Harper's Mom Exposes Her!

What's the worst thing Harper's ever. done? >> Last year, we were going to her. grandmother's lakehouse. And so, grandma's rule, which she had told. Harper, "No one can drive the side by. side unless you're 16." We get to the. lakehouse and within 1 minute Harper's. gone. I call Harper Evan. I'm like, "Get. back here right now.". >> The thing is like, yeah, my mom's like, "Don't do this. Don't do that." But. like, I'm a woman, mom. When I was. little, I do remember my mom sent me to. Timeout and it was in the guest bedroom. and I went into the guest bedroom closet.

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that one's going to be awesome. But they. are all going to be awesome. Go get your. tickets at the lolodcast.net. [Music]. >> Welcome to the episode. Uh, today we. have Barbara. Would you like to. introduce your. >> mom? Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Harper. She. keeps trying to rub boogers on me. >> It's not a booger. It's mascara that I. started wearing today. >> Well, no one wants your mascara. >> Why would you rub mascara on me?

>> I like your lip color today. >> Mine? >> Really? Is it not too dark? I know. I. like it. I slept in this makeup. >> Well, it's good. >> Nice. >> Harper, is there any questions you would. like to ask our very special guest. today? >> No. >> You can ask anything you've ever wanted. to ask. >> Oh, boy. Uh, I don't. keep torturing her, man. >> Why is she doing this? You're going to. make our guest walk off. >> Reminds me the other day. The other day, Harper was filming a video and uh, her. mom was helping her and then mid video. Harper bit her.

>> Don't know why she did that. >> She puts me through a lot. But. >> yeah, we just hear ah, we look over and. Harper's. just ankle biting. >> Honestly, we've known since day one. though we were in trouble. Let me just. send you a quick photo. >> Oh, bet. This is a. >> photo. She sent this to me before. >> This is. Oh, I mean that's a drama. That's AI. >> Oh, that's not real. AI. >> No, that's AI. >> Look at her red head.

No. >> I mean, that is a drama queen in the. making right there in that position. >> No. So, we went to one of those, you. know. >> No way. >> We went to one of those like, you know, cheap photo places. There was There used. to be one in our town. And um and they. put her little arm behind her, but then. she did the rest herself and I have. cracked up ever since. And I've had a. picture of that in our bedroom because. every time I get sad, I can just look at. that picture. >> That's like a bathroom picture, too. You.

just hang it in the bathroom. >> No, like I have that picture of a baby. in my bathroom. Not even like. >> Would y'all Would y'all like one of. Harper? >> It looks like a meme. >> It looks like one of those like. >> a gif you sent. Nah, it it does kind of, but it also looks like those baby. calendars like in Hobby Lobby. Like it. just be a calendar. >> Wait, we need to get a blow. >> Like this is January. >> Stop it. >> Harver, >> I. know. >> They're laughing now, but after the. podcast, bad things will happen. >> Please, what is she doing?

>> What are you doing? >> Harper. Harper, what are you doing? >> She's running off our. >> Are you going to Are we going to have to. move Harper? >> M. Get in the middle. Separate the. women. >> Yeah. >> Oh, okay. Oh, M has bones in the middle. >> Don't touch me. >> Rub boogers on M. >> It's not a booger. >> It's practically. >> What is Why would you be rubbing. anything else? Cuz that's the only thing. I rub on people. >> We do. We need a blown up version of. that picture in the bathroom in the. studio one day. >> So funny.

>> I feel like everybody can see what we. were in for like just by looking at that. picture. >> We should switch that to your profile. picture. >> Exactly. >> Diva. >> Diva. I think we should. >> that should be our we should upload a. banner to our YouTube uh our YouTube. profile picture or our YouTube banner. Should just be a picture of all of us as. babies and we just edit all of us into. one of them. >> And my friend has this picture of her. where she's literally that age. She's. like baby baby with a diaper on, barely. any hair, and she's standing up like.

this. >> Has a chicken wing in her arm. >> A chicken wing. >> She's just like eating a chicken wing. and she's just soassy. I love it. Little. Hannah Montana baby. >> Yeah. Well, if you couldn't tell what. this episode is, uh, Harper's mom is. going to be exposing everything about. her. So, spill. >> Oh, and look, wait, there's another one. Bron another picture in the chat. >> Chill on the photos. >> Yo, Harper got a shy on. >> I feel like I feel like this is just a. good representation of what we were. dealing with, too. I think she was about. three. >> She's got like some tights on her head.

>> She has my BOR shirt on that my. grandmother made me years ago. And then. she's got her favorite pink skirt on. that she wore every day. >> Okay. So, I'm a little concerned about a. favorite pink skirt, too. >> I'm concerned how that shirt fit you. >> Um. >> and Harper. >> and Harper at four. >> Yeah. No, >> mom. We're wondering how does. >> how did it how' that shirt fit me? No, it was like my shirt when I was a little. girl. >> Oh, >> my grandmother made that for me.

>> Got you. Got you. >> Baylor. It had a little Bor Trility. >> Harper, you have an opportunity here. This episode's supposed to be Harper's. mom exposing Harper. >> I look insane, Mom. >> But you could expose mom. >> Yeah. You got any funny? >> I'm trying to think. Like my mom is a. pretty good mom. She's like a mamaager. >> She's trying to be nice so she doesn't. get exposed. That's what she's doing. >> Did I Did I want to be a mamaager? >> No, she got thrown into being a. mamaager. >> Oh, >> yeah. >> She And she's also the LOL podcast.

travel tour agent. I am the travel wears many hats. >> and she doesn't get paid. >> I'm living I'm living the dream. Living. the dream, >> Harper. >> Yeah, >> I've actually wanted to be a travel. agent before cuz I love planning travel, but um. >> not anymore. >> I don't know that this is what I was. dreaming of, but it's fun. It's still. fun. >> Rona books all the hotels and air. airplanes for the tour. >> Cars and rental cars and parking and all. that stuff. >> And on top of that, she's Harper's mom.

>> That's just what Wait, what? Those two. things combined. >> No, that's just what being a mom is. >> It's booking flights. >> Booking flights. >> I don't think that the average mom books. flights for her daughter's podcast world. tour. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Happy to do it. >> Yeah. Oh, thank you. Good girl. >> No, I back to the mama thing. Good girl. Back to the mama thing. I just want to. make it clear like I am only supporting. my child in what she wants to do just.

like I would support her older sister or. I do support her older sister in like. volleyball or going to college or. whatever. >> And uh oh what. >> yeah I'm with y'all right behind the. scenes she's like Harper film. >> she is not if anything she's like Harper. if you don't want to make videos then. stop. >> Yeah. >> And then Harper gives a non-verbal. response and bites her. >> Yeah. >> And then I then then I get bit. Yeah. >> Then I get bit. >> Yeah. When did I bite you? Oh, yeah. We. were. >> I looked over and she's like smacking.

your head cuz you're like Harper was. like. >> when she was filming a video for you. >> I know. And then I started biting her. cuz I got upset. >> Do we have the video of of Noah from the. Anzala family holding on to everyone's. legs? >> I don't know if we do or not, but we. were pranking Milo, the little sister, who's like how old is she? Like seven. >> Yeah, she's six or seven. >> And how old is Noah? I think he's four. Four. And we're pranking the little. sister and everyone's getting loud in. the house and kind of yelling and Noah, the four-year-old just freaks out and.

jumps on the dad's leg and starts like. biting his ankles up. >> That is a perfect representation of. Harper. >> Harper's Harper's doing that at 16. >> You know, something he is adorable. Something we often say though about. Harper is we're like she's unlike any. other 16-year-old girl we know. Like you. have you have another daughter that is. Is Ree 18? >> Yes. >> Yeah. Yeah. Was Reese anything like. Harper at 16? >> No. >> No. I mean, a little bit, but yeah, Harper is always there. >> Harper's contemplating life around the.

talking like she's not even here. >> What? >> Yeah, just like at the barber shop. >> Yeah. Oh. Oh, you want to bring that up? Talk about a barber shop. >> The barber shop up. When I say barber. don't got nothing to do with you. Okay. >> For reference, Harper texted me at 1:00. a.m. last night. I did. >> Yeah. This could be a whole episode. Oh. yeah, >> I see a thumbnail. >> Cash talks trash. >> Harper texted me and she said, "I heard. Cash and Maverick talking bad about me. at the barber shop today.".

>> Sad face. >> Which first of all, >> sad face. >> I'm I'm ashamed Maverick talking bad. about you. We I could see I could. understand it. >> I say I say Cash and Mav, >> right? >> Cash and Mav I mean that's just. >> which we weren't even in the barber shop. together. No, they went at Cash went at. 10:00 a.m. and Mav went at 5:00 p.m. >> And then I don't know how Harper heard. this through the grape vine apparently. that were talking smack about her at her. local barber shop. Um, and then we had. to call our barber and we were like,

"Hey, what did we talk about yesterday?". And the guy goes, >> "Accountants.". >> I couldn't believe we got caught. Honestly, I'm kidding. >> And then Matt was like, "Do we say. anything about Harper?" He goes, "Not. us.". >> And now we think Harper believes us. I. don't know. >> Harper like she like halfway believes. us. I think she wants to believe we were. like talking bad about her or something. >> Yeah, you were lowkey excited, weren't. you? >> I was trying to start drama. >> I got him now. >> According to the people through the. grapevine, Cash and Maverick think. Harper is a terrible kid and we don't.

like her on the podcast. >> and I they only they're only using me to. make money. >> and the Well, yeah. No, that pretty much. sums it up. >> No. >> No. But. >> I wouldn't let her participate if that. was the case. >> Yeah. If you were a bad kid, you. wouldn't get it from the park. kid and. she only makes us money. That's basically what I heard. And so I. was pretty mad. So then I texted Kate in. a in a joking manner and. >> I don't think he was joking because then. I called you and you didn't answer me. and then I texted you and you didn't.

text me back. >> What in the morning you called? >> Were you asleep? >> No, I I called her this morning at like. 10:00 a.m. >> Yeah, I was asleep. >> Oh. Mhm. Right. But then but then uh if. I if I check my messages, I'm pretty. sure Let me see. Uh oh, yep. I texted. you. >> What did you say? I was still asleep. >> I said I sent her a GIF. >> It's like me talking bad. >> I sent her this GIF. It says, "Here's. the gossip." Blah blah blah blah blah. I. said. >> he thought he was being. >> I said me and Mav at the barber shop. [Laughter]. >> Uh, and then I said, "I'm just kidding.

I don't know. Uh, >> I don't know where you heard this from, but don't believe it.". >> No. I said, "I don't know what you your. friends are telling you, but I promise. you your name never came up. You are not. the center of everyone's world.". That is a crazy laugh. >> Did you say that? >> That line has come out of my mouth a few. times. >> Yes. No, it comes out of her mouth like. every day cuz I don't know. Apparently I. make everything about myself. >> And then she never answered. >> Main character. >> Yeah. >> And then you never answer. And then. earlier today I texted you a thing about.

the podcast and you said, "Okay." So you. just ignored my my first message this. morning. >> I told Harper last night. I was like, "Hey, you need to be home at 10:30 this. morning because we had like three things. to do before we came here." And um she. texts me at 10:30 and she was like, "Hey, I'll be there at 11:00." And then. so this is probably the same time you. were trying to text her. And I was like, I don't know, 11 rolls around. She's not. there. I had to ping her phone. My I I. do a find my iPhone ping. >> Oh, not the iPhone.

>> And then Yeah. And then she's like, "Hello.". >> And um and Yeah. So, you didn't get home till 11:30? >> Wait, is that saying we were supposed to. be here this morning? >> No. >> Oh, >> were we supposed to be here? >> No. >> You were talking about something. Or. maybe that was yesterday. I don't know. >> I don't know. I was tripped up. >> Well, no. Either way, I don't wake up to. anything except for the I find my iPhone. ping. One time my sister Am I allowed to. say this? >> No. Okay. >> Oh, no. Never mind then. But. >> you know what? I I just can't believe. that my barber opened his mouth. I'm.

coming for you. No. >> Yeah. >> Uh, no. Honestly, like you thought that. low of us. >> Even Wait, even now, do you Cuz we had a. whole conversation with Harver about it. Do you believe now that they weren't. talking about you? >> I'm trying to make myself believe that. they weren't. >> She thinks, you know, at this point, I. might as well. >> They would say it straight to. >> This is my barber's conversation. >> They have care about people's feelings. >> Uh, and said, "Hey, what did we talk. about yesterday?" He said, "Accountants." And then I was like, "Okay, that's all I need to know.".

>> Bonus depreciation. >> Hang up. And he goes, what you're. looking for. >> They're like, "No, I can read that." And. then he's like, "I'm not 49y old.". >> Not us. Lol. I know and Mason were. talking English. >> Yeah. Ma'am, what? >> Well, I didn't know if I was supposed to. say that name and then I was like, I'll. just bleep it out, I guess. >> Yeah. >> I mean, I didn't make a word of what you. said. >> Sorry. Well, I like started reading it. out loud. >> The only thing you could hear were the. names. You couldn't hear what you were. actually saying. >> It was pretty funny hearing Mav called. like a 30-year-old man, Barber. Hey, did. we gossip last night?

>> Yeah. He was like trying to prove to me. I was sitting on the couch and I was all. mad and I was like, "Yeah, call him.". Whatever. And then he called him and then I was. like surprised. I was like, "Oh, >> you know your sources are bad when the. person comes to you and says you can't. tell them that I told you this, though.". >> And also your sources are bad when they. say this 30-year-old man was talking. about. No, he wasn't. It's just. >> then I told the guy that told me I said. there's no way that the own my own. podcast host people that are way older. than me were talking bad about me like.

they're all adults. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Adult. >> Is that what you said? I don't think. that's what you said. >> I don't I don't think that's what. happened. >> What do you think I said? Yeah, of. course they were. >> You said they weren't saying anything. and he was like that's just what I. heard. This is what I heard. I'm at. work. I don't know. And they. aggressively hung up the phone. >> I'm at work right now. I'm at work. Shut. up. That's Kate's impression of any man, by the way. >> That's how they all speak. >> Anytime she refers to something I said, that's the same voice she uses. >> That's how they speak.

>> You are you coming home tonight? I don't. know what to do without you. >> Like that's what it sounds like. >> I say that. >> They all sound like. >> I say that. >> Oh, and I was I was I was in the car on. the way here and I called him and I was. like, "Hey, I really don't think that. this happened." Like and then he he was. he was like, "Whatever. I told you not. to tell them. Bye.". because it was made up. >> No, but you know what is real. >> or stretched at least. >> gossip at at hair salons. I hear, dude, when I get my hair dye and all the women. are in there talking, dude, I hear some. crazy things. Crazy things.

>> I feel like hairdressers are all like. therapists, too. Because people sit in. that chair and they just spill it. >> I feel like I've told my hairdresser. things that I don't tell my best friend, you know? Like, you just feel like it's. a safe space. >> when you're there. What I my favorite. thing is whenever um cuz the lady that. does our hair, she like makes content. too, so she has her phone set up on a. tripod recording the whole time. My. favorite thing is when she walks over, stops the camera and moves the tripod. like 5t back and she's like, "Okay, so. and then she tells me whatever she's. going to." Our new merch is out right. now and we are so excited for you guys.

to finally get your hands on it. We got. t-shirts, we got hoodies, we got cups, we got everything else in the bag and. you can get all of it at twolodcast.net. I know. I'm always ease dropping to the. people next to me and I'm like, "No, he. did not.". >> Yeah. >> He acts like he's not listening. He has. his AirPods in, but he doesn't have. anything playing. >> He's listening to all the drama. >> Your mom sent another photo in the group. chat on the photo. >> Another I'm a little cons. I just want.

to know what's going on here. I don't. remember. >> I didn't. >> Did you draw a mole on? >> She did draw a mole on. So, Harper went. through this phase where she would get. home from. >> thought she was in the mafia cuz. >> Yeah. No, she would get home from school. and she'd run upstairs and she would. disappear. >> and I didn't know what she was doing and. then all of a sudden the doorbell would. ring. >> and Yes. And I'd go and answer the door. and there would be Harper dressed like. this or something else and she'd be. like, "Hello, my name is, you know, Jessica from England." And I was like,

"What? >> Tell me more.". >> Be like, "Hi, Jessica. What are you. doing here?" What would you say, Harper? You'd like go into. >> Go on, tell us what you said. >> Yeah. I don't remember. I. >> I don't think someone named Jessica from. England would be dressed like that. >> Is that your dad's jacket? >> Yes. Yes. No. Yeah. I don't know. I I. was a kind of a weird kid growing up, but now I'm like all like emo. >> Wait, Mom. Have you like. >> What makes you think you're emo? >> Well, Mom, am I? >> No.

>> Uh, no. >> I don't think. >> I think you like to to pretend. sometimes. >> I know. I feel like your style. >> just like when you were Jessica. I feel. like you're still figuring out your. style. >> Wait. Yeah, we were saying the other day. we. >> She likes to play characters. >> Yeah, >> mom. Oh my gosh. >> We think it's a phase. >> I'm 16 years old. I'm not playing. characters. >> It's not a phase, Mom. Yeah, we learned. it before. >> It definitely is. >> How How is it a phase? >> You know, Harper, one time I dyed my. hair bright blue and it wasn't a phase. either. >> Oh, you were playing a character,

weren't you? Weren't you? >> I got called Blueberry Head and then I. never dyed it again. Well, I get called. red hot chili head. So, no, I'm dying my. hair black now. >> That's a long nickname. >> Only Cash calls you that. No one else. knows. >> No, I get called carrot top. Even though. the top of the carrots are green. I. don't know. >> That doesn't really make any sense. >> I know. >> This just looks so different. >> What do you mean? >> It looks so different. >> I'm going to send you. >> I love the creativity. Honestly, Harper, you should start posting Tik Toks like. that. >> I'm going to send y'all another one. This one's even better. One night,

>> what a treat. We can do that. >> She was um she was upstairs and then she. came downstairs looking like this. >> And this is amazing. >> Oh, what was her name? How did you do. this? >> Wait, this is a Tik Tok trend or. >> Sky and like a rainbow. >> It was It was like a rainbow and a. storm. >> That's kind of impressive. >> All of that herself. Like I couldn't. believe. I was like, "Is this some sort. of mask? Like how did you do this?" And. she did that herself. >> That's impressive. >> She was so creative.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the face paint looks. really. >> What tutorial did you watch? >> What? Oh, I didn't watch any. I used to. watch James Charles all the time, though. That's what my James Charles. palette. That is kind of a James Charles. palette. >> Yeah. >> No, no, I did it with the James Charles. >> Oh, you did? >> Who you supposed to be here? >> Uh, I try to be like Alphaba. >> Yeah, I think you were kind of Alphaba. from Wicked. >> I see the vibes. >> And then I started singing downstairs. I. don't know. It was very odd. >> Oh my gosh. You were always such a. little performer. You did. >> Yeah. No, I've always been kind of a. performer. But this isn't an interview. about me. It's an interview about you, Mom. So, stop sending photos. episode is.

mom exposes Harper. >> Yeah, this is not exposing. This is just. showing my weird phases. >> Okay, I got No, you were not weird and. you were unique and amazing and. >> unique. Oh, you don't want to be that. word. Not a word you want to be. >> I'm speaking life into you right now. Just accept it. >> That's right. No, we loved it. Harper. kept us entertained at all times. This. picture I just took, don't worry, there's another one. >> We took um we took a lot of family. vacations growing up and we would go. hiking a lot. Dude, she looks. despicable. This is literally This is. literally Kate when we take her outside.

>> Harper. Harper was always our tour guide. and she would go into different. characters. >> Oh, yeah. My name was Yasama Elio Chile. in that one. >> Yes, that was the name. That was the. tour guide she was. Tell them that. again. >> Yes. Misama Elio Chile. >> You remember? >> No way. You remember that? >> Yeah, I do. >> Oh, yeah. She She played this character. on a lot of hikes and she'd be like. she'd be like, "Hello folks, my name is. Yesia, whatever.". >> Yesia. And then she'd be like, "Follow me." And. she was a real bossy off the cliff.

>> Where are y'all at here? Y. >> We're in Yellowstone. >> Yellowstone. >> Oh my gosh. Wait, do you still do that, Harper? >> No. >> Why? >> Yeah, I never seen. >> I'm not going to lie. I used to like do. that because I always wanted to like be. in front of the line. >> Yeah. And my OC was really bad. >> Oh, you wanted to be line leader? >> Yes. >> Okay. Everybody follow me? >> Everybody follow me. I'm No. Yeah, it. was it was fun. She would also be She. would also be another character called. Jessica from the lobby. >> The lobby. >> Oh, yeah. Like as like No, no, not.

Jessica. What was her name? Glenda. >> I don't remember. >> Oh, you had Deborah. Deborah. Deborah. Deborah. Tell them. Just go. >> Did you get anyone. remembers their names. >> and their location show up like every. other day? >> No, I remember. I was showed up. >> I was at my musical Ton. I was at my. musical theater thing and uh cuz I was. like always acting um at my church and. so I would turn into these characters. and I remember my friend Addie, not.

Addie that's my best friend now, but. another Addie. She came up with this. girl named Deborah from the lobby and um. she's like under in the fridge or. something like. >> lobby like like a hotel lobby. >> and she's like I don't I don't know how. to speak in it anymore. was like, >> "No, you used to do it was kind of like. a name from like the lobby.". >> Mr. Mosby. >> Yeah. You You'd be like, "I'm Deborah. from the lobby. >> I'm Deborah from the lobby.". >> So, were you just like laying in your.

bed like need to go play Jessica again? >> Debra came out right now. >> She was the nice tour guide, but the. Jessica Misia was. >> Yes. Misa Chile. >> Yeah. Yes. >> Mia Elio. misao chile. >> Yes, misia elio chile. >> Yesama misama elo chile. >> Yesama mia elo chile. >> You're saying it wrong. >> It's a misama ch. >> Yesama misama elo chile.

>> Yes. So. >> last name. >> Harper. You should you should do a. little bit of that character and like. introduce the podcast to their set or. something. >> I want to meet. Elio. >> I want to meet this person. >> No, I'm different. No, do it. >> I've changed. >> She's still in there somewhere. >> I know she can't find her. >> I will say Harper sometimes tries to be. like normal Tik Tocker and just does. like pretty ones, but then her her like. funny unique self always ends up coming.

out, which makes me proud because I want. her to be herself always. >> Oh, I actually saw it the other day in. one of your. >> No, she's ignoring me. >> When you were singing, you were like. climbing the the podium in your house. like the And then it just cut to you. singing. And I was like, "There's. Harper. >> Yes, >> there she is. Found her. I miss that. girl. >> She's back. >> Mom, please.". >> No, Harper. I miss her, too. When you. were just like, >> you were like not trying to be all cool. and stuff. I like when you're when. you're just like normal. You. >> Everybody can be normal. It's better to. be unique.

>> Yes. >> Do you remember Wicked? >> Yeah. >> Alphaba wasn't normal. >> I I know that. >> And she guess what? Guess what? She got. him very embarrassed and bullied. >> Well, I've never seen Wicked. >> Yeah. She ends up becoming the evil. wicked witch of the west. >> Yeah. And it's just like a tragic story. >> Yeah. Never mind that. Sorry. >> Yeah. No, don't don't look don't take. after her. >> and then every all the like monkeys come. towards her and stuff. No, but my mom. Yeah. She's always trying to like trying. to find things out by my sister. She's. like, "Re, tell me what Harper did last.

night." I didn't do anything. >> Did you do nothing? >> No. Probably not. >> One time she woke me up. She's like, "Why were you at a party with 20 year. olds?" I was not at a party with. 20-year-olds. It was the biggest party. in the Texas. So you So you you just. said you weren't there. >> and then you just said you weren't. >> You just said because it was the biggest. party in Texas. >> Been so mad like this year. I've like. changed a lot this year and like she's. like. >> you're like emo now. >> No, no, it's not bad. It's like it's. like the the fact that like like I've. been to ISS so many times and she just.

gives up. >> Can we not talk about that? >> Sharper. >> Did you change because Jessica's in the. not in the lobby anymore? >> It's Deborah. Whatever. >> Same thing. >> No. Yeah. I mean, like, yeah, mom, like, did you ever imagine me being in ISS? >> No. >> Just what every parent dreams. >> That wasn't that wasn't on my list of. hopes and dreams for my child. >> Oh my god, please let my kid in ISS. Thank you. >> But I do still love you and I do still. believe in you. And I believe that you. >> believe in me for what? Not going to.

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>> Yeah. >> Thank you, Kenzie. Thank you, Kim. >> I'm a dad. No, but yeah, my mom, she. definitely like I kind of feel bad, but. >> you should. >> Oh, >> you should do what I did. >> My dad says anything slightly just like. crazy. She's like, right, guys? >> You should do what I had to do. I had to. My dad made me write, "I love my mom. I. will not yell at her. I love my mom. I. will not yell at her.". >> Oh, yeah. When I was little, great idea. >> Yeah, he wrote that a lot. When I when I. was little, I do remember my mom sent me.

to uh to what's it called? Timeout. And. it was in the guest bedroom. And I went. into the guest bedroom closet and I. started writing on everything. All the. walls on everything. I hate my mom. I. hate my mom. >> You didn't say I hate my mom. You wrote. mom. And then you wrote frowny face. >> It's like you're not you're not an edgy. enough child. >> Worse than saying I am my mom. is. >> I'm sad. >> brownie face. I remember I walked in.

there and I was like, oh my god. >> I was like, this is next level. >> I was so mad. >> Time out. >> You're so dramatic. It's so funny. >> She's just listening to 1800 just mom. >> I knew exactly what she was doing. She. was like, I'll get her. I'll I'll show. her for putting me in timeout. I'll take. >> her. She like with when you went to your. room, did you ever do the like fake. scream when you close the door? You were. like. and I I remember I like stuck the middle.

finger up by the door. >> Oh yeah, I did that too. I remember I. remember genuinely thinking. >> I praying actually, God, why' you give. me this family? Any. any other family? >> You're like the best family. That gives. me so much hope. >> I was like any other family would have. been amazing. Why me? Why here? What you. spawn me here? That's insane. >> That That truly is insane. >> In America. Are you kidding me? >> You needed your mom and dad to be able.

to take care of you. >> Oh my gosh. I think it would I think. your parents are the only ones that. could have handled you. Honestly, >> I remember you're like, I'm going to run. away. I can't I'm going to call CPS. I'm. going to do it all. So, I need to get. out of here. >> There's a video of me running away. And. I. >> take away my phone. They can't do this. >> Okay. How old were you? I was like. seven. >> Okay. I think you were I think this was. during co because I think that's when I. was looking through videos this morning. trying to find some good stuff for today. and I found this one and what what what. was it? Was that real?

>> Yeah, it was real. I was like seven. You. were like. >> I was like 12. >> 12 but same thing. No. Um I had my. suitcase and everything and I had my. mom's phone and I like I don't know how. you had my phone. >> I don't know. And I like start I started. like shaking my suitcase like I'm. running away and then Yeah. I. >> Except for before the video she goes. like this. 3, two, one. >> And then she like starts filming. She. was like, "That's it. I'm running away.". And in the middle of the video, she. goes, "Why isn't she out here?

>> Forget it." Or something like that. And. I was like, "Oh my god.". >> Cuz I was trying. >> Why? Why? >> My mom's going to run through that door. in 3 2 1. >> We could start a whole new YouTube. channel for old Harper stuff. No, y'all. telling me y'all never genuinely was. like, "Why was I not why was I born into. this family?". >> I remember having the same like I. remember getting so mad at my parents. They don't understand me. >> They don't get it. They're so strict.

And I'm pretty sure that's what she's. going through. >> What did you want to do? Like was it a. rock music? >> Oh, no. I was No, I Yeah. No. >> What? What you Harper over there? >> I mean, they wouldn't They were the same. way. Like they didn't want me to go. spend the night at friends houses that I. didn't know the parents or they didn't. want me to go to parties where parents. weren't there and they wanted to know. where I was at all times. >> You think streets parents are my. grandparents. They weren't allowed. Oh, this is crazy. >> They weren't allowed to go to the roller. skating rink. >> Oh yeah. >> Ever. Even if they were 21, 20, >> they were not allowed to go to the. roller skating ring. You weren't allowed.

to go to the movies. >> Um you weren't allowed to listen to any. music unless it was like a gospel like a. gospel song. >> Nothing. That's terrible. >> Like the roll roller rinks and like. movies and all that were like uh not. allowed. >> for forbidden. Now that I'm 21, I've also forbidden. myself from roller skating rings after. my last experience. >> I'm not going back. >> Oh yeah, that's right. >> I remember after me and my mom made up, I started writing back on the uh on the.

things where I did mom sad face. I did a. happy face and I remember thinking it. looked like the Under Armour little. thing and I was like me look like Under. Armour. Anyways, show show them the. video of me being like three, two, one. >> Oh, I don't I didn't save that one. >> I will find it. I'll find it. >> No, there's so many videos. >> I do have one. >> You have to have like an overload of. pictures and videos of Harper. >> What is this one? >> My little brother tried to run away when. he was little. He was like five. Has my. mom told you this story? >> No. >> Well, he he was like a little fat.

5-year-old and he's so cute. >> He's got his little fat fingers on his. little suitcase. >> His fat fingers. I mean, you're just. going in on this little kid. so cute. And he walks down the street and he's so. angry and it's like me and my mom, my. older sister, we're just sitting there. staring at him and he gets to the edge. of the street and he looks back at us. >> That's every kid's biggest decision in. life. When you're at the edge of the. street, >> once I step on this street, I'm cooked. >> No, he looks forward and he like stomps. with his little fat foot and he's like. and he turns around and comes back and. we're like, "What are you doing? You. didn't run away." And he's like, "I.

can't cross the street by myself.". >> Like a He's so cute and fat. So cute. >> Another thing Harper would always do uh. growing up and sometimes she still does. it is if we're out to eat as a family or. with a group of friends, she talks in an. accent to the waiter or waitress. >> Oh boy. >> Yeah. Tell them about that. Harper, >> what is this? >> Wait, still now today? >> Um yeah, she'll she'll do that. >> Maverick ran away once uh at 17. I think. we told that story. >> Oh my gosh, that's embarrassing. >> I I was successful though.

>> Oh, wait. We have the video. We have the. video. No, this is a new video, but this. is something she might do for the waiter. or waitress. So, >> this isn't funny. This isn't funny. >> It is funny. >> Not really. >> This was a little trick that she. learned. >> I'm not even laughing at it. >> She's being so a lot with the video. >> Okay. >> She's got imaginary strength. >> Oh, you're really good at this, Harper. >> Yeah. I don't know why I'm watching. >> You know, it's kind of funny because. you're so terrible at it. Like, it's not. going well.

This is just her trying it out. >> It gets better as it goes. >> She is pretty good at this. >> Yeah, that needed some practice. >> I can do it good now. Watch. Ready? >> Oh, let's see. >> You practiced enough? >> Oh, that is much better. >> See, she's practicing too much hand. motion before. >> Ow. >> I'm okay. >> Can you do this? >> Oh, apparently this is. >> Oh, and then I remember I used to do. this. >> What the.

before. >> I've never, you know, I've actually. never seen that. >> Wait, what is it? What was she doing? >> It is kind. of impressive. >> See, that was so funny. For no reason. >> I wasn't ready for that one. >> I was concerned. I. see every time. I never know where they. went. >> Like I I take.

Is this what happens at y'all's dinner. table? >> Yes, this is what happens at our dinner. table on a regular basis. >> A mime. good mime. >> She did go through a mime phase. >> She went through a magician phase and. >> you do magic. >> I She like perfected these magic tricks. and anybody that came in our house, she'd be like, "Oh, hey, come in here. Come in here. Sit down. Sit down." And. she do her magic. >> She went through a ventriloquy phase. where she is a ventriloquist. >> Um Darcy Lynn. >> What else? Yeah, cuz of Darcy. She's.

actually pretty good. >> Did you ever make your family sit down. and like watch you perform concerts? >> Yes. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yes. And skits. >> And she'd rope her sister into them. Sometimes Reys would want to be part of. it, too, though. >> Yeah. >> Yes. >> Yeah. No, but now Reese is old and she. doesn't do anything. >> Oh, y'all just went to dinner the other. night together. I thought that was good. >> All right. Um, >> I love this back and forth. It's just so. wonderful. >> Really well right now.

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>> I'm just glad I'm not getting boogers. smeared on me. [Music]. >> What's the What's the worst thing. Harper's ever done? >> Oh, wait. You're almost 18. Are you. going to share the green paper story. later? >> I do want to know the green paper story. I have It's not It's. >> You overhyped it, huh? >> It's so overhyped. >> I told. >> It's crazy to think that we will hear. it. >> I told my mom in um in. >> seventh grade. >> Seventh grade or six? No, it was sixth. grade. Yeah, it was sixth grade. I told. her I said, "I did something really bad, Mom." Like really, really bad.

>> And I'm like, "Please tell me." Well, and then I feel like if she did. something like super bad, the school. would have told me. But I guess did you. not get caught? You. >> did it at school? >> I didn't get caught. No. >> Oh, >> dang. Not getting caught and just being. like, "I didn't only one who knows it.". I. >> nobody knows it. >> I just want to apologize on Harper's. behalf to all the Brower Hill Middle. School teachers. >> and whoever got green paper. >> Dude, getting green paper doesn't sound. good. Whatever that means. >> No, it it wasn't even that bad. It's. just like it's like probably frick, dude. There it's probably like one of. like the worst things I've done in. school.

>> A. consider all times been. >> right. When it happened, it was really. really bad. Do you still think it's just. as bad as you did back? >> I was scared. No, but looking back now, is it bad or. is it like. >> Were you scared you were going to get. caught for whatever it is. >> by you especially? But. >> Oh, >> but looking back now, was it as bad or. was it like. >> Did you just like sign my name to. something? >> Mm-. >> No, I've done that multiple times. >> That's a common occurrence. No, but like. >> dude, I used to sweat at the trampoline.

park. I'd sign my mom's name. I was. like, "Oh, they can't find out.". >> No. Yeah. No. Once I turn 18, I'm going. to tell everybody everything. Or at. least I'm like 21. >> No, you can't push it back. No, when I'm 21. >> You never tell everybody everything. >> When I'm 21, I'll tell my mom like like. when I'm like good friends with my mom. >> We kept secrets from our parents. >> I'm glad you want to be good friends. later. >> Later. >> Not right now. And I don't want to be. best friends with you right now either. So, it's mutual. Moms and daughters. shouldn't be best friends. I've got to.

be a mom, not a best friend. >> I've always said when I have kids, I. said I don't care if my kids like me. What I do care about is if I like them. Yeah. I said, "I'm not if my kid is my. kid's not allowed to be annoying to me. I won't allow it.". >> No annoying No annoying kids. That would. not happen. >> I was like, "You stay in the corner.". Why? Cuz he's annoying. >> I'll tell him cuz listen, if you have an. annoying kid, I feel like. >> you're doing them a big disservice in. life, allowing them to be annoying.

>> If they if they child, >> then they can't make friends cuz then. they go everywhere and they're annoying. to everyone. >> Yeah. They just grow up to be annoying. and. >> if you're like an only child, the. parents unfortunately must punish you. for being annoying. If if not, you have. like siblings to like be like, "Hey, don't do that. That's annoying." But. without them, it's fair. >> No. The worst thing is only children. that have a severe case of only child. syndrome. >> Like when you meet an only child and you. guys are hanging out and you're like, "Oh, let's watch something." And they. like six seasons deep in a TV series and. they're like, "Okay, well, watch my.

show." And you're like, "Oh, but I've. never seen the show. I don't care. I. want to watch my show.". >> Okay. Kate clearly has something she. needs to work through with some only. child. >> Harper's about to be an only child at. home. >> Oh my gosh. >> They're going to kill Reys off. >> Yeah. No. >> Leaving for college in like sad about. it. Harper. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I'm sad about it. I haven't even I don't. want to think about it. >> Yeah. >> You didn't answer. What's the worst. thing Reese has done? Or not Reese. >> Oh, Harper. >> I don't. >> that you can share. >> I don't know. >> There's so many. That's kind of a that's.

kind of a hard question like that you. can share. Mom, >> please that you can share. >> Keep it PG. >> Um, >> let's just say what's the most. outlandish thing like crazy. realized like all your plates were. shattered cuz she like was. >> like one time I stole all my mom's. spoons. >> Oh, you did? >> Cuz I was mad. >> Harper accidentally throws away our. forks a lot. >> Okay, that's the worst which is a. problem. But no, that's not I'm just. >> Yeah. No, mad purposely he was mad at my. mom saying took him. He stole the spoon.

spoons. Maybe it was forks. I think they. were eating spaghetti or soup that night. or something and I was like, "They're. going to need these. I'll show them.". And I took them and I was like, "That's. You can't have your spoons back. If you. give me back my phone, Matt, that that's not normal.". >> Yeah. >> Like to like fight to have that thought. in your head like. >> to have that thought is like not normal. >> Take all this food because I realized in. that moment I was like, >> I can't do anything too crazy or I'll. get killed. But there is taking the spoons is like.

you can't really get that mad at me for. taking the spoons. But you do need. these. >> Do you need the spoons? >> Wait, how long did Maver grow away for. when he was 17? >> One day or two. >> Wait, where'd you go? >> Where did you stay? >> He went to his house. >> I stayed in my truck. >> No, you didn't. You went to our friend's. house. >> No, I stayed in my house. >> I slept in my truck. >> You went to Dylan Lee's house? >> Maybe one of the nights I did. I don't. remember. >> Did your parents know where you were? >> You had live 360. They had to have known. where. >> I turned it off, dog. You think I'm. going to keep that on when I run away? >> You know how to turn it off?

>> That That was the same story where. >> How do you turn your live 360 off? >> Oh, you don't know, do you? >> You like to know whether boy, >> wouldn't you like No. Yeah, cuz. >> just so you know, it like alerts. everybody when you turn. >> Actually, when you running away, that. was the same story. He got grounded from. his car. He was 17. My parents took his. keys. So, Maverick took my mom's keys. and ground her from her car. >> Oh, >> yeah. Interesting strategy. >> That's Harper. Do not try that. I said I. said, "Mom, you are a great example of. how to treat people." I I I am so happy.

to have you as a mother. And then I was. like And then I was like, >> "So now that you've enlightened me that. when we don't like something someone. does, we just take their things. I will. be taking your keys.". >> You you were too smart for your own. >> And then he took the keys and didn't go. to And then my dad was like, "Just give. him his keys back and give him the keys. back and M you could go." And then he. just left. >> My dad was done with it. But I was. always like, "I'm out of here.". >> He was like, "Go. >> That is what I'm going to do for one. day. I get no trust.".

>> No, it puts a strain on like the whole. family when you do that. >> It wasn't a good decision. It makes. everybody devastated and dad's just mad. >> Even when they beg you to come home. later, you still feel bad. >> You're like, >> I thought of one thing, one kind of bad. thing you did, Harper, that we can. share. Um, last year we were going to. her grandmother's lake house in Oklahoma. and they had just gotten a brand new. like forever we've just had a golf cart. that was really slow, but they bought a. new like side by side kind of fancy. >> And Harper was 15. And so grandma's.

rule, which she had told Harper cuz she. had like been at our house the month. before, >> no one can drive the side by side unless. you're 16, unless you have a parent with. you and then you know they can watch you. drive it and you can practice driving. So everybody knew the rules. >> and you stole the car. >> These were the rules. >> 17. >> We get to the lake house and within one. minute. >> Harper's gone. She and her friend. Who.

was with what friend? >> Kayla and Brooke. >> Oh, Kayla and Brooke. >> Why do I just see like a cut scene in a. movie? It just comes to Harper. She's. like. >> Kayla and Brooke take off. I was. thinking that they were on the golf. cart. I didn't think anything of it. We. were sitting out on the porch with um. her dad's her uncle and her grandma and. um all of a sudden her uncle Billy's. like, "Hey, where's the side by side?". And I was like, "Well, it's here." And. he was like, "No, it's it's not here.". And. >> this is a cut scene like, "Where's the. sideby side?" "Oh, it's right there.". >> Well, it was right there.

>> I call Harper Evan. I'm like, "Get back. here right now.". >> No, you were saying, "Wait, how how old. is she?". >> Um she was 15. I could drive. You were. close. The rules were you could not and. you had just been told the rules. >> But you saw the golf cart jeans. >> Everybody was pretty upset. >> So you just did it out of spite. You. were like, "Yeah, I'm just Everybody was. looking at me like this.". >> Yeah. They just told you you're not. allowed to drive. >> Well, and I made her apologize to. grandma and Uncle Billy. >> Oh, she had she was not happy about. that. >> Cuz when you're 15, all you want to do. is just have the freedom to drive.

>> She could have driven the really slow. golf cart. >> Did you guys ever have to apologize to. your grandparents? >> No. Not No. I I made my grandma sad one. time and I was like, "Oh man, I'm the. worst human being on this planet. Like, I'll never do that again." She's just so. sweet. >> There was one time I had apologized to. my granny, but I don't remember what I. did. But my grandpa terrified me, so I. had to go apologize to her. >> It was so scary. When I got back, I was. like I was like, "I can't do this." And. then my mom and dad were like, "Apologize to your grandmother." And I. was like, "Okay.".

>> It's the right thing to do, right? >> No, I feel like my grandma. >> I do feel like you're a little strict. though sometimes. Sorry, your mom is not. grandpa. My parents were my grandpa. I. turned 14. >> It's my parents. >> He was so cool. I turned 14 and I got my. motorcycle license so I could drive my. motorcycle like on the road. And my I go. to my grandparents house and my mom's. like yelling at me because of something. on my motorcycle. I either like wasn't. wearing my helmet or I had to be home at. a certain time or whatever it was. And. she's yelling at me something about my. motorcycle. And my grandpa, you know, back in his day, he just did whatever he.

wanted, I guess. I don't know. He was. like, "Terra, he is a man. Let him do. what he wants." And I was 14. I was. like, >> "Yes, I am. That's right.". >> And I was like, "Yeah.". >> Oh, no. My grandpa just gave me like. everything I wanted. So, >> I had no reason to fight her. She was. just like, "Here, have everything.". >> Let's flip the question around now. Harper, >> what's the worst thing? >> Choose your worst carefully. You baked. me with a wooden spoon when I was. younger. >> That's it. That's pretty like daily.

Yeah, that was so valid. >> No, no, no. >> Valid crash out on. >> Brains. I'd be careful what you say, though. >> It's just. >> My dad had to make us go pick out what. we wanted to get hit with. >> Oh, my dad spanked me with a belt with. like the metal stones on it. Ouch. >> Oh, the belt was the worst, dude. Just. >> They got nothing compared to that. >> Yes, we did. You spanked us with a You. want this? Like, it hurts so bad, Mom. It hurt like. >> I know your mom. And you know what. Harper said? She goes, "That doesn't. hurt.

We said we said that to my mom. It would. make her so mad. She'd spank me and we'd. be like, "It hurt that bad." And she'd. be like, >> "James, get in here and spank us like. my mom had a wooden spatula made." Like, I don't know why, but she had. >> custom. She had a custom made and me and. Jaci saw it in half. >> My dad went in one day. He went and got. this wooden paddle thing. He spray. painted it gold. No. No. He hand made it. and then hand made it. >> breaking it is crazy. >> I think it was a different time.

>> Yeah. Then he wrote Bible verses on it. and then he wrote golden standard. >> Golden standard. I like that. >> He's like you are below the gold. standard. You will be punished for that. >> But I do think I have never gotten hurt. from from doing something that my mom. tells me not to do. >> Really? >> Never. >> It's never backfired. >> Never. That's so not true. Harper. But. the thing is like Yeah. My mom's like, "Don't do this. Don't do that. And it's. like normal common sense, but like. >> I can I'm a woman, mom.

>> Do you know what that sounds like? Do. you remember that kid that we had on. that was like, "Yo, I'm 17. I'm a man. I. don't remember." You remember how dumb. we thought that was? >> That's how dumb that. >> a woman that I still have to remind her. to brush her teeth. >> She did not know that. >> No, she did not. >> Well, >> it's all right. Harper K still reminds. me, too. Yeah, that's crazy. >> Sometimes when I wake up, mom's like, "Don't forget to brush your teeth." Of. course, I won't. >> Thank you. Thank you.

>> You told me that the other day. I was. getting ready to go brush my teeth and. Kate was like, "Remember to brush your. teeth." I was like, "I was going to.". >> You know, the reason I think people say. that is because you have been caught not. brushing your teeth before. And also, I. posted a Tik Tok, you know, manchild. Um, never heard of self-care. That that. line in the song, I posted a Tik Tok to. it and I said, "This song is made for. all the girls who had to remember their. guys to practice basic self-care.". When guys don't do selfcare, it makes me. disgusting. >> I know. And everyone was like, "Oh my. gosh, that's so real." And I was like, "Guys, I lowkey posted that about my.

husband.". >> No, it's like disgusting. Like, if you. don't have good hygiene, please don't. come near me. >> That's what I'm saying. Has that ever. happened? >> Sounds like you don't brush your teeth. >> Has that ever happened? >> I do brush my teeth. You had like. >> Do I brush my teeth? >> Yes, you do. Just not as often as I'd. like you to. >> You do? >> Do you brush your teeth twice a day? >> Yes. Well, sometimes at night when I'm. like staying up with my friends, I'm. like, "One time maybe." Yeah. >> I accidentally one time. Yeah, she. forgot that one time. >> It was one time. >> I remember that one time when I forgot. to. >> one time. >> So Harper claims that nothing you've.

ever told her not to do that she's done. has backfired. >> Yeah, >> I feel like that can't be true. >> That is that is not true. Look at. everything. >> What me? No. Like. >> I'm not the drama. >> I have to remind her a lot to study and. things like that and she never studies. >> Um. >> yeah, that's what GBT is for. >> You can't confess that. Now that's real. >> I've told Harper, I know like she. doesn't like schoolwork and all that. kind of stuff, but it's important to. learn to work hard for things. Yeah.

>> Whether you're working hard for a. podcast or social media or singing or. this or that, you just have to work. hard. >> Yeah. >> Yep. >> That's valid. >> And if you don't work hard, you know, you won't achieve what you want in life, you'll be homeless. >> She's like, that doesn't sound half bad. >> No, I actually was talking to my mom. I. said, I think I would be fine as being. homeless. You'll be homeless. >> Like I would love that. No, like just. like being able to sleep on the sand or. something. I would love that. >> It's kind of odd. Homeless people real. estate. >> No, I don't think you would enjoy that.

You wouldn't enjoy not having. >> There's dangerous people out there. >> Not if you're the homeless one. Ain't. nobody going to mess with you. >> Yeah. Well, maybe Deborah from the lobby. would enjoy though. >> No, I I am genuinely like I'm friends. with like homeless people. I meet people. at this one bridge I go to a lot and I'm. pretty sure they're homeless and I'm. make pretty good friends with them. >> You lowkey are the homeless person. walking down the street. >> She keeps going to go. She's like told. her so much. >> We've told her not to go. >> Yeah, that's why she's going. >> No, I go there. I make friends. There's.

a guy named there and. >> Do you not remember what we said? We. said the one night we went, it was a. random Tuesday and the cops were out. patrolling because the place is so. dangerous. >> Yeah, I know. But I got. >> and people are lighting the bridge on. fire. when I tried to spread the gospel. to Alton. >> What's the guy's name? Um, >> that's good. That's always good. >> Mhm. >> M that like went around like killing. girls. You You would know. >> what? >> Jeffrey Dundy. >> Yes. Jeffrey Donald. >> Ted Bundy. >> Ted Bundy. That's Bundy. >> Ted B. Ted Bundy was a nice guy and. >> girls probably walked up to him and just. thought he was just the greatest person.

Probably at Old. >> He would probably go to old Alton. Bridge. >> He could convince girls that he was a. nice guy and oh, you want to go get ice. cream? You want to go on a little date? Yeah, of course I do. You're so cute. And then they get in his little. Volkswagen bug and guess what? The door. is broken. They can't get out. Now. they're trapped in Ted Bundy's. Volkswagen bug and they were never to be. seen again. And it was all these LOL. fans, don't look up. >> Oh yeah. Sorry. >> Not yet. Not yet. >> No. >> Don't go to Bridges. >> I've been thinking about this. You know. that I brush my teeth every night and. day. Now I used.

to have beautiful teeth. We believe that. you brush. >> I believe you brush your teeth. We were. just kidding. >> And she she's only had I mean every time. we go to the dentist they say they're. very clean. Your teeth are only one. cavity. I just have one cavity. >> than than a lot of people. >> Better than me. I get all the cavities. But I think you said that. >> Reese gets all the cavities and she. brushes her teeth all the time. >> She's got bad teeth. >> I don't understand how people are like. cavity prone like that. >> Mhm. >> I'm anti-avity prone. >> No, that's not the truth. >> It's your like enamel is not as good. Like some people don't even have enamel.

at all. They have to go to the dentist, get it put on. >> Is that what teeth whitening strips are. going to do to me? >> They they strip your enamel. >> Yeah. You probably don't want to do them. all the time. >> Yeah. >> Oh my gosh. I don't want that. I'm going. to stop. >> I'm going to stop. >> Or just get it done professionally at. the dentist like every six months or. something. >> I do want to get veneers. >> Oh, >> you have beautiful. >> What I was going to tell my mom is, is. it okay? So, when I turn 18 and I go to. LA, >> um, I'm going to get a nose job. >> You have a perfect nose. Turn to the. side. >> What kind of job can you get within your. nose? >> There's a there's a.

>> Turn to the side. Let me see the side. pro. No, your nose. You have a beautiful. nose. >> You have a very good nose. >> I want it to be like more like this. >> Oh, >> no. No, that's a little piggy. >> Like you live in Hulu. >> That's kind of like, >> you know, the Hunger Games, the people. in the capital like are crazy, >> right? They start looking to be a little. smaller and a little more up. >> No, I'm just going to get the bridge of. my nose. >> There's no need. >> I think that's a slippery slope. >> No, it is. I'm looking at it as a. >> I'll be honest, like I wouldn't that. stuff's really in my opinion for like. situations where you really need it.

where it's like really bad. Maybe you're. in an accident or something like that. Like for some reason, >> you got to think like they could do it. and it could look way worse, >> too. I know, but then I'll just down. again. >> You don't want to start with that. I. just want to get you beautiful. >> No, do you remember what we were talking. about before? People develop like a. blindness to stuff like that. You get a. nose job and you're like, >> you ever been to LA, but you look. around, everyone just. >> Yeah, >> this is true. >> They don't look natural. >> People the the lip filler blindness, the. Botox blindness, all of it. The freaking. everything. They're talking to you and.

it's like words are coming out but your. mouth ain't moving. >> Yeah. I always just think don't start it. because once you start it then well and. especially if you're going to like a spa. where they give you Botox or whatever. they're always going to be like well you. could do a little of this or you could. do a little of that or hype you up. >> The same I had a friend who had had some. plastic surgery and she was like well I. asked the plastic surgeon like what else. should I do? And I was like you should. never you should never ever ever ask. that. I was like, cuz she was like, "Well, they said maybe my nose and maybe. this." And I was like, "You're beautiful.

just the way God made you.". >> They convince you that you need it. because they get more money when you do. it. >> No, but like genuinely, this is just my. plan when I'm older. And I know I'm not. going to have anybody stop me. I'm not. going to have anybody stop. >> Nose a little higher up. >> The Wait, I'm confused about that part. cuz that's ugly. That's weird. >> No, no bump in the middle of my nose. >> No, but you want to walk around like. this. >> You don't even have a bump. >> No, she wants like the small like. >> Hi, guys. Guys, I caught my nose just. done recently. Like, >> wait, >> turn back to the side. It's like It's. embarrassing on it.

>> Wait, turn to the side. >> What's embarrassing? >> You already have the lift. >> Yeah, your nose has the little like. you're talking about. You see this bump. right here? >> I think everyone has that. I've got. that. That's natural. Either way, they. can't even shave that. I'm going to do. that. Then I'm going to get like half of. a millimeter of lip filler just to fill. it out a little more. And then I'm going. to get um what's it called? Veneers. And. then I'm going to get a little bit of. Botox. And then I'm gonna look like. this. >> No, dude. I promise you, no dude is. gonna be like, "Dang, Harper." Like, I. would have dated you if you had a nose.

job. But. >> because you had a little bit of color. >> Here's the other. >> Come back to me after you see a doctor. No one's going to say that. >> These are the words of advice from your. mother. >> None of that stuff is going to bring you. happiness. >> None of that's going to bring you. happiness, though. >> In old times, you think they didn't have. nose jobs when your mom was younger or. what? >> I was super young. No. No. Well, I just. think from what I've seen and from. >> people that get a lot of work, it. doesn't make them any happier. There's. always some some sort of flaw. And so I.

always say just don't focus on how you. look all the time because it'll make you. unhappy. >> What I'm going to say is if I was a mom, which I'm never going to be because I. don't want to be a mom, but. >> and she should be a mom cuz she's so. good with kids. >> Okay. Well, no. But. >> you are. >> Thank you. But no, I I don't want to be. a mom. I don't want to do that. Anyways, so basically like cuz they cost so much. money and all that. They're They're not. that expensive. >> I don't know. >> Unless they're. >> You won't be able to afford them. >> unless they're doing plastic surgery, I. guess. >> No. No. >> But no, if I was a mom, I would be like,

"Okay, these are my ground rules. You I. want to know everything about you. I. want I want to know everything about. you, and I want to help you with that. So, you can do whatever you want. Just. don't do drugs and stuff.". >> Oh, bet. >> And then And then Yeah. Just like if you. want to be out as late as you can, just. tell me, and I'll and I'll drive you. everywhere. Oh yeah. >> Nothing good happens after Midnight. Kids. >> Oh my gosh. >> Nothing good. >> Everything good happens after Midnight. Kid. >> You ever been to a movie premiere? No, I'm kidding. >> But yeah. >> All right. Well, thank you guys so much. for watching this episode today. Thank.

you so much, Robert, for coming on. Catch a tour at the merch table. >> Thanks for having me. >> I'll see you around. >> I'll be at the merch table. >> All right. We'll see you guys. Five.