Harper’s Quitting Social Media!
are we going to talk about how Harper is. quitting social media it just really. hard for. me oh my gosh we all want to hear about. my birthday yes yes but don't tell the. one story are you sure I should have if. someone's watching we're going to get in. big trouble so we decide you know what. screw this we're going to go to the. marina where all of the boats are. there's a boat there and for some reason. the keys were just sitting on the seat. so we hop in the boat we're like well. let's just go out for like a minute it. was a nice little wake boat we saw the. Wake board like.
like so we hopped in the boat no she. literally boat jacked. [Music]. it all right welcome back to the podcast. guys um today we are going to be talking. about Harper's homelessness um Kate's uh. struggle I'm with my girls embarass cou. I'm on the blue couch with my girls what. the and that's why Kate gets publicly. embarrassed that one uh no for real guys. to I don't know what we're going to talk.
about but things are going to be talked. about that are going to be intense hey. did you guys notice that we're actually. in different seats today o yeah I'm. sitting in Harper's spot I'm sitting in. keny's spot I'm sitting in M's spot and. that you're watching Disney Channel. welcome what well see we thought it'd be. nice to like switch things up don't. start talking like Harper well I feel. like I have to no we switched seats not. personalities yeah yeah you don't see me.
trying to kiss dead Gerald over there. hey hey Harper wait what the. wait have you seen those hobby horse. videos I didn't know it make noises have. you seen. them oh it's see how high that horse can. jump is. n what' you say oh is this the loud mic. wa that usually my mic yeah yeah we give. Kate the loud mic or the quiet mic. normally um and unfortunately now I have. the loud mic I'll back it up oh about.
way too quiet how high can that horse. jump is that better yeah I want to see. you jumping on that horse well I want to. tell everyone that when we were kiny and. I got that because cash needed Gerald. but Gerald wasn't there so we went and. we got Gerald's hotter younger sister. Cheryl younger I think she. was Cheryl I knew her name was cherl hey. can you jump with Cheryl real quick yeah. I can jump with cheral um but in case. you guys didn't notice I brought back. the outfit from the music video no. nobody noticed that was just what you.
wear on the daily to be honest oh yeah. you look the same actually yeah well. yeah I can do some jumps for you m will. you be my. hurdle what the I'll be your hurdle okay. hle what the I'm going to. break all right guys oh no I don't know. if you guys have ever seen the um what. the so tall yeah why is so what the I. don't know if I can jump that high was. it really are you mocking me what the. that was crazy really that was are.
crazy so imagine like a turtle but even. more Arch a turtle you ever seen the. Louis Louisville Arch you you ever seen. what's it called the arch the arch at. Louisville Louisville Louisville yes. yeah the Gateway Arch you look like the. Gateway. Arch yeah what the okay that's likeing. something I don't know no okay do the. other one do the other one how about you. just get in your chair I don't there we. go all right here we go she reminds me.
of the Cyber truck I'm get I'm. getting which direction are you going to. be yeah what he's going to do a little. turn Okay gety up horsey turn go to town. okay right turn too far the other way. there you go that's. it this is going I'm scared I'm so. scared he's powering okay. W that was good that was really good. that was good.
woo you know in Disney Channel they have. like the crowd Applause after. something it felt like wow that was. really good you should was I a good you. should compete yeah you guys you guys. are there actually comps for this yeah. and if you compete in those comps good. for. you yo yo I just didn't know yo what. should I go compete in one of the cops. you should go compete if there one in. Dallas you need to sign up I don't know. if youall have seen them but there's. competitions where people ride around on. stick horses like i l literally just did.
and they like breath it's like a. competition like they actually rank it. yeah how embarrassing I don't know if. I'm fit for the competition I was made. to be a hurdle that was my that is my. calling on this Earth is be a hurdle. y'all I I actually want to go ENT one of. those competitions now in this fit and. just be like cuz they wear proper fits. like actual horse riding fits so serious. so yeah no no there I'm so serious this. is thing hey pop up pop up a clip from. just anything of that usually for like.
six-year-old girls no it's it's like but. people have started just now now older. people are doing it it's like laring but. instead yeah was more like six-year-old. girls at the State Fair could run around. on the hobby horse and compete yeah but. now it's like people take it like. seriously now they actually do it what. why the freak are y'all talking about it. bad I'm not I'm right here no I wasn't. talking about it bad I was just saying. what what it is so you think it's cool I. think it's really cool I think that I. think that how cool do you think it is I. think it's so cool because.
um when people why are you looking at me. like that I just wondering how cool you. think it is no okay because there are. people that want to do horseback riding. and stuff but a horse is a lot of money. these are at. Walmart accessible to almost anybody so. I do think it's cool that if you can't. can't do horseback riding you can do. that okay but you guys got to listen to. how they write about these things in the. Sports magazine Pablo and fire nuts. breezed through the rest of the course. with minimal to moderate galloping.
questioning their riding technique and. possibly just considering it running. with a horse head but after 48 blazing. seconds the two cross the line to a. roaring crowd it's a race yeah oh or. it's like a competition I think too if. there's a race one I'm entering that for. sure I think it's a race but they also. critique your writing style yeah it's. like they critique your form yeah they. I'm not even kidding they actually walk. like. this High stepping that's weird I don't. like found a competition nearby have you.
ever seen the horses that do high. stepping train oh yeah they look so. goofy when they walk the horses they. look so proper it's like they're scared. to get their feet dirty yeah like Kate. as a horse literally me as a horse yeah. no if we can find one of these. competitions guys I'm going to go enter. and I'm going to come in at least top. three I think are you going to enter. with that horse or you going to go. probably this one definitely this one. you don't want to go with Gerald no. Gerald's dead look at him look what yall. did to him literally look at him look at. him right there actually you can. actually barely even look at him because.
he's not even there you should have a. funeral service for him oh we should we. should death burying Gerald we can oh go. we can get we can get something okay the. good news is it's only $5 per class to. learn how to do this there's up yep. people are paying and it's also a $5. entrance fee for the general public so. we are going to have to pay to go watch. him holy cow they're going to make $25. off all us Harper can you can you spot. 20 bucks for us the only problem is. which this makes sense it would be here.
is it's in altmont Michigan oh that. would be in Michigan I'll I'll buy the. plane tickets michig or we can ride our. horses up there honestly yeah we can. just ride yeah y'all want to ride with. me I got two more horses yeah we canit. two on each horse y'all want me to go. get my other horses no well we can fit. two in each horse too remember oh yes. you can ride on the back of my horse and. KY can ride on the back of yours and. haror can have I'm going to go get the. horses I have too no go we're not. readying the horses right I was just. ending it on sorry I shouldn't have.
encouraged that you guys well you're 20. years old you're 15 years old what I. can't believe it you're growing yeah. we're not we're not riding horses spping. through my. [Music]. all okay well that's not yeah no just. I'm going to why don't you post on Tik. Tok you know I think that Kate has. volunteered to help me I actually have. we can make some Tik Tok if you want.
okay so y'all be looking for that coming. soon she a never posted. okay all right so this one is mine which. one's mine this one's mine Kate can. right in the back of it um now one of. you can have Sparky dibs on. Sparky we already named them oh well. that's too bad because they already have. names so there's sparky and Flash well. we Nam themal and Lal now flash is the. slowest daral and Lal Harold.
and Lal and well it's not it's not their. names oh so why didn't you name Gerald. Sparky and Flash so who wants didn't r. with Gerald okay I don't think they're. paying attention no we are we are we got. cherl SP flash flash is the slowest even. though his name is Flash um that's kind. of why his name is Flash um so Harper or. mavin Kinzie who wants flash I'll take. flash I don't care just give me one okay. oh you get Sparky this is such a. beautiful horse okay now we're going to. run what the fre.
mck we're not going to get to Michigan. now and I'm. sorry I'm sorry I'll doctor him back. up yeah um well can we cash that's. fine that's fine you'll get to Michigan. twice as. fast yeah you got two horses twoes. injured you know that's fine if you want. to be like that what the but just know.
his head off lash yeah likes. Revenge oh no what the what the what. does that mean the spash got a butt to P. out of his pants this. is Sor cash can me and you practice. riding the horse together how we're. going to make it all the way up to. Michigan yeah I want to see y'all ride. the horse together okay. okay oh no he's actually breaking now. flashes head is broken okay everybody.
ride your horse map please don't break. him anymore everybody ride your horse. what the this horse is done though all. right come on he can't make it he's not. going to make the trip no he's just got. a crink in his neck he's. fine he's got aink in his neck he's fine. no let go I just want to make sure he. can stand cuz just put him back together. put the wood back together everybody. we're not we're not riding hob. horses bro I'm go okay just so everyone. knows I'm only doing this to entertain. the the 5-year-old that's here okay the.
over inflated 5-year-old there's no. 5-year-old s up you sure about that all. right come on guys uh I mean okay all. right everybody up come on I don't know. why all right okay on the back she's on. the. back oh wait oh. yeah okay no no no this whole thing. going look crazy no no no no here we go. let's go. to.
[Applause]. Michigan. oh wait wait Hop On Hop on all right. we're headed to. Michigan what that we're in. Ohio do you know how goes Kentucky okay. you don't know how the map is lat on bye. New Jersey what the oh we're at Michigan. where are you guys at we're still here I. can still hear you. though wowow that was that was something. I can tell you that a fun ride thanks.
guys fun ride do you why you got to be. like that I just wish Sparky would have. made the. trip seriously why do you got to be like. that why can't you just participate. participate yeah you don't participate. also the mic is just covering your whole. face also with your hat homie talks like. this don't worry I got you Maverick okay. that was weird please don't do that. again never do that. again um yeah why can't you just. participate in the things that I try to. do I try to make this podcast fun and. and you're not being fun I'm I'm I reget. my decision and I'm sorry okay do it now. well not that much please ride flash.
maybe You' cheer him up all right ride. flash by. yourself come on here let's see oops. ride Cowboy I. [Music]. don't stop stop just stop just go sit. down just no okay anyways I'll take the. horses now Harper give me the horse no. no give me the horse please no I can.
okay I flashes into it flash is not. VI okay okay okay okay um anyways that's. enough of. flash I don't understand flash is bad. all right so you know what it looks like. Oh no I got my makeup all over okay um. so why the heck is your makeup all over. Sparky CU we had a moment earlier okay. what the a moment did you have with.
Sparky I need to know what my moment. with flash look okay no. anyways it was not good wait what so. terrible hey I got what were you guys. talking about before I came up here with. the horses oh we were talking about how. Kinsey doesn't post on Tik Tok at all. yeah why done that she she's actually. never posted a Tik Tok never have I ever. I understand nope are you what do you. mean quit she's quitting social media. already I I will soon post a Tik Tok I'm.
just not very good at it alone I can do. it with Maverick. so some motivation taking it upon myself. to make to make some videos with Kenzie. to teach her the way of Tik Tok the way. look like honestly Tik Tok the way this. is how you do it it is the way you just. have to find I actually hey Harper your. mic's pointed down I actually um was. thinking yeah I see a lot of people on.
my you what I see a lot of okay you you. almost got there Kate you're you're so. close you got it Kate I'm sorry sorry no. it's okay it's okay keep going okay I. see a lot of people on Tik Tok that are. like pretty much no they're like I want. to start posting Tik toks and do it like. as a job or get like brand deals and. stuff yeah and I think we should just. help those people out so wait wait wait. wait hold on wait say that one more time.
I was not listening everyone I've just. see for some reason my for page is full. of people that want to become like Tik. Tok famous I agree so you should teach. everyone how to make a Tik Tok for the. first time with Kenzie right now okay. right now yes Ken's first Tik Tok keny's. first Tik Tok actually going to post it. yep yeah yeah yep wait and I'm and we're. all going to be riding horses on it what. that's what we're going to do I don't. think that's necessary yes Sparky's not. into it we already give me your. phone no can you ever give me. can you have her give me the phone Ken.
keny you got to give your phone it's. almost dead no we got charger it's. almost dead we got Char 1% actually it's. on what well while we while we while we. that baby while we charge her phone why. don't we all go around and give our best. piece of advice to someone that is an. aspiring Tik tocker cash you have the. most followers so you can. start about time I get some respect. around here but who's the least fallen. off me true she hasn't started yeah she. hasn't started uh.
okay piece of advice to be Tik Tok. famous like. me so humble so kind musically famous is. keyword to not listen to your haters so. anybody over there don't listen to any. of them they'll tell you cash riding a. horse is weird cash don't do that cash. you're being annoying yeah no cash give. me my shoe back no cash don't do that. you can't pee there um but let me tell.
you you be you yeah okay. next M you are the next most followed. next piece of advice one piece of advice. got me started and kept me going live. musically mhm inspirational that one was. inspirational if y'all don't get that. yeah I don't know what to say you're not. count for the job no you actually have. to give up all sense of of Pride. anything that you care about just give. it up because you're you're going to. have to embarrass yourself a lot what.
that's literally not what I said I have. all of that I have not lost one out of. respect for myself no you're going to. you have to give up all respect for. yourself no I have all respect for. myself no no he doesn't okay I think a. lot of people have respect for me self. resect out the window no I have it in my. window listen to nobody Harper you can't. just copy mine no no I'm saying I'm. saying she cop I'm cop I'm going over. what we've gone through so far find. something unique about yourself mine was.
being weird and um it worked and it. worked and it it did and I you know some. people go to school and they get bullied. for things like that but and some people. everybody stop touching your mics sorry. I just keep hitting myself I don't like. this mic just keep being yourself. seriously and I know it's a little hard. oh oops cuz sometimes. you you get bullied yeah and and you. know it's fine you just cry yourself to. sleep yeah but then but then but then. it's better and then you make money and.
stuff and I don't know and then it's. better right after you cry yourself to. sleep after you cry yourself to sleep. and then you like look at your bank. account you're like oh actually it's not. what the yeah how much money's in your. bank account uh hard for I see her she. got like at least $12 yeah I at least. like1 she she got enough for that a Ford. trip that's for sure oh yeah. anyway my piece of. advice people ask. Kate how did you start doing Tik Tok how. did you get 2.6 million this is going to. be good advice how did you do that my.
biggest piece of advice is find someone. that already has 18 million followers. dang you took mine life hack problem. solved instantly boom followers. followers followers followers life on. easy mode so also thank You' I hit 5. million follow I've never felt so. used I feel like a two well a two yeah a. two like you just feel used like a like. a t p in the trash Oh you can also did.
can we B that one can we leave it. please who who edits the this can we no. don't cut that don't cut that that's. funny no no bleeping you're not going to. let me cut that no dude I started to get. graphic I was going to be like. a oh my gosh. stop hey as Kate always says it's a.
normal bodily function she does say that. and she says it's not a weird topic you. share bodily functions though you don't. share the you're not supposed to share. the. graphics since we're on the topic I have. a message every single woman in the. world that uses products tampons no not. just that not just that listen pads all. of the above listen when you are in a. public prodcts feminine products when.
you are in a public. bathroom wrap it up in a piece of toilet. paper why not the W the P I'm tired of. seeing them the used ones okay what the. wrap them up in a piece of toilet paper. it's just common courtesy I'm not going. to lie I've made my whole life without. seeing one of those and I'm I don't want. to ever see one it's cuz you have a wife. that has a little bit of respect for. everyone else that's going to use the. bathroom after her I'm never going in a. women's bathroom because I'm terrified. I'll see one I'm not seeing one and.
because he's a man he's not going. to I mean these days no just to. clarify I just I thought it was like a. universal thing that like you know you. wrap it up in a little piece of toilet. paper and drop it in the bin but. apparently not I have learned that not. everyone was taught to do that it's okay. in men's bathroom I swear sometimes they. try to pee everywhere but in the toilet. like I'm not even kidding they go around. the rim of the toilet and they just pee. on all of it yeah bad happens e so so I. heard that you did something funny on.
your birthday can you please tell me. about it wait before we get to the. birthday the phone's at 5% you think. that's good enough oh to film on Tik Tok. wait let it feel a second before we talk. about that Harper are are we going to. talk about how Harper is quitting social. media no Harper not while I'm getting. started yeah we did just talk about how. to get all your followers and now she's. going to drop it I actually did just hit. 5 million followers thank You' all so. much um and she's done that was her life. goal yeah no actually my life goal is 10. mil so I can beat Maverick or what's. your I'm at 13 so 14 mil yeah but.
remember you said you're quitting yeah I. don't know I don't know guys I'm sorry. it just really hard for me okay it's. hard it's okay it really hurts mic I. think that's helping I got now and like. it's fine you can just take my account. keny it's whatever um your fans would. enjoy me as much as say thank you say. thank you oh thank you. and and yeah yeah I literally now keep.
going Harper you got this yeah I like. where you giving the account to Kenzie. come. ony KY ask for the passwords one two. three no practically no no okay anyways. guys yeah I'm not I don't I mean like. I'm scared to post on Instagram and. stuff I don't even I mean I have gotten. followers from Instagram like from. posting reals and stuff stuff and that's. pretty cool like it's awesome I think I.
think I know the problem the problem is. as Harper mentioned before is this too. high no you're fine okay as Harper had. mentioned before she is in a public. school and Instagram is a bit formal. when you're still in public school okay. so that's the problem is she she she. wants to post her cute little vacation. pic for from Italy and from her ski. trips and have cutie little captions. like love my girls um because that's. what you do in high school no she. doesn't no wants I do Harper told me she.
love my girls love my girls or like love. hanging with them or love hanging with. girls or like like like like when it's. your birthday um f cheers to 16 years or. like or like or like new chapter 14 or. chapter chapter 16 16 yeah yeah so you. can't you unfortunately though when you. have a lot of followers uh you need to. not do that because what happens is you. work so so so so so hard on your Tik. toks and you don't post them to. Instagram so everyone else does and all. those people profit off of the videos.
that you make yeah we we've tried to get. Harper to post her I don't profit off of. Instagram cuz you don't post actually no. one really profits off there I'm not. going to Instagram can you set up I beg. to differ I beg to differ you make like. $200 a month I still make money off of. it yeah I mean I mean I. guess thank you thank you okay makes. about 40 50 bucks a week actually the. Real's bonuses have been doing kind of. good what for me me the last couple.
weeks like I can make money he like. actually since I'm not 18 I can't make. money off of Instagram no but seriously. I'm like Harper you got to start posting. on Instagram she's like no I think I'm. just going to quit look this got 5.6. million views exactly and someone would. have taken that. video instead quit now 1.1 million 7.5. 7.5 million views wait has she been. deleting. reals are you actually deleting content. have you been deleting reals Harper. you're deleting your content no you.
can't do that why why why would you. delete that yes she has like 12 reals up. yeah that's only I've only put up 12. reals oh wait why why are you deleting. your post because I'm embarrassed of. some Harper why are you embarass me in. it what yes kind of no you're so. embarrassed that you get 7.5 5.6. millions and millions of view you don't. understand nobody will understand I do. understand Harper I was I Dr I was quite.
literally in public school as well oh. it's so cute thank you it was for a. Mother's Day post but everybody bashed. me because I didn't put I put my mom at. the end of the post. what yeah sorry Mom I didn't mean to do. that I it was all about me I guess it's. a Harper show it's the har show no no. one of my friends was like um said that. I make everything about myself mhm I'm. sorry I didn't mean that I didn't I mean. youed changed the name of the podcast. Harper's podcast I did it's okay it.
happens like I mean yeah when you made a. whole new logo called Harper podcast. going to be crazy we should do one. episode called Harper's podcast Harper's. pod one day Harper is gonna is gonna. like grow out of that and she's not. going to care about Instagram yeah not. not about Instagram she's not going to. care that the people the 16-year-old she. goes to school with make fun of her I. know cuz cuz it happened to me I was so. I was like oh man these kids at school. are so cool I just want to be just like. them yeah instead I have to have a.
boyfriend with 18 million followers on. Tik Tok that sounded like the South. part what yeah that was literally how I. live my life I was like man like I I. didn't know I was such a burden Kate no. I literally when I was when I was 16 I. just wanted to be like all of the cool. kids at school no this was K. 16 I'm so sad yeah I was so sad because. I just want to lay in my room and cry I. was because I went to public school. that's why I was sad because I I did Tik. Tok and I did Public School the two and.
two don't mix together and I am so sorry. do any of y think you will eventually. quit social media maybe no and be a. famous singer no you but then you'd. probably still be on it I mean like. delete social media not delete but I may. come to a point where I'm like hey these. videos will live on forever y'all can. watch them but I'm out. peace that is such a MAV thing to do. it's so MAV that's so it's possible when. I'm like 35. 40 I I don't know like I feel it'd be. kind of weird if I may like I may like.
take a young guy that's like 18 19 that. wants to do it and just like like manage. him and just you know help him pursue. his dreams Mentor him through it I know. I feel like if we're all like 55 and. we're all like no no no I'll pick it up. again at 55 all right we're back baby. golden AG oh yeah that that's when you. come back your come back no I think that. and once you get up to like 5560 you. don't care what anyone thinks no I can. just say whatever I want at 55 and 60. you can say whatever and you can't get. canceled either oh he's an old man. barely needs a Tik Tok huh he can post.
his security camera footage on there oh. my dad yeah yeah no my dad's stuff will. get taken down so it it to he'll get. banned the security footage camera can. never be put on the internet Batman. Dad no what you know what's so weird to. think about though is that right now. we're like Tik Tok Instagram YouTube. Twitter. ook like there's all those social medias. but in like a couple years maybe not a. couple but like in like years and years.
there's going to be new social medias. that we're too old to understand and. we're gonna be like what the what the. heck is this no I think that's what. happen what do you mean no you don't. think I mean no okay you maybe one or. two Max but like you know how people. don't get Tik Tok and people don't get. Instagram and but they get Facebook no. pretty much everyone gets Instagram I. don't get Facebook I really don't here's. the thing was literally talking to. someone yesterday who didn't know never. going away never I mean you can't say. never m there's never been a single. person that could compete with M.
Maverick listen you can't just say. YouTube's never going away unless like. some sort of lawsuit happened and. YouTube get taken out by that's like 20. years ago before YouTube was made they. would have said TV is never going away. yes yes yes yes I understand TV poof. it's gone know but what I'm saying is. YouTube is like there's not been a. single competitor for YouTube you know. you're so ignorant saying that right. unless there's like literally 20 years. ago they would have said literally TV is. never going away a cable now it's gone. like no one uses that all right and.
YouTube 20 years from now something else. could happen and everybody be like. remember when we watched YouTube okay. well it's not like what a time to be. alive what Kate's talking about is a new. social media I'm saying that there is no. like like I don't think Tik Tok is going. to be the it social media forever you're. like like right now Tik Tok is it but I. don't think it's going to be like. YouTube is kind of like just always been. there I mean like YouTube is kind of. like cool are you mocking cash or me. she's mocking Kate were you mocking Kate. and to think I was just about to ask if. you guys wanted to make like a little. couch song together like a dance I do no.
I don't think you do I do wow dang y'all. ain't besties no more look at that no. appar falling apart you see this it's. just me you and a brick wall. okay and there's no window no I want to. see this goes no I'm kidding guys I was. just talking my tongue as a joke okay. let's make a song then okay um me and. Kenzie and K Y why' kenie come first do.
you like keny better than Kate it's fine. no I honestly was thinking K you're the. new favorite wow I really was thinking K. like kage kage just said at the end so. wait wait hkk hkk it is the Harper keny. kage show hkk wa maybe you sing a. different song no don't say that you can. always sing a different song Don't say. that oh my goodness oh my goodness. Harper Harper Kake kiny Harper KY Harper. Kake kiny Harper k.
yeah all right we're sitting on the blue. couch we're sitting on the blue. couch not that. song Harper KY K Harper KY we're sitting. on. [Music]. the AR no your ignorance is bliss and. it's hilarious but stop no yeah don't be. saying that yeah well remember when when. Kim Kardashian Kylie and. Kendall were like oh yeah we call.
ourselves we starting a new name no no. no no no do y remember no we remember. that's. good but anyway what's happening so like. oh we're getting cancelled is what. happen okay I think she guys the moment. has. come it's for me to ride my pony you. just got back from Michigan you can calm. down for a minute yeah let her rest okay. let her rest kiny. is going to show you how to make a viral.
Tik Tok wait yeah I thought I was going. to ride my pony in that start to start. off. War the first thing you need to make a. viral Tik Tok is to have Harper zilmer. sitting next to you this is and and me. and me riding a pony me riding a. pony how do I only have 7% what what. should she. do I need to ride my pony in the Tik Tok. being so serious about you making a Tik. Tok yeah oh yeah oh yes we are and it's. going to watch everybody go find it and. I promise you it has over a million. views. yeah probably that's a big promise oh. it's should she literally just like make.
her use her own voice like my first Tik. Tok hell and it's Harper and um and then. cash is riding his horse I don't know. you're the director here I. want wait so what are we doing for the. first Tik Tok I don't know do we want to. do we want to dance do what do we want. to do I mean we can just talk about. should we should we use the sound or. should we use an actual our voices we. don't know you're the one that said. you're going to do this well see this. I'm just kind of being put on should say. at the beginning that it's my first Tik. Tok yeah well kind of like that idea. like first Tik Tok who this what some.
some SL yes and then I'll ride my pony. in the background but there's you can't. fit back there hun no but she can film. it like okay from that angle why do you. want to ride your Pony so bad yeah just. get over your dreams it's never going to. work out she didn't mean that she did. not mean that I don't like the way he. looks at these stuffed animals with. those eyes my pony. do oh she's crying I don't know why yall. looking at me make your Tik Tok she's. crying T you might want to take care of. her cash she's crying I am taking what.
the freak do you think I'm doing right. now I. think okay all right first Tik Tok kiny. start it out you got. it should should she just hit him with. the with the my first Tik Tok is that. what y think uh wow that was very. creative Kate I don't know Kate really. said I'm going to take her under my wing. and I'm going to show yeah K I'm so Kate. was like I'm going to take kidy under my. wing and show her how to film Tik toks. and she's like what should we do are. flowing she's got it yeah yeah no so so.
so Ken's like my first Tik Tok and then. I say it's Ken's first Tik Tok and then. you start singing It's keny's first Tik. Tok and then I go it's keny first Tik. Tok and and then we and then we all. harmonize it's keny's first Tik Tok I. like. it and am I I came up with that all by. myself I. mean the weird girl. did all right all right film it film it. all right I'll get goodness I just like. it's my first Tik Tok y'all are watching. the BTS behind the scenes that's behind. the scenes. something are yall prepared privacy.
screens are for strangers on planes not. for you hiding some girl named Grace. what the you got a privacy screen I do. what you hiding from us I wanted it cuz. it was matte and they didn't have one. was I do like M screens okay. okay you're in a bad Zone first Tik Tok. it's ky's first Tik Tok it's ky's first. tick tock it's ky's first Tik Tok it's.
ky's first Tick. Tock thanks for. listening that perfect nailed it yeah. nailed it nailed and that's how you. become Tik Tok famous my friend watch. her pass all of us and followers what KY. if anybody was going to do it it'd be. Kinsey I remember one time Maverick said. that about me and it absolutely did not. happen so what like M was like Kate's. going to have more followers than all of. us it's been 3 years and she Still's got. the out she could I still only have 2. million well not only but like L out of.
everyone here 2 million fin started. YouTube like I said she finally started. doing YouTube and is it going to say my. Tik Tok followers didn't go up no but. your YouTube Channel's killing I haven't. posted in a month I'm not creative. enough for YouTube wait what what' you. say I haven't posted a YouTube video in. a month cuz I'm just not creative enough. you're not a very good vlogger Kate you. got post I asked cash I said should I. just do vlogs he said nope nobody wants. to watch a vlog that's a what I never. said that listen I think girls love. Vlogs I was telling Kate this the other.
day I about you har I love to the thing. is is that when you Vlog you can't you. just don't come up with like a good like. title for I was like Vlogs don't have. good like titles and thumbnails and and. now YouTube It's all about like it's all. about I built a water park in my whole. neighborhood yeah and it's like doing it. going to Starbucks just doesn't do good. now no no I can't do I went to Starbucks. Jordan Matter's um video of him making a. water park in his backyard was honest. pretty cool yeah that's way cooler than. a vlog of me going to Starbucks would be.
so I can't comp with Dy my hair brown. yeah it's kind of like exactly are you. going to actually dye your hair brown. what the no you can't no don't dye your. hair brown I like it orange no it's not. orange yeah it's not orange I don't like. what people say that it's copper Copper. Canyon copper orange is orange no it's. Auburn yeah Auburn that's it that's it. yeah I think it's like like a dream. sickle no not that oh we should go back. to Bahama bugs and get my dream sickle. oh my gosh we all want to hear about my. birthday yes yes but don't tell the one.
story no no no no are you sure I. shouldn't uhit crazy if someone's. watching we're going to get in big. trouble but I don't know who that person. really is yeah I don't know maybe our. Sheriff that's our neighbor yeah that. could happen okay maybe that one all. right well we're not going to say any. names or locations so can I just say it. I really want to say it we did something. illegal on Kate's birthday har Harper. Harper doesn't know the story and I'm. really eager to find out fine fine heads.
or. tails if it lands on heads then we tell. the story okay if it lands on Tales we. don't tell the story okay uh okay here. we go anyone else confused yeah it's not. going to let oh that was heads okay okay. well you're going to tell the story all. right well we tell the story now listen. I don't know if y'all know but there's. been a lot of rain. lately like emotionally like in your. life or like physically like it's been. raining a lot so all of the boat docks. are underwater and we have not been able.
to go out on the lake for the whole. summer the whole summer we have not been. able to take our jet skis out on the. lake yet and we've all been super bummed. about it yeah and that was like my plan. for my birthday was we were all going to. go out in the jet skis so we get to the. boat ramp obviously it's underwater we. can't drop our jet skis in last chance. to veto this it's closed I think it's. fine we want to okay I think it's fine. so it should be fine so. we decide you know what screw this we're.
going to go to the marina where all of. the boats are what are you doing and we. hoop the. fence yeah we we definitely were not. supposed to be there but we're like. we'll just go to the marina where the. boats are just kind of like look around. see if there's a place to drop the jet. skiis in if not we're just going to. chill so we're kind of trying to find a. spot to drop them in and we're like it's. like 9:00 at night now yeah it was it. was dark there's no one out so we were. walking up and down the dock we were. like well we can't drop our JIS in let's. just kind of like see what's going on so. there's a boat there and for some reason.
this person their nice big. boat the keys were just sitting on the. seat so we were like. well it's 9:00 at night no one's like. like no one's out and he got gas in it. yeah and we we were like and it had a. sale it what didn't have a sale didn't. have a s yeah we did we sailed away come. sail away come sail.
why did we sing that song then why did. we sing the song well cuz we were just. singing that song there was no sale. anyways so we hoop in the boat we're. like well let's just go out for like a. minute it was it was a nice little wake. boo we saw the Wake board like hang like. so we hopped in the boat no she she. stole it she she literally boat jacked. it she jacked this boat she said it's my. birthday we want to go out we said well. we're not doing it she said fine I'll do. it she grabbed a key she stuck it in. there and cash said well you can't drive. so cash no way there's no way yeah it.
was right after okay we returned the. boat we did we did but we had some fun. on that boat it was the nicest boat we. have ever been on probably ever will be. on honestly but it was yeah it was bad I. was freaking out the whole time but I. was like you know what it's my birthday. I'm no longer a teenager let me do just. one last little teenage thing boat Thief. little boat yeah so we did that um. but I was a little nervous because do. y'all remember when there was like. literally all the cop lights like at the.
marina when we got back mhm no when we. were pulling up it bad there was like. literally like three cop cars in the. lights so I had to go talk to them no. you didn't whatever in this fit no no we. didn't talk but we pulled up we decided. not to park the boat like we parked it. like close to the marina not quite back. where we found it but we just pulled up. next to like the area and then we walked. kind of like through the side area to. get back to our car because if we pulled. back into the marina them cops were. going to get us oh yeah they were going. to say us so yeah we we were able to.
like get back to our car cuz the cops. weren't by our car our car was like and. like the parking lot over almost that's. crazy I still can't believe it so the. car yeah we left the boat dumbest thing. we ever did probably but it was a lot of. fun good memories it was fun it was but. we probably shouldn't have done it the. Mims I can't wait to play that video. game again GTA is so fun or Madden you. know I it was pretty fun it was really. fun ah no it was fun yeah um until.
yeah the. boat can we say this part I guess yeah I. guess we're we're this deep in this okay. okay so the real reason we had to get. out was not because of the cops what we. caught the boat on. fire it was crazy yeah we we there was a. fire extinguisher I'm not going to lie. okay maybe we shouldn't maybe hold on. hold on maybe we should maybe we should.
have post this you're right okay just. like the car yeah. but no fire so we just jumped out and. started swimming to shore we weren't. that far from Shore did you not see like. her the it was literally it was on the. news it was bad like did you not hear. the sirens cuz it was kind of by the. area we were in you for real you know. your house like right by the lake it was. bad I know that y'all didn't catch the. I'm y'all are trolling me to the max. okay no I mean we might we probably. can't even put this out so this part may.
get cut but yeah I don't know why we. said this cuz now we can't we we can't. post this but what should I just pick up. back with the police and cut out the. fire part uh yes yeah we'll we'll just. act like it was the police that showed. up and like the boat didn't actually. catch on fire yeah but hey you can't. tell nobody about that no are youall. going to pay for it or something no well. if we paid for it they would know it's. us did y'all leave and like did y'all. swim back to shore leave the boat in the. water on we weren't that far from the. shore. if we paid for it they would know it's. us then we'd all go to jail yeah you.
can't steal boats no more podcasts oh my. gosh so no no we'll just act like the. cops were there don't talk about the. boat being on fire okay but haror don't. tell anyone about that CU it literally. happened on like our I know trolling me. oh I was telling her friend not to say. anything either it's it's a. prank I mean I wish it was we're in the. water just singing come say it away come. say it away yeah I don't even know I. don't know what yeah never happened. Harper oh my gosh I know it did but like.
no no you're right never the cops came y. yep so yeah yeah the cops they were at. the the the thing no it never happened. none of it no it was all made up you. were right but we did get snow cones on. my birthday we did get SN on your. birthday Bahama Buck is not sponsored by. Bahama Buck snow cones St man that you. thought we wait did you think we would. actually steal a boat and catch it on. fire and leave it yeah what the heck y. y'all are being for real like I know. that y'all did right what no that was a.
joke no Harper we do we seem like the. kind of people show her our text wait. did y'all did y'all or did y'all not I'm. so conf show her our text I don't know. where my phone is what text me your text. oh no don't show her the text what the. no I'm I'm feeling awfully left out here. no we told you it's a joke that that. story never happened yeah I feel like. it's I but but before the podcast K was. like I don't think we can tell it's. illegal I mean yeah that is illegal.
Harper you need to understand something. no nobody can see you down there or hear. you Harper in with the wall you need to. understand something yes yes what I need. to understand don't do. drugs don't drink I haven't but party a. lot okay I'm kidding that was a joke. what the say no no don't do that okay. understand this man this man could be. lying to you yeah this girl could be. lying to you yeah with me.
yeah I would he just blinked with one. eye I know he's F I blink with one eye I. would I would never This Is A Lie he. does do that I would never lie to you. never I know you would no I wouldn't and. right. now you want to know the truth oh can. you see this up I want to know the truth. I want to know the truth truth. is gidy up come on gety.
up you're taking you're going to make me. take longer okay I'm going to start over. Harper yes you want to know something. what get. out no no okay no no no no. please I just heard a snap no it didn't. snap it's good it's good I did not uh. Harper yes yes yes ma what. man would lie to you I know what man are. you talking about girl would lie to you.
this girl his girl she might would lie. to. you I would never lie to you all right I. got it so so what's the story. Harper what happened was. what the dress is black and. gold you have it right there no what. happened was was are you following yes. I'm following I'm okay trying Kenzie set. the boat on fire. it was intentional it's our yep s her to.
jail not us yeah it was our anyone's. going to jail it is her not it's just. not true no she said you're the only one. without the last name Baker right now we. have to put on someone okay and it's you. and we only got a couple months left to. do that yeah yeah can't have the baker. name going down all the followers I just. gave uh no we didn't first off no it's. all a joke we didn't steal a boat know. it's all a joke y'all didn't steal a. boat yeah no and we wouldn't have set a. boat on fire and left it in flames on. the lake. you probably would have with some of. your friends yeah what's the worst thing.
you've ever done like that illegal. illegally wise think um I don't think. I've done anything that bad I'll have to. think about it cuz there's been a few. times I'm trying to think if I've done. anything like illegal that if I got. caught like I would have went to jail. shoplifting is there anything we did. shop yeah K is definitely shoplifting. when she was a big old Thief did we y. ever like go to y''s friend's house and. vandalize no vandalize my friend's house. I mean you mean like toilet paper it. that and then like we used to take Oreos.
and break them apart and lick them and. stick them to the car oh they stay if. they stay like for 24 hours it would. ruin the paint no that wouldn't ruin the. paint um we also had this place in. Livingston why would that you're bad. kiny kiny kiny put Oreos on a car and. toilet. paper hope you don't go to. jail oh don't s her to jail Oreos on the. car is kind of crazy why like who came. up with that I be so mad I would be like. no I would be more frustated if I walk. down or I feel like it's way more work.
sitting. there yeah but Fest vandalizing I've. ever seen. Oreos no then you take Saran Wrap and. you Saran wrap their car so they can't. open the doors yeah. wow they're never getting in there now. never going to be able to open those. doors that car is still Saran wrapped to. this day I think you are under. misunderstanding the word vandalism and. illegal I don't think that's illegal. illegal is like when I fed my horse. cocaine what the that's illegal Wonder.
actually is illegal I don't feel like. that okay uh what was that movie cocaine. bear cocaine bear bro I still want to. watch that I have never seen it but. there's a movie have youall seen that. there was a movie that came out recently. a true story cocaine bear no yes cocaine. bear is not based off a true story I. mean I haven't seen the movie it's based. off a bear but based off the title. there's no way the bear a the cocaine no. way what have y'all ever got a um from.
the Kids Choice Awards like have y'all. ever got a um a purple uh con shell wait. what did you say have you ever got a. purple Kong shell what the heck is that. you don't know what a Kong shell is and. I don't think anybody here does I've. never heard of a con I know what it is I. did see your your video unboxing it it. was kind of cool and then I saw Parker. playing with his in his live stream wait. what is it it's like the Kids Choice. Awards they just sent it to the to their. creators as like the invite it was. literally like a shell like you know. like under the from SpongeBob it was. like an animated looking. shell yeah and it was just.
like oh I will SpongeBob under under the. sea SpongeBob Square Pants I have a. present for you K proved you wrong you. got a present I want to see a present. last present I got was a fart and a jar. wa hold on she actually uh that was a. good present don't talk smack about that. present I like the Sprite Zero I got in. it a wait she actually has a present she. actually has a present what. the that is so cute yeah you go. Kate that makes you look so bad I.
literally got you a 2 birthday to my. best should I open it now yes open it we. got you books cuz you know oh heck yeah. I'm get her present I got her heck yeah. you didn't get her a present M oh no yes. I did you did not get her a present stop. AC like you got her a present. oh it's a book about World War II oh. that you're interested in that cuz that. doesn't seem like a book you'd read. hello you remember when I was obsessed. with Wars and semi. trucks uh what I remember when you were.
obsessed with semi trucks but not war. you don't you don't exactly seem like. the war type of person remember I was. always watching war movies a book about. World War I I didn't know I got you that. sorry the measure oh my. gosh I'm so excited yes yes so sweet I. know that you like candles but book got. it yes I will oh there's a card yeah. you're yeah you know I keep every single. card I've ever got. I do a I do too kind of I'm so glad you.
were. born I am too that is so. sweet what it say hope your birthday is. as wonderful and extraordinary as you. are happy 20th heart the. zilmer thank you for being such an. incredible friend and an act I don't. know this handwriting and an act an. active support to harberg appreciate you. so much Hart bronwin I thought it was. har it was heart har that is so sweet it. said heart the zilmer and then heart.
brown one yeah my mom is the center of. attention sounds like your mom got me. the gift no she would never I got I. bought I got you all this. oh that's so cute oh my gosh it's. a. hello that's wait what is that sorry you. just my mic oh that's a good thing. that's so cute it's like a memory a. memory book like you write something. from each day and it's for three years I.
put the um what's it called on fire the. boat on fire I caught a boat on fire my. gosh so cute. o dark chocolate yep chocolate give me. some still good dark I I don't know what. those are but those look so good they're. not good they're not good they look good. I love gummies dark chocolate and. gummies and then lastly a candle a. candle oh wait Mom did you give the. summer Fridays I think she did good you. see it right here it's a new one ice. coffee yeah it's a new one oh my gosh.
I'm sorry what ice coffee what so good. yeah ice coffe I wonder if it's brown. though cuz I know you don't brown but. like what the no it's not going to be. like like super. brown oh dang I think I all I got you. was a jar oh my gosh of a fart does it. taste like wait you see what I got thank. you thank you oh great Oh I thought you. were just wanting her to smell I want to. smell it I just oh thank you can I it. smells good it smells so. good thank you guys so much M tastes.
like coffee that was so sweet thank you. bronwin you're welcome no me and K just. practically kissed what the cuz she put. my lip balm on after me yeah I love the. basket too that's so cute oh yes yes and. here's your books no but FYI guys this. episode's probably coming out like a. month after Kate's birthday yeah because. this specific episode we had to shoot. way ahead of time yeah um my birthday. was yesterday though no this this goes. out on Saturday or no it won't this. going way ahead you're right you're. right I have to taste this candy now oh.
I'm scared scared for you it's. vegan I'm okay Mom why did you get her. oh does it taste like grass no tastes. like a gumdrop wait let me try let me. try no that's so good give me that oh. it's orange just like my just like my. snow cone okay oh scared me for a minute. yeah all of us oh dang does anybody else. want one I that's actually good for. being zero sugar give Kenzie one oh zero.
sugar oh my goodness wait is it zero. sugar no it's just vegan oh my gosh it. does taste like a gumdrop okay this is. the worst thing I've ever had I'll give. you one after Kayla do you want one math. you like it math I'll give me another. one no E I don't like it I don't like it. I like it did you want one no I have a. gift for you though when you're ready. I'm ready you do not have a gift oh. buddy yes I do after I'm getting that. stuff on Friday that sounds very good. wow this is crazy Yep this is crazy.
you're welcome my friend got you. something just like my friend Trinity. actually got me this exact bag two days. ago actually wow you and Trinity have. the same brain that's really. unbelievable wow oh my gosh I had this. book already what seriously I didn't. know you had that one oh my gosh that's. so crazy oh my gosh to you put a lot of. thought into this no way. M did you like go in my closet and see. what books I already had or something. cuz I have these two as well this is.
like the collector's edition 2 wow you. put some money into my gift wow that's. what the nice W it's almost like he. literally went into my closet and saw. what books I had that's so funny that's. crazy nope oh my gosh this one has. hearts on the side I know I know I was. like oh wait this one Maverick mhm you. didn't oh I. did why did my gift not get this much. enthusiasm that's so sweet so sweet it's. so funny because I actually have a. picture just like this in my closet.
right now that I've been me need to ask. you to hang up for me okay I'm just. going to with the same frame and. everything yes same frame literally this. is my favorite picture from our wedding. so I love that you got it printed too. okay he obviously went to the closet. hello I've never been I think no he got. all that out of our closet obviously why. would Maverick do that yeah I think he. just knows me so well I know you so well. gift for sure I know you so well I don't. think so why did you not give it. enthusiasm when I got you my jar cuz it. was a fart and a jar cash what the which.
is hard to get I don't I think people. underestimate how hard that is is to get. a jar the collector's edition or. whatever that book was no you understand. how hard is to I had trouble finding it. too I'm surprised you put that much. effort in yeah it was put any ort he. just went to your closet and stole it. all and put it in a bag that was. recycled from your friend no I tried. really hard to get that book no oh wait. there's a bag with oh and an Alani my. favorite Alani that's so funny I have. the same ones in my closet go that's so. you do wait why do you have aani in your. closet yeah I just I don't know I know.
why because she doesn't like when other. people drink her Alani so she hid them. in closet do I don't care about primes. but I like my elani so I keep them in my. closet like you're what uh oh did you. check this bag no that must have slipped. in there what's in the bag I didn't know. that bag was in there okay what's in the. bag a hairbrush oh just like the one I. have but it's fine yep wow and a a bunch. of tampons oh just for you how ni you.
know I knew you needed those how nice of. you even after Maverick said you were. throwing away like a tampon and then he. said like a bloody tampon I didn't never. said that what you said I was going to. have details W so did you go to the. store and get those yourself or did you. get them from her closet crazy is I. actually so the bag Trinity got me I. actually took it to church yesterday and. I put some in like it came with this. little pouch I put some in there you did. and I like it's so funny cuz it's like. Maverick literally went and looked at.
Trinity's gift and just like put. everything that such a coincidence. also frustrating you already have those. books you know well Maverick thank you. so much you're welcome such a good. birthday gift I don't I'm not even mad. that I got all of the same things I just. it's so nice that you put that much. thought into it and like you thought so. deeply about what I needed down to the. tampons I really did down to the tampons. yeah down to every. teoss I saw that I saw that jar in up up. in our shelves what you used my.
jar no you you took one of my jars and. put your fart in it no no I I took. something I took something he took. everything no he. go don't be mean to m i take nothing MAV. put so much thought and effort into my. gift and you're just mad that you. couldn't think of anything so you farted. in a jar and gave it to me for real yeah. don't be mean to your brother for. putting thought into a gift you know. what that that's. it I'm deleting her Tik Tok what the.
what the what the sigma what the. cash that's fine why is everybody. looking at me I didn't even I haven't. done anything you're mad you're being. mean to Maverick you're being mean what. he put so much thought and effort into. my GI tell me I did a good job I'm not. telling you you get a good job because. you already broke. Flash and he's being mean do we need to. bring out flash again no no no no don't. bring out flash do we cuz I'm sorry to. think we need to bring out flash again. no I don't want a flashback oh oh look.
there's flash he just flew in he just. threw himself at us oh no I'm getting. flashbacks you see that remind you of. something. M does it remind you of what you did. yep it was for the best don't. care hey um guys that's the uh end of. this episode but next episode we're. going to be masing cash so make sure you. watch the next yeah what I want to be.
here for that I can't wait.
