Harper’s Has A Boyfriend!

guys I have the worst story in the world. story um I me and this guy have been. talking ever since I moved on from you. know who I'm not going to talk about him. because he thinks he's all. that got the drama yeah but um what's it. called what are you. saying no but what's it called like. literally it's so bad like we've been. talking for like a while like two months.

maybe you've been talking to this guy. for two months wait a second were you. talking to this guy while you were still. talking to the other guy she kind of M. yes no but wait you like you like wait. you like actually like a guy kind of. he's a little musty he has really long. nails that are yellow oh it's like disg. then why do you like him why would you I. don't know it's disg you think you're. going to fix him is that your plan it's. disgusting like I don't know wait so why. do you like this guy cuz I mean he's the. only guy left in my school and I have to. have a boyfriend or else people think.

I'm weird okay well when wait so is he. your boyfriend yeah yeah that's crazy. guys Harper has a boyfriend Harper got a. boyfriend the thing is his okay it's. like he asked me he asked me like a week. ago and I was like I was like sure how. he ask you he was like will you be my. girlfriend like I was like sure I me he. just straight up said hey Harper will. you be my girlfriend yes I was like I. don't sure sure whatever was that. awkward yeah and so I mean yeah a little. bit but like I like I was like whatever. sure I don't care it probably won't last. for long but he's like Harper like I.

kind of want to like go on your podcast. and I was like oh I don't know I don't. think cash and M and Kate will like that. and they were like uh why I I wouldn't. care if your boy I I want your boyfriend. to come on the par he's really weird. though he like wear's these weird song. why are you dating this guy if you all. you said is negative things I got a. boyfriend he's horrible and disgusting. no he just SPS when he talks and stuff. it's just disgust I do that sometimes. like he's like this poor guy if he. watches this episode he's breaking with.

you and also I don't think I could ever. kiss him that's the thing like he's just. disgusting like I I I haven't even held. hands with him because of his nails does. he have masculine. features he looks like a noodle in the. nicest way. possible that was crazy he looks like. the piece of hair on Cash's hat which is. mine my hair extensions yes and so like. I don't know how to I don't know what to. do guys like I don't want to I don't. know if I should break up with him or. not but I thought I should maybe like. bring him on the podcast but that's.

finally also I like gave him's address. oh oh he's here oh he's here right now. yeah bring him home. Kyle Kyle Kyle oh. no who's. back. back Kyle no he sugar don't touch his. nails don't touch his God you always Li. to. those K sit down.

I'll sit right here this time since my. little boo thing's in my normal. seat oh God Kyle's such a we's my hug at. kind of guy Kyle's your boyfriend Kyle's. the where's my hug at and. the Kyle is your boyriend what's wrong. with the little game of peekaboo Kyle. from the LOL Bros. podcast go subscribe to L Bros if you. haven't. already Kyle has already been on our our. podcast what yeah done our podcast you.

know the one you're not involved in. because doesn't want to show up on those. days sure so we had to make a whole new. podcast called L May because I have a. life that with rumors spread around me. rumors who spreading rumors by my baby. girl can you please take those glasses. off no bro what please just just don't. talk it's just ask. brother. Tu so not how you do it but it's okay. yes brother I can't I still can't. believe Kyle's that is not.

close to Accurate of what you're. supposed to do why are you being rich my. yeah ugly boy is this how you is this. how you treat my girl when I'm not yeah. I haven't even talked to her yeah I. don't know from what I've seen you've. been pretty freaking rude he does live. in I've been rude yeah you want to know. what your girl said what what my girl. said she said you have long yellow. nails let's see. him oh she r. you weren't lying oh my go well your.

nails look like me D french fries well. you know what you have to take those to. the doctor to get off my my girl you got. some AT&T in your ass my girl won't give. me my own she won't give me head. scratches so I had to grow mine out to. get myself head scratches why wouldn't. you scratch her head because last time. he said her his head why I'm tired of. this this one always been pronouncing it. yeah this one dude m always gets Kyle's.

pronouns wrong and it's just so messed. up it's just ridiculous have it you know. last time Kyle he um he like shook his. head down and a bunch of oil like. Spilled Out lice it's called lice no but. he got no it wasn't well a lot a little. different lice were coming out for. seasoning on his chicken wing but he. like put his chicken wait wait did. anybody understand that sentence so he. used his lice for seasoning no no he's. over there at the Chien I don't see. what's wrong with it he gets his from. Chicken Express he's like do you know Li.

you want some you want anybody got salt. yeah here you go y'all know what lice is. bugs you know what bugs are protein I. probably got the highest protein intake. in the room I probably eat more protein. than all y'all put together yeah the. thing is like you Jim bro Kyle it's just. a freaking loot Le do a push-up do do 10. push-ups Kyle he I got to prove myself. to some wimpy boys I'm not proving. myself bro wow that's only only only. only only baby boys need need their.

friends to do push-ups to prove it no. what's it called like you got a real. masculine man there guys can y'all. GLE no you yeah Kate can or I mean uh I. wish you was here show us we've already. gleaked on this show no yes we have yeah. what can you please tell me what. gleeking is it's like where you when you. go like mm can you do it Kyle Kyle's GNA. do. it oh my gosh I think.

what just happened that's like a water. gun oh my goodness that's not leaking. what are you talking about Kyle Kyle. that's not. Ley down we're going to have to moop the. floor active shooter active. shooter no I can actually G without. putting water in my mouth right. that. ready wait wait again K do it again. K do it again Kyle.

name sound the same M say itive shooter. when it happens I don't think we can say. that can you not. wait for this active. shooter I don't think we say I don't. think we do that do it do it cash get up. cash come on it's good it's safe he crop. dusted but he's still there cash move. get out of here why does he do that to. himself I don't know the house I don't. oh what is this for is it g no it's.

still. [Music]. there I'm not anymore oh my goodness. what was that. dude I came out of nowhere help me help. oh help pleas. help don't girl like.

that hey hey. hey's coming at. you all right guys so right now cash and. Kyle are arguing while cash is trying to. to do something Harper if you're. listening I'm cash pouring water on. Harper this this is forgetting me Harper. Kyle's doing nothing oh oh oh. oh are you okay girl oh my goodness oh.

my goodness Harper Harper's soaked right. now I help me I will protect. you Kyle is Kyle is acting funny cash is. soaked give me that no no not the. jellyfish I'm soaking wet Kyle why. wouldn't you help me Kyle why didn't you. help oh my seat's wet everything's. wet Kyle why I tried to.

help this man abused me yeah right yeah. I'm stronger you Wimpy. boy just sat. there my hair is wet for those of you. listening and all out War just came out. but we're all resolved now honestly. we're all friends yeah har so she looks. like she just went to the water. park har just got off the slide she did. the log she's got off it does look like.

you did the log ride look at her shirt. oh it's like when you're at six spikes. and you go on the one ride that's the. the the wet one and then you then you're. walking out after like also my boyfriend. has like a strawberry phone case can you. just. stop I literally do not guys it might. not look like I'm soing wet because my. shirt's black but this thing is so well. you know what my socks are wet how long. does hair long hair this long take to. dry oh a while I I personally would know. I've never had hair long before like.

that yeah yeah you don't have long hair. his Beard's a little long your Beard's. about as long as this thing yep y mhm. your beer looks more like a bad. tattoo what does that even mean uh it. means it looks like a B I was going to. say what listen means it look like like. a tattoo well I will have y'all know I. literally literally shaved this morning. so so it grows back that fast cu the.

lies stimulate his blood circulation no. because I'm a real man something to do. with the lies for sure oh yeah yeah also. active shooter drills that is crazy. because you cannot get under there well. we're going to have to B that word every. time what do you mean active shooter. they say that in school you have to do. active shooter drills no it's um what's. it called it's called um lockdown yeah. lockdown drills yeah but they say in. case of an act they also that's like the. correct ter I'm using the correct. term I don't like that word no no no.

shooting no. shooting uh but no if they say to get. under chairs and desks or is that. tornado tornado so what are you do in an. active shooter a tornado flew around you. just hide sing it what the sing it you. turn off the lights and lock the doors. I'm not doing that baby who locked the. door and no stop that that didn't do. nothing hey now that I have water. activated I can leak ready stop it. seriously not no I didn't see nothing. I'll beat you up I didn't see anything.

oh I didn't see stop it everyone stop. spitting on me hey uh Kyle y do do my. name don't worry listen listen listen. we've already I mean I already not the. biggest fan of you I'll be honest but. you know listen despite our differences. me and cash we need to know if you're. good enough to date date our co-host. yeah what do you need to know about me I. want to know what you do for work yeah I. am a what do you do what do you do as a. job I'm a host on some big podcasts.

what's the name LOL Bros you're not a. host that podcast is not big but you. guys should go subscribe so it can be. big one day and you're also not a host. Link in the description LOL have I been. on the podcast before you just showed up. I'm still waiting for my check from. those episodes actually no one invited. you you also no no checks are coming in. because we're not getting enough views. so you guys should go subscribe brow. podcast Link in the description you to. beted just leave it on autoplay. everybody please just autoplay and leave. it on you can.

you go subscribe to our other podcast. because we need subscribers oh God. that's really bad what's bad you only. have. 26.1k oh are some subs excuse me yeah. yeah we're only at 26,000 subscribers. yeah I saw how well your recent YouTube. video did so let me see uh oh don't. disrespect he said you fell off it got. 3133 on like 100 D in 24 hours which the. one that you were in oh she is kind of. right ow uh but anyways uh anyways open.

that back up let me see them views let. me see them views the one the one that I. made my own self why y she know how to. do it she know how to work YouTube. unlike you fools oh yeah oh there it is. and you see me personally I was actually. thinking about starting my own YouTube. channel and my only dilemma and I need. you guys to listen to me please my only. dilemma and nobody is listening to. me listen to my.

boyfriend okay well I was going to ask. permission but now I'm just not going to. ask permission wait what do you want. permission for well I see I was going to. start my own YouTube channel so crazy. Kyle is what it would be called just. like just Kyle just Kyle that's even. better just Kyle oh oh the name is just. Kyle great so I was thinking of starting. my own YouTube channel but my dilemma. hey I don't know how to do that cool. itow so I was thinking of you guys to. help me I was thinking you guys could.

make my channel give me video ideas. produce the videos for me and post them. for me so what are you gonna do do. whatever y'all need me to do so I can. get a paycheck from YouTube you K just. wants a paycheck okay have you ever. heard of a job uh that's what I'm trying. to get is a YouTube job du once me madx. start dating I won't be falling off will. I are you going to use for clout who is. that I'm just joking that's C. that's crazy to say right in front of.

your boyfriend that's wild no you know. what honestly I'm done honestly if this. I'm are you breaking up right now TI I. say they got I say they got a fight. before they break up I'm tired of the. disrespect a physical fight you the one. that got with me like you were the one. who like well I had to get on this. podcast somehow they wouldn't they they. were barely letting me pass on the Bros. so you used you're me for clout just. just for the record we've still never. invited Kyle on the Bros podcast he just. show one. and you know who what you're using me.

for clout just I am not I just wanted to. come on the podcast so I could get. views well well that's kind of the. definition kind what she said are you. crying baby girl no it's just the water. that you didn't save me from I tried I. did everything I could well you didn't. save me from it do you see that look at. me in the eye what the you have. lashes look at me in the eye I did. everything I could. are you it was it wasn't enough are you.

gay no I'm. not why do. you why do you have lashes oh my. goodness and why are your nails T. there Harper no oh that's hilarious man. that was so funny. they secret.

signs that's going to that's going to. make me cry out tears the laughter man. we yeah it we keep that it's funny keep. that keep that in that was wild I'm not. laughing over here I'm not laughing. either my boyfriend's gay no stop stop. that's a fair that's a fair reason not. to laugh no reason we can't roll with. this everybody stop. kiss yeah Kyle literally kissed me Kyle.

is gay okay Kyle is not you kiss me you. gay I'm not saying I'm not. gay we can't do this no no I'm kidding. but me and Kyle did KISS Once Upon a. Time hey hey and it was nice it's fine. we we did we did what see Kyle's trying. to kiss me right now I literally did. nothing huh Kyle was looking at catch. you sit up bro I'm chilling dog I'm like.

Harper height now we fit in frame. better what are you look at like sorry. you're just kind of I just I feel like. y'all's relationship is a little rocky. not as much as me and the other. guys oh. y'all over. there who relationship you talking about. here uh yours and yours and yours and. yours well we're getting played you're. dating both of.

us you're going to have to make up your. mind. Kyle I'll just pull an Eeny Meeny money. mo. honest what een meeny miny mo whoever it. lands on oh no m not over a guitar it's. I hope that's not scratch Kyle is doing. Eeny meyy Mo whoever it lands on gets to. be with Kyle really I don't even know if. you I want to be with you anymore cuz. you spilled the water on me I hope it. lands on you I don't what makes you. think they both want to be with you I. know they do bro all right well do eenie.

meeny Mighty Mo Eeny. Meeny not the zesty mo catch a fat chick. by her toe what. the what did you just. say what I didn't like hey she looked at. you when she said that no yall ever. heard of heard of heard of Justin B. that's it that's it hold on hold on.

does it smell bad I can't smell anything. I can't smell. anything I can't keep doing this so who. do you want to be with not that I can't. tell if the smell is fall oh my sock's. wet now go that's what you deserve my. sock is. wet the smell is also following. me that was a bad one all right finish. your un me money.

mo I don't think I can I don't think you. can either I don't think anyone can make. I can't breathe it's hard to talk he. doesn't want to open his mouth it's hard. to talk not going to lie the smell is. thick no I actually can't smell it. surprise. surprise all right hey huh we've all uh. never mind we not go ahead no no go. ahead say it not about worse will bleep. head.

M I feel like. it's no go dude I've been here Kyle I've. been I've been in your situation where. you got to dump one or the other he's. going to say it what say it okay I've. been in this situation and you know what. it happened to me I was in the bathroom. I was actually constipated what the and. and this girl was crying and she's like. hey like are you going to be with me. blah blah blah blah blah and uh. I had to dumper and I was constipated at.

the same time and we'll just say we'll. just say it was it was the hardest dump. I ever. took so I don't know how feel that that. was a horrible joke I'm sorry I don't. think I liked it h i don't think I did I. thought you were going to say your girl. your girl was like mad at you and you. were trying to use the bathroom and she. was like you're either going to use the. bathroom or it's me and you had to. choose which one you wanted to dump see. that would make more sense well no so. there was two girls I dumped both of. them that one was the hardest dump I. ever took then what the then I took um.

some of that medicine and I had the. easiest dump I ever took what what I. don't know I don't know. wait I had the easyest St when I took. medicine but none of them were girls oh. laxatives laxatives yeah M took. lative. also I don't I don't think I like. it but y'all ever heard of Sean Kingston. that's his song I was singing eeny meeny. miny mo catch a fat chick by her toe.

yeah that's SE if she holla if if if she. H she's indecisive she can't decide she. keep on. moving from left to right yall know that. song No M no ma please no. M no no M's gonna do oh he's doing it oh. he's doing it I'm so sorry for. everybody's ears everybody mute your. microphones now no turn that. up oh boy actually sing good oh wa have.

you been. all to she's. in from right yeah which song you. want. obviously. [Music]. Isen. Isen sh knows it's not Co she goes to. school you know sh is a een.

Meeny cuz I don't like. C and cow don't like. me what are you trying to cover up here. bro what are you singing I I just. freeballing I just singing let me start. from the. beginning mo catch a fat chick by her. toe if she. holler if she holler let her go she's. indecisive. she can't she keeps.

moving right I don't know the words. after that come a bit. closer wait yeah no what come a bit. closer Come a Little Closer no look me. in my eyes look me in that no you see. the next line look me in my eyes calm a. little closer no no so wrong you SE. [Music]. T and leave and disappear right after. so give me.

[Music]. the me. [Music]. out I'm notop. [Music]. I love.

heren I love. her I love him. W what just. [Laughter]. happened what just. happened oh I don't know how I'm going. to explain this to. gate wait I would hate for to see that. so sorry oh yeah I'm sorry I don't think.

it's going to work out you brought your. boyfriend on to the episode and then. cash starts baking out with. him so sorry I'm I don't think it's G to. work out between us TBH you're cool. though cuz he liked them big. lips yeah I hope we don't get. copyrighted for. that you all think I sounded too close. to to Sean Kingston I think I sounded. close to JB and you sounded I I think I. played it pretty close we're never. playing it before har why you acting.

like you don't know that song I don't. what do you mean you talking about. what's the chorus. sh I don't. know came out the year she closer I. don't know Come a Little Closer Come a. Little Closer baby baby if you be my. baby then I'm crazy tonight what song. you singing what the Victorious oh yeah. for real not you're telling me you don't. know. that song by Justin Bieber.

no have that's possible have you ever. been to a have you ever been to a roller. skating rink yes you know what I'm. just and I'm quite concerned about this. realization I've come to oh Kyle's. realized something how old are. you well I mean I told you I was 18 but. no shot no but like you you would go for. younger girls right no shot do you want. me to get arrested cuz I I can't go back.

to prison again you know this I was very. open about my prison record and you are. trying to get me sent back okay how old. are you Kyle please call the cops get. get him s back get out of here he'll. stop showing up on the Pod FBI we got. him Kyle who have you been with me Kyle. what is there anyone else Harper should. know about I think the real question is. there anyone else he should know about. me what and if. if I'm being open and honest with you.

cash my good friend and friend and. friend only that's all you are to me. yeah there's no one else you should. worry. about pink you promise pink you pink you. promise what do you what's that okay. Pink Promise I don't trust them. biggy wait I got something for M we. can't hear you I got something for you. what are you Whispering about what are. you saying listen so Harper you know how. you always pick at your skin on the. podcast yeah stop it stop picking at. your skin you know you can't you you. can't help it if you're not fiddling.

with something no stop it one more thing. one guess what I'm going to get the. taser hey I'm the same way where is the. taser yeah so was that a fidget ring. yeah it's this thing have you played. with one yes it's a um I know what it's. called um I don't know what it's called. train wheel this is called what a train. wheel a train wheel a train wheel yes. what is. what you just made that up no no I have. one do it what the train wheel y'all. y'all both know what this thing is. that's not what you do you're just.

crushing it come a little closer how do. you do it uh well I do it like this you. just rotate it what is it. wow yeah but you can do it on the. podcast instead of messing up the. microphone some sort of do hickey that. they can fidget with yeah I use it a lot. I really like it I have one at home. actually wait why was that just in your. pocket because I carry it with me. everywhere I have I have one you haven't. seen me play with it wait let me see I. have a blue what the I have a blue one. he just farted again bro how is that all.

inside you got him hey hey I farted on. the microphone hey hey I farted on the. microphone smelling up the whole place. hey I love it when he does. that do it again you want microphone. again I don't care what you do oh what. don't please don't. who freaking. farted look that's my natural hair when.

it gets wet wait why is your knees so. dark I self-tan just your knees you just. self-tan just your knees no look oh I. like a girl with dark. knees you did you did like you dark KN. until you cheated on her yeah you. horrible aren't you married me y yeah. I'm married so what what about it what. you got to say where is she now she is. in a HUD that Harper pooped.

in yeah yeah you want to tell us about. that Harper told us before the Pod she's. like people were starting rumors that I. pooped in a hot tub I would never start. that rumor started it not me I wouldn't. start that rumor what H wait yeah how. how did this poop rumor start no you. know what happened what happened the. same guy I'm always talking about on the. podcast started it again madx no no no. no we're not going to say why even we're. not even going to say I'm never going. for him ever don't even say who started. it just tell us yeah I'm not I'm not.

saying tell us about the. rumor I'm waiting well I don't got all. day so I I was in Broken Bow let just. say that broken bow oh no I was that's. too close they're gonna find Kate what. Kate's terrified every time we say a. location that she's going to get. kidnapped but good thing Kate's not look. at my natural hair that's what it looks. like when it gets wet yeah you already. said that a little weird Kyle do you. like that I do I like I do like the way. it looks on you cash Oh yeah talk in.

your mic hey um so basically what I'm. saying it is we were why is there. something in my throat Kyle did you. poison me. Kyle I knew that if I told you about my. history of poison okay in the hot tub. poop it in the hot tub we said you can't. poison people anymore I'm I'm going to. poop if you guys don't tell me about the. poop story okay okay so what happened in. the hot right now don't test me okay. fine so I'm broken bow there was this.

thing and we we went into the hot tub. every night it was for my friend's. birthday please how many is that an. episode why do you think it's funny it. is funny no it's not look at you laugh. I'm not I don't find it funny at. all he that's real not funny that's dos. will hurt get someone hurt don't do that. give me pink ey yeah you'll get someone. hurt I I'm going to get guy from doing. it and then getting close to my.

microphone okay we're going to try for. the fourth time tell us about the rumor. and how it's affected you emotionally. what. rumor the rumor of me pooping in the hot. SAU yall said pooping. no no so basically guys so basically for. the seventh. time what's wrong you want to do it. again no before the end of the episode I. will fart on M's microphone if you fart. on the microphone I'm going to kick you. so hard you going kick me I'll punch you.

I'll punch kick my butt kick my butt how. f as soon as you going to kick my butt. he farts he's going to fart even more. I'll I'll mess up the recording on all. these cameras I'll delete the video I'll. delete the whole. podcast break the SD cards what if we. deleted the whole podcast the whole. podcast Channel yeah honestly then we. get more subscribers for L Bros go. subscribe Link in the description how. about we finish the dang story oh about. what so for the six time pooping in poop.

y'all say pooping. okay next time let just not stop him. from getting say the. story so basically what happened for the. eighth time a this thing is nice I know. toy no okay so for the eighth time um. there's this rumor of me going in a hot. tub and pooping in it and it'sit so bad. so me and my friend. before just don't look don't just look. look look at me don't look over there.

hi she was like this yeah she was like. one us to. hi he Bud hi I want to hear about the. poop so bad F fine fine fine fine for. the ninth time the um so there was a. rumor going around of me pooping in hot. tub and Broken Bow so me and my friend. got spray tant before we went to we went. to Broken B because we were going to be. in like I don't know we were going to be. hiking and stuff and I thought I was. going to post on Instagram but it wasn't. so you were going to be hiking so you. said I need a spray tan yeah yes oh okay.

8 spray tan $80 spray tan. guys then um so yeah I got the spray tan. um and we went to Broken Bell once we. got there we realized that my spray tan. like started shedding off into the hot. tub and I see how the rumor May. started like do do you see that right. there when did you go to Broken Bow that. right there yeah yeah I see that that. that that's like the what shed it off.

when did you go to Broken Bow um without. you oh that hurts it was at the start of. like spring was there boys on the trip. no God no and so basically so basically. the spray T spread off and then we took. a photo of it and all that and then um. my friend pranked me that there was a. $400 fine and then it kind of spread. around the school and now was like. Harper p in hot tub and then there was. um an art class there was a bunch of. guys that Drew on a cup with a redheaded. girl in a hot tub with brown in the hot.

tub you think it was about you no no I. think no I think it was about a random. girl that pooped in the hot tub no I. didn't poop in the hot tub like what is. there else to say like how do we how do. we how do we know how do we know you're. not just blaming it on the spray T. because so far all you've convinced me. is that you pooped in a hot tub and you. don't want us to know about it I did not. poop in a hot tub I would not poop in. everybody comment in the hashtag. everybody comment in the comment section. # stop pooping in hot tubs do you think. I really pooped in a hot tub # stop.

pooping in hot tubs comment it down. below like and then make it a training. hashtag please Harper poops and hot tubs. Kyle have you ever been in a hot tub. with. Harper that she knew about what what the. you're just in there. whoa why is that one so squeaky that one. wasn't near as loud I don't know if the. audience heard that one. no we do not add the fart effects the.

fart effects are 100% real go try to go. as be your discretion maybe if as try as. many times as you can I can't now I just. I just squeezed it all out let's do a. streak of how many farts we can do. ready that sounded kind of real yeah all. right your hot tub story well there is. no. story why that's it that's well you said. have you ever been in hot tub with. Harper I asked that she was aware. no what the okay moving on to explain.

why there was another rumor going. around I love rumors oh yeah there's. another rumor that I have. rabies do rabies cuz that would be. really scary for me if you yeah and me. cuz I I'm pretty sure if you got rabies. you got it from him and guess who the. rumors going around by again no no no. it's. not she's obsessed with my life if you. don't know um madx is never going to. talk he's going to be like this girl. she's that's not Maddox oh my God I'm.

just saying mad is going to think you. crazy who is Maddox uh oh we' no one. told. him no rabies who who who's this guy. with a red I'm going to call Maddox in a. minute I'm I don't have his number but. I'm G ask him for it what do you mean. call Maddox I think madx because if I. get this if I get this dude on the phone. I don't think I can hold back I think. I'm going to let it all. out okay pretty weird who has maddox's. number me I have a snap oh let me call.

him oh God that's. crazy that is cising we're actually. calling Maddox why not have you ever. called him before Harper um I've been on. live with. him on Instagram give me that give me. that give me that I'm just joking I'm. just joking you poop in give me that. give me that give let me get it let me. get give me that give me that I'm joking. what is that I'm joking what is that. that he now give me that give me that. that looks really that looks really good. that looks really good you got looks.

really good look really good what is. that give me that give. meing I'm Gonna Eat. This Ti to or something hey where you at. Dog microphone M microphone I can't see. your face microphone microphone I know. are y on FaceTime. yeah oh well turn on the camera bro.

BR the podcast people we are the podcast. people podcast people that's all we are. the podcast. people yeah that's what they are that's. hey there you are I'm screen I'm screen. recording by the way but okay cool cuz. you're gonna be on the podcast oh I just. wanted to wanted to say hi what's up is. it coming on man I appreciate you. calling me cute man I really do oh you. know I just I I mean I didn't really.

call you cute that would be weird you. know cuz you're you're you're you're a. child so I wouldn't do that I appreciate. you no no no no no see I did not do that. that's not what that's not what was. saying I promise it's all right no no. it's not all right it's not okay I. didn't do that you know what I'm hanging. up on you this is. over recording stop screen recording. that's so funny that guy throw me under. the bus like that said no it's all right. you call me cute no that's not all right.

thanks for calling me cute guys what was. it. again I B we see send that screen. recording to Alex ready yeah wa wait. wait wait wait wait yeah yeah guys if. you guys didn't watch our other episode. this is why madx is saying Maverick. called him Q play the clip because. Maverick didit what I didn't call. him all right. fine you guys just saw the clip. cute listen to it listen to it hold on.

hold. on you're. cute he hey butd never did I say he's. cute you put those words in my mouth. hey yeah you rode with them so I didn't. ride with them they just Happ I didn't. like I didn't I don't know give me my. fidget toy I like how we call him and he. goes to podcast people to podcast people. is that all we are no. you're not you're not part of the. podcast I am you're not part of the.

podcast people well when can I be a part. of it I've tried I've been putting in. the work I've been stay in here all day. all night waiting for yall to film so I. can be here on time I can't that's so. funny that's crazy hi bud that kid just. tried to get me in trouble with the law. that K just tried to send me to. prison well how old is he 14 old enough. to know better he's to know he was. trying to trap me I can't contest that. 14-year-olds. are considered issues the law delete.

that delete that right now. har hey. BD. I I'm literally going all guys well. sorry this is my last episode I will be. in prison next episode not be here. anymore thanks the madx he can replace. me cuz I'm gone I got people on the. inside you're fine bro your people take. care of me Kyle good good care of my.

good friend Maverick cuz me and you we. like this best friends forever and ever. and ever no no matter what we stick. together even in prison when people want. to hurt us no no no matter what we stick. together someone stop her. please why do you keep calling it her I. don't know I just it's an do I look like. a her right now like genuinely when you.

look at me do I look like a he said the. dead Emoji that's an ick an I that is. not an i Harper that's an ick you're. that's an ick no she just said that's. and followed it up with that she goes. what I know Harper's problem I think I. know Harper's problem what because as I. look bad I didn't know that as you all. know I have moved on from our. relationship I think we can just be. friends now you know I know you're not. heartbroken you already moved on too I. see it but I I predict that your your.

problem is you've just never been around. a respectable guy before can you predict. the 2024 election sure can who wins. Trump hun you think H 100 want to. predict the future right now Kyle would. say that I know for a fact that my. people on the inside of The White House. oh you have people on the inside of The. White House Goa they're rigging things. obviously I have Insiders on the. election working over time disclaimer.

disclaimer we don't don't trust to thank. God say why we're going to have to start. putting a disclaimer in the beginning of. every episode we kle comes on no I want. to put a disclaimer on the beginning of. every podcast that says everything said. in this podcast is a lie and not true at. all please do not take anything said in. this podcast has accurate. information oh yeah we should do that. add a disclaimer I'm going I'm going to. set a reminder on my phone to add. disclaimer. what should our disclaimer say um.

everything on this episode is a lie. especially the things Harper says do not. listen to a thing Harper says do not. take it as true oh w we love we love. women and and we think they should work. and. vote who said that cuz I Kyle stop M. loves women and Kyle since you're really. not a real person you're actually like a. different person on the inside you just. say whatever you want to say anything. yeah I would be unhinged if if Harper. had a character on the show I can say. anything I would say anything you would.

what are youall talking about like if I. had a character if I had a character. first of all I am not a character you. want to be wait do you want to be a. character yeah and I want to say. whatever I want to say I am not a. character she comes on she's like I want. a character I am not a character why is. everyone calling me that I am a person. with feelings and a story that nobody. seems to listen to a story that needs to. be heard there's no why does everyone. seem to think that I just spawned into. the Earth mat well do you see your.

glasses are good I didn't say anything I. just looked at him he looked at me he. said M if you guys noticed Maverick. every episode he looks around he's like. I didn't look around there was no. looking around Bud Kyle you were right I. looked and that's what m looks like. every episode he's like he's asking how. much time we have left time for what can. I go eat can I go eat I am hungry can. hungry boy I got a question actually I'm. not growing my mother told me I'm. malnourished that's what she.

said yeah okay dude we were mama's. always worried about me eating we we. went home to Oklahoma say hey bud hey. bud why why do you want me to say. it the cinematics oh wait listen what is. that Harper you sly little fox you oh me. I wasn't me that was you what was that. go back to that what was it I'm feeling. very left out what was it what was it. what was it it was a story and then what. is what is the the. background oh that's me and me and um.

Addie that's a girl oh that's a girl. that's a girl oh it doesn't. look something no no scroll back no Let. It Go how it was oh gosh okay yeah we. can't show that on the screen guys I'm. sorry about that it's my friend oh don't. worry anyways we went to Oklahoma. Oklahoma and my mom was. O my mom was like Maverick you're just. I'm worried about you you're going to be. so malnourished cuz you don't eat any. food all you eat is chicken strips and.

hamburgers I eat plenty mom and and then. I mean we thought she was just joking. trolling right and then my mom calls. she's like I just hope you know I I. didn't mean to hurt your feelings about. that hey bud and we were like Mom you. you you didn't hurt her feelings or his. feelings did she hurt your feelings yeah. yeah Mom hurt my feelings real bad yo. can y'all get off your phones what are. you doing what are you doing that's so. important there's this bad kid on my wa. let me see what what bad kid look he's. texting an editor oh my goodness that is.

a bad kid I can't I don't I don't what. are you doing don't look at that what. what the heck did I just pick up what. did I just pick up okay don't need that. I haven't even B on mine no y'all have. all been on your phones all right fine. time no phones dang all these phones are. heavy man let me fuel no that's okay. okay I'm pretty freaking mad cuz. apparently I'm not even a part of the. podcast and you're taking my stuff oh. toes I dare you okay what the wait why.

you touching her feet cash don't. touch wait let me pop your toes I. actually do this cool thing don't don't. take off my sock no help help. help he got out of his chair and put his. butt towards me fart thought I was going. to fart on you yes you you. help wait let me take your toes I'm.

going to pop you're I'm not I'm not. going to fart okay watch ready no you. got toax your toes no no no the big to's. broken. see see I just popped your toes that's. it listen to. this wait what was. that did she bre that with her mouth no. no what no she would get wa. wait wait do it it won't go anymore.

ready do. it oh she's doing it with her mouth. she's it sounds like she's like winding. up a Jack In The Box. like you guys ever play with a Jack Jack. in the Box. sounds I Know Jack box is. like what kind of Jack box you doing my. Jack box may have been. broken my Jack the box is like. right did you guys did you ever play. with a Jack In The Box yes a clown I.

have one I saw a picture I wish I jack. ever or Jack ever came out of the box no. listen that's what my picture's about. Jack came out of the box yeah I saw a. picture of Jack in the Box the. restaurant you guys know that part of. the sign was off and Jack came out of. the box oh you saw that no I'm asking. what the they you just spitballed that. what do you mean yeah the the so there. Jack I've always wondered if Jack could. come out of the box yeah so Jack in the. Box at the restaurant it's a box right. yep and half of the Box R Jack came out.

yeah how do you know this just asking do. you saw the meme huh no I just want to. know if Jack came out of the box yeah. the half of the box is ripped open and. the meme was like he escaped dude that's. crazy it's almost like you sent me the. meme oh did I send. you did I. really hey Bravo. bra I'll text Alex the mem so so we can. pop it up on the screen listen to my toe. pop it it's it's still broken for every. time you tell us to listen just. something pop nothing pops and quite.

frankly I'm getting tired of hearing. nothing. listen Okay I heard something that Alex. the. camera God M do you perhaps know what I. sent you that Meme on no but I know I. saw it so I think you sent it to me. unless we just both happen to see it um. you think I sent it to I don't really. know I'm not going to lie guys. what I'm done with the podcast well then. leave Kyle okay well Kyle's done so I. guess we're done too all right we'll see.

you guys next time peace. [Music].