Harper's Going To Shave Cash's Head!

If we hit 3 million followers on the. Cash and Harper account by August 15th, I am waxing and shaving. >> [laughter]. >> and shaving Cash's head. >> There'll be no hair left on his entire. body. >> The entire body? You're going to wax. your legs? >> And his eyebrows, everything. It's all. off. >> No, we didn't That's not [laughter]. That's not Here's what I think. I think. by the end of the year if y'all hit 10. million, Harper should have to do. something. >> Yeah. >> Let's see. What could a Harper do? Um we. knock YOUR TEETH OUT. >> [laughter].

>> ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S UP, GUYS? WELCOME. BACK. Me and Harper are starting a thing. on our Cash and Harper account. And it's. probably already out actually at this. point cuz we're probably going to film. it right after this. And this episode. doesn't come out for like 2 weeks. Um but we have decided. >> [laughter]. >> that if our account hits. >> is actually real. And I'm shocked. >> that if our account. I don't want to say that. >> No, isn't it your hair? >> Yes. >> Okay. >> If our account hits 5 million FOLLOWERS.

YOU JUST WANT ME TO SHAVE MY HEAD. >> AND YOU DON'T WANT TO SHAVE YOUR HEAD, MAN. NO, OKAY. If our account hits 3. million followers, which is in the. middle of 1 million. Yeah, away from my fry. If our If it If. it's in the middle of 1 million. >> Who Who are you talking to? >> [laughter]. [laughter]. >> The thing This isn't even a fry. Okay, okay, well. if our account hits 3 million followers. and. Get away from my food. There's flies.

everywhere. I don't know why there are so many bugs. in this house. It's disgusting. >> Maybe probably cuz of me. Okay, sorry. >> Cuz you walked in the house. >> Wait, this is the formal announcement. If we hit 3 million followers. >> No, this is not a formal announcement. This [laughter] is not something Just so. you know, no matter how many times it's. said on this episode, it is not. official. >> It is official. >> No, it's not. >> IF WE HIT UNFORTUNATELY, it's not. >> If we HIT 3 MILLION WHY WHY DON'T WHY. DON'T YOU SHAVE YOUR HEAD, MAN? >> Because I don't have an account with. Harper. If me and Harper had an account. >> wouldn't do it. me and Harper had an. account. If we got 5 million followers.

in a month, I would I would. I'd SHAVE MY HEAD. >> YOU WANT TO SHAVE YOUR HAIR? >> THAT'S WHAT IT'S GOING TO BE [laughter]. LIKE. >> IT WOULDN'T LOOK BAD. IT PUT your hair. all the way back. Put your hair all the. way back. >> All right, this is what I'd look like. >> [laughter]. >> Will I be chopped? >> You're going to look LIKE A Q-TIP. >> [laughter]. >> LIKE A Q-TIP. >> IT WOULDN'T BE THAT BAD. >> YOU'RE MAKING me mad. >> Wait. >> Can I kiss me, Kate? >> Wait, you know that thing where it's.

like it's like select your skin tone and. it just gets wider. That's his face. Look, it just gets [laughter] wider as. it goes up. >> Okay. And you'll never have a shaved head in. your entire life. So, this is the time. to do it. >> 3 million followers on TikTok or. YouTube? >> THIS PROBABLY GROWS BACK IN WHAT, like 6. months? >> Cash, no. You're not always going to. have thick, pretty hair. You're going to. start going bald when you get older. So, you should enjoy it now. >> your hair every once in a while. >> Anytime we plan a group trip, the. biggest goal is simple. We want to. actually spend time together and enjoy. the people we're with. >> My family experienced that when we took.

a trip to Destin, Florida. With my. family, there are always a lot of. people, a lot of opinions, and a lot of. moving parts when we're trying to plan. something. >> Which sounds fun, but also slightly. chaotic. >> Very chaotic, but that's also what makes. those trips so special. We booked to. stay through Airbnb and having a place. where everyone could come together made. the whole trip feel so much easier. Instead of everyone splitting off after. a long day, we could come back, sit. around together, talk about what we did, and figure out what we wanted to do. next. One of my favorite memories was. everyone gathering around the dining.

table after dinner, playing cards, laughing, and debating who was actually. winning. Because somebody was definitely. making up the rules. And honestly, those are usually the. moments you remember the most. The. conversations that happen when nobody is. rushing anywhere and everyone is just. enjoying being together. >> Plus, family trips always have the. random funny moments that become the. stories you tell later. Like someone. always forgetting something important. >> Usually more than one person. >> Okay, I feel targeted. >> Booking a stay through Airbnb gave us.

the kind of place where everyone could. relax, reconnect, and make those. memories together. >> Wait, let me do the formal announcement. >> No, it's not formal. >> If we hit. If we hit 3 million followers on the. Cash and Harper account. >> Can I Can we get that signed in a. contract? >> by August. >> Wait, everybody stop interrupting her. >> Yeah, I'm going to keep interrupting. because it's not formal. I'm not. allowing it to be formal. >> Okay, but let her say her. >> You guys none of you guys are going to. be affected by this. >> How are you going to be affected? >> I'm going to have to sleep next to you. every night. >> He'll have some hair back in like 3. weeks. What if I look good with a buzz. cut? Some people look good with a buzz. cut.

>> look good with a buzz cut. >> You might look like Sid from Toy Story. >> [laughter]. >> Okay, ready? Ready? Okay. Okay. If we hit 3 million followers on the. Cash and Harper account by August 15th, I am waxing and shaving. >> waxing [laughter]. >> and shaving Cash's head. >> There'll be no hair on his entire body. >> That's not happening. >> body? You're going to wax your legs? >> And his eyebrows, everything. It's all. off. >> No, we didn't have that. >> [laughter]. >> that that that that. >> Eyebrows grow back in LIKE 2 WEEKS. >> EYEBROWS I DON'T THINK GROW BACK. THIS.

IS A WHOLE VIDEO IN ITSELF. Just. you sitting there and Harper has you. like tied down, she plucks each. individual eyelash. >> You'll wonder what a disaster style. >> EYELASH THAT'LL BE CRAZY. >> [laughter]. >> YOU DO THINGS TO STRESS me out. >> Just one. >> 22 one of those things that stress me. out. >> What? >> this is one of those things that stress. me out. >> There's nothing to be stressed about. >> Stay calm. >> like they're going to hit 3 million. followers. >> told you he was going to buzz his hair. and I said stay calm, would you feel. calm? >> I'd stay calm. On TikTok, that's just. stupid. >> What? >> not stay calm on YouTube. If Cash and. Harper.

>> I bet So, can we buzz it right now? >> If he got 3 million. subscribers on a brand new YouTube. channel. >> you freak out on the podcast when I was. gone. >> money. She's like I get paid for. YouTube, SO YEAH. >> POINT OF CUTTING YOUR HAIR for no money? >> On TikTok you don't get paid, so she's. like I don't know. Just kind of make. love with the game. >> No, it's not love of the game. It's just a piss your wife off. >> I feel like should have to do something. too when we hit it. >> Okay, since there's nothing in the store. for me, obviously, people want to see me. shut something down. >> get to 3 million, have Cash do. something, and then you got to get to 6. million and you do something. >> When we did this, we. >> Oh, that's good.

That's good, and then at 6 mil, we do. something to Harper. Yeah. >> But what would you do? >> we do to you? We knock your teeth out. >> What the. >> [laughter]. >> ALL RIGHT, READY? >> WHAT IF WHAT IF WHAT IF I GET. >> HOLD ON, GUYS. [laughter]. STOP. STOP. STOP IT. >> WHAT IF I GET BRACES? Braces or. >> That'd be 6 mil. >> THAT THAT'S FUN. I'M SO SORRY. THAT WOULD BE EXPENSIVE. BRACES? >> spend like I get them for free. >> My aunt is a My aunt is a racist. >> You know I'm GOING TO YOUR AUNT? >> [laughter]. >> I'm going to your aunt.

>> A racist? >> I'm visiting your aunt. Look, I have an. appointment. Wait. >> Braces? He's going to see her. >> I have an appointment on. >> Does she do Invisalign? >> August 5th. >> Really? Okay. I need to go see your aunt. Oh, August 5th. >> Wait. >> What What could you do? >> Um if we had 6 million on that account, >> Five. Five. >> Six. >> Five. >> You know what? I went to go get. Invisalign. >> Even better. >> And my dentist told me my teeth were too. messed up to get Invisalign.

>> Wait. >> I was like, "Are you serious? My teeth. are straight. What are you talking. about?". >> That's disrespectful, honey. >> I know. I was My feelings were hurt. >> too messed up for Invisalign? >> That's what she said. She was like, "Mm, your teeth are too messed up for. Invisalign.". >> Hey guys, I know I am interrupting the. podcast right now, but this is not an. ad, okay? Do not skip this. This is not. an ad. This is for people who like. making fan accounts, fan clips, edits, things like that. We are going to be. doing competitions with you guys. So, text this number and text lol to this. number if you guys want to enter these. competitions. We're giving away. hundreds, and I'm not even kidding,

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Harper should have to do something. >> Yeah. >> Well, whatever the mill is, we need to. figure out what the thing is. >> Why? Why? Wait, why why didn't you guys. at least make this account on YouTube. like they're saying so you can at least. get paid while you do this? >> No, I don't care about the payment. I. care about the. >> You should. Tik Tok Tik Tok holds no value. >> True, but it holds clout. >> Does hold clout. >> And you want that cuz you fell off, right? >> Didn't you fall off you said? >> Yeah. >> We fell off together. We need to do.

something big come back. >> [laughter]. >> Let's see, what could Harper do? >> Um. Uh oh, she has to give me her Bronco. >> That's not funny though. Like that's. [laughter] not like Nobody cares about. that. >> a pink Bronco. >> with my buzz cut just. >> Get away from my fries. >> Uh let's see. You have to get a bob. OOH, A BOB. WOULD YOU DO THAT? >> MHM. >> For 10 million you wouldn't get a bob? >> For 10 million dollars I would but not. >> No, 10 million followers. >> I'm saying. Followers on Tik Tok hold no. value. It's like you don't get paid on.

Tik Tok for having followers or. anything. >> But it's a flex. >> Kind of, you know, it's kind of cool. though. >> Yeah, it is kind of cool. Um let's see. What could Harper do? >> you have a full head of hair. >> All right, Kate, give us If you give us. something better than shaving my hair, maybe we'll do that. >> Why don't you go do something like yeah, like go rob the pyramids or something. like that? >> I already have that on the prison. Prison's good. Um yeah, I mean. >> Like I'd rather see you in prison than. shave your head. >> No, unfortunately, that's like the one. thing that people are going to follow. for. >> Me buzzing my hair? >> like Pip said, I don't know. You've had.

the same haircut for 9 years. You see. Kate freaking out over this. You see. like all these people are going to be. like, "Oh my gosh, like. >> [snorts]. >> this is insane. Like he has. to him to of. >> hair. I personally think more people. would subscribe if Harper was giving me. a tattoo. >> I don't think so. >> Really? Shave head. >> Yeah. >> A tattoo's permanent though. Hair is. like. >> Not if it's the eyebrows, too. I'm. telling you. >> No one said that. >> People want to see that. >> No one said that. >> People keep throwing that in. Like. >> All the [laughter] hair on your body is. going to be your eyelashes and eyebrows. >> Wait, can we say if it gets to 5.

million, you do eyebrows, too? >> Huh? >> 3 million, it's your head. >> Uh-huh. >> I'm not doing eyebrows. I've heard. >> 5 million, it's your eyebrows. >> I've heard eyebrows actually don't grow. back. >> Yes, they do, bro. >> They do. It just takes a long time. >> Yeah. No. Then sweat? >> How long does it take? >> go play a sport, my eyes would just be. boiling. Just. >> And the sweat just goes straight into. your eyeballs. [laughter]. >> It said 6 weeks. >> No, that's false news. It said my tattoo. would disappear in 4 weeks. It's coming. up on a year, man. It's still there. >> You got to see.

Dang. >> Is it still there? >> Mhm. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> That's just cuz he went deep. >> I met this guy who has a lip tat. He got. it done twice. The first time he said it. went away in 2 weeks, and the second. time he used a different guy and they. went deeper into his skin and it's. lasted 6 years. >> What? >> Yeah. My lip tat I don't think it's ever. disappeared. >> Yeah. And see, now I got a husband with. a stupid lip tat and now he's going to. have a stupid buzz cut. >> Well, you married a stupid guy. >> No. >> Wait. WAIT A SECOND. >> NO. Off the internet. He was a normal. person off the internet, but for some. reason when he gets on the internet,

he's like, I got to act like a. 5-year-old cuz that's what people want. TO SEE. NEWSFLASH. CASH BAKER. >> I FEEL like this is Cash all the time. >> No. What are you talking about? >> Cash like a normal functioning person in. society off the internet. >> I'm actually like a normal functioning. person right now. >> Listen, you are going to get a tattoo. >> What? >> bald head. >> It's not worth it. That's disgusting. >> 10 million, bald head and a tattoo. >> When you shave the head, you have three. spots to put A TATTOO. >> OH MY GOSH. >> HE'S SO RIGHT. I COULD PUT A TATTOO ON MY SHAVED HEAD. AND THEN WHEN MY HAIR GROWS BACK, IT'S. GONE. >> WHAT IF YOUR HAIR GROWS BACK everywhere.

except for that spot where you put the. tattoo? >> AND [laughter] IF I EVER grow his hair. like dye IT. >> IF YOU EVER LOSE your hair, you're kind. of cooked. [laughter] But. >> I go bald like 40 years from now. You just have like forget you got the. tattoo and you're like 70 and you're. like, "What's on my head?" It's just. >> Yeah, it's like Mr. Beast logo that. looks like trash. That's a good idea. >> That's a terrible idea. >> Your hair bald wouldn't be bad. I think. we need to make a TikTok right after. this. Imagine I wake up tomorrow and we. have a million followers. >> Yeah. I've seen some people that look.

good with buzz cuts. Like you ever see. the dudes in the army that look like. sexy and they got like buzz cuts and. they're like what? They look like. >> We need to write this down. >> What do I what? What did you say? [laughter] I don't know. Who said that? I heard it though. >> This is making me mad. Y'all are rage. baiting me so hard. It's a 23-year-old. man saying that. >> working. I'm getting rage baited so. hard. >> No, you're not getting rage baited. It's. just real. >> I'm literally I want to like throw my. shoe at you. It's making me mad. Stop. saying that. >> your chancla at me. >> you guys hit a million or 3 million. followers, we're going to tie Kate up.

and we're going to shave your head in. front of her. >> [laughter]. >> See, those are the things that like make. me cry and then everyone's like, "Haha, so funny.". >> You've been telling me you wanted me to. mix it up and do something new with my. hair. >> I have not said that. >> Yeah, you have. >> I literally just said, "Hey, maybe don't. dye your hair blonde.". >> That's mixing it up. No, you're going to be fine. All right. We got to figure out what we're doing. with Harper's at 6 million, guys. >> once we hit 3 million, we're doing that. 6 MILLION, WHAT? >> WHAT IN the. >> Hey, wait, wait. 3 million by when? 3 million August. >> WAIT, HOLD ON. WHY DID YOU BRING A. PENCIL, a paintbrush, and a hammer?

>> Don't worry. >> Does anybody know what's going on? 3 million. >> By what date? >> August 15th. >> By August 15th. Ooh. >> Which I don't know. Maybe we should do a. little earlier. Let's do a little earlier. >> Wait, wait. Let me see what I did last time on the. Cash N A. >> It's just like I'm being gluttonous. Does anybody want a fry? >> Okay, and what will happen? Cash shaved. his head. >> Cash will shave his head.

Kate, you're going to be fine. We just. might have to tie you up while we shave. him. It won't be that bad. >> I'm not going to be here for it. I'm not. going to give you guys the satisfaction. of seeing my reaction. >> What's wrong with him being bald? >> It's just he's going to lose his. >> What is wrong with being bald? >> [laughter]. >> I hear a lot of SLANDER GOING ON. >> WHOA, WHOA, YEAH. THERE IS WAIT, SIT. DOWN. SIT DOWN. YEAH. JUST SIT DOWN. CUZ. KATE'S BEING DISRESPECTFUL TO THE BALD. COMMUNITY right now. >> Please, we are a proud people here. >> What's wrong with it? SAY IT TO HIS. FACE, KATE. >> YEAH, what's wrong with this?

>> GO AHEAD, TELL HIM. CASH, YOU WANT TO. KNOW what Cash's exact words. >> And tattoos, she didn't LIKE THOSE. EITHER. >> [laughter]. >> HE HE DOES HAVE A WEIRD-SHAPED HEAD. >> CASH'S. CASH'S EXACT WORDS. >> Uh Cash signed. >> Wait, what did that say? I didn't read it. >> YOU ALREADY SIGNED IT. >> I DIDN'T [laughter] READ IT. >> YOU ALREADY SIGNED IT. >> 3 mil? >> Yeah. >> You guys are going to hit that tonight. WE'RE SHAVING IT TONIGHT. [laughter]. >> CASH said that you have a good-shaped. head for being bald, but that he does. not. >> I.

That's That's a paintbrush. [laughter]. Here, I got you. I got you. Hey, that's a stud. I I She got it. SHE GOT IT. >> STRONG PAPER. >> [laughter]. >> SHE GOT A HAMMER, BRO. >> STRONG PAPER. WE NEED A SMALL ONE. >> HEY. >> MY CORTISOL LEVELS are so high right. now. >> Why are you so stressed out about it? What's What's the problem? >> him to lose HIS HAIR, KATE.

>> HOW [laughter] CAN IT BE SO STRONG? >> WOULD YOU WANT TO. SHAVE HIS HEAD? >> HOLD IT THERE. HOLD IT THERE. >> NO. >> [laughter]. >> KEEP WORKING. HOLD IT THERE. >> YOU HOLD IT THERE. >> I WILL. JUST HOLD THE PAPER. >> THE HAMMER. >> NO, I'm an [laughter]. >> YOU HOLD IT THERE. >> NO, YOU HOLD THE PAPER. TELL HER TO HOLD. THE PAPER. KENZIE. >> [screaming]. >> WHY ARE YOU HAPPY? >> WHAT IS THIS? SERIOUSLY, what is this? >> the paper. [laughter]. >> I'm overly pissed off. >> Come on. DON'T HIT MY FINGERS. >> OKAY, READY? >> AND DON'T MESS UP THE WORDS.

>> READY? >> OH, YEAH. >> [laughter]. >> OKAY. >> LET ME SHOW. >> HERE WE GO. HEY KATE. >> YES. >> Tell the bald man what YOU WERE SAYING. >> I'M NO, I'm done talking. >> man is talking. >> one thing. I'll say one thing. Eventually, one day. he's going to be bald. You might as well. speed up the process. That's it. >> I'm saying. [laughter] He's going to be. bald eventually, so we should enjoy your. hair while you have it instead of just. cut it off earlier. >> Well, it's already signed. What did I. sign? I did not read it. 3 million by.

August 15th, 2026, Cash will shave his. head. Wait, we said a month. >> That is about a month. >> It's No. That is 1 2. That's 3 and 1/2 weeks. >> Perfect. >> That's a million a week. I think it's going to happen. >> No, I don't think so. >> Cash will shave his head. It's not Yeah, I didn't even write this. I don't know. who signed that. >> We should have done it for the whole. podcast. If the podcast can hit like 10. million subs. >> Wait, 10 million is crazy. >> Why? >> Oh, maybe we can do something with all.

of us if we get 10 million followers or. sub subscribers. >> shave our heads. >> I'm down. >> You're down? >> Like in like in like 2 in 2 weeks. >> Like everyone shaves their head. If in 2. weeks we get 10 million [laughter] subs. >> Well, that's obviously unrealistic, but. >> No, I don't think it is. Well, we need to do something good cuz. they're not shaving their heads. >> They have to. >> But they won't. >> I'm not shaving my head. This took me 25. years to grow. Wait. They can do it and we can prank them and. put bald caps on. >> No, that's not fair.

What? To the millions of people that. subbed. You have to actually sub. >> Maverick would look like an alien with a. bald head. >> [laughter]. >> There's so much bald slander. It's. crazy. >> It's not bald slander. >> Why don't we just do both? Why don't we. do if the pod hits like X amount, the. girls get to shave both of our heads. And nobody wants that. If the pod hits. 10 million subs in. 3 weeks, I'll shave my head. Tenzie, get. another contract up here. >> NO. NO. WHY? >> [laughter].

>> OH, I'M SO STRESSED OUT. >> more contracts. >> Hey. So, we're still up for the 3. million by ON OUR OWN. >> OH. ON OUR ACCOUNT, IF WE HIT 6 MIL. AFTER the 3 mil, I give you a tattoo. >> Oh, wait. That That's fine. That works. I'm not going to shake your hand by the. way. >> we'll make the contract. Yeah. >> Wait, but what would you give me a. tattoo and where would it be? Mhm. >> Bottom of your foot. >> No. I don't I don't show my feet. >> bottom of the foot. Bottom of the FOOT. AND THE TATTOO is up to artist. discretion, which is I'm the artist.

>> No. I'd want to get it probably like on. my lip. >> Mhm. Okay. Okay. >> Like the bottom of my lip. >> Yes. Okay, we need two contracts. Did. you bring two pieces of paper? >> Yes. >> Oh, wow. Okay, contract one. is. if we hit 6 mil on the Cash and Kay- or. her Cash and Harper account by. >> have Cash and Oh, wait. If we hit. >> Yeah. This is a 6 miler. >> Is this what you guys meant when you. said I wasn't meant to be an influencer? Cuz I'm not. I don't like making content. this much. >> What? By doing contracts to shave your. head? >> Yeah. I don't want to be making content.

if that's what this entails. I don't. like this. >> Oh, my hand's bleeding from when we had. to put that up there. All right. Two. What did I say? Tik Tok at Cash and. Harper. Okay, thank you. All right. The next contract should be. the exact same thing, but if it hits 6. million by. what time? >> August 30th. >> We need more markers to stab in the. wall. >> By September 15th. So, a month after. >> Okay. >> By September 15th,

then Harper Cash gets to give Harper a. tattoo on the lip. Yeah. Of. >> Don't say on the lip though. We might We. might switch where the tattoo is. >> What should it be? Just say on a tattoo. Uh up to artist uh discretion. >> Yeah, maybe. >> LOL. >> Could be LOL. I don't really like LOL. I. like something more like a donkey. >> Mhm, donkey's good. >> Yeah. >> A donkey? >> Yeah, see you don't want that on your. lip. That's why I like it. >> It's small. It's just not going to be. happy with that. >> Harper's mom?

>> Yeah, she won't care. I'm going to. [snorts] be 18 and I'm going to move. out. >> Well, you're not 18 yet and you still. live at home. >> Oh, you're not 18? And will you be 18 by September? >> No. I'm 18 in March. >> We'll have to ask your mom if we can. give you the tap. >> Well, that's fine. [laughter]. She'll say. >> Why don't you call her right now? See. what she says. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Call Mom, Audrey. >> Should I ask or should you? I feel like. I have a better chance of getting a yes. >> Uh you can talk. Yeah, yeah. >> Okay, fine, you ask, but she's going to. say no to you. >> No, you can talk. >> Okay. >> This is a horrible idea.

>> Hey. >> it. >> Hello. Cash has a question. Yes. >> Okay, so. at me and Harper Did you see me and. Harper made a TikTok account? >> Yes. >> Yeah, so at 3 million followers, Harper's going to shave my head. And at 6 million followers, if we hit 6. million in the next 2 months, can I give. Harper a lip tattoo? >> No. >> Mom, it's unshown. >> Scratch the contract. >> It's unshown. >> I don't know about that. >> A lip tattoo that will literally go.

away. Don't. >> Trust me, they go away. >> They go away. Cash got one for the podcast. Remember. when he got one for the podcast? It went. away. >> It's already gone. >> I don't know. I It's fine. It could literally be a. donkey. >> It's more like a hint of. >> I don't think that might not feel like a. good idea. >> you just say? >> Uh the best example. >> A hint. >> Uh Mom, it's a funny [laughter] joke. Everybody for my followers, everybody. would want to see it and it's not a bad. look. >> It's a bad look.

>> Whatever. >> Let's go. >> Okay, bet. It's a yes? >> I know it's not a yes. I don't want you to get a lip tattoo. Can we think of something else? >> A lip? It's on the inside. I'm not. always dragging down my lip. >> we hit 6 mil, we give you a lip tattoo. >> to me like this. >> Can we give you a lip tattoo? >> you a lip tattoo? >> Yeah, that's good. >> ABSOLUTELY NOT. [laughter]. >> OKAY. >> All right. Well, >> Don't say that. >> Hmm. >> All right. >> we can sign that contract. I don't know. if we can sign that.

>> tattoo that said I love my mom? >> Absolutely not. Uh. uh how about. >> All right, new new contract. >> [laughter]. >> Okay, how about. >> this is for the pod one. We could. amputate a toe. >> Yeah, I'd be fine with losing losing my. pinky toe. >> [laughter]. >> Like I'm so serious. >> Yeah, for 10 million subs, I mean, it's probably worth it. For every 10 mil. subs. >> [laughter]. >> Until you have a nub. You just got two nubs. >> Imagine we actually did that. >> Do you guys think without your pinky toe. you'd still be able to walk like 100%.

fine? >> Oh, yeah. >> What do you think? What's the CashNasty. channel at? >> Five mil or something? >> Five mil? Hmm. >> Like 5.5. >> Wait, no, let's just tell let's just say. the pod. Let's just say if the pod hits. >> 100k this month. >> Let's say if the pod hits 5 mil, it's a. deal. >> we we we have Ashlyne on the podcast. >> Let's see. El pod. >> 160,000 subs. >> We would need 1.8 million more. Yeah, I. say we just tell Actually no, I say. should we make it 5 or 10 mil for the. podcast? >> 10. >> Because low-key the shorts if any of the. shorts eat, those get high subscriber.

rate. We've had shorts one short before. get us like 500,000 subs. Yeah. No, 700,000. Yeah, 700,000 from one short. So, I'm a little nervous about 10 mil. shave my head on the pod. That might. happen in one short. I say we do it. Okay, 10 mil. >> What's the pod at right now? Two? Three? >> 3.2. So, say say 10 mil. 10 mil me and Mabe. shave our heads. >> By when? >> Uh. >> On on YouTube? >> Yeah. >> I think that's a two-year plan. >> End of the year? Holy. >> [laughter]. >> no. No.

That's definitely happening. >> All right. It has TO BE KIND OF TOUGH. A. month no, like a week bro. >> No, no, no, no, no. >> A month. >> When this episode comes out they have 1. week from when this episode comes out. I'm telling you. >> 1 month from now. August 21st. >> No, I'm not agreeing to that. It needs. to be a week. >> You're saying it's going to go fast but. nobody's going to subscribe. >> No, you don't understand how you. >> Look, let me show you the shorts. >> I hope nobody subscribes. >> What? >> want to be bald. I love my hair. >> My hair I took me a long time to grow. >> Kinsey you said Kate was or Kate you. said Kinsey was faking that she would. not be okay with Mav buzzing his head.

>> And she's making the contract. The. second the razor gets to his head she's. going to freak out. >> No, she's not. She's going to have the. razor. She's going to be like, "GIVE ME. YOUR HEAD.". >> I JUST KNOW I SAW one time we were doing. something with Mav's hair and it wasn't. that bad. She's freaking out. >> dollars. >> That's what I'm saying. [laughter] You. didn't like it. His hair has a cost. >> Kinsey will do anything to me for money. She's like [laughter]. Y'all want to shoot him? >> If you pay me she's like, "I got a house. to pay for.". >> Hello podcast, get 10 million subs on.

YouTube. >> Oh god, this. >> I won't be here for it. I know you guys. just want a good reaction out of me. I. won't be here. You're not getting that. >> What? You won't get a reaction out of. Kinsey except excitement. All right, but this video look, 16. million views. which is like a lot but not like a ton. And it gained us 350,000 subs. And then look. >> Woah, wait. >> And this video 75 million views. 582,000 subs. Almost. >> Wait, 75 million views?

>> Yeah. But it gained us almost 600,000. >> That's your highest viewed video. >> On YouTube 75 mil. On shorts. On shorts, yeah. Long form like 160 million. Yeah. All right, 10 mil we'll buzz Mav's hair. in a month. Huh? >> By when? 5 million? >> By August 21st. No, August 15th. Make everything August. 15th. It'd be a crazy day. >> August 15th. >> Crazy day. >> That'd be great. August. >> August 15th is a day I'll remember for. the rest of. >> No, do August 21st. Do August 21st. I'm. telling you by the time this episode. comes out. >> Okay, yeah, wait. When does this episode. come out?

>> Huh? >> When does it come out? >> I don't know. >> I see. So, you're saying it'll only be. like 2 weeks. >> Yeah. >> Okay, that's fine. >> Yeah. >> I'm so scared. >> one is close. I want it to be close. I. don't want it to be like. >> Can I just have nice for myself? >> Uh what do you want to do? >> Like can I just like. I don't know, like go to Paris if we hit. 10 mil? >> No. That's That's not how that works. >> It has to be something to hurt us. >> Yeah, I don't think you'll We'll. subscribe for you to go to Paris. >> Maybe they will. >> I If If we hit 20 mil, I'll shoot Kate with a taser.

>> What the heck? >> Ooh, it would be. >> [laughter]. >> I will press charges. >> LIKE IMAGINE JUST LIKE. >> [screaming]. >> I WILL PRESS CHARGES. WHAT IF Y'ALL GET TO 3 MILLION? By then, your head's already shaved. >> Well, then it's just Mav. >> It's Maverick to do it. >> And she goes, "Oh, okay.". >> [laughter]. >> She said, "That makes sense.". >> Fine print. >> No, if Cash's hair is already shaved. grown back, IT'S JUST SHAVED. >> [laughter]. >> YOU KNOW, I JUST GOT THAT. RE-SHAVED. It's only 3 weeks ago that.

>> [laughter]. >> You can't do this to me. You can't do. this to me. >> All right, I'm reading it this time. Hello Out Podcast, at 10 million, Cash will die. >> [laughter]. >> 10 million subs on YouTube by August. 21st, 2026. >> Kill? >> Wait, hold on. Let me read the contract. Hello Out Podcast gets 10 million subs. on YouTube by August 21st, 2026, then. Cash and Mav shave heads. Um yes, I will. sign right there. Everyone has that one. friend who's always saying, "I have the. best business idea." And they'll tell.

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>> Okay. >> If we can pepper spray you. >> I don't like her right now. Call Madray. >> Okay. Okay. Hang Oh, you need this to. hang it up. Or maybe taze? >> Uh pepper spray? >> it up or you can help. >> No, I can eat it. >> [laughter]. >> Put it on the official wall. >> I'm like, what? This contract says that Cash and Mav. will shave Kinsey's head. >> No. >> What? [laughter]. >> I'll not be doing that. >> Kinsey should shave her head. I need. someone to hold this.

Kate can hold it. >> No, I'm not doing that. >> I would I would give myself a bob if. Cash and Mav got 20 mil on YouTube. >> All right. >> A bob? A bob. That's the best I can do. >> That's pretty good. >> Well, well, Maverick can still shave his. head cuz he has a bald spot in the back. >> Yeah, yours is risky. If you shaved it, I don't know what's coming back. >> What are you talking about? I think you. Yeah. >> Yeah, not in the certain spot in the. back. >> you got to see this picture Mav I got.

Oh, you're going to love this. So, he's. been playing pool at Main Event. and [laughter]. he's been going. >> No, no, just wait. >> What do you mean that's different? >> played a whole lot though. He's gone. like like How many times do you think. you've gone? >> Uh in the last like year, I've gone. twice. >> To Main Event? >> [laughter]. >> You've gone one time to Main Event. >> Oh, yeah, oh, once. >> pool. >> To play pool, I've gone twice. >> No, just anywhere. >> Twice. No, not just Main Event. I've. held a pool stick twice. >> No. >> [laughter]. >> You play pool all the time. >> No. Anyways, he's been taking it very. seriously, so he bought himself a.

>> went twice. >> He bought himself a pool glove. to help him shoot better. Look at this. >> Oh, my. god. >> wears that to Main Event. >> [laughter]. >> He brought a glove for everyone to wear. and he wanted all of us to. >> I got a pack for everybody. It was a. party pack and. >> Spider-Man. >> He looks like Michael Jackson, dude. >> Let me see it. You're about to be like. No, you literally see him like. >> Wait, let me see it. >> I just don't understand. It's literally. they make you It's better for playing. pool and I brought some for everyone and.

nobody wore them. >> Well, then then. >> [laughter]. >> McCash missed the picture opportunity. >> of getting a bruise on your hand? >> No, it makes it like smooth when you. shoot. >> before this Harper, he couldn't reach. the ball, so he was literally flat on. the table completely like. >> Laying down. This is literally Mav. shooting pool. He put a glove on. and then he was like That [laughter]. never happened. My back My back does not ARCH LIKE THAT. >> I'M NOT [laughter] KIDDING. THAT'S. really what he did. Wait, I'm sorry. He. was arching WHILE PLAYING POOL? >> YES.

MY BACK DON'T ARCH LIKE THAT. NO, it. did. I should have taken a picture. >> We tried to take a picture, but he moved. when we did. >> Because a few episodes ago, I'm pretty. sure I saw you arching while doing a. plank. >> No, no, that was uh spasming. My back. was spasming. >> It was really sad. We got in the truck. and I saw him have his little box of. gloves. And I was like, "Oh, did you. play pool?" Cuz they went and played. pool when I was out of town. And he was. like, "Yeah, we did." And I was like, "Did you get to use your gloves?" And he. was like, "Yeah, I used my glove." And I. was like, "Did you like it?" And he was. like, "Yeah, I liked it." And I was. like, "Well, did your friends use the. gloves?" He was like, They did They don't want to use the.

glove. >> And [laughter] I was like, "Aw, that's. so sad.". No. They didn't want to use my Michael. Jackson. >> Bro, and it's like the the whole the the. worst part is it's not just a glove. There's a hole for two fingers to hang. out of. Like that it's just like an arm. >> Cuz you just need the three fingers. >> YEAH, BUT THEN MICHAEL SHOULD have. finished it off with a full glove. >> Yeah, like the. >> No, cuz you just need like three. What. Why? >> Yeah, you might as well. You look like a. >> What is this and DID YOU. >> YEAH, WHAT WHAT IS ON you right now? >> What is this and did you put this on me, Harper? You did. You're And it's sticky. and it got stuck on my leg hair and I.

did not like. >> [laughter]. >> it. What is that? >> What is that? >> Answer the question. >> [laughter]. >> What was that? >> What are you. >> You need to start talking. >> When I sat down earlier, I had to move. stuff out of the way and I looked down. briefly. There was like five items. I. could not tell you how or when you got. them. >> [laughter]. >> When I come over, I usually bring like. seven different things with me. >> She does have an assortment. >> Like what is in your hand right now? >> It's that thing.

>> Yeah, I'm really confused how you. acquire all these items. >> [snorts]. >> What are y'all looking at? >> Oh, nothing. >> I'm on the go. I'll be right back. Um. but what's it called? Uh yeah, I always have some random thing. in my hand. It's a Oh, yeah. After I. watched the Michael Jackson movie, um I. Me and Blake watched the Michael Jackson. movie and we were we were acting like we. were best friends with Michael Jackson. >> Wait, what do you mean you act like. you're best friends? >> playing again? >> No, no, we. >> No, we thought you stopped this. >> were like completely like we were like,

"Oh my gosh, we love Michael Jackson.". Like we like acted like we were best. friends with him after the movie because. of how much how good the movie was and. how good it played Michael Jackson out. to be. And we're like, "No, he did not. touch kids.". >> Yeah. >> But he definitely did. >> [laughter]. >> My mom's calling. OH, WAIT, WHAT'S THE. THING? OH, pepper spray. >> Yeah. >> Hey, Mom. >> Yes. >> What about pepper spray? >> Pepper spray? >> That's optimistic. >> I'm saying like, would it Is it okay if.

if we hit 6 million followers for Cash. to pepper spray me? We need your. consent. I'm fine with that. You're fine. with that. Perfect. >> I I'm just saying that's a terrible. idea. >> [laughter]. >> No. No. >> Like, it would really hurt. >> Yeah, it would. >> Do you have any good ideas then? >> Yeah, like think Do you have any good. ideas? >> Um. not tattoos, not pepper spray. >> Why not pepper spray? It hurt It hurts. for an hour. >> Cash is going to shave his head. So, Harper has to do something. >> Yeah, like you have to get an ice bath.

and stay there for 3 minutes. >> Okay, Mom. >> Are you seriously kidding me? >> [laughter]. >> That is some challenge that you would do. in a normal YouTube video. I'm saying. this is for 6 million followers. This is. a lot of followers and we need. >> 6 million followers. >> So, that's why I'm saying I'm saying. pepper spray would be perfect cuz it's. an ongoing inside joke on the on the. podcast. >> pull a tooth. >> No. I know what you should do. >> Exactly. >> getting pepper sprayed. I guess that's. okay. >> Okay, bye.

>> Wait, actually? >> I mean, not really. >> She's just trying to get off the phone. right now. >> She She said she's fine. >> idea for 6 million. >> I I have. >> What is Do you have any other ideas? >> Okay, goodbye. >> No, I have an idea. I have an idea. >> Aw, she hung up. >> We attach Cash to a machine. >> Wait, no, this is. >> THAT SIMULATES CHILDBIRTH. >> WHAT? This is for Harper. >> Yeah, we need to find our own idea for. me. Oh, I really liked that one. >> [laughter]. >> I I I don't know. I really think.

we might have to do the pepper spray. Or. like maybe like I go out in public. Yeah, that's it. He's got a I don't like. that. >> [laughter]. >> I share the green pepper secret. It's. It's too niche. It's too niche. Yeah, but it's like too niche. It's like. people that don't know that would be. like, what? >> Yeah, true. >> I like the ice bath, I think. >> No, what? >> [laughter]. >> What if you sit in a ice bath for 3. minutes? >> No, no, no. Not the ice bath.

>> Brooke, I thought it was a good idea. You know she's watching it. You're just. trying to get on her good side. >> Yeah, don't hate me. Still let me use. your hot tub. >> Um wait, did you know that, Harper? Yeah, Cash called me said, "Hey, I was. coming to your hot tub.". >> Yeah, cuz I called your mom and they. didn't pick up. So, I was like, maybe. they're out of town. And I called you. and then she called me back. She said it. was broken. >> Weird that would be. Oh, by the way, it's not broken. >> What? Should I? >> No, I'm kidding. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, me, Madigan, Payton, Chase were. all sitting around here like, we need a. hot tub. And you were our only friend. that had a hot tub. And it's broken. >> I'm a friend?

>> At least good enough for me to use you. for a hot tub. So, we thought. >> [laughter]. >> But um no, I am thinking. >> Don't really need your friendship now, Brooke. We have a hot tub. >> I'm [laughter] thinking like, what if we. do something like. um. >> Kate, what do you think? You haven't. given many ideas. Here's the problem. with a lot of these ideas. >> I told you guys I don't care enough to. do things like that. >> I know. >> I don't care about followers. I don't. care about money. I don't care about any. of it enough. >> Are you trying to be. humble? >> No, I don't care about any of it enough. to do stupid things like shave your head.

completely or spray Harper with pepper. spray. >> Okay, she just cares about going to. events. What would WHAT WOULD WHAT. [laughter] WOULD KATE'S PODCAST BE? READY? This is Kate's pod. Go ahead. Say what you want. >> I have a great idea. >> What? >> We give back. >> To what? The community? >> Whoever needs to be given back to. >> Give what back? >> In whatever way you want. >> Cuz I'm not giving my stuff back to the. grandma's [laughter] house. >> She acted all humble today. No, you. >> You you could do something like. >> it. >> You could do something like. >> don't think you get 10 million followers.

in a week to give back. I don't think. it's going to happen. [laughter]. >> No, I don't I don't I don't. You could say. When we hit 10 million followers, we'll. be picking 10 of you out of the 10. million subscribers. to give something to. >> Or bring them on the podcast. Bring 10. subscribers on the podcast. >> think that. >> No, Kate, this is your pod. What do you. What do you want to talk about? It can. be anything. Not if we get followers. >> But wait, when it comes to the if we get. followers. >> We've talked about that the entire time. >> Before we switch, I think we just need. to really focus on something serious and. long-term.

>> My mom said how about you spend the day. dressed as up as an inflatable dinosaur. in public? Chat GPT gave me that idea. >> That was cute. >> That is cute, but. she's grounding me right now, so I'm not. happy with her. >> [laughter]. >> Okay. >> She's grounding me. >> Kate, we're going to let you pick the. next topic. Go ahead. >> My topic for the podcast is the book I'm. reading right now. >> Oh, not a book. Anything besides a book. >> I don't have anything. >> Ooh, what if Harper has to like make a. video.

or something? Like go do something that's like. >> You're starting to sound like my mom. >> go do something that like a video or. something that's like. >> Like go to Paris and take take Kate and. Kinsey with her. Okay, let's genuinely think. >> [laughter]. >> Harper has to get me a piece of the. Great Pyramid of Giza. >> No, no, no, I'm not talking about that. I'm talking like she has to like. >> Hey, how about we switch the topic? We've been talking about this forever. >> Yeah, I know, that's why. >> Yeah, but I've really enjoyed it. >> But I do think that I think that we need. to figure out something so we can post. it right after this podcast cuz I want.

to see I want to see. >> I don't It's not as urgent because first. we have to hit the 3 mil. >> pretty urgent. >> No, but once we're getting close to the. 3 mil, then we'll make sure we we. finalize that so we can sleep on it. tonight. >> Yeah. >> And wake up with good ideas. >> Wait, are we posting it today? >> Yeah, we can post it right after. >> Okay, perfect. >> All right. Now, Kate, what topic would. you like to talk about? >> Um let's talk about. me going back to school. Or well, I feel like we talk about me a. lot. And [laughter] then I was like, maybe we. can talk about. >> We don't talk about Noah enough. >> Noah, how's your life?

>> Noah. >> Pretty good. >> Pretty good. >> No one's asked you how you're doing. lately, have they? >> No. >> [laughter]. >> Man, that was fun. Oh, okay. So, uh that's enough about Noah. >> [laughter]. >> I wonder how Where's Chase? >> He left. >> He's gone. >> Yeah, he left. >> No, but Kinsey and I are pretty pretty. excited right now, but. >> I love Chase, too. >> We are. >> I just can't wait to hang out with him. I couldn't hang out with really with. him. >> What are we all saying? >> Oh, we're excited cuz our houses are.

finally. about to be. built. >> Yeah. >> Speak for yourself. >> Your house is going to be built soon? >> No. >> Yes, it is. Dude, yours you're farther. along than we are. >> Yeah. >> There's no road. >> have two conversations going on. We got. a house being built and is Chase cute? Is that what I heard over there? For some reason, anytime those two start. talking, Harper always asks me. questions. >> I'm sorry. >> And then we have a great conversation. I. feel like he gets missed. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> Um let's think of. Let's think of a topic. >> Let's leave Michael Jackson for a.

second. >> Wait, think of a topic to talk about? >> Yeah, let's think of a topic. >> No, what do you mean? Let's just see. where the conversation goes. >> Okay. >> Maybe um oh, I asked Maverick if he. thought Chase was cute and he said yes. >> I think he's a nice-looking fellow. >> And why are we talking about that? >> You know what he. >> He's single. >> Yeah, I'm married, Harper. >> I know, but like. >> It's fine for me to say he's. nice-looking. Don't make it weird. Let's make it weird. How do we do that? >> it weird. Can make it weird. >> Uh no need to make it weird.

>> Maybe you can call Chase and tell him. he's cute. >> Yeah, we could tell him. >> Wait, wait, call call him and say you're. cute and then hang. >> I got a story. One of my friends told me. this this week. One of my friends said. she was at a sleepover and that when she. was at the sleepover, she was like eight. or nine years old and she saw the. friends that she was staying at, she saw. her friend pee in a trash can. >> Yeah. >> And so she told the parents and like. >> friend Kate? What friend do you have. that's a girl? >> The other friend. >> friend I would have that's a girl that's. y'all's friend that I just don't I just.

don't want to expose her name. >> Wait, who? >> Okay, continue. >> Who? >> The other friend that's here. She's at. the house right now. >> Oh. >> Okay. [laughter]. >> Um and she was at the sleepover. >> Man. >> and she saw her pee in a trash can. So. she told her the parents of that girl. that was at the sleepover and then. >> wait, the girl downstairs is the one who peed. in the trash can? >> No, no, no. She witnessed She was a. victim. >> tattletale. >> Yes. >> I'm joking. We love her. >> So. My friend got invited to sleep at this. girl's house when they were like eight.

She saw the girl pee in a trash can. So. then she told that girl's parents and. the parents punished her. >> you pee in a trash can? >> I don't know. >> Kids just do that. >> a story like this too when you're done. >> I do too. >> And then the parents punished her for. tattling and made her do push-ups. >> What? >> Really? >> Mhm. >> That's weird. >> Yeah. >> I was like, who? >> I was like, yes, she was like, hey, your. daughter just peed somewhere she's not. allowed to pee and they said, why would. you tell us that? Start doing push-ups. >> Kenzie, what's your story?

>> When I was in junior high, it was like. when you're in junior high, that's when. you start using the girls locker room to. change your clothes for gym class and. this girl did not care about gym class. at all and she was just. a crazy human being and instead of using. the stalls we have with toilets in them, she pops a squat in the sink. >> Oh. >> And pees in the sink. >> That's a great idea. Yeah. >> That's terrible. >> Yeah, it's like. >> What? >> What would you do that? >> I have two stories. >> I have a.

thing for you to do if you hit 6. million. >> Wait, what? Wait, what? >> You You. >> You have to have Natalie Reynolds back. on the podcast. Oh, that one's good. >> Ooh. >> I don't want to have her back on. >> I will think on that one. What's your. story? >> All right, um. so when I was in sixth grade. I thought I was the class clown. And I was, but. >> still think that. >> Yes, but no, um when I was not really. anymore. I am kind of just getting. embarrassed in school. Um. >> [clears throat]. >> but when I was in sixth grade I thought. I was a class clown and I basically was.

at a sleepover with all my friends and. there's a video and it went around and. it got posted on our schools and it got. posted everywhere and everybody's like. Harper drinks pee like I'm sorry. >> Happens. >> And so um so me and my friend peed in a. cup. >> the same time you pooped in the hot tub? >> No, but that also [laughter] happened. Honestly, I'm not even embarrassed. anymore cuz it's like it's high school. People are going to draw and people are. going to make fun of you. I think I'm. the most hated person in the school, but. I don't mind anymore cuz I'm almost.

gone. Anyways, um so so yeah, basically what. happened was I pee I peed in the cup and. I drank it as a joke. Not like the full. thing. I had a little sip. And it got. posted everywhere. >> Wait, it was actual pee? >> Mhm. And it tastes like popcorn. >> pee? >> Yes. And my mom said you can get organ. failure from that. >> You didn't drink actual pee. >> I swear on my life I didn't. >> Oh my gosh. I don't know that that's one of those. things that I would just admit. >> Yeah, I'm pretty sure she did though. >> I did. And then there's another What was. the other thing?

>> I can tell you if she did. What did it. taste like? >> Popcorn. >> She did. >> Hot hot popcorn. >> What? >> [laughter]. >> How do you How would you know that? >> It it was hot popcorn. It was so. >> Cash boiled pee one time. Mhm. >> Why? >> We tried to filter it. Tried to distill. it. >> Oh, with a with a Lifestraw? >> Pretty much, yeah. >> Wait, can we do that? >> We could. >> I love Lifestraws. One time I was. staying the night at my friend's house. >> Oh, you're going to make me throw up. >> and by my friend's house, I mean my. cousin's Alex's house. So sorry if. Alex is in this or his mom. because uh. >> Oh, no.

>> I. uh. >> Oh. >> I was staying the night at your house. one time and when I was there, you know, I was like 8 9 years old. >> He just. >> this with me like 3 days ago. This is. insane. >> I was like 9 years old and I peed on. your couch when I slept when I was using. when I was sleeping. I peed on the couch. like just full-blown peed on it. >> Ew, why? I would not have allowed my. child to invite you over as a friend, unfortunately. >> Wait, no, it was when I was sleeping. >> Yeah, I still you would not have been. allowed to sleep over then. >> they didn't know. >> I love Cash can come to play, but by. 6:00 p.m. he's got to go home.

>> Because listen, they didn't know because. obviously you're so embarrassed that you. just peed all over their couch. So, what. do you do? It's not your house. You. don't know where the towels are. >> You don't know where the cleaning. supplies are. So, you flip the cushions. >> Oh my gosh. >> Ew, knowing you, I know you pee stains. >> when you. >> No, he disguises he popped popcorn. >> [laughter]. >> Sorry Kale, I was just popping popcorn. in the bathroom. >> Yeah, and I've always thought about that. cuz I've done that honestly I'll be. completely for real. I've done that at. least twice in my life when I. >> On [laughter] other people's couches?

>> I mean, when I had sleepovers it was. bad. I used to pee all the time in my. bed, but I had a plastic bed. So, it was. fine. >> Is that like something like genuinely. cuz I know I know that happens to some. kids. Is that like like why does that. happen? >> Uh it's cuz they're like too cool. >> Uh well, if I'm going to be honest, I. wouldn't make fun [laughter] of you, but. the night after homecoming and prom. >> Homecoming? That's a wild age. Cash, you peed like last year. Be real. >> [snorts]. >> No. So, the night after homecoming and prom, I peed my pants.

>> The hottest. >> Awake or asleep? >> Uh I woke up in a puddle of pee. >> Well, you can't blame people when it's a wake. up. >> I was conscious and I just peed my. pants, so it's fine. >> Conscious? >> true. >> Yeah. >> Oh yeah, on the podcast. >> Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> It did happen. >> Definitely something. >> You should get control of that. >> Thank you. Thank you, everybody. Thank. you. But yeah, no, I've been dying cuz. I'm so tired. Like I woke up at 7:00. a.m. this morning. >> you doing at 7:00? >> Uh I had cheer camp. >> Oh. >> And then I fell asleep at 4:00 a.m. last. night. I woke up in a bathtub. Don't.

know why. >> This morning at 7:00 a.m. you woke up in. the bathtub? >> Is that a Katy Perry song? >> No, I'm not kidding. I woke up in a bath Okay, I don't think. that's a song. Anyways, um no, but yeah, so I woke up in a bathtub. I think I was. sleepwalking last night or something. >> Oh, happens. >> I don't know. Wait, was there water in it? >> Yeah, there was like a little there was. a puddle of water. And I had clothes on. and everything and I was so confused. >> Sleepwalking is creeps me out. >> I know, like or talking. It's like. weird. It's. >> Like one time recently I think I told.

this the other day, but I woke up. >> Like couple months ago. >> Yeah, I woke up and I was just I was in. the shower. I it was night time, like. 4:00 a.m. I woke up, I went to bed, and. then I woke up and I was just in the. shower with the water running sitting on. the bathroom floor. And I was just like. >> You'd drown yourself. >> And I was just like, how am I in here. right now? >> You fell asleep in the shower, but no, I. fell asleep. >> No, no, he was in bed. >> I went to bed with Kate, woke up at 4:00. a.m. I'm in the in the shower. >> realized you wet the bed and was like, I. should shower and then you. >> No, no. >> Right, that's what I'm. >> No, no, no, no, no, of course not. >> I always say right.

>> Right. >> Yeah, well, we should probably end the. episode. >> Kate has Pilates to get to. >> No, we'll see you guys next Oh, MAKE. SURE TO SUBSCRIBE SO WE can hit 10 mil. >> Oh, bye.