and. it was like the first guy uh freedom of. speech. They're like that's a good one. That's a good one. And then it was like. um right to be bare arms. They're like I. like that. I like that. And they were.

like nobody can live in my house. What? Put that down. No soldiers in my house. >> What is that? The third one. >> No one's allowed to live with me. >> I honestly don't know all of them. >> That's the third one. No sir, no soldier. shall in time in time of peace be. quartered in any house without the. owner's consent. And they were like, "Somebody was really. geeking out about that." They were like, "That should be number three. No. soldiers living with me.". >> All right. Do you think this is really. funny?

>> I don't think I thought it was a Tik. Tok. >> Okay. >> I don't I don't think Do you understand. what that really means? What. >> I know what the Constitution is. >> No one asked that. Okay. >> I want to talk about. >> Oh, yeah. October. >> First off, if you could flex like that, what is the Constitution? We the people in order to form a more. perfect union, establish justice, just. justice, ensure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense. >> Yeah. No, you don't got to prove. yourself. Actually, I don't think. anybody know. >> No, please continue reading the.

Declaration of Independence, not the. Constitution. >> Wait, Kate, did you get those letters in. the mail when you were younger from. >> How many things did they write? >> A lot. >> A lot. >> Declaration, Independence, amendments. >> At least three of them. >> Wow. What was your significant question? >> What happened in 177? No, I'm kidding. >> You had a giant one for Al. >> Oh, have you. kissed your husb.

>> spicy? Somebody say like about spicy. >> Okay, I have a follow-up question. >> Okay, >> follow up. >> How was it? >> One out of 10. A 10. >> You gave her a 10. >> Good answer. He's on the public. >> Would she give you a 10? Is the real. >> Call her up. >> I don't know. You'll never know. >> Call her up. Let's ask. >> No. >> She's at work. >> Okay. We need to We need to um despise a. plan to get her phone number.

>> We need to get the Huz oursel. Find it. out. >> Is uh is she older than you? >> Wait, just call her place of work. You. have the phone number. You do have that. >> Yeah. It was crazy enough. I I found. where she worked. >> Yeah. No, he tried to stalk her. Yeah, Matt tried to find Alex was hiding her. from us. Y I have a crazy story about. this crazy story. >> Alex is a man of few words. >> Alex was like, "Hey, uh I I'll tell. y'all her name." And he told us her name. and then Mav calls and Alex weeks go by.

>> Yeah. >> No, not weeks go by. It was like three. days and he's already geeking out trying. to call every place in the vicinity. >> And Alex was like, "Okay, she's a. waitress and I'll tell you her name. That's all I'm telling you. She's a. waitress and here's her name. We'll call. her Megan. >> Megan. >> Yes. Anyways, Mav was like, "Okay, she's. a waitress and her name is Megan. I will. find her." So, Maverick calls every. restaurant in around our area. Hello. Does Megan work there? And they're like, "Uh, no, no, no, no, no." And then one.

of them was like, "Megin works here.". And he was like, "hm, that could be her. I don't think so." And then one he picks. up and was like, "Does Maggie work. there?" and they're like, "We're not. allowed to give out that information.". And M was like, "Gotcha, bingo, gotcha.". And he actually was right. But anyway, last week me and him went out to dinner. after church and me and Matt were at. dinner and we heard a name. That was our. waitress. >> That was our waitress. And I was like. Matt was like, I think I called about. her once.

I was like, that's that's creepy. >> That's really creepy. >> That's crazy. >> Yeah, she she definitely got there cuz I. was telling him I was like, I'm just her. cous, you know? I'm just I just needed. to know like when she gets over so I can. pick her up. >> No, what's crazy is Alex had started. dating his huz or saying his hus or. whatever he was doing with his huz. >> Can we call her something else? It. sounds like you're saying husband. >> Well, he was he was he was seeing the. girl for months before he told any of us. until one day we all took a family trip.

to the mall and we were at the mall and. we were closing the mall down. You know, we had been there a while and he's like, "Hey, I got to get out of here." We were. like, "Alex, where the heck are you. going?" Like, "What? Shut up. You don't. have to be nowhere." And he's like, "I. got a movie I got to make." And we were. like, >> "A movie?". >> Yeah. >> Keep in mind, we had invited him to a. movie the week before and he said, "No.". >> He wouldn't go to the movies with us. >> I already saw the movie. >> Yeah. Well, then we didn't know you. already saw the movie cuz we didn't know. you went to the movies. >> because he was lying. >> I wasn't lying. He was never asked what. I was doing. >> Uh,

>> yeah. Well, then. >> he's still fishy. Then we finally asked. and we found out Alex had been seeing. this girl and we had not known of her. And then he was being all secretive. because he knew M would stalk her. >> and he did. >> I was right to be suspicious. >> He didn't think I'd stalk her. >> I did. And you caught her. You caught. every restaurant. That was after weeks. >> That was not weeks. >> Yes, it was. >> No, because Alex didn't tell us anything. after we found out he had been seeing. her. He didn't tell us anything for like. another few weeks. And then after the. few weeks, we kept bugging him and we.

were like, "Alex, tell us something.". And that's when he told us her name and. that she was a racist. >> And he said, "I will tell you if you're. right. You can guess as many restaurants. as you want.". >> Yeah. Yeah. I didn't tell you. >> And guess what? He lied. >> I did. >> So get off the podcast, you liar. What? Yeah. No more red head. >> We got rid of two red heads in one day. >> Oh, yeah. I'm Harper. >> She is Harper. Do you see the red hair? >> Harper. >> Wait, I have to know the full story. >> What? Did you do that or did she do. that? >> She did that.

>> Okay. She just randomly was like, "Hey, let's color your hair.". >> No, I wanted to, but she didn't. >> So, you randomly said. >> backtracking. >> No, she did it, but I wanted to. >> You randomly said, "Hey, you want to. color my hair?". >> You like consented to it? You mean you. were like. >> It was like a mutual conversation. >> I asked. >> What made you do that? >> I don't know. Honestly, everyone was. gone. Why are you talking about it like. it's a bad decision? >> No, I'm just It's way out of the box for. Alex. Alex was in like some sort of. midlife crisis cuz we had all been gone. Everyone was gone. No one was my house. Y'all's house for like a week and a.

half. I was stressing out. There was. nothing to do. >> Like if Cash came back with red hair, it'd be like, "Well, that's. interesting." But I expect Cash to do. that. >> If Kate left the house for like two. weeks, Cash would do something crazy. >> No. All of the guys kind of lose it. whenever people aren't around. But like. like when when when uh frick, don't clip. me for stuttering. Um, anyways, uh, this. last weekend when Kinsey went out of. town for like two nights and Matt was. here by himself, like he was like, "We.

got to go do something. We got to go do. something.". >> A. >> Yeah. Alex, what's your favorite memory. with Harper? >> Probably every single time she took your. window seat on the plane, >> he had a crazy. I literally walked into. the seat and she was just there. I was. like, >> she was already asleep, though. >> Do I say anything? >> There was one time. >> She kind of looks like she'll bite you, huh? I need to see if I can find the video on. my phone, but I have a video where I. thought you were sitting behind me and I. took a clip of me and Mav and I went. like this and I was like, "Oh, where.

where's Alex's head?" And I kept going. and I was at the middle of the seat and. you still weren't there. I was like, "Well, this is really odd." And I. finally get like this and Harper's. literally in a ball on the I'm like, "How does one's body do. in that airplane seat?". >> Well, outside of that, what is your. favorite memory of Harper? >> You give me a second. >> Okay. One, two. No, I can't laugh that hard at. that. >> I think this might be bad to bring up, but I feel like my f like looking back. was funny is when everyone flamed Cash.

for asking her what she sees. I. >> Yeah, that was funny. >> That's what That's your moment. You. picked. >> It's kind of funny. >> the mental health episode. That's. >> not a horrible human being. To give. context to that story, Harper was like, "I see things." Like, "I have mental. health issues. I see things." I was. like, "Well, what do you see?". >> Not her specific and. >> more Kate's reaction to you saying that. >> Yeah. Kate was like, "You cannot ask. people what they see." I was like, "Why. not? I want to know.".

>> I feel like Harper said something out of. pocket to you one time that I remember. and we were all like, Harper, what did. she say? >> Yes. >> Oh, yeah. I can't We can't say that, I. don't think. Ah, wait. Tell what she. said. We'll believe it if we can't. No, I think she asked if I was gay. >> What did she do? She was like, "Are you. gay?". >> Oh, we don't got to believe that. No, that's probably fun. >> And now you got the hug. >> Did she ask you that on the podcast? >> No, I don't think I don't actually. remember. >> No, that was definitely Harper just like. casually being like, "So, are you gay?". Like, >> she's like, "You never had a. girlfriend?" I don't know. She's.

curious. >> She's so crazy. Oh, I miss her. You'll. be back soon. >> Oh, there we go. >> Okay. >> Think we're all family right here. This is just this is the family podcast. tonight. That is crazy thing. We are all. related. >> We are family. >> If. >> Well, never mind. I won't say that. >> No, don't. >> Oh, what? >> Nothing. >> Oh, yeah. Don't say that. >> What were you about? >> I know what he was about to say. Don't. >> Was he about to say the thing? >> Yes. >> He He's obsessed with that thing. >> Yeah, he is. He's so weird.

>> What thing? >> The thing? >> Oh, you're obsessed with the thing. >> Hey, you have to share with the. audience. What's the thing? >> Wait. Okay. Okay. Wait. Wait. I think. it's time to end the thing. >> Yeah. >> All right. Goodbye. Five.